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Things kids today wouldn't understand · Podcast - Big 98.7

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Big nighty here point seven, it's Pike and Amanda in the morning. Gonna
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be smoky today, but still a hive about seventy one. So people online,
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we're sharing things from your childhood without saying your age. Okay, say
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something that was from your childhood that kids now would have no idea what you're
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talking about this, Okay, think about it. So for me, like
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there's a lot of phone related things, obviously, you know kids nowadays.
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Never I feel like our generation, Amanda was like kind of the last one
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to experience both, Like we grew up with, you know, your regular
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house phones. I just remember one when I was a kid, and like
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you wanted to call your friend or a girl, and you had to call
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their house and just like hope to God that their parents didn't answer, you
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know, like or their dad, Oh my God, asking for high as
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Jessica there, who's this? It's like Jesus, hang up. Never mind
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just knowing that somebody else could pick up, because you could hear the little
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if your brother or you know what I mean, somebody was going to be
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listening, or all of a sudden, you were in the middle of a
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conversation and you have somebody trying to get on the internet, logging onto AOL
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yes or I c Q chats. One of mine was writing the school bus,
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and I thought I was pretty cool. You'd have right when the CDs
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first came out, but the disc man and you'd try to get your CD
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because it would always skip. You know what I mean, like every time
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you bounced, anytime you did anything, Oh, yeahs run a rural round
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like we you know, we had a gravel road all the way to school.
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So yeah, you bet that thing with skip. And that's why when
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they came out with skip protection, although it hardly would remember that skip protection,
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oh with bass double bass boosts occasionally, I do remember the first time
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I realized that the CD cleaner was basically Windex and you were, oh,
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yeah, but you paid top dollar for yeah exactly, might as well have
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us water. That's also there were some good ones on here, like having
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to find tune the TV antenna after you selected the channel. TV's alone have
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changed so much in our lives. One, they got a lot cheaper.
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You know, it's crazy way if you just want like a forty inch TV,
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it's so cheap relative to what it used to be. Yeah, because
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I remember it was like thousands of thousands of dollars. Now they have like
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the UK TV round all that kind of stuff. That's crazy, but ultimately
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for your genera TVs that we used to get for thousands of dollars or not.
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I remember we got a big screen TV when we were in the ninety
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late nineties. Can I remember watching Austin Powers on it. It was so
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big. I mean you need a semi truck in like eleven dudes to get
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it into your basement. Another one for me was every Sunday before church,
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I would grab a cassette and put the tape on it hit record, and
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then you would sit there and listen to like the Top forty countdown, Oh
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Carson Daily in your No was before Carson Rick D's, Oh Rick D's in
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the Weekly Top four day Yeah, oh my god. Yeah. So that
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was a big one. Like if you were in the nineties and Hope in
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the DJ wouldn't be talking those annoying radio DJs. As soon as they came
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on, It's like shot up, just play the music, SEEZ. No,
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I don't think I ever felt that way. I'm just trying to drive
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to work. No. I love I love a little companionship, Oh the
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air did your friends. We'd always get together for sleepovers and we would call
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the radio stations over and over again to hear our songs that you wanted to
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hear absolutely and they never played them. And now you know, every once
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a while they give you the shout out the microphones are like, Okay,
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we're gonna flirt with them, and they'd be like, oh my gosh,
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we just love listening to you. We also were we already used to try
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to flirt with the guys on the homework help line? Did you really what
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is wrong with you? The homework help line? I figured they were bored?
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Yeah, hello, Matt, how are you today? Do you really
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want the math to ittor guy flirting with you? I mean you just never
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know, you know, being able to roam miles away from your home after
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school without your parents having a clue where you are. They just didn't care.
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Well, you know them cell phones or anything, they didn't they What
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are the apps? Do you track your kids? I supposed probably not yet,
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but they will be. Yeah, you're gonna track those kids when they
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came out. We put a chip in them. Now that's Smart's like a
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minute in the morning big nutty point seven. There are four important aspects of
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a great kiss. So if you're looking to have a great kiss, these
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are the things to you consider. One how good the kiss physically felt?
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Oh yeah, because sometimes it's just the embrace for me, like just the
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hold where it's like that really like meant something. You feel that absolutely well.
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There's you know, things to consider like how they moved their tongue,
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lips, and head to how their breath smelled. Of course. Another,
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would you ever pull out if you're kissing somebody and you're like, oh yes,
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and would you say something or would you just pretend like you had something
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to do? No? I mean at this point it's just husband and wife's
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situation and you're just kind of like, okay, all right, hang on.
