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Chris Franjola, Savannah Guthrie’s Mom, Melania and Epstein Files · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry to the rest of the world. Christopher Angiola,
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  Speaker 5: welcome back to Juicy Scoop. Thank you everyone. Happy to
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  Speaker 5: be here. What an exciting time to be alive.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: So I said, listen, Chris, I mean, listen, we just
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  Speaker 2: have to talk about. I know I've said for the
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  Speaker 2: last 10 years.
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  Speaker 5: There's a lot of controversial topics out there.
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  Speaker 3: There's a lot of controversial and we have to talk
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  Speaker 3: about it.
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  Speaker 2: And it is we're going to talk about because it's
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  Speaker 2: juicy and it's unavoidable and literally nothing else is going on.
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  Speaker 2: And we have both agreed that we feel the end
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  Speaker 2: of the world is near. It's going to happen any time.
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  Speaker 2: So have a good time. Have a good life.
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  Speaker 5: Try to.
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  Speaker 3: Try to.
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  Speaker 5: Focus on positive things.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And if it is going to end, then we all
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  Speaker 3: want to go together. We all agree with that.
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  Speaker 2: We do not want to be eating a can of
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  Speaker 2: dog food in a weird post.
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  Speaker 3: What do you call it?
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  Speaker 5: Apocalyptic. Yeah. Like in some bunker somewhere. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But there is just some really crazy, bizarre shit happening there.
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  Speaker 2: So let's just get into it. The saddest and the
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  Speaker 2: weirdest story I think we have ever seen.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. Like, I feel like this is the.
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  Speaker 2: Weirdest story we've ever seen because it is about an
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  Speaker 2: elderly woman, Savannah Guthrie's missing mom.
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  Speaker 3: You know her from. NBC. She's on NBC, right?
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  Speaker 5: Today Show, yeah. Today Show.
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  Speaker 3: She's been on for years.
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  Speaker 5: She's like the head anchor over there now.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And she's just like a delight, right? And then she
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  Speaker 2: has this 84-year-old mother that she has brought on camera
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  Speaker 2: that she's talked about who lives in a very nice
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  Speaker 2: neighborhood in Tucson. And when she didn't show up for
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  Speaker 2: church on Sunday morning and she was such a regular
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  Speaker 2: there and she is an elderly woman who lives alone,
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  Speaker 2: luckily the people at that parish said, you know, did
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  Speaker 2: a welfare check.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They called the cops, and first it was that she
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  Speaker 2: was missing. So when we first heard, I think we
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  Speaker 2: all thought, it's a silver alert.
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  Speaker 5: That's what everybody thought, yeah. Like dementia, and she walked
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  Speaker 5: off or something.
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  Speaker 2: She wandered off, and then they said no. We believe
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  Speaker 2: that she was taken against her will, and there is blood.
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  Speaker 5: Abducted is a term they kept using. Oh, yeah, abducted.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you kidnapped. I mean, it's like you think
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  Speaker 2: of a kid, right? So that's why it's in the word.
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  Speaker 3: And then... Okay. So then that happened. And you know, the.
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  Speaker 2: People that she worked with are like praying for her
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  Speaker 2: and it's just, it's so bizarre.
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  Speaker 5: And she's been gone for four or five days.
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  Speaker 2: They said they believe she was taken at 4 30
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  Speaker 2: AM Sunday.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 2: So we're recording this on Wednesday. So, and as of
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  Speaker 2: this recording, all the, a couple of things have happened.
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  Speaker 2: They first said yesterday that Savannah's sister, Annie and the brother-in-law, um,
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  Speaker 2: are kind of suspicious that I guess he was the
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  Speaker 2: last person to see them.
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  Speaker 3: And then they have since cleared them.
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  Speaker 5: And I just, they haven't, they haven't, they haven't, they've
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  Speaker 5: cleared them. Kind of. They today, I believe that one
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  Speaker 5: of the, uh, police, they, you know, they did the
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  Speaker 5: press conference that he said, uh, cause people had come
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  Speaker 5: out and said they are suspects and they impounded their car.
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  Speaker 5: And he said, they're not suspects. We didn't impound their car,
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  Speaker 5: but he didn't say that they're, not going to be investigated.
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  Speaker 5: I wouldn't rule it out yet. I mean, how weird.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's your sister's husband.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Now listen, you, I have, I'm very close to one sister.
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  Speaker 2: I have, you know, a strange siblings as adults. And
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  Speaker 2: when one is so successful, like Savannah, who knows what
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  Speaker 2: her relationship with her sister is like and the brother-in-law.
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  Speaker 2: So that was very weird. She was supposed to go
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  Speaker 2: to the Olympics. Uh, and she's not obviously hosting the Olympics.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So she's not going to the winter Olympics in Italy.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Savannah was not, is not going. Um, So then they
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  Speaker 2: said there is a ransom note. And when this first
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  Speaker 2: came out, I was on a text a couple days ago,
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  Speaker 2: and I said, I think there's going to be a
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  Speaker 2: ransom note. I think someone took her. And this is
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  Speaker 2: what I still think. This is what I think.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I think they live in this nice neighborhood.
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  Speaker 2: And there's some unsophisticated weird guy that has recently moved
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  Speaker 2: back with his parents. That is between the ages of
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  Speaker 2: 45 and 55. And he heard, oh, Savannah, the person
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  Speaker 2: I see on TV every day, her mother lives here.
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  Speaker 2: Savannah's must be very rich.
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  Speaker 3: And she is.
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  Speaker 2: We looked her up and you know, you know, net
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  Speaker 2: worth is not always right on this thing, but it
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  Speaker 2: says approximately 40 million, approximately she makes eight to 10
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  Speaker 2: million a year.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Just on her salary alone, not the other money she
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  Speaker 2: could have accumulated over the years.
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  Speaker 3: So this guy is like, I know what I'm going
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  Speaker 3: to do.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to kidnap the old lady and I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to make, I'm going to do a ransom thing. And it,
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  Speaker 2: the ransom note supposedly says I need millions of dollars.
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  Speaker 3: They didn't specify how many.
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  Speaker 2: In this Bitcoin account, which is, the point of doing
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  Speaker 2: Bitcoin is that it can't be tracked, but that's all
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  Speaker 2: out there.
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  Speaker 3: And I always think of.
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  Speaker 5: And apparently they sent that to TMZ. That's what I
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  Speaker 5: had heard.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: But now I've heard that that's been debunked, that there
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  Speaker 5: was no ransom note. That's what I heard this morning.
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  Speaker 5: I could be wrong. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: But I still think whoever took her is, that's the
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  Speaker 2: profile of the guy.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: He's not a sophisticated robber or kidnapper. He got in
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  Speaker 2: his weird head that, you know, I'm an entitled man
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  Speaker 2: that hasn't made it in life, and this will be
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  Speaker 2: an easy thing, and I don't mean to hurt this
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  Speaker 2: old lady. There was blood, but it doesn't sound like
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  Speaker 2: it was enormous amount of blood where they thought she
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  Speaker 2: was dead. However, she's 84, and they believe without this medication,
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  Speaker 2: it could be a deadly situation, whatever her medication is.
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  Speaker 3: I'm assuming like a heart medication or blood pressure or something. So.
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  Speaker 2: Now, somewhere, in my opinion, this guy is with this elderly,
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  Speaker 2: very scared woman.
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  Speaker 3: And, you know.
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  Speaker 5: But, like, where? In a basement somewhere? Is she in
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  Speaker 5: a car? Like, are they driving? Are they still within
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  Speaker 5: the neighborhood? Because I feel like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, they could have driven, like, to a whole
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  Speaker 2: other state and are just in some, like, Hobunk hotel room. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Or maybe this guy booked an Airbnb.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And planned to have, and maybe she's in some
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  Speaker 2: Airbnb and nobody knows who he is. And she's just,
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  Speaker 2: you know, at his mercy and he's, maybe he's trying
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  Speaker 2: to make her comfortable. I don't know, but it's just
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  Speaker 2: so weird. So then the, sorry, what were you going
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  Speaker 2: to say?
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  Speaker 5: And there's no camera. No, because they said they took
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  Speaker 5: the camera from the house.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I don't think she had one of those
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  Speaker 5: ring cameras that come off. So I heard that that
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  Speaker 5: was taken. Then I heard she, she put sometime a
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  Speaker 5: couple of months ago on her Facebook, that she was
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  Speaker 5: looking for a certain camera to put on her door.
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  Speaker 5: Whether this has anything to do with anything, I don't know,
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  Speaker 5: but that's what I've just read. And she was also
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  Speaker 5: interested in wildlife too, like going on wildlife hikes, which
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  Speaker 5: is another thing I heard. Maybe she got eaten by
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  Speaker 5: a coyote. I don't think she walked out of a forest.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, when you're thinking of what it could be. In
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  Speaker 2: this weird world, now I'm like, oh my God, is
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  Speaker 2: this going to be the new thing that people think about?
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  Speaker 3: Is you're lucky enough to have a.
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  Speaker 2: Situation where your elderly parent is healthy enough to live
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  Speaker 2: on their own.
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  Speaker 3: They don't have to go to a facility where there
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  Speaker 3: would be security.
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  Speaker 2: And even at a facility where there's security, I guess
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  Speaker 2: if someone really wanted to kidnap a famous person's older
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  Speaker 2: parent to then do ransom, there could be a lot, like,
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  Speaker 2: could this be the new thing that happens where the
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  Speaker 2: desperate people for money are thinking this is the way
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  Speaker 2: to go?
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  Speaker 5: Because it seems like- Good luck taking my mom.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: They'd bring her back at 15 minutes. I need to
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  Speaker 5: go to Publix. I need to go to Publix. They
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  Speaker 5: couldn't even get her in the car. She can't get
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  Speaker 5: in the car on her own, let alone with help
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  Speaker 5: from other people. I'm sitting on the seatbelt. I can't
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  Speaker 5: find the damn seatbelt.
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  Speaker 2: I hope this turns into a funny thing. I used
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  Speaker 2: to joke that if someone was ever to kidnap Drake,
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  Speaker 2: he's just such a complainer about food and stuff.
