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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Marcellus Wiley GETS BOOTED for BAD takes on Eagles & Bills (...but not Cowboys) · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: Right, alright, Govin Doyo Live from Philly. It's the number
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  Speaker 1: one rated Paully and Tony Foolstol Show as always, Bali
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  Speaker 1: Fool's go here with Tony Fools going Tony your show today.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we got some unsubstantiated but pretty true sounding
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  Speaker 1: rumors about what's really going on in the beef between
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  Speaker 1: Jalen Hurts and AJ Brown. And also why the Juan
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  Speaker 1: Soto seven hundred and sixty five million dollar contract is
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  Speaker 1: not a lot of money at all. Absolutely, and guest today, well,
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  Speaker 1: you know last week, I guess Jay Gruden terrible just
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  Speaker 1: failed to understand how shaving ahead could help an NFL
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  Speaker 1: coach like it's helped Sirianni.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we're going to bring on someone.
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  Speaker 1: Who is bold and played football, Marcellus Wiley, and also Tony.
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  Speaker 1: You know he's been doing these videos about other people's
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  Speaker 1: sports takes. Yeah, he's never done a single one about OZ,
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  Speaker 1: so we're going to be asking him about that.
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  Speaker 3: You know what it probably is is how it takes
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  Speaker 3: are so perfect there's really nothing to say about them.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, good point that, dony Oh. One annoying development
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  Speaker 1: to tell you about again in this world of misinformation
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  Speaker 1: and accuracy has struck yet again, hasn't it, Dony. We
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  Speaker 1: just perceived word that this show has once again been
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  Speaker 1: nominated for Best Sports Comedy in the Sports Podcast Awards. Now,
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  Speaker 1: as you know, last year, the show won the award
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  Speaker 1: even though it's clearly not a comedy.
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  Speaker 3: You know, maybe they think it's funny. How right we
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  Speaker 3: are all the time?
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  Speaker 1: Another great point that Dony, well, I guess if you
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  Speaker 1: want to vote for you know, a most right comedy,
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  Speaker 1: you can go vote for us by clicking the link
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  Speaker 1: in the description and hold on just a moment. What
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  Speaker 1: the hell's going on here? A producer looks like he's
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  Speaker 1: in a bathroom or something. I just see out on
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  Speaker 1: a monitor. Tony, where the hell are here?
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  Speaker 4: Are you in Mexico?
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  Speaker 2: What the are you doing in Mexico?
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  Speaker 5: Don't worry about him producing the show.
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  Speaker 2: Don't worry.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, don't worry. You're gonna come back alive. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Don't worried you're gonna be able to get back into America.
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  Speaker 3: That's what we're worried.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, if you're listening to this right now,
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  Speaker 1: if you happen to run a drug hotel in Mexico, well,
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  Speaker 1: you know what they're do, you know, Audios producer, Enough
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  Speaker 1: out of you anyway, let's just get right into our
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  Speaker 1: top story story. All right, first out the gate, you know,
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  Speaker 1: fate morons. They're saying the Eagles didn't get a quality
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  Speaker 1: win against the Panthers on Sunday since they only won
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  Speaker 1: by a score of twenty two to sixteen.
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  Speaker 2: But Tony, what do we always say a win.
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  Speaker 3: Is a win win exactly. I mean, look at Jake Paul.
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  Speaker 3: He beat the greatest fight of all time, Mike Tyson.
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  Speaker 2: A win is a win.
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  Speaker 3: So what if Mike Tyson was basically a senior citizen
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  Speaker 3: In the future, when people read historical records like Wikipedia,
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  Speaker 3: all they're gonna see is that Jake Paul beat Mike Tyson,
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  Speaker 3: and they're gonna put him in the Parthenon of greatest
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  Speaker 3: fighters ever. It's gonna be number one, Mike Tyson, number
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  Speaker 3: two Rocky Balboa, number three Evander Holyfield, and then number
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  Speaker 3: four Jake Paul.
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  Speaker 1: Terrific future perspective that Dody, And we'll now do our
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  Speaker 1: take last week that just went mego viral.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, like colon takes no viral.
