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#351 We Don't CALL IN the same · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  What's up? What's up? What's up at your boy? Xg marks the
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  spot? How we do them? We don't smoke the same fam. Fuck.
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  This is a really good episode. I'm not gonna last. The first
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  time we had live callings. That's right, Live Collins. We give you
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  a number, you call it. We talk shit, we talk conspiracies,
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  we listen to your stories. It's dope and if you want to participate in
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  that, you got to head over the Patreon slash. We don't smoke the
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  same dot com and that's right. For five bucks, you can participate in
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  the live callings. We go live three times a week Wednesday morning, Thursday
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  afternoons and Saturday mornings. And you can call it like I said, talk
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  shit, tell us a conspiracy, tells the story. If anything, just
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  say what's up? But yeah. Shout out to all the patroon subscribers,
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  all two hundred and fifty five of y'all. We love you, guys,
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  And Tonight, yeah, tonight, Monday night, I will be streaming my
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  first live poker stream, So if you want to catch that, head over
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  Big L's or big ws. I will be playing poker tournaments five bucks.
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  Nothing crazy, We're gonna be talking shit, smoking weed. But enjoy this
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  episode. We had a fun ass time. Like I said, if you
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  want to participate in the call ins, head over the Patreon. Shout out
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  to Aileen. We had a contest and she told the craziest sex story.
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  It was rated X for sure, rated x X she rated for sure.
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  But enjoy the episode. Thank you guys. Couldn't do it without you.
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  Guys, Mad Love, Mad Love, What Up? And welcome back to
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  another episode of That We Don't Smoke the Same podcast. Thank you so much
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  for patiently Wadey and watching That We Don't Smoke the Same pre show. I
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  know you guys have been enjoying it for the most part, and some of
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  you guys I think they don't know. It's like one fucking asshole. It's
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  like, it's just see the ruling and fucking joint. It's like, nah,
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  bro, you guys get to see what the fuck is going on.
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  You guys get to know how to fucking wain ahead of time, and you
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  get to see some behind the scene ship. And I'm not gonna lie.
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  I wasn't having the energy for this ship before. But obviously once my team
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  came around and I started getting the right energy, it's like I just came
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  back to life. I was, I took a nap after the Green Thumb
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  show. If I ain't gonna lie, took a fucking solid ass nap knocked
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  out and I was, I was not filling it. I just I don't
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  even know why. I had a great rest. But nonetheless, the show
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  has to keep going because you guys, because if you weers like you,
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  and if it wasn't because if you weers like you, I don't know what
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  who the fuck would be doing this show for? Uh? In my line
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  with that being said, what's going on? Exavier, Dog's up? I'm
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  gonna lie. This room right now kind of feels like my house. Nah,
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  this room is colder than your house. I got a new ac man.
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  Yeah, you got a real one. It's got Wi Fi. I
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  can turn it her on for the puppy dog. Yeah, but do you
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  have the one to hang by the window or is it like like hangs by
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  the window. But it's big, dog, That's what I'm saying. So
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  you got a real one. It's not the little portable r D two dog
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  out the window? Dog? So what do you do with that when you
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  just throw it out the window? Dude? The other day, not the
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  lie. It's been a little hot, so I turned both of him.
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  I was. I thought I was in Vegas. Dog. I can't wait
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  for that bill though you pay the triestan that it was included pay for the
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  damn ye do? But school though? Well, yeah, dog, you
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  know what I mean. It's not August, Bros. July ju lying you
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  lying three days away when you pay rank it's three days away August. Oh
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  shit, I really thought we were seven. I thought we were in July
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  fifteen, my dog. Yeah, dude, you're still tripping from the jam.
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  Oh, I don't even can't be started all right? So far and
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  running the boards as well? Also also too is the winning normally ray ak
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  morning shot films, what's up, pray, what's up? Y'all? Good
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  evening and good night. So let me tell you guys what happened that day
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  about the whole jam situation. Shout out to Meet Martinez and shout out to
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  my brain for holding it together even though I was like everything was melting bro.
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  So the whole story happened with um obviously Eric Bobo from you know,
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  Cypress Hill. And then in Denver, we were backstage after the first orchestra
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  show and he had some like McDonald's looking like jelly, like you know how,
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  like the ones he poured in a little biscuit. But he had you
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  could tell was trap made and it had a little grape sticker and it said
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  special jelly and it said point five micro dos right, and I'm like,
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  all right cool, and then he drops it and then he's like, well,
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  I don't need this anymore. So he's like, you could take it,
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  So he gives it to me and I'm like, oh, thanks,
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  Bobo. So I grab it, put it in my pocket and you flew
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  with it. Yeah, I flew with it. Well, I took the
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  sticker out so nobody would know what this I'd be like, hey, I'm
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  diabetic, I need and jelly. You know what I mean. That's true.
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  I'm gonna argue with you. You gotta try it. If it wouldn't
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  made me be like dude, it would have been like, look, i'm
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  having a little bush. Let me drink it. But it tripped out on
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  the airplane. But bring it back. Yeah. So I brought it back
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  bro and uh. And I brought you guys bagels that day and I was
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  like, oh cool, We're gonna start out with good ambiance and it's gonna
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  be great. And I'm like cool. I got the green cream cheese and
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  I'm like cool, it's gonna be great cream cheese. And I mix it
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  together and it's fire right now. I'm eating it up here. He comes
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  up here. We're doing the show. For the first hour, I felt
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  good. I felt like the one hundred. I was like, hell,
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  yeah, I got good ass energy. I'm chilling, I'm asking the right
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  questions. It's not until, like, you know, when he starts fidgeting
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  with his jacket more when he told you he was hot. I think when
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  you when he was like I'm hot, You're like, am I hut?
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  I think that's what set it off, like what the fuck? Like it
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  tripped me out, and I was like, are you uncomfortable or are you
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  hot? Bro? Like you know what I'm saying, like what is it?
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  So that triggered the thinking and then I heard that I had the yawn
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  right and it didn't start hitting it right away. It was going through waves,
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  so at first it wasn't even hitting, so I was able to hold
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  it together. It wasn't until like the last thirty minutes where I started feeling
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  the the fucking little waves like the Humpty Dance. And at the end of
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  the song, I was like, you know, like that little shock g
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  Like I felt like that in my brain and I was like trying to hold
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  it together and not to mention the bricks behind you guys. I don't know
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  how I didn't freak out, but they kept the wall was breathing, so
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  it kept going forward and I'm and I tried not to look at it.
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  I just tried to pay attention to you guys. The black guy with the
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  big dig look like to you, I wasn't you were blocking him show up
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  all the time, like yeah, no, and the like it was that
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  it was that my picture the one of me right there in Canada, and
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  then the ac kept like like breathing, and I was like, Yo,
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  this has to stop. And I said in micro though, so I'm like,
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  yo, this is hitting way too hard. So I'm thinking maybe it
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  was just a little bit strong. It was. No, I'm like,
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  maybe it was the strong part of the sport. So I think it's gonna
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  be over by the time the show's done. I'm supposed to go to the
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  bank, RIGHTO. I'm down there fidgeting and I'm wondering and then be real
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  because then he's like, what's wrong with you? And I'm like, I
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  think Bobo got me dog. He fucking gave me something that was way stronger
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  than it is. He was like, oh, why did you take it
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  from Bobo? You should know he takes it's like strong shit. And I'm
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  like, bro, I think this was like a super dose because it got
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  worse as a name. No, I was like at least three, like
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  two grams and a half three grams maybe, but nothing. You're not ready
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  for nothing in my stomach, I'm it's the only thing is like with it's
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  going along with the bagel and I'm going down there and then be's like laughing
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  and everybody's just like it's gonna be over soon. Bro, just chill,
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  and I'm just like, Bro, I just I don't want to be high
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  no more like stop like it. And it didn't stop to like the beginning
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  of the show till I ate some Mediterranean food and like, and then I
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  kind of like settled down and I like, I kind of started getting the
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  tired, but I'm not gonna lie though. I wasn't ready for it,
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  but I had to write it out and it wasn't the most pleasant thing,
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  but it wasn't unpleasant, but the outcome of it was really great because I
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  felt so refreshed and my energy, Like I felt like a nice little reset
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  where I was like, ah, like you know when you shower on a
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  hot ass day and you come out the shower and you're like, it feels
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  good fresh. I felt like that in my brain, like a weight has
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  been lifted off my shoulders. And then I was like I just started doing
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  shit. I was like, well, time to go back to work.
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  So I felt like it was a subconscious mandatory mushroom trip in a weird way,
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  like I needed to work out through the last time you had one was
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  that Disney and you freaked the fuck out and you told me I'm cool.
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  I'm cool with it for a little bit. I haven't been doing this.
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  I haven't been doing Mushroom since that time. I think we should go back
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  and do a fucking Patron exclusive real like eat two mans right before the show
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  starts. They can see us like that shits gay. I don't know,
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  man, Like last time we didn't remember it was that the studio yeah,
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  man, but it's it's hard to continue, like because you feel you start
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  thinking about all the pressures, bro, and then the moment you start fucking
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  thinking like you don't want to be high, Like I almost I almost don't
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  like the mushroom high. I prefer acid at forever, not the spray for
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  him. Like if I were to get one or two sprays before every show,
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  I'd be cool. Well that's because you're not doing enough. But that's
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  what I mean, that's exactly what I want to micro those just a little
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  bit of fairy dust, like just yeah like that because it makes me feel
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  like you're on some Tinkerbell shit like you got you got that sparkly shit that
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  she's flying around like, because everything feels fucking dope and then you just you
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  just lose, bro. I like the way acid made me feel. I'm
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  just crazy. I haven't asked Kelly Bays for that spray. I'm like,
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  I can't believe I just forgot about it, Like what's he doing? I
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  don't seen him in a wild Oh he's here the whole time, but I'm
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  just like, I'm just wondering. I was like, man, I can't
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  believe that. My brain just decided to block that out. Like my brain
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  was like, no more, askid, can't we can't make you like this.
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  I feel like that was my brain protected me because otherwise, be like,
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  you're gonna like this shit way too much. Gito, kid knows you've
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  you've never taken enough acid. Oh for sure, I'm never taking like a
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  fule. I can tell you that whole I don't want I don't want to
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  take enough acid, bro, Like, I don't want to have this experience
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  that you guys have that has you buying weird fucking muscular pictures from the fucking
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  art shows of like what's inside your penal gland? Like I don't need to
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  know what the fuck's in there. That's where That's what I want like I
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  want to meet Jesus when they talk about meaning Jesus, that's what I think,
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  meaning Jesus when like everything just becoming to like fucking molecules or like you
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  said, like three dimensional figures or like I don't I don't want that,
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  bro. I just want my depression to go away for the day. Huh,
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  secret therapist. No, Like I'm not, and I'm talking about like
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  like not like full of hardcore depression, but just like, hey, bro,
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  like I've got to be hardcore. I'm not having a fucking good day
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  and like little acid spray. Oh shit, everything's great. Yeah, Like
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  that's what like he turns it, turns it around. You know what I
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  want? I want an announcement that we have xarious phone hooked up still right
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  here? Can you make an announcement of the zone? Yep, everybody exact.
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  We are now gonna be able to take aw I was gonna say take
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  acid. We are not gonna be able to take phone calls. And we're
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  gonna listen to the best three hooking up stories. If we're gonna we're gonna
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  give you guys a propan care package with the lanyard and the fucking propan vape.
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  Yeah, the lanyard and the vape. So you get to have a
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  lanyard and a vape. What is it for? What is it? Together?
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  One Patreon exclusive best hookup story, I mean, or craziest hook up
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  story. Maybe somebody shitted on you. It doesn't have to be. It
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  could be maybe it happened your homie. But somebody ate your ass. I
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  don't know. And pal, we think you're lying, you're not qualified.
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  Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna have I'm gonnauy. Yeah, I'm gonna buy
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  at chak fate. Every time we do this, we do these fucking uh
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  these stories. I'm gonna just put it on with the trumpet. But is
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  this Twitch and Patreon or Patreon Patreon exclusive? It's what the five dollars giving
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  you my number? If you out there you've always want to have number on
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  Twitch for five bucks, you're gonna get it today. Don't abuse of it
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  because I will block your number. But look at it there. It is
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  a pretty fucking iPhone twelve. Don't fuck it. No, Pretty didn't buy
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  me? That is everyone got buy me everything. I buy myself my own
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  ship. I don't know. You come in here, with three computers and
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  you're like, Sam trip, what is it predict work because there for work
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  purposes? Okay, to say, is an office fucking computer? Not like
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  predict on it to me? Like he like he engraved and put by my
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  inks. Did you buy the tahoe? Yeah? I bought off my dad
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  on a low low price. How much my dad needed money at the time.
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  How much I get. I gave four grand for it. Man,
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  that's a steel that's steel that's kind of like And the only reason he gave
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  it to me because he said it's staying in the family. And he said
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  I wasn't allowed to sell it because I'll give it to you for four but
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  you can't just flip it tomorrow because that's a thick ass move. And I
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  was like, nah, I love baby girl. Baby Girl's thinking, Yeah,
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  I call it the green Lizzo gave name three eyes. Oi lost,
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  Balma lost balas suallez do do something like that. They showed no Fumi wallesaniamando
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  sallets get in, I lead the vine. Predict can suck a dick.
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  I still don't like him. Damn, I will allow that comment. You
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  did read it about I was like the chat for the chat. He earned
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  it, He earned it. I know it went down over on that side
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  of town, side of town, the town town. No, that's I
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  hate that song. You're listening to it before, so you played it.
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  Alice said she has a good one. Alice said she has a good one.
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  As far as the story is concerns, have you ever had something like
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  go wrong, like you you're doing ano and then ship comes out or something
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  like that. I've had shit particles. Are you doing ano? Well?
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  Like when I pulled my dick out? Oh that's that's that's what I would
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  be afraid of. Yeah, I mean, I guess it happens. I
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  don't know, man, yeah I know. And then like and it was
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  that whole you know me hotel activities. So I didn't go fuck about the
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  sheets all right? Hold hold that how much shit like chili cheese fritos?
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  Nah? Just like like I pulled my dick out, and my dick like
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  grays the sheets. Oh and she was all, you know, how to
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  get issues all embarrassed and she grabs the paint like I didn't see how I
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  like, I didn't see you, Like, I don't think these bitches are
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  supposed to eat before you if you're gonna if you're gonna do ano. There's
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  this like, um, Pamela Anderson she wrote an autobiography or whatever, and
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  there's like a certain chapter where she describes her like the first time she did
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  ain't know and shit and she described how one of the one of the people
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  from the Golden Girls that show thank you actually being a game about ant Bro.
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  There's game. I'm sure there's a game. Dog. I'm sure there's
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  game. There's just no such thing as just like what do you think it
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  was out of the Golden Girls? Do you think it was Betty White oldest
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  one Betty White, not Betty White. The other the tall skinny one Betty
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  White wasn't man l I P thank you for being a friend? Right type
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  that in hips for anal. I'm sure there's some like like one like because
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  I mean like like you said, oh yeah, all I say spot a
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  six or one, not like you said it was unexpected. It's not like
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  I told her like, hey, we're doing ain't like you said? Do
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  you plan for you know? Like, how do you like? How do
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  you how do you like? I mean I'm just saying that, how do
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  you like do you tell like a girl like how do you go about it?
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  Like do you tell a girl? But like, hey man, I'm
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  gonna suck that ass today? All right? Which one? Forty antal sex
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  tips for beginners forty You don't need forty forty things. I used to stick
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  it in like the little TI sticking in little number one, come in the
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  K number two, get inspiration? Huh number three? So you watch like
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  DP or something like that. You watch like fucking like some DP. I
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  can hear every time Xavier gets a text message? Now can you like,
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  oh we got a text from DJ? I can literally I can literally hear
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  anytime you get a text message because I can hear those frequencies on the headphones.
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  I can't hear them. I can hear him. Yeah, that's crazy.
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  You've got in two text messages as you're giving them the phone, but
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  not a phone call, and we need phone calls? Were not yeah yeah,
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  yeah not yet? All right for next one? Wear them up first?
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  Put a finger in there? All right? What finger are you putting
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  in the asshole? Pinky? You gotta start pinky for because we're classy.
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  But if she likes but if she can take a thumb in there, but
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  if she it to time, bro, Like you gotta put a thumb in
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  there if you're gonna shove a dick in there. I don't you gotta put
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  like two fingers in there, bro, because you want her to feel the
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  difference. Yeah, you're preparing it, bro, like you're you're breaking into
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  shoes. Bro, your dick's gonna be bigger than your peaky bro. She
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  didn't even know what's up. Well, let's hope. Next start slowly,
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  start slow, and you can your body. You can't rush into a no,
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  bro, Like I tried that. If it doesn't work out, it's
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  okay to stop, take a break for a minute, minute, hour,
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  even a few days or weeks. Not really what it says, oh no
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  weeks is crazy. Next one considered an enema. What's an enema? That
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  that asshole flushing ship? See? I think that's mad for eight six.
