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Birthday Girl by Penelope Douglas - Part 2 · Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily

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Hi friends. You're listening to lose the
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plot with color and Emily. Welcome to part 2 of reading
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birthday, girl by Penelope. Douglas, we are covering
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chapters 16 to 29 in this episode so warning there will be
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spoilers I'm Carla.
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And what do you see in me? Girl, I'm Emily.
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And I have a vibrator on with bigger balls in you when I was
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like, trying not to laugh before I try not to laugh about the
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fact that I just remembered that she was grinding a desk.
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Oh, dude. That's a whole separate podcast.
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Oh no. Okay, so, jumping right back in,
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where We left off. We are now up to chapter 16 a
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pivotal part in the book run program, where things start
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changing? Where we left off.
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Do you remember what was happening?
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I'm pretty sure they were outside hosing.
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Each other off, right? Okay.
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And then Cole interrupted them Cole.
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Damn cold. You know what I realized the
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name is, Tim? Is Crema it Daddy's first names,
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Kyle. I don't even know what we called
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it in the first. Keith Keith.
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We were close. Made it Australian good.
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Anyway, so now Jordan's babysitting question mark, So I
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think after they kind of go through the little bit of,
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they're not talking to each other, it's a bit weird.
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He says some shit like I don't want you to feel forced and she
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was like well it was me too and then she's babysitting.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Who is this two-year-old? I forget already.
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I'm premise Cloud cream. Hi Kate's Kids Next Door.
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And so what I want to know is how a two-year-old is shooting a
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water gun. So efficiently kids.
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Fuck you up to Iran. Yeah, they pass speak, but you
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best, believe you best. Believe you getting fucking shot
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in the eye. Oh, the best part of this part
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where she was babysitting and they were all having this little
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family, fun picture, perfect little bit.
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Yeah, was that Pike was sitting there and he was constantly like
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even saying in his own head. He's so surprised he hasn't
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energy to just have a basic good time in the pool.
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He's 38, he's not. 78. I mean, I'm trying to work out.
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What's been doing, like you know what each is.
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MM. He's not Hugh Hefner.
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No, he's not in the not in a fucking grave next to Marilyn
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Monroe. He's not like decrepit.
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I mean, is this a future Emily? Is that what happens when you
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turn 38? You just die.
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I thought 40 is the new 30? It's apparently not.
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I thought he was fit. He was a.
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Yeah. He's apparently ready to Keel
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over. He works in construction.
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Be can't Splash around in a pool with the two-year-old.
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I mean, that surely is good for his old man muscles.
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Yeah, exactly. You little rehab things, a
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little rehab for you. Like, paddling, she's
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babysitting him as well. He doesn't die.
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That's why he has to have ladies.
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It's not because of him, babysitting Duchess kids, he
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needs it for his little Grandpa around thrilled, but he was just
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sitting there being like, Oh my God, that's like what, bro, can
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you not stand on the bottom? Not a short King, it's giving a
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foot. It's giving my confidence levels
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in a pool, which is like none. I just come on anyway, that was
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just a funny scene. How are you both expecting to
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live? And continue living in this
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situation and both start seeing other people kind of thing, I
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don't know, because it's kind of like an indefinite.
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She doesn't know when she's moving out.
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I would have moved out. I would have moved out.
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Well, first of all, both of us money living, and what kind of
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fucking Playboy Mansion situation, could you are living,
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I'm do something traumatizing, could you imagine 10 years, 10
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years, Young track. You'd like I decide to live with
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my ex boyfriends. Dad dude, quit.
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He couldn't even swim in a pool. It's too much.
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She's probably telling her actual friend or she doesn't
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really have any. She's got no friends.
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Friends know if she did, she wouldn't be in the situation.
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I mean, Justice for Jordan, Justice for Georgia needs to be
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rescued. This is honestly, why, and I get
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so angry later, but just for sure, you're gonna, you're gonna
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just put a pin in your anger. I'm gonna put a pin in it.
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This is why so much has gone wrong is because she doesn't
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have enough peers in her life. She doesn't have any good friend
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and all her friends are older. They're all older.
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Yeah they don't get it. I mean, her boss kind of like is
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grossed out. Of my about it.
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Yeah I wanted more from. She'll she'll yeah.
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Shell could have given more. What is tubing?
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What tubing? We literally live in Australia
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and you do not know what you're being else.
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Is that when you go on a big weenie, like the big donut?
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Yeah, it's easily. Oh, well, I'm done that.
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What do we call it? Oh my, that's what I think.
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I'm just stuck on the word. I think it's not even fun.
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I've done it one time. I felt like I was gonna die
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screaming, the guy had to stop and turn around because you look
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like it's a bitch. Okay?
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I was having a mental health concern, you haven't Flex.
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This is about the actual fear. I had was my contacts were gonna
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fly out of my head because I had at the time, Glass not glass bit
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like old-school hard contacts, is it?
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And they cost a lot of money to make them custom to your
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eyeball? Was I wearing goggles?
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Of course not. Why would I wait?
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Kunkel something that's embarrassing.
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Exactly. So I was more screaming with my
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eyes completely shot. Imagining them just flying and
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look $500 on the context just pissing in the wind.
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No good. Anyway, that's my experience.
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So I don't I can't remember how this came up but she was
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basically like I was invited tubing.
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Well what do I do? Daddy am I allowed to go?
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Tubing? Why?
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And then he says no she wasn't asking for permission.
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Who is he to call her easy? Pickings.
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Who is having sex after tubing. What who is nothing gets.
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You don't like being on a huge inflatable ween.
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Emily you're missing out. Did you know that the world's
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greatest aphrodisiac is to be it's fearing for your life and
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dirty. Murky water.
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Exactly. It's you don't know when pumping
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it's not the end of the potential infection but again,
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the coochie in fact dude where are you tubing in the swamp?
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Yeah. Apparently.
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Oh my God, I'm sweating laughing so much.
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But okay, he calls her easy. Pickings sir, you had your crush
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move into your home, but a little calling easy pickings,
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like, you didn't plan this. Like this wasn't planned from
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the start and it's funny how it's okay for him to call her
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easy pickings, when she hasn't even had any real interest in
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males this entire time, why? In her behavior indicates that
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she's some kind of complete idiot.
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Ho, it's a long legs. And that skin.
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Sweet. Sweet moisturize skin.
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I just don't get like. So you're drinking and tubing.
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Obviously, that's what all the kids are doing.
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That's what that's how I get STIs.
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That's how she's an easy picking.
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So he's panicking. He's like Boomer panicking and
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then he pretty much has no There's like a bit where he
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says, it's like putting a stake in front of a starving Pitbull
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and saying, don't touch this, excuse me.
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So, that is the biggest reason I'm like, are you kidding?
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That's a gross analogy for one. And two does can do better than
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men. You can't tell me otherwise,
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what is he like, implying that she's not allowed to be around
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any males from now on, because she's a piece of meat.
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Yeah, that's, that's his problem, but he thinks she's a
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piece of me. I'm not patient.
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Men take him out if that Boomer mentality.
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So they both ended up having shower fantasies about each
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other. I was like stop stop.
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It has more in common than I thought.
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I mean, do they not have other places of this?
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Massive home that they keep dropping over?
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Now, I'm imagining her masturbation scene, but him, and
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exactly her place. Oh my God, like Kiss the wall.
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But you marching is back in, like, let's start be Suds, just
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get down. Yes.
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Are you kidding him? Like with her loofah.
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Oh no not the loofah switch. I don't remember if it's part of
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the fantasy but there was a part there where it don't know why I
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put it in all caps tugging on her nip.
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It's hugging there was a part where it was like tugging and I
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don't know if he was like chewing on it and like pulling
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it may be and I was like, maybe there's a reason why this is
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happening in his fantasies. And I definitely don't see that
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in my highlights. Yeah, it's not worth
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highlighting. I was probably also traumatized
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by that don't have the nipple, but I can't remember.
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That was in the fantasy or not, but whatever his fantasies were
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weird. They were so weird.
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Yeah, why he had to have I know like Most people fall asleep to
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their fantasies like that. Well, the fact that he had to
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have a way to a whole like she's pregnant.
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She's my wife. Come on, this was clearly
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written by women because that's not on many think and apparently
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my picket fence. Look at her planning.
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My flowers, like I'm sorry, but no, I thought it was awkward
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that in the fantasy. Who's practically going to bust
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a nut in five, S just imagining her dry-humping him.
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Mostly stop. Stop it.
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Stop it! Stop!
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Stop it! You can do better.
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I want one of those like Tomita rulers and just I just have it.
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He's really he's really playing to his age.
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He's old man, so when he after he has that fantasy, he comes to
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the realization that he needs to quote unquote.
