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The Most Relevant Housewife (RHOP Recap) · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge.
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Speaker 2: Hi, guys.
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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Two Teas in a
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Speaker 1: Pod with myself, Tamara Judge, and Teddy Mellencamp. Good morning. Hi.
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Speaker 1: I feel like I need so many options.
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Speaker 2: My glass-wearing friend. My upper left bruising is not 100% gone. Well,
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Speaker 2: over Zoom, I can't see anything. Well, you know what?
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Speaker 2: Pretty much people.
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Speaker 3: Only see me over Zoom, so this is great.
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Speaker 2: Well, we do record.
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Speaker 1: Ourselves on cameras, so it's not as clear over Zoom.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean, we can pretend to ourselves that
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Speaker 2: this is gone.
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Speaker 1: I am in Arizona, so I have glasses on because
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Speaker 1: I didn't really bring makeup.
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Speaker 2: Why are you in Arizona?
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Speaker 1: Oh, so, oh my God, I've been sick of whirlwind.
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Speaker 1: I was in New York, did Watch What Happens Live.
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Speaker 1: We'll talk about that in a minute. Came home, was
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Speaker 1: home for one day, and Andy goes, hey, I got
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Speaker 1: to go to your mom's house to help her with
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Speaker 1: something in Arizona.
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Speaker 2: It's a four-hour drive.
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Speaker 1: Do you want to go? At first I said, no,
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Speaker 1: I have the podcast. And then I thought, I'm just
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Speaker 1: going to be sitting at home. So I go, yeah, sure,
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Speaker 1: I'll go. Strobe out there, brought all my podcast stuff,
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Speaker 1: and we go home together. today. So I'm helping my
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Speaker 1: mom stage the house because she's putting her house on
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Speaker 1: the market. She's moving to Big Bear. And so it's
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Speaker 1: just a process. And I go home and then I'm
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Speaker 1: home for a few days and I go to Big Bear. Oh,
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Speaker 1: for Oktoberfest.
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Speaker 2: Oh, that's going to be fun.
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Speaker 3: Are you going to dress in outfits?
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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, I am. I mean, kids are coming out.
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Speaker 1: My mom's coming out. I hear my brother might come
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Speaker 1: out and his wife. So And then we have friends
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Speaker 1: that we go with the past three years. So yeah,
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Speaker 1: it's going to be fun. We are all dressing up.
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Speaker 2: I love that.
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Speaker 1: I got Eddie a lederhosen outfit.
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Speaker 2: No, poor Eddie.
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Speaker 3: Did you get matching ones for the dogs?
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Speaker 1: Oh, no, I should have. But I got like three.
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Speaker 1: I got one for Nico. I got one for Ryan.
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Speaker 1: I got one for Eddie.
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Speaker 2: Oh, my. I need a lederhosen outfit. I mean, I
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Speaker 2: feel like Dev would look cute in a lederhosen outfit.
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Speaker 1: I thought about it because I have the dress and
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Speaker 1: I thought maybe I'll get the little suspenders and it'll
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Speaker 1: freeze my ass off.
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Speaker 2: So cute.
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Speaker 1: Cold and big bear.
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Speaker 2: Well, all I know is I'm, you know, away this
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Speaker 2: weekend at a horse show and all I'm seeing is
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Speaker 2: Tamara Judge. What do you mean?
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Speaker 3: You're all over the worldwide web.
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Speaker 1: Oh, oh, about the Jessel stuff.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. So can you, cause I didn't even get to
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Speaker 2: see the watch what happens live.
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Speaker 3: So can you just break it down for me?
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Speaker 2: How was having Sophia as the bartender to start?
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Speaker 3: We're going to start on a positive.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Oh yes. It was such a fun opportunity for Sophia
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Speaker 1: to be bartender. Like she just shined, like she had
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Speaker 1: so much fun and they asked her those questions. Andy
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Speaker 1: asked her the questions in the end, like say five
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Speaker 1: things about my mom and, They had told me they're
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Speaker 1: going to ask, but I didn't know what her answers were.
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Speaker 2: What were they?
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Speaker 1: You'd have to watch the show because I can't remember.
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Speaker 1: But she did say something along the lines of, you know,
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Speaker 1: why don't we talk about why three of my mom's
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Speaker 1: kids chose to live with her and three of them
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Speaker 1: didn't choose to live with her dad? You know, like
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Speaker 1: all you guys talk about is how one daughter doesn't
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Speaker 1: want to live with me. So that was really sweet
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Speaker 1: of her to say. And just like I just let
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Speaker 1: her be who she is. And I'm inspiring to her
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Speaker 1: and a hard worker. And I can go on and
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Speaker 1: make shit up, but I can't remember everything she said.
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Speaker 1: So it was great. We had a good time on
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Speaker 1: Watch What Happens Live. And off camera, Andy, I, and
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Speaker 1: Gary had this conversation.
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Speaker 3: Before you went on.
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Speaker 2: No, no, no.
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Speaker 1: This was during a commercial break.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: And so something was said about Jessel and, you know,
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Speaker 1: she's not getting a lot of love on social media.
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Speaker 1: That's for sure. Somebody said something and I said, listen,
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Speaker 1: I love the show. I think it's great. I disagree
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Speaker 1: with Michael Rapaport and his opinion of the reboot. I
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Speaker 1: think it's great. I think Jessel is great for the show.
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Speaker 1: Every show needs a village idiot. And Andy says, you know,
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Speaker 1: she kind of reminds me of Ramona. Like she just
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Speaker 1: says things to stick her foot in her mouth. Right.
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Speaker 1: So we get back and Andy brings up, like we
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Speaker 1: were talking about Jessel and the importance of her on
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Speaker 1: our show. He didn't think I was going to say
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Speaker 1: what I said. Yeah. And he says, you know, she
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Speaker 1: kind of reminds me of Ramona. I said, yeah, what
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Speaker 1: did I say? Everyone needs a village studiot. And so,
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Speaker 1: you know, that made the clip for Watch What Happens Live.
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Speaker 2: Of course it did.
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Speaker 1: And then Jessel reminds, She responds, says, LOL, I think
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Speaker 1: this comment says more about her than it does about me.
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Speaker 2: I said, then.
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Speaker 1: So I put, I think she means then, T-H-A-N. But
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Speaker 1: thank you for proving my point. And then she put,
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Speaker 1: hardly the gotcha moment you think it is. But hey, look,
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Speaker 1: you're semi-relevant again. Enjoy it while it lasts, sweetie. And
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Speaker 1: I said, oh, not a two-time rebooter talking about me
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Speaker 1: being semi-relevant, clown face. I've been here for 19 years.
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Speaker 1: Call me when you make it to 16. I got.
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Speaker 2: Oh, I got... Ryan, I just... The fact that you
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Speaker 2: used the clown face, you know how I feel about
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Speaker 2: the clown face. Like, it's blocked from all.
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Speaker 1: Nobody.
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Speaker 2: Try to.
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Speaker 3: Send me the clown face. You can't anymore.
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Speaker 1: I rarely use a clown face unless somebody, like, says
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Speaker 1: something really stupid. I'm like, you're a fucking clown.
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Speaker 2: You're a fucking clown.
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Speaker 1: So I got people from... the cast reach out to me.
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Speaker 1: I had people from the old cast reach out to me.
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Speaker 1: I've had people that have worked with her makeup artists
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Speaker 1: reach out to me to say some not so nice things. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And then we just kind of left it at that.
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Speaker 2: Well, I don't know why she even felt the need
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Speaker 2: to comment in the first place. I don't know that
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Speaker 2: I would have responded to the village idiot comment.
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Speaker 1: Well, I could see her commenting, but her to say
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Speaker 1: two times, I mean, semi-relevant.
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Speaker 2: Bitch.
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Speaker 1: I've been around more than any housewife on any shows.
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Speaker 1: Don't talk to me about being relevant.
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Speaker 2: Listen, just because they use the word consecutive. Yeah. Don't,
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Speaker 2: don't get her started. I have more season.
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Speaker 3: Listen to the pod.
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Speaker 2: Jessel.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Put your foot in here.
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Speaker 2: You just stepped on something.
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Speaker 1: Well then like, even like other Bravo, Leopardy's would comment
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Speaker 1: back and say, girl, stop. That is a, she's the
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Speaker 1: wrong person to mess with. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: But also like hardly the, I don't, I, After she
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Speaker 2: already made some grammatical errors, the fact that you're fixing
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Speaker 2: her grammatical errors is a problem.
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Speaker 1: That is a problem. And I'm like, I think I've
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Speaker 1: been called the gremlin. What was it? Grammar gremlin or
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Speaker 1: something like that. I mean, I'm not the best, but
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Speaker 1: if I could have pointed that out. I mean, it
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Speaker 1: was just a funny thing to.
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Speaker 2: Slap back with.
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Speaker 1: Hardly the gotcha moment. I'm like, I'm not looking for
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Speaker 1: a fucking gotcha moment.
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Speaker 2: With you, Jessel. Yeah. Yeah, especially with you. Like the
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Speaker 2: gotcha moment while we're online.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, Jocelyn's been on for three seasons and
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Speaker 1: two of them were reboots because her seasons were so boring.
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Speaker 1: So I think you just sit your ass down.
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Speaker 3: But here's the thing.
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Speaker 1: I said, I think she's great on the show.
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Speaker 2: And we love New York this season. Love it.
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Speaker 1: Absolutely love it.
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Speaker 2: Like, but maybe she's not going to be a guest
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Speaker 2: on the two days in a pod.
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Speaker 1: No, but by the way, I've been the village idiot
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Speaker 1: many years. Many years I've been.
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Speaker 2: The village idiot. Can you explain to me the definition
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Speaker 2: of the village idiot?
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Speaker 1: The one that just says the stupid shit. Just the stupid.
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Speaker 1: Like when, like, well, Andy- kind of said she reminds
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Speaker 1: her of Ramona. Do you remember the stuff Ramona used
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Speaker 1: to say? And you're like, but no, it's kind of
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Speaker 1: like the stuff she was saying about Carolyn Bessette. And yeah,
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Speaker 1: she's just.
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Speaker 2: Okay. So like this, how was she was saying it
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Speaker 2: was like a fashion trend, not about somebody passing away.
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Speaker 1: Just talking to Carol about the, the curse of the Kennedys.
