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95.1: Derailed by Fish Tacos and a Slut Sandwich · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 2: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 3: What's up? Welcome to Movie Meltdown. I am Brian.
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  Speaker 2: This is Roger.
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  Speaker 4: I'm Joni.
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  Speaker 1: I am Misty.
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  Speaker 3: You're far away. Now try.
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  Speaker 5: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Hello.
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  Speaker 4: Do I need to re-save my name?
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  Speaker 3: I probably would.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm once again Misty.
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  Speaker 3: Otherwise, they won't know you're there. Like Marlena, who was
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  Speaker 3: here and then has wandered off.
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  Speaker 4: She may or may not be returned from the Amish land.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Who knows?
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  Speaker 2: She's going to go pick somebody up who they don't
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  Speaker 2: have a car?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. If she wants to tell that story,
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  Speaker 3: she can when she gets back. Because I don't even
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  Speaker 3: want to address one of her stories. You know how
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  Speaker 3: that goes.
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  Speaker 4: I'm still blaming the Amish.
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  Speaker 3: That's always a pretty good bet, actually.
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  Speaker 2: Stubby-legged, hairless cat got hip-hop us.
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  Speaker 1: Stubby-legged cat.
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  Speaker 2: A conglomeration of stories.
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  Speaker 3: And then when it flew off, it hit a homeless man.
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  Speaker 3: There you go.
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  Speaker 1: It's a funny story.
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  Speaker 2: Got caught in the tire and was like.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure we'll hear that eventually. Alright, should we move
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  Speaker 3: on into this week's geek activity? Let's do it. As
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  Speaker 3: for mine, I've got one good, one bad, and then
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  Speaker 3: a mixture of stuff I was only half-paying attention to. So,
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  Speaker 3: the good one I'm actually not going to go into,
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  Speaker 3: because I think it's... Too good? No, it's interesting enough,
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  Speaker 3: I think we need to just watch it for the show. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I watched Mystery Team, which is pretty awesome, and very
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  Speaker 3: different compared to most comedies. So I think, yeah, I'll
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  Speaker 3: just go ahead and throw it out there. Advanced warning,
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  Speaker 3: I think in the next few weeks, whenever we have
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  Speaker 3: an opening again, we need to watch it, because it's
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  Speaker 3: pretty damned awesome, so... Throw it on your Netflix queue
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  Speaker 3: and go ahead and watch it so you can give
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  Speaker 3: us some feedback on it. So we'll get back to
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  Speaker 3: that one somewhere down the line in the near future.
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  Speaker 3: So on to the error in judgment, I suppose. Yesterday
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  Speaker 3: I watched Stan Helsing.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, lord.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I knew it going in. There was something good
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  Speaker 3: on another channel, but it was kind of heavy. Didn't
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  Speaker 3: want to get into it. Didn't want to cry. I
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  Speaker 3: was like, all right, let's just stay in it. It's
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  Speaker 3: going to be dumb, but okay, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Did it just blow your expectations of dumb out.
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  Speaker 7: Of the water?
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  Speaker 3: Afterwards, I felt like I owed my brain an apology.
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  Speaker 2: Write that thing a letter.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 3: But it's one of those, I kind of... I thought
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  Speaker 3: I knew what I was getting into. I assumed it
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  Speaker 3: would be a very scary movie. I thought it was
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  Speaker 3: just going to be an epic movie, disaster movie kind
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  Speaker 3: of thing. It's sort of not, but it is. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know. It's like that level of comedy, but... They
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  Speaker 3: go about it in a different way. I don't even
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  Speaker 3: know how to explain it. It's just, it's bad. I
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  Speaker 3: know it's bad, but it's, like, odd the way that
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  Speaker 3: it's structured. Did it not.
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  Speaker 5: Know what it was as far as a comedy? Like,
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  Speaker 5: it's tongue-in-cheek or, like, gaggy?
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  Speaker 3: No, it's totally over-the-top, hitting you over the head with
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  Speaker 3: the jokes, kind of like epic movie bullshit.
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  Speaker 9: Gotcha.
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  Speaker 3: It just structures it so weird. It's like they're on
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  Speaker 3: this trip to go to a Halloween party and drop
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  Speaker 3: off videos. And it's like this convoluted group of things
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  Speaker 3: they have to do. And then it gets drug out
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  Speaker 3: over the whole... They're still trying to do these things.
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  Speaker 3: Halfway into the movie, they're still at step one of, okay,
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  Speaker 3: we've got to get to this party. I'm like, really?
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  Speaker 3: It's been like 45 minutes. When are we going to
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  Speaker 3: get going on.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, wait.
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  Speaker 3: Sadly, this is it. This is the movie. Holy shit.
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  Speaker 9: And.
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  Speaker 5: The adventures that can be had in returning VHSes on Halloween?
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  Speaker 3: Most of it may. I mean, there are several moments
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  Speaker 3: where I'm just like, what? I don't even know what
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  Speaker 3: that was supposed to be. It's certainly not a joke.
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  Speaker 3: What was that segment? Somebody help. It was just killing
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  Speaker 3: two minutes of stupid time. I don't know. It makes
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  Speaker 3: no sense. And I think it puts it all in
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  Speaker 3: perspective because at one point, One of their little bits
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  Speaker 3: is they're having a little segment with strippers, and they're
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  Speaker 3: doing the usual, hey, dollar bills everywhere, and he's got
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  Speaker 3: them shoved in his bandana, and they're all over it.
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  Speaker 3: If you look at it, they're fake. And I'm like, now, okay,
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  Speaker 3: when you're a low-budget movie and you're doing, like, a
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  Speaker 3: drug deal and you need, like, hundreds and hundreds of
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  Speaker 3: hundred-dollar bills, but they couldn't come up with a couple
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  Speaker 3: of ones to stick in there?
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  Speaker 2: Was it, like, the red Monopoly money, too?
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  Speaker 3: No, I mean, it was green, but, I mean, from
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  Speaker 3: a very quick glance, you'd be like, well, that's fake.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, but they're one-dollar bills. You guys can't
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  Speaker 3: come up with ones?
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  Speaker 2: Go into your pockets, guys.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think they had them. I think that's the
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  Speaker 3: sad part. They really didn't have them.
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  Speaker 1: Put everything into this. this is an add-on scene.
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  Speaker 5: Literally so that's one we can miss then i'm assuming
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  Speaker 5: uh yeah that one i'm probably not gonna add.
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  Speaker 3: To the uh The list of stuff we need to see. Good, good, good.
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  Speaker 1: Note to self, Stan Helsing, do not watch.
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  Speaker 2: Stay away. Was Stan an actual character?
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  Speaker 3: Was he like the video rental guy? Yeah, he's the
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  Speaker 3: main guy.
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  Speaker 4: I wonder if this is any better than the one
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  Speaker 4: that came out around the same time they put out Transylvania.
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  Speaker 4: So I wonder if that's in the same category of stupid. See,
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  Speaker 4: that's the thing.
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  Speaker 3: It just came out this year, right? I mean, I
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  Speaker 3: didn't look it up, but midway in they do a
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  Speaker 3: Michael Jackson joke. Well, first of all, it's not even
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  Speaker 3: a joke. It's just... A reference? A reference, I guess.
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  Speaker 3: There's a version of him over there doing something, which
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  Speaker 3: isn't really even funny, so it's not a joke. But
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  Speaker 3: I'm just like, okay, if it was after, this is
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  Speaker 3: kind of in bad taste, because it's a quote-unquote joke
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  Speaker 3: with little kids. If it's before, way to pull out
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  Speaker 3: a 10- to 12-year-old reference. Yeah, right? Like, way to
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  Speaker 3: be on the cutting edge there, guys. So, yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know. The only thing that makes me sad about
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  Speaker 3: the whole thing is Kenan. Kenan Thompson is in it.
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  Speaker 3: Kenan is so funny. It's a shame he ends up
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  Speaker 3: in crap.
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  Speaker 2: Kenan Thompson.
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  Speaker 3: Kenan Kell. Yeah, there's no Kell. What's on SNL? That's Kenan, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Kenan, oh.
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  Speaker 3: Which, once again, I'm kind of counting that as he
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  Speaker 3: can't be on things that are funny. SNL is rarely funny. Yeah, nowadays.
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  Speaker 1: He has some funny parts on it, though.
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  Speaker 3: He's one of the better things to watch on there. But, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he's actually funny, and it just makes me sad that...
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  Speaker 3: In this entire movie, I'm just watching him, and the
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  Speaker 3: only one that's got any, like, delivery and any comedic
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  Speaker 3: timing on any of this stuff is him, and I'm
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  Speaker 3: just like, it's surrounded by stupidity.
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  Speaker 2: I'm still trying to picture his face.
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  Speaker 1: Go back to Good Burger.
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  Speaker 3: That was a good one.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, see?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that dude.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 12: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He's fat jolly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. I mean, that's basically the joke. They're making
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  Speaker 3: fat jokes the whole time, which, once again, nice writing,
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  Speaker 3: you know, because it's bad enough, okay, you've seen him.
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  Speaker 3: They put him in a Superman suit. You don't really
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  Speaker 3: want to see Keenan in a Superman suit, let alone
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  Speaker 3: for like an hour and a half. But that becomes
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  Speaker 3: their joke.
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  Speaker 5: That comedic gold runs dry like two minutes after.
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  Speaker 3: Everywhere they go, they're like, I'm going to get a hamburger.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, really? Let's work in some more wimpy
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  Speaker 3: references too. You guys are so funny.
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  Speaker 1: He goes home and cries in his trailer. He's like,
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  Speaker 1: why can't I be a real actor?
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  Speaker 3: Look at this guy.
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  Speaker 12: He sucks as the lead, but he's skinny, and that's
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  Speaker 12: all it takes. A skinny white guy. It's so sad, really.
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  Speaker 12: So please, somebody give me some money. I'll make you
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  Speaker 12: a good movie, Ken. It's gotta be better than Stan Helsing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's sad, so... Yeah, the only other thing... Pretty bad.
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  Speaker 1: Better maybe with toilet paper rolls and, like, Sharpie pens. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I'd watch that. Sounds kind of entertaining. It'd be good.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So, yeah, I didn't really watch anything else in its entirety,
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  Speaker 3: but yesterday, once again, flipped it on the this. This
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  Speaker 3: plays some crazy shit. Talking about this week, yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and again, just to go through some of the lineup,
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  Speaker 3: I stopped and it was Be Cool, which I don't
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  Speaker 3: even know if... Have any of you seen Be Cool?
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  Speaker 4: Seen Bits and Pieces?
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  Speaker 3: I'm just trying to remember if you went and saw it.
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  Speaker 3: I remember seeing it in the theater. I didn't know
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  Speaker 3: if you went to, but... Does that have.
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  Speaker 2: Bernie Mac, right?
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  Speaker 9: Travolta?