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  I think that's mandatory though. Like, if you're getna fu bro, man,
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  you're really upset about some shit, you could get your chit in faked
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  it, Bro, you gotta cut? What do you mean? No,
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  I don't think like there's a hole in your dick, flush could go in
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  it. You pee it, you pee it out, you pee what I
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  went in there right out. Look, Bro, all I'm saying, I'm
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  not I'm not trying to down with the poop poo and the cock cos and
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  the pps. Bro. I'm like, I'm not. I'm not done with
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  that. Bro. You know what's funny though, no bullshit since like he
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  might be on the live because he called me you know, always throws up
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  when it comes to anal Will throws up. He says. He said one
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  time he's done it, and then he threw up on a bitch. Literally
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  he said, give me a second boot and then went and throw up.
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  Like why he can't look at the asshart or what you just said? It's
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  smell. I don't know. Maybe it was a girl's smile, but he
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  said it was too much going on. Bro, I've never thrown up Like
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  I was just like, yeah, whatever, fine, I've never wanted to
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  throw up during sex, Like I've never wanted to throw up at all,
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  Like just I felt like tired, you know what. Yeah, I have,
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  but it's been because of the cocaine. Like you know, your heart's
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  going crazy and you're like yeah, like and then they like they like you're
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  putting it work. You're over there going pound Town just took a bitch down.
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  Yeah, but you're over here just you're putting it and work dog.
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  But like and then like when you're done, you're like, you know,
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  you're all sweaty, you feel like rambo. You're like, oh, you're
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  like, I gotta go to the bathroom. And she thinks it's like she
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  might think it's because you're like you like doing stick or something. It's like,
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  no, bitch, I'm just I'm a cooke. Adding see that is
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  the time you should wrap your willie. When all right, I do you
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  wear a condom or do you now wear a column? Chat room? Do
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  you wear a condom or do you now wear you never wear once? You
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  don't wear a condom. The bitch you never put a condom back on like
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  that. And if you do that, think she's probably being a horn.
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  The only reason that you should put a condom back on after you hit that
• 19:41
  bitch raw. He hit that bitch raw. There's no really a condom unless
• 19:44
  you're like I've been sleeping around. But then she's gonna ask you why unless
• 19:47
  she's going around town town my booty hole brown, my pussy pink, my
• 19:52
  buddy hole bro Next to next to prep and last, how do you prep?
• 20:03
  Well, that's why. Hey, that's why they you fucking take that
• 20:04
  soupid what is it? Poplish your fingers or a small anal plug before leaving
• 20:10
  or having anal sex. Okay, look, if you're gonna fuck a girl
• 20:11
  in the ass, I feel like you have to have like anal beach or
• 20:15
  something before, like at least training and like or at least one of those
• 20:18
  plugs you know, with the next little like rhymestone or something like that,
• 20:21
  Like you put one of those and get like, bitch, if you could
• 20:22
  last with this on your ass for like, I don't want to. I
• 20:25
  don't. I don't want this kind of hot. I don't want to.
• 20:27
  Like it does look good, it's like it's like you don't want to.
• 20:30
  It's like a tongue ring for your asshole. You'd be cool there, like
• 20:32
  inserting that like just fucking around because you get it takes time to put the
• 20:34
  whole anal. You're bigger than that. So why am I worrying? Like
• 20:37
  I don't, I'm not. I just put I just go in. Dogs,
• 20:40
  this is going in. There's a paranoid about anal sex coming, all
• 20:42
  right, next one, don't worry about appearances and experiment with positions. Yeah,
• 20:48
  if that bitch has a ham rings, I'm out. That's I mean,
• 20:52
  that's what I meant about appearances. That's what she meant dorm about.
• 20:55
  Every asshole is different, I would assume. Yeah, like not every assholes
• 21:00
  brown she bleached it. Some of them are peak bleached it. It's just
• 21:06
  everybody's gotta count the rings. No, that step like an old type of
• 21:12
  where it was spaghetti in it. Oh with the yellow film. Next one
• 21:18
  lube up. Yeah, I see. Loube is like you can't just spit
• 21:22
  on it, Like it's not like the pussy, like the pussy. If
• 21:25
  it's not, you use it. I've never used loupe because the pussy is
• 21:27
  wet enough. That is the loop. Dog. Yeah, but for the
• 21:30
  asshole or asshole that digs wet from the pussy, the asshole doesn't produce,
• 21:36
  like I know it doesn't, but I used them, I don't know.
• 21:38
  Dog. Applying loop throughout the anal sex experience is key because the rectum absorbs
• 21:44
  water as part of its function to propel stool to leave the body. But
• 21:48
  it sounds like it literally sounds like you shouldn't be sticking nothing up in there.
• 21:52
  Sometimes water based loops dry out faster than silicon or hybrid loubes. But
• 21:56
  not all people or toys work best with all loops, So play and try
• 22:00
  until you find the right ones you like best. This next, and this
• 22:07
  is crucial. You got a bowl many you bone to the song. I
• 22:26
  never felt hope that this is a boning song, not dailing mind. Yeah,
• 22:33
  I would bump this song, dude, but your dad was bumping it
• 22:37
  because he was bled dog. Oh yeah he knew. Yeah, bro bright
• 22:45
  here like boning. Yeah, it has a good temple you can bout oh
• 22:56
  yeah, yeah yeah the man out and yeah, yeah it works. So
• 23:02
  what's the next tip? Tip? This was a crucial one. Actually,
• 23:07
  you know it supplies for everybody. Use a condom? Can you get assholes
• 23:12
  like diseases? That's how you get aids? Full through as you were retarded
• 23:17
  if you have a cut. I guess, how do you think gay guys
• 23:19
  get aids? Ain't no sex? Yeah I know, but like what about
• 23:23
  anal sex? Man? It gives you aids? You get cuts because it's
• 23:26
  fucking tired. You gotta think about it like sometimes when like I guess,
• 23:30
  when you're doing it even if you're doing it vaginally you're not using enough lube
• 23:33
  or there's just not enough and you're not circumcised. You can cut your dick.
• 23:37
  Your dick can like you know, make get a rash and get a
• 23:40
  cut, like you said, you know you ever got a cut from checking
• 23:41
  off too much? You already like no nog I've never I stopped at three
• 23:48
  dogs after three yea three, I mean not done four. But that's like
• 23:55
  because I waited a good amount like you being cooked out ever being cool,
• 24:06
  like you're just I just can't get it to go down, Like, yeah,
• 24:11
  bro, you just go a little bit to it this check this.
• 24:12
  Since anal tissue is fragile and suspectable shout out appropriately suspectable to microscopic tears.
• 24:21
  Having annual sex without a column could cause the bacteria already in your anal cavity
• 24:26
  to your bloodstream. Not good, says doctor twitt Osmoses Jones food Chris Rock
• 24:33
  going up in that ass. That's a crazy movie. It actually is.
• 24:37
  No you hear what what Kid Rock says in that movie? Right? You
• 24:44
  know there is? It is a crazy movie. He's he's I can't wait
• 24:47
  to go under these like to go into these underage something like that. Like
• 24:51
  but if you watch the movie, it's yeah. But everybody in the chat
• 24:53
  room, I want to know, have you guys, the gentlemen, have
• 24:57
  you guys ever cut yourself from jagging off too hard? Because I ever,
• 25:02
  like this is a serious question. Have you guys ever cut yourself from jacking
• 25:04
  off too hard? You know what you know? Are you know what leads
• 25:07
  to that? When you're like, we're on a sick one, bro.
• 25:10
  Like like when you're like when you're on a sick one, bro, and
• 25:12
  then you just start jerking it, but like you don't even like there's it's
• 25:15
  it's dry food because you're cooked out, so you're forcing your dick to wake
• 25:18
  up. So you're like, come on, we good. You're just like
• 25:22
  you're like you're trying to keep going, bro. You are the things that
• 25:25
  you can get. And then Eileen Divine and you know said it pretty briefly,
• 25:29
  an'tal fissures and polyps whatever that is? Polyps is that shit to cancer?
• 25:34
  No, Like, polyps is like those little those little those things on
• 25:37
  the side of your asshole and they have to fucking like you have to remove
• 25:41
  them. I would keep right. People, the YouTube chat room is saying,
• 25:52
  David says, yes, I've cut myself. King Flame says set set
• 25:57
  Piece get the kids said yes, of course he would, Bro, like
• 26:03
  Ada I did. Yeah. Yeah, you're focused too much. Dog.
• 26:07
  Somebody says, I got chafed. Oh that's worse for like honestly, chack
• 26:11
  like like chaffe is even worse than that cut because the cut you can kind
• 26:15
  of ignore. But when you're chafed, Rosalo, you gotta put the donacles
• 26:21
  every like every two hours. Bro, you get like, I ain't gonna
• 26:22
  lie. Bro. I fucking powder my balls. Dog, I don't like
• 26:25
  that of that ship. Bro. I like I have like I used to
• 26:29
  the order in the Mandscape de order in shout out to Manscape because no I
• 26:33
  used that now, but I have I have powder. I have that preserver
• 26:37
  that's no, but I had powder before that that I was using before that
• 26:40
  where I'm just like, yo, man, I gotta did you get the
• 26:41
  wipes? I have my own wife. No, no, no, but
• 26:45
  they have the map in the box. In the box, yeah, I
• 26:48
  saw. I didn't know the menthos, I don't know. I use those
• 26:52
  shows like I use this thing called the Executive wipes, So you're about to
• 26:57
  get your dick sucked. There's just one business, one brand I used.
• 27:02
  It's called the Executive Wives, a guide from Amazon. That shit makes your
• 27:04
  dick smell like cool water. Like you just like like you're like yo,
• 27:07
  We're like I'm thinking. I'm like, yo, you're about to get your
• 27:10
  dick suck or something like that. You're like, hey, oh yeah,
• 27:11
  cool water on my penis. I mean, dude, you've done it right.
• 27:18
  Somebody said, damn, you're hurting yourself on accident. You put like
• 27:23
  some what's that ship used as an athlete, uh, tough acting ten,
• 27:30
  acting about uncles, right, oh, not on your fucking dick full.
• 27:34
  I'm talking about an athlete when you have that fucking uh icy hot on your
• 27:40
  balls on accident? No oh you know no, no, not like that.
• 27:44
  Had I had my like my fucking hamstring as a tough acting today,
• 27:49
  pray, what the fuck do you think anybody's done that? Can you get
• 27:56
  ogles on your Do you think anybody's seen something on their dick? And they're
• 27:59
  like, that's tough ongle? So they went to the store, they bought
• 28:03
  some fucking some like on sign and they just put an ongle sign on their
• 28:07
  dick thinking it's your fucking herpes. Latin Latinos probably have tried it, Bro,
• 28:11
  because Latinos would believing any fucking thing on TV, Bro, like you
• 28:15
  remember, oh yeah, yeah, like freaking if it wasn't even a doctor.
• 28:22
  I don't think or like that. They'll have they'll have a you know
• 28:30
  what I mean, what is it they'll have or they'll have UM what is
• 28:34
  it? Um? They would have they would have, um what is it?
• 28:40
  They would have like hell of different characters on sign remember that ship.
• 28:47
  Have you ever um, have you ever used a jock strap? No?
• 28:49
  I never played any of those sports that require never used a jock strap.
• 28:53
  I wouldn't even know how to put it on. I would look like,
• 28:56
  yeah, what sports do that is? Baseball? Hoopapa for jurnal like tackle
• 29:03
  football? Yeah, by the way, I see you guys are on here
• 29:06
  on Twitch. Honestly, I would just go to the I would just go
• 29:08
  to the YouTube blank. Yeah, it's like just joined the Patreon. I
• 29:12
  would go to the YouTube blank because that's what we're gonna do, the propen
• 29:15
  giveaway and if they're if all fifty or you motherfucker's go from the Twitch to
• 29:21
  uh to to the what is it? Uh? What is it uh?
• 29:23
  To the to the I'm sorry to the YouTube on the Patreon, and I'll
• 29:27
  make it a lot easier. Man. I might do two giveaways. Damn
• 29:30
  Xaia chooses the nicest nugs dog, I'd be like, damn dog. Yeah,
• 29:37
  I know, I'd just like to give you shit. Yeah, I
• 29:38
  did get some us. What happens? Is there you finding with your girlfriend
• 29:45
  fucked up an ounce? Usually I asked for announce a week you asked that.
• 29:51
  You asked for announced? Like did she give it to you? I
• 29:53
  order an oounce and then when I try to pay for it, you don't
• 29:56
  have to. Damn you, I or I feel I'm a pay You know
• 30:00
  that's kind of tight. Huh. Yeah, there she got rated today.
• 30:06
  That's means it wasn't illegal. Yeah, it's never there. No, no,
• 30:08
  no, it's not legal never. Oh damn she got rated today.
• 30:12
  It was bad a lot of cash. When a lot of cash gone,
• 30:17
  you had to go bail her out. No, no, she don't work
• 30:19
  there. She was kind of that's crazy. That's crazy. I didn't know.
• 30:23
  I guess there's like and I went to one of the shops. It's
• 30:26
  so fucking it's so like like thirty five cap and there's like nothing but our
• 30:30
  meaning guys there. Oh yeah, no, it was It's just like I
• 30:33
  think it's a park or something like that, but it's just it's weird.
• 30:36
  I didn't know they were still rating these and they raided them. Like take
• 30:40
  all the money, yeah, take all the cash. There's no you're not
• 30:42
  even giving a wrest on there. You're not even you're not even gonna go
• 30:45
  to court. You're just trying to hurt the business. You're like, hey,
• 30:47
  we're gonna take everything, and that's it. That's literally. She's like,
• 30:49
  dude, we're literally just gonna fucking change the name. We'll be up
• 30:52
  up tomorrow. And I'm like, they don't have a warrant out for this
• 30:56
  business. They can't come in. Damn. That's wild. And I'm like,
• 31:02
  oh, the hustle is still. I thought that was over, but
• 31:04
  obviously now people are still getting raided. Bro, Like, I feel that,
• 31:07
  Um, I haven't really seen it. Do you remember that one time
• 31:11
  the next door got raided? Right? I don't remember. It's been a
• 31:15
  while. I don't remember. I remember that fucking day. That ship was
• 31:18
  crazy, man, Like, so right next door. That place has been
• 31:22
  everything, bro. They even have after hours there there. It's been like
• 31:25
  literally everything, bro. And there was one time we were all kicking it
• 31:29
  there, bro, and we just seen, like I don't nowhere from right
• 31:32
  there, the main street right there, and all the and the other interesances
• 31:34
  because there's three interests to the street. So all entrances had different cars,
• 31:38
  not even cop cars. One of them was like an old school, fucking
• 31:41
  buncket Corolla with four cops in there. The other one was a fucking old
• 31:45
  ass suv. The other one was like some nice explorer and they all just
• 31:49
  pulled up and these fools jumped out dog and they were just they bat they
• 31:53
  battery the batter m yeah, batter ram dad about the door and knocked it
• 32:00
  down. They got a bunch of Asian foods out of there, and because
• 32:01
  there was a sweatshop going on there too, Yeah, there was a sweatshot
• 32:05
  fool, and they took out a whole bunch of fucking like uh like Asian
• 32:09
  workers and all this shit. They arrested a bunch of people. They took
• 32:12
  out a few peas, and they tried to come up in this studio food
• 32:15
  and then Broa was like, He's like, I don't know what the fuck
• 32:16
  you guys think we gotta going in here, but you guys want to come
• 32:19
  watch the shore Wood. And then like then they were just like well like
• 32:23
  because they kept they kept fucking going, bro, they said we were like
• 32:25
  working with them and all this shit. And then he was like it was
• 32:29
  like, look, man, I don't even need to, but I just
• 32:30
  want you guys to let us do the show. So what's up. Come
• 32:32
  take a look the bitch. They came in here and they were like no,
• 32:36
  they just literally walked up to the front and they were just like there's
• 32:37
  a whole difference. Yeah. Yeah, they're like, yeah, this isn't.
• 32:39
  Yeah, I mean for anybody who doesn't walk in or you walk in
• 32:43
  right away, you're like, yo, this isn't. This is legit.
