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- 0:00Speaker 1: Boom goes the dynamite.
- 0:02Speaker 2: It's our numb bar wold our one body blow, body blow,
- 0:09Speaker 2: body blow of the Ben Malors Show, talking food Ball on.
- 0:15Speaker 1: This Tuesday, the seventh of July. We stayed up all night.
- 0:18Speaker 1: You realize that that's the podway we stayed up on. Yeah,
- 0:21Speaker 1: it was broadcast live on six hundred radio stations, but
- 0:24Speaker 1: we were up all night to give you this fresh
- 0:26Speaker 1: pod we're live in local Yeah, all right, So here
- 0:29Speaker 1: in hour number one, what the hell went wrong for
- 0:31Speaker 1: Team USA as they had the Belgium waffle topped them
- 0:37Speaker 1: and just crushing them a blowout. Looked like a bunch
- 0:40Speaker 1: of youth soccer players self inflicted wounds there and they're
- 0:45Speaker 1: out in the round of sixteen. The World Cup also
- 0:48Speaker 1: does this, I say this in air quotes. Run in
- 0:51Speaker 1: the World Cup to the sweet sixteen of that sport
- 0:54Speaker 1: count as a moral victory for Team USA soccer. And
- 0:59Speaker 1: how do you react to some fellow Americans celebrating Team
- 1:04Speaker 1: USA's loss to Belgium. The wokesters very happy that USA loss.
- 1:10Speaker 1: Will explain why they felt that way and why that's
- 1:13Speaker 1: a sickness. We'll get to all of those stories and more,
- 1:16Speaker 1: right now settle in. It's our number one. If you
- 1:23Speaker 1: had Team USA winning the World Cup, you're a loser.
- 1:28Speaker 1: Welcome in the beginning of yet another night of the
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- 1:43Speaker 1: birds of a feather, they say, we flock together. The
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- 2:04Speaker 1: we like to play the blame game from under the
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- 3:44Speaker 1: subject to availability. Now Justin and Cincinnati the Curmudgeon. He
- 3:49Speaker 1: doesn't call anymore. He doesn't really contribute during the live show.
- 3:53Speaker 1: I think he's sleeping. However, Justin did want you to
- 3:57Speaker 1: know about Fox one. I don't know that you haven't
- 3:59Speaker 1: figured this out yet. If you haven't, a reminder, the
- 4:02Speaker 1: excitement of the FIFA World Cup is now streaming live
- 4:07Speaker 1: on Fox one, the official English streaming platform. To catch
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- 4:25Speaker 1: a lot. That's it, all right, Now we'll get back
- 4:27Speaker 1: to the commercials. We pause the commercials for the show,
- 4:30Speaker 1: and then we'll get back to the commercials. Stay tuned,
- 4:32Speaker 1: all right, So our lead this hour, don't bury the lead,
- 4:36Speaker 1: my man. Well, I guess I can take the flag off.
- 4:38Speaker 1: I can stop wrapping myself in the flag at this
- 4:41Speaker 1: particular point as soon you know by now. But our
- 4:44Speaker 1: lead this hour from the World Cup, we go to Seattle,
- 4:49Speaker 1: where they're not sleepless in Seattle. They are winless in Seattle,
- 4:54Speaker 1: at least the Americans battling the Belgian waffles in the
- 4:58Speaker 1: round of six ten Team USA trying to reach the
- 5:01Speaker 1: Elite eight, although they're not allowed to use that because
- 5:03Speaker 1: I think they have to pay extra for that. I
- 5:06Speaker 1: think we can use it. I think, I don't know.
- 5:08Speaker 1: It's just the eight teams left. Anyway, If you didn't watch,
- 5:11Speaker 1: it was on Fox. Why didn't watch? It was on Fox?
- 5:13Speaker 1: One bad job by you. Perhaps you missed it. You
- 5:16Speaker 1: were out doing something. I don't know what you were doing.
- 5:19Speaker 1: This hot everywhere. I don't know what you were doing.
- 5:21Speaker 1: You staying and turn on the AC and watch the game.
- 5:24Speaker 1: I guess you can watch on your phone or whatever. Anyway,
- 5:27Speaker 1: So don't worry. We watched so you would not have to,
- 5:29Speaker 1: as just Josh and Cincinnati knows. That is our public service.
- 5:33Speaker 1: So this game was it close?
- 5:36Speaker 3: Hell?
- 5:36Speaker 1: No, not close at all, Team Belgium defeating the sad
- 5:42Speaker 1: sack United States team four to one, which I'm told
- 5:46Speaker 1: if this was like American football, would have been seventy
- 5:49Speaker 1: two to ten would have been the final. Four to
- 5:55Speaker 1: one was the final in the round of sixteen. So
- 5:57Speaker 1: turnout the last the part partiase over seal you later.
- 6:02Speaker 1: The twenty twenty six feet of World Cup has ended.
- 6:05Speaker 1: All the host country teams are now out over the weekend.
- 6:08Speaker 1: The Canadians exited stage left, Mexico exited stage right, and
- 6:13Speaker 1: the USA said let's do a belly whopper and get
- 6:16Speaker 1: the hell out of here. And that's exactly what they did.
- 6:20Speaker 1: Eliminated from the tournament. And again it was not close.
- 6:24Speaker 1: Not briefly, for about thirty seconds it was one to one,
- 6:28Speaker 1: and then that was that was it. That was it,
- 6:31Speaker 1: Belgium dominating all your soccer stats. You know, we love
- 6:34Speaker 1: our soccer stats. Fifteen to seven was the advantage on
- 6:39Speaker 1: the shot advantage and by all accounts, all my soccer
- 6:43Speaker 1: people that all love to tell me they know more
- 6:45Speaker 1: about soccer were braggadocious about how much better Belgium was
- 6:50Speaker 1: and their technique, and they were the more aggressive team,
- 6:52Speaker 1: and typically in any athletic competition, the more aggressive team
- 6:56Speaker 1: ends up winning. The US had the possession, which is
- 6:59Speaker 1: a parent not nine tenths of the law. In victory,
- 7:02Speaker 1: they had the ball more fifty six percent of the
- 7:05Speaker 1: time the forty four percent for the team from Belgium.
