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Full Show 7-15-26: Squid Chips · The Alabama Show On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome looking
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  Speaker 1: through the Alabama show.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you making the I'm a trouble maker face.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not intentionally making any face.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you are.
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  Speaker 4: You did as soon as I walked in. He never
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  Speaker 4: made that face.
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  Speaker 3: It was not intentional today specifically, I know you.
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  Speaker 2: Are you excited about eight o'clock? Is that what it is?
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  Speaker 5: I am excited about eight o'clock, but I wouldn't say
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  Speaker 5: that's why I'm having the face.
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  Speaker 2: If you're new to the show.
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  Speaker 4: Normally I torture producer Blake and make him do all
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  Speaker 4: kinds of weird stuff on the show, and now he
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  Speaker 4: is you brought something for me?
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  Speaker 2: Say you're making the face again.
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  Speaker 3: I'm told you, I'm just sitting here. I'm just sitting
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  Speaker 3: here with my normal producer Blake face.
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  Speaker 4: Listen to eight o'clock because I'm probably gonna get really
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  Speaker 4: mad and walk out of the show on the air.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna make you finish the rest of the show.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just telling you I didn't do anything crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe yeah, eight o'clock. Listen at eight o'clock. Today will
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  Speaker 2: be the day I walk off in the middle of
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  Speaker 2: the show and producer Blake runs it all by himself
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  Speaker 2: for the rest of the day.
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  Speaker 4: Also seven o'clock, What's to day Wednesday? Ask Alabama? We
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  Speaker 4: do Ask Alabama. If you ever have an issue that
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  Speaker 4: you need help with, we do our best to help you.
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  Speaker 4: What the hell headlines, Crazy things people are doing in
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  Speaker 4: the news at six fifteen and eight fifty and What's awesome?
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  Speaker 2: If you got good news, we would love to hear it.
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  Speaker 2: Call the show.
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  Speaker 4: We do that at seven forty, but you can call
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  Speaker 4: any time of the day. Eight three, three, five oh one.
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  Speaker 4: Bama is the number. Good morning, It's what the hell headlines?
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  Speaker 2: What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: On the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: Amen is recovering after a beaver attack.
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  Speaker 3: Why hold on, but I need you to back up
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  Speaker 3: a hair.
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  Speaker 4: A man in New York is recovering he was attacked
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  Speaker 4: by a beaver while swimming in Lake George Brandon short
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  Speaker 4: Sleeve was in the water with his brother and friend.
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  Speaker 4: It's not funny. That's when the beaver started attacking.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to this the first time.
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  Speaker 6: My friend ended up picking it up swam back at him,
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  Speaker 6: so we were like, okay, this is out for blood.
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  Speaker 6: This was a puncture bite. His teeth went through my stomach.
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  Speaker 6: He said something. Oh come, I just jumped in the
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  Speaker 6: water and then I grabbed whatever it was attacking and
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  Speaker 6: pulled it out. I was a little freaked out. I
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  Speaker 6: didn't like think it was a beaver at first.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 6: I just grabbed this little brown blob in the water.
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  Speaker 6: It ended up biting me a few times as I
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  Speaker 6: got it out of the water, so I was like,
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  Speaker 6: I gotta keep a good grip on this thing. And
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  Speaker 6: then I just toss him pretty sure.
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  Speaker 4: This is why we don't swim in likes or ponds.
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  Speaker 4: We go to a public pool because, oh my god,
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  Speaker 4: beware of beaver.
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  Speaker 1: Why super easy Trivia with the Yellabama Show eight three.
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  Speaker 4: Three five iy Bama is the number to call the show.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, who's this Philip? Good morning? What are you
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  Speaker 2: doing right now? Going into work? Where do you work?
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  Speaker 2: What do you do?
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  Speaker 7: Utility?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Is it the element of power? You don't want
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  Speaker 2: to say because everybody's mad about how.