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  Speaker 1: But you know what I'm saying anyway, we said Jalen
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  Speaker 1: Harts should be.
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  Speaker 2: Co MVP with.
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  Speaker 1: Saqua because he's the one handing off the ball and
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  Speaker 1: handing off is important. Well, there are some idiots out
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  Speaker 1: there coming up to us, Dody and saying things like
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  Speaker 1: that makes no sense. Well, you know we got to
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  Speaker 1: explain this again. I guess so, Tony. You know you
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  Speaker 1: had one of those great analogies you always have. Give
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  Speaker 1: those idiots some perspective.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, think about when doctors deliver babies and then hand
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  Speaker 3: them off to their mother. Imagine if doctors were just
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  Speaker 3: fumbling babies, they'd be babies splatted like tomatoes all over
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  Speaker 3: the place.
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  Speaker 5: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: It would destroy the human population and end humanity as
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  Speaker 3: we know it. So if you don't vote Jalen Hurts
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  Speaker 3: for co MVP, you're not only anti humanity, you're pro extinction.
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  Speaker 2: One hundred percent of great Tony.
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  Speaker 1: You know, whenever I hear a baby's born, I don't
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  Speaker 1: congratulate the mom. I congratulate the doctor on a flawless handoff.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, so do I. Course.
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  Speaker 1: Well, now let's get into this beef between Jalen Hurts
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  Speaker 1: and aj Brown. There are rumors we've been hearing from
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  Speaker 1: a very trusted Deli counter worker who works right near
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  Speaker 1: the stadium right there. The beef between Jalen and AJ
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  Speaker 1: is over the fact that Jalen hurts had well, let's
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  Speaker 1: just say, an entanglement with someone very close to AJ. Now,
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  Speaker 1: people say, if this is true, well, it's poor formed
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  Speaker 1: by Jalen Tony.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think so at all, do you not at all?
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  Speaker 3: What's the most important thing in football the connection between
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  Speaker 3: a quarterback and his wide receiver. And what better way
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  Speaker 3: to have a connection then by having, you know, and
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  Speaker 3: an entangledment, let's call it exactly with you two and
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  Speaker 3: you know somebody else potentially. You know, it's just another
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  Speaker 3: way for Jalen and AJ to discuss how they approach,
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  Speaker 3: you know, formations and positions and finding holes in the
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  Speaker 3: defense and encouraging someone to go.
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  Speaker 2: Deep on those balls.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it's such a perfect bonding experience and opportunity.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know, paper morons, they say it affects
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  Speaker 1: the workplace, what only if you're totally unprofessional?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, look at me and our producer. I
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  Speaker 3: have an entanglement with his mom at least twice a week,
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  Speaker 3: but we still show up and do our jobs. Yep,
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  Speaker 3: I do my job. I don't know what the fuck
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  Speaker 3: doing back there?
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  Speaker 2: Wait whatever the mex. Oh look he's angry again. He's
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  Speaker 2: angry so unprofessional. You know what would be bueno if
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  Speaker 2: you just turned off your camera? Yeah, exactly. Anyway, let's
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  Speaker 2: move on.
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  Speaker 1: In other news, Bill Belichick has accepted the job to
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  Speaker 1: become the head coach at the University of North Carolina. Now,
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  Speaker 1: some people are saying this is a shocking development and
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  Speaker 1: bizarre career move.
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  Speaker 2: But Tony, this makes perfect sense, doesn't it.
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  Speaker 3: Of course, Bill Belichick is great at scouting young talent,
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  Speaker 3: and UNC has tons of it, not on the football team,
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  Speaker 3: but on the cheerleading team. You know, I analyze the
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  Speaker 3: UNC cheerleading team ig account, and I did spot some
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  Speaker 3: great prospects that Belichick could date. I mean, I hate
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  Speaker 3: to say it, but his girlfriend is getting a little
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  Speaker 3: long in the tooth. I mean, she's almost two or
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  Speaker 3: three years out of college. In fact, I analyzed a
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  Speaker 3: recent picture of her and unfortunately I did notice a
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  Speaker 3: little wrinkled just under her right eyelid, and I thought, so,
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  Speaker 3: you know, they say do what you love, and Belichick
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  Speaker 3: that's football and banging hot young cheerleaders.