- 7:09Speaker 1: But a lot of bonehead plays. You know, I'm not
- 7:13Speaker 1: much of a soccer guy. I played soccer like every
- 7:16Speaker 1: other guy my age when we were kids, and then
- 7:18Speaker 1: we became teenagers and stopped watching. And even I know,
- 7:22Speaker 1: the novice of soccer that I am, I was cringing
- 7:25Speaker 1: watching some of the stuff of us that was going on, like,
- 7:28Speaker 1: holy crap, they suck. It was bad, multiple bonehead blunders
- 7:34Speaker 1: that led to Belgium getting some just easy goals, just
- 7:40Speaker 1: just really easy goals. So that is a good jumping
- 7:42Speaker 1: off point. Let us discuss this is a big pivot
- 7:47Speaker 1: point in the event everyone's been watching here, the World Cup.
- 7:50Speaker 1: So the question we always love to play the blame game.
- 7:54Speaker 1: What on God's Green Earth went wrong for Team Usay,
- 7:58Speaker 1: and the loss to Belgium in the round of sixteen.
- 8:02Speaker 1: So I've got DC comics, mosquitoes, moss and flies, and
- 8:08Speaker 1: a German Smorgesborg, and we will combine all of these things,
- 8:14Speaker 1: all of this and we are going to have a
- 8:18Speaker 1: nice tropical vacation because Team USA can get now going
- 8:22Speaker 1: a nice tropical vacation. So ay, listen, Belgium. I don't
- 8:25Speaker 1: think they beat the United States. I don't know that's
- 8:27Speaker 1: the right terminology that they beat the United States. I
- 8:29Speaker 1: feel like this was a self inflicted situation where Team
- 8:33Speaker 1: USA it was self sabotage, the saboteurs wearing the USA
- 8:39Speaker 1: logo there with a FIFA license agreement and all that.
- 8:43Speaker 1: Now the coach of Team USA Mauricio Pocatino after the
- 8:47Speaker 1: game called it a quote reality check. You saw on
- 8:50Speaker 1: Fox the postgame on field interview there with all the
- 8:53Speaker 1: sponsors behind the coach there in that glass partition. He
- 8:57Speaker 1: said it was a Again the word he used, reality
- 9:00Speaker 1: check is what he said there, noted that they didn't
- 9:03Speaker 1: connect with the game. You talk about understatements. Yeah, all
- 9:08Speaker 1: that matters. As we have said from the beginning of
- 9:11Speaker 1: this show, and until they pull the mic away and
- 9:13Speaker 1: say you're not allowed to talk into this mic anymore,
- 9:16Speaker 1: We've always pointed out that all that matters is what
- 9:18Speaker 1: you do in the moment. And I learned from the
- 9:22Speaker 1: great Dick Stockton, retired sportscaster. Stats tell you what has happened,
- 9:26Speaker 1: not what's going to happen here. And it's fair to
- 9:29Speaker 1: say that John Tortorella was correct when he pointed out
- 9:32Speaker 1: that when his team lost, they sucked at a time
- 9:34Speaker 1: he cannot suck. That would be the line of thinking
- 9:37Speaker 1: with Team USA. They sucked at a time he cannot suck.
- 9:41Speaker 1: A classic. We only watch soccer pretty much every four years,
- 9:44Speaker 1: and this is a classic USA meltdown situation, A comedy
- 9:49Speaker 1: of errors defensively for Team USA there. It was something
- 9:53Speaker 1: that we've seen in years past from watching various World
- 9:56Speaker 1: Cups over the years. Here, the USA had more brain
- 9:59Speaker 1: farts than what, more brain farts than a lactose intolerant
- 10:05Speaker 1: dairy convention. There was a lot of teutin, a lot
- 10:09Speaker 1: of tutin going on there. And if you want specifics, yeah,
- 10:13Speaker 1: players like Tim Reim come to mind here, who played
- 10:16Speaker 1: like he was trying to unlock a cheat code and
- 10:19Speaker 1: he kept entering the wrong combo and got locked out.
- 10:24Speaker 1: We must have a guy here who quit, Ryan Bershinger.
- 10:27Speaker 1: He quit a few months ago, but keep trying Ryan.
- 10:29Speaker 1: We gave him the nickname, and Ryan famously got locked
- 10:34Speaker 1: out of the company social media accounts because he forgot
- 10:37Speaker 1: the password and he kept punching in the wrong one,
- 10:40Speaker 1: thus the nickname. That's what it looks like. He's even
- 10:42Speaker 1: done that. You punched in the wrong combo and you
- 10:44Speaker 1: get locked out in generally a just the entire defensive
- 10:49Speaker 1: side for Team USA was disorganized, discombobulated, and they were
- 10:54Speaker 1: like matadors Oaylay and Belgia. Belgium taking advantage of that
- 11:01Speaker 1: to their credit. Now we also must highlight I jotted
- 11:03Speaker 1: down on the notes app on my iPhone while I
- 11:05Speaker 1: was watching the game. I used to actually write notes
- 11:07Speaker 1: back in the OL days because I'm old and I
- 11:09Speaker 1: had a notepad. One of my whole program directors gave
- 11:11Speaker 1: me said, write your notes down when you're watching the game.
- 11:13Speaker 1: I said, okay, now I use the notes app. So
- 11:15Speaker 1: I wrote down on the notes app. I highlighted the
- 11:18Speaker 1: US goalkeeper Matt Freeze. I highlighted this guy who turned
- 11:23Speaker 1: in in front of my eyes, and your eyes as well,
- 11:24Speaker 1: if you watch this, or even if you're blind, your ears.