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  Speaker 3: No, it's got Cedric. Oh, Cedric. Definitely got Travolta, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So it's one of those I didn't really like it
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  Speaker 3: that much.
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  Speaker 4: It's one.
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  Speaker 1: it's like it's not near.
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  Speaker 3: As good as the individual performances because that's the reason
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  Speaker 3: that was the movie i was like okay the rock
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  Speaker 3: needs to be an actor because god damn he's funny
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  Speaker 3: in that movie and everything else isn't near as good
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  Speaker 3: i mean there's there's good performances there's good moments in
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  Speaker 3: it but the whole thing sort of pales in comparison
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  Speaker 3: i mean i liked get shorty and it's sort of
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  Speaker 3: that continuation it's the character moving on and doing other
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  Speaker 3: stuff but It doesn't, like, Get Shorty comes off very
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  Speaker 3: clever and sort of, like, understated, where Be Cool just
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  Speaker 3: hits you over the head with everything. It just becomes
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  Speaker 3: sort of gratuitous of, look, here's another cameo. Here's another,
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  Speaker 3: you know, super guest star we can work in. And
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  Speaker 3: I realize they're in the entertainment industry, so it makes
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  Speaker 3: it real, I guess, to work these in. But it just,
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  Speaker 3: it seems so forced. Everything in it just seems... really
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  Speaker 3: forced so yeah but i hadn't seen that since the
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  Speaker 3: theater so it was it was kind of cool watching
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  Speaker 3: some of it which they followed that up with return
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  Speaker 3: of the living dead Nice.
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  Speaker 1: Nice segue.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't watch because I knew I wouldn't get anything.
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  Speaker 3: I was trying to do other things. I'm like, damn it,
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  Speaker 3: just turn the volume down, and I'll come back later. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so I tried to not. Plus, I mean, they have
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  Speaker 3: to edit things, so there's a whole lot of crazy,
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  Speaker 3: blurry stuff over Atlanta Quigley, which if only that would
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  Speaker 3: follow around now.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Nice. And then, yeah, they rounded it out well into
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  Speaker 3: the night when I should have been asleep already with
• 10:23
  Speaker 3: Empire of the Ants. Starring Joan Collins. Wow. And that one, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I fell asleep to that one. Again, the story was
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  Speaker 3: kind of retarded, and I wasn't paying that much attention.
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  Speaker 3: But every few minutes, I'd look over, and there'd be
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  Speaker 3: another giant ant attack. And it's like a mixture of
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  Speaker 3: bad animation, almost, mixed with giant creature coming into the frame,
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  Speaker 3: made out of pipe cleaners, attacking you.
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  Speaker 2: Like photographing.
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  Speaker 5: Ants in a terrarium or something and then just putting
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  Speaker 5: over like building kind of scapes or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Was that? I don't even know what it was like.
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  Speaker 3: There were times from the distance. I'm like, I don't
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  Speaker 3: even know what they're doing there. It's not like it's
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  Speaker 3: a clay animation or stop motion or. It's just some
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  Speaker 3: sort of weird animated thing, and I may have to
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  Speaker 3: go back and watch it just to figure it out.
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  Speaker 3: It's so cheesy, I kind of liked it. I was
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  Speaker 3: glad to drift off to Empire of the Ants.
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  Speaker 2: Den is always a good one, but also one to
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  Speaker 2: fall asleep to.
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  Speaker 4: Do you have any ant-induced nightmares or anything?
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  Speaker 3: No, once again, my dreams are back to being dead.
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  Speaker 2: Were you being dead?
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  Speaker 3: I'm still dead inside, but there were no ants crawling
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  Speaker 3: around in my brain. or joan collins thank god step
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  Speaker 3: up so yeah that was pretty much it for.
• 11:39
  Speaker 5: Me well ours is fairly fairly lackluster as well but
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  Speaker 5: one of our friends let us borrow which we had
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  Speaker 5: already done on the show a while back but you
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  Speaker 5: hadn't seen before was fanboys Kristen.
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  Speaker 1: Bell and all her delightful wonderfulness.
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  Speaker 5: What's your take on fanboys? Because I started the same
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  Speaker 5: stance of I just don't like it. I just couldn't
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  Speaker 5: stand it.
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  Speaker 4: Kristen Bell.
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  Speaker 2: But she's beautiful. I love Kristen Bell.
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  Speaker 1: I love her character. I like her windows. I like windows.
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  Speaker 1: I think the movie would have been excellent without that
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  Speaker 1: stupid fat fuck.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, which one? The dark hair guy?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The balls of fury. What's his name?
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know what his name is.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's horrible. He's Ben Stiller in every movie.
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  Speaker 3: That's not a good thing anymore, really.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no.
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  Speaker 1: He makes my skin crawl. He's creepy. His jokes fall flat.
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  Speaker 1: Children should run from him.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not really big on the other guy. The lighter hair.
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  Speaker 3: The one that we decided was from the Jungle to
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: Jungle movie. What? The other lead.
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  Speaker 5: Was it the car salesman or the cancer car salesman?
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  Speaker 3: No, both of those two stuck, really. I mean, there's
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  Speaker 3: a downfall, really.
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  Speaker 1: I like the cancer kid.
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  Speaker 3: See, I didn't like, you know, that was.
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  Speaker 1: Was he in Paul John Key's... Wait, which one?
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  Speaker 3: I thought the Cancer Kid was the one you don't like.
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  Speaker 13: No.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, like the guy who owned the van. Like
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  Speaker 2: the bad guy.
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, that guy's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, he's terrible.
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  Speaker 1: No, I hate him.
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: He's ridiculous, but I mean, that's his thing. Yeah, he
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  Speaker 3: is that all the time.
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  Speaker 1: He's like Jack Black plus four.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 2: But Jack Black is funny.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I can stand Jack Black.
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  Speaker 1: But just like doses of Jack Black. I can't even
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  Speaker 1: stand doses of him.
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  Speaker 4: I can't stand entire movies of Jack Black.
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: That's just too much.
• 13:25
  Speaker 4: Or even on an episode of Community, I wasn't happy
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  Speaker 4: with that. Oh, I love Community.
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: I love Community. I love Joel McHale.
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  Speaker 4: He's so dreamy.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, just to get off on a tangent. Yeah, let's
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: just talk. Has anybody else seen the paintball one?
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  Speaker 9: No.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. It's one of the best episodes of
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: television I've ever seen. Of Community?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's great.
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  Speaker 3: It's hilarious. It's not like a TV show. It was
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: structured like a movie. It was completely, again, sort of
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: understatedly poking fun at every action movie ever made. but
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  Speaker 3: only in a way that people that are super geeks
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  Speaker 3: that have seen every action movie would get. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: It's so, like, that episode was genius. So, yeah. Tangent.
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  Speaker 3: If you haven't, yeah, if you haven't seen it, go find.
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  Speaker 3: I've never seen that show.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 3: Go find it.
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen. We watched that episode.
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  Speaker 3: You would love the paintball episode.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Even if you don't know the characters.
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  Speaker 4: And it has the guy from the, I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 1: I like the skateboard.
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  Speaker 3: Who we'll get to in a couple weeks. That's a
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  Speaker 3: little Derek comedy right there.
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  Speaker 4: So, yep.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, back on track. Fanboys.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I enjoyed the movie, though. It was good.
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  Speaker 5: I still thought all the writing was just so simple
• 14:38
  Speaker 5: as far as the jokes about Star Wars. It's just,
• 14:42
  Speaker 5: of course, there's going to be talking about Boba Fett,
• 14:44
  Speaker 5: and there's going to be a Chewie growling reference, and
• 14:47
  Speaker 5: it's just.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: I kind of call Shotgun Chewy. That makes me happy.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, some of that.
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: You almost have to have. Or why do the movie? Yeah,
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: I mean, that has to be brought to the table.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: But yeah, there's a lot of just the basic back-and-forth
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: dialogue that's pretty weak, really.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: It could have been good, but it was just really weak, yeah.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: I mean, working at a comic book store, I've seen
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: this many times. And better, actually. More well-thought-out and vigorous
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: kind of like, I guess.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: The dialogue i guess.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: Or yeah just yeah better than the movie interactions and characters.
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: And i guess maybe that was why i kind of
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: thought it fell flat because i'm like i've seen this
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: before the better you know in real life i live
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: this smelly yeah i could smell this happening not that
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: that makes it better but you know it's just richer
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: just full-bodied Again, I can.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: It's a full-bodied geek smell.
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, seriously.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Does it smell like the Comic-Con?
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's... Like you can taste it.
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, I was getting ready to say that.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: That's no good.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: I didn't mean to taste. Take your.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: Feel your thunder. Yeah, I'm sorry. tasty tasty dialogue but
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: yeah i said it first i think with uh some
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: recasting and uh him getting to do his original script
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: an idea.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: An hour and a half of kristen bell wandering about
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: in a slave i'd.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: Watch that i have no problem with that actually if
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: you can set that up it doesn't even have to
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: be theatrically released just send it over to me that's
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: that's fine too i'm kind of okay with it But, yeah,
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: I don't know. It definitely has its issues. It's another one.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: It's got funny moments, but it doesn't really come off great.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: I fast-forwarded through most of it. I'm not going to lie.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: I don't really care. I just wanted to see what happened.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: I think I still liked it more than a lot
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: of people, but, again, I think most of it's just
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: that geeky level of, you know, you do sort of
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: have an understanding of what, if not the characters in
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: the movie are going through, what the people who decided
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: to make this movie, you know, that level of, of
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: just devotion to something geeky that you almost, you know,
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: I think I almost had a little, I gave him
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: a little more credit for that. I think this, you know,
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: then the finished product almost.
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: And I forgot that the, I thought the first time
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: we watched it, that the cancer kid, they were faking
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: it and he wasn't really dying of cancer, but apparently
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: he did die of cancer.
• 17:04
  Speaker 9: They died.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: That's another one of those ridiculous things. If you go
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: back and listen to the director's story, like there's, there's
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: a part where that, cancer subplot doesn't even exist in
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: one cut they entirely took it out which i'm like
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: well if you can remove it that easily it.
• 17:18
  Speaker 14: Probably doesn't need to be there anyway it doesn't make
• 17:20
  Speaker 14: a difference because i thought that part was ridiculous or
• 17:24
  Speaker 14: again they were they didn't know how to play it
• 17:26
  Speaker 14: it's like are we playing this for jokes is it
• 17:28
  Speaker 14: going to get serious and we're going to get like
• 17:30
  Speaker 14: okay he's gonna die or yeah.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: So it's really yeah it's really hard to play both
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: sides of that and they didn't really know how to
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: do it so yeah issues they have lots of issues.