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Oh yeah, but I feel like I know too going into it,
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like right now, three cups of coffee deep. If Nick were to come
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in here, I'm not gonna be like that's scross. But what about right
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when you wake up? You know, because a lot of people say,
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ye, right when you wake up, that's an excellent time for yes,
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my horse zone. But morning breath is a thing, and oh my god,
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isn't it Where it's like you just kind of kiss over to the side
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of the cheek, or you like close mouth kiss a little. Yeah,
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he's not like right, Yeah. Another important aspect of a great kiss is
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your kissing partner. That's integral fifty percent of the equation. Sure you know
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who you kissed and whether you had a romantic or intimate connection with them.
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Was it a stranger, a crush or a long time partner? Ever do
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like redo kisses? No, I don't. You can feel free to elaborate,
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but I'm gonna guess no. So sometimes like Nickel come in and he'll
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be like, I'm like what was that? Like why why did you come
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on? Or you know, in the morning and I'll try to go in
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and he thinks, I'm just I can't see in the morning because I've just
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gotten ready in the bathroom, shot the light off. And this is me
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trying to find him in the middle of the morning, like and I'll kiss
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him like on the ear, and then it's like I'm making my way over.
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I'm like, I don't know, I'm just trying to give me a
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kiss this morning. Yeah, you're feeling for character, like where are Okay,
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here's an eyeball, so it's got to be south about six inches.
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So sometimes they started to speak just like rub all the way, like okay,
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there's your face, good morning, honey, have a good day.
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Make any pit stops. When and where the kiss happened another important aspect of
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a great kiss, right, the context of circumstances around it, Like was
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it a spontaneous in the bar, just met this person? You're wasted make
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out? Oh the days of that. I think we got kicked out of
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the pickled Parrot once you were Lauren, and I was gonna say, I
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remember when you and low got together. You and Lauren had this so much
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passion for one another, especially after a few cocktails. Yeah, it's weirdo.
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That worked and we still do a man it don't act like you don't
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think we're at home making out in the kitchen all of the time. And
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then also your emotional experience another important factor. At how you felt emotionally during
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the kiss. Did you feel excited? You fork in love or repost I
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hope you're not repulsed, because if you're agreeing to a kiss, have you
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ever had a really bad kiss? Oh? Sure? What would really?
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I mean? Were they're like doing the tongue dart thing. I don't know.
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Yeah, some people are really weird about that and stuff. I feel
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like you're a biter. No, I'm not a bird. I know what
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you're talking about, though, because yes, where it's like they'll take your
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like they like suck your lip, and it's like, yeah, yeah,
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hey, this is passionate, yell take Ali. That hurt him. Did
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not turn me on one bit. No, but I do. I remember,
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and it's not just because he's my husband, but I remember when Nick
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and I kind of first kissed. Just it wasn't like a tongue dart.
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It wasn't. It was just like nice, passionate, like a little tongue
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just like a trying to I'm trying to explain it the best I can with
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that. I feel like I'm kissing Nick the way you're describing its weird.
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Do you remember your first kiss? I thought it was Urgle, but the
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one I remember was, yeah, Urgle Clubs. I don't think it was
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him though, I can't remember if it was Jason, Ryan or Earl and
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there was I've been Jason and how old are you talking here? Like sixth
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grade? And I remember having really tiny lips, really tiny legs. Oh
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poor guy. Yeah, and due probably not much. Remember I had I
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had big lips, and that they were telling me they were trying to talk
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me into play in the tuba and they were too big, said of the
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trumpet. Right, God, that's too bad. I remember I had a
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very second grade I was smooching already. It was this girl who I was
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like, Yeah, I was, I was in love and second grade and
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this girl moved from so I was going to Glyndon Elementary and she was moving
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to West Fargo, so basically might as well have been on the other side
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of the planet. Oh for sure, you know I'm never gonna see it
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ever. Well, then I got an invite to her birthday party that summer
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and we were on a little horse character. I don't know where we were
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scared are you making this up? And it was like the notebook? But
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in second grade? Okay, so I don't know. We were in a
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park and far it could have been an island park. Where did they do
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horse character? Yes, I don't know. Your palms were sweaty palms,
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sweaty knees, wheat balms were heavy. How were your lips though? That
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smoot what did you like him before? She just went in and listen.
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Oh yeah, an aggressive one. I never saw her again, literally never
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saw her again. So and she very well could be listening right now.