- 11:27Speaker 1: Matt Freeze turned into a DC comic supervillain, mister Freeze
- 11:32Speaker 1: freezing up at the worst possible moment, failing the basic
- 11:37Speaker 1: fundamentals of not clearing the ball in a mistake for
- 11:43Speaker 1: the Ages, as he literally just gifted now I didn't
- 11:47Speaker 1: even know if he put a bow on it and
- 11:49Speaker 1: just said, here you go, Belgium, thanks for the waffles
- 11:52Speaker 1: and the fries, here's a goal, enjoy it, and yeah,
- 11:56Speaker 1: so there you go. It was a huge, huge blunder.
- 12:01Speaker 1: It really was total calamity. I mentioned like when I
- 12:04Speaker 1: was a kid playing soccer, it's like nowadays, I guess
- 12:06Speaker 1: you go to the park on a Saturday morning, and
- 12:10Speaker 1: it's the what do they call it, the U ten
- 12:12Speaker 1: nine ten year old kids a little older than that
- 12:16Speaker 1: playing youth soccer, and they get the orange slices and
- 12:21Speaker 1: all that, and that's kind of what it felt like,
- 12:24Speaker 1: a pure disaster class for the American soccer team. Now,
- 12:29Speaker 1: page two, keeping the drum beat going, and this is
- 12:33Speaker 1: likely going to be the last full soccer monologue that
- 12:36Speaker 1: we do until four years from now, and then we'll
- 12:40Speaker 1: do it again. And make sure to get my all
- 12:42Speaker 1: my hot soccer takes out. I need to give you
- 12:48Speaker 1: my takes, all right. So the question does this run
- 12:53Speaker 1: if you want to call it that, in the World
- 12:55Speaker 1: Cup to the soccer we're version of the Sweet sixteen?
- 13:00Speaker 1: Does this count as a moral victory, a step in
- 13:03Speaker 1: the right direction for the American soccer movement? The cult
- 13:07Speaker 1: of soccer as I call it in America, it is
- 13:09Speaker 1: a cult. And ever since I was a kid, they
- 13:13Speaker 1: told me that this is gonna be the big thing,
- 13:16Speaker 1: and I'm kind of getting old and it's not the
- 13:18Speaker 1: big thing anyway, all right, So moral victory that is
- 13:22Speaker 1: a big time story for those of you who are
- 13:25Speaker 1: fellow insomniacs. Here I say phoie is what I say.
- 13:31Speaker 1: You don't get credit for showing up, as I've often
- 13:33Speaker 1: pointed out, you get credit for like winning. That's the
- 13:36Speaker 1: thing that you know, not even close. If you look
- 13:39Speaker 1: at the Micro and the macro, the micro and the macro,
- 13:44Speaker 1: the Micro people are mad, They're upset. They're like, oh man,
- 13:47Speaker 1: this is a bummer. You had parties plan, this is
- 13:51Speaker 1: supposed to go another two weeks. And Macro you have
- 13:55Speaker 1: people who have been mad for thirty forty fifty years
- 14:01Speaker 1: saying why is this? Keep happy? It's the exact same
- 14:04Speaker 1: song and dance that you guys like the song. You
- 14:09Speaker 1: go to a sleazy speakeasy type bar and they keep
- 14:13Speaker 1: playing this music off this whole thing called a jukebox,
- 14:15Speaker 1: and it's just the same thing. It's broken. It plays
- 14:18Speaker 1: over and over and over again. And when you peel
- 14:20Speaker 1: back the onion on this it is a DejaVu. When
- 14:25Speaker 1: I don't mean the gentleman's club situation all over again.
- 14:28Speaker 1: Team USA played well enough until they played apparently a
- 14:32Speaker 1: legitimate opponent here in Belgium. I'm not mister soccer, but
- 14:35Speaker 1: to some of my soccer people have told me this
- 14:37Speaker 1: is like a legitimate team and all that here. So
- 14:39Speaker 1: the second that happened, the training wheels went flying and
- 14:44Speaker 1: they came off, and the team USA Soccer Club lose
- 14:48Speaker 1: four to one, four to one. They was lost by
- 14:51Speaker 1: three goals, and a couple of those goals I think
- 14:54Speaker 1: I could have scored. Okay, they turned into a combo
- 14:59Speaker 1: of the mosquitos, the moss and the flies. Have you
- 15:03Speaker 1: ever drive through the desert or somewhere out pretty much
- 15:06Speaker 1: anywhere this time of the year, you know all those
- 15:09Speaker 1: things that splatter all over your windshield? Yeah, that was
- 15:13Speaker 1: that was the USA Soccer group there that Belgium was
- 15:16Speaker 1: driving the car. The wheels on the bus go round
- 15:19Speaker 1: and round, The wheels on the bus go round and round,
- 15:21Speaker 1: and the bugs get splashed just like that. So again
- 15:25Speaker 1: it was a loss. It was a giveaway. They evaporated
- 15:29Speaker 1: like a puddle out in Death Valley. Whatever you want
- 15:31Speaker 1: to say, whatever analogy, and the Fox commentators highlighted we'll
- 15:34Speaker 1: get more to this later, but they highlighted how TSA
- 15:37Speaker 1: was completely outclassed. You just everything was bad. Reaction was slow.
- 15:44Speaker 1: They just weren't the more aggressive team and all that stuff.
- 15:47Speaker 1: Bedraggled is the word I will use I love the
- 15:49Speaker 1: word bedraggled. I don't use it enough. It's a good word. Bedraggled.
- 15:52Speaker 1: They were bedraggled. There's a term that we have used,
- 15:58Speaker 1: tight tooka syndrome, tight spin, however you want to describe it,
- 16:03Speaker 1: and that certainly applies. They were allergic to the situation
- 16:06Speaker 1: here and it was it was bad. And did a
- 16:09Speaker 1: bunch of Belgium fans stay up all night outside the
- 16:12Speaker 1: team hotel and Seattle banging on drums to keep the
- 16:15Speaker 1: players awake all night? What happened? I don't know. I
- 16:18Speaker 1: have no idea, but this is turning the corner, which
- 16:21Speaker 1: some hope it is for the American soccer team. Turning
- 16:25Speaker 1: the corner. They turned right into a cul de sac
- 16:28Speaker 1: is what they did. So congratulations, you're gonna have to
- 16:31Speaker 1: go back out again, do better and be better. That's it,
- 16:37Speaker 1: so all right now, last word, not everyone, It turns
- 16:40Speaker 1: out not everyone upset with the outcome from Seattle. And
- 16:44Speaker 1: I've noticed it in my world. I've seen some of it.
