Latest / I Said No Gifts! A comedy interview podcast with Bridger Winegar / Brendan Scannell, Clare Ruddy, and Eunji Kim Disobey Bridger While a Crowd of Bystanders Does Nothing (Live in Chicago)

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Brendan Scannell, Clare Ruddy, and Eunji Kim Disobey Bridger While a Crowd of Bystanders Does Nothing (Live in Chicago) · I Said No Gifts! A comedy interview podcast with Bridger Winegar

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  Speaker 1: Chicago. Please welcome Julius Steiner, as.
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: That beautiful voice just said. My name is Julia. I
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  Speaker 2: live here in Chicago. I play in a band called
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  Speaker 2: rab Boys, and I am here to welcome you tonight
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  Speaker 2: to the one and only.
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  Speaker 3: I said no gifts.
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: When I invited you here.
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  Speaker 4: I thought I made myself perfectly clear. When you're a
• 0:43
  Speaker 4: guess in my home, you gotta come to me empty handed.
• 0:51
  Speaker 5: I said, no gifts.
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  Speaker 4: Your presences presence enough, and I already.
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  Speaker 6: Have too much.
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  Speaker 2: The so hot doie, you dude is obey me.
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: And now your host riger Weineger.
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  Speaker 6: Julius Seigner.
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  Speaker 7: Oh my god, ah oh, I have to stop letting
• 1:35
  Speaker 7: a more talented person start the show that everybody's just
• 1:39
  Speaker 7: going to be miserable from for the next hour.
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  Speaker 6: Uh, Julias Signer. One more? Oh my lord, so good.
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  Speaker 6: I don't deserve that. Oh oh, excuse me. I've got business.
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  Speaker 6: You know this is my job. You guys all get
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  Speaker 6: to have a nice time. I'm working. Welcome to I
• 2:02
  Speaker 6: said no gifts. I'm Bridger Wineger. We are in walking
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  Speaker 6: distance of a Jewel Losco. I've just learned what Jewel
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  Speaker 6: Losco is. This I thought I knew every grocery store.
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  Speaker 6: This is the most beautiful name I've ever heard for
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  Speaker 6: a grocery store. Thrilled. And then I went in and
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  Speaker 6: it was just a Ralphs, But I was excited. I'd
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  Speaker 6: like to go to a grocery store. And now I,
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  Speaker 6: let's see, I just have to look at my business,
• 2:32
  Speaker 6: because there's some actual business I have to do tonight,
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  Speaker 6: so I want to keep track of the business. Well,
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  Speaker 6: first of all, I should mention Analise Nelson. Although their
• 2:40
  Speaker 6: voice was all of that, they weren't able to be
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  Speaker 6: here tonight. I had to have them stay home and
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  Speaker 6: feed my snakes. So you're looking at some look. I
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  Speaker 6: spent most of the day trying to find a business
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  Speaker 6: that had free refills. Chicago is a free refiel desert.
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  Speaker 6: I couldn't believe what was happening. So, and I'm not exaggerating,
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  Speaker 6: it was the better half of my day. So I've
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  Speaker 6: been kind of my kate. My caffeine consumption has been
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  Speaker 6: very all over the place. Oh this is homophobic sis
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  Speaker 6: Oh god, uh. Weirdly seeing that a bunch of listeners
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  Speaker 6: have actually sent me pictures. Diet Coke has been putting
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  Speaker 6: Bridger on the side of cans. I have never in
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  Speaker 6: my entire life little souvenir key chains anything that's never
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  Speaker 6: a bridger. I don't know how they got hold of
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  Speaker 6: the name, but I finally feel a little scene. But okay,
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  Speaker 6: now we've got to get to the real business. I
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  Speaker 6: keep hinting at business, and it's like, well, first, let's
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  Speaker 6: see I'm trying to decide what order we should do
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  Speaker 6: this business. Okay, I've got to take this off, to
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  Speaker 6: be honest. In New York. In New York, I left
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  Speaker 6: this on for two I forgot to take it off,
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  Speaker 6: and I was sweating. I was so close to passing out.
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  Speaker 6: So I'm gonna take this off now. If you've paid
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  Speaker 6: any attention to the podcast or these live shows, you
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  Speaker 6: probably aren't going to be that surprised by what's underneath
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  Speaker 6: this robe. But I will say you're going to see
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  Speaker 6: it in what I think is its final form. So
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  Speaker 6: let's just let's reveal now. If everybody could be careful
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  Speaker 6: about how you're looking at me, Okay, we've gone day tonight. Uh.
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  Speaker 6: This started out as a white kiki sole tunic. Oh god,
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  Speaker 6: it feels like it's shorter and shorter all the time.
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  Speaker 6: But I died this. I put it in the black
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  Speaker 6: die bath, and while I was dying, I truly thought
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  Speaker 6: this is going to come out like black velvet. People
• 4:51
  Speaker 6: are gonna think I bought a little black dress. And
• 4:53
  Speaker 6: then I pulled it out and it's kind of a
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  Speaker 6: dark green I don't know, kind of Miami night, I
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  Speaker 6: don't know. Okay, Now the business I keep hinting at
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  Speaker 6: the business. Last night I got a message from a
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  Speaker 6: listener named Mike. He said he was going to be
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  Speaker 6: here tonight with his wife, Hannah, and he wanted me
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  Speaker 6: to deliver a message to Hannah. Hannah he wants a divorce. No,
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  Speaker 6: it's her birthday, so I you know, I couldn't resist.
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  Speaker 6: Happy birthday, Hannah, wherever you are. And I heard through
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  Speaker 6: the grapevine that somebody else's birthday was someone else had
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  Speaker 6: a birthday. But this is not the birthday podcast. So
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  Speaker 6: happy birthday to all of us. We'll have each everybody
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  Speaker 6: has one this year. Good for you. Okay, Now we're
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  Speaker 6: getting back to the business, just to make make sure
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  Speaker 6: we're on track. Here, we got happy birthday. Let's see.
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  Speaker 6: I think we've basically talked about everything we I did.
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  Speaker 6: I was recently alerted that this is the there's a
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  Speaker 6: gay porn awards going on tonight, which the Grabby's and
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  Speaker 6: it's uh h, I said, no gifts locked out again.
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  Speaker 6: It's a tough Uh. I mean, what what more do
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  Speaker 6: I need to do for these people? Look as I had,
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  Speaker 6: the podcast has an explicit rating. There's maybe next year. Uh,
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  Speaker 6: let's have Julia come back. Julia come back out just
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  Speaker 6: for another minute or two. Julia are you there? Oh
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  Speaker 6: my god, do you have something? Oh? No, well, this
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  Speaker 6: is embarrassing for her after the big performance falls on
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  Speaker 6: her face. Should I open this here on the podcast?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 6: I love this teal green just littering, littering all over
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  Speaker 6: the stage. Look at you've done to me. You're embarrassing
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  Speaker 6: me in front of listeners. Oh my god, it's the
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  Speaker 6: Beatles for babies. What tell me what's going on here?
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  Speaker 2: It's a small gift, small power babies. This is happy
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  Speaker 2: baby Beetles for babies.
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  Speaker 6: Where did you get this?
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  Speaker 2: I got that at a community wide garage cell.
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  Speaker 6: Oh as you do?
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  Speaker 2: Uh huh, And it's very soothing.
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  Speaker 6: It's is it just is it like xylophone beetles wondering
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  Speaker 6: what are they doing?
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  Speaker 2: You'll just have to listen to to find out.
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  Speaker 6: I hate the picture on this, do yao. One of
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  Speaker 6: the babies has sunglasses on, like a John Lennon type sunglass,
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  Speaker 6: which will make you dislike any baby.
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  Speaker 3: It might be John.
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  Speaker 6: Oh what did I say?
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  Speaker 3: It might be John?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: I think that is gen John had those kind of annoying,
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  Speaker 6: let's be honest, annoying sunglasses from a young age. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: at a young age. Well, I'm excited to listen to this.
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  Speaker 3: Please enjoy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll bring you much peace and joy.
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  Speaker 6: Oh I can't. I mean I've been using a white
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  Speaker 6: noise machine at the hotel. We're across the street from
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  Speaker 6: a club. Yeah, no, no, this is okay, fantastic happy
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  Speaker 6: baby beatles for babies. Well, I look forward to listening
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  Speaker 6: to this. Thank you and thank you again for the song.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you for having me, Julia Signer. Everybody. Now I
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  Speaker 6: have to go out into the audience and bother people.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you. Okay, So now this is the part, and
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  Speaker 6: I think we're on track. I'm here completely alone and
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  Speaker 6: look at this. I'm doing this all on my own.
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  Speaker 6: I finally grew up. I think it's time for audience
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  Speaker 6: gift or a curse. Unless I'm missing something and anyone
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  Speaker 6: can tell me if I've missed something. I've got to go,
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  Speaker 6: and I've got to collect people from the audience. But
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  Speaker 6: tonight to kind of assuage my guilt of not being
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  Speaker 6: able to pick every single person, I'll hand out some
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  Speaker 6: of these things while I go, some gift wrap and
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  Speaker 6: T shirts. Let's see here. Okay, Oh, this is a
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  Speaker 6: bad thing. I'm gonna go. Ah. Would you like to
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  Speaker 6: come up? What's your name, Kristen? Kristen enterstage. Here's a
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  Speaker 6: T shirt. Okay, let's see here, just prowling the audience, prowling, prowling, prowling.
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  Speaker 6: Let's see here. You can have a T shirt. Let's
• 9:21
  Speaker 6: see here. Hm. Now, this is where people love this.
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  Speaker 6: People love to just feel like they're being hunted. Here's
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  Speaker 6: some gift rap. Would you like to come up? Okay,
• 9:34
  Speaker 6: what's your name?
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  Speaker 8: Rick?
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  Speaker 6: Get on stage?
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  Speaker 8: Rick.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, Now we've got to get into the let's see here.
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  Speaker 6: Let's see here. I want to You know, you gotta dig.
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  Speaker 6: You gotta dig and dig into the audience. You never
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  Speaker 6: know who you're gonna find. You can have some gift wrap.
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  Speaker 6: You can have a gift you asked politely. Would you
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  Speaker 6: like to come up? What's your name? Cezi Susie? Enter stage?
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  Speaker 6: Raget one more, Let's see here, let's go, let's stop
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  Speaker 6: over here, Let's see here. Bup bup, bup buh. Some
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  Speaker 6: people look really scared. And if you don't want to
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  Speaker 6: do the show, I mean, it's totally fine. Let's see here.
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  Speaker 6: Would you like to do it? What's your name?
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  Speaker 8: Neat?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, enter stage. Here's some gift trap. Okay, I've got
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  Speaker 6: one more some uh, let's see. I have to go
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  Speaker 6: to the other side to give this away because I
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  Speaker 6: feel like I neglected all of you, and it's terrible.
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  Speaker 6: It's really I don't want people mad at me, but
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  Speaker 6: I here's some gift rap. You're welcome, okay, so everyone's
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  Speaker 6: gonna be behind me. We're gonna play gift or a curse.
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  Speaker 6: And I got these earlier today. I got on Instagram
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  Speaker 6: Live and I should not be allowed on that. No
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  Speaker 6: one has ever known less how to do Instagram Live.
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  Speaker 6: It's mortifying every time. But listeners gave some suggestions and
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  Speaker 6: people are I don't know. I think I just underestimate.
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  Speaker 6: I think I'm stupid. People are like they just immediately
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  Speaker 6: have all of these great suggestions that feel for me.
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, that would have taken me months to think
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  Speaker 6: of that. But we're gonna go through these four people.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna give each of you two things. You're gonna
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  Speaker 6: tell me if they're a gift or a curse, and why.