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Speaker 1: It's like, you don't talk about that. Like she doesn't have,
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Speaker 1: I don't know. And she thinks she's so fucking cool.
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Speaker 1: I can't tell you how many people wrote to me
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Speaker 1: and said, she moved here to be on the show.
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Speaker 1: I know. I forgot about that.
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Speaker 3: That was, I saw some of those comments.
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Speaker 1: I don't really care about how you get on the show. Honestly,
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Speaker 1: I don't care how you get on it and I
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Speaker 1: don't care where you live.
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Speaker 2: I don't, I do care that you share enough that
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Speaker 2: I get to know you. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: And I feel like we're missing something.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.
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Speaker 2: Like, so do I think she has some funny, um,
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Speaker 2: quippy things that she says to the other woman? Yes.
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Speaker 2: Do I think sometimes they're rude? I haven't laughed one
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Speaker 2: time about the popcorn ceilings.
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Speaker 1: I had to look to see if my mom has
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Speaker 1: popcorn ceilings. Close, but not.
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Speaker 2: But I don't think it's that funny.
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Speaker 1: I don't either.
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Speaker 3: I don't think it's funnier to be richer than somebody else.
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Speaker 1: I also don't think it's funny that, we will get
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Speaker 1: into it, that Karen was making fun of Women's bodies
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Speaker 1: and cellulite. Didn't like that at all.
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Speaker 2: Well, then I checked my own cellulite in the mirror
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Speaker 2: and I was disappointed.
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Speaker 1: Well, that you don't have any? No, I have so much.
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Speaker 2: I doubt it.
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Speaker 3: I never had any.
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Speaker 2: I have so much on my legs now. My legs
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Speaker 2: used to be like my go-to feature. Like I would
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Speaker 2: always show my legs.
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Speaker 1: Now, mine's just blue skin.
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Speaker 2: Mine, I don't even understand that.
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Speaker 3: What has become of my stomach and my legs.
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Speaker 2: But I would be, if they, if the editors really
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Speaker 2: thought they needed to go to the place of showing
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Speaker 2: the loose skin or the cellulite, because who would do that? Like,
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Speaker 2: we don't need to see proof. We know what women's
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Speaker 2: cellulite looks like.
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Speaker 1: And by the way, when you're sitting like that with
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Speaker 1: your legs crossed, you know, like even when I do
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Speaker 1: my confessionals and I cross my legs, like my Chelsea
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Speaker 1: will always go, okay, just make sure there's no nothing,
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Speaker 1: you know, because it smushes together.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to check which leg you can cross.
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Speaker 3: You got to pull it up.
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Speaker 1: You got to pull the skin up so the cellulite
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Speaker 1: doesn't show.
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Speaker 2: Like, come on.
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Speaker 1: It's tough being a woman.
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Speaker 2: And I'm sorry. I can't take anything that Karen says
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Speaker 2: seriously in that confessional. Look, I can't.
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Speaker 1: We will get into that for sure. But this episode,
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Speaker 1: I got a little emotional on him talking about Sydney.
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Speaker 1: And he said, which I was really shocked that nobody
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Speaker 1: else has had that moment. He kind of had an
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Speaker 1: aha moment. He's like, I get it now.
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Speaker 2: I get why.
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Speaker 1: You have so much anger within you. It's because you're
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Speaker 1: dealing with this loss.
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Speaker 2: Of a child.
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Speaker 1: I go, yeah, that's why I was in therapy last year.
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Speaker 1: And nobody gave a shit.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: No one gets it.
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Speaker 2: And it's one of those things that I think every year,
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Speaker 2: as your friend, I'm just saying this and you can
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Speaker 2: tell me if I'm wrong, but as.
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Speaker 3: Your friend, I think you see little glimmers of hope. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And then you get your hopes up and you think
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Speaker 2: that it's going to happen and you think there's going
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Speaker 2: to be a shift and then it doesn't. And then
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Speaker 2: I think it breaks your heart again. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So I get holidays are horrible, birthdays, all that stuff. Um,
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Speaker 1: I have gotten so many emails from people in the
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Speaker 1: same situation. I even got a letter in my mailbox
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Speaker 1: from a neighbor that I will be reaching out to.
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Speaker 1: I just haven't had time. I've been on the go
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Speaker 1: for the past week. Um, a lot of people, what
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Speaker 1: makes me think like I've gotten involved in, in, um,
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Speaker 1: bringing awareness to this in the past. And it just
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Speaker 1: makes me think like, maybe I should get more involved.
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Speaker 1: You know, my dream is to one day. you know,
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Speaker 1: be reunited with her and be able to show both
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Speaker 1: sides of it. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I mean, I hope that that ends up happening for
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Speaker 2: your sake, your sanity, your, you know, how I knowing
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Speaker 2: how much you love her, but I mean, something that
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Speaker 2: I know we're not supposed to talk about OC, but
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Speaker 2: one moment that I have to bring up is when
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Speaker 2: you're with Ryan's daughter and you're walking up your staircase
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Speaker 2: and then there's the picture of Sydney and she didn't
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Speaker 2: know who she was.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. She, I think if I'm not mistaken, she met
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Speaker 1: her when she was a newborn. She went to go
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Speaker 1: see her. And I think that was it. That was it.
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Speaker 1: So she does not.
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Speaker 2: But do you think this is going to piss off
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Speaker 2: Sidney more that she's talked about on the show?
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Speaker 1: I'm hoping this will be an end to it. She's
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Speaker 1: an adult now.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 1: And I think the reason why it's brought up is
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Speaker 1: because people want to go after me because of that.
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Speaker 1: And then when they go after me, then it triggers me,
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Speaker 1: you know, and I mean, I don't think there's anything
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Speaker 1: wrong with saying, yeah, you've never met her. You know,
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Speaker 1: who's that?
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Speaker 2: You've never met her.
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Speaker 1: She's your aunt.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 1: But getting into something she wrote on Facebook 16 years ago,
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Speaker 1: or I don't know. No, it wasn't that long ago.
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Speaker 1: It was 14, 12, 13 years ago, whatever it was.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And having people on the cast bring it up, like
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Speaker 1: they're really holding on to that. Yeah. They're really holding.
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Speaker 1: It's like, why? Why would you ever go after somebody
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Speaker 1: that doesn't? have a child in their life. Well, and
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Speaker 1: I don't know the details. Like as a mom, you know,
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Speaker 1: how painful that is, you know?
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Speaker 2: Well, I think there's something about Vicki that that's her
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Speaker 2: easy thing. I mean, the fact that she even just
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Speaker 2: threw it at Carmela and she didn't even know Carmela,
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Speaker 2: I think that's her low hanging fruit of ways to
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Speaker 2: hurt people. But you know, you.
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Speaker 3: Said it, those who throw stones.
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Speaker 2: At glass houses.
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Speaker 1: Guess what I woke up to?
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Speaker 2: What? What?
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Speaker 1: Now, mind you, me and Vicki are on good terms,
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Speaker 1: and we talk all the time. What's all the time?
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Speaker 1: Every other day, we text. Not talk. She's out of
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Speaker 1: town right now in Spain.
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Speaker 3: But we'll text.
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Speaker 1: How you doing?
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Speaker 3: How's it going? How's your leg?
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Speaker 1: So I woke up to an unsent message with a
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Speaker 1: follow-up message saying, oh, my God, I totally agree. It's
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Speaker 1: a bullshit that she's blaming me.
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Speaker 2: What do you mean you woke up to an unsent
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Speaker 2: text message?
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Speaker 1: So I woke up. Looked at my phone and Vicky
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Speaker 1: had unsent a message to me.
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Speaker 2: Oh, but how did you see what it said? I didn't.
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Speaker 1: And then she forgot to unsend the second part that said,
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Speaker 1: oh my God, totally agree. It's a bullshit that she's
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Speaker 1: blaming me. So I don't know if that was for me,
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Speaker 1: like about me. Of course it was. I have a
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Speaker 1: feeling it was about me, Vic.
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Speaker 2: I have a slight feeling.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, just a slight. I mean, I'm not.
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Speaker 2: I'm not psychic, but I think it might've been about you. Right?
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Speaker 3: I think the song might've been about you.
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Speaker 1: I think it might've been. So I'm like, okay, I
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Speaker 1: might be wrong, but okay. You know, when you're like
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Speaker 1: talking about somebody and then you send something.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, it always happens. Like it happens often
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Speaker 2: when the person you're talking about is the one you
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Speaker 2: send it to. Yes. But I don't know how you
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Speaker 2: do that on a group chat. That's, that's hard to do.
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Speaker 1: Oh God.
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Speaker 3: And embarrassing. Who was the other person on the group chat?
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Speaker 1: No, it wasn't a group chat. It was just to me.
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Speaker 2: Oh, double messages.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Double messaged me and unsent one and forgot the
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Speaker 1: second one. It's okay.
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Speaker 2: It's okay.
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Speaker 3: It's fine.
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Speaker 2: It's fine.
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Speaker 1: Because I'm like, I didn't go on Watch What Happens
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Speaker 1: Live and blame her for anything. I said, I think
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Speaker 1: the audience might be blaming her for what she did.
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Speaker 1: But I haven't said anything else.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. There's nothing new for her to be upset about. No. No.
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Speaker 1: I think somebody probably, this is me just speculating. Somebody
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Speaker 1: just sent her a message going, I can't believe Tamara's
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Speaker 1: blaming you for her daughter. You know what I mean?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Instead of saying, you know what? It wasn't right for
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Speaker 1: me to say that. No, she'll never say that.
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Speaker 2: No. She's just going to be like, oh, okay. I'll
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Speaker 2: dig into this and let's keep fighting about it.
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Speaker 1: So I haven't even talked to you on the pod,
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Speaker 1: I don't think, since you had your upper, the bluff.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, so it's pretty good. It's pretty crazy
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Speaker 2: how much, if you notice, like the last couple months
15:53
Speaker 2: whenever I've been doing ads or anything like that, I
15:56
Speaker 2: look like I've been making this scared face.
15:58
Speaker 1: Are you opening your eyes up?
16:00
Speaker 2: Because my eyebrows have been so heavy that they've been
16:04
Speaker 2: holding my lids down. And so I can't see, so
16:07
Speaker 2: I've been having to do this. But like now it's just,
16:10
Speaker 2: I don't have to lift my eyebrows up at all
16:12
Speaker 2: right now.
