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Fake News 534 - Fang Fang Comes Back To Bite Eric Swalwell · Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

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[SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to Drinking!
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, well, we're drinking bro's fake news.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Everybody bringing you the realest fakeest news of the weekend real news here at the top.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Sports got knocked out earlier.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We've had bad storms going across the nation here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Case you haven't heard roughly 540,000 homes in the Midwest or without power.
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[SPEAKER_03]: There's floods.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Um, Missouri all kinds of crazy shit of fucking tropical storm and white powers for cowards That's why it rhymes uh, sitting the dark like a fucking man Coops at the dark all weekend.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, yeah, I do that's why it's you really how do you think he grows a fucking mustache like that Yeah, tell you grow mustache.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We grow in the dark
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[SPEAKER_02]: Was it dark here all weekend?
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[SPEAKER_02]: What happened?
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, we just had a couple of power outages.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That was the gnarly as fucking lightning of all times.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Some of those strikes, man, they sounded like they were right outside the studio, because I was here working all weekend on a secret project coming up.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And yeah, some of those hit real close.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I got out of the shower.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, I'm going to get a letter.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I let you get in here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Like, there's no way.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Like, I get out of the fucking shower.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And your hair starts sticking up.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not sure what's going on dude.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I took my eight-year-old fishing this weekend.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He was like, Dad, let's get one of those boats.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You know, you see it those little charter boats, you know?
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[SPEAKER_03]: You see it?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I want to catch a shark and I go, dude, that's not happening.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, I love you, but we're not going that deep in the water.
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[SPEAKER_03]: If you could pull up the drinking bro's Instagram, son of a bitch, he caught a fucking shark, dude.
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[SPEAKER_03]: and he caught a way.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yep, that's her.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I even looked at the caps in the guy who was driving us and I go do it this, I've been deep sea fishing a million times, never, never.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Really?
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[SPEAKER_13]: When I was in fifth grade, I went on a fishing trip and, um, and, uh, here, okay, I got the clip for you first.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Look at this thing.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That's it.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Look at that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, me.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hell yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And that nuts too.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Just one of those little simple boats, man.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's all it was.
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[SPEAKER_15]: Get a shark, dude!
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[SPEAKER_03]: I couldn't believe it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And we were probably like 15, 20 miles off shore like it wasn't...
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[SPEAKER_03]: crazy or anything and when sick is a half hour to get back for Chris X.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, we were going out there for Spanish macro and He ends up catching a fucking shark and then cats are just like dude.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know how you you tell him this isn't the norm or this isn't gonna happen every time and I'm like
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[SPEAKER_03]: I have no idea.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I have no idea what to tell him here at this point.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But maybe it's weather-related like they came closer in.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know how any of this shit works.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, when I was in fifth grade, I went on a field trip.
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[SPEAKER_13]: We got on like a big fishing boat.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's so my home class went out fishing.
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[SPEAKER_13]: And I did not catch anything all day until finally at the end of the day I caught
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[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, shark.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It was said.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Are you kidding?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Was I here in Wilmington?
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[SPEAKER_03]: It was in Carolina Beach.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's where we were at.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we were in CB.
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[SPEAKER_03]: My grandfather count when I think when I was 12, but it was like, it was a baby one like super tiny Mine was not as big as his though.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I will say that that that was a big one.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And that fucking crazy dude.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That was cool.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So I don't even know what to say.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, luckily I had my camera on this week.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Catch video of it, but man dude
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[SPEAKER_03]: So I don't know what's driving all this stuff.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hopefully we can get through it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Sports, we couldn't get through it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We got knocked out earlier.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So we'll see, but you guys knocked it out of the park also with the thumbnails.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to give you a huge shout out there on Patreon.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's like amazing to do.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what those uh... program this is but it's dealt to yet the uh... the main drinking bros thumbnails have been updated so we'll see those for the first time on the show tomorrow the fake news thumbnails are in in process yeah well damn the night took photos so those are real some people are like oh hey there's a eyes now uh... looked at those photos of us as a real and then the ones for fake news are fucking awesome so had it you guys are kicking us we're we're answer about it
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[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, top story here over the weekend is good old Fang Fang FBI stumbled on disgraced, uh, uh, ex representative Eric Swallwell's affair with Chinese spy Fang Fang when the bureau tried to recruit her to be a double agents.
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[SPEAKER_03]: bombshell documents reveal, swallel even joked that his paramour whose English name is Christine Fang worked for the Ministry of State Security, which is China's version of the CIA, according to declassified documents released on Monday by the White House Government Transparency Task Force.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Congressman Eric Swallwell commented that Fang was suspected as associated with
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[SPEAKER_03]: the Chinese CIA, albeit in a joking manner, paying further jokes that all the ministry of state security MSS officers were either old men or ladies.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Therefore, she could not be MSS according to a 2013 FBI memo.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Dan, what's a, what's a lady going to do?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Is that for lesbians?
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[SPEAKER_12]: I don't know what he means by that, but this is something if you're in the intelligence community and I think I don't know if they do it on the freshman briefing for new members of Congress or not, but they should definitely do it for anybody that sits on any of the important committees like intelligence or homeland security or foreign affairs or armed services or any of those.
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[SPEAKER_12]: If a hot girl approaches you, she's a spy, because you weren't ugly-cunt.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Look at the go back, scroll back up a little bit.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Look at this guy.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, God.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Look at this guy.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Look at them.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Nobody.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Nobody that that will dry up a pussy faster than a fucking bucket of sand dumped right into it.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, this guy's tearing into you.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yes, nobody like he's gay is fuck obviously.
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[SPEAKER_12]: It's just he's a fucking DC is all theater kids that were too ugly or too stupid to actually be actors.
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[SPEAKER_12]: That's what they are.
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[SPEAKER_12]: And then to be honest, if you're too stupid to be an actor, if you're a good-looking politician, that means literally you were too stupid to be an actor, which means you're one of the dumbest people on earth.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because actors are dumb.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm one of them.
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[SPEAKER_03]: For Christ's six, used to be a long time ago, but you had dude.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This story, I thought was dead, came back to life.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What's the point of all of it now?
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[SPEAKER_03]: He's out of office, was he's supposed to run again?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Why are they just getting around to this right now?
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[SPEAKER_12]: uh... i think it's just popped out in a trove of documents that were just released um... cash with hell is a fucking retard to be honest but we do we we have seen the last single year the largest drop in violent crime in american history um...
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[SPEAKER_12]: whatever, I haven't looked into it enough to see if they're cooking those numbers or not.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I haven't seen liberal saying they're cooking the numbers or any of the dissident right people saying they're cooking the numbers.
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[SPEAKER_12]: So I assume it's true, and
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[SPEAKER_12]: He has released a lot of documents and stuff like that.
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[SPEAKER_12]: They're still pulling the same old typical FBI games where they'll add.
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[SPEAKER_12]: So once they find somebody that they've been looking for, they'll all of a sudden add them to the top 10 most wanted and then they'll arrest them a week later.
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[SPEAKER_12]: They're going to go, oh, we got another top 10 guy.
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[SPEAKER_12]: They do that shit all the time.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Aside from being just a cringey toat all the time, he's done a relatively decent job at the FBI.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I think he didn't do any of the shitty said he was going to do.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Like, close down the fucking who were building and move everybody out into the fucking, a hint of land it should, which is what he should do, but he's done pretty good job at that.
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[SPEAKER_12]: And releasing some of these documents, I don't know if there's any real.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I don't, I don't know what the purpose of any of this shit is, really, except for just to embarrass people, but he was on, swallow is on the house permanent select committee on intelligence.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I don't know how he got on that committee, frankly, because he is a goddamn mongoloid.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Look at him.
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[SPEAKER_12]: This is him.
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[SPEAKER_12]: So this is what like I'm not saying she's super hot or anything like that, but she even in this picture you can tell that she's too hot for this fucking chud.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Look at him.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, she looks.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She's attractive enough.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I think I don't know that he's gay.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I just think that he's a dorky guy who was approached by a hot girl and that was kind of it for him.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, based on where they live out in California, there's a shit ton of Asians out there, so
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[SPEAKER_03]: who knows.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But the story that he said wasn't true and it up being true.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And now it's confirmed as of today.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, dude, I look at all this and I and I just think why why now why why right now.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I want to know why the FBI on her on her on her file.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Her her code name was Rusty Thumbs.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Is it real?
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[SPEAKER_12]: Um, and what, I don't know if that has something to do with that.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Swallwell.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Because I know what the Rusty Trombone is.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, that's what I was just saying.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe she was putting that thumb in the pooper, which is fine.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Again, no cake shaming here, but they do refer to him as RT.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, to her.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, no, no.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's what I'm saying.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But they even shortened it to RT, like it was her nickname or something.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So this was clearly a thing, like you're not, you don't get a nickname for a nickname unless you're really great at something.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So she must be awesome at this one particular thing.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Asians have small handers, really.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Well, so she can probably fit both thumbs.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I guess that's why it's rusty thumbs and not rusty thumb.
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[SPEAKER_12]: They should probably get both of them up there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Um, Joel, Joel's got really small hands to sing a song about it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the, uh, internet claims that the reason she was given that code name is because she was KG about her educational background.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what that has to do with Rusty thumbs though.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And it doesn't make any sense either.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to stick by what, what were, what were you said at the top here that's, it's right in the pooper.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Does she have a thumbs up?
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[SPEAKER_03]: And is it, is it dirty?
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[SPEAKER_14]: man, that's good.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Look at that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Just a little stink on that thumb, dude.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Nothing wrong with it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Nothing wrong with it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Good for them.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You just can't date one while in Congress.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's the problem.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But whenever I see these stories, I think about like how much they got out of this guy, what happened?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Because this was a long relationship, wasn't it?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I fucked her for a couple of years, I think.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, two years, that's a decent enough relationship there, so.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She probably knows fucking everything, who knows, dude, and then they just go back to their other country.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Well, they say the FBI says they figured it out while they were investigating her to become an agent for them.
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[SPEAKER_12]: And then six days after they rejected her, because she was too much of a narcissist and probably working for China.
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[SPEAKER_12]: They opened a probe into small well, but there's no way they didn't know before that.
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[SPEAKER_12]: They let it go.
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[SPEAKER_12]: It seems if you read these documents, it kind of seems like the FBI let this relationship play out so they could see how good she was at this before the center packing to be honest.
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[SPEAKER_12]: That's kind of what it seemed like to me.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No shit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And so they would just let this go before saying, hey, you're going to head on back to China.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The FBI that's spied on Trump.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And what if he didn't know the whole time?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't like he did, did he?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Who fucking knows?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Who knows, man?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, this is crazy, dude.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, I'm reading this report here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, I'm headed to multiple sexual encounters whether you can from that thing, referred several times, several, excuse me, interns to his campaign and current congressional offices.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Explaining that he treated her referrals as coming from the Asian Pacific Islander.
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[SPEAKER_03]: American public affairs a conversation.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, interesting them.
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[SPEAKER_12]: God damn.
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[SPEAKER_12]: What a weird story, dude.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I mean, that's something that I don't know why they fully dropped the probe then because he was he was literally taking money from the Chinese government.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, like she was fundraising on his behalf and bringing in money for him, and she was definitely a spy for the Chinese government, which means that money was coming from there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so why let this go?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Like, is she back there now?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Is she back in China right now?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I think she's American citizen, did you?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I think so, let me check.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But what happens if you're, like, when you're caught spying, isn't it fucking treason or something and you go to prison for the rest of your life?