- 16:48Speaker 1: I wasn't online very much, but I saw some of
- 16:50Speaker 1: it on the online world, which is a lot of
- 16:51Speaker 1: fake matrix type stuff. And the question how did you react?
- 16:59Speaker 1: To a so upset of American fans, I guess American
- 17:06Speaker 1: citizens celebrating Team USA's loss to Belgium. And there are
- 17:13Speaker 1: a fair amount of people that, it seem, and I
- 17:15Speaker 1: don't know how many there are, I've en counted them
- 17:17Speaker 1: that seem to be very happy about this. It's odd
- 17:20Speaker 1: to me Americans, some of you celebrating Team USA losing,
- 17:24Speaker 1: which I think is bozo the clown behavior. Imagine being
- 17:30Speaker 1: so politically scrambled your mind the scrambled so much by
- 17:37Speaker 1: the politics that you were rooting for Belgium or anyone
- 17:42Speaker 1: to beat Team USA. It's really wild to me. It's crazy.
- 17:49Speaker 1: The mindset of that blows me away. And the good
- 17:53Speaker 1: thing about is you can easily spot the wack of
- 17:55Speaker 1: noodles easily because they're the ones that were celebrating. They
- 17:59Speaker 1: treated like a mid term result or some political vote thing.
- 18:05Speaker 1: You know, they got all worked up there, that's their
- 18:07Speaker 1: super Bowl. We're sports people, they're political people and all
- 18:10Speaker 1: that stuff. But the TDS infected and this is the
- 18:14Speaker 1: subset I believe we're celebrating the TDS infected group too
- 18:19Speaker 1: busy doom scrolling, if you will, their political feelings to
- 18:24Speaker 1: even engage and enjoy the World Cup. That's it. And
- 18:28Speaker 1: I just chuckle. I do Listen. If you're one of
- 18:30Speaker 1: these people, I get it. This is your thing, this
- 18:32Speaker 1: is your mischia gos. I just laugh at you. I
- 18:34Speaker 1: chuckle at you, is what I do. Imagining so infected
- 18:39Speaker 1: with this that you can't even sit down to watch
- 18:43Speaker 1: a game without without freaking out and reacting like this.
- 18:48Speaker 1: It's crazy. So if you are one of those people
- 18:51Speaker 1: taking joy out of Team USA losing in the World Cup,
- 18:55Speaker 1: I enjoy your Germans styles. Smorgesborg. You've got brats over
- 19:00Speaker 1: to the right, you've got the sour kraut over to
- 19:02Speaker 1: the left, and a big pile of shot in freude
- 19:07Speaker 1: right there in the middle, right there. So and like
- 19:10Speaker 1: the oil. Belgium is a small country, Okay, I get it.
- 19:13Speaker 1: I totally yeah. There's not as many people in Belgium
- 19:16Speaker 1: as the US. You can say that for most countries
- 19:17Speaker 1: in the world, not all, but most, And I would
- 19:20Speaker 1: point out Belgium did not shock Team USA. There was
- 19:24Speaker 1: a lot of dumb money, as they call it in
- 19:26Speaker 1: Wall Street and in Vegas, people that were betting with
- 19:28Speaker 1: their hearts on Team USA. However, if you look at
- 19:31Speaker 1: the number from the people. The numbers should have been
- 19:36Speaker 1: Belgium favored in this game on USA. It was close.
- 19:40Speaker 1: It was close favored on US soil and so Belgium
- 19:44Speaker 1: they won the game. They were supposed to win the game.
- 19:47Speaker 1: They won the game. That is the story. Everything else
- 19:50Speaker 1: is people just overdosing on like your politics stuff and
- 19:53Speaker 1: all that. And this does end the conspiracy theory that
- 19:57Speaker 1: some of you had. This is the other part of it.
- 19:59Speaker 1: If USA had on the win, in the multiverse, there
- 20:01Speaker 1: is there are multiple outcomes, as we believe in the multiverse,
- 20:04Speaker 1: and so if USA had won, it would have been well,
- 20:07Speaker 1: it's rigged, you know, it's rigged. FIFA rigged it for
- 20:09Speaker 1: President Trump and on. But they didn't win. So now
- 20:11Speaker 1: it's like just pure joy for those that enjoy the
- 20:14Speaker 1: shot and freude. Uh there you go, all right, so
- 20:17Speaker 1: and get back to your group chats and do you
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- 20:33Speaker 1: I want to see who wins. Am I gonna be
- 20:35Speaker 1: fully engaged? Probably not, but I still will watch. And
- 20:39Speaker 1: I love championship games. And we're gonna get a World
- 20:41Speaker 1: Cup championship game, and somebody in Nevere is gonna choke
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- 22:15Speaker 1: It is the Ben Malor Show. Hope you're doing well.
- 22:18Speaker 1: We're hanging out together here. Imagine that the show is
- 22:21Speaker 1: continuing even though the USA team is losing. Done out,
- 22:25Speaker 1: See you later in the World Cup. I thought the
- 22:27Speaker 1: show would be no show, be sitting Shiva waiting for
- 22:31Speaker 1: the next World Cup. Anyway, we're here hanging out. It
- 22:34Speaker 1: is I Bill Miller. If you'd like to be part
- 22:35Speaker 1: of the live radio show, you can join us right now.
- 22:40Speaker 1: Even the woksters that hate America and are very happy
- 22:43Speaker 1: that USA loss, We're here either way. I don't care.
