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Episode 230 - The Music Channel That Raised You · My Third Place Pod

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Hey yo, grab the crew for round of your Mama jokes, lace up your
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BK nights and hit the grill like Uncle Will Smith.
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Hit that alien with a walk up to earth.
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Because the 4th of July, Well, that was yesterday.
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Today's the 5th. Do you know what?
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It's 4th of July weekend. We're throwing it all the way
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back like we just lost a bottle rocket off the jungle gym.
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We're running to an era when your pockets were stacked with
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quarters either for the laundromat or to keep your NBA
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Jam streak alive. Your Trapper Keeper had Lisa
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Frank Unicorns battling for space with a fold out of sable
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from Pro Wrestling Illustrated. Oh, yeah, And Disney Adventures
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told you what was hot before the Internet got there.
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Might have Sunny I had. I had Sunny.
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I really. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Sunny was hot. Fable didn't come out like like
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later like from the Attitude Era 97, but my like every time I had
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like a pulled out poster it was studying.
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I bought the, Yeah, I used to. I bought the the Divas.
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It was like this. It was like this magazine, but
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it was like when I was on a beach or something.
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I ripped out every one of them things and pinned them to my
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wall. I had like a collage.
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Hell yeah, there. Yes, Sir.
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That's what we all did. Oh, man, this ain't just a
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podcast, fam. This is my third plate.
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The dopest cloud house since the Burger King Kids club had Dakota
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rings with more flavor than a Flintstone push up pop and more
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drama than when Zach Morris tried to date Lisa Turtle behind
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Screeches back, but turned out that they were dating backstage.
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Zach Morris and Lisa and they were dating.
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I'm like, really, really Zach? Really.
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All right, I'm evil. Still out here quoting the sound
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out yelling you play ball like a girl and you're killing me
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smalls like it's a national anthem.
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Admit it, you still do it too. So fire up BT's Midnight lap,
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Midnight love, dab away Toni Braxton's tears with your
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oversized food move Jersey, and pretend she wrote Unbreak My
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Heart just for you. Say you love me again.
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Every time she fucking goes on in the shower, man.
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Every time. Every time she just, she goes
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down in the shower. It only reminds me of
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Basementura. Yeah, when he does it too.
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We're locking in a blank T120 tape, fast forwarding through
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your mom's soap just to record back-to-back videos from Maya,
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Cisco and Busta Rhymes. And yeah, some of us definitely
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practice Bobby Brown choreography on the couch and
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prep for our front row Springer debut like it was Gladiators
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night. Because here at M3P we grow
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older, but we sure as hell ain't growing up.
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So hop in the ride, bump that Summer Jams 96 Cdr your cousin
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burned with a sharpie, grab your Boo with butterfly clips and
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Jelly sandals and crash a cookout like Tupac and Poetic
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Justice yelling Ale. Cousin, what's up.
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That's what I do every time I go to see family.
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Cousin. What's up, Cousin?
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Cousin. Cousin.
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If you see something strange in the night sky tonight, it might
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be fireworks. It might be aliens.
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Either way, tell me. We'll send you and make sure
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someone gets the present on the line.
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This is our Independence weekend.
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It's a weekend. We're in your we're room.
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Let me fucking fish. There you go.
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I feel smaller. What's in the cartridge?
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Marvel rivals 2.5 career recap The last grind before season 3
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drops Ironheart season finale Disney plus three episode drop.
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Also was that Borat? That was boring right?
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I demand an apology from everybody.
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Netflix Vince report blind spot season 2 quiz Squid game chapter
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3 finale Street Fighter live action casting news Giles
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Jawline has entered the chat Fast and furious forecast.
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Are they resurrecting Ja Rule or the ghost of the Honda civics?
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Marvel rival season 3 trailer The phoenix rises Blade finally
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pulls up Blade finally pulls up Say less comic stack comic stack
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throw downs new halls hitting like a double dragon elbow drop.
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Not for real, though you might not want to miss this one for
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the comic books music channels that raise does the box TRL raps
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at EBH one top 20 MTV jams, even much music.
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If you had that sketchy cable hookup, and if you did how them
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squiggly lines doing in your life after school talk show
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realness. What was your five 7:00 PM fix?
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Ricki Lake Teen Summit Loveline Springer Jenny Jones let us
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know. And rolling up to the pod like
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he just knocked out a cigar chomping alien with a clean
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right hook. The Casey to my JoJo, the Malik
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to my Jamal, the Brandy to my Moisha Greg.
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What's good my guy? How was your week?
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What's going on brother? Work.
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Work, work, work. 2 movies this week, Thunderbolts and a
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ballerina. Valerina and what else?
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Thunderbolt. Thunderbolt.
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Oh, the new. Avengers.
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New Avengers. Yeah, New Avengers and and
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ballerina which. Is it's been out for John Wick
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so. It's been up for John Wick.
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Hell yeah. Everybody's in the chat, Leon
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says. Hey, I just saw Danny unbreak my
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heart has your emotions a Chuck holds.
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It didn't have my emotions a Chuck hold who like one, Why is
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Toni Braxton crying 2 is because Tyson died in a car crash.
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You know, like and then three, she's in the bathroom crying her
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eyes out in the shower and she just falls to the floor and all
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you just want to do is cradle her.
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That was one of my favorite videos.
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Of course I have to mention it right before we get to it, but
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that's freaking video. Like engraved in my head
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forever, forever. It's engraved in my head.
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It it's traumatic. It's like it's not going to hurt
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me, but still it traumatized me. It's like it hurt.
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Her bad enough sure on. The video, oh shit, like I don't
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even know the words to the entire song.
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I just know that she's she's traumatized because we're man,
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Tyson died in a car accident and like right in front of her.
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So she's not like, you know, say you love me again.
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Oh man. So yeah, that was your week you
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got, you bought a bunches, you got 2 DVD's, Thunderbolts.
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And did you watch them? I watched Thunderbolts Tuesday.
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There's a there's a release. I ain't got the physical yet but
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OK. I keep trying to watch Ballerina
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but I keep falling asleep though.
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Is it boring or is it like? I'm trying to start it late,
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then I got to get off for words. But OK, I'm gonna try to watch
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something tonight, afterwards and hopefully tomorrow.
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Bob. Yeah, hell yeah dude.
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Let me know how, how, how it is so I can start watching it too.
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I've been binging on blind spot. I'm on season 2 now.
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It's like, damn. Like I, I, I used to love this
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show so much. I was like, but I stopped
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watching it after season 2. Like, you know what?
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Maybe down the line I'll watch it some some other time.
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And now I am and I'm just like, yeah, yeah, this is different.
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And then quid game chapter 3, the finale, dude, it just left a
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lot of answers and questions like there could be an American
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squid. Game.
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That's what I've been hearing spin off so who knows though.
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Yeah, I mean, for some, for something to be Americanized,
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like Squid Game, American Squid Game, I feel like it have to be
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like a reality show. Like not just not, not just the
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reality show of the Squid Game on Netflix, the reality show,
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you know, the one they did with like lots of fucking influencers
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and all that stuff. I feel like if they're going to
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do an American Squid Game TV show, they're going to have to
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do a whole TV show, a scripted TV show, and make it into like,
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we're going to do a reality show.
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From like TV show, some like Hunger Games.
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So like the condemned, you know what I'm saying?
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Yeah. Yeah, where everything is for
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this time it's filmed, you know, but same time people are dying
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and oh, and nobody's watching it.
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Then nobody's watching it, though, and they think people
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are watching, but nobody's watching it.
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He's just, they lied to them about everything because that's
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how you, that's how Americans get.
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All. You know, that's how you get
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Americans like, oh, we're going to film a reality show.
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You want to come in like, yeah, sure.
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And then they start talking to the camera saying like, what's
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this is I was like, and but nobody's watching it.
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So when the winner gets back to the state, to the regular
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civilization, they realize, oh, shit, it's been a lighter so
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entire time, you know, and I'm just like that.
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If that was the American Squid Game, hell yeah, I'm down for
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it. I'll watch it.
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Let's talk about Ironheart, man. Let's talk about the season
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finale of Ironheart and the fact that everybody that didn't shut
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the fuck up at the first episode didn't give it a chance.
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It's now apologizing for what the fuck they said and fuck you.
