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33 - S2 Ep8: Vacation · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: Oh your story. God damn it, I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't even know. Oh fireworks. So all the dickheads that
• 0:08
  Speaker 2: were lighting off like large fireworks, like one or two
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  Speaker 2: at a time last week did not have a show.
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  Speaker 2: But the sports youth, aquatic and recreations, like every sport
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  Speaker 2: that you might play in high school has like a
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  Speaker 2: field or a hit whatever whatever you call those things,
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  Speaker 2: plus lots of swimming pools. Right across the street from me,
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  Speaker 2: they did a firework show last night. They had when
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: organized on like one of their grassy fields, and it
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  Speaker 2: was fine. It ended at a reasonable time. I think
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  Speaker 2: I was asleep by like eleven.
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  Speaker 3: They were lighting enough till almost midnight. They were the
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  Speaker 3: illegal ones that were aerial and there was a breeze.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, this is not safe.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't that bad here. Oddly enough, San.
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  Speaker 2: Diego wasn't bad. I don't know why. Of all the
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  Speaker 2: places I ever lived in California, San Diego County was
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  Speaker 2: the least terrible. I don't know if they took like
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  Speaker 2: the fire stone.
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  Speaker 3: Counties don't sell fireworks. Depends on where.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but we're right by Mexico. Yeah, the short drive away.
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  Speaker 3: Those are the good fireworks.
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  Speaker 1: That's right on.
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  Speaker 4: The Lunai is part of the Odd Pods media network.
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  Speaker 2: Yep yike Seola. As Kiff would say, I keep watching
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  Speaker 2: his kids show. It's another Disney cartoon, and I used
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  Speaker 2: to it used to just like be on occasionally, and
• 1:57
  Speaker 2: then a couple of nights I didn't have anything I
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  Speaker 2: wanted to watch before bed, or like yesterday, I tried
• 2:02
  Speaker 2: to watch a little bit of Murder before a bit,
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  Speaker 2: but I all ultimately was like, I think I need
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  Speaker 2: something more gentle and joyous, and so I just threw
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  Speaker 2: Disney Plus on, and so I was like, I'll put
• 2:14
  Speaker 2: Kiff on. And it's about a squirrel murder. It's about
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  Speaker 2: a squirrel. Her friend who is a bunny. His name
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  Speaker 2: is Barry Buns. Her last name is the Buns family,
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  Speaker 2: and she's Kiff Chatterling And anyway, long story short, too late, Kiff,
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  Speaker 2: She says, Yanke Siola. And now I've noticed every once
• 2:41
  Speaker 2: in a while I say it, and I've only maybe
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  Speaker 2: seen like ten episodes or something. Now, like I sought
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  Speaker 2: it out to like watch some instead of it just
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  Speaker 2: being an in passing thing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not doing a podcast about this show.
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  Speaker 3: I was just gonna say a spoiler, She's gonna want
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  Speaker 3: to do a podcast.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no nothing.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing Bluey. I'm not saying we're doing a show
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  Speaker 2: about this. What I was gonna say.
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  Speaker 1: You started me in Bluey with how very Dare You?
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  Speaker 1: I remember? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well okay, so but Kristen is going to have
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  Speaker 2: to watch one episode of this Kiff show with me,
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  Speaker 2: because watch it, I found out there's a Lord of
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  Speaker 2: the Rings. They did Kiff's take on Lord of the Rings.
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  Speaker 2: It's not even like a full it's like short. I
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  Speaker 2: think it's like twenty minutes or something. So I'm so
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  Speaker 2: curious how they fit all that into a short thing.
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  Speaker 2: And the lead is a squirrel, and I'm like, who
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  Speaker 2: is she playing? Which one is she? She?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Hobby? Is she even? I'm fascinated they're really gonna
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: zip through it? And Skimble.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well they had Billy Boyd and Dominic monaghan
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  Speaker 3: who played Mary and Pippin. I'm just making sure they
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  Speaker 3: had a thing where they like what, they explained the
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  Speaker 3: whole Lord of the Rings storyline in like ninety seconds.
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  Speaker 3: It's really funny.
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  Speaker 1: I could say they have to walk a ring to
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  Speaker 1: a volcano to get rid of it and say it
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  Speaker 1: really short. You could add more from there. Yeah, there's
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  Speaker 1: a fellowship and shenanigans and sue.
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  Speaker 2: It is about accessorizing.
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  Speaker 1: Mm hmmmmmm.
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  Speaker 3: Who has a crow?
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  Speaker 2: Or? So? Sorry, I put the peanuts out the window.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, what's about her? What the.
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  Speaker 1: Don't slip me off. You're the one being bad. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: I just I thought I was maybe losing.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no no no. She knew we're recording.
