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94.1: You Got Fire in your Pants Today Sir · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 2: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 2: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 3: I am Brian. Hey, this is Roger. I am Misty.
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 6: That was awesome.
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  Speaker 3: This is Jay.
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  Speaker 4: Not so awesome.
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  Speaker 3: Not so awesome.
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  Speaker 7: Our lineup keeps changing, fluctuating.
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  Speaker 4: That's part of our charm. Every week at the party
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  Speaker 4: and you never know who's going to be there.
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  Speaker 6: I left Marlena at the flea market yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: That's true.
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  Speaker 7: Did she get sold?
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 8: Nice.
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  Speaker 7: So we got a deal.
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  Speaker 4: What was the going rate?
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  Speaker 6: Two tubs of fudge.
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  Speaker 7: Two tubs of fudge.
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  Speaker 4: You traded her to Amish people?
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  Speaker 9: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Because I think she'd be okay with that.
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  Speaker 8: Nice, nice.
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  Speaker 6: That's why she didn't put up a fight.
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  Speaker 4: It'd be pretty easy to fight Amish people.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Fight them with modern technology.
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  Speaker 6: They might have fists under their beards.
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  Speaker 8: No.
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  Speaker 3: I would shave them off with my electric razor.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 6: They do have a lot of razors in the market.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 5: Lord.
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  Speaker 4: Should we move on into this week's geek activities?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, let's go for it.
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  Speaker 4: One of which we've already alluded to, but we'll get
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  Speaker 4: to that later. All right, so for this week, let's see.
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  Speaker 4: I actually watched a couple of new things. I watched
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  Speaker 4: The Book of Eli.
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  Speaker 7: How did you like that?
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  Speaker 11: I didn't see it, but I heard about it.
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  Speaker 3: Me too.
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  Speaker 10: I've been kind of holding off on it.
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  Speaker 4: I went into it, and I really didn't know how
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  Speaker 4: I felt about it. I ended up, I think, liking
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  Speaker 4: it more than I expected. I kind of like the
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  Speaker 4: world that they create. I definitely like the action early on.
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  Speaker 4: There's a fight scene at the beginning. Where Denzel just, like,
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  Speaker 4: whips up on these dudes, and it's fucking awesome. And
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  Speaker 4: then there's another one, like, 20 minutes later that's almost
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  Speaker 4: as badass. So it's like, you get a lot of
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  Speaker 4: really cool, like, fight scenes with him, and there's a
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  Speaker 4: really kind of a cool setup with this post-apocalyptic world
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  Speaker 4: going on. So, I mean, all of that I really like.
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  Speaker 4: It does sort of take a turn midway in that it...
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if it slows down, but it gets
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  Speaker 4: a little more predictable, I guess, so... I don't know,
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  Speaker 4: but I still ended up kind of liking overall. I,
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  Speaker 4: I saw sort of where it was going, but it
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  Speaker 4: was okay. You know, cause I liked where it ended up.
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  Speaker 4: So it's like, eh, it's still, it didn't get a
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  Speaker 4: ton of money when it came out and, I can
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  Speaker 4: see it would be a hard sell for a lot
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  Speaker 4: of people, but I don't know. I thought it was
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  Speaker 4: pretty fun.
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  Speaker 7: I kind of heard about the twist, and I was like, oh, really?
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  Speaker 7: Come on. Like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not even sure which twist. I think I know
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  Speaker 4: what you're talking about. I won't ruin it for anybody.
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  Speaker 4: But to me, that wasn't even a twist, really. I
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  Speaker 4: was just like, oh.
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  Speaker 7: But more about, like, the book itself.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was just like, well, it's still whatever.
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  Speaker 7: I guess it would make sense.
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  Speaker 4: It continued on either way.
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  Speaker 7: But I would like to see it, if that made
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  Speaker 7: any sense at all.
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  Speaker 4: It's still, yeah, it's pretty cool. And you get a
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  Speaker 4: nice little minor role from Tom Waits.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I love me some Tom Waits.
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  Speaker 4: Tom Waits is freaking awesome in everything. Even in movies
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  Speaker 4: that aren't very good. You can always have fun with Tom.
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  Speaker 7: In Rumblefish, there's like the bar... Owner or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I like the carny at the fair who sounds like Tom.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think it's actually him, but.
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  Speaker 6: That's why I said the guy at the fair who
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  Speaker 6: sounds like him.
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  Speaker 4: I know. He is very cool.
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  Speaker 6: He wants you to play the game where you shoot
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  Speaker 6: the water and make the little horses go up.
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  Speaker 3: Shoot the water in a clown's mouth.
