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FULL SHOW: Love You, Matt (Feat. Matt Heath) · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Big Show on hold cheers two from bringing back
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  Speaker 1: to laughs.
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  Speaker 2: And the world gone. Man, ye're right.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome.
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  Speaker 4: This is big, big show.
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  Speaker 2: Jason Hiz might know.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm kidder your mad Barstard's great here if you're
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  Speaker 5: company this Tuesday afternoon, the food of October twenty twenty four.
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  Speaker 2: And you, my friends are listening to the Big Show
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  Speaker 2: brought to you by two. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Man, hey, And if you've got any ideas for twoy billboards,
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  Speaker 5: text us on three four eight three and we'll file
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  Speaker 5: them through.
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  Speaker 2: What's the same. We'll fire them up the change change.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to fire them up the change. I've got
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  Speaker 2: one for today. You will here one. Yeah. You can't
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  Speaker 2: even see that pimple on Mogi's face, right, Yeah? We
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  Speaker 2: should get that photo our picture on Instagram and just
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  Speaker 2: say run a pole. Can you see Moggi's pimple? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Or no? Shall we? Yeah? You want to do this?
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  Speaker 2: It will get pugs in. Is Moggie's pimple? Real?
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  Speaker 6: Faded reader is a pink because I think it's actually
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  Speaker 6: bright red.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's angry read. Yeah, I think it's It's
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  Speaker 2: not that big a deal.
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  Speaker 5: The interesting thing is we don't know if it is
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  Speaker 5: a pimple or a mess of passy boil.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it might be a big boil, Mogi. I I'm
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  Speaker 2: not going to have a prod of it if you
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  Speaker 2: want not. After you've been fingered touching your skin tag.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I've got a skin tag going on. It's
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  Speaker 2: right on my collar as well. Well are you going
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  Speaker 2: to say there, I'm a professional radio DJ.
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  Speaker 5: All right, yeah, okay, Hey, Mogi, just spie the enormous
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  Speaker 5: pimple on your face. You're looking really hot, man, You're
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  Speaker 5: looking in great shape apart from that massive Z.
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  Speaker 2: The thing about Liz Man. Yeah, I'm just going great games.
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  Speaker 2: And I just think that the pimple actually adds something. Sure,
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  Speaker 2: sure do you think something. I think it's a lot.
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  Speaker 2: It adds a lot. It changes your whole look. Thanks man.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll tell you what, Kezy, I'm loving your jacket today.
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  Speaker 2: Mate. You look like a pool table, you know what
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  Speaker 2: I mean. But the same as a pool I'm not
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  Speaker 2: going to.
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  Speaker 6: Get down on all fours for your right and pretend
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  Speaker 6: to be a pool table.
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  Speaker 2: Start asking me too.
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  Speaker 5: But but I do genuinely like that color green on
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  Speaker 5: you really brings out your sort of brown eyes.
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  Speaker 6: Can you just say I like your jacket and then
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  Speaker 6: just stop there, because it's all that extra stuff about
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  Speaker 6: the brown eyes and the pool table that makes me
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  Speaker 6: think you're taking the purse.
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  Speaker 2: No, I like the jacket. It's really good. Keysy, thanks man,
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  Speaker 2: I like you too, he hat. Thanks mate.
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  Speaker 6: I like the way you just sort of jump from
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  Speaker 6: sponsor to sponsor. Give me a head old wear it
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  Speaker 6: no drunk, Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Totally, yeah, chuck it. I'll be honest with you. I was,
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  Speaker 5: I was having a bad hair day today, so I went,
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to put.
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  Speaker 2: The old head on. Yeah, because I didn't wax my
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  Speaker 2: hair today. You're just getting a bit buffy. It's quite
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  Speaker 2: buffy at the moment. He did notice that. Listen, big
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  Speaker 2: show a head.
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  Speaker 5: We've got Matt Heath coming into for a chitchat after
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  Speaker 5: five o'clock.
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  Speaker 6: Tomorrow's is finally a show on radio Hodarky.
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  Speaker 2: Yes it is. Indeed, there's plenty more going on, so
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  Speaker 2: text OUs three four eight three.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: If you've got a billboard idea, that's.
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  Speaker 6: Right, because we are bringing back the year right campaign.
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  Speaker 6: They said it couldn't be done to that, they said,
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  Speaker 6: ye're right. Send through some good ideas. Three four eight three.
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  Speaker 6: You could win yourself a twenty price.
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  Speaker 2: Pack is primal Scream.
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  Speaker 1: The hod Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
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  Speaker 1: and Keys.
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  Speaker 5: Fun eleven criminals there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show
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  Speaker 5: this thusday afternoon. The time is twenty five past four
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  Speaker 5: o'clock and all as well, what a beautiful afternoon, and
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  Speaker 5: it is in Auckland City.
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  Speaker 6: Fellas some fun love and criminals seem to have gotten
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  Speaker 6: hold of my email address. Ah yeah, and I'm actually
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  Speaker 6: a bit worried because I'm just going to read the
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  Speaker 6: opening paragraph right, okay, to my personal email.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, congratulations, do they use your name? Ey? Didn't say.
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  Speaker 6: None of that, because that's how I know it's legit.
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  Speaker 6: I have to share bad.
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  Speaker 7: News with me.
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  Speaker 2: Congratulations, Congratulations, I have to share.
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  Speaker 6: Approximately a few months ago, I gained access to your
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  Speaker 6: devices which you use for Internet browsing. After that, I
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  Speaker 6: have started tracking your internet activities. It goes on to say,
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  Speaker 6: blah blah blah blah, uploaded a virus. I can control
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  Speaker 6: everything you've done. While gathering information about you, have discovered
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  Speaker 6: that you are a big fan of adult websites. You
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  Speaker 6: love watching porn and watching videos while enduring an enormous
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  Speaker 6: enjoying an enormous amount of pleasure, I have managed to
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  Speaker 6: record a number of your dirty scenes and even montage
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  Speaker 6: a few videos. Someone's cutting a montage of old Kezy
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  Speaker 6: package Johan Hammer and Tom.
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  Speaker 2: It would be a little package, A long story short.
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  Speaker 6: If you don't pay me eight hundred and ninety five
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  Speaker 6: US dollars in bitcoin, they're going to upload and send
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  Speaker 6: it to all of my friends and family.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so what do you think I do here?
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  Speaker 2: That happened to me? Right?
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  Speaker 5: Basically, they're saying, we've got videos of you having a
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  Speaker 5: go at yourself.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and that montage watching No it's not Jason. You're
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  Speaker 6: the one that watches Horse you Yeah, and you've got
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  Speaker 6: the burn met Patty. You've got to remember the stuff.
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  Speaker 6: So they've montaged it to, which I'm a bit worried
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  Speaker 6: about because like, who knows what music they've put it to.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's an Arabbean or
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  Speaker 2: Titanic Kenny g.
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  Speaker 6: It'll be something quite long like November Raine. Oh yeah
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  Speaker 6: yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So what do you think I should do? Think? First
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  Speaker 2: of all, do you think it's a scam? First of all,
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  Speaker 2: it is true because it the same thing happened to me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, and I thought this has got scam
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  Speaker 2: written all over it. You can tell like you just
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  Speaker 2: sort of thinking to yourself, well, the English is appalling.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty vague. Congratulations, sorry to tell you know, all
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  Speaker 2: that sort of stuff. It's just a bit weird. So
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  Speaker 2: I thought this person's out of their.
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  Speaker 6: Here, especially that I have to share bad news with me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. That got me a little bit confused
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  Speaker 2: as well. Anyway, I see, you know, sticking with the
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  Speaker 2: sun don't shine. I've seen an email back which was
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  Speaker 2: pretty insulting to them, and next thing you know, it's
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  Speaker 2: just plastered everywhere. Yeah, wow, absolute backbone. Who given it? Right? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so so you think they will. And the thing about
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  Speaker 2: lis Man, my stock went through the roof, and that's
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  Speaker 2: when that's when I met my wife. You're a sex machine,
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  Speaker 2: thanks man.
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  Speaker 5: My feeling on this keys is your front foot just
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  Speaker 5: And what I do is I before they do it,
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  Speaker 5: release the filthiest stuff. You've recorded the filthiest. So whatever
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  Speaker 5: they play beyond that, everyone goes.