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  Speaker 3: Much their bill is.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not okay? All right? What town are you
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  Speaker 2: calling from? Where are you at?
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  Speaker 6: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: What's traffic like this morning?
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  Speaker 3: I thought too bad?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Philip, your man a little words, aren't you?
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  Speaker 8: That's okay.
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  Speaker 4: You only need to answer with one word to get
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  Speaker 4: the questions right. Are you calling to play super easy trivia?
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  Speaker 4: I am okay, so we're going to do it. Are
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  Speaker 4: you smarter than Producer Blake style? I'm going to ask
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  Speaker 4: the question, say your name is your buzzer? And then
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  Speaker 4: I would say the answer, because Producer Blake's getting cheat.
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  Speaker 3: I do not cheat.
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  Speaker 9: After they say their name, you literally yell the answer.
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  Speaker 2: That's not how that works. Okay, are you ready, Philip?
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  Speaker 6: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Question number one? What's the nearest star to Earth?
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  Speaker 3: Producer Blake Philip?
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  Speaker 2: Sir Philip, so the sun the Sun? Good job, buddy?
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  Speaker 3: What all right?
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  Speaker 2: Next one? How many colors are in a rainbow? Producer
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  Speaker 2: Blake Philip? Philip? I said Philip. I didn't say, say,
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  Speaker 2: Producer Blake, Philip. What's the answer?
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  Speaker 6: Yes?
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  Speaker 8: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 2: All right? This one's for Philip and Philip only.
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  Speaker 3: That's all this game is played.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it is. I am the host.
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  Speaker 4: I am the game master, and I say, Philip. Last
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  Speaker 4: one for the win. What is the tallest animal in
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  Speaker 4: the world?
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  Speaker 8: Good job, buddy.
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  Speaker 2: Congratulations, you're going to rock the South.
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  Speaker 1: It's three things you.
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  Speaker 4: Need to know. The Teedwiler Hotel is changing. They've been
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  Speaker 4: doing over a year of renovations. This is the historic
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  Speaker 4: hotel in downtown Birmingham. They're now teasing it. It's reopening
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  Speaker 4: as the Tetweiler Hotel, a Double Tree by Hilton. They
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  Speaker 4: did seven million dollars in renovations with like new furniture, fixtures, bathtubs, paint,
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  Speaker 4: and a lot more. If you follow them on Instagram,
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  Speaker 4: the post that they shared on the inside, like the teaser,
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  Speaker 4: it looks awesome.
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  Speaker 2: So if you get a chance to go, I would go.
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  Speaker 4: We have an update on Taylor Swift and Travis's dog
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  Speaker 4: because there's a ton of rumors about this dog after
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  Speaker 4: they have been photographed with the dog recently in the
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  Speaker 4: last few days. Page six finally confirmed the dog is
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  Speaker 4: theirs and they've had the dog for almost a year
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  Speaker 4: and it's their shared pet.
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  Speaker 2: So you know, when you get a shared pet.
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  Speaker 4: Together, if you don't get married, you gotta get married
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  Speaker 4: for the dog. So that's that's what they did. Olive Garden,
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  Speaker 4: I figure du'd laugh at me for that. No, Olive
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  Speaker 4: Garden is bringing back the pasta pass. I'm excited for
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  Speaker 4: this for the first time in six years. So the
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  Speaker 4: Pasta Pass lets you get thirteen weeks of unlimited pasta
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  Speaker 4: sauces and toppings. Only ten thousand passes are going to
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  Speaker 4: be sold this year. It cost one hundred dollars. It
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  Speaker 4: will go on sale July sixteenth, that's tomorrow at one
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  Speaker 4: pm our time. If you want to get it, you
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  Speaker 4: got to go to pastapass dot com. I'd be sitting
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  Speaker 4: and refreshing and waiting on that website because you know
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  Speaker 4: it's going to crash.
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  Speaker 2: Once they're sold out, they are gone.
