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Thanks, Jeff: Amazon Customer Service & Microsoft Buys Bethesda · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  I was about to ask you both to join me in a competition but now I'm just going to
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  ask Matt I'm sorry okay I mean this kind of favoritism is is this because you think
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  Dan will win and I won't what is this this is because I asked you both a very
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  long time ago to create true achievement accounts oh yeah oh yeah I didn't luk I
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  didn't yeah no I didn't I think he knows Dan I think he knows that yeah
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  any achievement I have ever achieved has been purely by
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  accident welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things nerdy but they were true the best one
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  that I ever got I think is when I was playing Mass Effect to and we may have
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  some Mass Effect news later on in the episode so it's a bit of foreshadowing
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  but um good work uh one of those little aliens came out with a shield with a
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  little eye holes in it and I shot him in the face through the eye holes and it
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  came by letter box achievement unlocked and I was like yes there you go that's
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  the only one I've been really proud of well on the true achievements website
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  there's actually they're starting a competition soon which they do this sort
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  of every year and it's a great true achievement score challenge so you
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  basically register and then they'll they you get people get eliminated every week
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  mhm so if you they get 100 people to go this week 20 the bottom 20 will be
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  eliminated and it goes off the gamer score that you get so what you're saying
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  is I've already been eliminated I mean we might as I might as well
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  be what part of my Xbox is in a shipping container somewhere in the South China
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  Sea do you not understand well what that there's also that but no the
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  reason why you can't join is you need to have an true treatment account for three
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  months oh to join so I want to make a team so I'm asking Matt would you be
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  willing to join me sure I don't know how much help I'll be but yeah why not it
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  it's I wish it's a bit of fun no that's fine I'm happy to do it I wish that um
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  that see I accidentally got a bunch of achievements the other day uh which I'm
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  sure you probably noticed cuz you're you yes yeah yeah cuz I
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  was I I finished work and I got a notification on my iPad on Twitch that
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  said uh Mike and Jerry from Penny Arcade were streaming uh they stream um
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  Motocross manager sometimes I was like I'll pop that on okay yep so I popped
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  that on and I was kind of half watching it and I was like you know what I should
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  do while I'm half watching this what I used play Minecraft exactly and I was
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  like Minecraft on the Xbox is free now so I opened Minecraft on the Xbox and
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  yeah so I'm pottering around and I got I don't know how many achievements Luke
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  how many achievements did I get I'm nine achievements yeah I got nine
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  achievements and then um so I'm I'm there playing I'm just because Minecraft
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  is kind of like a Zen experience for me I don't normally do the whole
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  multiplayer Minecraft thing unless I'm specifically going to do that so I'm
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  there y I'm there doing my thing and then this message pops up from uh
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  friends son who is uh I don't know how old he is he's young he's like he's the
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  Minecraft demographic potentially sing he want to play with you double digits by now but
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  anyway he just this message just pops up in Minecraft and says hi Matt and then
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  I'm like what and then he's in the game and I was like oh this is awkward
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  because actually I actually I have to go and make dinner now and also I don't
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  want to play multiplayer I just I was just goofing around and so I've had this
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  happen before as well I'll be in a game and then someone will join me and it's
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  sort of like I don't want to be that person who's leaving just because You'
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  rocked up but I was going right that's why our private server was so good when
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  we had our private server yeah you could drop in and out I was unemployed at the
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  time so I was pretty much nocturnal I did I did really enjoy just
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  mining could building considered moving to
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  perlick I enjoyed just logging on every evening and seeing what Luke had left me
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  in my in the chest in my little house yes yeah y good time I just I had all of
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  that stuff and you guys build I mean that also happened when we played Conan
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  I know I just remembered logging into Conan and because in Conan when you log
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  out you're actually asleep on the floor and so Luke had buil this little [ __ ]
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  lean to next to our mansions and then but then You' log in and he just be
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  asleep on the floor outside in the
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  dirt well yeah I I I I I do enjoy those I enjoy playing with you but I just
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  don't build who cares about house I just love that both Dan and I built these we
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  had bedrooms and then we I'm going to L off I got to go to bed yeah yeah I got
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  to be in my I got to be sitting on my Throne yeah I'm not going to sleep in the dirt with
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  Luke I just remember dirt to share cuz we had our little village we had Village
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  and in the middle were you know like our slaves yeah I was I was trying to find a
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  better way to say it but yes our slaves were chained up in the middle I think
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  everybody knows that that game has those because it's been controversial Soh but
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  then once I went exploring and I found a house and I was like what is this house
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  and I went in and Matt had built himself a house like away from our village and I
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  was like [ __ ] you man I did remember when we we had the Minecraft server and
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  then I built a house in the Valle overa and Dave found it and he was Furious and
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  he he like trashed my [ __ ] house yeah yeah Dave burned down my house uh
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  because I made what I would consider a a piece of modernist
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  architecture uh that that he called a blight on a landscape and a monstrosity
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  and so he just poured lava into my house and burnt it
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  down I do miss those maybe I should play multiplayer minecra although I'm not
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  sure my friend yeah I'm not sure my friend's child will uh will be on the
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  same level as far as he's probably if I'd left him a lot better yeah I was
