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2006 Sex Comedy “Virgin Party": Cast Uncensored · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
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  Speaker 2: Boy, do we have a panel for you.
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  Speaker 3: Today, the Streams Screenwriting Expert panel of new voices in Hollywood.
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  Speaker 4: Costumes are character.
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  Speaker 5: Buck, Mary kil wide shot, two shot, close up.
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  Speaker 1: This is Artists on Artists on Artists on artists. Do
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  Speaker 1: you know why they call it show business? I always
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  Speaker 1: wondered that. Welcome back to artists on Artists on Artists
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  Speaker 1: on artists, and boy do we have a special treat.
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  Speaker 1: We are pulling an episode from the Artists on Artists
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  Speaker 1: on Artists on Artist's vault. We are, of course, referring
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  Speaker 1: to the time that we sat down with the cast
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  Speaker 1: and creators of Virgin Party, a two thousand and six
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  Speaker 1: sex rump that took the world by storm.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, Artists on Artists on Artists and Artists has been
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  Speaker 3: recording conversations between cast and crews for over one hundred years,
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  Speaker 3: and now that we have a podcast, we're releasing the
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  Speaker 3: most important, significant and exciting ones, Hence Virgin Party.
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  Speaker 4: The year was two thousand and six and comedies were
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  Speaker 4: allowed to be comedies.
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  Speaker 2: So giddy up and as we say in Virgin Party,
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  Speaker 2: uh oh, time to go.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like really nervous to be here. It's like really fun.
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  Speaker 3: Do I just talk into the mic or here?
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  Speaker 1: I know our first press junk it ever.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I can't believe.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe this movie is even coming out.
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  Speaker 4: I can't.
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  Speaker 3: It's so dope, It's so badass, so dope, so gosh. Sorry,
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  Speaker 3: Oh I'm sweating into the mic. Is that com guys?
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  Speaker 4: Gross?
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  Speaker 5: Dude, I'm gross going on set? OHI guys.
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  Speaker 3: My name is Kyle Merriweather, and I played Dirk in
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  Speaker 3: Virgin Party.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Hey, what's up? My name is Noel fan Tana
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  Speaker 4: and I played the Cheese. Oh what zip?
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  Speaker 6: You?
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  Speaker 5: Guys?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Ryan Ken, and I'm so excited for
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  Speaker 1: my first movie role as fud Chubbers in Virgin Party.
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  Speaker 2: Step little guys. Hey guys, it's me Zipper, so excited
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  Speaker 2: to be here and use this Mike Er and I
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  Speaker 2: played the role monster Boy in Regin Party.
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  Speaker 4: It's crazy. I mean, I love I love this. I'm
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  Speaker 4: so excited for the audiences to see this because this
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  Speaker 4: is a freakin' romp. This is a frickin' romp. I
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  Speaker 4: honestly don't even care if you guys go see it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just happy we got to make a film like this.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I have never seen a movie like this
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  Speaker 3: before in my life, and the fact that I'm in
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  Speaker 3: this movie is so awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, have your guys' parents seen this?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, my mom's gonna have a fucking heart attack. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: She's not gonna like this. So I'm gonna be like
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  Speaker 1: you fucking stay home, Linda, I mean Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's like a movie like like
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  Speaker 4: maybe don't bring your parents, you know, like parents, stay away.
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  Speaker 5: It's gross, it's raw, cheated, it's rough.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, here's a question for you guys. What scene are
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  Speaker 1: you most afraid for your parents to see?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that's a good question.
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  Speaker 3: Oh man, I would probably say the scene where they
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  Speaker 3: go to that smooth shop and your character Zipper, your
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  Speaker 3: character in the back, runs out of way protein. So
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  Speaker 3: he comes in all the green shakes and then all
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  Speaker 3: those fucking stupid ass yoga moms and those like really
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  Speaker 3: frilly like vegan bitches and stuff they drink all that cuff.
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  Speaker 4: That's so funny.
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  Speaker 1: That's so funny that you guys say that because of
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  Speaker 1: the scene that my parents had to wanted to see
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  Speaker 1: it all was you know the sorority cake baking scene
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  Speaker 1: where Derek, your character, you have to produce like a
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  Speaker 1: like a cupful of cumb for us to drink for
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  Speaker 1: the initiation party. Yeah, and uh, the hot girl Jessica,
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  Speaker 1: she has this tub of frosting that she's using a
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  Speaker 1: decorator cake with. And I don't want to spoil anything,
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  Speaker 1: but you could fucking guess what happened. I mean, yes,
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  Speaker 1: I's the one.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so embarrassed for when my mom sees the scene
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  Speaker 2: of you fud chubbers when you put a nare on
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  Speaker 2: your dick and it takes off all your hairs, and
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  Speaker 2: then we use your cumb and we put it back
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  Speaker 2: in the smoothies with those yoga freaking bitch it.
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  Speaker 5: The directors told me that that's called a callback, which
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  Speaker 5: was awesome.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking I mean, anytime we get to call back to
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  Speaker 1: Come is like it's like this thread throughout the movie
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  Speaker 1: that I think ties it all together really nicely.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Come is probably the narrative through line of our film,
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  Speaker 4: is probably the narrative through life.
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  Speaker 3: And I wanted to shout out to By the way,
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  Speaker 3: are several directors. You know, the four or five directors
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  Speaker 3: that we had on this film. We you know, we
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  Speaker 3: have kind of we lost some and and it was
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  Speaker 3: really fun to It was like a masterclass because I
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  Speaker 3: got to work with so many different directors on the
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  Speaker 3: same film.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean the.