• 32:49
  Yeah, it's I don't know as far as like that's but that's been like
• 32:52
  a common thing here, man, Like I remember, at least for a
• 32:55
  while, I don't know where all these girls are going. Now, you
• 32:58
  know what, saw the Chinese growing this shit here? Now, Chinese motherfucker's
• 33:01
  grow this ship China, China, hin nah, And they don't how to
• 33:07
  grow some ship. But it's like they don't how to grow it, un
• 33:09
  like that mass scale where it's like we don't care if there's a few ugg
• 33:13
  nugs. It's not about perfection. Can't fuck with that ship. You gotta
• 33:17
  get it from his own. I mean, I mean, you're that's fucking
• 33:21
  up because those hundred dollars boxes that are sold out, people are getting hooked
• 33:25
  out. Oh it's funny because every once in a while, you know,
• 33:28
  I go check it out and like, oh, you got any solar boxes
• 33:30
  and it'll be gone, There'll be one box or a day or two,
• 33:34
  and then someone caps on him like, Yo, you really fucking you're gonna
• 33:37
  win on that. Yeah. And I found out what the person bought in
• 33:42
  on my fucking website Salute to the mostly Yeah, and that person bought the
• 33:45
  jacket, that one of one jacket that I posted up this food fucking bot
• 33:49
  it. Dog, holy shit, Dylan, I appreciate you, and it
• 33:53
  was dope meaning you this's just gonna fit you pretty good, honestly, Dog,
• 33:57
  you're literally worried. My birthday present like that I got from myself that
• 34:00
  I wanted to rock. But I'm like, this fucking stupid bitch didn't make
• 34:05
  it the right A throw my fourth jacket? Four jacket did I make with
• 34:07
  you? You get my size wrong? Bitch? Still making two of these.
• 34:10
  I couldn't even I couldn't even fucking h I was like, what it
• 34:16
  wasn't comfortable, Like how my Jurassic Park one is, how the other ones
• 34:21
  are where I'm just like, you're Terminator one is hard. I wanted it
• 34:23
  to be that loose and this shit like because it's tapestry. I'm like,
• 34:27
  nah, I don't like this shit. Somebody said, how do I find
• 34:30
  the live everybody just joined the Patreon. Once you joined the Patreon, you
• 34:35
  go to the live feed the latest one. There'll be two videos. It
• 34:38
  says one that's a pre show and there's one with the Both of them have
• 34:43
  the flyers for today, so one of them says the actual show. It
• 34:45
  says we don't beat this heat the same or something like that. You click
• 34:49
  on that, click on that link. It takes you to a chat room,
• 34:52
  takes you to YouTube. It's just five bucks and you're set up every
• 34:54
  time, and you get to see other ship as well there as well on
• 34:57
  there as well. Sorry, you get to see some mother shit on there
• 35:00
  as well, sorry about that. I've been smoking hella fucking weed. I'm
• 35:05
  reading some of the comments on twitch right now. Somebody said, man could
• 35:07
  get East infections if you don't shower the night after sex sometimes. But what
• 35:13
  is that? What is the East infection? I man, you just get
• 35:15
  cheese on your dick. I don't know, but you really shower? Yeah?
• 35:19
  I usually trying to shower. Nah, I pass. I'm tired.
• 35:22
  If I don't shower, I'm using executive wipes on my dick. I don't
• 35:27
  even fucking move after you get picked. Fuck you, you just la,
• 35:35
  You're just laying there. Just took a bitch down you because usually I'm drunk.
• 35:42
  I smoked the joint. What I'm going straight up bad with me.
• 35:49
  I'm gonna jump in the shower, might wipe my dick down, That's what
• 35:52
  I'm saying. You at least got a white you know, wipe a bitch
• 35:54
  down. Yeah, bro, that I don't know. Man. Like I
• 36:00
  saw this meme earlier today and it was like me Kenny trying to handle a
• 36:04
  towel and this hot ass heat after he finished sucking. It was like a
• 36:07
  dandy Divito naked, like all sweaty every time are those memes real? Right?
• 36:13
  Has he got a naked on film? Like is Danny Divido has it?
• 36:16
  Like all those memes of him like naked or is that him? I
• 36:19
  don't know, I haven't seen it. Like there's like a lot of memes
• 36:21
  of him naked or like his body, like like his ass show and the
• 36:24
  like that. I'm like, that's and it's a very like odd person.
• 36:27
  Like it's a very odd shaped person. Daddy Divito is like a very short.
• 36:30
  Is he considered the midget? Nah, we're like the same size if
• 36:35
  anything? No, no, no, he's probably a little slightly you know,
• 36:38
  I'm taller than him. Yeah, I mean but he played penguin,
• 36:44
  right, yeah, yes, he was the best penguin. I don't like
• 36:46
  the New Penguin. I didn't like the new Batman with a New Penguin.
• 36:50
  Bro. I saw it on the way on the way back from Japan.
• 36:52
  It was it was cool because it was it was like available for free from
• 36:57
  first class and I was like, oh cool, but it may Batman looked
• 37:00
  like such a bitch bro Like in that movie, it was so whack.
• 37:05
  He's fucking over water, the fucking waters, drowning the citizens. He can't
• 37:09
  shoot nobody. They're shooting him, like, yo, kick some fucking ass,
• 37:13
  bro, Like you made yourself look like such a bitch. I fucking
• 37:16
  hated that Batman, Bro. He's the what you call it the email Batman
• 37:22
  dude in that movie. Literally, I mean the penguin was cool, bro.
• 37:25
  The he was cool. He wasn't like bad. But I like the
• 37:28
  Danny DeVito penguin because like remember here was like, ah, I mean bet
• 37:31
  that guy's nose that s it was crazy. And then the Batman returns,
• 37:36
  but I don't know the new one bro, where like he's hanging and like
• 37:39
  it just made Batman looks so weak, bro, And I really Batman is
• 37:43
  supposed to be tough dude, like Michael Keaton. He's always gonna be my
• 37:46
  my favorite Batman to this day. Bro, Michael Keaton was the best one.
• 37:51
  He got to fuck Michelle Peiffer hypothetically speaking in the movie. And then
• 37:54
  we yeah, Greys there and has there been any real penetration in any real
• 38:00
  movie that isn't a portal that? A weird question is that, like you
• 38:06
  know what I mean, you're already there. I mean, like, yeah,
• 38:08
  sauces on top of you she's obviously hot. You know what you are?
• 38:12
  All right? How about it we talking? How about we say how
• 38:14
  about we say what movie scene we think penetration happened? I know which one
• 38:17
  that I'm I'm a beat money it happened? Which one Monster Ball with Harry
• 38:22
  Berry and uh Bob and and and and what's his name? I think Billy
• 38:28
  Bob Thorny really fucked Halle Berry. I haven't seen that movie alone. They
• 38:31
  have a meano fucking scene bow where you're like, I remember watching that shame
• 38:35
  when I was younger. I'm like, oh, like you, and not
• 38:42
  that I got hard to this, but I know it's okay food the bottle
• 38:47
  because you said that he's like broke back and they're gonna they're gonna look at
• 38:51
  me. I'm like, the words can slip shit with you, that is.
• 38:57
  And they always wonders like why don't you post anything good? Because there
• 39:00
  was enough flat four dropped in that fucking clip of mine? So what movie
• 39:02
  is it? Anyways? The movie that I think for sure, not that
• 39:06
  I had a boner in there, but for sure I know the guy in
• 39:07
  the movie had a boner was mclovin and super Bad when that chick was on
• 39:13
  top of them. That was okay, bro, they're they're not even eighteen.
• 39:17
  I think in the movie they're young, bro, and you got chick
• 39:20
  on top of you. Damn both of them, the Gloves and the other
• 39:23
  one. You know how they both are making up with the chicks. I
• 39:25
  think they both had like they were literally they're like, this is this is
• 39:29
  what acting is? Um? I forgot which character he was, like,
• 39:32
  what's super bad? Were um the parent had to be present during that?
• 39:37
  Oh it's him. It's Gloved. I think, I think what love It
• 39:40
  wasn't eighteen. That's why I'm saying that. Actually think it's the the chick
• 39:45
  who was hooking up with Michael Sarah. It was like, shoot, well
• 39:49
  because she gets she tries to give him a blow job, remember a blow
• 39:52
  a blowy she gets call a blow us the wires. Don't call it a
• 39:54
  blowy. Bitch be out there and never say can I give you a blowy?
• 39:59
  Yeah, don't give me. I feel like Away talks the bitches to
• 40:01
  offer him a blowy, like you want me to give you a blow me
• 40:06
  anyway? Anyway, it's badass. It's a good bromance movie. Yeah,
• 40:12
  it's a grateful. Super Bad's a great movie to watch, makes you want
• 40:15
  to cry a little bit. We gotta go. We gotta do a High
• 40:19
  Hungry at that liquor store, just like a quick one, which one,
• 40:22
  oh yeah, because he's like, yeah, we got we gotta just go,
• 40:23
  like, we gotta just do a real quick one. By the way,
• 40:25
  we are working on different stuff for you guys. All right, so
• 40:29
  believe me, you guys might as well follow my YouTube page that he's on
• 40:32
  page because I have this series that's gonna involve High and Hungry that's gonna be
• 40:37
  coming up there. It's gonna be completely separated, and I'm gonna put you
• 40:38
  onto some shit. It's gonna change the way you it's gonna change the way
• 40:43
  you go about eating out. And I'm saving you some money. I'm getting
• 40:46
  you with good quality food and I'm getting into you for a fourth of the
• 40:50
  price. And it's fucking it's it's you're saving the planet. At the same
• 40:53
  time, I'm telling you follow my ease on YouTube page because I got a
• 40:57
  whole new series coming out and Ray's gonna be Ray myself are gonna be doing
• 41:00
  it. Of course, it's gonna be associated with High Hungry. It's not
• 41:04
  the high Hungry chain, but it's gonna be a little bit more cleaner where
• 41:07
  we don't, you know what I mean, excited to see what a hind
• 41:10
  hungry ease on Circle K edition quick one. I was thinking about, you
• 41:15
  know, you know, because you're always so lost on when I get a
• 41:17
  Circle K I want to know, I was thinking, I was thinking about
• 41:20
  doing I was thinking about doing like a fucking like like not a trailer trash
• 41:23
  edition, but like you know where you just go to like fucking like little
• 41:27
  spots like where it's like a bro this gas station right here, Yeah,
• 41:30
  like where it's like really quick, nothing fancy, Like you're like like like
• 41:35
  we're on the way to Vegas. You're like on the way to Vegas.
• 41:37
  Everybody makes a stop here. It doesn't look like the most craziest spot,
• 41:39
  but the lines are crazy because tacos are this ship, you know what I
• 41:44
  mean? Yeah, I think you should make more like in like quick little
• 41:45
  ones like you're hind hungry, you're on the goal because I mean, I
• 41:50
  know you some of your guys restaurants are pricey. But I don't want to
• 41:52
  quick hind hungry because you know, sometimes you go to Circle Kke and they
• 41:55
  got wings and they got peak circles high, and you're like, I should
• 42:00
  I, but you know, Circle K Chicken. I don't pump. I
• 42:04
  don't pump gas it's Circle K because I always want to get some fried chicken
• 42:08
  strips and I always would be like, can you make them fresh? And
• 42:12
  I'll be like, it's okay, I'll wait. I'm smoking in the car,
• 42:14
  but usually rolling day, but you should, but you should. But
• 42:17
  usually if I ever stopped buying a Circle K, that's when I'm like a
• 42:21
  puff penny puff Pendi's neighborhood where it's safe. I don't got some motherfucker it's
• 42:25
  gonna be coming up to me like brick Baby from No Jumper and Ship,
• 42:29
  where I gotta worry about pointing to go. I'll keep you at him.
• 42:30
  What else we should do? I'm hind hungry. Don't don't get the sushi
• 42:35
  and I'll eat it. I'm just kidding. No, I don't want to
• 42:38
  have you ever thought about getting sushi from from from a gas station. There's
• 42:42
  a few places where like, I ain't gonna lie where it's Lately I have
• 42:45
  been more open to saying like, hey man on some real shit, you
• 42:49
  could have done better, a better job on these eggs or like I'm some
• 42:51
  real shit you could have done them because like, I can't be biased,
• 42:53
  bro, I can't be like a as much as I as much as I
• 42:55
  look up to Guy Fieri and like the greats like that, I can't read
• 43:00
  like be biased about certain ship when it comes to like, um, like
• 43:05
  being one hundred percent. It's like I went to like I'll have it eating
• 43:07
  at Sam's in Denver. It's like a fiery spot. Was it cool?
• 43:10
  Did it have variety? Yes? It was great. Was it worthy of
• 43:15
  it being on fucking the Food Network? No? Do you think it's all
• 43:21
  hype? You think it's bullshit. I don't think all all those are a
• 43:22
  great place. I thought it had a great menu, and I thought it
• 43:24
  was great with portions of ship and how many places can you really feature?
• 43:28
  But there's a few places, like the places that we went to that he
• 43:31
  had been to in Vegas, those are great. Well, you know I
• 43:34
  know what place is great because they made it even bigger now it's opened twenty
• 43:37
  four hours. Is that place at breakfast place I took you for breakfast called
• 43:43
  Mills. I took you for breakfastwhere going on the dyning in my bad at
• 43:45
  breakfast in the morning when we got there, when we had the nounced take
• 43:49
  what's that place that you're going? They have a sick ass bloody mary in
• 43:52
  Vegas. Oh the pepper mill that's opened twenty four hours now. Yeah,
• 43:57
  the pepper mill has been open twenty four hours. Oh. I just I
• 44:00
  just saw the I just saw thinking. I was like, damn, he's
• 44:01
  almost right. This place was gonna pop off because we went there when it
• 44:05
  was like only in the mornings. Well, yeah, I don't. I
• 44:07
  don't know. You gotta remind me because I don't know which Yeah, Peppermine
• 44:12
  has been been there, But then again, it was only like that because
• 44:14
  like the Yeah, they were body still getting used to all the changes,
• 44:16
  Yeah, because they were Yeah. Yeah. Somebody says he's one only goes
• 44:22
  to full service pumps. Yeah, bro, I mean I don't like the
• 44:24
  food pumping my gas, bro, But iut everybody. I would not pump
• 44:28
  gas in the ghetto. I don't like that ship. Bro. I don't
• 44:31
  know why we do. I feel in dangerous shop. How much I paid
• 44:34
  for gas? There should be a fool they're pumping my fucking gas dog.
• 44:38
  I'll pay, yeah, if I want premium. Premium means someone's here bumping
• 44:43
  my gas dog. I don't want to get out the car. I'm on
• 44:45
  a phone call, my business phone call. I gotta walk and talk to
• 44:49
  fucking some Pisa, some Hindu, some seventeen year old that don't want to
• 44:53
  be there at seventeen. Why do you say like that, he's like some
• 44:55
  Hindu. They're never happy because I always pump gas literally late at night for
• 45:00
  some reason. I always I always go in the morning because I know crime
• 45:04
  sleeps, yeah, And I'm always an idiot. I'm always like, literally,
• 45:07
  I'm like, if I don't pump gas right now, like crime sleeps,
• 45:08
  like you know what I mean, Like at least that part of crime
• 45:10
  where they're out there doing it. It's like, hey, by the time
• 45:13
  I'm awake, foods are just barely going to sleep. Yeah, bro,
• 45:17
  got you gotta think of the mind of a criminal. Bro. We're surrounded
• 45:20
  by him in California. And I was just like, I'd just be like
• 45:23
  observing. Should I'd be like when it's the time where I don't see all
• 45:27
  the bums at the gas station. I literally, I mean you gotta also
• 45:30
  be smart people. People be thinking, they're like, you gotta protect us
• 45:34
  the cops. You gotta do this. You also gotta be smart stupid.
• 45:37
  Don't be fucking going to pump gass and all these dangerous gas stations knowing that
• 45:40
  you got like two hoods fighting at this gas station. Maybe driving extra mile.
• 45:45
  You know what's going on in your neighborhood. You know that if there's
• 45:47
  gang fucking graffiti being crossed out every week, somebody's fighting, that's where the
• 45:52
  chief gases that dog. It's not worth my life, I understand, but
• 45:57
  sometimes ampm gas for walking four fifty. You gotta go to Compton, and
• 46:04
  I'm good, I know what you mean. But when you're in the struggle,
• 46:07
  you're like, man, you just gotta look out, like you said,
• 46:09
  But you're right. If you do, you do. Gotta get it
• 46:12
  in the hood, get it out a better time. Yeah, we didn't
• 46:15
  get it around one in the one, one two in the morning. Like
• 46:16
  minds like, I'm not lying, I do fuck up. I'm be getting
• 46:19
  gas at random ass times, even built up music. Fill up your tank
• 46:22
  all the way. I do, fill it up all the way. But
• 46:23
  no, no, yeah, I don't know like, I can't stand that.
• 46:28
  Example. I mean, do you feel your gas up, gas tank
• 46:30
  all the way? Ray? Fuck? No, No, you let up
• 46:34
  to where I fucking need it. You never feels comes up and down?