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  Speaker 4: What's funny is he's always there. We've been to that
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  Speaker 4: how many years? We're also going to Yeah, but you'd
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  Speaker 4: think he'd trade off or he'd end up in a
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  Speaker 4: different city, but nope, he is always there. At the
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  Speaker 4: same booth. At the same booth, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's his specialty, is the water in the clown's mouth.
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  Speaker 7: That's his specialty. He went to school for that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he can't just switch off.
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  Speaker 7: He's got a degree in water in a clown's mouth.
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  Speaker 3: He's got a code name. Specialty, water in a clown's mouth.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Especially trained in water sports.
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  Speaker 6: Did you watch anything else, or was there any other geekery?
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  Speaker 4: I did. I actually, just yesterday, I watched Batman Under
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  Speaker 4: the Red Hood. Which is a new animated version that
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  Speaker 4: came out.
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  Speaker 6: Sounds dirty.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't say Batman Behind the Green Door.
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  Speaker 7: Or Chokin' on the Red Rocket.
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  Speaker 4: That's a whole different thing. But this one I actually
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  Speaker 4: really liked. I was a big fan of the animated series,
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  Speaker 4: the one that kind of kicked off after the Tim
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  Speaker 4: Burton movies. Yeah, those were good.
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  Speaker 12: I liked them.
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  Speaker 3: They were early 90s, 40-ish.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, it was one of those that, I mean,
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  Speaker 4: they sort of took their cue from the Tim Burton,
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  Speaker 4: but they were almost better because they had so much
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  Speaker 4: more time to play with it.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So by the end it's like not only were the
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  Speaker 4: visuals awesome because you got that cool like gotham that
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  Speaker 4: he sort of set but at the same time it's
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  Speaker 4: dark and gritty it also kind of became yeah it
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  Speaker 4: became sort of like a film noir thing and every
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  Speaker 4: you know he was like the detective in everyone because
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  Speaker 4: he is and like it really sort of played with
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  Speaker 4: that as as you watch the series and It was
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  Speaker 4: one of those, yeah, it was really dark and kind
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  Speaker 4: of like weird that it was a network show in
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  Speaker 4: the middle of the afternoon geared for kids. I'm just like,
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  Speaker 4: to me it was better written than 90% of shit
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  Speaker 4: that was on TV. It was supposed to be this
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  Speaker 4: goofy kid show.
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  Speaker 3: They brought out Batman and Beyond.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know what I thought. I didn't watch
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  Speaker 4: much of that.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I didn't watch it at all.
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  Speaker 4: It's an interesting idea, but to me it's not the
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  Speaker 4: same thing. It's a whole different thing. But even the
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  Speaker 4: one that they just came out with, this last wave
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  Speaker 4: that was the Batman or whatever, it's still, the artist
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  Speaker 4: doing it, they're a little different. It's got a different
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  Speaker 4: look to it, but it's still kind of playing with that.
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  Speaker 10: I wish they would have done a darker, better version
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  Speaker 10: of Dick Tracy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah then the stupid what what year when did that
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  Speaker 3: come out 90s.
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  Speaker 4: It was 90 i think it was the year after batman.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah with madonna and.
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  Speaker 4: Uh there's parts of that i like but.
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  Speaker 10: It's parts but for the most part it's just basically
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  Speaker 10: a disney film you know you're just like oh.
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  Speaker 4: Man it does lighten on some of the uh dark
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  Speaker 4: gritty yeah you know Which this is sort of the
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  Speaker 4: world that Batman lives in, especially in the animated version.
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  Speaker 4: You don't want Richard Tracy.
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  Speaker 3: You want Dick Tracy. The private dick. Tracy.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, man. But no, they haven't done it. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: they've done a couple. They've done a lot of those
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  Speaker 4: Justice League ones, and they keep doing a lot of
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  Speaker 4: the other DC. But I don't know how many that
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  Speaker 4: they focus so much on Batman lately. I haven't been
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  Speaker 4: watching them, but. this one to me reminded me a
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  Speaker 4: lot of mask of the phantasm because this one is
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  Speaker 4: rated pg-13 it is it is not pulling any punches
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  Speaker 4: they kill people in this awesome they yeah i mean
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  Speaker 4: it's it's pretty hardcore as far as that i mean
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  Speaker 4: if if you're expecting like a kid's show like it
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  Speaker 4: used to be it's like this this takes a turn
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  Speaker 4: it also takes a turn where they uh it for
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  Speaker 4: anybody who was a big fan of it they've kind
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  Speaker 4: of changed up the voices. So it used to be
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  Speaker 4: Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill, and they sort of became
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  Speaker 4: the voices of Batman and Joker.
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  Speaker 7: All the series.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they've switched it up. It's actually Batman is Bruce Greenwood,
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  Speaker 4: which you would know as Christopher Pike in Star Trek.
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  Speaker 4: So he's doing Batman in that. And then the one
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  Speaker 4: that's really, it sounds more weird than it is, I guess.