16:12
Speaker 3: This is them awake.
16:14
Speaker 2: It's like, I don't have a ton.
16:17
Speaker 3: Of skin hanging over.
16:18
Speaker 2: I mean, my surgeon was like, you need to come
16:22
Speaker 2: in and get your check. And you should also be
16:24
Speaker 2: taking Zyrtec and Benadryl and it's going to shrink the swelling.
16:29
Speaker 1: But I was afraid that you were going to wake
16:32
Speaker 1: up with totally swollen eyes because you know, of maybe
16:34
Speaker 1: immunotherapy or any kind of medication you're on, but you
16:38
Speaker 1: didn't really, you're healing very quickly. No, it was, you
16:41
Speaker 1: have been getting a lot of shit on social media
16:43
Speaker 1: about it though.
16:43
Speaker 2: I have been getting a lot of shit about it.
16:46
Speaker 2: And the thing I kind of want to say about it, like,
16:49
Speaker 2: I know you know this about me, but I've been
16:53
Speaker 2: going through an.
16:54
Speaker 3: Extremely hard time.
16:56
Speaker 2: My entire life has shifted. I used to be somebody who,
17:02
Speaker 2: who felt really proud of the fact that I could
17:04
Speaker 2: run a race or I could do these tough mutters
17:07
Speaker 2: or I could, I was very strong and I was
17:10
Speaker 2: very capable. I'm not those things anymore. I'm not saying
17:14
Speaker 2: I won't ever be them again, but, but I'm, but
17:17
Speaker 2: I'm not. And it like, I can't even ride horses.
17:20
Speaker 2: I'm going and watching my daughter, which is amazing, but like,
17:23
Speaker 2: I can't even ride horses. So it's like everything that
17:26
Speaker 2: I love that I, Physically want to do.
17:28
Speaker 1: It's been taken away.
17:29
Speaker 3: It's been taken away.
17:30
Speaker 1: Well, this is my first question to you. I said,
17:34
Speaker 1: does your doctor know? Is it okay? And you said, yeah,
17:37
Speaker 1: I'm not being put out. Because that's the only concern
17:39
Speaker 1: was you being put out. And then if it puts
17:42
Speaker 1: a pep in your stuff and you want it and
17:44
Speaker 1: it's fine medically, who gives a shit what anybody else thinks, honestly?
17:48
Speaker 2: And honestly, regardless, if you don't believe in plastic surgery,
17:53
Speaker 2: don't get it. Yeah.
17:54
Speaker 1: But then people saying things like.
17:57
Speaker 2: Take care.
17:58
Speaker 3: Well, shouldn't you worry about your family?
18:00
Speaker 1: No, we shouldn't be worried about your medical condition. No,
18:03
Speaker 1: I've just for almost two years now, not been worried
18:05
Speaker 1: about it. That's why I've been doing it.
18:07
Speaker 2: I leave my house once every three weeks, but I
18:10
Speaker 2: don't worry about, you know, like give me a freaking break.
18:13
Speaker 2: It's so bothersome. And it actually gets a rise under
18:16
Speaker 2: me because.
18:18
Speaker 1: I'm more concerned about your 31 year old boyfriend.
18:21
Speaker 2: The fact that he doesn't didn't even say one thing
18:23
Speaker 2: about it.
18:25
Speaker 1: Wait, he didn't? No.
18:26
Speaker 2: Wait, wait.
18:27
Speaker 1: One, can we talk about your Temecula trip? Did you
18:32
Speaker 1: meet his parents?
18:34
Speaker 2: Okay. So just so we can casual it out a bit,
18:38
Speaker 2: I was already going to be in Temecula for Slate's
18:42
Speaker 2: horse show.
18:44
Speaker 3: And then that is.
18:45
Speaker 2: Where he is from. So he was like, one of
18:50
Speaker 2: the nights, do you want to go meet my parents?
18:53
Speaker 3: Which I did.
18:53
Speaker 2: And like, I totally have a soft spot for his
18:55
Speaker 2: parents and I loved it. And my favorite part was
18:59
Speaker 2: at the end of dinner, the mom's like, it's momming,
19:03
Speaker 2: but I don't know how many years older she is
19:06
Speaker 2: than me. Not many.
19:08
Speaker 1: But she's like, all right, kids, where should we go next?
19:11
Speaker 2: And then she looked at me and she goes, oh,
19:13
Speaker 2: I guess I can't say that. Wait a minute.
19:15
Speaker 1: I have even a better story. My mom, I have
19:17
Speaker 1: to be quiet because my mom, I'm at her house.
19:20
Speaker 1: So her boyfriend is a year younger than me. He's
19:23
Speaker 1: a year younger than me. And so when she went
19:26
Speaker 1: to go meet his parents the mom said are you
19:31
Speaker 1: guys gonna have kids no yes no yes now my
19:36
Speaker 1: mom is 76 years old and they might be together
19:39
Speaker 1: maybe four years could you imagine i.
19:43
Speaker 2: Well do you know how many people have sent me
19:45
Speaker 2: the Hilary Swank is pregnant thing?
19:48
Speaker 1: You're not getting pregnant.
19:51
Speaker 2: Guys, I might be getting upper blephs, but I'm not
19:55
Speaker 2: in a place. I'm still trying to survive from cancer.
19:58
Speaker 2: I'm not in the place where I'm birthing again.
20:01
Speaker 1: Is being 51 and pregnant?
20:04
Speaker 2: Oh my God.
20:06
Speaker 1: I'm so tired now. I couldn't imagine.
20:08
Speaker 2: I am 45.
20:09
Speaker 1: But she's 51. She's 51 and pregnant. And congratulations to her.
20:13
Speaker 1: I think she's 53 and pregnant.
20:15
Speaker 2: Oh, she's 53.
20:16
Speaker 1: I thought she was 51. And I'm like, 38 was
20:20
Speaker 1: difficult for me.
20:22
Speaker 3: I think I was out of breath.
20:23
Speaker 1: I was tired and all these things. She's 52. It's
20:26
Speaker 1: right in the middle.
20:26
Speaker 2: So yeah.
20:36
Speaker 1: Does he want kids?
20:38
Speaker 2: We don't, we haven't really talked about it. He's always
20:40
Speaker 2: been like, it's not, we're having so much fun. We're
20:43
Speaker 2: enjoying each other, but it's not like that crazy serious.
20:46
Speaker 2: Like we need to have that conversation right now. Okay.
20:49
Speaker 1: Like where you're not dating. He's not dating other people.
20:52
Speaker 3: He's not dating other people.
20:53
Speaker 2: I'm not dating other people, but we're also not like,
20:56
Speaker 2: so should we have the financial discussions? And should we
20:59
Speaker 2: talk about if we want kids together? And like, we're
21:03
Speaker 2: not even, it's not there. But I met, I met
21:06
Speaker 2: his parents. I love them. And then the next day
21:09
Speaker 2: he came with me to the horse show. And then
21:11
Speaker 2: we went to.
21:12
Speaker 1: Like, I know you were roasting him on social media.
21:14
Speaker 3: Yeah.
21:15
Speaker 1: This girl can't help herself. Well, he's sitting there and
21:19
Speaker 1: we sit down to watch.
21:20
Speaker 3: It's like this big equitation final.
21:22
Speaker 2: And he's one of those guys. What's an equitation? Equitation
21:27
Speaker 2: is judged on how the rider looks on the horse.
21:29
Speaker 1: Okay.
21:29
Speaker 2: Okay.
21:30
Speaker 1: It's a beauty show.
21:32
Speaker 3: It's pretty much a beauty pageant on horror show.
21:34
Speaker 2: But you still have to find the distances to the
21:36
Speaker 2: jumps and all these things, but whatever. But there's something
21:39
Speaker 2: about the Valley guy where everything that he wants to do,
21:43
Speaker 2: he can just do well.
21:45
Speaker 1: He's one of them.
21:45
Speaker 2: He's an overachiever. Yeah. But like, he doesn't even say
21:48
Speaker 2: anything about it. And then he just happens to be
21:50
Speaker 2: good at it.
21:50
Speaker 1: Like, don't tell me he jumped on a horse and
21:52
Speaker 1: start jumping.
21:52
Speaker 2: He did with me, not at the horse show, but
21:56
Speaker 2: he has with me already. He's never like barely ridden
21:59
Speaker 2: a horse before God on started cantering around.
22:02
Speaker 1: Like what, what is his sport of choice?
22:06
Speaker 2: I mean, he loves football. He loves, um, did he
22:09
Speaker 2: play these sports every single sport?
22:11
Speaker 1: Okay.
22:12
Speaker 2: So he loves basketball. He loves running. He's one of
22:17
Speaker 2: those guys that he's about to do a marathon. I
22:20
Speaker 2: think he's probably ran twice.
22:22
Speaker 1: I mean, let's talk about you. Not the actual horse,
22:25
Speaker 1: but when are you going to get back on the
22:26
Speaker 1: horse and start working out again?
22:28
Speaker 2: So I actually was talking about it with kind of
22:31
Speaker 2: my all-in team this week because I've been feeling really
22:38
Speaker 2: down about the fact that I just– I'm so tired.
22:42
Speaker 2: Last week, I had the pod on Monday, Tuesday, immunotherapy Wednesday.
22:46
Speaker 1: Plastic surgery on Tuesday. Yeah.
22:48
Speaker 2: On Monday. Oh yeah. I forgot Monday afternoon. I had
22:54
Speaker 2: an upper bleph. And then I go to Temecula with
22:57
Speaker 2: my daughter and it's like a three hour drive. We
22:59
Speaker 2: have to leave at four in the morning, like all
23:01
Speaker 2: of these different things. Um, But I'm not used to
23:06
Speaker 2: myself being tired. Like I was the mom that packed
23:08
Speaker 2: workout clothes and would go work out in the hotel gym. Yeah, yeah.
23:12
Speaker 1: I've been slacking on the workout too because I've just
23:13
Speaker 1: been going and going. And so I said, starting Monday,
23:17
Speaker 1: no excuses. And here I am in Arizona.
23:20
Speaker 2: Making an excuse.
23:21
Speaker 1: In my mom's closet doing a podcast.