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We looked her up on Facebook. I don't know. I'm sure I did
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at one point, but no, you know what she's thinking, My gosh,
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I should have stuck it out with that guy. He could be talking
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about me on the radio in the morning. Dogs out. Imagine I mean,
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the horror of having it just a young puppy, Your family's just getting
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to know it. You got maybe a young child who's falling in love with
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this pet, and then one day a gate gets left open. No,
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the dog goes missing. Just crush. I can't imagine not finding the dog
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like that, because then your mind is going, did it pass? Did
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somebody take it? Like there's no closure? Well, they happened to this
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family twelve years ago. They had a little pup named Minion. Minion got
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out of the gate when a maintenance worker came to the home to do some
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work. Well, he was careless and left the gate open, which is
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a whole other, very annoying detail. But Minion got away and they couldn't
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find Minion. So years have gone by year, literally eleven years since Minion
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went missing. Well, the family got a very unexpected surprise this past week.
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For twelve long years, or sixty four in dog time, Minion has
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been on quite the adventure. It was really cute when we lost him.
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So I'm sure someone someone took him. That's what the dad of the dogs
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suspected. Well, you know, if it was an ugly dog, they
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wouldn't have bothered they. Yeah, you hope that it goes to a great
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home or somebody finds somebody. Again, it's that closure, you have no
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idea. Well, Minion showed up at a dog pound twelve years later,
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Amanda, and thank god Minion was micro chip because they were able to find
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the original owners. I mean, obviously a little sensitive because we lost our
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dog recently, but a lot of dogs don't make it to twelve. Like
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this is crazy, that's amazing, right, So where do you think Minian
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was just running aimlessly through the woods or do we think that somebody just maybe
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took Minion in and now they've lost their dog they've had for eleven years.
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See, I never even thought about it that way, because now can you
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really go, oh, this is my dog. I mean, yes,
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technically originally it was, but I would like to think you probably moved on
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from the dog after twelve years. Well, here's how it went down.
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On Friday, Minnion was picked up here near forty eighth Avenue and Glendale,
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just about ten miles away from where the Crandell family lives. No way,
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it was right there the whole time. It's like, you know, you
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hear about the kids getting a kidnapped in like they were living down the road
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the whole time. Does that happen? Did that happen? Ever? Once?
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Did that happen? Who's that one? Lady Elizabeth Smart? Is she
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the one that got kidnapped? Yeah? The road? Maybe? I don't
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know, aren't you our true crime plot twist? Jeez, this is sorry
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dog. Back to the dog Pike's like, yeah, they could have been
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at the dog park together this whole time and didn't even know what their damn
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dog used to look like because it was so long a dog. Well the
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Dogtown, for their part, they said, you know, getting reunited with
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a dog after this long does it happened? Very often? It doesn't happen
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as often as we would like. Just so you know it doesn't It doesn't.
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No, it's not like a daily occurrence by any means. But now
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for the family who's now been reunited with their sweet little pump Minion, who's
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uh in there's I don't know if it's a boy or a girl, does
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meany It sounds like a boy or a girl. Minion sounds like a little
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boy, a little boy. Yeah, Well, they're they're very excited to
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spend what time they have left with Minion. It's fine, he has a
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few good years left at him. So we haven't trained to use the dog
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door already, and and I think just fine here with us for a few
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years. I don't know it trained to use the dog door. Previous owners
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already did that because you know the old saying. I don't need to remind
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you about old dogs and new tricks. This is a heartwarming. Sorry here,
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I'm trying to like work. You've brought up chilled being kidnapped. To
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listen, I get a lot of feedback on the show being too silly.
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I never never take anything seriously. You're on trying to give you a heartwarming,
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uplifting story. I apologize. Heget management did have a talk with us
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that we're too silly. So I'm just glad that Minion's home with the original
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rightful owners and knows how to use a doctor and there. It seems like
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he's got a lot of years left in him. But at least three,
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that's what we're thinking. I mean, I've never seen a fifteen year old
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dog, but I hope minions the exception in the morning. You're ready,
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ready, that's he is typing hot today. No, Amanda steals the sea.