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  Speaker 2: Chip Saucer.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Evangeline Davidson, who.
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  Speaker 2: Were you gonna say, Ryan, sorry I cut you off?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I was gonna say, Chad fuzz And of course.
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  Speaker 4: Mac mackelson, Mac mackleson. Who can forget mac mackilson. He
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  Speaker 4: was there for two days, stormed off, so upset.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Mac mackilson, he started doing all that kind of
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  Speaker 1: like rap stuff. He says he was gonna start an album.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder if that's gonna happen. I hope the best
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  Speaker 1: for him.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he kept talking about the rift stores.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really weird, don't I don't know what's good?
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  Speaker 4: Guy.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, let's talk about our audition stories because the way
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  Speaker 2: we all got together is actually so fun to think about.
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  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, before we do that, maybe we should talk
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  Speaker 4: about what the movie actually is.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, and then I definitely want to talk about that
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  Speaker 1: audition story because oh, man, man, is that just.
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  Speaker 4: Just really quick. Basically, Virgin Party is this great film.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's like gonna kind of change things up,
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  Speaker 4: mixed it up. It's about this. Uh So, our four
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  Speaker 4: characters are all virgins and we're in high school and
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  Speaker 4: before we go off to college, we decide, hey, we
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  Speaker 4: all need to lose our virginity, so we're gonna throw
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  Speaker 4: a party to lose our virginity.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and the goal is to have like the craziest
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  Speaker 3: party where all of us have sex at the party.
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  Speaker 3: And I've really really related to this because I've had
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  Speaker 3: my virginity my whole life and it was really interesting
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  Speaker 3: to imagine not having it.
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  Speaker 4: Mm hmmm mm hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for opening up about that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think I even told you guys about that.
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  Speaker 3: And we're close. We're like, you guys are honestly like
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  Speaker 3: my brothers now, Like I feel really close to you guys.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we like eat beans together on set, and so
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  Speaker 2: many beans.
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  Speaker 3: My gosh, they should call this the behind the Scenes
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  Speaker 3: Bean Party the way we were eating beans.
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  Speaker 4: For some reason, Crafty had seven different types of beans
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  Speaker 4: every day.
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  Speaker 1: Don't want me that guy Mike. That guy Mike at
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  Speaker 1: Crafty was like super sized because we kept eating all
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  Speaker 1: these bean He just wanted us to have like fart days.
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  Speaker 1: During all the sex scenes, like I remember, he was gnarly.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I remember my big sex scene with Clarissa where I enter.
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  Speaker 1: We're in this sort of mustache to tricker that because
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  Speaker 1: she already rejected me in class, right, and so in
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  Speaker 1: order to get me to have sex with her, I
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  Speaker 1: put on this mustache sort of disguise. And so we're
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  Speaker 1: having this super sexy, super hot, steamy scene and Mike
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  Speaker 1: decides to put only beans in my food, only beans,
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  Speaker 1: and so I'm farting the shit all over. I'm farting
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  Speaker 1: so much over we could.
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  Speaker 4: Smell it, freaking in in freaking the trailers.
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  Speaker 3: Man, I was and makeup, but I was in here
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  Speaker 3: and makeup, and I smelled it, and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: awkward turtle, dude, awkward turtles.
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  Speaker 2: Awkward turtle dude.
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  Speaker 6: That was.
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  Speaker 4: Awkward turtle.
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  Speaker 3: Awkward turtle dude, awkward awkward turtle.
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  Speaker 1: Man, I can't even do it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so so yeah, let's get back to the audition process.
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  Speaker 4: I thought that was a really good question and I
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  Speaker 4: wanted to hit it. Basically, you know, my role as
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  Speaker 4: Cheese in the movie is kind of like the sex
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  Speaker 4: addic crazy guy. Like I was like kind of yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So like basically my character is like kind of like
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  Speaker 4: funny where like you know, like I'm really really horny
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  Speaker 4: and like I really want to sleep with girls, but
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  Speaker 4: like kind of gross, so like I don't sleep in girls.
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  Speaker 4: I guess we could say that about every single one
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  Speaker 4: of our characters. But so for the audition that I
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  Speaker 4: had to do the sides and I had to read
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  Speaker 4: the sides and then they had me improvised and stuff,
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  Speaker 4: which was really fun. So you explained kind of what
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  Speaker 4: improv is. So Okay, this is crazy because I don't
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  Speaker 4: know if a lot of people know about this. Improv
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  Speaker 4: is basically like where you get like a word or
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  Speaker 4: they start just talking at you and you just you
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  Speaker 4: don't have lines. You just don't. I don't know if
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  Speaker 4: you guys had to do this, but there's no script,
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  Speaker 4: you don't have lines, and you just kind of react naturally,
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  Speaker 4: and they don't even give you props either, right, No,
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  Speaker 4: they don't give you any props. It's not like whose
• 9:50
  Speaker 4: line is it anyway? Or anything like that Drew Carrey
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  Speaker 4: show Whose line is Anyway? That's really popular?
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  Speaker 5: I love he's epic, man, dude, he.
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  Speaker 4: Is so epic. By the way, we all love bacon, right,
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  Speaker 4: Jim Carrey, big bacon man, Jim. So I think Jim
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  Speaker 4: Carrey is the guy from ace Ventura, the freaking phenomenal film,
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  Speaker 4: and Drew Carrey is that guy from Who's That Is? Anyway?
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  Speaker 4: And the Drew Carrey Show.