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: But so fanboys and then we watched which you hadn't
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: seen either was enemy at the gates which i really
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: enjoyed it was pretty awesome silly zaitsev silly zaitsev number
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: one uh well i can't say number one uh russian
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: sniper because number one was a female A little known,
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: of course, you don't hear her name anywhere.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: I don't even know her name.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody can pronounce her.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: She killed, like, 10 billion guys. Like, she had that
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: many kills, like, on her sleeve or whatever.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: I want to be a sniper. It would be cool, right?
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: I would kill everyone. I mean, I love human beings. Oh,
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: I got a list.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: We would choose.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, really.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: We'd pick and choose.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: I've got one made in lipstick.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: I've got a huge list. I'll pass that on to you.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Nobody gets back off the list once they're on there.
• 18:23
  Speaker 7: That's right.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Once you're on there, you're staying on the list.
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah.
• 18:25
  Speaker 9: Yep.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: Until I'm crossing your ass off.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Collecting your brains.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: Done and done. That was good.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: And just started playing Zelda.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Phantom Hourglass.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Phantom Hourglass, yeah. And I pretty much beat it. That's
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: a lie. I just now got to the ghost ship,
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: so I'm like halfway through, I think.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: If anybody has any tips or.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Because my internet's down and I can't get to GameFAQs.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: So please call in.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Even though you pretty much trounced anything you're stuck on
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: for a little while.
• 18:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it only took me, like, the last one yesterday,
• 18:58
  Speaker 8: I had this stupid freaking crab guy, and I couldn't
• 19:01
  Speaker 8: figure out how to kill him. And you shoot him
• 19:02
  Speaker 8: with the arrow, but then he just pauses around for
• 19:04
  Speaker 8: a little bit, then goes invisible again.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: He pauses around.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck am I.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Supposed to do? And it was like, ponder the order
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: of this castle and your path. And I'm like, what the...
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: What the fuck does it mean?
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: I think they just did that to screw with you, basically.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: That's the thing, the seven-year-olds can, right?
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, funny, and we can't. They were already through it
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: in like ten seconds. They were like, oh, psh.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: So I finally beat it last night. I was like, gross.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: And I found the ghost ship, so I'm like, what's close?
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Wow, she's playing Zelda. I'm playing Zelda.
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: PS1' s Gundam Battle Assault which is really awesome.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: You're like competing nerds yeah but it's cool because you
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: know it's just like if I do my thing you
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: do your thing we eat.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Pop-Tarts in the middle Yeah, Pop-Tarts are delicious.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: Yep, that is the crowning jewel of nerddom right there.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Video games, dueling video games, and Pop-Tarts.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: And milk.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: But it's okay, because we took the other TV out
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: of the living room.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we had two TVs in the living room.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: There are not two TVs in the living room with
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: four different systems hooked up.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Wow, that is bad.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: That is a fire hazard or something.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: There is one system hooked up in the bedroom.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just in case.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: I mean, I was always one for putting a TV
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: in every room, but I didn't usually. Okay, for a
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: while I had several going at once, but that was...
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: I was working on a system.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: See, exactly.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: I mean, sometimes you're watching a movie that you're just
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: kind of not all the way into while you're playing
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: a game, so then when it stops loading or whatever,
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: you can look over and watch the movie for a
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: second and then go back to the game.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: No, I was trying to load all mine so they
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: could play the same thing. I wanted to build a
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: video wall, but I only got to about three, so
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: it was really sad.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: And you've got one controller on each video.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: It was more of a video hutch.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a really sad video wall. Sweet. Video ottoman.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: I think other than that, that's pretty much it.
• 20:49
  Speaker 9: Um, yeah.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: That was our geek-asm.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, um, I, we were video.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Videotaped for, uh, work.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: That's kind of a new thing, right? Oh, that's right.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Because it's Facebook, basically. Selling ourselves like hookers.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Do we want to? I mean, are they paying us
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: more than what they pay us normally?
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: No.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, screw that. But, you should go see me and
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: make me famous, huh?
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Will this be YouTubable?
• 21:12
  Speaker 8: I think it will be YouTubable. Um, I'm not sure
• 21:14
  Speaker 8: in what duration of time.
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: Um, it will be do you want to give the
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: name of where we work or just so I can
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: see you um.
• 21:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah just uh see yeah it's Porcini so uh yeah
• 21:26
  Speaker 8: google it you should also go eat there because keep
• 21:29
  Speaker 8: us in business.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: Keep in mind stalkers yeah Yeah.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Come on. I also live at, no.
• 21:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah, no.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: Stop, baby, stop.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: Here's my address.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: I'll give them the neighbor's address.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Stupid kids next door.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: Fuck our neighbors. When you come home and they're dead,
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: you'll be like, yes, my plan worked.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: I want to put my address on a little emoji,
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: but I put the address for the... Wrigley Stadium. People
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: messaged me, you know, that's stupid. You shouldn't put your
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: address on there. I'm like, well, come on over and
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: why don't you tell me how stupid I am.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: I'll see you there. You can bring Dan Aykroyd with
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: you too.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 22:06
  Speaker 8: It's not geeky at all.
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: This isn't our neighbors that are in the building that
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: we live in.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: This is the neighbors that live next door.
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: And this, you know, as far as there is a
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: golden rule, I think more guys understand than girls. No
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: offense to girls, but it's just you don't fuck with
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: another man's vehicle.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: That is pretty across the board.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: You just don't do it. And then when you get
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: woken up in the middle of the night by.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Actually, I woke you up.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: I went to get the DS because I couldn't go
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: to sleep.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Which was in the car, right?
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. It was just on the couch. And
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I heard some girl yelling in the middle of the street.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: So I was like, what's going on? Is there a fight?
• 22:48
  Speaker 8: And that's me looking through the window for the people
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: playing the home game.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: You can't see.
• 22:54
  Speaker 8: But so, and then I see this guy just taking a,
• 22:57
  Speaker 8: piss on the passenger side.
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: Door no and i'm like okay you don't fuck with
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: my car and then for what reason did i did
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: i do something to you it's.
• 23:06
  Speaker 8: Just some random there's a car in the middle of
• 23:08
  Speaker 8: the street right beside your car i don't know if
• 23:11
  Speaker 8: he was just.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Did you go beat the fuck out of him He
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: was asleep.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: I was asleep.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: And so I hit, because.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: There were lots of them, and I was half naked.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: But at least distract them. I hit them, right?
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Get the fuck out.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Please make a slow stop, fucker.
• 23:25
  Speaker 8: I hit the alarm button and started going off, so
• 23:29
  Speaker 8: he jumped in the car and ran away.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: And I was like, fuck it.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: So then I put clothes on and went down to
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: the car. Yep, that's me.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: I have to run tests.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: I have surgical gloves. So I was like, do you?
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Wait, did you see us have that shit?
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Yep, that's pee.
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: I did.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to lie.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: You had to smell it.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: I didn't like put it in my nose. You had
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: to lick it.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Taste it. Yes, that's definitely pee.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: He had killians five hours ago.
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: Sodium content is too high. But so, you know, that's
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: just one of the things. You don't fuck with a
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: man's vehicle. And pissing on it just to me seems
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: more personal.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was going to say, I mean, breaking into
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: it almost makes sense. Pissing on it is just like, uncalled.
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: For right and apparently these are friends of the the
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: kids that live next door.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: The ones that used to set off the alarm all the.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: Time no no those are other younger kids okay those
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: are babies they just don't know better but so this
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: is just kind of like game on for me i'm
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: like okay uh.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: I'm going to leave a bag of shit on their
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: fucking windshield.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Smear it in their handholds where the handles are. Do
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: they have a sunroof? I better hope they don't.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: We were driving down the street and he was like,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: We're going to put a bag of poop.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: On their car.
• 24:46
  Speaker 9: God.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: A see-through bag.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, make it a see-through bag.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Zip-lock bag. Wait until it gets hot. Anyway, so... That's
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: not very geek-related, but.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Then I could just pick it up. You have to
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: just openly, you know.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Just enrage it.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Pry it back and put, like, a little bomb in it.
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so if you feel the pain, definitely comment in.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: Tell me what I should or shouldn't do. I don't
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: know legality-wise. Please just let me know.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: That, too.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: You're going to find out.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: Do a girl whose cousin pooped in a building they
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: were currently building and smeared it around him right in
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: his own poop.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: He was special.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: He's dead.
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: Not because of that. Still a lesson for you kids
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: at home. Don't do that.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: So that's it for us.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, is it my turn now?
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: I didn't do anything.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: I didn't do anything.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: Me and Jay played some more of the Dark Side
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: Chronicles Resident Evil, which is pretty fucking awesome. It kicked ass.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: So yeah, we were shooting zombies for many, many hours.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: I didn't watch anything. Jay's slacker ass isn't here. He's
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: off being a dad or whatever.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Damn him.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: What a loser.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: An idiot.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: Taking care of his child.
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, right.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: I'm proud of my boyfriend. He takes good care of
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: his kid, but still.
• 25:57
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: I give him credit for that most of the time.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: But yeah, we didn't watch anything.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: I watched 45 minutes of The Hospital, and then I was.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Like, dude, fuck this.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: I was mad.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Is that the miniseries?
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: The miniseries? The Danish miniseries.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: Was it Stephen King related? No, that's the other one,
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: wasn't it?
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: I don't know if it's related to each other. I
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: didn't fucking care. I watched 45 minutes of the first
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: part of the miniseries, and then I was just like,
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: oh my fucking God.
• 26:25
  Speaker 7: Ugh.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Was Luke and Laura on it?
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: No, I would have watched it then.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: I loved Luke and Laura, you know.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: But, no, they were not on there.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Was it Children's Hospital? Because that's awesome, by the way.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: No, it was just the hospital, and there was, like, haunted,
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: and there was this one bitch I wanted to fucking
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: punch in her face because she kept.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: She was one of the people, she was got something
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: wrong with her, and I don't like people who do that,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: No, she's, like, faking it. She's, like, one of those, oh,
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: I'm sick, I can't feel my hand, and she just
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: puts it in cold water, so her hand's mysteriously cold.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: God, yeah, you know.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: But yeah, other than that, because I'm on the cutting
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: edge of entertainment, I read The Watchmen because it's nothing up-to-date.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Like The Watchmen. Yeah.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: I ate a lot of Blue Man Goods.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: That's why I read it.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: There wasn't enough Blue Man Goods in it for me.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, God. I think, yeah, we all did.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: I got my fill. That first shot of just Hugh
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Gage's giant balls and dick.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: I want to go back and watch that movie again.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: I want to watch the director's cut. I've been putting
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: it off.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I didn't actually see anything, I don't think. How did
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: you not see it with your eyes closed?
• 27:23
  Speaker 7: What?
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Maybe I wasn't paying attention.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Did you see Blue Dick?
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: That's all there was. Were you watching the Watchmen?
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: That was the main selling point. Well, I mean, I
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: saw like a Ken.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: No, he had junk. No, his dick was long.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: As an elephant trunk. Is it like a Ken version?