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  Speaker 3: Godfrey is the Joker.
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  Speaker 5: Shit.
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  Speaker 7: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 3: Ha ha, Batman.
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  Speaker 5: Yikes.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 4: But no, the turn they do Joker-wise, it's John DiMaggio,
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  Speaker 4: who is Bender. Really?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Whichever once in a while you can hear it in there.
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  Speaker 4: It's not as cheesy as it sounds. Because I expected
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  Speaker 4: it to just... I love Bender. But I expected it
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  Speaker 4: to just be Bender. He's awesome from Adventure Time. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: he is. But that's the thing. In Adventure Time, he
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  Speaker 4: sounds like Bender. He's just flat out... You're just like, ha, look, Bender.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I was afraid of when I heard that
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  Speaker 4: they had him as Joker. I was like, oh, that's gonna...
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  Speaker 4: Because Mark Hamill was so good at it.
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  Speaker 3: So good.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, he really created his own character with that.
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  Speaker 4: And that was awesome. And yeah, I was expecting... it
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  Speaker 4: to be way more bender and it would be, it's
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  Speaker 4: not really. He, every once in a while, especially when
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  Speaker 4: you laugh, you kind of, you're like, oh, okay, I
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  Speaker 4: see it. It's him. But, but no, it's, um, he,
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  Speaker 4: he does a good job. He, he plays it differently.
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  Speaker 4: He's not quite as crazy. Most of the time he's
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  Speaker 4: a little more in the real world. He still makes
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  Speaker 4: his weird comments, but yeah, I mean, Mark Hamill played
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  Speaker 4: him pretty certifiable towards the end there. So, I mean, it's, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's a little more in control, but then he's also
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  Speaker 4: pretty hardcore as far as the character it's, it's based
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  Speaker 4: off a pretty big issue when all this took place. And,
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  Speaker 4: there's a nice right off the bat you get a
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  Speaker 4: really grim little moment with him so it's yeah it's
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  Speaker 4: uh it's kind of cool but the other ones yeah
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  Speaker 4: Nightwing is Neil Patrick Harris so there you.
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  Speaker 6: Go I love me some Neil Patrick Harris he.
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  Speaker 4: Is fabulous and uh Red Hood is the new bad
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  Speaker 4: guy they bring in and it's Jensen Ackles so they've got.
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  Speaker 6: Sort of a weird forehead they've got like.
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  Speaker 4: An all-star cast going on this thing so it's um
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  Speaker 4: but yeah it's I was surprised how you know how
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  Speaker 4: much they sort of tapped into that old version of
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  Speaker 4: the show that I liked and And Mask of the Phantasm,
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  Speaker 4: which was another one that was sort of a PG-13,
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  Speaker 4: pretty hard look at the Batman idea. So it's pretty serious.
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  Speaker 4: It is something that I don't think you could do
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  Speaker 4: and pull off as just like a normal kid. show.
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  Speaker 4: Because most of it is about the relationship with anybody
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  Speaker 4: who's come into him. It starts off with Nightwing and
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  Speaker 4: then the new Robin that kind of got brought in.
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  Speaker 4: So a lot of that is how Batman relates with
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  Speaker 4: them and how he is supposed to be taking care
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  Speaker 4: of them and feels like he has to protect them
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  Speaker 4: all the time. And him dealing with when he lets
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  Speaker 4: people down. So it's a lot of the really heavy...
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  Speaker 4: you know guilt that makes batman who he is because
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  Speaker 4: that's sort of what built this superhero is nothing but
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  Speaker 4: you know guilt and anger.
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  Speaker 7: The fuel that drives them basically.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah so it deals a lot with that and uh
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  Speaker 4: it's kind of cool so it's better than i expected
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  Speaker 4: i guess and i really it still has that look
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  Speaker 4: of the show that i like it's definitely plays up
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  Speaker 4: on that that goth world that you know the closer
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  Speaker 4: to the tim burton version of batman visual wise so
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  Speaker 4: that was awesome too so I'd say check it out.
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  Speaker 4: If you like the old Batman animated series, it's still
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  Speaker 4: pretty cool. But that was most of it for me.
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  Speaker 11: Well, we didn't really have much geekery joining us this week,
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  Speaker 11: but we will next week because we borrowed Fanboys, which
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  Speaker 11: she has not seen, from one of our friends. And
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  Speaker 11: we already watched Fanboys, and I'm kind of looking forward
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  Speaker 11: to watching it again. I mean, I know it didn't
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  Speaker 11: take a lot from it the first time. I'm just
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  Speaker 11: not a really big, big, big, huge Star Wars fan.
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  Speaker 6: But Kristen Bell was wearing the Slave Lair.
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  Speaker 7: Kristen Bell in the Slave Lair is awesome.