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Fuck a real thing. It wasn't even a person.
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Emily. Someone better call Peter on
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this bid, I'm concerned. There's something sauce about
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that wording. Oh my God.
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He said, I've got a fucking thing thing.
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What's not real about Jordan? What?
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I mean she is a book character, so, you know, yeah, I don't
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know. That whole thing was just very
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sauce. He's just weird man.
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I feel like toxic masculine straight men and missing
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essential food groups, You know how they just avoid entire food
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groups? Yeah.
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They highlighted a lot in this parent.
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I almond milk. He's so excited.
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That's probably what I was thinking about.
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Hmm. He's like if it doesn't come
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straight from a county, I don't want no nuts for him.
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It's like, it's too. I'm a 58 to have not the milk.
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And why is it always the straight men?
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So affected by it, but I could see Jordan pegging him.
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So, yeah, it makes sense what, it's always the so strong, man.
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I love that. Leap.
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At this point, we got a, the tiniest little Snippets of coal.
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The fact that he's just living his life on board, that is kind
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of low-key funny. He's literally bugs me because
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it doesn't make sense. How do you have character
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development and you're not in the story?
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No, but he doesn't really matter.
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Like he doesn't seem to have thoughts feelings, anything?
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I, you know what, she could and like, a perfect job of just
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Variety in him, completely out of the story and then rewriting
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him in every now and then. Yeah.
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I mean, we got more of J McCabe. Then we got, of course, I know.
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Why are we getting more? Jay McCabe, funky McCabe.
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So, Jordan is invited to like a party right with Dutch.
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And his wife Street potluck, yeah, ill boring.
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But wouldn't that be so boring to be a third wheel to an actual
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adult party when you're 19? Yeah, because she literally had
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to play with the kids. Yeah.
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But it's awkward because he sort of came as her plus-one almost
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till and she made all the food and then she sort of branched
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off with the other young people at one stage.
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Yeah. And then she was being really
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pick me about the girl who happened to have a fancy purse
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and a lot of her issues with everyone.
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Her own age, came out through, I can't believe that some girl
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would want such a materialistic person and it's like, okay, not
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you living in some big-ass house.
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Yeah. And then so, why are you going
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to shun that girl for that? Yeah.
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And then decide that it's not worth having friendships with
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anyone. She's giving pick me.
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As soon as she went like muddy. You know what I mean?
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There's the it's a type. It's a type of person.
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So she comes home after hanging out with all those I guess.
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Young people. Hmm and then she notices that
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Pike's car is there. Yeah and but all the lights down
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stairs are off. Imagine if she walked in and
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Pike was banging that April lady in the pool Cole style.
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Oh my God. God, that would be.
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So that would be the Cherry is like his dad.
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Let's get out to go multi-generational on their
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houses aaah kind of the slide of that she's like hold up with the
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grave, she has to she has to fucking do rifling through for
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the family tree. He's got a log into 23andMe know
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there's some great uncle out there going like why do I feel
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like someone's thinking about me?
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He's sniffing the young girl in the a I can't young.
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You always try skin, then when does it end?
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She's setting up generational trauma for them all.
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Yeah, animal fucking will look to be honest.
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Okay, remember how we talked about?
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We talked about how it was justified that she banged Cole's
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dad, because: her dating for us. Yeah, in amount of time and she
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cheated on him in front of my face basically.
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Yeah, Pike. Having sex with this April lady
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would be totally fine and she would just have to accept it.
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She would run. It would just be funnier for her
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to just be like, hey what's Your dad's address is he still I need
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to send some snail mail real quick.
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I'm busy. Can I borrow your car as it?
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Is it we in the area. Know, if he's 38.
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How old do you reckon? The dad is if they followed the
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same pattern, of having them young 60 70.
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It's fine. He's not even decayed.
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The crackers. Yeah.
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That's where we draw the line Emily.
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He has the Decay that turns us off.
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It's I'm being a man but look it's a contributing factor you
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have to pick and choose like yeah.
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So I just thought that would be hilarious.
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So she reacted kind of passive aggressively.
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I took it took me the whole of that scene to work out why she
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put the milkshake in the washing machine.
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I was like, did she really put a milkshake or did she write it
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weirdly and she put it in bin and then it took me until the
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next chapter where she was like, I The milk shake out the washing
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machine. I'm like, why would you quit
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when I would put it on his bed, walk upstairs, and put it on his
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fucking bed, but he was in the bedroom.
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Now, he's in the basement, they weren't even in the bedroom yet.
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So what were they doing? Like, grinding on that deep
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freezer like, what's going on YouTube?
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You never know what goes on in those basement.
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Rooms on that poker table. Yeah, who knows that poker
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table, be folding real quick. You probably don't it himself.
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Yeah, you embarrassing. I just fuck you on this book
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table. I'd advise I just thought it's
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funny how all the lights in the house were offered there just in
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the dingy basement. Like, hello, why would you be
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there and not in the lounge room?
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Like, I don't know. He's civilized person, was he
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gonna chop her up and put her in the freezer?
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What the hell? He was trying to fuck a thing.
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So he's treating her like a thing.
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I don't know. That was, how do you convince a
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woman to go into a basement? The first time, she's gone to
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your house. Well, she kind of knew him, so I
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assume there's been something. He's not a murderer.
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Yeah, for sure. For whatever reason, she trusted
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him to go and she's with psychotic because literally if I
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walk downstairs and I see in a table and which is all I'm
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assuming and a deep freezer and they're starting of saw, I would
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have been in the next state. And a new country.
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How do we need an hour? Damn, I really forgot something
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in my car or skirt. Correct stray be going down the
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road just hit 100K hits the imaginary dog.
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He apparently has I just I don't know.
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I'm a petty bitch though. So as soon as I figured out that
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situation was happening old mate Carter or whatever his name was
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would be ding dong kyun. Getting five minutes flat.
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I wouldn't be back in the car down the road.
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Well somewhat someone's going to come over to have noisy, noisy
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headboard sex. There's no other solution funny
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if she just waiting upstairs because you didn't see her come
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home either and she was just banging the wall, I could you
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roses. Yes, like easy.
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A yeah. And her in the gay friend like
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pretending. Yeah.
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If she did that and then say he ran upstairs, this is very
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funny. In my mind and he's like slams
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into door dramatically and she's just moving her bed around.
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Huh. Oh my God you'd be like.
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She's just like I'm just renovating.
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The thing is, he could then be like okay then and still
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continue things with April. She wanted to ruin everything.
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Well, blasting music's not going to do anything.
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Sorry that's not going to slow my roll.
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If anything could Quicken it up, wouldn't ya?
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Be like, oh cool. I don't know what that is, but I
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mean it's loud. She can't hear a thing.
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She's occupied clearly. Yeah, I would have invited.
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At least the boy over, just to make him jealous.
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Not even if we're going to do anything.
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But yeah, like caught it could be a loser.
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Didn't Jordan? Start sort of slut-shaming
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April. When they had an argument, but
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oddly in a is weird. It was gross.
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Yeah. Because April is a fully grown
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woman who thinks that they've got an appropriate relationship
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going on yet. You would assume as an outsider
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because that's his sons ex-girlfriend.
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And she's Maybe hanging around to move out soon.
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Yeah, that's what April think. I mean when they all came out to
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like their Hometown, the shaver was probably like that makes
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sense. Yeah, that makes the Tantrum
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makes sense but it was just I don't know why.
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You slut shaming, April when you're the one who wants to bang
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him as well. Yeah.
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Not you both having the same taste in men but you calling her
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a ho I mean just because that April's getting some hmm.
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Ridiculous. So they started having an
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argument that would Back and forth and the tension was
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building up. She said somewhere that her
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vibrator has bigger balls than ever so long.
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Yeah, yeah. I have a 5 right up there with
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bigger balls than you, but who's buying vibrators for the balls?
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I was just, you know, like a like, what?
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Get some custom made. They do not me.
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Clutching my pearls. Vibrating balls.
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I couldn't get over her saying, it's immediately the next page
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after that, because even if she stayed and she rode you to
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Kingdom Come not long through me.
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I was like, who says, who says Kingdom?
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Come me. Lady cats.
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You next time. It's what what are we in
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Bridgeton even though I speak better.
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No, and then she goes, you'll still wake up thinking about me
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before you even remember, she's in your bed next year.
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You've been confident. Wow Kingdom Come, I instantly
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pitch it just for riding a horse.
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How did she go from my fucking vibrant has bigger balls in you
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to like this fairy tale bullshit?
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Yeah. Like a second lat.
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It's because she's a child. He literally spanks her and it
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was like, a weird kid play straight away.
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I was like, literally stop. They were like yelling the
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tension was building that we're going to like hook up, right?