- 22:46Speaker 1: Whatever get gets your Jolly's off and join yourself eight
- 22:49Speaker 1: seven seven ninety nine on Fox eight seven seven nine
- 22:54Speaker 1: nine six six three six nine. Also on X at
- 22:57Speaker 1: Ben Mallor's Ben Mahler, if you'd like to be I
- 23:01Speaker 1: see your ball, Sir, I'd like to say, ai audio.
- 23:06Speaker 1: You never know what's real or now I'm no. I'm
- 23:07Speaker 1: guaranteed human. That's the slogan of the company. Guaranteed Human.
- 23:11Speaker 1: Can't the drops. I don't know about that A little
- 23:17Speaker 1: different eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox on ex
- 23:21Speaker 1: at Ben Maler, Say hello to Loreina, hide there, don't
- 23:26Speaker 1: talk to me. You can say a little an FSR
- 23:28Speaker 1: tech queen is how you find her and coop a
- 23:32Speaker 1: loop is available at a Bronco fan. Wow, Wow, that's
- 23:38Speaker 1: a Bronco fan. Your comments can and will be used
- 23:41Speaker 1: against you in the kangaroo court of the Mallard Ursius,
- 23:45Speaker 1: So please act accordingly. Back to what we go and
- 23:50Speaker 1: a lot of reaction. King Rory in Wisconsin writes, and
- 23:54Speaker 1: he says, I'm sad and that the team you say lost,
- 23:57Speaker 1: But I'm glad I spent my time more wisely as
- 24:00Speaker 1: I was watching America's pastime. The Brewers fought their way
- 24:03Speaker 1: back to beat the Redbirds. I will ask, how did
- 24:08Speaker 1: the reinstated player for the USA do. I'm sure he
- 24:11Speaker 1: had a great game. Please let me know. You got
- 24:14Speaker 1: a lot of cardio in I guess that's the good news.
- 24:16Speaker 1: Do some cardio there. Let's see here. Ryan had a
- 24:22Speaker 1: very interesting way of describing the game. Rans in Mexico.
- 24:25Speaker 1: He's from San Diego. He's living in Mexico right now,
- 24:28Speaker 1: so I don't know. That's all about. Joe the ghost
- 24:30Speaker 1: Hunter from Ohio met Joe at the Great Mallard Meet
- 24:33Speaker 1: and Greet. Joe says, the wolkeser heate America. That's well,
- 24:36Speaker 1: they hope they lose. Overnight, Joe says Ben. Now, Overnight,
- 24:40Speaker 1: Joe's a legend. He's in rochester's been with us a
- 24:42Speaker 1: long time, and we'll continue on as long as we're here.
- 24:45Speaker 1: He'll be here. And he says, Ben, please don't tease
- 24:48Speaker 1: me by saying that this will be the last soccer
- 24:50Speaker 1: monologue for four years. I said, the last full soccer
- 24:52Speaker 1: monologue overnight, Joe. Also, you use the notes app, not
- 24:57Speaker 1: a yellow notepad like Arnie Spaniar, the Stinking Genius. Yeah yeah,
- 25:03Speaker 1: Arnie is next level. When I first got into radio
- 25:09Speaker 1: a long time ago, long time ago. We were all
- 25:12Speaker 1: using computers, but we had like Netscape, Navigator and AOL.
- 25:15Speaker 1: We Actually, when I first got a radio, we had
- 25:18Speaker 1: literally a sports wire, the AP sports Wire. We had
- 25:22Speaker 1: the sports ticker. We had a newsroom, like a legitimate
- 25:24Speaker 1: newsroom at the radio station I worked at in San Diego.
- 25:27Speaker 1: But there were computers. They just were kind of archaic, right.
- 25:30Speaker 1: It was early, the big bulky ones, not like Giant,
- 25:33Speaker 1: but they were not very effective. The Internet was not
- 25:36Speaker 1: really a thing. It was just kind of beginning and
- 25:39Speaker 1: then so it was a weirdo. There's one guy, though
- 25:42Speaker 1: we were all trying to use computers, there was one
- 25:43Speaker 1: guy that used the typewriter and just killed me. Even then,
- 25:47Speaker 1: I was like, what are you doing, dude, You're hitting
- 25:51Speaker 1: all the keys. And we were actually in Florida for
- 25:54Speaker 1: spring training. I was on the doing the Ben and
- 25:57Speaker 1: Dave Show, a local show in LA and we were
- 25:59Speaker 1: Dodgers training. When we're at Vero Beach. Back when they
- 26:02Speaker 1: were a family business and not this global conglomerate monster machine.
- 26:06Speaker 1: They've become where they don't really care about the little people.
- 26:09Speaker 1: But back then they cared about the little people, and
- 26:10Speaker 1: we used to go to spring training in Vero Beach
- 26:12Speaker 1: and it was great and wonderful and uh, but the
- 26:16Speaker 1: problem was this the place. They rented out a place
- 26:19Speaker 1: in near Vero Beach, and so we stayed. It was
- 26:22Speaker 1: an old a bunch of old I don't know about now.
- 26:24Speaker 1: Back then it was a bunch of old people. And uh. Anyway,
- 26:27Speaker 1: so we'd we'd hang out and in the house after
- 26:29Speaker 1: games in the morning and the afternoon or whatever, and
- 26:31Speaker 1: we'd go back and this guy would be writing his script.
- 26:34Speaker 1: He was an update dude, and he would be typing
- 26:36Speaker 1: and it would it was so loud because it would
- 26:38Speaker 1: bounce off the tile floor and the high ceiling, and
- 26:42Speaker 1: it was a freaking nightmare. Anyway, ir it sounds I
- 26:45Speaker 1: still remember. That's a long time ago, and I still remember, Lorena.
- 26:49Speaker 1: I'm still annoyed by that now. I don't know how
- 26:51Speaker 1: that just popped in my head, because overnight Joe got
- 26:54Speaker 1: that was bury Joe back in my very back of
- 26:58Speaker 1: my head, and then I somehow popped out because you
- 27:01Speaker 1: mentioned Arnie and his notepad. There's also a famous story
- 27:04Speaker 1: about Arnie. When I used to have my website, which
- 27:07Speaker 1: was a gossip site, and it was a sports gossip site.