• 46:37
  Baby, tell them Ray, yeah I do. I fucking tell automotive expert
• 46:44
  will tell you the same. A dealership guy will tell you. No,
• 46:45
  I feel it up. I do thirty bucks. I do thirty bucks.
• 46:49
  I don't get me wrong. You should fill it up at least like halfway
• 46:54
  and thing. Every Sunday after the swarm, I fill up my car,
• 46:59
  my car all the way. You can stow by Costco. I feel like
• 47:01
  you that time. No, I just I just I stopped by the Arcoum
• 47:05
  or the seventy six by by Golden West, and then I just like,
• 47:09
  I'll do you all week. Yeah, for the most part. Sometimes I've
• 47:13
  had it, like if I'm going out with my lady, I'll like I'll
• 47:15
  have to hit up like on a Saturday. Maybe I'm at the earliest,
• 47:19
  but usually yeah, like it's not even it's not even that far gas.
• 47:22
  It's cheap in Denver, it's like three thirty. Yeah. I was like,
• 47:24
  damn. I was like, hey, this is tight America California my
• 47:29
  best Yeah, California News Times, California It what's up with that that Obama
• 47:34
  food, the Obama chef. Yeah, I heard that food saw Michelle's dick
• 47:38
  exactly right. Dog, he saw Michelle's dick. It was bigger than him.
• 47:43
  She walked up, She walked up to him, but he was like
• 47:45
  up, nigga BBC. She walked up to him like Jason Love. Just
• 47:54
  imagine b Yeah, yeah, I mean, like, I mean, how
• 47:59
  do you think at that point, I would be like, bitch, stop
• 48:02
  playing with me. Just walk around here. The only way not to get
• 48:05
  killed if you see Michelle Michael Obama's dick and you gotta start sucking it,
• 48:08
  all right? So here I am. You see Michelle Obama's dick, and
• 48:10
  you don't want to die, you better start sucking it. But all right,
• 48:15
  So here's the thing, is that the conspiracy. Is that a real
• 48:17
  conspiracy? That schel Obama's a dude? No, okay, I know that's
• 48:21
  a real conspiracy. Boat Do you know anything, mister fucking conspiracy over here?
• 48:24
  Why did why? Why? Is is? This is kind of mysterious
• 48:27
  because Obama didn't really have a lot of a lot of animosity so for the
• 48:31
  like, he wasn't even drowning in a place where he could swim. Exactly.
• 48:35
  Do you know who else the chef's died? The Clintons chef has died.
• 48:38
  No, he's at your house all the time, dog, he hears
• 48:42
  something. You think Bill Clinton's chef died too, mysteriously In the po Bill
• 48:47
  Clinton the Clintons, they literally have over over I'm not even lying over fifty
• 48:52
  bodies that are dead. And they were friends, lawyers, amigos, and
• 48:57
  they're all suicides. Typing up the Clint's body count. Damn, there's a
• 49:04
  whole website about the Clain body count. Xavier, who fucking cares, dude?
• 49:08
  I mean no, because we were talking about, like, Yo,
• 49:12
  what's up with this Obama chef drowning like you eat devils? Found drowning in
• 49:15
  a place where you can't you don't even swim. Yeah, and I'm telling
• 49:19
  him he saw Michelle Obama's dick and they had to kill him. That must
• 49:22
  offered him. They told him, you gotta suck it if you want to
• 49:25
  die. He said, no, I'm a real man. Yeah, Obama
• 49:30
  walked him. He was like, damn, I'm sorry. I'm always gonna
• 49:37
  ask this fucking question, where can I see this legal documentation isn't dead?
• 49:43
  He needs a chef. Why is a chef that a young chef that you
• 49:45
  don't think maybe her documentation any fucking Laurie would ask the same thing. Okay,
• 49:50
  okay, okay, you're right, you're right right, there's no document
• 49:52
  you're saying. I don't believe you, but I gotta see some fucking you
• 49:57
  know, I gotta see something you think you think that you think the chef
• 49:59
  walked into the bedroom and that food was like like no, but like hey,
• 50:13
  but for real though, like what like what would like what do you
• 50:16
  think happened though? Because how did they like okay, they found that food
• 50:20
  drown right, like, like what did you did you think that? Obama
• 50:23
  was like they already know, Like how do you think Obama? He was
• 50:27
  like they already know black people can't swim. It's gonna make sense. He's
• 50:30
  like that, you know, He's like, I'm gonna tell him if the
• 50:31
  headlines, but Chelle, you start rying, like I'm gonna get down to
• 50:37
  it right now. This this chef drowned right in a pool, right,
• 50:42
  It wasn't a pool. It was a pond or some shit. Right,
• 50:45
  you can't swim in that water. I don't think it. Like from my
• 50:47
  understand, how did he so you're telling me he doesn't know how to swim.
• 50:51
  No, I'm saying he was in a I think I don't think he
• 50:52
  was in an actual like swimming pool. He was in like like a different
• 50:58
  kind of body of water, not like a public body of water, but
• 51:01
  like a ponder or like I don't know what to do, but he could
• 51:05
  make sure I could be wrong. Was it a pool? Looks young?
• 51:12
  He reminded me of Creed. He was in a paddle boarding death. He
• 51:15
  was in a paddle board. How convenient, How convenient he heard something he
• 51:22
  wasn't supposed to hear. Dude, that's what happens. Dude. You hear
• 51:24
  something, can't be another suicide. What are the chance to this was a
• 51:28
  paddle boarding accident, you know, Rich, we gotta gotta lake one of
• 51:32
  the paddleboarding accident. Never know how to paddle board, You don't how paddleboard?
• 51:36
  You die like I see, I wouldn't. I wouldn't put myself in
• 51:38
  these predicaments. I'd be like beach like if you want to take me out
• 51:42
  you're gonna have to take out forty innocent Americans in this airplane because I ain't.
• 51:45
  I'm flying in public beach like you know what I mean, Like I'm
• 51:50
  not gonna be just putting myself out there like that. They said paddle boarding,
• 51:57
  Yeah, paddleboarding in the pond. I think they said, see,
• 52:00
  come ons, would you die? I know you can. I know you
• 52:06
  can't swim technically, I know you can't swim, But you really think you
• 52:08
  would frowning in the fucking if your girl said, yo, yo, babe,
• 52:13
  I really want to go in the dug boats at the fucking if it
• 52:17
  film somewhere and it's deep, Yeah, I can die. I don't know
• 52:20
  how to swim because but you don't think you could calm because I've been.
• 52:23
  I've been. I've been in situations like the last time I went to Tuloom
• 52:28
  and the last time I went out there, like the person I was with
• 52:30
  like, try teaching me how to swim and food did not go very well,
• 52:35
  did not go verywhere. Yeah, have you tried to floating? You
• 52:40
  know? You flat? You know what it is like? You know what
• 52:43
  it is? Do you know what it is? Dude? Is that it's
• 52:45
  it's just that I panic. Yeah, Like that's what it is, Like
• 52:47
  the moment that I can't put my feet on the ground anymore, I start
• 52:51
  panicking, I start splashing everywhere. Then I just get tired and I done.
• 52:53
  And then and then you hit and then you hit the life guard that's
• 52:55
  trying to save your life. Yeah, you knock him out. Now there's
• 53:01
  two dead fools. Yeah, Like I don't like I just I don't know.
• 53:06
  I just panic. I just don't like the water. Bro Then maybe
• 53:09
  he did die if he's like he's only he doesn't know how to swim,
• 53:13
  because to me, it's like, to me, it's impossible to the only
• 53:15
  reason the only water I'm dying in is the ocean because of the waves,
• 53:19
  and I feel like the tide might kill me. But I will never die
• 53:22
  in the pool. Never. Never. I could be there for hours,
• 53:25
  I'll float or do we get a cramp, I'll go to the edge of
• 53:30
  the pool. The thing is, I'm not dying in a pool, Like,
• 53:35
  I'm not not not dying in a pool. If you hear that I
• 53:37
  died in the pool, just so you know, they killed me. They
• 53:39
  Jeffrey Epstein. If I die in a pool, no, maybe not even
• 53:44
  a pond. I need I need there to be something. I believe if
• 53:45
  you died in like a Vegas pool, coked out, maybe yeah, super
• 53:50
  coked out the Jacouzi, I die in JACUZI just heads up. I know
• 53:53
  this. If you do cocaine or you're do any type of uppers, never
• 53:58
  kick it in. I know people have. I used to do. I
• 54:00
  remember when I was in the first the last time I was in the Jacouzin.
• 54:04
  Not that I don't go. I was on Hennessey and cocaine. Not
• 54:06
  a good idea, bro and story, racing your heart, story, racing
• 54:10
  you're gonna get, You're gonna put your body and heat called a heat stroke
• 54:15
  for a reason. I was right there. I was right there kicking in
• 54:17
  like the kool aid man. You think your scarface huh oh full you ain't
• 54:22
  got scarface cocaine at that time I did. It was was this, I
• 54:28
  still don't. That was the time where like I had Lavalla before, like
• 54:31
  like the current lavada, like I had like uh it was crazy, like
• 54:36
  because I was I was kicking in with somebody who like then you had to
• 54:39
  put flavor in the cocaine. So he's like, yo, he's like watch
• 54:42
  this, and I remember we would just put it will be putting terps in
• 54:45
  that ship. And then I was like, man, it was crazy because
• 54:49
  one week we would have bubble gum, next week we would have like vanilla,
• 54:52
  next week we'd have like grape. And I'm just like, yo,
• 54:54
  it's crazy. How'd you Because he was who was an extractor. I was
• 54:58
  about to say, are you are you allow of he was an extractor,
• 55:02
  so like he kind of knew the whole science of this stuff, and like
• 55:06
  I just remember, I was like, we bro it was. It was
• 55:08
  so crazy because coke blah bla doesn't taste like coke, so it doesn't make
• 55:14
  you feel like you're doing coke. So you can fuck up a whole eight
• 55:16
  ball or real quick, like I remember fucking up a whole eight ball between
• 55:22
  like three heads like boom boom boom. It just like okay, not before
• 55:28
  we all started dying. That's nothing. I wouldn't even do two. I
• 55:30
  won't even do two lines anymore back to back, just because I'm like,
• 55:34
  that's a little bit. No. It's been a while since I like did
• 55:37
  too right back to back, like DC two. I haven't done the line
• 55:44
  like since obviously, like you know, we won the championship. It's almost
• 55:46
  about to be a year. But I think if I wanted to don't win,
• 55:50
  we don't win it again. I think I know why they didn't win.
• 55:52
  No, we're gonna. I'm just being a little next year. I
• 55:55
  mean, if I have to come back for the team to win League Cup.
• 56:00
  You're watching any games? Boy, I have access to all of them.
• 56:05
  I have access to them. It's hot, bro The League Cups are
• 56:07
  good games, Like I can't believe like your family talking good about the MLS.
• 56:10
  I was telling Ray, I like, MLS is really really fucking kicking
• 56:15
  a lot of fucking Viga leon Max's ass, which is not sad, but
• 56:20
  it's like, yo, Maxwell, step your fucking game up. We've been
• 56:22
  in this game way longer. How are we losing? Achieve? Get right
• 56:25
  now? You get you get comfortable. What team does Memo play? Pay
• 56:30
  Medica? They're playing right now, right now, Medica is playing. I
• 56:32
  was just looking at the land up. How old is Memo now? Who
• 56:36
  he's like fifty? Uh? No is he? Oh? He's by like
• 56:39
  forty is a little older than us. Broo's been Wo's been there since I
• 56:44
  was like in fit in like sixth grade. Bro, they're playing Saint Louis.
• 56:46
  Girl was like, the way, how do you think he is?
• 56:52
  I'm saying, I'm about to look up and if you know what I saw,
• 56:54
  I saw Salvadorean president call up the fucking this food and spacedog. The
• 57:01
  Salvadorian president. He was at, doesn't it as possible? You know?
• 57:06
  But but what is it? What is it going? Now? There's a
• 57:08
  Salvadorian in the space center right now? Could unquote like I was like,
• 57:13
  damn dogs like half American, No, he is full Salvadorian and he's one
• 57:16
  of the smart he's the International Space station that they have, so like all
• 57:21
  the countries they can affordable to space. Wow. And and then and then
• 57:24
  that full call that he called them like he called them up and that called
• 57:31
  him up. He was like almost as possible, he was like he was
• 57:40
  like he was I put up. He was put up by yeah, bro,
• 57:45
  like straight up bro. Yeah, he was just straight up talking to
• 57:47
  like like talking to him and he was the market. He was like that,
• 57:55
  Yeah, hey, bro, I can fucking talk like these motherfucker you
• 58:00
  motherfucker's never heard me talk like that. But like I could be doing the
• 58:04
  same comedy Jose's out there doing. I'm fucking like this shit. He Hardbro,
• 58:07
  we just gotta be bors off the Dorian, like, I mean,
• 58:10
  it's in your blood. Yeah, bro, like this is like an odd
• 58:14
  and off, but bro like literally, like, gentleman, it is eight
• 58:16
  oh five? Should we should we do it? Man? Yeah, ladies
• 58:22
  and gentlemen. If you guys are watching on twitch, now, it's a
• 58:24
  good time because you got two chances to fucking win fucking these badass pro pens
• 58:30
  with the lanyard as well. Straight up, get hooked up. I don't
• 58:34
  even got that's a fucking eighty dollars pen, bro, straight up on the
• 58:37
  retail market. That's an eighty dollars pen and you're eighty dollars worth of it
• 58:40
  because the quality of that bitch. And you can win it for five bucks.
• 58:43
  I mean yeah, straight up, you could just fucking literally he win
• 58:45
  it for five fucking dollars, Bro, if you just joined the Patriot So
• 58:51
  stop being a lame and smoked the same with us, and you know what
• 58:53
  I'm saying and come over here and uh and support bro, Like for real,
• 58:58
  just coming there. Support. He is just five dollars you get access
• 59:00
  to the secret menu. You gotta do is dmme. I get a lot
• 59:01
  of people. How do I get more opinions? How do I get on
• 59:05
  the secret menu? There is some shit on the secret menu that I can't
• 59:07
  even talk about. Some of you guys know what I'm talking about. But
• 59:10
  all I'm saying is that you guys can get access to that for just five
• 59:15
  dollars. Of course you gotta pass the background check, but don't sleep on
• 59:19
  that. I'll see you guys on Patreon right now. We're keeping the show
• 59:22
  going. If you want my number two bits, Oh yeah, am I
• 59:24
  gonna take phone calls? Best sex story straight up? All right? We
• 59:30
  are now on Patreon. And you see that thing about the world's Deadliest plant
• 59:36
  fool That shit scared me. That should look like my grandma will have in
• 59:38
  the garden. Is like this shit like yeah, like this shit has like
• 59:44
  little pelitos that you don't even feel it. But have you come in contact
• 59:46
  with these pelitos going to you, and they once these pelitos going to you.
• 59:51
  This pain is so excruciating that it makes people go into suicidal thoughts quote
• 59:57
  unquote, I'm gonna get a little a drink from not there, I'm gonna
• 1:00:00
  get a refill out what you want from I'm good thing you fuck you there?
• 1:00:07
  No, it's been. That's fucking crazy. I've never even I've never
• 1:00:13
  even have you been? Have you contacted poison ivy? I ever, like
• 1:00:16
  never whatever fuck you is on? I've been a parks where they tell you
• 1:00:21
  how it looks like, what do you expect and all that stuff. But
• 1:00:23
  even when I went to that park, I never like actually seen one in
• 1:00:28
  person? Thank god? Right? I mean I think we should I like
• 1:00:31
  you, like you just said, I think we should know how it looks
• 1:00:34
  like we should. Yeah, Like I don't. I have no idea.
• 1:00:37
  You could put tem plans fright in front of me and I'd be like Planetta,
• 1:00:39
  I'll smoke all of them. A Google search will suffice. Yeah,
• 1:00:44
  But dude, when we need to Google, when when this is, when
• 1:00:46
  we need this, it's gonna be no Google. Like I really think,
• 1:00:49
  I know sounds crazy. I really think that if the government really want to
• 1:00:52
  fuck with us, I really think they're gonna let the Internet go out.
• 1:00:57
  If you let the Internet go out, we're so is the Internet um controlled
• 1:01:01
  by the government? No, I don't think it would be the internet.
• 1:01:04
  But I think like they'll say it's a slow solar flare. You know what
• 1:01:06
  a slow solar flair. They'll say, a solar flair happened, and next
• 1:01:09
  thing you know, all the electricity is out. You know, they say
• 1:01:13
  it's two right, Yeah, they say, they say, if the electricity
• 1:01:16
  don't win out for nine months? Where when if there's because I watched a
• 1:01:22
  lot of super Ship where they're saying, like if Russia and China attacked our
• 1:01:27
  infrastructure, our electric infrastructure, and they fucked us up and they took down
• 1:01:30
  all our light, like all their electricity in nine months, ninety percent of
• 1:01:35
  Americans would be dead. Oh well, dude, we would die. Yeah,
• 1:01:42
  you can you survive nine months? Nine months with no internet, no
• 1:01:46
  no electricity, no cell phone, noisy? It'd be really hot? Right
• 1:01:52
  now? How much water do you have at your house? Water bottles?