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  Speaker 4: Definitely.
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  Speaker 11: So I can only say to be continued for us,
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  Speaker 11: because that's what we'll bring to the table next week.
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  Speaker 4: I will say, and this is one I don't think
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  Speaker 4: I knew, because at the time we still, as much
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  Speaker 4: as the rest of us kind of liked it, we
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  Speaker 4: still had our issues with it. I have to say,
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  Speaker 4: right after that, I heard an interview with the director
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  Speaker 4: about I give them so much credit for what came
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  Speaker 4: out of it. The fact that it was as good
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  Speaker 4: as it was, I can find you the link. Because,
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it's amazing how much shit they put him
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  Speaker 4: through on that and how he got taken off of
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  Speaker 4: it and other people came in and shot stuff. And
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  Speaker 4: he was trying to just get his property back from them.
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  Speaker 4: and piece it together at some point and some stuff
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  Speaker 4: he could reshoot and add and other stuff he just couldn't. So,
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it's, it was an amazing story to hear
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  Speaker 4: the ordeal that he went through just from concept to
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  Speaker 4: what ended up coming out. And he's, you know, he's
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  Speaker 4: like the way that I originally had it planned. would
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  Speaker 4: have been great. And he's like, I'm still pleased with
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  Speaker 4: how it turned out, how I was able to salvage
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  Speaker 4: what's there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, it's, it's a director.
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  Speaker 11: It's like, I wish I could have done what I
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  Speaker 11: wanted to do, but for whatever reasons, budget money, somebody else.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So producing, looking back at it, I'm kind of like,
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  Speaker 4: it still had a lot of really good stuff in it.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm impressed that he pieced together what he did
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  Speaker 4: and even got it out period. Cause there was a
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  Speaker 4: while where even that wasn't going to happen. So, Yeah. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: know that going in.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, sweet.
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  Speaker 4: And, yeah, if you want, I can try to find
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  Speaker 4: that because it's a pretty cool interview.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: So that's pretty much nothing in all for us.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think we collectively watched anything. I watched some
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  Speaker 5: stuff by myself.
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  Speaker 10: I watched.
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  Speaker 6: I watched Burning Bright, which I was really excited about.
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  Speaker 6: I really did. I liked it. For me, it was suspenseful.
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  Speaker 6: It was about the tiger in the house.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we brought it up several weeks back. Oh, God, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I fucking love that movie. He'd be fucked.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, there's the whole story with her stepdad, and
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  Speaker 5: you fucking hate the guy instantaneously.
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  Speaker 3: Not us.
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  Speaker 5: Huh?
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  Speaker 3: We wouldn't be fucked.
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  Speaker 4: Because you're going to shoot the tiger.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, we would.
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  Speaker 6: We're fucking loaded.
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  Speaker 5: Loaded.
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  Speaker 3: Loaded for bear.
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  Speaker 5: But seriously, you hate the stepdad because he's the one
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  Speaker 5: who blows all the money on a fucking tiger in
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  Speaker 5: the first place.
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  Speaker 4: Dumbass.
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  Speaker 5: Because he wanted to start this whole nature reserve park.
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  Speaker 5: So he wanted people to come to their house and
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  Speaker 5: see all these animals and shit. And he wanted, we've
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  Speaker 5: got to have something scary. And what's scarier than a tiger?
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  Speaker 4: Well, you don't put it in your house, dumbass.
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  Speaker 6: And this whole thing was, well, to control a tiger,
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  Speaker 6: what do you do? You don't feed it.
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  Speaker 4: Good plan.
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  Speaker 6: That way you show the tiger who's boss.
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  Speaker 5: So when the girl and her autistic brother wake up
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  Speaker 5: in the morning.
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  Speaker 7: Was it funny or not?
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  Speaker 4: We're so pussy.
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  Speaker 6: That's noxious little kid.
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  Speaker 5: But anyways, yeah, they wake up and holy shit, there's
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  Speaker 5: a tiger in the house. And there's a hurricane going
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  Speaker 5: on too. leave the house because it's all been boarded
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  Speaker 5: up the front door has been boarded shut so it's
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  Speaker 5: obviously kind of planned and her stepdad you find out
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: let the tiger in.
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: There the one two punch of a tiger and a hurricane.
• 14:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah I'd be less afraid of the hurricane but anyways
• 14:39
  Speaker 5: yeah to me it was kind of suspenseful because you're
• 14:42
  Speaker 5: like oh shit.
• 14:43
  Speaker 6: There's a tiger in the fucking house.
• 14:44
  Speaker 5: And you're like oh it's a pretty kitty and then
• 14:47
  Speaker 5: you're like oh he's going to eat your face.
• 14:48
  Speaker 7: But they are big I love big.