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  Speaker 5: Turn the car around.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he'd be like, He was like, oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, why did you buy these ropes? You know,
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  Speaker 2: there's better ropes on sale at Home Depot for this amount.
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  Speaker 3: Like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: And the guy just be like, forget it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, but you never hear.
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  Speaker 2: It's like there's only been a handful of famous cases
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  Speaker 2: where they're actually... The Lombard... What was the Lombard baby?
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  Speaker 5: Lindbergh. Charles Lindbergh.
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  Speaker 2: The Lindbergh baby was like this from like 100 years ago,
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  Speaker 2: a famous... Rich family, like their child and nobody ever
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  Speaker 2: knew what happened, but the child was not returned.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 3: Safely.
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  Speaker 2: And like, there's always been these stories. And when you
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  Speaker 2: see it, like in a movie, it's always like, we've
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  Speaker 2: got your kid. And if you tell the police, then we're.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But I guess in this case, the police knew before Savannah.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't think even if they were trying to
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  Speaker 2: get to Savannah to tell her, like, we need millions
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  Speaker 2: of dollars to give your mother back. The police have
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  Speaker 2: already intervened and now I wonder if the guy, whoever
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  Speaker 2: it is, is like, wow, I didn't know that this
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  Speaker 2: was going to be such a big deal. Now maybe
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  Speaker 2: he's panicked and doesn't know how to get out of it.
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  Speaker 2: And hopefully there's going to be a nice ending where
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  Speaker 2: the older mother deals with this weird guy and somehow
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  Speaker 2: convinces him to let her go.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I hope it's... Now the other crazy
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  Speaker 3: side of the story... is people believing that this is
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  Speaker 3: Epstein related.
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  Speaker 2: Oh. Savannah, I did not realize, because when I think
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  Speaker 2: of Savannah, I think of her on the Today Show,
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  Speaker 2: standing there and talking about something kind of fun.
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  Speaker 5: Out in the plaza with the other four of them.
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  Speaker 3: Kind of light, like coffee comedy is what I call it.
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  Speaker 2: Like very light, funny stuff.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: But she has done, she did an interview in, I think,
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  Speaker 2: 2017 or 19. Where she interviewed a bunch of the victims,
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  Speaker 2: the victims of Epstein.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And she also did an interview with Bill Gates.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Asking him about his friendship with Epstein. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So being that these Epstein files were released on Friday,
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  Speaker 2: she was kidnapped late Saturday morning or early Sunday morning.
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  Speaker 2: And she's a reporter who had... done work on this
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  Speaker 2: and interviewed people, could there be any relation? I personally
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  Speaker 2: don't think so.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, you know, these days.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, who knows?
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  Speaker 5: It's all bets are off these days. Right, true. Sounds
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  Speaker 5: like a bit of a stretch, but everything sounded like
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  Speaker 5: a bit of a stretch up until a week ago,
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  Speaker 5: you know?
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  Speaker 3: I mean.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so now, you know, we have talked about.
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  Speaker 5: So also, I feel like they still have zero leads.
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  Speaker 5: Which is kind of strange considering, like if you're saying
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  Speaker 5: it's somebody who is naive to crime or kidnapping or
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  Speaker 5: whatever the case may be, I feel like there would
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  Speaker 5: have been some tracks left.
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  Speaker 2: No, I think he's a criminal. I think he's probably
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  Speaker 2: had a hard life. But I think he's a privileged
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  Speaker 2: person who somehow heard about or knew that Savannah Guthrie's
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  Speaker 2: mom lives.
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  Speaker 3: In this place.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to say this, prediction-wise.
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  Speaker 3: I also think it might have to.
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  Speaker 5: It's a family member. I'm going to make that bold
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  Speaker 5: enough prediction that it's somehow family related. I could be wrong,
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  Speaker 5: whether it be that brother-in-law or somebody else. It's somehow
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  Speaker 5: family related. It's a Rob Reiner-y son situation.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so let's say it is a relative of some
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  Speaker 2: sort that wants money. and figures Bitcoin is untraceable. And
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  Speaker 2: so they're wearing a mask the whole time and, and
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  Speaker 2: she's okay. And she has no idea that it's her
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  Speaker 2: nephew or her son-in-law or whoever. Do you, but there's
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  Speaker 2: no way, there's just no way the person's going to
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  Speaker 2: get away with this.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Oh, eventually. But yeah. I mean, just hope the
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  Speaker 5: woman's alive.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I hope so.
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  Speaker 2: Obviously we all hope that she is okay. And, I
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  Speaker 2: just feel how awful it must be for Savannah to
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  Speaker 2: be like, oh my God, you can't help but blame yourself.
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  Speaker 5: I'm famous.
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  Speaker 3: I put her on camera. She basically is a celebrity herself.
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  Speaker 3: She's been on camera. She's been on the show.
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  Speaker 5: Doing cooking, doing Olympics.
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  Speaker 2: She's done so many things. So I'm like, yeah, it
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  Speaker 2: wasn't hard. She goes out to church. It's not hard
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  Speaker 2: for people to know where she lives. I don't think
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  Speaker 2: it was like a gated community where you had to
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  Speaker 2: go through a gate to get there. It was just
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  Speaker 2: a very, very nice neighborhood.
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  Speaker 5: I wonder if the kidnapper makes her watch CBS morning
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  Speaker 5: show while she's being... Don't make me.
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  Speaker 3: I want to watch my daughter.
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  Speaker 5: She's like down in the basement. She makes her watch
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  Speaker 5: Gayle King.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it is just a very, very strange story.
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  Speaker 3: And to come out at this time, it's like, what
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  Speaker 3: the fuck is happening?
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  Speaker 5: I know. So.
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  Speaker 2: We talked a little bit on Tuesday about these Epstein files.
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  Speaker 2: And of course, when I talked about it, people are like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, you don't know enough. There are six million items.
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  Speaker 7: Right.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's three million pages, six million items of
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  Speaker 2: everything that they have collected from photos, emails.
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  Speaker 5: Over 20 years ago.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: They've had these for a long time.
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  Speaker 3: People just calling into that.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it was unfounded. Maybe it wasn't even researched. Then
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  Speaker 2: there's the redacted stuff where they're covering people's faces because
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  Speaker 2: maybe they're underage and things in the email.
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  Speaker 5: And then a lot of them aren't redacted, which has
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  Speaker 5: been a problem. They're redacting the perpetrator but not redacting
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  Speaker 5: the victim.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 5: So they're upset about that, rightfully so.
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  Speaker 2: And anybody can go and make a little war room
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  Speaker 2: out of it and– Spend all.
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  Speaker 3: Your time reading it and doing TikToks on it, which
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  Speaker 3: good for you.
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  Speaker 2: But as someone that's like, I don't have time to
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  Speaker 2: do that. And I'm just going through my feed looking
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  Speaker 2: at stuff. I saw one horrible one where this girl
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  Speaker 2: is like, You guys, it's worse than we thought. They
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  Speaker 2: are eating fucking babies.
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  Speaker 3: They are eating babies.
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: That was a while ago, that video. It was a
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: model who was.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: She was a model?
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she was a Mexican model or something. No, this
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: girl didn't look like a model. Yeah, she was. Anyway,
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: she was never seen again.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: Anyway, there was a photo of two uncooked chickens.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: And in the middle....
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: It's a black square so you don't know what it is.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: And she goes, look at this right here. That's a
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: child's leg. So I screen grabbed the thing and I
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: zoomed in and it looks like a little child's leg
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, wait, this was found in the Epstein files?
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: And then I read and by the third comment they're like,
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: this is a famous photo from a famous artsy fartsy photographer.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: This is not from the Epstein files. And I'm like, Okay,
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: so then that's not true.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: Then on Tuesday... What artsy-fartsy... I know, what.
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: A weird thing. Norman Walkerall's famous baby leg.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Well, remember when Jamie Lee Curtis had that art in
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: her house that was like very weird?
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: And it was just like a little girl like drowning
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: in a bathtub. I don't know what it was.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: It was something very strange. And she did a little fun.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: TikTok like, hi, I'm Jamie Lee Curtis. And someone was like,
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: what the fuck is that weird art in the back?
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: And even, you know.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Kate Spade, who committed suicide, her husband, and Kate Spade
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: is David Spade's sister, her husband, after she died, there
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: was a lot of weird art and a lot of
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: weird shit he posted that a lot of people would
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: say was signaling kitty corn or whatever you're supposed to
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: say on this.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: You're not supposed to say the words. But I don't even...
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: It's like, what's real, what's not?
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: And then I talked about on Tuesday's show that Melinda Gates,
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: you know, is disgusted by Epstein. That was why she,
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: one of the reasons why she ended up with Bill Gates.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: And there were articles written that there is an email
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: in which Bill Gates is writing Jeffrey Epstein saying, Can
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: you get me some antibiotics? I think I gave my
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: wife an STD from hanging out at one of your parties,
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: and I want to just give it to her without
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: her knowing, and then the disease won't pop up.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: He has said since that's not true.
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah. He said, well, of course, everybody who's been
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: questioned about this, which is Gates and Brett Ratner the
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: other day on one of the shows and on many,
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: have said the same thing. It's all the same thing.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: I've met him a few times. We've emailed a few times.
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: That health guy who's a CBS doctor who talks about
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: seed oils, how bad they.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Are for you.
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that guy, Peter Attila.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Attila.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: But he wrote like a five- or six-page letter explaining
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: every single thing. Like, well, that one where I talked
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: about I got a new shipment, that just meant vitamins.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: I mean, everyone's got an excuse.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: Uh, so, and then of course the, the, it can
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: go on and on. I mean, the owner of the jets,
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: I mean the giants.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: I never went to the Island. I never met him.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: He's emails about women. And can you get me this type?
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: One professor from Harvard, there is an email supposedly that says.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Like, did you torture her? Yeah. I don't know how
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: you explain that one away.
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, well, yes. We call my.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: You know how everybody always used pronouns as girls? This
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: is what I would say. Oh, do you like this bag?
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: She's a Gucci.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: I bought her at Neiman Marcus. I would say, if
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: that was me, I'd go, did you torture her? Jeffrey
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: and I were amateur cooks.
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:49
  Speaker 7: And I.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: I used to call chickens she. And even though they
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: were dead, I would say, oh, beat her to death.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Beat that breast. And I meant the chicken breast. So
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: there's my excuse.