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  Speaker 4: So be ready for tomorrow and set your alarm. That's
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  Speaker 4: three things you need to know more at the Alabama
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  Speaker 4: Show dot com.
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  Speaker 1: The Alabama Show on to me. It's free on the
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  Speaker 1: iHeartRadio app eight three.
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  Speaker 4: Thirty five Iye and Bama is the number to call
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  Speaker 4: the show. If you ever have an issue that you
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  Speaker 4: have going on in your life, dating drama, bad coworkers,
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  Speaker 4: terrible and laws, whatever it is, we try to help
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  Speaker 4: you out. Lindsey, good morning, what's your issue for Ask Alabama?
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  Speaker 2: Dating is always a drama. What's going on in your
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  Speaker 2: dating life right now?
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  Speaker 10: Dating is so hard it just feels like you bounce
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  Speaker 10: around from one person to the next, to the next
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  Speaker 10: to the next. It's exhausting, Like, is so exhausting.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying, I'm really trying.
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  Speaker 10: But my biggest issue is I feel like I've completely
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  Speaker 10: aged out of dating.
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  Speaker 2: How old are Yeah?
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  Speaker 10: So I am thirty seven, about to be thirty eight.
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  Speaker 10: I'm somehow too old. I'm in this weird like dead
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  Speaker 10: zone for these guys that are look, you know, if
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  Speaker 10: they're forty they're looking for I don't even want to
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  Speaker 10: say if they even want a thirty five year old.
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  Speaker 4: Usually they want a younger girl because they've gone through
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  Speaker 4: a divorce and they just want to have fun.
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  Speaker 10: Right, And then for me, I'm like, okay, so just
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  Speaker 10: because I'm thirty seven years old, which isn't even really
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  Speaker 10: that old, but in dating world now it's grandma age.
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  Speaker 10: So now I'm just like forced to be with someone who's.
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  Speaker 2: Fifty dated old or sugar daddy. There's nothing wrong with that.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you meeting people? Are you on the apps?
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  Speaker 2: Is that where you're mating people? I am on the apps?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I am on the apps, and I feel like
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  Speaker 10: there's so many people I probably am not seeing because
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  Speaker 10: they put their age range to thirty five.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe we have somebody listening to the show that would
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  Speaker 7: like to reach out.
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  Speaker 2: What kind of guy are you looking for? What's your type?
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  Speaker 10: Well, I just want someone who knows what they want.
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  Speaker 10: I want someone who has dreams, and I've been finding
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  Speaker 10: people that that seems to be something that's like a
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  Speaker 10: big struggle for them. Like I want someone who dreams
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  Speaker 10: of the same things that I dream about.
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  Speaker 3: What do you dream about?
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  Speaker 2: What that means?
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  Speaker 10: It's just a future that has a true partner in
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  Speaker 10: their lives that then wants to build a family together
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  Speaker 10: and dreams of that life of sharing their life, becoming
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  Speaker 10: a we versus an I or a me right, really
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  Speaker 10: believing in that feeling and wanting that feeling of turning
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  Speaker 10: their lives into an US rather than a me or
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  Speaker 10: an ie. So, and then of course all the other
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  Speaker 10: things that everyone wants. Someone who's kind, someone who's ambitious,
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  Speaker 10: someone who's driven, someone who's generous and a caretaker but
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  Speaker 10: also wants to be taken care of, someone who wants
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  Speaker 10: to be adventurous and have fun and be spontaneous, and.
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  Speaker 2: But all the things everybody wants.
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  Speaker 7: You know, all right, if you're listening and this sounds
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  Speaker 7: like you call the show, or if you have advice
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  Speaker 7: and you know some good spots to go meet single people,
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  Speaker 7: call the show. Eight three three five oh one Bama
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  Speaker 7: is the number. That's eight three three five oh one
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  Speaker 7: two two sixteen.