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And then this is the way that it described him, it sounded like
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he horny attacked her like a football tackle.
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The way it was described like he just bulldozed are like that
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room into the door, like the door knocked over and
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everything. Like everything fell over, it
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was just intense. She's a little girl apparently
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home. Oh no, not the little girl's
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girl. You know he may be on a practice
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little girl but but I think I'll figure it.
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It's always said. Yeah.
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Oh and the bullets are you away? Maybe out of practice little
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girl and I'll think I'll figure it out.
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Oh, you're gonna figure out the closest way to go to the fucking
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police station. Clit on Brum Brum, why do we
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Have to listen to the sex scene from Pike's point of view.
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Goddamn I'm annoyed. I don't want to hear this.
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I want to hear her quiver like we want to hear her shark, not
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know what I can't have shook. Its she was the only way to get
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me through. And then there was a bit where
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it said, face-to-face. Like she's five years old and
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I'm like, don't put this in my brain.
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You don't make her a child. It was so.
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Oh my God, like, When she's like, where I think it was like,
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where do you want me to kiss you?
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You know that bit? Yeah, he's going down on her.
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He goes, use your adult word. She's been a little girl to this
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point. Yeah.
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Why did he beat up saying, at all words, I was like, oh no
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Omer, someone call me. And then she's like, this is how
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I pictured it. She was like, um, um
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mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi. Fucking hell are seeing that.
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Like I don't even think I fully. I just I honestly disassociated
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while I was reading this. I was like, I can't and for some
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reason I felt like this sexing went for a really uncomfortable
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amount of time and with the constant like adult words,
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five-year-old face little girl, little girl.
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I was like the stammering. Well, I don't know.
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This is where the classic. What do you see in me?
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A girl line came in already. Although, like what do you, what
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do you? What do you see in her sir?
24:30
What do you see about? Because, because it's looking
24:34
pretty sauce. He locks the door before they
24:37
get fully into it. He locks the door and stares at
24:39
her. Do you know the amount of
24:43
uncomfortability that would give me?
24:44
I mean, Jordans not like a confident girl.
24:47
Maybe that's why they didn't do it from her perspective because
24:50
she would have been like he's staring at me or would lie?
24:54
He also So ripped her undies, just just disintegrated
24:58
apparently I thought he was an old man had no strength.
25:03
It was very conflicting evidence where her hair and he's from why
25:07
are they just falling all the way it just sounded like you
25:10
ripped it not the came out and he's not the cotton Orleans.
25:14
They barely last not steady. Imagine if he went down on her
25:19
and then she just dips That white girl boss.
25:22
Oh my God. And she just like it wasn't even
25:25
worth it. What kind of sleep paralysis
25:37
demon? I usually just walks out.
25:39
This is the wrong room, your boyfriend's.
25:42
Father sweet. He's like sitting there like,
25:50
finally time to go he's like it's life is like flashing
25:54
blowers. I meant when he said it enough,
25:56
that she's finally like I'm a child.
25:58
She's like I have this on record.
26:04
It was almost illegal. I was just fucked up.
26:09
It's annoying. That he'd finally decide that
26:11
she's an adult. After they have sex.
26:13
I'm a single man. She's single.
26:17
I'm single. He we're both adults.
26:20
Yeah. So is she 5 years?
26:21
Older? She and are incapable of
26:23
consent. Neither the lines are very
26:25
blurry. She is property.
26:28
Get it right? Sorry.
26:29
Sorry I nearly went off. Track.
26:32
She's an aesthetic placeholder for the house, right?
26:35
Okay, my bad. What did you think?
26:37
Overall of that first sex scene? Hmm.
26:40
No. They've had one probably, like,
26:43
45 months of built-up tension. Yeah.
26:46
It could have been more and you don't really just go straight
26:48
into a role-playing Parts. No.
26:51
Because why would you just immediately do that?
26:53
Not knowing if they thought it was okay.
26:54
We would creep me out. I'd be like, oh, you know what?
26:57
I forgot to get the meat out of the freezer.
27:02
It runs and Paxil my bags. How gross was it when they were
27:06
acting coupley immediately? In this tends to happening
27:10
romance books. Like, the second, their genitals
27:12
connect. Its greater this baby that.
27:15
Why? Yeah, it's not realistic, they
27:17
could have been more. If anything it's gonna be
27:20
awkward as hell right after him. Like, did we just do?
27:22
That didn't really stupid fart. I just feel like is this normal
27:28
to call people baby names immediately after you hook up
27:31
the first time, I mean they did and then he kind of Costa De.
27:36
I completely I must have glossed over it when I read it.
27:38
But of course he would go to the way I would Torchy's house.
27:41
I'm kidding. Yeah, I would think about it.
27:43
I wouldn't do it. Well, she immediately became
27:46
clingy. Yeah.
27:47
Well they both they had sex multiple times.
27:51
So the next morning Lindsay comes.
27:54
Yeah she practically knocks on the door and walk straight in
27:57
and she clocked him straight away.
27:58
She was like what's going on? If tit in the air.
28:01
Yeah, she was like sex. He really hates Lindsay.
28:08
And to me this sort of in this book anyway, it's sort of
28:11
indicated that Madonna whore complex where there's one female
28:15
character that's the perceived, as the Innocence.
28:18
Yeah. Which is obviously Jordan.
28:20
She's the innocent that's there for the good one and Lindsay's.
28:23
The evil bad. One rare.
28:26
I think she was made out to be a slutty.
28:29
Hmm. And that was the bad thing they
28:31
could have made her like oh, wow.
28:32
She used to leave. A because I didn't really get in
28:36
call. I'll call sorry it's almost time
28:39
Bible London. Instead of piping, mad about her
28:42
being a massive claw for her. Good for her - he could have
28:47
been like oh I'm really pissy that.
28:49
She ruined Cole's birthday. Hmm.
28:51
Like proper reasons which you only find out in the end of the
28:54
book. So you've just got to go off the
28:56
fact that he's just mad at her and he's really harsh the way he
28:59
talks to her. He's kind of a bad parent.
29:01
He look what he's doing. They both are.
29:04
Yeah. Yeah, but like why is he so
29:06
volatile against her when she's not really doing anything.
29:09
Now she's pointing out something so that a truthful.
29:12
Yeah. And she's kind of like, bro.
29:14
You're not parenting well, holes going through shit.
29:16
Yeah. He's just quote unquote fucking
29:19
thing. Yeah.
29:22
So she gets super clingy and she's like, oh uh shrink from
29:25
work Daddy, because I'm gonna make you dinner and we're gonna
29:28
be together forever. And he's like, I can't wait to
29:31
come home baby. That was their first Day after
29:34
having sex. It was gross.
29:37
And then he doesn't calm. And she has everything prepared.
29:40
Like a good little wifey. Want to be should.
29:43
Yeah, and she's waiting and she's looking at the clock and
29:45
it's two hours later and she's freaking out and calling Dutch.
29:49
I mean, if some him he did say he was going to be hot as she
29:51
had to be home. He said be home.
29:54
I would be mad too. I don't like shoot her a text.
29:57
Yeah. Yeah.
29:57
Why is he creating a problem? He could have been like, oh I'm
30:00
working late. He didn't have to give her like
30:03
an explanation. Could have just said I'm going
30:05
out for beers. Yeah.
30:06
But instead he just left it open-ended and then you know she
30:09
just won't full Jordan and went to the strippers.
30:13
I was so excited when she started calling cam because I
30:16
was like she's finally going to go off the rails.
30:18
This is what me and Emily have been waiting for this moment.
30:21
The whole fucking time. Yeah because she's 19 go off the
30:26
rail sis. Yeah go awesome.
30:28
There's plenty of reasons to go off and right now but all she
30:31
does is work and go home. That's not and fulfilled.
30:34
I flee duties for this, man. Yeah, that's too much.
30:37
Like, give yourself a little breather, get 225 and
30:41
re-evaluate Park is delusional. If he thought he could win the
30:45
mind games against each other, trying to make each other
30:47
jealous dumb. She has so much.
30:50
She has potential. She has the booty.
30:53
So she goes to the strip club. Yes, it was so funny because, of
30:56
course, he charges up to her. And is he the one that says I'm
31:01
falling for you. I think so?
31:03
Yeah. Stop Stop.
31:04
He's not he's lying in his suit that he won't do much and go
31:10
into the strippers and a suit. Imagine going to pick up your 19
31:16
year old girlfriend of the strippers at the strip is in the
31:19
exact suit you want your son's graduation which was not that
31:24
long ago, know who it was also her graduation.
31:30
So of course he has to run up to her and fucking love bomb her in
31:33
a public place. You and he was almost so
31:36
desperate, he didn't really care that he was coming up to her
31:39
like that. That's how desperate he was
31:40
which he was immediately try to have sex with her in a car park.
