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Full EP | Justice Department Investigate Networks Not Covering Trump; One Voyage Jeopardy with Jamal Kingsley; Comedian and Actor Cedric the Entertainer Joins DLHS Crew; Federal Agents Search Rep. Ilhan Omar’s DC Home · The D.L. Hughley Show

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Hugh Jackman. Happy birthday to Eric Dixon
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: from Love & Hip Hop. Happy birthday to Kirk Cameron.
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Charlie Ward, who was a great football player,
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  Speaker 1: but never got drafted in the NFL, played a long
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  Speaker 1: time with the New York Knicks.
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  Speaker 2: He won the Heisman, didn't he? Yes, he did.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Aaron McKee. Happy birthday to Chris Wallace
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  Speaker 1: from the news. Happy birthday to Marshall T.
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  Speaker 2: Polk. Not to be confused with Marshall Falk. They're two
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  Speaker 2: different dudes. Yeah, it's Marcus, actually. Yeah, I was going
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  Speaker 2: to say.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Marcus.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, well.
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  Speaker 2: Marcus Marshall. We want to wish the right guy happy birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Christopher Wallace is big and small. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to possibly, of course, to the one and
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  Speaker 1: only Dick Gregory. Happy birthday to Melvin Franklin from The Temptation.
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  Speaker 1: There were so many of them.
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  Speaker 2: Merry Christmas. Yeah. Happy birthday to Dusty Rose, the wrestler.
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  Speaker 1: And, of course, happy birthday to Luciano Pavarotti. There's a
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  Speaker 1: famous story about Aretha Franklin and Luciano Pavarotti.
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  Speaker 2: You know what it is? I do. What is it?
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  Speaker 5: He got sick and they called her at the last
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  Speaker 5: minute to sing.
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember. It was a song in, not in English.
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  Speaker 2: Not a song.
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  Speaker 4: An opera.
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  Speaker 2: What was it? I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: An aria.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And they take it. They take years to learn. And
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  Speaker 2: she learned it quickly and came right over. She's like,
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  Speaker 2: give me some French dressing. Yeah. And she's like, I'll
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  Speaker 2: be over there in a minute. And killed it. And
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  Speaker 2: had houses. She sure did. And killed it.
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  Speaker 1: Did I tell you, this is my favorite Aretha. And
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  Speaker 1: she told the story before she passed. So she booked
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  Speaker 1: me for a Christmas party at her house in Detroit.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And it was only like 15 people. So I had
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  Speaker 2: to do two sets.
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  Speaker 7: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Pay me more money than I'd ever made at that time.
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  Speaker 2: And so.
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  Speaker 1: I did the first set, and the same people were there,
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  Speaker 1: so I had to think of something else to do.
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  Speaker 1: So we were eating, and they said, you going to
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  Speaker 1: sing for us, Mr.
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  Speaker 4: Reed?
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  Speaker 1: We might have been 20 pieces in. I'm not singing
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  Speaker 1: at MF. You better tell that d * * *
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  Speaker 1: over there to sing.
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  Speaker 2: Tell some jokes.
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  Speaker 3: Tell some jokes.
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  Speaker 2: She sure did say that. She sure did. You better
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  Speaker 2: tell that bitch to tell some jokes and start pumping.
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  Speaker 2: She really walked away. She didn't want nobody in the house.
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  Speaker 3: No way.
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  Speaker 2: And I told, I said, do you remember that? And
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  Speaker 2: she did. It was the greatest. And she said it unapologetically.
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  Speaker 2: She was like, yeah, I told you to do it.
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  Speaker 2: And then right after that, she told the people. I
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  Speaker 2: want French dressing. Remember that? He said, hold on, DL.
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  Speaker 5: Where's my French dressing? Well, tell him don't come back
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  Speaker 5: without it. Now, what was we talking about?
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  Speaker 2: I was like, wow. That's the queen. I could just
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  Speaker 2: see her pulling a pack of clues out of her bra.
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  Speaker 2: It was great. All right.
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  Speaker 1: We got a great show lined up for you. Of course,
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  Speaker 1: we got 90 seconds to 90 hits with DJ Luchi.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to have a little note from the GD
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  Speaker 1: section plus the jazz report.
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  Speaker 2: It's the D.L. Hughley Show. She's jazzed. She's smart.
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  Speaker 3: It's the Jazzy Report on the D.L.