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  Speaker 6: Then I'll tell you if you're right or wrong, because
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  Speaker 6: there are correct answers. You can lose the game in
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  Speaker 6: front of everybody mortifying. All right, let's start with you.
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  Speaker 6: Number one, Gift you a curse real life celebrity couples
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  Speaker 6: and commercials being domestic.
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  Speaker 8: Can you explain domestic? This what the word means?
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  Speaker 6: But these ah, we'll save this one for somebody else,
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  Speaker 6: all right, Gift or a curse. Push note of vacations
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  Speaker 6: for local warnings curse.
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  Speaker 9: All push notifications are a curse at all times. I
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  Speaker 9: don't want to look my phone.
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  Speaker 6: Never correct curse for me. Spoiler alert. Let me let
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  Speaker 6: me find out about the tragedy or the thing on
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  Speaker 6: my own terms. Let me experience the earthquake or storm.
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  Speaker 6: You know it's a it's an unfair thing. So you've
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  Speaker 6: gotten one so far. Number two, Gift your a curse.
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  Speaker 6: Clearance sections and grocery stores.
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  Speaker 9: Uh, let's go curse. Why I'm a I grew up
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  Speaker 9: kind of bougie. I'm a coastal elite.
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  Speaker 6: Oh boy, the audience is turning on this guy.
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  Speaker 9: My mom, whenever you let us chop there, it's like
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  Speaker 9: a self curse.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, wrong, gift. I love the clear in section. It's
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  Speaker 6: really where the freaks of the grocery store. You go
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  Speaker 6: over there and you're like, I've never heard of any
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  Speaker 6: of these items, and there's probably a reason, and then
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  Speaker 6: it's discounted you. It's a little experimental, it's a little
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  Speaker 6: it's the grocery store lab. So it's a gift, but
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  Speaker 6: you still win something. Let's see here. Oh there's a
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  Speaker 6: Oh there looks like there's another gift for me. Oh
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  Speaker 6: my god, this podcast okay, this unfortunately the scene burst
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  Speaker 6: on the wrapping paper.
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  Speaker 8: But is there anything from the clearance reck?
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  Speaker 6: What's that?
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  Speaker 8: Anything from the clearance t reck?
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  Speaker 6: Well, actually kind of Uh, this is uh, this was
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  Speaker 6: given to me by David Desmalchen. He bought all of
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  Speaker 6: these things at Goodwill. This is a potato express. This
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  Speaker 6: you put up to four potatoes at a time and
• 13:40
  Speaker 6: then microwave them. It's like a little uh sleeping bag
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  Speaker 6: for potatoes. So there's that. What else? We've got a
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  Speaker 6: T shirt? That's that's merch. Gotta love merch. Oh and uh,
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  Speaker 6: the card game gift to a curse. There we go. Okay, now, okay,
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  Speaker 6: remind me your name, see Susie. Okay, let's uh, we're
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  Speaker 6: going back to the first one. Gift or a curse
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  Speaker 6: real life celebrity couples and commercials being domestic.
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  Speaker 10: This is an obvious curse because they're rich, they're fancy.
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  Speaker 10: I don't need to see them being normal. I know
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  Speaker 10: they're not being domestic in real life. Everybody's doing all
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  Speaker 10: the domestic things for them.
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  Speaker 6: It's all a lie. So it's a curse. Wrong, wrong, wrong,
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  Speaker 6: it's a gift. I love to get a little peek into,
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  Speaker 6: you know, Dax and Kristen's life. They're selling their cars.
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  Speaker 6: They have so many cars they're selling. I love it,
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  Speaker 6: you know, and I know it's true. It's documentary. It's
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  Speaker 6: a it's a slice of life gift. So you got
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  Speaker 6: one wrong. Let's see if you can get at least
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  Speaker 6: one dig yourself out of this hole gift or a curse.
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  Speaker 10: Driving gloves, Oh, driving gloves, Okay, this is a gift.
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  Speaker 10: It's eccentric.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, it's a fun excess.
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  Speaker 10: You know, you're dealing with somebody who's maybe a little
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  Speaker 10: crazy when you see them, also fancy eccentric, like kind
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  Speaker 10: of grey gardens vibes. Is what I would get from
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  Speaker 10: somebody like that, And that's a gift for sure.
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  Speaker 6: Correct.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna say, I.
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  Speaker 6: Mean what, how could I say that they're a curse?
• 15:20
  Speaker 6: I mean I would I'd love to have a pair
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  Speaker 6: of my own. That's a bit of a problem. But
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  Speaker 6: I guess the problem is I should just spend twenty
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  Speaker 6: dollars on a pair of driving gloves. That's maybe that's
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  Speaker 6: in the future for me. I don't know. But gift,
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  Speaker 6: you got one out of so you get to win something.
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  Speaker 6: Let's grab let's see what's in here. Okay. And by
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  Speaker 6: the way, these are all bags from previous guests as well. Okay,
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  Speaker 6: so it looks like, oh, this is an early gift.
• 15:43
  Speaker 6: This is DJ Khaled's The Keys. The Wonderful Lamar Woods
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  Speaker 6: gave me to this in like episode four or five,
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  Speaker 6: and this has changed everything for me. This is I'm
• 15:56
  Speaker 6: the man I am today because of this book. So
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  Speaker 6: there's that. Thank you, And then let's see we've got
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  Speaker 6: Oh these are it's a pair of socks from Ben Schwartz.
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  Speaker 6: It's Millhouse socks. That's there. We go and let's see.
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  Speaker 6: Oh end the card game.
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  Speaker 10: Yay, thank you.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know why I acted. Look at this pile
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  Speaker 6: of trash. Okay, oh yeah, we're not ready for the
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  Speaker 6: next thing. Okay, remind remind me of your name, Kristin Christen.
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  Speaker 6: Are you ready for gift you a curse?
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  Speaker 5: I am?
• 16:28
  Speaker 6: Okay, number one, gift her a curse? Full English breakfast?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, curse.
• 16:39
  Speaker 11: Why who wants beans and sausage for breakfast? It's just
• 16:42
  Speaker 11: super okay, Caitlin.
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  Speaker 3: Good for you.
• 16:46
  Speaker 11: Got the tomato tomatoes and what is blood sausage?
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  Speaker 6: Like? Why are anybody eating that?
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  Speaker 3: It's not good?
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  Speaker 11: No, it's a curse.
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  Speaker 6: Correct. No one's on board with this breakfast. And if
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  Speaker 6: you are, there's the exit tomato. They're like nine different sausages.
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  Speaker 6: I mean the beans alone. No one will ever convince
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  Speaker 6: me that's a good breakfast.
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  Speaker 11: No one wants beans for breath.
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: I know how that thing came together.
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  Speaker 11: Poverty to me, it's an abundance.
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  Speaker 6: We've got too many beans. We have too many tomatoes,
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  Speaker 6: We have too many different types of sausage. It's a
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  Speaker 6: bad We really like casing meat. Oh right, right, okay,
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  Speaker 6: we got one right so far. Number two. Gift or
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  Speaker 6: a curse when a restaurant gives you a birthday or
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  Speaker 6: anniversary treat after you've already ordered and eaten dessert.
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  Speaker 11: So for your New York show, that happened to me.
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  Speaker 11: We went to a really fancy place and then they
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  Speaker 11: sent us over some dessert because I said it was
• 17:46
  Speaker 11: an anniversary, though it wasn't just so that I would
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  Speaker 11: get better service. I was so full, it was so
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  Speaker 11: hard to get through. No, it's a gift because I
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  Speaker 11: like free stuff.
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  Speaker 6: Wrong, I'm sorry, but this is a scam and you're
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  Speaker 6: probably getting the worst dessert. They're just waiting for you
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: to order the more expensive one. And then my Yelp
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  Speaker 6: review is going off, and I've got a very You've
• 18:16
  Speaker 6: got a whole library of Yelp reviews. These people, it's
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: not fair, and then you have to eat it. No
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  Speaker 6: one's taking it to go.
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  Speaker 12: It was really hard to get through.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, it's deeply unfair. Well, you I've already forgotten. You've
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: gotten you've got two one right, it doesn't matter. All right,
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  Speaker 6: Let's see here, I'm see this is the tunic. Is
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: so hard to do anything. And okay, this isn't a
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  Speaker 6: box that I made this myself.
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  Speaker 3: It's beautiful.
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  Speaker 6: It says gift rap, gift rap. Okay, open that up.
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: Oh I've been telling every okay, you open it for
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: me and I'll I'll say, okay. So there's some gift
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: wrap and a T shirt. And then this is a
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: pair of socks which were purchased at a liquor store by
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: mary Lynn rice Cup.
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  Speaker 11: I remember.
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  Speaker 6: I actually am keeping a few pairs of them because
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: I'm going to try to integrate them into an outfit
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  Speaker 6: at some point.
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  Speaker 11: I mean, you like the length of them.
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  Speaker 6: I'm trying to figure out if I do, where do
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  Speaker 6: they hit? They hit about? What does everyone think about
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: a sock that hits about here? People are on board.
• 19:18
  Speaker 11: I think it's gonna be nice for my boots because
• 19:19
  Speaker 11: I like them to go above the boot. I don't
• 19:22
  Speaker 11: like them to go high up because I get sausage legs.
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: Okay, right, right, well, I don't know. You try them,
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: we'll both try them together. Perfect We're connected through liquor
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: store socks. All right, remind me your name Rick, Rick?
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: Are you ready for gift you a curse?
• 19:38
  Speaker 8: Absolutely?
• 19:39
  Speaker 6: Okay. Number one gift your a curse. Gummy vitamins.
• 19:48
  Speaker 12: I suspect.
• 19:51
  Speaker 13: I know how you're going to answer this, but but
• 19:54
  Speaker 13: here's what I think.
• 19:56
  Speaker 8: They're a curse.
• 19:57
  Speaker 13: The vitamin game is a scam. You're not getting anything.
• 20:01
  Speaker 13: You are peeing that out immediately, just have gummy bears?
• 20:06
  Speaker 13: Why you just do that instead? So it is absolutely
• 20:10
  Speaker 13: a curse, correct curse.
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: I believe. I do believe in the power of vitamins.
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: But when they turn into a gummy, I'm like, okay, now,
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: now it is a scam. I know it is a scam.
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: But then when it's a gummy, it's a scam. So
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: and you only get to eat one?
• 20:27
  Speaker 13: Yeah, And also you are just like urinating that. I sure,
• 20:30
  Speaker 13: I assure you.
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: There's nothing wrong with urinating things out. Let's say, you know,
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: let's avoid our uti.
• 20:38
  Speaker 12: Well, you've come to the right weekend in Chicago, So.
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: Okay, you've gotten one right so far. And finally, gift
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: You're a curse. Couches with cup holders.
• 20:54
  Speaker 8: So.
• 20:56
  Speaker 13: I can see it like I can see the benefits
• 20:58
  Speaker 13: very utilitarian. You're like set for a really comfy experience.
• 21:03
  Speaker 13: But I will say it's a curse because it's my
• 21:08
  Speaker 13: god like figure.
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: Get a grip with your life, like, look at.
• 21:13
  Speaker 12: What is happening. I mean right, you need someone.
• 21:18
  Speaker 13: This is a wake up call if you are buying
• 21:20
  Speaker 13: one of those couches, like, get outside and get some
• 21:24
  Speaker 13: fresh air.
• 21:25
  Speaker 12: So it's a curse, Rick.
