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Ep. 14 - What Your Class Says About You Part 1 · Azeroth With Attitude

• 0:00
  Speaker A: Foreign.
• 0:04
  Speaker B: With attitudes. Hello, everyone, and welcome to the next episode of Azeroth With Attitude. My name is 8bit Dylan.
• 0:18
  Speaker A: Hi, my name is Art.
• 0:19
  Speaker B: And we are two of the smartest, highest IQ World of Warcraft players in all of Azeroth. And you obviously listen to our podcast because we're about to educate you down on. Could you imagine.
• 0:35
  Speaker A: Wait. Hi, side note.
• 0:37
  Speaker B: Could you imagine opening up a World of Warcraft tutorial? And that's how the intro starts. Okay, sickening divas, are you ready to learn some raid mechanics? You bottoms. I can't wait. Yeah, that's what we need. Someone fill that hole. Someone fill that niche in.
• 0:55
  Speaker A: In the what?
• 0:56
  Speaker B: You know what I meant.
• 0:58
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 0:59
  Speaker B: But today, y', all, we have some exciting stuff to talk about. We're going to be talking about the brand new march on Quel' Thalas or Quel'danas. Sorry, the march. Yeah, the march on Quel'danas Raid. Cinematic. That dropped. We're also going to be talking about what your nasty, disgusting, rotted bedroom looks like based off of your class and spec and.
• 1:26
  Speaker A: But just based off of vibes. We have not prepared this. We're just gonna go like off. Like, we're gonna name a class and then the first thing that comes to our head, we're gonna say it.
• 1:34
  Speaker B: It is literally going to be brain cells pouring out of our brain. Zero thoughts and zero thoughts. We're also gonna answer some listener questions, give you some life updates. It's gonna be sick thing. But before we get into that, how you been?
• 1:52
  Speaker A: Good. I've been playing a little. Wow. As always. I have. So I've gotten a lot of. I guess I ragebaited a lot of mages with our last episode and people were like, oh, so why don't you play a fucking tank, bitch? So. So I have leveled up a tank. I will inform you that I've leveled up a paladin tank. He's very sexy. He's very cunty. He has a gorgeous transmog. He looks like Liadrin. He looks like a blood knight. Like an evil paladin blood knight. And he is already like 250, almost 250ish eye level. I have caught up so quickly. I was so gagged with how easy it is to gear alts in Midnight right now with world quests and delves. And then there's time walking right now. And I also got a mount from timewalking, which is like one of. With dragons from Cataclysm, which I was gagged.
• 2:49
  Speaker B: Shut up.
• 2:51
  Speaker A: It's Kind of ugly, but back in the day that was an iconic mount and now I. It's like the handmaiden one that was iconic back then. Now I have it in the psych mama. This is garbage. But it still fears that I got it from Time Walking and yeah, so I leveled him up. I did a fierce plus two this morning and yeah, we typed period. I want to do tens on him.
• 3:14
  Speaker B: This is crazy that your alt paladin is further along in the game than my busted Frost elf who hasn't even done Mythics yet.
• 3:25
  Speaker A: I've played him in three sessions and I've and I've pretty much played him alone. Like I didn't even like ask people to help me or boost me. I think I might be lying, but I don't think I've asked anyone for help.
• 3:36
  Speaker B: Are you leveling him through dungeons and Delves? Are you doing the quests like the main?
• 3:42
  Speaker A: The leveling was so tedious but I really wanted to finish leveling him before reset cuz I wanted to get a delve done at least so I can get a hero piece. And I already have two set on him too by the way. Wild but. And then so the leveling was really tedious but now there's. But I. But now there's time walking out and time walking is faster than normal leveling. So if you want to level alts, I mean this is going to be too late when this comes out, but Time Walking is the way to level alts and yeah, and other than that, I have finally sat down and booked everything that I need to book for the upcoming travel plans. So I'm gonna be at LFG London for all my EU divas. LFG London is a European World of Warcraft fan fest basically organized by Mr. GM and a few other creators.
• 4:28
  Speaker B: Love it.
• 4:28
  Speaker A: And I'm gonna be there and then I'm also gonna be at twitchconnieu and I think somebody else is going, hey,
• 4:36
  Speaker B: we're gonna be meeting up@twitch ConnieU. So listen, if you have not yet, I believe tickets literally just went on sale recently. So if you want to meet Art and I in the same location, listen, this is a rare instance. You're only going to get like two I think moments throughout the year, blizzcon and twitchcon eu where we're both in the same room. So if you want to diva out out with us. Come to TwitchCon you.
• 5:09
  Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gonna be very. I'm very excited. Nervous but excited also. It's kind of funny I don't know if I told you, but I'm. I have a nose surgery that I have to get done to fix my deviated septum. I literally can't breathe through my nose. I don't know if you ever noticed.
• 5:22
  Speaker B: I noticed, but I didn't say nothing.
• 5:25
  Speaker A: Yeah, I can't breathe through my nose.
• 5:27
  Speaker B: So wait, are you gonna get.
• 5:29
  Speaker A: Not properly, but. And the surgery is on the 23rd of April, and then I'm flying to London a week and a half later. And the doctor was like, are you crazy? And I was like, well, it's gonna heal, right? And he was like, well, it depends on if we have to break your nose or not. If they have to break my nose, the healing time can take up to six months. Apparently, if they don't break my nose. And if it's fixed without that, I'll be like, a month. But I'll still be going to LFG London and potentially TwitchCon with a potato nose. And honestly, I don't care. I'm 30 years old. Who am I trying to look good for? Who cares? I'm just gonna go anyway, and I'm gonna have a huge nose.
• 6:09
  Speaker B: Wait, you're gonna have a huge nose? I need you to speak like a dwarf when you're like, in. Be like, welcome, everyone to LFG London. I don't know. Whatever.
• 6:19
  Speaker A: I can't do that.
• 6:21
  Speaker B: But yeah, I want to know.
• 6:23
  Speaker A: Side note, side quest.
• 6:25
  Speaker B: While you get your deviated septum fixed, are you going to, like, get a nose job as well? You don't need a nose job. No one like. But I. Girl, I know some girls. Girl, I know some girls.
• 6:38
  Speaker A: I know the divas will be like, I'm getting a deviated septum fixed, and they show up with an Instagram nose. No, no, mine's not going to be like that.
• 6:44
  Speaker B: Oh, in. In. In America, those girls will claim that, though. They'll be like, oh, no, I'm getting a nose job, girl. And she's like, insurance is going to pay for it. Because it's. I know some girls who have fully transformed their face all because they needed a deviated septum surgery. And I'm like, mama, that is a whole different nose on your face.
• 7:08
  Speaker A: I like my big nose. I like my big nose. Because you know what to say. Big nose, huge horse. Yeah. So I'm not gonna. You know, I was. I don't want to confuse people by having a small nose because then they'll be, like, shocked know.
• 7:21
  Speaker B: You know, exactly. You. You want to gag the girls in both ways.
• 7:29
  Speaker A: Yes. So get ready with me to go get a nose job. No, but in Austria, it's covered by health. By, like, health insurance, so I don't have to pay for anything. But if you. If you get that done, then you're not allowed to get cosmetic surgery. Because if you wanted to get cosmetic surgery, then you would obviously have to pay. That's not covered by your insurance. Unless you could. Yeah, unless you can prove that you need it. But anyway, so basically, you're not. You're literally not allowed. Even if I wanted to, I'm not allowed. And I don't want to anyway, so I just want to breathe.
• 8:01
  Speaker B: Girl, this is you waving your great health care system in front of my face like, we get it, girl.
• 8:10
  Speaker A: You literally have a European husband. Just move.
• 8:13
  Speaker B: I know. Listen, I would move in a heartbeat if I didn't have the great job I have right now.
• 8:20
  Speaker A: Yeah, you do have a cool job.
• 8:21
  Speaker B: I have a really good job. And so. And it pays really well. So that is what is truly tethering us to America.
• 8:29
  Speaker A: That is a good reason to stay. However, support the podcast so we can live off of this. So you can. So Dylan's dreams can come true and you can move to Dublin.
• 8:38
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 8:38
  Speaker A: And.
• 8:39
  Speaker B: Right. Ireland. Like, here's the thing, and I. I'll talk about this a little bit. So for those who don't know, my husband, he's Irish. We did, like, the long distance thing. We've been married for, uh. We've been together for eight years. Married for six. And because my husband is an Irish citizen, technically, even though he has his permanent resident card here in the United States, that allows me to very easily move over to Ireland. The issue is, there's two main issues with moving to Ireland. The first is, while Ireland is phenomenal, amazing. I love it as a country.