23:25
Speaker 2: Edwin was like, I told Edwin, I'm like, can you
23:28
Speaker 2: like maybe tell me sometimes when you're going to go
23:30
Speaker 2: to these workouts so that I can tag along because
23:32
Speaker 2: I can't drive? And he's like, So I get a
23:35
Speaker 2: text this morning and it's like, want to go to
23:38
Speaker 2: hot yoga? I text back three hours later and I
23:41
Speaker 2: was like, I think I missed it.
23:43
Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, can you pick me up now?
23:45
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you have a treadmill in your house.
23:48
Speaker 1: You have some equipment. If I were you, I would just,
23:51
Speaker 1: do you have a bike, stationary bike?
23:53
Speaker 2: Here's the problem. It's not that I can't, I don't
23:56
Speaker 2: want to move my body. It's that I'm not, my
24:00
Speaker 2: perception of depth is not there.
24:03
Speaker 1: That's why I said a bike, maybe a bike. I know.
24:05
Speaker 2: But like, I try like everything and everything's very, I don't,
24:09
Speaker 2: I don't even want to make excuses for it because
24:11
Speaker 2: I know I'm, I'm, I'm hitting that point where like,
24:14
Speaker 2: I have enough energy now.
24:16
Speaker 3: It's not about the energy.
24:17
Speaker 2: It's about how my body feels so out of shape
24:21
Speaker 2: and broken down. Like I'm one of those people now
24:24
Speaker 2: that gets on a bike and I'm like, Oh, it
24:25
Speaker 2: hurts my vagina.
24:27
Speaker 1: I never was like pressure on the pedals.
24:29
Speaker 3: That's why.
24:29
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, yeah.
24:31
Speaker 3: Like never was.
24:32
Speaker 2: I like that.
24:33
Speaker 1: And then the second day in.
24:34
Speaker 2: Temecula, I met the rest of a bunch of his
24:37
Speaker 2: other cousins and stuff and they were all great. And
24:39
Speaker 2: I kind of made me a little bit, it made
24:42
Speaker 2: me happy to meet such great fun people, but also like,
24:47
Speaker 2: I wish I had a big family like that, that
24:48
Speaker 2: all lived.
24:49
Speaker 1: Oh, don't get me started on that. I feel the
24:51
Speaker 1: same way. And it's like, it's nice now it's getting
24:54
Speaker 1: better because my kids now are dating like somebody, you know,
24:59
Speaker 1: like Ryan's got a girlfriend for a while. Sophia's had
25:01
Speaker 1: Nico for a year and a half. Spencer's had Jordan
25:04
Speaker 1: for three years. So now it, the family's become bigger
25:07
Speaker 1: when we have, but normally it was just like my mom,
25:11
Speaker 1: sometimes my dad.
25:13
Speaker 2: Like, I started thinking about, like, what's going to happen
25:15
Speaker 2: when Cruz and Slate go to college? Because, like, Bella's
25:21
Speaker 2: already going to college. She just had her homecoming. She
25:24
Speaker 2: was on the homecoming court at SoFi Stadium.
25:26
Speaker 1: Beautiful.
25:27
Speaker 3: I know.
25:27
Speaker 1: I went with Ed when they were with her.
25:29
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was really cute.
25:31
Speaker 2: But when it's just me and Dove for, like, seven years, like,
25:35
Speaker 2: what are we going to do?
25:37
Speaker 1: You'll become best friends. That's what you'll do. See, Sophia
25:41
Speaker 1: was five years younger than Spencer, so I had her
25:45
Speaker 1: all to myself. Like, he moved out pretty early and
25:47
Speaker 1: went to school. All of them, you know, she was
25:49
Speaker 1: the only child for, like, I don't know, five, six,
25:52
Speaker 1: seven years or something like that.
25:54
Speaker 3: So it was nice.
25:55
Speaker 2: I mean, I know Dove will be excited about it because, like,
25:58
Speaker 2: even Dove is super excited that on Halloween I'm just
26:01
Speaker 2: going with it because the older kids are too cool
26:03
Speaker 2: now and they have these Halloween plans. But Dove's like, no,
26:06
Speaker 2: I want to go with mom to this, you know,
26:08
Speaker 2: this special– party that we go to every year. And
26:11
Speaker 2: I'm like, yay, I still have one that likes me.
26:15
Speaker 1: Eddie said finally, he's like, can we get rid of
26:17
Speaker 1: the Halloween decorations now in storage? We do not decorate
26:22
Speaker 1: like that. We did when the kids were little. Sophia
26:24
Speaker 1: was a huge decorator. Like she wanted to decorate all
26:26
Speaker 1: the time. And so we would always be buying stuff.
26:29
Speaker 1: So now we have a whole storage unit filled with,
26:31
Speaker 1: I mean, Christmas obviously we'll keep, but I'm not decorating
26:34
Speaker 1: my lawn anytime soon with tombstones and skeletons.
26:37
Speaker 2: Yeah. We don't need a reminder that a tombstone is
26:41
Speaker 2: anywhere in my future. Yeah.
26:43
Speaker 1: Yeah.
26:43
Speaker 3: So, but I mean, I think, I think.
26:47
Speaker 2: It was good.
26:47
Speaker 3: It wasn't night.
26:48
Speaker 2: I was like, and also his parents have been married
26:51
Speaker 2: for something like over 40 years.
26:53
Speaker 3: And then so was his aunt and uncle.
26:55
Speaker 1: Wow.
26:56
Speaker 3: But Valley guy, I think he's, he's always seen these
27:02
Speaker 3: great relationships.
27:04
Speaker 1: And so he chose you.
27:06
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't think he chose me.
27:09
Speaker 1: I think he's like, there's always one black sheep in
27:12
Speaker 1: the family.
27:13
Speaker 3: I think he's like, this one's funny.
27:15
Speaker 2: Let's hang out with her for a while.
27:17
Speaker 3: She could make us all laugh.
27:18
Speaker 2: We can put her on a.
27:19
Speaker 3: Little table and she could tell jokes.
27:23
Speaker 1: And then there's my kids. My mom's been married three times.
27:25
Speaker 1: When I get married, I'm a mixture of works.
27:28
Speaker 3: Well, did you see that? What's her name from Secret
27:32
Speaker 3: Lives of Mormon Wives? Is it Jessi? Yeah, Jessie had
27:35
Speaker 3: a divorce party.
27:37
Speaker 1: Why was she dressed like a guy?
27:38
Speaker 3: Because they were being divorced dads. All of them were
27:43
Speaker 3: tending to be divorced dads.
27:45
Speaker 2: And then on the cake, it said third time's the charm.
27:48
Speaker 1: So she's been married two times already?
27:50
Speaker 2: Yep. I mean, but so have I.
27:53
Speaker 1: And she put the hottest ex-wife or something like that?
27:57
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I'm having a hard time believing that.
28:02
Speaker 2: Marciano is the writer. But I mean, everybody can say
28:08
Speaker 2: what they're going to say about all of our picks
28:10
Speaker 2: after divorce. But yeah, it is what it is. But
28:15
Speaker 2: speaking of dating, I.
28:16
Speaker 1: Thought you were going to say speaking of dicks. I
28:18
Speaker 1: don't know why.
28:20
Speaker 2: Speaking of dicks, I'm glad I get one every once
28:23
Speaker 2: in a while.
28:24
Speaker 1: I don't know why. We went to dinner with my
28:26
Speaker 1: mom last night and David, and we were drinking wine.
28:30
Speaker 1: We had two glasses, right? And all of a sudden,
28:33
Speaker 1: we start talking about micropenises. And I'm like, oh, my God.
28:38
Speaker 1: And Eddie gets my mom revved up. And my mom
28:40
Speaker 1: really gets into the sex talk and the micropenises.
28:44
Speaker 2: And you hate it.
28:45
Speaker 1: And I'm like, it's my mom.
28:47
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do.
28:48
Speaker 3: I don't love it.
28:49
Speaker 1: But then I was engaging in this. And I'm like,
28:51
Speaker 1: could you imagine right now if there was cameras in here?
28:54
Speaker 3: Like, what the hell?
28:55
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, I was about to say, not dicks.
29:00
Speaker 1: Okay.
29:01
Speaker 2: I mean, he is being a dick, but I was
29:02
Speaker 2: about to talk about Tia and Rob and Rob admitting
29:06
Speaker 2: that he has been on dating apps.
29:07
Speaker 1: Oh my God.
29:09
Speaker 2: We have to get into Potomac.
29:11
Speaker 1: Yes.
29:11
Speaker 2: Oh, hold on. I have to tell you one other
29:12
Speaker 2: thing that happened when I was in Temecula. What? I'm
29:15
Speaker 2: just wandering the streets with Valley Guy, his mom and
29:19
Speaker 2: his dad. We're like, after dinner, we just went on
29:21
Speaker 2: a walk and they showed me like old town Temecula.
29:24
Speaker 1: I love it there.
29:24
Speaker 2: Teddy! Teddy!
29:26
Speaker 3: And I'm like, like, it's so loud.
29:29
Speaker 2: I'm like, if this is a fan, this person is
29:31
Speaker 2: really aggressive.
29:32
Speaker 1: Yeah. And I'm like, I turned my head.
29:34
Speaker 2: Eagle eye?
29:34
Speaker 1: Yeah.
29:35
Speaker 2: And it was Angie just walking.
29:38
Speaker 1: Oh, because her daughter's in the horse show.
29:40
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we weren't at the horse show.
29:41
Speaker 2: So I like wasn't expecting it to be Angie.
29:43
Speaker 3: Oh, how funny. But it was Angie. Her husband was there.
29:45
Speaker 3: They were really nice.
29:46
Speaker 2: And she just was, you know, giving me a little...
29:49
Speaker 2: Still not together? It didn't appear that they were together.
29:52
Speaker 2: It appeared that they were together. For their daughter. As co-parents. Yeah.
29:56
Speaker 2: But I didn't... In a shocking turn of events, I
29:59
Speaker 2: didn't feel the need to ask in front of Elektra.
30:02
Speaker 1: Yeah, and him, right?
30:03
Speaker 2: Hey, by the way.
30:05
Speaker 1: By the way. Can I still bang in, or are
30:07
Speaker 1: you separated? But if you were Jessel, you would have asked.
30:11
Speaker 2: I would have just asked in front of all the... Yeah.