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: Wrong, How chic could you possibly get? You put one
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: of these in the basement. People are coming over there wondering, Oh,
• 21:43
  Speaker 6: when did he get a raise? You've got access to
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: your drink. You're not the kids aren't spilling. It's a
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: you know, a black leather that's probably falling apart as
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: soon as you get into the house. Gorgeous. And I
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: have recently become a yeah, a secret Lives of Mormon
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: wives recap ah. And so you know, I'm always thinking
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: where can we get the sodas? Where can we put
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: the sodas? I'm always worried. But you, uh, you got
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: one correct, So you win something and here we go.
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: There's a Now I've revealed another oh another gift from
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: me happening on this podcast. Okay, let's see here Okay,
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: nice bag T shirt. Yeah, this is a nice one, right, okay,
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: Oh god, okay, Oh Rachel Ray thirtys give it up
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: a Rachel Ray thirty minute meals. This is from Joe
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: Castle Baker and I've I've made several of the recipes.
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, wow a crowd. This is when she
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: had a lot of hope. Oh we're rooting for Rachel.
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: We're rooting for Rachel and the card game.
• 22:49
  Speaker 8: Oh well, thank you.
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: Let's give him a hand. Every thought of let's give
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: him my hand. Okay, now get off the stage, Get
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: off this stage. Let's see here. Oh yeah, go exit
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: that way, just making sure everyone gets out carefully. Okay, great,
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: Now should I open these tiny things here real quick?
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: See this is the podcast gets out of control so quickly.
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: What's that? Oh there's something under the chair. Oh how
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: did this get here?
• 23:19
  Speaker 8: A mouse?
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: Bring it? Okay, but let's open this one first. Let's
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: see here. Oh look at this, it's a stalking Oh
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: it's a McDonald's stocking. Where did this come from? And
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: I don't think I'm gonna be able to reach inside?
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: But there's a little mouse. Whoa. This looks like it
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: was like an eighties McDonald's thing. Okay, I'll have to
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: look at this later. There's a Norman Rockwell thing. This
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: is incredible. I'll put some pictures on Instagram. Nobody, I
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: mean this part of the podcast. I'm getting things I
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: actually am excited about. I think people are like, come on, okay,
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: this is a lovely card. Let's see. Maybe this will
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: give some hint to what's happening. My I'm actually very sorry. Okay,
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: let's see. I hope it's a threat. There's a bomb
• 24:03
  Speaker 6: under someone's seat. Oh, this is cheers to another live show.
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: We love you. Goodbye, Mandy and Karma. Thank you Mandy
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: and Karma. And we'll just open. Oh you look what
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: you're doing to me. Oh my god, diet coke? Oh
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: and a lime? How classy? That is pure class. Oh
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: my god. It's somebody who's here? Who's somebody on their
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: way in? Or is it? Oh it's Brendan Skinner. Oh,
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: bring bring your soul out a little.
• 24:49
  Speaker 12: I didn't know you were getting dressed up just for.
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: Me, of course, and I went shopping.
• 24:55
  Speaker 14: You look like you are a squire for a fister.
• 25:00
  Speaker 14: You look like you are you know what you looks like?
• 25:02
  Speaker 14: There is a fisting going on and you are running
• 25:05
  Speaker 14: around picking up trash around it.
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: You're uncomfortable?
• 25:10
  Speaker 12: Is this skims? How are you?
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 25:16
  Speaker 12: Here's your gift?
• 25:17
  Speaker 6: Oh fantastic. Well we'll get to this.
• 25:19
  Speaker 12: I wrapped it like a straight guy. This is do
• 25:22
  Speaker 12: I sit here?
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: What do you take? A take whatever stool you like,
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: sit here and put it wherever you want. Oh god,
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: I've got to find a new outfit. Welcome to the show.
• 25:32
  Speaker 12: I'm so happy to be here High Chicago.
• 25:38
  Speaker 6: Do you What's something I always forget about doing it?
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: A live show is simply asking the audience how they're doing?
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: Where are we?
• 25:47
  Speaker 12: This is fun. This is the first time we've ever
• 25:48
  Speaker 12: been on stage together.
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: This is the first time we've done the podcast live together.
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, because we did a pandemic podcast.
• 25:56
  Speaker 12: Who can forget?
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: Who could?
• 25:58
  Speaker 12: I was in a wee work.
• 26:02
  Speaker 14: Because I was pretending I had a job, and I
• 26:05
  Speaker 14: did your podcast?
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: Were you really broadcasting from a we work?
• 26:08
  Speaker 12: I was broadcast from a we work?
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, And you've gave me the most beautiful hat.
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: I almost brought it tonight to give away, and then
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: I thought, that's.
• 26:15
  Speaker 14: Well, your suitcase got lost, right, You're wearing what was
• 26:20
  Speaker 14: only on your person.
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: I wore this on the plane.
• 26:25
  Speaker 12: Is this what gen Z is doing?
• 26:27
  Speaker 13: Now?
• 26:27
  Speaker 12: First we make pants? Now no pants?
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: What are you doing in Chicago? Brendan is the only
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: person here who I lives in Los Angeles and.
• 26:37
  Speaker 12: I'm here for the I'm here for the Grabbys. You're here.
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're gonna sweep.
• 26:43
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm gonna sweep the stage. I'm accepting the award
• 26:47
  Speaker 14: for most plants. In the background, everyone's watching my material, like, Wow,
• 26:52
  Speaker 14: his zz plant is so healthy.
• 26:55
  Speaker 6: He's really making good use of that. We work.
• 26:56
  Speaker 14: I feel like there's stuff in the way from this
• 26:59
  Speaker 14: audience truth, this is, this is podcasts and then want
• 27:05
  Speaker 14: to do live stuff. They don't understand that parties.
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: I'll pay extra attention for a few minutes. Just lean
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: back and just look at you while we're I'm talking
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: this is it is unfair. Maybe we'll move the the.
• 27:21
  Speaker 12: Fi water, move the Fiji water.
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: No they're paying me. No, we'll get rid of the fine.
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: Look at him stage directing. This is so what are you?
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: I do?
• 27:35
  Speaker 14: Feel like we're like twins and I'm the stinker, Like
• 27:41
  Speaker 14: you're like you got straight a's and I went to rehab.
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: Tell me while you're in Chicago.
• 27:49
  Speaker 14: I'm in Chicago. My family lives here. I'm from this
• 27:52
  Speaker 14: I'm from the South Side. I grew up in Beverly.
• 27:56
  Speaker 14: Everyone I knew was Irish Gothic. When I was a kid,
• 27:59
  Speaker 14: my mom had three best friends and they were all
• 28:01
  Speaker 14: named Peggy.
• 28:03
  Speaker 12: Before I was fine, I thought, Peggy met woman.
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: Does your family have pope fever?
• 28:12
  Speaker 12: Does my family have what hope fever? Pope fever?
• 28:15
  Speaker 14: Oh, guess you'll like this, my mom, She goes, Uh,
• 28:19
  Speaker 14: the Pope used to teach at Saint Rita, not a
• 28:21
  Speaker 14: good school.
• 28:24
  Speaker 12: Guess he's not smart because he didn't teach it.
• 28:27
  Speaker 14: Mother McAuley, Okay, pandering. See, you can't do that because
• 28:33
  Speaker 14: you're not from here. You're from You're from the weirdest
• 28:36
  Speaker 14: place in America. You're from the place where when people
• 28:41
  Speaker 14: find out they're from there, they go oh.
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: People's reaction to Utah is either that or there's like, oh,
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: I can't ask anything, or they go way too far
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: with it.
• 28:53
  Speaker 12: Immediately, Well, the.
• 28:54
  Speaker 14: Gloves, the gloves are that's your Mormon underwear, right, No,
• 29:01
  Speaker 14: that's not sanitary, babe.
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: I actually am wondering what I'll do with these once
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: I actually fully fall apart. If any, we should start
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: brainstorming future glove situations because they are rapidly falling apart.
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: It's crazy. See.
• 29:15
  Speaker 14: I love that you have all these inside jokes with
• 29:16
  Speaker 14: your audience, and I have no idea what they are.
• 29:19
  Speaker 14: All right, Bridgar's got a podcast and he's got gloves.
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: That's it. I do feel like I'm pigeonholing myself a
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: little bit into an outfit. I'm starting to feel like, uh,
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: who's the guy that just never wears a shirt on stage?
• 29:33
  Speaker 12: Bert Chryst shirt.
• 29:34
  Speaker 14: Yes, I'm kind of the brain friend of mine.
• 29:38
  Speaker 12: He says, Hey, faggot, I love you. He's never said that.
• 29:43
  Speaker 12: I never spoken.
• 29:44
  Speaker 6: I'm not.
• 29:45
  Speaker 12: I'm not successful.
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: No, but I do feel like I'm falling into that.
• 29:51
  Speaker 6: So that's why I'm hoping that I'm guessing change it up. Well,
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: I have to wait for someone to give me an item.
• 29:57
  Speaker 14: I got this on the podcast, you got that on
• 30:00
  Speaker 14: the podcast.
• 30:03
  Speaker 12: But can someone get this man some shorts?
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, oh somebody else here? They must be
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: Oh it's Claire running Hi, Claire, Ooh, bring up a soool.
• 30:19
  Speaker 6: The school situation I feel like is out of control. Oh, Claire,
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: welcome to I said, no gifts. I love those shoes.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: Look you, thank you so much for having me. Okay,
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: shall I put.
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: This I'll put this over. Oh god, what is this? Okay,
• 30:32
  Speaker 6: shut this show here, Put this here, Claire, we're talking
• 30:37
  Speaker 6: about pope fever. Do you have pope fever? Oh?
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: I was excited living here. I live in Chicago, and
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: I think we can all say that when that happened,
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: it was like I got fifty fucking texts being like
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: from people here and from people elsewhere, being like Chicago Pope,
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Chicago Pope, Chicago Pope. I found out from my notification.
• 30:55
  Speaker 12: Cool Chicago Pope.
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, here we go. This is an ideas
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: podcast first, and wow, that's a really good idea. The
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: thing about this, like I've been I've been learning that
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: the popes from Chicago, we all know this, but I
• 31:09
  Speaker 6: was wondering, like, he's young enough probably to have had
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: an email address. That seems very odd to me that
• 31:14
  Speaker 6: people are probably like, oh, I now have the pope's email, right?
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: Are you suggesting that the last pope didn't have an email?
• 31:23
  Speaker 12: What are you suggesting?
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: What are you suggesting?
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: I'm suggesting conspiracy. This is a new Dan Brown novel.
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: The Pope didn't have an email address.
• 31:32
  Speaker 14: You think when you become pope, they strip you of
• 31:34
  Speaker 14: all your old data and you get like a new phone,
• 31:38
  Speaker 14: new email address, no bet gmail dot gmail.
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: I really do feel like they have to kill your family.
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: It's like it's weird that normal people know him. It
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: doesn't make any sense, like he probably like went to
• 31:49
  Speaker 6: a fast food restaurant in Chicago at some points.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: Brother, maybe maybe we've all seen this. His brother is
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: fucking defending his name on the news, being like he
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: was not a Cubs fan, he was a white Sox.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: What his brother keeps going. I don't know if he
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: keeps going on the news or if I'm just getting
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: the clip a lot, but his brother keeps going. I
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: don't know who said this about the Cups thing.
• 32:10
  Speaker 14: We got to stop putting brothers on TV when remember
• 32:13
  Speaker 14: when Obama was president, they would occasionally be like, and
• 32:15
  Speaker 14: here's his brother, and he would say the wackiest shit.
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: I wonder if he got any warning that his brother
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: was going to be on TV, or if it was
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: just like, oh, oh, I should because it was not
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: if my brother was suddenly on TV. Like that, kill myself.
