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The Woody Show April 20th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What's due to the graphic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 2: the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now in session. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: what's good? Everybody?
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  Speaker 3: What up?
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  Speaker 4: Today is Monday, April the twentieth, twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 2: We are the Woody Show. Whatdy? That's Greg Gory? Al Right?
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  Speaker 4: We got Menace grad a right, Sea Bass is here.
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  Speaker 4: We've got Sammy is our executive producer. We got Morgan
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  Speaker 4: our associate producer, vonn is a video producer, and then
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  Speaker 4: we got Bort Menchi the Woody Show production department. Dumbass
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  Speaker 4: Tyler is here. Thank you for being here and giving
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  Speaker 4: and of course good old fashioned email, which is email
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  Speaker 4: at the woodieshow dot com. Yeah, now, Greg was kind
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  Speaker 4: of sharing a little bit and peace. We don't have
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  Speaker 4: the full story yet, Yeah, it's a speaking of whoes,
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  Speaker 4: by the way, complicated.
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  Speaker 2: Story about let's call her a whore. I was going
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  Speaker 2: I was going to leave names out, but it is
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  Speaker 2: totally public record. It's not a brand new thing. But
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  Speaker 2: I have a friend I'll only use first names. His
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  Speaker 2: name is Ron. He used to be the number one
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  Speaker 2: talk show host the city. I grew up in San Francisco.
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  Speaker 2: Big deal. I found out he moved recently, so I
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  Speaker 2: texted him and said, Hey, I didn't know you moved
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  Speaker 2: days go by. Haven't heard back from him yet. So
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  Speaker 2: I told another friend, a mutual friend of Ron, said Hey,
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  Speaker 2: I've texted Ron. Haven't heard back from him. And the
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  Speaker 2: response was, Oh, he's probably busy disowning his daughter. What
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  Speaker 2: what does that mean? Oh, you haven't heard about his
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  Speaker 2: daughter and what has going on. She's in the news
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  Speaker 2: and is in the court system. So it turns out
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  Speaker 2: the daughter again first name is only Laura. Met this
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  Speaker 2: guy from the TV show The Bachelor, Clayton Eckard. I
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  Speaker 2: believe his name is.
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  Speaker 5: I've watched him.
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  Speaker 2: I've never watched it either, but apparently he is, so
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  Speaker 2: it's Echard. They met and apparently either went on a
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  Speaker 2: date or dated for a little while. Yeah, that's the guy, Gina.
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  Speaker 2: Then she claims, Hey Clayton, I'm pregnant with twins and
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  Speaker 2: I want money from you. And he said, I don't
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  Speaker 2: think that's possible. We only did mouth parties. So she
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  Speaker 2: takes him to court and the court requires her to
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  Speaker 2: furnish proof of being pregnant. So she gives over medical documents,
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  Speaker 2: says yep, I'm pregnant. And she's saying I want money.
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  Speaker 2: I want money, and she is money. I want money.
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  Speaker 2: That's the rub. She's not pregnant. She falsified medical records,
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  Speaker 2: lied about the whole thing. That was months and months
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  Speaker 2: and months of back and forth in what Clayton claims
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  Speaker 2: this harassment, right and saying that this was just a
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  Speaker 2: big fraud case.
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  Speaker 5: It's harassment.
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  Speaker 2: She falsified records, she play not plagiarize, what is it
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  Speaker 2: called when you lie in the stand? Committed perjury. So
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  Speaker 2: now she's facing legal problems because of that, because those
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  Speaker 2: are crimes. And it turns out Clayton's not the first guy.
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  Speaker 2: She's done this too to another guy. No, she did
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  Speaker 2: it apparently to another three guys who to the point
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  Speaker 2: where they made this community called victims of her name,
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  Speaker 2: and now she's facing charges in this new city that
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  Speaker 2: she lives in.
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  Speaker 4: Why are you should why are you disguising names?
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  Speaker 6: Off?
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  Speaker 2: It's a public case. I just didn't want to say
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  Speaker 2: Laura Owens, I went to victims. Yeah, isn't that weird?
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  Speaker 4: It is the kind of stuff that Gina loves to
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  Speaker 4: read about it.
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  Speaker 2: It's so layered and complicated. But apparently, like there, she
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  Speaker 2: went back to the court and thought she could exonerate
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  Speaker 2: herself by saying I'm no longer pregnant. That's what she
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  Speaker 2: said so much, And the judge said, well, it's not
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  Speaker 2: that easy. You can't just say you're no longer pregnant.
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  Speaker 2: You gave us medical records that were falsified allegedly in
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  Speaker 2: a court in.
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  Speaker 5: A course, doesn't sound very ALLEGI.
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  Speaker 2: And then when this story came out, I guess it's
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  Speaker 2: because he was on The Bachelor that became more high profile.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, other guys came forward and said, hey, I
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  Speaker 2: wasn't on the Bachelor, But guess what happened to me too?
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  Speaker 1: Was she not on a list somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: And now she somehow And I haven't read her story,
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  Speaker 2: but Apparently she has this blog where she's claiming that
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  Speaker 2: she's the victim. Of course he's you know.
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  Speaker 5: Well, a lot of these things, Greg, if they do
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  Speaker 5: it once, they the women kind of get just kind
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  Speaker 5: of like let go. Yeah, quite frankly, I mean this happened,
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  Speaker 5: like Trevor Bauer is not a good guy, but this
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  Speaker 5: happened to him. Yeah, he was straight up blackmailed the
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  Speaker 5: picture for the Dodgers. She just got kind of let go.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I don't know this to be true or not,
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  Speaker 2: but maybe she did this to other people and she
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  Speaker 2: needs a good spanking. Was successful, You're a whore.
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  Speaker 7: I think there's a lot of guys I've gone through this.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, from her, I'm assuming that she might have been successful.
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  Speaker 2: I never had a.
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  Speaker 4: Checker fake pregnancy. I did have the one girlfriend who
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  Speaker 4: lied about having cancer answered.
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  Speaker 1: I just looked at.
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  Speaker 8: The one little paragraph, like three sentences about her, it says.
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  Speaker 8: Laura Owens self recorded a ted X talk entitled The
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  Speaker 8: Life Saving Power of Kindness to Stranger.
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  Speaker 5: Apparently, it says.
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  Speaker 8: In her talk, Laura Owens shared her personal story of
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  Speaker 8: escaping an abusive relationship, highlighting how a simple act of
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  Speaker 8: kindness from a stranger on a plane changed her life. However,
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  Speaker 8: many of the details of the story have been debunked
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  Speaker 8: by court records, so she.
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  Speaker 5: Can't stop lying.
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  Speaker 2: Kidding.
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  Speaker 5: This happened to Eddie van Halen when he was right
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  Speaker 5: before he married Valery Bartnelly. Remember guys pregnancy.
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  Speaker 2: She claimed.
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  Speaker 4: He had a reference, Remember I made a reference about
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  Speaker 4: the Big Bang theory reference.
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  Speaker 5: And it's exact same thing. Where he goes to his manager.
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  Speaker 5: He's like, this woman says she's prideate and and Eddie
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  Speaker 5: was very stupid at the time, maybe stillius who knows
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  Speaker 5: and and he's like, yeah, we only had my mouth parties.
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  Speaker 5: But Eddie was so dumb. He's like, could that have happened?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god?
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  Speaker 5: He deserves it. So the horse keeps keep trying the
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  Speaker 5: same tactics. Hors keep horrm when.
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  Speaker 9: Someone files a lawsuit, though, can you not see previous
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  Speaker 9: lawsuits that they filed, Like, I.
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  Speaker 2: Think that's prejudicial, But maybe it's happened without the courts
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  Speaker 2: in the other cases, maybe the guy just said, oh,
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  Speaker 2: you're pregnant, Okay, here's some money.
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  Speaker 4: They call Schneider as a character witness, missus Romano. That's
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  Speaker 4: a joke for a person of a certain age.
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  Speaker 2: Guys, that's right. The show.
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  Speaker 10: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Well, as we mentioned, we are not here live today
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  Speaker 4: because we are doing the live broadcast this afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna be kind of weird being normal. Today is
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  Speaker 2: the Woodie Show after Hours takeover at Disney California Adventure Bar. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: tonight is the night, and.
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  Speaker 4: So we're gonna be doing our broadcast from five pm
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  Speaker 4: until nine pm from the park. So if you're going
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  Speaker 4: to be there, even if you're just going there just
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  Speaker 4: for the day today, you're not part of the takeover.
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  Speaker 4: Starting at five pm, we're gonna be doing our broadcast
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  Speaker 4: from the little plaza that's there right before you get
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  Speaker 4: to Guardians of the Galaxy Mission breakout.
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  Speaker 2: If forget the name of.
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  Speaker 4: That theater, that's right there at the end of Hollywood Boulevard,
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  Speaker 4: And then when you make that kind of sharp turn
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  Speaker 4: to the right, there's that plaza right there on the left,
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  Speaker 4: on the left before you get to Guardians. That's where
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  Speaker 4: our broadcast can be set up. So if you want
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  Speaker 4: to come by and check it out, that's where we're
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  Speaker 4: gonna be.
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  Speaker 2: And I always fall for that painting.
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  Speaker 5: It looks like the sky, uh, huh, you make it
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  Speaker 5: right there.
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  Speaker 4: What was the conspiracy thing that you were talking about?
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  Speaker 9: And I think Keller, Yes, it's been around for a minute,
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  Speaker 9: I guess, but that Helen Keller was a fraud.
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  Speaker 8: Have you guys seen I've seen yes late, yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 8: the last couple of days showing because.
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  Speaker 7: It always it didn't make sense to be honest, Well,
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  Speaker 7: here's the.
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  Speaker 9: Thing is that like it does, though you do have
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  Speaker 9: to fact check it because it's a bunch of like
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  Speaker 9: gen z ors I guess on TikTok who are like,
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  Speaker 9: this doesn't seem right, which is true. But she was
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  Speaker 9: she became deaf and blind when she was nineteen months old.
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  Speaker 9: And they're saying that her teacher is the person who
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  Speaker 9: was like like she was faking it when she was around.
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  Speaker 5: The teacher Annie Sullivan.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but she.
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  Speaker 9: Met her when she was seven, so she already had
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  Speaker 9: been diagnosis. But they were saying that like her there's
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  Speaker 9: like hidden documents that her eyes would show like movement
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  Speaker 9: and like she would react to sound, but only when
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  Speaker 9: her teacher wasn't around.
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  Speaker 1: And that teacher person, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So because I know, like my grandma was quote legally blind,
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  Speaker 4: she could see, but it's like just through like peripheral yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you know vision, and she had to like turn her
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  Speaker 4: head a certain way to see, you know whatever, because
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  Speaker 4: there was a macular degeneration some condition where like the
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  Speaker 4: center was just kind of she couldn't see, so technically
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  Speaker 4: legally blind. So was Helen Keller legally blind or legally deaf?
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  Speaker 4: She could hear or see certain things. Because the part
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  Speaker 4: that I can't make any kind of sense of is
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  Speaker 4: if somebody cannot see anything and cannot hear anything, like
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  Speaker 4: a complete vacuum.
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  Speaker 7: Really, that's the part saying I'm trying to say that
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  Speaker 7: it never made sense. Not the conspiracy doesn't make sense.
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  Speaker 2: How do you teach how to communicate speak? I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I guess there's through touch.
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  Speaker 9: They signed on her hand, right, they did sign language
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  Speaker 9: on her hand.
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  Speaker 4: But what but how but how how is the brain
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  Speaker 4: able to understand anything or as someone who does communicate,
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  Speaker 4: you know, if you've just made up.
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  Speaker 2: Like you've never been able to see or hear, right,
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  Speaker 2: how do you know that like three taps me the
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  Speaker 2: letter E?
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  Speaker 9: Well, because there is the letter yeah exactly. They're like
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  Speaker 9: having her hold water, drink water and then signing water
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  Speaker 9: in her hand, so she knows that's what that is.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, because that's a mask you know with er.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, nobody had that blind girlfriend because you know, thank
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  Speaker 4: God has faced because you know, yeah, like the catcher. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: but and she was very sweet, but she couldn't see.
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  Speaker 4: He's like, you know, giving her like a like something hot.
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  Speaker 2: This is yeah, very sweet what she could hear?
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  Speaker 9: So yeah, but I mean for Helen Keller though, what
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  Speaker 9: they're saying is is that when the teacher was around,
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  Speaker 9: though she acted like she couldn't hear or see anything,
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  Speaker 9: there was no movement, there was no reaction to sound.