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  Speaker 2: Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 5: The Justice Department has launched an investigation into TV networks
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  Speaker 5: for temporarily halting pool coverage of Trump.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to call him President Trump.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, the DOJ confirmed that an antitrust probe into Fox News, CNN, ABC,
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  Speaker 5: CBS and NBC is underway. The networks have been ordered
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  Speaker 5: to turn over communications and records about their White House
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  Speaker 5: pool arrangement.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go.
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  Speaker 1: So right now they're attacking every news company and Ileana Omar, right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely. Serves her home, accused her of crimes and whatnot.
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  Speaker 1: I just I think that it is indicative of where
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  Speaker 1: we are. None of this blowing up the state of California.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, blowing up cities in California.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And having the the the ICE. raid a sitting congressman
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  Speaker 1: having threatened saying that Tallarica was in a mental institution
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  Speaker 1: for 13 days.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And then attacking all of the news organizations and having
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  Speaker 1: them is.
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  Speaker 2: Not one of those things will help your life get
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  Speaker 2: any better.
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  Speaker 5: Nope.
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  Speaker 1: This is a desperate man who knows that this whole
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  Speaker 1: thing is falling apart. And rather than and he could
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  Speaker 1: have really just worked hard for the job. He's working
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  Speaker 1: harder to keep a job he's not doing than he
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  Speaker 1: is running.
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  Speaker 2: But he's not. Tell me what you're going to do.
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  Speaker 2: Don't tell me.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, all of these people who are supporters of
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  Speaker 1: him cannot tell you how their lives is substantially better.
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  Speaker 2: They can't tell you that. Well, that's because he has
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  Speaker 2: he has no no idea what they do. No, not
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  Speaker 2: at all. And has no care to actually work. He
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  Speaker 2: doesn't want to do that.
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  Speaker 1: Everything they do is for us. Like, what did you
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  Speaker 1: think would happen? When a game show host was president,
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  Speaker 1: they always think, oh, we'll have sweeps. We'll just have
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  Speaker 1: a live execution.
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  Speaker 2: Why not? You know, Jesus was executed. He was. Wasn't
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  Speaker 2: that a public execution?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And y'all wear that necklace. Y'all wear that one around
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  Speaker 1: your neck, don't you? They do?
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  Speaker 5: Well, according to the CDC, cases, now this threw me
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  Speaker 5: for a loop, cases of sexually transmitted diarrhea.
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  Speaker 2: I've heard of that.
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  Speaker 5: These cases have soared across the U.S. and the infections
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  Speaker 5: are growing more resistant to treatment every day. It's called shingalaya.
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  Speaker 5: Shigella is a highly contagious bacteria that can cause diarrhea,
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  Speaker 5: fever and stomach pain. And it spreads through fecal oral contact,
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  Speaker 5: contaminated food or water and sexual contact. Now, most of
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  Speaker 5: the patients were adult men. That's all I'm going to
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  Speaker 5: say about that. That you won't eat it like groceries now.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't laying machine. That's disgusting. It was what was
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  Speaker 1: last year.
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  Speaker 2: Exploding diarrhea. Remember they had, remember the foods had explosive diarrhea.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then last year, remember they had that, um, that
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  Speaker 1: thing that you got from shellfish together.
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  Speaker 2: I got that twice.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Did you say you got it twice?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Remember when I had, what was, I really, I really
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  Speaker 2: had it.
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  Speaker 1: It's not like you had, Like listeria, diphtheria. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: have diphtheria, but I had listeria.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I had Ebola.
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  Speaker 2: I've had Ebola. Yeah. I've had West Nile fever.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Of course.
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  Speaker 5: What about the one that turns your head like a football?
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  Speaker 5: Did you have that one too?
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  Speaker 2: No, that's the one. You can only get that when
• 6:01
  Speaker 2: you're a kid.
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  Speaker 6: Zika virus.
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  Speaker 3: Zika virus. Zika virus.
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  Speaker 2: Zika virus.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Jeff Peroni's disease.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't got that. The banana. Got the little head
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  Speaker 2: of kids, huh? Yeah, little football heads.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Look like they've been to a witch doctor. You know what? Stop.
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  Speaker 2: That's enough. You know, I shrunk it here. You've gone
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  Speaker 2: too far.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You've gone too far.
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  Speaker 1: Yikes.
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  Speaker 2: All that from Mosquito. All that from Mosquito.
• 6:26
  Speaker 1: It is the DL Hughley Show, the 2026 edition. Remember,
• 6:28
  Speaker 1: if you were going to be in Philadelphia, Junius, where
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: are we at in Philadelphia?