• 32:33
  Speaker 14: That's why you got to keep your podcast really not successful.
• 32:37
  Speaker 14: This is enough, this is plenty. I never want to
• 32:40
  Speaker 14: fly too close to the sun.
• 32:43
  Speaker 6: Well you've tried.
• 32:44
  Speaker 12: I've tried, tried, jumped out that building.
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: You have another show tonight.
• 32:50
  Speaker 14: I do have a show at ten at leak at lunch.
• 32:53
  Speaker 14: What I'll be in bed by then you'll be in bed.
• 32:56
  Speaker 14: People should follow him there, wouldn't that be fun?
• 32:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 32:58
  Speaker 12: Like the pied Piper.
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: Claire. Are you from Chicago?
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: I am?
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: I live here. I do comedy here as well. He'll
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: be at the lodge and I plugging him?
• 33:09
  Speaker 12: Where are you?
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: I'd be at the lodge also, not tonight, but in June.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: I run a show there. But yes, I live in
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: Lincoln Park.
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: Okay, I should be learning about Chicago. But then again,
• 33:21
  Speaker 6: I just spend the day looking for free refills and
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: experienced none of the local culture. I've what my life
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: is such a waste?
• 33:28
  Speaker 8: I just.
• 33:31
  Speaker 6: Grandma, No, is there like a quick thing I could
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: see tomorrow before my flight?
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Oh when's your flight?
• 33:40
  Speaker 6: Two thirty?
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: Okay? So when do you get there?
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: Oh that's another question? And I am seeing both airports.
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: I saw the one and now tomorrow I'm sing O'Hare
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: and I feel like, ohair is gonna be better? Is
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: that correct?
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 33:53
  Speaker 6: Oh people, Well we'll let these two people speak.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: Way is just a strange experience. I think sometimes it's
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: better because it's like less people are there. But I
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: just feel like I'm walking in a school classroom.
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: Hallway right of liminal space type experience.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: And then O'Hair has fucking like ship on the ceiling.
• 34:17
  Speaker 6: And you're like, whoa.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: Walking through my hair is like whoa, there's just so
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: much shit on the ceiling.
• 34:22
  Speaker 6: Like purposeful ship on the sea, beautiful art. Yeah, I
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: can't wait.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: Don't look down.
• 34:30
  Speaker 14: Well, the grabbies flew me here on a dildo. So
• 34:35
  Speaker 14: the only airport I saw was Cade Maddox's hole.
• 34:42
  Speaker 12: With the one gay guy in here.
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: I got to, uh, what's the other one? What's not O'Hair?
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: Midway Way?
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: I got there from Long Beach Airport and I'd never
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: been through this airport. They have sand pits.
• 34:56
  Speaker 12: What Long Beach to Midway?
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: It's a crazy experience.
• 35:02
  Speaker 12: How little money are you making.
• 35:09
  Speaker 6: The abuse I put myself through on flights?
• 35:11
  Speaker 12: Is you take a pony express? Like, what are you
• 35:14
  Speaker 12: talking about?
• 35:15
  Speaker 6: My car broke down in front of the theater, barely
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: made it tonight. No, I everyone knows I love a
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: connecting flight, but I this time I thought I'll spoil myself.
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: I'll have a direct flight. But in order to do that,
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: I had to go out because I won't fly out
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: of Lax Hell on Earth. The Lax is the reason
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: Americans hate Los Angeles. You go to that airport and
• 35:39
  Speaker 6: it's children of men. It is absolute misery. So I'm
• 35:42
  Speaker 6: avoiding it at all costs. And now I'm at Long
• 35:44
  Speaker 6: Beach where they have these giant sand pits for people
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: to play in. I've never seen something like this in
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: an airports.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: Who is in it?
• 35:51
  Speaker 6: Passengers? They must be dragging the sand on the planes. Oh,
• 36:03
  Speaker 6: oh my god, oh my god. Let's put this here.
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: Let's put hello, Hi, welcome to I said, no gifts.
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: I'd love to disobey.
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: Okay, gosh to find out we were talking about Long
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: Beach Airport. It's all over the news on everyone's.
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: From Long Beach to Midway is a kind of a
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: crazy cultural I don't want to hear this because like
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: Midway is also to me like the essence of Chicago.
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: While o' hair is sort of like the public face,
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: you know, like O hair is like kind of like, oh, look,
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: we're important too, you know, we could possibly be the
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: you know, the target of a terrorist attack.
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: And then.
• 36:44
  Speaker 15: I just I just remember during nine to eleven, chicag
• 36:47
  Speaker 15: was like we're next.
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: Well, I will say so was South Jordan Utah.
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know it's just yeah it was. But
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: Midway is just much more authentico. Yes, you're gonna have
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: a good sausage there.
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: Oh at Midway, I missed the sausage.
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: Okay, I will tell you.
• 37:09
  Speaker 6: I got a recommendation for tortoise at the airport at O'Hare. Yeah,
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: Rick Bayless, my mom was talking about that.
• 37:21
  Speaker 12: Like something a mom would talk about. And they got
• 37:23
  Speaker 12: a frontierra at Midway.
• 37:24
  Speaker 14: Now, yeah, exactly, it's fancy.
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: I looked into it. It looks good. So excited. Don't
• 37:33
  Speaker 6: don't don't harm my dream.
• 37:37
  Speaker 12: You guys are having like a leg off.
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: Look at this, yeah, look at this.
• 37:45
  Speaker 16: Here's one thing about Bridge or Bridger secret, buff secret.
• 37:52
  Speaker 16: He's not wearing he's wearing shapewear, but the man is ripped.
• 37:58
  Speaker 12: That is not show.
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: Show show show, show, show show. I don't know how
• 38:07
  Speaker 6: I would even begin. I can barely address when I'm alone,
• 38:14
  Speaker 6: but I will WHOA. What I did want to bring
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: up because everyone I feel like I'm becoming such a
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: nervous flyer and it feels like the everyone is in
• 38:23
  Speaker 6: kahoots to make me as scared as possible. First it
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: was I don't know if we were watching the rehearsal
• 38:29
  Speaker 6: with the plane crashes non stop, and now did we
• 38:33
  Speaker 6: hear the news about the person going into the airplane
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: bathroom out of Honolulu and someone had written on the
• 38:38
  Speaker 6: mirror there's a bomb on the plane? Ah? Can you imagine?
• 38:45
  Speaker 6: How would you react to that?
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Well, I have some follow ups.
• 38:50
  Speaker 6: I'm not gonna have any answers.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: They wrote. When you say they wrote on the mirror,
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: I'm drinking.
• 38:58
  Speaker 12: The bomb? Is this ass?
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: They kissed the mirror?
• 39:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: He said it was some lipstick. I wouldn't worry.
• 39:07
  Speaker 17: I'm like, yeah, going on, Yeah, women in stam.
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: I know nothing about it, and I'm so curious. Yet
• 39:22
  Speaker 6: I didn't look into it, but all I thought was like,
• 39:25
  Speaker 6: what would if I went in there? What would Because
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: you need to be quiet, you need to just tell somebody.
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: But I think I would just be quiet.
• 39:31
  Speaker 15: My first impulse would be like tell everyone.
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: Of course I would be sobbing and stats I would
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: open the door and be like, God.
• 39:37
  Speaker 12: Like that, here's what I feel like.
• 39:40
  Speaker 14: I wouldn't tell anyone because I wouldn't want it to
• 39:42
  Speaker 14: get diverted.
• 39:43
  Speaker 12: There's nothing then being in the air.
• 39:46
  Speaker 14: Nothing worse than being on the air halfway across the
• 39:48
  Speaker 14: country and they're like, we have to make an allergic
• 39:50
  Speaker 14: to landing in Denver and you're like, oh, I've got
• 39:54
  Speaker 14: a reservation at Portillo's.
• 39:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they fully had to t I mean, of course
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: I had to turn around a nightmare.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: So it said in the bathroom, Oh, of the airplane
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: or the airplane?
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: I was thinking of the airport, and I was like,
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: how would they know even which plane?
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: We've got to check every single plan.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: So many questions. This person was like, not that well
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: thought out in their bombing miss apparently.
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: On the plane? And am I spreading misinformation? Does this
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: feel true? Does this a real news story?
• 40:24
  Speaker 15: And did they discover who it was on the plane?
• 40:27
  Speaker 6: Who did it?
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: Was it a joke?
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: Has Yeah, so that's the I guess that's a big mystery.
• 40:31
  Speaker 6: Somebody on the plane must have done it.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: Right, that's the thing.
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: What a fun game.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: It could have all been a print, because I do
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: love a good print. So that was my next question was,
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: is somebody on this plane at Prankster.
• 40:46
  Speaker 6: They find George Clooney, gotcha, famous.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: In Practical Joker Clooney, he's one of the four lifelong Friends.
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: Yes, no, I'm a yeah, that's just I don't know
• 41:01
  Speaker 6: that I can keep getting on planes.
• 41:03
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 41:04
  Speaker 6: You think it would get easier? Is this true for
• 41:07
  Speaker 6: other people? Like it gets every time I'm on a plane,
• 41:09
  Speaker 6: it's somehow harder.
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: I mean, honestly, it's I am just as worried, but
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: my will to live.
• 41:15
  Speaker 6: Yes, yes, yes that's true.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: So I'm willing to gamble.
• 41:20
  Speaker 6: This is I've said this, but like anytime there's serious turbulence,
• 41:24
  Speaker 6: the way I comfort myself is thinking, well, at least
• 41:26
  Speaker 6: I won't have to be on the plane anymore. Yeah,
• 41:28
  Speaker 6: it's like, well, the flight was a shorter flight than
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: I expected.
• 41:33
  Speaker 12: And what a relief to not have to keep a
• 41:35
  Speaker 12: podcast going.
• 41:36
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, my god, it's over, Oh god, whatever this is? Well,
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: I think, you know, as much as I'd like to
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: keep talking about planes exploding, I think we should get
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: into you guys obviously brought something the podcast is called.
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: I said, no gifts. I don't know if you were
• 41:53
  Speaker 6: clear on that or what. I'm sure at least one
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: email was sent. Brendan's been on the podcast before. No
• 41:59
  Speaker 6: excuses there. Uh, it seems like you brought gifts for me? Yes, okay,
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: should we open them here on the podcast? Can we
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: should here on the podcast?
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: Okay?
• 42:13
  Speaker 6: Okay, Brenda, is this one yours? No, of course, of course,
• 42:17
  Speaker 6: let's open this one first, kind of careful. I double
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: bagged it, and I'm I'm smelling something.
• 42:24
  Speaker 15: Yes, it's alive.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: The sense that you got there, I strong believe this.
• 42:30
  Speaker 14: I went to this great restaurant, the Athenian Room, and
• 42:34
  Speaker 14: I had some leftover food, and I just I thought, Bridge,
• 42:39
  Speaker 14: with all that working out you're doing, you're gonna need
• 42:41
  Speaker 14: some proteins, and there's some in there.
• 42:49
  Speaker 12: There's gravy in the bottom.
• 42:51
  Speaker 15: That's the juice.
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: That's the juice.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: The way you are handling that is crazy. You had
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: one thumb that thing.
• 43:01
  Speaker 12: It's like you've never seen leftovers before.
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: Wait, what was the restaurant, the Athenian Room.
• 43:08
  Speaker 14: Okay, I'll reach Cargo Classic cash only.
• 43:15
  Speaker 6: Do you feel like this is going to give me
• 43:16
  Speaker 6: food poisoning.
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: Yes, how long has it been in?
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: The danger?
• 43:21
  Speaker 12: Greek people?
