Latest / Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne / 986 - Match Me Abroad (s2e1) "Let the Flames Begin" with Keisha
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- 0:14Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade Prime. It's Monday, and
- 0:17Speaker 1: we got a brand new show on TLC to talk about.
- 0:21Speaker 1: To Match Me Abroad, Season two, Episode one, Let the
- 0:25Speaker 1: Flames begin. I'm here with Keisha. We're gonna do Yep,
- 0:29Speaker 1: We're gonna do.
- 0:30Speaker 2: You know.
- 0:31Speaker 1: I am here in my little office at the beach,
- 0:35Speaker 1: which is about to move, and I got my caffeine
- 0:40Speaker 1: energy pills here, which reminds me Kisha. So you guys,
- 0:45Speaker 1: if you're on this level, then you may have heard Keisha. Well, no,
- 0:47Speaker 1: it was on the where it was it was the Virgins,
- 0:53Speaker 1: So it was on the free feet. Was it on
- 0:55Speaker 1: the free fee when I stroked out?
- 0:57Speaker 2: Or was it the valley? Ooh you know what it
- 1:01Speaker 2: was the valley? Yeah, you're right, yeah yeah.
- 1:04Speaker 1: So a listener wrote me in the like here in
- 1:07Speaker 1: the last couple of days and said that when all
- 1:09Speaker 1: of a sudden I couldn't see it out on my
- 1:10Speaker 1: left eye. She said, you definitely were having a migraine
- 1:14Speaker 1: with auras, and then that's why you got nauseas and
- 1:17Speaker 1: it lasted a week.
- 1:19Speaker 2: Because but I will tell you that.
- 1:24Speaker 1: A couple of days ago I'd had no caffeine all
- 1:26Speaker 1: day because I had this back injection blah blah blah blah.
- 1:29Speaker 1: I just never had any coffee and I did have
- 1:31Speaker 1: one of the viter energy caffeine and I was totally fine.
- 1:37Speaker 3: Yeah, it was the two coasts of coffee and then
- 1:40Speaker 3: you sit that thirty minutes later.
- 1:42Speaker 2: I sure did, sure did too much.
- 1:45Speaker 1: So for anybody who had to hear that, I'm fine,
- 1:47Speaker 1: but I literally the nausea is just now getting better.
- 1:50Speaker 2: And it's been over a week. That is so crazy.
- 1:55Speaker 2: I know.
- 1:55Speaker 1: It was nuts, and so I was glad the listener
- 1:57Speaker 1: wrote me to say, like, you were definitely having a
- 1:59Speaker 1: my going with an aura because it was those like
- 2:02Speaker 1: circles on the left side where I couldn't I had
- 2:04Speaker 1: like turned so I could see out of my right.
- 2:06Speaker 2: It was wild. I don't forget it, never forget.
- 2:09Speaker 3: I was like, this bitch is trying to go blind
- 2:11Speaker 3: right out in the middle of a show. What am
- 2:13Speaker 3: I supposed to do other than keep talking.
- 2:17Speaker 1: Nine one line Alexandria Virginia.
- 2:20Speaker 3: But until y'all get here, we're just still gonna keep
- 2:22Speaker 3: doing this show.
- 2:23Speaker 2: We got to keep recording.
- 2:24Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh my god. Well let's talk about
- 2:28Speaker 1: this new show. Initial thoughts, Uh, I like so far.
- 2:36Speaker 2: Now this is just the first episode. Yes, I like.
- 2:39Speaker 3: The three people that they have better than the group
- 2:43Speaker 3: they had last season.
- 2:45Speaker 1: And I like that it's just three people because last
- 2:47Speaker 1: year we had four or five.
- 2:50Speaker 3: Yeah, and let's sty're gonna bring them in on a
- 2:53Speaker 3: different episode.
- 2:54Speaker 1: Maybe, but all the pictures we've seen have been these.
- 3:00Speaker 1: There might be one more girl from New York that's
- 3:04Speaker 1: coming in.
- 3:06Speaker 2: But I do like this group better. I do.
- 3:09Speaker 1: I don't feel that it's quite as maybe fake as
- 3:11Speaker 1: it was with that other group.
- 3:14Speaker 2: Uh.
- 3:16Speaker 3: I don't know yet. I don't, Okay, Okay, Okay, Well
- 3:21Speaker 3: we'll see. I wish we'd I wish we had like
- 3:24Speaker 3: an update for what happened to all those other singles.
- 3:28Speaker 3: I hooked up with someone or you know, I followed
- 3:32Speaker 3: Natalie on Instagram.
- 3:36Speaker 2: Can remind me which one she is because that's been
- 3:38Speaker 2: a real Oh, the beautiful Indian girl who went to.
- 3:42Speaker 3: It was a Spanish country, and I kept saying that
- 3:44Speaker 3: her one true love was the guy who was driving
- 3:46Speaker 3: her around.
- 3:47Speaker 1: Okay, I interviewed her and she told me she would
- 3:51Speaker 1: she had she had applied for ninety day fiance. That's
- 3:53Speaker 1: how Initially TLC found her because she applied for ninety
- 3:55Speaker 1: day Fiance, but that she and her fiance broke up. Okay, Natalie,
- 3:58Speaker 1: she was yes, yes, yes, yes, she was a very
- 4:00Speaker 1: restrictive family. Yeah, and she totally was not like that.
- 4:04Speaker 1: So her Instagram, I had not.
- 4:07Speaker 3: Seen her with anyone else, Okay, I take that back.
- 4:11Speaker 3: She was dating someone, okay, but I don't think they're
- 4:14Speaker 3: still together.
- 4:16Speaker 1: And then who was the girl that was from Jackson, Mississippi.
- 4:19Speaker 2: It was like.
- 4:21Speaker 1: Her name, I'm not gonna say it right, it literally
- 4:27Speaker 1: was a word that looked like stank, but it wasn't stank.
- 4:31Speaker 3: Sh Shanika, it was shit, I know what you're talking about.
- 4:36Speaker 1: But it looks like it looked like stank, but it
- 4:38Speaker 1: wasn't stank.
- 4:41Speaker 2: Okay, Nika. And I can't remember her name.
- 4:45Speaker 1: She had the guy that was like from Turkey or
- 4:47Speaker 1: each of not was like the mother guy. And then
- 4:50Speaker 1: she said that he was coming to visit her in Jackson.
- 4:52Speaker 1: So I don't know if I mean I followed her
- 4:54Speaker 1: for a while. Maybe I still don't, Okay.
- 4:57Speaker 3: She used to be very very vocal on the groups.
- 5:01Speaker 3: Uh huh uh huh, like anytime someone made a comment
- 5:04Speaker 3: there she was.
- 5:05Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my gosh, do you work? Like how
- 5:07Speaker 2: are you always one here making comments? She's weird, remember, yeah, and.
- 5:11Speaker 3: You're telling us everything except like are you and this
- 5:14Speaker 3: guy still together or not?
- 5:16Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 5:16Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Well she's trying to build up her social
- 5:18Speaker 1: media following. And then okay, Kesha, before I completely forget.
- 5:22Speaker 1: This has nothing to do with this show. This is
- 5:24Speaker 1: a sidebar, as we do. Dallas Cowboys chair leader started.
- 5:28Speaker 1: Have you started watching it?
- 5:30Speaker 2: Uh? Huh? Did you start watching it? Yeah? You did? Okay,
- 5:34Speaker 2: you were like, I'm not done.
- 5:36Speaker 1: Oh, but you were like, yeah, I'm on like episode two.
- 5:39Speaker 1: I'm on episode three. Did you see an episode? Is
- 5:42Speaker 1: episode two when they do the makeovers? No, I haven't
- 5:46Speaker 1: gotten there yet, so it must be three, okay, because
- 5:48Speaker 1: there's a whole section about it.
- 5:50Speaker 2: Or maybe I didn't finish episode two.
- 5:53Speaker 3: Igot about an episode and a half in there, so
- 5:55Speaker 3: you may be great, that may be the makeover one.
- 5:58Speaker 1: So when they go to do the makeovers, So there's
- 6:00Speaker 1: the one black girl who's like the team leader who's
- 6:03Speaker 1: been there for a long time. Her name is like
- 6:05Speaker 1: Amari maybe Amara Carmani Rmani Rmani. She she has full alopecia,
- 6:14Speaker 1: like she's Philly bald, and all her stuff is wigs. Yeah,
- 6:17Speaker 1: and they and they show the whole process, and I'm
- 6:20Speaker 1: like wow. And then there's another girl on there that's
- 6:23Speaker 1: like a rookie that's they're spending so much time on her,
- 6:26Speaker 1: which I have to assume she makes the team, but
- 6:28Speaker 1: I don't know. And she has always had all these
- 6:32Speaker 1: tracks in her hair and stuff because they have to
- 6:33Speaker 1: flip their hair.
- 6:34Speaker 2: Around so much.
- 6:35Speaker 1: Right, and the wig lady comes in and like cuts
- 6:39Speaker 1: all the tracks and everything out of her and shows
- 6:41Speaker 1: her how to wear a wig, and she's so happy
- 6:43Speaker 1: and she loves it. I was fascinated because they have
- 6:46Speaker 1: a person now that specifically is for these black women
- 6:50Speaker 1: and their hair so that they don't have to like
- 6:52Speaker 1: go to the white lady salon and they don't nobody
- 6:54Speaker 1: knows how to deal with their hair, and then take
- 6:59Speaker 1: her on stage this like sowing the wigs and stuff.
- 7:02Speaker 3: Yeah, that's awesome that they finally, ye are doing that,
- 7:06Speaker 3: because whenever they I used to watch the TV series, right,
- 7:11Speaker 3: and I would always hate it on like this poor
- 7:13Speaker 3: black girl, it's not gonna have any hair. She's got
- 7:15Speaker 3: this person who knows nothing about textured hair, you know
- 7:19Speaker 3: what I mean, like from that, and sometimes the girls
- 7:22Speaker 3: would come in and leave out looking the same exact
- 7:24Speaker 3: way because the person just did not know how to
- 7:26Speaker 3: do their hair and they just.
- 7:28Speaker 2: Basically washed it, washed it. So yes, I am very
- 7:31Speaker 2: glad that they're doing that.
- 7:32Speaker 3: And also I was surprised to see that during the
- 7:35Speaker 3: season when it was Alopecia Awareness Month, she performed without
- 7:39Speaker 3: her wig.
- 7:40Speaker 2: She did, she did, She's so pretty.