• 27:38
  Speaker 8: Maybe I wasn't paying attention to.
• 27:41
  Speaker 7: The blue dick.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: Were you watching the knockoff? This was with Watch Guys
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: or something? The Watch Guys.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I read it.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: I don't remember.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: See, it's been a while since I've watched the movie,
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: so I don't even remember how it ends. I can't
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: even compare the comics.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the ending is completely different.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: I don't remember.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: No giant space squid.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they made a good call on that, if
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: you ask me.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was kind of confused.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: I'm like, what the fuck is this?
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: But then, whatever.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: Blue man goods.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Whatever. I remember liking the movie.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: That was good.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: And I remember when it came out, the comic book
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: was like 30 or 40 bucks for the big fucking
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: graphic novel. I was like, dude, fuck that. I ain't
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: paying that. Now I found out the flea market was
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: like $ 2.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, $ 2.
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: You just have to let it, especially when it comes
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: to comic books, you got to let the buzz die
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: down and all the fanfare.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: The novelty wears off.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: And then, yeah, and then it'll reduce in price instantly.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: You okay?
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah I did nothing nothing at all my sister had
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: a baby yay for her yay congratulations you held a
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: baby I held a baby and I didn't break it
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: you didn't drop it no not this time you didn't
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: burst into flames or anything no I'm telling you it
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: was no fit it didn't hiss at you it was
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: asleep she was asleep.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: It was asleep the thing The creature.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: The creature.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: My friend has, like, a code.
• 28:55
  Speaker 8: He won't call any child, like, he or she or
• 28:57
  Speaker 8: their name until they're, like, four, until they have conscience
• 29:00
  Speaker 8: of who they are.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: I don't think it should take that long.
• 29:04
  Speaker 9: Yeah, right?
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: By one or so, they at least get a little
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: personality going.
• 29:08
  Speaker 9: Huh?
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Does this person have children of their own?
• 29:10
  Speaker 8: No.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Or love in their life at all?
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: It's for the best. No, it's my friend John.
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: Oh, nice.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: A little skewed vision on things, that's all. But, yeah,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: I held a baby. You can call it eight. That's cool.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: There was no fire, nothing. Like I said, didn't drop it.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: I wasn't too afraid to move, though.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: They sat it on me. I'm like, oh, my God.
• 29:28
  Speaker 9: Oh, my God.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: What is this?
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: Hopefully it stays asleep. They were like, if you wanted
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: to open our eyes, just poke her a couple times.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: You're like, don't ask me to do that. You want
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: me to poke a baby?
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: What can I poke her with?
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: I jostled her a little bit I shook the baby
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: but then I was like no don't shake the.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Baby shake the baby no.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: I didn't shake the baby kick the baby good lord
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: no that's all I did so yay for shooting zombies nothing.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: Amish stuff wandered off lost.
• 29:59
  Speaker 8: Nothing hmm Eating sandwiches made by whores, apparently. The nastiest
• 30:05
  Speaker 8: slut I've ever... Did you say the nastiest slut?
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: Is it the nastiest or the nastiest dirtiest? The nastiest
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: dirtiest slut.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: She's ever known. This is when she stopped on the
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: way here and got food. She got her sandwich from...
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: It was made by the nastiest dirty person.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: But, yeah, that was the greeting as I walked up.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Guess who made my sandwich?
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Nasty dirty.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: And she said, like, the nastiest dirty person I know.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: I'm like, which one? I mean, seriously.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Then she asked me when I walked up there. I
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: was like, you'll have to be more specific. You know
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: a lot of whores and dirty people.
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: It's like, I don't know. Yeah, skanky whores. I can't
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: keep track of all your weird friends that are sort
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: of friends, but what?
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: Frenemies.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's not a friend at all, though. I do
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: know who she's talking about. She's not a friend.
• 30:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: So, yeah. Because she still ate food that this girl
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: made for her. Whatever.
• 30:57
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: So yeah, since she wasn't here, we had to make
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: up our own Marlena story.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: That's the end.
• 31:03
  Speaker 9: Sad.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: I can tell them about her eating fish tacos, but
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: she might want to say that one first. Yes.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Once again, that's a very Marlena story.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Marlena and her fish tacos.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Anyway.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: Apparently she loves to eat them. The fish tacos, literally,
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: that somebody made for a party.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: All right. But otherwise, I think that is it for
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: the geek activities here. So I guess we will take
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: a break and be back with What's the Bug?
• 31:36
  Speaker 15: What's the.
• 31:40
  Speaker 9: Bug? Thank you. Oh, the time is now, the time
• 32:22
  Speaker 9: is here.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Now's the time to invite a cheer. A tasty life
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: where the price is right. Well, look in here, you'll
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: dig this site. The moment's handy for a piece of candy.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Just name your brand, they're all so grand.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Hey, what do you think of a nice cool drink?
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, big box filled with a popcorn trill. Let your
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: taste buds meet with an ice cream treat.
• 32:42
  Speaker 9: Invest yourself, it's time to eat.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: So come on folks, let's join the band as we
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: all head for the refreshment. Sugar Pie, she's the sweetest
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: thing in town.
• 32:54
  Speaker 11: It's not good clean fun, but it sure is fun.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: The film that asks the burning question, is sex dirty?
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: It is if you do it right. Sugar Pie, a
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: mouth-watering delight. When Sugar Pie was good, she was very,
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: very good. And when she was bad, she was wonderful.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: Cut yourself a piece of the action. See, Sugar Pie,
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: I'm all yours.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Sugar Pie, rated R.
• 33:22
  Speaker 15: Thank you.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: To talk to you about something very important today. That's
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: outside the cinema.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: I know a lot of you listening now enjoy the
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: film world. Boy, outside the cinema covers all kinds of
• 33:37
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• 33:38
  Speaker 15: If you're looking for the classics, perhaps you're looking for
• 33:41
  Speaker 15: a good old Nazi film where the Nazis torture and
• 33:43
  Speaker 15: rape everyone in sight.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: Or giant monsters crawl from the sea.
• 33:46
  Speaker 8: Or perhaps an Italian film where Edwidge Finch takes her
• 33:48
  Speaker 8: clothes off for no apparent reason.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: Or renegade bikers just do whatever they damn well please.
• 33:53
  Speaker 15: Perhaps even occasionally turn into a werewolf, then Outside the
• 33:56
  Speaker 15: Cinema is your place to go.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: That's www.outsidethecinema.com.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Outside the Cinema, your source for cult movie discussion.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: Hi, this is Erin Cummings, and I play Hell from
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: the movie Bitch Flop. You're listening to Movie Meltdown.
• 34:27
  Speaker 9: Music All right.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: If you think you can control your taco sound....
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Silent Taco.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: Silent Taco. Deadly Taco.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Starring Keenan.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: Starring Keenan. Gideon Thompson is Silent Taco.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Chocolate Taco?
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Silent Taco, Deathly Taco.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: No, Paco Taco.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Paco Taco?
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: Paco Taco?
• 35:31
  Speaker 15: Paco Taco.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: The Adventures of Paco Taco.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Paco Taco Taco.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: He would be in a movie called Paco Taco, I think.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: I think he would do it.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: He would be a superhero.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Dude, he would show up for any of them.
• 35:40
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: I like that guy, but man, I feel bad for him.
• 35:42
  Speaker 9: What?
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: You're going to give me $ 2, 000?
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: I feel bad for him.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: It's more than I make on SNL.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: Probably. Oh, goddamn. I'm sure he gets paid the lowest.
• 35:51
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: We should talk about The Priest because I want to
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: see that movie because it's got Carl Urban in it. God,
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: I love Carl Urban.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love Carl Urban.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Ooh, Carl Urban.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: I don't think I recognized him.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was the guy on the hat.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, because I remembered us talking about who the
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: villain was going to be and then they showed him
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: and I was like... It didn't really register. I was
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: just like, wait, who did we say it was going
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: to be again?
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: It's got Carl Urban and it's got Cam Giggid of
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: whatever the fuck his name is from Twilight. Cam Giggid
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: fucking James Werewolf.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: Giggida figgida.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: What a.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: Shit.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Werewolfio.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: No, I take that back.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: He wasn't a werewolf. He was a vampire.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: Giga to sparkly.
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: Who's that stupid guy with that stupid hair who died
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: in the first movie?
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, James.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, James. That guy got dealt with.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, the bad guy?
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he was the guy with the stupid hair.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: That guy was gross.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: He brought lunch, got a snack, or whatever the fuck
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: he said.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: That guy was gross.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: I like the preview for Vampire Suck when he's like.
• 36:55
  Speaker 8: Oh hey, it's the black eyed peas. And he's like,
• 36:57
  Speaker 8: why does everybody think we're the black eyed peas? Like, actually,
• 37:00
  Speaker 8: that's kind of funny. You do kind of look like
• 37:02
  Speaker 8: Black Eyed Peas a little bit.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: Priest, I want to see that movie.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Looks good.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Priest it is, then.
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: Go to hell. I want to see it, because it's
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: got Carl Urban. I went and got me the Carl
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: Urban doll for Star Trek, because he's the only one
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: who looked good. So now me and Carl, we dance around.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: Have tea parties.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: He hangs out with my Lucy Ludo.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: What about Paul Bettany? I figured you'd be on board
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: for him, too. He's the main priest.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: I saw him, but I don't know who he is.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: Married to Jennifer Connelly?
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: I figured you'd like him. He's kind of studly.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: He's no Carl Urban.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: He's creepy. Some people like creepy.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: He's got a creepy face.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: Well, then Marlena would definitely be into him.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: No, he didn't, like, there's not enough weird for Marlin.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: There's no, like, accordion involved.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: Well, he does have a crucifix across his face, so
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: that might win her over. No, I don't know. It's weird.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: And in his last movie, he wore a.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: Silas?
• 37:55
  Speaker 8: On your leg?
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Is that called a Silas?
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Wasn't his name Silas?
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: His name was... His name was.
• 38:02
  Speaker 6: Angel.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: I can't remember. Michael.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: Michael.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Well, he was Michael in that Legion movie.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: That's the only other thing I really know him from.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: He was in.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: I can't see the little dance you're doing.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry guys. Your taco dance. My taco dance.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: Wimbledon. He was in Wimbledon.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: He was in Wimbledon.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: I win a prize.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: For no one's sucky movie.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: I haven't even seen it to know if it's sucky.
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: I can judge.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: Hey, Kirsten.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: She's got spangled teeth. I'm totally over her and her shit.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: I kind of am too, but... That's just because she's
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: got attitude now. She's got attitude now. She seems really
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: full of herself in the last, you know, five or six,
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: ever since Spider-Man, basically. Really? When the whole world wanted
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: to hang upside down and make out with her. All
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: of a sudden, she was just.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: Like, hey.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: That never seemed like a good idea anyways. You get water.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's going to drown.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: What the fuck?