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  Speaker 2: She did.
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  Speaker 1: She knew she should have a clean audio space. I know, so,
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  Speaker 1: so don't get back at us, miss thing.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think she can hear us anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I don't give a ship. This is recording.
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  Speaker 3: Worst producer ever.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't go that far. Let's wait till she can
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  Speaker 1: hear us.
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  Speaker 2: Look vicious.
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  Speaker 1: You knew we were recording.
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  Speaker 2: I did, But I did.
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  Speaker 1: You knew the outside makes noise? You knew that.
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  Speaker 3: And then I said worst producer ever? And Gina said,
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  Speaker 3: the lot's taking it a bit too far.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say that. If you're hot, put up, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, it's really no, it's not really hot. I
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  Speaker 2: was just trying to because it had been hot the
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  Speaker 2: last few days. I had every window in the house
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  Speaker 2: open when I went to take my nap, and then
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  Speaker 2: I just didn't close everything. And I had no way
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  Speaker 2: of knowing, truly, no way you didn't know that birds
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  Speaker 2: exist in your area.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I believe you.
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  Speaker 2: I had no way of knowing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm being sassy today.
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  Speaker 2: You're very sassy. I No, I fed the squirrels this morning.
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  Speaker 1: There are merry.
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  Speaker 2: Their ten pound bag of peanuts arrived, and so I
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  Speaker 2: put it.
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  Speaker 1: I put some out, just ripped it open and left
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  Speaker 1: it out.
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  Speaker 2: No, I went out there. I have a system. I
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  Speaker 2: put some out there. Well, most of the girl most
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  Speaker 2: of the peanuts got eaten, but there's a couple that
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  Speaker 2: the squirrel, I guess could not carry or eat anymore.
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  Speaker 2: And so literally why it was so loud was the
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  Speaker 2: crow who is like right here. It was like on
• 6:42
  Speaker 2: the edge of the balcony telling its grow friends. Hey,
• 6:45
  Speaker 2: the lady bought peanuts again.
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  Speaker 1: Hey food calling eleanor Ellen.
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  Speaker 3: Nevermore, that's leonor oh Leonor.
• 7:01
  Speaker 2: I was like eleanor rigl, Yeah, that's what I.
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  Speaker 1: Aaron's taking a whizz everyone.
• 7:09
  Speaker 2: Now, I am pouring.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: Target discontinued my favorite water, which was a cucumber mint.
• 7:18
  Speaker 1: That's good, doesn't sound good?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, greed to disagree. Anyways, I replaced it with a
• 7:25
  Speaker 2: watermelon lime, which I like less, but.
• 7:28
  Speaker 5: Well, good, let's just get to the one you hate
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  Speaker 5: the most. And by no, it's not bad. It's just
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  Speaker 5: not as good. It's like a similarly not punch in
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  Speaker 5: the face like jewelry water.
• 7:40
  Speaker 2: It's just like wine. It's like a hint. But I
• 7:44
  Speaker 2: got these new mio drops that I've been enjoying called Unwined,
• 7:48
  Speaker 2: and they've got magnesium and B vitamin in them, and
• 7:53
  Speaker 2: I guess they're kind of like chill drops.
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  Speaker 1: No liquid death lately off that train.
• 8:01
  Speaker 3: I haven't had any in a while.
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  Speaker 2: I have some grave fruit, but the big cans are
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  Speaker 2: getting harder to find, and the twelve ounce cans are
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  Speaker 2: more expensive.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well they're making them easier to like you buy
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  Speaker 1: a bunch and put it in your house.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, like my slaughterberries are six almost sixteen dollars
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  Speaker 3: for an eat pack. That's a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Which one is the purple one? I haven't tried that
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  Speaker 1: one yet. They're like a grape one.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I think there is a grape now.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I would love to try it.
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  Speaker 1: Grape I didn't even see Slaughterberry.
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  Speaker 3: That's the sixty one. It's a berry iced tea. I
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  Speaker 3: love that one, gotcha?
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  Speaker 2: I like, like that's a lot I do. But like
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  Speaker 2: all of you know capitalism, who we know is the victim?
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  Speaker 2: Or is the villain?
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  Speaker 1: Never?
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  Speaker 2: They never the victim, Always a villain. The six pack
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  Speaker 2: is like seven dollars for a six pack? Yeah? Where
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  Speaker 2: is before? You were getting almost twice the beverage for
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  Speaker 2: between like twelve and sixteen and more cans than six
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  Speaker 2: So I'm buying it a little less than I was
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  Speaker 2: because it's starting to like price me out of. It
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  Speaker 2: was like a dollar fifty a can if you bought
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  Speaker 2: a case, and now it's like a dollar twenty five
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  Speaker 2: for a half sized can.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was a grocery store deal. They're like, look,
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  Speaker 1: you're taking up too much space. Shrink it down. Probably
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  Speaker 1: When are we going to get golden girls glasses from
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  Speaker 1: your sister Kristin? She had the pattern?