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  Speaker 1: I.
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  Speaker 6: Don't because they've been filming me, but I don't have
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  Speaker 6: those videos they've got them. So should I go home
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  Speaker 6: tonight and film what you've got?
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  Speaker 2: You know, got dozens and dozens of outrageously sick recordings
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  Speaker 2: of yourself doing god knows what, and I would just
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  Speaker 2: I don't think the key here, Keasy is you've got
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  Speaker 2: to take the power back, right, You've got to control
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  Speaker 2: the narrative, okay, You've got to be the one that
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  Speaker 2: dictates terms, dictates Okay, And so you go back to
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  Speaker 2: them and say, too late, I've released all of this,
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  Speaker 2: you know, pretty sickening stuff that, so do your best.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're going to send it to friends and family
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  Speaker 6: and that, so should you should do that first?
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  Speaker 5: Send it to your parents first, because they're the ones
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  Speaker 5: you're probably most worried about. Yeah, rip the plaster off, Yes, just.
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  Speaker 2: Mum, dad, here it is.
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  Speaker 5: This is me, seriously, your most filthy stuff. I think
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  Speaker 5: you need because because then after that it doesn't matter
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  Speaker 5: what happened.
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  Speaker 2: You know, pink jacket all fours ok, matched in the
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  Speaker 2: air as not my back?
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  Speaker 6: Should I, now that I'm thinking about it, it might just
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  Speaker 6: because I don't want to just eke out and people
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  Speaker 6: to get a ouhold of it and sher it around
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  Speaker 6: on chat rooms and stuff. I'd other just nipped in
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  Speaker 6: the budge, maybe get pugs on and get pugs on
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  Speaker 6: to put on the website and maybe yeah, yeah, okay, all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, fellas, I'll do that.
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  Speaker 6: And would you mind if I just said I'll send
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  Speaker 6: you guys like a collection of videos. You pick which
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  Speaker 6: one is your favorite and.
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  Speaker 2: Do it all. Yeah, yeah, okay, They're all good. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: thanks fellas.
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  Speaker 1: The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
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  Speaker 2: Kesey Red Hot.
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  Speaker 5: Chilli Pepper's here on the radio Hodaki Big Show this
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  Speaker 5: Tuesday afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: The time is four thirty nine.
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  Speaker 5: Kesey, we were talking previously about you being busted with
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  Speaker 5: your homemade pawn.
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  Speaker 2: It's not at all what we were talking about.
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  Speaker 5: All right, Well, you were saying, let's not get let's
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  Speaker 5: not get.
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  Speaker 2: Clear it up. I did to clear this up.
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  Speaker 6: I got seen a spam email saying that they had
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  Speaker 6: filmed me having to go at myself, and then I
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  Speaker 6: had to pay them, so nipping it in the bud
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  Speaker 6: by sending it out to everyone nice to the front.
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  Speaker 2: Did you pay them to film you?
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  Speaker 7: No?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, anyway, well, it's just.
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  Speaker 5: That it sort of sparks something up for me. And
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to be honest here. This has been going
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  Speaker 5: on for over a month a month, and it's on
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  Speaker 5: my phone. Something weird happened where my Google. You know,
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  Speaker 5: when you go on the little microphone then you go
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  Speaker 5: house properties and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah,
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  Speaker 5: house properties, house property, you know, just as an example,
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  Speaker 5: or is it like a Google search you know glass.
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  Speaker 2: Mug, glass mugs, yeah, or like car vehicles.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, just like you're doing You're doing it
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  Speaker 5: like a Google search, right, yeah, for some reason mine
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  Speaker 5: tree would for some reason minds in Spanish.
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  Speaker 2: So you're Google so on my phone, are you silly? Yes?
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  Speaker 6: And so you like you sat audibly out loud audio search.
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  Speaker 5: Take me to horse por one and then we'll do it.
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  Speaker 5: And then it alant to me, but alarant to me
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  Speaker 5: in Spanish what's happened?
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  Speaker 2: There?
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  Speaker 5: Usually just the text and that's all written in Spanish.
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  Speaker 5: And like the other day it was my birthday and
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  Speaker 5: I got sent to a birthday west from Google and
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  Speaker 5: that was in Spanish.
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  Speaker 8: And there I said please, it said please have a
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  Speaker 8: really great.
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  Speaker 2: Birth So Google is talking to you in Spanish, but
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  Speaker 2: it doesn't know how to speak Spanish. I'm sorry, birthday please?
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  Speaker 2: Does anyone know what's happened there? Because I'm not I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I'm you know, doctor Google fingers like keesy. However, it
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  Speaker 2: feels like you've got your language set to and I
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  Speaker 2: could be wrong Spanish Sish.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but this is the thing, is I never I
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  Speaker 5: never set my Google.
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  Speaker 2: To Spanish, right, it's not to Spanish. Yeah, it is weird.
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  Speaker 2: That is weird because you didn't set it to Spanish.
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  Speaker 2: I mean it is in Spanish, but you didn't see it,
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  Speaker 2: so that means it's not Spanish. I'm thinking.
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  Speaker 5: I'm thinking that a Spanish person got into my phone
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  Speaker 5: and then changed all my Google Chat to Spanish.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I see cec.
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  Speaker 6: Racism alarm, Jase. I would love to help you, but
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  Speaker 6: I don't actually speak Spanish.
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  Speaker 2: Like.
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  Speaker 5: I've got a calm app as well, give you guys
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  Speaker 5: head of the car car map.
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  Speaker 2: For some reason, car map is that like vehicle navigation.
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  Speaker 2: He means navigation.
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  Speaker 5: It's called calm and it's about you know, dealing with
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  Speaker 5: your anxiety and stuff like that. But that's all in Portuguese.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yes, I don't know why it's important. I think
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  Speaker 5: a Portuguese in person has gone in there and actually
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  Speaker 5: set it to Portuguese and.
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  Speaker 2: Well hang away. So when you open the car map,
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  Speaker 2: what does it say? Calm app? Yeah, yeah, not to
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  Speaker 2: nitpick am calm as in cool and calm. It doesn't
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  Speaker 2: say calm app. No it doesn't because that's Spanish. Well
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  Speaker 2: it's in Portuguese.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, yeah, Well you know what might have happened
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  Speaker 6: is you might have set your camp language to Portuguese
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  Speaker 6: or do you not do that?
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  Speaker 2: But I can't do that, you see, Well that's the
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  Speaker 2: thing you're thinking. Someone that's Portuguese know what it is?
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  Speaker 2: My phone? Do you know what it is? I think
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  Speaker 2: your eyes are reading things in different languages. The only
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  Speaker 2: explanation for it is, yeah, you've got like Google, you know,
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  Speaker 2: Google Eyes, which have just come out, and you're translating
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  Speaker 2: everything into other languages. Because I know you haven't gone
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  Speaker 2: into these things and changed the languages, which means that
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  Speaker 2: can't be it. Yeah, So you know what you're gonna
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  Speaker 2: do because I've heard of this happening.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because I was going to ring you last night
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  Speaker 5: about it actually, and so kesy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna have to get your key, sab. What
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  Speaker 2: you're gonna have to do is get in your car vehicle.
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  Speaker 6: Did you drive to the doctor hospitals right and then
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  Speaker 6: ask for some medicine medicine tablets and then that that
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  Speaker 6: should sort that right out. But what do you do?
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  Speaker 6: Don't change your sitting back to You haven't done that,
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  Speaker 6: you haven't tached well.
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  Speaker 5: As I say, it's either a Portuguese dude and a
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  Speaker 5: and a Spanish dude that have jumped on my phone somehow.
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  Speaker 5: And that's because when you were telling me about your
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  Speaker 5: homemade porn.
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  Speaker 2: I thought homemade porn. He's a professionally made.
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  Speaker 1: The Holarchy Big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesy.
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  Speaker 5: He's indeed David Bowie there on the radio hold Ache
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  Speaker 5: Big show this Tuesday afternoon, six minutes to five o'clock.
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  Speaker 2: Coming up after five o'clock.
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  Speaker 5: By the way, I'm going to be speaking to Maddie
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  Speaker 5: Heath his last show tomorrow on Radio Hodaki. Also, Mogi's
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  Speaker 5: wife has left him, so he's living the bachelor life.