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[SPEAKER_12]: Trees in this very, it has a very narrow definition.
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[SPEAKER_12]: We have to be in an active state of war.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_13]: So Christine Fang, also known as Fang Fang, left the United States for China in mid 2015 when the FBI investigation into our activities became public knowledge.
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[SPEAKER_13]: See, as she has remained in China and out of public view ever since.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so she's dead.
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[SPEAKER_03]: They probably killed her over there.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I mean, it sounds like she was successful.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I mean, look, I'm not saying she wasn't good or job.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just saying, you know, it comes through a certain point where you get your head chopped off at the end of it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And that's probably what happened to her.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, but what a bizarre story, man.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And what a weird time to drop it because this is 11 years later.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So, yeah, why is this all just coming out now?
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[SPEAKER_13]: What is the new information from this?
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[SPEAKER_13]: Because I wasn't familiar with this story beforehand.
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[SPEAKER_12]: The new information is that the FBI was trying to recruit her as an agent.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yep, a double agent.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And so, I don't know how that works behind the scenes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You always hear shit like that and like spy movies, but fuck man.
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[SPEAKER_03]: To let a relationship just go on and not tell the dude,
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[SPEAKER_12]: seems insane to me this entire time there's no way they didn't know about it before i think that's it's not and any of these stories but to me that's the biggest part of the stories that they were trying to recruit or there's no way that they were paying that much attention to recruiting her and didn't know that he was fucking her and also didn't know that she was working for the state's security uh shiny state's security there's no fucking way they didn't know these things yeah
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[SPEAKER_12]: I agree.
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[SPEAKER_12]: And we're trying to exploit the fact that she did have connections to a Chinese state security if she was greedy enough that they could pay her for it.
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[SPEAKER_12]: And if they're looking into her that close, there's no way they don't know that he's that a member of the fucking permanent select committee on intelligence is not fucking her.
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[SPEAKER_12]: There's no way they don't know that, right?
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[SPEAKER_12]: That is the big scandal here that nobody's talking about.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, nobody.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And that only meets the other Asian.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What happened to Mitch McConnell?
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[SPEAKER_12]: We heard from cocaine match yet he says he's going to be doing his work from home.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Are you kidding?
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[SPEAKER_12]: Stop it.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Is he living in heaven now?
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[SPEAKER_12]: I mean, whenever my grandfather died, my grandfather, every time I saw him and said, I'm just waiting for the board to take me home.
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[SPEAKER_12]: And I assume he meant heaven because
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[SPEAKER_12]: He was very religious, now I don't know that Mitch McConnell would go to heaven, I don't know him.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I'm not saying he wouldn't, I just don't know the man, but I don't know when it's in his heart, but I assume governing from heaven or go governing from home means that he's in the afterlife.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of people online that say he passed away on June 14th, 2026, and they've been covered up ever since.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Nobody's still seen him other than that fucking picture.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And then the wife went back to China, unless they're trying to use her for something.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe it's the same type of thing thing stitch, which is why I'm trying to tie these two together here because the whole thing seems very fucking odd.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And then Kentucky governor Andy Bashir said, he's heard absolutely nothing back from Mitch McConnell.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You think they aren't attached to right together?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Just a couple of homies, dude.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Kentucky homies.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Textred.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But he hasn't heard shit back and that's according to yesterday, right?
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[SPEAKER_03]: weird man.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What do you think they'll roll him out or pronounce him dead?
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[SPEAKER_03]: What's the safe dead line there?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it doesn't matter now.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's over, right?
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[SPEAKER_03]: So like why couldn't you say, hey, he slips fell and we don't know when he's coming back because it's working from home bullshit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's crazy, but I guess they're not in session, right?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Not for now, no, no.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So it's
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[SPEAKER_03]: He might be able to air quote, live this out for a few more weeks until they come back.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Next up, breaking up with South Korea, President Donald Trump said on Sunday that he had instructed the Pentagon to substantially reduce joint military exercises with South Korea and a social media post that also mentioned souls refusal to take part in actions against Iran.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Trump said in a post on his true social site that although it was too late to cancel the exercises entirely, he was not happy that the United States had previously agreed to participate.
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[SPEAKER_03]: President also cited his very good relationship with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un.
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[SPEAKER_03]: These exercises are not only costly, but send a signal that is totally inappropriate and hostile to a country that as long as Donald J. Trump has been
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[SPEAKER_03]: He wrote Trump also pointed out to South Korea's stance on the U.S. Israeli conflict with Iran, apparently Trump asked South Korea to take parts in South Korea past.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So is this just punitive towards South Korea?
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[SPEAKER_03]: What's the situation here?
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[SPEAKER_03]: This seems odd.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This is another one that doesn't make any sense.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Well, one of the things
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[SPEAKER_12]: Pyongyang has engaged frequently in a lot of indirect provocations, ballistic missile tests, artillery drills, just talking shit, hostile rhetoric,
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[SPEAKER_12]: Since, I mean, not just since, but forever, since that particular family's been in power, which has been most of the, well, all of the country's history actually.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Trump said, he made a comment during this statement that he asked South Korea to take part in the Iran thing.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I don't know what exactly to what extent maybe just helping to secure our moves and they said no thanks according to him.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I you got to wonder what this is about.
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[SPEAKER_12]: It's just not so one thing he's saying that North Korea has been a good has been good to us That's simply not true.
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[SPEAKER_12]: He that's a lie You could I guess say that South Korea has Refused to participate and whatever we're doing and so he maybe he's punitive about that Maybe that's the case.
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[SPEAKER_12]: You also have to take in consideration the South Korean government lately
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[SPEAKER_12]: We think of North Korea's dystopian government, but South Korea has not exactly been what we would in the West consider to be a liberal democracy or a liberal or public either.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Their history recently has been shaped by foreign domination and authoritarian rule.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Globalism, they've capitulated quite a bit to globalism, whereas most of our
20:23
[SPEAKER_12]: The immediate crisis right now is this new president that was elected in 2022, at least from our perspective, popularity has declined quite a bit because of the economy.
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[SPEAKER_12]: And then his party got fucking hammered last year or 24, I don't know what year it was.
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[SPEAKER_12]: And then he declared martial law claiming he was defending the country from anti-state forces deployed police and Military to the national assembly and what was very clearly a coup attempt to to retake the parliament The effort failed because lawmakers Reconvened voted to revoked martial law and blah, blah, blah, they got lucky that they had Something in place to stop what he was trying to do
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[SPEAKER_12]: But it's been it's been rough there for some time, but I know that we we have a general idea that South Korea is doing well North Korea is doing poorly, and that's true to some degree of South Korea that's really well in technology and should like that, but as far as running their government, they've been fuck lately in a big way.
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[SPEAKER_12]: They're not starving that people out or murdering people so far as we know like North Korea's, but it's not like they've been an ally either.
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[SPEAKER_12]: So I don't know, I think Trump's doing calculus right there and saying, why should I provoke a nuclear power for an ally that's not being an ally?
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[SPEAKER_12]: It's a fear.
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[SPEAKER_12]: That's a fear assessment.
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[SPEAKER_12]: But everything he said publicly is fucking stupid.
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[SPEAKER_12]: like literally everything he said publicly was stupid to say that North Korea has been good or whatever the fuck where friend to us is nonsense and to say that North Korea are the South Korea didn't participate in Iran so why should we do anything with them is also fucking stupid just typical nonsense from him.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I think with this in regards to North Korea if
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[SPEAKER_03]: You know, they were to fire something off with these, you know, after these joint military exercises, which they often do, right?
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[SPEAKER_03]: They love some weird fucking missile overhead to say, hey, we're still here, blah, blah, blah, blah, I don't think he wants the heat in the press right now.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I mean, actually with everything that's going on around.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Maybe, but he's also signaling to South Korea that you didn't have our backs, so we're not gonna have yours.
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[SPEAKER_12]: And that's a fair thing to say, I guess.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I mean, it's fair to say why should we give a shit about South Korea?
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[SPEAKER_12]: I don't.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I couldn't care less about South Korea.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't either.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Do we get anything from them chip-wise or any of that other shit?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they make a lot of stuff.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_12]: But we're moving chip manufacturing here, so I don't really care about that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I just don't need to get it up and running here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And to my knowledge, there's still building a lot of the shits.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think one of these factories is open yet.
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[SPEAKER_03]: See, I know they're getting close.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So maybe it's that, I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, maybe you just don't want any more bad shit going on in the world on top of Iran.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Certainly what it kind of feels like to me.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So whenever a story seems weird, I'm like, all right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What's the benefit of this, I think the benefit is North Korea potentially isn't lob something that eats up the headlines as well and then they're like, all right, great, you got this thing in fucking North Korea and Iran and all this other shit blah, blah, blah, blah and let's face it, he can't have anything more to go wrong right now before the midterms.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Usually there's a good game over in Ireland.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know who's going to show up and why.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if Bella took his girlfriend's going to go.
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[SPEAKER_03]: There's a lot of unknowns there, or the first week of the NFL.
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[SPEAKER_03]: NFL, who's the opening game for the NFL this year?
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's usually like the defending champs.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Las Vegas versus Houston.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, I think that's pre-season still.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you're right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: are scheduled to meet with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on Monday in an attempt to get the Jewish state on board after rejected the president's plan as unacceptable.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was unaware that they were still bombing Gaza.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So that's been going on still?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, if you're good at your job, you never work a day in your life.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Pakistan and Indonesia, all Muslims, on Sunday to condemn Israel's opposition to Trump's peace plan, warning it could sink the deal and reignite the conflict and war torn Gaza.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I'm not really care about that.
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[SPEAKER_12]: this this is an interesting situation because we've done whatever it is this this board of piecing Trump was trying to leverage as I can new you in but he's reached I think
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[SPEAKER_12]: I think he's reached beyond his level of expertise when it comes to foreign policy and now he's doing some stuff that doesn't really make sense to me.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Like, one of the points of this plan is that essentially the board of peace is going to fund the Hamas government, which is what Qatar and the United States and Israel have been doing since 2005 since Hamas first won the elections in Gaza.
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[SPEAKER_12]: to run that country, and they've never been able to run it, they used all the money to build war tunnels and by weapons essentially and rockets.
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[SPEAKER_12]: It's like, what is the expectation here?
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[SPEAKER_12]: Do you really not think the exact same thing is going to happen again?
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[SPEAKER_12]: Now for Gaza's part, they want Israel to leave, and then they'll lay down their weapons as what they said.
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[SPEAKER_12]: That'll never fucking happen.
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[SPEAKER_12]: ever.
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[SPEAKER_12]: It's puzzling to me to be honest for a number of reasons.
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[SPEAKER_12]: One, we're too close to the midterms now for any of this to matter politically.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I don't even think, I don't think getting some kind of crazy deal done even if I'm us surrendered unconditionally that would have any impact on our midterm election.
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[SPEAKER_12]: So why the fuck, right?
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, why
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[SPEAKER_12]: the whole thing where you're trying to rush to get deals done Trump's try he's backed himself into a pretty good corner now because in a ran he's like oh I've got all the time in the world's I know you don't know you've got two years not not even actually if you don't win the house they're going to fucking invoke the war powers act now the Senate will can save you probably but if it becomes too politically tumultuous
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[SPEAKER_12]: then even the Senate's not going to save you and they're going to vote for the War Powers Act.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Now I don't think the War Powers Act is even constitutional, but that's the law right now.