• 6:32
  Speaker 3: Junius, what venue are we going to be at in Philadelphia?
• 6:34
  Speaker 2: The venue in Philadelphia. At the Philly Cheese Spot. Where
• 6:37
  Speaker 2: else would you be?
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: So we'll be in Philadelphia this Friday. I'm going to
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: do the View Wednesday.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow. So whoopie, I said hi. I sure will.
• 6:48
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 6:49
  Speaker 2: Where is it at?
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  Speaker 3: The Miller Theater.
• 6:52
  Speaker 2: The Miller Theater.
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: So Don Lemon and I are there at the Miller
• 6:55
  Speaker 1: Theater this Friday. He is back this time with One
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  Speaker 1: Voice Jeopardy! Welcome the militant man, Jamal Kingsley.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, my brothers and sisters.
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  Speaker 7: This is Jamal Kingsley, the militant man, here hosting another exciting.
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  Speaker 3: Episode of One Voice Jeopardy! Our contestants today, H & IC.
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  Speaker 2: Around here, my man, Big Chris, I won't give you
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  Speaker 2: last name.
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  Speaker 3: You trying to be anonymous?
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  Speaker 8: Of course.
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  Speaker 3: And my girl, Shawnee Scott, you hear on the radio.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: You see on her YouTube special, she's doing big things.
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  Speaker 7: Watch out for her. Now we're playing One Voyage Jeopardy,
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  Speaker 7: where I give you lyrics.
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  Speaker 3: From artists from the One Voyage crews, and you identify them.
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  Speaker 3: Starting off with Chris.
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  Speaker 2: Here are your lyrics.
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  Speaker 3: They say.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a.
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  Speaker 3: Rapper, and I say no. Come on, they say. You
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  Speaker 3: do and try and do some Zydeco.
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  Speaker 7: I just let the music come from my soul so
• 8:03
  Speaker 7: all of my.
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  Speaker 3: People can stay on the flow.
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  Speaker 2: I have no idea. Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Shawnee, buzz in.
• 8:12
  Speaker 2: Who is Cupid?
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  Speaker 3: Congratulations. They say I'm a rapper and I say no.
• 8:19
  Speaker 2: They say what you doing trying to do somebody cold.
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  Speaker 5: I just let the music come from my soul so
• 8:26
  Speaker 5: all of my people can stay on the floor.
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  Speaker 3: Cupid Shuffle, yes, he will be on the One Voyage Cruise.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 3: You get to double up on it this time, Sean.
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  Speaker 7: Are you ready?
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  Speaker 8: All right, all right, all right.
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  Speaker 5: I'm ready.
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  Speaker 3: Here are your lyrics. Hey, come on.
• 8:41
  Speaker 2: Come on.
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  Speaker 3: Take a ride. There's a party over there that ain't
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  Speaker 3: no jive. It's live, live. It's all the way live.
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  Speaker 3: Don't even have to walk. Don't even have to drive.
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  Speaker 5: Ooh, it's live, live, all the way live. Who is it?
• 9:03
  Speaker 2: Was it the dad's band?
• 9:06
  Speaker 6: The answer is the original lakeside fantastic you were close
• 9:20
  Speaker 6: but no cigar all right here's the last one whoever
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  Speaker 6: has this can just jump right in here are your
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  Speaker 6: lyrics anytime you want to pick up the telephone You know,
• 9:33
  Speaker 6: it ain't nothing to drop a couple of stacks on you.
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  Speaker 2: Want it?
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  Speaker 3: You could get it, my dear. Five million dollar home.
• 9:43
  Speaker 3: Drop Bentleys, I swear.
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 9:46
  Speaker 3: Who is Jaheim? That is T.I. Whatever you like.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, you can have whatever you like.
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Another star.
• 10:00
  Speaker 3: On the One Voyage Cruise. One Voyage Cruise, my brother.
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: Now it's time to present another diploma from my school
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  Speaker 1: of real good book learning.
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: Who's on the phone?
• 10:11
  Speaker 6: Mrs.
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  Speaker 2: Dawn Chantel Formay. How many names you got? That's a
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  Speaker 2: lot of names.
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  Speaker 5: Three.
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  Speaker 7: Mrs.
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  Speaker 2: Is one of them.
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  Speaker 1: Whenever a black woman has three names, you know she's
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  Speaker 1: very accomplished.