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  Speaker 9: And this teacher was bringing her around the country where
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  Speaker 9: she was doing appearances as a disabled person, where she
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  Speaker 9: was making a bunch of money per appearance, and that
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  Speaker 9: was going to the teacher. So they're saying that the writings,
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  Speaker 9: everything that Helen Keller allegedly wrote and all this stuff
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  Speaker 9: was actually the teacher and not her, and that the
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  Speaker 9: whole disabled community really needed someone to like cheer behind
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  Speaker 9: and go, you know, they can still do things and
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  Speaker 9: look at the success that she is because it was
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  Speaker 9: like an industry, if that makes sense.
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  Speaker 11: How do they know what she could see or what
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  Speaker 11: she couldn't see?
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  Speaker 2: How they know what dogs can see.
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  Speaker 11: He's like gen x conspiracy theorists, whereas this.
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  Speaker 1: No, they don't know.
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  Speaker 9: They're just saying it doesn't make sense, the same way
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  Speaker 9: that Menace is going like, yeah, it doesn't add up,
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  Speaker 9: and the same way that like, I guess they say
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  Speaker 9: that that Rosa Parks was a plant and that was
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  Speaker 9: originally a different girl, but they wanted it to be
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  Speaker 9: the appearance of well that was.
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  Speaker 7: Well because the original girl she was pregnant and they
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  Speaker 7: didn't want her.
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  Speaker 8: To be the Yeah but right, Yeah, So basically we
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  Speaker 8: know that that Rosa Parks wasn't alone, like it was
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  Speaker 8: part of like the snick movement.
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  Speaker 12: Right, And that's what they're saying.
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  Speaker 9: Helen Keller was was basically almost like the spokesperson for
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  Speaker 9: this like disabled movement and like saying that they can
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  Speaker 9: still do things and getting like encouragement behind it. And
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  Speaker 9: the whole thing was all based on Helen Keller and
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  Speaker 9: that it was really just a fraud, and because because
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  Speaker 9: her writings and the things they're saying she did and
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  Speaker 9: accomplished was not true, and that she was illiterate and she.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't do those things.
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  Speaker 4: Text co in two two nine seven says, I'm blind.
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  Speaker 4: I still don't understand honestly, really.
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  Speaker 2: How about how that she became such a success, right man,
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  Speaker 2: you could really go down the rabbit hole and so
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  Speaker 2: much of this stuff.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, if that teacher went on yachts and stuff,
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  Speaker 7: it all makes sense.
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  Speaker 13: You know.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, she's just like bringing this girl around and then
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  Speaker 7: and all the money. Hell yeah, yeah, he was in Barbados.
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  Speaker 14: Right.
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  Speaker 9: They're saying that of Helen Keller's writings matched her teachers
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  Speaker 9: until the teacher died, essentially, and then Helen Keller's writing
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  Speaker 9: was like that of a five year old.
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  Speaker 5: It didn't.
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  Speaker 4: It was basically yes, like now so go ahead, let
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  Speaker 4: me hear blame it on the rain, let's go.
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  Speaker 2: Its nothing like, yeah, I'm the actual singers show I
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  Speaker 2: welcome back everybody. Like Gina was, I think very uh
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  Speaker 2: turned on, turned off for more, turned off.
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  Speaker 4: Up with the porn of birthday title Pork's Sword picnic.
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  Speaker 1: It like makes my throat close up pork sword and.
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  Speaker 15: Then helicopter No, you know what I think of I
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  Speaker 15: think of like a pork bob, yeah yeah, or like
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  Speaker 15: you got like a like one of those Brazilian.
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  Speaker 4: Steakhouses and they bring it around good.
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  Speaker 2: It's a sword with pork.
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  Speaker 11: Disgusting.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you have your your your card on green. You say, hey,
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  Speaker 4: can you bring the pork sword back around?
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  Speaker 1: Eat that thing? You just bite it or.
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  Speaker 2: They come around the slice a piece of give.
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  Speaker 4: You've never been to a Brazilian steakhouse. You've never had
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  Speaker 4: a Brazilian Maybe you've never had a pork sword.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, my favorite one is like the salty meat
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  Speaker 7: that they have, I don't know what.
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  Speaker 2: You mean, like like the steak that they kind of
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  Speaker 2: like they packed like a seaw. They make a crust,
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  Speaker 2: a crust on my favorite one.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's a that's a that's pretty good.
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  Speaker 11: Get that pork sword inside you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So, while while the break was going on, Gina then
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  Speaker 4: asked the question of the guys in the room if
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  Speaker 4: we cantly do with our penis the helicopter?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Spin it around?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, or at least flap it back and forth.
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  Speaker 2: Are constantly doing that? No?
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  Speaker 5: Do you never do it?
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  Speaker 4: Nothing, You've never done it.
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  Speaker 5: You'll do it all the time.
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  Speaker 2: You don't do all the time.
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  Speaker 4: I said, well, you guys just like randomly stick stuff
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  Speaker 4: in your vagina.
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  Speaker 5: I mean we're gonna like yeah.
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  Speaker 4: They both said, yeah, but I'm not the question and
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  Speaker 4: that's and that's where the commercial breakain.
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  Speaker 2: Then we had to go back on the year.
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  Speaker 4: So the question I have, I'm not talking about like
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  Speaker 4: you know that time of the month with tampon. I
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  Speaker 4: wouldn't be random, right, I'm thinking just like, oh, I
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  Speaker 4: wonder this table leg will fit right well? Because we
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  Speaker 4: had the question like if you were the opposite sex
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  Speaker 4: for a day, what would you do? I said, I'd
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  Speaker 4: be sticking random stuff in there.
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  Speaker 16: We don't always do it. I'll speak for myself. I
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  Speaker 16: do think about it. And then also, ladies, am I right?
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  Speaker 16: There's times of the month where I'm hornier than other times.
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  Speaker 11: That's that's just biology.
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  Speaker 14: You know.
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  Speaker 16: You look at you look at a pencil and you're like, hmmm,
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  Speaker 16: turning me on right now? You know, really not seriously
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  Speaker 16: turn me on.
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  Speaker 1: But I wonder how many you think I could take that?
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  Speaker 4: So you'll see you'll see a random item on these
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  Speaker 4: days of your extra horny and you're like, you'll not
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  Speaker 4: your are you considering?
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  Speaker 16: Not seriously considering, but you have like putting that in there.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm going to go home and really do
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  Speaker 1: something well.
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  Speaker 8: And like I know, as guys because I've heard it
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  Speaker 8: from a thousand different dudes of like, you'll look at
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  Speaker 8: whatever and be like I could stick my wiener in that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well okay, so I think every guy has uh,
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  Speaker 2: you know, put their wiener in, like the toilet paper.
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  Speaker 2: I would think every.
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  Speaker 11: Guy toilet paper, to roll, okay.
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  Speaker 4: Like empty roll or hang a towel, towels and games.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: You've done this, but it's not like a all the time.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: It's no longer la, it's no longer something new and interesting,
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: like you.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Go home and do the toilet paper thing now right
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: right right?
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: You don't you had you maybe have done that at
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: a point in sometimes, but you.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Still will see things and think, huh.
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah that's what I'm saying.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: I could do that, yeah, or maybe you definitely as.
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: A guy, you don't be like I could put my
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: wiener in there. I about injury low to stuff, Morgan.
• 17:02
  Speaker 7: No, I think about those guys that get you know,
• 17:05
  Speaker 7: caught up in picnic tables at a park or something.
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: You know, yeah, I mean that get stuck together.
• 17:11
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: It's more like, oh, you'd see somebody go yeah I
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: do her. Yeah, you know that kind of thing, but
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: not like just random items. I'm not trying to.
• 17:18
  Speaker 16: Think of the last object that I thought about. Probably
• 17:21
  Speaker 16: a vegetable, yeah, which I've never I've never done that.
• 17:25
  Speaker 16: I know that's big on the porno birthdays, but yeah,
• 17:27
  Speaker 16: like a zucchini or yet you see you in the
• 17:29
  Speaker 16: grocery store and you're like, that's a good shape.
• 17:34
  Speaker 11: Size, perfect one of those like hothouse cucumbers.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know why, Sammy, Like, there's no way participated.
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: Who've done this?
• 17:41
  Speaker 9: I don't know if I like, I've never looked at
• 17:44
  Speaker 9: things and gone like.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: An extra morning pencil.
• 17:47
  Speaker 12: I don't think about sticking things up there.
• 17:50
  Speaker 9: And I think it's just because for medical reasons, I
• 17:52
  Speaker 9: think you'd get an infectional thing.
• 17:54
  Speaker 8: It doesn't occurred to me if a random object is
• 17:57
  Speaker 8: penis shaped, you don't acknowledge it as peenis sheep, like
• 18:00
  Speaker 8: that's falling.
• 18:01
  Speaker 12: I don't think about putting it inside of me.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: And now you're thinking about, you know, doing stuff right,
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: not necessarily with that item.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Is that what you're saying?
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: Yes, like it's a trigger to get you thinking about horn.
• 18:12
  Speaker 16: Yeah, maybe I'm povulating that day, you know, and I'm
• 18:15
  Speaker 16: just instable.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: Well, all's to say that it started with a simple
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: title in the porno birthday for pork Sword pork Sword Picnic,
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: and Tina.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Acted like she was disgusted.
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, closing up.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, most of that conversation would have just normally kind
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: of happened off the air and that would have been it.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: But since we kind of got like interrupted by you know,
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: actually having to turn the MIC's back on and work,
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: now you've got to be a part of it. You're welcome, Yeah,
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: very welcome. Yeah, that's what happens around here.
• 18:42
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: Daily seventy year old guy in central New York says
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: he's lucky to be alive. Three he fell asleep in
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: his living room and he woke up to a car
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: crashing into his house and landing on him.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: And he says, this is the fifth time, wait a second,
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: that a car.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: Is crashed onto his property. And he felt so lucky
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: that he asked the ambulance drivers to stop and get
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: a lotto ticket.
• 19:10
  Speaker 8: Oh my god, does he live like an intersection crazy
• 19:13
  Speaker 8: curve or something.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there was a house kind of where I grew up,
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: near where I grew up, where they end up putting
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: up these big giant, ugly.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: They say they have to put these pillars right.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: Like you know those you see him in front of
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: stores sometimes, like in front of Target, their big red cylinders.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah you know.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: But yeah, what do they call the not pylons ballard?
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Ballard?
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, it's because people would come flying around this
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: curve and they.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Would lose control and the house was just too close
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: to the road.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: People would go on that curve and they would go
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: right into the house and this house, this house ended
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: up getting hit like a number of times.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: So they put these big ballards out there.
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: And then I've seen stories where people will do something
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: like that and then they get sued because they're putting
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: up something dangerous that could kill the driver.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: Okay, but you I mean like like someone like.
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: Right, there's some story where like somebody had that problem
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: in their yard and put a giant rock out there.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Like this is dangerous.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: We're gonna die hitting your rock.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: Well once you try taking it easy around the curve. Yeah.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: The old dude's name is Skip Cunningham.
• 20:18
  Speaker 18: Uh.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: This is a clip of him on the local news
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: telling everybody all about his situation.
• 20:22
  Speaker 17: This is where the couch was. I was laying down
• 20:26
  Speaker 17: watching television. Next thing I know, I woke up my
• 20:30
  Speaker 17: blood running down my head and Kyle laying on top
• 20:34
  Speaker 17: of me. You know, my guys running around saying sorry.
• 20:39
  Speaker 17: I said, we'll call nine one long. I tried to
• 20:41
  Speaker 17: get him to shot at Stuart so I went by
• 20:44
  Speaker 17: a lottery ticket, but they wouldn't shot. Yeah.
• 20:48
  Speaker 7: They was part of that movie that you know, that
• 20:51
  Speaker 7: Neil Diamond cover band movie that was Yeah, it was
• 20:55
  Speaker 7: part of that too, because the house that the cover
• 20:58
  Speaker 7: band lived in was the Torius were getting hit by
• 21:01
  Speaker 7: a car.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: In fact, yeah that is fun. Yeah, timely and injured.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: What'sn't planning on watching it? Injured?
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: One of them?
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: Definitely not one of the people in the band.
• 21:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, so just a little tie in, yeah, apropos Yeah.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: I think after the second time, just move right.
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well yeah, you have to declare that like dead bodies, right, I.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Mean you bought it. Yeah, probably got a screaming good
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: deal in the house though. Yeah, maybe it's notorious. Eight
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: seven seven forty four Woody is the phone number. But
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: how about instead of that sucks, how about a brag
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  Speaker 5: Okay, that's good, you know what I mean, because you.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: Want to you want to keep it. You gotta what
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: are they man, there's a there's a there's a saying
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: that I'm I'm spacing on right now, look on the
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: bright side of life kind of. I mean it's it's uh,
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: it's it's the it's it's just a well, it's it's
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: all about just like keeping perspective, right and.