• 14:50
  Speaker 5: Kitties but yeah that was pretty awesome I liked it
• 14:53
  Speaker 5: I was happy with it then I watched I watched
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: The Prowler, which I think is from, like, I'm guessing
• 14:57
  Speaker 5: early 80s. I didn't look up the date or anything. Like,
• 14:59
  Speaker 5: late 70s, early 80s. Around the same time as, like,
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: my bloody Valentine. Because it's pretty much the exact same
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: fucking story. There was a homecoming dance or graduation dance, like,
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: 30 years ago. And some people got killed by a
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: guy dressed up in an army outfit.
• 15:13
  Speaker 6: And they never say who it was.
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: So then 30 years later, after not having had this dance...
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: they're gonna have it again the first time they do
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: and yeah people start dying again by a guy in
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: an army mask or army outfit.
• 15:24
  Speaker 7: It was the son of the guy who did it originally.
• 15:26
  Speaker 6: They don't even really say really.
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: What a cop out they say he did it but
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: they don't really say why or anything but it actually
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: just has some really good death scenes for like you
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: know early 80s there was some gruesome shit there was
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: a uh a pickaxe up through somebody's head.
• 15:40
  Speaker 6: That was pretty awesome.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: It's pretty My Bloody Valentine, too.
• 15:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was a good time.
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: They were the same year. They're both 1981. I don't
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: know which one stole from the other one first.
• 15:49
  Speaker 6: I don't know, but it was awesome. I love My
• 15:51
  Speaker 6: Bloody Valentine.
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: I would say this one's not as good as My
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: Bloody Valentine, but it was pretty fun.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: I was always a big fan of the original.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, me too.
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: As a kid, not supposed to be watching it on cable.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: I did anyway, and I thought it was fucking awesome.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I loved it.
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was the end of that one. Then I
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: watched Dead End. Which I'm not really sure I felt
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: about it.
• 16:11
  Speaker 6: I was going to say I fucking loved it, but
• 16:13
  Speaker 6: then I'm like, the more I think about it, maybe
• 16:14
  Speaker 6: I didn't.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: Which one was it?
• 16:16
  Speaker 6: Dead End. There's a guy, Ray Weiss, who's fucking awesome.
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: I love Ray Weiss.
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: And his wife in the movie's name is Laura. So
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: all the time I'm like, dude, no, you're Laura Palmer's dad.
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: You shouldn't be married to a girl named Laura. But anyways,
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: because Laura Palmer and Ray Weiss.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: Laura Palmer.
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: But anyway, so they're on their way. It's Christmas, and
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: they're on their way to her family's house, which he
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: is not happy about.
• 16:37
  Speaker 6: And he takes a shortcut through the woods.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: Oops. That's where it always begins.
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: And then they're almost in a wreck, and then it's
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: the whole thing where they all end up getting picked
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: off one by one.
• 16:45
  Speaker 7: Are they redneck cannibals?
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: No.
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: No.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: Thank God.
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: It's just they're... A girl in a white dress shows up,
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: and she's got a dead baby, and then the person
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: will get wandered off, and then they'll go driving by
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: in a hearse, and it's fucking weird. It's got elements
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: from Soul Survivor in it, which you should know what
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: I'm talking about there. You should kind of know where
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: it leads you. But it's still interesting. Actually, I didn't
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: expect the end, but when I went back and thought
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: about it, I'm like, Yes, Santa Claus. He's an evil
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: fucking bastard.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: Silent Night, Deadly Night.
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: Then I watched.
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: I went back after my John Schneider love fest. I
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: went back and I've been watching the... I watched all
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: of season one of Dukes of Hazzard. And I gotta say,
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: it's still fucking awesome. I still get excited whenever they
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: go over a ramp and go, yeehaw, I don't care.
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: It just shows fucking awesome.
• 17:40
  Speaker 6: It is. It's got the tight pants.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: I think you're liking it on a different level than
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: we did as children.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: I never.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: I don't remember ever, yeah, getting that into it on
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: that level.
• 17:50
  Speaker 7: I wanted General Lee when I grew up. I wanted
• 17:52
  Speaker 7: tight pants.
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: You did have tight pants.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: I had the little Hot Wheels version of the car.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: I think that was what I was a little more
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: entertained with. It's awesome.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir.
• 18:01
  Speaker 6: He was shirtless quite a bit.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: That was awesome.
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: And you watched a couple episodes with me.
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: Was it as awesome as you remember it being as
• 18:08
  Speaker 6: a child?
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: As a kid, yeah.
• 18:10
  Speaker 10: I remember loving the hell out of that show.
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: I still love the hell out of it, though. It's
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: just as awesome.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: But I had the Hot Wheel, the hurdle.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: Hot Wheel that got taken away from me at school.
• 18:19
  Speaker 7: Damn.