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  Speaker 5: We're going to delve into that after fire. Fellers certainly
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  Speaker 5: are just quickly fellers. If it's okay, I've got some
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  Speaker 5: breaking news.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, this is breaking news.
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  Speaker 6: Tickets for the Black Clash on sale now, all right,
• 14:20
  Speaker 6: if you want to go to the Black Clash. Of course,
• 14:22
  Speaker 6: it's happening down in christ Church this year. It is
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  Speaker 6: the Hot Spring spar Tee twenty Black Class and Association
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  Speaker 6: with Wolfbrook there on sale. The pre sale which I
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  Speaker 6: got involved with, bought eight tickets. It's sold out in
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  Speaker 6: a matter I think it was like two hours.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 6: So if you want to get tickets, you'll have to
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  Speaker 6: get in quick because this thing sells out straight away
• 14:38
  Speaker 6: all the time. You've got Dan Vittory, captain of Team Cricket.
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  Speaker 6: You've also got Anton Divisich and lou Vincent plus Team Rugby.
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  Speaker 2: Karen Reid with old Chris Gail. Wow, why say you
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  Speaker 2: bought eight tickets? Katie?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well for my wife and her friends. Obviously I'll
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  Speaker 6: be there in a hot time.
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  Speaker 2: She put it on your calendar for you to do it, Mike,
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  Speaker 2: did she Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Well she did actually because it needed to be at
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  Speaker 6: the exact time that the pre sales we live to
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  Speaker 6: make sure I got them.
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  Speaker 2: So you want to Black Clash dot co Dottis did
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  Speaker 2: what's that?
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  Speaker 5: Jase do you think that your wife and all her
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  Speaker 5: friends going to come along because old Mogi's getting in
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  Speaker 5: the old hot hot Spring Spa Therese.
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  Speaker 2: You know what it's Bod's like, Yeah, I want to
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  Speaker 2: come and see my pimple.
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  Speaker 6: That's what they're excited about seeing is massive pimple. I
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  Speaker 6: was like, mate, you're gonna you're gonna want eight tickets
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  Speaker 6: for this. Get everyone around, they can all join hands
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  Speaker 6: in a big circle around it.
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  Speaker 2: Did you get? Did you get?
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  Speaker 4: It?
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  Speaker 2: Gives a lot of hate, man?
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: Did you give back? Get much love when you were
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  Speaker 5: doing that last year? Morgie ladies like whoo man? A
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  Speaker 5: lot of dudes, A lot of dudes.
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  Speaker 2: I should have seen going through them.
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  Speaker 6: Of course, there is an A, C, C and d
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  Speaker 6: dB Export Ultra Zone, which is the designated parties own
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  Speaker 6: It's R eighteen limited tickets. Get involved there because we'll
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  Speaker 6: be just in front in the old Hot Spring Spa.
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  Speaker 2: R eighteen.
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  Speaker 1: Eh, good time, the whole actually big show, wouldn't you
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  Speaker 1: Mike and Keysy tune in week days at four on
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  Speaker 1: Radio hod Ike.
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  Speaker 5: Welcome back here, massive bagbones. Hope you're getting through your Thursday? Okay,
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  Speaker 5: beautiful afternoon in Auckland City. Tell us what it's like
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  Speaker 5: where you are on three four eight three. Incidentally, you're
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  Speaker 5: listening to the Big Show brought to you by two.
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  Speaker 5: That's in celebration of Towey bringing back their world famous
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  Speaker 5: billboards on that front. If you've got an idea for
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  Speaker 5: a billboard, text us on three four eight three and
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  Speaker 5: we'll fire it up the chain. As they say, well,
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  Speaker 5: run it up the flagpole, run up and see what.
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  Speaker 6: Happens, and your your idea could be on a billboard
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  Speaker 6: because we will definitely fire up the chain.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to pump it up the chain. That's right.
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  Speaker 6: The year right campaigner's back habit this one. Yeah, Mogi
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  Speaker 6: will keep his eyes to the front. Yeah right, good one.
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  Speaker 6: That's a good one. That is so true. Yeah yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Oh that's rude. That's rude as well.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's dis Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: So think about efforts on a billboard. Yeah yeah, sure,
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  Speaker 6: that's not yea as surance a year right? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I know, you just said it wrong.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, if they don't want filth on there, obviously
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  Speaker 5: they filth can be quite funny, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: But Ken, you're right, not on this show. Yeah. Uh
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  Speaker 2: not your kind of filth, Mogi. I like what you
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  Speaker 2: did that. It's good. Hey.
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  Speaker 6: By the way, I mentioned before the break that we
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  Speaker 6: the Old Black Clash officially goes on sale today. Did
• 17:33
  Speaker 6: you the Yeah, I remember I said the Hot Spring
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  Speaker 6: SPA T twenty Black Clash and association with Wolfbrook, the
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  Speaker 6: tickets go on sale today.
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  Speaker 2: I would have remembered that. And then I.
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  Speaker 6: Mentioned the Old A C C and dB Export Ultra
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  Speaker 6: Party Zone R A T. We've got a few tickets
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  Speaker 6: to the double passes to that zone to give away.
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  Speaker 6: So if you are keen, not you, but if you
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: are keen, give us a text on three four eight
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  Speaker 6: three say who you take with you and why you
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  Speaker 6: know I take what you j is a mad bastard,
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  Speaker 6: that sort of thing and old gum bag Yeah and
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  Speaker 6: old pugsn will run it up the flagpole and there's
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  Speaker 6: a few of those out, which is pretty exciting.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll float it with the higher ups.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, we'll send it up to the old Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: we'll fire it off.
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  Speaker 5: Now listen, Mogi's wife has left and so we're going
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  Speaker 5: to get into that next after we listen to a
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  Speaker 5: couple of tunes.
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  Speaker 2: Are you ready for that, Mogi, Yeah, I'm ready for
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  Speaker 2: that man. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Good Here Sublime the Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
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  Speaker 1: Mike Minogue and Kesey Ever Clear.
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  Speaker 5: They're on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
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  Speaker 5: The time is twelve minutes past five o'clock and we've
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  Speaker 5: got some ticks on three four eight three, some possible
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  Speaker 5: twoy billboards.
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  Speaker 6: Kezy never choose his face off? Yeah right, I actually
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  Speaker 6: don't never choose what my face off. I'm not going
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  Speaker 6: to miss Matt Heath. Yeah right, that's.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, really lovely.
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  Speaker 6: So keep him coming on three for three. We will
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  Speaker 6: fire it up the old chain.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna We're gonna float it with the higher up.
• 18:59
  Speaker 6: And then old Pugs send it up out the flagpole
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  Speaker 6: there and give it away.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of missing people, my wife's left me. It's official.
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  Speaker 6: Just a question around this, is it. Has she actually
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  Speaker 6: left you or is it like last time, she just
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  Speaker 6: sort of went I.
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  Speaker 2: Can't can you see where it was? Right? So she's
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  Speaker 2: left me. I've dropped off at the airport. Is she
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  Speaker 2: still with me? No? No, she's saying she's coming back.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: But that's a likely story. I mean why would she. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: amen to that.
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  Speaker 5: I've made a few changes of massive grow testue growth
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  Speaker 5: on your face.
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  Speaker 2: Totally understandable. That's the last event she had of.
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: Seeping mount arabs blasting out lab.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, Maggie, carry on, that's anyway, man support man. And
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: so as a result of that, I've been cleaning and
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: doing some cleaning up around the house. I would like
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: to know, Joseph, you do this and you kezy as well.
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  Speaker 2: But what I do is when she goes, I try.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: I like to run a tight ship. But there's things
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: that my wife likes to have around that I don't,
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: and there's things that she I like to have around
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  Speaker 2: that she doesn't. Right, that's just how it goes, and
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: there's a balance between those things. And for example, I'll
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  Speaker 2: ask a question. I'm like, what is this big pile
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  Speaker 2: of papers from the school bills, receipts, you know, pictures
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  Speaker 2: our kid has drawn over the last year that has
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  Speaker 2: just piled up on the bench and on the kitchen table.
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  Speaker 6: What's happening with all of that shit and the bills
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  Speaker 6: and stuff? You have them email versions of those, and
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: you know.