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  Speaker 5: Did you guys know I just found this out?
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  Speaker 3: Did you guys know that Jude Jim Carrey is he
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  Speaker 3: was the Gridge Like under all that makeup, it's Jim Carrey.
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  Speaker 4: What Yeah, dude, that guy's so good. That's exactly what
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  Speaker 4: I'm trying to do with my career, Like so good
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  Speaker 4: because the Grinch.
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  Speaker 1: Is an ugly, fucking, gnarly looking fucking dude. And so
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  Speaker 1: to find out that that's Jim Carrey, like, oh, it probably.
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  Speaker 2: Took some fucking guts to look that fucking ugly on camera.
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  Speaker 3: Because like no, also, no, homo, but I think that
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  Speaker 3: Jim Carrey is attractive, so it's like really crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, Yeah, he's got like that freaking Adam's apple.
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  Speaker 4: That's actually really cool.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you didn't say nohoma, dude, you gotta say, oh.
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  Speaker 1: No, come on, awkward turtle.
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  Speaker 4: No dude, come on, no way, no way. It's crazy though.
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  Speaker 2: That you did improv for your audition, because I they
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  Speaker 2: had me read multiple sides for different roles, Like I
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  Speaker 2: read for.
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  Speaker 4: Cheese for a bit, you read for cheese, you read
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  Speaker 4: for my role.
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  Speaker 2: Like like, how weird is it that I read for
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  Speaker 2: multiple roles?
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  Speaker 4: That's crazy, Zipper, I guess, Zipper. Yeah, You're actually would
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  Speaker 4: be a really cool cheese it'd be a completely different take.
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  Speaker 4: But I loved you as Monster Boy.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks. I mean, it's crazy that I wasn't originally reading
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  Speaker 2: for a monster Boy, Like who would have played monster
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  Speaker 2: by Zipper?
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  Speaker 4: Nobody could do Monster Boy better? Like do you want
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  Speaker 4: to explain what Monster Boy is in the movie? Like
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  Speaker 4: what kind of kind of character.
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  Speaker 2: Is Monster Boys on a little rough around the edges
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  Speaker 2: and Monster Boy grew up with a huge pimple that's
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  Speaker 2: on the tip of his nose and the pimple never popped.
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  Speaker 2: This is a part of the backstory that the writers
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  Speaker 2: wrote in Virgin Party for Monster Boy. So he grew
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  Speaker 2: up with this awful fucking nickname called monster Boy. And
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  Speaker 2: we see his journey as he tries to talk to
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  Speaker 2: girls with some with a massive fucking pimple on the
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  Speaker 2: tip of his fucking nose.
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  Speaker 4: I gotta say, the makeup that they did for that
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  Speaker 4: pimple is gnarly. It is so like gnarly sick.
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  Speaker 5: It was sick.
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  Speaker 3: And I also want I don't want to spoil the movie,
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  Speaker 3: but it's pretty awesome. I think that the screenwriters decided
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  Speaker 3: that Monster Boy gets to hook up with the hottest
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  Speaker 3: fucking girl at the at the party, and that was
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  Speaker 3: probably awesome for you as well.
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  Speaker 4: He has he hooks up with Jennifer Baker, who is
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  Speaker 4: just this frickin hotty saudis like.
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  Speaker 1: A dumb, stupid slut, like and she's got these like
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  Speaker 1: massive tits. She's got these like massive honkers. And so
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  Speaker 1: to see Monster Boy with his gross fucking pimple just
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  Speaker 1: like making out with these girl.
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  Speaker 2: This girl, these these big old hankers looks like two ornaments.
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  Speaker 3: It's and she's she's played by this really really good actress.
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  Speaker 3: Her name is Megan Fox, and she's I think she's
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  Speaker 3: gonna go on and do some stuff because she's really
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  Speaker 3: actually really good. Yeahs playing someone with the big old knockers.
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  Speaker 3: And her whole character was I'm the hottest person in
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  Speaker 3: the world.
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  Speaker 2: No, and it was cool to see that she knew
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  Speaker 2: it too. She knew it too, and they gave her
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  Speaker 2: some pretty long lines. She had like a couple of
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  Speaker 2: sentences sometimes, and I thought that was cool of them, because.
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  Speaker 1: It's like women are funny too, and a lot of times,
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  Speaker 1: so it's like we try and sprinkle them in, you
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  Speaker 1: know when we can, because like somebody's got to play
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  Speaker 1: that love interest. And it's really funny when you know
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  Speaker 1: she's sitting there being hot and then monster Boy splooges
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  Speaker 1: all over his jeans.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then I gotta say, like.
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  Speaker 2: Rubbing up against her knockers and it looks like a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of Christmas ornaments.
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  Speaker 3: In that final scene where you come and then your
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  Speaker 3: pimple pops at the same time, so you're coming.
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  Speaker 4: It's like a fun metaphor. It's like a fun metaphor.
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  Speaker 2: Now that scene, I'm not scared for my mom and
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  Speaker 2: dad to see.
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  Speaker 4: I'm actually really excited for your parents to see, Okay,
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  Speaker 4: and I will say, yeah, no, yeah go.
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: How did you audition for Dirk?
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  Speaker 5: So this is actually really crazy.
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  Speaker 3: So they saw me in a production of my high
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  Speaker 3: school's production of The Crucible.
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  Speaker 5: I played Daniel day Lewis in it, and you.
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  Speaker 4: Played Danel day Lewis.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, whoever that guy does Lewis, Yeah, I played him.