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  Speaker 1: Just terrific analysis and research, Tony And well, now moving
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  Speaker 1: to baseball, where the big story, of course, is Juan
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  Speaker 1: Soto leaving the Yankees to sign with the Mets, who
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  Speaker 1: offered him fifty years, seven hundred and sixty five mil. Now, people,
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  Speaker 1: they're saying, this is a lot of money, Tony, No.
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  Speaker 2: What about inflation? Doesn't anyone watch the news?
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  Speaker 3: Seven hundred and sixty five million dollars was basically just
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  Speaker 3: three hundred million dollars just four years ago. And Juan
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  Speaker 3: Soto is in New York and you can't live there
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  Speaker 3: on just fifty one million dollars a year. No, where's
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  Speaker 3: he gonna live? That barely gets you a studio apartment
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  Speaker 3: in Manhattan? Yeah, and who the hell is representing this guy?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you go play for the Yankees, Well, at
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  Speaker 1: least he got a chance to win the World Series,
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  Speaker 1: you know once every twenty years.
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  Speaker 2: You go play for the Mets.
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  Speaker 3: Well never, Yeah, you know, that's like dumping your decent
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  Speaker 3: looking girlfriend for her way less attractive friend because she
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  Speaker 3: has way more money.
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  Speaker 2: I did that, let me tell you. While we did
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  Speaker 2: go out.
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  Speaker 3: To fancy dinners, I did have to wear a blindfold
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  Speaker 3: the whole time and ended up barffing up many of
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  Speaker 3: those meals when the blindfold would slip down.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't recommend it.
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  Speaker 1: No, But on the subject of what we do recommend,
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  Speaker 1: it's time for a word right now from our good
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  Speaker 1: friends at Quaker Oats old fashioned steel cut.
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  Speaker 2: What are you doing? Why are you talking?
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  Speaker 5: Did you see the email? What? Well, Quicker cancel the deal?
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 5: What they said the show isn't brand safe because of
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  Speaker 5: the content and wanted no association.
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  Speaker 2: With Well, how do we know oatmeal is safe?
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  Speaker 3: I saw an article once on Bright Bought that said
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  Speaker 3: steel cut oats might actually contain bits of steel, you know,
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  Speaker 3: I saw it in an article.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, you never know what brand is safe?
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  Speaker 5: Now?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly who's brand safe now? And the other one's
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  Speaker 1: killing people with oatme anyway? Stop talking? Yeah, I see
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  Speaker 1: our guests come on online anyway, so go answer that.
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  Speaker 1: And all right, let's just bring our guests on FUSCO
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  Speaker 1: Satellite Network. Satellite this guy, you know, we do have
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of a bone to pick with him,
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  Speaker 1: don't wait downy, which we didn't do soon enough. But
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  Speaker 1: let's just give him a couple of props here. You know,
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  Speaker 1: he did play defensive end for ten seasons in the NFL,
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  Speaker 1: made the Pro Bowl in two thousand and while, and
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  Speaker 1: you know, he's really gone onto a pretty successful career
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  Speaker 1: in sports media if you don't count those two years
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  Speaker 1: he had to work with Jason Whitlock. Anyway, let's bring
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  Speaker 1: him in here. Marcellus Wiley, welcome back to the show.
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  Speaker 4: What's up, Tony? How you guys doing good?
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  Speaker 1: Good, doing great now that you're here, because you know,
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  Speaker 1: last week we out on our former Washington coach Jay Gruden,
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  Speaker 1: you know, one of the worst guests we have ever had.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we tried to explain how Nick Sirianni shaving
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  Speaker 1: his head has helped him become a better coach, you know.
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  Speaker 1: But you know Gruden with that soft, beautiful hair of
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  Speaker 1: his understanding, however, you know you're wearing a hat right now,
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  Speaker 1: but we all know yet there you go underneath that.
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  Speaker 3: Hot, smooth, very smooth bottom, you know.