• 1:01:54
  Enough? See, I got for two months, it's good, it's not
• 1:01:59
  Yeah, it's good. And then I have a I have a lot of
• 1:02:00
  cantuona. It's good. I got cash. Good, you have cash at
• 1:02:06
  your pad? Have a gun? All right? But like do I want
• 1:02:09
  to live? It ain't coming back on? See what I mean like,
• 1:02:13
  and then then I'm like, we live through tough times. I don't want
• 1:02:15
  to live those through those tough times, but you're gonna have to if you're
• 1:02:19
  gonna survive, right, No, That's why I'm like, should I like
• 1:02:21
  sometimes I'm like, I have the stuff in my house. Not any better
• 1:02:23
  in Mexico, I don't know, but like in my house, like sometimes
• 1:02:27
  I like, I have like five stacks of waters I see and this is
• 1:02:30
  means it's like a lot of water. Technically I look at them, like,
• 1:02:32
  do I really want to live after everyone's dead? Maybe? You know
• 1:02:38
  what I mean. I'd be tough. It would be tough, would be
• 1:02:44
  like old times and shit literally that yeah, the ac would be a bitch
• 1:02:52
  if anything. But other than that, like fucking cell phone. I didn't
• 1:02:54
  have a cellphone though I was a kid. It's so bored. I get
• 1:02:58
  bored already and I have born people or board board be bored already, have
• 1:03:04
  the Internet and get bored. But you still got the blade down the street
• 1:03:07
  blade, I'd be wild, dude. Will the prices go up? You
• 1:03:13
  be the best part? Will the price go up? Oh? No,
• 1:03:15
  pussy always gets cheaper during the recessions. Said that facts the depression, you
• 1:03:24
  and you you had a car. You gotta somewhere to live. During the
• 1:03:28
  depression, you got pussy, right, your own puss. The pussy of
• 1:03:31
  value goes down during the during during recession, yeah, you could become a
• 1:03:37
  prostitute. Do you want to only fans? Look what happened to fucking during
• 1:03:40
  COVID, even though it wasn't a recession. People had money during COVID.
• 1:03:45
  That ship was tight. You know what every great about COVID is not getting
• 1:03:50
  that free money. We're gonna put out the number. Why was that good?
• 1:03:53
  Huh? Why was that good? George fixed up his lower rider?
• 1:03:55
  Right, yeah, but why why were you happy for them? I'm not
• 1:04:00
  happy that these fools got money for doing that because I wanted some money too.
• 1:04:02
  I didn't get none either, I know, but I'm like, that's
• 1:04:04
  why I'm mad. Oh mad too. My tax guy told me, he
• 1:04:06
  was like, you could have got forty thousand dollars for your business. I'm
• 1:04:10
  like, I saw, I saw, I saw Eddie, I saw George
• 1:04:16
  stacking in checks, pro waving it in my face. Only he had papers.
• 1:04:23
  Only if you were born in the States. Jordan's dude, it was
• 1:04:27
  pretty. I was at jealous. Can you imagine no, like, imagine
• 1:04:30
  all these peoples go to jail. Well, they technically worked. It was
• 1:04:33
  from work. It was from working at the Strict club. They have proof
• 1:04:35
  that they worked. You just had to have proof that you worked. You
• 1:04:39
  weren't working. That's literally what happened. Where were you gonna prove your work?
• 1:04:44
  That's true, that's what it was. As as you have no proof
• 1:04:46
  income, we might gonna show him Sam Tripley. All right, everybody,
• 1:04:50
  uh, if you want to win the pro pen, we're gonna start taking
• 1:04:55
  stories, all right, craziest took up sex story that you have out there,
• 1:05:00
  and we'll decide at the end of which one one all right and ye,
• 1:05:03
  and we'll pick two. We'll pick two as a matter of fact,
• 1:05:06
  three minute stories unless it gets good. Yeah, Like you can't come here
• 1:05:11
  and like start off with one. I bet I want to hear some throakettle
• 1:05:14
  shit, like some throaketo be like I got a lot lizard and she had
• 1:05:16
  a lizard pussy. Yeah yeah, but um yeah, but the deadliest planful
• 1:05:23
  you know, it's crazy, Like you know I would be like if like
• 1:05:27
  some evil person you put it put it in, put it in the garden,
• 1:05:32
  you know lades, you know lag because that ship's crazy. It makes
• 1:05:38
  you kill yourself. Well, it put that pain. Would you have you
• 1:05:45
  ever been stung by a jellyfish? I heard that shit hurts. He's got
• 1:05:49
  pain. No, I heard that shit hurts. Food depending on the jellyfish
• 1:05:54
  you get, if you get if you get stung by the black ones,
• 1:05:57
  there's jellyfish that can kill you. On side, like on site side.
• 1:06:00
  It's crazy. They're like, they're like, hey vs pas negras les.
• 1:06:08
  Yeah, it's spatished. I remember hearing that show as a kid or all
• 1:06:12
  I says pored vespas negras Yeah. I was like, even the black bees
• 1:06:19
  are attacking the street renders. Like, I was like, damn, bro,
• 1:06:23
  what's going on? Man? Even the fucking bees Bro? They got
• 1:06:26
  that guy. Hey, me and you were arguing about and I wasn't defending
• 1:06:31
  them. I just thought, you know what, shout out to that food
• 1:06:33
  dog and I'm glad I found that fool's page. Not the piece of ship
• 1:06:36
  fool, but what's his name? Yeah, but Alex and Alex shout up
• 1:06:42
  to you, Alex. I hope one day we had the privilege of having
• 1:06:44
  you on this show and we and we. I wish you guys could wave
• 1:06:46
  him and let him know you should go on there. We don't smoke the
• 1:06:48
  same show. This clip well, because I had to steeze. I can't
• 1:06:57
  help it, bitch. So I hope you guys could at least waive him,
• 1:07:01
  or at least let him know. Maybe DM him, let him know,
• 1:07:03
  be like, hey, man, I think he should go on the
• 1:07:04
  show. It's a different demographic, but you can get some awareness out there
• 1:07:09
  because what he does is pretty cool. Man. Honestly, it's really cool.
• 1:07:12
  I love seeing what he does. I love that he goes after people
• 1:07:15
  think people want him to fucking have this fucking goodie too, shoe fucking Spider
• 1:07:19
  not Spider Man, fucking Superman mentality about it. Don't hurt nobody. Fuck
• 1:07:24
  that be Deadpool by the dog fight, fucking fair with fire with fire dog.
• 1:07:29
  I see, but his dog. Fuck that shit. But shout out
• 1:07:31
  to him, Alex, that's a fucking cool Somebody said cokes and he's fuck
• 1:07:34
  you have nothing, coke dog. Somebody said, my homie finesse Trump for
• 1:07:40
  PPP loans see dogs. That's why I kind of want Trump to be president
• 1:07:43
  again, because what if he starts giving money away again, then I'll be
• 1:07:45
  like, you know what, it's safe, it's free. We're gonna leave
• 1:07:49
  you guys in this planet, and this money's gonna be worthless. But I
• 1:07:55
  don't know, man, I'm sad I missed out. I'm sad I missed
• 1:08:00
  out for real. Dog, I wish I could have came up on forty
• 1:08:02
  grand, but you know, and not that you don't need it, but
• 1:08:05
  it's money. I mean, I'm not gonna line all these people. I'm
• 1:08:09
  gonna go to Japan twice. See, But that's the difference. All the
• 1:08:12
  people that got that money, they didn't do jack ship with their lives with
• 1:08:15
  that money. No one that I know literally said I'm opening a business and
• 1:08:18
  went back into their car, into closed, into being a fucking lame all
• 1:08:24
  over again. Dog, you know where that ship that I know said,
• 1:08:26
  Yo, I got a peple loan and now I got a business. You
• 1:08:29
  know where that? All right, let's talk what you would have done.
• 1:08:30
  Let's talk Let's not let's talk about that. Let's talk about what we would
• 1:08:33
  have done with that money. I would have taken six grand grand in Japan
• 1:08:36
  hands down, for sure, no matter, no matter, what that would
• 1:08:39
  have done to my trip luxury trip. I would have had badass trip.
• 1:08:42
  We got thirty you got thirty four. Left the rest of the money.
• 1:08:45
  I would have been like, hey, that's a lot, yeah but you
• 1:08:46
  know, but you know, but yeah, yeah something that from then my
• 1:08:49
  taxi he told me, he was like, you could have got up to
• 1:08:51
  forty thousand dollars each person. So when he told me that he's water,
• 1:08:56
  you know what I would have done with the rest of the thirty four colln
• 1:08:59
  crete type stood. I would have paid like a whole year full of rent.
• 1:09:02
  And that would have been like I would have been like, what up,
• 1:09:04
  welcome to Jackass. They ain't new thing, didn't even like look I
• 1:09:10
  would It would have just been like it would have been like a Batman era
• 1:09:13
  production. That's always been my dream. Dog. I don't want to hurt
• 1:09:15
  anybody, but I want to I want to do like some of the stunts
• 1:09:18
  that they did it bro That shit was fucking bad. None of them were.
• 1:09:25
  I fucking love Badman Era and fucking BAM's House. Well, I'm gonna
• 1:09:29
  give you what da thing that you want to be on Bam. You want
• 1:09:34
  to do it, you want to be bam, No, I just love
• 1:09:38
  that you can't get got back. That's kind of like being me right now.
• 1:09:43
  Yeah, like that's not the point, like you gotta get got back.
• 1:09:46
  You're not good at getting got back. They remember when they got him
• 1:09:48
  back with the snakes. If you put me in a cage or something like
• 1:09:51
  that and then it gets mad and starts crying, and then I would have
• 1:09:54
  just cried. It wouldn't have got mad. I would it be like food,
• 1:09:56
  just tick the snake out. Oh you know my savage as I would
• 1:10:00
  have started hitting it food. Oh, I wouldn't been I wouldn't heard it.
• 1:10:02
  Oh, you'd be so know because if like let's say we got into
• 1:10:04
  pranks and we're like, let's say we had like baller money like p loo,
• 1:10:09
  Okay, I'm not I'm not I'm not saying Oh, I would try
• 1:10:12
  to drown you. I would try to get you to the pool that's up.
• 1:10:15
  I would have a lifeguard with me, and that would be like trying
• 1:10:17
  to traumatize you, and you'd be so mad that you'd be like, all
• 1:10:19
  right, that's how that's the reason I didn't learn how to swim in the
• 1:10:23
  first place. You already don't know how to swim swoo carries. But I
• 1:10:26
  have a lifeguard there a lot. But the reason I did it was because
• 1:10:28
  somebody threw me in the pool. Okay, let's say let's say we got
• 1:10:30
  to the point where I was like, man, fuck you don't I don't
• 1:10:32
  like his last prank. I'm like, ray, we're drowning this fool.
• 1:10:35
  Don't trip. I'm gonna have three lifeguards. The rock, I got the
• 1:10:39
  rock. The Rock said he's gonna I got him. We got people at
• 1:10:42
  money. We're like, we're like, We're like, you know what,
• 1:10:44
  I go ahead. We're like, we're like, send it. We're like
• 1:10:45
  to send it kids. We can get people to do shit for us.
• 1:10:48
  And I do that. And then once I drown you and I record it
• 1:10:51
  and I make reals and we go viral. Next thing, you know,
• 1:10:56
  for some reason, I'm in TJ because you did a prank where I got
• 1:10:59
  deported. My prank, I would want to You'd be like, who cares?
• 1:11:01
  He has one? I would want to keep you. We'll go visit
• 1:11:05
  him, and then I would keep it here. But my prank would be
• 1:11:08
  I would go talk to the doctor and I'd be like, how much is
• 1:11:11
  a legal dosage offense for where he won't die like like, you know,
• 1:11:15
  I'll be like, I'll be like, we'll bring all the coke Coombi's be
• 1:11:17
  like, hey, Ralph Romo will come through. Hey, so just go
• 1:11:19
  through. I'll be like, you know, I'll just like be like we're
• 1:11:23
  all I'm coming off the bandwagon. We're gonna win this championship. And then
• 1:11:27
  I'll be like here exabrierected of this buff and then you probably going to convosis,
• 1:11:30
  and then I'll have like Narcano's there by that's funny but dangerous. Here
• 1:11:38
  I'll be dying on fucking water. Bitch. Yeah, we're not really gonna
• 1:11:41
  diet. How the rocket, I can swallow a lot of water. No,
• 1:11:44
  no, here's the prank. Here's the prank. Here's a good prank.
• 1:11:46
  You tell me, Yo xha. I'm gonna get off the bender.
• 1:11:50
  You get me two ay pops. I'm gonna invite all the homies. That's
• 1:11:55
  what I'm no, no, no, it's not like that. And I'm
• 1:11:58
  the one that gets a pop for the home. He is George, my
• 1:12:00
  girl, you're a girl, And everybody does coke and then everybody just starts
• 1:12:04
  dying and then You're like, who brought the coke? And then I start
• 1:12:09
  freaking the funk out And then because I killed everybody, Now that's a prank.
• 1:12:12
  Now I'm scared because I'm alive. You want me alive to be like,
• 1:12:16
  you know what, what's his death? No? I think, no,
• 1:12:19
  to be all, to be all savage me in that moment, give
• 1:12:21
  me the coke to fucking goa jail. Like that's a prank. I'm like,
• 1:12:27
  what the fuck? Everybody's convulsionating and I would be like you ain't kate
• 1:12:30
  quickly me. Yeah, my girl's calling, everyone's calling their mom and like,
• 1:12:36
  yo, my heart turning, like and ex gave it to us that
• 1:12:41
  and it's yeah, now that's a fucking prank, Gaber. You don't want
• 1:12:44
  to do any pranks like that. There's people already accusing you a fucking shit
• 1:12:46
  like that, Like, let's stay away from those brinks from you down.
• 1:12:51
  That lady shows up to the fucking he was like, Yo, how thin
• 1:12:58
  even? Yeah? Yeah, bro, fucking straight up fucking bitch. And
• 1:13:03
  by the way, what's the number put to put your number up? All
• 1:13:06
  right? Call up right now? Have you had have you any phone calls?
• 1:13:10
  Then? I wan's up at you motherfucker's man, fools don't get later
• 1:13:13
  what yeah, right, Like, I mean, you fools could make up
• 1:13:15
  a name, do something. Man. I just want to hear some crazy
• 1:13:17
  story up in here. Man, I want to hear from you motherfuckers.
• 1:13:19
  Do you remember the guy that used to hear his his neighbor get boned by
• 1:13:24
  black dudes. Yeah, that was crazy him and his dad. Yeah,
• 1:13:28
  like it was like they're watching a soccer game, you know. You know,
• 1:13:38
  hey, have you seen that Silenced movie yet? I'm probably gonna watch
• 1:13:41
  that this weekend. There's a silence sound, some silencer. Oh you mean
• 1:13:45
  sound of freedom? Sounds the Freedom. I just don't like watching movies like
• 1:13:48
  that, though, I'm probably watching this weekend. I have a few movies
• 1:13:51
  to watch on my on my listen weekend. If you're gonna watch it,
• 1:13:54
  are you gonna watch Opera, Himmer or whatever? That's yeah, just because
• 1:13:58
  I want to see Einstein. He's not I know it's not really him,
• 1:14:01
  but just you know, I thought Einstein was cool. I don't know,
• 1:14:08
  dude, Hey, do you think that who hated Edison Einstein? Yeah?
• 1:14:13
  I think I don't think they were around in the same timeline. Oh,
• 1:14:18
  I don't know who was he? Who was he having beef with Tesla?
• 1:14:23
  Yeah, according to the I guess life, right, like, Edison pretty
• 1:14:28
  much sabotage Tesla. They stole Tesla's all his fucking word for you. Yeah,
• 1:14:33
  he's a fucking bastards. No Edison, Yeah, Edison. I heard
• 1:14:39
  he was as they took shi. He did not invance. I heard they
• 1:14:43
  took I heard they took his shit off of the Knotsbury farmac of it because
• 1:14:45
  of that, because he remember when I was a kid who used to be
• 1:14:48
  an Edison in an Einstein fucking building right there by where the control both are
• 1:14:51
  at and Camp Snoopy's at. And I know they don't have that num more,
• 1:14:55
  that's just a candy store. Now. I haven't have been a knots
• 1:14:59
  in a while. What I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go soon, I'm
• 1:15:02
  honestly, man like. It's just it's probably because like I've just been really
• 1:15:08
  focused on trying to take my business to the next level. If I had
• 1:15:11
  to be one thousand, man like, I made all of all the snap
• 1:15:13
  back hats that I could possibly made, I made, I elevated up to
• 1:15:15
  the new era. So now I'm doing the same thing on my clothing,
• 1:15:17
  and I'm doing regular clothing too, But there's some pieces that I'm working on
• 1:15:21
  where I'm like, bro, like did you see me running today? When
• 1:15:24
  I have my ideas? I was like, bro, now it makes me
• 1:15:26
  want to be Hey, dog, you know it'd be a great idea,
• 1:15:30
  should become a soul coaches and they make our teams play against each other?