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  Speaker 3: Yet I have golden girls with toppers?
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  Speaker 1: No, like the on the Lunai one.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I have to give her the I haven't
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  Speaker 3: given her the picture. I'll get I'll get some.
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  Speaker 2: I'll reach out to We're friends too. We were actually
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  Speaker 2: snapchatting this morning, so.
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  Speaker 1: Oh snapchatting for nudes? Right, Like, why why do you
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  Speaker 1: need it to delete?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know why her and my brother and sistern
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  Speaker 3: law always send snapchat.
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: Are you sending her titty pics?
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  Speaker 2: No that she she originated the alpha but potato I
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  Speaker 2: sent you guys earlier.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, her wicked singing?
• 10:14
  Speaker 2: So I did alphaba. I actually you only got one
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: alphabet potato in our group chat today.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies, I got three?
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  Speaker 2: Did you get all three of them? Did you me
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  Speaker 2: singing too? And then take me or leave me from you?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? And I was like this watermelons singing at me.
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  Speaker 2: Because it's green green potato, which is obviously Yeah, the
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  Speaker 2: filter freaks me out, and I love it because I
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  Speaker 2: learned by the time I did take me or leave me.
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: We'll have to maybe post that. I don't know if
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: we are allowed to post this because it's got music
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  Speaker 2: on it. I don't know anyway, Maybe we'll post this
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: video or smidgeon of it. But the depth perception of
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: the snapchat filter is such that if you like, move
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: towards her back from the screen, the potato like zooms
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: way back or zooms up, and so between my eyes
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: and shaking my head and moving the screen a little,
• 11:12
  Speaker 2: I got some pretty exciting like camera angles in my
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: take me or Leave Me Green Potato video. So I'll
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: maybe we'll share that with our followers because I could
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: post that to like my YouTube or my not YouTube,
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: my like, oh my god, I'm a thousand you guys,
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: my Instagram.
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: My book face, my mice face.
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: Kristen knows what she did.
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: She knows what did What did you do?
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: Called me old?
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Wesley called you old.
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: It's okay when I say it. It's only okay when
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: this is like Damien being too gay a function. It
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  Speaker 2: was only okay when janis.
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  Speaker 1: When he said it.
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't identify ourselves. We're on the LUNI by
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: the way.
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  Speaker 6: Hello, welcome, Welcome, Hi, Yes is me. I don't get
• 12:11
  Speaker 6: a second. I don't have cheesecake.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sleep in the other room.
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, you're just you're psychically sending us notes. Yeses, Okay, I.
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  Speaker 6: Just this is on the ILLUNI and I'm Abby, and
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  Speaker 6: he's my mom and and her friend and her other
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  Speaker 6: friend and they're gonna talk to you.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you Abby so much.
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  Speaker 2: She's a big help truthfully always No, you always pick
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  Speaker 2: on her the shade Kristen has thrown at this dog
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: this week. I cannot even account the number of ways.
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  Speaker 3: What else do you say about Abby?
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: I can't remember, but it has been a remember you're horrible?
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  Speaker 2: Well no, it's been in for sereal week for the
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  Speaker 2: two of them, Like one day, I can't with you anymore.
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  Speaker 2: And it's like me or Abby, and she's like Abby
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  Speaker 2: because if I lean fully in, it's not weird or something.
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  Speaker 2: What Kristen leans in. Sometimes she talks to Abby. Oh,
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: once in a while, I forget we're not doing a
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  Speaker 2: show or whatever, and I'll have Abby talk to her
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: just for funsies in private, and she forgets sometimes and
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: she leans pretty far in, like it's one of her nieces.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: It's pretty terrific, and I love it.
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  Speaker 1: Are you giving her like advice on college?
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  Speaker 3: And No, It'll be like twenty thirty minutes in and
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm having this whole conversation with Abby, knowing
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  Speaker 3: full well it's Aaron talking is Abby, but I'm treating
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  Speaker 3: like it's it's very odd.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes You're like, what stock should I invest in? Abby? Like,
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  Speaker 1: what do you guys talk about.
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  Speaker 2: Well shit. For a time, Abby used to ask her
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: to home to her birthday party. And there came a
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: day where Kristen snapped. Kabby would be like, okay, this
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: is me, when are you getting here from my buffet?
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: And finally, and Kristin felt bad. At first, she felt bad.