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  Speaker 2: You don't need them. You don't need them. And so
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: that's my question, and say, oh, yeah, you know something
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: something something. I can't remember what the answer was, but
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  Speaker 2: certainly they don't go anywhere. And so today I just
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: went through all of them and they're all in the bin.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: I've gone around the house and just throwing probably a
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  Speaker 2: wheely bin of shit right out out. It's gone. So
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  Speaker 2: the entire bench in the kitchen, the sort of breakfast
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  Speaker 2: badge you've got one at your place, yes, completely clear,
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  Speaker 2: was completely bogged down before the kitchen table covered and
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  Speaker 2: stuff ben it's all on the ben.
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  Speaker 6: What was what was on the because he told us
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  Speaker 6: about the papers, then what was on the kitchen bench
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  Speaker 6: for example.
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  Speaker 2: Kids toys, a handbag that had been sitting there for ages.
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  Speaker 2: You threw your wife's handbag in the bin. Well, it's
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: a handbag, many handbags? How many handbags do you need? Geezy?
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 6: So you threw your wife's handbag and don't know.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: I threw the one that has been sitting on the
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  Speaker 2: on the kitchen table for two months and hasn't and
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  Speaker 2: hasn't moved. Couldn't tell you, couldn't tell you. But she
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  Speaker 2: loves it. I can tell she loves it because she
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: always wants to see it every day. So anyway, all
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  Speaker 2: of this stuff is now in the bin, and I'm
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  Speaker 2: just wondering, is it a sort of thing that you do, Jase.
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  Speaker 2: I was talking to somebody else and they say that
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: she was saying that her husband does the same thing.
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  Speaker 2: As soon as the family is out of the house.
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  Speaker 2: He's just checking things out. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Look, as you mentioned, we've got a kitchen bench as well,
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  Speaker 5: and it's always jammed to the gunnals with absolute shit.
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  Speaker 2: Do they have gunnals? You know?
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  Speaker 5: Every part of that bench, Yes, is covered in crap,
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  Speaker 5: your bills, Yeah, bits of stuff, bits of stuff, just
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: just like little booklets, pamphlet pamphlets that sort of jazz.
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: To be fair, at the moment, it's got a fair
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: few scripts of mine which I can't actually die don't
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  Speaker 5: know what to do with because you can't really.
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  Speaker 2: Check them out. You rip them up and you check
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  Speaker 2: them out. Yeah I can. I'll do that, but I
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: do the same thing.
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  Speaker 5: I clear it all the time, Yes, and then within
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  Speaker 5: a week it's ball.
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  Speaker 2: It was, so you do do it well. On the fridge.
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  Speaker 2: We also had I was like, what is this and
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  Speaker 2: it was the the invite list for my daughter's birthday
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  Speaker 2: from mid June right still on the fridge.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, what are we doing? Hang on, what are we doing?
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: Is it mid June? Gone coming?
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  Speaker 2: It's yeah, yeah, thankfully it's the one God. Oh take
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: your point. So little Mogi's still got that sitting up there,
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: and it's just like, well, by the time they get back,
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  Speaker 2: it's all going to be gone and they won't know
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  Speaker 2: what was there. They'll have no idea. Remember, I won't
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  Speaker 2: be able to remember any of it. Yeah, I'm just
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: interested to know. Three four eight three if and this
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: will be women as well, that'll be doing this as well.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Once your family is out of their house, are you
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  Speaker 2: just essentially I'm rearranging the house to my like. So
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: I'm moving pictures around on the walls. The pictures are
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: up on the wall last time. When I go home,
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: I've got some changes to make. So I'll be doing
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: some rearranging. But the great thing is my wife put
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: all the nails in the wall for me. So that's
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: good because that's a hard part. I always whack my
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: hand when I do that.
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  Speaker 6: So take two three four eight three. What do you
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: do when your family's out of the house and it's
• 23:45
  Speaker 6: just you what do you get up to?
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to be that vague about it because
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: it'll just be felth I'd like to know do you
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: biff stuff as soon as your partner's back has turned right?
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: And kids, for that matter, because kids have got so
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: My daughter's got her room is neck, it's got so
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: so many toys and books and she won't let you
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: throw them out. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: My wife said to me the other day, where's your
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: birthday boy ribbon?
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: And I was like, what, you didn't even wear it?
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: And I said, no, I biffed it. The Huriching Big
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Show podcast, indeed, guns mmm.
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  Speaker 5: Roses there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: The time is five twenty three. We asked the question
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: when your partner goes away, do you biff stuff out?
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: We got quite a few texts on this on three
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  Speaker 5: four eight three.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and everyone that has ticks through all day, in fact,
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: is in the drawer for a toy prize pack, which
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: is bloody exciting. Now, Mike, you were right to say
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: let's not keep it vague, because I said, you know,
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: what do you get up to when your partner and
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: your kids are out? Because obviously the first text that
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: came through this is not what we're after. As soon
• 24:50
  Speaker 6: as the family has gone fell as, I'm ripping the
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: head off the old fella.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: I biff went out.
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: As soon as the wife and kids are gone, I
• 24:56
  Speaker 6: took all my peckle on this family. Sofaa, that's not
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: stuff we're after.
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: No, I mean it's not inaccurate though, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: yeah what I'm saying.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but we wanted it to be specifically. So do
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: you throw things out? So more along the lines of this.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: I always find empty vodka and gin bottles in my
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: husband's closet, under the bed, random places in the garage.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: I throw them away whenever he's whenever he's out.
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: I think maybe he keeps them because he thinks they're
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: cool or something.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: I think he thinks it really cool. Yeah, definitely.
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: I are on the same program as MOGI, but in
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: safety mode. So I'll hide a lot of ornamental shit
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: under the house and then throw it out after a
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: couple of months when there's been no noise made about it.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's good.
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: That's actually very really good, because there's nothing worse than hey,
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: where's the blah blah blah, and you.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Go oh, I just put it away. I'll get it
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: for you. Yeah. Well, funnily enough, somebody that somebody that
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: I know, her kid just got a broken arm, and
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: quite badly, and so the doctor said, went to hospital.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: A couple of nights in hospital, and the doctor said,
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: you're going to need something to strengthen that hand, that
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: grip in that hand. Kid's about ten or something like that.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Came home, he's like, I've got that squashy toy. They're
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: searching the house high and low for the squishy toy
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: while they were out. While the two kids and the
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: wife were at the hospital, the dad went into the
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: room and cleaned out some toys and that squashy toy
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: was one of them, and that was in the bin.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: And the other kid found that when he put out
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: the rubbish, just all of these toys, including this thing. Right,
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: So that was just bad timing. But most of the time,
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: I don't think anybody's ever going to notice.
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: I've just got to just say this one thing about
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: chucking up kids toys. I have been in that situation
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: where I chucked some kid's toys out and one of
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: my girls came home and within like two minutes it
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: was where is my bah bah?
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: It was some glotty blanky or something like that. You know,
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: you guys are horrible man. Your house fills up with them.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: But the problem you've got is that everybody on the
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: planet has given your kids toys. Yes, and they just
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: pile up and they don't need them. It's crap. Okay.
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: So for someone who's like you know, I've got a
• 27:05
  Speaker 6: lot of friends, We've got kids who are like two
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: and three. So books, books, anything, oh yeah, rabbits, rabbit yeah,
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: my hands, skinny pegs yeah yeah, if you could just
• 27:17
  Speaker 6: get them like a bag, like a plast bag with
• 27:19
  Speaker 6: a couple of fish in it.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And the check is with the pets when you
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: turn up. Never give them to the parents. Always hand
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: them directly to the kids. Okay, what about heaps of lollies?
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, nowson, in terms of you know, we're talking
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: about when our loved ones go away, taking advantage of
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: the situation. But in terms of loved ones, I hate
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: it when my when my better half goes away because
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: she's very special to me.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: She's my wife.
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: And just on that front, our mates at Diamonds on
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: Richmond have got an amazing deal going on at the moment.
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: Tell them all about it, queasy.
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: I'm not telling them all about it. Have you call
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: me queezing. My name is.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Chris Okay, Christopher Nice.
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: Diamonds A Richmond have given us a ten thousand dollars
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: engagement ring to get away fowlers.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: That's so good. Let's go into one lucky backbone who
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: dropping a knee knee.
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: If they drop the knee, they could get that ten
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: thousand dollars engagement ring thanks to Diamonds on Richmond. However,
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: they also get the assistance of us to pull off
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: the dream proposal. A lot of great ideas have come through.