• 1:15:32
  Dog no way, dog word, how fucking a lot of fucking work.
• 1:15:39
  You have no idea what it means to coach little okay for one game?
• 1:15:41
  Though for one game? If we get our kids, do we show up
• 1:15:45
  for practice the whole week? You know what I mean? Like, yeah,
• 1:15:48
  we polished that they had, well those books to say about the we
• 1:15:51
  don't play the same What age would you do if you if you wanted to
• 1:15:56
  something that's that's like like safe, maybe like seven and up, you know
• 1:16:00
  what I mean? Where they understand like yeah, liked be like we're gonna
• 1:16:03
  collab with your fun's gonna collab collab? What do you mean, Bob scores
• 1:16:09
  goals? I'll collab with you like yo, like you know, like an
• 1:16:11
  Instagram Hey, Ralph robs right off? Fuk or I don't do coldly as
• 1:16:17
  xabs litter fighting damn exaber. He just told me he's sobered U. But
• 1:16:24
  I would be. I would be. I would be coaching though, Like
• 1:16:27
  if I like, if we could have like an Eddie versus spending type of
• 1:16:31
  competition where it's like hey, man, like I have like I have Ray
• 1:16:34
  one and you have Ray two. I mean that's not that crazy, no
• 1:16:40
  what I'm saying, like where it's like we coached the whole weekend, then
• 1:16:43
  that weekend they face off and then and then and then and then we put
• 1:16:46
  something at steak. We're like, hey, bro, loser has to eat
• 1:16:49
  the hottest chip, like you know what I mean something that obviously it's not
• 1:16:53
  like degrading, but like you know something like I'm not gonna be like loser
• 1:16:57
  has to wear a dress. I like that, But like I say,
• 1:16:59
  like about got to find the toughest homeless like who can what what? Which
• 1:17:04
  homes bone fights? Nah? But I don't want them fight unless you can.
• 1:17:12
  But what homeless can smoke the most? We can? This was could
• 1:17:15
  not stop smoking. We gotta do something like crazier, like something crazy and
• 1:17:19
  be like all right, here's a bottle of Hennessey. Whoever finishes in first,
• 1:17:24
  it's the winner like like something like that, and the winner keeps to
• 1:17:30
  the rest of the other guy's bottle. The winner gets to have the other
• 1:17:33
  guy's tent. Oh, we give them all, dude. Honestly, we
• 1:17:38
  can get them to do a lot for tents, and tents aren't that expensive.
• 1:17:40
  No, tents are free, Bro, those tents that they get there,
• 1:17:43
  they get him for free. Dog no dripping. Every time I have
• 1:17:46
  to, I guess I don't go camping no more. Bro. I was
• 1:17:48
  like, all the bombs have all the good tents. I thought Big five
• 1:17:50
  and like sports shoutlette. Right now we're killing it on the in the tent
• 1:17:55
  department companies that like the nonprofit companies they're supposed to fucking uh, what does
• 1:18:00
  it help the homeless situation out They fucking give they buy these tents and they
• 1:18:03
  give them out, and it doesn't help the situation out there. For what
• 1:18:05
  it is, Bro, it's the politicians to make this one must problem worse.
• 1:18:09
  And what the fuck's up? Man? We don't have no fucking phone
• 1:18:11
  calls. Nobody's calling it check in, I thought the whole time, and
• 1:18:15
  people are like I wish you had the hardline. Put the number up there
• 1:18:16
  again. Oh way, it is up there. You guys want to come
• 1:18:19
  talk to us, man, this fucking the number is nine five, one
• 1:18:23
  two, three, nine six six all five best fucking crazy story fucking wins
• 1:18:28
  a fucking prop And if you don't want the eighty dollars pen, then Exagber
• 1:18:30
  is gonna take it home, all right? All right that point? Yeah,
• 1:18:32
  yeah, I'm like, exaber is gonna send you videos to whoever calls
• 1:18:36
  them afterwards and be like, I'm smoking this pin. You could have got,
• 1:18:39
  you stupid bitch. Yeah, so or just called to say what's up?
• 1:18:43
  What the fuck? Somebody said, who can stay in the human balling?
• 1:18:46
  The longest people were giving me shit about that human ball They're like,
• 1:18:49
  you tapped out two quick. I was like, yeah, bitch, I'm
• 1:18:51
  not. I'm not. Like that's not pleasant to me. First of all,
• 1:18:55
  it's not you don't have It was one hundred fucking degrees outside Jesus,
• 1:18:59
  what do you want? I'm gonna get the fuck you want me to do,
• 1:19:03
  bro like, and it's like I was scared. I thought your bonnie
• 1:19:05
  died. Who came out the back? I don't know, I think it
• 1:19:11
  was rock. Was the rock that came out that I was. We were
• 1:19:14
  like, what the fuck? Yeah, he's all flexible and ship yeah right,
• 1:19:16
  like like for sure. But somebody said it's because it's summer and everybody's
• 1:19:21
  buying him. Yep, straight up, man, you know you know Bible
• 1:19:26
  can man. I was. I regret. I might even go back to
• 1:19:29
  Denver just to go shop again into all that place, just for a few
• 1:19:31
  days, just because I want to go back to that north Gate place and
• 1:19:34
  buy up all the fucking north I'm not sorry, the north Face shorts north
• 1:19:40
  and then put my fucking little hamburger on them and then it's a north Face
• 1:19:43
  product dog, but still with my burger on the dog. I have some
• 1:19:46
  like I bean't really. I finally got I got over my creativity funk,
• 1:19:50
  Exavier. I was having like a funk bro. I was sitting there looking
• 1:19:54
  at all my fucking, my fucking designs, and I found myself doing all
• 1:19:57
  the shit that I've done before, and I was like, what's wrong with
• 1:19:59
  me? I can't do shit? But that mushroom trip helped me out.
• 1:20:01
  Shout out to Bobo. It was uncomfortable, but it feel good. Yeah,
• 1:20:08
  I guess I don't know. I guess these fools don't want to talk
• 1:20:10
  to it. Somebody don't want to win this pen. And you don't have
• 1:20:12
  to be in California. You don't have to be in California. People in
• 1:20:15
  the secret man, you know what the fuck's up, That shit will come
• 1:20:16
  to you, no questions ask you know. The only requirement don't be a
• 1:20:20
  fucking bitch, straight up. Don't be a fucking bitch and fucking be like
• 1:20:26
  sent to my house. I say, did you see that fucking h there's
• 1:20:30
  a ringer on you see article? All right? Did you see the fucking
• 1:20:32
  uh? Oh? I was looking at that all right, Hey, that
• 1:20:39
  food. That fool who was saying that we come from bodies, That fool's
• 1:20:42
  a crazy character. Like I feel that fool's energy through that fucking screen where
• 1:20:45
  I was like, you could tell this fool like he'll bite the head off
• 1:20:46
  a baby. Project Blue Beaman is coming, I'd be ready for. Okay.
• 1:20:53
  So my thing is, look and I want to have stephed one back
• 1:20:55
  on when these fucking people release these alien pictures or do you have an alien
• 1:21:02
  come up there and he's like fucking whatever fucking he sounds like jab of the
• 1:21:08
  Hut or whatever the fuck it is. And people that are at the press
• 1:21:11
  conference going question question taking pictures of shit, you know what I mean,
• 1:21:15
  like doing all this shit, Like those people are not gonna fucking lie,
• 1:21:19
  bro, there's anna open press conference. If that motherfucker is shaking hands with
• 1:21:24
  people and you feel it like this who felt like a snake, Like I'm
• 1:21:28
  there's no not convincing me that this is not like it's it's another organism,
• 1:21:33
  Like I don't care, Like there's no AYI that's gonna be that fucking perfect
• 1:21:39
  for me, Like, yo, dude, this is a whole another body.
• 1:21:42
  They can create a new creature. I think the government has been trying
• 1:21:45
  to just put it's not human at this point. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:21:49
  But it's not human, it's something different. Yeah, but they're just gonna
• 1:21:53
  tell you it's an alien, and it's they're alien. I'm not saying this
• 1:21:58
  is even a real alien. I'm just saying the government created an alien,
• 1:22:00
  parentheses an alien or whatever the fucking looks different. They're gonna tell us an
• 1:22:03
  alien. They tell us if we don't fucking But the way that that fool
• 1:22:06
  said it the way that he said it was like literally, like literally that
• 1:22:12
  that fool fucking said he examer, I think the people they're calling is because
• 1:22:15
  you blocked a those numbers before. He said, brother, Lion's not working
• 1:22:21
  nine five, one two three nine six six oh five six six through eight.
• 1:22:27
  Oh, come on, many, this is the first time me.
• 1:22:38
  You gotta do boo, I said me, And you gotta do it to
• 1:22:43
  Ray Okay, Yeah, I was like, boo, yeah, he's got
• 1:22:46
  it. Yeah, let me do an extra boo. Oh we got a
• 1:22:51
  first of all guard. Yeah, is it on? Yeah? Oh?
• 1:22:58
  Shoot out? Hear him? What whatcome? We don't smoke to say,
• 1:23:00
  who's this? What? Bro? It's it's coast, Bro, it's coast
• 1:23:03
  coast to coast whatever coast? Oh shit, what's good? Dog? What's
• 1:23:08
  going on? What? Jay? Dad? Okay, I'm a positive video
• 1:23:12
  dog because huh. I thought it was like someone else just muted all right?
• 1:23:17
  Yeah? Bro? Uh are you? Are you sorry to say what's
• 1:23:20
  up? You here for to win the profile? What's up? I mean
• 1:23:23
  you could just say what's up? Real quick? And I mean shit,
• 1:23:26
  how about I take a little bit of both. I mean I can say
• 1:23:28
  what's up and take a too. You know, I got plenty of the
• 1:23:30
  crazy stories. Shoot it. Yeah yeah, let let's see what's up.
• 1:23:35
  I mean, ship bro, I mean it's anything from I mean one time
• 1:23:42
  I got I got two shorties, two two white girls over here. I'm
• 1:23:45
  in Georgia. Dog, I got two white girls at a Mexican club and
• 1:23:49
  uh took them back to the spy you know, and did you know them
• 1:23:54
  prior to this or like so random hook up? You're going to this Mexican
• 1:23:58
  club? Different? Yeah, nappealing with all the sense. Yeah, they're
• 1:24:00
  too long with some of the fights, as you know, so too.
• 1:24:05
  Yeah. So I was like, man, fuck, you know I got
• 1:24:09
  on these cats are right holler and I'm gonna scoop them up real quick.
• 1:24:13
  So sure enough, And I mean I did cut him over to the table
• 1:24:16
  and then got him back to my spot. But um, I forgot why
• 1:24:21
  like the one of the homiesus he wasn't getting no play. So um,
• 1:24:27
  after I was you know, I had children. One, I took her
• 1:24:30
  like we're playing some pool whatever, went back in the crib, and then
• 1:24:33
  I told one, you know, she wanted to go back to the garage,
• 1:24:35
  you know, play a little pool real quick. Yeah, so you
• 1:24:40
  know, they're I think whatever. After that went back over, that went
• 1:24:44
  back inside, and we were just kind of, you know, just kind
• 1:24:45
  of chilling, and I just told the other one, like, yo,
• 1:24:48
  you you want to go shoot again the pool real quick? And she was
• 1:24:53
  down. So I went back in there and she shot another one. But
• 1:24:58
  like, all right, so you bone both of them? Yeah, bro,
• 1:25:00
  but like, but oh they were sisters, sisters, Yeah, but
• 1:25:04
  you bone them separate at separate times. Yeah, I mean yeah, yeah.
• 1:25:09
  I didn't have the fucking risk to pull them off at the same time.
• 1:25:13
  But I was surprised the second one was down after, you know,
• 1:25:15
  after she'd just seen each other with the first one. But it was other
• 1:25:17
  home was the was the first home. Girls still just chilling there. Yeah,
• 1:25:24
  this this is their thing. This is their things. Sure, that's
• 1:25:27
  their thing right there. For sure. This sounds like a little fattish thing,
• 1:25:29
  like golest both of these girls know what daddy's fingers like? Yeah,
• 1:25:32
  bro, like me, they remind me of those twins that came over to
• 1:25:36
  George's house. Yeah, they sound like those See that's what I'm saying,
• 1:25:40
  that's that kind of twin activity. Shout out to you said coast, coast
• 1:25:44
  to coast to coast to coast, Shout out to you, coast to coast,
• 1:25:47
  what's your ig dog, shout it out, shit, bro, it's
• 1:25:50
  it's uh the coast at coast there you go follow him if you if you're
• 1:25:56
  if you got a crazy twin sister, you already know he knows how to
• 1:25:59
  handle. This is the first story. Appreciate your calling calling that we don't
• 1:26:02
  smoke the same show dog much love and so Chelle bro you gotta take it
• 1:26:05
  easy to keep up a good way. Thank you, dog yo. Would
• 1:26:10
  you would you have risted to have the threesome? Hey? That was the
• 1:26:13
  first fucking phone call though. Hey we now can take phone calls that we
• 1:26:16
  could be here. Hey now we're giving away LAC tickets, Yeah, and
• 1:26:20
  Disneyland tickets. Yeah, key the key, but that would be dope.
• 1:26:31
  Yeah yeah. So I mean, obviously you're gonna we're gonna make a poll,
• 1:26:34
  so people are gonna vote for the best, the best, the best
• 1:26:38
  story. So it's not even really gonna be up toimes. Yeah, he's
• 1:26:41
  coming with the story one story too. Would you have bone? Would you
• 1:26:44
  have voe? Would you have rist It? I think I would have risked
• 1:26:45
  it, like to have a threesome once I started making out with the second
• 1:26:48
  sister out of like like like like let's just let's just let's just would have
• 1:26:55
  told her he would have told her. I woulduristic because at that point,
• 1:27:03
  like I think they already talked about me. That's what I'm saying. I
• 1:27:05
  think that's their thing. They're they they probably yeah, they probably have a
• 1:27:11
  meano a little fetish. Somebody somebody said he's one is now art bel fucking
• 1:27:16
  assholes, bro can never never me have nothing. But hey, but next
• 1:27:20
  person they wants to call up the numbers up there? What is it?
• 1:27:25
  Nine five, one two three nine six six o eight. I mean,
• 1:27:29
  that's not the nastiest story, but you know it's still pretty lucky though.
• 1:27:32
  Boning to two sisters. I finished the story about that about about the anal
• 1:27:38
  store. So after like you know how I told you, like I picked
• 1:27:41
  that shit out and it's kind of like got on the sheets. Yeah the
• 1:27:44
  hotel sounds like like you know how they wiped it off? Yeah yeah,
• 1:27:46
  you know, yeah I did. Yeah, you know how the sheets have
• 1:27:48
  like you know, hotels have like a lot of sheets. Ye, she
• 1:27:50
  just grabbed it, put it by the door. Yeah, I yeah,
• 1:27:55
  I get like nasty bitch. Then I then she jumped in the shower and
• 1:28:00
  I was like, I might as go go around two. No, no,
• 1:28:01
  no, I went around two in the shower. I I I cleaned
• 1:28:06
  my dick. Then like halfway through, I'm like, you suck my dick,
• 1:28:10
  dick, And at the end of it, she's like, I know
• 1:28:13
  you washed your dick, but I still can't believe I put that thing in
• 1:28:15
  my mouth after it was in my asshole. That is kind of nasty.
• 1:28:19
  And I was like, but I cleaned it. No, but it was
• 1:28:20
  cleaned over in the shower, like I said, well, shower activities.
• 1:28:24
  But I mean to be fair, dog, I was like, oh,
• 1:28:28
  we got another caller. We get to go ahead. Thank you for calling
• 1:28:31
  that. We don't smoke the same podcast. Uh this don't we professional?
• 1:28:44
  You got so exactly who this is. It was only a matter of time.