• 9:20
  Speaker A: And European Union and the EU is amazing.
• 9:23
  Speaker B: I. It's extremely difficult for my husband and I to adopt in Ireland because they don't have gay adoption. Adoption rates are just extremely low in Ireland, at least from what my husband tells me. So it's very, very difficult to adopt in Ireland right now.
• 9:41
  Speaker A: You dropping the bomb that you were going to have a kid?
• 9:43
  Speaker B: Well, we. Oh, yeah. I mean, we've. We've considered it. So here, you know what? We're talking about life right now. So my husband and I actually, this year were thinking of adopting. And the reason why we didn't is because, I mean, we had, like, made plans. Like, I got a new car, like an suv, to, like, prepare for it, like, we were like, making all these life changes and then obviously, America, not the best right now. And so we were second guessing the plan to, like, adopt a kid just because if we had to upend our life and move, it'd be extremely difficult for the both of us to like, pivot life so severely with a kid and also raising a child in Texas. I don't know if you all know about Texas. Texas is like, not the best.
• 10:41
  Speaker A: Especially if I only know that Beyonce is from there.
• 10:44
  Speaker B: Well, yeah, Beyonce. We pray to her every day.
• 10:48
  Speaker A: Houston, Texas, baby.
• 10:50
  Speaker B: Houston, Texas. No, Texas is not the best. There's just a guns, right? Guns are one thing, but also just our public education system. There's just a lot of issues with Texas right now. So we know that's not the best place. But I also, I've talked to so many parents and they're like, you're never going to have a perfect opportunity to have a kid. If you wait for the perfect opp. Opportunity, it's never going to come.
• 11:18
  Speaker A: So, yeah, and time's taking. You're old.
• 11:21
  Speaker B: I, I about to say, I, I talk, I talk with, I talk with my husband and I said, Listen, I'm 35 right now and you can have kids older in life, that's fine. But for me, my deadline is 37. I straight up told him, I was like, if we don't adopt a kid by 37, I would rather foster children later in life. Like, I, at, at that point when I'm 37, 38, and I still haven't adopted kid, I would much rather. Or if we're going to adopt, adopt older. I wouldn't want to adopt a baby at like 38.
• 11:58
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 11:59
  Speaker B: For me personally, there's nothing wrong if I know so many parents out there who have had kids much later in life. But for me, I want to go enjoy life. And I'm not, I don't want to be dealing with the baby at 38 years old.
• 12:15
  Speaker A: No, I totally get that. I totally get that. I think that's really reasonable. Also, I love that you're like, talking about baby plants and I can't get a text back.
• 12:23
  Speaker B: Oh, wait, did you text me again on WhatsApp?
• 12:27
  Speaker A: No, I'm talking about, like, dating. Like, I'm like,
• 12:32
  Speaker B: well, girl in such
• 12:35
  Speaker A: different, like, time, life, like, life situations.
• 12:38
  Speaker B: Okay, wait, let's talk about this. Let's talk about this. Let's unpack a bitch. Okay. How picky are you? What's your ideal partner? We don't talk about this or you don't talk about this, if you don't wanna.
• 12:51
  Speaker A: No, no, no, I wanna talk about. We can talk about it. So basically I talk about this. I'm very open on stream. I talk about this all the time. So basically I'm not. I wouldn't, I wouldn't say I'm picky, but the bar is so low at this point. That might be that people might consider that I'm being picky. Okay. So you know when you're like younger and he's like, I just want him to be like tall and like broad shoulders and like. And now it's like, how is his relationship with his family? Does he have a job? Does he have an apartment? Does he have something going for in his life? Like, does he have. Does he have like basic human hygiene? Okay, does he not smell like shit?
• 13:28
  Speaker B: Does he have most of his teeth?
• 13:29
  Speaker A: Does he take care of himself? Like, I need someone. I want someone that takes care of himself, you know? Does he have all his teeth? Yeah, sure, absolutely. You know, no, I'm not superficial, but like, it's stuff like that, you know. And then also I'm not. The older I get, the less I'm willing to sacrifice my lifestyle to adjust to somebody else. So I do think that you have to find a compromise in a relationship that you're never going to find someone that like, that, like, mirrors you. However, it's always nice to find someone that at least shares similar interests. You know, I was in a relationship with someone before that did not do that. And it worked out at the beginning in the honeymoon phase. And at some point you start to. It just starts to like, you start to struggle, you know?
• 14:12
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 14:12
  Speaker A: So. And my entire life right now is video games and social media and all of that. And like, yes, there might be right now and might not be there in the future, but I still feel like I need someone that needs, that can understand that and that like, that understands that. If I'm telling him, oh, by the way, two nights a week, I'm gonna be raiding three hours and don't you dare talk to me while I'm raiding. And I, you know, so like, I'm looking for that. And honestly, to me, these are not like crazy expectations.
• 14:40
  Speaker B: No, they're absolutely not.
• 14:42
  Speaker A: I just want someone to, like, have hygiene and take care of themselves, you know, go to the gym, eat, like, eat like we can be unhealthy together but like, you know, still have like a decent control over themselves. I don't know. Like, I just. I want a healthy, nice partner, you know?
• 14:59
  Speaker B: No, I. I Fully understand that that's not being picky at all. I think for me to impart any sense of wisdom out there to any viewers, if, if you are also struggling with relationship issues, I would definitely say a lot of people forget compromise is a two way street. And I'm not saying that this is your problem because it sounds like you are already have this mindset, but I know so many of my friends that are like, actually picky, like actually would not date someone for one simple thing. And yeah, you're not. You're not. Yeah, you're not like that at all. But I know so many people that are sometimes, sometimes in their 40s and haven't dated since their late 20s because they keep shooting themselves in the foot every time something good comes their way. And it's like, you are, you are truly like your own worst enemy in a relationship. Yeah, they're already like, well, this isn't going to work because of X, Y, Z. And I'm like, baby, people change. Like, I know that there's this mindset like you can't change a person, which is true. Like you really can't change a person, but you can change together as people. Like a relationship.
• 16:17
  Speaker A: You'll grow together so much in a relationship. No one's ever the same person they are when they started dating someone like you. You inevitably change a little bit in a relationship because all of a sudden there's two. So you think in twos and your partner has needs, you adjust to these needs. Like, I've, in my previous relationship, I've learned a lot about like mental health and triggers and boundaries that I didn't really, didn't really understand that much before. You know, I was just kind of like, I go with the flow, but I'm really not someone like that that's like, oh, I can't. Like they have this reason. No, if it's like a, if it's like a hard knockout, like, for example, like, I don't know, you have nothing going on for yourself and you're just kind of like coasting, then. Yes, that's a hard no.
• 16:57
  Speaker B: I'm sorry.
• 16:58
  Speaker A: Like, I'm not 21 anymore. I need, I want to date someone with some sort of potential future, you know, but at the same time, it's like, I will usually try to find a way to make this person dateable, which is also not always good.
• 17:12
  Speaker B: That's not good, girl. Yeah, yeah, I know what that is.
• 17:16
  Speaker A: You know, like, maybe like, I can fix it. No, you cannot. Diva leave. You know?
• 17:20
  Speaker B: Yeah, so.
• 17:21
  Speaker A: And and, yeah, but I just hate dating. I really hate dating.
• 17:26
  Speaker B: It's tough.
• 17:27
  Speaker A: Don't come to me with that. So, like, what do you do for work? So how many things do you have?
• 17:32
  Speaker B: I don't care.
• 17:32
  Speaker A: Like, let's, like, can we just. Can we just jump to, like, talking about, I don't know, like, ask me if I would rather be a fly on a wall or a dinosaur. You know, like, don't ask me about, like, do you have siblings?
• 17:45
  Speaker B: Girl, I feel so bad for your dms. After this episode, there is going to be some stupid fudgeing questions in your dms, but, like, look, I'm presentable. I'm that girl. They're going to be like, do you want to be a booger or an earthworm? Like, okay.
• 18:03
  Speaker A: But there was. I have one DM that I got from a guy that, like, you could be ugly.
• 18:08
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 18:08
  Speaker A: But if you know how to flirt and you. If you have game, you raise your chances by 90%. Okay. There was this one guy that, like, that was ages ago, but he sent me a foot emote and I was like, question mark, question mark, question mark. Like the hell. And then he goes, here's me making the first step.
• 18:30
  Speaker B: That would fucking work on you. Oh, my God.
• 18:34
  Speaker A: I was like, right, right.
• 18:38
  Speaker B: You're like. And you're like, here is my puswacha right in front of you. Presented.
• 18:46
  Speaker A: If you have humor and you have, like, good banter, maybe I'm all yours. Like, honestly.