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  Speaker 2: So that leads to our opening questionnaire. Were you always bald?
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  Speaker 1: And if so, did you notice you got small that
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  Speaker 1: as you got balder?
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  Speaker 6: Oh man, No, I wasn't always bald. It was a
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  Speaker 6: crazy time When I finally became bald, it was like
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  Speaker 6: eleventh grade. I had I went through all the phases,
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  Speaker 6: so I had. I had the high top, I had
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  Speaker 6: the Jerry Curl Yeah yeah, the States off Fro curl activator,
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  Speaker 6: coming to America, plastic on the couch. I did it
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  Speaker 6: all and I had this like curly top. At the time,
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  Speaker 6: one of my boys played a prank on me. I
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  Speaker 6: want him to cut my hair. He cut it right
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  Speaker 6: down the middle train track saying nothing, no.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: So then I, because I had to what else was
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  Speaker 6: I to do, went to my next class.
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  Speaker 4: One girl said, it doesn't look that bad.
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  Speaker 6: You actually look a little cute and the time, and
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  Speaker 6: I took my Michael Jordan looking self and tried to
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  Speaker 6: run with it.
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  Speaker 4: So I've been bald ever since.
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  Speaker 2: I'm curious, what were you?
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  Speaker 3: What was your sack numbers like your junior year in
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  Speaker 3: high school with the Jerry curls versus bald like your
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  Speaker 3: senior year in high school? How how did that affect
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  Speaker 3: your sacks?
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  Speaker 1: When we say sack numbers, sack numbers on the field,
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  Speaker 1: not in your sack.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, clarify, because we were talking about women.
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  Speaker 2: And then you went to see yeah, yeah, we want
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  Speaker 2: to lose. I apologize absolutely.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. You know, I was a running back, so I
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  Speaker 4: didn't even get sacks.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't play defensive lie to our junior year of college.
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  Speaker 6: So in high school, you can ask me how many
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  Speaker 6: touchdowns I had, and I would say it increased slightly.
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  Speaker 6: But I was pretty good before, pretty good after.
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  Speaker 4: Same o g A.
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  Speaker 2: All right, we got the hair out of the way.
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  Speaker 1: Let's let's see how that brain inside that head is
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  Speaker 1: working out. Let's see we have an unsubstantiated but kind
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  Speaker 1: of true sounding rumor from a very trusted Deli counter
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  Speaker 1: worker works near the stadium that Jalen might have gotten
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  Speaker 1: himself in, you know, and then danglement, as they say,
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  Speaker 1: with someone very close to aj Brown. Now people are
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  Speaker 1: saying that's a bad thing, but you know, don't you
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  Speaker 1: think the connection between the QB and receiver is so important.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe an entanglement brings them good chemist drawing.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, look, I think that's a trusted source because you
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  Speaker 6: do get to spend a lot of time with somebody
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  Speaker 6: when they're ordering their sandwich. Depends on how many condiments
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  Speaker 6: they want, depends on what you eactly.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds like Jalen might have ordered a sandwich too.
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  Speaker 2: If you catch my don't.
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  Speaker 4: You Who is Jalen ordering the sandwich? Four? Is he
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  Speaker 4: by himself? Two? Is he over there talking while he's ordering?
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  Speaker 4: And you can eave drop ear hustle. Here's some things.
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  Speaker 4: So I trust your source exactly.
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  Speaker 2: You're a journalist, you know, Jalen.
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  Speaker 3: Jalen's in there ordering. Oh can I have two sandwiches?
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  Speaker 3: One roast beef and then a vegan sandwich?
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  Speaker 2: You gotta one? Wait a minute.
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  Speaker 4: Four?
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  Speaker 2: It was that far.
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  Speaker 4: Every locker room fighter is around two things? Oh how much?
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  Speaker 4: And what's her name? That's you know that there?
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  Speaker 1: You did you ever get yourself in through you know,
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  Speaker 1: an entanglement?
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  Speaker 4: Nah? Luckily I did not.
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  Speaker 2: I've been in you figure with that ball might have la.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, look, there's there's enough people to go around
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  Speaker 6: this world, enough beautiful women, So why would I have
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  Speaker 6: to entangle with yours? With that said, I've had a
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  Speaker 6: teammate marry my ex. I've had another teammate date my ex.