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So yeah, let's talk about that because you know, like they
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didn't give it a chance at all. They're like talking hella shit.
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They didn't know what the hell was going on the 1st 3 episodes.
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OK, yeah. And so the Hood name is really
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the Hood, the 8th Hood. Like, oh, God, so annoying.
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Everything about it. Because she disrespected the
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legacy of Iron Man and Tony Stark.
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And again, they brought back the whole thing where, you know, he
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built it in a cave with a box of scraps.
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And I'm just like, but he's also a billionaire dude.
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He's also like this. She's poor.
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She did it right. She went to school and got this,
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but then like she went back home and did all that first 3
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episodes. I enjoyed it.
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I I was fucking watching throughout the whole thing up
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until episode 5 and the ending of 6 and I said Mephisto.
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Oh shit, we're finally getting Mephisto.
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Hold on, hold on. Who's that?
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Tell us how you really feel about Ironhart.
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I'm telling you right now. I'm telling you how right now
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how I really feel. We we love this show.
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We appreciate this show. Hold on.
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I'm trying to get something over here real quick to.
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OK, so here's the saying. Aside from Borat and Ali, GI
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really don't know him that well. You know what's his name?
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I just know him as Borat. Sasha Bear.
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Yeah, whatever. His name is.
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Yeah, I really don't know him that well, aside from him like
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doing the whole thing, doing that whole skit and with Eminem
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as well. Yeah, where you fucking flew
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upside down, Bruno. Or something like that.
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Anyway, aside from all that, I don't know.
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But it's like he played a freaking great ass Mephisto.
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However, I knew I wasn't going to expect this motherfucker
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there. Yeah, that Mephisto.
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I knew I was going to get that Mephisto there, you know?
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So I said like, let's see what happens.
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So he's comes out, he looks good, and then you see him,
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like, doing the whole thing with his coffee, and it's for his
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spoon. So he looked up the spoon and
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you see the reflection of him, of him right here, of his actual
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face red. And I'm just like, oh, yeah,
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that's awesome. Everybody gonna pause on that,
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right? Real quick.
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Everyone's gonna have, like, a thumbnail of that on YouTube.
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Everyone's gonna have something about that real quick.
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Yeah. There you go.
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And then all I hear, oh, my God, this show's awesome.
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You thought it was awesome because you finally saw Mephisto
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at the very end. It delivered.
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The entire show was already awesome.
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The entire show was trying to tell you, hey, the Hood is a
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very bad person. They're working with magic,
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they're working with bad magic, and you know, Sorcerer Supreme,
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all this soldier stuff. So I can't wait for Mephisto to
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be connected to a bunch of stuff in the MCU, like who?
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Who else is? Is he making deals with?
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Did he make deals with Valentina?
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Do you make deals with Kingpin? Did he make deals with everybody
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out there? Like who else is he making deals
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with? And that's what I can't wait to
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see. And then she made the deal with
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Reread. I'm just like, no child, what is
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you doing? Get out of there.
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Don't do this. And then she does this like son
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of a bitch and then you see her skin change and that's when
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you're like realizing this is going to come out real good at
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all. But other than that, I highly
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recommend a season 3 season and the Iron Heart season 1.
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Go watch it again if you haven't it, go watch if you haven't, and
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if you have, go watch it again. Make sure that Netflix sees
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that, you know, give this show a season 2 so that you know next
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time they can actually like post them a weekly show instead of
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like 3-1 up three one day and then three the next week.
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Because that's what's like, you know what I like?
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I would have liked it if, you know, if it was an episodic
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weekly show, not what we had. But then again, like we all day,
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I guess they knew people were gonna have a hard time with it.
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You know what? The races are gonna come out.
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They came out and all this shit. And I'm just like, I hate, I
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hate you guys. I really do.
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Let people enjoy something just because you didn't.
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OK, Move along. Nobody needs to hear your
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opinion. Nobody cares.
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And if they do, you know what? We're a passionate group.
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All right. OK, so that happened over
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Wednesday, Thursday. Friday was like a bunch of stuff
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going on. Nerd hall wise.
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I got a few books Absolute Superman, which I'm going to
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talk about later. Book wise I got I finally read
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Gwen Pool. I finally read the shark the jaw
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Jeff the jar land shark from marble rivals.
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He's from somewhere. He's a Deadpool makes a an
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appearance in there today. I went to go buy some books
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yesterday was closed so I got got some city sirens.
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The what is it Catwoman, Poison Ivy and what's her name Harley
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Quinn got me a white queen Emma Cross.
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Look at that beautiful girl. Damn.
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As soon as I saw her I'm like she's mine.
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I'm getting her. And then I hate fairy land.
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I noticed the 41st as issue, but you know what it's it's about
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fairy tale and blood so I have to get it.
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So I wanted to get it. Got some obviously poking my
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cards, some Narcana cards. We're still doing that, a bunch
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of new stuff. And the place that I went to,
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2nd and Charles, they have this thing where it's like it's a
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mystery box or a blind book. Like if you want to buy a book
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for like $5, it's this big card cover book, one of those novels
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and it's blind it they just like describe the entire premise of
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what it is on a little tiny memo thing.
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And either you buy it because of that or you don't.
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So you take it and you know, you buy it and you're getting you're
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surprised by what's the name of the book.
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They do the same with comic books.
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So I got a whole box of comic book for 50 comic books for
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$25.00. So I'm about to open that shit
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now and she. Oh, yeah.
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There you go. So yeah, let's do a surprise
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review of an unboxing on the channel.
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Let's go. All
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right, so 50 books and I know I'm not going to go through all
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of them tonight. These are all the other way
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around. Some of them are put in Baggies.
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I got the Punisher 2099. Two of them I got a Strange.
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I got a Wolverine number one. Oh shit.
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Big Bang comics, a few of them exclusive Rising stars of wizard
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#0 I got a Wolverine issue 5, Red Hood Arsenal.
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Some Deadpool books. Yeah.
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Deadpool. Deadpool.
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Another Punisher 2099. Damn, they really wanted to get
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rid of the Punisher. They said here you can have
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these. Oh, shit.
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I got a whole line of them. I'm still.
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But they give me all fifty of them.
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What the hell, they got the master.
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Zorro and Vampirella. I remember her.
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Can't show that. Can't show that on stream.
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Super Dinosaurs. Batman and Catwoman together.
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Brave at the Bulls. American Splendor.
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Oh damn, wasn't that a movie? Windfall.
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American Splendor, Comic books, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.
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Metal Man, Metal Man, Other more metal men, another Power Ranger
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book #8 more Rangers. Oh, look at this cover.
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Why? For real.
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Green Ranger, yes, that's nice. Punisher 2990 got Batman in
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there Bat members. It's the Batman the Beware the
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Batman's from the cartoon group of Doom 299DC Nation, The Night
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Man Free comic book day. Oh, thank you.
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You included a free comic book day where you know we're
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supposed to be a free comic book on free comic book day into my
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$25 nice skate man Arrow Green Arrow Some book called someday
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with John Parrish just written on it.
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Secrets of Shadows, Mutant versus Ultras, Another Power
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Ranger 1 and Power Rangers. I'm a big fan of Power Rangers
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now. All right, 50 books in one box.
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I'm gonna go through all of them later on in the week to read
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them all, but hell yeah. The audacity.
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I know, right? The audacity.
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Like that's. Why this shouldn't?
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She said wow, a mystery box. Alright, cool, yes wow, a
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mystery box. So yeah, that was it right
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there. Got the Lorcana cards, six of
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them. I got a bunch of Pokémon cards
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ready or we're going to be discussing that.
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I've been listening to a bunch of Pokémon podcast just same as
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I was doing with the with the Marvel rivals one as well,
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because you know, and, but they're like now they're talking
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about we're going to do episode every two weeks or once every
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two weeks. I'm like what, like, damn, never
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mind then. So I started listening to
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Pokémon podcast just because you know, like I like I gotta get, I
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can't go back to listening to my favorite shows and none of them
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came out this week. So I was like, alright, let's
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see what else is out there. There is so the Earnhardt,
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there's that rival rivals dude, Blade is coming finally.
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So they they they did announce it.
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And I just say, you know what? It'd be great if he wasn't
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showing up, but he's not showing up yet.