- 27:10Speaker 1: And Arnie used to just take a bunch of stuff
- 27:12Speaker 1: off the site, which is I guess what it was
- 27:13Speaker 1: there for. And he mistakenly one time pressed print on
- 27:18Speaker 1: the web. Now and this is like an old website.
- 27:20Speaker 1: So it was one page that went on and on
- 27:24Speaker 1: and on. Oh it was more than that. It was
- 27:28Speaker 1: like one hundred pages. And the Arnie, what are you
- 27:30Speaker 1: doing dude? Anyway? Fat Daddy writes in he says, interesting monologue,
- 27:35Speaker 1: big men, four more years, four more years. Hopefully those
- 27:38Speaker 1: douche bag Americans that are rooting for the Americans to lose,
- 27:42Speaker 1: or we're rooting for them lose. Hopefully they're packing their
- 27:45Speaker 1: bags and moving to Belgium. I'm sure that's no Stradinis
- 27:49Speaker 1: writes in. He says, in Seattle, we are so accustomed
- 27:52Speaker 1: to people pooping all over themselves on the streets. That's
- 27:56Speaker 1: seeing a goalie do it on the field. It's no
- 27:58Speaker 1: big deal. Yeah, that was the ultimate. I don't know
- 28:02Speaker 1: if they do this commercially more Southwest Airlines they used
- 28:05Speaker 1: to do they want to get Away commercials. That would
- 28:06Speaker 1: be the ultimate. I want to get away, I want
- 28:09Speaker 1: to get away. Caide writes, and he says, I think
- 28:11Speaker 1: the loss is a step in the wrong direction, because
- 28:15Speaker 1: if you're gonna win the World Cup, no better time
- 28:17Speaker 1: to do it than now, especially when the country is
- 28:19Speaker 1: hosting it and it's America. Two fifty. Yeah, it would
- 28:24Speaker 1: have been the old storybook thing. I've got. I've got
- 28:28Speaker 1: guys like curmudgeon Wayne in Duluth and truck stop Fungus
- 28:32Speaker 1: wearing his tidy white he's eating chili who are arguing
- 28:36Speaker 1: with each other about the show, which is always always great. Doug,
- 28:40Speaker 1: ex pat living in Korea, says Man after that generous
- 28:44Speaker 1: serving of a Pooh sandwich from Team USA, Welcome back
- 28:47Speaker 1: to reality. Turns out the hype train True True had
- 28:51Speaker 1: an emergency stop after all. Now Tommy tapped in. Tommy
- 28:56Speaker 1: in Atlanta's going over righted over rated. Blah blah blah
- 29:03Speaker 1: blah blah. There you go. All right, let's say hello
- 29:05Speaker 1: to who do we have your eeny Meani miny mo
- 29:09Speaker 1: pick a caller by say, I asked you before we
- 29:11Speaker 1: do that. I don't want to get so the malor palooza.
- 29:14Speaker 1: Get to the point place. Oh yeah, this is huge,
- 29:19Speaker 1: My god, how lucky are we The Malor Palooza is
- 29:23Speaker 1: just days away. It is just you know, I'm so
- 29:27Speaker 1: excited about the Malor Palooza. I got to tell you
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- 29:47Speaker 1: USA losing four to one to Belgium and they made
- 29:52Speaker 1: a big deal on the broadcast because a bunch of
- 29:54Speaker 1: people from Belgium were staying up till two thirty in
- 29:56Speaker 1: the morning. I'm like, Okay, that's not that late, Like,
- 29:59Speaker 1: what's about it?
- 30:00Speaker 3: All?
- 30:00Speaker 1: Right? Now to the Malapalooza, Now to the Mallord Palooza,
- 30:03Speaker 1: the Moment of truth. Here we go. We have a
- 30:07Speaker 1: date now. Today is our Tuesday show, Monday into Tuesday,
- 30:14Speaker 1: so July seventh, it's still late Monday on the West
- 30:18Speaker 1: Coast and in Hawaii where Dorko the comedian lives. The
- 30:23Speaker 1: date we have selected for the Malor Palooza is drum roll,
- 30:28Speaker 1: Please can get me in the mood here with a
- 30:30Speaker 1: drum roll, Do we have a drum roll? Here we go,
- 30:32Speaker 1: Here we go. This is very exciting. Here this is
- 30:37Speaker 1: from there we go? All right. The Malapaluza twenty twenty
- 30:42Speaker 1: six will take place on the one hundred and ninety
- 30:45Speaker 1: sixth day of the year, better known by its gangster name,
- 30:49Speaker 1: July fifteenth. July fifteenth, Yeah, that is a Wednesday in
- 31:00Speaker 1: a Thursday. So Wednesday in or a Thursday, a hump
- 31:04Speaker 1: day late into a Thursday, and that is the day
- 31:07Speaker 1: after the MLB Midsummer Classics. So the malad Pluza will
- 31:12Speaker 1: take place that night. And what is the malard Palooza.
- 31:17Speaker 1: It's a little bit of everything. It's singing, it's no
- 31:21Speaker 1: dancing because we can't see you. It's jokes, it's impersonations.
- 31:25Speaker 1: Whatever you think can get the attention of the voters.
- 31:32Speaker 1: Whatever you think can get the attention to the voters,
- 31:35Speaker 1: you will have the opportunity of entertaining. You can do
- 31:38Speaker 1: a little stand up. We don't recommend that. Years past
- 31:41Speaker 1: people have done it. We had when of the kids
- 31:44Speaker 1: brought his sister on. Remember last year we had it
- 31:46Speaker 1: was two years ago, I have to believe. So we've
- 31:48Speaker 1: had that We've had classically trained musicians who we didn't
- 31:53Speaker 1: know were classically trained musicians who performed. It's gonna be
- 31:56Speaker 1: a lot of fun, and the judges will be my set.