• 1:28:47
  What up, Eileen? Welcome? Oh wait no? Oh? I
• 1:28:51
  thought it was like okay, all, yeah, welcome back. Thought yeah,
• 1:28:59
  I was this, don't sound like it so exavier nose because he's announced
• 1:29:08
  it that we you know, me and my dude have dirty hotel sex whenever
• 1:29:16
  we go to your guys's lives because we got to stay out there. We
• 1:29:20
  gotta dry. Yeah, they get a citter dog like every time Sam wanted
• 1:29:27
  to watch us. Sam wanted to watch us hold hold on time at time
• 1:29:30
  about Sam Tripley wanted to watch you guys have sex. Yes, Sam defense
• 1:29:40
  wants to watch everybody have sex. Like he meets couples that he thinks are
• 1:29:44
  trying, like we'll be like, yeah, dude, y'all fuck nice.
• 1:29:47
  She said, like that you probably watched me bones just because my lady's hot.
• 1:29:53
  He will, he will, He's all for it. So all right,
• 1:29:59
  So is that a tradition? Like have you guys been doing that?
• 1:30:01
  You guys are overdoing for sure? Then we do that, I know we
• 1:30:05
  whenever we go into a dirty hotel, we do the dirty. So I
• 1:30:13
  feel so bad day in the story. But me and my girl, me
• 1:30:16
  and my girlfriends laugh about it all time, my best friends, so I
• 1:30:21
  gotta say it. And I know Jordan isn't on Patriots are so all right?
• 1:30:28
  So my thing you say, like you get a dirty hotel, like
• 1:30:31
  do you like you like you go like a low rating? You're like,
• 1:30:34
  this is a Grammy motel. Six so we're gonna do some Grammy as ship.
• 1:30:39
  Yeah. Oh and like, okay, so mind you, I think
• 1:30:44
  this was maybe I want to say the Christmas when we did. So anyways,
• 1:30:50
  we're hot, We're hopped up on booze and mushrooms and you know me,
• 1:30:57
  I try to prap, but my shrooms go right through. You make
• 1:31:01
  your stomach hurt. Mind you so mind you doing her thing and shit literally
• 1:31:13
  happens? Oh my god, what what do you do about it? Well?
• 1:31:19
  I thought I was honestly, I thought I was squirting, Timmy.
• 1:31:24
  I thought it was squirting, but I wasn't. And I looked at him,
• 1:31:28
  like, oh fuck, he doesn't really notice. He notices. But
• 1:31:34
  I love George. I love this man so much. He won't even he
• 1:31:39
  won't even like throw out, Like if I fart, he won't even like
• 1:31:43
  be like, oh you farted. Like he pretends he doesn't notice. So
• 1:31:45
  he intended he didn't notice. I'm like, oh my god, I think,
• 1:31:51
  oh my god, you can't pretend you though, bro? Yeah yeah,
• 1:31:58
  so because then you gotta wait how she got No. I knew that
• 1:32:02
  ship right. I looked. I'm like, love the fucker, and he's
• 1:32:05
  all fucked up. On mushrooms. So I don't even know if he fucking
• 1:32:09
  even notices you. So I no, no, he didn't know. He
• 1:32:13
  didn't because I went grabbed the sheets. I went grabbed the sheets, through
• 1:32:18
  the sheets in the shower, wash myself up, went back to bed,
• 1:32:24
  and he can't in you. So, oh my god. All right,
• 1:32:35
  First of all, I just right off the bat, I leave you got
• 1:32:38
  the first propin. All right, I'll send that. I'll send that.
• 1:32:42
  I'll send that with the sign the sign fun pop for you. Okay yo,
• 1:32:47
  clap it up. That was fucking nasty rope. But it was crazy
• 1:32:54
  love right there. Yeah, happened like you try not to look at it.
• 1:32:58
  You try to like this love that's real. Real love is acting like
• 1:33:01
  you didn't see it or acting with that. Just that just she'll figure it
• 1:33:05
  out. I haven't had nothing like that. No, no, no,
• 1:33:10
  I like I knew that my girl was like was the one for me when
• 1:33:13
  I had to ignore the throw this throw up like one time where I was
• 1:33:16
  like, oh, she got too funked up. But I mean, I
• 1:33:18
  know, but I'm one of those people that I'm like, I'm one of
• 1:33:21
  those people where I'd be like that would be enough for me to be like,
• 1:33:24
  oh, this is kind of acting. And I cleaned this ship up
• 1:33:29
  and the you know, we we we're in the like you know, we're
• 1:33:32
  still with like hospital should we deal with like like we know, yeah,
• 1:33:38
  you're in the healthcare system. Yeah, we're in the healthcare so we're like
• 1:33:42
  he was just like fuck it and he still went down. He went to
• 1:33:50
  Pound Town. Yeah. That was love. And that's what we do whenever
• 1:33:56
  we guys, whenever we leave your guys, this damn podcast, well you
• 1:33:59
  know what we do. We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're
• 1:34:00
  gonna motivate. We're gonna inspire a story very soon because we're just motivated.
• 1:34:06
  This motivated me to get a venue a SAP. I'm like, yoh,
• 1:34:09
  we need another story here. And next time they leave the venue, trust
• 1:34:12
  we're gonna have extra gifts for you guys, everybody in the whole squad because
• 1:34:15
  they know we're gonna have We're gonna have like a back from Huster Hill.
• 1:34:17
  I'm stopping by seven eleven for rhinal pills for the homie dog. No homeboy
• 1:34:24
  don't need know rhinal pills, but we might need some. Like everyone everyone
• 1:34:30
  example, Exama buys knee pads. Yeah, but shout out to you,
• 1:34:35
  I leave, thank you for calling. I wanted to share that. I
• 1:34:39
  know he's probably gonna be Oh no, he's fine. Only he's only gonna
• 1:34:43
  know if this gets clipped. We're not clipping. Yeah, oh yeah,
• 1:34:46
  I think he's probably. I think we're gonna I think you probably just clipped
• 1:34:49
  the first four lines and then be like you want to hear the rust pretty,
• 1:34:53
  it's funny. I guarantee you if we beeped out the names, he
• 1:34:55
  still know it was him. Yeah, for sure. How do you know
• 1:35:00
  he'd be acting like it was the poop. He'd be like what, Yeah,
• 1:35:03
  because it's funny because me and my best friends, because I don't my
• 1:35:08
  best friends. And there was this one movie and it was about this chick
• 1:35:13
  who made a pine and she put her own ship. All right. That's
• 1:35:20
  that's that. That's that's that's that. That's super disgusting. But but then,
• 1:35:26
  but no, that's love, because I've done a lot worse with him.
• 1:35:28
  So well, let me tell you you did. He told us enough
• 1:35:32
  for you to win this pen this time, I got your lady. It'll
• 1:35:35
  be out on the middle tomorrow. I appreciate you all. I love you
• 1:35:40
  guys. Ah, well, Yo, that that was crazy. That's wild.
• 1:35:50
  I think we only got one more pain to giveaway if anybody wants to
• 1:35:55
  not try to top it. It's a community thing. So we appreciate everybody.
• 1:35:58
  She won without being in the poll. Do we still we start?
• 1:36:00
  Holy shit, you just stow on the poll through and you know you know
• 1:36:03
  what though, like I ain't gonna lie, man, Like I kind of
• 1:36:06
  like this obviously, I don't want you to obviously use your phone every time.
• 1:36:10
  So we're gonna get I am gonna get a different line. I'm gonna
• 1:36:12
  go tomorrow because I have a few places to go to and I'm gonna just
• 1:36:14
  get like a prepaid line so we can have a permanent number. That way,
• 1:36:16
  it gets that way, you know what geomes And that's what I'm saying.
• 1:36:20
  So so so I really like this aspect of bringing it back because we
• 1:36:24
  get to know these people and it's like, because you know what happens is
• 1:36:27
  the next event they're gonna be like, Yo, I'm the guy from Georgia
• 1:36:30
  with the fucking two girls. People are people are gonna bring them sex toys?
• 1:36:32
  Yeah, like they guarantee one of these fans and be like, yo,
• 1:36:38
  I know what they're gonna do. That's a very nasty smell. I
• 1:36:41
  don't know if i'd be able to like take like shit, it's sex smells.
• 1:36:45
  It just smells like sacks, Coca fu. It smells like sacks.
• 1:36:48
  It just smells like cocka has yet smells like yeah, bro, yeah,
• 1:36:54
  but you're just yeah. Guy was like what the bro like? This is
• 1:36:58
  nasty? All right? We got one more pen If you guys want one
• 1:37:01
  more price pack, if you want to go ahead and get hooked up,
• 1:37:04
  call up. I mean you could, I mean you could buy one I
• 1:37:09
  have. By the way, I'm gonna announced two stores. Propan got into
• 1:37:13
  two and I'm sorry three stories. I have to announce him. It's the
• 1:37:15
  first three stories that we got into. I'm so proud. I'm happy it's
• 1:37:19
  taken off, and I'm happy that demand is there. But if you guys
• 1:37:23
  want to be smoking, double double up like me, bro smoking some of
• 1:37:26
  the best and believe me. I got an addition coming up next here for
• 1:37:30
  like Mother's Day or something like that where it's a special PAN. I got
• 1:37:32
  another addition. I'm working on so many colorwave shout out to the whole team,
• 1:37:35
  Shout out to Propan Vinnie. That's my fucking guy right there. Man.
• 1:37:41
  Now he's always he's that man. That man's mind runs at a million
• 1:37:44
  miles an hour, and I'm gonna have him on the show soon, as
• 1:37:45
  mister Propan himself, because that guy's crezy. He's been shot in the face.
• 1:37:48
  He wasn't he's not supposed to be alive, like like you can't even
• 1:37:53
  see the scar, and he's not even supposed to be that. He's you
• 1:37:56
  know, he's a good looking dude, like you know, like pause,
• 1:37:59
  you know I'm saying like what I'm saying, like there's no pause, look
• 1:38:01
  like, but but there's not that many people that get shot in the face
• 1:38:03
  and are good looking like that. Afterwards brows lucky. Yeah, ugly.
• 1:38:09
  Was ugly, He's always been ugly, said was never fifty said looking like
• 1:38:14
  buff sexy red I don't yeah, hey, like but yeah, call that
• 1:38:20
  number up. Ninety five one two three, ninety six six eight. Somebody
• 1:38:25
  said that man is mine. He's on fucking bitch. You guys can't hear
• 1:38:29
  me say shit? Brother, fucking assholes. He food like you know what
• 1:38:33
  I was wondering dog like, and are there any black people in the chat
• 1:38:36
  room? Like, do you fools get summer? Do you fools put like
• 1:38:40
  sound screen on? If you're Brian ephy okay, if if you're if you're
• 1:38:45
  Brian eighthy light, I understand, Like if you're if you're the color of
• 1:38:49
  Brian eighthy, I understand, you gotta put it on. I think I
• 1:38:51
  answered this question before to you guys or one of you guys, or like
• 1:38:57
  since some you know, African American folks or African in general, like their
• 1:39:00
  skin pigmentation actually can take more sun, take more sun. Yeah, but
• 1:39:03
  what I'm saying, like, yeah, here's the here's the Google answer heson.
• 1:39:06
  Just so none of us are races. Can a black person get some
• 1:39:10
  burned? Well, darker skin tones are less likely to burn almost anyone.
• 1:39:15
  Somebody said that black us and cherry red fucking asshole. Ye, that means
• 1:39:20
  some people can't get someburn just with this, Well darker, while darker skin
• 1:39:26
  tone are less likely to be burned, almost anyone can get someburn almost anyone.
• 1:39:31
  Means like there's some people probably don't or develop skin cancer. Dark skin
• 1:39:34
  and light skin to respond differently to the sun's ultra violet rays. Dark skin
• 1:39:40
  is much less likely to burn, and they can be more difficult because the
• 1:39:45
  next sun damage or very dark. Number one that was good reading, Exeri,
• 1:39:51
  No, that was for your level, is good reading. But number
• 1:39:55
  one I've never seen I never seemed like a convict mut music color ass food
• 1:40:00
  fucking uh putting on sunscreen at the beach. Bro Like, if I see
• 1:40:04
  a food fucking darkness acon, I've never seen him sunscreen on. And they
• 1:40:09
  know when you're walking your dog at the beach, or you're walking just in
• 1:40:12
  general, and you see the foods or the girls playing volleyball, and there's
• 1:40:15
  always like one or two black foods in the mix, you know what I
• 1:40:16
  mean. And that feels like the Black Power Ranger black and you're like that
• 1:40:20
  was the only fool that doesn't smell like sunstan lotion or sunscreen motion. So
• 1:40:26
  I just always wanted that, like like literally, like because my little cousin,
• 1:40:30
  like he's panto as fucked. This was like a like the color of
• 1:40:33
  a peanut pool, like just like just like like the you know, like
• 1:40:36
  the ready outside of the peanut and I'm like my cousins putting the sunscreen on
• 1:40:42
  all the other kids, and I was like, how come you don't put
• 1:40:44
  it on a little fucking jungle book over here, and like like she's like,
• 1:40:47
  she's like, he doesn't need it, he doesn't get burned. I
• 1:40:49
  was like why. I was like, this was just like fucking desert sand
• 1:40:53
  brown like they I mean, I could put this like, I'm like god,
• 1:40:58
  I was like, you see his sister and and the other little becausin
• 1:41:00
  just like, no, man, this ship hurts. But I'm like this
• 1:41:03
  was running around shirt listen, shit, you know it's crazy. I mean,
• 1:41:06
  I mean I saw it on Shark Tank that they had like different skin
• 1:41:11
  tone fucking band aids. Yeah. I bought the black ones in a purpose
• 1:41:15
  I have him at home purpose wide just to support what bro like that just
• 1:41:26
  I'm not that dark, but like I've worn it. I think I came
• 1:41:29
  in here one time and I think I think it was when this guy Sean
• 1:41:31
  was working here and he was like, is that a black band aid?
• 1:41:34
  And I was like, yeah, like I remember that. I was like
• 1:41:39
  it's like I was like it was under the color's edition for like like it
• 1:41:44
  was because because they had like an Asian tone. They had a fucking hispanic
• 1:41:47
  tone, and they had like the other one. Why then, Nellie were
• 1:41:50
  a Bandaidn't a band aid? On't under his eyes to be cool? No,
• 1:41:55
  but there had to be a reason why I wore the first time.
• 1:41:57
  I think it was probably to cover a pimpole. I remember fools used to
• 1:41:59
  do that to cover pimbles. That's what I'm saying. There's no way someone
• 1:42:01
  said, hey, put a bandaid under there and then stuck because I never
• 1:42:05
  did it. I did it at the house. Drop my fucking penright like
• 1:42:08
  I did it at the house. Good, cool the house, But I
• 1:42:12
  don't have the Ballston take it. He was walking at your house. My
• 1:42:15
  ship, my ship. One more phone call. We got one more pen
• 1:42:18
  to give away for y'all. Honestly, man, the best pen in the
• 1:42:26
  fucking game. That's one, y'all. Come on. We got nine five
• 1:42:30
  one two three, nine six six eight from the ACR just because it's god
• 1:42:33
  damn hot. I don't know anybody who doesn't want to free pen. Hey,
• 1:42:38
  I'm pretty I'm you know. I started breeding pigeons. That song right
• 1:42:40
  here, show was tight at the house with the band aid on. Well,
• 1:42:49
  all right, what about this one? I got the band aid on.
• 1:42:53
  Hey, we can literally pull up a beabs and butthead show we just
• 1:42:57
  watched sucking videos. We can't just react and we're just like yeah, and
• 1:43:01
  we're just like what like We're just like, what is this bitch worry?
• 1:43:04
  You remember these shoes? What about this one dog? I remember? I
• 1:43:09
  know this fucking this song. I know about hard Dog. I remember I
• 1:43:13
  was in love and nah, Grady, I was your love dog. You
• 1:43:17
  were horny. It's not in love dog, you were just about this Oh
• 1:43:25
  sunshine, flip little flip fucking was popping. And I think he's like,
• 1:43:30
  oh, Collar, I could call you my baby? What what up?
• 1:43:40
  What's going on? Yeah? You know smoke the same podcast? Who's this?
• 1:43:45
  My name's Chief? Um. I have a pretty crazy story. This
• 1:43:50
  was back when I was younger. I was like nineteen A Chief, where
• 1:43:55
  you call? Where where are you calling from? I'm calling you accept?
• 1:44:00
  Now you can't accept call back back whatever got called ignoring the chief person on
• 1:44:05
  the phone. The person on the phone, you handle the person calling and
• 1:44:09
  call back? All right? All right, So Chief, where are you
• 1:44:11
  calling from? I'm calling from northern California? All right? Like uh,
• 1:44:15
  like the nice part or like with the homeless. All right, oh man,
• 1:44:19
  there's homeless all over. We're here too, yamh man, you guys
• 1:44:23
  better get ready for the LA Olympics. Ands we're shipping him up there.