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[SPEAKER_12]: But this is really weak.
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[SPEAKER_12]: This rush to get a deal done, saying every other day, we're going to have a piece in this place or that place.
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[SPEAKER_12]: They want to deal really bad all this stuff.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I don't know what he's thinking to be honest.
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[SPEAKER_12]: It's like,
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[SPEAKER_12]: You've been using the same playbook and now the things have changed a little bit and you can't pivot and you're getting kind of stuck.
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[SPEAKER_12]: And I mean, another thing is it's not of our fucking business.
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[SPEAKER_12]: If Israel wants to level Gaza into non-existence, that's their business.
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[SPEAKER_12]: And if I'm Netanyahu or Israel or anybody involved over there, I don't listen to anything he says.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Because
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[SPEAKER_12]: I mean, I understand from the perspective of people who say we've given them a lot of support and money, so they should at least listen to what we say, and some people think they should do whatever we want.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I definitely believe that, but...
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[SPEAKER_12]: The idea, like we've seen for the last 20 years exactly what Hamas will do with time and money.
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[SPEAKER_12]: And there's no reason to expect it would do anything differently.
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[SPEAKER_12]: So why I don't understand this?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't either.
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[SPEAKER_12]: There should be no deal with them.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Kill every member of Hamas.
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[SPEAKER_12]: And if you have to like uproot them out of that area.
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[SPEAKER_12]: and then slowly let people back into it over time, then do that, do whatever you got to do.
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[SPEAKER_12]: If I'm Israel, there's absolutely no way.
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[SPEAKER_12]: If we were getting attacked like this, if somebody in Mexico or Canada was lobbying rockets to us, we would annihilate them.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The only thing that makes sense to me looking at this because I'm as confused as you are here is the country's involved.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm again an Egypt guitar, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Turkey, Pakistan, and Indonesia.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Indonesia is not even a functional country, so I don't really give a fuck what they think.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Turkey and Pakistan are
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[SPEAKER_12]: Muslim theocracies, the rest, Egypt is borderline, Qatar, openly supports terrorism.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Don't care what they think either.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Egypt can be reasonable.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Saudi Arabia can be reasonable.
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[SPEAKER_12]: UAE is probably the most reasonable.
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[SPEAKER_12]: But I don't know why they're so hot on making a DIY there to be honest because the shea Muslims have attacked everybody in every one of these countries.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I don't think they're in NATO.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Turkey is in NATO.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That would be the only thing that makes sense to me of like, all right, if I ran starts fucking around, all you guys are gonna help is here kind of stabilize this region, get the fuck out of it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they're a neto, they want to be in the EU but the EU is rejected them so far.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, and now in this picture here, Bluke.
39:52
[SPEAKER_03]: I got to ask who's the fat ginger retard on the fly has been I think the same I saw you laughing your ass off over the monor over there and I'm like what the fuck is he laughing at and then you zoomed into this picture on patreon This might be the craziest human being I've ever seen in my entire life or just a terrible camera angle I thought it was an AI photo when Luke first brought it up.
40:14
[SPEAKER_03]: I Can't believe that it's not who the fuck is this guy is that kid from sand lawn?
40:19
[SPEAKER_03]: I looks like it
40:20
[SPEAKER_03]: It's the catcher from Sandlot, but he looks like he's three feet six.
40:26
[SPEAKER_03]: This fucking guy here, and what country is he representing besides the lollipop guilt, like I don't ever use for on their well-fed.
40:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, dude, how did he get in this fucking meeting?
40:38
[SPEAKER_03]: Does it say what his name is?
40:40
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm fascinated by this guy.
40:41
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm fascinated by this guy.
40:42
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm fascinated by this guy.
40:43
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm fascinated by this guy.
40:44
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm fascinated by this guy.
40:45
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm fascinated by this guy.
40:47
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm fascinated by this guy.
40:50
[SPEAKER_03]: And look, we've all got bad sides and bad camera angles and all that other shits, so potentially this was just a bad picture for him.
40:58
[SPEAKER_03]: But I doubt it, just based on the size of his little legs, dude.
41:01
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you know his name, Luke?
41:03
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't understand.
41:04
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we're working on it.
41:05
[SPEAKER_03]: This is a fucking rabbit home.
41:07
[SPEAKER_03]: We want to go, go way down on right now.
41:10
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, that is a fucking insane picture of a human being, dude.
41:15
[SPEAKER_03]: It looks like a retard but kind of like a West Virginia one, you know, like they came out of the haulers, not something that you see very often here.
41:26
[SPEAKER_03]: So I got to find out this guy's name.
41:28
[SPEAKER_03]: It doesn't say it there in the fucking article.
41:31
[SPEAKER_13]: It doesn't, unfortunately.
41:32
[SPEAKER_13]: It just says the country.
41:33
[SPEAKER_13]: It says the one of the guy's names and that's it.
41:37
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, last ditch effort here, Luke, just type in on Google, fat, ginger, retard, peace talks.
41:44
[SPEAKER_12]: And what's this image, DM me of this image on Twitter.
41:48
[SPEAKER_12]: I'll tell you what it is.
41:49
[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.
41:50
[SPEAKER_03]: It's from the BBC, now you're right, dear, the bottom of the thing, it doesn't say, usually it tells you who's in the picture, man.
41:56
[SPEAKER_03]: I know, I was surprised too.
41:58
[SPEAKER_03]: What the fuck, bro?
42:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe he doesn't want to be known.
42:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe this is something the government's working on
42:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Just across nations and let them fuck and eat up.
42:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, dude, that's a wild one to me.
42:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck.
42:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, pop it in there and see what comes up, all right?
42:20
[SPEAKER_03]: I got to know, I got to know the answer just before the end of the show.
42:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Luke, I'm going to fucking lose my most digging into this.
42:26
[SPEAKER_03]: We'll see what we can get.
42:27
[SPEAKER_03]: It's really, really strange.
42:28
[SPEAKER_03]: But, well, you guys are looking for that back to the original point here.
42:33
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that's the only thing left.
42:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Trump is trying to do here.
42:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, you're trying to solve this quickly.
42:38
[SPEAKER_03]: You're trying to get the nations that are closest to Iran involved.
42:42
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know that it's going to work.
42:43
[SPEAKER_03]: I was also unaware that Israel was still bomb and Gaza.
42:47
[SPEAKER_03]: I had no idea.
42:48
[SPEAKER_03]: I've heard a couple of actors speak out about it at award shows and shit like that, but I thought that campaign was done months ago.
42:54
[SPEAKER_03]: So that's still going on in a daily basis, huh?
42:56
[SPEAKER_03]: What's the plan there?
42:57
[SPEAKER_03]: Just to kind of bomb them into oblivion so that they never exist?
43:01
[SPEAKER_12]: I think to completely level the entire area, probably, because you've got to build, right?
43:07
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
43:08
[SPEAKER_12]: So you want things to be smooth first?
43:10
[SPEAKER_12]: So, I mean, why wouldn't we do that with Iran, I guess?
43:15
[SPEAKER_03]: If this is where we're at, I mean, I'm fucking angry.
43:17
[SPEAKER_12]: She's described Gaza's 25 square miles.
43:20
[SPEAKER_12]: That's why.
43:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
43:22
[SPEAKER_12]: What's the popularity?
43:22
[SPEAKER_12]: There's only a couple of millions, too.
43:23
[SPEAKER_12]: There was three million now.
43:25
[SPEAKER_12]: It's still three million because they, uh, because of the genocide, you know.
43:30
[SPEAKER_03]: No, of course, of course.
43:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, but yeah, shit, man.
43:33
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't even know that was still going on.
43:35
[SPEAKER_03]: I love, by the way, in the background how far you're digging into this.
43:39
[SPEAKER_13]: He's just called other Aids, he's not important enough to have his name stop it, yeah.
43:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Other Aids dude, wow.
43:48
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, just for optics and photographs and shit, I wouldn't bring that guy with me.
43:52
[SPEAKER_03]: and they've got them right at the front of the page.
43:54
[SPEAKER_03]: No, that's the worst fucking spot to be for a picture like that.
43:58
[SPEAKER_03]: If you're on a couch like that, you've got to turn and pop up an elbow there and then just kind of look over and hope for the best.
44:04
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe kick a leg up or something.
44:06
[SPEAKER_12]: That looks like Toby Jones, a little bit, a little bit, man.
44:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Shit.
44:12
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, like if you can hunt that down and be really impressed, Luke, you've been very good.
44:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that is going to haunt my dreams forever tonight.
44:21
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if Monday and their footballs on yet, I don't like, you know, as a precies game or something, but he looks like a thumb with an eye.
44:27
[SPEAKER_03]: No, fucking hell, dude.
44:29
[SPEAKER_03]: I look, that's worth the money on Patreon alone, just this guy's fucking head.
44:33
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm surprised that nobody in the chat's called out his name here.
44:35
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know that they know, man.
44:37
[SPEAKER_03]: I've never seen this phone.
44:38
[SPEAKER_03]: You might not know his own name.
44:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe I hate it.
44:40
[SPEAKER_03]: I would give him a very possible.
44:42
[SPEAKER_12]: I mean, it has no name.
44:43
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
44:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Next up, America's beef with beef, relief from high beef prices may depend on something that can't be fixed overnight, rebuilding America's shrinking cattle herd.
44:58
[SPEAKER_03]: America's ranchers are facing their smallest cattle herd in 75 years, a shortage now rippling from pastures to some of the nation's largest meat packers,
45:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Tyson Foods announced last week that it will close beef facilities in Illinois in Utah and pursue the sale of another in Washington as it reshapes its beef business amid what the company called one of the most historic cattle shortages in the country that has ever been experienced.
45:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Tyson said recent USDA data suggests supply constraints are likely to persist.
45:35
[SPEAKER_03]: USDA data shows the US enter 2026 with about 86.2 million cattle and calves.
45:42
[SPEAKER_03]: The smallest herd since the early 1950s.
45:45
[SPEAKER_03]: That's down roughly 94.7 million cattle and calves in 2019 decline of more than 8 million animals.
45:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Why?
45:56
[SPEAKER_03]: All sorts of reasons.
45:58
[SPEAKER_12]: What are we talking about government restrictions, heats, all their other ships drive over there has depleted grasslands across the west and the planes.
46:12
[SPEAKER_12]: Most cows didn't have enough so.
46:18
[SPEAKER_12]: The animal king was a little different than humanity, human beings tend to reproduce more when situations are fucked up because we have a higher social understanding of survivability.
46:30
[SPEAKER_12]: So if you look at birth trends during depressions and recessions, they're way higher.
46:35
[SPEAKER_12]: than they are during boom periods, right, for the animal kingdom it's different.
46:41
[SPEAKER_12]: If they find a, if there's a multi-generational increase in food supply or a multi-generational decrease in food supply, they will breed or not breed like fucking crazy.
46:54
[SPEAKER_12]: That's a big part of it.
46:55
[SPEAKER_12]: They do that instinctively, no matter what we try to do.
46:58
[SPEAKER_12]: And it literally,
47:05
[SPEAKER_12]: literally changes based on this stuff.
47:08
[SPEAKER_12]: Now, uh, if you don't believe that, when a, uh,
47:15
[SPEAKER_12]: Luke, you can look this up actually.
47:16
[SPEAKER_12]: It's a very interesting thing.
47:17
[SPEAKER_12]: Wolves will do a wolf den.