• 18:51
  Speaker B: Anyway, this is a good transition because you want to find someone who games. And if you were to date someone who played World of Warcraft, you're already going to have a good mindset of what you're getting into. Because today we're going to let you all know what kind of bedroom this man has based off of the class and spec that they play. But before we get into that, we have to talk about this march on Quelas Raid. Cinematic. How gagged were you on a scale of being a goblin who happens to love gold? Which is a one. I'm not gagged. That's literally everyone to kitchen. Yes. Or. And number 10 being a blood elf who actually sounds butch, which. Where are you on the scale of gagginess, mama?
• 19:46
  Speaker A: The butchest, like, biggest, most masked blood elf you've ever seen. He's been like, I was gagged. Do you want to see my anguish? Like, oh, actually, okay, no. You know what? I over exaggerated. I would say if we're going to go from 1 to 10, I'm going to give it an 8.
• 20:02
  Speaker B: Yeah, same.
• 20:03
  Speaker A: Because I have. I have feelings. Okay. So I have an emotional reaction, and then I have a logical reaction. Okay.
• 20:09
  Speaker B: Okay, I want to hear yours.
• 20:11
  Speaker A: Yes. My emotional reaction was I watched it on stream. I avoided all spoilers. And when I saw that dagger, that, that. That arrow fly, I knew exactly who it is. But I was. I was still gagged.
• 20:23
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 20:23
  Speaker A: She comes out. And then I genuinely. My emotions, like, overtook me. I literally started, like, crying. Like, I had tears. Like, so many tears in my eyes. When she went. When Valera. I always forget her name.
• 20:36
  Speaker B: Varisa.
• 20:37
  Speaker A: It's not Valera. Varisa, like, leans into the hug, squeezes her tightly, and it's like the second
• 20:44
  Speaker B: hug into the hug. That guy.
• 20:46
  Speaker A: Yeah, like, it's the squeeze that she did. And I, like, my heart burst. Like, I genuinely was, like, like, choked up immediately. And it was just, like, so emotional. And I loved it. I watched it a second time, emotional again. And then I was like, I love this, I love this, I love this. But then I had to, like, sit down and do a logical reaction. Okay, so Elyria is dead and no one seems to mourn her. We get this. Well, I understand that she might not be dead, but in my understanding, they think she's dead.
• 21:20
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 21:20
  Speaker A: Her own son. Nobody is mourning her. I understand that we're in the middle of war, but. But your mother and your father died. Okay, so what is happening then all of a sudden? How did Sylvanas know that? Exactly. In that moment, I'm going to open up a portal. I'm going to use my hearthstone to go to Silver Moon. How did she know that? And then she shoots her. And Xalatav is like, oh, we're going to deal. Like, Xalatav clearly was surprised by her and was like, we're going to deal with this later. Which also surprised me because this woman just apparent what happened to the Sunwell too. So it's like no one's mentioning the Sunwell. Illyria's wig was burnt, and there's a pile of ash right next to them. And they seem to be like, who cares? Okay. Elyria not even mentioned. Okay. And then it seems like it was a little bit of like a. Oh, let's, you know when, like, American Horror Story. I don't know if you're an American Horror Story fan. When they did the coven season, like the apocalypse season, it was there to spoon feed the fans to recreate iconic moments. And Sylvanas doesn't gaffe. Okay. Her being like, I heard they needed their ranger general one Last time it was giving, like, cringe Marvel movie line, which usually I'm here for.
• 22:29
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 22:30
  Speaker A: But it's like, girl. I mean, I don't know. Like, it just. I think it's a little. It's a little of a, like, cheap grab for, like. The fans are going to love this, you know?
• 22:44
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 22:44
  Speaker A: Know what I mean?
• 22:45
  Speaker B: Well, it's funny because I don't think any of the fans love it. I've. The response on Twitter has been pretty negative about it, which I was kind of gagged at, at least from what I've seen. I was like, oh, y' all didn't like this? I thought it was kind of fierce, but here's my emotional and logical reaction. Emotional again. I haven't played the Raid, so I don't know. I can only go off of, like, what the cinematic is. Yeah, I thought it was pretty fierce. I. I really loved the emotional moment of it. We've gotten this, like, Windrunner story arc since pre patch up until this point, so it was kind of cool to see, like, Sylvanas does answer the call that Eritre kind of set up pre
• 23:28
  Speaker A: patch, but also, like,
• 23:32
  Speaker B: a little. A little late because in the timeline, I think maybe like a week has gone by or so since, like, not a lot of time has passed from true pre patch event to where we're at now. Like, things have, like, really escalated extremely fast. And I think. And I still haven't done, like, the. The Elf Unity quest line that I know a lot of people are, like, rolling their eyes at where, like, we are all elves. I haven't done that yet, but I've heard that that's also pretty cringe. It's also pretty silly to think that, like, all of the elves unite in less than a week to combat this
• 24:13
  Speaker A: threat, and then a twink elf is leading an army full of ancient elves that have way more war experience than he could ever dream of.
• 24:24
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 24:24
  Speaker A: And then this. Don't get me wrong, I love Eritre, but, baby, you should be in the sidelines, okay? And let the big bitches deal with this. Okay? What do you mean? Chandras is taking order? Like, it's just. That's just a little, like, girl.
• 24:37
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 24:37
  Speaker A: Like, World of Warcraft has better writing than that. I don't know. I love this game. I agree, Bits, but I just think they do that. They, like, cheapify it. I don't know if that's him in words.
• 24:47
  Speaker B: No, they do, because, like, I understood if I'm a writer and I'm sitting in the writer's room. I understand that they're like, we want to tell this Windrunner story in our second act, this trilogy. Because they're like, we're in quel' thalas. Like, this is our chance to tell the Windrunner story. Like, maybe give it even a finale to the Windrunner story. But we don't need the Windrunners to impact every single part of this storyline. Like, even the Amani trolls. Like, that was like our. Our escape from this a little bit because we got that cool Liar or Liadrin and Zulara storyline. But I feel like at the end of the day, it's a Silvana or it's a Windrunner storyline. So when Sylvana showed up, I thought it was fierce in the sense of I want to know more. Like, there is a story there that we're. That we still don't know yet. Because the things that she mentions are fascinating in the sense that she's like, Vereesa brings up. She's like, how did you leave them all? I thought you couldn't leave the mall. And Sylvanas hints at, like, there is a cost to me being here. Like, this is not like, hey, I just opened up a portal from the mall and now I'm here. Like, I want to felt like, though. That's what it felt like. That's why I wish they would have, like, showed that instead of told us. Because I want to know, what did she have to pay in order to show up at the Sunwell to, like, make this, you know, last ditch effort. I also live for the fact that. That she knows exactly what Race Xalatath is and fully. Did you not catch that? When she tosses the arrow, she says, death comes for all of us, even your kind. And she's like. And she's talking specifically to Zalata.
• 26:36
  Speaker A: Girl, why are you speaking. Why are you speaking in riddles?
• 26:39
  Speaker B: Exactly.
• 26:40
  Speaker A: Your people, tell them what's going on. There is more to the Shitterlands than you know, sister. And then go away. Why don't you tell us, sis?
• 26:47
  Speaker B: Oh, girl. Okay, wait. I have a bone to pick. I have a bone to pick. Here's my.
• 26:51
  Speaker A: That was so, like, anime. Like, end, end, boss. Like, overshadowing. Like, where you just see the shadow in the silhouette. I'm like, baby, this is your people. Why don't you just. If I have. If I have. If I meet my sister and I know there's an impending doom, I'll be like, do exactly this, this, this, this and that, and warn these people. And then I would go.
• 27:08
  Speaker B: So I. Okay, so now we're going to talk about Shadowlands. Okay, so I was one of the biggest haters of Shadowlands when I was playing it. I did not like it. I did not like the story. I thought it was like kind of all over the place. But then I realized that I really wasn't paying attention during the final patch of Shadowlands. So I on stream, I want to say like a month or two ago, went back and played through some of the story of Shadowlands and specifically a lot of the raids and stuff that were in that last patch. And I didn't realize how that entire final zone is telling this story about how the Shadowlands are fake. Like everything we know about the realm of death is fake. Like it is a construct. Yeah. So in that final raid, like do. Do you remember the zenith?
• 28:09
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 28:09
  Speaker B: So it's all just.
• 28:10
  Speaker A: What do you mean fake? So it's all like revenge is all fake?