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Season 3, season 3 Greg season first initial season 3 is going
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to be the Phoenix Jean Grey. It's going to look like Jean
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Grey with the phoenix right behind her like a a bird right
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behind her and that's like she's just freaking amazing.
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The skins, however, This is why I'm telling you to buy the game.
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They'll get the game system already, and I'm going to tell
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you this every freaking month until you do the skins.
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This game dude, are all all venom.
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There's a Venom Squirrel Girl. There's a Venom shark, the
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freaking Jeff the shark Venom. There's a Venom Rocket raccoon.
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There's a Venom Groot. And like we're reading the
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entire things. I'm reading the entire things at
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the bottom of where they mentioned, like where they first
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showed up in which comic book And you start saying I, I, I, I
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am Venom instead of I am Groot like I am Venom.
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There's the Phoenix Wolverine where he just lights up
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everywhere, there's the Phoenix white queen, the Phoenix Namor.
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There's a skins of just the phoenix and venom and I'm
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fucking hyped up for this. I can't wait.
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Season 3 is going to be so freaking awesome. 3.5 however,
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is going to finally include blade.
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We've been waiting for this for like, since like the first
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season and stuff, since we, they, they put it in the fucking
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thing and like, he's finally gonna show up.
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And then season 4 is gonna be in August, I believe is in August.
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So every month after that is they're just gonna come out with
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new characters. Yeah, it's gonna be in August.
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September. It's gonna be in, in September.
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Season 3 is gonna be in season 4 is gonna be in September.
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We're gonna. And then after that is just
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we're gonna get new characters every month from then on.
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So I, so that's freaking awesome and I can't wait for that to
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happen at all. I'm so excited for this, for
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this game. All right, what else is going
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on? This week?
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Movieweb.com reported that Vin Diesel reveals that Fate of the
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Fast and Furious 11 will release with release date and surprising
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cast member return update. Diesel made an appearance on
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Saturday at car enthusiast event Fuel Fest alongside his Fast Co
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stars Cody Walker and Tyree Gibson, during which he revealed
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that the studio had asked him about getting the next movie
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made by April 2027. Relaying his conditions for
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making this happen, he said the studio sold.
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Said to me then can we please have the finale of Fast and the
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Furious in April 2020? Seventh Decent said.
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I said under 3 conditions. First is to bring the franchise
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back to LA. The second thing was to return
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to the car culture of the street racing.
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The third thing with reuniting Dom and Brian O'Connor, that's
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going to be hard seeing that the original Brian O'Connor was
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played by Paul Walker and who passed away in a car accident in
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2015. Yeah, he says I got Universal in
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one year saying we need Fast X2 by March 2026.
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I have Comcast and the other saying we need 2 movies to the
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finale. Then the writer on Fast 5 sent
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me this image and said we need to see Dom and Hobb resolve
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their differences. I just want to get back to Rio.
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Street racing, practical stunts and the reunion of that
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beautiful brotherhood. Happy Thanksgiving.
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Favorite fast moment? Oh, for happy Thanksgiving.
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If they're gonna do that, at least recast him with Cody
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Walker like his one of his brothers.
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They will though, you know, I'm saying I think he can put it
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out, you know? Yeah, like that.
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That'd be great if they did 'cause like, I don't want to see
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the CGI version of him. You know, we thought the CGI
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version of him in like, Fast, the last Fast movie, he was in
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past 7, Fast 7. And then the whole song came on
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and we're like, that's when we all started crying and shit,
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like, Oh my God. But even then, it's like, you
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just knew, like this is from Fast 3 or Fast 4 when 'cause you
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saw that image already. You saw them.
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Yeah. Go after each other.
29:04
Hopefully they do. They do it with Cody Walker.
29:10
What was your favorite fast moment?
29:12
My favorite fast moment. Yes.
29:17
I would say the end of fast 5 when they open up to safe and
29:29
out of money fella. Oh damn.
29:33
That was big. That was big for me though
29:36
'cause they finally pulled it off, you know what I'm saying?
29:39
And I started opening night too. Yeah, there you go.
29:50
Very fast moment when they find out that everyone's still alive.
29:58
Han Han. Yeah.
29:59
Yeah, still alive. Like we get to the fast 3/1 and
30:07
Japan. Tokyo Drift, yeah.
30:10
Tokyo Drift. And then we hear like, Han doing
30:13
all kinds of things with that, and then he dies.
30:17
And who the hell is this guy? He comes back in, I don't know,
30:23
he comes back in five and six and all this other shit.
30:26
And then, like, every time they tease us, like, hey, you're
30:32
gonna, you know, what are you gonna do with this money?
30:35
Not yet. I'm not going to tell you yet.
30:41
And then he just looks at the cameras, like winks.
30:43
It was like, oh, motherfucker, All right.
30:46
And then the next one, he finally does.
30:48
They finally do the whole thing is like, hey, I know I'm gonna
30:50
go to Japan. I know Tokyo.
30:52
I mean, Tokyo. I'm just going to go over there.
30:55
I know people. They're like, oh, OK, Come back
30:58
to when Hobbs Shah kills him or supposedly kills him and then
31:05
like comes back again because, you know, he's not really dead.
31:09
Nobody stays dead in this place, Even Lefty.
31:12
Lefty didn't die at all, of course, with her face.
31:17
Wonder Woman didn't die at all. Like like how do you not die
31:21
after like getting thrown out of a fucking plane while moving?
31:27
Like OK, explain that. Watch Jacob Toretto.
31:33
He he gonna, he gonna come back. Watch him blow up in that car.
31:39
He didn't blow John Cena. Now you can't see John Cena at
31:42
all. John Cena is going to come back.
31:46
Who, like a bunch of people, are even thinking what, Cardi B?
31:50
Yeah, she don't be in the next one I heard.
31:52
Yeah. Man, bad enough we have her for
31:58
Summer Slam, but OK, that's fine, we can have her here too.
32:04
Oh my goodness. But yeah, like, I love this
32:08
movie, but same time, you know what?
32:11
Let we have to see it through, right?
32:14
But you know, you know, it's it's go, it's gonna keep, it's
32:19
gonna keep going on. They don't keep coming up with
32:21
spin offs. This shit ain't gonna die.
32:25
This shit ain't gonna die. Hobson shot 2.
32:28
It ain't. It's not going to never die, no.
32:31
Hobson shot 2 and then Jacob Toretto spin off like Where have
32:38
you been? Disappeared and then took the
32:43
drift again. What's?
32:47
You know what? And then we're.
32:48
Going to have a you know that they they're that they or
32:52
granting power Walker's wish to make 1010 movies.
32:56
Everybody said why they stabbed they should have stopped and he
32:58
died and I he wanted 10. They do A10.
33:01
I wouldn't give a shit if they made fast 200.
33:05
I'll stay. I'll stay.
33:07
That's my that's my favorite franchise, one of my favorite
33:10
franchise, but the franchise don't keep coming.
33:12
Watch what I seen my words don't spin.
33:14
That's going to keep coming. Yeah, that's going to be coming.
33:18
I mean what the same thing with Resident Evil?
33:23
Like I've only there to watch Mila at this point.
33:27
Kept coming. Kept coming like giant.
33:30
WS under WS Anderson. I know she's your wife, but can
33:34
we like kill her off now and like talk about somebody else?
33:39
I mean, she served her purpose. Alice is like a clone of Alice.
33:44
Alice, you know, she served her purpose.
33:47
Can we, like, do another story now?
33:49
But again, like, I have to see this through.
33:51
It's a franchise that I've watched from the beginning.
33:53
It's like, oh, oh, this is horrible.
33:54
Oh, yeah. How's it going to watch it?
34:00
How's. It going to happen.
34:04
How is it going to end? Exactly like that whole
34:06
cliffhanger. I'm like, really?
34:08
And then they got Alan Richardson, Mr. I don't do legs.
34:23
Fucking skip leg. Day over there cuz all you see
34:25
is just like the two sticks and then the whole round body right
34:29
there like what are you? What is that is that your real
34:33
body dude? Is that really what you really
34:35
look like? What?
34:40
And I for sure. I can't wait to see him get
34:45
killed off. OK, what's it called?
34:53
Just Momoa, of course. He's chews up the scenery every
34:59
everywhere he goes. That boy stole I.
35:03
Like, I couldn't believe this. Yeah, I like, I wouldn't expect
35:10
it, though. I like damn.