- 7:43Speaker 1: She tells the story on this episode about when it
- 7:47Speaker 1: started and she got it from her dad and now
- 7:50Speaker 1: her dad, you know, has all the guilt for giving
- 7:53Speaker 1: her the gene. It was really, it was really, it
- 7:56Speaker 1: was very I was so interested in the lady that
- 7:58Speaker 1: was the wig maker that was there on staff. It
- 8:00Speaker 1: was literally getting hair and a wig cap and going
- 8:03Speaker 1: to a sewing machine.
- 8:04Speaker 3: I was like, wow, yeah, I've had wigs made for
- 8:08Speaker 3: me where they had they did the same thing. I mean,
- 8:11Speaker 3: here's the hair that I want, can you make me
- 8:13Speaker 3: a wig. I've had like a couple of wigs made
- 8:15Speaker 3: like that.
- 8:16Speaker 2: Uh. But yeah, it was.
- 8:18Speaker 1: It was incredible and I'm really they spend a huge
- 8:20Speaker 1: amount of time on it.
- 8:21Speaker 2: So I liked it a lot. I liked it a lot.
- 8:24Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you about it, and then my
- 8:26Speaker 1: question for you is, with all the hair fielding they
- 8:29Speaker 1: have to do, how do they make it so it
- 8:32Speaker 1: doesn't fly off? Because you know, I never won a wig,
- 8:35Speaker 1: so I don't know.
- 8:36Speaker 3: Right, so, I don't know if they're doing the tape,
- 8:41Speaker 3: which is like to a double sided tape that it's
- 8:44Speaker 3: taped on here and then taped on to the.
- 8:46Speaker 2: Wig, which a lot of drag coins do that.
- 8:49Speaker 1: It's like a headband they put on and then they
- 8:51Speaker 1: put the wig bandits.
- 8:53Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they can either do it that way
- 8:56Speaker 3: or unless I don't know how they would do it,
- 8:58Speaker 3: but they could use the wig glue, but they will
- 9:01Speaker 3: also have to use it in the back.
- 9:03Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm not sure.
- 9:04Speaker 3: I'll have to see, like you know, which way they're
- 9:06Speaker 3: doing it, but there's ways to do it.
- 9:07Speaker 2: If you want hair in your head, you can get
- 9:10Speaker 2: some hair in your head and it not moved. Well,
- 9:12Speaker 2: I guess.
- 9:13Speaker 1: I think about all those drag queens and they're like
- 9:15Speaker 1: rolling on the floor even more than this.
- 9:16Speaker 3: Turning flips and this this, and that. They primarily use
- 9:20Speaker 3: the tape. I'm just glad that they have finally taken
- 9:23Speaker 3: notes from what people have been saying all these years about,
- 9:27Speaker 3: you know, their process, the makeovers and because they all
- 9:31Speaker 3: want them to be so cookie cutter and they're not,
- 9:35Speaker 3: you know what I mean, So kudos for them. Kelly
- 9:39Speaker 3: did not get any work done. I say, I apologize
- 9:42Speaker 3: to Kelly. I thought after she saw herself last season
- 9:45Speaker 3: she was gonna have work done, but she did not,
- 9:48Speaker 3: And good for her.
- 9:49Speaker 2: She shouldn't have to Kelly.
- 9:52Speaker 1: He's done as her neck on her neck yeaheah, that's.
- 9:55Speaker 3: It feels so pretty, very very very pretty lame. So yeah,
- 10:00Speaker 3: it's money she makes.
- 10:01Speaker 1: Yeah, it's interesting now going into three or four whatever
- 10:04Speaker 1: episode I'm on, because I was watching it last night
- 10:06Speaker 1: and finally I was just like, I have to turn
- 10:07Speaker 1: this off. I got to go to bed. Is when
- 10:11Speaker 1: they're starting, they're about to the people that have been
- 10:13Speaker 1: selected for the team. Some of the ogs are like,
- 10:17Speaker 1: we need to do a contract crenegotiation. I mean, some
- 10:20Speaker 1: of these girls have three and four jobs in addition
- 10:23Speaker 1: to and you see them and all the work they're doing,
- 10:26Speaker 1: You're like, this is a full time job, and you
- 10:28Speaker 1: also work all day at a plastic surgery center, and
- 10:30Speaker 1: then you come home and do roll calls for like
- 10:34Speaker 1: an insurance company, geez.
- 10:37Speaker 2: And then we know.
- 10:38Speaker 3: How much money the Cowboys as an institution make and
- 10:42Speaker 3: it's so ridiculous amount of money and a.
- 10:45Speaker 2: Lot of they said they.
- 10:46Speaker 1: I was just listening to Kate Casey and christ Rosa
- 10:48Speaker 1: as we were starting this. They have an episode about
- 10:50Speaker 1: the first episode, and they were saying that seventeen million
- 10:55Speaker 1: more people came last year to these games to see
- 10:58Speaker 1: the cheerleaders they pulled, and they were there to see
- 11:00Speaker 1: the cheerleader or nothing because the team's not that great,
- 11:02Speaker 1: believe it.
- 11:03Speaker 3: Yeah no, And I tell you what, some of the
- 11:07Speaker 3: most die hard fans are Dallas Cowboys fans. No matter
- 11:12Speaker 3: how many times they lose, They're like, wa, damn boys,
- 11:15Speaker 3: Way damn boys. I mean, they are like committed to it.
- 11:19Speaker 3: They don't care. They like cry for them, they cry
- 11:22Speaker 3: with them, but they're like, that is America's team. I'm
- 11:24Speaker 3: just like, well is losing because if that's the team,
- 11:29Speaker 3: they are constantly losing, so well.
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- 13:23Speaker 1: let's talk about these people, all right. So we're gonna
- 13:25Speaker 1: start speaking to Texas. So we're gonna start with Amber
- 13:28Speaker 1: from Fort Worth, Texas. Okay, Yes, I love Amber.
- 13:34Speaker 2: Does she bug you? Do you? Or do you like her?
- 13:38Speaker 2: I like her?
- 13:39Speaker 3: She would she reminds me of one of my friends,
- 13:42Speaker 3: especially that laugh.
- 13:44Speaker 2: Uh huh. I'm like, oh my gosh. She reminds me
- 13:46Speaker 2: so much of Missy. But when I saw her on
- 13:49Speaker 2: the date, she bugged.
- 13:51Speaker 1: Me, Oh okay, because she was like, oh, like too
- 13:55Speaker 1: into it, like that.
- 13:56Speaker 3: She what's the girl from versions? I fall in love
- 14:00Speaker 3: with the first kiss. I feel like Amber's gonna kind
- 14:02Speaker 3: of be like.
- 14:03Speaker 2: That as well.
- 14:03Speaker 1: That's a great point. That's a great point. Yes, yeah,
- 14:07Speaker 1: and that's what bugs me.
- 14:09Speaker 2: I was true.
- 14:10Speaker 1: You know, I'm obsessed with teeth if you're new here,
- 14:12Speaker 1: and I was, well, she showed you all five hundred
- 14:15Speaker 1: of hers. I was really chin to say something if
- 14:18Speaker 1: she had braces or in visil line or something, because
- 14:20Speaker 1: it seems very shiny, and sometimes when you see through
- 14:22Speaker 1: really shiny, that means you have in visil line. So
- 14:25Speaker 1: it's just trying to figure out she had adult bra
- 14:26Speaker 1: because I had to watch it on my computer because
- 14:28Speaker 1: we were watching this early guys, so I haven't seen it
- 14:30Speaker 1: on my screen yet. If I have it on my screen,
- 14:32Speaker 1: I'll be able to tell she's got adult braces.
- 14:34Speaker 2: Yes, but she shows all of her teeth when she smiles. Laughs.
- 14:39Speaker 1: She's a makeup artist, It's Sam. She's a makeup artist.
- 14:42Speaker 1: We never find out when we get to Monica. We
- 14:44Speaker 1: never find out what her job is unless I just
- 14:46Speaker 1: missed it. But we'll get to her. Okay, let's talk
- 14:50Speaker 1: about it.
- 14:50Speaker 2: Amber. So.
- 14:50Speaker 1: Amber is thirty eight. She's from Fort Worth, Texas. She's
- 14:53Speaker 1: a makeup artist. She's using Katerina as the matchmaker. We
- 14:56Speaker 1: met Katerina last season with Harold.
- 14:59Speaker 3: Okay, I think she is a great matchmaker because she
- 15:03Speaker 3: keeps it real.
- 15:04Speaker 2: Yeah, like, you know, she just that.
- 15:08Speaker 3: Other girl that we had last season, did not know
- 15:10Speaker 3: what she was doing. She was because she was also
- 15:12Speaker 3: a comedian, a boss.
- 15:13Speaker 2: A stand up. Yeah. I say your need to concentrate
- 15:17Speaker 2: on this part right here. But yeah, Katerina. I was
- 15:20Speaker 2: glad to see her back.
- 15:22Speaker 1: So Amber tells us she loves meeting new people. She
- 15:25Speaker 1: has the gift of gab. She's been dating for three decades,
- 15:29Speaker 1: has not met the one. She has experienced a lot
- 15:32Speaker 1: of letdowns. She says, American men want instant gratification. They
- 15:36Speaker 1: don't think of the future. She says, I want a
- 15:39Speaker 1: man who will fight for me, not just get mad
- 15:41Speaker 1: at me and then discard me, you know, and times
- 15:43Speaker 1: get tough. So she's going to Ireland. You know what
- 15:48Speaker 1: that means, terrible Irish accents coming from me.
- 15:52Speaker 2: Okay, oh, I just cannot wait.
- 15:59Speaker 1: So she's using Katerina Harold's matchmaker who is now?
- 16:03Speaker 2: Who?
- 16:03Speaker 1: Now?
- 16:03Speaker 2: Says, I'm actually a European matchmaker. I do.
- 16:05Speaker 1: And I was like, did you do all of Europe
- 16:07Speaker 1: before or was it just after this show you moved
- 16:09Speaker 1: on from Prague.
- 16:10Speaker 3: I think she leveled up a little because I thought
- 16:13Speaker 3: she was just in the Czech Republic last season.
- 16:16Speaker 2: Now she's all of Europe. She's European. Good for her
- 16:19Speaker 2: and good for her.
- 16:20Speaker 1: She says she travels constantly for her job, and she
- 16:22Speaker 1: speaks five languages.
- 16:23Speaker 2: Okay, great, okay, okay.
- 16:26Speaker 1: Abra says she hasn't traveled much and so they said, oh,
- 16:30Speaker 1: you haven't traveled a lot out of the United States,
- 16:32Speaker 1: and she goes, well, really to Europe.