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  Speaker 2: Dawn, where are you calling us from? I'm calling from Durham,
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  Speaker 2: North Carolina, but I'm from Brooklyn.
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  Speaker 8: New York.
• 10:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, Brooklyn and a half.
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  Speaker 6: Love it.
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: She's clearly on the run from the law. We know
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  Speaker 2: that already. It's a real name. I owe everybody. She
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  Speaker 2: left Brooklyn and now she's hiding out in Durham.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So you know how this goes.
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  Speaker 3: Skip, give her the details. All right. All right there,
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  Speaker 3: young lady.
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  Speaker 4: What we're going to do, we're going to make sure
• 10:51
  Speaker 4: you are a proud graduate of D.L. 's School of
• 10:54
  Speaker 4: Real Good Book Learning. How you do that, I'm going
• 10:56
  Speaker 4: to give you a word. You're going to have to
• 10:58
  Speaker 4: use the word in a sentence. And then afterwards, Jasmine
• 11:00
  Speaker 4: will use the word in a sentence and D.L.
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  Speaker 3: Will use the word in a sentence. And we'll see
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  Speaker 3: who got it correct.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Today's word is inveigle. Inveigle. Please use inveigle in a sentence.
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  Speaker 5: Inveigle.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it was pretty inveigle of you to interrupt me
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  Speaker 4: while I was talking.
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  Speaker 3: She was confident, though. She was very confident. Yep, she's
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  Speaker 3: from Brooklyn. Jasmine, inveigle.
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  Speaker 5: In order for me to succeed, I will need a certificate,
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  Speaker 5: an inveigle, and a biscuit.
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  Speaker 3: Cream cheese on you. All three of those are necessary
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  Speaker 3: in order.
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: And you wonder why she had four families. Let me
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: tell you something.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
• 11:45
  Speaker 9: DL in Vegas.
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  Speaker 2: The suspect is in Vegas. Okay.
• 11:54
  Speaker 3: All right, all right.
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  Speaker 2: That goes out to my girl.
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  Speaker 3: From Brooklyn who moved to Durham.
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  Speaker 2: Watch out.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 4: The definition for in Vegas, that means to persuade someone
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  Speaker 4: to do something by means of deception or flattery.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I did it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: No, how'd you do it?
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  Speaker 2: Ah, you didn't do it.
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  Speaker 6: I did.
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  Speaker 3: That's kind of close. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: My wife fell for my inveigled talk and ended up
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  Speaker 4: marrying me.
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  Speaker 3: So there you go.
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  Speaker 2: I think I was the closest. I think she was
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  Speaker 2: the closest, though. You were.
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  Speaker 6: You were.
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  Speaker 2: Well, what about it's my birthday.
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  Speaker 10: So you don't have to have that in Vegas.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, that is a doubt.
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: So maybe that's why I was close. You were close
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  Speaker 2: because you were from Brooklyn and you moved to Germany.
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  Speaker 2: We don't want no trouble. That's all.
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  Speaker 3: We felt threatened. The rent is lower.
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: The rent is cheaper here.
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  Speaker 3: That it is. That it is.
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: I'll say that. I'll say that.
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: Well, you hang on a minute. We're going to send
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: you a diploma.
• 12:50
  Speaker 4: I got to get all your, you know, all your
• 12:52
  Speaker 4: important stuff, your address and everything so we can send
• 12:54
  Speaker 4: you this diploma, okay?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, high and high.
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  Speaker 3: Above all the ones.
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  Speaker 2: Not the ones from Baruch or Harvard or Princeton. Okay.
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: School of D.O.
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  Speaker 2: 's Real Book Learner. That'll take you far. Yes, I
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  Speaker 2: have you in high school. Skip, make sure you put
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  Speaker 2: her alias name on it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, don't do that. And don't take a picture, Skip.
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  Speaker 2: Vampires and people from Brooklyn who live.
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  Speaker 3: In Durham cannot take pictures.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Peter.
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  Speaker 8: You're welcome.
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: We're recognizing some of the funniest comedians, some you know
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: and some you don't. Welcome to the stage, Finesse Mitchell.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: I don't get super into politics, but I will say this.
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: This is my political stance.
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: Clap if you still got somebody in your family that's
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: 80 and they alive.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Would you vote for them for president of the United
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  Speaker 3: States of America? And that's it.
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: That's it. That's all I got.
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: That's all I got.
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  Speaker 2: My mama 82.
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  Speaker 3: I don't let her touch the remote control. She be
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: pushing all the buttons at once.