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: It's great. Hoduck you dot co dot ins if you're
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: keen to get yourself from the drawer for this good question. Mike,
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: Hello anonymous here. I would like a Mariachie band tune
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: up to her word racist?
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Is that racist? I mean it doesn't feel super racist.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: I mean it's it's just a certain kind of music.
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: They wanted to turn up at her work and do
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: the soundtrack to me proposing the soundtrack.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Are are we the Mariachi band? That's three we could be,
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: well have to be, because we meant to be helping. Yeah,
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: so we'll be the Merry Archie band. Now it's racist,
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: is it.
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: I've already played the song costume, Yeah, yeah, yeah, get
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: a Feller's I'd love to drop a knee at a
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: winery and Martin Brander knee a place we hold close
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: to our hearts and we spent many great times there together.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: I'd love the lads help on. Are we going to
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: be in a bush again.
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: Eighteenth November and memory of our first date? And then
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: do an Auckland sunset harbor Cruz and cocktails with dinner
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: at a hotel afterwards, and then the fowls would jump
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: out of the bush in the bedroom.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: So I mean it's bold behave. Some people are into
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: that sort of thing.
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: Put the cherry on top of your fellers very quickly.
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: If you get in touch with Donald John Richmond and
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: use the phrase my wife, they'll pay your gst.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 29:57
  Speaker 6: That is a huge saving if you are thinking of
• 29:59
  Speaker 6: dropping you knee, fellas a huge saving.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Are you exciting? Yes?
• 30:03
  Speaker 6: Up next Maddy Heath Matt Heath one last show on
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: Radio Hurducky tomorrow morning.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: He's into chat about that.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and keysy tune
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: in on radio.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, indeed, I ever get sick of Green Day Fellas.
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: How Good always left me out? But I tell you
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: what is lefting me out. We've got a very special
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: guest in the studio with us so.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: One and only Maddy Heath and Matt. Mate, what a
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: week it's been for you thus far? One more sleep,
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: your final show tomorrow. How are you feeling, mate? How
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: are the emotions the big feels? Boys?
• 30:36
  Speaker 9: Yes, feels on the Big Show. I'm feeling like I
• 30:40
  Speaker 9: got lumps in my throat. Sure, I've got I've got
• 30:43
  Speaker 9: like tears in my eyes. I pissed my face a
• 30:45
  Speaker 9: couple of times.
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't think you've got an infection or something
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: with the lumps in the throat.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Yep, got an infection? Yeah, well that might be like
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: that purple on my face. Can you see that? I
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: see it? I mean we've been trying not to mention it.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: It's the second nose you're growing there, mate.
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: Have you at any point, Matt, since making the big decision?
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: Have you any point gone? Maybe I don't, Maybe I
• 31:09
  Speaker 6: don't want to go. Maybe I stick at Hudak with
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: the guys radio.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Do you know there used to be the slogan of
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: radio the good guys. That's great.
• 31:18
  Speaker 9: You can just not dodge the question, matt You'll be like, so, yeah, look,
• 31:22
  Speaker 9: I'll tell you what, mate.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: I have constantly been thinking that, perpetually.
• 31:27
  Speaker 9: As I've had a great, great time with the greatest
• 31:30
  Speaker 9: people and the greatest job I've ever had in my life,
• 31:33
  Speaker 9: I've been thinking, why am I leaving this done?
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah? But it's like you know what it's.
• 31:39
  Speaker 9: Like when you're like, you have a packet of chips
• 31:41
  Speaker 9: and you go, I can't eat any more of these chips.
• 31:43
  Speaker 9: So you put the little clip on the yeah, and
• 31:46
  Speaker 9: you go, why if I stopped doing? These chips are amazing?
• 31:48
  Speaker 9: And then then you try and grab them out. What's
• 31:50
  Speaker 9: going to happen with those chips? Those chips are not
• 31:52
  Speaker 9: going to be thrown out, Yes, And I won't be
• 31:54
  Speaker 9: able to open the chip packet again.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: For the joy. I just need the whole packet, Mattie,
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: and be done with it.
• 31:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah, saying, but you've got to say fourteen years arguably
• 32:02
  Speaker 9: I have eaten the whole pack I.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Think, Yeah, and it might be time for it'll be
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: great to have a new thing going on. Yeah, your
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: mates are gone and you're only upstairs and all that
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: sort of thing. But the end of an era, isn't it. Yeah.
• 32:14
  Speaker 9: Yeah, just been steering into Jeremy's eyes for for eleven
• 32:18
  Speaker 9: years on the.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Mat and Jerry Show.
• 32:20
  Speaker 9: Sure, just just.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Just I'll just miss those eyes. Yeah, yeah, give me
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: those eyes.
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: It's like when you've been in a long term relationship,
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: you spice things up a bit. Matter, you've got to
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: try something different. Yes, in the bed dream, you know.
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: And that's how I see what you're doing.
• 32:36
  Speaker 9: I know it's saying, but a strange you got to
• 32:38
  Speaker 9: take your love to town.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: And here's because you are leaving Radio Hiarchy. You are leaving.
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: I am, yes, but I'll be I'll be speaking to
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: you every day on zb you know what I mean.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: I'll be giving you a call man. Yeah, you know
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: what I mean. I know I love that station. It'll
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: be it'll be Coity j and it it'll be g
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: Lane was something horrific. Yeah, well, you know gu Lane.
• 33:01
  Speaker 9: Back in the day, he used to ring up talk
• 33:02
  Speaker 9: back for ages and he was ringing up. He'd always
• 33:04
  Speaker 9: ring up on the Harbor Bridge and deliver a shocking
• 33:07
  Speaker 9: call for practical joke to himself. And then finally someone said,
• 33:10
  Speaker 9: you're using your work phone, idiot.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: It comes up as my claim our system while he
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: was working here. Yeah, it's brilliant. Yeah, we should start
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: doing that.
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: We should start calling it to Betty's show, putting on voice.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: There's going to be you're going to get into about
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: the deluge there.
• 33:25
  Speaker 9: Well, there's the meton Jerry Facebook group, the Conclave. Yes,
• 33:29
  Speaker 9: and there's lots of threats in the conclave shringing me
• 33:32
  Speaker 9: up constantly.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Hey, look at all counts his audience. Man at the
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: I'll be heavy, You'll be happy. I'm happy to be pranked.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: I love it. Do you have it easy to deal
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: with in some of the other course.
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: Is there a fair you know, especially with talkback and
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: stuff like that, Where my god, what if no one
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: wrings me up?
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Remember Murray Murray deaker? Youles please? Yeah? Are you vaping
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: in the student No?
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: And he was saying that when he first started, he
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: just used to get all his friends and family to
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: ring up because no one was ringing up, and so
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: that was his way of getting through those.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: First few days. You just lay into league. Yeah, this
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: is what happens.
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: People say, you need to talk about League, and when
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: I do, where are the cours?
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: Okay exactly, yes, yours please, I'll tell you what we're
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: going to watch. We're going into their kids.
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: This is just for mad Heath. We're going to Portugal
• 34:24
  Speaker 6: the Man.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the darching being shown podcast.
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: Portugal The Man there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: this Thursday afternoon. We got the one and only madd
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: Heath in the studio with us. Maddie, your final show tomorrow.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: Made any any special plans that we should know about.
• 34:46
  Speaker 9: What's been happening is Jezzer and Ruder and Mashi. They
• 34:50
  Speaker 9: said to me, you don't do anything this week, right,
• 34:53
  Speaker 9: we'll surprise you. So I've kind of been a guest
• 34:55
  Speaker 9: on the show, which has been horrible actually, because I
• 34:57
  Speaker 9: like to know what's coming up. Yeah, yeah, sure, And
• 35:00
  Speaker 9: then they'll play like there's been some good times and
• 35:05
  Speaker 9: there's been some lies, and I've committed some crimes.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: So we have all been there, man. Yeah.
• 35:10
  Speaker 9: So some of the week has sort of been more
• 35:12
  Speaker 9: of a mere culper than a victory laps.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: So relitigating some of the old forgotten.