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: All of it.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Nothing weird happened.
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: It was complete bullshit.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: I mean, these people are full of shit.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: They were on the list. They did. Like, if you're
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: on the list... Yeah. Or even outside of... There are
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: some names, of course, that just come up in casual conversation. Like,
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: they went to see a lot of comedy shows, strangely enough.
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  Speaker 6: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Life is one long lesson of chaos. I'm heading to
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: the Emmys, and I have police complaints filed against me.
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: what would you do if it was given back?
• 21:07
  Speaker 7: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 21:10
  Speaker 7: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: He said, I have a work dad.
• 21:13
  Speaker 6: I need a home dad.
• 21:15
  Speaker 7: What happens next?
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: When I came in, he started crying.
• 21:17
  Speaker 7: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 21:22
  Speaker 7: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 21:24
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• 21:26
  Speaker 3: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: every day was.
• 21:29
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• 21:30
  Speaker 5: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 21:34
  Speaker 6: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Wait, that's what we were saying.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: So David Copperfield, he's mentioned in it, but then when
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Drake did the research, most of the emails are just
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: about trying to score some free tickets.
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot of them are. A lot of them are, like,
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: to the comedy cellar. And he went to see Whitney
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: Cummings at the improv in West Palm Beach, and he
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: mentions that. And he goes to the comedy cellar a lot.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: And he's always trying to get free tickets with all
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: his hundreds.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: Of millions of dollars.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Like, fucking buy your own.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Ticket, loser.
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: I know, it's like a $ 25.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: I'm glad we're exposing that he's a fucking comedy mooch.
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: It's like a $ 25 ticket, too. Anyway... Yeah, so I believe...
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: If you're on it like Donald Trump of 30,000 times
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: or whatever.
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: There's something up.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: There's something there.
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: Like we could sit here and pretend that it's not,
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: but that's fucking bullshit. You know what I mean?
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: It's, but here's my thing, which I've said from the
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: very beginning that I just think explains the world in
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: a nutshell. There are, Hundreds of prominent people mentioned in this.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: There's all these people on the flight logs. There's presidents.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: There's professors. There's Deepak Chopra. Like so many times that
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: guy has multiple podcasts. He's spiritual advisor to Oprah Winfrey.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: And his emails are very, very disturbing as well.
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: I knew that.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Deepak Chopra was a scumbag.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: He's like, I wish I.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Could tell somebody about the secret fun we have. And
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: it is like so bad.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, but are people still going to go
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: on this podcast and act like, oh.
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: No, they're not. Here's what's going to happen. Because I
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: don't think you could take certain people down just for
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: whatever reason. I don't know.
• 23:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: But some people are going to have to.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: i think a guy or whatever he's.
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: Done but he hasn't yet strangely enough like cbs cbs
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: will fight maybe i could be wrong i.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Don't know i can't keep up with everything this is
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: just a comedic conversation podcast a comedy interview podcast but the.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: Other thing is yeah like a guy like that it's
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: gotta go like at least the very least cbs has
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: to fire that yes something uh deepak chopra you we
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: got a Whoever, whatever production company puts out his podcast
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: has to let that go.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: The ads.
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, something.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: I've got to at least be like, yeah, we don't
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: want to.
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: Because otherwise, I don't think you're going to see much.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: I'm not saying it's right or wrong, but that's just
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: the way things were.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm like, I guess. So what I feel
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: like is, again, there is one person, only one person
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: who is doing any kind of prison time for all
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: of these crimes.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: And it's a woman. Now listen, she's awful. She deserves
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: to be behind bars.
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: She's pretty awful.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: She deserves. I'm not saying she doesn't deserve it.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: But when you just see it like that, you've got
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: to realize that we get fucked all the time in
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: every which way because I'm like, how is it that
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know if she couldn't tell or when she
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: did tell it didn't matter because how is it that
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: so all these things that you've just dumped on her lap, well,
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: We went through it all for 20 years and the
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: only person we could get was Ghislaine. And So you
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: can have fun with it. You can do your TikToks,
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: but no one's being arrested. I don't know why they
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: did it. Like, okay, now you guys just ruin their reputation.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Just get them uninvited to parties.
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: That is good.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Have them lose brand deals.
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: As it should be. And should be more than that,
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: but yes.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Maybe this was someone that was like, too many people
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: have podcasts, and I just want to kill a few
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: popular podcasts.
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: Let's hope at the very least.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: At the very least, because could we get rid of
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: a few top podcasts? that are happening from bad people
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: that are talking about spirituality when they're obviously pretty deviant people,
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: in my opinion.
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: Right. The other thing that I will say, which I
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: could be wrong on this too, because I haven't read 90,000
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: pages of it, I must admit.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: And I'm not going to either, people.
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I've kept up with some of it.
• 25:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: Like, for the last few years, I believe it's been
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: a I don't know, let's use the term witch hunt
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: for lack of a better one about Hollywood. Like we
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: were the people who were doing this. And then now
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: the things have come out. Not, I'm not saying I'm
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: not letting Hollywood off the hook, but it seems like
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: it was less of that and more of the Trump people.
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: And the Clintons. And the Bushes.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: And like, it's everybody.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: It's not even like a, A particular party.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: It's elites. It's honestly just elites. It's people who had
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: access to him.
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: But it's less Tom Hanks. Yeah. And more, you know,
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: Bill Clinton and Donald Trump.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: Which I feel like.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: So now Bill and Hillary Clinton said they will cooperate
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: and they are going to talk. Now, I think that
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: they have the same type of excuses for all this stuff, too, maybe. What?
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: What are they like?
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: Like I was, I met him at a party.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: The fact that they're going there with each question, do
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: they have a thing, you know, and that she really
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: does like pizza and she's, you know, that she always
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: had a problem with carbs and she loves pizza, pizza, pizza,
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: like all the pizza stuff that then people are like,
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: oh my God, remember when everybody said the pizza gate
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: was like, all conspiracy theories. Well, why is there so
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: much fucking pizza mentioned in these emails? Like, I mean,
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever written about a pizza in
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: my life to someone. I, I don't even email.
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: Like I, there's fucking emails. I'm like, what's with the email?
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: Like it's wild.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: It's all of them. a lack of punctuation, misspelling. I'm like,
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: aren't these the most powerful people in the world? Everyone's
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: a complete idiot. Like that's my takeaway from it.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: And I know.
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: Not to, I mean, we are, should be a little
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: bit light. It's hard. It's a hard thing to make light.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: Well, we have to because it's us and like whatever.
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: What are you going to do?
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: But it's also like, can any of these fucking people
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: get laid at a happy hour?
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: Like I, I, Like, they're billionaires. And some of them, like,
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: relatively good-looking billionaires. Put on some cologne and go to
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: TGI Friday, you fucking loser.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: This is what I think, though. I think it is
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: that idea.
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: I know it's much bigger than that.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: No, but whether you're a rapper or whatever, in that,
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: you get to a... It's a certain personality type.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: I think someone that's a lovely person that had a
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: healthy childhood and a healthy life and wasn't bullied in
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: school and then become super successful. I think those people
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: are still lovely today.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: I think that if you were lovely before you were
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: to stay, but if you were a spoiled brat, if
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: you were an entitled person, if you, you know, got
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: everything you wanted, or if you were a nerd that
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: was bullied and now you're rich and you're able to
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: get the traditional girl, then you're able to.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Get the, the sexy hooker type.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Then you're like, okay, let me try, you know, young girls. Okay,
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: now let me try children. Now let me try men.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Now let me try boys. Now let me try, like,
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: I think there's some of that where it's like, oh
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: my God, do you want to, just like you would
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: with drugs, like, okay, first it's a drinking party. Oh,
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: there's some gummies and weed there. You want a real
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: wild party? We've got fucking LSD, cocaine. And you're like, yeah,
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: let's fucking step it up.
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: We're in Cabo.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Like, I think that's what's went on with some of
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: these people. And they were like, Like the Elon just begging.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: By the way, that's what Elon likes.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: He's like, don't invite me to a boring one about
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: the science thing. He's like, I just want to go
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: to the fun ones.
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: The best part of that one is, if you look
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: at it, the date that he sent that email, Christmas Day.
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: December 25th. He doesn't have 12 kids. This guy's got
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: nothing else to do on Christmas Day.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Right, and doesn't he have like a million kids he
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: should be opening presents with?
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: He's writing this guy about... The hottest party in St.
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: Barts or whatever?
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, when I think about how many children he's
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: had with random people, it goes along with how Epstein
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: wanted to have all these children and, you know, and there's,
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: I have now again, I see where people do the research,
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: they do the videos, I see it. So I don't know,
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: but I saw like a very disturbing one from like
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: this professor or some science guy. That was like talking
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: about how, you know, oh, like the little part was.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, by the way, maybe this was Deepak.
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: By the way, I just read a study that.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Babies suck longer on a pacifier if they can hear
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: their mother's voice nearby.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Little tip for you. And everyone's like, what?
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: There's so many ways that could go and none of
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: it's good because he wasn't a dad or he was
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: because then Fergie's like, hey, why'd you blow me off
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: since I got divorced to the Duke? Like, oh my God,
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: you're the best.
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: She was in love with him. She wrote a couple
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: of things like, we should just marry each other.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like, why don't we have some fun? And I'm
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: really hurt.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Like, I'm your friend too, even though I'm not with
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: the Duke anymore. But anyway, I heard you had a baby.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Congrats.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: And so then people are like, are there some of
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: these kids running around? And I'm like, And I hope
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: they don't know that they're his kids. Like whatever their
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: life is, there is not like they're going to cash in.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: There's no money.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: And then all the brother stuff, the brother was a
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: weird and the brother was the one that was like,
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: my brother didn't kill himself. You should just shut the
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: fuck up.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: He should just go. Yeah. Just shut up. Right.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: It's, Insanity. It's insanity.
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: Here's what... Because I don't feel enough people are outraged
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: about it. And I'm not going to be... I can't
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: live in that world.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: I'm outraged more that I don't know what we're supposed
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: to do with this. If you couldn't convict anybody, if
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: you couldn't arrest anyone, why are you making the citizens
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: of the world as citizens, TikTok, journalists, podcasters, why is
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: it our fucking job to spread the word?