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: In the rain, yeah.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: He's going to fucking drown.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: He's going to, like, pop something up. Nipples for three
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: movies straight.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right?
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: It's always good.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: Well, that's enough to carry your career.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: It's definitely not bad.
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: Anyways, Priest. I want to see Priest. Yes. I want
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: to see Carl Urban in just about anything.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: Or nothing.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: Whatever.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, I see. I see where you're going there.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Brown chicken brown.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: Notice Jay's not here.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Like, that would make any difference.
• 39:21
  Speaker 9: You're right.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: You make those references every week.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: He knows I'm joking. He knows I love him.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: Until Carl Urban comes along. All right. And we're back
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: with What's the Buzz? I'm sorry.
• 39:37
  Speaker 9: I got distracted.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: Carl Urban. Now you stole my deal. By the way,
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: nobody's been calling me of the several celebrity girls I've
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: told to call me. What the fuck's up with that?
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: Can't imagine why.
• 40:02
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: Okay, is there buzz?
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: There is, in fact.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: What is this buzz of which you speak?
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Well, we're going to start it off with a little
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: spillover from last week. Machete got its start as the
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: then-fake trailer in the double-featured Grindhouse series. So fans might
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: understandably have thought that the... Spoiler, I guess, if you
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: haven't seen Machete, but if you listened to last week,
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: too late.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: The action figure's coming out soon.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: Have you seen it?
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: It's fucking awesome.
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: There's a machete action figure.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Does his face look like his face? Actually, it doesn't
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: look bad. I would hope so.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: It's made by NECA, and NECA usually makes some pretty
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: good figures.
• 40:35
  Speaker 9: Awesome.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: Now, see, I've held off on my toy buying, but
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: I might need a machete. But no, yeah, you might
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: have thought the teasers for Machete Kills and Machete Kills
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: Again were just jokes to end the movie. Oh, God,
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: I hope not. Well, according to Robert Rodriguez, machete don't joke.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: Machete don't joke.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: Yep, producer and co-director Rodriguez promised that he already has
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: ideas for two sequels. Although, and I guess I didn't
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: really stop and think about this, but do you guys
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: know how old Danny Trejo is?
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Isn't he like 65?
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: He's 66. Oh, really? So when they make two more movies,
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: he's going to be pushing 70 by the time the
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: third movie is out.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: Who cares, dude?
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: He's awesome.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: He's still getting pulling like chicks, like mother-daughter trios.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: Trios?
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, he hates the piece.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Trejo trios.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: He's a tribalist.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: He completes the trio.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Yes, he does.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: But, no, I just hadn't stopped and thought about it.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: I'm just like, man, that's a lot to ask this
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: dude to be running around.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: He's probably just happy to be fucking working.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: I think so.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: He's taken a long time to get to this point,
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: so I'm sure he's just sort of relishing the moment.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: Talking about a lady career.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: But, yeah, it's just funny that, yeah, they're giving action movies.
• 41:43
  Speaker 8: He's fine.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: He's happy.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: He's not landscaping. He, like, smokes mad weed every night.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: He's cool. It's fine.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: But you can, actually, you can pull off action movies, like, forever.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: I mean, they were pushing it with, like, Liam Neeson's
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: kind of old as a lead. But then, have you
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: seen that, the one that just came out on DVD
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: now that's fucking Michael Caine?
• 41:59
  Speaker 7: What?
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Michael Caine?
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: Basically, it's the same thing as the, what was the
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: Clint Eastwood one that came out last year?
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: Where are you?
• 42:07
  Speaker 9: El Camino?
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: No.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: Gran Torino. Gran Torino.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: What'd you say?
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: El Camino. It's different.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: El Camino.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but Danny Trejo's always looked the same.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: He looks the same.
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: He looks damn near the exact same now as when
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: I remember seeing him for the first time. My first
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: time I remember seeing him was in From Dusk Till Dawn.
• 42:25
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: To me, he looks exactly the same. He does.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: I mean, he hasn't changed.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: It's not like he was pretty and getting old.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: He's a little rougher, but that's just, you know.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: But that works for him, though.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: But it is one of those I've noticed. I mean,
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know that you... Maybe they always did that,
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: but lately it seems like there's this big trend of like,
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: you know, you've got Liam Neeson and you've got... Clint Eastwood.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: Clint Eastwood's been doing it for all these years. I mean,
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: he's been over the hill for like 20 years now
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: as far as action movies go, but yet he keeps
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: doing it. He still keeps coming out being the badass
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: character and they let it slide.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: I kind of wish he would stop, though.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: He's still a badass. He's something we need to quit.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: Like Harrison Ford.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: See, he's another one.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: I want to write him an angry letter.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: He hasn't done anything in a while, has he?
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: Aside from me.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: What's her face?
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: Ally McBeal. He's going to crush her. He's going to
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: snap her little twig-ass body.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: If he hasn't by now, she's pretty stout.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: She's just an alien, and she's a portal, and he just.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: Did he meet her when he hooked up with the
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: aliens at the end of Indiana Jones?
• 43:27
  Speaker 9: Anyway.
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: Anyway, some people just need to stop.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: But Danny Trejo's not one of those. He's fucking awesome,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: and I'll just keep watching him.
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: It's one of those I was thinking the other day
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: as I drove past the giant picture of Michael Caine's
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: face on the side of a blockbuster. I was like, really?
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: I was like, Michael Caine doing action movies.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: He's like great grandpa.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: You know he doesn't do his own stunts.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: Isn't that Alfred? Alfred, yeah, from Batman, right?
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: He's a little old British guy.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: And he's the action hero in this new movie.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: Two things I don't like. Old people and British people.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: He's both of them.
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: Except for our British listeners. We love them.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: I love S Club 7.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: They're British.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: Well, there you go. See, that'll save it.
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: And Mel B was on Chelsea Lightly the other day.
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: I still love me some Mel B. She's got her
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: own reality show, dude. Her hair looks so much better
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: these days.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: She's hot still. She looks better than most of them do.
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Except for Posh.
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: She'll have to wear a bolt-on. I'm not sure how
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: I feel about that.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: No, Posh looks weird now. She's had way too much surgery.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: Sporty doesn't look as good as she used to either.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: I was never big on Sporty.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Baby got fat. She was the one who could sing, though.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Baby had the voice, though, on our little diagram
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: off into the Spice Girls.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: It's because our show was glazed with donuts.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: We're going to have a Spice Girls musical now, dude.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: I'm excited about that. That kind of ties in.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: There's a buzz. There's a kind of Spice Girls musical
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: Broadway thing or some shit.
• 44:46
  Speaker 11: Oh, God.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: With them? They're recasting the girls?
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know. All I know is Spice Girls. I
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: like the Spice Girls movie.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: I love that movie.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: The part with the aliens? The part where Meatloaf's driving
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: the bus. They wanted to go to.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: Clean the toilet.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: I'm okay with that.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: We just had to wait because somebody else already did it.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: But that's awesome.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: We're working it in eventually.
• 45:12
  Speaker 8: I actually recently just found Tangent, but I recently just
• 45:16
  Speaker 8: found that my cousin and I took after watching Spice
• 45:19
  Speaker 8: World because we wanted to be Spice Girls.
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: Which Spice Girl did you want to be? Did you
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: have your own Spice Girl name?
• 45:25
  Speaker 8: No, I'm just Baby Spice.
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Actually, at the time, I didn't like Baby... It was
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: like later. I looked back and I was like.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Baby Spice or Ginger Spice. I was one or the other.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Posh was always my favorite.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: I liked Posh.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: I liked Posh back in the day, but I just
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: hated the stupid baby bullshit that she did at the time.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: But she could hella sing, though.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: But then, yeah, I went back later and I was like,
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: she's the one that's got the voice. It's like fucking...
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: Her and Mel B, I think.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Sporty freaked me out because she had this weird tea.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't like Sporty.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: She had a gnarled face.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: Mel B was cute, and she was the loud spice.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: She was there for, like, whenever they needed somebody to
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: kind of yell, they would, yeah. So, yeah.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: That was my brother's nickname for me because I would
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: blow dry my hair, sit down, and it's curly.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: But I think out of all of them, she's aged
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: the best. Oh, yeah. She's smoking hot.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: She definitely looks good. She has a new shoe line.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: What the fuck happened to Ginger? She disappeared.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: I miss S Club 7, though. Whatever happened to Paul?
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: He probably got fatter.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: I don't remember.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Any S Club 7.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: I don't even know what that is.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: They had a show. Yeah, I remember that.
• 46:26
  Speaker 12: There ain't no party like an S Club party.
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: Every day.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: I think Rachel's still half naked on magazines a lot.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: Rachel was hot. So was Tina.
• 46:38
  Speaker 9: Tina, no.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: No, it was the blonde girl.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: Which one?
• 46:41
  Speaker 9: Hannah?
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Hannah. It turned out to be in a.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: What was that movie she went in with Frankie Muniz?
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: She was in the second... No, no, wait a minute.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: That was.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: Oops! The second spy movie. Whatever the hell that... Spy?
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: No.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: Cody Banks.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. She was in the second Cody Banks.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Agent Hannah Spirits.
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: Or something. Spirit? I don't know what her fucking name is.
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: She was adorable.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: She is damn cute, though.
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: I wanted to carry her right out of my pocket.
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: She was tiny enough. Wow.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: British old people.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: Anyway, as I was saying about Rodriguez and aging action stars,
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: which somehow led to Spice Girls and then S Club
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: 7 or vice versa.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: Ugh.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I was thinking that the other day, driving by,
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: seeing Alfred there on the window. I've always said you
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: can cruise by as a romantic lead for way longer
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: than you can as a female actress. But it's just
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: weird that now it's even okay to be an action star.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: way when it's past the point where you should be
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: an action star.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: That's why I just think we don't have any.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: It's almost like Andy Griffith doesn't do anything.
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: We just don't have any action stars of our, you know, generation.
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: It's all older action stars, like I said, that have
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: all died and there are none left, so we've got
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: to keep.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: Digging them up and bringing them back.
• 47:55
  Speaker 9: Like, oh, God.
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: I just want to sit in my chair and pop
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: my pills and drink my booze and be alone.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: And spend my millions that I've worked.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Since I was 20.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Spend my jillion dollars.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to think, what's Chris Pine... Oh, he's good.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: They just put him in the new... I was just
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: trying to think of anybody who might fall into that.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: They put him in the new, you know... He's sort
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: of passing the torch, because Denzel kept ending up in
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: semi-sort-of-the-action movies. So, yeah, he's kind of come in as
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: the new guy.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: He's always walking away from an explosion these days.
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's always fun to do that.
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: Chris Pine would make a good action hero, just as
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: long as he doesn't do any more Princess Diaries movies.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: What?
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: He was in Princess Diaries 2.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: Electric Boogaloo.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: Electric Boogaloo.