• 28:14
  Speaker B: Yes, yes. Everything is a construct. So the Shadowlands as we know it. Correct me in the wrong in the comments, but the Shadowlands as we know it is a construct made by something, whether to harness the energy of death or something. And that's why the jailer in retrospect is a fascinating villain, because he doesn't know that the Shadowlands are fake. He thinks that this is the actual afterlife. So in that raid with it's revealed, the jailer realizes this is all a construct. Nothing about this is real, even himself. And then he reverts back to his like primordial form where he's just a construction, no different than anything else that's in the Shadowlands. And so for after that, it looked
• 29:08
  Speaker A: like it was forged by Titans.
• 29:09
  Speaker B: It could be. We don't. We. There's no, from my understanding, there's no hard confirmation of like who created the Shadowlands and what the reasoning for the creation of the Shadowlands is.
• 29:18
  Speaker A: This is fascinating. I've never caught up to the. Caught on to this.
• 29:22
  Speaker B: And so when even at the end of Shadowlands they're mentioning how the Shadowlands is not true death, like there. There is a death that after Shadowlands, like there is an actual realm of death that we just don't know about. And it's just like ethereal place we have not we know nothing about. And so in that moment, they're kind of hinting at the storyline where Sylvanas is like talking about like the true nature of the Shadowlands. And like there's more that we need to uncover, which fascinates me.
• 29:53
  Speaker A: And.
• 29:53
  Speaker B: And this is now me. Logic, Logic brain. What I would love is the next remix we get is a Shadowlands remix. And they use this remix to tell a better, more fully fledged story of Shadowlands. Because I think Shadowlands is a messy expansion because a large chunk of the actual storytelling happens in that last patch, a patch that a lot of people bounced off of. Like, many people were checked out of Shadowlands at that point because I didn't even remember. I didn't either. I played through that patch and I was like.
• 30:31
  Speaker A: For me, it was more like, okay, we finally did the Jailer and the Heap.
• 30:36
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 30:36
  Speaker A: To recreate how Shadowlands works because blah, blah, blah. And I don't know.
• 30:41
  Speaker B: Yeah, it was like. It. It was. It was a mess. It was a mess.
• 30:45
  Speaker A: But then. But then even the Winter. But the Winter Queen said that Elune is her sister.
• 30:52
  Speaker B: Again, it's such a mess.
• 30:54
  Speaker A: Does that mean Elune is also made up?
• 30:57
  Speaker B: No, I think, like. So the way that I see it is that the Shadowlands has existed for so long that we can treat it as afterlife, because when we die, we still go to the Shadowlands. But that is not, like, true death. Think of it as like, here's your soul. Your soul's going to the realm of death, but now it's caught in a net, and that net is the Shadowlands. So.
• 31:22
  Speaker A: But when did that start?
• 31:24
  Speaker B: We don't know From. From our understanding, it is existing.
• 31:28
  Speaker A: You think it's so ancient that they don't even realize that there is more death?
• 31:31
  Speaker B: I think so.
• 31:32
  Speaker A: After the Shadowlands?
• 31:33
  Speaker B: I think so.
• 31:34
  Speaker A: Even like someone like the Winter Queen?
• 31:36
  Speaker B: Yeah, I think that.
• 31:37
  Speaker A: What about Elune?
• 31:38
  Speaker B: Because from my understanding, all of those beings in the Shadowlands that are kind of keeping it together and operating it are all constructs created by this. What. Whoever created the Shadowlands.
• 31:51
  Speaker A: That's so weird because I thought that they're just souls that then transform into one of the beings because you can.
• 31:57
  Speaker B: You.
• 31:57
  Speaker A: You. You become a Revan Dre and you become like, they're all, like. They all used to be living beings before.
• 32:04
  Speaker B: Yeah. And they. And they were. So if you go into that raid again, comments, let me know. You can see the construct versions of some of the main people that are in Shadowland. So I think there's like a construct version of the Winter Queen. There is a construct version of. Who is it? Denathrius. Like, whoever the Denathrius. There's like, construct versions of, like, these larger people that have existed in the Shadowlands that kind of keep it going and keep it operating. So when you see that in the raid, it's supposed to like open your eyes to be like, oh, what the hell? Like, what are we didn't even.
• 32:46
  Speaker A: I didn't even question it. There's even a council fight where you fight all four of them.
• 32:50
  Speaker B: Yeah. Because they're all constructs. They're all just created to serve a specific purpose. We just don't know what that purpose is.
• 33:02
  Speaker A: So you think that's what she means when she says that?
• 33:05
  Speaker B: I think that's. I think that is what I think that's the story that they tried to tell in Shadowlands. I think they realized they didn't stick the execution on Shadowlands, which is why Shadowlands gets such a bad rep story wise because it was basically rewriting a lot of major characters after their death, which kind of pissed a lot of people off. And I think they're going to try to revisit and rectify the error of their ways in Shadowlands over time. So I think that is what Sylvanas is referencing here, where she's just like, there's more to the Shadowlands than we know.
• 33:47
  Speaker A: I.
• 33:47
  Speaker B: But she's. That's why she also says my penance hasn't even started yet. Like, she's like, I'm still at the
• 33:53
  Speaker A: beginning of my penance because she's not dead. Well, so is that what she means?
• 34:00
  Speaker B: So this is what I think is interesting. Now I'm getting lore nerdy because when we see her in the pre patch, we see that she's actually done a pretty good job so far of like helping out with the souls in the mall. Like she's gotten a good. Like she's been down there for a really long time since Shadowlands, like helping the souls move on that have been trapped in the maw. She still has a lot of souls. So for her to say that she's still at the beginning to me is a bit crazy because she's been down there for so long doing all of this. I'm wondering if post this is me just theory brain. I wonder if post trilogy we will get more Sylvanas and do not like a Shadowlands 2.0 but like something around death. Like I don't know, like it could still take place on Azeroth. But I. There is a. There's like a whole heaping amount of questions that we have around this and maybe we don't need answers to those questions because sometimes you don't need answers to every single question. But there is enough storytelling juice there that they could make Something with it. Sorry, let me stop.
• 35:16
  Speaker A: Nerdy. No, that's fair. But, like, then, what do you think now of the cinematic itself?
• 35:21
  Speaker B: Like, logically, so logically, I think the issue I have with it is for them to drop all of this in that cinematic. Like, I like that they're, like, subtly hinting at it. I do find it a bit weird that she just knows when to show up at the right time. I do like her being like, death comes for all of us, even your kind, because then it. I. There's a two part to that. Is she talking about her as a void being, or is she talking about her race? Like, who Xalatath actually is in real life? And is she also doing this as a subtle dig? Because we know what Xal' Atath's past is, and all of her people are dead on that planet. So is that Sylvanas's cunty little way to be, like, death comes for all of us, even your kind? Knowing Xalatath's past and knowing that all her people are dead, I just think.
• 36:16
  Speaker A: I just think it was a little cheesy and just a little, like, there's a word for it, like, when you just want to please your fans, but it's not actually, like, writing, you know?
• 36:26
  Speaker B: Yeah, it's fan service.
• 36:28
  Speaker A: Like, fan service. Kind of what Game of Thrones did in the last season.
• 36:32
  Speaker B: Oh, girl, that.
• 36:33
  Speaker A: That last season was so bad, we're not even gonna get into that. But, like, it's like, you. We all, like, make these amazing theories, and we. We think, like, the writers are. The writers are these, like, geniuses that were never going to be able to, like, figure out what they mean. And then it's like, so I don't know that as much as I love her and I love the Windrunners and I love elves. And the idea when they said we're reuniting Elven tribes, I was like, oh, my God, this is going to be so good. And then it all happens in one week of questing.
• 37:04
  Speaker B: Yeah, it's crazy.
• 37:06
  Speaker A: And the night elves, who are the most conservative, most, like, xenophobic people, are just like, yeah, no, yeah, sure.
• 37:13
  Speaker B: Like, sure, girl. Oh, mama.
• 37:16
  Speaker A: And let me also bring my huge Astri. Like, what the. I don't know. That was. That was just a little weird.
• 37:23
  Speaker B: It was a little too woke for me. A little too woke.
• 37:26
  Speaker A: Not the woke. I mean, we do have one more chapter, not forget that. But I also don't think that they're going to figure all of this out in one chapter, considering how they did it until now, I'm just. My expectations are pretty low at this point. I still loved it, though. I still love the cinematic of us like Silvermoon getting invaded and they're all working together. All of a sudden High elves have dragons that they tamed. Didn't really understand where that came from. But why wouldn't they also have. Anyway, all of a sudden they're literally like their own race. And they even have their own dragons that they.
• 37:57
  Speaker B: Girl, we are so getting high Elf allied race. It's crazy if we don't get that. That's crazy to me.
• 38:04
  Speaker A: You think?
