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(Re-release) Notable News 21 - The Blueberry Connection! · Notable Nostalgia

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  Speaker 2: So we are here today, listener, We are here today
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  Speaker 2: to do some breaking news, so notable news. That's nostalgic. Yeah, Andy,
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  Speaker 2: what do you got for us today?
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  Speaker 1: So there's been I don't know if you've heard about this,
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  Speaker 1: but you're telling me that recently you went blueberry picking.
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  Speaker 1: There's been like some kind of crazy thing going on
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  Speaker 1: where there's been multiple blueberry trucks overturning on the highway.
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  Speaker 1: And I love it because every single news place it
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  Speaker 1: says there's a traffic jam.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: So his driver was charged after tractor trailer filled with
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  Speaker 1: blueberries overturns on I ninety five in Johnson County. So
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  Speaker 1: that's in North Carolina, and he's facing several charges. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if he was drinking or what, but I
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  Speaker 1: guess that backed up the traffic for a long time.
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  Speaker 1: He collided with a guardrail, the truck overturned, and blueberries
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  Speaker 1: went everywhere. That makes sense of it. That was the
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  Speaker 1: only one, right But in Canada, right around the same time,
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  Speaker 1: blueberry spill causes traffic jam and mission a torrent A
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  Speaker 1: blueberry spilled off a pickup in Mission last week, landing
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  Speaker 1: the driver a ticket. Mission. The RCMP, which is like
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  Speaker 1: the something Canada Royal Canada Mounted Police I think, said
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  Speaker 1: it was a juicy incident during the afternoon rush hour
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  Speaker 1: on June twenty ninth, when a white Ford pickup carrying
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  Speaker 1: crates of freshly picked blueberry stopped at the intersection and
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  Speaker 1: when the track when the and then the truck pulled over,
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  Speaker 1: some of the crates tumbled out of the back of
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  Speaker 1: the truck and crashed into the roadway, spilling thousands of
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  Speaker 1: berries onto the road, causing a literal traffic jam. So
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  Speaker 1: the Mounties use shovels to clean up the sticky mess.
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  Speaker 1: As motorists watched the clean up, it's just like, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: how I mean, do you think people really stopped? And
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, look there, I mean, how long
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  Speaker 1: could you actually watch that?
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  Speaker 2: I would pull over? You're like, wow, you.
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  Speaker 1: Picking up blueberries now? Uh? And then one of the
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  Speaker 1: police said it's a lesson for everyone, trying to say
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  Speaker 1: five minutes costs everyone an hour. So if you're hauling blueberries,
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  Speaker 1: I guess just pull over correctly and then start slow
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  Speaker 1: like I guess.
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  Speaker 2: This is why more people need to go to the
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  Speaker 2: Blueberry and like do you picks? Yeah, because then we
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't have these massive trucks going to like the safe
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  Speaker 2: Ways or the Freddy's or the Crokers or whatever. Yea.
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  Speaker 2: And then did anybody get hurt during these No?
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  Speaker 1: But if you look up Blueberry crash, I guess like
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  Speaker 1: certainly some child died on a street called Blueberry because
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  Speaker 1: of a crash.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, that's really so sad. So he
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  Speaker 2: died via blueberries.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah in a way.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was kind of like sweet in a way
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  Speaker 2: because he died the doing what he loved, dressing up
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  Speaker 2: as cause place murfs. But yeah, that is why I
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  Speaker 2: love news stories that use like ponds or like in
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  Speaker 2: the windows or like bird playing. I think that's so fabulous.
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  Speaker 1: But these are within like a week apart, which is weird.
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  Speaker 1: And North Carolina one Canada, So I do feel like whatever,
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  Speaker 1: like there's some kind of conspiracy going on with blueberries
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  Speaker 1: and I for want him for it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we need to get our notable nostalgia investigative crew
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  Speaker 2: on this.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, we'll just start going to random roads and just waiting.
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  Speaker 2: For the blueberry thing.
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  Speaker 1: Just waiting for the blueberries to come down.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, those raspberries keep driving.
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  Speaker 1: This is this is blueberry country boy.
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  Speaker 2: No blueberry season has been a hit for me. And
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  Speaker 2: this is kind of like a good segue to my
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  Speaker 2: news story actually, so it also vaguely connects to blueberries.