• 35:16
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and you realize after e living years only did
• 35:18
  Speaker 9: about four rep.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, It was quite interesting because I think
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: I must have started to listen to you guys really
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: early on back in the day, and it was so
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: refreshing because it was the first time I'd heard any
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: kind of radio where it was just two guys that
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: talk to each other normally, but not in a sort
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: of student radio type of way, which sucked the life
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: out of everything. There was still jokes in there, although
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: you guys didn't really laugh. I remember you guys sort
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: of thinking you might have even talked about it on here.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: You're like, oh, yeah, the audience can't hear us smiling.
• 35:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah, So we used to turn out. We used to
• 35:57
  Speaker 9: when we're laughing, we turn the MIC's off. Because Jerry
• 36:00
  Speaker 9: had come from eating media lunch, which was very dead pan,
• 36:03
  Speaker 9: he wanted to continue the dead pan on ear sure,
• 36:05
  Speaker 9: so I'd see him absolutely cracking up. But the world
• 36:08
  Speaker 9: thought we were kind of strange, soulless beasts.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Yes, what's your view on that now? But the good one,
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: Jerry is pretty kind of strange. How about this?
• 36:20
  Speaker 9: So Jeremy Wells, he hosts Sharp. Do you know what
• 36:22
  Speaker 9: he ordered his coffee in the car today?
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Is? Yeah?
• 36:28
  Speaker 9: I mean, come on, And he was just walking around
• 36:31
  Speaker 9: giggling so much. I heard cackling, and then he came
• 36:33
  Speaker 9: over and showed me, and then I couldn't stop laughing.
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Matt, what kind of person are you when it
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: comes to leaving somewhere? Are you a person who immediately
• 36:42
  Speaker 6: just your new allegiance at zib and I had fun
• 36:45
  Speaker 6: at Haduky, But that did to me now and now,
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: in fact, I want to beat Haduki and I don't
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: want to.
• 36:49
  Speaker 7: Look at this.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Can you see me getting a news dog z? How
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: many you've got a few? T you got your boys
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: names and all that.
• 37:00
  Speaker 9: I've got a good radio praying you guys, you guys
• 37:03
  Speaker 9: along with me? We all get used to'd be tramp stamps.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: How good was that tramp stamp? I don't know. Yeah,
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: that'll be hot. Yeah, a trump stamp. I mean that
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: would be funny for everyone. My wife would love that. Well, Maddie,
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: are you wrapping it up? I've got a few more
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: questions for man.
• 37:26
  Speaker 9: People, get on with it, then put me out to pasture.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Put me in the top paddic man.
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: When you think back on your vast broadcasting career, radio hurdarchy, obviously,
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: there are certain moments that come to mind. Yeah, once
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: your most fondest. What are you most proud of?
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: That's a great question. I think.
• 37:45
  Speaker 9: It's the it's the hilarity of it, right, which is
• 37:49
  Speaker 9: a cross between the whole thing and and it's like
• 37:51
  Speaker 9: I'm trying to cross the word hilarity. It's the good times.
• 37:55
  Speaker 9: It's the people, you know, it's this. This sounds trite,
• 37:58
  Speaker 9: but it is actually the peace people. Sure, and generally speaking,
• 38:02
  Speaker 9: I might not surprise. I forget that there's any listeners. Yeah,
• 38:05
  Speaker 9: and sometimes there haven't been any, but I forget there are,
• 38:08
  Speaker 9: and it's just me talking to some buddies.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: And then I see you guys around, and it just
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: it just feels like a great team. It feels like
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: it feels like a social group about you. But you
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: can My feeling is you can come in here and
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: you've got all these streetses that sort of come from
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: everywhere else, sort of the things happening in the world,
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: things that happen and other parts of your life and
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: family and all those sorts of things. But when I
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: come and hear pretty quickly, I get to inflect all
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: my misery on these days. But in all honestly, I
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: am laughing my ass off really quickly, and it's always
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: the highlight of my day.
• 38:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah, well, especially through COVID when everyone was locked in
• 38:45
  Speaker 9: their homes and we got to come and sit around
• 38:48
  Speaker 9: and talk.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: With some mates every day.
• 38:50
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, man, I felt grateful for that, and also
• 38:54
  Speaker 9: I couldn't understand why we were considered were deemed essential services.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: Really me talking about what was really funny about that
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: whole COVID time was, you know, the three of us
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: would the three of us would turn up, you know,
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: it'd just be the three of us and the producer
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: or whatever and the name what was his name?
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Joe? Joe.
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: And then all of a sudden, as everyone started coming
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: back to work, and it was like, who are these people?
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: Go out of my space?
• 39:25
  Speaker 9: I hadn't hit Messha's girlfriend came to see us on
• 39:27
  Speaker 9: the first day that people were allowed back, and I
• 39:29
  Speaker 9: hadn't smelt a woman in so long, and I smelt
• 39:31
  Speaker 9: her before she before.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: She she knew you were there. Yeah. Well I was
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: hiding behind her the coat wreck as she walked past,
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: because I knew a woman was coming in. No, no,
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: but the perfume of a woman. Yeah, it was so weird.
• 39:45
  Speaker 9: And then and then all these people started coming into
• 39:47
  Speaker 9: our space. He's like, what are you doing?
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: Can I ask one last genuine question? Yes, are you
• 39:55
  Speaker 6: prepared for the amount of work that ZIB could be
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: compared to this cushy ho Ducki. Well, it's interesting that
• 40:02
  Speaker 6: day because I've been in neutral for a number of years.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: Now you are first. I'm not going to go past
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: first gear, but you know what I mean. It's like
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: I've just been.
• 40:12
  Speaker 9: Sitting there just saying the same jokes from Reworker.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: We all do it.
• 40:20
  Speaker 9: Yeah, talk for a while and say you seem busy,
• 40:22
  Speaker 9: I'll let you go, you know, bless blessed, blessed, which
• 40:25
  Speaker 9: interestingly I got the saying blessedly spece which I say
• 40:28
  Speaker 9: much from cy Bonnett, who on because I was once
• 40:31
  Speaker 9: listening to his show and he said bless blea spest
• 40:33
  Speaker 9: to someone.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: I thought that's quite a full thing to say. I
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: say it on the radio the next day said it,
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: and now it's doing it on news talk. Yeah great stuff.
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: Well man, listen mate, you're a legend and you're going
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: to be hugely missed around here obviously, but I can
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: see you coming down and popping in all the time.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: Anyway, It's not like we, you know, really separating. I'll
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: be sitting out there vaping, and baby, your co host
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: is going to be stoked to see more and more
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: of you. You just pop it anytime. You will be thrilled.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: I already hate them already all the best. You're going
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: to go great guns. It's going to be huge. And
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: this is genuine love you guys. I love your show.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: I love you guys, and I'll continue listening as a fan.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: Keez is going to do a hacker for you now. Man, Okay, well,
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: I've seen a pretty big one recently.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: So you've got the Hilarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: and Keyzy.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: Tune in four on Radio Faith No more there on
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. Now, the census has been released,
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: so we're going to have a bit of Census chat
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: after six o'clock, which will be great. I love census.
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: It's good, it's really good. Also, what's on the TV
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: with Mike Mono? Now, something special about this one. Mowgi
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: last night promised that he was going to watch something
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: last night, so he had an absolute doozy for What's
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: on the TV with me?
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Mike, Man, won't be letting you down.
• 41:54
  Speaker 6: The quote was, look, Fellas, I'm really I'm sorry. I
• 41:57
  Speaker 6: haven't been watching enough TV. So today I'm going to
• 41:59
  Speaker 6: go home and watch something good because I'm sick of
• 42:00
  Speaker 6: just coming in and saying I watched Seinfeld.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: Make sure you tune in.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: It's going to be excellent all that after Sex the
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: whole Achy Big Show with Mike and Key.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hod Ike.
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: Welcome back your miss of Backbones. Hope Thursday's going along
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: very nicely. Indeed, you're listening to the Big Show brought
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: to you by Tilly and in regards to that TWI,
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: you're bringing back their world famous billboard too. So you've
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: got some ideas that you think might work for a
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: toy billboard. Text us now on three four eight three
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: and more up the chain.
• 42:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, the higher up. Yeah, it's quite a
• 42:36
  Speaker 6: few tics actually coming through. Oh yes, which is great.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: What's an example of one.