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: Fucking teacher. Damn.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: And then bought me another one.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: You got a frowny face that day.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: In your fucking eye. Yeah.
• 18:26
  Speaker 7: This one's pretty amazing.
• 18:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's still fucking awesome.
• 18:28
  Speaker 9: I love this show.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: It's still awesome.
• 18:31
  Speaker 10: Yeah. I think the only dual geek activity that we
• 18:35
  Speaker 10: did was, aside from the flea market, was we.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: Which we went on top of the flea market because
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: I bought me a shitload of like 1980s.
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: Teeny bumper magazines with Corey Haim in them. And George Snyder.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: We also played Resident Evil Darkside Chronicles.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: Which we kicked ass at.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Which we kick ass at, yes.
• 18:55
  Speaker 7: That's the rail shooting. The newer one.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: That covers... Code Veronica. Code Veronica and.
• 19:04
  Speaker 7: I love the first one.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: I think Resident Evil 3, Nemesis.
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: Nemesis 3.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: Is that the one that takes place in the city
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: with the cop?
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay. So it's three... It covers three and then Veronica. Oh, wow.
• 19:17
  Speaker 10: So, yeah, it's pretty cool because there's some rooms you
• 19:20
  Speaker 10: don't get to go in because then you're like, hey,
• 19:22
  Speaker 10: I want to go in this room, but it doesn't
• 19:24
  Speaker 10: let you because it's a rail shooter. But then in
• 19:26
  Speaker 10: order to play this game, we had to go get
• 19:28
  Speaker 10: the official Resident Evil.
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: We didn't have to go.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, we needed them.
• 19:31
  Speaker 10: We had to get them the official Wii Resident Evil blasters.
• 19:36
  Speaker 9: Awesome.
• 19:36
  Speaker 7: Dude, that game, I remember the first one, it was just,
• 19:41
  Speaker 7: The Umbrella Chronicles. Which is fucking awesome.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: I blew through.
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: That in one night.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we went through that one in one night.
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: Yikes.
• 19:48
  Speaker 11: My friend and I sat and unlocked every single thing
• 19:50
  Speaker 11: you could, which was really difficult. Like, later on, we
• 19:53
  Speaker 11: had to do everything perfectly on the hardest hits.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, God.
• 19:57
  Speaker 7: But those games are excellent.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: They're excellent. Love the hell out of them.
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: I still think the Overkill one's probably my favorite.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: House of the Dead?
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 20:03
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that one's got to be... If anybody owns a Wii,
• 20:07
  Speaker 10: if you do like rail shooters... and you haven't gotten
• 20:10
  Speaker 10: to check out House of the Dead Overkill, get it.
• 20:13
  Speaker 10: It's fucking awesome. It's way over the top. It's shot
• 20:17
  Speaker 10: like Grindhouse. The guy, it's basically, you've got to watch
• 20:22
  Speaker 10: the language. Don't let your kids play it because every
• 20:24
  Speaker 10: single thing is like, fuck this motherfucking zombies.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: They're shooting it.
• 20:28
  Speaker 10: It's just ridiculous, bloody, gory as hell, but absolutely fun.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: That's what I always say.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And then we went to the flea market.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: We went to the flea market and I bought seven
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: magazines from like the early 80s and early 90s that
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: had John Schneider and Corey Haim.
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: Not the same magazines, because that would just be kind
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: of strange, but yes, independently they.
• 20:51
  Speaker 8: Were the magazines.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they were of different eras.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: A lot of teen bop and teen.
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: Big bop.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: Big bop and teen.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: Wow. A lot of new kids were going on at
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: that time. Yikes. Oh, the ones from the early 80s
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: were kind of scary, because there was guys in there,
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: and you're like, oh, that was hot, really?
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: John Hexum.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Richard Grieco.
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: Hey, Richard Grieco was fucking awesome. Don't talk about Booker.
• 21:12
  Speaker 13: No.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: Booker.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: I'm a new dog.
• 21:16
  Speaker 6: Hey, there was some Menudo.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: There was some Menudo. A lot of new kids.
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: There was some Leif Garrett, too.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: Who was that one guy? I can't stand.
• 21:23
  Speaker 7: Marky Mark and the fucking.
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: No, hey, don't talk shit about Marky Mark. He's got
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: three nipples and the bitches like to suck it.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: That's what I hear.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, he's not a Corey, is he?
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: There's only two Corys.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: No, no, it's the other one that was in... Is
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: it Full House?
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: John Stamos?
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: He was in some of those, though.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: Which we did.
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: There was a pinup of him in there from the
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: early 80s.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: Are we talking Kirk Cameron? Oh, God. Everybody hates that guy, too.
• 21:52
  Speaker 7: He's a religious nut.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: See, that's the thing. I didn't hate him back in
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: the day. I hate him now when I've heard some
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: of the things he did back then, and now his crazy, ugh,
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: I don't know. He just seems crazy now. So now
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: I hate him. That's right.