- 32:01Speaker 1: We'll also have Lorena and Coop and we will have
- 32:04Speaker 1: a celebrity judge representing the people. We're not one hundred
- 32:08Speaker 1: percent sure who that celebrity judge is going to be yet.
- 32:12Speaker 1: There's a couple of options that we have. I think
- 32:14Speaker 1: I have that nailed down to not official official yet,
- 32:17Speaker 1: so we will have the Mallard Palooza. Some of you
- 32:21Speaker 1: have been preparing for a long time for this event,
- 32:24Speaker 1: others not so much. Now. A couple of things we
- 32:28Speaker 1: want you to perform live. We realize not everyone can.
- 32:30Speaker 1: Our friend Kathy and Madison. I would say Kathy the
- 32:34Speaker 1: biggest breakout star the Malapalooza, the Hey Mona woman, I mean,
- 32:39Speaker 1: just guys melting when they hear that Hey Mona, I
- 32:41Speaker 1: mean the hottest female singer I've ever heard. Kathy and
- 32:45Speaker 1: Madison and she can't call in because of her living situation.
- 32:49Speaker 1: So I get that we don't want ai AI's crazy
- 32:53Speaker 1: wild all that. That's fine if I just wanted to
- 32:57Speaker 1: do it for the bots. I would do it for
- 32:58Speaker 1: the bus, but I want to celebrate eight human beings.
- 33:02Speaker 1: It's shocking, like real talent that people have. I understand
- 33:06Speaker 1: they've been recording us and doctor that's Mona. That's Kathy
- 33:12Speaker 1: and Madison singing, Hey Mona. So Malapaluza marking on your calendar.
- 33:16Speaker 1: That'll be coming up here July fifteenth. July fifteenth, that
- 33:21Speaker 1: is the date and we're looking forward to it. So
- 33:26Speaker 1: make sure that you have something for that. Now, if
- 33:28Speaker 1: you want to sign up, you want to be part
- 33:30Speaker 1: of the Malapalooza, you do have to schedule a time
- 33:33Speaker 1: or let us know. You can submit things that you've
- 33:36Speaker 1: already recorded or in the process of recording. Again, the judging,
- 33:41Speaker 1: it's we lean more towards the people that call in.
- 33:44Speaker 1: I'm just gonna be honest with you. That's the way
- 33:46Speaker 1: it is. So you're gonna be downgraded a little bit.
- 33:50Speaker 1: And if we determine it's AI, we might play it,
- 33:53Speaker 1: but we're not gonna really give you any points for
- 33:55Speaker 1: that because I could type stuff in and get a
- 33:58Speaker 1: bunch of great songs and all that AI is bad
- 34:01Speaker 1: for the environment. Well, whatever the point is, we want
- 34:06Speaker 1: to celebrate human beings because the slogan for now is
- 34:09Speaker 1: guaranteed human. So we would like to celebrate our fellow men,
- 34:13Speaker 1: women and children, although there are no kids that take
- 34:16Speaker 1: part in this Gil in San Diego, right sin, he says,
- 34:20Speaker 1: everyone pretending to care about soccer, Can we just move
- 34:24Speaker 1: on now and get to foot more American football? Well,
- 34:30Speaker 1: yes we can, and we will have American football training
- 34:34Speaker 1: camps will be opening up in what are we looking at?
- 34:37Speaker 1: Less than twenty days now, less than twenty days to
- 34:41Speaker 1: NFL training camp, which sounds great. Training camp is a
- 34:44Speaker 1: good way for players to get hurt, and then they
- 34:48Speaker 1: have exhibition games where the stars don't play and more
- 34:50Speaker 1: players get hurt, and then eventually they get to the
- 34:52Speaker 1: regular season where more players get hurt. However, listen, we
- 34:57Speaker 1: enjoy the game. We little the games again. Well soon
- 35:01Speaker 1: soon the games will begin. If you want to hit
- 35:03Speaker 1: us up on X at ben mallor yeah, let's say
- 35:07Speaker 1: loo to the man, the myth, the legend. He's back,
- 35:11Speaker 1: Anthony Ian Louisiana. Hello, Anthony, welcome. If I was any better,
- 35:20Speaker 1: I'd be a goalkeeper, but not the goalkeeper for Team
- 35:23Speaker 1: USA because he well, he's stunk. You got beat. Hum.
- 35:30Speaker 1: Oh did they lose? They lost Lorena? Yeah? Is that right?
- 35:37Speaker 1: Who is that? Breaking news? Team? USA lost Ford to one?
- 35:40Speaker 1: I believe that might be breaking news. Anthony getting your time?
- 35:42Speaker 1: Hearing of it? I'd never I didn't do a twenty
- 35:45Speaker 1: minute monologue on it. No, god, no, yeah, what's up? Anthony?
- 35:48Speaker 1: Have you know you always call in this night? You
- 35:51Speaker 1: didn't call in last night. But we're on like the
- 35:53Speaker 1: night earlier. You know that?
- 35:54Speaker 3: Right?
- 35:54Speaker 4: No? Oh?
- 35:56Speaker 1: How to last Oh? It was magic. I sat on
- 35:59Speaker 1: my ass, I watch the baseball. I ate bad food,
- 36:02Speaker 1: ate some corn dogs and doesn't get more American than
- 36:05Speaker 1: a corn dog, a hot dog wrapped in corn.
- 36:08Speaker 4: Uh?
- 36:08Speaker 1: And then that was it? What about you? How about you?
- 36:12Speaker 1: How about you? Anthony? Everything good with you? Yes? Yeah? Good? Yeah?
- 36:17Speaker 3: I had to go do that.
- 36:19Speaker 1: There your babcum taking it?
- 36:21Speaker 3: Really?