- 16:33Speaker 2: So I think she was.
- 16:34Speaker 1: Probably like the bitch, I've been to Mexico and now
- 16:36Speaker 1: come on, now, that's what.
- 16:38Speaker 3: I took it as, like I've been to like the
- 16:39Speaker 3: place is like a little bit closer to the States,
- 16:42Speaker 3: like yes, yeah, with the Bahamas, Canada.
- 16:45Speaker 2: Perhaps I don't know, she's never traveled that far.
- 16:50Speaker 1: And she says, this is just my right, this is
- 16:52Speaker 1: my note. Does she have braces? I think she's really pretty.
- 16:54Speaker 1: So she says she was told somewhere along the way
- 16:58Speaker 1: that she had Irish. Now this is a black girl, Okay.
- 17:01Speaker 1: She said she was told somewhere along the way she
- 17:03Speaker 1: had Irish descent. And she goes, and we know how
- 17:06Speaker 1: it got there.
- 17:07Speaker 2: She says, when she said it, that was funny.
- 17:11Speaker 1: And she says, I've always wanted to come and experience
- 17:14Speaker 1: what Ireland is like, I've dated outside of my race
- 17:16Speaker 1: a lot. And she says, people are people, and she goes,
- 17:20Speaker 1: I love an Irish man. They are family men, and
- 17:22Speaker 1: they have an accent. And then she goes into Colin Firth,
- 17:25Speaker 1: and to which I say, I applaud you.
- 17:27Speaker 2: I that's correct. He's a good looking guy. He a
- 17:30Speaker 2: little bit crazy.
- 17:30Speaker 1: Sometimes, but he is no not for years. He hasn't
- 17:33Speaker 1: been crazy for years because he's sober.
- 17:36Speaker 3: Okay, that makes the difference. And he also has a
- 17:38Speaker 3: special needt son as well.
- 17:40Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. That makes him hotter, you know,
- 17:43Speaker 1: So I agree. I agree, my friend Mary, Gma. Mary
- 17:46Speaker 1: is the most obsessed person with Colin Firth on the planet.
- 17:50Speaker 1: Like if I see Colin birth in a side role
- 17:52Speaker 1: where he's wearing a prosegonos. You can't even tell it
- 17:54Speaker 1: to him. She's like, oh, I've seen that movie six times.
- 17:57Speaker 1: Like she is obsessed with Colin Firth, obsessed.
- 18:00Speaker 3: So I would love to know what she thought about
- 18:02Speaker 3: his performance on The Penguin, which he was phenomenal.
- 18:06Speaker 1: Can we write that down? Just so good the Penguin.
- 18:09Speaker 1: He won something for that.
- 18:11Speaker 2: He should have won everything for that. It was perfection. Okay.
- 18:16Speaker 1: I think the reason I didn't watch The Penguin because
- 18:18Speaker 1: I thought it was about the Batman franchise.
- 18:21Speaker 3: Well, it is, but it tells the story of just
- 18:24Speaker 3: the Penguin. We don't get into Batman at all.
- 18:27Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm right it was about the Batman franchise.
- 18:30Speaker 3: Yes, but it's just the penguin story from his childhood
- 18:34Speaker 3: to his rise and how he became the Penguin. It's excellent.
- 18:39Speaker 3: I tell everyone you should watch it. He does phenomenal.
- 18:43Speaker 3: You forget that it's even here, even him.
- 18:47Speaker 1: Okay, I've heard that, But now my question is do
- 18:49Speaker 1: I have to know anything about the Batman franchise?
- 18:51Speaker 2: And I don't like superhero type I don't think so.
- 18:54Speaker 2: I don't think so. No, you really don't.
- 18:57Speaker 1: Maybe that's something that actually maybe my husband life to
- 19:00Speaker 1: watch and I could watch.
- 19:00Speaker 2: It with I think he would love to watch that.
- 19:03Speaker 1: Okay, this season she does. Anyway, Colin for Earth, everybody
- 19:06Speaker 1: loves him. I mean, I think universally everybody can agree
- 19:09Speaker 1: he's pretty pomp.
- 19:11Speaker 2: So she says, she's.
- 19:12Speaker 1: Been engaged three times prostitution hot No, sorry, that's nineteen times.
- 19:19Speaker 1: She's been engaged three times, but nobody she ever wanted
- 19:23Speaker 1: to get married to, Like, it just never worked out,
- 19:25Speaker 1: she says. And maybe that was out of convenience, or
- 19:27Speaker 1: maybe it was out of low self esteem, she says.
- 19:30Speaker 1: But now I'm open to love at first sight and
- 19:32Speaker 1: I want to take it slow and I know and
- 19:36Speaker 1: I know what I deserve. So she meets Katerina in
- 19:39Speaker 1: the airport and they walk out and she's like, oh,
- 19:41Speaker 1: it's cold, and then she tells Katerina she was engaged
- 19:46Speaker 1: three times because something about well, that doesn't make any
- 19:51Speaker 1: sense anyway. I took these notes and then I like
- 19:53Speaker 1: took a two day break and then I started taking
- 19:55Speaker 1: the notes again. So here's where, here's where, here's here's
- 19:58Speaker 1: where the demarcation line is. She got engaged three times,
- 20:02Speaker 1: but then she got her health under control and she
- 20:04Speaker 1: sees life differently. There's probably something in between the here
- 20:06Speaker 1: that I missed. So now she says, we find out
- 20:11Speaker 1: about her health. But she says all her exes were
- 20:14Speaker 1: experts at love bombing. So she said it was just
- 20:16Speaker 1: so much at the beginning, and then she realized, like
- 20:19Speaker 1: I don't want to marry them.
- 20:20Speaker 2: And she said, but I hate love bombing. You live love.
- 20:25Speaker 1: Bombing every single fucking day. I don't know what you're
- 20:27Speaker 1: talking about.
- 20:28Speaker 3: Your life is and I hate it.
- 20:36Speaker 1: Well, you live with the number one love. It's a
- 20:38Speaker 1: long term love bomb.
- 20:39Speaker 3: It's a long term yeah, And I have learned to
- 20:43Speaker 3: just ignore it, you know what I mean.
- 20:45Speaker 1: He posted on something yesterday. He posted something yesterday about
- 20:49Speaker 1: smelling your clothes, and I almost got in my car
- 20:52Speaker 1: and drove to Texas and said, take this.
- 20:55Speaker 2: Like if I like, if I go and hug him
- 20:57Speaker 2: right now, he will take it all in. And he's like,
- 21:01Speaker 2: your smell is on my beard. I'm like, okay, you
- 21:04Speaker 2: know what this is?
- 21:05Speaker 3: Uh, this is I don't know what level of creepy
- 21:08Speaker 3: it is, but is it is a level of creepy.
- 21:11Speaker 1: He goes don't make me maybe all day, don't make
- 21:13Speaker 1: me sorry I hugged you.
- 21:15Speaker 2: Well, here's here's my big part about it. Why do
- 21:18Speaker 2: you have to post it?
- 21:19Speaker 1: Right?
- 21:20Speaker 2: That's right? Yes? Why did you post that silly rabbit? Like? Yeah,
- 21:27Speaker 2: but that's him, that's him. Yeah, he used to be
- 21:29Speaker 2: a George, so let's always remember that.
- 21:32Speaker 1: Well for my husband, now, yeah, he's the whole thing
- 21:35Speaker 1: is like he'll try to hug me and then he
- 21:37Speaker 1: tries to like cop a feel like, don't make me
- 21:39Speaker 1: sorry that I came and hugged you. Try to grab
- 21:42Speaker 1: something y trying to hug you, to be nice grabbing. No,
- 21:46Speaker 1: now it's over.
- 21:47Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, I agree.
- 21:49Speaker 1: God Dave doesn't know how to post anything, Okay, so
- 21:52Speaker 1: I'm gone.
- 21:53Speaker 2: You have don't have James teach him. This is how
- 21:57Speaker 2: you do it, y'all.
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- 23:46Speaker 1: So in twenty eighteen, she had a cough that would
- 23:48Speaker 1: not go away. She found out she had congestive heart
- 23:52Speaker 1: failure failure, and her heart was working at twenty percent.
- 23:55Speaker 1: They said she would have waited like another day, she
- 23:57Speaker 1: would have died.
- 23:58Speaker 2: That is so scary, so scary.
- 24:03Speaker 1: She was thirty one at the time I did the
- 24:05Speaker 1: math on that, so her heart was only working at
- 24:07Speaker 1: twenty percent. So every year since then has been a blessing.
- 24:10Speaker 1: It's a second, uh, you know, chance at life. And
- 24:13Speaker 1: she wants to flame her pot of gold. Okay, Oh,
- 24:16Speaker 1: that's just scary.
- 24:17Speaker 2: That freaks me.
- 24:18Speaker 3: You know how easily we get freaked out whenever you
- 24:20Speaker 3: hear about someone who has something and didn't know they
- 24:22Speaker 3: have it.
- 24:23Speaker 2: Has it? Like what's the girl's name from the on
- 24:28Speaker 2: the Valley? Yes?
- 24:29Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah, stuff like that freaks like, how do
- 24:32Speaker 3: you not She had to have had that cough, she
- 24:35Speaker 3: had to have had other symptoms that she just probably
- 24:38Speaker 3: thought it was something else.
- 24:40Speaker 2: Yes, I know I had a character wouldn't go away.
- 24:42Speaker 2: Scary Jesus.
- 24:45Speaker 1: So she's getting ready, she's going to a mixer today.
- 24:47Speaker 1: She looks great and she's.
- 24:48Speaker 2: So they get there. Look, sorry, gods, it is in
- 24:51Speaker 2: the morning. It's early.
- 24:52Speaker 3: It is it is way too early for us to
- 24:55Speaker 3: be up talking moving dress.
- 24:58Speaker 2: I hated her with my alarm clock. I know, I
- 25:00Speaker 2: hated myself, so she says. She says.
- 25:04Speaker 1: As she walks around the mixer, she goes, I'm seeing
- 25:06Speaker 1: guys in nice suits and at home, if it was
- 25:08Speaker 1: something like.
- 25:09Speaker 2: This, they would be in Gee's.
- 25:10Speaker 1: She was like, I like it. Everybody's like dress nice.
- 25:12Speaker 1: And so she's chatting with some of the guys. They're like, oh,
- 25:15Speaker 1: what's this food and stuff? And she seems very like
- 25:16Speaker 1: easy breezy to talk to. Shed it all, and so
- 25:20Speaker 1: Katerina kind of explains what the mixer is.