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: They're starving children, you know, focus on focus on the
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: good things.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so what are the you know, Sea Bass brags
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  Speaker 4: all the time, but like for everybody else, like this
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  Speaker 4: is your chance, Like there's something that you're really happy
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  Speaker 4: about or really excited about, really proud about, and you
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  Speaker 4: get to brag like Sea Bass does and not have
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: to feel bad about it because a lot of times now,
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: you know, people will say, oh, they'll share some some
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: piece of news, some good some good news that they
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: have that they're excited about. I mean people just dog
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: them because well, you know, showing off. I don't think
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: it's really good form to uh to be talking about that,
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: because not everybody has the opportunity to get a new car,
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: you know, that's correct. Yeah, So it doesn't matter what
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: you're excited about. Your chance to brag like Sea Bass
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  Speaker 4: like what are you happy about? Like, what do you
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  Speaker 4: you don't feel bad about Yeah, we want to know.
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  Speaker 4: That will be next hang on. We call it brag
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  Speaker 4: like sea bass because we've all heard it.
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  Speaker 2: You know, every day.
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  Speaker 7: It's just just.
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: Speaking truth and yeah, some people can't handle that, right, yeah, yeah,
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: just unsolicited.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: You know, in this case, we are soliciting. We want
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: to hear, like what you're happy or excited.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: About, something that's good going on, something looking forward to,
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: or something you're proud about. Whatever.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: It is your chance to brag like sea bass because
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: you're dying to tell somebody. And a lot of times
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: now it just seems like we don't we don't celebrate
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: successes because not you know, everybody can't share.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: It's like one of those well.
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: If I give you a piece of candy.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: Right, we don't have one for the entire class.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: Whatever happened in Life's not fair. Yeah, that's the thing
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: that I learned as a kididate It took me so
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: long to just let it sink in. It's not fair. Yeah, life,
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: life is not fair.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: But we are looking for you to brag like Sea
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  Speaker 4: Bass eight seven seven forty four. Woody is the phone number.
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  Speaker 4: You can also text it over to two two nine
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  Speaker 4: eighty seven. Let's say hi to aid in Aiden, brag
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  Speaker 4: like Sea Bass. What do you got for us?
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 24:15
  Speaker 19: So recently, I just bought a controller for DJing. I
• 24:18
  Speaker 19: got into ed M recently and uh, after like a
• 24:21
  Speaker 19: month or two, I saved up and I was able
• 24:23
  Speaker 19: to buy my first controllers. So I've just been nice
• 24:26
  Speaker 19: at home kind of you know, DJing, learning how to
• 24:28
  Speaker 19: how to mix and transition from.
• 24:30
  Speaker 17: Some the song.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Oh that's cool, man.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: There's actually there's a guy that we follow on Instagram
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: and he's always given really good tips on DJM. I'm
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: looking up his h I'm looking up his profile right now.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: What's that jazzy something? No, it's not it's not jazzy.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: We we get a lot of uh because we have
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: DJ Scotti, Fox, DJ J Spinoza, like our our friends.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna find it, and then I'll mention
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: I'll keep looking while we're u while we're doing the segment.
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: But yeah, this guy and he's got like a lot
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: of really good tips on how you can pull off
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: these really cool transitions that these you see these guys
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: do and all these fun man. Yeah, it's it's really cool.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: Hayd And good luck with that, man, and thank you.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: I appreciate that.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: All right, bye, and let's go to Greg. What's up Greg?
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Not you? Greg? Okay? Greg? Greg on the phone? Bro?
• 25:18
  Speaker 11: Greg?
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Other Greg brag like sea Bass, What do you got?
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: I just paid off my house? Oh paid it off?
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: No more mortgage, so yeah, good times, lucky.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: How long did it take in total?
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Oh god, I rather not say quite a bit. Okay,
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: about twenty five years.
• 25:38
  Speaker 7: I mean, okay, that's nice, fantastic, that's awesome, that's great, man.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: At the same time, I mean, with all the ups
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: and downs that the economy has done in the past
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: twenty five years, you know, I almost lost the thing twice.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was able to. I was able to
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: dig back out of almost foreclosure and almost sailed by
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: the county girl, I pick up battle.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: So what are you What are you gonna do with
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: all the the extra money?
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Now, take a vacation for one you know all those years?
• 26:07
  Speaker 15: Yeah you don't.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: You don't.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: You don't have the opportunity to take vacations when you're
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: putting all your money into paying off your house. Yeah,
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: that's it's just kind of fun because people are paying
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: twenty five hundred dollars a month for a one bedroom apartment. Yeah,
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: and I was paying a thousand a month for you know,
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: twenty five years. Yeah, and then and then file filed
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: a bunch.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: On top of it. Yeah, yeah, it came down.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: But I mean now I got a three bedroom, one
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: bath and I'm not paying anything on it.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: It's that's all right. Cool?
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: Well, hey man, enjoy all the extra financial freedom. Greg,
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: thank you so much for the call. Appreciate that and
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: say hi to uh Brian, what's up, Brian?
• 26:46
  Speaker 14: What you so?
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: So?
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: I just bought my first Porsche this year, super excited.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, just got a brand new car.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: What you get? And dream me about this car?
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: I gotta Porsche s so it's pretty sporty day.
• 27:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, since he owns one, yea, I've heard of it.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: That's awesome. Did you do.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: There's there's a friend of mine that is uh in
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: the market for Porsche Greg and she's considering doing the delivery.
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: Like uh wherever, like overseas where you Yeah, factory.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Like factory delivery, yea cool.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: And then I guess they have like a track there
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: and everything, and then you take it on the track
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: and that rules and it's like a it's a it's
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: like an extra thousand dollars or something like that. But
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: I guess if you're getting a car.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Like that, you know, fun, Yeah, put it to the.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Test and one last you can call it whatever you want.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: You can afford it, you call it whatever you want.
• 27:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, true, yeah, thank you anything. I did learn something
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: the other day. When it comes to uh Marriott or
• 27:52
  Speaker 7: Marriott Marrion, it's called Marriott.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Marry yeah, Like how like yeah, that's that's
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: the way you're supposed to pronounce that there all the time.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: That's the that's the proper Yeah.
• 28:03
  Speaker 7: My friend, my friend works for the company and she's like, yeah, it's.
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: Marriott, Mary Marriott and Mary front desk person that and
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: they'll be pit mad at me.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Do you know where you were.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: The guy on Instagram. Who we follow is Phil Harris.
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: So it's Phil Harris Music and he does a lot
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: of really cool videos showing how to do like if
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: you're just learning how to do the DJ thing or
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: have some interest in it, Uh, these cool transitions that
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: you he'll give you.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: He'll give you the example.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: I'll show exactly on the on the different types of
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: decks and stuff and how Yeah it's pretty cool if yeah,
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: Phil at Phil Harris Music on on Instagram. If you
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: want to check it out, Let's say hi to Dwight.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: What's up, Dwight?
• 28:47
  Speaker 14: Hello?
• 28:47
  Speaker 20: How are you?
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: We're doing some brag like sea bass. What do you got?
• 28:51
  Speaker 14: So three years ago I founded a foundation with a
• 28:53
  Speaker 14: World War Two friend of mine and he was in
• 28:55
  Speaker 14: World War two Korea and Vietnam. People told him thank
• 28:59
  Speaker 14: you for your service. You would say you were worth it.
• 29:02
  Speaker 14: So our mission is to always remember our veterans, never
• 29:05
  Speaker 14: forget our active duty, and welcome home to all our
• 29:08
  Speaker 14: service members. So we just got done wrapping up last
• 29:11
  Speaker 14: year and we did over one hundred and twenty events
• 29:14
  Speaker 14: with World War two veterans. We did forty events with
• 29:17
  Speaker 14: World War two veterans and active duty military, including taking
• 29:20
  Speaker 14: fourteen to Hawaii for the eightieth Commemoration event to World
• 29:24
  Speaker 14: War Two, and we did over one hundred and twenty
• 29:26
  Speaker 14: events on military basis, including taking over thirty thousand diapers
• 29:30
  Speaker 14: for young military families to help offset the cost of
• 29:34
  Speaker 14: diapers and things like that.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Wow, this was something. So you just kind of started
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: this just you know, like you weren't already working for this,
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: like you started this whole thing. It was just an
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: idea and it just kind of snowballed and got going.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Huh yeah.
• 29:46
  Speaker 14: With Billy Hall, he was he made the amphibious landing
• 29:48
  Speaker 14: in Guadacnal at fifteen and a half years old and
• 29:50
  Speaker 14: World War Two and went on to serve World War
• 29:53
  Speaker 14: two Korea, Vietnam. And the first time I met him,
• 29:55
  Speaker 14: I said thank you for your service, and he said
• 29:57
  Speaker 14: you were worth it. And so from that we to
• 29:59
  Speaker 14: get outed a foundation three years ago and that is
• 30:03
  Speaker 14: our mission is to work, you know, always remember our veterans,
• 30:06
  Speaker 14: never forget our active duty, and welcome home all of
• 30:09
  Speaker 14: our services.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: What's the name of your nonprofit.
• 30:13
  Speaker 14: It's called You Were Worth It.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's the name of it. Yeah, okay, cool. So
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: there are forty five thousand World War Two veterans still alive.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Is that what you said?
• 30:23
  Speaker 14: Yeah, that is correct, And we actually just lost the
• 30:27
  Speaker 14: last living person that was ever on the USS Arizona.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: His name was Bill Stewart.
• 30:33
  Speaker 14: Yeah, he went on the Arizona as a boy scout
• 30:35
  Speaker 14: in nineteen forty one before it went back over to
• 30:38
  Speaker 14: Pearl Harbor, and he passed away last week. But we're
• 30:41
  Speaker 14: losing them, But these guys are out there. I take
• 30:43
  Speaker 14: them down to the base about every couple of weeks.
• 30:45
  Speaker 14: I'll take them down to the base. We take pieces
• 30:47
  Speaker 14: down to the base at Camp Pendleton. Just however, we
• 30:50
  Speaker 14: can integrate the old guys with the young guys and gals.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: All right, will you Dwight? Thank you for the call.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: I appreciate what you're doing. Max awesome, Yeah, all yeah, cool,
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: thank you. I appreciate you listening to you the Woodie Show.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: We're gonna take a quick break, get some more brag
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  Speaker 2: like seabets. I'll read you some of these that are
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: coming in on the text. That's some great texts over
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  Speaker 2: to two two nine eight seven, where.
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  Speaker 3: That show.
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: We're going to be right back, The Woodie.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Show'll be right back show what do you show?
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: After Hours takeovers tonight at Disney California Adventure Park.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: He wait.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: Congratulations to all of our winners. Looking forward to taking
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: over the park and kicking out the public.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that'll be fun. Yeah.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: Our broadcast live broadcast is later on this evening five
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: pm to nine pm. We're gonna be set up there
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: right outside of the Guardians of the Galaxy attracts to
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: Disney California Venture Parks. To go all the way down
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: Hollywood Boulevard, hanging that sharp right, go about I don't know,
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: maybe fifty yards or so onto the left. You're gonna
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: see a big broadcast air well broadcast area be set
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: up for us, and you'll see a bunch of people there.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: So if you're gonna be in the park tonight, that's
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: where we're going to be set up. This is not
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: a new show this morning, but we're doing the live
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: broadcast this afternoon because it's the big takeover day, and
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: you know, to feel weird about it because we have
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: been asking you to brag like c Mass, he's got
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: no shame, he's done. JENNI grad you said you had something,
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: I have one.
• 32:43
  Speaker 11: I think everyone's gonna find it to be a brag,
• 32:44
  Speaker 11: maybe except for you.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: What Ay, So I'm really.
• 32:48
  Speaker 8: Really proud of us, my husband and I because we're
• 32:51
  Speaker 8: a month ahead on our mortgage payment.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Oh nice.
• 32:54
  Speaker 8: And I was really proud about that. But then I
• 32:56
  Speaker 8: feel like you said, that's not good.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: Uh, well, it's not good. You would rather have your
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: money working for you.
• 33:02
  Speaker 11: I like money, and if.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: You want, if you want, if you.
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: Want more money, I want more money.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: You'd be you'd be, you'd be better off putting that
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: into the market.
• 33:11
  Speaker 11: Okay, But I'm still proud.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: There's a whole thing.
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: In fact, I have I have a video that I
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: meant to send to you because it clear it explains
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: way better and way more and.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Way more educated. Way yeah.
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: Is like twenty yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Now it's it's not what I did.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: I did that same thing in my last six seven,
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: which by the way, is over apparently.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, except for like, I think kindergarten. They said, kindergarten
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: age kids are still doing that, but just trickle down
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: everything older than that. It's done. Yeah, yeah, it's it's
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: it's done.