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  going to say if i' left him in there I'd probably have to Taj Mahal where my my
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  little H used to be so yeah I do think about playing it every now and again and
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  then I remember I've got so many other games to play it is a Time burglar but
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  it is if you're happy to just get lost in Minecraft Minecraft is a great way to
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  just well that's thing like I do enjoy it but as I said I don't like the
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  building and just mining for no reason it's not fun if if we were playing
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  together I I would probably enjoy that even just mining to give you guys stuff
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  I feel the same way back Conan M if you guys told me that you
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  wanted to get back into Conan by the way they're releasing expanded Maps soon I'm
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  just putting that out there I'm just putting it out there also there's that
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  sexy expansion they put out where it's just yeah yeah yeah you know what it is
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  oh I know what it is oh I had I had dicks from day one yeah but we're
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  talking about in the game yeah I had no dicks because I was in Singapore where
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  dicks aren't allowed oh I already had to unlock for it on the Xbox when I ordered
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  it they went here's your code for nudity and Oh I thought you couldn't get it on
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  the Xbox cuz I didn't no neither did I was there you have to be in a region
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  that allows I was not actually I was cuz I was
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  female and you don't know how female genitals work no it's just perfectly
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  smooth yep perfectly
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  smooth but yeah so I'm just registering our team now oh very good Hey so uh
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  while we're on the subject of our Xboxes there was been uh there was a big
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  event hands up who heads up who's got one or getting one I mean I'm getting
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  one but I plan to just walk into EB Games week but I don't think uh the
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  listeners can quite see that I did manage to get one my hands up twice yeah
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  so all right you go first cuz you're you're your pre-orders were first how'd you fair
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  Luke um so I woke up early in the morning I had the day off and uh I had
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  two websites open cuz I was a bit nervous cuz I know PlayStation did not have a good time
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  um I had JB highi in the Microsoft store mhm now the Microsoft store I think went
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  live a little late so I was going through JB HiFi and then it hung and
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  I've gone oh crap and then Microsoft caught up Microsoft confirmed and then a
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  little bit later I got an email from JB highi saying pre- is confirmed as well
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  so I have two you sort of looks like I'm getting myself an Xbox then yeah thanks
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  l i I did want to but you I mean and I you wanted to but it was would have been
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  difficult to justify to to your wife had you not you know kind of had this great
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  story to explain why you have to so exactly this is kind of Ideal it wasn't
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  my fault for her cuz that would certainly soften the blow is this like
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  that time remember that time Luke accidentally bought a [ __ ] $1,000
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  phone CU he forgot his Paypal was logged in or something some hor [ __ ] and he
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  forgot his Paypal was logged in when he clicked bu Now by now
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  check out with PayPal yes Express checkout yes yes oh
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  what it just happened yeah happens to the best of us as I said it's not my
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  fault well I only got one of them I did I did want two as well but I didn't get
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  two but that's fine there were clearly not enough to go around evidently they
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  are going to try and release more soon there will be plenty but yeah I I think
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  they said look there'll be more in store so maybe I can grab one yeah you know on
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  the day if necessary I had I had five tabs open I had the Microsoft store I
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  had Target I had Best Buy I had Amazon
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  and I had uh Walmart open just just
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  because and I was I was trying to check out on all of them this is not this is
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  not a lie anyone in I mean I know Australia had it rough as well but
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  anyone in America will tell you man because I was like I I got one on the
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  Microsoft store uh and it it wasn't too bad but then trying to check out on Best
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  Buy I would put an Xbox in my cut and then go to check out and it would say
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  there's nothing you can't mate and i' be like there's an Xbox in there and then
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  I'd refresh and it be like oh yeah you're right there is an Xbox in there
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  all right I'll check out you can't check out with nothing wait mate there [ __ ]
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  Xbox in yeah so anyway that was that was and also I was it was 11: a.m. so I was
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  working as well made it very complicated cuz yes that's why I made sure to be
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  like online ready to go at 8 as soon as it went live yeah no no no this that's
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  when it went live 11:00 a.m. oh really yes that's what I'm saying it was it was
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  11:00 a.m. and I was I was working and so it was really not so I got one you
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  could put like all your effort into it you got the one which is that's all you
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  really need to start with you can only play one at a time guys that's true but
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  I can play one and Jenna can play one which is why I needed two and I can have
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  my options open as to where I play one but at least I'm not one of these the
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  the jerks is now trying to sell them for like $1,500 and stuff on eBay I know
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  that came up pretty quick oh man I don't get that you're going to be able to get
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  one so soon after I mean this is this happens every time I mean I understand I
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  understand that you guys want yours day one and and that's cool I can wait cuz I
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  don't even have a [ __ ] TV right now but well my my concern was just that
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  because of you know the pandemic and everything that there won't be enough
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  you know and that's might still be the case but but I I just find it it's dodgy
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  to yes I do go and bu two but I'm going to use two I'm not trying to make a
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  profit off it I love it how Matt tries to get two because he's like look I
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  really want my wife to be able to play games as well yeah sure some child won't
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  get one because I've got two and Luke's like yeah I just want to be able to play
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  one with both hands no it annoys me I I really wish eBay would put a stop to this practice
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  of selling things on their of doing this cuz people aren't
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  selling the actual they're selling a pre-order so they they don't even have