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  Speaker 2: She genuinely felt bad for this, like fictitious, very real dog,
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  Speaker 2: but my voice. She felt bad. And then one day
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  Speaker 2: she just she broke. It was like my dad to
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  Speaker 2: your birthday? Yeah, yeah, did.
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  Speaker 1: She have to break the character and go it's okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's just me, Kristin?
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  Speaker 2: I did.
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  Speaker 3: I had to. She broke.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: I broke her.
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  Speaker 1: Snap out of it. Snap out of it.
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  Speaker 2: I should say. As a performer, though, like breaking someone
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  Speaker 2: else's rhythm or character is often very exciting. We would
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: break people at Scary Farm all the time, right and
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: someone or we do like a crazy move in our
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  Speaker 2: character behind someone that was scaring someone else, and the
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  Speaker 2: other you would see the monsters melt because it was
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: a different kind of break. It was a break like
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  Speaker 2: I can't continue to try to be scary right now,
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: and they would just like melt.
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  Speaker 1: They would be like the Abby voice would be good
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: in the scared community. If you couldn't see her, you
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: just hear her. Excuse me, I'm going to come kill you.
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: Do you feel something brush? Leg?
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: Godp tap tap tap tap, excuse me, I children, you're
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: fucking dead, bitch. I got you with my teeth, my
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: tooth tooth.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, good catch. Oh my god, sorry for
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: monopolizing the first twenty seven minutes of this with my craziness.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: What's happening in your lives, ladies.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: I saw a picture of a shirt of Blue and
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: Bingo yesterday and Blue had blue tinted eyes and Bingo
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: had orange tinted eyes. I think it was just some
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  Speaker 1: bootlegh okay, And I was like, why does Bingo look
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: like she's high? And then Matt's like, well, well Blue
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  Speaker 1: has he has blue eyes, and went Bluey's a girl.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: Goddamn it, Louie is a girl. Girls, God damn it.
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  Speaker 5: He's like, oh, sorry, get it right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He calls Bingo Banjo, and I'm like, it's big ol.
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  Speaker 1: Although banjo would be a very cute day for a dog, it.
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  Speaker 2: Would be a cute name. Yeah. I'm looking at them
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  Speaker 2: right now. They live on my in their onesies. They
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: live on my computer monitor staring at me.
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  Speaker 3: Aaron always has eyes on her.
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  Speaker 2: I'm blue.
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  Speaker 3: No, you always have eyes on you because they're all
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  Speaker 3: staring at you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but not in like a creepy dollway, although if
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: I'm being on it now that I'm looking around kind
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  Speaker 2: but by far the creepiest one is my original release
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: of Little Mermaids. So like what ninety or ninety one?
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  Speaker 2: She I will she come off the monitor anymore? No,
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  Speaker 2: she is, come on. This is worth the site gag,
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: and then we'll provide a picture for our listeners.
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  Speaker 3: I've seen her.
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  Speaker 2: She is on this wood stuff and she was man
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: so you could put her on a cake or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: But look at her demon eyes. Yeah, she just stares
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  Speaker 2: at you.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: She's like she's trying to jump into your body.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: What you been up to, Kristin, Oh.
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  Speaker 3: You know, just back into the work in the grind
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  Speaker 3: after vacation. So we went camping in Tahoe and now
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  Speaker 3: I'm back living the dream.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Well come back?
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, we have no guests and like we got
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: nothing to say to each other.
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  Speaker 3: Thrilling.
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  Speaker 2: We've been talking for thirty three minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh shit, okay, let's give me the episode.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, tell us about the episode.
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  Speaker 1: Gina fucking hell all right, and.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: This is she gonna be like this now and next week.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: I'm just currring my sassy.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm on my period and I'm sassy.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Oh are you in your period? How sad for you?
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Just kidding? It's fine? Oh yeah, I was supposed to
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: go swimming yesterday and then I read online that I
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: can't swim for like after me.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: I want chlorine in there.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: I don't want really anything in there to be on.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: This week, we're talking about season two, episode eight, Vacation
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  Speaker 1: like what Kristin just had? Original air date November twenty ninth,
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  Speaker 1: nineteen eighty six, directed by Terry Hughes and written by
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Winifred Harvey.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Kristin, what do.
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  Speaker 1: You think Vacation's about? I know it's gonna be really
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: hard for you.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: They're attending a bingo tournament and the winner gets a
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: vacation prize package.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's that was actually a really good guest.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: I like fancy and oddly specific, I liked it.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Who is our villain, Christian Dorothy?
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Okay, because she seems like the least fun on vacation?