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: Here is a Texas says, I have a full time
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: job in engineering, but I've been building my YouTube channel
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: as a side gig and I recently got monetized and
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: I got my first one hundred bucks. This one says
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: I have breast cancer, but I don't need chemo, so
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: I got the cancer.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: The easy way.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: But you know what, like, uh, that's the thing, man,
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: You get something like that, and I've heard from a
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: number of people, and you know, I'm not thank god
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: I've not had to deal with anything like that personally,
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: but uh yeah, a lot of that has to do
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: with how you go into it, like your mindset and
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: so like. That is definitely a brag, cause you get
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: diagnosed to something like that, and you know, you want
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: to freak out and doomsday and everything, but hey, you
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: got to look for those little winds. You don't need chemo,
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: that's great, huge, you know, there's other things that you
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: can do. This one says I've been in a lot
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: of pain. I had surgery last year, I've had I've
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: broken my claviical twice. Uh oh they had to get
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: a new butthole.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: Oh what do they call that?
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Them? Or Yeah?
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: I just thought it was weird that this doctor just
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: looks at and works on buttholes for a limpics, tickled
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: or anything. While I was under the knife going out,
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: Uh my brag, like Sea Bass, after years of wanting them,
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: I'm finally getting a boob job and going from an
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: A cup to a full c D cops, all right,
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: this one says, uh, hey, what do the show? I
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: just got engaged and I've started planning my wedding. I'm
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: excited and looking forward to it. This is Shane, My
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: wife and I just had our third son, and she
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: was struggling to figure out the maternity leave situation with
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: her job. But I was able to tell her that
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: we are financially stable for her to leave that crappy job. Ye,
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: Sea Bass, I finally passed my journeyman's test to get
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: my elevator license. It took me five times, but it's
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: such a big weight off my shoulders and I've worked
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: so hard to get to where I am at and
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: this is only the beginning.
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: That's a very very lucrative career as well.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, after one and a half years of being unemployed,
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: I finally got a new job two weeks ago, just
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: before my birthday. I'm making more than ever and the
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: people are cool. I'm thirty six and my husband and
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: I just bought our very first set of brand new furniture.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: All of our furniture has been hand me downs, twenty
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: six hundred bucks and it feels like, oh, and it
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: feels like no one is Oh, I see twenty six
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: hundred bucks, and it feels like no one's happy for us. O.
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: Furniture is awesome.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: Last year, we bought our second house, so we have
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: one to rent out and one to live in. And
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: this year we are buying a business. This coming from
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: a family where my wife and I we didn't eat
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: all the time so our kids could have three meals
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: a day and we were moving.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: From motel to motel to things that really Yeah, that's
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: that's really cool, really cool. Oh. Here, I recently purchased
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: my first luxury watch, and Omega Seamster three hundred. It's
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: a nice watch.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: Let's go for about like five to ten thousand it's nice. Yeah,
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: Bradley Sea Bass, my husband and I in our forties
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: and are closing on our first house. It's so scary
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: but so exciting. Yeah, talk to Gina about that.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: Just went through it rolling in.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: So glad things are going well for so many Pea well,
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: thank you for bragging like Sea Bath.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Funny Hondy Body show.
• 37:06
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Today.
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: As we mentioned at the beginning of the show, today
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: is as.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Healthy Weight Day.
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: See, now all of us in one way of shape
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: of are in shape because round is a shape.
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we have, we have.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Some of us have lost some weight.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: Others are upset that they've gained a little weight, not
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: as much as they think they have.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: About that, I'm not naming names.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: I'm just throwing that there's some people in the room.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: I feel that way. I gained three last week. Oh,
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: we figured it as soon as we found it was
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Healthy Weight Day.
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: It'd be a great day for our little contest here.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: It's time to play around and we have a volunteer.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: You've got These people are not at gunpoint. No, you
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: didn't randomly just find them and take their photo. No,
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: let's let's say hi to Athena. Hey, what's up? Athena. Athena,
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: can you hear us?
• 38:13
  Speaker 18: I can you? Can you hear me?
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: We got you, loud and clear. Athena, thank you so
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: much for volunteering. Volunteering is a key word here. We
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: just like to make it clear to everybody. We didn't
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: force you to hit us up and say please let
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: me play fat chick skinny chick.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: She did this on her own, reached out to us.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: See exactly, people like, I can't believe you guys are
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: subjecting No, no, no, we didn't just catch people off guard. Now,
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: So the way it's gonna work, Athena, just for being
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: good sport, We're gonna set you up with the prize.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: We just asked you give us honest answers to these questions.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: We're gonna have, uh, just a little bit of a
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: time on the clock, and then we'll all put a
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: guess in and then Athena has sent over Morgan's the
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: only person who knows the answer of fat chick skinny
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: chick on this one. But it's just going to show
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: that sometimes you can't tell by what you think would
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: be the obvious. And this is from back when I
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: had a person trainer. She was pretty funny. She's like, manah,
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: might I talk to prospective clients on the phone. I
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: think I have an idea of what I'm in for
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: when they come in about just how far we have
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: to go in their quote journey. And she goes the
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: ones that sound like, oh, yeah, whatever, it won't be
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: that bad. Maybe ten to fifteen pounds or more like
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: ten to fifteen tons, yeah, based on the question, because
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: you know, the trainers ask you like, so tell me
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: about your diet and how much are you sanitary?
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: Are you?
• 39:24
  Speaker 10: Like?
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: How much activity do you get in? So you really
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: can't tell, but we're going to use our best gut
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: instinct here to try to figure out fat chick or
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: skinny chick?
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: All right? Who wants to ask the first question? Right here?
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: All right? Menace, go ahead, here we go. Favorite food?
• 39:41
  Speaker 18: Sushi?
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: Sushi? All right? What kind of car do you drive?
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: Cruise?
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: The phone's kind of breaking up. We're not on speakerphone
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: or anything. Are we all about?
• 39:52
  Speaker 18: Let me try better over here? Can hear me? Now?
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: It's already better?
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Perfect on what was the last question?
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: What kind of car? Yeah? What kind of car is it?
• 40:01
  Speaker 18: Chevy Cruse?
• 40:03
  Speaker 11: Okay, if you were to go to fast food, which
• 40:05
  Speaker 11: one would you pick?
• 40:06
  Speaker 18: Honestly? Probably just McDonald's.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, McDonald's. What do you order McDonald's.
• 40:13
  Speaker 19: Probably just get.
• 40:14
  Speaker 18: Like a mcdouble. Yeah, like I do, like the four
• 40:18
  Speaker 18: dollar meals there, I think. And that's whenever I've gone
• 40:21
  Speaker 18: for my kids, I always get myself like one of
• 40:23
  Speaker 18: those little mcdoubles in.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: The fric All right, how many kids you got?
• 40:27
  Speaker 18: I've got three kids?
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Three kids? Are you married?
• 40:30
  Speaker 18: Yes? I am married.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: How old are the kids?
• 40:33
  Speaker 18: I have a two year old, a six year old
• 40:36
  Speaker 18: and an eight year old?
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: What kind of socks do you wear?
• 40:41
  Speaker 18: So just like low cut black generic socks?
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: Are they like no shows ankle socks?
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Or like no shows? Okay? Do you have any tattoos? Yes,
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: wear on your body high my ears.
• 40:56
  Speaker 18: I have my largest pieces on my abdomen. I have
• 40:59
  Speaker 18: one on my lower back, and then I also have
• 41:02
  Speaker 18: another one on the other side of my abdomen lower back.
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: What's on the lower back?
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it arose a road man. Let's tell you, like
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: you know what, The phone is great right up until
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: you speak.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: The question.
• 41:14
  Speaker 18: It must be just me having a horrible phone. That's
• 41:16
  Speaker 18: another thing I'm not technology inclined either. I'm not like
• 41:19
  Speaker 18: the most current trends on phone at all.
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: What kind of what kind of milk do you buy
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: at the at the store? Whole milk, two percent skim.
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: Who is currently your favorite professional wrestler?
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: I'm glad you can hear that.
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: Well, I fell a Georgia tech guy.
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: But uh something Okay?
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: How would you describe yourself from high school?
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah? What group were you part of?
• 41:49
  Speaker 18: I was a floater, That's what I called it. Too
• 41:51
  Speaker 18: is I kind of just knuck around with all the groups,
• 41:54
  Speaker 18: kind of piped in a little bit, and I kind
• 41:56
  Speaker 18: of vanished from and move on to the next.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: I understand that floating because you like floating water really easily,
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: or getting.
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: Water.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: Actually, I have two questions going back to your school days.
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: I have three questions. Did you go to college? I
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: did not go to college? All right, So in high
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: school did you play any sports?
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: I did?
• 42:16
  Speaker 18: I played softball avidly?
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: What position?
• 42:19
  Speaker 18: I was a shortstop, a catcher, and a right field okay?
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: And then were you part of any other clubs in school?
• 42:29
  Speaker 18: At one point I was part of something called the
• 42:31
  Speaker 18: Avid Club, which is like a college prep club. And
• 42:35
  Speaker 18: then there was also.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: Key club, Key club? Is that singing?
• 42:39
  Speaker 18: No, it's like community service work.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, all right.
• 42:43
  Speaker 7: If you go on vacation, what will be the ideal vacation?
• 42:46
  Speaker 18: I go to Hawaii with my family.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Okay? Where would you stay in Hawaii?
• 42:53
  Speaker 18: Because it's really green there and I remember from going
• 42:55
  Speaker 18: when I was younger, and I just know that it'd
• 42:58
  Speaker 18: be fun to explore, especially with the kid.
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: Did you have a did you have a date to prom?
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: Or did you go with a friend? Didn't go to prom?
• 43:07
  Speaker 18: I opted not to go because my boyfriend was a
• 43:10
  Speaker 18: little older than me, so he wouldn't be going to participate.
• 43:14
  Speaker 18: No one will over.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: How much older was the boyfriend?
• 43:20
  Speaker 18: About two years.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: Long?
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: And what type of shoes do you wear regularly?
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 43:26
  Speaker 17: Ten?
• 43:26
  Speaker 18: Of shoes like sneakers, running shoes.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Okay. Have you ever dyed your hair blue.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: Or pink blue?
• 43:33
  Speaker 19: Yes?
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Blue? Okay, bush or bear bear is preferred.
• 43:37
  Speaker 18: I do shave. I used to wax regularly.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Do you currently for fun?
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 43:44
  Speaker 19: Gosh. I like to do baking.
• 43:46
  Speaker 18: I have started in my own business from home where
• 43:49
  Speaker 18: I have an LLC and I do sour dough Breadskay.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: Have you ever participated in any kind of like like
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: cause based march or protest.
• 44:00
  Speaker 18: No to one protest and I have like to observe
• 44:04
  Speaker 18: and see it. And it was a cool experience. I
• 44:06
  Speaker 18: had knock gone anything.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: What was the what was it for?
• 44:09
  Speaker 18: It wasn't recently actually in the downtown area where I live.
• 44:13
  Speaker 18: It was a mil King's protest protest?
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah all right?
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: And where do you keep your scale in your house?
• 44:21
  Speaker 18: Currently?
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: It is in my kitchen in your kitchen? Interesting?
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: Yes, wait wait wait so it's not a food so
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: I'm talking like a body weight scale.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, man, I am oh.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: This is this is oh hold on, hold on.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: And when I'm on the fence, I got to go
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: to one of my trust the old standbys on this one.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: Do you drink regular soda or diet soda?
• 44:45
  Speaker 18: I actually really like soda, but if I have to
• 44:47
  Speaker 18: drink regular.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Regular locked in?
• 44:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, I've been locked in since the very beginning.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: This is This one's tough for me.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: But I can see where you get swayed.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, okay, all right, anybody have any other questions
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: before lock in?
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: I'm good anymore, SeaBASS, You're good locked in?
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: I think we're good.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'll just kind of run through because my my
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: list man usually I have a big long yeah under skinny,
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: I had, uh sushi, Yes, I had.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Also the ab tattoo.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: Oh like if you have it, if you have tattoos
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: on your abs, Yeah, yeah, you're you're yeah, you're you're
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: bringing attention to that area. Uh one percent milk. But
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: it's also kind of a conflict because you know, she's
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: regular soda. Regular soda to me is a skinny person thing.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: Oh and no show socks, you know what I mean.
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: I want to cover up them cankels. Yeah, them elephant legs.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: Uh now under fat. Sorry, but the name just so
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: you always have the name on on one of the lists.
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: The fact that she's got three and there and they're
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: and they're younger. Well, you didn't pick your name, you know.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: I'm saying it's based on nothing, but it's been.
• 45:56
  Speaker 18: Told I've been named after so many people's animals that
• 45:59
  Speaker 18: my name is little of those things. I just laughed.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: I had the fact that she's got three kids when
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: they're young, and she's married, so married with kids.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: Softball in the fat column.
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you know, she said, you know, used to
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: wax now waxing me is more of like a fat
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: thing because like you can't get down there maybe as easily.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: They make sure you do.