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  it yet some of them are selling pictures of it as well if you if you look closely
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  there's a lot of um pictures of that that [ __ ] GeForce card that came out
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  the other week for sale if you want to spend a couple hundred bucks on a on a
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  printed out piece of paper pict and yeah I don't know eBay and
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  these sites need to stop this try and do something to stop this practice like
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  they did with had to do with toilet paper that people were just trying to
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  sell that online and eBay was selling pictures of toilet paper no no you know
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  remember when toilet paper was sold out everywhere I mean you can still wipe
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  your ass toilet paper people were trying
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  to sell it on eBay and make a profit yeah and they did stop that from
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  happening and I think they need to do that with these pre-orders you shouldn't
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  be able to sell a pre-order cuz you don't have a product yet no that's right
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  because all the the the uh listings all say oh I've got the you know you'll get
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  the print out of the of the confirmation email let kind of man [ __ ] that that's
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  risky yeah cuz also what's the buyer protection policy on that right so if
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  you buy that now and then it I mean you're not going to know that you're
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  being scammed for at least a month right or two months which will sort of be too
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  late to try be go through that the PayPal uh dispute thing yeah exactly
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  yeah not a good idea yeah so yeah people don't buy from these sites I know it
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  sucks you may have to wait a little longer but oh Dan's probably right I
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  remember I I know we I told this reminded you guys of this on WhatsApp
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  the other day but when the 360 came out I did not pre-order it and Dave told me
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  you're a fool you're a fool and you're never going to get one and I was like I
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  might just get one when it comes out and he was like no you're not going to be
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  able to and then the day that they were released I walked into Dick Smith and I
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  bought one yeah although the 360 if you pre-ordered you got it early I think is
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  that right cuz there was maybe I just waited a few days cuz there was a period
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  where he had one and I didn't so so may have just been timing but I I know I
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  remember we got the 360 a year later remember that 360 was released earlier
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  in the rest of the world than it was Australia oh was it huh yeah I think we
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  had to wait six months or something before it was released in Australia back
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  in the period where stuff got released in Australia later remember when movies
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  used to come out like a year later yeah yeah if at all yeah that was
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  stupid remember when TV series used to come out a year later but then sometimes
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  they would want to catch up so they would just play the first episode and
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  then they would just start at whatever season the Americans were up to yes
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  [ __ ] useless I remember when Highland of the series Highland of the series was
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  on in Australia they played the first episode of season 1 then next they
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  played the first episode of season 2 then they started season
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  3 I mean you've you've got a taste of
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  each one is it caught up mate H see I could understand if maybe they try to do
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  like the first and last episode of each season before leading into it that would
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  be a little bit better than the first one but what do I know I don't work in
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  television speaking of uh movie releases I was considering going to see tenant uh
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  I do still want to uh but I don't know that I want to go to a movie theater
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  here just cuz uh cases are up covid cases are up here at the moment see it's
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  funny you say that Matt but I've heard your president blatantly say that Co is just not a
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  problem yeah I mean it's not a problem for me personally so far but I'd like to
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  keep it that way you know yeah I mean this is the guy you have elected not you
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  personally but just collectively you have elected to represent and speak for
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  you sure I mean we it doesn't quite work like that but sure I think it does work
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  like that Matt I think exactly like that you don't get to vote for who the
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  president is technically speaking here you vote for the for the people who will
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  decide you you vote and then the people who are in charge go I'll take Australia
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  that's how that works in Australia yeah right in America you're voting for the
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  person no no no no you're not the Electoral College votes for the person
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  yeah yeah you're just Yeah it's convol you're voting for who's who's who's
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  you're voting for who's going to be voting for the president sort of cuz
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  otherwise the more populated cities along the coast
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  all people in the center okay so in Australia I know it's they can change
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  their mind halfway through like we're changing who the prime minister is are
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  done but I don't think that's the case in America is it so once they voted in
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  so if that person stands down for whatever reason then they'd go to
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  election early to vote another President right no the vice president would become
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  the president oh but for the rest of the four years or but is the vice president
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  a representative of the same party or the opposition
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  yes the president nominates their vice president always the same party I mean
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  I'm always as far as I'm aware actually I'm not even sure if you could nominate
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  someone who was not in your I mean I only know about this from Hamilton cuz
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  you run with you run on on a platform with the person right so you nominate
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  someone to be on your ballot yeah you go this is this is the it's us to this is
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  you're like it's me and Kanye West exactly cuz yeah and so what I saying
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  before is and I'm going to butcher this because again I don't fully understand
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  you can write in and let me know what I got wrong I probably should know this in
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  preparation for when I'm become a citizen but because the states do not
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  are not populated evenly uh and particular the coastal states which are
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  generally you know Democrats uh have a
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  lot more people you don't just vote and then they count others this many votes