- 25:23Speaker 2: I don't get it. It's it it's.
- 25:25Speaker 1: Sort of like that tantra thing that we saw in
- 25:27Speaker 1: Virgins where it's like touching but not supposed to be talking.
- 25:30Speaker 1: But like, huh, like.
- 25:33Speaker 3: If I can't talk, I don't want to be involved
- 25:35Speaker 3: in it, like I need to talking at my personality,
- 25:39Speaker 3: it's what gets me in there, holding someone's chest to
- 25:44Speaker 3: see if their pattern of their heartbeat it's the same
- 25:46Speaker 3: as mine. Is kind of weird, Like I agree, are
- 25:51Speaker 3: we supposed to be donorous for one another?
- 25:52Speaker 2: Like that? Just I don't know. I didn't understand it,
- 25:58Speaker 2: but you know, go on.
- 26:00Speaker 1: Wasn't explained and I rewound it one time. I was like,
- 26:02Speaker 1: forget it. I don't have enough time to rewind it
- 26:03Speaker 1: three times. So the women are to sit in the
- 26:07Speaker 1: outside circle on the floor, And why are they making
- 26:10Speaker 1: them sit on the floor and most of them are
- 26:11Speaker 1: in dresses.
- 26:13Speaker 2: I don't get.
- 26:14Speaker 3: To me, someone would have had to have helped me
- 26:16Speaker 3: get up like this they have on track.
- 26:18Speaker 2: I didn't get why couldn't they sit in a chair.
- 26:21Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know.
- 26:22Speaker 1: And then they're gonna do some She's with a guy
- 26:26Speaker 1: named Ross and they're supposed to do some yin and
- 26:29Speaker 1: yang kind of a dance and and I guess they're
- 26:33Speaker 1: not supposed to talk. And she says, as they were dancing,
- 26:37Speaker 1: Ross ended up making her lead. And she goes, so
- 26:39Speaker 1: that's a no. I'm tired of these guys. She's like, even, like,
- 26:42Speaker 1: where do you want to go for dinner? You decide
- 26:43Speaker 1: I'm tired. I want a man to lead. I'm tired
- 26:45Speaker 1: of always being the one to lead. So I thought
- 26:47Speaker 1: that would he just say no, how to dance? Well
- 26:50Speaker 1: that's true too. So now a guy come comes up
- 26:54Speaker 1: and his name is Kevin, and this exercise even Kevin.
- 27:00Speaker 1: It's Kevin, Oh, I said Kevin, as if there were
- 27:03Speaker 1: yes k E A V A N.
- 27:06Speaker 2: Keevan.
- 27:06Speaker 1: He's Keevan. He's Irish. There we go, Sorry, you guys,
- 27:11Speaker 1: you don't have to get into it. By the one
- 27:14Speaker 1: story that the Irish story I have, oh eating your arm,
- 27:17Speaker 1: So you guys, sorry that my friends was breastfeeding and
- 27:22Speaker 1: her Irish cousin came in and goes, what's you doing?
- 27:24Speaker 2: You feeding?
- 27:24Speaker 1: A baby eating your arm. So it's just so just
- 27:29Speaker 1: thank you for laughing. It's so bad. So Kevin comes up,
- 27:33Speaker 1: and this exercise is about circling the heart energy. So
- 27:37Speaker 1: they put like the left hand on their heart and
- 27:41Speaker 1: the right hand on that heart. Do you think this
- 27:43Speaker 1: is symbolic because of her broken ticker?
- 27:47Speaker 2: No, because they made everybody else do it.
- 27:49Speaker 1: I know, but I just thought about that because we
- 27:51Speaker 1: just got a whole thing about her having the heart
- 27:53Speaker 1: and the broken heart and then the congestive heart failure.
- 27:57Speaker 2: I was just went, huh.
- 27:58Speaker 3: I think Katerina was making suit up and said like, Okay,
- 28:02Speaker 3: I think this will be really cute.
- 28:03Speaker 2: You know, everything is it's that whole.
- 28:06Speaker 3: Do we breathe together? Do we do this together? You know,
- 28:09Speaker 3: being safe together? Can I not just talk to this person?
- 28:13Speaker 3: It is literally my first time meeting them. I want
- 28:15Speaker 3: to know what their favorite color is?
- 28:18Speaker 2: Can we start there? Like too much touchy Philly? I
- 28:23Speaker 2: agree with all that.
- 28:25Speaker 1: So Kevian comes up circle the heart energy. They put
- 28:28Speaker 1: their hands on their hearts and they breathe together, and
- 28:30Speaker 1: they stare at each other and then they're told like
- 28:32Speaker 1: to close their eyes and synchronize their breathing, and I
- 28:35Speaker 1: just said, this is too close for just meeting somebody.
- 28:38Speaker 2: It is. Even though he was really hot, he was
- 28:41Speaker 2: very cute.
- 28:42Speaker 1: And then so they're on each other, you know, with
- 28:44Speaker 1: their hands like this, and then she goes they're allowed
- 28:49Speaker 1: to open their eyes. She's like, you have beautiful eyes
- 28:51Speaker 1: as Oh, you've got me flustered. You've got me flustered.
- 28:53Speaker 1: She's I hope she has good breath. She is in
- 28:55Speaker 1: his face.
- 28:57Speaker 2: She is already naming their first one son.
- 28:59Speaker 3: At this point, she is head over heels and she's
- 29:04Speaker 3: probably gonna freak this guy out before the end of
- 29:06Speaker 3: this little thing.
- 29:07Speaker 1: Yeah, the talking dad, Katerina says, I feel the energy
- 29:10Speaker 1: between Keevan and Amber, and uh, excuse me, irishmen usually
- 29:14Speaker 1: take things slow, and she can't fall in love so
- 29:16Speaker 1: quickly and scare him away.
- 29:18Speaker 2: Well, she's fallen in love. She bet to hurry up.
- 29:20Speaker 3: And put her fucking hand on the carpet or something
- 29:23Speaker 3: like that, because she is this is my man.
- 29:26Speaker 2: I don't need to meet anyone else my man.
- 29:28Speaker 3: And you can tell towards the end of it, he's
- 29:30Speaker 3: kind of like backing up, just like slightly, which I
- 29:34Speaker 3: don't blame him like she was all up in his grill.
- 29:37Speaker 2: I'm like, girl, give him some space.
- 29:39Speaker 3: Like Imaginea's like watching her like like it's.
- 29:44Speaker 2: Not how we did it. Yep.
- 29:46Speaker 1: Imagine if Russia from Virgins was on this mm. Wow,
- 29:53Speaker 1: don't let her go to that tantra thing because she'll
- 29:56Speaker 1: be fucking somebody in the bathroom.
- 29:58Speaker 2: You guys are covering the show on the free feet and.
- 30:01Speaker 1: It's wid Yeah, all right, Monica, Monica, whoa, whoa Monica?
- 30:08Speaker 2: Yeah, look energy O God.
- 30:10Speaker 1: Sorry, probably that was just blue out the microphone, but
- 30:13Speaker 1: I okay. She Monica is forty one. She's from Newport Beach, California.
- 30:20Speaker 1: I need to ask Kate Casey if she knows her
- 30:21Speaker 1: for real. So, Monica, we don't find out what her
- 30:25Speaker 1: job is, but she clearly has some fucking money to
- 30:27Speaker 1: live where she does.
- 30:29Speaker 2: Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. She's really cute too.
- 30:33Speaker 1: Oh, she's so cute, but she's full on crazy, Okay,
- 30:36Speaker 1: because we open up and she is crazy. She's talking
- 30:39Speaker 1: to her animals, and so I you know, you and
- 30:41Speaker 1: I both have heard each other times we talked to
- 30:44Speaker 1: our animals, but i'd like their humans. And yeah, but
- 30:47Speaker 1: I don't do their voices back to me. She was
- 30:50Speaker 1: talking in all three voices. She was doing herself, the
- 30:53Speaker 1: dog and the cat. It's like, good morning, do you
- 30:56Speaker 1: want to go outside and go potty? Oh? You did
- 30:58Speaker 1: have a good night sleep a mom, I didn't sleep
- 31:01Speaker 1: very well because I was in my crate.
- 31:03Speaker 2: That's crazy. She was doing all the voices. Oh okay, yeah,
- 31:07Speaker 2: that's too much. I was trying to check myself, like,
- 31:09Speaker 2: wait a minute, like.
- 31:10Speaker 3: I'll do a voice for the animals if they're talking
- 31:13Speaker 3: to someone else.
- 31:14Speaker 2: Is that crazy? No, it's not crazy. It's not crazy.
- 31:18Speaker 2: But she's like it was a.
- 31:20Speaker 1: Full conversation back and forth, and she was doing three
- 31:23Speaker 1: different voices.
- 31:23Speaker 2: That was concerning. It was concerning.
- 31:26Speaker 1: But she says, I have a dog named Blue and
- 31:29Speaker 1: a cat named Creamy.
- 31:32Speaker 3: I don't know if I like the name Creamy. I
- 31:34Speaker 3: don't either, especially when it's a cat named Creamy. That's
- 31:37Speaker 3: kind of But she says, Oh, they keep me so busy.
- 31:42Speaker 3: I'm so busy with my animals. She I'm energetic. I
- 31:45Speaker 3: run marathons, I run half marathons. And she's in there going.
- 31:49Speaker 1: Boo, doing all the voices, and we hear somebody she
- 31:56Speaker 1: needs a hobby does not run only yeah. So we
- 32:00Speaker 1: hear her daughter, Alyssa, and she's like, mom the cat
- 32:03Speaker 1: they don't understand and she's like, they do interested me, Yes,
- 32:06Speaker 1: they do understand her, and we meet Alyssa. Alissa is
- 32:10Speaker 1: twenty one. She is a D one basketball player. She
- 32:13Speaker 1: is the light of her life. Monica is eighteen when
- 32:16Speaker 1: she got pregnant with Alissa, and she was divorced by
- 32:18Speaker 1: the time Melissa was eighteen months old, and dad's not
- 32:21Speaker 1: in the picture. She's had full custody the whole time,
- 32:24Speaker 1: so it's just been the two of them. Alissa is
- 32:27Speaker 1: visiting for two months where she goes back to school.
- 32:29Speaker 1: It's called summer. You just say it's summer.
- 32:31Speaker 2: I know. I love how they said that. I'm like, okay,
- 32:33Speaker 2: can you not say summer break.