31:43
Like why is that was so fucked us.
31:45
Not your first thought like hey let's go get some dinner.
31:49
Yeah, let's because he was really panicking already.
31:52
She has at a strip club to himself.
31:54
He was saying Jordan's not a confident girl.
31:57
She would never go up on the stage.
31:58
She's nothing. I was actually thinks about her
32:04
is that she's like a shell of a person, she has no confidence.
32:08
She's easily manipulated the way I would have walked back into
32:12
the strip club. If she could hear his thoughts
32:16
while he kind of said it to her in the car.
32:17
Remember yes, when she went a little bit weird.
32:20
Yeah. Why are you putting it down like
32:21
that? Why is that?
32:22
At least he's secure there in the car park.
32:24
And then there was a bit where they mentioned that she was
32:26
practically naked. Yeah.
32:28
I was like, why is it okay if she is naked in a car park, but
32:32
she can't be clothed in public. And that random guy saw them
32:36
together the cop. Yeah, the Sherry the Sharif so
32:40
immediately after they get caught by the Sharif, they go
32:43
home and she is getting changed into her bathing suit.
32:46
She's a bit sad. Hmm.
32:49
Because he's been a bit of a cont all the way home, putting
32:53
her down. Yeah, crashing her stripper
32:55
dreams, get on that pole girlfriend.
32:58
Hmm. And then she locks herself in
33:01
her bedroom. Yes.
33:03
And this is by far. Are my favorite.
33:05
I know it's a bit weird, but one of my favorite quotes that she
33:09
has said, in the entire book is at the end of the scene and I
33:14
literally, I was in so much shock after it all.
33:19
I sort of could see it happening because she was getting upset in
33:23
the car and he was pretty much saying you didn't have it in
33:25
you. He's Simon cowling her all over
33:27
the place. Yeah.
33:28
And then she was like, okay, doing the silent treatment and
33:31
then she called him on FaceTime. Yeah.
33:33
And set it up and started. Stripping.
33:35
Yeah, constantly humping the table.
33:37
Like if she got burned, she got off on the table because she
33:40
likes to work for it. Do you think she really did or
33:42
was just a cinematic performance?
33:43
Come on, I don't know, it's a table.
33:46
I was like Popoff Queen. I literally know I'm because I
33:49
was like, I wish she did at the strip club.
33:52
Hmm. But I also I'm like yes, lock
33:55
the door because that little asshole can guard with that and
33:59
she was already naked in the car park.
34:01
Did they get interrupted? They didn't have Sexes that
34:03
what? Yeah, yeah.
34:04
Yeah. Then they went home and that's
34:05
when he was having his little rant about how she's not fit to
34:09
be a stripper. So what was your quote, my
34:12
quote, it's like what was the best part?
34:14
I literally froze staring at my phone like holy shit.
34:18
So she after she like comes from her desk, do you like tries to
34:23
get in there, get in the room and she goes, he goes like, open
34:26
the door or something. This is what the lead-up is, and
34:28
then she goes, I'd like to baby but the dance is over and you're
34:32
not allowed to touch the girls night sugar and it's by far, The
34:35
only thing I love, I was like mic drop.
34:39
I was like, yes. See, I literally just stared at
34:42
my phone. I was like, oh my God.
34:44
Yeah well, why not? But it was so good and then she
34:48
just sort of went peacefully to sleep.
34:50
Yeah, she just went to bed while he was banging on the door and
34:53
then she texted him, don't you dare?
34:54
Wake you when God, you piece of shit, and he actually said
35:00
though that, she he thought that she will burst into tears,
35:04
rather than In stripping, I know you enough to know that you're
35:07
just going to burst into tears. It may be because use coddle
35:10
her. Yeah she's fucked up to make
35:13
decisions. It's he's just the biggest
35:15
hypocrite. He enjoys when she sexual.
35:18
Yeah. But pretending that she has zero
35:21
sexuality for herself. Yes.
35:23
Sexuality is only about him and he's weird daddy daughter
35:27
plaything. That's not possession weird
35:30
thing like yeah. But if she even wore a low-cut
35:33
top out in public, You'd have a problem with it, so, yeah,
35:36
sexuality exists for him. Not anyone else including her.
35:39
Yeah, it's gross because it and that's why he assumed they were
35:41
going to have sex too. Yeah.
35:42
Because why would she be getting getting off for herself?
35:45
He's like, no. This is just to make me want to
35:47
get into the room. No, she should.
35:49
Proving a point thinks, the world revolves around us that
35:51
she was proving that she would be great at it.
35:53
Yeah, she could make that much money doing that on cams.
35:58
She could move out of his house exactly in a week.
36:01
I like that. She did the FaceTime call with
36:03
the locked door. Yeah, it also is just pick me
36:05
energy to the extreme for me. Yeah, I was like, I get it, but
36:10
if I was at mad in the first place, I would just went to my
36:12
room. Yeah, told him to go fuck
36:14
himself. And yeah, I probably wouldn't
36:15
have our. I literally, if I did that after
36:18
that, she should have moved out. Oh yeah, just never seen him
36:20
again. So he's the last thing he ever
36:22
seen of her. It's because I'm super Petty.
36:26
Was that exact thing on FaceTime?
36:27
Because he couldn't report. He didn't record it.
36:29
Not too fucking old. Work it out exactly.
36:31
Well, he didn't know what was gonna happen either so he didn't
36:34
have one. Earning.
36:35
Yeah. You know, it was really funny
36:37
because you know how she like blue-balled him I guess you
36:40
would say, what was that called? Blue balls in her.
36:43
I'm no fucking whatever. The balls are blue, the bottle
36:46
they be blue. And so he actually said, in his
36:50
own mind. His greatest fear was him
36:54
essentially having a hard on that, he couldn't that didn't go
36:57
anywhere. He actually said that, that was
36:59
his greatest fear, can you imagine?
37:02
He's if that's the greatest fear?
37:04
He's life is here. She is trying to like make money
37:09
to get her car fixed her bills, she's her greatest.
37:12
Fear is being homeless and his his greatest fear is not
37:16
nothing. I must be a sweet.
37:18
Sweet life is got there, dude. That's funny, right hand list of
37:22
100 fears. Are you kidding?
37:25
I don't know. It's always the men old man.
37:28
Yeah, he was fully having attention because he lost one
37:31
boner. He probably didn't even know
37:32
where the clip was right up in. Elusive, you know, it was really
37:39
funny. I think it's like the next day
37:41
or close to after this situation, mmm, one of the
37:45
neighborhood. Women finally make an appearance
37:48
to a cell and they sniff it out. Well, could she was asking
37:52
Jordan? If she would do some babysitting
37:54
for someone else, I think it was the next day after work.
37:56
Yeah. And his plan was to lock her up
37:58
in the basement or whatever the fuck he was going to do with
38:00
her. Put her to pay her back.
38:02
Yeah, for the thing that she did the night.
38:04
For with the FaceTime call. Yeah.
38:06
And so the lady comes over in the afternoon.
38:08
She's like, I'll Jordan, I heard you do some babysitting.
38:10
So, one of these neighborhood women, these female people who
38:14
is complaining about they come out of the woodwork.
38:17
No, but one finally makes an appearance and suddenly he
38:20
doesn't care about what she thinks.
38:22
Remember how he was so concerned about what the neighborhood
38:25
women thought of Jordan and her bikini or whatever.
38:28
Now one comes in and he's trying to get rid of her, he's like,
38:31
get the fuck out of the way. I would call the police.
38:34
If I watch some grown man, yell at me, she sends the tension,
38:39
but she also didn't really say anything this lady.
38:42
Yeah, yeah. So she was so pissed that she
38:44
even was existing their ridiculous.
38:48
If I was that lady, I'd be like what the fuck's going on here?
38:51
Is he like keeping her here? Because way hostage.
38:54
Yeah, like the way he was acting was super weird.
38:58
I'm not a fan. Oh my God.
39:02
You know how they've technically only really hooked up for a
39:04
couple days? Yeah, Jordan in her mind was
39:06
thinking of ditching. The condoms.
39:10
No, no. There's so many.
39:15
What? Why?
39:16
Because she was justifying it like, oh well he's probably
39:20
clean, and I'm probably clean so many reasons not to ditch the
39:25
condoms, she was considering it when they finally hooked up a
39:29
few times, Jordan Staal and for talk.
39:32
If it's not, okay, it's not okay.
39:34
Go. He hasn't even put a label on
39:37
it. He's literally hiding you in his
39:40
basement. He's literally not letting you
39:42
leave the house on occasion. You're not allowed to babysit.