35:14
I don't care if they. Went to the moon.
35:15
I want to watch this. I want to see just Drew.
35:18
I know eventually as well, so they.
35:19
Going to go to the moon eventually I'll go to that space
35:22
and mention it, but I like damn. Exactly.
35:31
OK, so again, hopefully Fast delivers.
35:36
Last week, we reported some of the cast for the upcoming Street
35:39
Fighter film, set to premiere in theaters in 2026.
35:42
Let's meet the cast. This week.
35:44
Eric Francisco from yahoo.com reported to other few actors in
35:47
the movie. Andrew Koji as Ryu, who started
35:52
Bruce Lee's Warrior for Cinemax, HBO Max in the film Snake Eyes,
35:55
GI Joe Origins, and Bullet Train was among the first name tap for
35:59
Street Fighter. He's expected to play Ryu, the
36:01
main Protagonism franchise. Ryu is a master martial artist
36:05
who wanders the world in search of his ultimate opponent.
36:09
Noah Centineo as Ken, a breakout heartthrob from Netflix All the
36:13
Boys franchise, Noah Centineo has entered the action hero game
36:17
with films like 2022 Black Adam and the Netflix spy series The
36:20
Recruit. That show was pretty awesome.
36:27
I really enjoyed like reading the titles of these episodes and
36:32
then like trying to figure out what they mean because they they
36:36
were all abbreviated and like every letter coincided with
36:39
something that a phrase that they all said in the freaking
36:42
show. And I was like, oh, there it is.
36:46
OK. Oh, there it is.
36:47
All right. Yeah.
36:48
Or I just look it up and be like, oh, that's what it means.
36:50
OK. Something else.
36:52
Currently in talks to play Ken, the secondary protagonist of the
36:55
three fighter franchise. Ken is where I use rival or
36:57
champion American martial artist who seeks to best by you with
37:01
whom he trained other same master in competition.
37:09
MENA says Alan Richland is built like Johnny Bravo.
37:15
Yeah, baby. Fucking love it.
37:23
I love it. Oh my God.
37:26
He is though Kalina Lang as Chali, the iconic female heroine
37:35
with legs of lightning. Chun Li will be played by Kalina
37:38
Lang, who broke out from Steven Soderbergh 23 four horror
37:41
thriller presence and the Street Fighter universe.
37:43
Chun Li is a Chinese Interpol officer and master Kung Fu seeks
37:46
revenge against them Bison for the murder of her father.
37:49
One of the most popular video game characters of all time,
37:51
Chun Li is widely considered a video game sex symbol alongside
37:54
Lara Croft. Hell yeah.
37:57
In 2018, Nicki. Minaj paid tribute to her with
37:59
her single Chun Li. She was previously portrayed by
38:02
a Mingna Wen 1994 movie and by Kristen Crook in the poorly
38:06
reviewed Street Fighter The Legend of Chun Li movie.
38:09
It was actually pretty good. I enjoyed it, not gonna lie it.
38:12
It was pretty good. Fresh new.
38:15
Take of Chun Li, Kristen Crook, Lana from Smallville.
38:20
Later at the time she was on Smallville.
38:24
So like I, I get why everybody was like Nah dude it was pretty
38:29
fun. Roman Reigns will be playing
38:33
Akuma, AW mega star whose epic run is AW champion lasted record
38:37
of 1316 days. Roman Reigns was also among the
38:40
first name said to be involved with Street Fighter.
38:42
Reigns is expected to play Akuma, a dark anti hero, the
38:45
younger brother of Ken and Ryu. Former Master Akuma made his
38:48
debut in the franchise and secret character in Second
38:50
Boston Street Fighter Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo released
38:53
in 1994. Kill me.
38:58
I never. Played on my never.
38:59
I don't even know who he is. Jason Momoa as Blanca.
39:06
Acid beam. Aquaman, commanding roles and
39:09
Fast X and the Minecraft movie weren't enough.
39:11
Just my mom may soon go into Freya's Blanca and then a
39:14
ballistic brawler who lives in the jungle.
39:16
Blanca is distinctive for his yellow green skin and electric
39:19
superpower. You know what?
39:20
It's better than the skinny guy already.
39:25
At least like. Can we see the I am though?
39:30
Make Yeah, make him look. Like the gang?
39:33
Yeah, yeah. The game and.
39:37
Have him be electrifying and stuff.
39:41
Oroville Peck as Vega Queer country superstar Orville Peck,
39:45
who famously wears a mask and hasn't shown his face in public,
39:49
will Don the mask of Vega and Street Fighter or he'll make his
39:53
big screen acting debut. His involvement was reported by
39:56
Deadline in June 2025, and the game's Vega is a mass
39:59
bullfighter from Spain who's agility and signature claw
40:01
weapon led him to nickname Spanish Ninja.
40:05
In his debut in Street Fighter Two, Vegas.
40:06
One of four final bosses that the player must defeat in order
40:09
to win the game. Late mini bosses?
40:17
Hell yeah. $0.50 is. Borog Curtis $0.50 Jackson's
40:23
getting in the ring to the rapper and businessman whose
40:26
television series Power has been capable jugging up for the past
40:28
decade. Confirmed to join 3 Fighter by
40:31
The Hollywood Reporter in June 2650, Cent will play ball rug
40:34
100 champion boxer employed by Shadowlou.
40:36
The character will closely was closely modeled after boxing
40:40
superstar Mike Tyson. That's why I really want to play
40:43
Mike Tyson. In the Japanese version of.
40:46
The game he is hanging and Bison short for Mike Bison, but the
40:50
American localization switch around the names of his
40:53
characters to avoid potential lawsuit with Tyson.
40:58
Andrew Schultz, Dan Hibiki. I said I didn't know who Dan
41:01
Hibiki was. And then I'm like, oh, Andrew
41:03
Schultz, really. June 26th.
41:07
Deadline reported that comedian Maddel Spear podcaster Andrew
41:11
Schultz had boarded 3 fighters to play Dan Hibiki in the game.
41:15
Dan Hibiki was trained by the same master.
41:16
Ryan Cannon seeks revenge against the thigh warriors I got
41:19
for the death of his father. Characterizes an overconfident
41:24
blowhard who lacks the same power and proficiency as his
41:26
fellow combatants. Dan, who wears a rose pink
41:29
karate guy, is embraced by the fandom as a joke character in
41:33
that way. A Proverter podcaster was
41:35
interviewed. Donald Trump is exactly the kind
41:37
of guy you can imagine playing Danny Mickey.
41:40
So he's going to die. In the 1st 30 minutes of the
41:43
movie. Pretty much.
41:50
They're not going to let him he's a meme.
41:51
Come on David that's Malchin as M Bison after Walton goggins was
42:01
named by insiders to be a man played a William M Bison
42:04
deadline reported on July 1st that David that matson will step
42:07
up as the tennis that's mansions career launched after he had a
42:10
memorable nonverbal part and Christopher known to Dark
42:12
Knight. He has since appeared in big
42:15
ticket movies like Blade Runner 2049 a Suicide Squad dune and
42:18
Oppenheimer. In 2023 he starred in the
42:20
brilliant horror movie late night with the devil in the
42:23
games and bison is the leader of a shadow loop crime syndicate
42:26
with the aim of becoming a world dictator.
42:29
In the first live action Street Fighter from 94 renowned actor
42:31
Raul Julia played and bison what would be his final cinematic
42:35
performance. You know what he looks like?
42:38
The part he looks like? Bison might as well do it.
42:44
And. Finally, Roman Reigns might not
42:49
be the only person from the locker room to Ender Street
42:52
Fighter. On July 1st, Cody Rose was
42:55
reported by the Nexus Point News to be on board for Street
42:57
Fighter playing US Air Force pilot Gile, who seeks vengeance
43:00
against and Bison. Whoa.
43:10
Hey, in the ring, Cody Rose calls himself that night.
43:13
American Nightmare attributes late Father American Dream Dusty
43:17
Rose with an aesthetic reminiscent of The Boys
43:18
Homelander in the 1994 movie. John Claude Van Damme play
43:22
Guile, who was provisioned as the movie's main protagonist, a
43:25
better appeal to American moviegoers.
43:29
Really, they couldn't find? Anybody else?
43:31
They were built like that though.