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: A thorough job as somebody else is doing.
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and the fact that you're keeping the scale in
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: the kitchen also like just means that to me. It
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: says it's more on your mind than not.
• 46:23
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: I think if you're skinny, it's not on your mind
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: as much, so it might be like kind of stashed
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: away or you might not even have one, So I'm
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: locked in its skinny h right, Yeah, Gina grad.
• 46:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah this, I was really fifty to fifty on a
• 46:37
  Speaker 8: lot of these, But I think between I felt the
• 46:42
  Speaker 8: scale being in the kitchen meant that you are actively
• 46:46
  Speaker 8: trying to lose weight, so you're weighing yourself like every
• 46:48
  Speaker 8: day and recording it.
• 46:50
  Speaker 11: So that to me said fat. Uh dabbled in the
• 46:53
  Speaker 11: blue hair.
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: Uh yeah, I forgot to write that one loves to bake.
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: I'm going fat, okay?
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: Uh, Greg Gory, my gut says skinny, same as you
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: sushi And then when you asked about fast foods, you
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: kind of hemmed in hot and really had.
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: To think about that.
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I had mc doubles. I had MC doubles
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: in the fact because that's my go to.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: But I also thought the length of the pause was
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: you think it would be top of mind if you're fat.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: The fat stuff was like softball, having a favorite wrestler,
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: et cetera, et cetera. But overall skinny skinny Oh okay,
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: uh menace all right in the skinny column the name
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: actually really.
• 47:35
  Speaker 21: So we're on the opposite okay, Yeah, food, sushi, skinny,
• 47:41
  Speaker 21: tattoo location skinny, right, Kawai only no skinny.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: People that want to go to Kawai. Oh is that right? Yeah?
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Never met a fat person that one. Yeah, because it's
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: more to do it.
• 47:53
  Speaker 7: It's not like, uh, I don't know. Yeah, it's more
• 47:56
  Speaker 7: like hiking and like going around the island and stuff
• 47:58
  Speaker 7: like that. So it's not for lazy people. Waxing. Yeah,
• 48:02
  Speaker 7: just you know, maintaining sourdough time time consuming, not for
• 48:06
  Speaker 7: a lazy person, you know.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: So skinny.
• 48:11
  Speaker 7: Fat I have, you know, the three kids, but because
• 48:13
  Speaker 7: of the age eight year old, you know, because like, okay,
• 48:17
  Speaker 7: they could still be like one or two. You haven't
• 48:19
  Speaker 7: really let yourself go yet, but eight Une might be
• 48:23
  Speaker 7: a lost cause there but uh, and then catcher position
• 48:29
  Speaker 7: and then w WE. But overall, I'm gonna pick skinny, skinny,
• 48:33
  Speaker 7: all right.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what about uc bass.
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: You guys have hit on the main points, especially the
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: wrestling and the hair. Let's not forget the protesting. Protesters
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: are usually fat and ugly, so no.
• 48:44
  Speaker 22: Offense, Hey, no offense, no offense, gabbled and yeah, and
• 48:50
  Speaker 22: obviously the scale in the kitchen is a bigger Yeah
• 48:52
  Speaker 22: like this as an active monitoring situation get.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: An obsessed person though.
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: It might be, but I think unlikely to be.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: So that's why I'm going fast all right.
• 49:04
  Speaker 9: Uh, Sammy, I think a lot of the things on
• 49:07
  Speaker 9: my list are skinny, So I am going skinny like
• 49:10
  Speaker 9: you said, the sushi, the way that she responded to
• 49:13
  Speaker 9: the fast food, like Greg said. Also high school playing softball,
• 49:17
  Speaker 9: being short stopped, and catcher, those to me are skinny positions.
• 49:24
  Speaker 9: But I've seen catchers, I mean, because they're standing up
• 49:26
  Speaker 9: and down non stop, the squats and how strong you
• 49:29
  Speaker 9: have to be to do that.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: They're in great.
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: Shape short stop, I give you, catcher, Yeah, it's easier
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: to sit down, you know.
• 49:35
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and baking baking, to me, you're not just sitting down,
• 49:42
  Speaker 9: you're squatting.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: It's just squats the whole time anyways.
• 49:45
  Speaker 12: So uh and then baking to me also is a
• 49:47
  Speaker 12: skinny thing.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: So I'm sucked and skinny.
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, really cooking is to me cooking or baking, cooking
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: is a skinny thing.
• 49:55
  Speaker 8: Baking is more the sweets, but still baking.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, all right, Well it's Sea Bass and Gina
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: who were saying fat chick. It's Sammy Menace, Greg and
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: myself saying skinny chick.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: And now it is time for the moment of truth.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: And hey, you don't have to worry about it because
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: you got a prize. There a theme that either way,
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: no matter how this goes on the counter, we're gonna
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: open up the we're gonna.
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: Open up the picture here.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: And we're gonna see you on the counter.
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: Three here we go, one, two, three.
• 50:34
  Speaker 8: And Gina, too easy, lady, And you know what she's rocking.
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: She's rocking the the bright blue hair in this photo
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: right here. All right, well, congratulations to Sea Bass and
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: to Gina. Really to you a themea for number one
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: being a great sport and for whatever prize we're gonna.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: Set you up with here. Thank you. So you know who?
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: Okay is this is this like a costume that you're wearing?
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: And I have a reason it is? Is that Joy?
• 51:09
  Speaker 18: We were addressed up as Joy and my students at school.
• 51:12
  Speaker 7: That's so cute?
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: Is that like anxiety or anxiety?
• 51:16
  Speaker 18: Is my kiddo?
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: The picture? Yeah? Inside out?
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: You look great. It's a great picture.
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: See for not even talking about it, for me to
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: just be able to look at the phone and go, oh, yeah,
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: that's that.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: I think that is a costume.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: Now if it wasn't a costume, well yeah, I'd be
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: looking for you.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: I'll be looking for your picket signer.
• 51:35
  Speaker 18: I totally understand. Like I said, it's one of those
• 51:37
  Speaker 18: thing you gotta be there. See you observe it now,
• 51:40
  Speaker 18: you know, Athina?
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: Hang on one second, we'll get all of your information
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: and ladies jump. That's how you play fat chicks getting kills.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:50
  Speaker 8: Also in the news sources saying there's a possibility of
• 51:52
  Speaker 8: Woody Hemorhoids being back.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: On this development and give you the latest updates one
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: available now more of the Woody show. You know, I
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: thought Chick's not wrong. It's back, baby, dude. Really, I've
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: never had an internship.
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: Issue with the hemorrhoid thing that heavy until like last
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: year and then it was like a rager last year.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: And then uh, just use a little like preparation.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: Age ointment on it. And I would do that the
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: night before the next morning it felt like there was
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: nothing there.
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, great, that's really worked. So yeah, it
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: really worked. And then but it's been like a reoccurring.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: I think since my colonoscopy. It's been like now it's
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: a it rages.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Out a little bit more.
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: So.
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I looked up. I looked up like because I
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: don't know, I mean, I've never had this is new.
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: So I looked up. I go, what do you do?
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: What do you do with this exactly?
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: Because yeah, and they said, well, you know you try
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: this stuff you try with the witches with which, yeah,
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: you try uh sits baths or whatever. That's that's that's
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: too that's too much time. Like I want this thing gaune,
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: like I need like a hemorrhoid exterminated.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: I tried the spray.
• 53:09
  Speaker 7: The spray is like spitting hot fire on your kulo. Dude,
• 53:13
  Speaker 7: it's really so there's like a spray. No, Yeah, they're
• 53:18
  Speaker 7: supposed to like numb your bomb as well abum number yeah,
• 53:21
  Speaker 7: and then uh it's made by preparation age, is it?
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not I not heard of that. So I'm
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: looking up like what do you do?
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: So it's like preparation H it's best and which just
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: hates whatever the hell that is. And then they said, oh,
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: you know, then once you get to where it's uh
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: you know, an ongoing thing, then you can see the
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: doctor and the doctor can either look about like you know,
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: having it removed like outpatient surgery and the other thing
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: they might do.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: Tie a string around it, yeah, yeah, a little on it,
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: choke it.
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: Out falls like yeah, sick whatever. Yeah, oh yeah, so
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: we can do it here.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: So somebody recommend I've been carrying these around in my
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: pocket for like the last couple of days. I've just
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: been using the little lamn just a little dab, do
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: you Yeah, But then somebody told me about that. God damn,
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: here we go.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, look at these preparation H rapid relief totables.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: Like a little let that has stuff on it.
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: And you know what I've done, uh not this time
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: I've had it like oh because that worked pretty well,
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: is uh you know, like what I'll do is I'll
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: take it kind of wedget in my ass there. I
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: just kind of leave it there like as if like
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: totlet paper stuck.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: In the crazy.
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: It works out pretty well. These are good, and it's
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: like they come to these this little box. My wife
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: had found them when you know whatever. I guess she
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: had something at some point anyway. So I'm like, oh,
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: what is this I found in a drawer in our bathroom.
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: Like these are good. It's they're called totables preparation h total.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: So there you go.
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: Do you have one up there right now?
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: No?
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: In fact, i'm you know, I'm having a good day.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: I don't even have any white men gone on there.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: But maybe we.
• 55:02
  Speaker 11: Should get you one of those donuts.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: No, it's fine. It's just a hemorrhoid pillow.
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: It's just more annoying, Yeah, just more annoying, Like I
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: want it gone.
• 55:11
  Speaker 7: They have a suppository version as well.
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: Do that though, because and here's the other thing I
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: never understood, because again never had to deal with. It's
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: some morning all kinds of stuff. This is new and educational.
• 55:21
  Speaker 14: You know.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: There's some that are like I guess on the outside,
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: and there's some that are just like the inside internal
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: HEMORRHOI yeah, so the suppository, that's that's what you would
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: use that for.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: But do you even know you have them? Because what
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: I got, you know, colonoscopy. The report came back and said,
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: you have a couple of internal hemorrhoid Like what, yes,
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: you know? You don't know?
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: You know when it starts to okay, yeah, get like
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: a g if it's like fully inside.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know that you would notice.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't even know. Yeah, well, I feel like.
• 55:51
  Speaker 8: This is something Sea Bass may volunteer to help you with.
• 55:53
  Speaker 8: Like you want to choke out your hemorrhoid, we could.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: Do it here, use a rubber band. Oh, he'll google.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: He googles everything like he's a Google expert.
• 56:03
  Speaker 7: He is. But dude, try that spray and feels a flamethrower.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: Why would you do that? It could be useful, right, Yeah.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: But I understand why get relief. I don't understand why
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: it's hot though.
• 56:15
  Speaker 7: Because it's actually like it just stands. Actually it's actually cold. Yeah,
• 56:21
  Speaker 7: but it's so cold.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: Who makes it?
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: It's a preparation, a preparation, it's a spraying. There are
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: actual pads for sticking in your ass. They're made by Tucks.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: I've heard put the match, Yeah, I've heard. I've heard Tucks.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: Uh the name.
• 56:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, don't hit as hard as Preparation Age.
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: The only brand with this stuff I've ever heard of
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: was Preparation Age. Dude, If this is just part of
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: getting older, I can see what for years have been
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: telling me that, hey man, let me give some advice
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: don't get old. And you go, okay, what and if
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: this is what it's about, man, you're right, this sucks.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
• 56:57
  Speaker 16: I think there's people walking in the hall you walk past,
• 57:00
  Speaker 16: they have like a hemorrhoid pad on.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have one of these.
• 57:03
  Speaker 8: Like thought preparation H was for under eyes, Like that's
• 57:08
  Speaker 8: what all the pages.
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: It's young people do they use that?
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: They use it.
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: It's a it's your blood exactly.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: Preparation H sounds like a band name to me. I'm
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: not gonna lie local. What causes hemorrhoids?
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: How is that an older person thing? What's the cause.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: Over time? Maybe I know it's wiping. I thought, I know,
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: I know. Women where's sea basket? Google something? You tend
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: to be an expert on it?
• 57:40
  Speaker 23: Well?
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: Also, yeah, diet and stuff like that.
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: I know that women get them a lot when you know, pregnant. Yeah,
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: so they can start the pregnancy and then through childbirth and.
• 57:50
  Speaker 8: The career pressure on the veins in your anus so much.
• 57:59
  Speaker 8: It's a stringing constipation along sitting, pregnancy, obesity, heavy lifting.
• 58:05
  Speaker 7: Luckily we don't sit that long.
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right now, there's no obesity.
• 58:10
  Speaker 9: You know what, though, You're right, Aging and genetics can
• 58:12
  Speaker 9: also weaken supporting tissue, making them more prone to swimming.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your veins getting weaker.
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: Does it have to get to a certain point before
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: they can just cut it off or out?