• 48:35
  Speaker 11: Wow.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: He had a big helmet head in that one, too.
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: I didn't like that.
• 48:38
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: God, Chris Pine.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: So, anyway, Machete.
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: Chris Pine as Machete.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: Chris Pine takes over the role of Machete.
• 48:49
  Speaker 7: No.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: Didn't see that coming, did you?
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: I'll get you way off guard.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, they were saying it's, you know, it's sort
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: of up in the air 100% if those machete kills
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: and machete kills again actually come together, but they're saying
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: it all depends on how the movie does. But it
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: had a, we were wondering last week, it ended up
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: having an $ 11. 4 million opening, which, again, for that budget
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: is pretty good. And once you put it on DVD
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: and Blu-ray, I'm sure they're going to. You're making it back.
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to buy it when it comes out.
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: To me, it was fun for the first time around,
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: and it was fun because of the stuff you're like
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: holy shit did they just do that but then it's
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: like i've already seen it now but.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: You know just for the grindhouse factor i'd have it
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: i'd stick it you know next to planet terror and
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: you know i'd have a copy of it and probably
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: will so i'm sure most geeks fall.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Into that yeah I mean, I'll have the action figure.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: Well, of course, so he can play with Carl Urban.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: That would be wrong scale.
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: I'm sure. That would be, because he'd be at Carl
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: Urban's place, and I don't want him that low. He
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: needs to stay away from Carl Urban's place.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: That makes me uncomfortable.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: Actually, that's like real world.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's 10.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: He's a little man. Oh, we love you, Danny Trejo.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: It's cool. All right, so.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: I liked his part in Fanboys. It was good.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I see.
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: There you go.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: You see, it's got so many cool things worked in.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: It's got so many issues. I wanted to yell.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: At Shatner when he was on the screen. God damn you,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: money snatcher.
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: And that's what he did there. He's like, how much
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: will you give? All right, I'll show up. What is it,
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: like a half an hour of work?
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: I'll do it.
• 50:23
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 50:24
  Speaker 11: Fucker.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: Alright, so classic children's stories and fairy tales are a
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: hot commodity in Hollywood now that Alice in Wonderland actually
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: made a hell of a lot of money.
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: Not that they ran out of every other original idea.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: Well, they never really had many original ideas.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: To begin with, yeah.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: So one of those is the Brothers Grimm, Hansel and
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: Gretel Homsaw.
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: Aren't they making like two or three different in these movies?
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: It's so hot right now. That's the thing. We made
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: fun of the Michael Bay presents Hansel and Gretel in
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: 3D quite a while back. So we already did. Now,
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: the other one, at the time, I think we mentioned
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: they were doing another one. We hadn't heard anything about it.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: Now I've heard the little breakdown. Yeah, I kind of
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: like it.
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: It's not the sci-fi version, is it? I thought your
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: sci-fi channel was doing that.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: No, see, that's a separate one, too. Then on top
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: of it, yeah, because the sci-fi is doing their own
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: series of all those. But this one is Paramount Pictures,
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: who is doing Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. Now, the
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: comedy part throws me off, but I like the rest
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: of the description. A horror comedy which takes place 15
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: years after the incident at the Gingerbread House, as Hansel
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: and Gretel are now bounty hunters and chase after wicked witches.
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: That's funny, because that's a complete ripoff of the comic
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: book fables, that all fables kind of grow up and
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: have to integrate into the real world.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: Actually, Hansel turned into a witch hunter, and Gretel really didn't.
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: That's funny that they're taking that and making a movie.
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: Out of it.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: Probably at this point. Shouldn't surprise me that they're ripping
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: off graphic novels, though. That's kind of what they do. So, yeah,
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: now back to the guy that we talk about every week.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: While speaking to Norwegian press, Jeremy Renner revealed that he
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: is in talks to star in the movie, along with
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: Noomi Reiss, the star of the Swedish versions of The
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and the other movies.
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: She's going to be in the new Sherlock Holmes movie.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's going to be huge.
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: I don't like her. She's got a butter face.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: Well, she looked cool in that movie, but then I
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: saw her in interviews, and I was just like, I
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: don't think I've looked twice at her in the real world,
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: but they make her kind of cool in the movie.
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: So I'm going to have to see her in other
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: roles to really make up my mind. But yeah, immediately
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: after they said that, Renner's rep clarified that they've been
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: in discussions, but there's been no negotiation and certainly no deals.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: So they immediately backtracked out of that. I'm just like,
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: we didn't say that.
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: Oops.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, it's all in the discussion stage at this point.
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: But we do know the director will be Tommy Orcola,
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: the director of Misty's favorite movie.
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: Which one?
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: Dead Snow.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, I fucking hated that movie.
• 52:59
  Speaker 13: I was so disappointed in that movie.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: It made me so mad. I wanted it to be
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: so awesome.
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: I mean, fucking.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: Undead Nazis.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, but, man, it sucked.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen it because I heard that you all
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: said it sucked.
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you, I've never heard of it.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: It's Nazi zombies, but then there's the scene and there's
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: the outhouse.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: You just can't get past that outhouse part. I cannot
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: get past her. If it didn't have that, would that...
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: Nailing the guy.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: Nazi zombies sounds good.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: He's taking a shit in the outhouse and she comes
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: over and just straddles him and he's like fat and
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: ugly in the first place and she's all like hot.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, this is not realistic.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: I can get past the Nazi zombies.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: I can buy that before I can fucking... believe that.
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: This hot chick's gonna nail this fat guy while he's
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: taking a shit in an outhouse. Nice.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: I agree with all that, actually, is the sad part.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: That's the way the world works.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: I don't want to see it, though. I'm not gonna lie.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: This is whining. It's a letdown. I mean, you might
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: enjoy it. Most of life is.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: I think Marlena liked it more than you did.
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Marlena liked it a lot. I like Southland Tales,
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: so I don't care. Screw you guys. Y'all might like it.
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: Puts it all in perspective.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Screw you guys.
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: I liked it. It was fun. I don't care.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever seen that either.
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: Everybody hated it but me.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: It's stupid. He's told me this to test for it
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: a few times.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: It's just, it makes no sense.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: It's stupid.
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: It's back and forth.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: I enjoyed it.
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: It doesn't go together.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: I was just in a good mood that day.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's unusual. I know.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: It's like walking through Canada. The drugs were good that day.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: All right, so Hollywood loves making biopics.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: I hate biopics.
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: I know. That's why I like talking about it. I
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: hate biopics.
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: I hate biographies. I hate fucking movies about people that
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: are real.
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: Aren't those all kind of the same?
• 54:38
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: Okay. Oh, but one career choice that they usually don't
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: go through, I mean, they hit all the musicians and
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: athletes and painters, but acting itself. They don't really go
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: into a lot of actors. Unless, of course, you died
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: under mysterious circumstances.
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: Are they making a Heath Ledger movie?
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: Bob Crane and George Reeve and all that stuff.
• 54:57
  Speaker 7: Not.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: At this point, actually, I'm surprised they didn't jump on that.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: Give it about ten years.
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: If that long. It seems like the window's a little
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: shorter these days. They crank stuff out pretty quick.
• 55:08
  Speaker 8: We've got to wait for Justin Bieber to grow up
• 55:10
  Speaker 8: and his career to grow out so they can make
• 55:11
  Speaker 8: him be his legend.
• 55:12
  Speaker 7: Oh, God, no.
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: Poor Heath.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: I hope he don't get smashed. That's right.
• 55:16
  Speaker 8: We're talking about the... decimation of human nature as we
• 55:20
  Speaker 8: know it.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: Why would you even recommend such a thing?
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: Why would you say it?
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not recommending. I'm foreseeing.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a foretelling.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: Sadly, that seems like how they do things really, unfortunately.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: But no, this one is actually, he's a much older
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: actor and probably more famous for what he did after
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: he left Hollywood. It would be Ronald Reagan.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: So, yeah.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: Who's going to care, dude? Is that going to be
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: an actor biopic or would that be a.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, see, that's the thing. It's sort of... It falls
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: into both categories, technically, but, yeah.
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: Are they going to just shoot for the actor aspect,
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: or are they going to get into the whole thing,
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: or are they going to.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: Well, let's see. They are saying... Or is it going
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: to be a monkey involved? Well, I'm sure there will be.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: Everything's better with a monkey in it. Reagan will be
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: based on the... Reagan is what they're calling this, imaginatively enough,
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: will be based on the biographies The Crusader and God
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: and Ronald Reagan, both by the same guy, are now
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: being adapted to screenplays, and... Let's see. It says the
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: story is described as the movie starting with the 1981
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: assassination attempt by John Hinckley and then tells Reagan's story
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: leading up to his presidency through flashbacks. Which, I guess...
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: Who's going to play Reagan? That's what I'm kind of wondering.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: At this point, we have... Carl Urban. Actually, that's not
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: as bad as... I mean, once again, they're throwing out
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: his co-star, Chris Pine.
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: Nothing.
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: I mean, this is a casting poll that they did
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: in Hollywood Reporter.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: I don't want Chris Pine.
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: To get the wrong idea. I still would choose him
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: over Carl Urban, but still.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: The frontrunners are Chris Pine and Zac Efron. I cannot
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: see that. I'm sorry.
• 56:57
  Speaker 9: Efron?
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: Efron.
• 56:58
  Speaker 8: No.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: I cannot see that. So, I don't know. I just.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: I don't hate Zac Efron as much as I feel
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: like I should.
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know anything about him.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: He's so pretty.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: I don't think I've seen him in anything. I mean,
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: everybody likes to make fun of him because of who
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: he is.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: 17 Again wasn't bad.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: See, I've heard somebody else tell me that.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: It was kind of funny. If you can stand watching
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: What's-His-Face Act for... Two hours.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: That one guy. Sandler?
• 57:23
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, Lord.
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: Well, no. And he's also, I mean, he bothered to
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: do a movie that centers around Orson Welles. So, I mean,
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: I kind of give him a little credit for just
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: knowing who, or at least finding out who Orson Welles was. So,
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean, I don't know what to
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: think of him because I don't think I've ever watched
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: anything with him in it. So, we just like to
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: make fun of him because he's a name at this point.
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: And he's just too soft.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: It was just too soft to be Reagan.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Reagan. Reagan played a cowboy most of his career.
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: I think I had more respect for Zac Efron when
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: he was in an episode of Firefly.
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he was like four years old.
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: Really? I love Firefly.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: He was the young doctor.
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: The doctor when he was a kid.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, yeah.
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: I forget the doctor's name, but River's brother.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Zac Efron. He's so cute. Look at the doctor.