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: Here's what they're going to do. Here's what you need
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: to do. You take the old Cracker Barrel logo and
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: put it on the cover of the Epstein files. And
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: that is going to get people upset. They will freak
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: out if you take the new Cracker Barrel logo and
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: put it on. And they'll be like, wait a minute.
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: I love the old one.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: Why did you change it?
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: With the old man and the Rocky. People are more
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: upset about Bad Bunny and Cracker Barrel than they are
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: about this.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: Which is just the world.
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: Is upside down. I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: I don't even know that story. What's the Cracker Barrel
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Bad Bunny story?
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: There is no Cracker Barrel. There are two separate things.
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: People were upset a few months ago about Cracker Barrel
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: changed their sign. And people were furious. And Bad Bunny's
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: doing the halftime show. These are the two things in
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: the last couple of months.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: So you're just saying if Bad Bunny put himself in
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: an old rocking chair.
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: That would, that would set the world on fire.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: Oh my God. Can you imagine? If Ed Bunny ate
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: at a Cracker Barrel, people would, minds would, drank a
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: Bud Light at a Cracker Barrel, people's minds would be blown.
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: But all this other shit is like wild to me.
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: Like I, I can't live in this world. I, I
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: have a life to lead. Like I would love to
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: sit in a dark room and read horrible things about people,
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: but where would that get me? You know, I still
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: have to.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: I can't, I keep telling myself, Heather, put down the phone,
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: put down the phone, because no matter what you say
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: about this, someone's going to say, you don't know enough.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: You got it wrong. You're this, you're that, whatever. And
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: I'm like, but it's just, it's insanity. So another thing
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: that happened.
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: One more joke.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, please go.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: It looks like Jay-Z's now got a hundred problems.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: So tell me how Jay-Z is mentioned today.
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: But they didn't go to the Grammys, which is very weird.
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: I honestly see his name a lot in it.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: So Jay-Z and Beyonce didn't go. People have always been like,
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: Beyonce was groomed by Jay-Z. Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce. That's
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: why her sister beat him up in the elevator. Jay-Z claimed,
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: how dare you bring me up to have anything to
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: do with P.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: Diddy.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: And some girl said that and he scared her so much.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: She was like, okay, I guess I was lying. And
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: now I guess he's mentioned in these too, but I don't,
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: that's one of the stories. I can't get them all.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know how he was mentioned in these stories,
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: but he's not around. Supposedly he got on a plane.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: They didn't go to the Grammys.
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, he was heading to Epstein's Island.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: And Epstein Island was bought by a billionaire for $ 60 million.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: And it is being made. It's being made into a
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: fancy resort.
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: Oh, I can't wait to go.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: And people said, Oh my God, no one will ever
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: go there.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, they will.
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: Eventually.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it'll be done.
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: Probably give a decent buffet at a good price.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: I think it'll be very expensive and exclusive. Mark my words.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: It will come out. It'll be ready to go by
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: like 2028 for sure. If not sooner.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: And, and, This will be a thing of the past.
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: People will go.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: If you've ever been to the Virgin Islands, you've gone
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: by it. It's just another beautiful island. So if that
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: was just a private, all-inclusive resort thing where I'm sure
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: each room is a bungalow that's $ 2, 000 a night, exclusive people,
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: people from other countries, trust me, they will go.
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: You give Peter Tobias 75% off, you guys will be
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: on a water slide in six months.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: It'll be hard.
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: Have you seen some of the pictures of some of
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: the rooms in the different houses on the island, how
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: ugly they were? That's the other thing. The decor itself
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: was like, it certainly wasn't the Four Seasons.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: I don't think that these pervs were complaining that there
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: wasn't a cushiony headboard.
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: I would have. I don't care how many 14-year-olds are here.
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: This is the worst bed I've ever slept I mean,
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: they had a dentist chair in one of the rooms,
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: which is so strange to me. That's when I'm out.
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: That's when I would have been like, I'll leave a
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: party if people have broken chips. You know what I mean?
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: Like if I see a dentist chair in the room,
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I think I'm going to head out because
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: you're not a dentist and you have a dentist chair.
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: So I'm going to go.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: So true. That is fucking weird.
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: That's just so many strange things. I don't know.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Adding to the weirdness of life.
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Jill Biden's ex-husband was just charged with first-degree murder of
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: his new wife. So he's 70-something, and his wife, there
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: was a domestic dispute, and police came, and then she
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: was dead during that post-dispute. And that was in December,
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: and they have since said, He's responsible. I would think so.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: You know, I guess he's going to say, oh, sure.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: I pushed her, but I didn't mean to kill her.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know what you're going to say. Your wife's dead.
• 36:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: And it was the two of you. And, um, and he,
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: guess how much he's on bail for?
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: How much?
• 36:55
  Speaker 6: $ 5, 000.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: What?
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: Doesn't that only mean he has to come up with 500?
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: I think so.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: I think, I think 10%. Yeah.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: I mean, really?
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: Like really like you're, there's no reason to hold him
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: a little bit longer. Like, I mean, he could take
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: off or do something else.
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: I'm sure his excuse is going to be, you know,
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: that he, that there was an argument, but he did
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: not mean to kill her and she, she slipped and
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: fell and hit her head or something. So I'm sure
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: that's going to be it, but still not, not a
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: great week for this weird kind of news.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: Okay. So, um, Oh, wait.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: Here was the.
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: Can I just tell a quick Deepak Chopra story that
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: I witnessed and I remember witnessing it years ago and
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: I thought it was strange?
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: About which thing?
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: Deepak Chopra.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: He was a guest on Chelsea Lately way back. Okay.
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: Way back. Old studio Chelsea Lately.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: And... I remember he was in the dressing room, you know,
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: because we used to be all, the round table people
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: would be like in the same dressing room kind of
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: back in those days.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: So he was like in a fourth dressing room, three
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: of us. Right. And I remember he had like weird,
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: like a lot of bedazzled glasses, which I thought was
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: an odd choice for like a guy who's a spiritual guru.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: Spirituality and like live a simple life.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: He dressed like Elton John. I thought it was an odd,
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: that was strange enough. And then I remember him asking me,
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: So like we were done. Roundtable's over. He was done.
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: Show was like everyone was leaving. And he wanted to
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: talk to Natasha Leggero. She was on the roundtable that
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: day with us. And I remember him knocking on her
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: dressing room door and like going in and like having
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: a deep talk with her. With Natasha. And I remember thinking,
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: that's strange. Like I feel like he was into Leggero.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: Well, that makes sense. Because she is little.
• 38:45
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: She is very little.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: She's very pretty.
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: But she had like a little sexy little body.
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I think my mind started playing tricks on me.
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: I remember that being an odd day that he was there.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: It's all just strange.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Well, here's a little summary of the situation. Deepak Chopra
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: emailed Jeffrey Epstein.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: God is a construct. Cute girls are real. That's an
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: actual quote from the situation.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: March 2017, nine years after he was convicted for soliciting
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: prostitution for a minor, Chopra told Epstein, anything we share
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: is between us. I share nothing with anyone but trust you.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: I mean, there's just so many of these. things he's
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: got to be done also i hate i i was
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: never a fan and i don't like this kind of
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: person i don't like this kind of grifter i don't
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: like this kind of person that you know these oprah
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: people that oprah finds and makes them stars Oh, by
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: the way, there's going to be a Dr.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: Phil documentary coming out.
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'll watch that.
• 39:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: Anyway, go on.
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: Anyway, no, I don't have anything to say about it.
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: I mean, other than Oprah's track record of making people,
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: maybe Nate Burkus is the only one who's got out
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: of there clean. You've got a decent line of furniture
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: and living spaces, I think, you know, but otherwise doesn't
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: seem like a complete asshole.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: She doesn't care. She's just so happy that she's a
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: size four. Yeah.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: That her life, she doesn't care if anything happens with
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: all these people that she, found and made stars and
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: made money off of it and whatever. She's just like,
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: just don't mention my all girls school. Just keep that
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: out of it.
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: I forgot about that one.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Um, this was, yeah, this was the guy that Peter, uh, Tia.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: So we'll see what happens with him.
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: He's having a rough time of it. Cause I follow
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: him on Instagram and I kind of liked his stuff.
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: You know, I would always like, Oh, it's interesting to
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: hear him tell me things I should, shouldn't, shouldn't eat.
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: And now the comments underneath are just like, oh, seed
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: oils are bad. What about 14-year-old girls? I was like, oh, no,
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: this guy can't forget about it. You're done.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: Now, I remember back in the 10th, Chelsea, it's been
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: a long time, the Wayfair thing.
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: And I.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: mentioned it and I got criticized for just mentioning it.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: And when I mentioned stuff, I'm like, you guys, this
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: is what people are talking about.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: It doesn't mean to believe it.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: It means this is what's happening in the streets and
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: by the streets, I mean TikTok and stuff like that.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: It's crazy. And I'm like, I think it's interesting. I
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: think it's crazy.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know that it's true, but it was about Wayfair,
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: the furniture thing, had these weird things that would say, oh,
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: this Candice couch, or no, it would be like a,
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: it's always like a closet type of, a disposable closet.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Like storage. This storage facility named Candice is $ 82, 000. And
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: you're looking at it, you're like, why is that $ 82, 000?
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: So people concluded that they were putting people in them,
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: then you'd order them, and then you'd get the thing,
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: and you'd be like, oh, hello, and then there'd be
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: a little child that.
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: You could- And they'd pop out?
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, pop out, and you could destroy their life, okay?
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Oh. So then Wayfarer's like, no, that's the weird algorithm.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: When something's sold out, we just make it so high.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know, so you don't have to remove it
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: from the website. Why don't you just put sold out
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: on it?
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: I think it's weird. Anyway, there is.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: Stuff about Wayfair.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: Emails in the Epstein files. Maybe there was some truth
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: to it.
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: Turns out, you know what?
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: Maybe there was. Who the fuck knows?
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: They were all right this whole time.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: I mean, like, that's the thing.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, my God. And, you know, it's weird. Okay, so.