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  Speaker 3: I played him in that movie, in that show.
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  Speaker 4: And yeah, I loved that TV show.
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  Speaker 3: It was really fun because before that, I actually I
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  Speaker 3: was part of the football team, but they caught me
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: drinking Crown Royal on a group trip in a hotel room,
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  Speaker 3: so I wasn't allowed to play football anymore with the team.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, Yeah, you tell me about that. That sucks. So
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  Speaker 4: I know, it's just a little rum.
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  Speaker 3: It's just a little rum and coke in sprite, and
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: it was so it was so hard.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we used to call it. We used to call
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  Speaker 5: it sick juice.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: Coke sprite Crown You like you guys, that's sick. You
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: got the brown, you got the lemon lime, and.
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  Speaker 4: You brought sick juice to set. And that was so
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  Speaker 4: much fun because some of the days we would just
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: like drink sick juice and like, like not. I I
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: didn't even consider myself acting, you know, because I was
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: just acting like myself.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That was for that was for most of Evangeline Davidson's
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  Speaker 3: run as director and I know she had some challenges
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  Speaker 3: with that, but yeah, so I actually was. I was
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: at a school in Sierra Madre, Sier Madre High School
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  Speaker 3: in outside of Los Angeles. I was performing in the
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  Speaker 3: Crucible and I, you know, left, I was going to
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  Speaker 3: see my girlfriend after the show and she said, there's
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  Speaker 3: these other people here to see you. And this guy
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  Speaker 3: came up and he was like, Hey, my name is
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: Wally Winkle and I am a screenwriter.
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, just mad, shout out too to
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  Speaker 4: Wally Winkle for coming up with a script like this.
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  Speaker 5: It was really awesome.
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  Speaker 3: So so he said, I want you to audition for
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  Speaker 3: this thing, and I said, well, I don't even know
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  Speaker 3: what to do because I still even see myself as
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: I'm a football guy who also sometimes plays Daniel day Lewis,
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  Speaker 3: So I don't know if this is something that I
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: can do.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy because Daniel day Lewis in the Crucible and
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  Speaker 2: Dirk are completely different.
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  Speaker 5: They are. And they told me when I went in.
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  Speaker 3: They told me that I was going to be the
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  Speaker 3: romantic lead, and I was going to be the guy
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  Speaker 3: that was actually not trying to lose his physical virginity
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: but his emotional virginity, meaning that he was trying to
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  Speaker 3: get in a meaningful relationship on his last night of
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: high school.
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  Speaker 5: So that was.
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  Speaker 3: Really interesting for me to explore and I really resonated
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: with it. And it was funny because sometimes I was like,
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: I don't get the funny lines. And I remember saying
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: that a lot and them kind of you know, being
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: like yeah, because that's not kind of what you're doing.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: But you're like funny though, and like somebody has to like,
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: you know, somebody has to like hold it down so that,
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: you know, the other crazy elements can come into play
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: I got to be a brotherhood, you know, and there's
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: different types of brothers.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: There's all kinds of brothers, right, And I tried to,
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: you know, sometimes make some of my lines funnier. So
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: I would, you know, say, I'd say my line and
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: then I'd say, oh, look at that bitch.
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: You know it's say stuff like that.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah you're on it.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, okay, wait Ryan, can we talk about your
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: ship process? What was that?
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Like? Yeah, I mean, dude, it's crazy because fun the
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: fun it was like a huge dick just like I
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: can imagine that, Like I can totally imagine that like
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: you have like a huge like like like an elephant,
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: but it's like thirty times bigger than an elephant's dick.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just like.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: A big Christmas tree.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a huge Christmas One day, just really quick.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: One day on set, we actually just did this prank
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: where like we we got a computer, like a like
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: a laptop I think they're called, and like we just
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: searched a bunch of elephant dicks and like print them
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: out and put them all round.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was so funny when we had to do
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: that for our our what our guest director was.
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: I think that was also Evangeline right, yeah, yeah.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Angela Lansbury that one day, and she did not
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: like those elephant dicks.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: Angela Lasbery was not a fan of that. She got
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: so pissed.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: I don't even know who she was, by the way.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: I was like, who is this old lady? She doesn't
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: know what we're doing?