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: But it depends on what they end up focusing on
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: this thing because to me you almost you could almost
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: sell it if they focused more on the hollywood or
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: at least worked in a big portion of that because
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: you could do all these little again if you're in
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: the hollywood scene you can do all these people doing
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: cameos as old celebrities and stuff like that and People
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: would almost want to watch that, but it seems like
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: they're going back further. It says the film suggests it
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: will also focus on Reagan's early life, which they say
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: involves a surreal Norman Rockwell painting with his alcoholic Catholic father,
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: devout Christian mother, Catholic brother, and ever-changing borders the family
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: took in. like interesting i mean that could all be like.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: A 10 minute segment maybe.
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: That's i mean that all sounds like an entirely different
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: type of movie you could make that kind of weird
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: movie work but then making it about ronald reagan and
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: then working in hollywood stuff i mean if they throw
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: all this at it i don't know i don't know
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: how it will come out and on top of that
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: i'm just worried about the performance because it, I don't
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: know that anybody's ever tried to do a version of
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: him that hasn't come off like a bad impersonation. Like it,
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: it just became like the joke of the eighties to
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: do a bad Reagan impersonation. So even people who are
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: skilled that try to do, especially politicians, you know, you
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: look at like Anthony Hopkins doing Nixon and, It's still
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: kind of bordered on sort of a cheesy impression.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: It's Roland doing W.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: That one was a little bit. I was surprised by W.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: There was more to that than I expected.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: I never saw it.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: It was one I caught. I don't even know if
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: I finished. I ended up getting sucked into a big
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: portion in the middle. It made him out to be
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: way more... with it than I ever gave him credit for.
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: The character in this movie, I'm like, hell, he actually
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: seems like he's leaving the country. I never got that
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: feeling from the actual W.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 8: I would be okay with Brolin being president.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: Actual president?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: No. Reagan.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: We can just start nominating these people.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: Especially if he took his shirt off.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: I'm going to give a press conference. Hold on, let
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: me get this shirt out of my way.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: He sprays himself with water.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: No, that's the water. Get the honey.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: Or honey.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: It wouldn't spray better. Maybe it sprays.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: A spritz. Marlena's here.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 10: Hold on.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 8: Oh, Lord.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: Marlena has returned from Amish land. Chris Pine's so gorgeous.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: I miss Chris Pine. But yes, that guy played the
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: doctor when they were showing the flashbacks.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah, okay.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: I remember that episode. There's only like one episode, but yeah,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: he played the kid.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 8: He's talking about math and he wants a new computer
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 8: or something and his dad's like, okay.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: We made up all kinds of stories for you for
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: your geek week.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Marlena has joined us now, but while you were gone,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: we made up stories for you.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: You and fish tacos. And you were kidnapped by Amish.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: But no, actually you weren't kidnapped. You went to live
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: with them last week.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 11: We traded you for fudge i was gonna say yeah
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 11: that was last week yeah but uh i forget the
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 11: rest of the story.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: Today the whore made your sandwich but yeah misty thought
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: that was funny so she.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 8: Had to share and homeless guy i wanted to know
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 8: when he got hit.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: By the bus the homeless guy got hit by a
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: bus there was no because we were telling like how
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: your stories normally go you want to hear a funny story.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: Homeless guy got hit by.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: A bus that's yeah that was my impression of one
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: of your funny that is really that is one of
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: my funny stories You have no idea how completely happy
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: it makes me that someone.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 11: I don't hate this girl, but yeah. My boyfriend cheated
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 11: on me with her. She made my sandwich at Jimmy John's.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 11: It's just like the best revenge is living well, I guess.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: Not having to work at Jimmy John's?
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 11: You're making my sandwich, you lowly bitch.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: Should have been like, you did it wrong, make it again.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: Wrong bread.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: The customer's always right, slut.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and hold the spit.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, goodness.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: I'm watching you.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: It's a good thing that you can watch them.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 9: I know.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 11: It is a darn good thing. If it was like
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 11: any other restaurant, I would have just been like.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm going to go.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: I think I'm going to go to Subway now.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go to Subway, yeah. But, yeah.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I have no problem with her because, you know,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 11: it's just one of those situations where you're like, thank
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 11: you for saving me a lot of time.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: I was going to make fun of you, but you've
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: kind of done it yourself.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: What can I do to possibly make your.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 11: Life any worse? No one will ever love you. You're
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 11: ugly and you work at Jimmy John's.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 9: I win.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: Neener, neener.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: That is the mature attitude we present here at Movie Nails. So.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 11: uh not related to movies in any way but just
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 11: something interesting i wanted to share and it's a little
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 11: bit of a dilemma i'm having right now my mom's
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 11: ex-boyfriend robert is um fixing my bathroom wall for me and.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: The moldy wall that we talked about earlier the.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 11: Moldy wall uh and i used to be able to
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 11: pay him in old milwaukee but he's joined aa and
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 11: he won't accept money i don't know what to do Have.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: Him do it for free.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: Free's always good. I guess I could give him a
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: 12-pack of Coke, but it's just.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: Give him a lap dance.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 9: Ew.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: I was going to say, that's usually where it goes
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: at that point.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: I knew someone was going to suggest sexual favors.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: See, I tried not to.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: Other than sexual favors... Make him some cookies.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 13: He doesn't really eat.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: He used to just drink all the time. Ew.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: Well, he's going to have to, like, substitute one for
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: the other.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: You're going to the party. You have to be a
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: fish taco.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: I wasn't trying to say anything dirty this time. This
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: is all you.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: You were insinuating. So, yeah, I say cookies or... Real food.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: Mountain Dew. Recovering alcoholics need real food. He's going to
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: have to substitute something for that.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 4: He was drinking a Coke.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: A pack of smokes or something. I mean, he's going
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: to have to find some other outlet.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: Lots of red meat.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 11: He went to throw his Coke can away and accidentally
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 11: threw his cell phone in the dumpster, so he had
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 11: to jump in the dumpster and pour it.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: It was so funny. That sucks.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: Whoa.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: I told you guys she brings the story. We can't
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: make up anything as weird as the ones you actually
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: bring to us.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 9: Nope.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: This is true. I do have a very fascinating life.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: I don't.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, Misty.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 11: So I had to go pick him up at my
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 11: mom's house, of course. And the concrete unicorn is gone.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 11: But on her porch, there's this giant.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: She'll never know I took it. There's this giant dolphin rug.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 11: Oh.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: It's amazing. I meant to take a picture of.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: It, but I had to let it go in the car.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: I didn't think it could get any classier than the
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: concrete unicorn.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: But the torn rope and all, so it was actually
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: technically a horse.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: I didn't really factor in the dolphin rug.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 11: No, see, it looks really good because she got her trailer.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: It goes well with the trailer.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 11: Yeah, she got her trailer painted, and she got this
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 11: sweet dolphin rug to match it.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: Coordinated.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: Okay, you can't really go anywhere after she got her
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: trailer painted. Yeah, that puts a stopper on it right there.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: Can't polish a turd.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 11: My mom's like, what color do you think I should
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 11: paint my trailer? Because I was like, why are you
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 11: asking me? She's like, you're the one that went to
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 11: school for this.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: For trailer painting?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 11: I was like, mom, I did not spend $ 30, 000 to
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 11: help you pick out colors to paint your trailer. And
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 11: she was like, no, really. I'm thinking eggplant and cream.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 11: Our shoes are eggplant gray or something like that. And
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 11: I was like, do they make a paint that'll keep
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 11: your roof from blowing.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: Off in a tornado? Because otherwise, I think it's kind
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: of a moot point.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: Sherman Williams' twister-proof paint.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Trailer Park.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: That'd be awesome.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: That's the new line, Trailer Park.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: Is invisible a color? Can I pick that? I don't
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: want to have to be able to see it. Whatever
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: you have to paint.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: Is there a color that will make it look like
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: a real house? Yeah, I know.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 11: Is there one called shame?
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: That's the trailer color. That's what color she painted it actually. Shame.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 11: Actually, my mom doesn't understand that there are different types
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 11: of paint for different things.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: And she'll paint like.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: Did she paint with fingernail polish?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: If she had enough.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 11: Well, she'll find paint at like the Salvation Army or
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 11: something like that and just mix a whole bunch of it.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: It'll be like.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 11: oil-based paint and latex paint and semi-gloss and flat and
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 11: eggshell and all this stuff and just combine it in
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 11: one big bucket and that just.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 6: Makes great yeah but uh she would like paint her
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 6: door and then someone would come in and there'd be
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 6: like dirty handprints all over it but she kept painting
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 6: it in like a flat paint i'm just like you
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 6: have to paint your door with a high gloss this
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 6: is technical stuff i guess learn.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: Something new every day let's Never paint your door a
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: flat pillar. $ 30, 000 to know this.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: That's money well spent right there.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but, yeah.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 11: She just would mix paint and have, like, four different
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 11: color walls in one room because she'd run out and
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 11: just mix more paint.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: All right, is there more buzz or do you have
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: more stories?