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: I, I must say that I use Wayfair quite a
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: bit and I love, I get a lot of umbrellas
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: and stuff. I.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: We love it.
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: We love it.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: So I'm going to say they did nothing wrong. It's
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: an algorithm.
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: I just got four umbrellas and now I got like
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: six kids in my house. I'm like, well, how am
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: I supposed to feed all these kids? You know, they
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: showed up in the boxes. They were chill.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: You open it up, they fell down.
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: They were everywhere. I didn't order this. Yeah.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: So anyway, um, I don't know about this story, but
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: there was a Dutch supermodel named Karen Mulder.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: Gorgeous. And apparently she spoke out.
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: And then like lost her career and ended up in
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: an insane asylum.
• 43:14
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: That's the way they did it old school.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you know there was a time where men
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: could just say, my wife's crazy.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: Can you pick her up? And they would go to
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: an insane asylum.
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: That's what the Salem witch hunts were. They used to
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: just say, I don't like her. She's a witch. Oh,
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: burn her. That was it. I mean, that's basically what
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: it was. She's a witch.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: And again, only one person in prison for all of this.
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: It's a woman.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: So Melania, Melania Trump, her film came out January 3rd.
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: Directed by Brett Ratner.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: Now people might go, what's the deal with Brett Ratner?
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: I honestly can't remember because there was a golden era
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: of you and I doing a lot of podcasting on
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop where every time you came, I said, there
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: is a new one that just dropped. And that was
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: in the Me Too 2017 era.
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: So in that time, there was a Brett Ratner thing.
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he went down hard.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: I looked it up.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: There were about five or six women. One claimed, you know,
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: full assault. But the point is, nothing happened. Nobody filed
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: a lawsuit. Maybe there were some lawsuits or some.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: Something.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: But no, he was never arrested for anything. Just Warner
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Brothers are like, get off the lot, ended all the deals.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: He had several like movies in the works.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: He'd done the rush hours. He'd done all these big movies.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: And he was a young guy. He still looks kind
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: of young. And, but he was a creep and the
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: stories were like, you know, I brought his lunch into
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: this trailer and he was, you know, jacking off.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: And I was like, can I not have to do this?
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: Like, so there were just a lot of creepy, creepy
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: things where he just was a predator creep allegedly.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: So he loses his career until Chris Tucker, who was
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: also in the movie, who was in his movies that
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: he did.
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah. What was the rush hour? Yeah.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: His face is all over the Epstein file.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: He liked to go to the parties.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: He was that all of a sudden they somehow decide
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: he decides that I will do a movie about Melania.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: Melania, would you like a movie done?
• 45:14
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: Amazon allegedly paid $ 40 million to.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: Have it done.
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: They paid for the movie, yeah.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: And she allegedly got 28 of it.
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: Again, all allegedly, because who knows what's real news or not, okay?
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: So the reviews were.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: Some were 98 best movie I've ever seen percent, okay,
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: on one site. And the other one was... 5% Rotten Tomatoes.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: There was literally nothing in between. Okay?
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: And I go.
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: That's not fishy at all.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: I go, Drake, will you go see this movie with
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: me tomorrow night? Last night.
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: I almost did the same thing, just out of curiosity.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: It's out of curiosity, and that's what I don't like.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: When people say things like, I just found out... Talk
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: about a witch hunt when someone's like, I just found
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: out that Chris Frangell is following this person.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: And you're like, it's Instagram. Instagram is TV. What are
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: you talking about?
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: Maybe I just want to see what this person is saying.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: I want to know what each thing is. So yeah,
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm going to go see what this movie is.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: And at first I was like, do I need.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: To wear a wig and a hat?
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: Because I'm like, I know someone's going to get the
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: wrong idea. They're going to think I knew it.
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: And you're kind of recognizable.
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: Like, oh, so Heather walking into.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: I had just gotten microblading, micro needling. And so I
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: had no makeup on. So I looked pretty ugly and
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: I wore sweats and I wasn't really concerned.
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: So I went to the thing. I lured Drake with
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: a fancy movie theater. Oh.
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: I said– Like the sit-down eating one?
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: And I said, we'll get some food. You can have
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: a beer, you know, whatever. Oh, that's nice.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: And so it starts. I also am very codependent when
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: I bring someone to a movie.
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: Can I ask you a question? Does it play like
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: a regular movie? Are there trailers beforehand and all that?
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there were some trailers that looked awful.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: There was this one trailer where it's with– Who's, who's.
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: Hillary Rodham Clinton?
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: No, the movie looks awful. It's called the sheep's detectives.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, and it's a live action movie with Hugh Jackman
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: runs a farm and the sheep's are solving a town
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: murder and they.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: Talk, I swear to God.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: And I go, who the fuck is ever going to
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: see this movie?
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: I go, why is this the preview before this movie?
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, okay, so, I'm like, Drake, press the button.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: Like we need to get a drink. I don't know
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: what we're in for.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: And so we sit down and, um, and it starts
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: and it's the song that they put.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: In every movie.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: You know, every movie where it's slow-mo, it's always like
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: a Martin Scorsese, like, like, uh, Please look up the movie, Drake.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: What's the movie that's at the top of the Melania movie?
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: It is like a famous movie that's like, it's literally,
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: but it still gives you chills.
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: But talk about lazy work, Brett Ratner, like lazy. And
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: they show the drone of the ocean, beautiful Mar-a-Lago, the
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: beach club. And then she comes out with all her
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: secret service. And they just focus on her feet. I'm like,
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: just like they do on a Real Housewives episode. They
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: always show like a foot coming out of a chair,
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: out of a car, you know, like, oh, nice. You know, like,
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: it's just such a, it's like nothing's original, right? So,
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: but I'm like, okay, what is it called?
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: It's Give Me Shelter.
• 48:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, that, they started with that.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: Can you sing that to me?
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: It's just a ride away.
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: It's just a ride away. Like, okay, yeah. Give me shelter.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: And she looks gorgeous. She puts on her sunglasses and
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: I'm like, okay. So she gets on the plane and
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: then she goes to her New York apartment that's all
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: in gold and everything. I'm like, okay, now let's get
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: into it. Now I thought this was going to be,
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: I misread something and I thought it was the time
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: before the inauguration.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: So I thought.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: What we were going to see is her being like, fuck, okay,
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: wait a minute. I'm going back to the house, the
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: white house. How can I make it better? How can
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: I make it more fun? There's no, he's really going
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: to win again.
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: Oh my God. He won. Like I thought we were
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: going to see Barrett. I thought we were going to
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: see whatever.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: I didn't, I knew it would be flattering to them,
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: but I thought we'd get more juice.
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: At least the inside of the White House a little bit. No,
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: you don't see any of that.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: It's not a documentary because it's literally so curated. Even
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: in The Real Housewife, they have them doing their makeup
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: before they go out. There is not one moment that
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: she is not absolutely done, quaffed gorgeous. And she comes
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: off great. She comes off intelligent, very lovely to her staff, nice.
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: It is beautiful. but it's fucking boring. I'm sorry.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying anything bad about how long is it?
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: It's a solid hour and a half, two hours.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So I'm sitting next to my straight son. Okay.
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: And it starts out too long.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'm like, okay, at least he got
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: to see like a pretty shot of a golf course.
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, I'm okay. I'm okay. This is going
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: to be okay. Hopefully they'll go golfing.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: Hopefully something will happen. And then it's her with her
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: gaggle of gay designers. So people better not say she's
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: not an ally because clearly the only people she's hired.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: So, and it's what really what it is, it's the
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: 20 days he's won. It's the 20 days before the inauguration,
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: which was January 25th or whatever the day it was.
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, Oh, so she already knows she's going back.
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: Okay, fine.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: And it's just her, dealing she has got three white
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: blouses and the and the guy's like and here is
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: your coat and i did two different shoulder pads okay
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: i'll go see which one looks better on me i'll
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: see if i want a higher shoulder pad or lotion
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: and he goes you know what's so great about maria
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: is that she was a model so she knows that
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: you need a centimeter here and it did it to
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: here and yeah she should be a fashion designer that's
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: what she should have been doing she should be she
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: knows fashion she looks good so she figures out her
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: coat for the thing And then the rest of it
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: is about the hamburger hat.
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: But again, what I would have wanted to see is
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: her go, oh, God, I worked the outfit around this
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: hat because I thought we were going to be outside
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: the whole time, but now it's so cold we're inside.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: How do I get rid of this hat?
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: There was not one real moment of even her being like,
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: the most real she said was, oh, then she does
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: these voiceovers where she's like, One thing that I noticed was,
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: you know, everybody in America is so welcoming.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: And there was just nothing.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: It was like literally Draco's. I think chat GPT like
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: wrote her monologues. Like it was just kind of like, yeah,
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: she's grateful.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: She's nice.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: She wants to help kids. It was just, there was
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: literally for juicy scooper. It's just not juicy.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: It's not going to make you angry, honestly. Even if
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: you hate them, I don't think it would make you angry.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: I think you'll just be bored. I just think it's boring.
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: Is Donald Trump in it?
• 52:15
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: He shows up very little, but he's very lovely to her.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: When they're together and gives her compliments. There's one or
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: two chuckle-y lines where we kind of chuckled about... There's
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: one or two moments where they kind of have a
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: cute moment.
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: It's all her. You see a couple of the other kids.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: They never speak, including Barron.
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: And but then like the camera will zoom at like
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: one of the fancy dinners and you will see Lauren
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: Sanchez and, and Jeff, we'll see Elon, like Brett Radner
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: knew enough to like, give us a little something like,
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: you know, and you're like, Oh, okay. You're just so
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: desperate for anything juicy in this thing that you're like,
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: what's going on?
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: Like, and so then, so then she.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Works out that hamburger outfit guy. And of course Drake
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: didn't know who the ham burglar is. So then I
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: had to go, Back.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: In the day.
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: Oh, the actual Hamburglar from the McDonald's commercials.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know. Oh, I know.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: But the Hamburglar hat was black with a white trim.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: Hers was white.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: No, was hers black with a.
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: It was black, yeah.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: No, it was black with a white trim. And she goes,
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: black and white are my colors. I love them.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: So then even her dress, then they work on her
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: fancy dress for the event, which was black and white stripe.