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Let's see rounds you by Valley service mechanical. So much drama surrounding Bernice
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Bears, I mean, it is one thing after another. We'll dive into
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her instagram here in a second. But there are new reports saying that Sam
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was scheming the entire time with her dad to provide him personal details, saying
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basically that he wanted to keep her in this conservatorship. In exchange, Sam
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would give some sort of access to information and then he would get some sort
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of money in return. I feel like we would be able to follow along
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with that somehow in the court system, because her dad was supposed to sit
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down for a deposition last summer and still hasn't. Yeah, if he was
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a mole the whole time. I mean that that'd be hard to believe in
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at what cost. I mean, if you're getting money out of the deal,
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I get it, But to put up with what seemingly was a pretty
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insufferable situation, I mean, how much money would that take for you to
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do that? Yeah? I don't know. He did, By the way,
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unfollow her on social media and is avoiding questions in the media when asking
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about the split. He's basically just simply saying, I'm not talking about my
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personal life. I had pointed it out to you earlier. She posted over
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the week in a picture of a guy in a bedsheet kind of like a
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toga yeah, or a diaper diaper Yeah. However, you want to look
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at that and just put in the caption, M what is that? What
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is it like? Look? Would I just not like? That's what girlfriends
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and I were talking about? Who is this guy? What's going on?
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Especially when there's been rumors about you cheating on your man with some sort of
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security officer or a guy that was on in your house. I don't know
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it. It feels nasty, Yeah, it was a good word for it.
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Nasty, nasty, being nasty girl, nasty and it happened yesterday and
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Joe Jonas officially by for divorce with Sophie Turner. Just really sad because they
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do have two little girls, three and one. They just released a statement
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moments ago, after four wonderful years of marriage, we have decided this is
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gonna shock you, Pike, to mutually and amicably end our marriage. There
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are no speculative narratives as to why, but truly this is a united decision,
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and we sincerely hope that everyone can respect our wishes for privacy for us
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and our children. And you know what, it sounds great, that's what
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they all say. I thought that was actually you very well could have been.
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No, that was a yawn sound effect, because I'm just tired of
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these stupid joint statements. Give us the details, give us the juice,
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or don't say anything. It was a divorce, it's not you make it.
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They're like glamorizing divorce, like we had a great run and you know
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it's just our the contract came up. But man, we enjoyed every second
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of it and we're done perfect. Yeah, well you were pointing out too.
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Just a couple of weeks ago, they had on her Instagram they looked
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like they were lovey dovey up on the Graham. How could they possibly be
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a gone rob in just weeks time? What could have happened? Well?
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Some are saying that she liked to party, he liked to stay home.
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They just had different lifestyles. He is out on tour right now with the
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kids, and she's supposed to be in Hollywood working on something, but last
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we heard there's a writer strike going on, so it sounds like she's just
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a party girl. Yeah, we liked to party on what you said?
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You do you girl? And did you see this video of Tom Brady?
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He was doing a promo video for the NFL, and I don't think anybody
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even knows what it's about because all you could do is look at his face
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and go, it's not really moving. His eyebrowser stuck up. You can
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tell he's had a little work done. Which whatever again, you do you?
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Tom? You're retired too, Just get out of here. I thought
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I wouldn't have to see you again for a while. No. Some are
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calling him Botox Brady, bois City, Botox City, Jesus. Some are
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saying he's a knockoff Giselle. Botox City, Jesus. Now, that's a
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cool nickname. I don't even care if it makes you feel bad. You
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got it's a cool nickname. Do you have any nicknames growing up that hurt
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your feelings? Stinky? Well, yeah, your friends still call you stinky.
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I've never known you to be very stinky. I'm not stinky at all.
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I mean we're all a little stinky if you sniff close enough, like
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a mina in the morning on Big Nutty eight point seven. First, can
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we reminisce online people are talking about without saying your age? Okay, don't
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tell us how old you are, but say something from your childhood that kids
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now would just have no idea what you're talking about. You know, we
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were talking about the phone stuff, you know, whether it's like, you
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know, having to share the phone or calling a friend and hoping to God
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their parents didn't answer, if you want to like talk to a boy or
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a girl or something. I feel like electronics are kind of that test of
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time, whatever you device you ended up having, whether you were the late
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nineties early two thousand generation with the Nokia, you know what I mean.
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And how many phone covers did you have? Did you have so many?
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Oh? Yeah, phone covers. When the motor Razor came out and had
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a video, you could take video on your phone, Mike. I mean
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it was the grainiest video you've ever seen. Yeah, I do love sometimes
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when it shows up and even time hoop that dates me and I still say
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that. But Facebook, mems or any of that shows up, Like who
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took that picture? Was I underwater at the bar or in that picture?
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Other people were saying, you know, being able to roam miles from your
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home after school without your parents having any clue who you were. One person
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said Germany was two countries, remember those times? Amandam no? I just
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going back to the Roman around Deer Creek where we were. Roman used to
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have it, and I think they still do have the town bell that would
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ring it new in six. Don't those bells still ring if they have them.