43:32
To play. He not it was.
43:37
Chills. Like better not talking in
43:39
English. God.
43:41
Oh man. I know so far.
43:50
OK, you know what? Yeah, it it could.
43:55
It could work. Never mind.
44:00
I mean, look what? They have big shifts to fill
44:03
basically from the original movie.
44:07
He ain't winning no best soon. And if he gonna be in that
44:09
movie? That's true.
44:14
That's true. Like, hey, long as he's busy
44:17
doing something else, I don't want him to the champion.
44:20
Again. For a while.
44:24
And then if you check out. IMDb List.
44:27
Alan Richland. We just talked about him too.
44:30
Winston Duke, Nathan Jones, Samara Weaving, Brandon Barrett,
44:34
And who could possibly playing a Honda's an actual Japanese
44:37
Yokozuna. He should Fuji Hiroki, who was
44:40
lasting in John Wick Chapter 4. So it's gonna be fucking
44:46
awesome, basically. Hell yeah.
44:52
I can't wait. Where am I?
45:05
OK, so yeah, the what do you think of the cast so far?
45:11
Good. Interesting.
45:13
I'm. Still left by the Colorado shit.
45:15
Though that's crazy. OK, help me.
45:18
But yeah, if we do you better. Give his out.
45:22
That's all I'm going to say, 'cause they is going to kill it.
45:24
They it's a whole ball game. They're going to eat them alive.
45:28
Holy Grail Holy. Grail in a video game where you
45:34
think they talk trash about coding now?
45:35
Lord have mercy. Well.
45:39
Roman to be better be. Covered too, Madam.
45:44
I know Roman can act. And I've seen Cody on Arrow
45:49
right twice, so I. Know Roman Reigns Memo 50.
45:58
Cent. This my word though sent in
46:06
Sentinel, Andrew Koji Kelly, the Lang Orville Pack and some
46:15
douche bag in a podcast Andrew shows I.
46:18
Seen his podcast that well, he's a clown though.
46:21
He ain't going to be in at home. He ain't going to be in at home.
46:25
That's what that's what I said. He's going to die in the 1st 30
46:27
minutes of it. He's going to die.
46:28
He's going to be the first victim of M Bison.
46:31
Like in You know Who. Danny Vicki was trained by?
46:37
The same master Ryan Ken. I was like, you need Ryan Ken in
46:40
there. You don't need Danna Vicki.
46:45
Oh, man. He thinks it begins.
46:49
Vengeance against the Thai wars. The gap for the death of his
46:51
father. You know what?
46:52
It's fine. We can avenge him for you.
46:57
And second, I was like. One of the other for main middle
47:02
bosses. Who is this?
47:03
I got by the freaking Vega ball rug and there was somebody else.
47:11
I forgot who that 4th 1 was. Probably.
47:19
None. Like I saw it was 3 and then
47:21
bison. Because Vegas.
47:28
Spain and thigh Thailand, Yeah, that's 'cause I remember that.
47:33
Where? Like what?
47:35
Country they were from. 'Cause you know you were like
47:38
traveling in different areas. Back in the day when there was
47:44
like. OK.
47:45
You know they're from this place, they're from this place.
47:47
It's like and it was quarters, quarter, quarters, quarters $20.
47:51
On straightforward too. Quarters.
47:54
What? Hell yeah, I know shit.
48:02
I'm still not over that hole. Alan Richmond is building Johnny
48:05
Bravo Girl. Hey, I love it, honest.
48:07
Honest. You shit like that though, The
48:09
girl said Johnny. Bravo.
48:11
Oh man, I did say we're gonna summarize Absolute Superman.
48:25
Let's bring up the lore of absolute Superman.
48:27
I, I got the first issue last week because I wanted to like
48:31
read up like, all right, let's be the, the origins of this
48:35
since I'm in like the latest issue or the latest issues
48:38
coming out and on July 9th in the few days.
48:44
Absolute Superman deep. Dive Issue 9 comes out July 9th.
48:50
So he a Kryptonian reborn. He's.
48:55
Forget Smallville isn't the. Farm board turned icon Oregon
48:58
we're used to in this Jason Aaron and Rafa Sandoval reboot
49:02
under DCS all absolute universe. Kellel doesn't crash land as a
49:07
baby. He arrives full grown man born
49:09
from Kryptons labor cast, not elite scientists like Darrell.
49:15
There are no kids to raise them, no comforting missed western
49:18
values. He wakes up alone on a fractured
49:21
Earth, still invincible but completely untethered.
49:23
Issues one to two to crash. In the call.
49:25
Cal fells to Earth and immediately becomes a target,
49:29
not a symbol. The military fears him, the
49:31
media distorts him, and corporations want to control
49:34
him. He makes his first public rescue
49:36
in a burning building with no suit, no name, just raw
49:39
instinct. We learned he's absorbing roads,
49:41
solar to radiation rapidly, but it's unstable.
49:44
He doesn't know even know what he is yet.
49:48
By the end of issue 2, he builds his own suit from Kurtonian Tech
49:51
embedded a ship, a modular AI enhanced armor with a Cape
49:54
board. From the ashes of Krypton.
49:57
Issues 3 to 5, the new God complex.
50:00
Clark tries to understand humanity by helping people at
50:03
St. level, rebuilding homes, stopping accidents, protecting
50:07
protesters. But he draws the attention of
50:10
the elite, not super villains, but hyper capitalist human
50:12
adversaries who sees them as a destabilizing force.
50:17
We meet Doctor Kalix, a tech mogul obsessed with controlling
50:20
Superman's biology, developing weapons to take him down just in
50:23
case. Issue 4 gives us Kal's first
50:26
true flight, not just hovering but soaring and just majestic.
50:29
But it's also lonely, so we don't get a black salute.
50:33
Trying to get a Doctor Kalix instead.
50:38
Lex Luthor probably wants to be his friend at this moment.
50:41
It's like, you know what, we're cool.
50:45
The same thing with. Batman with absolute Batman
50:47
where he's friends with his enemies.
50:51
This could be the same thing over here where Superman is
50:53
friends with Lex Luthor. Issue six to seven.
50:58
The uprising Cal joins forces with activist scientists.
51:02
This is a movement dubbed the Ground Light, a collective
51:05
trying to stop privatization of clean energy and basic human
51:10
rights. This Superman has a
51:12
revolutionary, not just a rescue icon.
51:15
But it doesn't go well. Doctor Calyx unleashes a new
51:17
threat, Atomica, A sentient antimatter being designed to
51:21
destabilize Cal at the molecular level.
51:26
Their battle spans. The crumbling skyline and the
51:28
cops and dam, and Clark is forced to make a horrifying
51:31
choice, absorb the antimatter explosion with his own body,
51:34
nearly dying to protect the city.
51:37
Issue 8. Echoes of Krypton After the
51:39
battle, Cal is in a near death coma, floating in a solar stasis
51:43
field above Earth. He experiences visions of
51:45
Krypton, not just what it was, but what it could have been if
51:47
cast symptom didn't ruin it. He sees his parents, but not not
51:51
comforting. It's a challenge.
51:52
They ask him, will you do better on Earth?
51:54
People begin to rally behind Superman, not as a savior but as
51:57
a symbol they want to build a round.
51:59
Issue ends with Clark waking up. His power is unstable but slowly
52:02
returning and someone is waiting for him.
52:04
We don't see who, just glowing red eyes and an ominous voice.
52:08
Time to meet the last on the earth.
52:12
I'm definitely going to. Go get that book.
52:16
What makes this Superman different?
52:17
Blue collar Krypton. Cal is a worker, not a noble,
52:21
and that changes how he sees power.
52:23
No can't. He has to build his morality
52:25
from scratch through lived experiences.
52:29
His powers are unstable, not always predictable, not always
52:31
reliable. His mission is collective.
52:34
He doesn't save the world for people, he inspires them to save
52:37
it. With him.
52:38
The world is modern. AI, politics, eco disaster,
52:41
media distortion. This is their Superman for the
52:44
now. So far, it's absolutely has been
52:50
quietly brilliant. A character studying hope
52:52
without privilege, with power without control and purpose born
52:56
from lost. With issues 9 around the corner,
52:59
one seems clear. Clark Kent may not have been
53:01
raised on Earth, but he's still the best of us.
