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Whackhead Prank: A wedding dress disaster · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Here is another world famous crank call from Darren Wackhead,
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  Speaker 2: something that ex exclusive to KFM mornings.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, whenever there's a wedding, tensions are high. Hey, I
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  Speaker 1: love it.
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  Speaker 3: You love to escalate whatever is happening.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's spice. So generally it's the prank falls
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  Speaker 1: upon someone from the retinue wanting to prank the bride
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  Speaker 1: or the groom or someone in the circle. Yes, now
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  Speaker 1: it's the other way around. Now the bride's lug. I
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  Speaker 1: want to give the bride's maid her lieutenant a wedding gift,
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  Speaker 1: which is actually a return to her because she the
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  Speaker 1: reverse happened in a prank when she got married. All right,
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  Speaker 1: not the same situation, but there was a lot of
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  Speaker 1: things going on. So how would you should So this
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  Speaker 1: wedding is four days.
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  Speaker 3: Away, sure, final stretch.
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  Speaker 1: Four days away. So now imagine sibs is getting married.
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  Speaker 1: Just imagine like like, I mean, I know that's imagine
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  Speaker 1: really hard, Like it's.
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  Speaker 3: Hard to believe imaginings. You look glorious in your wife,
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  Speaker 3: go into like the tips of your imagination.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you need to do al Pacino acting here, right, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I see it, I see it vision yes, And now
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  Speaker 1: what's the worst thing that can happen to a bride
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  Speaker 1: leading up to her wedding? The worst, worst, worst thing?
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  Speaker 1: All right, what's the prize piece of the wedding the dress,
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  Speaker 1: the wedding dress, the wedding dress. So the worst thing
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  Speaker 1: that could happen is something happening to the wedding dress.
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  Speaker 3: And there's no time to.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly so, So the wedding dress place. The guy
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  Speaker 1: that they are dealing with, and they've been for fifteen
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  Speaker 1: has been for brid's made for things as well? Is
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  Speaker 1: is Harold? Okay, from this lovely boutique. So now, as
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  Speaker 1: the bride's maid, you are kind of like the alter.
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  Speaker 1: You are the person that does all the dirty work
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  Speaker 1: to make the bride's job easy, not just on the day,
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  Speaker 1: but the build up too. So how would you feel
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  Speaker 1: if I told you, Sherlin, as the bride's maid, you
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  Speaker 1: need to give the bad news jsips.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, it's your mistake. But I now need
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  Speaker 3: to be the person delivering the news.
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  Speaker 1: I made the dress, but I'm too scared to tell it,
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  Speaker 1: so you must tell it because I'm not cowards. Yeah okay,
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  Speaker 1: So now the bride terrible we've before the brank happened.
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  Speaker 1: Myself and the bride, we were going through some scenarios
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  Speaker 1: and I said, you've got to lay this on thick
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  Speaker 1: all right, end of the world. Yeah. Absolutely, You've got
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  Speaker 1: to act just how a bride would act. So we
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  Speaker 1: need not in Toronto. Okay, And how is the bride's
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  Speaker 1: maid going to deal with delivering the terrible blow? You
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  Speaker 1: better come with a solution, okay. Don't come with problems,
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  Speaker 1: come with solutions. Okay, here we go.
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  Speaker 2: For a long long time.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Well, I want to get her to break the
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  Speaker 1: bad news to you. Okay. Do you want to hold
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  Speaker 1: on the line while I make the call?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Hello, is this miss him? I've got you as an
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  Speaker 1: emergency contact number for a miss and she's having her
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  Speaker 1: dress made by us glorious bridleguns. Okay. Now, I've been
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  Speaker 1: trying to get hold of her all day and for
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  Speaker 1: some reason I don't know, I can't get hold of her.
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  Speaker 1: And it is a very urgent. Are you the maid
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  Speaker 1: of honor?
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  Speaker 4: I'm one of the brides.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's why she would have put you. Then can
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  Speaker 1: you poss a message on to her for me please. Sure,
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  Speaker 1: we had a a bit of an incident here with
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  Speaker 1: this weather and all the wind.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So we came in this morning and the wind had
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  Speaker 1: partially destroyed a section of our roof.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: The result of that was there was a whole bunch
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  Speaker 1: of rain that came in.