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that wraps up all we watched. Oh, yeah, we
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: did go to the flea market.
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: There was some fudge there, which I'm still excited about,
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: which is why Marlena traded her in.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: Do you want to tell the glove story?
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: The glove story? Oh, the fur mittens? Oh, no.
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: Those were frightening. She wouldn't even take a picture of them.
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: I'm like, why? Put them on. So I take a picture.
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: She's like, no, I don't want to put my hand
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: in there.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were fur mittens. They were probably made out
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: of fox fur.
• 22:30
  Speaker 10: And fox skin. Basically looked like a mummified Eskimo. They
• 22:34
  Speaker 10: were all dried and beef jerky-like, and she.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: Didn't want to stick her hands in them. I can't
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: imagine why.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: I guess she still picked.
• 22:40
  Speaker 9: Them up, though.
• 22:40
  Speaker 7: She still picked them up. That's pretty foul.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: Just eat them.
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: Just nibble some of that.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: Just eat them.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Yum, yum, yum, yum.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: Nom, nom, nom. Probably better than the food at the point.
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: Hey, I ate some fries.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: She ate some fries. She was okay.
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: You ate some fries, too.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: I ate some fries, too.
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: You snitched my fries.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: He co-offered them.
• 22:58
  Speaker 14: I know.
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: That way I can make you throw away the box
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: when I was done. I didn't offer you any food.
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: I couldn't make you throw it away later.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: You still would.
• 23:06
  Speaker 10: The thing I don't understand is these flea markets. It
• 23:10
  Speaker 10: was the big antique flea market that they have at
• 23:13
  Speaker 10: the fairgrounds.
• 23:13
  Speaker 7: The double-sided one.
• 23:15
  Speaker 10: The thing that I don't understand is the flea market
• 23:17
  Speaker 10: seems to drag out people with their dogs.
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: Dogs and strollers.
• 23:23
  Speaker 10: The only thing more ridiculous than that was the guy
• 23:27
  Speaker 10: walking around with the baby hammock on his stomach that
• 23:33
  Speaker 10: had the dog in it.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: Like, you know, the baby carriers. Like the papoose?
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: The ones that puts the baby on the front.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: I've seen those.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? The guy had his dog in
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: it with the legs sticking out. What a fucking.
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: Oh, God. You could just die in a car crash
• 23:47
  Speaker 7: and the world would be better.
• 23:48
  Speaker 13: But the only thing, you know, it's silly and almost
• 23:52
  Speaker 13: ridiculous to see all these people pushing their dogs around
• 23:54
  Speaker 13: in strollers, but at least their dogs don't pick up
• 23:57
  Speaker 13: shit that's breakable and then drop it and go, whoops,
• 24:01
  Speaker 13: I didn't break it.
• 24:02
  Speaker 9: Yeah, right.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 24:04
  Speaker 10: You don't need to be pricking up antique shit, you're
• 24:05
  Speaker 10: a kid, okay? And you can't afford half the shit anyway,
• 24:08
  Speaker 10: so quit picking stuff up.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: And more importantly, their parents should be telling them.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: No, you know, I'm picking up this fucking fabric.
• 24:14
  Speaker 7: Get all of your freaking redneck mongoloid son.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Hey, mama, what's this? I didn't break it.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: Not only am I on board for the leashes for children,
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: I'm also on board for choker chains.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: I've got a kid. She knows damn well better not
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: to touch stuff when we go out.
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: No, she does not.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: For the most part. And when we're at the antique
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: flea market.
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: We don't take her anywhere anymore.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: Somebody's learned a lesson, but it might have been you.
• 24:45
  Speaker 6: Other than that, I didn't watch anything. I've read books.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: Reading i know it goes against our ways.
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: I was gonna say they didn't even have pictures but
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: some of them kind of did yeah i read the
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: never-ending story which jesus h fucking christ i was beginning
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: to think it was not making shit up that it
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: was never going to.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: Fucking end it was true to its name.
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: I'm fucking serious dude i was that's the one that
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: had pictures because kind of cool because each chapter started
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: with a different letter of the alphabet like a b
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: c d all the way through so it had little
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: pictures for each chapter page that was kind of neat
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: little pictures.
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: Jesus Dates Christ took forever to read.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: I was mad because it covers, like, the first half
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: of the book is the first movie.
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: And I love the movie.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: The first movie's fucking awesome.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: It is awesome, yes.
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: The second movie, eh, I'm not so big on it.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: But does the second movie tie into the book at all?
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: See, I don't remember the second movie that much, but
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: I remember he went back home after the first movie.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: No, in the book, he fucking stays there. He's there
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: until the end of the fucking book.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: He's hooking up with the name of the chick that
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: you can never decipher what her name is.