- 32:35Speaker 1: She's on vacation for two months, so she and Alyssa
- 32:39Speaker 1: go and play basketball and she's telling her, you know,
- 32:43Speaker 1: about dating and stuff. She goes, oh my god, I
- 32:45Speaker 1: get ghosted or the guys I meet don't only want
- 32:47Speaker 1: to date one person, even if they're like in their
- 32:49Speaker 1: fifties or sixties. They want to date all around, and
- 32:51Speaker 1: like they're always looking for the new hottest thing and.
- 32:56Speaker 2: Twice. Now, yeah, what's this? Amber alluded to this?
- 33:00Speaker 1: I think it's true, Mary Pain. I guess they have
- 33:03Speaker 1: too many choices now with apps and.
- 33:04Speaker 3: Stuff from what I've heard from like my single friends.
- 33:09Speaker 2: But then my single friends who are females.
- 33:11Speaker 3: Are crazy, so I think just the guys like I
- 33:14Speaker 3: picked up on the crazy.
- 33:16Speaker 2: No, thank you, Okay, all right.
- 33:19Speaker 1: So Lisa says, so, Mom, why did you choose to
- 33:21Speaker 1: go to Brazil? So now we find out she's going
- 33:23Speaker 1: to Brazil, and she says, well, you know, I'm very
- 33:25Speaker 1: into my faith, and Brazil has one of the highest
- 33:30Speaker 1: populations of Catholics, and so's she could just swing a
- 33:34Speaker 1: dead cat and not creamy though, and hit a Catholic.
- 33:40Speaker 1: So being Catholic is one of her prerequisites. So Brazilianan
- 33:44Speaker 1: are hot? I mean duh. And we see lots of
- 33:47Speaker 1: pictures of like oiled up Brazilian in laying on beaches.
- 33:50Speaker 1: I was like, this is not the kind of man
- 33:51Speaker 1: you need, not at.
- 33:54Speaker 3: All, Like here we go. He's got to look a
- 33:56Speaker 3: certain kind of way. Yeah, he needs to have a
- 33:59Speaker 3: certain kind to be like this is what she is
- 34:02Speaker 3: picturing in her mind as her soulmate.
- 34:04Speaker 1: These are like men from a model. Yeah yeah, yeah,
- 34:08Speaker 1: So Alyssa is sweet and it's like, Mom, you need
- 34:11Speaker 1: to do this for yourself, you need to do it
- 34:13Speaker 1: for me. And we hear this now over and over
- 34:16Speaker 1: that apparently mom is a stage five clinger with her
- 34:18Speaker 1: daughter because Alyssa can't get a fucking break.
- 34:21Speaker 3: Yeah, well, especially she's not really had a boyfriend in
- 34:26Speaker 3: all these years, like her world revolved around this child
- 34:30Speaker 3: who is no longer really a child.
- 34:33Speaker 2: Is kind of like, God, please find someone from a
- 34:35Speaker 2: mos sole.
- 34:35Speaker 3: She'll leave me the fuck alone and I don't have
- 34:38Speaker 3: to spend every single summer break with.
- 34:40Speaker 1: Her, right because she's like, I'm twenty one. I'd really
- 34:42Speaker 1: like to be in my college town getting drunk with
- 34:44Speaker 1: my friends, you know. Yeah, so she says you got
- 34:48Speaker 1: to do it. So Monica cries, is like, I know,
- 34:50Speaker 1: I know, I need to do it. So the tucking
- 34:53Speaker 1: head Alssa goes. My mom needs a true companion, and
- 34:57Speaker 1: I always feel the pressure to come home and fill
- 34:59Speaker 1: that void and make you're happy. But wow, it's just
- 35:03Speaker 1: very sweet, and so Monica has found Louisa. Louisa is
- 35:08Speaker 1: a Brazilian matchmaker.
- 35:09Speaker 2: Do do do do do do do?
- 35:11Speaker 1: We get some Brasilian Bazilian music. We meet Louisa. She's
- 35:14Speaker 1: a relationship coach and a matchmaker. She teaches clients to
- 35:17Speaker 1: ask deeper questions before the kissing and the going to bed.
- 35:22Speaker 1: Okay okay, And Louisa says Monica has not ever put
- 35:26Speaker 1: herself in first place. She's always just tabbed with her daughter.
- 35:28Speaker 1: And I'm hoping I can help her.
- 35:31Speaker 2: We hope you do too. We hope you do. She
- 35:33Speaker 2: needs it.
- 35:34Speaker 1: So in the talking Head Monica's Monica says, maybe I've
- 35:37Speaker 1: used my daughter like as an excuse not to date
- 35:39Speaker 1: because it's just so scary, and it is it is,
- 35:43Speaker 1: but I mean I can't Her daughter's twenty one and
- 35:46Speaker 1: she's like, never been out with anybody.
- 35:48Speaker 3: Look, I'll say this because I was a single mom
- 35:51Speaker 3: before James, and it is scary to date when you
- 35:56Speaker 3: have a small child.
- 35:59Speaker 2: Especially a little girl.
- 36:00Speaker 3: You just because people are crazy and sometimes they you know,
- 36:03Speaker 3: pray on this single mom.
- 36:06Speaker 2: It's a lot. It was scary.
- 36:08Speaker 3: I I have to think about it. I'm like, do
- 36:11Speaker 3: I really want to day? Do I want to bring
- 36:12Speaker 3: this person around my kid? Do I want my kid
- 36:14Speaker 3: and around this person. Can I trust this person around
- 36:16Speaker 3: my kid?
- 36:16Speaker 2: Yeah? He is quite scary.
- 36:20Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's a good that's a good point of view.
- 36:24Speaker 1: So she says, hopefully, I'm gonna do this trip and
- 36:28Speaker 1: I'm going to learn to love myself. I'm gonna do
- 36:30Speaker 1: something for myself. I know it's going to be good
- 36:32Speaker 1: for me, and that will be good.
- 36:33Speaker 2: For her good.
- 36:35Speaker 1: So she's going to Brazil in the morning. So she
- 36:37Speaker 1: does this zoom with Louisa and Alyssa, her daughter, and Patty,
- 36:41Speaker 1: her mom, who I was like, Wow, what's going on
- 36:44Speaker 1: with Patty?
- 36:46Speaker 2: Which part her face lift? Maybe I see she was
- 36:54Speaker 2: trying to look more like Monica. Yeah?
- 36:57Speaker 3: Maybe, But then that's not fair to say because Secret
- 37:01Speaker 3: Lives of Mormon.
- 37:02Speaker 2: Remember when Taylor's mom got the face lift.
- 37:04Speaker 3: Uh yeah, and everyone's like, why are you trying so
- 37:07Speaker 3: hard to look like your daughter? She's like, excuse me,
- 37:10Speaker 3: I think my daughter looks like me if he tried.
- 37:14Speaker 2: It, which I guess this is the case. I mean,
- 37:16Speaker 2: you just look like a.
- 37:17Speaker 1: Younger version of yourself. Well it was shocking at first.
- 37:22Speaker 1: It was shocking at first, but then I got used
- 37:23Speaker 1: to it. Okay, And so they say, uh, because Louisa
- 37:28Speaker 1: is like, what do you think you know Monica needs,
- 37:30Speaker 1: and like she's the man that's athletic and someone that
- 37:33Speaker 1: they can you know that we can all trust and
- 37:36Speaker 1: ultimately will make her happy. Yes, And then talking to
- 37:39Speaker 1: hed outside, Patty and Alyssa are like, Monica needs to
- 37:42Speaker 1: open her heart and Alica goes, yeah, and then maybe
- 37:46Speaker 1: I could feel the weight off of me if my
- 37:48Speaker 1: mom can find someone.
- 37:49Speaker 3: I was like, poor Alisa, she is feeling like extra
- 37:53Speaker 3: pressure by her mom. I think her mom's way cleaner,
- 37:57Speaker 3: cleanier than what we've seen and when.
- 37:59Speaker 2: We've seen this in real clinging. Yeah. Yeah, So Louisa says, well,
- 38:04Speaker 2: I have a surprise. I have a video of Bruno.
- 38:08Speaker 1: And they're like, like, I can't do it because the
- 38:10Speaker 1: microphone will blow out. But the three of them act
- 38:12Speaker 1: like she's just said and each of you are getting
- 38:14Speaker 1: a million dollars. She was, Yes, the three of them
- 38:17Speaker 1: just scream and high five and hug each other, and
- 38:19Speaker 1: so Bruno was very cute. The video is very cute.
- 38:23Speaker 1: He's cute, and Monica screams that I just can't do it.
- 38:29Speaker 1: She was like, he says, he likes energetic and loving
- 38:33Speaker 1: to me.
- 38:35Speaker 2: She's screamed.
- 38:35Speaker 1: I mean, Monica might need to.
- 38:39Speaker 2: He didn't say he loved loud, which she's also that.
- 38:44Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe just take a breath in, take a breath out,
- 38:47Speaker 1: and don't scream all your thoughts. So and the talk
- 38:50Speaker 1: of head, Monica says, I trust Louisa. I'm risking it all,
- 38:54Speaker 1: but there's no stopping me.
- 38:55Speaker 2: This is it.
- 38:56Speaker 1: Here we go, all right. So now that's the end
- 39:00Speaker 1: of them. And of course, once again I have messed
- 39:03Speaker 1: up my notes. So I'm just gonna I'm gonna fix it.
- 39:06Speaker 1: I'm gonna fix it. Okay, We're gonna fix it. Okay,
- 39:15Speaker 1: let's see. Maybe it goes here, let's see. Hold on, Okay, yeah,
- 39:21Speaker 1: I did, Okay, I just put that in the wrong spot.
- 39:23Speaker 2: Okay.
- 39:23Speaker 1: Harold Harold guys forty three from Irving, Texas.
- 39:28Speaker 2: And what did Harold teach this last season?
- 39:31Speaker 3: Harold told us, no matter what the sentence is, at
- 39:34Speaker 3: the end of every sentence, you smile.
- 39:37Speaker 2: That's right.
- 39:38Speaker 1: I forgot about that. I forgot about that, you guys.
- 39:41Speaker 1: Harold is cute, he was on last season. He is
- 39:44Speaker 1: obviously very high functioning autistic. He's very talented at painting
- 39:49Speaker 1: and art and stuff. I remember last year when he
- 39:52Speaker 1: went to PROG he took his little notebook and inventions
- 39:54Speaker 1: because he like didn't want to by define it and
- 39:56Speaker 1: steal it. He's probably he probably does have the patent
- 39:58Speaker 1: of something like something really cool.
- 40:01Speaker 2: Yeah, he probably does. Yeah, I bet money on that.