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: I'd love to see pugsn saunter out of my sister's
• 42:45
  Speaker 6: room carrying eleven Connie Rappers. Yeah right, okay, good on
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: pug Sons. Filthy man, that's not good. Hoidy J only
• 42:55
  Speaker 6: catches adult snapper. Yeah right, got it. His wife is
• 43:02
  Speaker 6: coming back, So we'll run all these other flags.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: There must be one that puts the boot into old
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Keysy there.
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: It doesn't seem to be one that you know, it
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: doesn't seem to their man. Nah, okay, I'll search what
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: you guys talk about the podcast outro if you want.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Okay then, and the podcast The intro is a podcast
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: that we do. You've all heard of it. It's one
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: of the top podcasts in the country. Actually it is.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: It hasn't won any awards, but that's the thing with awards,
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: it's mostly politics. Joe said, I don't really do it
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: for the awards, man, more just because the people love
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: it and they've been frothing about today. I mean, I'm
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: being stopped a lot and asked, you know, when's the
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: next podcast coming out? And I'm like, daily, you idiot,
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: you know, Monday and Fridays. Yeah, and there's a special
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: one that comes out on Sunday called Cold Cats. That's
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: the name that old Pugson came up with. Do you
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: mind keys In and Jason talking about you? I found podcast?
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was great.
• 44:06
  Speaker 6: I might try something different for dinner other than Porkmant's.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, it was very good. Is today's clip. It's
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: about the throbber who cares how hard. The theme is
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: as long as you can loosely every time, just chill
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: over the thing with fury and rage. Yeah, sailor on
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: a boat's got nothing to do with the ocean. Apparently,
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: I thought I thought the theme was fishing. Things got
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: pretty heated there, fellas.
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: Just just in terms of the throw, we're going to
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: be a bit more relaxed about it tomorrow.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: We're going to chill out. Brother, you're a young man.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: It's just winning means so much to.
• 44:49
  Speaker 6: I love being told to chill out by you too.
• 44:53
  Speaker 6: I will chill out tomorrow. The theme is Matt Heath,
• 44:56
  Speaker 6: so it's quite a loose theme.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty loose. He's loose af.
• 45:01
  Speaker 6: So it can pretty much be anything, really, as long
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: as vaguely adjacent to manhea.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, so it should be all good feels. I'm excited.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Should be sweet yeah.
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: Man hey, just before we go to Toolschism, can I just
• 45:13
  Speaker 6: say one thing taism Game of two halves on tonight,
• 45:18
  Speaker 6: Sky right is captaining for the.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Captain Edmund. So you're the head of the Edmund man. No, no, no,
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: I finally recognize you for all the great Edmund that
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: you do on the hod Act Big Show, and they've
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: given you Captain Edmund responsibility. That is yeah. Yeah, applaud
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: that keysy what kick.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: The whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: and Keezy.
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: I took monkeys there on the radio. Hold Archie Big
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: Show this Thursday afternoon. Now the census has been released,
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: such time for it. But wow, census chack do we
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: have a sting for that?
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Keezy? Ah?
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know you love your stats, magie. What stands
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: out for you the most other.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: Than sorry, carry on? So there's a bit of a
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: cigarette chat in here, and that's that's what's caught my eye. Brother.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: Cigarette smoking continued to decrease from the rates reported in
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: two thousand and eighteen. That's when the last census was.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: That's good. The proportion of the adult is it? Is it? Keasy?
• 46:34
  Speaker 10: No?
• 46:34
  Speaker 6: I mean it was good that it was. The last
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: census was in twenty eighteen.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: Well, put man, the proportion of the adult population smoked
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: one or more cigarettes a day almost half since the
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: twenty thirteen census. Oh that's good. Are you guys getting
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: this yeah. Man. In two thousand and twenty three, seven
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: point seven percent of the population were regular smokers, compared
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: with fifteen point one in twenty thirteen. That's that's pretty good.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: It's not bad, is it. Yeah? Tasmand had the lowest
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: proportion of regular smokers at six point three percent. Well,
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: because he had the highest at twelve percent. Northland has
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: the highest proportion of X smokers at thirty two point
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: eight percent. In Auckland had the highest proportion of adults
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: who had never smoked regularly, at seventy three point six percent.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know though, because under this who smoked one
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: or more cigarettes to day? By that I would not
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: be regarded as a smoker. No, because I only smoked
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: when I'm on the hammer, right, So that's probably incorrect. Well,
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: it doesn't capture the full picture, does it.
• 47:39
  Speaker 6: Keezy right, So saying yes, would you smoke more than
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: a pack a month?
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 47:46
  Speaker 6: Yes, so maybe that should be maybe we send it
• 47:48
  Speaker 6: up the flagpole. All right, we'll put that up the chain.
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: I'm going to be captured either every now and then.
• 47:53
  Speaker 6: He likes a dart, but I don't think i'd record.
• 47:55
  Speaker 6: I don't think i'd define him as a smoker. That's
• 47:57
  Speaker 6: not what defines that.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know if he does and darts.
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: Well, funnily enough, when I dropped him off at his
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: house the other day, he went smashed three daries in
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: the car.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Yes, he does like darts. He's all about it.
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: So many patches he's got. Yeah, that's really interesting.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: But it is really interesting. But I think they'll go
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: the smoking rates will go up again now because people
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: are sort of gapment softer, aren't they. They're not putting
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: the prices up, sure, I think they're giving away free
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: darts actually, oh wow, yeah. Yeah.
• 48:28
  Speaker 6: And you were saying as well that vaping now is
• 48:31
  Speaker 6: so addictive that it's almost easy to give up darts,
• 48:34
  Speaker 6: and it is vaping some.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: Of the people. Oh yeah, well the vac vaping is
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: not captured here. But certainly for me to give up vaping,
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: I started smoking again, which is weird because usually people
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: use the vape.
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: A bit of an announcement on that I'm going to
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: give up the darts, are you man?
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Man, well, after all this time and you've been
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: so dedicated to it, I don't know. Actually that's a
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: good idea for you, especially with everything you got going on. Yeah,
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: I'm going to do Fellers. Okay, what day are you talking?
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: Twenty twenty seven.
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: Right, so you've got still work two and a half
• 49:05
  Speaker 6: years of hard duck.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: Well, good on you. Twenty twenty eight.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: The Wholarchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, BC boys there on the radio. Ho racky
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: big show this Thursday evening.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: Let's talk Telly.
• 49:25
  Speaker 9: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
• 49:31
  Speaker 7: Yes, yes, we're going to keep doing that.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay for ever. Everyone loves it. Everyone last night
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: and more Jen Then, so there you go. Yet's gutting
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: because you were going to.
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah you said, you said that. Now I'm going to
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: go home and I'm going to watch something tonight.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I did instead, I'll tell you
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: what I didn't see it. I worked and then all
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: so I helped my wife pack to go away, okay,
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: And that was that, And that took till ten o'clock
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: and then I had a shocking sleep. All right, all right, Jason?
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: Happy now? Man? Then I grew this pimple? Why did
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: you That's like you spent quite a bit of time
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: on that. Did you help her pack? Her things. No, Look,
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: i'll be honest with you. I didn't, right, I was
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: in bed. Well, she was doing it because she said
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: she didn't want any help from me. Sure, which is fine,
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: And she goes, I'm going to go and pack. I said, sweet,
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: I'm going to do some work. So I was in
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: the office. I came in an hour later. There was
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: not a single single item in the suitcase. Right. I
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: don't know what she'd been doing for an hour, but
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: it wasn't packing her bag. So then there we were
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: still at square one. Nothing packed. Yeah, yeah, well she
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: was at square one. I was in bed. Yeah. I
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: watched sester Wives last night with a polygamous family. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: Eight man.
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: It's because it's everyone's falling apart and there's divorces.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: Going on and all the wives are sort of at
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: each other's strokes. Is this one you've come back to?
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've come back to it, back to it because
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: my wife's been watching it and everything is disintegrating and
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: they all kind of hate the husband now and they're
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: all going and it's quite entertaining to watch then disintegrate. Yes, sure,
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: and put it on TV.
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: Can I just read a text here? Fellas just three
• 51:32
  Speaker 6: four eight three. For the love of God, can KIZI
• 51:34
  Speaker 6: please not talk about Treasure Island again today?
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good chat for me.