30:16
Speaker 2: And poor Angie, she's meeting the Valley guys, she's meeting
30:19
Speaker 2: the parents. She's like, who do I introduce myself first to?
30:22
Speaker 2: And I'm like, just you go. I don't know what
30:25
Speaker 2: to call anybody, so... Like, what am I supposed to say?
30:27
Speaker 2: The guy I'm dating? The guy I'm talking to? Like,
30:31
Speaker 2: I don't know.
30:31
Speaker 1: Did she have those yellow contacts in or whatever?
30:34
Speaker 3: She didn't even have glasses on. She didn't have any
30:36
Speaker 3: makeup on. She looked beautiful.
30:38
Speaker 2: She's always like, I can't believe I don't have makeup on.
30:40
Speaker 2: I'm like, you look stunning. But then I had to
30:42
Speaker 2: ask her.
30:42
Speaker 3: I said, what is a banana with eyes?
30:47
Speaker 2: And that's what she called herself.
30:48
Speaker 3: And she goes, it's something with a long head.
30:50
Speaker 1: Does that mean like a long face?
30:51
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
30:53
Speaker 1: I never looked at her as having a long face,
30:55
Speaker 1: but now I'm going to.
30:56
Speaker 3: Now she's ruined it for me.
30:57
Speaker 1: Thanks for putting that in the universe.
30:59
Speaker 2: Thanks for putting it in the universe. But no, it
31:01
Speaker 2: was just random and it was fine.
31:02
Speaker 1: That's good. But let's get back to Tia and Rob
31:13
Speaker 1: and this dating app bullshit. I mean, we find out
31:16
Speaker 1: this isn't like the first time he's done this. She
31:19
Speaker 1: also found out that he did it while she was pregnant.
31:22
Speaker 1: He was on a dating app then. Please tell me
31:26
Speaker 1: why she doesn't leave his ass.
31:29
Speaker 2: Well, from someone who probably could have left somebody's ass
31:35
Speaker 2: multiple times. I mean, granted, he was never on dating apps.
31:39
Speaker 1: That you know of.
31:40
Speaker 2: That I know of. But, like... The fact that first off,
31:45
Speaker 2: she had to ask him to delete the one he's
31:48
Speaker 2: currently on. I know.
31:50
Speaker 1: I actually had, I was so intrigued by this whole
31:52
Speaker 1: situation that I talked to Eddie about it. And I said,
31:56
Speaker 1: what do you think about this? And he goes, listen,
31:58
Speaker 1: people are married for different reasons. He goes, maybe he's
32:02
Speaker 1: got a lot of money and that's why she stays around.
32:04
Speaker 1: I go, I didn't get that out of it.
32:06
Speaker 2: I think she has a lot of money.
32:08
Speaker 1: I think that's what I thought too. Who knows? But
32:11
Speaker 1: I'm like, I just think like, bye. I mean, I
32:14
Speaker 1: know it's difficult when you have children because then you're
32:16
Speaker 1: breaking up a family.
32:18
Speaker 2: Maybe she feels like he's like a partner in the
32:21
Speaker 2: way that he helps take care of the kids. Like
32:23
Speaker 2: you do see her oftentimes being like, ask your dad,
32:25
Speaker 2: figure it out with your dad.
32:26
Speaker 1: Yeah, but when we see him walk into the kitchen,
32:29
Speaker 1: there was such a disconnect and like awkwardness.
32:32
Speaker 2: And I don't know.
32:34
Speaker 1: I mean, if he's on his apps because he's lonely,
32:36
Speaker 1: I guarantee he's, you know, pulling his wiener out.
32:40
Speaker 3: Allegedly.
32:41
Speaker 2: I mean, did he actually say, I haven't seen anybody
32:45
Speaker 2: since being on the app? I mean, as somebody who's
32:48
Speaker 2: been on dating apps, do you know how hard it
32:50
Speaker 2: is to find a date? Effortless.
32:53
Speaker 1: Oh, I've never been, so.
32:55
Speaker 3: Effortless.
32:56
Speaker 2: Like within, if I, Grant and I turned my hinge off,
32:59
Speaker 2: you know, once I started hanging out with the Valley guy.
33:02
Speaker 2: But if I turned it back on, there would be
33:05
Speaker 2: hundreds of messages. Really?
33:07
Speaker 1: Really.
33:07
Speaker 2: And it's not just because of who I am. Most
33:09
Speaker 2: of these people don't.
33:10
Speaker 1: Do you like dating apps?
33:13
Speaker 2: There's no other way I would meet people.
33:15
Speaker 1: Yeah.
33:15
Speaker 2: But I don't like dating apps when you're married and you.
33:18
Speaker 1: Yeah, that seems to be a little bit of a problem.
33:21
Speaker 2: It seems like in the fact that he has the
33:23
Speaker 2: balls to do it while she's on a television show.
33:28
Speaker 1: Not even changing the name or his photo.
33:32
Speaker 2: No. And then she's like, he's on no social media.
33:34
Speaker 2: So we know this is not. a like old photo
33:38
Speaker 2: or anything like that. And then when she asked, will
33:40
Speaker 2: you take it down? Oh, okay.
33:42
Speaker 1: I guess. Yeah.
33:44
Speaker 2: Like, but also would you want to live like that
33:48
Speaker 2: where you have to be like, I need the passcodes
33:50
Speaker 2: to his phone.
33:51
Speaker 3: I need you on find my friends. I need you
33:52
Speaker 3: on this.
33:53
Speaker 1: If it was a marriage of convenience and you really
33:55
Speaker 1: weren't in love with that person, then I don't think
33:57
Speaker 1: you would be as devastated. I know she is British.
34:01
Speaker 1: So I feel like chic, they usually control their emotions
34:05
Speaker 1: a little bit better than us, you know, people from
34:09
Speaker 1: California or Potomac or wherever. So I don't know. Is
34:14
Speaker 1: that love gone and now it's just like, okay, you're
34:17
Speaker 1: doing your thing, I'm doing my thing, and we're raising kids?
34:20
Speaker 2: I don't know because she does seem, she's been very
34:24
Speaker 2: good about being vocal about how she feels about it.
34:27
Speaker 1: Yeah.
34:28
Speaker 3: And to me, it.
34:29
Speaker 2: Feels very much so that she is... he put her
34:35
Speaker 2: down by doing this. He disrespected her.
34:38
Speaker 1: Of course he did. Do you think that she knew
34:40
Speaker 1: about this going into filming and got ahead of it?
34:44
Speaker 2: No, I think she knows it's happened before. Well, I
34:47
Speaker 2: know she knows it happened before, but I don't think
34:50
Speaker 2: she knew this season.
34:51
Speaker 3: I don't think she's... Because.
34:53
Speaker 1: Her emotion was just like, oh, we'll have a talk
34:56
Speaker 1: with them.
34:56
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I think she kind of was like, well,
34:59
Speaker 2: if somebody's cheated on you before, it's not a complete
35:01
Speaker 2: shock when somebody tells you it's happening again. Yeah, I
35:05
Speaker 2: guess so. But I do like that she's sharing openly.
35:09
Speaker 1: Yeah. Let's get into Karen throwing herself a party. She's
35:13
Speaker 1: throwing herself a coming home party from jail, calling it
35:17
Speaker 1: the Sophia Home Celebration.
35:21
Speaker 2: Listen, I haven't watched Color Purple in a couple years.
35:25
Speaker 1: I haven't watched it in many years.
35:27
Speaker 2: But based on Oprah's character in the Color Purple... I
35:34
Speaker 2: just don't see it. This is your fourth DUI. Let's
35:37
Speaker 2: be realistic here.
35:39
Speaker 1: Well, she's comparing herself to Oprah Winfrey's character in Color Purple,
35:43
Speaker 1: except for you went to jail for DUIs. Sophia went
35:49
Speaker 1: to jail for like 12 years and got the shit
35:53
Speaker 1: beaten out of her because she didn't want to be
35:55
Speaker 1: like a maid to the mayor or something like that,
35:58
Speaker 1: from what I can remember. I think comparing yourself to
36:01
Speaker 1: somebody like that is.
36:03
Speaker 2: Not cool. No. At all. I think we also have
36:08
Speaker 2: to remember, Karen has been home since last season's reunion.
36:13
Speaker 1: I know.
36:15
Speaker 2: Like, the way we were watching it is like, Karen
36:17
Speaker 2: just walked out of jail and now she's home.
36:20
Speaker 1: So that whole grand dame or whatever she calls herself,
36:22
Speaker 1: that didn't... Remember she said at the interview with Andy,
36:26
Speaker 1: sit down, that she's retiring that?
36:28
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, that's not been retired. But it's... When she's
36:35
Speaker 2: talking to her planner at the med spa on the
36:40
Speaker 2: place far away from Potomac.
36:42
Speaker 1: And the strip mall by DMV.
36:44
Speaker 2: But it's just, and she's like, I want purples. I
36:49
Speaker 2: want mama's home.
36:51
Speaker 3: And her outfit.
36:53
Speaker 1: I know. She's dressed like Sophia. I'm just saying, throwing
36:56
Speaker 1: yourself a party from coming home from jail is so housewife.
37:01
Speaker 2: Throwing yourself a party from coming home from jail at
37:04
Speaker 2: a med spa.
37:06
Speaker 1: I don't care where the hell it's at.
37:09
Speaker 3: You know what I'm going to get you?
37:11
Speaker 2: I'm going to get you a laser hair removal. I'm
37:15
Speaker 2: going to get myself a laser hair removal on my butthole.
37:17
Speaker 1: Yeah.
37:18
Speaker 2: You want to give that friend of yours some press.
37:21
Speaker 3: So there you go.
37:22
Speaker 2: You did it.
37:23
Speaker 3: I didn't learn his name.
37:25
Speaker 2: He didn't even understand your plan for why you wanted
37:28
Speaker 2: all these purples, but... So what do you think about Timo?
37:31
Speaker 1: Are you not feeling this?
37:33
Speaker 2: Well, Stacey's reconciliation with Timo, I mean, it seems to
37:37
Speaker 2: be going well.
37:39
Speaker 1: I think it was great. I was dying listening to
37:41
Speaker 1: them talk about how they like their coffee. I like
37:43
Speaker 1: mine black, he said. And she's like, well, I like
37:46
Speaker 1: mine with some cream. I'm just laughing at them.