• 43:23
  Speaker 6: Okay, I love the Greek population. I complained about not
• 43:25
  Speaker 6: having Greek restaurants in LA all the time, and then
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: I get here and there's so many Greek restaurants and
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: then I look for refills. But the chicken the concern here.
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: How long has it been out? You know, in the
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: the as a grown bacteria is the big question.
• 43:39
  Speaker 14: I was eating at the Athenian Room ninety minutes ago. Sorry,
• 43:42
  Speaker 14: I'm just gonna check.
• 43:43
  Speaker 6: My Okay, should I guess I'll have a bite of
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: the chicken. Then oh, the.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: Gloves touching it.
• 43:48
  Speaker 12: Oh my god, the gloves on.
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: I think I should eat the chicken. Eat it, eat it,
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: eat it.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: Eat it, eat it.
• 43:57
  Speaker 12: Yeah, you know, I'm gonna have some feta as long
• 44:02
  Speaker 12: as we're here.
• 44:06
  Speaker 6: Oh it's a little dry, gosh, put it on, yelp. Okay,
• 44:15
  Speaker 6: I'll be right back. I'll be right.
• 44:18
  Speaker 14: But you are not spitting out the food I brought?
• 44:26
  Speaker 14: Are you fucking kidding me? I bring you my leftovers
• 44:33
  Speaker 14: and you spit them out, you Mormon piece of ship.
• 44:40
  Speaker 6: Bring a better chicken next. Time, I'll have some little
• 44:45
  Speaker 6: feta too. Why not have a food, oh, like a
• 44:49
  Speaker 6: certain type of food?
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: I mean, like, is there is there a dish that
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: Mormons are famous for?
• 44:55
  Speaker 6: What jello? But number one?
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: Are you serious?
• 45:00
  Speaker 6: Jello? Funeral potatoes?
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: Funeral potatoes.
• 45:05
  Speaker 6: Funeral potatoes are delicious, but the saddest sounding thing that
• 45:08
  Speaker 6: you could possibly imagine. It's potatoes, sour cream, cheese, and
• 45:13
  Speaker 6: corn flakes. Oh and again it sounds okay, okay, I
• 45:18
  Speaker 6: didn't sell it her well, but it's just, you know,
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: like a very good casse role. That's the number one
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: jello fry sauce, which is ketchup and mayonnaise mixed together.
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: You can get that.
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: Ooh ooh you.
• 45:33
  Speaker 6: It's delicious. I think those are the number of the
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: top three.
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: And then is like the famous thing that Mormons make.
• 45:41
  Speaker 6: It's kind of almost a stereotype. I feel like, I
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: don't know, stereo, I did not know this. It's very offensive.
• 45:48
  Speaker 14: Yes, you yellow eating motherfucker exactly.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: Something.
• 45:56
  Speaker 6: Let's get it started.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: To have the to have one of the three top
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: foods in your culture be a sauce.
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, it's not like and it derived from like
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: anything French it's just two s each other.
• 46:17
  Speaker 14: Like you gotta have my mom's recipe for ry sauce.
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: It's one part ketchup, one part man.
• 46:26
  Speaker 6: Like, what do you think of the top three Chicago foods?
• 46:30
  Speaker 11: Hot?
• 46:31
  Speaker 12: Yeah, Al's Italian Beef and Deep Dish pizza?
• 46:36
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: No?
• 46:38
  Speaker 15: Actually, what did I think about lots?
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Oh the taco noizza?
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Well, like for Deep Dish, I've heard the
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: argument of Luma naughties versus Giordonna's okay, and oh Pea
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: quads Sure, there's also pea think.
• 46:57
  Speaker 12: I've actually been there.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm very sorry. I'm very sorry.
• 47:01
  Speaker 12: Don't be a jello head.
• 47:02
  Speaker 6: It's peak quads is peaquants number one? I mean is
• 47:07
  Speaker 6: not number one?
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: I like, I like a pan lose with Jared uh,
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: jardon era and sausage. You know, jar your your but
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: couldn't handle that. That your jellow head ass.
• 47:26
  Speaker 12: You're gonna need some jello eat some yard there.
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: I will also say, jelo to me, such a neurotic.
• 47:34
  Speaker 6: Oh, it's very like it's moving.
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: And it's like anything gelatinous like that.
• 47:42
  Speaker 6: They serve it at hospitals. Very six. I'm not a
• 47:49
  Speaker 6: jello person, but I feel like people do enjoy it.
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: It drives me crazy because it's I think it's I
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: do objectively disgusting.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: My mother does a lovely pretzel jello salad. Have we
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: heard about this?
• 48:01
  Speaker 6: This is a good thing?
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a good thing. We should we should
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: all say what are good and bad things we should be.
• 48:10
  Speaker 14: Actually, I love the Great Depression. It's such a such
• 48:13
  Speaker 14: a lovely era.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: Yes, pretzel jellow salad is like jello with strawberries in
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: it on the top, cream cheese slash whipped cream in
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: the middle, and like.
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: Both cream cheese and.
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you whip them together. I'm kind of doing a
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: recipe style, like in case anyone wants to make it
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: right now, and then on the bottom is like a
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: crushed pretzel crust.
• 48:36
  Speaker 6: That's what saves it. The pretzels save it, because thank god,
• 48:40
  Speaker 6: there's a texture and salt.
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: I need a texture.
• 48:43
  Speaker 6: Yes, that kind of feels like it's an English breakfast
• 48:47
  Speaker 6: territory where it's just like we've got the We've got
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: to empty the fridge. Just put it.
• 48:51
  Speaker 12: Let's make that tomato hot.
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, should I open the next thing? Let's here, let's
• 49:01
  Speaker 6: a claire. What is the bode one? Right, okay, let's
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: get into this, and we've got plenty of chicken to
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: go around. I don't know, does anybody here want chicken? Chicken?
• 49:10
  Speaker 8: Okay?
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: And it doesn't seem like anyone wants chicken.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: Thread loose thread on your glove. Touch that.
• 49:16
  Speaker 15: It's really catching the light. It's really catching the light.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: I wish you could all see how fucking disgusting that is.
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. It's like a texture thing. It's a texture thing.
• 49:29
  Speaker 6: This saves me at salad bars. I don't have to
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: use the tongs.
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: I just.
• 49:34
  Speaker 6: Okay, let's.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, this is a tricky, careful lift it from the top.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: There's two there, there's two things in there.
• 49:42
  Speaker 6: Okay, there you go.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: I just want yeah, oh, okay, okay, little disrespect. Never
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: met you in my life, but whatever.
• 49:53
  Speaker 6: Oh it's a little sea pot.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: This is a netty pot.
• 49:59
  Speaker 6: It's a pot.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: Are you familiar with the netty pots?
• 50:02
  Speaker 6: I've wanted to try one for such a long time,
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: but have it scares me to death?
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: Yes? It should. You're putting water directly into your brain
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: and then it comes out of the other side of
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: your nose. I used to be very scared of these,
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: and in February, I got a surgery on my nose,
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: and so I had to go from doing zero a
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: day from for my whole life, which is all of
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: our baselines, to four netty pots a day, four which
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: is borerline and addiction. So I was doing four natty
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: pots a day for a month, and then he weaned
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: me down to two a day. And I thought that
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: after three months of recovery, he would say, you don't
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: need any more. But I found out recently that I'm
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: just stuck to.
• 50:51
  Speaker 6: That for life. You just have to keep to do
• 50:53
  Speaker 6: two a day for life.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: But here's the thing, here's why I've given it good.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: It's fantastic. I am addicted to it now. It's like
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: when the dentist tells you, like, if you keep fossing
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: real fucking hard, it'll feel good. It's like that for
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: your nose.
• 51:08
  Speaker 6: Well, but the initial time is not fun.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: No, it feels like you're drowning. It's it's never really fun.
• 51:16
  Speaker 15: But because you can't, you can't prepare yourself for the sensation.
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: It is unlike anything.
• 51:21
  Speaker 6: Is there any way for it to go wrong? That's
• 51:23
  Speaker 6: my yes, how do you know? Been going wrong? And
• 51:28
  Speaker 6: it's just not being comfortable.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: Well, okay, so here's the main thing, and people are
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: on one of two camps about this. You need to
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: use distilled water because if you use tap water. There
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: was a woman who got a brain eating a meal
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: because brain eating a meba went into her brain via
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: that via the natty pot. Wasn't I'm warning you, I'm
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: wanting you know, you don't have to be that woman.
• 51:52
  Speaker 6: Did you get it from a lake, but that's where.
• 51:55
  Speaker 15: Water comes from?
• 51:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Okay, so I have to.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Go by distilled water or you can boil water and
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: you need to boil it for five minutes.
• 52:04
  Speaker 6: Yes, and then chill.
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: Yes, of course, of course I'm writing this down classic jellohad.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: It's very similar to making a cello.
• 52:17
  Speaker 12: Here's the thing. If it makes you more comfortable, you
• 52:19
  Speaker 12: could use it as a douche.
• 52:22
  Speaker 6: Why not both? And there's like a little thing inside.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: Yes, So those are your saline packets.
• 52:29
  Speaker 6: Okay, you're going.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: To have to mix those in otherwise you're just putting
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: fucking water in your head. The saline will sort of
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: break down the mucus in your sinuses, and then if
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: you're lucky, you can see the boogers come out of
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: your face real time.
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: Yes, very satisfying.
• 52:46
  Speaker 6: Have you done it before, Brendan? But yes? Okay, Well,
• 52:48
  Speaker 6: how am I the only person on stage.
• 52:51
  Speaker 12: You've never had a cocaine problem?
• 52:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: Can I ask? Is this an officially sanctioned Nettie.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: Pot this is this is doctor yes brand?
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: Well no, I only ask because my friend did get
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: caught selling unlicensed Nettie paa wow out of its garage.
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: And let me just tell you, doctor gup up very
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: re ligitious.
• 53:21
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, whoa. So there's only one that you're
• 53:25
  Speaker 6: actually supposed to use? And it says Neil me the.
• 53:29
  Speaker 12: Yes Neil.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: Oh my, I just fucking realized that's such a beautiful
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: fucking name. I don't know why, though, I feel like
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: you could use any any thing.
• 53:41
  Speaker 6: It feels like you could just uh it's crazy straw
• 53:44
  Speaker 6: and faucet or something.
• 53:47
  Speaker 15: No, the group des are doing something, I believe it.
• 53:50
  Speaker 6: There's like a pretty recent product to market.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: Maybe the past thirty years.
• 53:55
  Speaker 6: I want to say, well, they've like they upheld onto
• 53:58
  Speaker 6: that for thirty years. I would.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: There's also a squeeze bottle, which is what I use everything.
• 54:03
  Speaker 6: Okay, so you gave me kind of.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: I gave you what I did not want for my
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: a N T doctor.
• 54:07
  Speaker 6: So, but just for my knowledge, that has not been
• 54:11
  Speaker 6: used correct on video. People are going to be discussed.
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: There is also Okay, so I brought that and I
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: was like, I'll tell my little fucking sob sign of story.
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: But I did bring you a fun gift.
• 54:23
  Speaker 6: This, Oh is it in here? Okay?
• 54:28
  Speaker 14: There were some cucumbers in mine too, that's all yours.
• 54:33
  Speaker 14: Kind of multiple gifts there as well.
• 54:36
  Speaker 6: Oh, this is a very fun thing. Speaking of pranks, Yes,
• 54:40
  Speaker 6: this is a dice.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: Trick dice.
• 54:42
  Speaker 6: This is all the level of writing there's a bomb
• 54:44
  Speaker 6: on the plane.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: It's kind of more lower stakes version of bombing a plane.