47:19
[SPEAKER_12]: We'll do what they call a roll call basically, right?
47:22
[SPEAKER_12]: And if there's a certain amount of time period where all the wolves don't check in, then the women, the female wolves go into heat so they can produce more wolves.
47:34
[SPEAKER_12]: That's a real thing too.
47:35
[SPEAKER_12]: So some of it is based on just environmental factors that can be controlled.
47:41
[SPEAKER_12]: Some of it is like screw worm and other shit like that that we're animals it had to have been destroyed.
47:49
[SPEAKER_12]: I think a lot of it is factory be farming.
47:51
[SPEAKER_12]: There's less decentralization.
47:54
[SPEAKER_12]: So when something happens, it happens to the entire fucking herd.
47:58
[SPEAKER_12]: Instead of, you know, one small herd for a private farmer, getting hit and then everybody else is being fine.
48:06
[SPEAKER_12]: Years of dried weather in the west of the plains.
48:09
[SPEAKER_12]: A lot of people have been forced because of the, uh, a lot of the smaller ranchers have been forced to sell their cattle off, uh, because they don't have the food for it or because the economy sucks or whatever there's been a lot of fucking reasons for this.
48:22
[SPEAKER_12]: And the, the point of it is you're going to take 20 years to repair this probably.
48:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Jesus Christ.
48:28
[SPEAKER_03]: So that means prices are going to sky rockets.
48:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, does that mean Bill Gates?
48:34
[SPEAKER_03]: We start to go that route of his fucking bullshit food thing.
48:38
[SPEAKER_12]: No, I mean, most of the rest of the states are starting to ban that shit already, so that's not gonna happen.
48:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, good.
48:43
[SPEAKER_03]: Because there was another thing too about chicken over the weekend, about some of these conditions that Tyson Foods factory and all that other bullshit, like, why is this happening with all meats?
48:55
[SPEAKER_03]: It seems like.
48:57
[SPEAKER_12]: I mean, I don't know.
48:58
[SPEAKER_12]: The chicken thing, there was a bird flu and stuff like that,
49:03
[SPEAKER_12]: If we really got into it, we could solve this problem in five years.
49:10
[SPEAKER_12]: But closer to 10 to get our herd back up to normal.
49:17
[SPEAKER_12]: And there's no because of cattle biology.
49:21
[SPEAKER_12]: Look, it's not like a fucking, if you talk to people who supply beef,
49:29
[SPEAKER_12]: to grocery store chains, especially their margins are smaller than even the grocery stores.
49:37
[SPEAKER_12]: And the grocery store is operate on like a 3% margin.
49:39
[SPEAKER_12]: The margin, I talked to some beef producers over the last couple of weeks and they're telling me their margins are one to two percent right now.
49:47
[SPEAKER_12]: And most people don't want to do that.
49:49
[SPEAKER_12]: The people that are still hanging on are people who have generational farms and they don't want to give up the farm, but they've had for all that time.
49:56
[SPEAKER_12]: Their family's had for all that time.
49:59
[SPEAKER_12]: The only way to really solve this is for ranchers to start retaining heifers instead of selling them, which means the beef supply is going to get tighter and cost are going to go up.
50:11
[SPEAKER_12]: And then, sometime in the first three years, the first expanded cattle are calf crops.
50:19
[SPEAKER_12]: Start entering all the feed lots and get in bigger and then maybe five years from now Be production starts to increase in a meaningful way easing prices a little bit.
50:27
[SPEAKER_12]: This is three to five years out and then seven to ten years out is when the herd actually gets back to where it needs to be
50:35
[SPEAKER_12]: That's a long time.
50:37
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, especially for prices.
50:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Because right now, prices aren't great on anything.
50:42
[SPEAKER_03]: And if you're saying meat on top of it, isn't going to come back for seven and 10 years, that's not meat beef.
50:47
[SPEAKER_03]: But still still beef, which we all fucking eat on a fucking daily basis here, that ain't great.
50:57
[SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, man, shit.
50:59
[SPEAKER_03]: If you're looking at all of this,
51:01
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you predicts like a massive crash or a session happening soon?
51:04
[SPEAKER_12]: I don't know, I mean, we're a fiat currency, so we can, we're a fiat currency and the world reserve currency, which means whatever economic strain we face gets kind of spread across the entire globe, at least the sun degree.
51:20
[SPEAKER_12]: But no, I think maybe something like that happens, but it'll be within the individuals control if it happens to them.
51:31
[SPEAKER_12]: find a local farmer, local rancher, and get your stuff from them.
51:35
[SPEAKER_12]: Start now, before it's too late.
51:37
[SPEAKER_03]: But the prices have gone up there too.
51:40
[SPEAKER_03]: So like, well, I'm looking at some of the boxes that I ordered.
51:42
[SPEAKER_12]: I, I don't buy that you buying boxes is one thing buying directly from private sellers is a completely separate thing.
51:49
[SPEAKER_12]: So where would you go, for example?
51:51
[SPEAKER_12]: Like go to Jake Stakes.
51:53
[SPEAKER_12]: He's got the best prices in town and it's good Missouri beef and pork.
51:57
[SPEAKER_12]: Or go to Moink, their boxes are... Moink is great.
52:00
[SPEAKER_12]: Their boxes are the same cost they were three years ago.
52:02
[SPEAKER_03]: And they also lock in their prices.
52:04
[SPEAKER_03]: So those guys are great.
52:06
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just trying to give the audience options here.
52:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Because...
52:11
[SPEAKER_03]: If this is going to persist for seven and ten years, you've got to start looking outside the box here.
52:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Everybody's been bitching about the grocery store anyways, right?
52:18
[SPEAKER_03]: So, fuck.
52:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Man, you look at all this.
52:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Everything that's going on around you, and if beef is going to take seven and ten years, so don't know what's going to happen with gas.
52:29
[SPEAKER_03]: And then this guy with the fucking red hair keeps popping up to what is it.
52:33
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you find him?
52:35
[SPEAKER_13]: his name is Leirann Tinkman.
52:37
[SPEAKER_13]: Tinkman.
52:38
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
52:39
[SPEAKER_02]: Why is he this small?
52:40
[SPEAKER_02]: He is the CEO and co-founder of a company called Resilion, which is some sort of cybersecurity company.
52:47
[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.
52:48
[SPEAKER_02]: Why the fuck is he involved in this?
52:50
[SPEAKER_02]: He's real.
52:51
[SPEAKER_02]: He's in his real guy.
52:52
[SPEAKER_13]: Stop it, is he really?
52:53
[SPEAKER_13]: I mean, definitely.
52:54
[SPEAKER_12]: No, he's got to be.
52:55
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
52:56
[SPEAKER_12]: He's a redhead, a redhead of Jill.
52:58
[SPEAKER_12]: Just plenty of gender juice.
52:59
[SPEAKER_12]: Is it really?
53:00
[SPEAKER_12]: Who?
53:01
[SPEAKER_12]: Who else would have him?
53:02
[SPEAKER_12]: I don't.
53:03
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't, I don't think, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I don't think I can, I don't think
53:34
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's probably close.
53:39
[SPEAKER_03]: I appreciate that no quit attitude back there, you guys.
53:42
[SPEAKER_12]: We'd crack the code on.
53:44
[SPEAKER_12]: This is, by the way, what you're supposed to do if you're a short little weirdo, you go build a billion dollar company.
53:49
[SPEAKER_12]: You can do whatever the fuck you want.
53:50
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
53:51
[SPEAKER_12]: America was great when that was happening, instead of people just fucking crying about their lot in life.
53:55
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, it still happened to me.
53:56
[SPEAKER_12]: I know.
53:58
[SPEAKER_12]: One of the, nothing happened to you that's worse than being of a short fat ginger.
54:03
[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.
54:04
[SPEAKER_12]: He still gets your head out of your fucking ass.
54:08
[SPEAKER_03]: The happiest little fucks that I've ever met, there was this fat, fat, China, and dude.
54:13
[SPEAKER_03]: And he said the same thing, he goes, bro.
54:15
[SPEAKER_03]: I guess we wanted two options, be rich or falling to money, you know, through the family or something like that, and he goes, I knew the family wasn't coming through, so I had to be rich.
54:26
[SPEAKER_03]: And he's just buying prostitutes.
54:28
[SPEAKER_03]: God bless him.
54:29
[SPEAKER_03]: God bless that guy.
54:30
[SPEAKER_13]: What's the top of that article say what's he fucking doing?
54:32
[SPEAKER_13]: Says Israeli tech entrepreneur says Gaza must be digitally re-linked to the world.
54:37
[SPEAKER_12]: I see, so he's making money.
54:38
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, yeah.
54:40
[SPEAKER_12]: I mean, that's why, let's be real.
54:42
[SPEAKER_12]: There you go.
54:42
[SPEAKER_12]: Whatever you think about the Abraham Accords and the work Trump's done to reset our relationships in the Middle East.
54:51
[SPEAKER_12]: Kushner's been over there fucking pilfering the entire time, right?
54:55
[SPEAKER_12]: Like, he's made billions of dollars off of these deals.
54:57
[SPEAKER_12]: That's what this guy's doing.
54:58
[SPEAKER_12]: He's over there fucking talking about.
55:00
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, he's like, oh, I'm just here as a consultant to tell you to have to rebuild everything.
55:03
[SPEAKER_12]: By the way, I'm going to get some no-bid contracts to rebuild it.
55:07
[SPEAKER_12]: That's exactly what's happening and everybody fucking knows it.
55:09
[SPEAKER_03]: He's going to know the map.
55:11
[SPEAKER_03]: He's going to know everywhere to fucking build over there.
55:14
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, by the way, Christian is brother.
55:16
[SPEAKER_03]: He's just bought the lakers.
55:18
[SPEAKER_15]: Two, two, two, two, two.
55:21
[SPEAKER_12]: It's Christian, are you?
55:22
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh yeah, yeah, we're really all big time no shit.
55:25
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh yeah, I didn't know that.
55:27
[SPEAKER_12]: I don't think that has any to do with it, frankly Scumbags, Scumbags Trump's doing the same thing.
55:32
[SPEAKER_12]: It's a now scum.
55:33
[SPEAKER_12]: Trump is selling fucking gold shoes and fucking NFTs and shit like that while he's the president United States.
55:38
[SPEAKER_12]: He's not Jewish.
55:39
[SPEAKER_12]: No, no, you can be a fucking asshole no matter what you are I love those gold shoes though, by the way.
55:44
[SPEAKER_03]: The NFTs man, that whole thing was a fun bus, but the gold shoes rocked
55:50
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, that one will give you a Trump, for sure, done, for sure.
55:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, next up, America is, well, it's started.
55:57
[SPEAKER_03]: A Berkeley Mathematics Professor is sending the alarm that many students are woefully unprepared when they arrive at college because the University of California Systems Progressive test blind policies have proven disastrous.
56:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Three days a week, I stand in front of lecture halls with 500 to 14 hundred students by the second week of the semester already know who is in trouble.
56:21
[SPEAKER_03]: It's according to a professor who wrote in the San Francisco standard op-ed published on Saturday.
56:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Some students are five to eight years behind in mathematics, office hours that should be spent discussing, integrals instead of become lessons on fractions in basic algebra would expect students to learn
56:40
[SPEAKER_03]: in middle school.
56:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, his name is Stank Hover.
56:44
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's fucking go, dude.
56:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Stank Hover.
56:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Professor Stank Hover and thousands of faculty members across 10 UC campuses have signed open letters, urging the university system to reinstate the SAT and ACT and admissions.
57:01
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know there were outs of admissions problems.
57:02
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, they took them out because of equity concerns.
57:06
[SPEAKER_12]: I guess certain groups of people don't do well.
57:09
[SPEAKER_12]: Which groups?
57:10
[SPEAKER_12]: On tests.
57:12
[SPEAKER_12]: You know, I get not to copy Daniel Taish, but I'm sorry you're saying you don't go do good on the thing where they test if you know the thing.
57:21
[SPEAKER_12]: Then you don't know it.
57:23
[SPEAKER_12]: I guess since then, according to him, admissions officers have been forbidden from considering the one standardized measure that provided a common academic benchmark.
57:33
[SPEAKER_12]: across California's thousands of high schools after you see adopted test blinded missions, which is what they call it.
57:41
[SPEAKER_12]: The picture changed dramatically.
57:43
[SPEAKER_12]: She wrote, she laid out a brutal data showing a sharp decline in student math readiness after you see stop considering standardized tests from 2018 to 2020.
57:54
[SPEAKER_12]: 71% of the roughly 2200 tested calculus one students were deemed ready or nearly ready while just 0.14 tested below basic algebra among the 2800 students tested in the following years 21 to 23 using a different diagnostic now which means they don't take the testing more only 51% were ready or near ready that that fell to 44% in 2023 and a whopping 17%
58:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, well, all right.
58:25
[SPEAKER_03]: So I know part of this, Elise, I think.
58:27
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know about you.
58:28
[SPEAKER_03]: When you went to, do you get a Penn State first?
58:31
[SPEAKER_03]: It was that grad, grad, okay.
58:33
[SPEAKER_03]: So when I went to Ohio State first, the two things you tested during the freshman welcoming whatever the fuck it's called, was math and language.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Now you could test out of math, all through college.
58:46
[SPEAKER_03]: I did.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I tested out a math and I didn't have to take it all through college.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, dude, not doing fucking math for four years.
58:54
[SPEAKER_03]: You become dumber.
58:55
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't take the GMAT to get into grad school.
58:57
[SPEAKER_12]: You didn't?
58:58
[SPEAKER_12]: How'd you get in?
58:59
[SPEAKER_12]: I showed them all my work.
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[SPEAKER_12]: No shit.
59:02
[SPEAKER_12]: I showed them all the papers I had written and they read them and told me I was fine.
59:06
[SPEAKER_03]: So the flip side of that, though, was that I still had to take the SATs.
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[SPEAKER_03]: One college scholarship I was up for was a... Colgate, which is pretty fucking...
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[SPEAKER_03]: great.
59:18
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a great fucking school.
59:20
[SPEAKER_03]: They said my SAT scores.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Obviously weren't fucking Ivy League.
59:24
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna kid anybody there.
59:25
[SPEAKER_03]: I graduated with honors from high school, but I had to take the ACT's.
59:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Now the ACT's, to me, were a little easier than the SAT's, but I had never heard of them just eliminating both of those altogether.
59:39
[SPEAKER_03]: If you're UC, is this UC Berkeley?
59:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, this is supposed to be one of the greatest schools in the nation.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's very, very expensive.
59:47
[SPEAKER_03]: It's very, very fucking pricey.
59:49
[SPEAKER_03]: And I think they call this in Stanford like the Ivy League of the fucking West or whatever it is.
59:55
[SPEAKER_03]: And yet they usually take this shit super seriously.
59:58
[SPEAKER_03]: However, when I lived in California right after going to college there, most of the kids in public schools in California were just learning English still up until like fifth grade.
1:00:12
[SPEAKER_03]: So I think, this is more of a California problem, and also a kind of a blue state problem.
1:00:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you have what happened in University of Michigan last week?
1:00:21
[SPEAKER_03]: They're no longer going to grade you on your first semester in school for your mental health.
1:00:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Freshman's mental health.
1:00:28
[SPEAKER_03]: So you're not going to get report cards.
1:00:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Your first semester of freshman year, they're just going to make sure you're all right and kind of get you used to school and they're just going to pass you.
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[SPEAKER_12]: where computer-based mathematics students go.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Carnegie Mellon is one, Michigan's one, Stanford is one, MIT, and then Berkeley.
1:00:59
[SPEAKER_12]: Those are the top five in the country, and one of them has 17% of its people that are in school right now.
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[SPEAKER_12]: can't answer one of eight calculus math problems.
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[SPEAKER_12]: They couldn't answer one out of eight.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, and by the way, do you know what the response is?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Because I watched a video on this.
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[SPEAKER_03]: They interviewed these kids on campus.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And they said, why do I need to know this when AI can do it for me?
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's hers.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What one chat GPT can do it for you?
1:01:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Why do I need to know this?
1:01:30
[SPEAKER_03]: And somebody compared it to, remember when we got those calculators that were bigger, the TI 90s, and it was just like, oh shit, they can fucking do everything versus the other one, right?
1:01:39
[SPEAKER_13]: The TI 84 plus his baby.
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[SPEAKER_13]: There you go.
1:01:42
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, there you go.
1:01:43
[SPEAKER_13]: There you go.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And once we had those, I remember fucking bitching about this.
1:01:47
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, dude, if I got this, why the fuck do I need to learn this all by hand?
1:01:51
[SPEAKER_12]: So what do you say to that, I guess?
1:01:54
[SPEAKER_12]: I don't know, I mean, this idiot's response says that the SATACT Mathematics requirement is not an obstacle to equity, rather it is a prerequisite for it, yada yada yada, et cetera, et cetera.
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[SPEAKER_12]: And you listen to these people and they're still defending equity after watching it blow up and they're stupid fucking faces, so there's no hope for this.
1:02:13
[SPEAKER_12]: You go sending your children to college, you may as well set the money on fire.
1:02:17
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I'm reading the thing here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So this is a failing to measure preparation gaps.
1:02:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Does not remove barriers.
1:02:23
[SPEAKER_03]: It moves them into the classroom where they become harder to overcome.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And admissions process that ignores foundational readiness does a disservice to the most vulnerable students.
1:02:35
[SPEAKER_03]: True access requires an honest assessment of the support students need and where within California's public higher education system, the best they can receive it.
1:02:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, sorry, dude, I'm telling you the public schools are still teaching English, usually up until 5th.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So you're your fucked.
1:02:56
[SPEAKER_03]: I think you've got to go back to this old method if you want the best of the best going to these fucking schools, like this is nuts to me.
1:03:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Otherwise, to your point, why the fuck would you pay for an education that's that expensive?
1:03:06
[SPEAKER_12]: Why would you anyways?
1:03:07
[SPEAKER_12]: If it's indeed true that AI is doing all the work anyways, then why go to college in the first place?
1:03:12
[SPEAKER_03]: A lot of people are asking that question right now.
1:03:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Do I go to trade schools?
1:03:15
[SPEAKER_03]: Trade schools are up right now.
1:03:17
[SPEAKER_03]: Do the roof.
1:03:18
[SPEAKER_03]: And let's face it manual labor jobs in blue collar jobs and fucking Austin and everywhere else I start now, pace everything else because of construction and all that other shit so yeah what's the I mean you're starting to hit that point where you're saying all right what's the point how do I make the most money and how do I keep my kids at a debt?
1:03:39
[SPEAKER_03]: mean we've got to be getting close to that.
1:03:42
[SPEAKER_03]: But also, if all of this shit in the background is going on with race and equity and all this other bullshit, why would you want your kids going to school their anyways?
1:03:51
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, no, would you send your kid to UC Berkeley?
1:03:54
[SPEAKER_03]: No, neither.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Me neither.
1:03:57
[SPEAKER_03]: So, they had it.
1:03:59
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know how to improve this.
1:04:01
[SPEAKER_03]: I really don't other than to go back to what it used to be.
1:04:04
[SPEAKER_03]: But I haven't taken one of those tests in a
1:04:07
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... next up i mean going going back to what what used to be you think what when as a t and a what exactly do you think the american education system got broken uh... me personally i think it's when you had all the d i initiatives uh... all those weird private schools that started popping up everywhere uh... that you really couldn't vouch for i mean you're looking at these uh... you know these learing centers
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[SPEAKER_03]: and Minnesota and all this other shit.
1:04:38
[SPEAKER_03]: You think they don't learn anything there?
1:04:40
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
1:04:41
[SPEAKER_03]: And there's already a lot of things.
1:04:42
[SPEAKER_13]: It seems to think that it was COVID.
1:04:44
[SPEAKER_13]: That's pretty much what I'm seeing.
1:04:46
[SPEAKER_13]: It's the article that I found that original article that the professor wrote.
1:04:52
[SPEAKER_13]: And it seems to be that it, I think it was,
1:04:57
[SPEAKER_03]: I think COVID-19 definitely had something to do with it because having kids at that time, I'd one kid at that time, and it was luckily it was briefly.
1:05:04
[SPEAKER_03]: I only had to go to school online and I think for like two months, and it was hard to shit, man.
1:05:09
[SPEAKER_03]: If your zoom wasn't working, if your internet was out, whatever, they would just skip it all together and be like, all right, cool, we're seeing you tomorrow.
1:05:17
[SPEAKER_03]: If you were in college during that period,
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[SPEAKER_03]: They sent everybody home and they were like, right, great, go online.
1:05:22
[SPEAKER_03]: But from online, you could do whatever you wanted to, you know?
1:05:26
[SPEAKER_03]: There was a new start about the fucking AI and chat GB2 doing these papers that came out.
1:05:31
[SPEAKER_03]: And all the professors bust in these kids.
1:05:33
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's like, yeah, I'm not shh.
1:05:38
[SPEAKER_03]: I would say,
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[SPEAKER_03]: Right around that fucking O10-11 era, is when it started to get bad.
1:05:47
[SPEAKER_03]: 1906.
1:05:48
[SPEAKER_12]: What's 1906?
1:05:49
[SPEAKER_12]: The Carnegie Foundation for the Advancement of Teaching introduced the so-called Carnegie Unit that standardized seat time and course credits.
1:05:59
[SPEAKER_12]: It industrialized education in America, taking it from a small classroom bespoke to a factory farm.
1:06:08
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
1:06:08
[SPEAKER_12]: And then 1910 to 1920 as it rolled out, it shifted systems away from elite classical academies, which was what we had in the United States, including at the primary education level to mass-produced education institutions.
1:06:24
[SPEAKER_12]: And it's been fucked ever since that you cannot teach somebody that way.
1:06:28
[SPEAKER_12]: It had nothing to do with any of the
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[SPEAKER_12]: That's it.
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[SPEAKER_12]: It was the Carnegie Institute that started all this shit.
1:06:41
[SPEAKER_12]: Not the Jews.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Not fucking Roth Childs.
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[SPEAKER_12]: No, not Ford.
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[SPEAKER_12]: No, the Carnegie Institute.
1:06:47
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm looking at it here because one of these numbers did stand out to me in the top of this where the guy said this professor.
1:06:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Three days a week, I stand in front of lecture halls of 51400 students.
1:06:57
[SPEAKER_03]: Why?
1:06:58
[SPEAKER_03]: That's way too many fucking students, man.
1:07:00
[SPEAKER_03]: If you've been in a classroom that size, no, 500 tops is the one that's the biggest that I can remember.
1:07:08
[SPEAKER_03]: And the teacher would have one of those Janet Jackson microphone rhythm nations had sets on.