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  for X person you vote and then the state as a whole has a number of
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  Representatives based on the population and the size and then that person looks
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  at what everyone voted and went okay okay I see what you want and I will do
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  what I feel like and that's why you sometimes have it where the pop so you
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  can have more people can vote for what even happened the last election
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  more people voted for Hillary but because the Electoral College went no
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  trumps in because of this even though more people voted other way yeah because
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  more people more people vote live in New York and voted than live in I don't know
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  somewhere down south and voted in the middle right but because because the
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  numbers are skewed the they don't have equal representation in the Electoral
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  College so yeah just make me convoluted yeah but I can understand why it's
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  because otherwise the the people you know like the farmers in the middle of
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  the country who there are less of would be underrepresented because all the
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  lawyers in the cities would shouldn't they be under represented if there are less
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  of them isn't that how democracy should work well no it depends right because
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  the I think the the point is that well then everything say you have the rich
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  Elite right I think the idea is that the the rich Elite would just always run
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  everything whereas if you distribute it like this supposed to even the playing
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  field and like if there's like say you have two farmers right and they're like
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  being [ __ ] driven into poverty and then you've got 5,000 lawyers
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  the lawyers are always going to win yeah but if your nation is made up
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  of mostly lawyers then it should have a government that represents mostly
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  lawyers well I guess but then one of the lawyers going to
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  eat well they going to tell the farmers what they want to eat and the farmers
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  are going to have to just [ __ ] do it aren't they they just sue them I don't know
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  this is bad now stuff you're the hard going be like fascism yeah someone's
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  going to ride it and be like that matters not how it works mate and then
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  and then I'll update next week um or I haven't seen side side project uh
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  multiple politics gasm yeah so so I haven't seen ten it yet and I I I am
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  maybe going to see it uh but I might go see it at the drive-in because then
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  people can't touch me cuz yeah they're making a comeback now a little bit which
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  is sort of cool there's a drivein theater that I can go see it at so I might do that
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  how do they do the audio at a drive-in theater is it through
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  your radio you tune into a station or is it the old timey ones where you you put
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  a little speaker against your window no it's the radio actually we had this
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  conversation the other day and Jenna never has never been to one where you
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  put the speaker and she was laughing at me and I'm like I grew up in [ __ ]
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  penth the back in the 80s the black Town drive-in theater did not have the
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  technology to transmit audio via radio
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  waves that was future deck you drove up next to a speaker and opened your window
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  yeah yeah and then if it so it was on a little cable sometimes you could put it
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  in the window yeah or you could clip it onto your door yes once your window was
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  down or if you were sitting in the back of the Ute with the reverse towards the
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  screen you could just kind of pop it in there I did actually go see a movie very recently
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  I went and saw Bill and
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  Ted and what' you think uh I enjoyed it
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  it was a b the only thing I sort of didn't like was sort of the ending mhm
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  oh it um guys I'm okay I'm okay with
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  spoiling endings I'm not sure know it matters with this movie
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  yeah okay I think look listeners I'm going to ask these guys to explain it to
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  me so if you don't want to hear it fast forward 30 60
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  seconds yeah it won't be long like the other ones say sort of
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  ended in like a real good song sure yeah this one didn't have that well it did
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  have a song it's just that it's not a song that we would associate with Bill
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  and Ted yeah because the the the twist
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  is you want to say the twist Luke I'm still trying to work it all out my head
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  it is a little confused and well it just makes no sense I wasn't expecting a TST
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  at all so I'm very interested let you should I say the twist yeah say the
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  twist I mean it's [ __ ] Bill and Ted it's not going to [ __ ] yeah it's not
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  them it's their kids that saves the world oh okay that's nice Logan and
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  Preston and Logan is what the demo tape said in the future and they just assumed
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  it was Bill and Ted but it was not it was their kids oh okay that's nice I
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  like that that's good but that means the music music's different cuz it's like a
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  more modern poppy song I see so that whole time where they thought they were
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  going to save the world with their music no all they had to do with give birth to
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  those kids correct that's how they say and it's and it's not really a song as
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  such there's no one doing for it's like everyone in the world through every time
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  period had to play the music yeah performed at the same time so Bill and
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  Ted were running around giving everyone in the world instruments but it's be
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  you're right it is literally nonsensical because the problem that they have to is
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  that time is falling apart and and people from history are just
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  disappearing and reappearing in other times like it doesn't make any sense but
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  it doesn't have because it's Bill and Ted no and it was just a fun movie yeah
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  it's like the plot is nonsensical yeah like like even more so
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  than the previous mov it just makes zero sense because if we're going all in right they
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  go again it's not really spoilers cuz it's a silly movie but they go forward
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  in time little bits right and then they they are Pricks to themselves the future
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  of them are Pricks to themselves but then when they go forward and they're
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  old they're not like what the [ __ ] like none of it makes any sense you know what
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  I'm saying but but go and see it though it's hard to explain because it is yeah
