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Nobody hates their food allergies more than Noah's friend · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: I have this friend of mine he's allergic to parsley
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  Speaker 1: and if he gets parsley, he will die.
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  Speaker 2: Allergic I know.
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  Speaker 1: And then last night my wife made dinner for our
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  Speaker 1: whole family and my son kept his girlfriend's here staying
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  Speaker 1: with us, and she is, I thought, allergic to cilantro,
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  Speaker 1: and so Blake made cardnisada. So she had to make
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  Speaker 1: two different kinds of carnisada, one with cilantro, one without cilantro.
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  Speaker 1: And it turns out she's not allergic to cilantro. She's
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  Speaker 1: one of those people that can't taste it, like those
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  Speaker 1: people that it either tastes like soap or tastes like nothing.
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  Speaker 1: And so Blake was like, try this. So she tried
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  Speaker 1: it and uh, she couldn't taste either way. So there
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  Speaker 1: wasn't enough cilantro in it. But I thought, because of
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  Speaker 1: my friend, it's allergic. Parsil was like, don't try the
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  Speaker 1: cilantro because I thought she was gonna die.
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  Speaker 3: Want the medical emergency.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, how do you know that you're allergic to parsley
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  Speaker 1: if it's going.
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  Speaker 2: To kill you.
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  Speaker 1: My friend was on a business trip in Czechoslovakia and
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  Speaker 1: he ate something that had parsley in it. He didn't
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  Speaker 1: know he was a surgy Parsley and it must have
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  Speaker 1: just happened. And then he had They had to call
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  Speaker 1: nine on one and pull out of a lobby of
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  Speaker 1: the hotel another country, and then they found it. Like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how you just get allergic to something,
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  Speaker 1: but that's what happened to him. Probably vaccinated, that's not
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  Speaker 1: so extreme.
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  Speaker 2: I'm one of those people.
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  Speaker 4: I'm super sure annoyed. I'm super allergic to guacamole, but
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  Speaker 4: I can't help myself but eat it. Like it's one
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  Speaker 4: of those things where I don't care. Like my mouth
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  Speaker 4: gets all itchy, it hurts, I get like blisters on
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  Speaker 4: the inside of my mouth and my lips.
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  Speaker 2: Really is that super allergic or just allergic? Because my
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  Speaker 2: friend that dies from parsley, I think he's super allergic.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just I think.
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  Speaker 2: Super allergic is bigger than an extra allergic. Isn't just avocado?
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  Speaker 1: Where is it all the ingredients to make it delicious
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  Speaker 1: that you're allergic to.
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  Speaker 4: It's not just it's not avocado, Like it's like a lime,
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  Speaker 4: like all of the stuff mixed together. It jacks in
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  Speaker 4: my mouth up. But I eat it anyways because delicious.
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  Speaker 1: Have you tried, no matter what, Like, it's not just
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  Speaker 1: the kind your mom makes and you make if you
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  Speaker 1: go to a store and have it, if you go
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  Speaker 1: to a restaurant.
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  Speaker 4: Any kind of guacamole.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, that's interesting.
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  Speaker 4: So I think it probably is like the reaction between
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  Speaker 4: the lime and there in your mouth and your reactive.
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  Speaker 2: With don't put that off.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 5: I have a friend who is allergic to shrimp, but
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  Speaker 5: not deadly allergic. She just like has to take daves
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  Speaker 5: off work to recover, but she doesn't like stop breathing
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  Speaker 5: or anything, and she loves shrimp so much and her
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  Speaker 5: doctor told her she can't have it that like once
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  Speaker 5: a year now she takes time off of work. She
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  Speaker 5: uses her pto to go and have like scampy and
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  Speaker 5: she has bed for a while.
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  Speaker 2: She loves shrimp. That's crazy, so terrible, say look good boy,
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  Speaker 2: you're on the air.
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  Speaker 6: Hey guys, I have a similar story to press it.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 6: I'm lactose intolerant. So I went on a date with
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  Speaker 6: this guy the other night from Tinder and he was
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  Speaker 6: super hot, so I was really nerves going into it,
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  Speaker 6: but we ended up going to this really nice Italian place.
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  Speaker 6: He suggested, and then he decided to take Liberty's ordering
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  Speaker 6: stuff for us, and the next thing I know, we
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  Speaker 6: are sharing the super rich statini alfredo and cheese bread.
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  Speaker 6: And I didn't want to say anything, but my stomach
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  Speaker 6: started bubbling, like really really bad, and so I suppose
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  Speaker 6: we just take a little walk after dinner, and I
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  Speaker 6: hope that would help, but it didn't. So I had
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  Speaker 6: to sprint into a random CVS bathroom and I was
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  Speaker 6: in there for like forty five minutes. Oh yeah, I
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  Speaker 6: told him I got a phone call and it was
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  Speaker 6: really important. And I don't think he suspected anything.
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  Speaker 2: Ye, but knew.
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  Speaker 6: I think he knew. I think I do have to
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  Speaker 6: come clean.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, you don't.
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  Speaker 4: If you don't think he suspected anything, I would take.
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  Speaker 2: That he definitely suspected.
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  Speaker 3: He was just being a gentleman.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he just is not going to. Don't think you
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  Speaker 2: have to bring.
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  Speaker 3: It up again, unless unless you turn it into a joke,
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  Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like the next time, like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: maybe let's not go eat that, because you know, then
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  Speaker 3: I'll be having to take a bathroom break for another
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  Speaker 3: forty five minutes. Wasn't that so funny?
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  Speaker 2: Did you walk out of the CVS.
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  Speaker 6: He just waited.
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  Speaker 2: You there, poor thing. I feel so bad for you.
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  Speaker 2: So do you like him? Are you gonna see him again?
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  Speaker 6: I did like him, and I do think I want
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  Speaker 6: to see him again. But if this continues to go well,
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  Speaker 6: I think eventually I'm going to have to tell him
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  Speaker 6: I'm lactose in toller.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure, before the wedding.
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  Speaker 6: The wedding, maybe the night before.
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  Speaker 2: Well, thanks for sharing that with the Shaila, Thank you
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  Speaker 2: very much. Peyton. You're not alone alone, so at least
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  Speaker 2: you're not. You got to run, and I don't have
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  Speaker 2: the bubble guts. I just get really itchy. I have
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  Speaker 2: a great day, Shaila, you too. Anybody else listening? You got?
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  Speaker 2: Is there anything you're allergic to? But you're willing?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think, but he could beat Noah's.
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  Speaker 2: She loves shrimp so much she's willing take three days
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  Speaker 2: off after she tripped. That's unbelievable. Like she takes ahead
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  Speaker 2: of time. Hey boss, July fifteenth, I'll be eating Eastern Show.
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  Speaker 2: I need the sixteen seventy I need the sixteen seventeen
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  Speaker 2: eighty off.
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  Speaker 1: Why because the fifteenth I'm gonna have some shrimp that's wild,
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  Speaker 1: that is wild,