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Do you think she would like plan everything out to
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: a tea and not roll with the punches.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: I just I think it should be curmudgeony and whatnot,
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: want to do stuff.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I could be wrong.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about Dorothy the
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: character relaxed.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: I feel like Sophia would just be like, let's party,
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: mm hmm.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: I think she'd be a ball of vacation.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Blanche should just be hunting for guys. I don't know
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: what Rose would be doing.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: She'd be the one planning stupid things for the group
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: to do.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I can't participate in this. So okay, I
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: got Dorothy Ritter written to commercial. You're gonna throw this
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: to commercial?
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: You can commercial commercial.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: I am not a violent person. Why am I being maligned?
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: I'm feeling very mugged off right now? Okay, giving me
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: the ick. I'm just kidding. It's fine, guys, we're not fighting.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: We're best friends. We're gonna go away. You're gonna listen
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: to some commercials. We're gonna come back, and it's gonna
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: be fucking dope.
• 20:46
  Speaker 7: Hey, may ask me Kevin Smith. Everybody knows at the
• 20:49
  Speaker 7: root of any good relationship, any relationship worth anything, is
• 20:53
  Speaker 7: the only thing that matters between two people, and I'm
• 20:56
  Speaker 7: talking about television.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 20:57
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• 21:00
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• 21:03
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• 21:06
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• 21:08
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• 21:08
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• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Oh hey, you guys made it good? Cool spoiler alert,
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: just kidding quoted. Yeah you watched the episode by now,
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: and if you didn't, that's your fucking problem, not ours.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we love you guys. Also, yeah, you want to.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Play a quiz?
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmmmmm mm hmm. Okay, I like games.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you guys the rules. I guess because okay,
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: that's the thing. Your name is your buzzer? Please wait
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: till I finished the question.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Et Can I use Kristen's name as my buzzer only
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: if you don't want to win? Gonna anyway? Don't matter?
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah I haven't won yet.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Wow, No, don't hold back. Feel free to give her
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: a little run for money. If you know all try
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: all right this this one, you're starting.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Spicy.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Al right, Well we're starting off strong with a finish
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: the line. This time it's Sophia.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Oh hey, who am I? Gina?
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Yes, Gidget get out of here? Yep, yeah, ship all right?
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Did you forget to watch the show, Kristin?
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Or Damn?
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: I don't remember her saying, Gidget, I own all the
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Gidget movies.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: I know you just talked about this.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just missed it.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: She said, stay out the liquor cabin She goes, what
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: do I look like? Get you get out of it?
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a list of like teenager things, not.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: Car hard Yeah, out of the liquor cabinet.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that she writes down.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: I don't use the car because she's not trustworthy.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: But yeah, no I don't. I don't want her driving. Okay,
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: why does Dorothy say she called two cabs to the airport?
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Kristen, Yes, one for her and Blanche and one for.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Us because why.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Gina?
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Yes, The question says, why does Dorothy say she called
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: two cabs to the airport?
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Because she's driving her crazy with all her questions.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Yes, all right, we'll give honorable mention to Kristen, Well,
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: it's not really my fault. You didn't listen to the question.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: I could see how she would interpret it that way.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: But it is what you said is not wrong, So
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: I think you should have a point.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: That's okay, have a half a point.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, this is not Temple of the Forbidden Eye. No
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: one gets a half. No half points, no half of medallion.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Alright, nice question she's got somewhere, I guess.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck, all right. Why does Sophia say it'll be
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: nice to have the house to herself?
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Kristen, Yes, vacuum in the news.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Yes, that was sort of a throwaway line, but I
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: thought it was what all right, Who does Sophia call
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: into the house from the lunai Kristen, Yes, to.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: See the gardener or the bug guy, because he takes
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: care of the snails in the yard.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: So I think he's the gardener.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: I think it was gardener.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: His last name, I know it's Toshiro.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fine, we'll take to Shira. At this point,
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: we actually only know his name is mister Matumo. But
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: that's it, all right. So point kristin, how much does
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Dorothy say the room in the Caribbean or the Caribbean.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Costs Gina one hundred dollars a night.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Yeap, okay, all right, I'm trying neck and neck here.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: This is wild. Who is the first to be shot
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: when the revolution comes Kristin.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Yes, the guy's neighbor because Morales next door. Oh yeah,
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: the neighbor because he knocked up his sister.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Yep, I couldn't think of the name. It was the neighbor.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay. Question seven, What does Sophia do with the sushi?
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Gina? She dumps it in her purse, laughing.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: First of seeing some ship mans.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: A, it's a black hole. That person?
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Who were Grandma Moses's backup singers?