1:07:13
[SPEAKER_03]: And they would kind of talk to everybody, but I mean, it depends on what it is to be honest.
1:07:19
[SPEAKER_12]: if i'm listening to uh... art history was the one that i thought well that's gay but if i'd like that's completely pointless if i'm going to to take it if i'm going to listen to a lecture from somebody like Leonard susskin about uh... quantum field theory or something like that where there's only the one guy
1:07:37
[SPEAKER_12]: who I would trust to talk about a specific thing if he's that niche of a guy, then I'll go into a classroom that has a thousand people in it for sure, because he's the only person that can talk about it and his time is valuable to him.
1:07:50
[SPEAKER_12]: But for art history,
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[SPEAKER_12]: There's no unique insight from an individual about art history.
1:07:56
[SPEAKER_12]: They may be an expert in one particular artist, and I might find that interesting, but there's no educational value to that.
1:08:02
[SPEAKER_12]: That's just a curiosity.
1:08:03
[SPEAKER_03]: I agree.
1:08:04
[SPEAKER_03]: But why have all those classes, too?
1:08:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Why not?
1:08:06
[SPEAKER_03]: My other gripe was why not have more specialized classes?
1:08:09
[SPEAKER_03]: When you get into your major,
1:08:12
[SPEAKER_03]: It isn't that much, it's only like a year and a half.
1:08:14
[SPEAKER_12]: The other two and a half years is kind of to make you a well-rounded person.
1:08:17
[SPEAKER_12]: Most people can't learn out of a specialized class.
1:08:20
[SPEAKER_12]: Most people learn specialized skills, hands on through experience, right?
1:08:24
[SPEAKER_12]: And not just technical skills, but social skills as well.
1:08:28
[SPEAKER_12]: For example, you learn how to, you learn how to think well and make good decisions in the moment by being around somebody who does it well.
1:08:37
[SPEAKER_12]: That's the, you can research all the cycle literature on this.
1:08:42
[SPEAKER_12]: That is the best way and probably the only way legitimately to learn that particular skill.
1:08:48
[SPEAKER_12]: Have education or economic and finance classes and make people start a real, but it's 2026.
1:08:56
[SPEAKER_12]: Make people start a real business.
1:09:00
[SPEAKER_12]: and run it for some amount of time, right?
1:09:03
[SPEAKER_12]: And it's not about how the business does.
1:09:05
[SPEAKER_12]: It's mostly about failing, and seeing what failing looks like and learning from the failure.
1:09:09
[SPEAKER_12]: That's how you would get more specialized in at the university level here in the US, at least.
1:09:15
[SPEAKER_12]: But I don't think having more specialized classes is gonna solve anything because
1:09:21
[SPEAKER_12]: Again, it is something of a mass production industry at this point.
1:09:27
[SPEAKER_12]: You can't do bespoke in that.
1:09:29
[SPEAKER_12]: How does that work?
1:09:30
[SPEAKER_12]: If you're going to do something like that, it should be, I think that should be your actual curricular classes.
1:09:37
[SPEAKER_12]: There shouldn't be electives that don't have anything to do with your fucking major.
1:09:40
[SPEAKER_12]: That's stupid.
1:09:41
[SPEAKER_03]: I agree.
1:09:42
[SPEAKER_03]: But as I advanced into the major, the class is dropped significantly from those 500 person lecture halls down to 40.
1:09:52
[SPEAKER_03]: But that was the only time I got that was when I was in my major.
1:09:56
[SPEAKER_03]: And then obviously grad is smaller than that.
1:09:58
[SPEAKER_03]: So like,
1:10:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, uh, right now, shit.
1:10:03
[SPEAKER_03]: It just seems like a fucking bulls on parade.
1:10:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, let's just jam all these kids in a fucking class from 1400's nuts.
1:10:09
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, that's a goddamn concert for Christ 6.
1:10:12
[SPEAKER_03]: It's Greenfield Lake down the road.
1:10:14
[SPEAKER_03]: If you want that, uh, next up, gay rapper murdered.
1:10:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Opening statements are scheduled to kick off later today in the murder trial of Duane Keith D Davis who is charged in connection with the 1996 murder of hip hop legend two pack Sure and look he is can you find that video of two pack You know I'm talking about you know who two pockets hold you 26 yeah Well, I'm young 29 who two pockets, but um, okay with video.
1:10:47
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, no, he died
1:10:49
[SPEAKER_13]: before you were born.
1:10:50
[SPEAKER_13]: I guess, uh, yeah, I honestly didn't realize he died before I was born.
1:10:54
[SPEAKER_13]: I thought he died after I was born, but I'm either way your birth calls.
1:10:58
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, I don't know a video.
1:10:59
[SPEAKER_12]: Go to Twitter and search for two-pocket gay.
1:11:02
[SPEAKER_03]: And this is for you today.
1:11:04
[SPEAKER_03]: Luke, we've seen this one in the past and I love it.
1:11:06
[SPEAKER_03]: I love it.
1:11:07
[SPEAKER_03]: But, uh,
1:11:08
[SPEAKER_12]: He was a gay theater kid that they made pretend to be hard, so he could become a gangster rapper and got him killed for it.
1:11:17
[SPEAKER_12]: Essentially.
1:11:18
[SPEAKER_08]: And I had 10, 10 of mine.
1:11:20
[SPEAKER_08]: He was a sensitive artist.
1:11:21
[SPEAKER_00]: It was 17, did you like being 17?
1:11:26
[SPEAKER_08]: Like 17, such a weird age.
1:11:28
[SPEAKER_08]: It's not the end of the middle age.
1:11:29
[SPEAKER_08]: You're not 18 yet, you're older than 16.
1:11:33
[SPEAKER_08]: But I like it, it's nice.
1:11:35
[SPEAKER_08]: It's like a learning stage for me.
1:11:37
[SPEAKER_00]: to you?
1:11:38
[SPEAKER_00]: She could be 18 and when you get some more rights.
1:11:41
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, 18 of bring lots of responsibilities that I don't want, but it'll bring respect that I feel like that's the only way I can get it.
1:11:49
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, I try to be as mature as I can be and demand it well I can get it, but 18 is like,
1:11:56
[SPEAKER_08]: You're an adult, you like today when I had to sign a release form, I felt so bad because I couldn't sign it myself, I had to go to my mother's and all that, but I knew 18 is, I mean she guessed it's just a sign.
1:12:09
[SPEAKER_02]: There's no way in hell that the man in that video is straight.
1:12:13
[SPEAKER_02]: I, boy, that's a homosexual man.
1:12:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we've heard stories over the years in prison too.
1:12:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Remember, when they cleaned that as jail cell, there was a couple letters that were left for,
1:12:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Some dude that was there.
1:12:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, this is me going on for a while.
1:12:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Now the interesting part about this case in all sincerity here.
1:12:31
[SPEAKER_03]: So Davis 63 is not accused of pulling the trigger, but prosecutors alleged he was in the White Cadillac with three other individuals during a drive by shooting targeting two-pock and former music mogul
1:12:50
[SPEAKER_03]: That is the best unrelated case of all time because he drove over somebody on a music video shoot.
1:12:56
[SPEAKER_03]: It's rad.
1:12:57
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you remember when they came out with the NWA movie?
1:13:01
[SPEAKER_03]: He went to the set there.
1:13:03
[SPEAKER_03]: They said, hey dude, you're not allowed to be on set during this and he goes, fuck you, and drove him over.
1:13:09
[SPEAKER_03]: And then put it in reverse and drove over him again.
1:13:13
[SPEAKER_03]: And there's footage of that little
1:13:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Typen Schugnein, on Twitter, driving over that dude on the, I think it was Ice Cube Seder, Dr. Dre, one of the two.
1:13:24
[SPEAKER_02]: Dinosd, didn't Schugnein also dangle vanilla ice off of the high-rise balcony of his ankle.
1:13:29
[SPEAKER_03]: That's where that came from of Holden and Dude over the railing like that was, was Schugnein, Holden ice cube over there.
1:13:36
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry, uh, vanilla ice over there, but this entire, uh,
1:13:44
[SPEAKER_03]: I guess confession, if you want to call it that, is in the 50 cent documentary against Puff Daddy.
1:13:49
[SPEAKER_03]: And so if you listen to it, I believe it's episode three out of four.
1:13:54
[SPEAKER_03]: It's on Netflix.
1:13:54
[SPEAKER_03]: It's nominated for an Emmy right now.
1:13:57
[SPEAKER_03]: You hear,
1:13:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Keith D. Tell this exact story, word for word, how too pock was killed, watching him die, everything, and then just laughing, laughing about it like it's a normal day.
1:14:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, he also says that Puff Daddy paid him a million dollars.
1:14:13
[SPEAKER_03]: He only received 500,000, and then they never heard back from him after he was dead, and they don't know where the other 500,000 went to.
1:14:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Allegedly, according to this guy,
1:14:23
[SPEAKER_03]: somebody may have intervened from that's gang took to 500k and then maybe he's dead.
1:14:28
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know about the three guys that were in the car, but this guy is literally on tape confessing to the murder how he did it and his friends did it.
1:14:37
[SPEAKER_03]: So I don't know what else you could say.
1:14:40
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, you got the video.
1:14:41
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, watch this.
1:14:44
[SPEAKER_03]: There's Terry.
1:14:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, back up Terry.
1:14:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Whoops.
1:14:47
[SPEAKER_03]: So he clips Terry Terry's on the ground and then he just drives
1:14:52
[SPEAKER_03]: which is awesome.
1:14:54
[SPEAKER_03]: way to go.
1:14:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Now Terry didn't make it.
1:14:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
1:14:56
[SPEAKER_03]: I know you're shocked by that.
1:14:58
[SPEAKER_03]: But Terry didn't make it.
1:14:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Sugar's in jail probably for life here at this point.
1:15:03
[SPEAKER_03]: But this is going to be a crazy trial because I don't know how he gets out of this.
1:15:07
[SPEAKER_12]: He was a CI for LAPD during the 2008 interview within the judge said a group of prosecutors that his remark should
1:15:23
[SPEAKER_03]: it was a full-on confession due and uh... and i listen to it's i mean that the part they chopped up for uh... for the document was roughly five minutes but after that i had zero questions about what happened in this thing so the only thing i know for sure is that two-pocket was fucking gay and i i don't see how anybody could question you watch that video i've said and done a lot of dumb shit my life but at no point of i ever sounded like that
1:15:53
[SPEAKER_12]: uh... now he wasn't actor and so you're saying this was all an act for two-pock i'm telling you that he was a gay theater kid from a fucking stupid goofball political activist family and just like obama who's also gay and uh... they fucking made him put on a tough guy wigg and they sent him out into real life and he started to believe that's who he was and now he's dead
1:16:22
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... to happen to tougher people than him for sure for sure man and it's this dude not should night but uh... this key to the guy when you listen to this confession that's a fucking dude who's in a gang not to park like that's a real fucking hardcore gang member and this confession man he's just laughing with this fucking police detective uh... so yeah dude is that him right now at sixty three
1:16:50
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep, that's him.
1:16:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Shit dude.
1:16:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I mean, it's not like anything's going to happen.
1:16:55
[SPEAKER_03]: This guy in prison, but they dug him up somewhere in Nevada.
1:16:59
[SPEAKER_03]: And got him to come in for this.
1:17:01
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that rain right now?
1:17:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that the guy coming in for the AC?
1:17:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's coming down again.