- 40:05Speaker 1: So he's with Maria, his grandma, and he's doing drawings
- 40:09Speaker 1: and he's painting, and he says he is a senior
- 40:12Speaker 1: radiation protection technician. He goes from power plant to power plant,
- 40:16Speaker 1: and he has three months on and three months off.
- 40:19Speaker 2: So he's lived all over because when.
- 40:20Speaker 1: We met him last time, he was in New Mexico,
- 40:23Speaker 1: but now he's living in urban Texas with his ninety
- 40:25Speaker 1: year old grandma.
- 40:29Speaker 2: She's doing great for ninety. She looks Hella good. I
- 40:33Speaker 2: was like, wow, it seems more like seventy five. Yeah. Yeah.
- 40:36Speaker 2: She's ready for Harold to get up. But of there
- 40:39Speaker 2: she can get her freak on.
- 40:40Speaker 1: She said, I'd like to go out with my friends.
- 40:42Speaker 1: I'd like not to be babysitting you. So he says
- 40:46Speaker 1: he's very eager to get onto the next part of
- 40:48Speaker 1: his life. He wants to find a future wife, and
- 40:52Speaker 1: he says, lately on the dating apps. He found the
- 40:54Speaker 1: most success in Singapore because they see him as tall cute,
- 41:01Speaker 1: because maybe people see we are shorter. I don't know,
- 41:04Speaker 1: because he's not.
- 41:04Speaker 2: That's what I'm thinking.
- 41:05Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm thinking is because they probably see
- 41:08Speaker 3: him and think he's freaking you know Lebron James.
- 41:13Speaker 2: As far as hike goes so okay, okay.
- 41:17Speaker 1: He says, the women in Singapore are beautiful and sexy,
- 41:21Speaker 1: and a lot of them love anime and it's seen,
- 41:24Speaker 1: it seen. It's very nerdy in the States, but over
- 41:26Speaker 1: there it's very normal, so it doesn't seem quite so nerdy.
- 41:31Speaker 1: So he's packing and he says, I have stickers of
- 41:34Speaker 1: my art and I have my water shoes.
- 41:37Speaker 2: You can't travel without your water shoes. I thought the
- 41:40Speaker 2: stickers was pretty cool. Actually his artwork.
- 41:43Speaker 3: Yeah, the water shows, I didn't are Are they even
- 41:47Speaker 3: going to be swimming?
- 41:48Speaker 2: Are you going to a waterfall? I don't know.
- 41:50Speaker 3: Maybe he's one of those people that wears them in
- 41:52Speaker 3: the shower in a hotel.
- 41:54Speaker 1: But then, how do the top of your feet get clean?
- 41:57Speaker 1: How did all your feet get clean? You got stick
- 41:59Speaker 1: go to the back him. So his uber arrives. He's like, okay,
- 42:03Speaker 1: here is my uber, Goodbye Grandma. I mean, he's just
- 42:05Speaker 1: so cute.
- 42:06Speaker 2: He's so cute, He's so harold.
- 42:10Speaker 1: So he reminds us about going to Prague and meeting Katerina,
- 42:14Speaker 1: and he met Mikayla. Michaela really got him. She understood him,
- 42:18Speaker 1: she understood him being on the spectrum. And he says,
- 42:21Speaker 1: you know, there's a lot of social cues I don't
- 42:23Speaker 1: pick up on, but Mikayla and I both spoke the
- 42:27Speaker 1: universal language of nerd.
- 42:29Speaker 3: They did.
- 42:30Speaker 1: Once we got back to America, they drifted apart and
- 42:32Speaker 1: broke up. And he doesn't say anything about like her
- 42:34Speaker 1: cancer that she.
- 42:35Speaker 2: Had, no not.
- 42:39Speaker 1: Okay. Maybe Michaela was like, don't talk about me.
- 42:42Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 42:43Speaker 3: Maybe she was I don't know, but I found that
- 42:46Speaker 3: to be very odd that he didn't mention that at all.
- 42:49Speaker 1: She had like very aggressive breast cancer. Right, yeah, yeah,
- 42:52Speaker 1: I think she's okay now, but we followed her for
- 42:54Speaker 1: a while because that was worrisome. So he arrives in Singapore,
- 43:01Speaker 1: has introduced him to his new matchmaker. Her name is Dolly.
- 43:05Speaker 1: So Dolly has been waiting for this moment her whole life,
- 43:08Speaker 1: because he wants up here in the airport and she's
- 43:10Speaker 1: like yes. She does a dramatic turn. Yep, Dolly has
- 43:17Speaker 1: been a matchmaker for ten years. And by the way,
- 43:19Speaker 1: the b roll they were given us a Singapore I
- 43:21Speaker 1: was like, whoa do I need to go to Singapore?
- 43:23Speaker 2: It is so pretty damn nice. It's when they said
- 43:26Speaker 2: it was sticky and hot.
- 43:28Speaker 1: Well right while I'm at the beach. So I'm used
- 43:29Speaker 1: to it. But Dolly says she's been a matchmaker for
- 43:32Speaker 1: ten years. She says, this is interesting. In the late
- 43:35Speaker 1: eighties they had Singapore had a very low birth rate,
- 43:40Speaker 1: so the government encouraged matchmaking to encourage single people to
- 43:45Speaker 1: get married and have kids. So she has loved matchmaking.
- 43:49Speaker 1: She's doing it for ten years. And she said, you know,
- 43:51Speaker 1: Katerina has told me about Harold and his lack of
- 43:54Speaker 1: self confidence, and we're going to like fix him up.
- 43:57Speaker 2: Okay.
- 43:58Speaker 1: So Harold tells her, I'm looking for tips so I
- 44:00Speaker 1: can find love. Like, I want you to give me
- 44:02Speaker 1: all your tips, and she goes, okay, here's what you
- 44:05Speaker 1: need to do. You need to up your manliness and
- 44:08Speaker 1: your confidence. And he's like okay, and she goes, I
- 44:13Speaker 1: love that you're quirky, that's great, but if you're trying
- 44:15Speaker 1: to charm a girl, don't be yourself. And he goes,
- 44:20Speaker 1: who do you think I should be?
- 44:22Speaker 2: She does? I kind of have the same question, like, well,
- 44:25Speaker 2: who is he supposed to be?
- 44:27Speaker 1: He goes, she goes, be Harold version two, a charming
- 44:31Speaker 1: and manly guy.
- 44:32Speaker 2: Yes, I didn't, Well, Harold's not going to be manly.
- 44:35Speaker 2: And I felt kind of weird, weird that she said that.
- 44:37Speaker 1: If I didn't like that, I agree, I was.
- 44:40Speaker 2: I didn't like it.
- 44:41Speaker 1: I think the whole point is, here's some tips.
- 44:44Speaker 2: You know, don't do this.
- 44:46Speaker 1: Maybe right away, but you can't just say don't be yourself.
- 44:50Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't like that.
- 44:51Speaker 3: I'm like, so if then you're being fake, you're being
- 44:55Speaker 3: someone that you're not, and you're not. When you meet someone, eventually,
- 44:58Speaker 3: your true self is gonna come out and that person
- 45:00Speaker 3: may not like that.
- 45:02Speaker 2: So just be yourself.
- 45:03Speaker 1: And he's already on the spectrum trying to navigate how
- 45:08Speaker 1: I picked up on so she again, yeah, and how
- 45:10Speaker 1: to talk to people, so now he's got to pretend
- 45:12Speaker 1: to be he's not an actor. I mean, you know,
- 45:15Speaker 1: I didn't like that she said that I was like
- 45:18Speaker 1: a certain kind of way I was gonna say, maybe
- 45:21Speaker 1: it was like a translation thing about her English is perfect.
- 45:24Speaker 2: Yeah, it's better than mine.
- 45:25Speaker 1: Yeah. So then he makes a corny did it hurt?
- 45:29Speaker 1: And she goes what he goes, when you fell from heaven?
- 45:31Speaker 1: And she goes, okay, don't you oh God, Harold, come.
- 45:34Speaker 2: On, now, that's what he needs help with. That's what
- 45:38Speaker 2: he needs help with. Yeah, that's what he needs help with. Yes.
- 45:41Speaker 1: So she says, I'm going to coach you. Everything's going
- 45:43Speaker 1: to be fine.
- 45:44Speaker 2: Okay. Harold says, you know, I've been.
- 45:48Speaker 1: Waiting a long time to find the person to get
- 45:49Speaker 1: married with. Now, please help me with this. He says,
- 45:53Speaker 1: my grandfather had my father at seventy one. Okay, so
- 46:03Speaker 1: his grandfather cannot be the one that was married to
- 46:08Speaker 1: grandma because she's ninety.
- 46:10Speaker 2: I was.
- 46:10Speaker 1: I was like, I need somebody with a math brain
- 46:13Speaker 1: to come in and do the math on this. I
- 46:16Speaker 1: need somebody to help me because it couldn't be well rand.
- 46:20Speaker 2: First, we don't know how old his dad is. No,
- 46:24Speaker 2: we don't know how old his dad is.
- 46:25Speaker 1: But Harold's forty three, so dad's got to be at
- 46:29Speaker 1: least in his sixties, so Grandpa would be long gone
- 46:35Speaker 1: unless unless Grandma was literally like a twenty five year
- 46:40Speaker 1: old and then married a seventy one year old and
- 46:42Speaker 1: then had Harold's dad. I need somebody to figure it out.
- 46:44Speaker 1: I'm not it's too early. I've had half a cup
- 46:47Speaker 1: of coffee. My brain is not gonna know. The brain
- 46:50Speaker 1: is fried from the Karen Reid trial. So I gotta
- 46:53Speaker 1: I can't. I can't. Okay, I just wrote what somebody
- 46:58Speaker 1: helped me figure this out?
- 46:58Speaker 2: Like I said, I thought, I was like to say,
- 47:00Speaker 2: what now, howld.
- 47:04Speaker 1: Kelsey Grammar's about to have his eighth child and he's
- 47:06Speaker 1: like seventy.
- 47:06Speaker 2: What I saw that, I'm like, that is a big
- 47:09Speaker 2: hell no to me.
- 47:11Speaker 1: And then he said in his press release, my wife
- 47:15Speaker 1: being pregnant at age forty six with our fourth child
- 47:18Speaker 1: is really created a spark in our marriage, and you
- 47:22Speaker 1: need to put that in a press release, like that's
- 47:24Speaker 1: real weird.
- 47:26Speaker 3: I think he's like, I'm too fucking old for this,
- 47:28Speaker 3: but a better act like I'm happy or my wife
- 47:31Speaker 3: is going.