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I don't know what these are, like who's
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: gonna listen to this? And why we're like recording this.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: But I'll say, like, Angela Lansbury's a fucking dick. She
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: was so fucking gruded me. She told me to spit
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: out my fucking gum and I was like, who hired
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: this woman to be my fucking mom? And I threw
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: that gum on on her big duffel bag. I threw it.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: But it was crazy because, like, I actually really loved
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: that scene where freakin' Fudd hooks up with Angela Lansbury.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: You're freaking monster boy mom, Like that was crazy to me.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: I love that she.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Fought hard to get that removed from the film, like retroactively.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: But Angie, sorry, it was a funny fucking scene and
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: so we gotta keep it in.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: But wait, we were talking about Fudd to the fun
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: I heard that they were going to audition. Yeah, I
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: heard they were gonna get rid of the role before
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: they saw you.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: They were I mean, they didn't even really like they
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: didn't know who Fud was supposed to be. They were like,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: he's just this kind of like weird guy who's sort
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: of like lingering around. He goes to the women's locker rooms,
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: he's like spying. And then yeah, didn't party.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Didn't the breakdown on Fud say TBD.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was kind of just like, you know, because
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: you have your romantic lead, you had your your freak
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: who's monster boy. But you need somebody to round out
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: the cast. Somebody's kind of kind of just like a
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: weird guy who's like a you know, like a joke machine.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: And I wasn't like an actor nothing like. I just
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: kind of was like, I don't know, I was in
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: this group. It was like it was like, uh, sort
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: of like jackass. We called it jerk off, and we
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: would go pull.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: I saw some of your YouTube videos. They're so good, so.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Good fiddles and stuff. We were just like switching out.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: When you when you dressed up as those orderlies and
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: then pushed all the old people down that hill.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: That was so there's there's only three YouTube videos I
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: like Numa Numa Guy, Unforgivable, and the jerk Off videos.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah man.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: When we put all those like we would we would
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: tell the nurses that they're about to get some sort
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: of a reward, right, and then we just shove them
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: in a port of body and we'd lock the door.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: It was an arly dude. It's like, yeah, dude, your
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: award is fucking poop.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: And then so good, so good.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: I wanted to ask you about this, actually, I wanted
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: to ask you about this, Ryan, because because I heard
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: that your audition scene was the scene where you had
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: you dressed up.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: Like a locker and hid in the women's locker room.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah. So they didn't really have a costume
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: or anything for me, so they had to just like
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: they were like, man, just just improvises. If you're like
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: a metal box and there's a certain point where like,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: so I would be in the audition room just like
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: kind of sitting on the chair pretending to be a
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: metal box, right, and then they would narrate like what's happening.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: So they'd be like, Okay, Jessica just took her top off,
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: and I'd have to be like, oh way, And you know, cause.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: They the lockers. That was your tagline though, Oh way.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: I love that they just went with that that was
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: your line. Oh way.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was improven. I was doing all kinds of
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: stuff like I was doing oh way, I had them
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: howling in this audition room, dude, Like I was just
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: making all kinds of crazy noises like I was, you know,
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: just like grabbing my junk and then like it was
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: I was doing all kinds of crazy stuff. But man,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: it's so great to be talking about this. I can't
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: believe I've even talking about.
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: This because it's called real pumped. We're pumped for this movie.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: Sorry for people to see this movie. It's coming out
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: on DVD. This is one of the first movies releasing
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: straight to DVD.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: How cool you could pick it up like it noble.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: Sam good blockbuster. I had I have a question here
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: from the fish bowl.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: Go shoot it, Shoot it, dude. Squeeze squeeted it out, dude.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Like it's a Christmas present.
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: I'm squeezing it.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: Zipper loves Christmas. Zipper loves Sipper loves Christmas. That's awesome,
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: you Christmas, Zipper? Why do you like freaking Christmas? Dude's
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: because you're getting presents like boobs.
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: That's crazy, That's tough. It's Crael.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: He's Zipper.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Zipper.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Why do you love Christmas because of all the fucking fruitcakes?
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: Fucking stop?
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: Hey, what do you hey? Zipper? Why do you love
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: Christmas is because of all the fucking fruitcakes?
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: Dude?
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: I was fucking mind.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: Kyle Tho, you stole that.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: You're doing everything again. You're doing that thing again where
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: you just repeat what just said.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: No, sorry, I just thought it was good. Wait, you
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: said you had a question or something. This I got
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: a questions.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: So I think this is going really well by the way,
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: I feel like we're killing this.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: I bet they're going to release this right away. So
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: my question here is how does it feel to know
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: that you just lost the game?
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: Can't stop?
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Continue that?
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Dude?
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: That's a rip. Dude, that's a rip right there. Give
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: you your neck, Dude.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: That three weeks ago, and I've been waiting to do that.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: I got to respect the.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Game, man, I gotta respect the game.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: Respect the game. We all just lost the game. We
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: all got to start over, man.
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: Okay. So the real question that's on this piece.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: Of paper is, uh, the question is what do you
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: think people can look forward to when they see this movie.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: Gosh, there's so much to look forward to. It's like
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: it's like never before seen kind of funny stuff like
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: and we go for it like we're not actually allowed.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: But on the DVD there's actually also gonna be a
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: director's X rated cut, and it's uch.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: That Evangeline didn't get to put in any of her
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: footage in the director's X rated cut.
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the director's X rated cut is mostly just cutting
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: out Evangeline the days that she shot completely Tonally, a
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: different movie she shot.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: You know those little games that they have on DVDs
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: where oh yeah, you could play a game you could like.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: So there's like a.
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: Little like click around, click around, click around.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: And you can see like everyone's tits jiggle at the party,
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: like you throw water and or you could throw you
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: have the option. It's actually super sick. I was involved
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: in the design process. I felt like, really really strongly
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: about a lot of this. So you have a little
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: spray gun icon you can use to make their t
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: shirts wet, and then you have a juggler icon that's
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: like a little guy juggling that'll make a bounce and
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: the goal is to get them wet and bounce in.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: And yeah, that's how you look unlock a very super
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: secret scene. And I can't tell you guys what that
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: scene is. Let's just saying, pong balls. You love Christmas Zipper.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: What are you guys doing now that the movie's wrapped
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: and it's gonna come out? What is everybody working on?
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm playing, uh, the voice of Larry Bird in
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Backyard Basketball the CD rom.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: For me, I'm just hanging out having a blast waiting
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: for you know, things to pick up. You know, I'm
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: really excited for this to come out, and I'm really
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: excited for Virgin Party two if that happens, if this
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: makes a lot of money. So yeah, I'm surfing. I'm
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: kind of having a great time.