• 58:23
  Speaker 8: Because if you if you let it go and it
• 58:25
  Speaker 8: keeps getting worse, you're gonna look in the toilet.
• 58:27
  Speaker 11: It's gonna look like law and order, as you know.
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: But I'm saying, like, do it could? Could I just
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: go to the doctor now and go, hey, man, just
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: get rid of this thing? Or does it have to
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: be at a certain size.
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: You're not you're not dilated enough.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: You're not crowning about. I worked with this one dude
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: who I thought had back surgery. He could barely walk,
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: he was almost incapacitated, and it was because he had
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: the hemorrhoid surgery and he had that doughnut pillow barely
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: moved torture.
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: Because it's one of those things. It's it's one of
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: those things you've heard of, yeah, but until like you
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: actually experience it and you're like, man, did I like,
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: did I do I have like an ass injury somehow?
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: Like what happened?
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: Because you feel like, uh, you know, maybe you got
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: like a cut or something like that kind of that
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: kind of pain kind of thing. And then you're like,
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: huh or you know how the side of your finger
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: gets sore because you have like a hangnail that got
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: infect yourself, you know, and it's like, but that's on
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: your buttthole, you know.
• 59:25
  Speaker 7: Yeahah, you can feel like a paper cut.
• 59:27
  Speaker 12: So I looked up another option, which is a Stitz bath.
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah you still at it?
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's too much. That takes too much time.
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: Literally it said, uh, it said do that ten to
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: fifteen minutes, three to four times a day.
• 59:40
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• 59:53
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• 59:54
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  Speaker 4: we're gonna get a great reaction and people are gonna
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: really get into this whatever it is something you think
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: people are and nothing.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: They don't like it.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: But it doesn't necessarily pop off, right, yeah, the way
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: that you think it will. But then you have a
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: simple conversation impromptu about how a hemorrhoid's back.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: And then to hand me one hundred texts.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: It's it's crazy, and it's it's educational now if you're
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: just tuning in. And I said, you know, I'm almost
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: fifty and never really had to deal with this until
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: about a year ago, and now it's like this reoccurring thing.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: And yeah, someone said, I'm thirty six and I'm just
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: dealing with this for the for the first time ever.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: And this information is great and I appreciate the informative
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: chat and representation.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, friends talk about the weather, best friends talk about poop.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean something that we didn't talk
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 7: about is definitely you have to increase your fibrand take
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 7: for sure.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: Get some metal muscle or something.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 7: I mean, that's old people's stuff for all the young Yeah,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 7: all the young bucks, all the young bucks. Yeah, the
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 7: only brand they have the fiber.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: Gummies or just eat some spinach or some Yeah, okay, I.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 7: Can listen to me real quick. What do they have
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 7: the food Popeye? So just yeah, the only fiber gummies
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 7: that they sell at Target, you can or you can
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 7: get them anywhere basically, And I know it has a
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 7: funny name, but the belly Welly is for the young kids.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 7: I don't want to get the yeah, met musle. Yeah,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 7: belly Welly is everywhere.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: Hey, whatever, whatever we can do to, you know, help
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: out or you know, we tell you about all the
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: new food items. We tell you yeah, you know, Oh
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: here's how to Yeah. Everything I know is because you
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: know how you have those parents they never want to
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: talk to their kids about sex or the certain subjects
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: and they have to just figure it out in the streets.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: I learned anything.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I figure out the streets how to deal with
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: you know, things like that. Nobody ever had that conversation.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 4: You learned about sex by finding a hustler.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it would.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: Like going on Skinmax. Yeah, at midnight.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: So we'll tell you about, you know, cool vacation destinations.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: We'll tell you about new food items, and we'll tell
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: you what kind of PoID things work, but you needed
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: to use this depository like twenty years ago, remember.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: Where this started. Okay, so you know, but residual.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: But I thought, you know, and then went away for
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: fifteen years.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's weird, and now all of a sudden, it's weird.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: So I'll give you I'll give you one more, one
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: more pro tip because somebody on the text brought it
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: up and I'm like, oh, yeah, I do remember reading that.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: So there are basically three types of hemorrhoids. There are
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: the ones that are internal, like Greg was talking about.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: There's the external ones right like a little barnacle on
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: the outside of your bun. And then there's ones that
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: are like right on the right, on the edge between
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: internal and external almost. So they say for that one,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: what you should do is, if it's poking out, put
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: a dab of the preparation ointment on your finger, push
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: it back.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: In, and then and then use it to like use
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: the ointments and use.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: Your finger to surround it and cover it completely with
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: the ointment and then leave it bring push it in.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: That is so disgusted, and there makes sense, and there
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: is something weird. I was thinking about this the other
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: night too. As I'm applying the ointment, I'm like, this
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: is so awkward. Yeah, because I'm I'm standing there, I'm
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: saying that I'm kind of like half bent over and
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: I got my finger on my buttole diiddling with this
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: this butt baby.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, picture that later. Drink.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I can wash your hands.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: So look anyway that we can help, any way that
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: we can, you know, share these experiences as as humans.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: I think, yeah, you're it gets.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: Better, It gets better.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 14: The Woody Show.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: We sent Morgan out. This is what she was talking
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: about on her weekend Cheer and Jeer, is that she
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: drove an hour to get to the place where this
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: reptile convention was happening. She was nice enough to agree
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: to go down there and do this, to talk to
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: people at a reptile convention.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a reptile show.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: It was a time.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: I went in with a little stinking thinking and assuming the.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 16: Type of people and crowd. But I was pleasantly surprised.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: So she gets there realizes that she forgot her wallet.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 16: Yeah, I'm about to get in line into paper parking
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 16: and then get a ticket, and I'm taking for my
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 16: wallet and I'm like, oh my god, so.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 4: Then she turned around drove an hour back home to
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: get the wallet.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 16: I had the thought of, like, should I text what
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 16: and say, hey, it's not going to work out?
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: I was like, no, I got a power through I
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: tell you this.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: This is one of the things I love about Morgan.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: I would I would have understood.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: I would. I would have. That's because that that sucks.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: I would I would have. I would have understood it.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 5: Is your schedule two hours too tight? Because that's it
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 5: sucks obviously. But it's only two hours, okay.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 16: See as well, it's my Sunday, only a few hours
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 16: to myself talking to guy.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: Who slept in a van in a parking lot for
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: an entire weekend, and that was your choice, right exactly?
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: So yeah, no, but my my, my confusion with seed Mass.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: He's very difficult to figure out when it comes to
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: the time thing, because a lot it's about efficiency. And
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: I always go back to the example of it saves
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: him time to throw change on the ground, as opposed
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: to keep change in his pocket and.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 5: Take it home and put it in a jar and
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: then take it back out.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: And but two hours, Yeah, it's two hours, so you're
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 4: you're your time thinking now, more.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 7: You know, I love you like I just like it
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 7: was like I'm doing something for my job, Like I
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 7: would have never called what I would just figure it out.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: And that's why I didn't call him.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: She did the assignment we have around, Yeah, but we
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: have around the Morgan's game Bush or Bear on coming up.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So I spoke to some women at the Reptile convention.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 10: Nice.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a bunch of different questions than the last
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: question being are you bush or bear? And then we
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: have to try to guess if they're a bushy beard.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: Now again the like there can't be any at all,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: no hair, so no, no like little landing strip, no whatever,
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: groomed even if it's groomed. Is if there's hair, that's bush.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: So that doesn't mean necessarily full bush, but any hair
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: at all, any hair at all. Right, Yeah, so that's
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: that's the game Bush Bear that that's coming up. Now,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: before we get to the game, because it's not just
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: it's not just reptiles at this event.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: No, it is not. And I did not realize are
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: they are.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 16: They selling reptiles and stuff there, selling geckos, wizards, snakes.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: Dude, there was and this place was huge. There was
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: tons of stuff.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: But look what they had. They we have Madagascar hissing
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: cockroach me in a video, and I was not happy
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: about that. Oh you saw the video already.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 16: No, not the cockroach one. You need to see the
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 16: one of me holding this cock I didn't want you
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 16: to drop your phone.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't swear on this to you, Okay, So
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: here I'm gonna show. I'll explain. I'll explain the video.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: Make sure we can hear. I really want to get
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: your reaction to this, so I'll show him the video.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: So here is the guy handing, uh, Morgan, this cockroach. Now,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: I will tell everybody, this is by far the biggest
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: cockroach I think I've ever seen in my life. We had.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: This thing is like the size of a hamster. Oh geez,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: are you ready, Greg? Watch how brave she is?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: Hold on huge? My god, that's big. That's your hand.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 16: Yeah, pretty much the size.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: Oh you can see then is just.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 5: This spiky legs. Look how big that sucker? Is an
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 5: impressive cockroach? But why just show a video and we
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: can actually outside.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: The studio there's because like right.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: Here, freaking out if you're holding your hand out, Morgan,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: this this thing takes up almost her entire palm.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: That's huge and I don't have a small baby hands.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: Craig was it ticklish and heavy?
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: And yeah, I was heavy and he's pretty chill like
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: He's got a box. It was empty. He was kind
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 4: of yeah, he kind of like threw it toward Greg
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: like he was gonna dump dump something on him about
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: taking We don't know, you know, I don't know.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 16: They were only like three dollars, five dollars that big
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 16: one dollars for us.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: That's so cheap. Did each get one?
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 17: Well?
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: I got a gift, but we'll get there.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 5: Do you have did they have? I want to get
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: a praying mantis because those are actually kind of common.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they had those side and they had the millipedes
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: like any bug you could think of.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: Fact, I remember I saw a millipede in my bathroom
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: and I shifted it into the shower and washed it down.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 5: The I actually bought over the break a praying mantis
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: egg sack.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: That's cool. Why for fun?
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 5: For science? Why does anybody get anything?
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: You guys never ordered one of those? Come on, I
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: never got that eggsact.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 5: I think unfortunately it hatched wall like I was out
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: of town. So now there's because you have to like
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: feed them these little flies. So another just buy one
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 5: praying mantis, like semi full grown in the studio.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: That makes sense, though, I should have What does ride
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: the crowd for us?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 18: Like?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: Is it what we're expecting?
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: Is it a stereotypical like these are the like you
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: look at somebody go yep, they're going to the reptile show.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 16: Like I found one pretty girl there and I don't
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 16: mean that lightly like, but that's just the crowd and
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 16: they're you know, bigger.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: I'm just being honest.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: Morgan makes me laugh.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to be nice.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: Holiness.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: Yes, a lot of tattoos, a lot of colored hair,
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: a lot of colored hair.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: Are we talking about that? But you know what she's doing,
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: She's just sharing observations.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: Hundreds of people there.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: Maybe my eyes are broken, who knows? This is what
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: I saw.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 16: Hundreds of people there and I was there like the
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 16: last few hours of the last.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 8: Day, and like wiry hair, I'm kind of guessing, well,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 8: we're sort of more natural looking.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 16: Oh for sure, like there was a musk in the
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 16: air a little yeah, yeah.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 7: No, what's your theory on why people look like that
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 7: at these events.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: Don't make me answer this messie. I don't think I
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: have a theory.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 16: A lot of the people I talked to, they say
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 16: their reasons for having reptiles and cockroaches and stuff is
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 16: because they can't care for a dog or a cat,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 16: so they.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: Live in apartments. Or they're busy.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: And have a cockroaches, a pet.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: Or a snake.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 16: Like about a bird, These are easier to care for animals.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: Here's wh I think you're going with this, Morgan, is
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: dogs and cats, especially dogs, or as an outdoor pet
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 5: as you as you're kind of hinting at yea, reptiles, tarantulas,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 5: et cetera. Are that's what you get your teenager that
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 5: they have in the basement. Those are indoor, dark, dank
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 5: sort of things for that sort of person. You're an
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 5: indoor dank person.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 16: Dark and dank is a good way to describe these people. Yeah,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 16: and did you know before I forget they served alcohol
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 16: these things.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: Wow, that was a surprise to me.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: That's what they do.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: And then you buy some lizard like they do a
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 5: purse shopping, right Manut, Yeah, she's describing what.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: She's, you know, seeing at a reptile convention the same
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 4: way we can make an assumption about the crowd like
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 4: a convention, right, but then you go there and if
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: that's what you observe, then and it matches the stereotype
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 4: that you were expecting. Well, you know, maybe this is
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 4: one of those examples where the stereotypes are based on truth.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it was weird because when I went to that
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 7: Barbie convention, like all the straight guys that I met,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 7: it was I was shocked by that. How big were
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 7: the iguanas Because when I was in a Cobo just recently,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 7: people were just like throwing iguanas onto people.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 7: So like if you're walking around like the Marina and stuff,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 7: like they want you to take photos with you and
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 7: they're like get money from you, yeah, and they just
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 7: like throw it onto your shoulders.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: The biggest You go to some cities they hand out mixtapes. Yeah,
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 4: you go to Cobo, man, they're throwing you.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 16: I didn't see Anna's that size. They did have like
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 16: huge tortoises though.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: For you know, I didn't ask, and they lived for
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: like eighty years. Yeah yeah, I mean they just sit there.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: So why well, after you know, the back and forth
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 4: are going to get the wallet and everything else. You know,
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: she was determined to have this round of Morgan's Bush
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: or Bear.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: You're gonna take it and you're gonna like it, which is.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: Which is what we're gonna play next here on the
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: Woody Shop.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 4: The Woody Ship, and time to play Morgan's Bush or Bear.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: So Morgan went to the reptile convention that we were
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: discussing before the break, and she found some volunteers who
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: would come and answer some questions, and then based on
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: those answers, the last question is are you bush or bear?