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  Speaker 4: My goodness, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, and it's a it's a lot of rain and
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  Speaker 1: was rain off the roof. It was like black water
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  Speaker 1: that was coming. The long and short of it is
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  Speaker 1: her dress is unrecoverable.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, she's gonna have a whole truck, all right. So
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  Speaker 4: what's what's happening to Have you been calling her on
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  Speaker 4: herself only?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I have, and there's just absolutely no response whatsoever.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's and I'm speaking with her.
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  Speaker 4: What did you say your name was?
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  Speaker 1: It's Harold, Harold?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, okay, Harold. Let me attem to get hold of
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  Speaker 4: her and I'll get back to you.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, will you be able to tell her?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I'm going to ask to tell her something otherwise. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I mean, sure, I had to take it from there.
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  Speaker 4: But if be first to you, if I can get
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  Speaker 4: hold of her.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, thank you very much, okay, just that must be her. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: don't answer all right, Okay, okay, Now now you're going
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  Speaker 1: to need to perform get quite hysterical. It's going to
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  Speaker 1: require a bit of acting from you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, Hello, Hi, you're looking for my phone's broken?
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  Speaker 4: Well, you know.
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  Speaker 2: We're at Montain. You just gotcha. I'm just using their
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  Speaker 2: phone because I can't get hold of anyone.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, because I'm Ald from the bridle Bot contacted me
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  Speaker 4: to it. You need to contact him urgently. Why do I?
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  Speaker 4: I you because I couldn't get hold of you. You've
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  Speaker 4: been trying to find you the whole day, and Needy
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  Speaker 4: can't get hold of you. Okay, okay, so you need
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  Speaker 4: to speak see him urgently.
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  Speaker 2: But what's it about? Do you say anything?
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  Speaker 4: You need to contact him urgently your dreams?
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  Speaker 2: Because I would mean to have a dresserson today and
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  Speaker 2: then they canceled on me.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, because your dress has been ruined?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 4: What? Yeah, because of the winter. Last night apparently the
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  Speaker 4: roof blew off and there was a whole lot of
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  Speaker 4: rain coming in in this black water all over your dress.
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  Speaker 4: And I can't say I'm married a few days.
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  Speaker 2: What I'm not supposed to do.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, just calm down. Terrible news.
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  Speaker 2: I know it's four days away. I know, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what to do, don't.
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  Speaker 3: Hm.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, my angel.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe we should just cancel the whole thing and just
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: No, don't be like that. No one's canceling anything. But
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  Speaker 4: we'll make a s I know it's I can just
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  Speaker 4: imagine if anywise Bride's worst not me. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, my friend. Okay, so without racing any more time,
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  Speaker 4: I think speature picture Harold, and it was so perfect.
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  Speaker 4: It's just an opticle. We can overcome it. It's unacceptable
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  Speaker 4: from these side. I need to make a plan, right,
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  Speaker 4: even if it means that I have to work around
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  Speaker 4: the clock for the next three days to get to
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  Speaker 4: race done. That is so bad. I'm sorry, my friend.
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  Speaker 4: This is the worst thing ever. I'm sorry, baby. Well,
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  Speaker 4: it will get out of it, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Of picture the latter, Wow, damn, you're a good actress.
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  Speaker 2: She is so calm. I would love to hear what
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  Speaker 2: she said to anyone else.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call it back now as Harold and I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna get the thing. But tell me, how often do
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  Speaker 1: you bring on those tears with your fiance, just an
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  Speaker 1: act to get what you want. Not enough yet, because
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  Speaker 1: that was so damn convincing.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: All right, hold on, I'm gonna call her as Harold. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: hold on there.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, Hi, hello Eryl. Yes, yes, I got hold
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  Speaker 4: of her. Yes, apparently your child friend's been giving trouble
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  Speaker 4: the whole day. But I got hold of her and
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  Speaker 4: I explained the situation to her. She's obviously devastated, yes,
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  Speaker 4: and in tears.
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  Speaker 1: Now, okay, can you give her another message for me?
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  Speaker 4: Please? Because I said that I told her she must
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  Speaker 4: call you now.
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  Speaker 1: Oh look, I don't really want to be taking that
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  Speaker 1: phone call, to be honest, okay, but.
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  Speaker 4: What do you want me to do? I am not
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  Speaker 4: the dreatmaker. I gave the message.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, well I can't do anything so true words
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  Speaker 1: or something.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, No, do t words or something, So
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  Speaker 4: that's not gonna fly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, there's nothing I can do. I want you
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  Speaker 1: to tell her if.
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  Speaker 4: If I can't tell her anything, I'm not the bride.