• 25:10
  nonsense how did you see it Luke is it out in cinemas now yeah it's in
• 25:15
  cin there there is a little independent cinnamon near here um I'm in my new
• 25:21
  house by the way guys which is listeners if I sound echoey it's because I'm in a
• 25:24
  in an entire house with no furniture it's cuz it's new house is mansion and
• 25:30
  youal and uh um but there's a little independent cinemon near me and I can't
• 25:36
  imagine anyone goes there so I'm just going to play good thing when I when I
• 25:41
  booked in um they say like if you're going into a group people like book
• 25:45
  everyone online at the same time pick your seats and then they're basically
• 25:49
  blocking out everything around you okay so there's like no people the two seats
• 25:54
  next to you on either side no people sitting directly behind you or in front
• 25:56
  of you and they'll probably be doing the same type of thing hopefully they maybe
• 26:03
  see if they I just don't trust that they're doing that here that's why I'm
• 26:05
  not going yeah I you'll book in your seat and then someone go well no I want
• 26:10
  to sit here cuz it's better I would recommend this is just
• 26:15
  something I did as well I booked in the corner oh yeah that way there cuz there's less
• 26:22
  chance of people wanting I like middle middle but I prefer to be in the back
• 26:26
  corner cuz there less chance of people wanting sit next to me this is you know
• 26:31
  this is a segment for old multiple old man gasm but since the age of about 35
• 26:37
  I've always chosen an aisle seat when going to the cinema because I guaranteed
• 26:43
  we'll have to go to the toilet at one
• 26:45
  point through the movie 100% of the time
• 26:52
  uhhuh and it's just it's painful it's painful when you're trying to work out
• 26:56
  when to go because you sort of you're trying to is this going to be a boring I
• 27:00
  can run out quickly honestly knowing as much I do about film Theory helps with
• 27:06
  that department like I'm like okay I'm at the end of act one act 2 is about to
• 27:11
  start there's going to be a lull before it starts to really ramp up again I
• 27:15
  think I can go now yep yep but then I hate it when I get back and Hannah goes
• 27:20
  you missed a really good part [ __ ] I was at uh I know you you don't like this
• 27:26
  movie Luke but I was at um Lord of the Rings part two the two
• 27:32
  towers and uh the my mate Dane was sitting next to me you could go to
• 27:38
  toilet at any stage during that movie yeah almost because half the time you
• 27:42
  would expect okay they're just walking trees during this part so he goes to the
• 27:46
  toilet right and during that time schmeel has the conversation with
• 27:51
  himself and it's the greatest moment in fantasy Cinema to date then he comes
• 27:56
  back it's all over it's just walking trees again and he's like what I
• 28:02
  miss mhm just say nothing yeah yeah yeah same old no that's that's a movie you
• 28:09
  could go at any stage it's fine you're not missing
• 28:12
  anything Hey so uh Microsoft
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  bought Bethesda Bethesda zenax media
• 28:21
  yeah yeah wow wow $7.5
• 28:26
  billion uh no one saw that seems weird they brought zetax like Bethesda for 7.5
• 28:33
  billion but they brought Minecraft for 4 billion yeah the M there does not work
• 28:37
  out to me yeah well I mean they got a good deal maybe I
• 28:42
  don't know but I mean they own a lot of stuff now like a lot of stuff and then
• 28:48
  now there's all this talk of like oh they're going to make you know the games
• 28:52
  XBox exclusive which I mean it doesn't seem very smart if you want to make money
• 28:58
  it's fine by many but this is how they finally get good ex good single
• 29:02
  exclusives on the console yeah true so but then also like you're chopping off
• 29:08
  half the market and saying no not going to sell that game I really think that
• 29:13
  Microsoft is trying to really play a lot nicer so I don't think they're going to
• 29:16
  go super exclusive with that although I just realized they're not in they
• 29:21
  they're more into this the subscription thing anyway so maybe they don't care
• 29:24
  about selling the games so maybe they'll still release on everything but going to
• 29:28
  go hey you get it for free on day one if you come with
• 29:32
  Microsoft yeah again fine with me well I've already come with Microsoft
• 29:38
  so I've already come with [Laughter] Bethesda yeah if anything it'll just
• 29:45
  save time you can just come once instead of twice but also have you seen this where
• 29:52
  markof also said they're still they're not finished yet they're still looking
• 29:56
  to buy more Studios they're going to come more I yeah I don't know who else
• 30:01
  is left they're going to buy Sony yeah that would be [ __ ]
• 30:08
  amazing yeah but I I'm just this just makes it good because hopefully just
• 30:13
  this will mean that we get like Elder Scroll 6 and Fallout 52 whatever it is
• 30:18
  just Game Pass day one well I think I mean I assume that means most of the
• 30:24
  back catalog is going on Game Pass some of them were already on there but I mean
• 30:28
  they might as well throw them up right like but but th's already always had
• 30:32
  sort of a Clos relationship with Xbox yeah they did their announcement uh for
• 30:37
  uh was it the new Elder Scrolls that was the Xbox announcer even though they
• 30:41
  didn't show anything they announced something during the I remember a few
• 30:45
  years ago that's they announced Fallout for VR at the Microsoft show Even though
• 30:51
  Microsoft doesn't have a VR headset what the [ __ ] are they they no it's not doing
• 30:55
  that what's going on with that I no they they're PlayStation are definitely
• 31:00
  coming out for VR still they're releasing you on PlayStation 5 Xbox are
• 31:05
  just not and I sort of don't blame them VR I don't just hasn't done
• 31:11
  anything I don't think yeah that's fair I will be playing VR next in a few weeks
• 31:16
  though because but see for me the reason VR has done anything is because I don't
• 31:20
  have it for my XBox if I had it on my Xbox I might use
• 31:24
  it I don't have the option of using it but that's why Star Wars squadrons comes
• 31:29
  out this week this week this week comes out this Friday Star Wars squadrons and
• 31:34
  it's not even like a $100 game it's a $60 game or in Matt that would be a $30
• 31:41
  game or a $40 game for you nice so not the normal 60 for you it comes out
• 31:46
  Friday but on Xbox you can play it but then also on PC you can play in VR yeah
• 31:52
  so I have to get on Xbox retrievers and then I have to play through on VR it is $40 here
• 31:58
  yep that one sort of snuck up on me and I I haven't been seeing a lot of
• 32:02
  marketing for it which I find odd I've seen it crop up a little bit
• 32:07
  but yeah you're right they're not pushing this as much as they pushed
• 32:10
  something like uh what was the name of that Star Wars game with that redhead
• 32:14
  that none of us played except you the one with the red head oh oh oh fallen
• 32:19
  order Fallen order yeah that one yeah that was a great game I played it a bit
• 32:23
  it was all right I forgot about it I loved it I finished it
• 32:28
  for the achievements I want to play it again but I won't but as I told you guys
• 32:33
  to play that game you just need to throw on story difficulty because I didn't the
• 32:37
  Dark Souls sort of part of it where you got to go die go back get your stuff
• 32:42
  that made the game terrible actually just playing it as a
• 32:46
  game was a lot more fun okay but even so with the new Star Wars game that's
• 32:51
  coming up they're not they're saying like there's no microtransactions
• 32:54
  everything you can unlock in game excited
• 32:59
  well maybe I'll check it out I've been playing Assassin's Creed Odyssey
• 33:04
  so still enjoying it dream oh very much so very much so oh Dan if you were
• 33:09
  wondering because I know you probably were uh that quest with the old woman
• 33:14
  who whose husband won't sleep with her I know I know was wondering I was wonder
• 33:19
  wonder whether if you're a if you're a lady assassin do you still get to bang
• 33:23
  the answers do you pledge of the old woman you do okay great great okay so
• 33:28
  when you get up to the part where I so far I've only been able to romance women
• 33:33
  in it there's been no men see I got [ __ ] by a whole bunch of dudes that
• 33:38
  are gay orgy and I want to know whether that happens to Cassandra as well all
• 33:43
  right I'll let you know it's in Athens if you get to Athens
• 33:48
  let me know okay I'm not at Athens yet so I'm in
• 33:53
  uh yeah my character did have a lot of sex I know that with men or women
• 33:59
  you name it I was a [ __ ] I got around okay so and you were
• 34:04
  Cassandra so all right yeah cuz honestly it's not that I'm not
• 34:09
  intentionally only sleeping with women uh but that certainly just seems to be
• 34:14
  what's what's available to me yeah starring Matt I'm not intentionally only
• 34:20
  sleeping with women mhm no but seriously I've only
• 34:26
  slept with that old woman and then I got [ __ ] by a bunch of dudes that's
• 34:31
  it well we'll see here fingers crossed
• 34:35
  fingers cross get [ __ ] by a bunch of
• 34:39
  dudes yeah great game so there's some news has come out this week which I
• 34:45
  think we're all going to quite like with cyber Punk that the store the the single
• 34:51
  player story is not going to be as big
• 34:53
  as Witcher was which yeah I mean I guess
• 34:59
  that's sort of good but also what but that's not saying there's
• 35:04
  not going to be more gameplay they're just going to say if you want to just
• 35:06
  focus on the main story and play it all the way through it's not going to take
• 35:10
  you six months like Witcher three did yeah Witcher 3 was very long Witch of
• 35:13