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I'm pretty sure they do. So at six o'clock, you knew you
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had to get home because that was supper time. Yep seven to one two
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eight one ninety eight seven. If you got one, somebody else had six
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to eight weeks for delivery. Remember that. I remember ordering the VHS set
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of like WrestleMania WWF. You know you could I ordered it from a WDF
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magazine. I remember for weeks on end just asking my mom to call ups
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or whatever and like see where the package was. There was no tracking number.
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Yeah. No, I'm trying to remember how long BMG and Columbia House.
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I felt like you were. I felt like they were Johnny on the
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Spot. I don't know if it was any Amazon Prime Next day delivery,
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No, but I don't remember weeks on end seven, one, two,
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eight, one ninety eight seven. Good morning, Hi. I was just
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listening it. And then you guys remember the waterbed watery One of them had
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a water bed and that was just the coolest I know. And I'd have
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the sleepover. We'd all sleep on it, and I thought, gosh,
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And then now you can't even have them an apartment. I don't they sell
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me, but they were so fun. I think those are all the people
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you hear about with back problems. Now, those are the people who would
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waters that might not be good for the old spine. Gosh, I got
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a belt those To imagine, a bedroom of the nineties is like a water
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bed and then a lava that's where you had your Did you guys have those
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phones that you could see through like they're the purple or blue. And then
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when I got are awesome, I used to go and get everything at Fashion
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Bug in their little section bug. I totally forgot about that. A good
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times, appreciate it, have a good day. You doub why was it
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that, Like there was such concern about lava lamps. I remember wanting them,
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so I was obsessed with lava lamps. But I think my parents said
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they would start a fire or something. I think it kind of happened,
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just like nowadays, trying to relate it. Where you keep yourself phone on
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your bed. Some people say it could start a fire if it's by your
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pillow. Would it happened one time and it ruined for everybody else? Usually
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that's how it works, Pike. That's how it works America. Like a
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minute in the morning, get up seven man? Is it nearly in tears
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this morning? All morning? You know, you think it'd be a happy
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day. You got a three year old in the house now, I know,
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but it's my baby and it's already been three years. It's crazy to
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me. Everybody tells you the days are long, but the years fly by,
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and that is so true, true, so true. You know,
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if you want to have another baby, you can just you start the timeline
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over. What do you think of that? I think we're good. We're
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in a really good place. Well, we have a special guest on the
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show, because on the phone right now is said three year old Amanda's son
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Briggs. Good morning, true? Are you three years old? Briggs?
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Yep? What are you doing? Yes? Nice? What are you gonna
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do for your birthday? Briggs? Dinner? I love that Sid is chiming.
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So what the birthday plans are? Because it's her birthday too, you
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know? Yeah, now this one's for Briggs. What do you want for
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your birthday? Oh? Poop poop? One? A little maybe? Chapter?
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I mean, who knows, who knows? They could be a wild
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day, Briggs. Are you excited for mommy to get home? No?
22:15
No? No? Hey hey, hey, hey, mommy wishes she was
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there. What is daddy doing for your birthday this morning? Is he taking
22:22
you to get donuts? Yeah? Well he is now if he wasn't,
22:27
hey, got me right there? As for stopping for donuts, now my
22:33
way out of this one. Well, happy birthday, Briggs. Have a
22:36
good day. Baba. I love you somebody, I love you more?
22:40
Hey, listen. If you guys are stopping to get donuts, you mind
22:42
grabbing a couple of extras swinging them on by the radio station. Really appreciate
22:48
it. Who we'll all celebrate Briggs's birthday a little out of my way.
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You got time, come on see what I can do? Thanks Nick,
22:56
You guys get a minute in the morning, Big eight point seven. We
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can all the green gender reveals have gone too far, but in this case
23:04
it went far too far because they got an airplane involved, you know,
23:10
a small airplane. Right, So the gender reveal for this couple like not
23:14
like a Blippy thing where they just put like the what the birth of it?
23:18
Or the blippy thing you're talking about? Blimp's he watched too much kids
23:22
TV Blippy. They have Blippy flying in the air like that. If Blippy
23:26
did the gender reveal would be like, hey, hey it's a bully Blippy.