1:17:07
[SPEAKER_03]: He's fucking stores have been relentless this week.
1:17:09
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
1:17:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Now's the one that show when we get to the memes here.
1:17:12
[SPEAKER_03]: It's going to have some positivity.
1:17:14
[SPEAKER_03]: God dammit.
1:17:15
[SPEAKER_03]: What have we got up first?
1:17:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Anthony.
1:17:16
[SPEAKER_12]: The first one's called whipped whipped.
1:17:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Press play on this one.
1:17:25
[SPEAKER_05]: My, I heard from glad people all damn day.
1:17:29
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, wonder what day you have to.
1:17:31
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh!
1:17:46
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, we did not get free.
1:17:49
[SPEAKER_05]: Just so we can be out in a whipping our own damn sale.
1:17:52
[SPEAKER_05]: If you want to go pick some writing, just do that shit.
1:17:54
[SPEAKER_05]: You gotta get yourself no extra motivation, shit.
1:17:57
[SPEAKER_05]: This motherfucker you're being his own damn master.
1:18:00
[SPEAKER_05]: But before you get caught in a white person, a cracker, because you just cracked the whip on your damn self.
1:18:04
[SPEAKER_05]: If you want to use that particular wrench and slur, you gotta go look in the mirror.
1:18:08
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you just gave master a day off eating, I'll do it to you.
1:18:11
[SPEAKER_05]: One of my skits, somebody please don't get too into one of the things cool to can't take and make him sit his ass down.
1:18:15
[SPEAKER_05]: Now before he's fucking right into the hospital, you see how you react when he's here, hit his back.
1:18:20
[SPEAKER_05]: But he knocked his whole damn soul on the floor.
1:18:23
[SPEAKER_05]: Then before he knocked his vocal cord and looms, he's at.
1:18:29
[SPEAKER_05]: Ouch.
1:18:30
[SPEAKER_05]: Then let me take my ass and ask somebody to come over and try and whip my ass, because they didn't get this ain't the whole day, they didn't shot, including him.
1:18:37
[SPEAKER_03]: I like how this guy's just also walking on the side of a highway.
1:18:41
[SPEAKER_03]: That's where it lives for no reason, just no reason.
1:18:44
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't even see a car in sight, dude.
1:18:46
[SPEAKER_03]: That's one of the greatest videos we've ever had in the history of this program.
1:18:49
[SPEAKER_03]: I can tell you that.
1:18:50
[SPEAKER_03]: What do we got up next?
1:18:52
[SPEAKER_13]: This one's called, it's an exit.
1:18:53
[SPEAKER_13]: It's an exit, all right?
1:18:55
[SPEAKER_13]: The caption is going to the doctor in 2026, be like, OK.
1:19:00
[SPEAKER_01]: yeah hi my uh my butt hurts like around the entrance yeah it's an exit and it's gonna keep hurting as long as you keep calling it an entrance you should try to pattern your thing what brings in uh is this a real conversation they they they I don't know that's a great one dude uh what we got up next uh this was called Taco Bell okay
1:19:27
[SPEAKER_09]: tell everyone who jumped on the counter and ate the leftover taco bell and now has the shower because they keep shooting themselves go ahead tell them go ahead tell them go ahead tell them yeah god it was open for it I didn't know if he would pop in at the end
1:19:44
[SPEAKER_03]: Bravo sir, God bravo whoever that guy is.
1:19:48
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like in my mind writing wise.
1:19:50
[SPEAKER_03]: It was like He's got a poppin.
1:19:51
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that was good.
1:19:52
[SPEAKER_02]: I like that one.
1:19:53
[SPEAKER_02]: It's great.
1:19:53
[SPEAKER_12]: That's great But we go up next.
1:19:56
[SPEAKER_12]: This is called Cleveland and this is the white gentleman at the front end is an influencer Who does like he buys like homes and bad neighborhoods and shit.
1:20:05
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay?
1:20:07
[SPEAKER_11]: Three houses in Cleveland, Ohio, for $60,000 each.
1:20:10
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, kind of.
1:20:11
[SPEAKER_11]: This property is a triplex, meaning three apartments all under one roof, which I honestly prefer.
1:20:28
[SPEAKER_11]: Call 911.
1:20:29
[SPEAKER_04]: Three foot, 60,000 sounds about, right?
1:20:33
[SPEAKER_04]: I think you might actually overpay to be real with you.
1:20:35
[SPEAKER_04]: They let you know the moment you got there.
1:20:37
[SPEAKER_04]: You'd be like, hey, you could be three for nothing.
1:20:39
[SPEAKER_04]: You got to make it.
1:20:40
[SPEAKER_04]: You live long enough to build some equity.
1:20:42
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what it is, yeah.
1:20:45
[SPEAKER_04]: it don't matter as she could be.
1:20:47
[SPEAKER_04]: It doesn't matter.
1:20:49
[SPEAKER_04]: It could be three for $15.
1:20:52
[SPEAKER_04]: You still got a live long enough to build equity in the house and be able to sell it in the first place.
1:20:57
[SPEAKER_04]: So I don't understand how this wasn't something.
1:21:00
[SPEAKER_04]: You got to quit buying these houses over the internet.
1:21:02
[SPEAKER_04]: He didn't look at it or nothing.
1:21:03
[SPEAKER_04]: He saw that price and was like, so I'll buy it.
1:21:05
[SPEAKER_04]: Give it here.
1:21:05
[SPEAKER_04]: Give it here right now.
1:21:06
[SPEAKER_04]: And that's not even the two dangers of a thing to do.
1:21:09
[SPEAKER_04]: If you buy a house like that, you can never go look at it.
1:21:12
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, you can't never look at, you just gotta be like, hey, it's up there.
1:21:15
[SPEAKER_04]: I'ma rent it from a distance.
1:21:16
[SPEAKER_04]: If something bad happens, send somebody to fix it.
1:21:18
[SPEAKER_04]: Cause you can't, you can't expect much at three for 60,000, a triplet, it's $60,000.
1:21:27
[SPEAKER_04]: I think, came with a sex in a voucher.
1:21:30
[SPEAKER_04]: And he's like, we all know if you won't use it enough, but you can, you just, you got the voucher.
1:21:36
[SPEAKER_04]: And then it was in Cleveland.
1:21:38
[SPEAKER_04]: I guess he thought he was just like, hey, Cleveland's up and come and sew it in bullets.
1:21:43
[SPEAKER_04]: So are their bullets.
1:21:45
[UNKNOWN]: About three.
1:21:47
[SPEAKER_03]: So first of all, it's totally true.
1:21:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Cleveland's a weird fucking area, man, where you can, you can go from that bar.
1:21:53
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like a, it's like one street of there, of bars that's fun, and then all of a sudden, you're in the fucking hood.
1:22:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Jessie's roommate.
1:22:02
[SPEAKER_03]: She bought a house with her fiancee and Detroit for, five grandroomers, they're giving those houses way for five grand.
1:22:09
[SPEAKER_03]: They actually tried to fucking live in it.
1:22:11
[SPEAKER_03]: very similar to this and they lasted about two months.
1:22:14
[SPEAKER_03]: They got fucking robbs like every fucking night and it was like copper wiring and like bizarre shit dude like they were still in ACs and everything.
1:22:21
[SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, I know that they're doing this.
1:22:24
[SPEAKER_03]: I agree with the black gentleman there and in the video, you got to go and see this for yourself.
1:22:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't bite off the fucking internet for Christ 6.
1:22:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Holy shit.
1:22:34
[SPEAKER_03]: What have we got up next?
1:22:35
[SPEAKER_03]: This is called straws, straws,
1:22:39
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm actually worried as Gay's drink free on Wednesdays.
1:22:42
[SPEAKER_14]: What?
1:22:42
[SPEAKER_14]: It's part of our hump day promotion.
1:22:44
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm not dead.
1:22:45
[SPEAKER_14]: That's a beach wine.
1:22:45
[SPEAKER_15]: I like the way it tastes.
1:22:46
[SPEAKER_14]: If you're so straight, then what's the difference between a beach and a salmon?
1:22:49
[SPEAKER_15]: Okay, we're salmon's a little on the cooler and lighter side and peaches warmer and closer to right.
1:22:53
[SPEAKER_14]: Your money is no good here.
1:22:54
[SPEAKER_14]: I'll tell you.
1:22:54
[SPEAKER_15]: Stop there!
1:22:55
[SPEAKER_15]: I work in interior design.
1:22:56
[SPEAKER_14]: I take a guess.
1:22:57
[SPEAKER_14]: You strictly play healers in MMO.
1:22:59
[SPEAKER_15]: Well someone's got to take care of the team to drink iced coffee.
1:23:02
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't like to wait for it to cool down I'll coronal with the line-place.
1:23:04
[SPEAKER_14]: That'll be six bucks.
1:23:05
[SPEAKER_15]: You're on a problem.
1:23:05
[SPEAKER_14]: Why does he get to pass only you gays drink free on once?
1:23:09
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm not gay!
1:23:10
[SPEAKER_14]: Take a sip of your drink.
1:23:11
[SPEAKER_15]: Can I have a strong?
1:23:12
[SPEAKER_15]: Okay, using a straw doesn't make me gay I just don't want the tannins in the wine to stain my teeth.
1:23:16
[SPEAKER_14]: Is I contact important?
1:23:18
[SPEAKER_14]: I think it's rude not to look at people when you're talking to do you talk a lot with your hands?
1:23:21
[SPEAKER_15]: It just helps me make my point.
1:23:23
[SPEAKER_14]: Everybody down, Billy Boarder, we're going to play a little word association game.
1:23:26
[SPEAKER_14]: You're going to answer it the same time as this guy.
1:23:28
[SPEAKER_14]: You're ready.
1:23:28
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes.
1:23:28
[SPEAKER_14]: Veronica.
1:23:29
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm going to be a little sh**k, give me another.
1:23:31
[SPEAKER_14]: They're a ball at you.
1:23:32
[SPEAKER_15]: It's fine.
1:23:32
[SPEAKER_15]: It's a sh**k. OK, let's play another game and I will answer straight.
1:23:35
[SPEAKER_14]: What's the last time you got your dough now?
1:23:37
[SPEAKER_14]: This morning, I kind of like once a week sh**k. Give me another one.
1:23:40
[SPEAKER_14]: Well, white are your sneakers.
1:23:42
[SPEAKER_14]: Super white.
1:23:42
[SPEAKER_14]: I keep them clean.
1:23:43
[SPEAKER_15]: OK, I am not gay just because my sneakers are white.
1:23:46
[SPEAKER_15]: His sneakers are white.
1:23:48
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, but I'm black.
1:23:49
[SPEAKER_14]: So, that doesn't count.
1:23:51
[SPEAKER_15]: These are bullshit!
1:23:52
[SPEAKER_14]: Do you keep a journal?
1:23:53
[SPEAKER_15]: A lot of people keep diaries.
1:23:55
[SPEAKER_15]: I don't remember.
1:23:55
[SPEAKER_15]: A couple times.
1:23:56
[SPEAKER_15]: So we do recycle.
1:23:57
[SPEAKER_15]: Carrying about the environment isn't gay.
1:24:00
[SPEAKER_14]: You go to every country.
1:24:00
[SPEAKER_14]: Have you ever been to Pong Spring?
1:24:02
[SPEAKER_14]: What's your skincare routine?
1:24:03
[SPEAKER_14]: Do you wear sunscreen?