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know why she went that theme, and I
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: don't think Donald liked it.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: Because Donald said... you're going to get a great dress, right, Melania?
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: Because last time, and they show her in the blue.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: And when she, at the inauguration the first time, she
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: had this gorgeous baby blue with matching blue gloves, and
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: the jacket came out of three-quarter sleeve. And I remember
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: I said that day, wow, no one can deny this
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: is a great outfit.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: And I was flooded with hate.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: How dare you say she looks good in the country?
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, shit.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: Okay, fuck. Fine.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, Can we get a moment where maybe
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: Donald's like, why are you wearing that hat covering your
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: beautiful face? You know he didn't like that hat.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: There's no way. Nobody liked the hat. She has a
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: gorgeous face. You couldn't see her the whole time. It's
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: covering her eyes.
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: She wears those hats quite a bit.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: But the rest of the movie, her hair is down
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: and she's looking stunning and she always has cool sunglasses on.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: But then you see her interviewing a couple people for
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: her staff.
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: Not juicy. Very nice. Very polite. I'll see you in
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: the White House.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: Then you see her talking to according to Candace Owen,
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: the president, the French president's husband.
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. Yeah, right, right, the Macron's.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: She comes off very womanly on the Zoom.
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: Oh, good.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: And she says, Hey, man.
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: It's me, Miss Macron, smoking a cigar. What did you expect?
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: And then she's like, Oh, hello, I'm so glad you
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: know me.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: She's got a French accent, and she's talking French, and
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: she's saying, like, And then Melanie's like, how do we
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: help kids with cyberbullying? And she's like, oh, well, you know,
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: in France, we don't let kids have a phone until
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: they're 12. And then they have to be a certain
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: age to have social media.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: And she's writing in her notes.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: No kids have phone until 12.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, okay, really? No phones for kids.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: Then we get to the actual inauguration where we have
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: to go to the Jimmy Carter died.
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: You see her writing?
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: We saw her writing about the kids.
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: Not with a crayon or anything.
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: So then we have to see a funeral and we
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: have to see.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: Another funeral that's honoring fallen soldiers. And I'm like, I
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: really feel like the tension of Drake next to me.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: And he's like, this is like a school movie. And
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: I go, yeah, this is like literally you're seeing the
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: White House, but it's boring because there's nothing going on.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: So we see soldiers doing something and then we have
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: to go to each party You know, because there's three balls.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: And it's just like, there it's like not, there's nobody
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: really fun that we see except the family.
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: And we see Trump a little bit like working on
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: a speech.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: And then there's one moment where he's practicing his speech
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: and she's there and she goes.
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: Wait, he practices?
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: He did practice. I know. Yeah, right.
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: I was kind of surprised.
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: And then she goes, so she's like, could I come
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: in for a minute? He's like, yeah, I'm just going
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: over the speech. And he's saying his speech. And then
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: she says.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: And unifier. And he's like, and she's like, and unifier.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: And he's like, I'm going to be a peacemaker and
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: a unifier. And then we see him say that. So
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: then that was like, we know that she came up
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: with that. So it's like, again, you know, oftentimes when
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: someone says, let's do a documentary on the manifest.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: Mama tour of the fall. Okay. And the cameras are
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: going to come and they're going to, and maybe I'll
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: have final say, but I'm like, yeah, show me like
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: getting annoyed. whatever.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: Like there's going to be a couple moments where the
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: artist breaks down or she hurts her foot or she
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: cries or she's sick or she's drunk or there's something
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: like this is, so this was a movie. I literally
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: felt like I was watching an actress in a movie
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: and it's 20 days preparing for the inauguration, but that's
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: not a juicy time of your life. I thought 20,
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: 20 days before he wins would have been way juicier.
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: And like 20 days, like since he's been, I don't know. So,
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: That my review is if you really love her, you
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: love fashion, you're like got nothing to do.
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: Go.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: But it's not juicy. Yeah.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: And the fashion is only this outfit.
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: Like I would have wanted. And then at the end,
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: it's just her doing a great photo shoot at the end.
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: OK.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: For her for her thing. That's going to be in
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: the White House.
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: So, I mean, I hope.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: We're going to see it. It doesn't get me canceled.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: I hope my review doesn't get me canceled.
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: No, I think that was a pretty good one.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's what it is.
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: I think some people went to see it just out
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: of curiosity. It's just not juicy. You're a reporter, and
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: you're reporting on it?
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: I mean, it just wasn't, yeah.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: But it's like, yeah, it was legit pretty dull.
• 58:04
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: But at least she's pretty to look at.
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, that we knew before.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: She's a good mom. She's a pleasant person. I mean,
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: I don't think people can deny that, but that was it.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: And then there was a little bit of the Joe Biden.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: That was kind of good when they had to, like,
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: cross over. They're like, they have five hours to get
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: out of the White House, you know. But they were, like,
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: pleasant to each other. They did show Kamala Harris being
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: fucking pissed that day.
• 58:28
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: On the day of the inauguration, she's just like.
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: So like, you know, Brett's doing that stuff. And then
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: you hear Brett or somebody else kind of ask questions
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: as the documentarian. But in my opinion, if you're looking
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: for a documentary, it's not that. This is like a glossy.
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah. It's a propaganda, some would call it. Whatever.
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: I don't think it was propaganda.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: I just think it was curated. It's like if you
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: were to put your own thing together and you were
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: going to make sure that you like. had final say
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: in that you only looked, I mean, to not have
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: one moment where, and she's gorgeous, not to have one
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: moment where you're just like coming out of the shower
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: in a towel hair and you're like, okay, actually, you
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: know what?
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: Or saying, holy shit.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: My feet are dying like people said her feet were
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: dying okay we know that that she was dying about
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: her feet that day all she said was and now
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: more time in heels like to like laugh at it
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: and at the end she takes off her heel but
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: even if she just took off her heel and like
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: It was like, I need an ice bucket, like just
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: some more real moment.
• 59:26
  Speaker 5: Well, that's kind of what people want out of her. Like,
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: can we see one human moment?
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: People thought they were going to get that out of
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: that movie, and I guess you didn't.
• 59:33
  Speaker 6: No.
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: No.
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: So one juicy thing I want to.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: Just say about this is not, this is Housewives, so
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: it's not for you, but I have to say it.
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: Go ahead.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: So this girl, Bronwyn, she was married to this awful
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: guy named Todd in Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: Every fan that watched it, he was much older. She
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: was younger.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: We all were rooting that they'd break up. And most
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: housewives do divorce their husband. They're getting a divorce.
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: The news has come out that she's dating a 32-year-old.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: Her last husband was 67. He looked like the guy
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: in Up.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. Remember Up?
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: He looked like him.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: And now she's dating a 32-year-old model named Brandon Good.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: That's what everybody needs.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: And I just want to say, I knew about this
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: two weeks ago when I was at the Kyle Richards
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: white party with all the housewives. And she said, I'm
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: dating a model. She's like, well, Todd's being very nice
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: right now because he thinks we're getting back together. And
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: so I'm getting everything I want by him being nice
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: to me. And I go, are you dating anybody? She's like,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: I am. I don't want anyone to know, but I
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: am dating someone.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: He's a 32-year-old model. I'm like, good for you.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, he's waiting in a bed in Montana. Oh,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: like they, she came from like big sky. They were
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: skiing or something.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: She came to the thing and she's going back to him.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: And I was like, okay.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: And I'm, is he a real model?
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: He's a real model.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: Look at him. No, he's like a real, I see. No,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: he's like a real fashion model. No, like a real
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: fashion model.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: Cause she just was, is he in like Prada ads
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: or is he in, I think so.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: Like she's doing, cause she does, she's really into fashion.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: She does like Vogue and stuff. She just did like
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: a Vogue, like a cover of like one.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: Of those Vogue's that's not Vogue. It's like Vogue in
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: another country, but whatever.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: And, So anyway, I just want to say, you know,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: when you tell me not to say something, I don't
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: because I did not want to share that she had
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: a boyfriend because people said, oh, you went to the
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: party and you talked to Bronwyn. Is she dating anybody?
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: And I said, I don't know, but I think she's
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: doing really well and she looks great, you know, because
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: I thought I don't want to fuck it up with
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: the husband if the husband is giving her a lot
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: of money thinking they're going to get back together. But
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: now that people have reported that she has a boyfriend,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: I will say yes.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: She had a boyfriend.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: It's been going on a while and let's all cheer
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: for her from going from 67 year old up guy
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: to a 32 year old legit tall gorgeous.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: Model for her.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 5: I'm happy to hear that.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: Now, how do you feel about Billie Eilish? She made
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: a statement saying nobody is an immigrant on stolen land.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: At the Grammys.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: So anybody in America, we weren't we were settlers and
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: you know, so anyway, so then these, this, this land, this, uh,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: Indian tribe called Tonga.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 5: The Tonga tribe.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: They said, hi, actually you're on our land.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah. But then they went on to say that they
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: were happy that you pointed it out in, in, in
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: her speech.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 5: There was two sides. Anyway.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, also I want to say nice, but the
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: American Indians are not the ones that are the target.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: Of ice either So.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: The whole thing Just doesn't Right Really make You're not
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: It just doesn't make sense.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: Well Here's the thing about Award shows Yeah We just
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: need to I think we all need to get Comfortable
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: with the fact That sometimes people Are going to say
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: The wrong thing Political statements And.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: It might be Like you might regret it later It might.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: Be wrong Yeah You know I mean, take it for
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: what it's worth. You can either watch them or not.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: You know what's coming.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: Or you can just watch the musical.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: I watched the Grammys. Yeah. They were fine enough. I mean,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 5: I don't.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: I talked about how, you know, I always loved Justin's singing. And,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: you know, he came out with the underwear and the
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: purple thing.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: Oh, Bieber. Yeah.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: Bieber, Justin Bieber.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: And now I'm seeing stuff where people are saying, oh,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: that whole thing with the mirror and being like, that's
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: a humiliation ritual that he went through.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: And he's signaling like. again, that he, cause I mean, he.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: Was signaling a lot that his experience with P Diddy
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: and stuff wasn't just, you know, playing Scrabble.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: And, and so this was like with the purple guitar,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: it's like an ode to Prince with the, I don't know.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: The performance was kind of cool.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: It was totally cool.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So I hope whatever that situation is, he can
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: signal it all he wants. As long as he is
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: still making music and seeing happy, but.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: Then Jelly Roll, he said, hey, leave me alone. I
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: will make a statement in a week after I do
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: these couple other concerts. He said a little.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 5: More than that. He said, I'm dumb. I'm a dumb redneck.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 5: They asked him about Ice and what he thinks about
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: it afterward when he was talking to the reporters. And
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: he said that Ice, he wasn't going to say anything
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: because he's dumb and he's a redneck.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: Which is mean to people who are, quote, unquote, from
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: the South.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: He doesn't have a phone, and he doesn't keep up
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: with that sort of thing, which all might be true,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: you know.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: I don't even have social media.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: Maybe you don't. It's probably healthy that you don't.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: But, like, you got to, like, you're walking on earth,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: aren't you?