23:33
Oh my gosh, you kind of nailed that. Trust me. I've
23:37
seen a lot of Blippy side note didn't you gulf with him? Oh I
23:42
didn't meet Blippy? Yeah. For example, if you know who Blippy is,
23:45
he's like this basic when he's started on YouTube, but he's just like
23:48
a modern day blues clues, Steve, I guess basically, yes, really
23:52
cheesy stuff. I don't know how he sleeps at night personally, but he's
23:56
probably making a lot of money, so I guess it's not like a blimp
24:00
in the small little plane. All right, So they had the plane fly
24:03
over and smoke came out of it, and it was pink smoke. Girl,
24:07
that is aggressive. Holy cow. Okay, well, here's where the
24:11
story turns grim because shortly after the plane flew over and released the pink dust,
24:18
the airplane crashed, killing thirty two year old pilot. Yeah what Yeah,
24:27
So okay, here's where I feel like we can draw the line when
24:33
it comes to gender reveals. I mean, if started that wildfire in California
24:36
too at one point, right, which is so, I mean, this
24:37
is just sad, Like, listen, the guy losing his life horrible.
24:41
Yes, the wildfire thing was the most annoying thing, the single most annoying
24:45
thing I've ever heard, and I've seen blippy Okay, yeah, it's up
24:48
there that in Peppa Pig. But but really, when he gets the bloine
24:52
worth anybody not even death, but just risking injury, you know, things
24:56
exploding, Yeah, there's there's definitely a line. I don't know. I
25:02
remember my gender reveal with Sidney lu Anne and you had how many relic string
25:06
involved? How many did we did we lose that day? A pair of
25:10
Nick's pants? I know that. Yeah, good, your husband Nick was
25:12
in here and I remember I spraying them right for some reason, just right
25:17
in the Crotchell region with pink silly string. Ridiculous. Now you got yourself
25:22
a whole little lady and that crazy how it works time? Sure? Does
25:26
I know? We were just talking about it. Briggsy turns three to day
25:29
got a four year old. But even just in general, after the first
25:32
gender reveal, not saying it loses its luster, but like when we had
25:34
Briggs that he was like the doctor called and said, hey, we know
25:38
what you're gonna have, and we're like, speak your phone? Cool,
25:41
what is it? And the third one? If you have a third one,
25:45
which I don't think you are, but if you did, I wouldn't
25:48
want to know. You wouldn't want to know. Yeah, just at that
25:51
point, like make it fun, be a surprise, you know, and
25:53
you got the perfect little setup of you had the girl and then now you
25:57
got the boy. Now you're good, right, yeah, yeah, and
26:00
too healthy little a little too healthy bundles of joy joy. Okay. I
26:08
was talking to a friend though. I have a friend who's he's not pregnant,
26:11
but his wife is, and you know, he's not going to do
26:14
a gender reveal. In fact, I you know, I think they found
26:15
out, but you know they're not going to tell anybody really, okay,
26:18
because it's I kind of like the does anybody care? You know, is
26:22
it just this big show of like, hey look at me. No.
26:25
I think it really depends on your personality. I was very type and wanted
26:29
to have everything said and done. Now they're making everything even after having kids
26:33
four years ago, three years ago, everything is more gender neutral too.
26:36
I know you could do that. Before it was like green, you know.
26:38
Now everything's kind of like that tan brown creamware. I would be more
26:42
apt to go, Okay, this is a vibe that I can do the
26:45
whole nursery and do all this stuff and cream yeah, like ivory. Oh
26:53
yeah, this is interesting clothing on just yeah. Now when a baby comes
26:56
out, they just put whipped cream all over there. You go, gotcha
27:02
minute in the morning. Seven. You guys know this one well, I'm
27:11
anna, shall we try to get somebody out of the friend zone kindl like
27:14
we've been on not a good it's just been real, so we can do.
27:17
We have Derek on the phone, who's going through it right now.
27:19
Good morning, Derek. How are you? Thank you so much for helping
27:22
me? Hey, thank you for We're gonna try. We're gonna do our
27:26
best. All right, So Derek, what's going on with Avery? All
27:29
right? I was at my boss threw a work barbecue at his lake house
27:33
this weekend and his daughter was there. Yeah, his daughter was there,
27:40
Derek, Come on, now you're serious, right, Yeah, this sounds
27:44
like daughter Avery? Alright? That is she's so hot, She's so hot
27:48
this whole day? Is Avery? Give us like a rough estimate of age
27:52
here, because I think we're all going to like, Okay, is she
27:53
like fifteen sixteen? No, I'm not a creep. She's like twenty two.
27:59
Okay, perfectly legitimate adult relationship potentially here. Now the other issue is
28:03
your it's your boss's daughter. But we'll get to that in a second.