39:46
He's like, I mean, I wouldn't want to beg, see the but still,
39:48
but the fact that she's not allowing her to make connections
39:52
in the neighbor like it's really soft.
39:54
And then she's like, maybe I won't wear condoms now.
39:57
What did he do to deserve that? Nothing?
40:00
What where is the? Lucidity, where is the STI
40:02
tests? Where is that?
40:03
There has been conversation students.
40:06
That love bomb was hitting her hard.
40:08
Did can come over unannounced and literally walk right into
40:11
the bedroom? Or was it like the lounge room?
40:14
And this, the kitchen? Huh.
40:16
So they just had sex in the kitchen or when cam walked in.
40:19
Yeah. This is how Keith, the seeing
40:23
them all the time, because not having sex in the kitchen, how's
40:27
the house set up? How is your window to the
40:30
backyard? And your neighbor can see in
40:32
your kitchen window, that's easy at it.
40:34
Must be like around, there must be multiple windows or open, you
40:40
know, those open really big door windows.
40:42
I mean American houses, in Australia houses of built
40:46
different, so much richer. Yeah, Dutch was home one day and
40:50
then they both like ditch him and just go into the bathroom.
40:53
What did they think that was gonna happen?
40:55
Exactly. Why didn't I just say the Dutch
40:57
I like, hey man, can you like rakoff?
41:00
I mean, you can't be That horny because I will, won't they
41:03
working on the car? And Dutch was just sitting there
41:04
the kicking back, some beers, wouldn't you say?
41:06
Hey man, we're going to just make dinner and stuff like yeah.
41:08
Yeah. He pretty much allowed that to
41:11
happen. Just not go upstairs Town.
41:13
Rude to treat your guests like that.
41:14
Yeah, the fuck it was so weird and then he goes, well, just
41:19
tell remind Jordan to put our clothes back on or something
41:22
like clothes, don't forget her clothes on the way out.
41:28
Which is so funny because she was like teasing him in the
41:30
shower to anything where she's teasing him.
41:33
I'm here for it because it's just funny, but they were like
41:36
full going at it, like, rabbits at all times at this point, just
41:39
all the time. So she said that she loves Pike.
41:44
Yeah, that's literally what I said, you could why it must be
41:49
that. Endorphins.
41:52
I don't think I have nothing. All that 6 kilos.
41:55
That's why she had to date someone that was 38 because, you
41:58
know, an email in their 20s doesn't know, female anatomy.
42:03
It was funny because when cam found out everything she's like,
42:06
oh she's like cute, isn't it great?
42:08
When you find someone who actually knows what they're
42:10
doing and she was kind of implying like and she was like
42:16
it's going to be a fling, just relax and then.
42:18
Yeah, then it'll be over. It's a phase.
42:20
Yeah. Yeah, it's fine.
42:21
Yeah but instead she got trapped and I first actual sexual
42:26
experience or why the hell and this was such a random plot
42:30
Point. Why the hell would both coal and
42:32
Lindsay need to stay over because of just some with a
42:35
blinds being replaced. I mean, that makes no sense.
42:39
It wasn't that stuff just be done in a day and even why is
42:43
there a hole in their wall? What the fuck?
42:46
Yeah, why would they need extensive construction for that?
42:49
But anyway, get a hotel. Yeah, I wouldn't even want to be
42:52
near him, if I was lumpy understand why they were trying
42:56
to force her to sleep in Carlsbad.
42:58
Yeah. Like he didn't cheat on it.
43:00
They're like, I know, they're like call psych for million
43:02
times. It's fine.
43:03
Just get cold asleep on the fucking couch.
43:06
Yeah, that would just being so difficult.
43:08
It would be so traumatic to have to sleep in the same bed as a
43:11
guy that cheated on you and treated you like shit after
43:14
dating for what like four years or something and they've had no
43:17
contact in the meantime. Yeah I do want to light
43:19
awkwardly next to him. In a bed.
43:21
That's when, if I was Jordan, I would have gone to my sisters
43:23
from one night. I'm yeah, I would have been
43:26
like. Okay, cool.
43:27
Bye. See, you will get a, get a motel
43:30
for yourself. Yeah.
43:31
Like you this. I'm not down for this bullshit.
43:33
Why wasn't that an option for her?
43:35
He was willing to play pay for one for Lindsay.
43:38
He should have just paid for because he was trying to defend
43:40
her saying this is her room and that's her rights.
43:42
Yeah, because she lives here. But Lindsay wanted to seduce
43:45
him. That's why she wanted to push
43:48
her way in. I don't know.
43:49
I was just kind of dumb because we're I really didn't expect
43:53
this to be the problem. So they could you mix like them.
43:56
Suddenly being there overnight to be the issue.
43:59
Yeah. That brings everything to this
44:01
sort of surface. Also.
44:02
How are they expecting to soft launch?
44:05
This relationship is never gonna solve that one CH.
44:08
It's not just like a little Instagram thing.
44:10
That's everyone's gonna be like, okay, cool.
44:12
Cool. It's gonna be the Scandal.
44:14
It's gonna be the one that everyone's like, they were like
44:16
a home. Oh, shoot.
44:18
That is really so much. Everyone's going to be talking
44:20
about it. Like, what do they expect?
44:23
I'm Chief and said that night, she goes after Lindsay, tried to
44:27
seduce him and he threw off. And she Jordan went to Pike and
44:31
was like, you tell Cole now, or I'm going to lose respect for
44:35
you. Basically is what it was and I
44:37
kind of get it because he can't expect to be tapping that much
44:41
ass. Yeah, and to keep this under
44:43
wraps, for that long, she's at that turning point where she's
44:45
kind of like we're fucked. I've told you, I love you.
44:49
Yeah. Are you going to acknowledge
44:51
that? That or not?
44:52
Or pretend. How long are you going to Coast
44:53
this out? Yeah.
44:54
And that's kind of fat. So Cole has a party the next day
44:58
or something. I don't know why he's acting
44:59
like it's his house or something.
45:03
Fenian and J. The J.
45:06
Confrontation was so weird and if so yeah but she grab some
45:10
scissors. Yeah fuck.
45:12
Yeah. She's like the three times we
45:14
hooked up. It was so embarrassing.
45:16
Your pitiful. I would never sleep with you to
45:18
get back at Cole. The fact that he's even there
45:21
again, is stupid calls to yeah. Yeah, no Jay Jason, if you know,
45:27
I mean, calls an idiot for allowing J in his life, still It
45:32
was so weird, so after she and Pike, get caught by Jay.
45:36
Mmm, the fact that Cole was like, oh my god, did he touch
45:40
you? Did he hurt you?
45:41
Yeah, when they're in the front yard and Pikes like punching
45:44
Jay, why does he care? Then why didn't he care when he
45:49
was drunk? And she nearly got like, raped
45:51
murdered by this man. Why is it now that he's sober?
45:55
Yeah, I'm on his way out that he cares like what is he going to
45:57
do? Is literally leaving.
45:59
He's friends with this bloke. I shouldn't be there.
46:01
The first place. He's actually he's already
46:03
endorsing Yim by having him in the friend circle after Jason
46:08
asshole. Reactively.
46:09
Every time be like did he hurt you?
46:11
You know, that he will. Yeah, that's his attitude
46:14
towards her and he's a bro with him.
46:17
So he would hear the behind-the-scenes what he really
46:19
thinks about Jordan. Yeah.
46:20
So he would actually hear that all the time and then so cold,
46:23
didn't really digest what Jay was saying, properly know.
46:26
First it was Pike, yeah, launching J.
46:30
And then Cole took a swing NG @j.
46:32
Mmm. And then he stormed off down the
46:35
street. Like a child, hmm, while they
46:38
were arguing. Before Jay revealed everything
46:41
Pike said to Jordan, he essentially was continuing that
46:45
he didn't want to tell anyone. He literally said, I'm not done
46:49
with you yet and to me that just meant I'm not done.
46:52
Getting bored of banging you yet.
46:54
That's fact. It was literally fucked.
46:56
If someone said I'm not done with you yet and we're still
47:00
going to keep this on the low. I'd be like bitch done with what
47:03
down with white Donna thing using me like a Fleshlight?
47:07
Oh my God. He's like I'm not done with you
47:10
yet. So when are you done, bro?
47:13
It sounds like next week or something like he does.
47:14
Sounds like he's really like a step into his own grave.
47:17
Oh, but him saying he's not done with you yet.
47:20
Implies that he thinks that they'll be a point where he's
47:23
done. Yeah, so he's kind of shooting
47:25
himself in the foot that with that, with that wording.
47:27
Yeah, he's kind of telling her the true intentions he has,
47:30
which is I'm going to use you up.