• 54:51
  Speaker 6: Why did you bring trick dice?
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: I just thought that was so fun. I just think
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: that's so fun. My best friend did get me trick
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: dice from Vegas, and I like cried when she got
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: me it because I was like, that's just so fucking sweet.
• 55:06
  Speaker 6: I never used them before. She try them? Now, Yes,
• 55:08
  Speaker 6: let's say, actually.
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: Work in what instance are you using these dice?
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: Okay? So that's the great thing about the trick dice
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: is that if you're not a magician or someone in
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: a casino. It's so much more fun because no one
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: expects you to have them. So I will say I
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: didn't Okay, I will say I planned to use this
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: as a pickup line. Oh you, I planned to use
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: this as a last ditch resort of like to be
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: extra forward. If you're talking to someone and you don't
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: know how to seal the deal, this.
• 55:47
  Speaker 6: Is the perfect way to find it.
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: We're going to do it.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: Just listen, Just listen, you say this is what I
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: was gonna say. I was gonna say the trick dice
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: that I had it was like one was a loaded die.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: It was all one and one was all six is
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: Oh fuck? I forget how I was gonna do it,
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: but I was seven.
• 56:10
  Speaker 12: Suck my dick for a seven.
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: I say something like, oh, if I roll a sticks,
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: you have to come home with me.
• 56:19
  Speaker 6: Are you feeling okay?
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: Are you feeling lucky?
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: I didn't even think that. Oh my god, I did
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: not think it out that hard.
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: Okay, you can do that.
• 56:31
  Speaker 6: Okay, let's roll it. Should we?
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 56:33
  Speaker 6: What do we think? Seven or eleven? Scream for seven?
• 56:37
  Speaker 6: Seven eleven? It seems like people think it's gonna be
• 56:42
  Speaker 6: a seven. That's gonna be embarrassing.
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, oh that's spinning. That's kind of a fun trick.
• 56:52
  Speaker 6: Truly, how does that work? I'm dazzled. That's like a
• 56:56
  Speaker 6: computer did it. This is so impressive. Now we're gonna
• 56:59
  Speaker 6: just kind of.
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: Everything like this. I always think it's it's magnets.
• 57:03
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, ACTI connected to your score?
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: Well no, you guys know it's the combination of the numbers.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: Can only add up to seven or eleven. It's not magnets.
• 57:14
  Speaker 14: But wait, so that dice don't even have all the
• 57:18
  Speaker 14: numbers on them?
• 57:22
  Speaker 6: Oh six and two? I was like, how does the
• 57:26
  Speaker 6: one the other one?
• 57:28
  Speaker 12: Wow?
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: How would magnetsb go home with you?
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: You guys? I don't know about this, but I did
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: say magnets with a lot of confidence.
• 57:43
  Speaker 12: I don't even know how women are magic.
• 57:49
  Speaker 6: If you want people to know how stupid you are,
• 57:51
  Speaker 6: just start a podcast. It will quickly be revealed. Okay,
• 57:55
  Speaker 6: well that's a very fun little thing, be picking up
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: people all over Chicago to you can just fuck city.
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: Yes, okay, uh, we're and is that fox and the
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: thing underneath it?
• 58:07
  Speaker 6: Okay? So which one should I open first?
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: This is the first? The top one?
• 58:10
  Speaker 6: Okay, this is this beautiful blue's that's not what's inside.
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: Okay, well I'm sorry, let's see here.
• 58:18
  Speaker 6: Okay, open these are samples. And also this thing hypoallergenic tape.
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: It's for it's for you to cover your mouth while you.
• 58:26
  Speaker 12: Sleep because you won't shut up.
• 58:32
  Speaker 15: Do you guys know about this?
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: It's like it's uh, it's supposed to help you force
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: your breathing to Oh my god, this is kind of
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: a thing. Is showy, but I only I TikTok. For
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: a while, I thought that I was like an Asian
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: insult and so so I was getting a lot of
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: like biohacking stuff right right, and so this is listen.
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: I am a big believer of in like products and
• 58:59
  Speaker 5: and like in the ability of products to bring you,
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: you know, fulfillment, and so I seek it out like
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: this is one I also bought, you know, and you
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: guys get the things that are like, are you do
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: you have ADHD take all these vitamins? Yeah, I bought
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: that too, that's in there.
• 59:16
  Speaker 6: Okay, what's this is just a card?
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: This is that's just the thing.
• 59:21
  Speaker 6: So I creativity.
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: This is this is the.
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: Path that this is like Cooper movie. The vitamins their vitamins.
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: But this is thing. These are all samples. So I
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: so this is just a tip for you guys. If
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: you guys are brave enough to ask, people will give
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: you that special these like, these are all samples.
• 59:41
  Speaker 6: This is from Keels. They're very they're big sample.
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: Yes, they're big samples. Because I just ask, I insist and.
• 59:48
  Speaker 6: Well those are two different things.
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: But if you just stand there for they give you,
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: I'm just like I just do yees body, But.
• 59:57
  Speaker 6: Where do you get this? Is there a store called
• 59:59
  Speaker 6: blizz Blue?
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Blue, But you have to just insist, like you
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: got to go in there and you gotta be like,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: I want that. Can you give me a sample of this?
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: I want a sample of that and they'll be like
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: that's a lot. I was like, yes, a conditioner.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 6: Condition this is very expensive.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: This is like this is like value.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, I'm going to be a new person.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 6: And then this, this is from Korea.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: This is there. This will feel like needles on your face.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 6: You have to stick them in your face.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, it's a it's a topical solution where it
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: will feel like there are needles in your face. That's
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: that's k beauty right there. What does that feel like
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: like needles going into your face?
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 14: Bridge, I'm so excited for you to look like a
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 14: Korean woman.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: I just got back from Korea and it's it is
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: the beauty standard there is so insane.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 6: Oh well, the SPF alone.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: True are very popular.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 6: Oh prepare in particular, I think would really take.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 12: Off, you know, like a woman driving a convertible.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: Dupin like that.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 6: But the only free uh sample I am aware of
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 6: that I should get the word out is Seize candy.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 6: If you go to Seize candies, they have to give
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 6: you a free sample, and you can select any type
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 6: you want. Don't let them push the uh the raspberry
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 6: fudge on. You get whatever you want, they have to
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 6: give it to you.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 15: I would say that any store you can get a
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 15: free sample.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 6: If you have a gun.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 15: Now, I'm just saying, like any.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: Sort of situation like that where it's sort of like
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: there's things in bulk, of course you have to sample.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: Excuse me, yes, in this economy, come on, ask I have.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: That justification, Just like that's in bulk.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 6: You have to give so many of them. I see
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 6: the bulk before me.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: Give me one, just share.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 12: I have a friend who works in pr in fashion.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 12: Sorry brag.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 6: Oh god.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 14: And back when I used to have an active career,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 14: he used to send me Abercrombie and Fitch stuff. And
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 14: now I still sometimes will be like, hey, can I
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 14: get some more Abercrombie and Fitch? And I get a
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 14: package of Abercrombia fish every six months.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 12: Yes, and Fitch.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: This is the in Obama said, the audacity to hope, right,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: I'm talking about the audacity to ask. Just ask. You'd
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: be surprised, guys.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 6: I feel like people, especially with ice cream samples, get
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 6: really sensitive about They're like, you shouldn't do.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: That, Yes you should, yes, why not?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 12: You know what? Let them?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 6: Let them, thank you, thank you?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: Let them.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 6: That's kind of my philosophy. I thought of that. Let's
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 6: get this podcast up on the charts. Someone's having a problem,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 6: let them. Yeah, genius advice.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 14: If someone hates your guts, let them.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 6: If somebody's bleeding, go ahead and let them their problem.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 14: You gay men make fun of Melroth Glenn and Doyle
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 14: glennon Doyle.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 12: Right, Okay, we can cut this part of the pod.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 12: I'm more of a Vene brown stand.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 6: It shows, it really shows. Okay, I've got all my samples.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 6: Here and now I opened this.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: Yes, please please, I wrote on the outside.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 6: Let's see it says to Bridger, may every uh neck,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 6: every neck you sip on behavior. I like that.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 5: I like that.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 6: Wonderful, happy to do it's okay, sorry, okay did you
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 6: think of that? This is tough?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: So beautiful? Thank you?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 6: Oh yes, the American Mirage. Wait this is your book?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 15: Okay what kim right?
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 12: This is not me.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 6: It's like I thought I knew. It's like, this is
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 6: so embarrassing for me.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: No, this is what's crazy. So this is UNGI kim
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 5: my doppelganger on the internet. Yes, she's a sociologist. So
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: she started going to Harvard when I started doing improv.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 6: That's a tough. That's tough.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 15: And so I've really watched both of our careers.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: And not that one is better than the other. I
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: got a commercial, she got into the Annenberg School of Communication.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: She graduated from Harvard. I made a house team at I.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: Oh she yeah, Now she teaches at Columbia and all
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: this stuff. It's like it's really really wonderful. And the
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: thing is she because I started doing improv, I started,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: I I have a I'm on a database of improvisers.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 15: Sure, it's called Chicago dot improv dot whatever.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 6: And check it out.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: Because my name, because my name is in there. My
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: I am the first Ungi Kim to show up.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 6: Wow, I'm Google this is she must be so many
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 6: she's Oh my god.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: She's furious, furious. She started paying someone to push her.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 12: Oh.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: I don't blame her. I don't blame her. She is
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 5: the better on G.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 6: But but she's still losing until she gets number one.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: I mean she's very close with this book, I hope, so,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: I mean, this is why I think I initially kind
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: of was like a hater, like she was like a
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 5: nemesis of mine, you know. And now because she's doing
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: so well, I'm realizing I should really be a bigger person.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 6: And uh no no no no no no no no
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 6: no keep attack attack attack. Have you read the book?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 14: No?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 8: What's like?
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 6: This is a deeply jealous person.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 14: Giving Giving someone a book is a chore. Here's a
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 14: book I didn't read.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 6: But you, I mean, you put some money in her pocket.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 5: I did. This is the This is so psychotic. Okay.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 5: I pre ordered the book because she said that she
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 5: was going to sign it, and I want her to
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: write my name.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 6: Did you do it?
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 8: No?
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 5: This is what I mean, Like, she's smart, why she
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: went to Harvard? This how.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 6: But this actually is something that I might want to read.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 15: It is very fascinating. I read the back of it.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 6: The back is just praise for the book. It's not even.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: And it's just fuel for me.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 6: Oh what reality shows are you three watching right now?