- 36:21Speaker 1: Oh so you had more? You had more traditional barbecue
- 36:24Speaker 1: than I had. I just had a hot dog, which
- 36:25Speaker 1: is not I didn't barbecue it. He also cooked some
- 36:29Speaker 1: greens and my mom would cook. Yeah. I had the
- 36:31Speaker 1: potatoes sat. Yeah. Do you have any corn bread? I
- 36:34Speaker 1: love corn bread. I don't eat corn bread. Corn Bread
- 36:37Speaker 1: well made corn bread is a it's a little slice
- 36:39Speaker 1: of heaven, well made corn honey butter. So good. What upcause, yeah, prayful,
- 36:47Speaker 1: I'm gonna have Oh oh, you're going going to have
- 36:50Speaker 1: a dental procedure, Anthony, Is that right? Yeah? So all right,
- 36:56Speaker 1: well good luck, you have fun. Are you having a
- 36:58Speaker 1: root canal? I'm gonna have some a couple of teeth
- 37:02Speaker 1: taking out that's dead though. Yeah, oh you want to
- 37:06Speaker 1: take care of that clean out. They say in the
- 37:08Speaker 1: in the gardening world, you gotta cut out the dead wood.
- 37:11Speaker 1: So in the mouth you gotta cut out the dead teeth, right,
- 37:13Speaker 1: that's important. Yeah, So y'all have a good week.
- 37:16Speaker 3: I talked to you next week.
- 37:17Speaker 1: All right, be careful. We're thinking good thoughts for you.
- 37:20Speaker 1: Anthony out of a straw, all right, there he goes, Anthony.
- 37:24Speaker 1: What a man, the man, the myth legend Anthony in Louisiana.
- 37:28Speaker 1: Fergit or Alfa. Right, so he says, Unfortunately, I'll have
- 37:30Speaker 1: to pass on the mallet pallus and my only skill
- 37:32Speaker 1: is juggling cats. That doesn't really work on radio. Ferg
- 37:36Speaker 1: Dog says, you know what's bad for the environment, air conditioning.
- 37:39Speaker 1: But I'm keeping my thermostat at a frosty fifty degrees.
- 37:42Speaker 1: Good job by you. Absolutely that's the way to do it.
- 37:45Speaker 1: It is the Bane Mailord Show. Time out for the
- 37:49Speaker 1: who am I? Game? This is where we pretend to
- 37:51Speaker 1: be somebody else, as we call it the who am
- 37:53Speaker 1: I Game? A blatant attempt to get you to listen
- 37:55Speaker 1: a little bit longer on the who Am I? Game?
- 37:57Speaker 1: I am the only pitcher in baseball history to have
- 38:01Speaker 1: an ERA below one and eighty or more strikeouts in
- 38:05Speaker 1: the first eleven road games of a season. This goes
- 38:09Speaker 1: back to nineteen thirteen, when ERA earned runs became a thing.
- 38:14Speaker 1: I am the only pitcher in baseball history. I have
- 38:16Speaker 1: an ERA below one five and eighty plus strikeouts in
- 38:20Speaker 1: the first eleven road games of a season since earned
- 38:24Speaker 1: runs became official in nineteen thirteen. Who Am I? The Answer? Next?
- 38:28Speaker 3: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
- 38:30Speaker 3: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
- 38:34Speaker 1: It is The Bain Mallor Show. If you missed the
- 38:37Speaker 1: big announcement earlier this hour, the Malor Palooza is back.
- 38:41Speaker 1: The Mallet Palooza twenty twenty six returns to rock the
- 38:44Speaker 1: Fox Box all night long. July fifteenth into the sixteenth
- 38:50Speaker 1: is the date that's a Wednesday into a Thursday. And
- 38:54Speaker 1: I'll have all the entertainment you said, all kinds of
- 38:57Speaker 1: records for the live audience and the podcast audience as well.
- 39:02Speaker 1: It is a must listen event. Take the day off
- 39:05Speaker 1: from work the following day if you're a daytime worker.
- 39:09Speaker 1: The malor Paloosa is back. All is right in the world.
- 39:15Speaker 1: Back to what we go? And time now for the
- 39:17Speaker 1: who am I game? A blatant attempt, a pathetic attempt
- 39:20Speaker 1: to convince you to listen a little bit longer? Who
- 39:22Speaker 1: and here we go? I am the only pitcher in
- 39:26Speaker 1: Big League history within urn run average below one point
- 39:30Speaker 1: zero five and eighty or more strikeouts in the first
- 39:33Speaker 1: eleven road games of a season that I performed in.
- 39:37Speaker 1: This goes back to nineteen thirteen when earn runs became
- 39:41Speaker 1: a thing. Femi, the top food delivery driver in Minnesota
- 39:46Speaker 1: in the Twin Cities, goes Diego, Diego Maradona as the
- 39:50Speaker 1: answer Land Shark from alf the Alien opiner. Who do
- 39:55Speaker 1: we have a Theodore Cleaver is the answer? And that's
- 40:01Speaker 1: from Malard prop Guy. Will Malard prop Guy be a
- 40:04Speaker 1: seat filler at the twenty twenty six Malarpaloosa Stay Tuned
- 40:08Speaker 1: developing Hot dot dot Dot. Robbie the Mariner fan says,
- 40:12Speaker 1: Justin in Cincinnati's pimpmobile is the answer? Didn't you get he?
- 40:16Speaker 1: Didn't he get that? For selling makeup? What else do
- 40:18Speaker 1: we have? Seth Freakin' rollins from Shane in Des Moines,
- 40:22Speaker 1: Ryan in Mexico going with Roger Clemens, Warren spawn from Analog,
- 40:27Speaker 1: al Mark the Bird, Fredricks rest in peace from Larry D?
- 40:30Speaker 1: Who else do we have? A page? Down? The Benoit
- 40:34Speaker 1: YouTube video guy went with Fritz Coleman, whether legend and Nela?
- 40:38Speaker 1: Do you have an answer? Lorraina, Michael Lorenzen. No, it's
- 40:41Speaker 1: Cam Schlitzler of the Yankees. Cam Schlitzler Gotta say that carefully,
- 40:45Speaker 1: Cage Schlittler