• 51:39
  Speaker 6: You can take their tics and shove it, because I
• 51:41
  Speaker 6: watched another episode of it last night, and you remember
• 51:44
  Speaker 6: how I brought up that I didn't like the female actresses,
• 51:47
  Speaker 6: the two that were on. They were both very annoying.
• 51:50
  Speaker 6: They are now both gone, which is excellent.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: Do you think that was because of what you said
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: last night? Wow? The power of you know, you were
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: the power of the segment to be honest with you.
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, putting knives and and saying how terrible they were,
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: and all of a sudden they are annoying. You said
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: they were the worst thing that they you've ever seen
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: on that show?
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: The worst thing since Uncut Bread? Did I say that? Yeah? Man,
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: did I say that weird thing about Uncut Bread? And
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: now lo and behold keys, they're no longer on the show.
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: They were probably relying on the money from that show
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: to sort of feed their family.
• 52:19
  Speaker 6: How's come they got bennd they just got eliminated because
• 52:22
  Speaker 6: they've basically got this little actors alliance up against White Hongy,
• 52:26
  Speaker 6: who's running this other alliance with people who are actually
• 52:28
  Speaker 6: good at the challenges, yeah, because they're annoying.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: They were just like keep putting them up and so
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: now you see, which is quite funny. If I was
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: on that.
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: Show, I'd be good at the challengers and good at
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: the sort of actory stuff too.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so i'd have two alliances. Jayce God, I hate
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: that show. I would love for you to go on
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: that show.
• 52:49
  Speaker 6: I'd love to go on it as well. I'd love
• 52:51
  Speaker 6: for us three to be on it.
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that would be quite good because i'd get
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: the knives out for you straight away on so good Ah.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: You know the song, no, I do you know it? Man?
• 53:07
  Speaker 6: It's bon Jovi. It's bon Jovi. He's got it right,
• 53:09
  Speaker 6: bon Jovi. That was the first challenge you failed. You're out,
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: You're off the Island.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: And Kissy Jet there on the Radio hod Archy Big
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: Show this Thursday evening.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: Now you're acol. On yesterday's show, maybe.
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: We were talking to old stick men from Peckinsay Fellows. Yeah,
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: I mean offered the listeners out there the opportunity to
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: get a stick man tattoo.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: Well, that's right.
• 53:34
  Speaker 6: We were chatting tattoos, and then obviously when you think
• 53:37
  Speaker 6: of tattoos you think of pugsn and hiss ones that
• 53:39
  Speaker 6: sort of don't really make sense.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: He stick Man actually offered.
• 53:43
  Speaker 6: He was like, oh yeah, has anyone out there want
• 53:45
  Speaker 6: to get a stick Man tattoo? And then we were
• 53:47
  Speaker 6: all like, I know who should get one?
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: Old pugs aren't?
• 53:50
  Speaker 10: Is that way he brought me in here?
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because clearly you don't care what sort of tattoo
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: you get stapled onto your skin there, and so we thought,
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: of any one's going to do it, it's going to
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: be you pugs.
• 54:01
  Speaker 6: So how do you feel about that? Because obviously they
• 54:03
  Speaker 6: must make your day right, just another random tattoo free
• 54:05
  Speaker 6: tats makes.
• 54:07
  Speaker 10: Me feel really good that you guys see my tattoos
• 54:09
  Speaker 10: in that kind of light.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: Sure?
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: Can I ask where you're going to get the stick
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: Man tattoo? Put Pugsnyea? I was going to say on
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: your neck would be good?
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: On my neck? Yeah?
• 54:19
  Speaker 10: Well, I was thinking maybe somewhere a little more central.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh, one of your meat petty nipples could
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: be the head of I would describe his nipples as
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: sticky beef, sticky beef nipples. Right, he's one of the
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: sticky beef nipples as the head. You know what I mean?
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: It's true pugs or yeah, what do you think, Mike?
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: I think it could be like the sticky beef nipple. Actually,
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: you could tune both of the nipples because they are big,
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: into like a push bike and then you could have
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: stick Man riding the bike the wheel.
• 55:02
  Speaker 7: The wheel.
• 55:04
  Speaker 10: Would be on view across my chest there.
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: To be for You're right, they're very big nipples. They're
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: like source sticky and beef. It's going to be it's
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: going to be. It's going to be like your teaer
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: trucky that's right, Mai.
• 55:21
  Speaker 6: And what it does is it takes like what is
• 55:23
  Speaker 6: traditionally you know, because you've got the moth tatoo there
• 55:25
  Speaker 6: and you've got the mess of sticky beef nipples. It'll
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: turn what is my son might think is a bit
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: of an iceore into something quite like almost an anecdote like, hey,
• 55:33
  Speaker 6: have you seen stick Man riding my bicycle?
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: Do you want to see that? Yeah?
• 55:38
  Speaker 10: And people be like, yeah, I think I would have
• 55:40
  Speaker 10: preferred if this was Connie Chair.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: If I'm honest, okay, well, yeah, I mean we can
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: do it.
• 55:45
  Speaker 10: No, we're not doing it. I mean we're not doing that.
• 55:47
  Speaker 10: I'd just rather do that.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: But you are prepared to get the tattoo though, is
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: that correct?
• 55:51
  Speaker 10: I'm not prepared to get it at all, jays, but'll
• 55:54
  Speaker 10: we signed you up to get it. Okay, that's great.
• 55:57
  Speaker 6: It's just that stick Man yea quite full on and
• 56:00
  Speaker 6: so he's like, someone better get this tattoo.
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I can do that, and I think Maggie nailed it.
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: It's going to be stick Man riding your sticky beef
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: nips on his.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: Nip tricycle bicycles.
• 56:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so we'll see that up a Pugs. Yeah sounds good.
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: Cool mancking Big show podcast, Well the go your mad Barstards.
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: That's your Thursday show, done and dusted.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: Big day tomorrow and radio. We had the great to
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: Matt Heathan just before his final day.
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: It's going to be quite an emotional day at the station.
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: And I understand you two fellas and Pugs are planning
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: after our show tomorrow to carry on with it.
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so we'll be in early tomorrow. Myself and Mike
• 57:01
  Speaker 6: will be a part of the show. Think it's gonna
• 57:03
  Speaker 6: be a whole heap of people here for Matt's last
• 57:04
  Speaker 6: show six till nine, a historic day on the station.
• 57:08
  Speaker 6: And then, yes, very much so. I think in the
• 57:10
  Speaker 6: afternoon I'll be joining in, come back, we'll do the show,
• 57:13
  Speaker 6: and then we'll join back and again later on. So
• 57:15
  Speaker 6: he might be in a bit of a it might
• 57:16
  Speaker 6: be a busy day tomorrow.
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: It's going He's going to be a busy day. Yeah,
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: So in early night for you tonight, I hope make
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: I'm going.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: To go home man, and well I'm not actually I'm
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: going to go to the gym, and then I'm going
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: to watch the Vince McMahon documentary. Good. Do you know
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: what I mean? Yes, it's a wrestling documentary which I
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: can put on the main TV in the house and
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: watch it without any discussion because my wife is with me. Yeah. Key,
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: what are you up to you mate? Tonight? Soun's great.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I'm doing. No, go go on.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to get a beat here. I had a
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: really terrible sleep last I had a terrible sleep last night.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: Can I actually tell you what I'm talking about about?
• 57:56
  Speaker 10: The show?
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: We did?
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: Ye, I'm going to be early because I had a
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: terrible sleep last night. Yeah, it really starts tomorrow and
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: you got a big data. I've got a big dat tomorrow,
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: Jase White, You're going to be there, man, it seems
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: pretty ship.
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: Unfortunately, I'm filming a show which I can't talk about.
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: Show is a Cool Time Sex thirty am out in
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: way Malku Right, I'm not looking forward to that.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: But the comedy, I am no, that is the show
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: you're filming? Comedy? Not really?
• 58:23
  Speaker 6: No, it's not a the's got some comedy in it, right,
• 58:26
  Speaker 6: has got any mystery, isn't it?
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: Man? Yeah, it's got a bit of mystery. Has it
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: got any wood? It's been like snapped or broken? Sure?
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: That sounds fun? Yeah man. But I'll be in hopefully
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: by about mit dash and the party still go and
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: I'll do it and then see see you later see
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: its six ams more over, Met's final show