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: I am watch? I did just begin Mormon Lives of Mormon.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 6: This is the eternal problem for this show. That was
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 6: bad producing on their part. No one will ever really
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 6: know the name of the show, Secret Lives of Mormon.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 6: Let's all say it together, cries we got it. I
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 6: think we got it. Oh so you started that?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: I did. I got to episode two, I think.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 6: Of season two.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: Watch there's a second time.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 6: You've got a very, very long road.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: I am blown away the pacing of the first episode.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: I could not believe.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 14: Well the buck line, Richard, I'm so maxed out on
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 14: Salt Lake City on my television. Like they're always like,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 14: We're hosting this cute event, this event space in Salt
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 14: Lake and I'm like, this is a fucking Benny Hannah,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 14: Like this is Bennegan's You fucking idiots.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 6: They really are going to like the skating rink I
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 6: went to in middle school. Right, it's not impressed like.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 12: You're in a book. It abpo man like this is
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 12: not some cool restaurant.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 15: But they all look incredible.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 5: It looks I know, I when I I I visited
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: my friend out in Salt Lake and I couldn't help
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: but notice, like all the medi spas boat like.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 6: Kind of South Korea.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: I thought it was strange. I thought I thought it
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 5: was strange, and I looked it up. It is the place.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: It's even more than South Korea really with passive surgery
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: per capital, per capita, not overall, you know, but because
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 5: it's like it's is every street strip.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 6: Mall, your young everywhere. It's everywhere, but it was really
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 6: your beauty lab and laser most of all. I've been
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 6: there a number of times and never gotten a treatment.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 6: I just go and get my picture taken if you
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 6: for those of you do who don't know, one of
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 6: the Salt Lake City housewives owns a chain of beauty lamps.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: What would we call them meddie spots.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 6: Meds spots. You've just said med spots. And I've been
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 6: there over and over. They have kind of a Soviet feel.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 6: If you go in them, it's a little like this
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 6: is medical care. What's going on? But Heathergay reach out?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 5: Uh, I love that though. I love all those Because
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 5: all the mommy bloggers are Mormons.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 6: There's a very weird Utah has a secret shadow grip
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 6: on the country. It's true through mommy bloggers.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: And any any mommy blogger that you followed that has
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 5: more than three children, Investigate, investigate. I did it, and
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 5: I did uncovered a lot of Mormons. I'm just saying,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: I'm like, how are they having six kids in New York?
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: Study Paul, Yeah, the Mormon I do think.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 6: I was just telling somebody there's we need to launch
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 6: a streaming platform for purely Utah content. There is so
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 6: much at this point that everybody's loving it. Good for us,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 6: finally we do something right. Everyone's shaking their heads.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: I'm just saying, I'm gonna start this jello head slander.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 6: It's gonna destroy all of the goodwill.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 14: You just want to like full of fade, done away
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 14: and network. You're like, we'll get a five share.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 6: Okay. Was there anything left to say about the gifts?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 6: I've had some chicken. It was it's backstage. I've got
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 6: the netty pot for the future. I will experiment some samples.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 6: I'm starting my life over. Yeah.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 15: I love buying stuff and thinking you're gonna be like
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 15: a different person.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that illusion at least on the drive home.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: I bought a book on It's called Healing Trauma Through Writing, and.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 6: It was.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: Get you know again. I read the back of it.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 5: I guess I'm kind of revealing myself to not be
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 5: able to read. But you can hope, and that's important. Well,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 5: I think we should play a game. We're gonna play
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 5: Gift or a Curse.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 6: Let me get my computer open here, and this is
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 6: I'll probably have to take the glove off in order
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 6: to access my computer. Oh god, I do set the
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 6: mic down. This is why you need a producer. You
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 6: can't travel alone.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 14: Like forty five minutes later, but oh.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: You got the touch id. Motherfucker got the touch id.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 14: Because it's like you give a kid a controller and
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 14: you're like, you're playing the game.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 12: There's no computer there. Bridge he's staring at a blank screen.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 6: Okay, could we get the slides if that is an option?
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 6: This is how we play Gift or a Curse. I
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 6: don't know how this is even gonna play out.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: What can you mean by that?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 6: Oh they're over here? Well the technology, Wait, these are
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 6: don't look at that. You're getting too much information. You're
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 6: getting too much information?
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 12: Oh god, you okay?
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 6: What is this?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 12: So I had a few drinks?
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 6: Take it to go? No, this is how we play
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 6: gift a curse. I'm going to name some things and
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 6: you're going to tell me if they're a gift or
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 6: a curse, and why then I'll tell you if you're
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 6: right a wrong and you're competing against each other, so be
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 6: as blood thirsty as possible. Number one, and you've already
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 6: seen the picture, which is such a shame gift or
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 6: a curse? Watching a stranger's car. Get toad and you
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 6: can go first.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: Gift, Why is a gift?
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 6: Tell me why? Oh well you don't tell me why?
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 5: Well it's also I at a point in my life
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 5: got a parking ticket every day and I was working
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: at a a like a telephone like call center, and
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 5: I was late every day, and I parked in a
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 5: spot I wasn't supposed to every day, and I got
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: a fifty dollars ticket every day, and and I didn't
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: pay it every day. So I got my car towed
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 5: pretty regular, right, And so I've experienced this.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 15: And I've seen people and the way they like.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 5: The sort of like pity and like the contempts. It's
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 5: all I'm mixed in is they watched me kind of
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 5: like frantically, you know, beg the driver please stop, you know,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 5: and you know, I'm just like, I'm just a little girl,
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 5: you know. So I think it's just like it would
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 5: be a gift for me to see that live. I'm
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 5: gonna be on the other side of the bar, right,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 5: but I don't have Sean Freud. It's just, you know,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 5: just that's a more personal thing.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 6: Claire, what do you think?
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm answering about the same one.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 6: I would hope. So okay, I'm gonna start stalking the stage,
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 6: by the way, just to make this a little more
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 6: high stakes.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: Oh god, it's really Bizarry.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: It's so menacing.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: I would say, like the tunic, this looks like you're
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: about to ask us to like drink kool aid a.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 14: You legitimately look like you've been institutionalized.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: Claire, quit dodging, so sorry, so sorry. I guess I
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: would say a curse just because I feel bad for them.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: I don't drive. I never got my license because I'm
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: scared of it. Thank you, thank you. I'm not gonna
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: be a little too proud. Forty two never drove. We're
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: two bitches.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 5: Because you're afraid.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: I'm scared of it.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: I took the driver's tests and everything, but when I
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: got behind the wheel, it just scares the fuck out
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: of me.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 6: It's a very scary thing.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 5: I would say this. I've been in a lot of accidents.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's why I'm scared.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 5: Let me just say this. All of them might fall.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: It's okay, it's fine, it's crazy, it's okay, are very safe.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: Okay, thank you.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 12: This this will now basically drive themselves.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: So I guess I think I don't know enough. I
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: when I hear anything about cars like turn off, and
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't drive it. I don't know that shit.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: So I don't really know think about this. But I'll
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: say curse because I guess that makes me feel bad.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 6: Okay, okay, okay, Brendan.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 12: I'm gonna say curse.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 14: And here's why I have studied Buddhism, and I only
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 14: bring it up to brack and and in Buddhism, you
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 14: want no harm, to do it throughout the day, to
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 14: do no harm on yourself and no harm on others.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 14: And if someone is getting towed, that is a harmful
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 14: day for them. And I have too much empathy to
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 14: witness something like that. I refuse to read the news.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 14: I am. I'm completely oblivious to what's going on. People
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 14: are like, have you seen the markets? And I'm like
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 14: our peaches in season? And uh, And that's because my
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 14: empathy is too deep.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 6: Okay, But like.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: What if the tow truck driver was going to lose
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: his job if he didn't toe that car?
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 12: Though it's so real, that's why I can't see it.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 12: I get you. I just a man trying to do
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 12: his job in America.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 6: The answer is cursed, curse. I genuinely think towing a
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 6: car is maybe top three things worse things humans have
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 6: learned to do to each other. What an evil concept.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 14: When I'm driving and there's a car in in I
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 14: don't know if it's like this in Chicago, but there
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 14: are lanes during traffic time, high traffic time, there are
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 14: for no parking, and when somebody leaves their car in
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 14: them and we have to all go around it.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 12: I'm like, tell.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 6: It.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 14: Or if somebody parks in a handicap can I can
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 14: you still say that? If someone parks in a differently
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 14: abled spot, tell it.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 6: If somebody parks so I.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 12: Like the pacing two.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 6: Keep the audience on their tones. Uh, I understand this,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 6: But there should be a sign they put in the
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 6: car to let us know. This is why it wasn't
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 6: just somebody was having a hard day.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 12: What let's go, Diva.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 6: The signs in the car? Whilese they're towing it.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 14: Sh I am obsessed with you.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 12: There are signs.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 6: Are you a tow truck driver?
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 12: There are signs right in a park.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 6: It's happening. You have the tow truck lobby in the
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 6: audience tonight. Okay, well, are you got that wrong? So
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 6: you've fallen behind? Okay? Number two gift or a curse?
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 6: Concert footage on phones?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: Concert? Oh, this is a curse. This is the curse.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: This is the curse.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 14: What are you doing with all that footage? How much
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 14: day do you have? Is it in the cloud? How
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 14: are you You're getting screwed over by big data if
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 14: you're paying to back up all that concerts?
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: I just want to meet the person who's going home
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: and watching it, like, who's like I can't wait to
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: get back into that T Swift concert. I mean, I
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: guess she made a movie of hers.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 6: But okay, and Andrew.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 15: Oh, I just I will say this, the etiquette a.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 5: Concert when they're doing that right, it's just like you're
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: fucking it up for the rest of us. Yes, And also.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's filming from the crowd the rest of us.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 12: I feel like we're like a town hall. We're getting
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 12: people riled up.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 6: One of these people will be president.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 5: And I will also say this, like there's something about
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 5: experiencing music like that live, you know that it can
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 5: be very spiritual. For me, I went to go see
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 5: New Kids on the Block and and I am not
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 5: a really just person, and to be in n mass
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 5: like that in community with a bunch of other middle
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 5: aged women and they're upset daughters, it's just really incredible.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 5: And like the thing is like they're missing out on
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 5: it right just because they're looking at their phone. I
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: will say, I think they shall lock it up. Lock
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 5: it up.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 14: There are some concerts where people aren't doing it, Like
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 14: I went to a Regina Spector concert recently. Everyone sat
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 14: the whole concert. Oh big arena, everyone's sitting. I was like,
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 14: I'm obsessed with the Regina inspectors fans being.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 12: Like, we're not standing, we're sitting.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 5: Wait did she did?
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: She?
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 15: Did she stop all like bar service as well.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: During the show.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 12: I don't I don't drink.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 14: Okay, well, okay, it's because I was too fun.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 17: Yift.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 6: It's a gift. This is what I'm gonna say. I understand,
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 6: but I think everybody should be allowed twenty seconds to
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 6: just film. It's your favorite song, get your little bit,
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 6: and then put your phone away. I think there's nothing
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 6: wrong with that if you get to take one picture,
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 6: twenty seconds of footage, and then you've got a little
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 6: gift for later. People standing there and are doing a no,
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 6: I need you. You're the ones to have to learn
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 6: these people agree with me. No, absolutely not. I want
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 6: to look. You're both all three of you in the eyes. Gift, gift, gift, wrong,
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 6: it's a gift. Okay.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 12: So I guess when I went.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: I saw a concert recently, and I did feel so
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: guilty that I just like try to like sneak a pick,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: so I only have blurry fucking photos.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 6: That's okay, that's all you need, thank you, that's all.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 5: Yes, you know, I just I know, I think I
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 5: don't even have I don't have pictures of my children's
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 5: birthdays because I'm so present.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 6: Okay, let's get to the next one. This is the
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 6: final one. Gift or a curse, the unexplored depths of
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 6: the ocean.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 5: Curse. Curse?
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 6: Why curse?
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean we all know it's we all know
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: that's that's where that's that's where the evil is, right, uh,
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 5: but we know, like that's like it's like it's very hot,
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 5: and I think I mean the way that that's the
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 5: primordial soup, right, that's like out of which a dinosaur come. Like,
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 5: I don't know, don't thank you. It's very dangerous. It's
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 5: like to me, the vastness of space is I would
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 5: prefer to explode into like a million pieces into the
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 5: atmosphere versus being slowly crushed as I get into the darkness,
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 5: you know what I mean, Like James Cameron, Shit.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 14: No, it's actually also not slow. It happens really quickly.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 14: Remember when we were trying to find it, trying to
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 14: find those people out, Oh.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, to the old.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 12: It was like my butthole at the Grabby's.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 6: Do you have answers?