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Gina the mostes? Yeah, oh I got a chance this.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Time, Gina. She made a face when she couldn't find
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: it on her page just now. Oh. She don't know
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: if you should win or not.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: I have a hard time reading the handwriting.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Sometimes that's a you problem.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I notice what's gonna happen if I win? Will she quit?
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: No other people have beaten me.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but not me.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Girls, you're both pretty okay. This is one of these
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: famous Aaron questions. So you're gonna be like, how the fuck,
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: did you expect me to pay attention to this ship? Okay,
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: but it's literally all I saw for like most of
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: the scene. What color converse did the man with blonde
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: hair sitting on the tub have on in the bathroom?
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: Kristen?
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, Red, that's what I was gonna guess.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: They were the dark purple almost eggplant color.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Aaron gets a point.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: They were aubergine.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Yes, they were ambergine.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: What color it was? The flower in the bottom left
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: hand corner, the painting on the ciment.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Down Gina, who gives a shit? Is that correct?
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: The blonde guy was super annoying. We were focused on
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: him with the Grandma Moses and the Moseettes, and so
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: I just thought maybe everyone else was staring at his
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: unnatural dye job and then saw his shoes like I did.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: His dye job was bad. It was bad. It was
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: like your hair was like chopped.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was not good anyway. All right, let's let's
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: let's go on. What does Dorothy tell the group was
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: more fun than the trip so far?
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: Are Kristin? Yes, as a child and the great Depression
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: and having a tooth remote.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so she says, having her wisdom teeth extracted by
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: during as a child. Yeah, yeah, all right, point point Kristin.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: I have lost track of the score.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Are we Is it tied five and five?
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: How many are left?
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: We're going into a loven? So there's six more questions?
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, we got we got plenty of time.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: These were a lot more short form. There weren't as
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: many like stories by Rose as normal, so there's anyway. Okay.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: How long were they on the sailboat? Get two points
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: in one?
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: No, Kristen said a three hour tour, but I don't
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: remember what they said. I was three hours, No, I tried.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: It's okay. It wasn't a time frame exactly. It was
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: at least two rosaries, right, because she prayed the rosary
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: twice before they got to the island.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: That was a good one.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, two points for Aaron still trump dance unintentionally. I'm
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: so sure. I don't. I was doing it and I
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: saw it and I was like gross, Okay, sorry, okay.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: What does Rose need to turn seawater into drinking water?
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Kristen, Yes, a copper pot, aluminum tubing, and cheese cloth.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna take it, but technically gallon copper seven Yeah,
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: seven feet of aluminum of cheese cloth.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: That, I'll give you the point you got the Just
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: are you in the lead now? Is that? When I believe?
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: What does Blanche called Rose when she says she's bossing
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: everyone around?
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: She calls her a point for Aaron.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she calls her mice pianeer dope. All right, this
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: is uncharted territory. I have not ever received.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: You're gonna win three.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Points before upon relinquishing her title as leader of the disaster,
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: What is Dorothy who becomes appointed as in charge? What
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: is Dorothy's first official act?
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Yes, to banish Rose from her kingdom?
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Are we tired right now? Are you guys tired?
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: I said my name fast because I thought Kristen would
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: know it.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Fuck Okay, there's only two questions left. Who does the
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: fault indeed lie with What?
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: Say that again?
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Who does the fault indeed lie with Gina? Yeah?
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Blanche?
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: No, oh, Kristen, Jesus Nolan.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Nolan, Nolan was the problem the fault? What?
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: And then remember that line is.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: He says I slept with him too, and the fault
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: was fault was indeed?
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: And she said on the same trip that means he
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: was like dipping into all of his aunt's roommates, like.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: On the same I think I think it was his
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: cousin cousin, cousin same. She was going from room.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: It's not the first time that's gonna happen.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Do I feel like? I bet you too? You got
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: in on it?
• 31:58
  Speaker 7: All?
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Right? Well, this is the ask question.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Are we tired?
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: No, Kristen has one more, but you need this if
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: you're gonna.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, my revelaity, I'm close.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: What song lyrics are they singing at the end of the.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Show, Gina, I'd like to buy the world?
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's the song.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: I don't even know that song.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect time?
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Isn't that?
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: I like to play the world?
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: A coke song?
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: I feel like it's the coke commercial. I don't know
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: that it was written for that, but I do think
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: that's that famous coke commercial. Okay, well, now I need
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: a tiebreaker question.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Or we could just both be winners.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure that face.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: I'm a co winner. This is the furthest I've gotten
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Like I.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Got three points. I basically won the emphasid. I don't
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: know how I stumped you fuckers. All right, good job everyone,
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: we all want.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Good job day.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: We did it.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: One day, I'll get there.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Do you have trivia for us?
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I do, okay, I always do.