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: That's it. We have to try to guess based on
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: what we already heard. Just try to, you know, judge
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: a book by its cover. So we can't even we
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: can't even see these people.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 22: We can only just.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: Go by what we're hearing. But you guys can play along.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: There's no prize or anything.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 4: It's just it's just for fundsies. Bushy Bear now again
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: for the sake of the game. Bush is any kind
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 4: of hair. It all could be groomed, could be styled
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 4: into a you know, a shape or a pattern, landing, yeah,
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 4: stencil landing strip kind of thing.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: And then bear, of course, is what it is. Hardware floors.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: All right, So Bush or Bear, who's the first person?
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: This first lady is Nicole Nicole?
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: All right, So here we go at the reptile Convention, Bush.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: Or Bear, Nicole, what did you buy today?
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 12: A lot?
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: A lot?
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 6: Somehow I got bundled in with three scorpions, So I
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 6: got the three scorpions, and then they got two other scorpions.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: So that's five scorpions. Do you already have scorpions at home?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 22: Yes?
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: How many? I gotta think about this one?
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: Five?
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: So now you have ten? Yes?
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 11: And I do live streams with them.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: So what else did I get?
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 6: I just got two dart frogs and then I got
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 6: two tranchels.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: Do you have any cockroaches at home?
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 5: A lot?
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: Do you have any advice for someone that's scared of
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: bugs when.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 6: They really shouldn't be exposure therapy observing them in a
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 6: way that they aren't so creepy. So sometimes there's one
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 6: of mine that looks like she's got.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: A little dirty face.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 6: It's a tarantula and she's got little things, but it
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 6: looks dirty, and like, okay, just look at it this
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 6: way and are gonna see this little bucktique? Find something
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 6: that isn't so creepy in them? And then you'll kind
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 6: of come around.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: What's your biggest fear personally?
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 6: You're gonna laugh fish on Phobica Fish.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: What's your favorite band?
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 6: They're all like Jujus, Japanese, uh, Deer and Gray do
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 6: you know them? Also into like Hi Long and all
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 6: those kind of Vikingish fans.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: But yeah, and then so what's your job, like your
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: day job, pet store? Are you single? Dating on dating apps?
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 18: No?
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: I don't have the patience. And then one last question
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: for you. Are you Bush or Bear?
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 11: Why dark chogs are super cute?
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 5: Look at these?
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 11: Yeah, they're like all colorful.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, everything it's screaming, but I'm going Bear for some reason.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 8: You know why I'm leaning toward Bear because she lives
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 8: streams and something like that.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: Just I don't know it screams.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: You don't know what with her animals?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 4: I know, but it's not like OnlyFans type of live streaming, right,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: not camgirl type stuff.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: I don't think.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 5: So that's what I'm saying.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 16: So well, are thinking egg got you in the name
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 16: of exposure therapy?
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, don't open the genie's your gifts handing it to gress.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 16: Nothing alive. It's just something to help you get exposed.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 5: You take let's it was nice to get.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 4: Your gift money on this paper and stopping a vagina.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: You don't know there. Okay, it's some sort of plastic
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: ball in tissue paper. It has a Christmas What is that?
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: It's a dead butterfly.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 5: It looks a little snow snow.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: It's a little snow globe with a dead butterfly in it.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much because of Christmas.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: That's very.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: Welcome.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's incredibly Sweetene, she thought of you.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 11: That's pretty cool.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 4: Paris of Panish. She had to sell the beil to
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 4: buy them.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 5: Do you want these dead pragmantis nymphs?
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 4: All right, I'm saying Bush.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: I'm also saying Bush.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 4: Bear, Bear menaces Bear Morgan and Sammy.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 9: I'm saying Bush because if she doesn't have the patience
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 9: for dating Afster to date.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah you can't guess you already know sam Bear because
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: of the age.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: All right, Bush or Bear?
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: And then one last question for you, are you Bush
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: or Bear?
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 5: Okay?
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: That was not where I was going.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 6: That was uh, Bush very very eloquently Grays, just very very.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 5: Eloquently eloquent and eloquent.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 4: Okay, so she's saying trimmed but not bear right, all right,
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 4: Reptile Convention.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: Our next lady is named Mikayla.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: And Morgan's there asking the lady some questions and then
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 4: we got to figure out bush or bear.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm here with Michayla. My Kayla. What are
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: you looking at here at the Reptile Convention?
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 20: I am looking for gargoyle geckos?
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: Do you have get goos? Already? I have a crested
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: get go at home? What's a crescent get go?
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 20: They have really pretty eyelashes. They're known for being jumpy
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 20: and they're just they're they got dumb little faces. I
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 20: love them.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: So what do you do for a living?
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 20: I'm a receptionist at pet Groomers.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: What's the craziest dream you've ever had?
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 20: My most recent crazy dream we were at like a
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 20: beach bar and somebody somebody said something dumb and I
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 20: just started punching everybody and like knocking them out.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know why.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: What's your biggest goal in life?
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 10: To be happy?
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: I just want to be happy with my animals.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: Are you single?
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 16: Married?
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: Dating? I am very single. Are you on the dating apps?
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: I just hop back on Tender and I'm regretting it.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: Why are you regretting it?
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 20: Man? Nobody wants something real on there.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: They just want to touch you. So in your bio
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: and tender, what does this say?
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 20: First thing it says is no hookups and no friends
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 20: with benefits, and then it says my eight kids need
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 20: a father, and then in parentheses that's four snakes, a gecko,
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 20: a cat, a bunny, and a dog.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: The guy can be perfect, but what's something that just
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: absolutely know for you?
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 20: If I see them smoking weed in a picture, it
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 20: just turns me off. I'm not against it, but that
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 20: shouldn't be your whole personality down below?
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: Are you Bush or Bear? Yeah?
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 7: Sorry, Rick, she's anti weed, basically.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: Anti hookup, and so that that's leading you which way?
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: Bear Bear? Yeah?
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 8: I think I think her vibe, her sound her. I
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 8: just think she's out there looking even though she's discouraged.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: She's Bear Bear. I'm going Bush. She seems to have
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: zero interest in that world. It's all about the animals.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 4: So Bush I'm getting. I'm getting Bear vibes same. I mean,
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 4: could very easily be Bush with a lot of this stuff.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 4: Like you know, Greg was just saying, I but no
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 4: interest in gun instinct, said you're there, Sammy Bear, Bear,
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 4: Sea Bass.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 5: Her and her acrested. Get go or bushy?
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: Oh all right?
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 4: This is that the reptalk mentioned bush or bear. Mikayla
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 4: down below?
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: Are you bush or bear?
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 20: I keep myself like always five o'clock shadow because bald,
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 20: it's just itches, I get ingrowns and then full bush.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 20: It's just there's too much hair. So I give myself
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 20: the permanent five o'clock shadow.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 16: All rightology before five o'clock shadow, not for you, not
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 16: for that, I mean just to me.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: That just means stubble. But ye are not stubble, you
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: know what I mean?
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 5: Like I had like a number like a half on your.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, it was like that would be itchy.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 4: It's just long enough not to be itchy.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys would know better.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 4: Oh it's yeah, it's a it's a very specific length.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. After about a week it actually starts to hurt. Oh,
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: brilliant facial hair. I think like after a week.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, No, to me, it has to get longer in
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 4: order to know for the sometimes it can not hurt hurt,
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 4: but where you know, it's not any grounds. It's almost
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 4: like it's.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: Like too thick, too curious, too almost.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 4: Like too heavy, to where it's like pulling on the
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 4: skin in a way I don't know how to describe uncomfortable.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't want to use.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 4: It's not pain, it's it doesn't hurt.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 7: It actually just hurts touching brush.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 12: It is because it gets kind of brush.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: It you can never get it madded.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 4: I just I don't know, yeah, no, but there is
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 4: that you know, where you go from like just the
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 4: five o'clock shadows double kind of thing, and then there's
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 4: that middle part where it's itchy like oh man, and
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 4: then it grows out just another day or two longer,
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 4: and then you're fine, and then you're in the clear.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: Just power through.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah you're yeah, you're good.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 4: I mean I could see where you wouldn't want you
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 4: want to he was, you know, scratching your mound all day, lady,
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 4: like nor one more for the reptile convention bush or bear?
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 4: Who's this person's I hear Shira?
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: Okay? So I'm here with Shira okay, and what are
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: you doing here?
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 13: I'm just getting supplies. I'm not getting any more reptiles.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: I have enough. How many do you have at home?
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 16: I don't want to say more than ten or less
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 16: than ten.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 13: Less than ten, but it depends on if you're counting
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 13: invertebrates or not, because if it's invertebrates, then I have
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 13: more than ten, like spiders, scorpions, things like that.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: So are you single?
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: Married?
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 19: Dating?
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: Single?
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: So is that part of your you know.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 16: Spiel when you meet a guy's like, hey, I have
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 16: all these lizards and cockroaches.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 13: So the biggest thing with guys is the usually don't
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 13: like snakes, and I have snakes and I have snake
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 13: tattoos and stuff. So typically they're gonna be like, oh
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 13: my gosh, I'm terrified and I don't want to come
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 13: anywhere near your snakes.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, that's fine.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 5: It's like, wait, really, I didn't know that dudes are
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 5: afraid of snakes.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: Like that news to me. I mean, I would, but.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: Probably more scared of snakes than bugs.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 5: I totally disagree.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 11: Really really yeah.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 4: I don't think guys are afraid of either one except
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 4: for Greg Greg's you know.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 8: I mean, personally, I much of the holder snake than
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 8: a bug really Oh yeah.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, likewise, guard onto the next yeah bye.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 13: I used to definitely be afraid of spiders, hated them,
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 13: was terrified. Now I have multiple as pets and I
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 13: have a lot of respect for them. Usually most animals,
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 13: if you leave them alone, they leave you alone.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: How many tattoos do you have?
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 5: Too many to count?
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: And what's your dream job?
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 13: I love working with animals. I actually this year started
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 13: working at an animal shelter, so I get to help
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 13: animals every single day and help people do what's best
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 13: for their animals.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: I think that's kind of like my dream job. What's
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: your favorite fast food joint?
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 5: Probably in and out?
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: And then one last question? Are you bush or bear?
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 5: I love the bridge.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 4: How many tattoos would you? I mean just looking at her?
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, covered, like I wouldn't have been able to I'm getting.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 4: I think people have got a lot of tattoos. I
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 4: mean they they'll keep the skin clear so you can
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 4: really kind of see the tattoos.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: A good point, yea, and very in tune with her body.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 11: She had a bushy voice to me, though she does
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 11: have a bushy voice, that's true.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: I did think about the.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: Sound.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: I'm just going but from now on.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 4: Said, unless they have alopecia, these are all bush on
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 4: the text because the reptiles. All right, I'll say, uh, I'll.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: Say bear, bear bush, bush bears up all right? Sheer
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: a butcher bear.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: Are you bush or bear?
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 13: Depends on how I'm feeling, so for the majority of
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 13: the time, I mean, when I was younger, I would
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 13: say bear, Older, I get bush.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: Do you ever use stencils like I have a coworker
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: that she likes to stencil like a Christmas tree for
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: the holidays and like do funny stuff like that.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 13: No, that's too much for her, but that's too much
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 13: for me.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 4: It really takes a commitment, you know, you have you
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 4: got gotta be like really in the Christmas crafty the
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 4: missile toe pretty.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 16: She used to be bear, but now now it's Bush.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 5: So good job, guys, Thank you hard.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 4: Game Morgan, Thank you for all the commitment.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: Of course you enjoyed that butterfly.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 4: Driving back and forth the gifts that she brought, the
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 4: red talking metrics around the Busher bear More Show's next
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 4: hang on would.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: Be considered a preservative genetically.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 9: Modified genetically modified men's origin.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: Maybe yes, exactly right. The show.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: Show man.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: People just don't know when the shut up. You know, yeah,
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 2: it happens. It's forty four year old guy in Michigan.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 4: He was in court facing some charges firing a gun
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 4: outside of a school after the school refused to let
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 4: him pick up his kid. And he didn't shoot at
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 4: the school, but it was it was enough to send
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 4: the entire school into an active shooter lockdown.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 5: Sure what he was doing?