28:07
All right, tell us what happened? Right? So I met her this
28:10
weekend. She was cool, we vibe. I was I just couldn't.
28:14
I was gonna ask her out, I just could not get the nerve up
28:18
to do it. I completely chickened out, so like a partial creep.
28:22
I got her phone number from my buddy of mine is so good. So
28:27
I've been sitting on that and I was like, oh, should I text
28:30
her? Out of the blue? Maybe calls? And I was like,
28:33
you know, I'm gonna take a shot, and I'm gonna do it on
28:36
the radio. All right. So now, Derek, I also do need
28:38
to prepare you for the possibility that this blows up, goes horribly wrong,
28:42
and now your boss is going to find out that you tried to date his
28:45
daughter on the radio. You're prepared for that. Yeah. I've been fired
28:49
from every job I've ever had, so I'll be fine. Oh my gosh.
28:52
All right, Derek. Well, let's call Avery and find out what
28:56
she's thinking. So you stay quiet, okay, all right? All right
28:59
here? Yeah, I don't even know what to think. Is gonna.
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I don't feel great about this, but sure, Hello, Hi is this
29:07
Avery? This is Avery. Avery's Pike and Amanda in the morning on Big
29:12
ninety eight point seven, we do a radio show. Good we talked to
29:15
you for a second, just real quick. Okay, what are we weird?
29:22
I know, but we have to talk to you about something because we
29:25
had a little Bertie tell us that somebody's got a crush on you, and
29:29
we just thought, used to know. Does anybody come to mind when we
29:30
say they got a crush on you? No? No, not really seems
29:40
very confused by this, like this is legit. There is somebody who wanted
29:44
us to reach out to you. First of all, I guess are you
29:47
single? Yes? Okay, off to a great start. Is there anybody
29:51
like you're interested in? Would you say at the moment, and you can
29:53
be honest with us, is there anybody you've got a crush on At the
29:56
moment? I am digging deep. Uh, well, no one's coming.
30:07
No, maybe we should ask her what did you do this weekend? Long
30:10
holiday weekend? Anything fun? Well? It was pretty low key. I
30:15
just like lung out with my family pretty much like just like how to barbecue?
30:22
Did you, okabecue anybody gets your eye over the weekend? Oh god,
30:29
that would be weird. That was my family. No, that would
30:33
be I hope not cousins cut your eye? Be God? No, didn't
30:41
your dad have some friends over, maybe some co workers, employees whoa I'd
30:48
like his co workers. I guess we're there. Yeah, now that you
30:52
mentioned it, I think we just cut to the chase, Amanda. Yeah,
30:55
I've been dancing around this for too long. One of them like you
30:57
are so so okay? Yeah, what if we told you it was one
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of And don't tell your dad. I don't know if he's near you right
31:04
now, but let's leave him out of this friend One of the people in
31:07
attendance is the one that let us know that they had a little crush on
31:11
you. Oh jeez, okay, go for it. How about Derek boy?
31:18
Oh? Oh, I know Derek? Doing you know him right?
31:23
Yes? Yes, he's very cute. Yeah he's cool. He's cute,
31:27
Okay, cool cute? No, but this is yeah, sounds like the
31:33
perfect man. What's happening? This is weird? Why am I? Okaysen?
31:37
Avery? Let's be honest. We heard from Derek that he had a
31:40
little crush on you and he wanted to see if we can't, you know,
31:42
maybe get him out of the friend zone. So surprise, Derek's on
31:45
the phone. Hello, Derek, Avery, what is up? What?
31:53
I apologize? Can I start? I started by apologizing for this being so
31:59
weird. I just I think you're awesome. I wanted to ask you out
32:05
this weekend. I just could not get up the nerve and I wanted to
32:08
get your attention in a big way. And yeah, I figured, why
32:13
not ask you out on the radio and make it a thing and if my
32:15
life implodes, totally worth it. Avery, What do you think? What
32:22
are you feeling right now? Well? Yeah, you did get my attention
32:25
for sure, mission accomplished. I mean, jeez, how can I make
32:30
your life implode? Sure? I'll go out. Oh my gosh. Okay,
32:35
so I have to ask are you going to tell your dad? Are
32:37
you just gonna go and have a date and see how it goes? What's
32:40
going to happen? Then? I don't know. My mind's a little like
32:43
blown over, like the country right now. Let's just like go out and
32:47
then I'll tell my dad. Let's see what happens. Now, Derek,
32:52
are you are you? Are you prepared? I mean, what's more important
32:53
to you this very potentially very successful and meaningful relationship with Avery or your job?