• 38:06
  Speaker B: It has been such a demand for us to have high elves as an allied race that. And I think. Same with the money trolls. I think it would be a disservice for us to only get them as a cosmetic change. But I think they have to justify for high Elves, culturally they're different because we haven't really gotten a lot of high elf culture. So I think it's. I think it'd be interesting if they can play around with that a bit more. And what have high Elves been up to this whole time to differentiate them
• 38:40
  Speaker A: and also, like, maybe they're gonna teach us how to live without the sun. Well, because they've been doing it. Stuff like that. Yeah, because we don't know what's happening with the sun. Well, it pretty much looks like it. Like the. Like, like the flame is out. Like, it's pretty much looked like Zaltaf came to the candle and was like. And now it's gone.
• 38:56
  Speaker B: I just finished that anguish storyline. I want them to. I would. I'm sorry. It would just be so courtsy if they reignited the sunwell with anguish and.
• 39:11
  Speaker A: You're crazy.
• 39:12
  Speaker B: I would live for that.
• 39:13
  Speaker A: That's literally energy that comes out of people's suffering and death.
• 39:17
  Speaker B: And the suffering could be Azeroth suffering. And they.
• 39:20
  Speaker A: But that would make them evil.
• 39:23
  Speaker B: Welcome to the Blood Elves, baby.
• 39:25
  Speaker A: No, not, Not. I don't know, not a third time. That's a song. All rest, girl. Let her put her awake down and go to sleep.
• 39:32
  Speaker B: You know, I just can't. I. The one thing that I. I have to talk about. And I was kind of gagged by.
• 39:38
  Speaker A: Do we have time, though? Because we still want to do the bedroom thingy. Yes, we have time, right?
• 39:41
  Speaker B: We have time. We have time. The one thing that I want to talk about is when that portal opened up, I just. What I really wanted was Sylvanas to have gone through surge. Like, I want her to be Surged up, come out through the portal. Breasts first. Like, I want boobs to come through the portal first. And then all the gays are like,
• 40:04
  Speaker A: oh, oh, that's a mother.
• 40:08
  Speaker B: You just heard all the blood elves from Quantala. It's like, yes, yes, mother, yes, God. And she just walks in, left, right, walks through the sunwell, wig down. She's like moving her wig, and then she just fires that arrow with, like, two fingers. And she, like, kind of does a little as the arrow flies. And then Zala task. Like, we. This is why gays need to be running these cinematics. Because you know how much the server.
• 40:40
  Speaker A: No, no, absolutely not.
• 40:44
  Speaker B: Never mind, Never mind. Anyway, anyway, I guess. Guess the gays don't need to be creative directors.
• 40:52
  Speaker A: No, this is not all the woke craft. I'm over it. But it did. I saw a meme. Someone posted a meme on Twitter. I don't remember who it was, but somebody posted a meme on Twitter where it was like, me showing up to Qualdenas, and it's like RuPaul. Like, two queens stand before me. It's obviously like, Illyria. Not Illyria. Sylvanas and Zolotov. So I think that was fierce. It was definitely two queens facing off. Whenever there's, like, two really badass evil queens, I'm like, what if they. You know, I need them to get on with it. Yeah. Because I'm like, I love it. I just love strong female, like, women,
• 41:26
  Speaker B: you know, they're so. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Especially in the MMORPG space. Like, Guild Wars 2 also does a really good job of this, of having, like.
• 41:37
  Speaker A: Oh, they literally have lesbians. They have this, like, dark and, like, light lesbian.
• 41:42
  Speaker B: Oh, I'm the iconary of having your two main women of your cast and story be lesbians. And they're lesbians for each other.
• 41:53
  Speaker A: No, it's really cute. I love, love that.
• 41:56
  Speaker B: Yeah. Anyway, we need to get into a little something, because I think your class and specialization says a lot about you. And obviously, as your two gay gurus of the World of Warcraft space, I think we have the best qualifications to let you know exactly how you're living based off of your class. So let's start off first.
• 42:23
  Speaker A: I love homose homosexual men. It's like, I am delusional, but I am free and I know everything better than you. So shut up and listen to what I have to say, because no one else's opinion is valid. Okay? Period. Okay. Period. Yes.
• 42:38
  Speaker B: So, art. Okay. You meet a. You meet a man, and he Tells you, hey, oh, my dog came in and said, hi. You meet a man and he's like, hey, I play World of Warcraft. I am a warrior. I specifically play protection warrior. What does it say about them? What does it say about their bedroom? What are you expecting when you go home with them?
• 43:06
  Speaker A: Moldy, stinky mattress on the floor, Cum rags that are crusty and hard all around it. Weird stains that you don't know if there's a body that died in here. It also smells a bit like there might be a body in the room, but. But you don't know exactly where it is. You finish the deed with him, and then he lets you wait for him to get the towel, and he just, like, leaves, girl. It's giving me that vibe.
• 43:37
  Speaker B: This is the vibe, and I need you to describe this of what I'm about to do to the audio listeners. This is all I'm going to say to explain to you what their bedroom and their Persona is. This is you walking out of their bedroom.
• 44:00
  Speaker A: With my back. Back.
• 44:01
  Speaker B: Cracked girl. Destroyed your back. The. The mattress. The mattress is on the floor opposite, I think.
• 44:12
  Speaker A: The exact opposite. I think it's gonna be like, we're gonna get to it. And then he's gonna be like, sorry, it's really cold in the room.
• 44:18
  Speaker B: No, I. I see this protection warrior. If.
• 44:24
  Speaker A: You didn't say protection warrior. You just said warrior.
• 44:27
  Speaker B: I. I said protection warrior, girl.
• 44:29
  Speaker A: But you did.
• 44:30
  Speaker B: Yes, but. But I will say, honestly, any warrior, if the mattress is on the floor, you will be treated like a whore. Okay.
• 44:43
  Speaker A: Right. In general with that experience. But I'm happy for that you did. I don't know. I just. I need the room to smell nice. Okay. I'm not getting freaky with you if the room looks like mold. I'm not. No.
• 44:57
  Speaker B: Yeah. We need more from our warriors. We need you to clean up the space a little bit. We need you to just, in general, figure your life out. But I will say, the one redeeming quality of a warrior is you. If you're into mama's boys. Every warrior is a mama's boy. Yeah.
• 45:22
  Speaker A: Like, if you're into incel. Ugly. Sorry. I'm just joking, guys. There's. I'm sure there's really hot, sexy warriors out there.
• 45:29
  Speaker B: No, say it. Say it. Let him out. Let him know.
• 45:32
  Speaker A: Yeah, no, like, I'm gonna say there's one person specifically that I call the mold of this community, and they played a warrior since years, and if. I'm sorry, but this is your representation, so do with that what you want? This is personal now.
• 45:47
  Speaker B: That specific individual. There is no pussy being crushed.
• 45:53
  Speaker A: That's what I mean. This is when you were like, oh, baby, you're not walking out of that room like that. You are not walking out of the room. You are walking out of that room with his nasty smell lingering on your body. His fucking like infested breath still on you. Okay. Like you have his. Like. No. Absolutely no. Ew. Move on. I think we should move on.
• 46:17
  Speaker B: Okay. Okay, so next. Next, let's do. Okay, wait, I think we should just
• 46:22
  Speaker A: do like the class. Because if we just do class, that's gonna.
• 46:24
  Speaker B: That's gonna be too much. So the next class, I'm trying to remember in the character select screen, but
• 46:29
  Speaker A: maybe I'll ask you and then you answer because. Okay, okay, I'll just pick a random one. Okay. Mine is going to be a priest. Okay.
• 46:44
  Speaker B: I will actually split this up. I spec. Because I do think it.
• 46:47
  Speaker A: Of course.
• 46:48
  Speaker B: Because there's. But it's. But it's holy discipline and then shadow. Holy discipline. You are a homo healer.
• 46:58
  Speaker A: Dps. Yeah.
• 46:59
  Speaker B: Homosexual. You are a. Oh, I almost said something offensive. Don't say it, girl. YouTube will demonetize me if I say it.
• 47:11
  Speaker A: Oh, no, don't say it then.
• 47:12
  Speaker B: You are a baguette, mama. A baguette down. You are a baguette down. When I tell you, when you walk into that room, it is so squeaky clean. It is so just like well lit it. There's like mirrors on the wall. The vibe of that bedroom is just like, did I walk into an ikea? Like, what is happening here? I will say that if you play a holy or disciplined priest, you are at bottom. So I'm so sorry. There's just no tops that play holy or discipline. And if you are a top that plays holy or discipline, congratulations. You have broken the mold. Congratulations. You are unique, quirky. You're different. But in general, most holy and disciplined priests that I know are bottoms down.