  three but I I don't think the Witcher 3 was long for the story I think it was
• 35:17
  more so long for getting sidetracked by everything else so much to distract you
• 35:24
  but isn't that I think what they're saying is that the main story line was
• 35:27
  too long I don't think they're talking about that I think they're just saying
• 35:31
  that the main story line in Witcher 3 was too long and they've got stats and
• 35:35
  it looked like nobody not nobody but uh there were a lot of people that never finished
• 35:41
  it yeah so so they're they're doing it now where yeah they're making that
• 35:45
  little but if you look given that like The Witcher three in this article says
• 35:50
  sounds around 52 hours to complete so they cyber Punk's going to take us 40
• 35:55
  that's still a big chunk yeah and that's not with going and doing all
• 36:01
  the side quest that's just going to be story so I I'm okay with it we'll be
• 36:05
  interesting to see if I if I finish it I have a feeling I will but again
• 36:12
  this game could be shitty we never know it could be like everyone's just talking
• 36:16
  about how this is going to be like the greatest game of the year and all this
• 36:19
  but it can be it can be bad in particular when don't you know when
• 36:24
  people hype up games it means they're always good
• 36:29
  yeah yep exactly right we get to find
• 36:34
  out soon and we get the tried out on the Xbox series X which will be good yeah
• 36:39
  and look this is not far away at all it's like what's less than two months
• 36:44
  yeah month and a half it comes out in like six seven weeks or something yeah
• 36:48
  not long oh are you going to can I have an Xbox by then
• 36:54
  Dan look not only am I not going to have an Xbox but I'm also not going to rush
• 36:59
  out and try to play this at launch and I'm certainly not going to play this on
• 37:02
  my Xbox One knowing that there's a new console I could be playing it on when I
• 37:06
  get my Xbox back I'm going to finish Odyssey and then when I finish that I'm
• 37:10
  going to go out and buy an Xbox series X and cyber Punk and enjoy them both
• 37:15
  together you know you'd just be able to play Odyssey on the Xbox series X as
• 37:18
  well don't don't why would you do that
• 37:24
  fine Ju Ju Just so you know so did you B if you cuz if you bought the digital
• 37:29
  version you get the series X and just load it up on there and it'll work and
• 37:34
  your save game will be there is it going to look [ __ ] though on the newer console
• 37:38
  yeah is it going to like really will it
• 37:43
  should do oh I don't see it looking worse it should look better because you
• 37:48
  and I are both playing on the original Xbox one so we don't even have the Xbox
• 37:53
  One X updates and the load time will also be a lot faster as well it does have very
• 37:59
  slow load times I I I'll say that and this game already looks good on my [ __ ] 7-year-old
• 38:06
  Xbox seveny old yeah it's in kindergarten is that how old you are in
• 38:11
  kindergarten I have no idea yeah I think so actually no I think that s years old
• 38:16
  is year one isn't it I don't know you could I don't know it's been a long time
• 38:21
  since I was in kindergarten hey guys we don't do this
• 38:26
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• 38:28
  support this show they can head to patreon.com multip nerdgasm we have
• 38:32
  stopped doing that yeah I actually was seeking about that probably silly
• 38:36
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• 38:40
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• 38:45
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• 38:55
  Afterparty which is uh where we we we keep talking after this show for another
• 39:00
  sometimes [ __ ] sometimes for half an hour if something Saucy comes up so yeah
• 39:05
  yeah sometimes we just want to keep catching up and so you just get more
• 39:09
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• 39:19
  in your favorite podcasting software and then you get all the all the stuff just
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• 39:28
  nerdgasm is so a forward or back slash
• 39:33
  patreon.com multip nerdgasm forward
• 39:36
  SL do we are backslash is used anymore
• 39:40
  not for URLs unless you want to escape a character which is not going to mean
• 39:46
  anything to non-programmers probably I've had a few characters I want to
• 39:52
  escape you got to use the backslash then you guys are techy guys I heard a room
• 39:58
  that full stops in email addresses aren't real
• 40:02
  confirm in Gmail they are not real ah
• 40:06
  it's just Gmail is it uh I think they
• 40:10
  are valid for the format in general so they it depends on the provider but in
• 40:15
  Gmail if you order cuz my technically my w now I'm going to give out my [ __ ]
• 40:21
  Gmail account on the podcast technically my gmail address contains a full a DOT
• 40:27
  full stop let's say first name full stop last name at gmail.com it's not [ __ ]
• 40:33
  hard to figure out but you can exclude the full stop and it will also reach me
• 40:38
  in fact I get emails intended for other people who apparently don't know their
• 40:41
  own email address all the time there's a guy out there called matham and you get
• 40:46
  a lot of mail for him I do I get email I
• 40:49
  got uh some a woman shared her calendar with me once
• 40:56
  oh so well make some adjustments actually
• 41:01
  and I replied and said thanks uh look forward to uh keeping track of your
• 41:05
  classes and then and then I got removed the the creepiest thing you could have possibly
• 41:11
  said and then uh I'll be watching you love I I've told you this before I'm
• 41:16
  sure there's a woman in uh in Australia somewhere who there's there are other
• 41:22
  Matt hams around the world more than I would have considered uh in fact some in
• 41:26
  Australia even and I get uh someone's a certain mat Ham's
• 41:33
  mother-in-law often emails me and asks why she's not allowed to see the kids
• 41:36
  which is very depressing Jesus and then yeah I know and then
• 41:41
  um I get uh tell you that time I got an email from a real estate in Melbourne so
• 41:48
  I got this email from a real estate uh like I know Ling and horn in Melbourne
• 41:53
  or something from some some man a real estate manager saying
• 41:58
  um we've been trying to get a hold of you so that we can come and fix the
• 42:00
  dishwasher you really need to call us and so I replied and said sorry I don't
• 42:04
  know what you talking about that you got the wrong email address so she replied
• 42:09
  and said look this is not funny um we've been trying to arrange for someone to
• 42:12
  come into the apartment for a long time um when will someone be home at and then
• 42:17
  put the address and I replied and I said look you've got the wrong person I don't
• 42:20
  live at that address and then she replied and said well then who
• 42:26
  does and I replied again and I said I think
• 42:30
  you misunderstand I don't know who does I have never lived
• 42:34
  there and it was very clear and then she just replied and said
• 42:40
  sorry that's kind of the complete opposite of the conversation I had with
• 42:46
  my ta Co provider today when I uh tried to ask them why they were still charging
• 42:51
  me for my Singapore number oh yeah ah what did they say uh we still want
• 42:58
  your money oh no they said there's no record of me having canceled it and if I
• 43:04
  want to cancel it I need to come in in person and uh tell them at the store
• 43:10
  that I want to cancel it yeah what if you're up for another quarantine why not
• 43:15
  yeah that's right yeah I stopped using my nice but
• 43:21
  voice after that honestly look I I feel feel sorry
• 43:27
  for anyone who has to answer the phones at a Telco but I do want to know why
• 43:33
  only Telos have such poor customer service that they will say things like I've got
• 43:40
  no record of that like you do just you haven't even asked me my name so you
• 43:45
  don't know if you've got a record of that or not yet and they'll say things
• 43:48
  like I'll be like look okay I appreciate that you can't help me that that that's
• 43:52
  fine can you please transfer me to your supervisor and I I'll just have a word
• 43:56
  with with them I don't have a supervisor right so you're the boss are
• 44:01
  you you're the CEO of singel
• 44:07
  MH oh well done yeah I oh okay was those good lucky guess I know that I know
• 44:12
  singel because they own Opus I think right oh oh do they I didn't know that
• 44:17
  and it's actually not SEL I just didn't expect you to know any sorean
• 44:20
  Telos I think that's true or or it used to be um yeah I I find I'm generally
• 44:27
  trying to be polite but they they [ __ ] me right off sometimes like even when
• 44:31
  they're being they could be like telling me something that's quite reasonable but
• 44:35
  they always find a way to do it that just gets under my skin that's what I
• 44:39
  mean it's like there's just something about it cuz I was like [ __ ]
• 44:42
  singaporeans but then I'm like no this is the same thing that happened with
• 44:45
  telra 10 years ago when I had a problem with them but I've just never had a
• 44:49
  problem with any other business like Telos I don't understand it did I tell
• 44:53
  you I told you my my Razor support story
• 44:58
  right like as in recently I'm [ __ ] I went on the war path I'm like I'm not
• 45:02
  using any Razor stuff anymore I'm like [ __ ] you because I bought this webcam it
• 45:08
  was not cheap it was a razor webcam and it's it's we've talked about this on the
• 45:13
  show I think you guys have mentioned that it's kind of on an angle right it
• 45:18
  my webcam doesn't look straight and I discovered that tilt we say in the in in
• 45:22
  the cinematography world that's cuz it's broken right it's got the little hinge
• 45:27
  on it is broken and I guess always has been but I just didn't notice it first
• 45:31