• 1:44:27
  But but all right, so what's what's your story? Dog? What happened
• 1:44:30
  to you? Okay? Yeah? So I was nineteen. You know,
• 1:44:32
  I didn't have a lot of money, and but I didn't have a lot
• 1:44:38
  of money. It always started a story, dog, So what happened?
• 1:44:42
  I didn't have a lot of a lot of money? This girl, you
• 1:44:45
  know, she finally told me she was down. We had we left like
• 1:44:47
  a house party, and we were driving and I was like, man,
• 1:44:53
  I gotta think of something, you know, we gotta go somewhere. I
• 1:44:55
  don't have money for a room. I'm still living at my parents. I
• 1:44:59
  can't go back. You knew this bitch, or you just picked up you
• 1:45:00
  scooped up like I knew her. But it was a potential. Yeah,
• 1:45:09
  and it finally happened, you know, all right, all right, I
• 1:45:12
  couldn't let this one go. We're smiling on the way the dog, Hell
• 1:45:15
  yeah, I should feel good. And so we're driving and I'm like,
• 1:45:21
  you know what I'm gonna do? The whole spontaneous thing. And I was
• 1:45:24
  like, hey, let's pull into these orchards. And I'm driving a little
• 1:45:27
  Honda Civic like civics, and so you know, I'm a I'm a pretty
• 1:45:34
  big dude, So I like, how big, like over like two hundred
• 1:45:40
  or like two fifty plus two. All right, So so you're a little
• 1:45:45
  bit smaller than me, and and I need rooms, you know, I
• 1:45:49
  want the legs to go all the way up. Okay, I got out
• 1:45:53
  of I was like, so I pull into these like almond orchards, and
• 1:46:00
  at first she's kind of nervous, but then, you know, we get
• 1:46:01
  into it. We start forgetting about everything, and I start hearing like I'm
• 1:46:05
  hitting it and start hearing a card. But then I'm like, you know
• 1:46:09
  what, we're pretty close to the road. I'm gonna hear cards, and
• 1:46:12
  then starts getting closer. Then I'm like what the fuck, I'm trying to
• 1:46:15
  ignore it, you know. And then all of a sudden, like there's
• 1:46:18
  like this farmer's like big four truck with hell of lights, all the lights
• 1:46:24
  turned on. I can't even see who it is, and I sid just
• 1:46:27
  start hearing like the redneck voice, get off my land. Damn, the
• 1:46:32
  girl got so scared. She peat on me, what was your dick in
• 1:46:41
  there while you were? But she peat on you because like, were you
• 1:46:44
  like mid stroke? You have to pull I cooled out and then like as
• 1:46:49
  soon as I pulled out, because as soon as I heard get off my
• 1:46:53
  land and all the lights turned on, like off, she I just felt
• 1:46:58
  like a gush of water. And I know that wasn't me at that point.
• 1:47:00
  This one was like Swart and did running. I take off running.
• 1:47:09
  We literally forget all the car. Dog you we're in the car. You
• 1:47:13
  got out there, you got out of you. I got a blanket.
• 1:47:15
  We were outside because damn romantic fucking picnic in the middle of the night.
• 1:47:25
  O't we're here? No? Like he said the next dog, he did
• 1:47:30
  say he didn't want the legs up. Yeah, yeah, I mean he
• 1:47:31
  said he's a big unique space yea, yeah all right. So all right,
• 1:47:35
  so so you're outside, and how far was your car like like like
• 1:47:39
  twenty feet away or like yeah, maybe like fifteen feet. We weren't that
• 1:47:44
  far. We kind of like behind it, at least we thought we were.
• 1:47:45
  But the farmer dude came from behind like you did, so did he
• 1:47:55
  have a gun? He did, Oh damn, And what it is?
• 1:47:59
  This is up north? Yeah, this is uh in the two? Did
• 1:48:02
  he call you the Nward? No? I mean but then after we get
• 1:48:14
  in the car and we take off, I realized we both had left all
• 1:48:17
  our clothes. So we were we were driving around town naked, just trying
• 1:48:23
  to get back, and it was just it was how awkward after that?
• 1:48:28
  I'm not gonna lie, so like, do you never you never hooked up
• 1:48:30
  with home girl again? Like you never fucked her again? And make up
• 1:48:32
  for it like a couple give you this blue Rainald Dick. No, we
• 1:48:39
  did meet a couple of times and we kind of just like talked about it
• 1:48:43
  and we just laughed about it basically. So y'all, so you were you
• 1:48:45
  say, you were driving around and I'm getting like and her tits around?
• 1:48:49
  You just dropped her off at home, no clothes. You guys go to
• 1:48:51
  the store like you guys gotta get closed. No, yes, we got
• 1:48:57
  closed from one of her friends. Would you want? I just waited till
• 1:49:01
  it was hell of late and just you went back to get your clothes house.
• 1:49:05
  Basically, but as naked, you have some Yeah, what did you
• 1:49:09
  have? Some gear or you just couldn't go home naked. Your family was
• 1:49:13
  gonna be up. Huh, you're gonna walk in there. I'm gonna ask
• 1:49:15
  you why walking in naked? Dog? Yeah, that's why I had to
• 1:49:18
  wait till like at least like four in the morning, five in the morning,
• 1:49:21
  make sure everybody was asleep. Damn. That's that's some ship right there,
• 1:49:27
  dog. And I'm gonna lie. That was it a lot of pea.
• 1:49:31
  Yeah, dude, it's stank. I'm not gonna lie, Damn.
• 1:49:38
  I mean we were returning. We've been drinking like the whole afternoon, fucking
• 1:49:42
  that UV vodka piss. Oh yeah, they were broke. They were drinking
• 1:49:45
  that UV vodka vodka. Hey. You know what though, just because we're
• 1:49:49
  hitting that time and you got the second price pack. Dog, congratulations,
• 1:49:53
  Dog, that was a good story. Fucking hell yeah. Dog. Everybody
• 1:49:58
  who want just hit me up on the DM, which is only like two
• 1:50:00
  of you guys. Thank you so much for calling up bust your Instagram.
• 1:50:02
  Dog still chief in KK, Steve still chief in KK. Follow that food
• 1:50:09
  if you want to pee on this food. No, I'm just playing,
• 1:50:12
  but follow this food. Show something up with this grower community. Uh,
• 1:50:15
  like I said salute to you guys that uh and thank you for calling in.
• 1:50:18
  Bro. All right, thank you, hey man, I love the
• 1:50:21
  show. I appreciate that. Man is too. I'll send you some.
• 1:50:26
  I'll send you some, send you some extras in the in the price back.
• 1:50:29
  Just make sure you send me your address on Instagram. All right,
• 1:50:31
  thank you man, It's not brother. That's a crazy story right there,
• 1:50:38
  Bro. I would have just bone in the car. Yeah. At one
• 1:50:42
  point I was like, dude, just take off. I boned in the
• 1:50:45
  three twenty five one time, and that ship was hard. Those are the
• 1:50:47
  fancy, the little beamers, a little small. It's like boning in my
• 1:50:51
  coup. I wouldn't it'd be hard to bone in that coup right now.
• 1:50:54
  But yeah, but I'm saying like at that time, I was a little
• 1:50:57
  bit smaller and it was still hard. I can't even bone the Honda.
• 1:51:00
  I don't feel right. Yeah right, yeah, hold on, I put
• 1:51:03
  the seats down. If you don't how to take down the c yeah,
• 1:51:11
  I mean, yeah, you're a pretty you're a pretty like, yeah,
• 1:51:15
  you're pretty skinny dog. Yeah, I'd be like start getting foggy real quick.
• 1:51:24
  I would I would leave the ac on man. Hey man, I
• 1:51:26
  ain't gonna lie. Man, I do like this fucking aspect of having these
• 1:51:30
  people call up. What do you think about Ray? Gotta keep it?
• 1:51:33
  It's great. Yeah, it's fucking sick. I ain't gonna lie. It's
• 1:51:38
  fucking badass. Hey man, I spent two hours finding this film and I
• 1:51:44
  can't find it. You never told us, Yeah, I mean we can
• 1:51:46
  help. Maybe the whole chattering can help. It's dude, I've done all
• 1:51:49
  kinds of Google searches, put all kinds of Is it a snuff film?
• 1:51:54
  Ah? Dude, it's a movie that like came out of red box,
• 1:51:58
  you know how sometimes there's like red box movies or when did this come out?
• 1:52:00
  Right? It's like movies on Toby, Like, what does he even
• 1:52:04
  have the name of it? He doesn't know the name. He just gave
• 1:52:08
  me the plot. He doesn't know the actors. He says that he saw
• 1:52:12
  it when he was like twelve. He gave me the like, he gave
• 1:52:15
  me enough information for me to like try to figure it out, figuring it
• 1:52:17
  out the plot, maybe maybe the trap. I mean, there's there's a
• 1:52:20
  lead. What sixty people want or something like that. I WoT it.
• 1:52:26
  I'm gonna figure it out. Don't worry. I got hey. He just
• 1:52:30
  he just he just sends them back the linked It is definitely not before.
• 1:52:36
  I was watching The Pianists the other day broke it was. It was only
• 1:52:42
  because I was hipping to the channel and then I happened to just flip the
• 1:52:45
  channel at the at the part where like they're in line and then like somebody's
• 1:52:50
  like does anybody happen? That was like, does anybody has anything to say?
• 1:52:55
  And not see or whatever? And then this foot like this foot raises
• 1:52:58
  his hand and that fool walks up, but he's like like and then the
• 1:53:00
  pianist is right next to him, but he's like, oh shit, like
• 1:53:03
  I was, and I was just like, this is not what I need
• 1:53:05
  to be watching before bad. Yeah, but the actor and there it was
• 1:53:09
  great though. Shout out to him. I like him as an actor.
• 1:53:12
  Yeah. There's some phenomenal ass underrated foods. Like I haven't watched that movie
• 1:53:15
  Whale, but I'm gonna watch it soon just because the fact that it won
• 1:53:18
  those rewards of the food. The fat ass from the Mummy what's his name,
• 1:53:28
  I don't know his name? Uh fuck um fat food no, no,
• 1:53:31
  not the fat ass from Mummy. Yeah, Brendan Faser. He became
• 1:53:36
  a fat ass. Yeah, he became fat. I would like to meet
• 1:53:40
  him, Bro, I'm not gonna lie and look food. So there's a
• 1:53:43
  couple of people that I'm working on. So Sunday, I mean, so
• 1:53:45
  Saturday, we're gonna have army. I mean on Saturday, we're gonna have
• 1:53:47
  little draws on. Some of my homies is always doing these weed events and
• 1:53:50
  all this stuff, you know what I mean, just catching up with the
• 1:53:54
  motherfucker. But next Thursday we're gonna I mean next Thursday and next week we're
• 1:53:57
  gonna start with the special guest, trying to have our mean on. Bro,
• 1:54:00
  I'm trying to have our mean. It's very popping. He's dope.
• 1:54:02
  He's always on shape for a five. I've known this dude for a while.
• 1:54:05
  I want to catch up. I've seen this dude get his flowers,
• 1:54:08
  just dope. I hit up Peter Dante, I'm lining something up with Shavo.
• 1:54:13
  I hit up fucking DJ Fleigh. What is it? Uh? I
• 1:54:17
  talked to my dad about getting Dave Faustino on. You know, Bud Bundy
• 1:54:23
  come on every nineties kid, Dog we get like we're two nineties we had.
• 1:54:28
  I don't think we give Squints enough credit for being on here because but
• 1:54:30
  at the same time, it's because he's a chill motherfucker. Bro. No,
• 1:54:33
  you don't be good too though. Again, I mean we've never had
• 1:54:36
  him on here. But like Godfather, like he wants to come on.
• 1:54:40
  Yeah, he wants to come up. But you know what's crazy. I
• 1:54:42
  want him to come on and tell them nasty. Yeah, that's what I
• 1:54:45
  want to hear. I want him to come on. He was like,
• 1:54:47
  so I had three homes. Yeah, you know what I mean, because
• 1:54:50
  like, and I'll bring them. I'll buy the most expensive bottle of Jack
• 1:54:54
  Daniels, like an fine for you. Godfather, Please please just come on
• 1:54:59
  and do our show. Brod be dope, that'd be great. I didn't
• 1:55:02
  legendary, but we're working on special guests, so please please please join the
• 1:55:08
  Patreon. And I'm not gonna lie. I'm very happy with the way the
• 1:55:12
  shoulder none. Now. We made a few changes, and I'm glad we
• 1:55:15
  came together as a fucking team and figured this shit out. By the way,
• 1:55:18
  and if you want someone on here and they're dope and we end up
• 1:55:21
  getting them on here. We'll gift you something as well. But it has
• 1:55:26
  to be like, what's up with George Brass. We're having him on soon.
• 1:55:28
  I'm trying to get him on. Yeah. Yeah, Gritty agreed,
• 1:55:30
  So I mean, yeah, I'll get him. Yeah, tell them I'll
• 1:55:35
  get some fire as the balla Dog. I wish I could do it like
• 1:55:43
  that, Like there's something I'm gonna lie man, Like I said that ship
• 1:55:45
  is fired. Like I told you guys, Man, I wouldn't. I
• 1:55:48
  wouldn't have quick drugs if I fucking if I fucking like if I had the
• 1:55:53
  fear of dying. But I do like getting a lot of sleep. It's
• 1:55:56
  great. Sleep is the best. Sometimes sleep is the best drug. Like
• 1:55:59
  man like the homie mess, said shutt Man. I like it. I
• 1:56:02
  like seeing the homie get his flowers, bro like literally, Dog, that's
• 1:56:06
  one of my Boil Heights told me that I never went to school with him,
• 1:56:10
  never done in that ship, but that's one of my homies. I'm
• 1:56:12
  a big fan of Dog. And they salute to the hymn in the Boil
• 1:56:15
  Heights community and all this stuff. I want more of the Latino community to
• 1:56:18
  come together. Dog, we gotta show motherfuckers that it's different. Bro Like,
• 1:56:21
  we can't. We don't just gotta come together every time a food vendor
• 1:56:25
  gets robbed. We could just come together and just be cool. You know
• 1:56:28
  what I'm saying. I like it we come together when the food ender gets
• 1:56:30
  robbed because the food and it makes some money back. I get it.
• 1:56:32
  I'm just saying, like, yo, man, can we just cheer for
• 1:56:35
  each other down? Bro Like? I'm tired of that shit. Bro Like,
• 1:56:38
  I'm really fucking tired of that shit. Like. I'm tired of motherfucker's
• 1:56:42
  hating on each other. Bro like, And it's just like people hate on
• 1:56:45
  the motherfuckers that have the most potential. But with that being said, thank
• 1:56:47
  you everybody for tuning in today. Um, I like it when it's just
• 1:56:51
  three of us. Sometimes sometimes you guys need that shit and today was one
• 1:56:54
  of probably one of the best shows. So the homie Surgio who makes the
• 1:56:58
  clips, you got a lot of clips to make from this show. I
• 1:57:00
  would get to work on these, uh. I mean, I know you're
• 1:57:02
  watching and catching up, but definitely get to work and please use the high
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• 1:57:13
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• 1:57:15
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• 1:57:17
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• 1:57:20
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• 1:57:40
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  that light by and subscribe. Will see you guys Saturday. Thanks for Thanks
• 1:58:23
  for everybody who called the y'all had gred some great stories that shit. I
• 1:58:26
  like this, don't abuse a b fucking be calling my number all fucking night
• 1:58:30
  long. They're gonna call you at twelve o'clocks. Hey, yeah, bros.
• 1:58:38
  The funny thing, I really keep my phone on because the homies drink
• 1:58:41
  and drive or for emergencies, So don't make me turn it off for non
• 1:58:45
  emergency activities. It'd be like I'd be the horrible person to call if you're
• 1:58:48
  trying to call me for like one of those out selos type of shit.
• 1:58:50
  Because I only have a certain amount of you guys in the close friends.
• 1:58:54
  Think where I'll hear the phone call after its night. I mean obviously everybody
• 1:58:58
  hears in that list, but I'm you know, like they're like just like
• 1:59:00
  a food, Like if you're on do not disturb this After nine homie,
• 1:59:04
  I got a duy so I'm on that list for like, if you got
• 1:59:08
  a dun you you live close to me, I'll go because I wish someone
• 1:59:13
  got me when I got mine. With that being said, don't fucking drink
• 1:59:15
  and drive, assholes, be be fucking safe. Get a fucking uber.
• 1:59:18
  If you don't and your uber is only ten dollars away, hit me up.
• 1:59:21
  I'll fucking even sponsor that shit if you've been a fan for a long
• 1:59:25
  time ago, because I don't want nobody going through that bullshit and I want
• 1:59:29
  them. I love you guys for real. Peace out. We'll see you
• 1:59:31
  guys on Saturday, right