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, I understand.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, I feel like, I mean, what side
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: do you think Jelly Roll's on, everybody? Come on. We
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 5: all know where Jelly Roll stands. I don't think that's
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: going to be a surprise to anybody that, whatever. political
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: statement because he said he was going to make a
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 5: political statement in the next week or so but.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: I also feel someone like him if he's putting out
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: that he's so clueless all someone would have to do
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: is show him one tick tock and he'd be like
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: yeah outrage too so it's like just he's just yeah
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: he's like listen i i think with certain stars like
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: that that they're like Again, he's always like, I'm just,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: I was in prison. I came from trash parents. I
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: don't deserve to be here only by the grace of
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: God that I'm here. So he's like, I don't want,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: I'm going to take the advice of his people or whatever.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to say something that I, that to
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: fuck up my life, just to please somebody.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: And I agree with him.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: I almost kind of agree with him.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like why?
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: I know people will crucify us for saying this, but yes,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: like he's just like, I know my audience. I got
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 5: to pay my bills, too.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: But people were probably saying, how do you feel about
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: Israel and Palestine? How do you feel about Russia and Ukraine?
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: How do you feel about the mass shootings? How do
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: you feel about this? All the things that.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: Like, look, I want you to just listen to my
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: music and just be inspired to keep going on with
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: your shitty life. Because look at me now. And, you know,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: now he's lost 300 pounds. He might not have social media,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: but he did have a dentist phone number. And maybe
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: he went to Epstein Island and got his teeth done.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: But I don't think so. I think he went to
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: a legit dentist, got some big chompers.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: And it looks good.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: Now, I have made a prediction that the next move
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: will be to start to remove some tattoos on the face.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 5: You did say that my last time on.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: And I still think I'm right.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: He's going to hold off. But this is what's going
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: to happen. They're going to have a baby.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: Either she's going to have a baby through a surrogate
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: or something, because I know she's tried and struggled.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: He has a kid.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: He has an older daughter that they raised together.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: But they're going to have a new baby somehow, whether
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: it's adopted or whatever. And then he'll say, I... want
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: my son to like see me as me and this
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: is my past me.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: And I, I'm, that's why I'm removing these facial tattoos.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: Well, if he needs a baby, there is a dresser
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: on Wayfair. That's $ 9, 000 and it comes with a baby.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: So there's your answer.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: Um, um, okay. So then we go, okay.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: So speaking of drastic changes, Jonah Hill, um, who has
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: been in so many great movies, so funny. When he
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: first started, he was heavy. He very hunched back. That
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: always bothered me more than his weight. I was always like, wow,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: when you have bad posture, that's a hard thing to fix.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: It appears he's fixed it, lost weight. But talk about
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: looking completely unrecognizable. Here he is in this movie with
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: Keanu Reeves.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 5: He I mean he's been thin for quite some.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: Time look they cut it off he still is a
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: little hunchback but he is thin and he's bald and
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: but I also think I also think that's great that
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: he changes his look so much he's healthy now but
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: also how great is because he's such a good actor
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: yeah so when he was in the Wolf of Wall
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: Street as the you know the fucking friend or whatever
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: like he fit it and now whatever this movie is
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: I mean we all love Keanu so the movie's.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: Called Outcome yeah looks good Yeah, I'll see that. Okay,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: the Super Bowl's coming.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: Oh, Sunday. Big day.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: Sunday, of course.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: L.A.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: Rams aren't in it. So, I mean, if the L.A.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: Rams were in it, it would have been.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 5: So close.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: It would have been a whole different thing in L.A.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: Like, I would have been... I would have been so... Where...
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: What party am I going to go to? What am
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: I going to do? Like, it's going to be so fun.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: It's so crazy. But they're not.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: No, Seahawks and the Patriots.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: What are you doing? I'm going to a party.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: I'm going to a house party. I begged my wife.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 5: I said, I just want to stay at the house
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: and watch it. Just me and my daughter and my wife.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: She goes, my parents are going to come over. I said,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: that's fine. They don't make any trouble.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: So you're doing real chill.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah. And Bad Bunny is playing.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 5: Oh, Bad Bunny is playing the halftime show.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: Which is, people are furious.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: Are they really furious?
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 5: Well, you know what I mean. people are furious in
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 5: a fake way. I guess because he speaks Spanish and
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: I think the entire halftime show is going to be
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 5: in Spanish because all the songs are in Spanish as
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: far as I.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: Know it's in San Francisco which is very liberal too.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 5: Right outside that stadium is quite a bit of a
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 5: distance outside of San Francisco okay wow yeah but yeah
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 5: it's up there I mean.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: We're a gay state yeah.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: Are we ever.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: So it'll be, it'll be, you know, a fun thing
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: if you were to go.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: A lot of commercials. They're already coming out, some of them.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: They're showing some of the, I think there's one with
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: Jennifer Anderson and Matt LeBlanc back together again, I saw.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, nice. What kind of chip is this, Matt?
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: I think it's a Dunkin' Donuts. I think Ben Affleck's
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 5: in it, too. They're all in it.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, I could go for a great cup of coffee.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: I could, oh, flavors. Flavors? So delicious.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm excited to see that. Yeah, commercials are always fun.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: It's always fun to watch it with a bunch of people.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: And if you want, there's an alternative halftime show. Yeah,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 5: the All-American Halftime Show, sponsored by... Turning Point. Jet Turning Point. Yeah,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 5: Erica Kirk.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: But where are they performing.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: I couldn't find the actual venue they're performing in.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: Are they doing a live performance or are they just
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: going to a place and filming it?
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 5: No, there's going to be a live performance with Kid
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: Rock and several other country stars. And it's the All-American
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: Halftime Show. And you could go over to that if
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 5: you don't want to watch Bad Bunny on YouTube and
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 5: Rumble and some other places, right? Yeah, so you choose.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 5: You choose. That's the beauty of America. There's choices here
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: in America.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: So here's the thing.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: And Erica Kirk will come out on a bottle rocket.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: I think the turning point people maybe got this idea
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: from possibly me because I regurgitated a truth that Keenan
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: Irewanes talked about.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: So Keenan had In Living Color.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 5: I remember that.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: And the halftime show was not that big of a
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: deal back then. And he had the idea to get
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: people to watch their halftime show where they had David
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: Allen Greer and Kenan's brother, Damon, played these, speaking of gay,
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: they played these really funny two movie review gay guys.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: And they were going to do A halftime show. Yeah,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: they were doing a halftime show with, of course, Jim
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: Carrey was in it and the best, funniest characters.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 5: I remember vividly.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: And so they're like, yeah, for those 15 minutes, come
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: over to Fox and watch the show. And then after
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: that is when the Super Bowl was like, oh, never
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: fucking again. We're only going to have top entertainment so
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: that no one.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: Leaves the thing.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: But to have something alternative at that time when everybody's
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: watching TV with their friends, and most likely if you're
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: at someone's house, you probably are politically on the same page.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: I don't think there's going to be half the room
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: being like, can you turn over to the streamer rumble
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: or whatever it is. It's either going to be everyone's
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: going to be like, oh, we're watching Kid Rock.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 5: A bunch of old ladies going, a bar with the bar,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 5: the bang, the bang, diddy, diddy. What? Or you're just
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: going to be like, you're going to.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: Either like the music or you're going to be at
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: a party and you're going to be like, let me
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: just go get some buffalo dip and whatever. Yeah, so
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: that's what I think. I think they're just like, we'll
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: take advantage of this situation. We'll take advantage of this
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: disdain for something so stupid.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: Whatever.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: Jason Bateman got in trouble because he's on a top
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: podcast with two other superstars. Which I'm like, they're all
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: like in movies all the time. Yeah, I think they
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: do their podcast. I don't think they do a lot
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: of prep. I think they put on their headphones and
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: click on their Zoom, and they probably knock out three
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: in a day, once every three weeks.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: I don't think this is something that's not a big deal.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: If you guys watch podcasts, not many people do too
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 5: much prep on them.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: I do, and it's still not enough.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: Do your research.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: I'm like, do I need to show you.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: That I'm on my phone literally 13 to 18 hours
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: a day? That means I wake up from 2 to
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: 4 because I can't sleep. And because I'm menopause a mama,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: a menopause manifesting mama. And then I watch these things.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: You do more prep than most. I'll give you that.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 5: I wish.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: I'm always like, Heather, put down the phone and watch something.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: Watch some TV. But then we were talking about we
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: don't know how to work our TVs. And we just
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: switched to another thing. Drake and Peter switched to another thing.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: And I go, I can't.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: That's why, honestly, I bet you agree with this. You
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: know when you go to a hotel to do stand-up
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: and it's old-fashioned TV?