• 33:16
  Speaker 7: So.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: The gals went to a place called Santa Juanita, and
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: it is not a real place. They made up a
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: place because they did not want to offend any particular
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Caribbean government.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Huh.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: The hotel lobby is a recycled set from the show
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: It's a Living and they're gonna use it again in
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: the future as their apartment in Brooklyn.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: That's that set looked familiar to me.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Watch It's a Living.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: I don't think so. I don't even know what that
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: very familiar.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't remember what It's a Living was,
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: but I do know that it was something my family watched.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: But also I do feel like that stamped wallpaper or
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: that stamped wall paper, I can see that in the
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Brooklyn one.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's where I note from some guest stars mm hmmm,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: see if you can spot them, listener. Paul Rodriguez was
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Ramon he's a stand up comedian.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Tom Villard was Rick he is going he's the one
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: with the bad Die job. He's gonna appear again as
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Dorothy's old student in a future episode. Stephen Lee was Dwayne.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: He was on a TV show called to Have Him
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: to Hold Brett Porter was Winston and I got a
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: shout out because I love Star Trek. He was General
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Sticks and Star Trek six. Stuart Pankin was Jacques.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: I love Stuart, and he was.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Earl Sinclair on the Dinosaur Show. I love that.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: And he did a bunch of the Disney He was
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: the space captain on xenon h great voice.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: And then is that the guy that was the like
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: the manager of the place.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes. And then Key Luke I hope I'm
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: saying that right was to Shiro and he played Master
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Poe in the Kung Fu TV series. Oh oh cool,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: and that's what I have for.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Your sweet Wow. As usual, you guys did my work
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: for me with Dorothy. Yeah, so first of all, she
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: slaps Rose and then goes, oh there's a mosquito. No,
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: she just fucking hit her, that's all she hit her.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: It was a really good excuse though.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Then when the guys that have been a dick
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: to them are like, hey, can we buy you a drink.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Dorothy's like, no, you never turned down free alcohol. If
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: someone's trying to apologize to.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: You, just take the fucking don't be a drink.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bring drink.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Don't take a room for a stranger, but like ruffy, Okay,
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Then she fucking banishes Rose from the kingdom. Rose is crying,
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: they think they're gonna die on.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: The like saving them, She's.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Trying so hard to take care of them. And then
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: the first thing she does when Dorothy is in charge
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: is to throw her off the island. That's fucked. But
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: that's not even the worst thing because then, like a
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: true piece of shit, she outs Rose for getting a
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: nose job to miss Judge pants Blanche, who then ships
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: all over poor Rose about spending too much on the
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: nose job.
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: And why does it matter if Blanche has her tubes
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: tight or not? Like, I didn't understand the like secrecy
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: of that. Was there a reason for that?
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: And when did that happen? Because she was just almost pregnant?
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Did the heaven in the last seven episodes?
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know the answer to your questions.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: She so did she like, I'm starting menopause, I'm gonna
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: get my tubes tight anyway, like the story wise.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: Sorry, I was trying to poke a hole in that plot.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: I was just very confused.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: No, I just it just doesn't make sense.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: I think it was like in the past.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Then how did she think she was pregnant? Right?
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: No, no, but she didn't have her tubes tied.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Oh I thought she said she did.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: No, she said I didn't have my tubes tied. And
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: she said, I know. I was telling the lady on
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: the phone, you bought a tube top.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Oh that's right, Okay, okay, then that makes sense.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was she heard her say the word tube
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: and she assumed she was saying that about her, But
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: it was about her buying a tube top, which, by
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: the way, and the tube top. Yeah, if I don't
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: even have tubetops anymore.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: I've never had one.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: I had him in high school when it was important
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: to like sneak him in my backpack so that my
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: belly button could show until I got in trouble. But like,
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: I really haven't warn them too much as an adult.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Because someone's gonna see my belly button.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: The rules at school, by the way, high school dress code. People,
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: if teenage are gonna fuck, they're gonna fuck when they
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: want to fuck them. Wearing a one inch shorter shirt
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: is not necessarily preventing in shape.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't use those rules anymore because the way
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: kids just now they let them wear.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: I see them completely, and the hormones would just be like, oh,
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: look at her.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: There's a pleathora of like teenage men and well not men,
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: were women, girls and boys running around our neighborhood right
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: now because it's summer, and so the athletic center across
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  Speaker 2: the way they have all these classes. Well, they do
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: have to run and stuff just to like stand shape.