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: Lock your TV up. Take you three weeks to put
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: the TV back on three. It is the DL Hughley
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: show your 2026 edition. Remember that if you.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: Were going to be in Philadelphia, Don Lemon and I
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: will be there for the DL and DL tour.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: So if you say Louis, I'm going to be there
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: signing my book. Charlie's boy. And our podcast, Uncertainty, is available.
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: How's your book doing, by the way? It's doing great.
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: It's sold out in Barnes & Noble. Oh. It's hard
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: to get it. Show out. What, they got eight?
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: Eight outlets left now, huh?
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: I think they only had three. Only three? Well, I
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: got mine. I'm kidding.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: I was kidding, too.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: They got thousands across the country. I hope they do. Well,
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: I hope they don't. I was about to say, no,
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: you don't. You hope they have sold out. That's the key, right?
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: Welcome back to the D.L. Hughley Show, and it is.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Time for For the Hard Way with Cedric the Entertainer.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: Cedric, what is the blackest thing you own? Oh, straight in. Oh, wow.
• 15:06
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm going to say I got some Mary's grease
• 15:11
  Speaker 10: in the way.
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: What? Did it come in a kit?
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: Noxzema.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: That old black kit cost $ 9. Oh, my God, Noxzema.
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: That's old school. That's right.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Let Noxzema clean your face.
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, my mama used to use that.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, my goodness. Torn out beauty of the week. It's
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: almost from good times.
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: So I know that you guys are both cigar smokers.
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: What's the greatest cigar experience you've ever had?
• 15:41
  Speaker 10: Oh, recently I've been smoking this cigar called the El Septimo,
• 15:46
  Speaker 10: which is a cigar that was like curated from the
• 15:50
  Speaker 10: old king of Saudi Arabia. So a very special cigar.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: I can taste the prison. I can too.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: The king of Saudi Arabia.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: I was like, that's a good ass cigar right there.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: It smells like smoke in a mortuary.
• 16:05
  Speaker 10: Oh, my God.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: Whose hat collection is better, mine or yours?
• 16:09
  Speaker 10: Oh, man, I'm going to, you know, you jumped in
• 16:12
  Speaker 10: front of me, D.L. I'm not going to give it
• 16:14
  Speaker 10: up to you, man. I have a very strong hat collection. Oh,
• 16:18
  Speaker 10: so dope. But you just, I saw some of the
• 16:21
  Speaker 10: hats you recently got, and I said.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: Foiled again.
• 16:25
  Speaker 10: I can't let the smokers in the car kill someone.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: It's so fast, my friend. It's so fast. I swear,
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: I bet you do compete with hats. I bet you do.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: I bet you do.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: Mine's better than yours. Mine's better than yours.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: I can see it.
• 16:44
  Speaker 10: We come backstage and you just be looking, coming around
• 16:46
  Speaker 10: the corner.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: He was in a makeup chair and I hadn't had
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: a hat on when I had two that Derek was
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: bringing in.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Ooh, those nice.
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: Well, you know what's funny?
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: The story you don't know is that I was in
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: there in the makeup room first, and he had a
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: black hat on.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: And I said, oh, you had a black hat. I said,
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: I think D.L. had on a black hat. He's like, hmm.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Is it wide rim? I was like, now that I
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: We don't even compliment each other's hats no more.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: They're like, oh, I see what you're doing. Yeah, I
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: got a memo about my hat on the way here.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: I thought that was kind of interesting. Oh, yeah, by
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: the way, no white brim hats.
• 17:17
  Speaker 10: Don't wear a hat with any fashion.
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: I know that there's this whole scandal going on with
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: schools and universities, right? But how much did you bribe
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: Lincoln University of Missouri for your honorary doctorate?
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Gave them a couple of cigars.
• 17:31
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: That'll do it. You know, that.
• 17:34
  Speaker 10: Was interesting because my mother actually went there and my dad.
• 17:38
  Speaker 10: And so I think that, you know, as a legacy thing,
• 17:40
  Speaker 10: they wanted to just do that.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: That was pretty cool.
• 17:43
  Speaker 10: And, you know, I know my kids can get in
• 17:47
  Speaker 10: with that money.
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: See, that's cool because you have a whole story behind yours.
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: Someone has an honorary doctorate that we can't get the
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: story behind. He just mysteriously got one.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: He owns a Peabody and all that, yeah.
• 18:00
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and a Peabody.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: That's the one we're really concerned with.