53:05
Yeah. So can't wait to read that one
53:08
and tell you what it's like. The absolute universe is pretty
53:13
awesome. I love it.
53:15
Like instead. Of having.
53:17
Like it's a comic book, you know, comic book ideology and
53:21
all that stuff. It's like, oh, what would happen
53:24
if these guys came now in this world now Batman, like hanging
53:30
out with his enemies. His dad died at an early age.
53:36
His mom's still living and she's like trying to become a cop.
53:42
Bruce worked on the Steel City and everything.
53:48
Wonder Woman, as like it's too early to tell at this moment, is
53:51
on issue 2. There's also absolute Martian
53:55
Manhunter, absolute Flash, absolute new absolute Green
54:00
Lantern, which I'm gonna try to get one of each one.
54:06
Like I got, I was gonna get. Absolute flash I see.
54:09
You know what? Let me let me see something else
54:10
real quick. So I'm gonna try to get like,
54:13
not all of them, but like at least one of them to like
54:16
realize to check how they all are and stuff and read up on
54:21
them. All right then that was our deep
54:25
dive into absolute Superman, the comic book.
54:30
So how? Yeah, dude, that Up next, What
54:36
music video channel raised you the box?
54:39
TRL, VH1, top 20, rap city, MTV jams, maybe even much music.
54:44
If you had the bootleg cable hookup, let us know.
54:47
Ah Christine IG says Mt VS TRL, VH1 one O 6 and park and my
54:54
local station CMC California music channel all raised me.
54:57
TRL used to host those want to be a VJ nationwide searches and
55:02
when they came to San Francisco me and my girls waited in long
55:04
lines just to audition with thousands of others.
55:06
The best part was seeing Aaliyah arriving and performing live on
55:09
stage. Hell yeah.
55:14
And every time I see a. Wannabe a VJ saying I just think
55:17
of Jesse. He ruined it for everybody.
55:24
Shut up. Peaches says definitely.
55:29
The MTV jams or country See empty country music and Carson
55:33
Daly or whatever. Still little redhead says MTV
55:37
Jane says I remember that my childhood friend had TRL because
55:40
her dad he's half douche had taken one of them dishes with
55:43
all the channels home from vacay in Germany.
55:45
I watched a little bit MTV and BH when we finally got a dish
55:48
way later menace says MTV and BT and she says Invisible Man by
55:55
90°. Are you just Somebody by Leah?
55:59
Sometimes by breaking Spears and those were the songs that she
56:04
would listen to over and over and watch him video love over
56:08
and over again. Lauren LB says.
56:12
Also my favorite music video. One point was Bop by Hanson.
56:17
She's asking us to be nice. We're not going to.
56:27
Good on you though. Good on you, but we're not going
56:30
to three fall BB, says Céline Dion middle of the night CD ads.
56:36
Because you're my no, because I'm your lady.
56:39
Is that what it was? That's all I can think of it.
56:41
I remember some of it says Céline Dion middle of the night
56:43
CD ads and then like World Life Music.
56:51
Get it now. For just $0.10 you can get all
56:55
these CDs. Like I'm thinking of that at
57:01
this moment. It's like, you know, like it's
57:04
in the middle of the night at 3:00 AM, this commercial pops up
57:09
and you're like waking up because you've been sleeping.
57:13
You fell asleep through mash and in the, in the middle of this
57:17
commercial, it's drinking. For $0.10 you can get off like
57:21
50 CDs. And one of those CDs was Céline
57:24
Dion, and she would just pop out and sing this song.
57:29
And. Zero money down exactly so this
57:34
when? I got out of high school they
57:35
used to had a soul ballast, so I'll be in there knocked out.
57:39
I'm sleep didn't I heard you are my lady.
57:43
I wake. Up yes loot your back the
57:47
jamming like. Somebody had to buy this damn
57:49
compilation though. Yeah, I remember that.
57:52
Old time, life time life, music. So there it is time.
57:57
Life. Not world life.
57:59
It's time life. Music, Jesse says TRL, not a
58:07
bat. Mix says this used to be my
58:09
playground by Madonna. So yeah, those songs.
58:16
But yeah. So which one raised you?
58:19
Me. I say box.
58:24
MTVBT And for the people back in Texas who didn't have cable, we
58:30
would have to wait until Saturday night and they'll show
58:34
this little one hour show flavor TV on the station.
58:40
So it'd be like the newest, newest rap video.
58:42
We have to wait a whole week. But then I started stealing
58:45
cable, so I ain't care no more. Oh my God.
58:50
I didn't care no more. Yeah, mine was the box.
58:54
Like, but I would always go to a friend's house and they had the
58:58
box there. So it'd be like, I'd be like
59:01
watching this whole thing, like go look at it and then like,
59:05
wait, what channel is this? Let me go to my house real
59:07
quick. It's like, no, it's not there.
59:09
I don't have it. I'd have to have an antenna.
59:11
Shit. OK, I have the antenna is how I
59:13
watched ECW back in the day. Because you know, you couldn't,
59:18
you weren't able to watch it anywhere unless you have an
59:20
antenna and like squiddy lines too.
59:22
So the box had the squiggy lines and I'm just like looking, you
59:25
know what? I don't care about the squiggly
59:26
lines at the moment. I'm just listening.
59:29
And then he had all these West Coast songs there and yuck mouth
59:39
E40. I'll always mention E40 5 on it
59:48
when I was too short. You got like everything I
59:52
mentioned last week basically and then you had the the whole.
59:59
Mac Mac. Dre, Mac Dre.
1:00:02
Yeah, Mac Dre. Then you had the whole the ice
1:00:05
cube and all this other stuff and like, you know, you'd have
1:00:08
to call in and be like, hey, I want, you know, clicking the
1:00:12
number and stuff and. Punch in what number you want.
1:00:15
For the music video to come out and play, it always cost money,
1:00:17
of course. So I'd be my my friends.
1:00:19
I was like, hey, like, I'm ordering this video.
1:00:22
OK? It's like, why?
1:00:23
Like it's coming up anyway. Say people order it all the
1:00:25
time. It's like, oh, we're OK.
1:00:27
So like, I sat there like waiting and waiting and waiting
1:00:31
the entire night and finally they play.
1:00:33
It was like, hell yeah, there it is.
1:00:36
But when I got home, it was like.
1:00:40
Yeah, but at the same. Time it was worth it because you
1:00:42
don't see it on MTV, you don't see it on BH1 or TRL or BT They
1:00:48
don't play it. It's like because it's fucking
1:00:50
hard hard as hard as rap. So finally, like I get home,
1:00:56
it's all like MTV, MPH1 and BT So like I'd wait till like
1:01:02
everybody's asleep, wake up and it's like have fucking Tony,
1:01:06
Tony Pony playing on BET with this our anniversary.
1:01:13
Because I used to love R and. B Like I was my shit.
1:01:16
I have a fucking greatest hits of Tony, Tony, Tony and
1:01:19
everybody be like, who's this? I was like, motherfuckers, you
1:01:22
don't know who Tony, Tony, Tony is.
1:01:26
Oh dude, you, you heard? These songs on freaking, what's
1:01:30
it called? House party?
1:01:31
You heard these songs on these other.
1:01:34
You just don't know the name of the people.
1:01:36
And then Rafael Saadi comes out solo and I'm just like, what?
1:01:41
Hell yeah. I don't know.
1:01:46
But I had the best the the hits and I'm just like, hell yeah,
1:01:50
this is awesome. I had a new addition.
1:01:52
Greatest hits. Tony, Tony, Tony.
1:01:55
Greatest hits. It was all R&B back in the day
1:01:59
because, you know, I was like, fucking, I'm going to school.
1:02:02
Like, I like these songs. Yeah, yeah.
1:02:05
And the girl would love these songs.
1:02:06
I was just like, hell yeah. What's going on?
1:02:08
I got you. Like I I listen to that.
1:02:10
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I listen to that.
1:02:14
Who else? There is some obviously freaking
1:02:17
Toni Braxton with her and break my heart shit, but I would
1:02:22
always like have a videotape already and just put it on there
1:02:25
and just record it. The other day I was trying to
1:02:28
look for that freaking notebook. I thought I had it, but I
1:02:31
didn't. I don't I don't have it anymore.