- 47:31Speaker 2: To make hell for me at home.
- 47:33Speaker 1: And he's had like six wives, so yeah, Harold is
- 47:37Speaker 1: flirting with Dolly as she's like looking through her. No,
- 47:41Speaker 1: he goes, so, Dolly, you're going to come up to
- 47:44Speaker 1: my room and she's like, I'm not. We're not matching.
- 47:47Speaker 1: I'm helping you. You're right trying to date me. So
- 47:50Speaker 1: he says, you know, if I can learn to be
- 47:52Speaker 1: more suave, if Dolly can help me, this is gonna
- 47:54Speaker 1: help my dating life. So Dolly goes, okay, Harold, let's
- 47:57Speaker 1: go through. Let's look at your clothes. So he shows
- 47:59Speaker 1: her is cashmere sweater and he goes, this is my
- 48:01Speaker 1: most special item. He was so proud. You got a
- 48:04Speaker 1: Cashuer sweater.
- 48:05Speaker 2: Lovely. Maybe he got it from Quince and she pulls it.
- 48:09Speaker 2: They do have great cash beer and.
- 48:11Speaker 1: It pulls it out and he goes and I think
- 48:12Speaker 1: this will be you know, my nice him. She goes, okay,
- 48:14Speaker 1: well number one probably not going to be reflattering. And
- 48:18Speaker 1: then number two, cashmere is not the best in this weather.
- 48:22Speaker 1: When I met you, you were already sweating.
- 48:25Speaker 3: I think she should have just set that part and
- 48:27Speaker 3: left the whole flattering part out. She's very direct, very
- 48:32Speaker 3: because to me, she was saying, not on your side,
- 48:37Speaker 3: it's not gonna it's not gonna look good.
- 48:39Speaker 1: Stretch across your belly, That's what she's saying.
- 48:41Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, yeah, y'all, y'all send it to pink shade
- 48:46Speaker 3: po do not liberation because sometimes, y'all, sometimes the audience
- 48:52Speaker 3: is gangster with us, but then our audience will go
- 48:56Speaker 3: a little bit soft on it, so.
- 48:57Speaker 2: Like, oh shit, like it. He goes up and down.
- 49:01Speaker 2: We never know how far we can go.
- 49:03Speaker 1: He does have a big belly. I mean, this is
- 49:05Speaker 1: like anybody with eyes can see it.
- 49:08Speaker 2: This is his shape.
- 49:10Speaker 1: So anyway, he shows her all his suspenders, okay, and
- 49:16Speaker 1: he goes and here are my favorite ones, my measuring
- 49:18Speaker 1: tape suspenders that I've been told to throw away but
- 49:21Speaker 1: yet more. And he has them all, you know, in
- 49:24Speaker 1: his little plastic bags. And she goes, are you actually
- 49:27Speaker 1: measuring things with this? What's happening here? And he goes, no,
- 49:30Speaker 1: these are just my favorite suspenders. And so she goes, Harold,
- 49:34Speaker 1: you need to blend in. And I think this is
- 49:37Speaker 1: a good point. I think this is a good point.
- 49:39Speaker 1: You need to blend in because you stand out too
- 49:41Speaker 1: much with your suspenders and your look, so we need
- 49:43Speaker 1: to blend you in. So she finds one shirt in
- 49:46Speaker 1: those two suitcases and says, Okay, this one will work.
- 49:49Speaker 1: This is a good shirt for you. You can for your date.
- 49:52Speaker 1: You can wear your best to tire, no suspenders. So
- 49:55Speaker 1: they're going to give him. Told he got one last season.
- 50:00Speaker 1: He's got those new clothes from Prague. He hasn't read
- 50:02Speaker 1: that white on his shirt and those khaki bands, and
- 50:04Speaker 1: he looked was good, like he.
- 50:06Speaker 3: Got a whole makeover last season and did nothing with
- 50:10Speaker 3: them once he got back to the States.
- 50:11Speaker 2: He didn't.
- 50:12Speaker 1: He had all these new clothes he could have brought him.
- 50:14Speaker 2: Yeah, it's bless him. I don't know why he didn't.
- 50:17Speaker 2: So anyway, that's it.
- 50:19Speaker 1: And we don't get screeners because guys, we don't get previews.
- 50:23Speaker 1: Rather because we watched this on the screener they gave
- 50:28Speaker 1: us so we could have it to you to be
- 50:29Speaker 1: ready when it came out.
- 50:30Speaker 2: So maybe for next week they'll give us a preview.
- 50:34Speaker 2: But we don't have previews.
- 50:35Speaker 1: But that's why I think there's one other lady that's
- 50:37Speaker 1: from New York City that is going to be on
- 50:41Speaker 1: t they'll have four people total, because I remember seeing
- 50:44Speaker 1: her and she's in New York, but I can't remember
- 50:45Speaker 1: where she's going. And I wonder if they're going to
- 50:47Speaker 1: all different places or if two of them will end
- 50:49Speaker 1: up in the same place like last time.
- 50:51Speaker 3: I don't know, but I do like whenever they go
- 50:54Speaker 3: to a different place, they do music according to that country.
- 50:57Speaker 2: Yeah, because it helps me where I'm like, oh, yeah,
- 51:00Speaker 2: that's where they're at. That's where they're at.
- 51:02Speaker 1: Stanika is her name, Sanka.
- 51:05Speaker 2: Because I can call her.
- 51:08Speaker 1: Yeah, I told you. I said it has something to
- 51:09Speaker 1: do with stank. That's well, okay, yeah, Sineka. And she
- 51:18Speaker 1: went to Morocco. I think I said Turkey, that's right.
- 51:21Speaker 2: Ye.
- 51:21Speaker 1: How did that just come to me after forty seven
- 51:24Speaker 1: minutes of talking.
- 51:25Speaker 2: I don't know. It's just you know, I know how
- 51:27Speaker 2: it is. Yes, you are spot on. That is her name,
- 51:30Speaker 2: and that is the country where they were at.
- 51:32Speaker 1: Yes, and I will never remember that guy's name. But
- 51:35Speaker 1: I didn't get the feeling they liked each other. But
- 51:37Speaker 1: I think he was coming to visit her in the States.
- 51:40Speaker 1: I liked him, but oh I liked him, but I
- 51:42Speaker 1: just don't think they were a match. M hm, Sanka,
- 51:48Speaker 1: where are you? Let's let's look her up between now
- 51:50Speaker 1: and next week, right, all right, everybody, that's match me
- 51:54Speaker 1: Abroad and it will be here on the ten dollars
- 51:56Speaker 1: level of Pink Shade Prime. Every week there'll probably be
- 51:59Speaker 1: six episodes. I think they're going to get six episodes
- 52:01Speaker 1: of Virgins. I think when they do these short runs
- 52:03Speaker 1: they're about six in Kisha, I gotta tell you a
- 52:06Speaker 1: real conundrum that I'm fighting with at this moment. Okay,
- 52:10Speaker 1: here it is, so ninety Day UK is coming back.
- 52:13Speaker 1: They sent the screeners for the first three episodes and
- 52:16Speaker 1: then they drop them week by week on Discovery. Okay,
- 52:20Speaker 1: here's the problem I'm doing. Match Me Abroad, Virgins, ninety
- 52:26Speaker 1: Day Fiance, soon to be Love After Lock Up, Bravo,
- 52:29Speaker 1: Hunt for Love, and Platville, and we know Love Is
- 52:34Speaker 1: Blind is coming back.
- 52:36Speaker 2: So I actually.
- 52:37Speaker 1: Think I'm going to have to not do ninety Day UK.
- 52:44Speaker 2: How How would I do it? How would I do it?
- 52:48Speaker 3: Okay, say, do all the shows again so I can
- 52:51Speaker 3: count Okay, Okay, Virgins okay, match Me Abroad okay?
- 52:57Speaker 2: And virgins who were only on season two I mean
- 52:59Speaker 2: if so two? Right? Yes? Fortygee episode three?
- 53:03Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So Virgins, match Me Abroad, ninety Day
- 53:07Speaker 1: Fiance at some point, Love After Lock Up, everything, on Bravo.
- 53:13Speaker 1: That's the show Hunt for Love, Welcome to Platville, The Valley.
- 53:21Speaker 2: Well, how many shows? He's about eight? Okay?
- 53:25Speaker 1: Now The Valley is not about to be over. I
- 53:26Speaker 1: found out there's eighteen episodes, Keisha, you're kidding me? No,
- 53:31Speaker 1: I just asked Ryan Bailey. He said, there's eighteen episodes
- 53:35Speaker 1: of the Valley, which means it's a reunion, which means
- 53:40Speaker 1: it'll end August twenty sixth. Fifteen episodes plus the three reunions. Three.
- 53:49Speaker 1: That's what Ryan Bailey told me.
- 53:51Speaker 2: Is he sure? I mean he's in the No, he's
- 53:55Speaker 2: in there. No, he wasn't sure.
- 53:56Speaker 1: Actually he wasn't sure, but he said his understanding was
- 54:00Speaker 1: will be eighteen episodes total, fifteen episodes and three reunions,
- 54:04Speaker 1: and we are on episode ten. He said he thinks
- 54:08Speaker 1: they're two episodes in Maui and then three when they
- 54:11Speaker 1: come back, and then maybe two reunions.
- 54:16Speaker 2: Either way, it's feel a long way to go. Eight
- 54:19Speaker 2: to go.
- 54:22Speaker 1: Okay, So how many? So how many shows did you
- 54:24Speaker 1: just count? I'm covering eight?
- 54:27Speaker 2: Okay?
- 54:28Speaker 1: So do you think I can add in ninety? Tight
- 54:30Speaker 1: uk and and Love is wines you kay?
- 54:34Speaker 2: No?
- 54:34Speaker 1: The answer is no, because also somewhere along the way,
- 54:38Speaker 1: they're going to give a seeking sister wife, and I
- 54:40Speaker 1: have to cover that.
- 54:43Speaker 2: Which one is seeking sister wives?
- 54:45Speaker 1: That is when the one like Garrick Maryfield and that
- 54:48Speaker 1: he keeps going to Brazil to find these women because
- 54:50Speaker 1: God told him in the garage that he had to
- 54:52Speaker 1: marry somebody else.
- 54:54Speaker 2: I've never watched an episode of that one.
- 54:57Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's that other couple of the Davis is
- 54:59Speaker 1: the in Colorado and anyway, I have to.
- 55:03Speaker 2: Cover that because I love it so much.