• 18:02
  Speaker 8: Me and my father graduated together. I graduated from CCH.
• 18:06
  Speaker 8: Shout out to Columbia College Hollywood. Anyway, we graduated together,
• 18:09
  Speaker 8: and they wanted my father to give the speech because
• 18:12
  Speaker 8: he was receiving the honorary doctorate.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: And, of course, he embarrassed me, but that's another story.
• 18:16
  Speaker 8: But, yeah.
• 18:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: See, when you got a kid with Asperger's, you got
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: to take the degrees you can. That was a good degree.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: I took a picture together and everything. I put my
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: tassel to the side.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Did you wear one of your hats and throw a
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: tassel on it?
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Now it's time for what you need to know with
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: a one. And only Sybil Wilkes.
• 18:35
  Speaker 9: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. President
• 18:37
  Speaker 9: Trump said the U.S. is considering joining Saudi Arabia in
• 18:41
  Speaker 9: military strikes against Houthi rebels following weekend attacks on the
• 18:44
  Speaker 9: airport in Riyadh that left 13 people dead and over
• 18:48
  Speaker 9: 300 injured. Federal agents executed a search warrant at Minnesota
• 18:52
  Speaker 9: Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's Washington area home this morning as part
• 18:56
  Speaker 9: of an ongoing federal investigation into her immigration paper. group
• 19:02
  Speaker 9: is calling for Attorney General Letitia James to recuse herself
• 19:05
  Speaker 9: from the Cornell fraternity sexual assault case, citing social media
• 19:09
  Speaker 9: posts expressing support for the alleged victim before her appointment
• 19:13
  Speaker 9: as special prosecutor. And in women's professional basketball, the Atlanta
• 19:17
  Speaker 9: Dream are scrambling to find a larger venue to host
• 19:21
  Speaker 9: the WNBA finals against the Golden State Valkyries as their
• 19:24
  Speaker 9: regular home at Gateway Center Arena seats just 3,500 fans.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Not enough. I'm Sybil Wilkes. Be informed.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Be empowered. Thank you so very much, Sybil Jackson.
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: And you know it.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: More of the D.L. Hughley Show is coming up directly.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: It is the D.L. Hughley Show. It is the D.L.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Hughley Show, the 2026 edition.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Remember, if you were going to be in Philadelphia, where
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: were we at in Philadelphia?
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: The Miller Theater.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: The Miller Theater.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: So Don Lemon and I are there at the Miller
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Theater this Friday for the D.L.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: And D.L. show.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: We're going to be there. So make sure you come
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: check us out.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Then in St. Louis, I'll be At a library, which
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: is weird doing a book reading. That is very weird.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: That might be the first library I've ever been to.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: That you were actually reading in the library. I don't
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: think I'm going to have to read, do I? Yeah,
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: of course you do. That's the whole point. You're going
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: to be there. You want to read, you know, a
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: chapter in the book. I'll just press play. Or an excerpt? No,
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: don't do that.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: You just sit there. That's me talking. Sure, it is me. Here,
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: you want to know what I said here?
• 20:24
  Speaker 7: Listen.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Press play. You want them to have your new book
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: in there, don't you? Yeah, of course.
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: So you read an excerpt, you talk a little bit
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: about it, then you smile through the tears.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Did you hear Angela Rye, when she said that Obama's
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: not doing enough for black people?
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: He's off shift, right? He's not at work now, right?
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Don't tell me she's joined that crew. No, no. Look
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: at her. I think she said that. Ain't he off work?
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: He's off. As a matter of fact, I don't know
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: if you saw. Who works on that off day?
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: Did you see when he was actually answering questions? Somebody
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: was interviewing him and somebody started yelling out stuff. And
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: he said, excuse me, I'm not the president anymore.
• 21:01
  Speaker 8: No, no.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: I did my time. I did my time. What are
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: you talking about? And, you know, save the auto industry.
• 21:06
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Gave y'all health care. Yes. Balanced the books. All that.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: That's all I could do. How dare somebody say he
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: got to do more than he's doing?
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: He off.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: He's retired.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: He is retired. He live in Palm Springs. You can't
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: get more retired than that.
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Y'all don't stop and let that man. You don't think
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: he's doing enough for black people. He's done all he can.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: They didn't appreciate it when he was doing it.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: I can't take it. All these shoe booty ass. You
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? He off.
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Because they were saying he was doing too much when
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: he was president. Right.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: He ain't doing enough. That's like you retired from football.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Are you going to run this ball?