• 48:15
  Speaker A: They literally have the word hole in their name.
• 48:18
  Speaker B: Literally. A shadow priest, though, you can't trust a shadow priest. You cannot trust a girl that is a shadow priest. That bedroom will look clean. It will look put together. And then when you lay on that bed, you start noticing there's something off about this space. You notice that these are the kinds of girls that are sweeping the trash underneath the bed. These are the kind of girls. These are the kind of girls that got the room together because they knew trade was coming over, but they didn't actually clean the space. You notice that. The ceiling fan. There's still dust on that ceiling fan. That's you, girl.
• 48:59
  Speaker A: No.
• 48:59
  Speaker B: Oh. The way you were doing this. Squeaky clean, squeaky clean. No. You look up at the. You're, like, laying in the bed. You feel shameful. You feel disgusting for what you just did. And then you're like, they haven't cleaned their ceiling fan in three years.
• 49:15
  Speaker A: You know, I think a shadow priest is a narcissist, insane person that will love bomb the hell out of you just because they need something from you. And then they will drop you like a hot potato. They do not get. They don't live. They don't care if you live or die. They don't. They're the ones that will, like, push back even though you tell them to not push.
• 49:35
  Speaker B: No, they do love bomb, though. They definitely give love bomb energy.
• 49:38
  Speaker A: And then. And then I agree 100% with Holy. Like, 100%. They're a horse girl. They're extremely type A. They have, like, Taylor Swift all over their apartment.
• 49:47
  Speaker B: Not too much on our girl Steph, who plays Holy Priest.
• 49:54
  Speaker A: Listen, I'm. I love discipline priests so, so, so, so much. And disciplined priests are cool. Okay.
• 50:03
  Speaker B: Sure.
• 50:05
  Speaker A: We are going to upset so many people with what we're saying.
• 50:08
  Speaker B: Yeah. Mind you, all this is all comedy, but, yes, of course.
• 50:12
  Speaker A: Please don't take this seriously.
• 50:13
  Speaker B: And this isn't about your alts. This is about your main. Like, this is, like, your main person that you play. Like.
• 50:18
  Speaker A: Yeah, but also, it's diva. It's really not that deep.
• 50:21
  Speaker B: Like, it is joking. It is deep, so you should defend.
• 50:23
  Speaker A: It's kidding. Okay. You to give me the next one. Okay, I'm ready.
• 50:28
  Speaker B: Your next one is a druid. Tough.
• 50:37
  Speaker A: Well, the obvious thing is, like, you go in there and it's so humid, you can't even breathe because there's so many types of plants everywhere. And, like, you just can't breathe because you feel like you're inside an aquarium. Okay.
• 50:50
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 50:51
  Speaker A: And you just. Plants everywhere, and it's really, really overwhelming. They're also, like, very much into the green stuff. Okay. So you'll go in there and you'll be hitting with us with a cloud, like, and they. You will, like, wait for them to finally get going, and they'll be still talking about some sort of, like, theory about, like, the world or whatever, and you'll be like, girl, can you just, like, zip it and get to it? You know? I feel like that's gonna be a druid vibe.
• 51:22
  Speaker B: I. I say this with love and light. To all my druids out there, these love and lights.
• 51:29
  Speaker A: I know you're about to say something nasty.
• 51:31
  Speaker B: These are the girls that love to eat. These are. Listen, listen, now, listen. I'm gonna explain myself. Tell me. Tell me that. Okay. When I say bear slash cub. I'm not saying that because of guardian druids. When I think of a druid. Furry. No. Yeah, maybe. Maybe.
• 51:53
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 51:53
  Speaker B: When I think of a druid, I think of a bear slash cub and. Or a girl who knows how to eat. And that's not an offensive thing. Like, I don't know why. Like, they're. They're thick. They're, like, thick because they don't give a fuck about what people think. In a good way. They smoke.
• 52:12
  Speaker A: They smoke. That's a huge bush. Just a huge bush. Huge bush here, too. Like, huge.
• 52:17
  Speaker B: Huge.
• 52:18
  Speaker A: Braided.
• 52:18
  Speaker B: Braided, yes. Yeah, The. These are.
• 52:21
  Speaker A: These are. They love to smoke the weeds.
• 52:24
  Speaker B: Love to smoke the weed. They got a pup mask on. They like, they're. There are some questionable things in their
• 52:31
  Speaker A: bedroom with, like, sweat and vinegar, but it's not actually the sweat and vinegar. It's the weeds.
• 52:35
  Speaker B: Yeah, they've got some questionable things in their bedroom, but you know. You know you're going to be treated right when you're in that bedroom.
• 52:44
  Speaker A: No, they're going to be nice. Yeah, but they might not be, like, the best time you've ever had.
• 52:49
  Speaker B: You know, there'll be a story.
• 52:51
  Speaker A: They're gonna be. They're gonna be nice.
• 52:52
  Speaker B: Yes.
• 52:52
  Speaker A: And like, every 10 minutes, you're gonna get jump scared because there's another humidifier
• 52:55
  Speaker B: going off like this Sounds like personal experience, girl. Okay, okay. Give me a. Give me a class. Give me a class. Anyway.
• 53:07
  Speaker A: Ooh, Mage.
• 53:11
  Speaker B: You wanted me to be nasty again, girl. Okay, here's the tea. Here's the tea. Here's the tea. Every single mage class is the same in the sense that it's this. It is bitches that will own every single little action figure. They'll have, like, books. They're. They're nerds. Like, the. The mages are like your homo sexual nerds. Like, they are gay down if you are straight. I apologize to everyone out there. If you are a girl and you know that you're a man plays a mage. He's a DL I'm sorry. That is just a relevant revelation that you're about to learn here on this podcast. L. He's D.L. he's down low.
• 53:58
  Speaker A: Do you know.
• 53:59
  Speaker B: Do you know what DL Me? No, I know.
• 54:00
  Speaker A: But I'm surprised that you would say that mage is DL. I think I have a very different.
• 54:03
  Speaker B: Oh, no, no, no. I meant. I meant a straight man playing a mage is DL. Oh.
• 54:09
  Speaker A: Oh, yes. 100%.
• 54:10
  Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. So if you are a straight man out there and you're playing mage, welcome to the family, girl.
• 54:16
  Speaker A: No, yeah, yeah.
• 54:17
  Speaker B: I think that lastly, every single mage player that is out there has a duality to them. There is a side. Nah, maybe. But there is a side of them where the purse is falling out of the mouth. Like, genuinely. You're like kind of gag. You're like, oh, she's a girl. She's one of the girls. Girls. But then there is a side to them where they are putting on for a society that is like them trying to be butch. I don't know. I get that vibe from a lot of mages.
• 54:51
  Speaker A: You're describing yourself, of course. Well, I love how we run from like describing the room to like their deep personality traits. I think a mage. I actually see it completely differently. I think a mage is like in his room and he's kind of like a dick all the time for no reason. He overcorrects you all the time. Like, oh my God. Well, actually, like, I've read this nest. Checked this according to my calculations. This is wrong. Like he's that. Okay.
• 55:25
  Speaker B: And yeah.
• 55:25
  Speaker A: Over correct you. He's constantly like. He's that type of person that's like, oh, you. Like, like, like, I don't know. There's Midnight sun by Zara Larson and he's like, she's so bad. I don't know. I just don't like what everyone's listening to, you know, like they're that. They're just kind of vibe. Like they always have to be contrarian. They always have to be different. Yeah, but they're actually like, there's not much there. And then there's also like, how dare you. How dare you say this about me. I'm going to go say tell this to my mom.
• 55:51
  Speaker B: No, it's that vibe. It's also giving pick me. It's the pick me gay. Yeah, yeah. Every. Every mage player out there. And listen, I'm a mage player. It's giving pick me.
• 56:03
  Speaker A: They are main character syndrome. Like, but in the most derogatory way possible.
• 56:08
  Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, that's right. And that's my people.
• 56:13
  Speaker A: I played mage too. Okay.
• 56:15
  Speaker B: Yeah. Okay, so I need you to read for filth. Warlocks.
• 56:21
  Speaker A: Why would I have to read it for filth? We said. We just said bedrooms. We didn't say let's Be nasty.
• 56:25
  Speaker B: No, I'm kidding.
• 56:26
  Speaker A: Okay. I described the bedroom, but I just want to say one more thing about mage.