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  Speaker 4: The two of you need to talk to each other.
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  Speaker 4: But what about I said, I do understand, but I'm
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  Speaker 4: not a service provider and I'm not going to get
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  Speaker 4: into an argument with you right now. I mean you
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  Speaker 4: will find.
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  Speaker 1: But love you. What I'm saying is, can you tell
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  Speaker 1: her that I wish her well for a wedding.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm not telling her any of that, Harold. She
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  Speaker 4: abusely paid your money for the streets and this is
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  Speaker 4: now very unfortunate that it happened to you.
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  Speaker 1: I'll give her.
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  Speaker 4: I'm I'm not going to be anyone's message carrier. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: so I'm not going to be running around telling you
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  Speaker 4: from your site sorry to her. It doesn't work.
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  Speaker 1: I can't spend my whole day on the phone. Do
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  Speaker 1: you understand from this phone call?
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  Speaker 4: I just got off the phone with her.
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  Speaker 1: Now, can you just tell her that anything, Harold, she's
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  Speaker 1: your friend.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not telling her that you can't make the stress,
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  Speaker 4: even if it means that you work around the clock
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  Speaker 4: for the next three days. She must have a dress
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  Speaker 4: because she paid you the money for that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going on leave today, but I have to turn.
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  Speaker 4: For your leave and provide the service that you were
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  Speaker 4: afraid for.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm going with So are you making this my problem?
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  Speaker 1: Now? You are her bridesmaid? This is your job.
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  Speaker 4: No? So can you listen to yourself.
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  Speaker 1: This is your job.
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  Speaker 4: You're actually hearing what you're saying.
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  Speaker 1: You are a friend, not me. I can't.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what. Hello, hie, Yes you phoned him.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's didn't say anything about the dress. He
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  Speaker 2: just said he couldn't speak. Now pas if he's.
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  Speaker 4: Not speaking to you, I said, because you guys need
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  Speaker 4: to speak. He's like, no, there's nothing I can do.
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  Speaker 4: There's no way I can make an avergree. You're going
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  Speaker 4: to actually buy one from tours. You can't say I
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  Speaker 4: can't speak to you now. You need to put your
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  Speaker 4: foot down, put your mom on the line getting to
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  Speaker 4: speak to you. Guys. We will see there's letting out
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  Speaker 4: of him. I will name and shining on every social
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  Speaker 4: media platform that I can get my hand on.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, this is Harold.
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  Speaker 4: What are you want? Harold?
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  Speaker 1: Did you phone it?
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  Speaker 4: I'm on the line with her as we are speaking.
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  Speaker 4: You tell her I'm not telling her anything else. Harold,
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  Speaker 4: you need to speak to your client. I'm not speaking
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  Speaker 4: with you any further. What do you want me to do?
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  Speaker 1: I want you to tell her? Tell her what what
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  Speaker 1: I told you.
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  Speaker 4: Don't speak to me like that. I told her what
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  Speaker 4: you told me you need to speak to your client
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  Speaker 4: because she said if she phoned you, and then you
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  Speaker 4: said you can't speak to her right now. She needs
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  Speaker 4: to man up Gryper's booth and speak to your bride.
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  Speaker 4: It's not my problem, it's George.
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  Speaker 1: So have you spoken to Are you on.
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  Speaker 4: Drugs or something? You've told you? I spoke to her.
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  Speaker 4: I think she. I'm on the line with her now
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  Speaker 4: as I'm speaking to you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh are you on are you sober?
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  Speaker 4: Are you drunk? Are you on drugs? Because now you
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  Speaker 4: don't even know who's your bride anymore?
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  Speaker 1: Can you tell her?
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  Speaker 4: No? Are you.
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  Speaker 1: What I told you to tell her?
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  Speaker 2: Almost? I told you pay that interview?
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  Speaker 1: Are you there? It's wicked? Sim sing.
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  Speaker 4: Whack at your bostar.
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  Speaker 2: We left here. I'm going tell you, I'm say I
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  Speaker 2: get you back.
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  Speaker 4: This is the biggest lot of crap I've ever heard
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  Speaker 4: in my entire life.
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  Speaker 1: What what? Why would you like to drink.
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  Speaker 4: A whole bottle of crystal? Please?
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  Speaker 1: Now, remember when you're walking down the al Rihanna, one step, stop,
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  Speaker 1: next step
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  Speaker 4: Watch out to the banana, peel down the aisle.