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 5: I know it's the greatest. Like I, I know like
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: people make this joke.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: Up channel, down channel. I see it on the guide. Oh,
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: this is on, oh, this old bridesmaids is on Bravo
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: on Saturday.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 5: I even go as far as to like, I remember
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 5: when like CBS was channel two, NBC was channel four,
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: ABC was channel seven and Fox was 11. And you
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 5: were like, that's what I'm go. I need. And now
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: it's just like, where? I mean, now at this point
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 5: we got a new TV and a new system and I,
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: I don't know which way is up. I like, I
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 5: can't turn on.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: I don't either. I said they did a whole new
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: thing and I go, okay, so I don't think I'll
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: be able to watch now.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: Bravo on time. I'll just always have to watch Peacock
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: the next day.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: Not like I don't do a podcast that covers the
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: shit that pays for everything, but yeah, let's save the $ 42.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: Fine.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: I don't even know what to do. Like what, like whatever.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: You guys want. Like I just, I'm not, it's not
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: worth fighting about.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: And then also I have this one remote, um, and
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: it's like, I've got a ball in the middle. Oh,
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: And I, it's so, it's like literally I have to
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: sit up and I have to like take my knuckle
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: cause I have long nails and I have to go like,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: and then I somehow rolled it and now I'm like, no.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: And also when you turn off something back in the
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: olden days, if you turned off channel seven and then
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: you woke up and.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: You turn it on, what channel would it be on? Seven. No,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: it starts all over again. Home.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: Click, click, click.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: Go to Peacock. Peacock.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: Peacock isn't like, hey, Heather, you were last watching this. No,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: they're like, it's again, I have to find the thing.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: I have to find the da-da-da. Then I have to go, no,
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: I got to go to episodes because.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 5: That is why Netflix is number one because they are
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 5: so user-friendly.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: It's the easiest one to really navigate.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 5: It is.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: Or have you ever had to write in, okay, let
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: me search for it. I don't know why I can't
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: find this.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: And you're like, on the fourth word, and you're like,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: and then you realize, oh, this isn't.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: Even on Hulu. It's on Amazon Prime.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 5: It's like, Jesus Christ. It's a nightmare. It's a nightmare. Well, whatever.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: I mean, and half the time I quit. I'm like,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: forget it. I won't watch anything. Oh, back to looking
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 5: at my dumb phone.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to watch my phone about kids being
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: stuck in cabinets.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly. Horrible news on my phone constantly because I
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 5: tried to watch something fun. I tried.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: I tried to watch something juicy and good, and you
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: guys made it too fucking hard. Right. totally can't anyway
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: so jason bateman interviewed charlie xcx and he did no
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: prep and he was like and you guys want to
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: have you want to have kids one day or something
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: and she's like um no i i've said i i
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: don't think i want to have kids and then he
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: goes on oh my wife didn't think she wanted to
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: have kids either until she met me yeah so that
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: was annoying and annoying to people that are like I
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: am child free by choice. Like one time I've said
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: childless and they're like, there are people want to come
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: and find me and burn me.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 5: At the stake.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: I'm like, no, I'm like, I think it's great to
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: be childless.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: But you're supposed to say child free.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: Like you're supposed to say unhoused, not homeless. Basically just
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: take less out of the vocabulary. Just get rid of
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: that completely.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 5: Got it.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: And anyway, um, And then he said, well, maybe you
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: should find the right guy. And she goes, well, I've
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: been married for three years or whatever.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 5: I'll say this. I didn't know that either about Charlie XX.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 5: I didn't know she was married.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: I think if I had the opportunity to interview her, though,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: I'd at least have someone tell me.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: A few things.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I remember years ago. But he's doing.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: Some new juicy movie.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah. A series. He's always got.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: Something going on.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: That is called DTF St. Louis about an app. that
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: people in the St.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: Louis area all are getting into, and they're all doing
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: deviant things as married suburban people.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: So that is right up my alley.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 5: That sounds good.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: Now that, I'll say, juicy scoop. If you want a
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: juicy show, that's a juicy show.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: Speaking of right up your alley, I saw Housemaid.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 5: Loved it.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: I knew you would.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 5: Loved it.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: Good twist, right?
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: Great twist. Yeah. The whole movie, I was loving.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: Totally fun.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 5: Good acting, good movie.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: We went to the same movie theater there.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: I got both the boys to go. And they were
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: pleasantly into it, right? So then that's how I got
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: Drake to go to yesterday's movie. And now I'm starting zero.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 5: Can I send you another?
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: Now I am no way going to get.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 5: I'm going to give you another one that you could
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 5: make up for that one. And you could take Drake.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 5: Send Help is fantastic.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: Okay. What's it about?
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 5: It's about, I can't think of her name. She's from
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 5: The Notebook. What's her name? The girl. Oh, it's not
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 5: coming to me.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Look up.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 3: The Beautiful Blonde.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 5: She's like this frumpy girl who works in an office,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 5: and she's got a real asshole boss, and they get
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: on a private jet to go somewhere, and it crashes
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 5: on an island, and he's hurt, and she takes over.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 5: It's wild.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 3: All right. Let's go see that. Is that a nominated one?
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 5: No, it's not nominated, but it just came out last week.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: I'm down to go to the movie theater.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: It is a fun movie.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: Like once we bought the tickets and I was like
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: oh my god it's like felt like the old days
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: I'm like it's 615 the thing starts at 645 let's
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: go now and it was like I wasn't on my
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: phone for two hours I should have been because I
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: was watching a very boring show but still.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 5: I know it is kind of nice to go back
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 5: to the theaters.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: Last story I think everything's going to be fine before
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: I start this story. But a seven-year-old Indiana girl was
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: hospitalized after injecting her mom's GLP-1 drug because she was
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: always seeing her mom put the needle in her stomach.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: And it was one of those, like, each one has
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: its own dose, so you have to put it in
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: the thing. And she thought, oh, that's what you do
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: when you have a stomachache. So she was seven, and
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: she was like, oh, I have a stomachache. I'll just
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: do that thing that my mom does. And, of course,
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: she didn't know how to do it, so she put
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: all of it in, like, too much. And she got,
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: luckily the mom knew right away to, you know, take
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: her to the doctor and everything and she'll be okay. But,
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: you know, I have said that I wondered, now this
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: was a little girl doing it.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: She's seven. She's not obese or anything like that.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: But I have said, I wonder if there are moms
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: out there that ask their, like, kids that are older,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: maybe they're teenagers, would you like to explore this to
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: lose some weight? And they're like, leave me alone, mom.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: And I always wonder if there's any moms like going
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: in at night and just.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 3: Like, I'm sure there are some, I think there's some.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I always, I always talk about this, but I
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: always remember an Oprah where this woman said, I give
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: my daughter the birth control pill without her knowing it. Oh,
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: cause I don't want her to know that she could
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: fuck and not get pregnant. But if she fucks and,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: and she doesn't tell me about it without protection, she
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: won't get pregnant.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: And Oprah's like, how did you do that? She's like, oh,
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: I just do a little thing with vitamins. I just
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: pop it out and put it in the vitamins. Oh.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah. All right.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: I thought that was very weird. One last funny thing,
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: because I think this is just the cutest story.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 5: I know. I always forget that they're married.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: It's the cutest comedy story.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: Eddie Murphy's son and Martin Lawrence's daughter got married and
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: they're having a baby.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: I mean, how are they not.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: There just needs to be a movie.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 5: I know. It's pretty good.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: Make the kid like four or five or make the
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: kid like seven but there has to someone's got to
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: write a movie about this before they maybe don't end
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: up together.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: Not that that would happen.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 5: They've been married for a bit of time.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: Hopefully it'll last forever. But like this is just the
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: cutest thing. And I wonder what if they don't really
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: love each other? What if like Eddie and Martin don't
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: really care for each other?
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 5: I don't know what their relationship is.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: I just think it is even if Even if this isn't,
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: even if we don't use them, a writer should make this.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 3: A, just a made up story with anybody.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Where two, like two top comedians, their kids get
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: together and like make a really funny comedy out of it.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: But they're super cute and that's adorable.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: Speaking of comedy, Chris.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 3: Where is your latest place?
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God. The next one I will be at
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 5: is Spokane, Washington. Spokane.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: So nice.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 5: Valentine's weekend. I'll be there the 13th, 14th, 12th, 13th
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 5: and 14th. Spokane Comedy Club. Spokane, Washington.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: And going to a comedy club on Valentine's is the best.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 5: The best.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: It's the best because, and I love when the Valentine's
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: weekend falls on the long weekend.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: Does it always fall on the long weekend?
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 5: No, I don't think so.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: It's always February 14th. And then, so it's like you
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: can milk out Valentine's Day. You could see Chris one night.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: You can go do something another night.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: Galentine's, you can all go see sexy Chris.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 5: That would be fun.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 3: Bring the gals.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 5: Yes. Spokane's a fun town. I love it up there.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 5: So that's going to be fun. Brea Improv, February 19th,
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 5: Thursday night. February 19th in Brea, California.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: Fun.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 5: Right down the road. Pittsburgh Improv, March 4th. Raleigh Improv,
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 5: March 5th, Raleigh, North Carolina. And then Rooster Tee Feathers
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 5: up in Northern California up there, March 19th and 20th.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 6: So.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 5: I'm going to salt. And there's a lot more. Frangelo.fun
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 5: has a lot more. May is coming in April. There's
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 5: a bunch.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: And I will be in Salt Lake City. Maybe some
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: Real Housewives will be joining me there or sitting in
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: the audience or just being cute. but I will be
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: doing my standup funny act at wise guys in downtown LA.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 5: Fuck. All right.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: I will be at Salt Lake city, wise guys, downtown
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: March 20th and 21st, two shows a night, six and
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: eight 30 greatest times ever really having some fun doing
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: a lot of new material and just laughing with you guys.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: So make sure you go to that. And then, Chris
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: is joining me for Netflix is a Joke.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 5: Netflix is a Joke Comedy Festival.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: We are doing a live Juicy Scoop with your favorites, Chris,
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: and then as well, Brandy and Julie.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 3: We're going to be doing it all, talking about it
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: all at the Avalon Theater.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 5: And... In Hollywood.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: In Hollywood. And we're so excited about that. Everything is
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: at Heather McDonald.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 5: There's only a few tickets left for that.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: There's only a few tickets left.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: I was talking to them, and they might release some,
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: if they do, that are together. Because right now, there's
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: only some singles. But there are some that were put aside,
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: I guess. And if they do that, then I will
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: give you guys a code.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 3: So that only the real hardcore juicers can go.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 5: See you there. When's that? May 19th? Saturday night?
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 3: Saturday, May 9th at 7 p.m. Like, again. Perfect.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: An ideal going out situation.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 5: You're going to love it.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: I love it. Thank you. Bye-bye. Reward the easy way.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: Optionscard.ie.