47:33
Yeah, really crazy. Imagine if after all this cold
47:38
never imagine them having any chemistry whatsoever because the
47:41
dad's really ugly or something I'm not it would have been such
47:45
a non-event. He's like dude you want to know
47:50
what a backslide but no we've established pikers somehow hot.
47:57
I don't believe it. But anyway, so Kramer saw all
48:00
sorts of shit. He was living his dream.
48:03
You had a free subscription through they Housley.
48:08
Yep, he's sorted the entire time.
48:11
And then when he was talking to park about it, his entire
48:14
thought process was damned. If she has that hot body, you
48:19
shouldn't fuck it up and essentially he was saying how
48:21
could you fuck it up with her with that hot body with that
48:24
child with that little girl, essentially, that's all that
48:28
matters. Yeah, and Pike has that mindset.
48:31
To yeah. But then he comes at Kramer for
48:34
having that mindset. It's bro, your two sides of the
48:37
same coin. Like I actually saw offended if
48:40
he knows, he knows that that's what other guys are thinking to
48:44
God and he's like, how do you fuck that up, man?
48:46
You had that on tap had you fuck that up.
48:48
Yeah, if I had that guy wouldn't fuck that up, right?
48:52
You had a wife. Oh my God, Pike turns around to
48:56
Kramer and goes teenage girls, belong with teenage guys.
49:00
So remember that next time you're speaking to one or like
49:03
when he's blacking, why isn't the problem like you didn't?
49:06
Just fuck your son's girlfriend, ex-girlfriend sorry, but bro,
49:12
were who you talking to Are you standing in front of a mirror
49:15
saying that exact speech or what?
49:17
Because you should be the double standard.
49:19
So high because any turns to Kramer who to our knowledge has
49:23
not been tuning. During teenage girls to our
49:25
knowledge to our knowledge, he's just being a living.
49:28
He says directly in that man's face.
49:31
How dare you? How dare you sir teenagers?
49:34
Teenage girls belong? Five minutes earlier fucking
49:38
daughter. Who's your daddy ain't gonna
49:41
grab your five-year-old face but literally turns around Sunday
49:49
Best. It says to Kramer his
49:52
neighborhood not released. Touch lighter skiers in, they
49:56
going teenage girls born with teenage, boys.
49:59
Remember that. How dare you remember that?
50:02
How dare you, how do you even have helped turn in your house?
50:06
How dare you insinuate such? It wasn't me.
50:12
It wasn't me by Shaggy stop playing like, are you kidding
50:15
this win. So you fuck a teenager multiple
50:18
multiple times. You gonna turn around and tell
50:20
him not to be like, bro. He's got all the receipts on.
50:23
You, you should know. Tim just out on his little
50:26
Veranda with these robots like a cup of tea and he's like, damn
50:29
it. Another angle.
50:32
Please like God, the hypocrisy hurts.
50:38
It hurts me. Yeah.
50:41
And that's the exact moment that Cole has decided to come home
50:47
and listen to this nice little conversation God.
50:51
Yep. So for me, this is the part of
50:53
the book that was starting to be slack, I don't know.
50:57
Yeah, it's almost like Pike is having so Jordan disappears.
51:00
She's She disappears, good for her.
51:03
We don't know much about it because we get almost I think
51:05
two or three chapters from Pike's perspective, only, so
51:08
yeah, we don't know what John's doing, whatever.
51:10
This is the bit that just was boring to me.
51:12
Because I'm like, seriously, bro, we don't need your, your
51:16
back together with your son, little love story.
51:19
That literally doesn't make any sense.
51:21
Like use didn't put any effort into.
51:23
No, no, pike is having this huge realization.
51:26
That Jordan is a real person. Oh my God.
51:29
When he is reading her. Dream, Scrolls, the Privacy, he
51:36
goes through her personal private things reads, her dream,
51:40
Scrolls dare, he and her Scrolls were so Simple.
51:45
Plan's, a mattress. She's like, oh, I'm want to go
51:48
camping under the stars and some random.
51:50
She just fell live. He just wants to live a life
51:53
looking like. Damn, she really be out here
51:55
like a person. Shit.
51:57
She's just been working hard. She's just no money.
52:01
Working at 25. He's literally like, come on,
52:06
how could I not? See this sooner?
52:08
Oh my God, I already did put a clothesline in, for her, right?
52:12
What a fucking coincidence coincidence as if and he's, he's
52:18
disrespectfully going through her personal items.
52:21
Yeah, he's sniffing those undies Emily.
52:23
He can't tell me. Otherwise, no, yeah price.
52:26
He didn't pull up the mattress to see if she had a diary under
52:29
they're probably with a little Padlock.
52:31
Oh my God the little electronic ones you had as kids with the
52:35
little code code. I really like oh, Malia idiot.
52:43
So dumb. He's brain is not fully
52:47
developed. So he goes into full stalker
52:51
mode. Yeah he should find her he
52:52
realizes that she may be at a motel 12 hours away and the only
52:56
reason why he found this out is because he came to cams work to
52:59
harass her. Yeah.
53:00
Yeah, and he thought, giving her a hundred bucks would be enough
53:02
for her to sell out her own sister.
53:04
Oh my God. Yeah, because that's all those
53:06
type of women. Want, Emily is your cash,
53:09
Lindsay, reincarnation your hard-earned money.
53:13
She's gonna sweat my bladder for this.
53:16
I'm doing real work. And it's real money, because
53:19
it's man money. So some piddly.
53:23
Feigenbaum Aid tips. How dare you just walk around in
53:26
your underwear? Hey, make more than me.
53:30
Well, like and then he's like oh, of course, she took the
53:34
hundred. You just gave it to her.
53:36
Sir, she did the work, you just didn't get the response from
53:39
woman and she was snarky about it.
53:41
Good for her. I'm gonna sell out my sister,
53:43
400 bucks. No, I'd be like, pay me 1000 and
53:47
then not telling anything. We'll see.
53:49
You just generally gave him a hint.
53:52
Yeah. Because it was somewhere, that
53:53
was like 12 hours drive away. That was when she was in shape.
53:58
Is it shuttles? Bar.
54:00
She was working the chefs, hmm, which is really kind of sweet of
54:04
Camp. Yeah.
54:06
So I was really weirded out by this whole murder thing.
54:09
I was like, it's very out of place when you, because she
54:13
didn't mention that friend much, no, it wasn't mentioned at all.
54:16
So when I was talking through Penelope's Pinterest, it's
54:19
actually because she's writing a book about her friend.
54:23
So on her little Pinterest page, she has this book and it's like
54:26
called Motel coming 2022. 20 this year and she's like it's
54:31
the same universe as birthday girl, okay, so it's about her
54:35
friend that she setting up a book and that's literally the
54:38
only reason because Jordans notorious for not having same
54:43
age friends and why is her friend?
54:46
Essentially Jordan. Yeah but her music taste is like
54:49
a decade earlier decades later. Yeah.
54:53
Why is that like oh my God you know what the most funny thing
54:56
about their friendship is Is that she's super judgmental
55:00
about this friend of hers liking 90 staff and apparently they're
55:03
Worlds Apart in interests but she's obsessed with 80 staff,
55:07
bro. They're the same person.
55:08
It's Ten Years Later. Literally the same person that's
55:11
such. Pick me energy.
55:13
Yeah like I would never say I'm worlds apart from Emily because
55:16
you like 90s and I like 80s or something.
55:18
Like yeah we just mix the music but she's so judgmental about
55:23
it. This is why she can't have
55:23
female friends because she's a pick-me-up.
55:25
Yeah she is she yeah a weird setup.
55:28
Or a book. I even I'm pretty sure that
55:30
weird guy that comes in with all the hookers or whatever.
55:33
Is the love interest of this book.
55:36
Yeah. I don't know.
55:37
Yeah. So Jordans working at a motel
55:40
with this friend that we barely know of the family.
55:42
Didn't exist 12 hours drive away.
55:45
Yeah. And someone comes in to book a
55:48
room for five rooms at once you hundred eighty dollars bargain.
55:52
Yeah. That's a bargain.
55:54
So why don't they don't? No wonder they going down the
55:56
toilet. Are you serious?
55:58
Have heard race, those prices girl what are they like?
56:02
What is that? Like $50 every some notary not
56:05
even that it's $20. A room is how how roachy are
56:10
these rooms? What is happening on this point
56:12
purchase on riches. But yeah.
56:16
Anyway, so she's there, she's in the back.
56:19
Her friend was at the front desk and then she hears a male voice
56:23
and turns out it's pie. He's been hunting her down
56:25
physically Pike. Eliza's Jordan said Jordan steps
56:29
out. She's like, okay, I'm just going
56:30
to face him. Whatever Pike speech at the
56:33
motel is so dumb. He's just dumb in general.