33:00
I mean that's a that's between a rock and a hard place. But
33:02
I imagine that as successful as I am at work, I would be as
33:07
successful as a dating partner. I know we're gonna have a great time.
33:10
We're already vibing, and I am complete. Now I'm up my confidence for
33:15
fifty one percent to fifty five? Look? Is that okay? All but
33:21
a sure thing? Oh? I feel like you haven't officially asked her out
33:23
yet, so you better do all? Right? Right, we'll Chary said,
33:27
yeah, So okay, if you're free, and because we already know
33:30
your signal, if you're free next weekend or the weekend after that, can
33:35
I take you to dinner? Yes? I would be delighted, like or
33:40
just anytime you're available, anytime day or night. I will obviously just skip
33:45
work because I don't care too much about it. I'm kidding Darren. So
33:50
good you guys, Well, good luck, thank you. In the morning,
34:00
they released yesterday that Bob Barker's cause of death as a result of Alzheimer's.
34:05
As he is, he was thank god. Well, I mean no,
34:07
that sounds horrible, obviously, very sad. But I just read I
34:10
just read a tweet somebody suggested that he was gunned down in a shootout with
34:15
the cartel. I'm seeing are you seeing this on Twitter? Somebody's trying to
34:20
stir up rumors. But I mean, listen, and ninety nine years old,
34:24
that's just a great life. And you know Alzheimer's like eventually things just
34:30
happen. Right at ninety nine years old, that is a great life.
34:34
We start this again, and I can tell you right now he didn't get
34:37
gunned down by the cartel. Listen. I saw that tweet and I thought,
34:39
that's right. It's very sad. Or you know, as I've told
34:49
you many times, a man Alzheimer's runs in the family. My grandpa and
34:52
all of his brothers all died by the time they were seventy one of Alzheimer's.
34:55
Really, yeah, this is super sad. I started to keep bringing
34:59
everybody down. But one of his brothers was in a nursing home in Fargo.
35:04
Walked out one day. They never found him to this day, are
35:09
you even me? I swear to God, Yeah, this is like probably
35:13
in the eighties. I think, what, Yeah, walked out one day,
35:16
never found him for sixteen years, and you've never told me the story.
35:22
Yeah, it was on the I forget which nursing home, but it
35:23
was along the Red River, so you know obvious speculations. Okay, holy
35:30
smokes, Warner Brothers. Discovery expects to lose about five hundred million dollars in
35:35
twenty twenty three because of the st the writer strike and everything that's going on.
35:39
It's gonna start affecting people who are watching these shows that you know need
35:44
a writer because I don't know who's filling in and what's going on. But
35:47
I don't know. Right now, it seems like it's not a big deal
35:50
to us because it's not affecting our daily lives. But eventually it's gonna be
35:53
like, what is a scarbege? We're gonna have reality TV all the time,
35:57
even that probably has a script. Well the Kardashians, Yeah, yeah,
36:02
eating artificial intelligence is writing the shows, because that's part of the whole
36:07
disagreement, right, they're trying to get like the actors. They don't want
36:12
AI to be in shows. Basically, they're saying they want in the contract
36:15
that it has to be an actual human because otherwise you're taking jobs from how
36:19
many Yeah it could be numerous people, right, but I like that Hollywood
36:22
though, is he ending up? There's a lot of huge celebrities that are
36:25
backing that yeah, I don't know. I just I started this whole thing.
36:34
You really, you're really throwing me off to Bob Barker getting gunned down.
36:37
Yeah. Maybe there's just so many many things happening right now. I
36:43
just want to tell you, speaking of dead, the five year plan is
36:45
just gone. The average down by the cartel. The average American is now
36:52
planning twelve years into the future. Seventy four percent of people say it's just
36:54
not achievable due to the rising household expenses, inflation, school debt, all
37:00
of it. So I'm seeking trying to think of how much money people think
37:04
that they could even save in five years, you know, even paycheck to
37:06
paycheck some people. Some people don't save at all yet. No, I
37:09
mean it depends on what your five year plan is. It could be perfectly
37:13
alive. If your plan is to, I don't know, get breakfast at
37:16
Denny's. I mean, I think I think that's perfectly attainable. Yeah,
37:21
No, it definitely is that Grand Slam breakfast delih Otherwise, today's smoky high
37:24
of seventy one, and I think that's probably a rap. Daddy will shut
37:28
it down.