  so I put in a support ticket and then so we don't need to go into the whole Saga
• 45:35
  of it but I went back and forth with a bunch of times and they've basically
• 45:38
  told me it's not covered by warranty because apparently putting the [ __ ]
• 45:42
  webcam on top of the monitor is not standard Behavior so I avoided the
• 45:47
  warranty you voided the warranty it's designed for that for using its one use
• 45:54
  yeah it got escalated and some [ __ ] person who I'm not allowed to talk to
• 45:59
  has laid down the decree that I avoided the warranty by using the webcam so [ __ ]
• 46:05
  you Razer ridiculous mind you look I I'm
• 46:09
  the first guy to like criticize social media right I [ __ ] hate it for so
• 46:14
  many reasons but I've noticed if you want to reply from somebody who has a
• 46:20
  Facebook and they're not answering your calls or you just [ __ ] post it on
• 46:25
  their wall they will call you back within minutes minutes I got hung up on
• 46:31
  by my bank and then I went to their Facebook and then a very nice lady
• 46:35
  called me back very shortly after saying hey can you just delete that and I'll be
• 46:40
  very happy to help you with your concern that's
• 46:44
  funny well because I um I was like they were like oh that that's not covered by
• 46:49
  the warranty and so I I replied and said could you give me an example of
• 46:53
  something that would be covered by on this device that has one thing the one
• 46:59
  physical component that is the hinge if the hinge isn't covered can you explain
• 47:03
  to me what is covered and then she just replied and said we've already decided
• 47:06
  that this is not covered I was like [ __ ] you so Matt just just paint a picture
• 47:10
  for me right yes this is a camera on some kind of clip is it it it just folds
• 47:17
  open so you can put it over the top of the monitor yeah so essentially anything
• 47:22
  that's not camera is hinge correct right there's internal components and then a
• 47:28
  so can you can kind of slot it over the top of the Monitor and it just sits
• 47:31
  there on top yeah and it may look like you're supposed to
• 47:36
  do that but apparently you're not supposed to do yeah that's the picture
• 47:39
  of it on the front of the box that it came in right it's probably it sitting
• 47:44
  up on top of a monitor right you know what you could also put it on a desk but
• 47:48
  you're still going to have to use the [ __ ] [Laughter]
• 47:51
  hinge yeah mate did you use blue tag cuz that's the only thing it's covered for
• 47:56
  if it breaks while it's blue tag you're fine yeah I was I was Baff I saw no but
• 48:02
  then I'm like I have no recourse here so I give up yeah I guess I give up yeah
• 48:08
  there there's no point in Contin to still get worked up over won change just
• 48:14
  upset you what yeah exactly and what I'm trying to do which is I'm trying to do
• 48:18
  with my Telco is be like look the money that you're going to save by arguing
• 48:23
  with these people until they give you a refund is not worth the headache that
• 48:27
  you're giving yourself by all these phone calls just take the win just go
• 48:32
  okay fine I just won't go back there I can't use them anymore I don't live in
• 48:36
  that country anymore yeah yeah well that's like with this I'm like the
• 48:40
  camera itself works right so I'm I'm I might as well just let it go but then my
• 48:45
  my problem now is what if the camera breaks they now think my [ __ ]
• 48:49
  warranty's void for for some reason like what the [ __ ] is that about you
• 48:54
  basically I've basically just [ __ ] myself by complaining that their is broken I
• 49:00
  understand if they came back and said to you actually only the components for the
• 49:04
  camera itself are covered under the warranty now I I still think that's
• 49:08
  [ __ ] but that's not what they've said they've said by attaching your
• 49:13
  webcam to a computer monitor you have
• 49:16
  voided the warranty yes voided it they used those words voided the warranty
• 49:22
  that's why I was like are you [ __ ] kidding me like cuz there's a difference between
• 49:28
  look that's not covered to voided for everything now you've hacked it and so
• 49:33
  now we can't possibly keep it under warranty because God knows what you've
• 49:37
  done to it CU they said it's no longer warranty and I said to them I bought it
• 49:41
  three months ago and it comes with the 12-month warranty why is it not under
• 49:44
  warranty and they said because it's been misused
• 49:49
  misused those were n i for explain to me how it should be used that's what I I
• 49:55
  asked I asked I got nothing out of
• 50:00
  them tell you what give me the number I'll call them you call my [ __ ] TCO
• 50:06
  what we just this is this was on email but the last response thanks for your
• 50:11
  response the type of damage is not covered under warranty as it is not
• 50:14
  considered within normal use therefore it has voided the warranty as much as I
• 50:18
  would love to proceed with the replacement for you your case was
• 50:21
  already checked and there's nothing else we can do thank you for your patience
• 50:24
  and it's so personal as much as I would love to MADD MADD I'd love to I was
• 50:29
  saying to my wife and kids last night there's this nice man yeah thanks Hann
• 50:35
  deserves a replacement it's better not be your wife that's one of the things L
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  that's one of the that's the worst wording to use like I'd like to do
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  something well you you can do something like it's within your power youve made
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  the decision yeah all you've got to do is there's always someone who can help
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  now this I this email all this email did was [ __ ] me on off look we have all
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  worked in retail we've all worked in tech services
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  like always something that can be done always but look here's something I think
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  we should all start doing and this is something I've been trying to do as well
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  when you get good service report that as well I agree yeah yeah I agree with that
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  CU everyone's very quick to and even if you look a lot of times when people are
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  answering phones people they're not they're basically there to get abused
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  so that's why I think we need to S take a step back and if we see something good
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  if we have a good experience we should also just write like you should call be like
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  excuse me I think I need to report somebody they were very polite to me I'm
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  not used to this yeah not acceptable but that's the thing but that's the thing
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  like it doesn't even come naturally to say it because we don't do it recognize
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  good service anymore no I sometimes get uh you know like if you finish up with
• 51:55
  the support thing and you get an email that says how did so and so do on on
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  your your thing and if it's good I always give them a good review like I I
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  always I've had very good experiences with Amazon uh in that regard I I'm
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  really saying we need to go one step further and actually just write
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  something instead of just just everyone in our listeners the times
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  I think about doing it compared to the times I've actually done it is a very big
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  discrepancy because I I gotta say I know people people are hard on Amazon with
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  regards to you know destroying lots of other businesses and small local
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  businesses and stuff like that but my experience with Amazon has been so good
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  that it's really hard to to justify not doing it like for example I
• 52:40
  ordered Whole Foods right to be delivered uh they didn't show up and I
• 52:45
  contacted Amon support and they said we're really sorry we've put in a
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  replacement order it'll be delivered tomorrow and we're refunding you so
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  that's oh oh wow 150 bucks worth of groceries for free wow cuz they were
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  slightly late because the driver uh got
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  held up huh so I mean argue with that
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  like yeah for a complete refund not he's like a $20 voucher if he next sing or
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  anything replacement order wow wow that
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  is service yeah I mean that's above and beyond I mean I'd never
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  expect I just want someone to admit that the [ __ ] fault was on their end yeah
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  I like to think it came straight out of Jeff bezos's checking account to be honest he
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  can afford it but yeah he's like you know what Matt your groceries are on me