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 4: So anyway, he had his arraignment on zoom and during
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 4: it he refused to give the judge his name, even
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 4: answer any of the questions, and at one point the
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 4: guy said that.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: The court was wasting his time.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 4: And he even put his fingers into his ears to
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 4: lock out what the judge was saying.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, man, how old are we to.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 4: He was told he's facing charges of terrorism and a
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 4: bunch of firearms charges, but he wasn't hearing it. Instead,
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 4: he called the judge a racist and told her like
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 4: people tell the car n arcs to get a real job.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 4: This is a judge is a real jentleman, a pretty
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 4: real job up there.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 2: I have I have a have a little clip for me.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: Please don't get by when you talk to you play
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: with me. Goodbye. I heard you.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: Did you stay your name for the record, sir.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 23: Good bye, I even talk to you. Goodbye. Don't play
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 23: with me. I don't want to see no judge Martin.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 23: Goodbye instead, don't play with me. Just get over right now,
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 23: I'm done talking to.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 10: It's a leg sir, that you did threaten to come
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 10: in in active terrorism and did communicate that threat to
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 10: another person. That's the felony, punishable back to twenty years
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 10: in prison and or a fine of twenty thousand dollars.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 2: No, it's okay, sorry.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 23: Racist in my life, a bunch of racist doing and stuff.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 23: Don't waste my time. Why don't you get a real job?
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 23: Go get a real job?
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 4: Yea, get get a real job. Yeah, you know, like
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 4: sentencing me to prison.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't understand that you don't have a real job.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 8: I don't understand the racist element of this. You shot
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 8: a gun outside of a school, you're racist?
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 4: Well, this is the same people will pull that card
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 4: for anything, for anything, or they'll try to drag kids
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 4: into it somehow, like how is this affecting children? They
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 4: also start throwing around the why don't you get a
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 4: real job?
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: They have nothing?
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 25: Yeah, they have nothing real to to argue with. I
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 25: don't think it's going to go well for him because
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 25: so many people are worried about being labeled a racist
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 25: or a misogynist or whatever.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: Math is racist.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 4: Remember math is racist. I adopted this approach a number
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 4: of years ago, where so, well you're a racist, and
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 4: I go, all right, that's fine, you don't care. I
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 4: go no, because if you've decided I don't get you. Yeah,
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 4: like if whatever I said or did in your mind,
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 4: like how how am I supposed to why even bother arguing?
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 11: Why would I defend myself to your brain?
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 4: So like, it doesn't mean that I am a race.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 4: It just means in your eyes to you, I am.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 4: And I don't really concern myself with you all that
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 4: much if.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: When you're in front of a judge you want to
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 2: swear a lot too, right.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because I was told that will they'll just release
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  Speaker 7: you then, right, that's what I heard.
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  Speaker 2: It'll be like, oh, well that's that's fine, we'll just
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  Speaker 2: call it even.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you showed me you're very passionate.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Another thing when you take that apro which, like I
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 4: was mentioning about, okay, well, however, someone has decided you
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  Speaker 4: have to number one, legitimately not concern yourself with it.
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  Speaker 4: You have to have the ability to not care people.
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  Speaker 4: Very difficult for a lot of people think about my
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  Speaker 4: wife or my mom, or I wish I was more
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  Speaker 4: like you in that way. And I don't know, maybe
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  Speaker 4: just came with you know, time, over years and years
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  Speaker 4: and years of not caring. I don't I don't know
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  Speaker 4: what it is. But the part that is difficult for
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  Speaker 4: me because I say to people, as long as it's
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  Speaker 4: something that I've actually said or I've actually done, then
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  Speaker 4: you are free to whatever. Don't base it on what
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  Speaker 4: you interpreted or what you know. It has to be
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  Speaker 4: something that I've actually said or something I've actually done.
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  Speaker 5: I think we can all assume. No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 4: That that's the part that will drive me crazy exactly.
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  Speaker 4: And it's not that whatever you have now labeled me
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  Speaker 4: as whatever is okay. It's the fact that, no, you
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  Speaker 4: have the facts wrong, that you're judging or making that
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  Speaker 4: judgment right.
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  Speaker 2: So the facts right necessarily care. It's that you want
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  Speaker 2: to know what they're basing it on.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they'll say, oh, well you said X y Z. No, No,
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  Speaker 4: I didn't say that. I said this, you have done
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  Speaker 4: for your interpretation of your Uh, what's the what's the
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 4: your When you have an agenda for your agenda, you're
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 4: part of your telling the story this way, when in reality,
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 4: this is what I said.
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  Speaker 2: This just happened with somebody. Oh, Howard Stern.
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  Speaker 4: Kim Kardashian had said that, Howard Stern said X y
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  Speaker 4: Z about her, and it's like, I never said that,
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  Speaker 4: and they have tapes of everything.
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  Speaker 5: So he played what he actually said person yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And and and so her whole argument, her whole position
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 4: was blown up.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 4: You can think whatever you want as long as it's
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 4: based on something that somebody actually did or actually said, right,
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  Speaker 4: and that's it.
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  Speaker 11: Even then, you know, relax.
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  Speaker 4: People are asked, like, what's something you decided to stop
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 4: caring about in twenty twenty six watching the news? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that's my number one thing I think so far. It's
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 4: it's it's I didn't set out on that or.
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  Speaker 2: Watch it watching the news too much. It just kind
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: of organically happened, and it's working for you, and I'm
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: kind of digging it. Yeah, yeah, good.
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  Speaker 17: Oh.
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  Speaker 7: Can I say something real quick about the news that
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 7: I have to learn in twenty twenty six is I
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 7: think probably like fifteen years ago, I've figured out a
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 7: way to be come not emotionally attached to news. So
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  Speaker 7: I can watch news all day long and not have
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 7: it affect me emotionally in like a certain way. Right,
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  Speaker 7: So like whatever said on any.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 4: Political but triggered triggered in any way, I can just.
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  Speaker 7: Look at it in a blank stare and just like
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 7: you know, retain the news. But I got to understand
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  Speaker 7: that not everybody's the same when I try to discuss
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 7: the news with somebody, because they might have an emotion
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 7: attachment to it.
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  Speaker 4: Sure, So what's something you've decided to stop caring about
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 4: in twenty twenty six? Again, for me, it's news. Some
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 4: of the other things that people replied with keeping up
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  Speaker 4: with the people that you grew up with or were
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 4: apart from.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 4: Like if you're the one always making the effort on stuff,
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 4: maybe it's time to not do that. Other people's opinions
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  Speaker 4: of you.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 5: That's a big one, because that's.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 4: That's where people get in trouble. They get so they
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 4: get they get so annoyed by like what who cares?
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 2: Who cares it? That's what? But that that's now why
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: you're fighting. That's not why you're arguing endlessly with somebody
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 2: because they've labeled you whatever. Who cares.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 7: That's There's a great episode with Mel Robbins, who's a
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 7: huge podcaster, and she has an episode with Kreischer. She
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 7: went on his podcast and she said, let them, let them,
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 7: let them, let them feel whatever, whatever upset with you.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 4: I saw another really good thing said, some people tell
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 4: you I'm the the nicest guy they've ever met. Other
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 4: people tell you I'm the biggest a hole they've ever met.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 4: They earned the version they got.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, wow, that's really good. That's true.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 4: I could be super or it could be a big
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 4: a hole. Yeah, and I know that's true. But I
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 4: don't start by being an a hole. You've you've certainly earned,
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 4: you've earned. I have a very low tolerance for people.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 2: You know, who are being whatever version.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 11: You see with an a it's yours to keep or lose.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, other things, what something you decided to stop caring about?
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 4: In twenty twenty six, responding to text as soon as possible,
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 4: I just let it breathe.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 2: I try to, But if I don't, I.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 4: Know, getting peer pressured into going out.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: Oh totally, Like we're adults.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 11: Why are you peer pressuring me?
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 5: This?
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 2: This?
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 4: This is me probably five or six years ago. Things
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 4: you can't control, if you don't have direct control or
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 4: influence on it, then don't worry about it. I know
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 4: it's difficult, but you you just don't have any influencer control,
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 4: So you're just going to.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 2: Drive yourself nuts. Yeah, so if you can't, you know,
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 2: if you can't control it, don't sweat it so hard. Yeah,
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 2: sports in general, making good time when driving the.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 11: Sports I got to do that.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 2: The sports thing is a constant struggle, though. I tell
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 2: myself that every season. Yeah, don't care so much. Don't
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 2: care so much, you're gonna have a stroke. And then
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 2: I care.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're making good time while you're driving. Watch somebody
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 4: who's weaving in and out of traffic.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 2: See that all the time.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 4: They don't really end up all that far ahead of
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 4: you in the grand scheme of things, like they may
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 4: be I don't know, fifteen cars ahead of you now, yeah,
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 4: but fifteen cars Like when it comes to getting and
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 4: arriving at your destination, how much time did they really
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 4: did they really gain?
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 9: But sometimes it's just fun I used to be like that,
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 9: and I love weaving in and out of everybody, and
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 9: I wouldn't.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 5: Get your bad I wouldn't.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 9: I wouldn't get that much like further ahead than anybody.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: But there was a thrill in it for some reason.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: I'm not like that anymore, though.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 4: What's the always to stop caring about in twenty twenty six?
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 4: Trendy clothing? Yeah, somebody's buying your house? The holidays in general.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well, I think because you realize how much
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 4: work goes there's work, oh man, just the amount of
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 4: time for figuring out, buying, acquiring, wrapping, distributing gifts right there,
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 4: and then you're talking about how much time it takes
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 4: just to decorator, take down all the decorations like minimize
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 4: is there is there a happy medium somewhere? Yeah, less
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 4: is more, you know, like not going so crazy, giving
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 4: yourself a little bit of a break.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, let's tell your wife and Sammy there's a happy
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 8: medium on Christmas decoration.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 2: Uh huh, there is.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 4: I mean she could decorate her house like Will Ferrell
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 4: did an elf in the toy department, but.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: I could be way worse.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 5: There is a happy medium, that's true.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so there's a question on the text, what's something
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 4: that you've decided to stop caring about in twenty twenty six?
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 4: And I would I see I interpreted that it's like,
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 4: not that you don't care at all. Everybody cares to extent,
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 4: not a little bit, but that you're you're not you're
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 4: not driving yourself nuts whatever, You're not controlling you.
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  Speaker 19: Yeah, sensitivity training for a politically correct world show.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care about your feelings.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 4: All right, I's going to do it here on this
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 4: Monday again, you know, not not a live show today,
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 4: but we wanted to put something together to make sure
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 4: that you had something to listen to, because it just
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 4: wasn't that we didn't see it feasible at our age
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 4: to wake up, to wake up for the normal time
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 4: that we have to get up to do the show
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 4: live here this morning and then go down and do
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 4: the whole takeover thing until one o'clock in the morning.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 4: So we do have our actual live broadcast which is
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 4: happening this afternoon starting at five from where, Oh, Disney
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 4: California Venture Park. What's happening there? Oh, it's the Woodie
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 4: Show after hours take over. So that is happening tonight.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 4: Congratulations again to all of our winners, everybody who won,
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 4: your way in, everybody who showed up at the Albertsons
• 1:38:56
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• 1:38:57
  Speaker 2: There, everybody who won earlier in the week.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 4: And also you know for the big, the big you
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 4: know ticket windows that we did on Friday, all that
• 1:39:06
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• 1:39:10
  Speaker 4: definitely see you for the broadcast five to nine pm. Again,
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 4: we're gonna be set up for the broadcast right to
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 4: the left of Guardians of the Galaxy, to the right
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 4: of the High Period Theater. So make your way all
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 4: the way down Hollywood Boulevard, make that sharp turn to
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 4: the right, just past the High peri in theater on
• 1:39:24
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• 1:39:25
  Speaker 4: broadcast areas set up. Stop by, say hi, we'll get
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 4: a picture or you know whatever. And if you're staying
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 4: for the takeover, great, But even if you're in the
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 4: park today until the public gets kicked out, you know,
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 4: stop on buy and say hi. And thanks again to
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 4: our friends at Disney for you know, allowing us to
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 4: do this. Yeah, it's it's truly incredible that of all
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 4: the shows that they allow us to do this, and
• 1:39:48
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• 1:39:50
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• 1:39:53
  Speaker 4: and everybody who came out to those things.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 2: So that's it. We'll see you back here.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 4: I mean, we don't have to do an MD doublem
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 4: today parting words and wisdom because this is basically we'll
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 4: see you later.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not going all right.
• 1:40:05
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• 1:40:08
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