37:49
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
37:50
Speaker 1: I need a little milk.
37:52
Speaker 2: You know what I never need to see again in
37:54
Speaker 2: my entire life? What? A dog jumping up, bumping my tooth.
37:59
Speaker 2: And then her going up to his face and going.
38:04
Speaker 2: And then she's like, is it chipped? And like the
38:07
Speaker 2: daughter's right there and she's like.
38:10
Speaker 1: I like seeing them back together, working on the relationship.
38:13
Speaker 3: No, I like seeing them back together, but like.
38:15
Speaker 1: He seems different.
38:16
Speaker 2: Is that sexy to lick your teeth? Lick your teeth
38:18
Speaker 2: in a sexy way.
38:18
Speaker 3: Let me see it.
38:20
Speaker 2: Ew, that's disgusting. Don't do that ever again. You asked
38:24
Speaker 2: me to do it.
38:24
Speaker 3: I don't care.
38:25
Speaker 2: I don't want to see it.
38:27
Speaker 1: Well, of course, we get to the Stacey asking her husband,
38:31
Speaker 1: have you ever been on dating apps? The answer was no.
38:35
Speaker 1: He seems like he's more outspoken now. He's probably maybe
38:40
Speaker 1: comfortable with the cameras, comfortable with the relationship, and they
38:43
Speaker 1: seem more of a unit now.
38:44
Speaker 3: I think she gave him a QVC how to be
38:46
Speaker 3: on TV lesson.
38:47
Speaker 2: Probably.
38:47
Speaker 1: Probably.
38:48
Speaker 2: Like he's, he's, he comes in, he doesn't say too much. He,
38:52
Speaker 2: he didn't actually really say no to being on dating apps.
38:55
Speaker 2: He just paused for an incredibly long time and then went,
38:59
Speaker 2: and then he kind of like.
39:01
Speaker 3: But like, I, let's be honest, he was getting down.
39:08
Speaker 2: I think so. Allegedly. But they do seem really happy
39:14
Speaker 2: being together and, She seems really happy being with him,
39:18
Speaker 2: which made me remind myself, like, why did they break
39:21
Speaker 2: up in the first place?
39:22
Speaker 3: Because they just forgot about each other.
39:25
Speaker 2: But I don't know.
39:26
Speaker 3: I think Stacey enjoys having him back. I think it's
39:29
Speaker 3: good not to.
39:30
Speaker 2: To have. I mean, I've totally blocked what her ex's
39:32
Speaker 2: name is out of my brain. I have no idea.
39:35
Speaker 2: You could hold a gun to my head right now
39:37
Speaker 2: and say, what's Stacey X's name? And I could not
39:39
Speaker 2: tell you.
39:39
Speaker 1: The guy she paid or something. And did you see
39:42
Speaker 1: that TJ? I knew it was initials TJ. Did you
39:45
Speaker 1: see that?
39:46
Speaker 2: I mean, those are my initials and I still didn't know.
39:50
Speaker 1: Those are my initials.
39:52
Speaker 2: Teddy Joe and Tamara Judge.
39:54
Speaker 1: They're both of our initials.
39:56
Speaker 2: Right?
39:57
Speaker 1: Did you see that they're blaming Bronwyn for doing the
40:00
Speaker 1: same thing? Paying that guy? Oh, I can't wait to
40:02
Speaker 1: get into that article.
40:03
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got to get into that. I mean, also,
40:06
Speaker 2: I've seen all the Botox and filler. We'll talk about
40:09
Speaker 2: this at another time. Then we get to Wendy and
40:12
Speaker 2: her mom are back on good terms. And when the
40:15
Speaker 2: world turned back on Wendy, her mom was there for her.
40:19
Speaker 1: As a good mom should be.
40:21
Speaker 2: As a good mom should be. I love that her
40:23
Speaker 2: mom's like, I'm going to have a glass of red
40:25
Speaker 2: wine at noon.
40:27
Speaker 1: And then get drunk and say, some friends ain't no friends.
40:31
Speaker 2: Yeah.
40:33
Speaker 1: And they're throwing you to the public court of opinion.
40:35
Speaker 2: Well, Wendy's saying she's bothered the ladies saying she doesn't
40:39
Speaker 2: look like she's going through anything. I have a question
40:43
Speaker 2: and this might sound odd to you. Yeah. Does Wendy
40:46
Speaker 2: have a new voice? Like to me, all of a sudden,
40:50
Speaker 2: she talks in a demure voice.
40:54
Speaker 1: I've heard her talk like that before, but there's like
40:57
Speaker 1: this talk about when she really wants to give advice
41:01
Speaker 1: or get sympathy or something like that, she's got this
41:04
Speaker 1: very soft-spoken voice. But she really seems like she's kind
41:09
Speaker 1: of tossing her husband under the bus with this whole thing.
41:12
Speaker 2: She's definitely tossing him under the bus. But also, I'm like,
41:16
Speaker 2: does having a soft voice make you innocent?
41:19
Speaker 1: No. Do you think that she said this? I don't
41:22
Speaker 1: know if I believe this, but she thinks the ladies
41:24
Speaker 1: were basically waiting for her downfall. Well, I mean, I
41:29
Speaker 1: think this has been a long time.
41:30
Speaker 2: We have to remember how much time has passed in
41:33
Speaker 2: between when this happened. And like the fact that they
41:38
Speaker 2: have separate lawyers, there's a lot of red flags in
41:40
Speaker 2: this situation that.
41:41
Speaker 3: We're not seeing.
41:42
Speaker 2: And even when she's getting her massage later on and
41:44
Speaker 2: she's like, This is the first time a man other
41:47
Speaker 2: than my husband has touched my feet in 15 years.
41:50
Speaker 2: And I was like, what?
41:52
Speaker 1: Huh?
41:52
Speaker 2: What?
41:53
Speaker 1: It's just weird that she had to even say that.
41:55
Speaker 1: But her mom, they talk about her husband, Eddie, and
42:00
Speaker 1: her mom wants them to stay married. And even if
42:05
Speaker 1: she has to move in and be there to, you know,
42:07
Speaker 1: mediate or whatever, she really wants them to stay married.
42:10
Speaker 2: And Wendy's like, I don't want that.
42:12
Speaker 1: But when she says, like, people were waiting for a downfall, like,
42:15
Speaker 1: I don't agree with that. And also, if this was
42:17
Speaker 1: happening to Giselle, do you think that Wendy would not
42:19
Speaker 1: be talking about it?
42:22
Speaker 2: If this happened to Giselle, I mean, there's no way
42:26
Speaker 2: that not every single one of the ladies would be
42:29
Speaker 2: gossiping about it.
42:30
Speaker 1: Any cast member would be salivating on, oh, we got
42:34
Speaker 1: some good juice this season. Yay. I'm kind of digging Kourtney,
42:37
Speaker 1: the new B. Hold on.
42:39
Speaker 3: I think she's A.I.
42:40
Speaker 1: You think she's A.I.
42:42
Speaker 3: I think she's the first AI housewife.
42:45
Speaker 1: I think I said that about a housewife once. I
42:47
Speaker 1: can't remember who it was. But she's becoming ordained. And
42:51
Speaker 1: she's doing a little presentation up on, you know, I
42:54
Speaker 1: don't know what you call it, the stage.
42:56
Speaker 2: The pew. Pew. Pew. I think it's called the pew.
43:00
Speaker 2: I don't know.
43:01
Speaker 1: With her two adorable sons sitting there critiquing her, taking video.
43:08
Speaker 1: And it was so cute. Filming her, giving her, you know. Well,
43:13
Speaker 1: that's what he say something like the Drake of preaching.
43:19
Speaker 1: They were so cute.
43:21
Speaker 2: They were really cute. But there you can tell like
43:26
Speaker 2: she has maybe she's not AI. Maybe she's real, but
43:29
Speaker 2: she just like she's so perfectly like proportioned and AI.
43:34
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, I've seen girls like that. I'm like,
43:36
Speaker 1: you look like you're AI.
43:37
Speaker 3: You could be AI.
43:39
Speaker 2: She is AI.
43:39
Speaker 3: She's beautiful. She's got like a a nice voice. She's
43:45
Speaker 3: got good kids.
43:47
Speaker 2: Like there doesn't seem to be anything amiss other than the,
43:50
Speaker 2: I think that in the scenes for next week, the
43:54
Speaker 2: girls are like, she's whack a doodle.
43:55
Speaker 1: I know. Well, I'm confused because ordained means you can
44:00
Speaker 1: become a preacher. What does it mean when you can
44:04
Speaker 1: marry somebody? Is that ordained too?
44:07
Speaker 3: Or is that something else?
44:08
Speaker 2: No, the, Well, yes, you get ordained and you can
44:10
Speaker 2: marry somebody.
44:11
Speaker 3: Like my brother got ordained.
44:12
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you just fill out paperwork and send it
44:14
Speaker 1: in and pay and you get a certificate where you
44:16
Speaker 1: can marry people. Is that called ordained?
44:19
Speaker 2: But I think she's doing it a little differently. I
44:23
Speaker 2: don't think you have to be named anything to become
44:29
Speaker 2: a preacher. A preacher. I think it's like a hierarchy
44:34
Speaker 2: thing or something. I could be wrong here, but like.
44:37
Speaker 2: I think it's more just like you move up the
44:40
Speaker 2: place in the ladder.
44:41
Speaker 1: Like a religious TED talk.
44:43
Speaker 3: Yeah.
44:44
Speaker 1: You just get up there and speak the Bible.
44:46
Speaker 2: But I'm like, hold on.
44:48
Speaker 3: Mary Cosby already did this.
44:50
Speaker 2: I know.
44:50
Speaker 3: Step back, Courtney. Courtney.
44:53
Speaker 2: Courtney, step back.
44:54
Speaker 1: Big chance to fail there, Courtney. We also found out
45:00
Speaker 1: that Courtney and her husband were separated for a few
45:02
Speaker 1: years for infidelity on both parts.
45:05
Speaker 2: I know.
45:05
Speaker 1: I know.
45:06
Speaker 2: But now they're better and they want to have a
45:10
Speaker 2: baby girl. Yes. Nothing fixes issues than another baby. Like, whew,
45:17
Speaker 2: let's get those done. Then T is preparing for her
45:19
Speaker 2: mom to visit and telling her about Rob's actions. She
45:24
Speaker 2: doesn't feel like the kids have picked up on any
45:26
Speaker 2: tension as she and Rob are usually two ships passing.