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  Speaker 6: So I guess I've been a j Brown in this
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  Speaker 6: situation before. Where he Jalen wt you up to if
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  Speaker 6: that's what the reports are saying. But I've seen it
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  Speaker 6: happen before, and you can handle it peacefully if you're
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  Speaker 6: being mature about it.
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  Speaker 2: Not that didn't you want to kick that jerk in
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  Speaker 2: the balls?
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  Speaker 4: I like it. I didn't like it.
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  Speaker 6: I thought that you could chase somebody else instead of
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  Speaker 6: my ex. But at the same time, they did get married.
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  Speaker 6: Now they're yeah, so they did it the right way.
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  Speaker 2: They got divorced.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it wasn't a fleeing, but it turned into a divorce.
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  Speaker 6: But okay, so I wasn't too hurt once I knew
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  Speaker 6: that he was real about dating her instead of just
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  Speaker 6: trying to go behind me and trying to mess.
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  Speaker 4: Up with her.
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  Speaker 1: Like and I ask you a question, did this other
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  Speaker 1: man of hair or was he you know, cree follow
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  Speaker 1: up a little hair? Oh see, that's your mistake. Then
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  Speaker 1: maybe she just liked a little more up top.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, fair enough, fairy, Okay, let's get the ball
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  Speaker 3: of football subjects.
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  Speaker 2: You know, let's talk to the chiefs. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You know, people say they've been the refs have been
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  Speaker 1: helping them all year.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when you look back at your career, do
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  Speaker 1: you regret not forming a closer bond with the referees
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  Speaker 1: so they could help your teams, you know, like they
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  Speaker 1: help Patrick Mahomes and all that.
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  Speaker 4: Oh man, y'all don't believe that hype.
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  Speaker 6: I love when people don't get what they want, the
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  Speaker 6: first thing they do is blame or conspiracy.
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  Speaker 4: Manham refs ain't helping the chiefs.
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  Speaker 6: The chiefs are helping the refs because the chiefs keeping
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  Speaker 6: themselves in those positions that make the ref say, hey,
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  Speaker 6: if you don't turn around, it is past interference.
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  Speaker 4: Hey if you got don't want to Actually.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, I don't mean to give in to speak conspiracies,
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  Speaker 1: But how much does the NFL pay you pay?
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  Speaker 2: How much are the referees paying you for this? I
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  Speaker 2: just I'm just curious.
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  Speaker 6: I was on the bad end of the Music City
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  Speaker 6: miracle the referees when it gets us in the buffalo bills,
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  Speaker 6: So I'm not on the payroll.
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  Speaker 4: Matter of fact, I wish there were a payroll to.
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  Speaker 6: Be on like the Kansas City chiefs are being accused
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  Speaker 6: of doing. People just don't like winners and they hate losers. Okay,
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  Speaker 6: when they're the loser and that's why they're blaming.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds very bitter.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not, no, I think I know you know you
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  Speaker 1: did say you're a former Bill? Is that is this
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  Speaker 1: time of year hard for you? When you know you're
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  Speaker 1: watching the team play well and you just know it's
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  Speaker 1: all gonna crumble and collapse in their faces.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a Bill and a charger, so I get it.
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  Speaker 3: There you go, double collapse, Hey, double collapse.
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  Speaker 4: I'm also a cowboy, so sometimes I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: They already collapse. But yeah, hey.
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  Speaker 4: What about Jackson? Bill? They don't even give you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, your whole your whole career is a pile of
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  Speaker 1: rubble right now, I mean not looking good and you're
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  Speaker 1: not good.
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  Speaker 4: I mean the Eagles.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I wouldn't mind you a streak right now, right
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  Speaker 3: to the super Bowl exactly when.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: Your backup shows up. Other than that, you're not winning.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: With Oh no, not this year. We got you.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Oh your girlfriend, don't forget you know that you were,
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: he was the back up to you. Yeah, that's gonna
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: make that's gonna bring it all together. Yeah, you mentioned
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: you were on the Cowboys, right, you wore a cowboy
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: in two thousand and four, Right, they went six and
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: ten that year. When you see them suck so much
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: this year, does that make you feel better because like
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: it makes them forget how much the team sucked when
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: you were on it.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: There's a part of that.