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  Speaker 2: I think you probably saw that when you were in
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: high school. They'd be like running around and you were like,
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: I just wanted a home, my, you guys exercise. But
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: these two girls that were out in front of seven
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  Speaker 2: eleven the other day had what I would have considered
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: like the type of like booty shorts I would have
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: put under like a skirt in a place so no
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: insaw my vagina. But these were just their pants. And
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: now they were tiny, little fit girls who like clearly
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: worked out. But I was like, like, those are basically
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: like granny panty underwear. You're almost not wearing pants.
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  Speaker 3: When my sister was in high school. She was in
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: high school, and I saw, I was in my mid twenties.
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  Speaker 3: She was wearing those shorts to go shopping with me,
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: and I made her go upstairs and change. I was like,
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: you are not going shopping with me with your huha
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: sticking out of your shorts, so go change. And she's like,
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: you're so mean, your worst than mom.
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  Speaker 1: I saw a grown woman yesterday out with her family
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  Speaker 1: wearing a skirt so short I saw the bottom of
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  Speaker 1: her button cheeks.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, checks out. I do go outside in those little
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: booty shorts, like the stretchy kind that they sell it
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: like Target and Walmart. I in the summer, like if
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: abys top, I don't change clothes in the middle of
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: the night. I did go out in my little booty shorts,
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: or like first thing in the morning, if it's like
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: before too many people are getting in the car, I
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: do go outside in them. I'm not gonna wear them
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: to like the fucking mall right, but like I do
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: wear those outside, And I'm like, look, if you're offended,
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: you're probably more offended that like I put those on
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: my rubenesque body than actually liked. Look at that slut.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: You're probably more like that is a lot of white sigemm.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: That's how I feel like that I'm blinded. Yeah, occasionally,
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: if Abby Pope's first thing in the morning and I'm
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: in those I do the like squat with your knees
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: clothed like to the side, like you're an eatykirt like
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: a lady thing, because I'm like, you know what these
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: people whose apartments are right by the grass as to
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: poop and don't want during their morning news and coffee
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: on their couch the show.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: On the line eye squat like a lady.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh god, anyway, well this was a fun show.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: I like that bed, though. That bed creeps me out.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: There's too many different colors of pillows. That bed spread
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: looks like it was stand with blood and poop.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: There's definitely a murder in that hotel it is, I mean,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: so gross.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: What a class a vibration machine for the bed too? Right?
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah? The guy just kicking it and singing, he's just
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: kicking one corner too.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Well, he's like he's like bouncing it with this point.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: It's a weird song. Have either of you ever used
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: a magic fingers?
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: But no, have you?
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: I can't. I don't think they have.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: I've never actually seen one in the wild in a hotel.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: I've seen one going through Nevada, which isn't surprising.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: But is it supposed to be massage or is it
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: supposed to be for sexy time?
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: It's supposed to it's called magic fingers. Back in the day,
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: that's what it was called, because it was supposed to
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: be like loosening you up, like a massage. I was
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: on a film shoot once where there was one at
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: the hotel. It was like a motel that we were
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: shooting at, and so I I have a quarter in
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: and it didn't It didn't work, but that guy didn't
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: come in and shake the bed. So I've still never
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: used one, but I have been in the room and
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: used a quarter to one.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: You've paid for one.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: It was honestly, like looking back, it was a filming location,
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: not a hotel, so most likely that was just something
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: that the prior people that filmed were likely this shit
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: here or they offered as like a service for the room.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: But I did lose a quarter to one once.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: I would just just for aaron, get that quarterback about it.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: It's fine And unfortunately for Sophia. I don't think we
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: ever see Toshiro again. Ah, they work you was just
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: a vacation fling.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Based on what a bitch Dorothy was in this episode.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: She probably killed Toshio and that's why we.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Don't get out my boyfriend.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Did you make up with my mom?
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Maybe they fired him the snails anymore? He was fired.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: Fucking Dorothy Man, she's the worst.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: She isn't She kicks him into a pit.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: This is Sparta, this is miamy is Moamy, and I'll
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: say it thrive.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: Well, where can they find us? Gentle listeners if they want?
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: If the gentle listeners want to find us, why can they? Sorry?
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: I was trying to.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: That sentence was inside out. I think it was wrong.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: I'm Yoda find us?
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Where can they?
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: If you're looking to reach us, you can email us
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: at alanipod at gmail dot com, where you can find
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: us across all socials at alalanipod. We would love to
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: hear from you.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah do it?
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: Exuse me?
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: It's happy. Are you awake now?
• 44:16
  Speaker 6: Maybe a cheesecake is in the kitchen and I cut
• 44:20
  Speaker 6: it for you with my tweeth. Okay, excuse me, my tooth.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: It's okay. We're building an immunity of gotten sick off
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: your cheesecake enough that I think I'm fine.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Now, it's it's the it's this bitglaze that I think
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: is the worst. All right bye.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: Why