45:30
Speaker 2: This happens a lot often, I think, in marriages. Yes.
45:34
Speaker 1: I think so, too. And then we find out that
45:36
Speaker 1: Tia's mom's going to be moving in for three months,
45:38
Speaker 1: which is going to be totally awkward.
45:39
Speaker 2: Because, I mean, if anything, it's.
45:41
Speaker 1: Probably good because you're not going to scream and fight
45:44
Speaker 1: in front of your mom. At least I wouldn't.
45:45
Speaker 2: I mean, I doubt she even screams and fights with
45:47
Speaker 2: him now.
45:49
Speaker 1: Doesn't seem like it.
45:51
Speaker 2: I feel like she's just so turned off by the
45:54
Speaker 2: entire thing. Like, you can only be hurt so many times.
45:57
Speaker 2: And still actually even care.
45:59
Speaker 1: Right. Well, we see him walk in. It felt awkward
46:02
Speaker 1: for obvious reasons. Then he walks out. And as Rob
46:05
Speaker 1: walks out the door, Tia says, don't get killed. And
46:10
Speaker 1: I went, oh, that reminds me when I was married.
46:13
Speaker 2: Next episode on ID Investigates. Bye, asshole. Hope you don't
46:17
Speaker 2: get hit by a car. Then Giselle goes for a
46:28
Speaker 2: hike with Cal. He tells her the way that she
46:32
Speaker 2: went about the tea information was wrong.
46:34
Speaker 3: My favorite part is she's like, I don't hike.
46:35
Speaker 2: We don't hike.
46:36
Speaker 3: Is this a new thing?
46:38
Speaker 2: Why do we hike? Like, okay.
46:40
Speaker 1: He's like, why are you wearing that to hike?
46:42
Speaker 3: We're hiking.
46:42
Speaker 2: We're actually hiking.
46:44
Speaker 3: You mean we're going to walk to this bridge, stand
46:46
Speaker 3: there and film.
46:47
Speaker 1: Yeah.
46:48
Speaker 2: But I thought he was really good with her. I
46:50
Speaker 2: think he made it like it made sense.
46:53
Speaker 3: Like he's like, Well, he was a voice of reason.
46:57
Speaker 1: She listened to him. Giselle said apparently the screenshot she
47:01
Speaker 1: saw she originally thought was AI. And that is kind
47:05
Speaker 1: of a tough conversation. I mean, I don't know how
47:08
Speaker 1: close she is with Tia. Really? Like, we see people
47:10
Speaker 1: on shows that are really, like, they're best friends on Housewives.
47:14
Speaker 1: But when the cameras go down, are they still best friends?
47:17
Speaker 2: Yeah.
47:17
Speaker 1: So, I mean, could you imagine, like, hey, saw your
47:20
Speaker 1: husband on a dating site?
47:22
Speaker 2: Yeah. Like... I don't even know what I would say.
47:26
Speaker 1: A good housewife. Like, um, like I have a friend
47:30
Speaker 1: waiting for cameras to come up.
47:31
Speaker 2: Yeah. She, I don't know.
47:33
Speaker 3: I think I do.
47:36
Speaker 2: I'm, I'm trying to give Giselle the benefit of the
47:38
Speaker 2: doubt that she was trying not to blow up her
47:40
Speaker 2: life on camera. But then why did she tell Ashley?
47:43
Speaker 2: Cause she knew Ashley would do it.
47:45
Speaker 1: Probably. Well, Kyle said it looks a little shady that
47:47
Speaker 1: you sent it to Ashley. Cause you knew Ashley, what
47:50
Speaker 1: Ashley would do with it. She would blow it up.
47:53
Speaker 1: She's all, you should have went straight to Tia. And
47:55
Speaker 1: she's like, you're right.
47:55
Speaker 2: You're right.
47:56
Speaker 1: Yeah.
47:57
Speaker 2: And she, you can see that she feels bad.
47:59
Speaker 1: Housewife rules don't apply to real life people. Haven't you
48:02
Speaker 1: gotten that yet?
48:04
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, listen, it's a job. Niceties and they're
48:09
Speaker 2: out the door.
48:10
Speaker 1: They are.
48:10
Speaker 2: You know, discretion.
48:15
Speaker 1: Um, tomato, tomato. Come on.
48:17
Speaker 2: Then Robin invited Wendy to a lunch to start a
48:20
Speaker 2: clean slate.
48:22
Speaker 1: Um, But then it immediately felt awkward. I'm like, what
48:26
Speaker 1: is going on here?
48:28
Speaker 2: Well, Wendy didn't like how Robin spoke about her unreasonably shady.
48:32
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, you probably don't like what we said either.
48:34
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, you know what?
48:36
Speaker 3: You probably don't like what anybody said.
48:38
Speaker 1: Well, even Andy Cohen said, I'm sorry, but this doesn't
48:41
Speaker 1: look good. Evidence against you is not good.
48:44
Speaker 2: Robin says if it's still news, they will talk about
48:47
Speaker 2: it on the podcast, but she will watch her tone
48:49
Speaker 2: with it. That's all that Robin can say. But then
48:53
Speaker 2: for the first time ever, Robin was like, yeah, I
48:55
Speaker 2: don't actually agree with Giselle on something.
48:58
Speaker 1: I know.
48:59
Speaker 3: I've never heard her do that.
49:00
Speaker 2: Uh-uh. Me either. Me either. So I was like, okay.
49:05
Speaker 1: But also, Wendy's out of her mind if she thinks
49:07
Speaker 1: nobody's going to talk about this. I mean, Wendy, come on.
49:12
Speaker 2: Just because you're wearing matching pink jumpsuits and not orange
49:15
Speaker 2: ones doesn't mean we're not going to discuss it. Right.
49:18
Speaker 1: Especially somebody with a podcast experience. going to discuss it, right?
49:21
Speaker 1: Like in your hometown.
49:24
Speaker 2: Please.
49:25
Speaker 1: You were arrested. There was a mugshot.
49:27
Speaker 2: Both of you were arrested.
49:28
Speaker 3: There were mugshots.
49:30
Speaker 1: Yes.
49:30
Speaker 2: Your episode of switching families or whatever it was called
49:34
Speaker 2: was taken off of the air. Yeah.
49:36
Speaker 1: And I'm not- Wife swap.
49:37
Speaker 2: Wife swap. Yeah.
49:39
Speaker 1: I'm not here saying you're guilty. I don't know. Like
49:41
Speaker 1: the rest of us don't know, but it is the
49:43
Speaker 1: talk was.
49:44
Speaker 2: I'm not saying you're trying to blame it all on Eddie,
49:46
Speaker 2: but it looks like you are.
49:48
Speaker 3: But you are.
49:51
Speaker 2: But then Tia tells Giselle she wants to step up
49:53
Speaker 2: for Wendy. Then Giselle says they can't.
49:58
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. This cracked me up.
50:01
Speaker 2: But then Giselle says they can't act like Wendy didn't
50:04
Speaker 2: commit a crime and calls her a scammer.
50:06
Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
50:07
Speaker 3: We all want to step up for her.
50:10
Speaker 1: Can somebody refresh my old memory? Have Giselle and Wendy
50:17
Speaker 1: always hated each other like this or had issues? Has
50:20
Speaker 1: it always been like this between them?
50:22
Speaker 3: I don't remember them ever liking each other.
50:24
Speaker 1: I can't remember in the past seasons if they... I
50:29
Speaker 1: watch too many Housewives, that's why. They've never really.
50:32
Speaker 3: Had a close bond.
50:34
Speaker 2: I don't think this is a huge deal, but It
50:38
Speaker 2: just kind of was a weird scene all in all.
50:41
Speaker 2: Then the ladies arrive at Karen's party and are confused
50:44
Speaker 2: by the Sophia home theme as well as the location.
50:47
Speaker 2: And then they show like where Potomac is and they
50:50
Speaker 2: show like down here in the corner where this med
50:54
Speaker 2: spa is. Can you please tell me why of all things,
51:01
Speaker 2: like I know we've all done some weird shit on Housewives. Yes.
51:05
Speaker 3: But would you ever get your booty hairs?
51:06
Speaker 2: Like, I feel like I've seen you or Kyle or
51:08
Speaker 2: somebody get waxed on these shows.
51:11
Speaker 1: I did on my wedding show.
51:13
Speaker 2: I'd never do it again.
51:14
Speaker 1: Lisa ran and did it in her bedroom floor. I
51:16
Speaker 1: had somebody come over and do that.
51:18
Speaker 2: But, but like your butthole lasered and then saying like, yeah,
51:24
Speaker 2: I take the wedding ring off, but I got to
51:26
Speaker 2: keep that booty hall clean. Yeah.
51:31
Speaker 1: I don't know. I, I don't have my, lady parts waxed.
51:35
Speaker 2: Yeah.
51:36
Speaker 1: I'm just going to put that out there. I get
51:38
Speaker 1: a massage. I wear my underwear. Like I am that person.
51:42
Speaker 1: I am not going to go into some place. Like
51:44
Speaker 1: I did it on camera, but I would be, feel
51:47
Speaker 1: so like insecure. I don't know. I feel weird. So
51:50
Speaker 1: I'm like, I can, I have a great relationship with
51:52
Speaker 1: my razor and it works just fine.
51:53
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say great relationship with
51:55
Speaker 2: your vagina.
51:56
Speaker 3: I was like, nice.
51:56
Speaker 1: Congrats.
51:57
Speaker 2: That too sometimes. Yeah.
52:02
Speaker 1: But when they pull into that parking lot, they're all like,
52:06
Speaker 1: why are we in a random strip mall? And then Stacey,
52:08
Speaker 1: she's always got the best liners. Doesn't Karen have a plantation? God,
52:13
Speaker 1: I love her so much.
52:15
Speaker 2: Well, Karen explains how she is going to help women post-prison,
52:19
Speaker 2: which Wendy calls disingenuous since she isn't trying to help her.
52:24
Speaker 1: The nerve.
52:25
Speaker 2: I'm like, when are you admitting to something?
52:28
Speaker 1: That's true, right?
52:29
Speaker 2: I'm like, are you admitting to something here?