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: I will say gift just because imagine the screensavers way
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: so cute and beautiful. The screensavers that we're getting with
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: current ocean ship that we found gorgeous. Imagine if we
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: get a camera down there, screensaver, bridger screensaver, what are
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: your computer screensaver?
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 6: Submarine.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 12: I'm gonna say it's a gift.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 14: And here's why I am a history buff and I
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 14: love history. I love learning about all the different eras.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 14: And there were so many shipwrecks and when we explore
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 14: the depths of the ocean, we find the shipwrecks, and
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 14: we learned so much about how humans used to lived.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 5: Come to show off, but that okay, but that what
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 5: you're describing are is not the depths. It's not the
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 5: Mariana Trench.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 15: It's not you're you're describing sort of like the lighter side.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 3: Right if the la of oceans, if a boat got
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: that deep, it was trying to go that deep, it was.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 6: Well the correct answer gifts. I love that they unexplored
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 6: depths of the ocean. The mystery, the intrigue, the romance,
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 6: who knows what's in there? Could be really fun.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 5: Romance the Romans. How do you know the romance the
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 5: Heart of the Ocean? I heard the heart of Teffedi? Yeah,
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 5: I heard about it.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 12: Do you say Taffedi?
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's Mahana. But it's just like, what, who are
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 5: you romancing in there?
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 6: We don't know. We gotta bring the.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 3: Dice, bring the trick dice. Trying to fuck someone in
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: the depth ocean?
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, what if you tricked the.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 3: Fish in you in the depth of the ocean and
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: I got a screen saver of it. I can't wait, and.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 6: You completely lost the game.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 5: But that's an elite group, every single one wrong.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 6: Claire and Brendan. You kind of just did a wishy
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 6: washy So that's nothing to be proud of either.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 12: Shut up, you Mormon pieces ship.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 6: It's a yellow mouth. Thank you. Well, I don't we're
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 6: not answering a question. These are they? We had some
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 6: beautiful in depth answers here. We've got some gorgeous gifts.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 6: I'm we're gonna we're gonna wrap this up. I can't
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 6: drive you. I need to respect your time. I'll go
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 6: for another hour and a half. Let's see how you feel.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 6: I can't I can't in good conscience as someone who
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 6: will leave a three hour movie an hour and a
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 6: half in. It's a good trick. I'm you gotta try it.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 6: I can't go over an hour and a half. That's
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 6: you know. I've everyone the bad ratings that would come
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 6: in for the podcast. It would crush me. So this
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 6: is we're gonna this is such a sad.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 8: Way and.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 12: Trying to land the plane.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 5: I'm like, are you a kind of announced some.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 12: Sort of transitioning into an.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: He's the guy who on the plane?
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 6: You're gonna answer one listener question. We'll answer a quick
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 6: Oh good, Okay, let's get into the doc. Okay, okay,
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 6: this is a good this is a good question, and
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 6: we don't know who it's from. Okay, hello Bridger and
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 6: Conniving guest, this I mean the rudeness? Ah, I twenty
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 6: nine female cannot stop thinking about and missing my ex.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 6: It's driving me crazy. How can I move on and
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 6: get over him? And to not put a name? This
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 6: is a dangerous email.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: Is this person here?
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 6: Uh no, well, we don't know. Suddenly there's like a
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 6: target on my head.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 12: Sort of a universal feeling.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 6: Let's how do we help this person who is a
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 6: danger to themselves and another person.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 5: I mean, according to you, they should go to the
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 5: depths of the ocean.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 6: If they're a billionaire. If they're a billionaire, send them
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 6: down and see what happens.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 3: Uh did they say how long it had been?
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 6: No, they didn't give enough. They didn't get you know,
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 6: they were tight with the email. They didn't have a
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 6: lot to spend on this email. So oh, it felt
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 6: like you were going to say something.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 14: I kind of feel like I have this philosophy. It's
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 14: called let you, And basically it's like, if you are
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 14: fixated on your ax, let you.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 12: Be, yeh, let you be. What's the worst that could happen?
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 14: You think about them forever, and then you don't meet
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 14: somebody new.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 12: Let you let you?
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 5: I would agree. I would let yourself wallow and like
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 5: really do the deep dive on Insta, like do all
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 5: the stuff that you know is bad, like get there,
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 5: be depressed, go dog.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 6: I still do.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 12: I still do check ups on my eyes.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 15: I would say, you put in a like.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 5: An event, you put in an alarm into your phone
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 5: a week, three days? What have you?
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 15: And you fucking when a ding ding dings?
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 6: You're done?
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 5: I just I would say that, like truly, Like there's
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 5: something about crossing me off on.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 15: A task list that is so erotic that I think.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 6: That.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 5: I think, like, yeah, I'm.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: Trying to figure out how I would set an alarm
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 3: on my phone for a week from today.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 5: You put it in your g COL Honey, what are
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 5: you worry about?
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 3: I'm young and stupid. I have my iPhone alarm and
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 3: that's all I have is my calendar.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 6: But then the alarm will go off, Yes, of course,
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 6: like ding dings. How are you doing this? Pot? Guess
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 6: everyone wants to know. It's a good question.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 5: If you're not using gCO. But yeah, I think you
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 5: have to allow yourself like a week whatever. For everyone,
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 5: it's a little different. Yeah, but I think that allowing
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 5: yourself to just be as gross as possible.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I have heard that that's a good method to
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 3: purge it out.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: Also, you could find somebody new to obsess over, and
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 3: somebody else find a new target the x before this one.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 6: Oh that's a cherry move. I'm back.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 12: She's thinking I'm bad.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 6: Thinking about ya.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 5: I mean, you guys know this right, Like on your
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 5: Instagram stories, when you start clocking that stuff, you're like, oh,
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 5: something happened when you see like an old axe like
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 5: kind of like popping up again. And you know what
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 5: I mean, You're like, oh, something happened and I love it.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 12: What do you mean like somebody's dead? What do you mean.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 3: They logged into his Instagram to see who he knows.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 5: No, it's just like either they broke up, like he's
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 5: fallen on hard times, you know, like I that's a job,
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 5: Like something's that going good? And he's returned to look
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 5: at your stories the scene.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 6: Okay, that seems right. Yeah, it seems to engage with
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 6: your content. That's good.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 5: It's just it is. Yeah, there's something about that feels
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 5: really good though.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 3: To you it feels good.
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  Speaker 5: No, but like if you ever want to wound up
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  Speaker 5: on like the they're like mother in law's like Instagram
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  Speaker 5: page or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, sure no, especially if they're old.
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  Speaker 5: They don't know how to make it private.
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  Speaker 6: Andie this is being recorded, this won't be published. Audience.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I feel like I feel like they got
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  Speaker 6: their answer. Get over him, come on psycho on that note. Everybody.
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  Speaker 6: I'm so glad you could come here. I'm so thrilled,
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  Speaker 6: and I wish there was another way to end a
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  Speaker 6: podcasts other than to say it's over, let's just do
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  Speaker 6: one more question.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm just being conscious of your feelings.
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  Speaker 6: That's more physical.
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  Speaker 12: I'm my next shows not till ten, so I have
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  Speaker 12: like a little bit of time. I have one I'm
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  Speaker 12: just gonna show at nine thirty, so this will be
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  Speaker 12: the last one.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, this will be the last one, and look at it.
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  Speaker 6: He's an advocate for you, and as am I just
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  Speaker 6: in a different way, a different way. Okay, this one.
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  Speaker 6: This is more gift oriented, and this is says I
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  Speaker 6: am a dog groomer and like to give my clients
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  Speaker 6: small gifts during the holidays. I'm giving you and I
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  Speaker 6: and guest and producer on Lisa's not here Onalas doesn't
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  Speaker 6: get to help head start at brainstorming. Okay, so this
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  Speaker 6: person is lazy. I usually do a small ornament with
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  Speaker 6: a pick of their dog and a card. I feel
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  Speaker 6: like the pick of a dog gift is getting redundant.
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  Speaker 6: So I've seen groomers do own other copying people. So
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  Speaker 6: I've seen groomers do nose print or paw ornaments. Do
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  Speaker 6: you have any new and fun ideas for gifts for
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  Speaker 6: your specific that are specific to your love pet. Thank you,
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  Speaker 6: and that's from E.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, we should have ended the show about that.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 6: I got an absolute Now we're.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 14: Just giving advice to a small business owner. The tariffs
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 14: are gonna kill you mean order the soap.
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  Speaker 6: Now, this person is what are we supposed to say?
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  Speaker 6: Those are all of the dog and pet things you
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  Speaker 6: could possibly I mean they are collecting the dog's fur
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  Speaker 6: around the place.
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  Speaker 5: And what do you want them to do with that?
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 6: Stick with me that it's all in the drain collecting.
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  Speaker 6: We're creating a gorgeous little personalized This is all the
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 6: dog here I collected over the year of your dog.
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  Speaker 6: There we go, we clap. We're excited about this idea.
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  Speaker 14: Thank you all so much for coming to Bridges little
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  Speaker 14: showgo so gross.
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  Speaker 6: Do you have any ideas, like you have a single
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  Speaker 6: I didn't hear a single idea I know.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is like, this is what I
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  Speaker 3: always would to wish for on Christmas, that you would
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  Speaker 3: come home and they'd be like, Santa left one more gift.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe you're Santa.
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  Speaker 6: Santa came back. Okay, okay, oh let's see this is great. Okay,
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  Speaker 6: this is how did this get on St. Okay, this
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  Speaker 6: is oh sweetness. Anyone who struggles with you becoming your
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 6: best self shouldn't get a front row seat to your
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 6: glorious show. Oh oh so I'm not. I hope we're
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 6: all hearing this. This says Bridger. I don't struggle with
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 6: you becoming your best self, which is why I'm front
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  Speaker 6: row for your glorious show. Oh I'm sorry about the gift,
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 6: but it's for your green bag. Oh no, this is
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 6: a big controversy you three won't know about, but I
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 6: refuse to learn. Yeah, I'm being gas lit by in
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 6: my entire audience about the color of a bag, which
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 6: is green. I'm sorry about the gift, but it's for
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 6: your green bag. No need to worry about a leaky
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 6: bought from Rachel. So let's see what's happening here.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe that.
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  Speaker 6: Ooh, look at all of this hot sauce. This is
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 6: probably fifty packs of chilula, which.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, wow, if you have a bag and you don't
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 7: have hot sauce in it, why do you have a bag?
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  Speaker 6: It was what a lovely gift. Thank you, Rachel, wherever
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  Speaker 6: you are. Oh God, bless Now I've got all my
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 6: hot sauce. I wish I should have brought the bag.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 6: I should have brought the bag. What a shame? Wait
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 6: did I bring you?
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  Speaker 12: Throw that on some of the chicken?
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't bring the bag.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 5: I'll make it wetter.
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  Speaker 6: This is the end of the podcast.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 5: I love you all.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 6: Goodbye, Thank you all, thank you, thank you. I said,
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 6: no Gifts is an exactly right production. Our senior producer
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 6: is on Alisa Nelson, and our episodes are beautifully mixed
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 6: by Ben Holliday. The theme song is by miracle Worker
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 6: Amy Mann, and we couldn't do it without our booker,
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 6: Patrick Cottner. You must follow the show on Instagram at
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 6: I said no gifts, that's where you're going to see
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 6: pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 6: you want to see the gifts line?
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 5: Why did you hear? Gonta man?
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 4: Myself perfectly clear, But you're a guest to me.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 5: You gotta come to me empty And I said, no guests, your.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 3: Presences presents and I already too much.
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  Speaker 5: Stop So how do
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 3: You dare to surbey me?