• 56:30
  Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
• 56:30
  Speaker A: So, like, before I finish, it's like, yes, all of these things are. That I said are true, but I also feel like mages are also just like. Like you said, extreme weebs and nerds. Like, massive nerds, which I love. Yeah. Warlock. Okay. They're, like, so hot and sexy and, like. No, no, no, no, no. I'm joking. So, okay, warlocks, they are so. They are just kind of like. They're really, like. You think you're going to get something from them, but you don't. You never really know. They're, like, extremely, like, toxic in a way. They don't really text back. And all of a sudden, they text back a lot. They're very back and forth. You come, you finally, like, are at their room, they invited you over, and it's like, obviously completely, completely not inviting at all. It is only centered around them and what they, like. They don't care about being inviting. It's like, you're here or you're not, you know, and he will. He's selfish in bed. He doesn't really, like, accommodate you at all. He's also into some, like, weird beat
• 57:45
  Speaker B: not to kink shaming on the Azeroth of Attitude podcast.
• 57:48
  Speaker A: I'm not kink shaming. I'm just like. He is into, like, some freakies to share, you know? And, like, he also is, like. Like, like, he has, like, some freaky, like, toys.
• 58:01
  Speaker B: I.
• 58:02
  Speaker A: We're describing their room, right?
• 58:04
  Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah.
• 58:04
  Speaker A: I see a lot of pets. Lots of pets, girl.
• 58:10
  Speaker B: And this goes for hunters as well.
• 58:11
  Speaker A: It's like, copies.
• 58:13
  Speaker B: Yeah, I. That is fully to a T. Hunters are dog people and warlocks are cat people.
• 58:22
  Speaker A: 100%. Yeah, 100%. But the Warlock one is, like, a little, like, nasty. Whereas the hunter one, I feel like, is, like, you know, sheltering 45 dogs that all look like they're on their last breath.
• 58:37
  Speaker B: Yeah, no, that fully. And you know what? I'm just going to. I'm just going to package these two up. Hunters and warlocks. So a warlock gay going to make this about gays? A warlock gay is. It's okay. So you know how I said, like, mages are pick me gays? A warlock is a. I'm so different kind of gay. Like, oh, my God, I'm so unique. I'm. I'm cut from a different cloth kind of gay. You know, me, Me. Yeah, it's. It's very. That energy where it's just like, oh, I'm not one of those girls that plays a mage, but I will play a warlock. And it's. It's very that vibe. But I will say a warlock is the kind of. Okay, so like, a mage is like a nerd of many. Like, a plethora of different things. Where I feel like a mage is a nerd about specific things. And when you go into their bedroom. Because I feel like mages and warlocks are different.
• 59:45
  Speaker A: Okay, we're comparing majors now because I was still at hunter. So now you're talking about majors and warlocks.
• 59:50
  Speaker B: No, I'm gonna get into the hunter. Don't worry. I see a warlock as a. It's like a Venn diagram. So you put like, hunters and mages, and then warlocks are right here. And this is in my gay brain. So a mage is like a nerd of, like, all these different. Like, different things. They are nerds of everything. A warlock as a specific nerdom that they are, like, obsessed with. And so in their room, you're gonna find, like, so many dedicated things to this one thing that they really, really like. Like, and it's like, they're like, passion. They're weird. I would say warlock are Neo Divergent girlies because they've, like, specialized. Hundred percent specialized in those specific things. A hunter, on the other hand, like, you said, so many dogs. So, like, they are very. They are like, you walk in to their room and you're like, is this a biohazard? Like, what's happening here? There's dog fur on everything. Everything. They leave the dog in the bedroom when they're trying to get down and dirty, and you're like, I need that dog to leave.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker A: The dog's watching as a dog's like,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker B: that dog out of here. But they don't put their bed together. It's. And honestly, a hunter in my brain, and I'm gonna make this make sense, is a good combination of, like, the nerdiness of a mage and the obsession levels of a warlock. So their rooms are kind of disheveled. They are also kind of nerdy. They. They may own a few things that are, like, some of their weird things that they really like, but the room is overall giving more butch. It's like, more like roughly put together. The bed's not put together. The.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker A: Yeah, they don't really care about the style.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker B: It's not very decorated, but it is, like.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker A: It's. It's, like, just there.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker B: Yeah, but the decorations are nerdy.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you mean. I know what you mean.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker B: Yeah. And that, that's my. In my brain. The Venn diagram.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker A: Yeah. Since you picked Hunter, I'm also going to pick one myself that I really want to talk about. Okay. Death nights.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker B: Yes. Okay. Okay, I'm ready.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker A: Okay. So you walk into that man's room. It smells nice. He is hot. He is one of those, like, nerds that like, works out but wears baggy clothes. And then you hug him and you feel the muscle underneath that baggy shirt. Okay. He takes that. This is. None of this is about the room. Takes the shirt off. Big pecs, muscular body. He is stunning. He is charismatic, but also nerdy, respectful. He will give you the time of your life. Okay. He's good in bed. He's also 100% versed. He can do all of it. Okay. He also has a beautiful room. It's like, might be your style, but he's like this typical metal guy that listens to metal music and you're kind of scared of him when you see him, but he's actually the sweetest little puppy Persona. He's like the cutest little like angel in this, like, big body. And he has a cute black cat that is very cute and like very sweet and gentle.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker B: It sounds like you're just talking about a specific person.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker A: Well, I'm pinning you in a fantasy. This person does not exist. If this person would. If this person exists, you know what to do. And yeah, like, they, like, they just have. Their style is not yours. But they are very intentional with their style. Like they, they care about their surrounding. They're very clean, but also not like weird clean. They're just like a well rounded person. And they're a good person.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker B: Okay, I was gonna say all of those things. But they have a nasty downside. And the nasty downside is they have a horrible relationship with their family and a horrible time keeping up with their friends. They're the kind of person that has.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker A: Not everyone's perfect.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker B: Not everyone's perfect. But they have their life together on paper. They've got a good place to live. They, they, they're healthy. They like smell good. They have all their.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker A: Oh, he smells so good.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker B: But then when you start to get into a relationship with this person, you realize it's all about them. It's never actually about you. And it all starts clicking into place. Why their life is so put together. It's because.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker A: Never had that before.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker B: It's because you start realizing, oh, they only care about themselves and they have a hard time Actually giving a shit about other people. And they're gonna learn that over time that they have to be more empathetic with their feelings.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker A: Okay, I. I don't see it like that. And you just ruined my fantasy of this beautiful man that exists in my head.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker B: But he's hung and he's gonna destroy you.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker A: He has a huge ass, too. Like, he just, like. Like, what are you gonna do with all that?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker B: What are you gonna do with all that? He's like, he's gonna show you what
• 1:05:06
  Speaker A: he's gonna do with all that.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker B: Anyway. Anyway, we have some listener questions. We didn't get to every class, but we are an hour and five minutes into the pod.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker A: Okay, we can just do the. We just. We can just leave the other ones for next time.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. If you want us to cover the other classes, let us know in the comments and we'll cover them next time.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker A: It'll probably also actually be about the rooms and not just about me being horny for a dk.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker B: Yeah, honestly, Death knight slide into arts dms. I want to. I want to hear some of the nastiest. Because, girl, we talk.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker A: Do you not feel like DK's? There's just something so sexy about them.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker B: No, I would say. Yeah, I would say if there was a class, like, not in game, obviously they're undead, but if there was a class where I was like, the person playing it is probably hot. It would be a death knight. Like, it would be a death knight or a monk. I would think a death knight or a monk would give those, like, vibes.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker A: We'll see. I already have an idea what a monk. What. What a monk is like, but we're going to talk about that next time.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker B: Next time. Next time. Okay.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker B: So we do have.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker A: This is so stupid.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker B: So stupid. We have two listener questions now. Some of these are a little bit longer, so we've cut out some of the larger chunks. But I will say thank you to everyone who did submit this first one. I'll read this one because I see the full message. This is from Sebastian, a Worgen protection warrior. We know what your bedroom looks like. From Stockholm, Sweden.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker A: Oh, the Swedish people.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker B: The sweetest people. I'll be offensive and read it in that accent. No, I'm kidding. So I'm gonna skip ahead. We did read through your email. It was very sweet. I love that you like the story you were telling about your partner and how you play World of Warcraft together. But we're gonna get to your question. So now for my question. Could or Should Blizzard implement the same sort of mentor system as Square Enix does for new and old players because they talk About Final Fantasy 14 in the email? I feel if someone like me who wants to advance in either keys or raids or anything else in WOW might feel either lost or even nervous, scared with asking another player for help, no matter if it's in the same guild or not. In Final Fantasy 14, there's a mark to a player's name that tells people if they are new, returning or a mentor. I know as a player I can ask a mentor in my guild or on the streets in Final Fantasy for anything and I don't need to bother this person or that person or a fiance who cock blocks one's progress. There are of this queen. Yeah, there are of course videos with guides everywhere and usually people will help in WoW as well. But should there be a mentor system or should we as new players just rip the bandage and ask? Or say at the start of a dungeon with the macro, I'm new. I'm still learning. Please don't kick me. Love from a Swedish Worgen with a Latin attitude in Draynor. P.S. since we all know high elves are now hung, what are the other races sizes?