56:37
I would just said well, well well if it isn't the
56:40
consequences of his own actions because he's just like turned it
56:45
into a big woe is me thing. Yeah.
56:47
And I'm like, brute everything that happened was very like
56:51
realistically put like it was very obviously gonna happen.
56:54
Yeah. The Fallout was clear.
56:56
Yeah. We knew because he's literally
57:01
almost saying the house feels so empty.
57:04
Essentially he has to clean it himself and he's lonely.
57:08
Now, he's got to make his own dinner.
57:11
Yeah. Now the like Filipino.
57:14
The help you, your puppets are not there anymore.
57:18
Are we believing that? This is real love?
57:20
Emily that a man comes after you for the things that you do for
57:23
him. I would just drive another 12
57:25
hours and made him. Look again, I would just keep
57:27
doing it. See how strong that love is?
57:30
Like, what I've got time? Are you kidding?
57:32
Okay, like this one's for the readers at home.
57:35
If a man comes through with the, please come back together with
57:40
me speech, and the only things he talks about are the things
57:43
you do for him. Cancel cancel.
57:47
That's about your quality is a person.
57:49
No, that's not. I'm so excited.
57:51
She doesn't put my Affairs. It's okay.
57:54
He's just like the house. Just isn't it?
57:56
Just doesn't run smoothly. What if it's just not of the it
57:59
was a speck of dust from these living, there was something to
58:03
fuck at harm. Another isn't just realized like
58:09
that's essentially my flesh, light is not the same as a real
58:12
thing. This it has no warmth.
58:20
He probably doesn't have flashlights exist.
58:23
He should just go by. He doesn't know how to use the
58:25
internet and you can't tell me. Otherwise, he doesn't, he
58:27
definitely doesn't. I'm real.
58:31
I'm really sorry that's them like driving 12 hours back home.
58:37
They go to a dirty-ass motel room because you can't tell me
58:40
otherwise, it's Jody and study it study.
58:42
And you know, they're trying to have sex while the guy calls
58:45
claiming such a random insert. My, why you in the middle of the
58:52
nowhere, carrying a sword around.
58:53
Sir, what are you doing? But he's getting that hard.
58:58
I don't know his name. No, I thought that was just like
59:00
we can be without, uh, I'm like, no, you need to get it.
59:03
The car in his apology speech. Did he really say?
59:08
Well, he did sort of say, I should have ignored you sooner,
59:10
right? But kind of what he's I think
59:11
so. But I think I think his problem
59:13
is because he thought of indicated this, when he said he
59:16
had wasn't finished yet. I think he just hasn't done
59:19
everything, sexual on his bucket list that he has set aside for
59:23
her. Yeah, because he brought that up
59:24
one time. Yeah.
59:25
He just hasn't done everything, he wants to do to her yet, and
59:29
that's why he's not done stringing her along, not that
59:32
virginie asshole. You know what I'm really pissed
59:34
about. She goes 12 hours away for an
59:37
entire like summer for an entire season, and I'm actually mad
59:42
that she didn't have a mini vacation.
59:44
Fling, what? She didn't meet any guy you
59:47
couldn't have Aunt, like, she didn't wear what she is like
59:49
Palm Springs. Is that even anywhere?
59:51
Yeah, that is a place. I know it's a place, but, you
59:54
know, when you think about it, like High School Musical,
59:55
Physical 33. But the High School Musical 3,
59:58
they were in the middle of nowhere with not many people
1:00:01
maybe. But I mean Tinder has a big.
1:00:04
You can just set that thing right?
1:00:06
Inside, you know her cards working now.
1:00:08
Yeah radius. But she couldn't have met anyone
1:00:10
or reconnected with anyone or met.
1:00:13
Anybody knew she works in a hotel.
1:00:14
Like, yeah, I mean the cosplay guy was hitting it pretty hard.
1:00:19
He could have probably fulfilled all them.
1:00:22
He could have stopped least introduced us to some Spicy
1:00:26
complex. I was so mad because every guy
1:00:33
in this book is shit. Oh shit, it was horrible.
1:00:37
It's like the opposite of it's raining, man.
1:00:39
Hi little, I can't training badman.
1:00:41
It was raining all bad. Men.
1:00:44
Dutch. I don't know why him saying.
1:00:46
Honey so much, literally gross me out.
1:00:49
It was a something thing, maybe not in a gross way, because we
1:00:53
would probably read it as being like patronizing and gross.
1:00:55
That's how you're going to read anything written by a Britney
1:00:57
Spears in that southern accent for it to make sense, but it was
1:01:02
just so much mmm, so much Honey's and so she did she ask
1:01:07
or they were talking about, has there been anyone else you know
1:01:10
since we split whatever? And then she was like he like
1:01:14
pretending she was going to say something.
1:01:15
She goes. I guess I can't say the same
1:01:18
Jordan, why are you humping tables?
1:01:19
You're 19. It's time to move forward.
1:01:22
It's time to, you know, she said she liked to work for it.
1:01:25
Your hand would be working with it with the vibrator, like
1:01:29
bottles going on. Please tick-tocks where they
1:01:32
have the Medieval music and they like dudududududu, like, going
1:01:36
back in the day, like why using a table on my God?
1:01:39
Not the Game of Thrones me. Like, what is going on already?
1:01:47
Just lied to him, fuck it. Yeah, I would have been like I
1:01:50
thought everyone my friend fuck off that guy.
1:01:55
Fuck him. He fucked me with the sword
1:01:59
sheets him and the entire fucking comma colon came
1:02:03
through. I rolled through town, they've
1:02:07
all met me like why? You know that she's not doing
1:02:11
any well. Okay, it's one thing to heal
1:02:13
from a relationship and do you have sex whenever you feel like
1:02:16
it? That's fine.
1:02:17
Mmm. But you just feel like she's
1:02:19
just hanging out for him to come find it.
1:02:22
And yes, her Solitaire. Till isn't he technically the
1:02:26
third sexual relationship she's ever had?
1:02:28
Yeah. The third come on.
1:02:30
I mean, come on. You think he was great?
1:02:33
I'm sure you could have done better.
1:02:34
You're 19. You're going to settle down with
1:02:37
the third person and she says Jay was a horrible hook up.
1:02:41
Cole was barely interested especially towards the end.
1:02:43
Yeah. So you can imagine that was that
1:02:45
great Pike. The sex was good.
1:02:47
It was probably the bare minimum she has so much to understand
1:02:52
still. About herself and everything.
1:02:54
Yeah. And she's really going to just
1:02:55
put all her eggs in that basket forever.
1:02:58
I don't know 19. Yeah, this is what made me
1:03:01
angry. I mean, yeah, she gets what her
1:03:04
parents to it. 20? Because it's been a whole.
1:03:08
Yeah, you were right. We did a home.
1:03:11
Mmm. Yeah.
1:03:12
Yeah. We knew that was going to
1:03:13
happen. Yeah, so it was so funny because
1:03:15
Jordan was even a pick me about weddings.
1:03:17
She wasn't. I'm not like other girls like
1:03:19
we're okay. Relax you can be like other
1:03:21
girls. That it's okay.
1:03:23
You can do whatever you want, you can do both.
1:03:25
She's one of those girls who perceives everyone else.
1:03:28
Being jealous of whatever situation.
1:03:30
She's got with Pike when realistically people would
1:03:31
probably looking at her. Like, but you know what I mean?
1:03:35
I'm, she thinks everyone wants her man.
1:03:36
But I don't think they do be better.
1:03:39
And also we talked about her lack of experience in sex.
1:03:42
But what about the fact that her wedding would be one of her few
1:03:45
occasions out of town? Yeah, she's super sheltered.
1:03:50
She's so, she probably won't even have anyone there?
1:03:53
It would be their her sister, her sister, her trailer park
1:03:57
family. I don't even think.
1:03:58
I don't even think they were high would invite them.
1:04:01
I think whole question, mark Cole and his wife, but he meant
1:04:06
really sad though. She seemed super sheltered like
1:04:09
she hasn't had life experience. Yeah.
1:04:11
And you know that he's not going to allow her to travel?
1:04:13
No, not him. Yeah.
1:04:15
He could have really had a life, not it gets the point where
1:04:19
they're talking about marriage and kids and he proposes and all
1:04:22
that. Yeah.
1:04:22
And I As I look at this is the part of the book that I was
1:04:24
dreading disgusting. I thought no way that this can
1:04:27
work out, please just let it be a flint and it always works out.
1:04:31
But how would it work anyway. Before I go back into a circle?
1:04:38
I know you before. I go literally off my rocker.
1:04:41
Why the hell is he cool with her?
1:04:43
Having a baby after getting her degree?