1:02:33
But in that notebook every time I just like one day, you know
1:02:37
what, let me see what what videos are on this videotape.
1:02:40
There's like 5-10 videotapes that I had music videos from
1:02:44
throughout the years and it's like every fucking year.
1:02:47
It'd be like, oh, let me put this one in there just because,
1:02:49
you know, But I had a notebook where it's just like video one,
1:02:53
video 2, video 3. And then I write down video one,
1:02:56
video 2, video 3 on the videos on the cassettes.
1:02:59
So I had this notebook of just like fucking songs would be like
1:03:02
8 hours, six hours and stuff. And it's like, oh, like 15 music
1:03:08
videos of one of them being the same song.
1:03:10
And it was probably boys to men looking answers.
1:03:13
I love it. I love it too.
1:03:15
Boys to men. It was Doctor Dre.
1:03:21
It was all these everybody from back in the day.
1:03:25
And it would be, let's take the same video of wasn't phase Tevin
1:03:29
Campbell. It'd be some midnight love stuff
1:03:34
as well, Maxwell. And wasn't Phase I forgot his
1:03:46
name Erykah Badu? You know Kyron?
1:03:57
Every every one of them and they're just like this is this
1:04:01
is the best. I I I enjoyed watching these
1:04:04
videos. The goofy movie Kevin Campbell.
1:04:08
It's the reason I know who Kevin Campbell is a goofy movie.
1:04:12
He was fucking power line. So it's like.
1:04:17
Hell yeah, these, these freaking movies are awesome.
1:04:20
These shows are awesome. Will Smith Of course there was
1:04:23
like some Men in Black 1, Bobby Brown, R Kelly.
1:04:28
Of course I had R Kelly. Who didn't?
1:04:32
Who didn't? Usher.
1:04:36
And then and Sting came around, all these other people of the
1:04:40
the boy bands, New Kids on the Block, what's it called?
1:04:48
And then I started recording the I love VH1, I love the 80s
1:04:51
stuff. No, not those, not, not yet.
1:04:54
Not yet. Not the moment it was.
1:04:58
What's it called the? VH1 stuff the top 20 of the week
1:05:04
and. Then I'll.
1:05:06
Freaking behind the music start. Recording those behind the
1:05:09
music. Because they're like, they're
1:05:11
crazy to me. Milli Bonilli, the top 100
1:05:16
videos of that year. Like I have this whole video
1:05:20
saying it's like, you know what? No Madonna.
1:05:22
All of them. And the video was like.
1:05:25
What, some of them were four hours, one of them was six
1:05:28
hours. And of course the 8 hour videos,
1:05:30
like I, I had to like sit there and watch the entire sing for me
1:05:35
to like write it down. It's like how, why did I put on
1:05:37
the 8 hour video? This is crazy to me.
1:05:40
And then I, you know what, fuck this.
1:05:43
The rest of it is wrestling my cousin.
1:05:45
My cousin did that. He.
1:05:46
He had a, he had a block of videos.
1:05:48
It was MTVBT, VH1, and then he got tired of recording and shit.
1:05:54
So you remember when you'll stop a video and when you're
1:05:56
recording over something, then a line will come up.
1:05:59
And then so the line came up. It was Summer Slam.
1:06:02
Undertaker versus Undertaker. Oh, the line came up in.
1:06:07
Mind, it used to come in in mind and it's like because I got it
1:06:10
from a friend's house. So it's like, you know, you have
1:06:12
to like, sit there and like right in front of the VCR just
1:06:15
in case because the line came up and usually, you know, wrestling
1:06:19
or porn. These motherfuckers recorded
1:06:22
porn. On it and I was like mother and
1:06:24
it's like not even, not even the entire thing.
1:06:26
It's like 5 seconds of it. I was like, motherfucker.
1:06:33
Why would you do that? Why?
1:06:36
Not. Pissed you off, right?
1:06:38
Yeah, menace, says D'Angelo. That's what I was thinking of.
1:06:45
Two, she saw. D'Angelo when he had a fucking
1:06:47
song that he was just fucking that badass naked.
1:06:51
Hey, Untitled. Untitled.
1:06:54
How does it feel? Oh, Yep.
1:06:58
Yeah, remember. It Oh yeah all right our next
1:07:05
question was what was your go to after school talk show the
1:07:10
perfect 5:00 to 7:00 PM block right after cartoon but before
1:07:13
the prime time drama hit with your Ricki Lake Sally Jesse
1:07:16
Raphael team summit Mt VS loveline let.
1:07:20
Us know we're about. To build an ultimate 90s talk
1:07:23
block lineup from your pics and shout you out next episode, Jane
1:07:28
says. Remember watching a little bit
1:07:29
Ricki Lake as well. Gotta love watching some drama
1:07:33
menace says my go to talk show with Ricky like and Jones.
1:07:36
Batman says I love Dateline or Jerry.
1:07:39
Jesse says Judge Judy. OK, let's let's do that.
1:07:46
Judge Judy it's a talk show. What was yours man?
1:07:52
Ricky, like Jenny Jones, Jerry Springer, come on and.
1:07:59
During the day, come on at night, OK?
1:08:03
We had to wait late to watch Jerry.
1:08:05
Springer but but for real. But I remember mainly Ricki.
1:08:09
Lake and Jenny Jones, that was my go to back then.
1:08:18
Called Mario one more. Mario one like that so.
1:08:24
Might have been maybe Monterey? I thought Montel Williams in
1:08:27
there too. Montel.
1:08:29
Williams, there it is. Like right before I got.
1:08:36
Home from school my I catch my mom watching Sally and school by
1:08:39
Oliver Donahue Montel Williams and Maury was like around that
1:08:44
time, but right right like as soon as I got home.
1:08:47
But it wasn't it crazy, Maury. Yet though, that was that was
1:08:50
when he was a real deal. Like it was different kind of
1:08:52
topics. It was way for that baby Mama
1:08:54
stuff. So yeah.
1:08:57
Right before the whole stuff. Yeah, Maury, Ricki Lake, Jenny
1:09:03
Jones, Jerry Springer and who? Yeah, Maury are.
1:09:11
Yeah, those three, those three. Because then like I when the
1:09:14
whole thing with the third party line came up, like that's all we
1:09:19
what we've been talking about was like, did you watch Brady?
1:09:22
Jerry? Did you watch Jerry's?
1:09:23
Like yeah, I did. And and if you didn't?
1:09:27
There'd be another episode coming right up like that exact
1:09:31
same night. It's like, oh, I didn't catch
1:09:33
it. I got to wait till like a Jerry.
1:09:36
Dare let me. Liana says Jerry, like I'd have
1:09:41
to like wait until like night time.
1:09:43
But like at that time the whole thing was like, we're just like
1:09:47
fucking, that's all we would talk about all that little teams
1:09:50
would talk about because we were teenagers.
1:09:52
We didn't know what the fuck we wanted to do Ricki Lake.
1:09:54
And then, like, we decided to, like, analyze the show Ricki
1:09:57
Lake. You'd be talking about it
1:09:58
because you wanted to surprise old flame from high school,
1:10:04
Jenny Jones, if you wanted to do an upgrade on yourself.
1:10:10
And then Jerry and Jerry Springer, just because you know
1:10:14
what this is? Shit is a fucking and I'm a mess
1:10:17
ANYWAYS. So it's like, whatever.
1:10:22
And then you hear, like, Jenny Jones is going on hiatus because
1:10:26
of the fucking killing that happened.
1:10:27
Yeah, dude finding out that this guy was in love, so he killed
1:10:32
him off. I was like, oh shit, that's
1:10:34
crazy. Yeah, yeah, right.
1:10:38
There was a documentary. I'm like, oh, damn.
1:10:44
And then the next day at school, we'd be talking about it with
1:10:47
our friends. And it's like, oh, it's not.
1:10:49
Hey, what happened on Buffy? No, no.
1:10:51
Did you watch Jerry Springer? Did you watch Ricki Lake?
1:10:54
Oh, hell yeah, Dude, that's crazy.
1:10:56
I know right? What about Buffy?
1:10:59
Don't like I didn't catch it. Or watching Jerry Springer.
1:11:01
I'm going crazy. And then they capitalize it on
1:11:03
fucking Jerry Springer the movie.
1:11:08
It was. I mean it.