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not. You ain't doing enough to make us
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: win the Super Bowl. Right. Come on now. That's crazy.
• 21:46
  Speaker 10: I can't.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: I think she did say that. Yeah, she did. What
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: did she say?
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: Well, I guess they asked the question, has Barack Obama
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: done enough? And she says the moment calls for more.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: What more could he do? He campaigns for everybody. In
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: his position. What more can he do?
• 22:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Y'all didn't appreciate this when he was here.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: And now he's not. Now he's not. So guess what?
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: It's like, hey, mama, I don't like mama's new boyfriend.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Come pick us up. Nah, that ain't what's happening. Y'all
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: made that decision. And a lot of those people were like,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: there's really no difference. A lot of those people were
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: kind of splitting the middle. I'm not saying her in particular,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: but a lot of those people were like, If you
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: don't set your beige ass up.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Stop it.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Now, here he is, the militant man, Jamal Kingsley, returning
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: to expose racism in our everyday lives.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: Hello, my brothers and sisters.
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: This is Jamal Kingsley, the militant man, here to expose
• 22:43
  Speaker 7: racism hidden in our everyday lives.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Why is it.
• 22:48
  Speaker 7: Black History Month is in February and only gets 28 days?
• 22:53
  Speaker 7: Yet Breast Cancer Awareness Month gets 30 days. Is it
• 22:58
  Speaker 7: because you'd rather celebrate a horrible disease like cancer before
• 23:04
  Speaker 7: you celebrate black history?
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Think about it, my brother.
• 23:09
  Speaker 7: And why is it bananas, when they are light and yellow,
• 23:13
  Speaker 7: they are delicious. But as soon as they start turning brown,
• 23:17
  Speaker 7: you want to throw them away. because you think when
• 23:21
  Speaker 7: things are brown, it's just trash? Think about it, my brother.
• 23:26
  Speaker 7: And why is it everyone seems to love the white
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: Donald Duck, no matter how much crazy rhetoric he spews?
• 23:40
  Speaker 7: but not the black daffy duck. Even though he's unarmed,
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: he still always seems to get shot in the face.
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: Is it because when you're white, you can say or
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: do anything and still be loved?
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: But if you're black, you better duck. Literally.
• 24:02
  Speaker 7: Think about it, my brother. This has been Jabal Kingsley,
• 24:06
  Speaker 7: the Militant Man. And until next week, stay woke and
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: think about it, my brother.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: What man?
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Tell these good people what's trending. We've only been doing
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: this for 15 years. You should know what we're doing
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: right now. Well, you know who should know what they
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: were doing?
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: What?
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: The crazy dude in the UK who jumped into the
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: lion enclosure, the tiger enclosure.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: They're still trying to figure out what would make him
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: do that. Now, they have decided they're not going to
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: euthanize the tiger, not the tiger.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: Well, he didn't.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: He wasn't there.
• 24:36
  Speaker 8: He wasn't.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: Well, you know, in the past, they've euthanized the animal.
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: But in this particular case, it was like, for what?
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: He didn't do nothing. He was in his house, minding
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: his own business. It was great.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: That's not funny it is funny when you jump your
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: ass over there with a tiger yeah.
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: 20 years old yeah I don't even know what in
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: the world.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Was on his mind they'll be recovering him soon yeah
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: that's crazy.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: I don't feel bad when you do stupid stuff of
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: course I feel bad when you you know remember that
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: tiger guy in San Francisco was running around but I
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: just I just like I saw what he was doing
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: and that tiger was like first he didn't even know
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: he was like playing.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: With the tiger yeah What is that?
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: A free snack?
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: I ain't had to do this in a long time. Right.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: And I don't even have to chase. Like, I'm just,
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: who jumps in here? And it wasn't even a huge tiger.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: 22 years old.
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: The tiger was? No, the guy was. You some stupid dude.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: What was the tiger's name? The tiger said, stick free
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: and run. Stick free and run. Don't do it. But
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: they tigers were retarded though, right? Oh, you can't say that.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: You can say slow. Those tigers were recessive, right? There
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: you go. Yeah, I think so. They were.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Tigers, yeah, they're going to get mad. They have a
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: protest out front. They don't have a protest. The Detroit
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Tiger and Tony the Tiger out front.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Hold that tiger.
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: Anyway, also trending, you know, we talked about this at
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: the top of the show, and that is this whole
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: the agents searching Omar's home, Ilhan Omar's home in D.C.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: On a criminal probe.