1:04:47
It's the bare minimum, but she's not going to be able to go to
1:04:49
work and have right after having a baby.
1:04:52
Anyway, please. Starting from scratch.
1:04:54
She did have a bit of a career also, her having a child with
1:05:00
Pike, would be half brother of her ex-boyfriend.
1:05:04
Yeah. Come on, which he was okay with
1:05:06
because he had a kid too, and they used to be a, but that
1:05:08
family trees looking like a circle.
1:05:10
It's yeah, not comfortable with that.
1:05:15
No, it's giving Game of Thrones if it's difficult, it's funny.
1:05:20
Because when books like this sort of, they skip a lot of what
1:05:24
you would perceive as The Growing Pains of that
1:05:27
relationship, like the fact that she's almost 20 years younger.
1:05:30
Yeah, there would have been times where that relationship
1:05:33
would have had big challenges, but they always just wrap it
1:05:36
neatly in a bow and like, cool. That's what you wanted, right,
1:05:39
guys? Yeah, as readers, didn't you
1:05:40
just want them to work out? No, no.
1:05:43
I wanted them separate. But yeah it was too quickly.
1:05:47
Yeah. It just sort of really sped up
1:05:49
towards the end. I was like oh okay.
1:05:50
And then people just are okay with it later.
1:05:53
Yeah, like coals are okay with it.
1:05:55
I'm assuming ones he's okay with it.
1:05:57
I don't know, I wouldn't be able to go through with it, I'll be
1:06:00
like anyway. Anyway, well, I fucked you Dad,
1:06:03
but that's commitment to the extreme, here's what it is.
1:06:10
So there's an epilogue yeah, where we fast forward in time.
1:06:14
So they have Baby together. Yes, a boy.
1:06:17
It's cold. Jake, why would you call it?
1:06:18
Jake her horrible. Ex-boyfriends name was Jay, it's
1:06:21
so close. Jake Cole Park.
1:06:25
There was a bit. Look, I highlighted because it
1:06:27
was just gross. So after nine years of marriage,
1:06:30
he still likes to think of her as that girl that crawled on the
1:06:34
cinema floor. Phillip Lee when he said she
1:06:39
looked too old for him as a joke when she's 19.
1:06:42
He thinks that's how he likes to think of her after nine years of
1:06:45
marriage and babies and whatnot. Yeah, yeah.
1:06:48
That's what just, the youngest possible time he met her.
1:06:51
Yeah, that's what brings back fresh out of the womb.
1:06:53
The good men's bath. I don't know.
1:06:58
That was interesting. And then he did the bare minimum
1:07:00
and just Wayne got the laundry. You know, we need to be praised
1:07:04
for him going to get the laundry out of the won't rain.
1:07:08
All right, right. Where they gonna have another
1:07:10
baby? Yeah, she was pregnant.
1:07:13
Okay, so they've got a baby that's the same age as Cole's
1:07:16
baby with his wife. Yes.
1:07:18
Or girlfriend or whatever and then they were more like
1:07:22
brothers than uncle and then nine years later or something.
1:07:26
Yeah, five years later, they had another liquid and Mozart Park
1:07:30
worried about being too old. Yeah.
1:07:33
So he's like 50 with a newborn on the way.
1:07:37
Oh my God. Yikes.
1:07:40
Anyway. You do you girl?
1:07:42
I mean do you think she's ever left her hometown at this stage?
1:07:45
I feel like she hasn't had a chance.
1:07:46
Nah, she's done nothing. I want there to be a sequel and
1:07:50
she has a spicy Affair. Yeah.
1:07:53
You know what I mean? Like someone young.
1:07:54
She has a midlife crisis. Yes.
1:07:56
So she swings the other way and she gets with a 19 year old.
1:07:58
Yeah, we're here for it Vanellope.
1:08:02
Are you? Listening.
1:08:03
Okay. Uh please redeem yourself and
1:08:05
make this book for us. Yes, because wouldn't that be
1:08:08
Pike's own medicine? That would be so great.
1:08:11
I'm here for it. I would be here for it.
1:08:13
Just say Pike is still a controlling asshole.
1:08:17
Yeah. And he never, lets go of all
1:08:18
those controlling Tendencies. And one day, Jordan, just
1:08:21
minding her own business. She's working in landscaping and
1:08:24
some young hot. You ready?
1:08:27
Comes onto into the sea? Yes.
1:08:30
A garden of, yeah. And then she He's like oh you
1:08:34
know and because her husband so controlling she hasn't lived
1:08:37
life. She's starting to realize.
1:08:39
Wow I missed out on a lot. It's giving 365.
1:08:42
Is it s day this day okay because I haven't watched that
1:08:46
yet because she never really got to go off the rails and I'm
1:08:48
upset. Yeah, she never got to really
1:08:51
but I am titties on that stage. I know she could have Chaka the
1:08:55
world shook. I would bring them.
1:08:57
I would really love for her to be like a responsible adult and
1:09:01
least. Go 25.
1:09:02
Though not 19. Oh yeah.
1:09:04
True 25 Walker's. How old would she?
1:09:07
But she's not even that old nine years after she's only 28.
1:09:14
I mean but if you give him a couple more years to build up
1:09:16
that thing like she's got right up until 38 when he started.
1:09:20
So she that's what I'm it's weird.
1:09:22
Like anyway. So yeah, what do you reckon
1:09:26
Emily. I think we rate this out of how
1:09:28
many. Yes, Dad.
1:09:29
He's out of my life. What do you think?
1:09:31
I don't know. At 3:00, I was thinking at 3 as
1:09:35
its mid it's made but it's not like, I don't know, it's not
1:09:39
horrific, just starting was so good.
1:09:42
Yeah, I think the end third needed a bit of help.
1:09:46
Yeah, yeah. But it was bleeding up.
1:09:48
Some I really good. I would have given it a four.
1:09:50
Yeah. If the resolution was be better
1:09:52
for me. But yeah.
1:09:54
Yeah, there is any romance books with better, run resolutions.
1:09:59
Like, I think it's all just the same but I think I wanted more
1:10:01
drama. Just Cole and his mom being over
1:10:03
for one night. Oh yeah.
1:10:04
It's going to be something that really tear them apart and also
1:10:07
she ran away but left all her shit.
1:10:10
No, he's got to know that she's out.
1:10:12
She's not coming back. Yeah, like she's and I wanted
1:10:14
her to go go. He should have deferred her
1:10:17
Unis. Yeah.
1:10:18
Because it essentially she had to come back and he knew that.
1:10:21
Yeah, he could have waited a whole year for her to be ready.
1:10:24
All her stuff is there for him to Rifle through and read not
1:10:28
our dreams dreams. I'm going to also, give it a
1:10:34
three. Yes.
1:10:35
Daddy's out of five for yes. Daddy three.
1:10:38
Yes, Daddy. It's like it took too long to
1:10:43
get there and then it was quickly wrapped and honestly the
1:10:47
sex scenes could have been better, they could have.
1:10:50
I reckon there could have been a lot more tension especially in
1:10:52
the first one that first one was too long and to roleplay
1:10:55
immediately and then all the other sex scenes were implied.
1:10:58
So it's like we weren't actually.
1:10:59
It was like a fade to black with the other Fade to Black.
1:11:01
Yeah, we just Just knew that they were doing it a lot.
1:11:03
It's like, well, what should we read this for?
1:11:05
We had all this build-up and one sec Center alone.
1:11:07
Yeah. Couple extra were fantasies.
1:11:10
Yeah, and the FaceTime one wasn't really real.
1:11:11
That was just hilarious. Yeah.
1:11:13
Yeah, I also see male readers are going to read that.
1:11:15
And be like, okay, I'm not grinding a desk or anyone could
1:11:18
nice fun to see. Ya know, you're not going to be
1:11:20
splinters, no horse show me that wouldn't feel great.
1:11:24
No, definitely to be. Yeah, so forbidden romance
1:11:29
topic, but it's not really a forbidden romance.
1:11:31
If everyone Within five minutes. Yeah, to me, I think it can't be
1:11:37
resolved that easily. Yeah.
1:11:39
I really wish he had more growth and more self Independence.
1:11:42
You don't just leave and gain self independent, she needed to
1:11:47
see other people and be like, I actually really do want to be
1:11:50
with him. Yeah, she didn't really have
1:11:52
much of a chance. No, she was doomed from the
1:11:54
start. They just talked her into
1:11:56
submission anyway. Yeah but she didn't really allow
1:11:59
herself much scope outside. She clung to Quick to him.
1:12:03
Yeah. So it's a bit hurtful to like,
1:12:04
I'm not saying he was fully. Could she had a choice yet?
1:12:07
But she didn't like expand her mind.
1:12:10
Anywhere else either? Yeah, which was her dad?
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