- 55:05Speaker 1: So I think for ninety day UK, I'm just gonna
- 55:07Speaker 1: have to say everybody go listen to Matt and Jake
- 55:09Speaker 1: because they're not covering Platfell and they're just telling people
- 55:12Speaker 1: to come listen to me. So I think that's what
- 55:13Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to do. I don't think I'm going
- 55:15Speaker 1: to be able to do it.
- 55:16Speaker 3: I mean, it stays within the same little podcast and community.
- 55:20Speaker 1: Yeah, so I really I talked to Matt on the
- 55:23Speaker 1: phone last night about this and he sent me the
- 55:26Speaker 1: screeners and goes, here's the person to contact blah blah blah.
- 55:28Speaker 1: But I think they're not going to give us more
- 55:30Speaker 1: than three I think you know, And I go, huh,
- 55:33Speaker 1: and I said, Matt, I just don't know. When I
- 55:38Speaker 1: and I asked Katie and Kimberly and they're both like, yeah,
- 55:40Speaker 1: we'll do it with you. I was like, I still
- 55:42Speaker 1: don't even know if that helps, because I don't think
- 55:43Speaker 1: I have the time of the day.
- 55:45Speaker 3: Well, what about if Katie and Kimberly covered it themselves
- 55:49Speaker 3: for Pink Shade.
- 55:51Speaker 1: No, they have their own podcast day with Dayline. They
- 55:53Speaker 1: could cover it over there if they want.
- 55:54Speaker 2: They don't want to, oh you met cover it on
- 55:56Speaker 2: their own shows?
- 55:57Speaker 1: Yeah, I meant like they would come on okay, yeah,
- 56:00Speaker 1: Katie and Kimberly. I was like, they could come on
- 56:02Speaker 1: and like switch off, like each do an episode a
- 56:05Speaker 1: week if they didn't want to commit.
- 56:07Speaker 2: But then I don't know.
- 56:09Speaker 1: It's just I really my mind was so blown last
- 56:12Speaker 1: night when I was talking to Matt, I go, I
- 56:13Speaker 1: think I'm going to have to make a decision here
- 56:16Speaker 1: and it's going to have to be not to do it,
- 56:18Speaker 1: and it kills me because I've watched every season. I
- 56:22Speaker 1: was like, maybe you guys will have.
- 56:23Speaker 2: People expexpect it.
- 56:26Speaker 3: That's but then because I think some mom was like,
- 56:28Speaker 3: are you guys going to be covering Dallas Cowboys Cheerli.
- 56:31Speaker 2: So I'm like, I ain't saying nothing. I'll let her
- 56:32Speaker 2: answer that one so she can tell them, No, it's
- 56:35Speaker 2: because people just because we covered it before. I've heard it.
- 56:40Speaker 3: But we covered that one in a day. Well yeah,
- 56:45Speaker 3: we just said one episode of the whole season. But yeah,
- 56:48Speaker 3: it's like people come to expect for you to cover
- 56:51Speaker 3: certain shows, and then I mean, you've got a ship
- 56:54Speaker 3: tone of shows to cover right now, though I.
- 56:56Speaker 1: Know, And so when I was looking at the list,
- 56:57Speaker 1: I was like, well, this one ends here, but then
- 56:59Speaker 1: this was another one's and a slide in. So even
- 57:00Speaker 1: if like Virgins ends, we still got love after lock Up,
- 57:03Speaker 1: And even if match Me or broad ends, I think
- 57:05Speaker 1: we're gonna get seeking sister wife, you know what I mean.
- 57:07Speaker 1: So when something ends or platform is gonna jump in.
- 57:11Speaker 1: Even if something ends that it's still eight shows. I
- 57:13Speaker 1: gotta get replaced by something, by something that I'm gonna
- 57:16Speaker 1: that I'm gonna cover. And so ninety to eight UK
- 57:18Speaker 1: because it's a Discovery Plus show, I don't know what
- 57:23Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. Well, I'm just one person.
- 57:27Speaker 2: You'll figure it out.
- 57:28Speaker 1: You always do because love is blind, UK, I can't
- 57:31Speaker 1: not cover that because that is just gold.
- 57:35Speaker 2: All I'm saying is that the very first season of.
- 57:37Speaker 3: That was just so freaking good, and I pray to
- 57:40Speaker 3: God they don't let us down with the second season
- 57:43Speaker 3: of it.
- 57:44Speaker 1: Well that's a good point, yes, stress, Okay, figured out,
- 57:49Speaker 1: you always do, you figure it out. I know, but
- 57:52Speaker 1: I'm I'm oh my god, all right.
- 57:54Speaker 2: So anyway, that's.
- 57:55Speaker 1: The conundrum of the day everybody, now, guys, So Keisha
- 57:58Speaker 1: and I just no rewind take that back, Jake and
- 58:02Speaker 1: I just did the episode about Hunch for Love, and
- 58:05Speaker 1: that was on the five dollars level. And listen to
- 58:08Speaker 1: the very end because at the end, Ingred does like
- 58:11Speaker 1: a beep like a station break sound and puts in
- 58:15Speaker 1: this whole section of once again John coming into my
- 58:19Speaker 1: office and he is bitching about being on the golf
- 58:23Speaker 1: course and they had to hand pick up all the
- 58:25Speaker 1: balls off the golf course because they weren't allowed to
- 58:28Speaker 1: run that machine. There's like a golf cart that has
- 58:30Speaker 1: like a scooper on it that scoops up.
- 58:31Speaker 2: All the balls.
- 58:32Speaker 1: Yeah, because it had been it was too wet, or
- 58:36Speaker 1: had been lightning or something. So they had to go
- 58:37Speaker 1: out on the course and hand pick up all the balls, and.
- 58:41Speaker 2: He came in pretty pissed off too.
- 58:43Speaker 1: He came into my office and he's like, this is
- 58:45Speaker 1: a fucking bullshit.
- 58:46Speaker 2: I may twelve dollars an hour. John wants to be
- 58:50Speaker 2: on the show.
- 58:51Speaker 3: He's like, I'm going to get on this show if
- 58:53Speaker 3: it kills me. I want to be on the show.
- 58:55Speaker 3: I want to be Dann pissed off too, and I
- 58:57Speaker 3: would have had to share that with someone.
- 58:59Speaker 1: He was so and then I go, do you want
- 59:01Speaker 1: to meet my friend Jake.
- 59:02Speaker 2: He's like, hey, Jke, how you doing.
- 59:08Speaker 3: I always make an appearance on the show every now
- 59:12Speaker 3: and then they will.
- 59:13Speaker 1: And for those of you that heard the part of
- 59:16Speaker 1: the Virgins that was supposed to be cut out by Ingrid,
- 59:18Speaker 1: I do believe she has now gone into the Virgins
- 59:21Speaker 1: and cut that out because I send as you were,
- 59:22Speaker 1: I go, girl, you forgot to cut this whole section out.
- 59:24Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, we had so many edits
- 59:27Speaker 1: to that show that she just missed one.
- 59:31Speaker 2: And you know, God.
- 59:31Speaker 1: Bless he's working hard, so anyway, that should be fixed
- 59:34Speaker 1: by now. I haven't gone back to check it, but
- 59:35Speaker 1: I was like, okay, at least it was the other
- 59:37Speaker 1: one where he was saying terrible things.
- 59:39Speaker 2: So I always forget that we can hear what's going on.
- 59:45Speaker 3: I think he forgets that the person you're on to
- 59:48Speaker 3: kind of here, what's going on to?
- 59:50Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's funny.
- 59:52Speaker 1: I know, I know somebody wrote me because I love
- 59:54Speaker 1: all the bro. I was like, yeah, everything's bro. Yeah,
- 59:57Speaker 1: I've already got a text him in this morning.
- 59:58Speaker 2: Bro, I gotta tell you does not text you with bro.
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: Yeah he does.
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: Sometimes sometimes texting back. I go, girl, listen, yeah, our
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: group text, our family group test is nothing about girl
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: and bro.
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: Yeah. It doesn't matter your gender, your girl or your bro.
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: In our house. Everything is like girl stop bro. By
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: the way, I rewatched the end of Virgins with Russia's
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: date with that guy where he was it was worse
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: than what I remembered with him going uhhamas thing or
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: something like that's bad.
- 1:00:33Speaker 2: It was bad. It was It was bad. And I
- 1:00:37Speaker 2: don't know if you have watched the new show what
- 1:00:39Speaker 2: is it? Gin NYC a little bit, not much Mary Kayne.
- 1:00:44Speaker 3: It's so I didn't think I would be interesting, like
- 1:00:47Speaker 3: I'm not watching this ship.
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: Emisode.
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: I watched the first episode and then some of the
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: second episode.
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: It's so good.
- 1:00:55Speaker 3: But they also like mentioned something like that where there
- 1:00:58Speaker 3: was a guy who who was trying to imitate Raleigh
- 1:01:02Speaker 3: Candy Birds's daughter.
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: And it was totally like that, and she's like, I
- 1:01:06Speaker 2: don't talk like that.
- 1:01:07Speaker 3: She goes, it's the fact that you you group together
- 1:01:11Speaker 3: all black women and say that's how we all sound.
- 1:01:14Speaker 2: We all do this.
- 1:01:15Speaker 3: Well I don't do so it was a big thing,
- 1:01:18Speaker 3: like and I was glad that the conversation came out
- 1:01:20Speaker 3: because that's exactly what that guy did.
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't like that at all. I didn't
- 1:01:25Speaker 2: like it.
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: And when I watched it the second time, I was like, oh,
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: this is because I just said that he was like girl, but.
- 1:01:29Speaker 2: No, it was worse. It was way I'm like, what
- 1:01:33Speaker 2: the hell, Like, why did you feel the knee? That
- 1:01:36Speaker 2: doesn't make you relatable?
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: No, And I think maybe he hopefully immediately regretted it. Anyway, guys,
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: that's on Virgins. If you're not watching that, there was
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: a guy who acted kind of inappropriate. Anyway, Rosia just
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: needs to go to a BDSM camp and get it
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: over with.
- 1:01:50Speaker 2: I think that's next week.
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: Shabari wrote, Yes, something new we've just learned about just
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: recently and now he's seen it on two shows. Yes,
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: all right, everybody, follow Keisha over at the liber Lounge
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: of Keisha, you can get her podcast wherever you get podcasts,
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: and me too at Peak see pod on Instagram, and
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: follow Keisha at the Libra Lounge with Keisha and we'll
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: be back next week to talk about Match Me Abroad
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: Episodes two.
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: Goodbye Bye