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DLHS Hour 3 | Oleebo Bootleg Movie Review: “The End of Oak Street” · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It's the Dial Hug Show your twenty twenty six editions.
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  Speaker 1: In case you are in Memphis and see tomorrow night.
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  Speaker 1: I will be there August twenty second at the Cannon
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  Speaker 1: Center for Performing Arts of Performing Our Sentences, will come
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: check me out. If you're take a notion I will
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: miss the Houstons in Memphis. It is it was a legendar.
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know how that closed, because I think that Memphis,
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: Memphis Houston had the best chefs I've ever had. And
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: you know I am a Houston's slash heelstones officient.
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  Speaker 2: Art of course, yes, absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: As yes, and I knew that that Houston wasn't a
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  Speaker 1: long for the world. When I saw crystal hot sauce
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  Speaker 1: on the table, I went on, I ain't talking about
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  Speaker 1: what you could ask for it, I'm talking about on
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  Speaker 1: the table. I was like, Nah, this is yes, day's
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  Speaker 1: a numbered Hell No, I'm sure they had to replace
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  Speaker 1: that hot sauce all the time, because I know I
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  Speaker 1: took a couple of bottles. I know what I did.
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  Speaker 3: Can't find this everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: If you put crystal hot sauce on the table or
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  Speaker 1: Louisiana hot sauce, that's just saying welcome black people.
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  Speaker 3: That's all that is.
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  Speaker 2: That's it.
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  Speaker 3: Our key's welcome.
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  Speaker 1: Give me your time, poor your huddle masters. That it's
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  Speaker 1: kind of that thing right there. Yeah, now it's time
• 1:19
  Speaker 1: to listen to a labo thiss, dreaming hack warrior.
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  Speaker 3: Hell, I'm selling me and I'm old. I'm may say
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  Speaker 3: haim me ham me ham oh, dear my home brother,
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  Speaker 3: what's that o liba. We are in the middle of
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  Speaker 3: the August, and you know what this means? What it
• 1:42
  Speaker 3: is almost time for the kids to go back to school.
• 1:46
  Speaker 3: And no one is more happy about this than the palets.
• 1:50
  Speaker 3: Samma break has them running a twenty four hour daycare
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  Speaker 3: with nobody out, no backup and the boss who only
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  Speaker 3: speaks and I'm hungry and he hit me first. Oh oh,
• 2:02
  Speaker 3: school is the only three babysit that the government still funds.
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  Speaker 3: I'm serious, you know, d l my hun brother, I
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  Speaker 3: do not have kids, but you know I am a warrior.
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  Speaker 3: If I were to have children, they would be warriors
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  Speaker 3: like me. They'd be born already knowing how to change
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  Speaker 3: their own diapers, had of respect that they never cried.
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  Speaker 3: They would just stare at the problem until it fixed itself.
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  Speaker 3: Their imaginary friends would ask permission before appearing. Oh in
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  Speaker 3: the school bus would pick them up early and thank
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  Speaker 3: them for the privilege. Their report cards would say approved
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  Speaker 3: by Libo, and every teacher would give them an a
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  Speaker 3: just to stay on this safe side. I'm serious to
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  Speaker 3: This review has nothing to do with going back to
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  Speaker 3: the school, but it does have screaming Chijer in it.
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  Speaker 3: The movie is the end of Oak Street, starting and
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  Speaker 3: the Hat Away and You and No. In this movie,
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  Speaker 3: they play their Platte family. They have a son and
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  Speaker 3: a daughter and they live in a neighborhood that looks
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  Speaker 3: like an eighties a seed car. Then one day, a
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  Speaker 3: cosmic event transports the neighborhood to some place unknown. After
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  Speaker 3: the cosmic event, this quiet suburban streets the side is
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  Speaker 3: done with life. The oak Trees pack their bags and
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  Speaker 3: leave like they're laid for a better zip code. The
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  Speaker 3: HLA president turns into a racoon, and the mailman starts
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  Speaker 3: delivering packages from next Tuesday. It's like if the Twilight
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  Speaker 3: Zone got drunk, lost their bed and try to direct
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  Speaker 3: a home depoquet mercer and in the inning, the whole
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  Speaker 3: street just folds up like a cheap yoga Matt, it disappears.
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  Speaker 3: I'm serious. I haven't felt this level of betrayal since
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  Speaker 3: my last relationship. Now, if you're looking for a movie
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  Speaker 3: that makes you question them both real estate and reality, congratulations,
• 4:01
  Speaker 3: this is a moving for you. I'm siious. I give
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  Speaker 3: this movie two handbags and four bottles of a libel
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  Speaker 3: weed killing. If it's so strong, the weeds will apologize
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  Speaker 3: before they need the yard, the only product that kills
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  Speaker 3: weeds and the entire bloodline. I'm sitious this is a
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  Speaker 3: libo your hacking water with the strim hacking movie in
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  Speaker 3: you come there, sell on me and I stay safe
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  Speaker 3: and healthy.
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  Speaker 2: Time me tim me ham.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's time to take a peek in the Jasmin's diary.
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  Speaker 2: We have it.
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  Speaker 1: Either you read it or we damn show.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I'll read it, did Warry. One of
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  Speaker 2: the worst things that you can do to me is
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  Speaker 2: inviting me somewhere, only for me to arride and find
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  Speaker 2: that you've invited other people. I don't mind other people,
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  Speaker 2: but if you tell me that you and I are
• 5:01
  Speaker 2: going out for a girl's brunch, why are you bringing
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  Speaker 2: your man? Now? I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but
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  Speaker 2: me and my girlfriend. We got into an argument about
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  Speaker 2: this because she and I typically have a standing get
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  Speaker 2: together brunch at least once a month or once every
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  Speaker 2: other weekend, because we're both so busy telling why she
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  Speaker 2: decides to bring her man on our brunch and then
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  Speaker 2: she doesn't understand why I'm offended. I'm like, if he
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  Speaker 2: didn't bring a friend for me to talk to, why
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  Speaker 2: do I want to sit here and eating my French
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  Speaker 2: toast as you guys are snowbling, cuddling and rubbed. I
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  Speaker 2: was so mad at her, and she said I was
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  Speaker 2: being immature because of that, and my being mature, I
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  Speaker 2: don't think so. So now I'm sitting here staying with
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  Speaker 2: y'all standing at each other, wondering why no when to
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  Speaker 2: stay out at me. I don't think there's anything wrong
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  Speaker 2: with me being upset about that. And besides, it's supposed
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  Speaker 2: to be a me, and you think, not a me,
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  Speaker 2: you and your boot. And she said I should get
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  Speaker 2: a man. I mean, she's right about that, but she
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  Speaker 2: have to flaw hers in front of me,