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  Speaker 2: So I recently, yeah, got into like my blue blueberry
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  Speaker 2: picking an era. I've been twice this season, and the
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  Speaker 2: first time I went was right after an incident that happened.
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  Speaker 2: So I've I already talked to you about this, Andy,
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  Speaker 2: but I want the listener to like it's like a
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  Speaker 2: PSA for notable nostalgia. So I'm also in my going
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  Speaker 2: to waterfalls era. So I went on a high like
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  Speaker 2: two and a half miles, not two and a half
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  Speaker 2: a month, two and a half hours about it doesn't
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  Speaker 2: matter how long hour and a half anyways, and was
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  Speaker 2: about three minutes from there. I brought Gus and me,
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  Speaker 2: you know, And about two minutes before we got there,
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, like, I have to pee. I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to risk pein in front of people, so
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna pull over inside the highway and urinate. So
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  Speaker 2: I did, and I was urinating, and all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 2: I was like, ah, I had this like stimulation in
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  Speaker 2: my lower gut and I literally just started crapping my pants.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I was wearing underwear boxer breefs, and also
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  Speaker 2: these shorts that had like compression shorts, so I was
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  Speaker 2: like three layers and I was like, okay, I'm good.
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  Speaker 2: So I started too this is so gross, but like, listener,
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  Speaker 2: take note, I started just robing and I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I can just toss my underwear because it's just a
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  Speaker 2: little sharp situation. It's fine. But then as I was
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  Speaker 2: like the bottom half of me was naked, I started
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  Speaker 2: diarrhea and more. But the night before, it was fourth
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  Speaker 2: of July, I went to like a Mexican cookout with
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  Speaker 2: Jeremy's family. So I ate a lot of spicy food,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of spicy alcohol like Martis and shit and
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  Speaker 2: so you know, and so yeah, so I'm almost side
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  Speaker 2: of the road diarrhye, and I'm like, okay, I'm not
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  Speaker 2: going to be able to continue this journey. So I
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  Speaker 2: grabbed the blanket that I brought for Gus to cover
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  Speaker 2: up with, and I was like wrapping myself around and
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  Speaker 2: like Gus is just in the past, interestat like watching me,
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  Speaker 2: like we're making eye contact.
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  Speaker 1: And guess is judging you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you was judging, like what the fuck
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  Speaker 2: are you doing? And then also like that smells amazing
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  Speaker 2: because my dog is disgusting. So I wrap a blanket
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  Speaker 2: around my body and I am about to get into
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  Speaker 2: my side of the car and I start diarraeing more
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  Speaker 2: and I'm standing up like straight. So it was like
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  Speaker 2: that time that you opened a champagne bottle and you
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  Speaker 2: put your thumb over it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I opened a champagne bottle and it started
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  Speaker 1: going crazy. And every time I've seen a video online,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, just stick your finger in there. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what the issue is. Yeah, so I tried that,
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  Speaker 1: and it makes it so much worse. It was it's
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  Speaker 1: on the ceiling, it was in the it was everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: It was fucking everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: And that's how this was because I was standing up straight,
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  Speaker 2: so like my butt cheeks close together worked as the thumb.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think if you stopped or do you think
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  Speaker 1: it want to crazy?
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  Speaker 2: I think it would have started coming out of my
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  Speaker 2: mouth and my ears and my eye, my eyes on it.