• 53:35
  mate you've been a good customer yep yeah yeah out of my trillion dollars
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  several hundred have been from you have a free packet of chips while
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  you're at it why not Splurge have these Frozen veggie nuggets yeah for your
• 53:52
  freezer thanks Jeff so next week I want everyone to come back and tell me one
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  company that they've sent a thank you this is good service that's a challenge
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  to you all I tell you another one actually forward my current mortgage
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  company I've been very happy with and I left them a positive uh thing last time
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  I talk to someone there I know that's
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  not very exciting but uh it's true I uh
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  I emailed a professor that I had last semester and just said hey look I just
• 54:24
  wanted to let you know that I actually really love your lectures and I don't
• 54:27
  love everyone's lectures so thank you and um I have an email wrot so you
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  know yeah but he wrote back he's like holy [ __ ] thank you he's like can you
• 54:39
  email the uni and tell them that but that's the thing like someone
• 54:44
  getting an email like that can really make their day because they don't you
• 54:48
  don't see that anymore it's true it's true and and you're right Luke we are
• 54:51
  only motivated to speak when we are angry m
• 54:57
  I've gotten emails from people about my music and it always blows my mind and it
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  really really does feel nice to get an email out of the blue from somebody who
• 55:07
  just I got I think I told you this already but I got excuse me one from um
• 55:13
  is a teacher somewhere in the US and his kids always request he put on The
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  Killing Time at light speed soundtrack while they're doing their work I know
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  way and I was like whole holy [ __ ] yeah
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  that's amazing [ __ ] made my day yeah yeah my one that always comes to mind is
• 55:34
  I got uh I got an email once from a high school student asking if they could do a
• 55:40
  short film that I'd put online as a monologue for their graduate wow
• 55:46
  performance I was like [ __ ] yeah that's right
• 55:51
  yeah very cool was it put these socks in your
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  mouth worth every penny mhm
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  yeah go in the other room that's maybe that's where uh my friend in high school found
• 56:05
  his that he yeah he did he's like yeah he's like I I I've adapted it I just
• 56:11
  want to take one part of it it's basically about me doing that to myself
• 56:16
  in an Al yeah yeah man I wonder what that guy's up
• 56:22
  to he's just out the b of an alley good
• 56:29
  Lord so we've got we've got some more gaming news
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  sure and this I'm actually quite happy about mhm cuz there was a lot of big
• 56:39
  games coming out but so Mass Effect so it's the rumors that was going to be
• 56:44
  coming out this year the yes re the remake of the original trilogy yes I
• 56:49
  mean not confirmed but now not confirmed no still no one's announced it but now
• 56:53
  there are rumors on top of that that it's been pushed back to next year yes
• 56:58
  and it's all because the original Mass Effect isn't living up to their
• 57:02
  expectations at the moment it's very that's a lot of information I mean it's
• 57:05
  not a lot of information but it is a lot of information which is
• 57:09
  interesting see I I can sort of understand why M the first mass effect
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  might be take need a little bit more work than the next two because if you
• 57:18
  even though they were all on the same cons generation console yeah you look at
• 57:22
  m 1 3 they are Worlds Apart I was going to say when I went back to play them
• 57:26
  replay them all Mass Effect one certainly didn't live up to my
• 57:28
  expectations so no it was not how I remembered it which was thoroughly
• 57:33
  immersive and mind-blowing it was more janky and like ah [ __ ] well I came to
• 57:38
  the franchise late and I I I only got excited I only got into Mass Effect
• 57:43
  because you guys were excited about Mass Effect 3 so I had to go at one and was
• 57:49
  like what the [ __ ] are you guys talking about and then you guys are like no play
• 57:53
  two just skip to two play two God so good I still think two is the best I
• 57:57
  played it twice in the first week the first one is still my favorite cuz that was more
• 58:03
  RPG yeah and it went a bit more arcadey the further it went along yeah that's
• 58:08
  true M mhm I felt like two was just a great blend of everything yeah I did
• 58:14
  perfect Perfect Blend I'm not saying two was bad or anything I'm just like my fa
• 58:18
  I enjoyed them all though except and drit no not so much have you seen that
• 58:24
  short film that I think it was Steen and Carlo did years ago about like someone
• 58:29
  returning Mass Effect 2 to the uh yeah to the game store yes he's like oh
• 58:34
  finished it already he's like no I just didn't like it he's like what what hey
• 58:39
  we've got some steam news oh yeah yeah watched uh his new show The Duchess on
• 58:46
  Netflix this week you should check it out listeners oh I do want to watch that
• 58:50
  it's good it's very Fun's been telling me to watch it yeah yeah it's got friend
• 58:55
  of the show Steen rcis in it you should definitely it looks it looks very good
• 59:00
  yeah very funny very good recommend it all right I might give it a go it's
• 59:06
  definitely uh our type of humor mhm yes well it's it's Katherine Ryan
• 59:12
  right yes and she's very uh edgy yes
• 59:17
  yeah so no this is this is a big step
• 59:21
  for steam oh yeah he's agent has been
• 59:25
  doing good stuff for him clearly yeah when's are you're going to
• 59:30
  do good stuff for me when you get one I guess yeah that's right oh so they don't
• 59:36
  just come and do it and then let me know I have to go to them first I think so I
• 59:40
  think that's how it works but I wouldn't know cuz I've never had one
• 59:43
  either yeah I just need someone just to offer me jobs that'd be great I can act
• 59:49
  yeah yeah you did almost an entire term
• 59:53
  at drama school he managed convincingly portrayed a man who accidentally bought
• 59:58
  a mobile phone because he forgot he was logged into PayPal fooled
• 1:00:04
  everyone and Tarzan yeah and
• 1:00:10
  Tarzan in a in a in a fedora if I
• 1:00:14
  recall just how I roll he's like Tom Cruz he's not a character actor he just
• 1:00:19
  plays himself in every scenario yes exactly right that's what
• 1:00:24
  people don't come to Luke because they want him to become the character they
• 1:00:27
  want the character to become him yes I I
• 1:00:31
  I see no problem with this no oh another great show on Netflix just quickly uh
• 1:00:38
  Travels With My Father have you guys seen this I've seen the um the last
• 1:00:42
  seasons I haven't watched a new one because they're in Australia now right
• 1:00:46
  yes man so this is Jack whiteall with his father and his mother's on this trip
• 1:00:50
  as well isn't she yeah so I've not I'd never heard of this show and then Jenna
• 1:00:55
  just popped it on the other day and I walked out and it was on and I was enthralled what a
• 1:01:00
  [ __ ] great show it's like very know who Jack whiteall is no I didn't he's a
• 1:01:06
  comedian uh British comedian and he's I think he's in the jungle cruise now with
• 1:01:11
  the rock so his profile's kind of shot up quite a lot um and this is a show
• 1:01:15
  that he did it's a travel show where he travels the world with his very Posh
• 1:01:21
  father and makes his father do you know
• 1:01:25
  stupid normal stuff yeah and it's very funny like it's it's clearly scripted
• 1:01:32
  you know in parts and that but they are very funny yeah I uh I've really enjoy
• 1:01:36
  it yeah no I I quite like Jack whiteall yeah I like his stuff like
• 1:01:42
  education um fresh meat there's some good shows he was in oh there you go all
• 1:01:47
  right Luke's a fan there you go I've no I've only ever seen him in this in this
• 1:01:51
  uh Travels With My Father but it's very good anyway check it out it's kind of
• 1:01:55
  like Idiot Abroad but I think uh like not not the same
• 1:02:00
  it's just that kind of thing Fish Out of Water sort of sort of show like one of
• 1:02:05
  the season is like we're going to go backpacking and his father's like very
• 1:02:08
  Posh and it's so no like I I I travel first
• 1:02:13
  class yes well the first the first very first episode where they go to Thailand
• 1:02:18
  and uh his he books them in at a hostel and his father his dad walks into the
• 1:02:23
  room and there's all these kids in there and they're like hello and the dad's like no no
• 1:02:28
  no like leaves and goes to a hotel oh yeah and his wife puts shorts in his
• 1:02:33
  suitcase and he's like what are these I'm not wearing shorts I've never worn
• 1:02:36
  shorts in my life I'm not wearing shorts now do you like licorice do either of
• 1:02:41
  you like licorice I much like licorice oh W I could eat bags of it are there
• 1:02:47
  any is is there any licorice in the Afterparty I would I would highly
• 1:02:53
  recommend you don't eat bags of it Luke and I'll I'll tell you why in the
• 1:02:57
  Afterparty that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you
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