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  Speaker 1: Yea Alabama show on de Man Free on the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 4: Eight three three five I one Bama is the number
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  Speaker 4: to call the show. Lindsey is thirty seven and struggling
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  Speaker 4: with finding love on dating apps. If you have advice
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  Speaker 4: for her, Andrew, good morning do you?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? She needs to listen to your show more often.
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  Speaker 6: Because you have a good sponsor for Bally's Love Stuff
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  Speaker 6: offers everything she needs. She that girl needs to calm down.
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  Speaker 3: You thirty seven girl.
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  Speaker 4: We don't want to pull the car facts on a
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  Speaker 4: middle aged mama.
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  Speaker 2: What look, she is not old? Thirty seven is not old?
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  Speaker 2: Thirty seven, do not it's not old, no old.
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  Speaker 4: But that's a lot.
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  Speaker 3: I bought a Honda Civic.
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  Speaker 4: I hate you, Andrew, I love you, but today I'm
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  Speaker 4: not dealing with this.
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  Speaker 2: I'm hanging up. I'm hanging up.
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  Speaker 5: I love y'all.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for calling. Where Hey, Hey, where are you calling from?
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  Speaker 4: I'm in West Meurburnham, all right, thanks for calling us.
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  Speaker 4: Be careful driving. We'll talk to you later.
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  Speaker 7: Love y'all.
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  Speaker 1: It's three things you need to know you The Element Show.
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  Speaker 4: Our buddy Matt Matthews was the first act announced for
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  Speaker 4: Mobiles Regions Arena. So this is a brand new arena
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  Speaker 4: and Matt Matthews is going to be a part of
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  Speaker 4: the grand opening celebration, which will be March sixth, and
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  Speaker 4: he's bringing his Bougie on a budget tour. If you
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  Speaker 4: have never seen his life comedy, it is awesome and
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  Speaker 4: it will be the first comedy show at Regent's Arena.
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  Speaker 4: I am following Matt Matthews and he was posting yesterday
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  Speaker 4: people were complaining that he is going to be the
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  Speaker 4: first comedy act.
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  Speaker 2: Don't be complaining about Matt Matthews. I love him. I
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  Speaker 2: texted him, I said, are people really mad? He goes yes.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, you go do great on that bougie
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  Speaker 4: on a budget tour. If you've never seen his comedy live,
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  Speaker 4: and if you don't know who Matt Matthews is, he's
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  Speaker 4: famous on TikTok from Get Up, It's Time to do
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  Speaker 4: Farm Chores and he's a comedian. Now we love him
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  Speaker 4: So Matt Matthews come into Mobile March sixth, Good for you, buddy.
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  Speaker 4: Lenny Kravitz works out in leather pants and he's on
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  Speaker 4: the issue of Men's Health, Music and Muscle their issue,
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  Speaker 4: and they asked why he wears leather pants at the gym,
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  Speaker 4: because he literally wears his jeans and leather pants in
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  Speaker 4: the gym while he's doing squats and lifting weights and
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  Speaker 4: doing all the things. And he said it's because he
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  Speaker 4: performs in the leather pants and jeans, and so that's
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  Speaker 4: what he works out in so that he is ready
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  Speaker 4: to be on stage and can do all the movements.
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  Speaker 4: And he said it just he's ready for a workout anytime.
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  Speaker 4: He can just bust into a squat while he's walking
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  Speaker 4: around his leather pants. So, if you haven't seen, Lenny
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  Speaker 4: Kravitz is in his fifties and he looks great. So
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  Speaker 4: I think we've just figured out a story, producer Blake, and.
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  Speaker 3: I, yes, I think we might be breaking it right now.
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  Speaker 4: So a second ago, I went, oh, my Apple Watch
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  Speaker 4: didn't charge overnight and I had it on my charger
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  Speaker 4: and you have the same issue.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I wouldn't charge at all. He stopped at like
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  Speaker 3: seven percent.
