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Meet a nice girl and she'll furnish your bachelor pad! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Alicia, good morning, you're on the air.
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  Speaker 2: Hey.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, So my friend started dating this guy who seemed perfect.
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  Speaker 3: He had a great job, he owed his own apartment,
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  Speaker 3: he always had dinner reservation, so she was smitten and
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  Speaker 3: they they always went to her place though, and it
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  Speaker 3: was never his. He never offered.
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  Speaker 2: So after like two months, she finds out the reason
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  Speaker 2: he always wanted to go out was because he actually
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  Speaker 2: didn't have any furniture, none, whatsoever.
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  Speaker 4: A mattress.
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  Speaker 5: Isn't that way better than having like a wife and
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  Speaker 5: kids at home though, I mean that's the reason, that's true.
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  Speaker 1: That is true. Yeah, but what did he say he
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  Speaker 1: did for a job?
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  Speaker 2: Like that's it's so crazy.
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  Speaker 3: He apparently was a lawyer, but he had a lawn
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  Speaker 3: chair that was that was his one from the seat.
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  Speaker 3: He had a mattress on the floor and a giant
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  Speaker 3: cardboard box that he was using as a night stand.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's his reason. Go ahead, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: He's the one thing.
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  Speaker 3: He was investing in experiences instead.
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  Speaker 6: That's okay, he experience. Oh yeah, but he's a lawyer,
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  Speaker 6: so he's making money. So it's like like he's a
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  Speaker 6: single guy making money, so he doesn't need he's probably not,
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  Speaker 6: but he's also probably not there yet. Like if he
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  Speaker 6: goes somewhere, oh yeah, I could use that couch and
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  Speaker 6: then go buy a couch.
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  Speaker 2: I think he needs a nice girl that will help
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  Speaker 2: him furnishes totally.
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  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
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  Speaker 6: When I met Blake, all I had I was I
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  Speaker 6: had a foot, yes, right, and that's it. Remember and
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  Speaker 6: I had one sheet to one towel and you were.
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  Speaker 2: Like, grows exactly because it never got washed, right, never
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  Speaker 2: go wash?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well at leasta. By the way, my wife was
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  Speaker 6: jumping in this morning hanging out with us. So in
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  Speaker 6: case that's that wasn't Kyle's forces. Yeah, well, thanks for
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  Speaker 6: sharing that. I think there's lots of single guy stories
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  Speaker 6: where you'd be surprised.
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  Speaker 1: Remember where did I keep my shoes? Blake? When we
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  Speaker 1: met in the oven?
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  Speaker 4: Were you like banking out like all the bacterian steaky
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  Speaker 4: feet or what were you doing?
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  Speaker 1: There were dressed I didn't.
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  Speaker 6: Know were in there too, papers, my all.
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  Speaker 4: My documents you're literally using as like an extra cabinet.
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  Speaker 1: Shoes are of course in the come on right, you're
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  Speaker 1: my nice shoes. Alicia. Thanks for calling and have a
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  Speaker 1: great day. And the way I promise you blake.
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  Speaker 5: If he didn't live with you with those shoes, the
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  Speaker 5: good shoes would still be in the oven. They would
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  Speaker 5: be They're not in the oven, but they're still in
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  Speaker 5: the house.