1:11:09
Was fine. It's like, why?
1:11:11
Why not Ricki Lake the movie? Why not Jimmy Jones the movie?
1:11:15
You know, but you know, everybody connected to Jerry
1:11:18
Springer and the fight, and then you started seeing Ricki Lake
1:11:24
and people would be getting fights in there, too.
1:11:26
And she'd be like, no, we're not doing that here, no.
1:11:30
She shut it down Real. Quick.
1:11:34
And then every. Every kid actor had a show, a
1:11:39
late night talk show after that. This girl from the Cosby Show, I
1:11:43
forgot who it was. Yeah, Tampus, there it is.
1:11:48
She had a late night talk show and I'm just like, really now
1:11:50
everybody wanted a late night talk show.
1:11:54
Arsenio. I was like Arsenio.
1:11:55
Came back, but still like, you know what?
1:11:57
Yeah, last. Long 'cause it wasn't this and
1:12:00
like everybody got old. We got older and then I watched
1:12:03
it though, but this new generous they no member, no Arsenio wild
1:12:07
shit like that, you know right? I was like, oh, you guys didn't
1:12:11
give it a chance to start last. No time for real.
1:12:23
So teen. Summit, I don't know who what
1:12:26
teen Summit or MTV's love like I said, oh, MTV's love line Yeah,
1:12:29
like, you know what? This isn't for me, but at the
1:12:32
same time like. Adam Corolla What the?
1:12:36
Hell, why would it? How do I?
1:12:38
Why? Why?
1:12:42
I don't get it. Out of.
1:12:45
Out of all the freaking. Dean heartthrob out there.
1:12:48
You couldn't pick someone to have fucking horse teeth.
1:12:54
Oh yeah. I was like, how do we relate
1:12:57
there? Go away.
1:12:58
You're not MTV material. Get the hell out of here.
1:13:02
Right. Like you try your comedian and
1:13:07
the other guy is a fucking doctor.
1:13:12
Can we get like some? Real team people here like Love
1:13:16
Line people like they're actually, oh, it's for a gold.
1:13:20
OK, never mind. At least we didn't get Doctor
1:13:23
Ruth. All right, on next week's
1:13:38
episode, school is in session. Like we're talk.
1:13:41
We're taking it back to homeroom with heat, so bring your Lisa
1:13:45
Frank, your Fruit Roll up, and that mystery locker funk that
1:13:47
still haunts you. What was in your school bag?
1:13:51
Mechanical pencils you kept clicking to impress your crush.
1:13:54
Folded note written gel pen with do you like me?
1:13:56
Yes, no, maybe check boxes, check yes or no.
1:14:01
Or maybe, you know, sometimes they said shut the fuck up.
1:14:07
What? Kind of stickers.
1:14:08
Lived on your Trapper Keeper or locker door?
1:14:11
Were you wrapping holographic Pokémon Goosebumps Goosebump
1:14:14
covers know for your quote or that Delia's magazine Terrell
1:14:17
you weren't allowed to have? I was wrapping the rest of Yeah,
1:14:20
of course. What after school snack?
1:14:24
Would you throw hands over? We're talking Dunkaroos,
1:14:26
Gushers, Kid Cuisine for Topi are the last cosmic brownie
1:14:30
corner with the maximum sprinkle coverage.
1:14:32
I was actually thinking of the Bagel Bites.
1:14:36
Yeah, the pizza rolls. Pizza rolls and bagel bites.
1:14:38
Bagel. Yeah, I was talking.
1:14:39
About yeah, things have a chain though, yeah.
1:14:43
Yeah, hell yeah. Drop your answers in the
1:14:46
comments, send a voice memo, or tag your crew.
1:14:48
We might just shout you out on the next episode like we're on
1:14:52
the Soul Train. Stress scramble, board duty
1:14:55
backpacks on earbuds in classes session next week, and now fade
1:15:01
out like Angel at the end of the world with a dragon to slay and
1:15:03
nothing left to lose. Queue up that whispery second
1:15:06
verse of Seals Kissed from a Rose or scream like it's 1995
1:15:10
and the aliens just blew up the White House.
1:15:13
We will not go quietly. Into the night we will not
1:15:17
vanish without a fight. Today we celebrate our
1:15:21
Independence Day. There you go, we just dropped
1:15:26
more. Nostalgia and more finale where
1:15:27
everyone's a daddy. You're the daddy.
1:15:34
You're. The daddy, you're the daddy.
1:15:36
Big shout out to Greg who did slidden smoother than Carlton
1:15:40
Banks on a slow jam dance off. It's not unusual to be lonely.
1:15:46
Whether you were choking on Pixie sticks dust while yelling
1:15:49
over guts 3 way, calling your crush and forgetting to mute
1:15:53
your own mind, setting a VCR timer like it was a nuclear code
1:15:57
just to catch Rhapsody the basement.
1:16:00
You belong here because I'm at 3rd place.
1:16:03
We don't just grow up, we power up with game GD cheat codes sent
1:16:08
it erasers that always smell like burnt plastic and kool-aid
1:16:11
burst. You definitely weren't supposed
1:16:13
to freeze, but did anyway. We we are the ones who
1:16:18
choreographed Backstreet back like it was right.
1:16:22
Wonder. Wonder how many cups of sugar it
1:16:24
actually take to go to the moon? Fought over who got the.
1:16:29
Fought over who got to be Kimberly.
1:16:31
Even the dudes don't lie. We're talking Power Rangers.
1:16:37
Pink, right? You know.
1:16:37
You. Believe.
1:16:39
Temple guards were believed temple guards were Rion could
1:16:42
legally abduct you and waited 4 minutes for the dial up to load
1:16:46
just to change your AIM away Message to every morning by
1:16:50
Sugar Ray. So when live flashes you the.
1:16:56
Game over screen punching M3P cheat code and come back for
1:16:59
comic book stacks that smell like 711 spinner axe whisper
1:17:02
Lord cliffhangers that should have had a next time on screen
1:17:05
music video breakdowns from the box, much music and that one
1:17:08
time Maya wore that dress. There in CD mixed with.
1:17:14
Pat, Fat Boy Slim, Tamia and the Romeo and Juliet soundtrack and
1:17:18
episodes that hit harder than their football to the face
1:17:21
during indoor recess. Smash that file like you.
1:17:24
Just entered the Konami code and tagged that one friend who still
1:17:27
says they don't make him like they used to.
1:17:33
Yeah, we know they don't make them like we used to.
1:17:36
Yeah, shut the fuck up. We keep it 100 like a wallet
1:17:40
chain clinging against cargo shorts.
1:17:41
I still own those. A Capri Sun that sprayed you in
1:17:45
the face 9 times out of 10. I hated that A Clarissa Explains
1:17:49
All rerun that felt more relatable than your 7th grade
1:17:51
diary so catches an IG TikTok thread, blue sky or pages on
1:17:55
your friends sidekick like it's 2004 and you're downloading
1:17:58
tipsy offline wire at 3:00 AM. Drop your all time.
1:18:06
Favorite after the after school snack, Tell us what stickers
1:18:10
were on your wrapper keeper and confess what wasn't allowed in
1:18:13
your locker but definitely was there anyway.
1:18:16
And who knows, I might just tell you what we what what it means
1:18:20
what? It's it what it tells?
1:18:24
About you based on your stickers.
1:18:31
Queenie B says her after. School snack with Popeyes fried
1:18:34
chicken because she was working. Oh my goodness, you know that's
1:18:39
good. Got to.
1:18:42
Eat something we're all like, yeah, until next time, stay
1:18:48
fresh. Stay reckless and never trust
1:18:51
anyone who says they never watched a single episode of
1:18:53
Ghost Rider. Greg, thanks for riding.
1:18:58
Shotgun through all the VHS scented pixel punch chaos.
1:19:03
And to the rest of y'all vibing. With us, this is my third place
1:19:06
podcast where community creativity, just the right
1:19:08
amount of talk show chaos always collide.
1:19:13
One more time. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry and we're
1:19:17
out. See y'all later.
1:19:18
Thanks for hanging out. Bye.
1:19:24
Oh shit. Alright brother, thanks for
1:19:27
hanging out. You're fucking man.
1:19:28
As always. You killed it once again, man.
1:19:33
You killed it too, brother. Alright, I'll see y'all later.