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  Speaker 4: Last night, We're on TikTok Live, and everybody in our
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  Speaker 4: TikTok Live who has an Apple Watch also just started
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  Speaker 4: commenting and saying, wait, my Apple Watch didn't charge either.
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  Speaker 4: We're looking for the story online to see if there
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  Speaker 4: was a glitch. We can't find it anywhere, but that
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  Speaker 4: doesn't mean that it's not.
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  Speaker 2: But I want you to call the show eight.
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  Speaker 4: Three three five oh one Bama if you have an
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  Speaker 4: Apple Watch, look at it and see if it's charged.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't realize until i just.
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  Speaker 4: Got the notification that it's about I'm at ten percent.
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  Speaker 4: So if you're just did in charge, we'll figure out
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  Speaker 4: what's going on and we'll keep you updated.
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  Speaker 2: And that's three things you need to know. More at
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  Speaker 2: the Alabama Show dot com, The.
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  Speaker 1: Alabama Show on to men, It's amazing free on the
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  Speaker 1: Heart Radio app.
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  Speaker 2: If you ever have.
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  Speaker 4: Good news, we want you to call the show and share.
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  Speaker 4: Eight three three five a one Bam is the number.
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  Speaker 4: It's eight three three five one two two sixty two.
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  Speaker 4: Producer Blake has good news that he would love to share.
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  Speaker 2: What is your good news?
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  Speaker 5: Producer Blake, I'm finally going to a Creed concert.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so excited it's next week.
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  Speaker 2: Producer Blake is the biggest fan of Creed.
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  Speaker 3: Look, I love the worst dad rock and Creed is
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  Speaker 3: number one.
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  Speaker 4: What's so funny is there is a age gap between
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  Speaker 4: Producer Blake and I like I grew up listening to Creed.
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  Speaker 4: I think Creed was out when you were before you're
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  Speaker 4: even born. Was when all those songs were popular. You
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  Speaker 4: were a baby.
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  Speaker 2: When did you fall in love with Creed? What is happening?
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  Speaker 3: You know, when you love something, it just it just
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  Speaker 3: comes to you.
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  Speaker 4: Did our boss get you tickets to the concert? Or
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  Speaker 4: did you buy your tickets these?
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  Speaker 3: I think he helped me with yes.
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  Speaker 2: Did he get you good seats?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: But all I care about is being in the same
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  Speaker 5: presence as Creed that night.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so excited. Can you take.
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  Speaker 2: Me turning you off? Now?
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  Speaker 5: It's just a banger band man, Okay, I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 2: I'm excited for you. Do you have your outfit picked
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  Speaker 2: out yet? You're gonna wear a Creen shirt?
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  Speaker 3: Now, I'm gonna let it come to me that day.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna buy a great shirt when you're there, look
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  Speaker 2: at me.
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  Speaker 3: Obviously, I'm gonna buy my shirt.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, if you have good news, call the show.
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  Speaker 1: The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 4: I'm really excited today because.
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  Speaker 2: I have a meeting about The Alabama Show Live.
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  Speaker 4: We're bringing the show live to a place near you,
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  Speaker 4: out on the streets.
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  Speaker 3: Giveaways, fun times, happy hour, we got it all.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is gonna be a happy hour.
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  Speaker 4: I like that you don't have to wake up at
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  Speaker 4: five in the morning to hang out with this.
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  Speaker 2: You can come hang out at the Drink.
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  Speaker 4: Happy Hour starts at five pm and then we're gonna
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  Speaker 4: do the show live at six pm at work Play.
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  Speaker 2: It's free get in and then we'll.
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  Speaker 4: Be on the stage and we'll be doing like think
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  Speaker 4: of it like the Ellen Show, where we're gonna do
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  Speaker 4: fun games and we make producer Blake do some fun
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  Speaker 4: wacky stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, just like the Ellen Show.
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  Speaker 2: Just like the Ellen Show.