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: That's awesome.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I'm not super a lot is happening for me quite yet,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: but I have a general with Chuck Lori soon and
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: I'm hoping we can make some magic happen. I've got
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: a lot of sitcom ideas of like really funny stuff.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: One of them is like a couple dudes in an
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: apartment and they're both trying to lose their virginity but
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: they just can't do it. And then I have this
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: other Oh my god, you guys, I would love to
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: make this movie with you, Like, I just think it'd
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: be so fucking awesome. But it's about this college group
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: of frat guys, but they're all virgins and they have
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: to lose their virginity by the end of the frat party.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: And then there's this other idea where it's like it's
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: just a bunch of fucking cowboys but they're fucking virgins.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: I mean that was random.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Wait did I tell you? Wait? Now I'm gonna be
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: working on I actually got a job at the post office.
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: My mom was like, it's time for you to book
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: up and get a job. And I got a job
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: at the post office and I'm really fucking stoked because
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: there's tons of women that work there.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Hey, Zipper, is it because you like handling packages? Packages?
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: Here we go.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Starting to bully me now and it's fucking annoying, awkward cathedral?
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: Oh hey, is because is it because you like handling packages? Oh?
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Kyle, you did that thing again where you repeated it?
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: Dude?
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, wait, wait were we talking about our favorite scenes?
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: Oh? Yeah, do that?
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: Let's talk about yeah yeah, favorite kind of moments in
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: the movie. I mean, I feel like we could give
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: a little bit of the plot away. You know, this
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: will be really fun to actually for the listeners to
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: like hear a little bit of the plot because it's
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: like juicy. Like basically, if you guys want to see
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: a clip, here's a clip of you know, kind of
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: all of us coming together. We've been friends for so
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: long and a lot of what we do is just
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: not having sex. And this is the moment we decide
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: to throw a party. Well the whole crux, the whole movie,
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: So we can play that clip if you guys want
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: to see.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: It, great, let's fucking play that, dude.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: All right, here we go, Here we go.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Guys, we're seniors in high school and we don't have
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: anything to look forward to except losing our virginity. I'm
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: going to stand here right now on this football field
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: and I'm going to say, by the end of this weekend,
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: we should lose our virginity.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Derk, I can't fucking hear what you're saying
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: because I'm too busy holding these binoculars up to Christy's knockers. Dude,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: can you see them?
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: They're like fucking two moons.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: But that's what I'm saying, Dude, if you put your
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: binoculars out of your hands and put your dick into
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: your hands, you might actually be able to have sex
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: instead of looking for it. Fuck.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: That would mean by Monday morning class time, none of
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: us would be virgins if your plan went according to plan.
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: That be crazy. Also, guys, I got some news. I'm
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: really sick. I'm really really sick. Take a look at
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: this tumor I have on my leg. It's just my nut, dude.
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: I love that clip. That's a really good yeah.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: And I also want to shout out Chad Fuzz for
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: ad r ing it's just my nut, because there was
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: a storyline that eventually put in about you having Yeah.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: The movie was supposed to end with nobody sleeping with
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: anybody and me dying on a hospital bed, saranded by
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: my loved ones.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: My Evangeline wrote that, and thank god ched Fuzz thought
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: of the idea of ad ring that's my nut.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: We fixed it. It saved the movie because like the
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: original ending we had was so sad. It was me
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: very ill, very skinny. Six months later, I don't get
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: to go to college. You know, all my friends are
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: trying their lives. They are a lot of dealing with
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: anger and unrepressed rage, you know, because they're watching their
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: best friend die of an illness he can't control, right,
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: and instead the movie ends with all of us fucking.
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: Thank god for ched Fuss. I really think he was
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: the heart of the movie.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Because then we wouldn't get my favorite scene, which is
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: when Dirk finally gets to have sex with our with
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: our lead girl, Oh my god, what was her name?
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Her name's literally escaping me right now. That's so crazy.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: I think it's clue Larissa.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know. There were like three women in this movie,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: and I can't get their name straight anyway. Dirk and
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Clarissa are finally having sex, or like they're about to.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Like it's that really romantic scene where she realizes that
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: her big, like hot, successful boyfriend is actually not for her,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: doesn't care about her at all. She wants to go
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: for Dirk, the guy who sort of like tricked her
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: into these crazy situations, because shows that he cares, you know, So, yeah,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: let's get you really.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: Sweet, sweet.
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: Closeta. I haven't been honest with you. Yeah, I.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: Can you stop interrupting and let me talk. I haven't
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: been honest with you. I've been trying to be something.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: I'm not some cool, big old macho guy, someone who
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: can throw the football all the way down the line,
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: someone who can jump over the pole vault.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: But I'm not that guy. I'm just a normal guy.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: And I say that I'm looking to get my dick web,
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: but I'm looking to get my heart pumped. Actually, I'm
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: looking to get my heart pumped, and I'm looking for love.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: If you would grant me the night of my life.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: I would gladly take it. Would you want to have
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: sex with me right now?
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: Awesome.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: I guess we'll get out of these curtains. Hey, Fud
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: and monster Boy, we'll leave you two alone.
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: You get out of here, Jesus, I'll.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Leave you here with the cowboy hat of luck.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, I love that.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: You know, we put a digital camera in the Cowboy
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: and the Cowboy at Oh.
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: He doesn't even know it took one steal.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: He doesn't even know. It's really good. I want to
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: shout out to my scene partner who gave me so much.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: I think her name was Amanda Seyfried, and she so
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: much to work with.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: She's gonna be something for sure.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: She actually a moment where she breathes before she says yeah,
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: and you could tell she's like she's consenting and she's agreeing.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: And it's just incredible the way she does that. She
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: like jumps off a burning building and just decides to
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: have sex with you.