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: To get back into it, okay, rig and biopic, who
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: would you cast?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 11: Reagan biopic yep tommy lee jones.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: All right i like that it's.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: A good one i like that he's well that would
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: be like the super old i don't even know if
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: he could play the 80s version of him tommy lee's
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: getting old now who.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: Would you play as young pinch his face back a little.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: He'd be okay yeah he's getting pretty old too i
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: don't know if we're doing like the hollywood years he's
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: like 30s is probably where it caps off so Carl Urban.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: There you go. Carl Urban. Although he's getting to the
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: high end. I guess we will have to find some
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: random kid running around.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: John C. Reilly.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: Chris Pine is still pretty gorgeous.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: Joseph Gordon left.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: Which I am now in love with him.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: He will be in every movie. I have a new love.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: For him after.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: Hearing him sing Bad Romance and Natural Woman.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 8: He has a website called play.com, I think.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's awesome.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: I've been in love with him since high school. I
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: never really cared about him that much until I heard
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: him singing.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 11: Well, see, when I was younger and I exclusively fell
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 11: in love with men who had long, flowing hair. Now
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 11: that makes me sick, but my bedroom walls were lined
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 11: with photos of Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: He's so dreamy.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. They're rocking the sun.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: They're rocking the sun.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 13: It's coming on in.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, good Lord. 4.30 every day.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 9: Yep.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: I think I missed that whole.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: I mean, I remember seeing it, but I think I
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: missed the whole bandwagon of him until recently. He's so sexy.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: Actually, I dated a guy who looked like.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: 12-year-old.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: He was sexy.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 11: Well, I dated a guy who looked like a combination
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 11: of him and Lyle Lovett.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 7: Ooh.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: It doesn't sound good.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: No, it doesn't, actually.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: It was okay.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: I just saw Julia Roberts in my head for some reason.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: Wow, what a slam on Julia.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: I love Julia Roberts.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 8: I don't know why, but she just popped in there.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: Too many teeth. I still have a lot of teeth.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: A lot of them. I don't think she has any
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: more than normal. I think they're just bigger.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: Okay, that can get us away from Reagan then. So
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: those are our odd choices. If you have ideas for
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: who you think... Julia.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: Roberts as Ronald Reagan.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: All righty.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: I'm just imagining.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: He's more of a Jimmy Carter kind of.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 11: I'm just imagining Joseph Gordon-Levitt dancing around with Zooey Deschanel
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 11: in the Why Do You Let Me Stay Here video.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 11: It's so cute. He goes to like Rob... I think
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 11: she works at a library. Maybe it's a bank, but
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 11: in my mind it's a library. And he goes to
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 11: Rob it and then they start dancing.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: Money, books, dancing.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: It's so cute. He's still, he's going to have that
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: Leonardo DiCaprio disease. He's going to be 45 and still
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: look 16. Yeah, right. He's not aging. It's going to
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: hurt him eventually.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: I did watch him and Zooey Deschanel doing the Sid
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: and Nancy.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: He's fucking awesome. Like, she's all right, but he is
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: fucking awesome.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 11: Yeah, he's an amazing musician. She's a good one, too.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 11: You've got to get used to her voice. It's weird,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 11: but when she do.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: You like it. Yeah, she's crossed over. I like her
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: sister a little more.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: I kind of like her.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: Her sister is way less cute.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: Nobody was on board for that.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: You are a stone her right now.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: Screw that bones.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: I love her.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: That's what she said.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: That was an accident.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 11: But yeah, Zoe is like maybe the cutest girl ever made.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 9: Ever.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 11: With those giant blue eyes that are just like blink.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: She's like a cartoon character.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: She is she's an anime character.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 11: She is she really is like a real life anime
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 11: character like poor.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: Man's version of her Katy Perry you know yeah I
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: know they.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 11: Do look a lot alike though I do it's really
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 11: weird very strange Katy Perry's like more refined like not
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 11: really I don't think Katy Perry's more attractive but she's
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 11: like a Zooey Deschanel's kind of natural her look is
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 11: really natural Katy Perry you can tell she spends like
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 11: six hours in the makeup chair.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: She needs it She's got to cover that Christ on
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: her face.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: Take that, Katie.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: What on her face? She used to be a Christian singer.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, now her name is Katie Hudson.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: She's got to whore herself up a little bit. Katie Hudson.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: Yep, you can't sell that wholesome image.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: Fuck that. Ask Jessica Simpson.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah. She had nothing in her brain. It's tuna.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: It's tuna. It's tuna.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: It's tuna. It's tuna. It's tuna.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 11: It's tuna.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: It's tuna.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: It's tuna. It's tuna.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: It's tuna.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: It's tuna.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: It's tuna. It's tuna. It's tuna.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: It's tuna.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: It's tuna.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 9: It's tuna.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 4: It's tuna.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: It's tuna. It's tuna.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 9: It's tuna.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: It's tuna. It's tuna.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: It's tuna. It's tuna. It's tuna.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 9: It's tuna.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 7: It's tuna.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 9: It's tuna.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 11: It's tuna.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: It's tuna. It's tuna.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: It's tuna.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 15: It's tuna.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: It Chicken of the sea.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: Gosh, she's a fucktard.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: Complete and total fucktard.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 11: Oh, so here's a new word I've been saying in
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 11: the last week.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 9: I don't know why.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 11: Oh, this man called into work and he was seriously retarded.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 11: And I put it on speakerphone because he kept asking
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 11: me all these really annoying questions.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: And.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: all my coworkers are like, what is this? What is happening?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 11: I was like, I don't know, but it's a legit retard.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 11: And then it just stuck, and I just keep calling
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 11: people legit retards, which I think makes me a legit retard,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 11: but it's okay.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: Maybe so, actually.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 11: Legit retard.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: Put that in your vernacular.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: I was fond of Motard for a while. Motard? Motard.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 11: Motard is that, like, hipster set right off of a moped.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: Motard.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 9: It is now.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 11: And I've also been saying stick that in your vernacular
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 11: and smoke it.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: I don't know why.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 7: Oh, God.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: Each week we find new and innovative ways to be
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: more offensive.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: I get geetard for a while.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: Geetard? Geetard. Yeah, that's a good one.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: Does that mean you play a guitar? You don't have
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: a key-tar?
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: Probably a key-tar.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: A key-tar.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 13: Oh, yeah.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 12: Hi.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 11: My mom doesn't even, not even to be funny, but
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 11: she does pronounce guitar, guitar, guitar.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: Guitar. Guitar, yeah.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 7: Guitar.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: Totally happens.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 11: Buzz?
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: Was there more buzz?
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: There was one more if we wanted to hear.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: Was it good or bad?
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: Interesting, I suppose.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 11: Can I tell one more funny story real fast?
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: I just remembered this.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 11: Okay, so Friday I went to my friend I'm not
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 11: going to refer to her real name because this is
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 11: really sad. We'll call her Jenny. I went to my
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 11: friend Jenny's house and her son, his name is Tommy,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 11: he's 12.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 4: She'd been drinking malt liquor. My fault.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 6: My bad.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 11: Can you change her name, not the kid's name?
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 11: I can't do that because I would have to think
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 11: of another name.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 4: His name's Tommy, and she was like.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 11: Timmy, will you go downstairs and get my drink?
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 13: And he goes, my name is Tommy, Mom.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 13: And I started laughing so hard I fell on the ground.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: Did you pee yourself a little bit?
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 13: No, but my friend Greg was pointing and laughing.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: He goes, are you peeing?
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 13: Are you peeing? Are you peeing on the ground?
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: Because normally you are.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 13: She called her own son the wrong name.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Now I know who that is.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go hang out in Target and find her.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: It's okay.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 11: If you know, let's... No one listens to this that
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 11: I know.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: I wonder why.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 4: I'm going to ask her how Timmy's doing next time.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 15: Timmy.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: I forgot her own child. I forgot her own child.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: I just called her something else.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 13: That's so awesome.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: Not even like the wrong kid. Most parents end up
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: doing that eventually.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 4: My grandma calls me Jennifer every once in a while.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 8: My grandmother goes to like seven people to get to me.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: But that's different. She has one child. She doesn't have
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: another kid.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: She has one child.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: That's just sad is what that is.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: Poor Tommy. Poor Timmy.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 4: Poor Smitty.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 11: I should have changed it to like Johnny and Jeffrey
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 11: or something.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 4: Or to Timmy to Tommy. Have his real name be
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 4: Timmy and then she calls him Tommy.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: That way it's all crazy.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 4: Aw, damn.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: They'd never piece it together again.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 11: Everybody has been blown to pieces.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: It's okay. All right, moving on. Sorry.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 5: I got fish tacos waiting for me.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 4: See, it wasn't even me this time.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, Lord. All right.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 8: Buzz.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: Buzz. Dutch action director Jean de Bon became the butt
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: of many movie geeks' joke back in the 90s. But,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: you know, you haven't heard anybody complain about his cheesy,
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: over-the-top movies in a long time. You know why? He
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: hasn't made one in seven years.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 4: Because of the ridicule?
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: No, just because he's lame.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 4: I wish Huey Bull would quit making movies because people
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 4: make fun of him.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: No. He's got a mission.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: Sorry.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know. House of the Dead.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 11: Dude, seriously.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: That's a great movie.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: It was a good video game, though. It was a
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 4: shitty movie. I doubt it.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: So, this time, Jean de Bon is preparing to return
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: with his adaptation of the Chinese 6th century tale of
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: Ha Mulan, the young girl who joined the all-male army
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: and helped.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: Did you just hack something up during that? I.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: Do you know Chinese?
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: I was speaking a special dialect of Chinese.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: Mandarin.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: No, that's just oranges. So, yeah, she's, you know, much
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: as we know, the young girl who joined the all-male
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: army and helped lead them to victory.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: Didn't Disney already do this?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: Yes. The most famous adaptation would be the 98 Disney version,
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 3: but there has also been a Chinese live-action movie last year.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: Have you seen that one, Roger? It's, um, let's see.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: Shouyi is the woman who was in that one, who
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: actually I've seen the trailer for it. It looks good. Like,
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: if you like big epic battle movies, it's... it looks
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: pretty epic. It's very, I'm amazed at some of the
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: money they put into this. Cause it's just like hordes
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: of people out on the fields of costumes and horses
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: and yeah. Attacking each other out in the field. So
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: it looks pretty epic.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: I'm surprised they got that much budget to back this
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: movie and it hasn't really made its way over here
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: at all. But, um, yeah, this time they're changing up and, uh,
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: John's Mulan will film this fall outside Shanghai, but will
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: also be in English and will star Zhang Zi. Go ahead, Misty.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: God, she's the cutest thing ever. Oh, my God, I
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 4: love Zhang Zi. Isn't it all fucking backer test?
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 3: See, they have her listed as Zhang Zi, but I
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: was like, I thought they were trying to switch it
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: years after everybody got used to it.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 4: No, but she's so cute.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: I don't even know who that is.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: She's in Ratchet and Tiger, Hidden Hotness, or whatever.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: Or The Wonders of Rush Hour 2.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: Yes, The Wonders, that one.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: Wonder why I paid to see that movie. Oh, that. So, yep,
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: she is going to.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 4: I'm usually not big on Asian chicks, but God, she's...
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 4: I heard Lucy living up there.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: Wasn't there a buzz somewhere? I think we lost it.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: Congratulations.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: Have fun.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: I came in at the end.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: That was not me.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: I'm assuming we're done then.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: Yes, we're done.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: Then we should probably wrap up this first half of
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: the episode.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 4: That's a train wreck right there.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: All right, then we will invite you to come back
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: and join us for the Out on the Town feature
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: this week as we head out and watch Resident Evil Afterlife.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: Go 3D.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 4: That's my gun effects, just so you know.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: It's like I'm mesmerized.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 9: Pew, pew.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: It's like you're right there.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 7: Pew, pew.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: Pew, pew.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 9: Pew, pew.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 7: Pew, pew.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 4: I've been full of sound effects lately. Plink, plink.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm done.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 3: If that hasn't deterred you, come back and join us.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 4: How could that possibly deter anybody?
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 11: Oh my god, there's a girl making sound effects.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: I'm so on this show.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 7: Chance that we have What a way to go out
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  Speaker 7: And derail I'm afraid.
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  Speaker 15: I failed to keep you.
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  Speaker 2: By myself.
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  Speaker 15: We made will keep us trusting For the love of
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  Speaker 15: God What a way to go out.
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  Speaker 10: Is Doctor throwing Martin Warren to his horrible pet alligators?
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  Speaker 3: And will the Jap spies force Linda to.
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  Speaker 10: Give them a receipt for the vital radium shipment they
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  Speaker 10: plan to steal? Don't fail to see Slaves of the
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  Speaker 10: Rising Sun, Chapter 4 of Batman at this theater next week.
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  Speaker 3: This show is a production of Movie Meltdown, produced and
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  Speaker 3: edited by Brian Renfro. with opening music performed by the Empires.
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