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  Speaker 4: There'll be games, there'll be a surprise guest, there'll be
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  Speaker 4: a lot of fun stuff. So it's free to get in.
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  Speaker 4: If you want to hang out with this, mark your
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  Speaker 4: calendar's Thursday, August sixth at Workplace. The doors open at
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  Speaker 4: five We'll start at six pm. You can come see
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  Speaker 4: the Alabama show live August sixth at Workplay.
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  Speaker 1: The Alabama Show on Demand's free on the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 2: You gonna make it through today?
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 15:37
  Speaker 6: Are you?
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know what you're doing. It's
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: gonna be fun. Is all you need to know. It
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: is all you need to know.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: Producer Blake brought in a surprise.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: I have no idea what the surprise is.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: Correct, I brought you to surprises and I need you can.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, hang on, wait a minute.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: You gotta do the setup if you're going to torture me,
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: because I normally torture you.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: So what's the setup? Why'd you bring this thing in?
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: So?
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: I went to an international supermarket recently and I was like, hmm,
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: what could I get?
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: And the person I was with said, you should torture Alabama.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Because I torture you so much.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: Correct, and so and found a fresh coconut that you
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: have to Oh. I love this. I can do this.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: I've been to Hawaii before.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Hit that against the table, the top of it.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: This isn't torture.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, that's not all of it. Just go ahead
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: Yep, do that, and then go ahead do it like that.
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: Or that.
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: Okay, yep, okay, there you go, and here's your straw. Well,
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: now what you put it into right there in the
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: middle of that No no, no, no, you push it
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: back down there you now push it. Now, pop it
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: in the middle of the hole. There's a hole right
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: there under the sticker. Just stab it in the middle
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: of that that sticker. Yep, okay, right there? All right,
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: they got a little sippy. What's wrong with it? Nothing,
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: that's not the worst of it. I'm just giving you
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: an internet taste test today.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: There's that okay on fresh coconut water.
• 17:04
  Speaker 6: I like that.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: You said you hate it.
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: Uh, you wouldn't need a real octopus or anything like that.
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: So I have brought what I think is like an
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: octopus flavored chip hat.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: So I hate this because I hate it because I
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: was a.
• 17:20
  Speaker 9: Vegetarian for ten years and there's a documentary on Netflix.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: It's my octopus Friend. They're so intelligent.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: If this has actual octopus in it, I'm gonna be
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: lividis every single one of my my morals.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: I can't read it.
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: It's all in Japanese, so ingredients, spices. If you can
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: read that, good luck, And there's nothing on that that
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: is English.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: No, on the bottom of okay, there's no actual octopus,
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: because this guys against every one of my morals.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Just the fact that.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: I know that the octopus flavored chip bothers me.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Actually doesn't taste that bad.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: But just a fact I can't is that it No,
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: there is no for now.
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: Yes, do that to me because you always bring stuff
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: that I hate, and I wanted to bring you the
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: one thing that you said you would.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Never ta taste like regular chips.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: It's not really octopus, but that Oh, this is my
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: hippie rabbit hole.
• 18:23
  Speaker 9: I will not eat kalamari like literally if you OCTOPI
• 18:27
  Speaker 9: are so intelligent. They are federally protected because you can't
• 18:33
  Speaker 9: you have to put them under anesthesia if you do
• 18:35
  Speaker 9: any tests on them because they know what's going on.
• 18:37
  Speaker 9: Why would you do that to me because they're like
• 18:40
  Speaker 9: they have the intelligence of a kid.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: I can't.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you deserved it, so thanks, thank you, You're welcome.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Of course that was great.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Alabama Show.
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: I don't know why I can't stop drinking this stupid
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: coconut juice you brought from me.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: It tastes awful.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: I can't stop drinking if it makes you feel better.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: I don't really like these chips either.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that backfired on you.
• 19:06
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• 19:08
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• 19:11
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• 19:12
  Speaker 2: On demand, and we'll see you tomorrow.
• 19:15
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