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: It's awesome. It's awesome, and you see her full arc
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: in those five lines she was given. Yeah, and she's
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: such a bro.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Because we did have to cut down her lines a
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: little bit, because you know, she was talking so at
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: a certain point she had like nine maybe ten lines,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: and it just felt like it was a little bit
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: too much of her. Like that.
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: They chopped that scene up. They cut a lot of
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: things out, and.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: In that scene she would say, Dirk learns to be
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: vulnerable and Clarissa learns to stop interrupting, and I think
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: that's so important to her to learn.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: Can I talk about my favorite scene?
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Please?
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: My favorite scene is the one where Cheese and Fud
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: think that they're talking to a hottie but it's actually
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: each other in wigs and they end up making out
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: with each other.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: Oh no, you wants to free this scene? Sorry? Watching it?
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know? Can we We'll watch it close your eyes.
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: But again, it's.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Fucking disgusting. Man, it's so fucking disgusting that they did that.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: All right, let's roll a clip.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: Hey. Hey, hey, it's just me, another volleyball player girl.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: What's your name? My name is Becca, I'm new to
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: the school.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Hey, and my name is Jessica, and I also just
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: got you from the school. You're so pretty.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: You're so pretty, You're so pretty. Oh my gosh, I
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: love your hair.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: I could just kiss you right now.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: Wait a second, this is so gruff. You're so raspy.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: Hold on a second. God, dude, you don't have tits.
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: You don't have tits.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: What this is so fucking gross. I need to go
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: fucking shower. Don't fall dude, don't follow me to the show.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: You don't follow me.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, we're both will both shower at the same time.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: Okay, that's fine. Oh, something's happening to my chest. I
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: feel like, I don't know, week like something's coming over
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: my body that I can't control. This is gross, dude, gross.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: And again that ad R cuts in at the perfect
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: time because it's like a seamless edit.
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah they what they had to cut out. Yeah, yeah,
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: what they had to cut out eventually and shot the
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: shot where I actually fall on the bathroom and start
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: coughing up blood immensely, but we just cut that. It
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: was we just cut to an over the shoulder on
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: FUD and me saying, dude, we gotta clean ourselves up.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: It was wild. That was such a funny scene.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: That was so funny to watch you guys kiss like
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: that was hilarious watching And dudes.
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: I don't like I love this scene. And I don't
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: think it'll ever come back to haunt us. Like I love, love,
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: love love this scene.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: I think every single thing in this movie will hold
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: up for the rest of our lives.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, can I talk about my favorite scene?
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: Of course. One of my favorite scenes is when we
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: mix Monster Boys uh infamous infamous skate scene with my
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: visit to the doctor. Great, it's a great great. It's
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: kind of like a mashup of like Monster Boy doing
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: the skate stuff, me at the doctor, you know, and
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: I just want to play it. I just want to
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: play it.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, weally weally, awly.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: Ohly, what's wrong with me? I just been feeling weird.
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: Well, Fud, This isn't easy to say.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: But my name's not Fud. That's my freaking friend's name.
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: Idiot. I must have the wrong file.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: Let me Lilli wely cooplow fuck me.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: I fell on the railing.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: What's that guy's name? He's weird apparently they call him
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: monster Boy. Let's go talk to him.
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: Cheese. Is that your file?
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what's up? I'm cheese, cheez.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: I have some news for you, and well I'm gonna
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: eat you to take it like a man. It's not
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: good news.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, I'm totally a man. I've definitely lost my virginity.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: Good because there's a lot of things that you won't
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: be able to do after you get this news.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Wall.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Hey, girls, it's me. I'm gonna turn around and when
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: I turn around, you're gonna see this big fucking knock
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: around my nose. But remember how good of a skater
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: I am.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Cheez, your diagnosis is you tested positive for boobs.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: Wow, great scene, seamless edit. I think that was such
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: a great, great adr ad because I really do get diagnosed,
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: you know, with a really bad form of lupus.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's yeah, I think I wrote in the script
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: has really bad lupus, and they did take it out
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: and they changed to you, you know, he the doctor.
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: Basically they had the a d R. It was actually
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: Mac mackelson that did the ADR that said you need
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: to if you don't get lose your virginity tonight, you'll die,
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: which is kind of the new storyline that you get, which.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: Is, Yeah, it's really funny because you actually we didn't
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: move away from the doctor's mouth. You can see him
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: saying lupus and we've changed it to boobs because it's
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: close enough, yeah, but if you look closer. So those
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: are all our favorite scenes.
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: Those are our scenes.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: I will say the scene that I thought I was
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: gonna be really hard for them to manipulate, the scene
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: where they're performing surgery on you. But the way they
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: dr did it so that they were removing your nuts
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: from inside your stomach because you ate your nuts.
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that was so funny. Yeah, because they
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: we added that whole extra scene of me eating my
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: own nuts and going like, I need to go to
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: the doctor. Now.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: They weren't your real nuts. They were like well as
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: spoiler alert, but they were interesting.
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought. I also thought z.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: I also thought it was awesome that in that scene
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: when you die on the operating table, the ADR the
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: doctor going, oh wait, this is another guy.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: That's such an essential ADR to fuck with Angeline's.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: Plan exactly Angeline Evangeline if we get her name.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, lady director.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: So here's the question for the fish bulb. Maybe we
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: can end on this one because I think it's really good.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: We haven't really been able to talk about our acting process.