52:32
Speaker 1: You haven't gone to, well, you went to jail briefly
52:35
Speaker 1: when you were arrested, but you haven't been convicted of anything.
52:38
Speaker 2: But then this actually made sense to me because it
52:41
Speaker 2: wasn't fully making sense to me in tracking at first
52:44
Speaker 2: because then they like pan back to the reunion and
52:46
Speaker 2: they pan back to like two years ago at the
52:48
Speaker 2: reunion and these fights that they've had.
52:50
Speaker 3: And then Karen goes.
52:52
Speaker 1: You know what?
52:53
Speaker 2: Do I want Wendy? Do I want you to shut
52:55
Speaker 2: up and protect yourself?
52:57
Speaker 1: Yes.
52:57
Speaker 2: Yeah.
52:58
Speaker 1: I don't think that that's bad. I actually was like,
53:01
Speaker 1: maybe she could have said it. Like even a Karen said,
53:04
Speaker 1: I could have said it like nicer or different, but
53:06
Speaker 1: basically shut the fuck up.
53:08
Speaker 2: Yeah.
53:09
Speaker 1: You need to stop talking. That's the first thing your
53:10
Speaker 1: attorney will tell you. Don't talk about it. Yeah.
53:13
Speaker 2: Ashley's barely in this episode. I mean, we see her
53:16
Speaker 2: purple outfits, the cutest one, all.
53:18
Speaker 1: The outfits I thought were really cute.
53:19
Speaker 2: Yeah. They all did well because purple is hard to find.
53:23
Speaker 1: Um, I just thought like her walking in with that
53:28
Speaker 1: outfit and I don't know. I just felt like it
53:31
Speaker 1: was a little bit of disrespect to even compare yourself
53:33
Speaker 1: a little delusional. I mean, like we said, Sophia refused
53:37
Speaker 1: to be made for the mayor's wife, got her ass
53:39
Speaker 1: beaten and put in jail.
53:40
Speaker 2: She didn't have DUIs. Like she didn't have multiple DUIs.
53:44
Speaker 1: Is there a message here that maybe I'm missing?
53:47
Speaker 2: Like I don't understand where Karen is so disillusioned.
53:53
Speaker 3: That she thinks this is a similar thing.
53:56
Speaker 2: I know.
53:56
Speaker 1: I mean, it's entertaining.
53:57
Speaker 3: I'll give her that.
53:58
Speaker 1: She's so good on this show. Like what a lot
54:01
Speaker 1: of people say about me, I don't agree with some
54:03
Speaker 1: of the things she says and does, but she's good TV.
54:06
Speaker 2: I love when you just self-complimented yourself. I did.
54:08
Speaker 1: As I was saying it and I threw in she's
54:11
Speaker 1: good TV, I go, oh my God, am I doing
54:14
Speaker 1: this right now?
54:15
Speaker 3: Am I doing this right now?
54:16
Speaker 2: It's like when Giselle in this episode, when she's like,
54:19
Speaker 2: Giselle says.
54:21
Speaker 3: That she's not this.
54:22
Speaker 1: She talks about herself in a third person.
54:24
Speaker 2: I'm like, what are you doing?
54:25
Speaker 1: That's something I don't do. I don't talk about Tamara.
54:28
Speaker 1: Just kidding. But I don't know how I feel about
54:33
Speaker 1: her doing this. I thought, like, the comparisons, she might
54:36
Speaker 1: be getting some bullshit for that.
54:38
Speaker 2: But then she moved quickly on to getting her booty
54:39
Speaker 2: hairs lasered. Yeah, and then Wendy calls out Karen for
54:43
Speaker 2: not going to the reunion, and Karen swears she was
54:45
Speaker 2: in treatment. But then they– every– And at this point
54:48
Speaker 2: I don't really believe it. I'm like, whatever. Wendy's just being,
54:51
Speaker 2: you know, a hater at this point. Wendy's just being
54:56
Speaker 2: throwing the idea of this out there. But then every
55:00
Speaker 2: single one of the women and their confessionals like, well, maybe,
55:06
Speaker 2: maybe treatments actually just holding up in your house and
55:10
Speaker 2: painting things. And then like, even no matter who it was,
55:15
Speaker 2: Even Stacy.
55:16
Speaker 3: Didn't have a nice thing to say about it.
55:18
Speaker 1: I know. Even Robin's like, someone ain't right in the water.
55:22
Speaker 1: Karen isn't wearing a ring. She says they're separated. Yeah,
55:25
Speaker 1: she's getting her ass hairs lasered.
55:27
Speaker 2: And now we're having to eat and smell her burnt
55:29
Speaker 2: ass hairs.
55:31
Speaker 1: Well, so she gives Robin a liquid IV for her energy,
55:36
Speaker 1: and apparently she's thirsty. She gets her ass hairs done,
55:40
Speaker 1: and then she has Giselle... what is Giselle doing a
55:43
Speaker 1: T shape to help the wrinkles and cellulite? And I'm like,
55:47
Speaker 1: that was so mean. That is just so mean. And
55:51
Speaker 1: she talks about her forever 21 dress and which I
55:55
Speaker 1: thought was pretty. And then they, the, the producer of
55:58
Speaker 1: the editor, dirty, dirty, no matter what, like.
56:01
Speaker 3: Giselle is a beautiful woman. Yeah. A beautiful woman.
56:06
Speaker 1: One of the prettiest housewives.
56:07
Speaker 2: She is stunning. So it's like, like nobody gives a
56:11
Speaker 2: shit about a little bit of cellulite, but also.
56:14
Speaker 1: It wasn't nice. Except for us when it's on our body. Yeah.
56:17
Speaker 2: I mean, I definitely, I care about it for myself,
56:22
Speaker 2: but nobody wants it to be talked about and panned
56:25
Speaker 2: in on, but it, I don't know. I thought the
56:27
Speaker 2: episode was really good. Potomac has completely sucked me back in.
56:33
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's been good.
56:35
Speaker 2: Cause it just feels so effortless for them.
56:37
Speaker 1: Yeah.
56:38
Speaker 2: Yeah. Um, But I think that Tia's doing a great
56:42
Speaker 2: job this season. She is.
56:45
Speaker 1: She has a lot of personal story, and we're only
56:47
Speaker 1: two episodes in.
56:49
Speaker 2: And I'm excited for when Monique joins the group.
56:52
Speaker 1: Oh, I forgot. That's right.
56:55
Speaker 2: So when is that going to happen? I don't know.
56:57
Speaker 3: I don't know.
56:58
Speaker 2: But we're happy with you guys, Potomac. Thank you for
57:03
Speaker 2: entertaining us.
57:05
Speaker 3: Karen, we need to know.
57:07
Speaker 1: Thank you for getting your butt hairs lasered.
57:09
Speaker 2: Thank you for getting your butt hairs lasered, but we
57:11
Speaker 2: would like some proof that you went to rehab.
57:13
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say the proof that
57:15
Speaker 1: she got her butthole lasered. I'm like, what do you want?
57:17
Speaker 1: Like a spread eagle bent over? Here's a picture.
57:20
Speaker 3: Send me a Snapchat of your asshole.
57:23
Speaker 1: You know that emoji? Where did we get that emoji?
57:26
Speaker 2: Did Caden send it to us? I don't know.
57:28
Speaker 3: I don't think it's a real emoji.
57:29
Speaker 1: Can you pop it up here on the clip? It's
57:35
Speaker 1: like one of those little yellow things and it's bent
57:37
Speaker 1: over and it's spreading its butthole.
57:39
Speaker 3: I was not asking her for that.
57:41
Speaker 2: Thank God.
57:42
Speaker 1: I was starting to get worried about you.
57:43
Speaker 2: I mean, but now I'm like, if Karen really never
57:46
Speaker 2: went into a treatment center and is saying that, that
57:48
Speaker 2: is strange. That's diabolical.
57:51
Speaker 3: That's like.
57:54
Speaker 1: Well, she said, I don't know if you caught it.
57:56
Speaker 1: She goes, who brought it up, Wendy, about her not
57:59
Speaker 1: going to the reunion? She goes, well, I was sick.
58:02
Speaker 2: Yeah.
58:02
Speaker 1: And then it turned into, she was, I don't know
58:04
Speaker 1: if she's saying, I mean, because you can argue that.
58:06
Speaker 1: I think she was saying sick alcoholism. You can argue, yeah,
58:09
Speaker 1: say it's alcoholism. But although she says alcohol is not
58:12
Speaker 1: a problem.
58:12
Speaker 2: That it was pills.
58:13
Speaker 1: Yeah.
58:14
Speaker 2: So I don't know.
58:15
Speaker 1: At first she's like, well, I was sick.
58:16
Speaker 3: That's why I didn't go.
58:16
Speaker 1: And then she's like, well, then I was in rehab.
58:18
Speaker 1: Then I was in treatment. So I don't, we're never
58:21
Speaker 1: going to know. It's just like the black eye. We're
58:22
Speaker 1: never going to know.
58:23
Speaker 3: We're never going to know. I mean, do you think
58:26
Speaker 3: we're ever going to know about Heather's black eye? I
58:27
Speaker 3: hope so.
58:27
Speaker 1: I don't know, but you see Jen Shaw has been
58:30
Speaker 1: said she's going to come out or something and talk
58:32
Speaker 1: about it.
58:33
Speaker 2: Not that I believe anything she says. I love Jen Shaw.
58:36
Speaker 2: Jen Shaw, zip it. To be honest, at this point,
58:41
Speaker 2: I wouldn't believe what Jen Shaw said no matter what.
58:44
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with you.
58:46
Speaker 2: But I love to– I'm glad I– But I do
58:47
Speaker 2: want to hear it.
58:48
Speaker 1: I do want to hear it.
58:49
Speaker 2: But I will– Read every single news article once you
58:53
Speaker 2: come out about it. Yes. Yes. Absolutely. Well, thanks, guys,
58:57
Speaker 2: for tuning in to another episode of Two Teas in
58:59
Speaker 2: a Pod.
59:00
Speaker 3: We'll be back tomorrow, the next day. You just really
59:03
Speaker 3: can't get rid of us.
59:04
Speaker 2: Yeah.
59:05
Speaker 1: Just keep on clicking.
59:06
Speaker 2: We'll just keep on listening. We'll keep on talking shit.
59:09
Speaker 1: Bye. Bye.