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: Now, she says, listen, I won't be silenced. I know
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: exactly what this is. You guys are really trying to
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: intimidate me. And the fact that, first of all, we
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: all know Trump does not.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: We already know Trump does not like her whatsoever. And
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: she doesn't care. She's like, I'm still out here working.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: I'm going to keep doing what I do. And you
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: guys are not going to intimidate me. I don't care
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: who you say. And they said Homeland Security. To search
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: her house. They don't even have investigative. They're doing that
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: to intimidate people.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: They're doing that to intimidate people. Absolutely.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: They don't have an investigative. They investigate all these shootings.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: This is an ongoing investigation.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: And you know what?
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Maybe the Justice Department used to have this policy where
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: 90 days before an election, they would not get they
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: would not conduct any investigations with people that are running
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: for office.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: He doesn't care at all. This is this is just
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: so untenable. I can't wait to this all over. I
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: can't wait for us to open it. And that's what's trending.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: It is the D.L.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. Thank you so much for
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: tuning in. We sincerely thank you.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: It's the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Listen, at Philadelphia, if you're going to be in Philadelphia
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: this Friday, I will be at the Miller Theater in Philadelphia,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: along with Don Lemon.
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: D.L.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: And D.L., anything goes to her. So make sure you
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: come check us out. My book, Charlie's Boy, of course,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: is available. And doing pretty well.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Congratulations on that.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Also, my podcast, Uncertain Hour Podcast. Uncertain, I should say,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: we've got a lot of hocking our wares.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: That's what you got to do. Hocking our wares. Got
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: to do it.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: You got to hock your wares. You got to do something.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. What does that mean? I mean, you got to
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: do something, right? Hock them.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Russell Brand's trial is coming up.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember how.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Nice Megyn Kelly was him?
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: I do.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: After he admitted he had checks for sex with her?
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: I do. And then all those horrible things she had
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: to say about Jane Doe.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: She's the worst human being ever. Yeah, based on what
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: she said, absolutely.
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: When you go back to all of the things that
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: she said during her situation.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: When she sued, it made her rich. Yeah. And she
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: was like, you know, you don't have the right to
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: tell somebody how long it takes them to come forward.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: And that's one of the main things. What did she say?
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: They don't have the right to tell somebody when they
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: can come forward. All you're missing is a stick. Then
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: you'll be all right.
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: Skip, Jasmine, what did you learn today? Well, I learned
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: not to mess with Selma Blair. I don't know what
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: happened to her. She was on a flight, on a
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: Delta flight. Man, she gave it to a couple of
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: flight attendants there. Now, of course, they said she was
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: suffering a medical emergency. I don't know.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: But she got into a fight with the flight attendants.
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: I'm like, what kind of medical emergency is that?
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Well, a lot of the flight attendants were rejects from
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: the DMV. So you don't want it with them. I
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: can tell you that you do not want it with them.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: But if it is a medical emergency, I hope.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: That she's OK. But she tried to open the door. Yeah,
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: that's not good. Don't do that.
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: But again, I just what what kind of unless maybe
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: you're having a panic attack.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: You know, you don't think.
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: Clearly what was she in before uh uh what was
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: that um i don't know what uh what is the
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: movie with uh no what's the one where the the
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: legally blonde she was in legally blonde.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah i don't know yeah i know linda blair
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: i was thinking yeah linda blair turn around backwards yeah
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: yeah it would be a good saturday night let me tell.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: You that phil obama didn't start.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Skip my man cheetah what did you learn today, baby boy?
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: Man, I plan on being tired by the weekend because
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: Tiffany's out of town.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: I'm out all every night tonight.
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: I'm out.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: I'm out.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: It's so funny how you plan that. By 9 o'clock,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: you're like, ooh, it's only 9 o'clock.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, watch them knees.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Ooh, yeah. They're going to pack it in. Wake up, Skip.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Go home.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: All right, on the next DL Hughley Show, you got
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: a chance to win a cabin. We got a chance
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: for you to win a cabin for you and a
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: guest and see me, of course, on the cruise and
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: many others. Make sure you have a valid passport and
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: you can get off work and get yourself to Miami.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: If you got that covered, then we're going to hook
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: you up with a cabin for two to the best
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: cruise ever, the one-board cruise. It is the DL Hughley Show.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: We will definitely see you on the other side. Kyle,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: my favorite shore bus operator. Pull that straight. We gots
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: to go.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: It's the DL Hughley Show. See you on the other side.