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: So the question for the fishball is, like, you know,
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: what is your process? How do you decide what do
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: you What do you do when you go into a scene?
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: You know, Well, it kind of just like I get
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: the script, I kind of like jerk off a little bit,
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: and I go in hard. It's like a three step
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: process where I'm like, I just like it's like bumb
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: bump bum, you read it, you get it out, so
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: you don't have to like because in order.
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: Just like, yeah, it's not even about finishing. Sometimes it's
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: just like about jerking off a little bit, you know.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: It's just about like.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: It's just like getting a little bit of that clarity
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: so you can get into the headspace because like in
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: most of these scenes, we are a little horny, and
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: so you gotta get to like that place where it's
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: like you're a little horny, but you're not like so
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: horny that you can't do the scene, you know what
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: I mean?
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: Huge?
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Huge, What about you, Kyle, since you've never had sex before,
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: what do you do for me?
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: Well, for that scene, I was trying to channel someone
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: who had had sex, So I was imagining I was
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: Daniel d Lewis because I've done that before and it
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: was easier. So I was like, I'll just pull out
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: by Daniel Day Lewis, and I'll just pretend like I'm
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: hymn so for the rest of the movie, after I
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: have sex.
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: In my mind, I'm.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: High school aged Daniel day Lewis in Salem with Charles
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: and it. It was it added kind of a heaviness
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: to it that one of the directors loved and then
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: most of them hate it. But the one that loved
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: it is the one that is doing the final cuts.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: So it's gonna work out. But it's interesting because, Yeah,
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: I mean, for me, acting is just kind of trying
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: to keep up.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I feel that, man.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: You try to keep it.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: Up, right, I'm trying, well, I'm trying to keep up
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: with everything else going so fast.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: I hear you.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's things going so fast. I really can relate to. Yeah,
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: Acting for me is just focusing and trying not to
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: think about the season to come in, which is Christmas.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: My mind naturally wanders to the winter and the holidays,
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: and if I'm not careful, I'll be just thinking so
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: deeply about the presence I'm gonna get. So I have
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: to actually really focus. I am because like it happened
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: when I before I dropped out of school, where they'd
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: be like, Zipper, what's the answer to number four? And
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, missus Claus is gonna give me rollers
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: gates and she'd be like what. So I have to
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: be careful And I actually learned this really cool focus
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: game called dips apsop where you actually have to just
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: focus on what.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: That's really helping.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: That's really helped me with my impressions and my uh
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: in acting, because everything is a characters impression and yeah, yeah,
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: and it really helped me with my impression of monster boy.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Yead monster boy. I was gonna say, that's such an impression.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: It's such an impression of like a monster boy, like
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: a boy who looks like a fucking ugly monster. Like
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: you're such a good impression of that.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I guess my process is I'll get the script
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: and then me and my manager will just keep running it.
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: My manager has been my manager since I was four,
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: and she's like really really good acting coach. So she'll
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: give me notes, like hard notes like no, don't do that,
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: why are you messing up on those lines? Don't mess
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: up on those lines, and like.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: A mom you need like a mom.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's almost like a mom. But I don't have
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: a mom. I was raised by my aunt and I'm
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: my uncle. So, like, you know, she's a great manager though,
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: so you know, so she'll look really grill me, grill me, grimly, grimly, grimly, grimmy, grimly,
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: grill me, and then we'll just run it scene by scene,
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: even the scenes I'm not in. I'll have to watch
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: her do the acting and it really helps. So that's
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: kind of my process is every time the camera rolls,
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: I just picture myself with my manager, Susie Bacon. She's great.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: Shot out to Susie Yah, show.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Up to Susie, dude, because I mean, you're like, I
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: don't know if I can, Like, you're the only person
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: here who's like kind of acted before, and I just
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: want to point that out because like, I mean, you
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: were a child actor. You were like the lollipop kid.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: I mean what was that like? Like how did you
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: make the jump from doing like kids stuff to like
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: actual hilarious comedy you know what I mean?
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, thank you. I was the lollipop kid. I
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: was the the fruit by the foot lollipop kid. This
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: series is me, you know, always eating lollipops and kids
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: are like, why are you doing that we've got fruit
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: by the foop now and I have my lineup O
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: me and it kind of like blew me up. I
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: was on that great Nickelodeon show fan Fanboys.
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: Me and my friends on the swim team used to
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: do impressions of you like.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: You No wait wait wait, I want to hear it fanboys.
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: And boys on Fanboys.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we used to say, hey, mister Davidson, it's time
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: to lunch again.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: You're so good at acting impressions.
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: No, I was, I was doing I was, I was
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: just trying to you know.
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: No, it was so good on Fanboys. I actually played
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: an older, older man and really changed my voice for it.
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: So I loved it. So that was That was good.
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: That was good.
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: That was ink so much.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: I never got a single compliment on the whole shooting
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: of the movie, so this was really nice to hear.
• 46:33
  Speaker 6: Great, Yeah, you guys are you guys are like my family,
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: and so I wanted to I'd love to maybe wrap
• 46:41
  Speaker 6: up with a final question, which is.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: How fast can you fucking duck if I tap everybody's
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: fucking nuts right now?
• 46:51
  Speaker 7: No, no, no, hey, seriously, stop hey stop, it's not funny,
• 47:00
  Speaker 7: it's stop socking.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Nuts, dude, you gotta get better at.
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: Hot Hey, Hey, hey, I don't like that.
• 47:07
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• 47:12
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• 47:15
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• 47:19
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• 47:22
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• 47:23
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• 47:25
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