1:24:05
[SPEAKER_14]: You're a hip's cock right now.
1:24:06
[SPEAKER_15]: Okay, none of these things make me gay.
1:24:07
[SPEAKER_15]: I am super into the ladies.
1:24:09
[SPEAKER_14]: Well we've played our game of 20 questions and we found out what object you are.
1:24:13
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, what's that?
1:24:14
[SPEAKER_14]: That's where you get that's last in the closet.
1:24:15
[SPEAKER_15]: I can prove I'm not gay.
1:24:17
[SPEAKER_15]: Give me one last test and I will answer you straight.
1:24:19
[SPEAKER_14]: All right, Gavgick, where do these pictures have?
1:24:20
[SPEAKER_15]: Bro, it's a slilax, or it's Magnolia's step.
1:24:23
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh my god, there it is.
1:24:24
[SPEAKER_14]: Enjoy your drinks, waitin' this.
1:24:26
[SPEAKER_15]: Thanks for the pretty drink.
1:24:27
[SPEAKER_15]: Thanks, how much over?
1:24:28
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a fucking awesome sketch right there.
1:24:30
[SPEAKER_03]: That's an awesome fucking sketch right there.
1:24:33
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, what do we got up next?
1:24:34
[SPEAKER_12]: Uh, this is Obama meets Trump.
1:24:37
[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.
1:24:39
[SPEAKER_10]: I sing like, I sing like, like an orange, his aura would ever, I sing.
1:24:45
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
1:25:04
[SPEAKER_03]: How is he like that is exactly what a I was meant for shit the faces look great man I think just fix the rest of it.
1:25:17
[SPEAKER_03]: It's gonna be wild
1:25:18
[SPEAKER_12]: This last one's called Panda Skills.
1:25:20
[SPEAKER_12]: This is a guy who for no real reason does Asian dobs of things.
1:25:28
[SPEAKER_12]: Okay, and he's Asian obviously.
1:25:30
[SPEAKER_12]: That's reason enough for me.
1:25:30
[SPEAKER_12]: It's really funny.
1:25:31
[SPEAKER_12]: He also was wearing a fucking rice paddy hat, so.
1:25:33
[SPEAKER_13]: Perfect, perfect.
1:25:35
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, the captain says I doubled over Shrek, but Vietnamese.
1:25:38
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
1:25:40
[SPEAKER_07]: I'll tell you what a bebo.
1:25:41
[SPEAKER_07]: Eat me.
1:25:42
[UNKNOWN]: Fuck.
1:25:44
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god, that was probably the best one.
1:25:46
[SPEAKER_07]: How do I call it, make it Asian?
1:25:48
[SPEAKER_07]: Crap!
1:25:48
[SPEAKER_07]: Crap!
1:25:49
[SPEAKER_07]: Crap!
1:25:49
[SPEAKER_07]: Don't you, man?
1:25:50
[SPEAKER_07]: You are the fairy man, let's talk about shit.
1:25:52
[SPEAKER_07]: I try to win that till you cook it boy.
1:25:55
[SPEAKER_07]: But I don't have a time for the bullshit.
1:25:57
[SPEAKER_07]: Don't you, man, not a bad man.
1:25:59
[SPEAKER_07]: Don't you, my bad man.
1:26:00
[SPEAKER_07]: Tell me what I do.
1:26:02
[SPEAKER_07]: You know the, the f-n-man, the f-n-man, the f-n-man.
1:26:04
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1:26:11
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[SPEAKER_07]: But I don't have a time for the bullshit!
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[SPEAKER_07]: Tell me what I do!
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[SPEAKER_07]: I don't man, not a bad man.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Don't move my barton.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Damn, who the hell did I do?
1:26:53
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, I told you, you know the... ...murvin' man, the muckvin' man, the muckvin' man.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I know the mud of fucker who lept down the street man.
1:27:04
[SPEAKER_07]: Eh?
1:27:05
[SPEAKER_07]: Sip the merry totem up in man, the muddle, fuck a man, the muddle in man!
1:27:09
[SPEAKER_06]: I like how hard the merry totem up in the muddle, fuck the... That's all.
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[SPEAKER_07]: My luck.
1:27:14
[SPEAKER_07]: I said.
1:27:15
[SPEAKER_07]: What the hell you waiting?
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[SPEAKER_07]: Right now.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Shut the fuck up!
1:27:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Nothing.
1:27:19
[SPEAKER_03]: So is he doing 80R and then editing that in or is AI sliding again?
1:27:24
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like a video game.
1:27:25
[SPEAKER_13]: It's like a video game where like it, it gives you the worst to say and then it shows you like the waveform so that you can match your words to the waveform.
1:27:35
[SPEAKER_13]: but you can say whatever you want.
1:27:36
[SPEAKER_13]: That's fucking wild too.
1:27:38
[SPEAKER_13]: What is it?
1:27:39
[SPEAKER_13]: Do you know the name of it?
1:27:41
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, it's like a trend, right?
1:27:42
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm looking it up for right now.
1:27:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Man, that's wild.
1:27:48
[SPEAKER_03]: He's always talking to Jared about this.
1:27:49
[SPEAKER_03]: And we're glad to say, eh, and it's like, if, you know, because the voices are still not there, right?
1:27:53
[SPEAKER_03]: But if you can dub them in, then it makes it more realistic.
1:27:56
[SPEAKER_03]: And you're able to Photoshop people and all those shit.
1:27:58
[SPEAKER_03]: You're working on some crazy shit right now, Coop.
1:28:00
[SPEAKER_03]: We got a big project going on.
1:28:02
[SPEAKER_03]: I was showing some of the work and progress stuff this morning.
1:28:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, I'm Amts.
1:28:06
[SPEAKER_03]: You showed me part of it.
1:28:07
[SPEAKER_03]: I think right before we left the office on, uh, Friday, and I was like, fuck dude, we could do some damage coming off.
1:28:15
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:28:15
[SPEAKER_03]: We got some real cool shit coming.
1:28:17
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:28:17
[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm Amts.
1:28:18
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm Amts.
1:28:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, all right, appreciate you tuning in.
1:28:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, now's the point.
1:28:23
[SPEAKER_03]: The show.
1:28:24
[SPEAKER_03]: We get to the drinking bro of the week.
1:28:27
[SPEAKER_03]: You could submit on drinking bros.com.
1:28:35
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to say we started that movement, but with these fucking t-shirts.
1:28:39
[SPEAKER_03]: I feel like everybody's got these goddamn t-shirts.
1:28:41
[SPEAKER_03]: I see them everywhere now, so yeah, dude.
1:28:43
[SPEAKER_03]: This is one of those ones that just crossed over into the public, and then I'm wearing the Yellowstone one today, the 2026 Yellowstone Cartwheel Champion.
1:28:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Love these shirts, finally got the crime corner tank tops in there, congratulations.
1:29:00
[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm on your show, Coup, everything up there.
1:29:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Citizen phone cases, drinking bros phone cases, crime corner tank tops, all the hats, the bathing suits were again this weekend.
1:29:11
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to keep saying that the rest of the summer, by the way, because I love them.
1:29:14
[SPEAKER_03]: That's one of my favorite things we've ever made on the history of the show.
1:29:17
[SPEAKER_03]: It's swear to God, it's this fucking bathing suit, it's Brandon.
1:29:20
[SPEAKER_03]: And if you were listening and watching us,
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[SPEAKER_03]: I will thank you forever on these big fan.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You can also submit on the app, app is free on iPhones and Android's, working on some live video and some fun stuff for the upcoming football season here so you can submit there and it gets emailed to us live on air.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This one was submitted by Chris Terran, California, soon to be Florida.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It says, uh, listeners, since 2019, once to nominate Scott comfy living, my wife and I are relocating to the free state of Florida from County, fornia in late February, early March, and Scott gave me an interview and a job when I was looking for one, my family, and I owe you one.
1:30:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you so much, uh, cheers, man, absolutely.
1:30:16
[SPEAKER_03]: best to luck and Florida is Great, Smeon.
1:30:20
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm you're gonna miss the weather.
1:30:21
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the only thing I'm Sony You're gonna miss that fucking California weather.
1:30:24
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
1:30:25
[SPEAKER_03]: That is four damn sure seventy four in Sony and then the humidity in Florida I can't be brutal at times But I think it's worth it to live in a free state with great government there so agreed I'm not going back to California any time soon even if the weather is nerf it I don't even want to go back for fucking meetings, man I'm trying to avoid that bullshit
1:30:44
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... but yeah thanks man thanks for the submission and uh... thanks for the supports and drink a bro's dot com uh... if you can't buy a shirt or uh... some merch or anything like that a bro box spent on fire uh... just leave a review good items rate show five star and leave a quick review yes that is all the advertisers uh... care about and in the background uh... i did seem to get a pop up twelve episodes
1:31:09
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to be petty, but he did 12.
1:31:11
[SPEAKER_13]: What an animal.
1:31:12
[SPEAKER_13]: I know, dude.
1:31:13
[SPEAKER_03]: So shit.
1:31:15
[SPEAKER_03]: I sat with him, by the way.
1:31:16
[SPEAKER_03]: We went through all 112 episodes on Friday.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That we're missing.
1:31:21
[SPEAKER_03]: He's a fucking game.
1:31:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you went over the ones that he dug out of the couch cushions.
1:31:25
[SPEAKER_03]: All of them.
1:31:26
[SPEAKER_03]: I went over every single one of them with them, and it's weird, man, like, is dumb as I am.
1:31:31
[SPEAKER_03]: And I continue to get dumbers, and I get older, obviously.
1:31:34
[SPEAKER_03]: There was some episodes that he goes, hey, dude, just off of a chance before I go digging for this to you.
1:31:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Remember, this is his audio or video, and I was like, oh, that one.
1:31:43
[SPEAKER_03]: I remember we had that once in a lifetime, Texas storm that happened every fucking year.
1:31:50
[SPEAKER_03]: It was audio only and the lights, everything was out.
1:31:54
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that was in 2021.
1:31:55
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, everything froze over and all.
1:31:57
[SPEAKER_03]: And the fucking Zoom only takes four double A batteries.
1:32:01
[SPEAKER_03]: So what I did since we had internet or anything else, I recorded the show, went down the streets, because that four-wheel drive, it was a coffee shop or something that was opened, uploaded it, Jesse edited it and got it out to the world, but there's no video for that.
1:32:18
[SPEAKER_02]: I lost the first floor in my house.
1:32:20
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, yeah, that whole, how long are that?
1:32:22
[SPEAKER_02]: There was like three weeks until everything started going back to normal.
1:32:25
[SPEAKER_03]: My kid that I showed you the top of the show was just turned eight.
1:32:27
[SPEAKER_03]: He was two at the time.
1:32:28
[SPEAKER_03]: So he was up there sleeping, so I was like, I can't do a fucking show there.
1:32:31
[SPEAKER_03]: So I went downstairs into the office that was flooded and just did it there on top of the chair.
1:32:38
[SPEAKER_03]: if I could wild.
1:32:39
[SPEAKER_03]: But thanks, man, for all of it.
1:32:41
[SPEAKER_03]: And then Miguel is putting up this van kind of like, he found the last one, 12.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So we paired it down.
1:32:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Those will be up soon.
1:32:49
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1:32:51
[SPEAKER_03]: We appreciate the support there.
1:32:52
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what keeps the lights on.
1:32:54
[SPEAKER_03]: For video, so thank you for that.
1:32:56
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1:32:58
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