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  Speaker 2: But it was so disgusting and I at that point
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  Speaker 2: the I'm diarrhene with the blanket around me. So I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: oh fuck. So i take the blanket off and I
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  Speaker 2: run across to the other side of my car, around
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  Speaker 2: my car, and I'm at this point, I'm just naked. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: So I side have the freeway and you're like not
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  Speaker 2: too far away from like Detroit, like sister, like a
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  Speaker 2: lot of tourists, like summer tourists areas, so like people
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  Speaker 2: are seeing this.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so cars were driving by they were yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, so that's why I'm like, Okay, I just
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  Speaker 2: wipe myself down with as much as I can. And
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  Speaker 2: the whole way home is hour and a half. There
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  Speaker 2: was no signal service for a lot of it. So
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  Speaker 2: I'm sitting there in silence, just like reeking of ship
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  Speaker 2: and then Dust is like trying to get at me
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  Speaker 2: because he wants to like lick it up. So it
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  Speaker 2: was so fucking awkward. And then afterwards I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna walk. I called Jeremy. I was like, Jeremy,
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  Speaker 2: I'm this is what happened, and he was like and
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  Speaker 2: then I go home and like pressure wash myself and
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  Speaker 2: then I'm like I can't make this day bad. So
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  Speaker 2: I went leader picking and it was just and then
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  Speaker 2: they were like, oh, do you want some lavender? And
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  Speaker 2: I was like fuck him because I have like a
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  Speaker 2: slut for lavender. And then so then the next day
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I can't let this wing. Oh by
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  Speaker 2: the way side bar, I left my shortsamander where inside
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  Speaker 2: of the wing.
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  Speaker 1: I would too. Yeah unless see I guess, unless you
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  Speaker 1: have a classic bag.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah I didn't. Yeah. So then the next day I
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  Speaker 2: was like, I'm going I'm going on this hike because
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  Speaker 2: the water is like rumored to be like churt boys
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  Speaker 2: like you just bright. I was like, I have to
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  Speaker 2: see this. And as we're getting closer, I'm like paranoid,
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  Speaker 2: like there's like a vortex that like I'm gonna just
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  Speaker 2: shot myself at this point, so I was really nervous.
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  Speaker 2: And then awkwardly, I saw my underwhere my shorts in
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  Speaker 2: the middle of the road, so like an animal got
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  Speaker 2: to it. And I know that poopy makes you like uncomfortable, Andy,
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  Speaker 2: but so I apologize about this, but don't worry.
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  Speaker 1: You know what we're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: So I went on the hike. It was gorgeous, and
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  Speaker 2: on the way home, I was not embarrassed. I literally listened.
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  Speaker 2: I ran over my shortsmanderwhere just like you don't own me, it.
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  Speaker 1: Got stuck in your axles.
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  Speaker 2: You just have to get a new car and everything.
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  Speaker 2: And I didn't realize to the next day. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god, I was really close to a campground
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  Speaker 2: when I was pooping on the side of the road.
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  Speaker 2: But listener, here's the point of the message is pack
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  Speaker 2: up your car now, like, have a change of clothes, wipes,
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  Speaker 2: a tarp, a commode, like all of whatever you need,
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  Speaker 2: like set yourself success at tar.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this change anything. Do you keep extra boxes or
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  Speaker 1: anything in your car?
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  Speaker 2: I called my mom and I was like, Mom, what
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  Speaker 2: do I do? Because my mom likes to do herself.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, but I was like, she's she has
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  Speaker 2: experience in this. And I was like, what do I do?
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  Speaker 2: And she like gave me like the list, like this
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  Speaker 2: is what you gotta do.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, thinking, it's actually a good idea
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  Speaker 1: just to keep extra clothing shit in your car because
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  Speaker 1: let's say it wasn't poop. What if you just spilled
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of coffee on you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's so smart. Yeah, oh wow, so listener,
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  Speaker 2: get your prepared, get prepared, and then and then yes,
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  Speaker 2: and there's any news stories that you want us to cover,
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  Speaker 2: we have our investigative crew on on like all over
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  Speaker 2: the nation. Andy, Yeah, I guess just you know, watch
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  Speaker 2: out for those blueberries, watch out for men shooting on
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  Speaker 2: the road.
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, you know, you have a good
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  Speaker 1: dude with Jeremy. When you called him, He's like all right,
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  Speaker 1: and he's like I'll help you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 1: without even question, like that's dope.
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  Speaker 2: Well, my neighbor has a has a ring cam, so
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  Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, could you imagine. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: make sure nobody is nearby, and like stand in front
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  Speaker 2: of her ring cam like block me. And then I
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  Speaker 2: was walking inside. I was like, oh, I can't believe
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  Speaker 2: I fell in the mud on that hike and I'm
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  Speaker 2: just like covered and shit, I said, crude, I do
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  Speaker 2: not chew my food. Well enough, yeah, I know it.
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  Speaker 2: He's so grossed that right now. All right, listener, leave
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