• 1:08:11
  Speaker A: Next week's episode.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker B: Next week's episode we cover the the cork size.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker A: We already know which one's the biggest gnome.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker B: I just want someone send me R of a gnome which is a huge bulge in wow. Like unnecessarily they have a hard time walking.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker A: We are never going to get this podcast sponsored ever.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker B: I'm so sorry Blizzard. We can clean it up. I promise. I promise. We have the capacity for.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker A: Listen, I'm not blaming you. You just heard me speaking about DK and basically like fucking them already with my words.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker B: Anyway, yeah, the mentor system.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker A: Back to the question.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker B: So there is a mentor system in World of Warcraft. There is. So if you are. If you are a brand spanking new player, like we're talking fresh account, you will find people in most major cities that have a green flag above their head. That means that they are a mentor or a person who is willing to help you. Mm. There is also a new player chat that you get access to if you are a fresh new account that you can ask any questions in. And there are people that are in that chat that will answer any questions that you have. And these are all volunteers. So people that will answer any questions. They're always on. I didn't realize this until I made my EU account and then it says
• 1:09:43
  Speaker A: I am so gagged right Now, I did not notice.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker B: Yeah. So if you are a fresh new account and you don't know anything about World of Warcraft, it's actually a phenomenal way to ask any questions you have and someone is speedily there to answer any questions you have.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker A: That's so fierce. I love that.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker B: But they don't advertise it very well, so.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker A: Well, clearly.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker B: Yeah. And I. Another thing that I think that you are hinting at in the question that would be helpful is raids, keys, mythics. It's all kind of very daunting for someone that wants to get into that. And I to that I would say that try to find pub pugs that say that they're looking for new players or join a guild that is specifically catered to people who are new at dungeons and Raids. Because there are some phenomenal guild leaders out there whose entire like time is dedicated to getting people into the the raid system, which is phenomenal. There's also a ton of queer guilds out there that also do this shout out to my girl.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker A: There's also. There's also discords that will specifically like be for M. And you can find all kinds of players in there. Like you can find people that want to do low keys. You can find people that want to do are new to keys. There are these discords out there, unfortunately, I don't know immediately like what they're called, but look out for them. Like maybe there's like a Reddit post that summarizes them where you can also find people to play. I've heard that from my own community that they exist.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker B: Yeah. But thank you so much, Sebastian, for the question. And shout out to Stockholm, Sweden. Do you want to read the second question?
• 1:11:30
  Speaker A: It's yes. Hey, y'. All, I'm Kevin from Denver, CEO. What's CEO?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker B: Colorado.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker A: Oh, Colorado. Absolutely loving your show. You two are adorable and so funny. Oh my God, thank you. It's been so funny hearing your experience and perspectives on the game, especially in response to all the new content. My main is a basic blonde human paladin named Yggdra. She's an. She's in Cenarian Circle. But thanks to the show, I learned that Proudmoore truly is the LGBTQ plus haven and quickly realized that I wanted to be part of a realm that people actually play on. I made a Void Elf rogue sub over there over there named Twink.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker B: I love that it's spelled T U I N K, but I miss sounds like Twink.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker A: I've been having so much fun leveling him up. My Question is, do either of you have a sort of white whale drop or long term achievement that you've been farming for or working towards? Like a transmog piece, mount Pet or some other grindy goal? For me personally, ever since Vanilla Sulfuras Hand of Ragnaros has always been one of the coolest looking weapons in the game. And after some time farming molten core and gathering the materials videos by myself, I'm about 80% away to finally make it hacks to the both of you. Plus a photo of my sweet baby boy, Moose.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker B: Oh, so mouse girl. It's mouse. But mouse is so cute. Yes. You sent us a picture of your cat. Mouse is so adorable. Shout out to Denver. I love Denver, Colorado. It's a gorgeous place. Come on, Moose. The cat named Moose is there. Art's gone.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker A: Also, just quickly. Like side note, I read the comments on YouTube and somebody called me out for not knowing about some Mexican dish.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker B: Oh, the Tajin.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker A: And I was like, you thought it was. Sorry. That Tajin sounds like tahini.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker A: But I was like, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be offensive. I just didn't know.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker B: Well, have you ever had Tajin?
• 1:13:26
  Speaker A: No, I've never had it.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker B: Oh, bitch. It'll get your life. It's so good. Okay, listen, nine times out of ten I just chalk up anything that you don't know to the fact that you live in Austria, which is fine. I'm the same way. Because there are certain things in Europe I don't fudgeing know. Like yeah, dumb American. So I'm just like it's.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker A: But please feel free to correct me. I don't, I don't take offense in that.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker B: I mean you did think that morning wood was your. Your penis full of pee.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker A: We don't talk about that. Okay, we don't talk about that. Moving on to the question. Anyway, really cute mouse.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker B: Yes.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker A: And I used to have these goals. A lot of them. Like mine were usually like mount related. And then I also really, really wanted to do the balance of power quest line and Legion to get all these like weapons. And all of these were fulfilled. Basically one with the, with the. That one event that they did where the Mount Traps were increased. And then also Legion remix just like fulfilled my dreams of having everything from Legion. But then there's also things that I really would love to grind for but are not there in the game anymore. Like the Mage Star appearances, the elite PvP sets. But I will usually have like seasonal big goals. Like for example, I really want to get the paladin Sorry. The Monk Elite PvP set this season.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker B: It does look really good.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker A: That's like my goal.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker A: What about you?
• 1:14:52
  Speaker B: For me, right now in midnight, my goal is to get the sickening hearthstone effect that is from the Prey renown.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker A: I just got that. It's so fierce.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker B: I've been like grinding a little bit because, I mean, I haven't had as much time to play wow. Because I was on a work trip. But I've been like. I finally unlocked Nightmare Praise. So I'm just gonna be grinding those out on stream, like doing as many nightmare praise praise as I can. Because I really want that like sickening thing because it'll look so good on
• 1:15:22
  Speaker A: a video because you're a mage. It's gonna be tough.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker B: Tough. I know it's gonna be.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker A: You cannot AFK if you're streaming. You better ignore chat because you will die.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker B: I know. I need to lock. I need to lock the hell in. I need to constantly be on the lookout for things I can quickly kill like critters and whatnot. It's gonna be tough. I would say long term. This is a gaggy story. So I've always wanted the ashes of. What is it called? The Alar Alar. I really wanted that Fire Phoenix mount, but I never really tried for it. And then the anniversary event happened where they had increased mount drops. So I was like, you know what? I'm gonna run this. Tell me why I got this mount on my first try. This is a mouth.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker A: The event that like boosted it by like 50% or something.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker B: No, it only boosted it by 5%. Like it went from. It went from like 2% to like 7%.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker A: It felt like 50 because I feel like so many people got so much stuff.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker B: Maybe I. I read it as like it only went up by 5%. But I was gagged that I got this on my first try. And I know people who have been farming this mount for. For like years, 10 years, and I've never gotten it. So the amount of hate I got when I got this mount and I posted it to my socials and people like, I know you're lying. That same with you, girl. Getting the Valentine's Day love rocket. And I know people that have been farming that for 12 years or something
• 1:16:59
  Speaker A: like that, I'm so. I've been farming that for years too. So.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker B: Okay, you know, I deserve that. So sick.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker A: But I. There's a whole conversation about that mount drop thing. Like mounts used to be feel so prestigious. Now they just kind of feel like an extra one. Which I think is sad for an mmo, but that's a whole other conversation.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker B: I think once we are able to place mounts in our house it'll get that renown again because then you'll want specific mounts just to display in your house, like put them in a stable or whatnot. Yeah, we've gone a little bit over time so we thank you so much to everyone for the viewer questions. If you want to submit viewer questions, please fill our inbox. We need some more. It is azeroth with attitude gmail.com or leave us a comment in the YouTube section. Specifically say hey, this is a question I want on the podcast. This has been phenomenal girls. I hope you weren't too offended and if you were, let us know in the comments because the engagement helps us. Thank you all so much and we'll see you next week with yet another podcast episode.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker A: Thank you all. Kisses bye.