• 16:45
  Speaker 6: Every time, Yeah, you leave a team and then they're bad,
• 16:48
  Speaker 6: you're like yeah, and when they're good, you're like, damn,
• 16:50
  Speaker 6: I thought I was good.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Well, you never have to worry about what that with
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: the Cowboys, okay or any of your teams.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Really, Okay, calm down.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: The charges of doing well this year, Chargers and the
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: Bills are doing well.
• 17:01
  Speaker 6: We're doing as well as you guys are because we
• 17:03
  Speaker 6: know you got the fools go so.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: I love Are you kidding? We're on a record streak
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: right now?
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, fools, and how good you look?
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: Your receiver and your quarterback beefing over beef, beefing.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: Over some girl. You guys are knowing what this is
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: gonna turn into.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah two point oh no, no, no, McNabb and t
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: O never had an entanglement.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: No, we wish.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: They would have had better chemistry. Yeah, Donovan was over
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: there throwing up. That's the problem talking about beef. You know,
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: all right, let's get to the beef we have with you.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: You know, are you seeing these YouTube videos you put
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: out You're talking about what all these sports media heads
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: are saying, you've never once done a video about one
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: of our takes.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Is that just because they're too good, you got nothing
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: to add, nothing to disagree with.
• 17:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I usually picked the ones who step in it,
• 17:56
  Speaker 6: who mess up, or who says something that I disagree with.
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: Every thing you guys say I agree with, But now
• 18:01
  Speaker 6: I got one. I didn't know that you guys were
• 18:04
  Speaker 6: so gung hold the Eagles actually winning. I thought you
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: were just thinking like me, they were on the foolest all.
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: But now since you really you know.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: You know what, I'm gonna like. Your girlfriends died off
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: the show?
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: The show, terrible.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Take, go make a terrible you are guess what make
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: a video about being off the.
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah you got hey, you can run from the truth
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: like suns.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: But why are you still talking? Why they have a
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: hang up in Mexico? Now? Is he off the line?
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Hang up?
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: The far managed to find the one dumb bald person
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: in the entire continental United.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: States, only one. We got him on the show Let's not.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Let's not let him Ruin, which was otherwise a terrific show.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Of course we or we don't want to, thank God.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Quake Corroz and oh thanks for not one else.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: We don't want to think. Oh here we been down
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: in Mexico. Yes, Simula, what do you watch?
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: So Go?
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: You were saying Juan Soto's contract isn't that big because
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: due to inflation seven hundred and sixty five million dollars
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: it was only three hundred million four years ago.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, out of control inflation. Bro, blame Biden.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: Bro, that would be more than a one hundred percent
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: inflationary You obviously have no idea how inflation works.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you know what, I'm not going to
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: inflate your life preserver when I drop you in the ocean.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: And if you want to see deflation, just look down
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: your pants.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, lady's still talking.
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: He's still going what you said that Vander Holyfield and
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: Jake Paul's wins over Mike Tyson are equal.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, bro, a win is a win bro.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: No.
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Mike Tyson was fifty eight years old when he
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: fought Jake Paul and they only fucked two minute rounds.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well I'm going to get out my machine
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: gun and fire two minute rounds into your sternum.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know what shouldn't count that little flap
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: of skin you call a penis.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: It's not parting on, it's pantheon on.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Well, we're gonna put you in the Parthenon of douchebags.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Oh and someone in the pantheon of great guests and quarterbacks.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Book next week on the.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Show Justin super Bowl Hero Future Hall of Fame and
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Nick Bowles will be Yeah, they don't forget. Visit the
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: merch store, buy up all the merch for your friends
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: and family for Christmas.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: They will thank you profusely and don't.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Forget great give you the show on alf five stars
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: and Tony, great job as always.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Same to you, Paulie. Another flawless show, big or we'll
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: see if people next week see