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: In the book, it's Moonchild.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: Moonchild.
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: Fucking hippie. Anyway, in the book.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: He's hooking up with Moonchild.
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: In the book... Moonchild.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: In the book, Bastion's this little fat fucking useless kid
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: that can't do anything right. So, yeah, I don't know
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: anything worse than fat kids. It's fat useless kids, and
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: it's even worse if they're redheads.
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: But anyways.
• 26:04
  Speaker 7: Ginger fat useless kids.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: God, that's the worst right there. Anyways, so the first
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: part of the book is the first movie, which is awesome.
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: I don't know if I was okay with the first part.
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: And then it gets to the part where he's in Fantasia,
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: which in the book it's called Fantastica, which is just
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: fucking stupid and gay. And I guess they realized how
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: fucking stupid it sounded when they actually had to say
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: it on a regular basis.
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: So for the movie, they changed it.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: Well, probably Disney, though. I'm assuming Disney owns the rights
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: to that now. Or did at the time, anyway.
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: Anyway, so he's in Fantastica, which is the name of
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: the book. And he's just there.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: And the whole second half of the book, the book's
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: 445 pages long. So it's never any story.
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: It's a certain amount of pages. But anyway, it's just
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: the whole rest of the book.
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: It's him making wishes and making up Fantasia again.
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: Because everything's disappeared and he has to go through and
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: make it all back up.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: I side with the nothing.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: Cause that guy was fucking awesome. God, the nothing was
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: fucking cool.
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: But then it's the whole second half.
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: It was just him being a whiny bitch and he
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: makes him, he wishes himself not fat and he wishes
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: himself to be the smartest and the fastest and the strongest.
• 27:06
  Speaker 7: No wonder he never left. Cause he didn't want to
• 27:08
  Speaker 7: go back home and be a fucking fat useless nobody.
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: Exactly. And then by the end, he's like, by every
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: wish he makes, he like loses memories of being human.
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: So he doesn't want to fucking go back anymore.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: And, It's just a conundrum.
• 27:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they don't want you.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: But he's back to the end where he's wanting to
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: go back home. He don't remember why he wants to
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: go home in the first place because he don't remember nothing.
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: Well, wish that part away, too.
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: God, he's just a whiny.
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: Little bitch, and he screws over Trey. That's another thing
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: that bothered me. That's why Trey was horse-talked, and I
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: don't like Artex talking because he's sinking into the sand.
• 27:38
  Speaker 6: He shouldn't be talking about how he's dying. That's just depressing.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right?
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: It's depressing enough anyway.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: He's got the Eeyore voice and he's singing.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: I'm dying now sure wish you'd pull me out but
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: i guess i'm gonna die ah fucking hell yeah that
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: seems traumatizing like still.
• 27:56
  Speaker 14: I i hate to think about that crying when i
• 27:59
  Speaker 14: was like yeah dude seriously that movie it's so awesome
• 28:02
  Speaker 14: it is it is one of my favorite movies from
• 28:04
  Speaker 14: that time period i think it's better than dark crystal
• 28:06
  Speaker 14: it's oh it's I still love The Labyrinth, though, so
• 28:09
  Speaker 14: I can't say it's.
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: Better than that.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: I would almost. As much as I like Dark Crystal,
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: The NeverEnding Story is fucking awesome. It really is.
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: It's more epic than Dark Crystal, I think.
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: But yeah, The NeverEnding Story, it pissed me off. It
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: was just way too much of words and whiny.
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: Little fat kids.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: I told you about the books.
• 28:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, damn books.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: Books is nothing but words.
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: Then I read The Bad Seed, which just goes to
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: prove that kids are just inherently evil.
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: And it's just about that.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: That's true.
• 28:33
  Speaker 7: Some kids are just born bad.
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: I haven't watched the movie. I want to watch the
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: movie someday.
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: But yeah, the little kid, she's probably killing people if
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: they have stuff she wants. Which I'm like, so you
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: better watch out if that kid tries to get any
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: of my shit.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: I want to watch that. We're throwing that on the list.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: Because I want to watch the old movie.
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: We should totally watch that. We'll watch that next time
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: we have an opening. But yeah, it was awesome.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: Definitely.
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: But yeah, I was pissed off at the end, though.
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: I don't know if I can't get away with the
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: end of the book. Because if we watched the movie,
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: that would kind of ruin that. I don't know how
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: the movie ends.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: I don't either, so no spoilers.
• 29:00
  Speaker 7: No spoilers.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: No swiping swiper.
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: Who was it that fucking recommended that I watch The
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: Room in the first place?
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: That would be both Naked Eskimo and Barbarella Colt.
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: All right, first of all, fuck that movie. Second of all,
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: I played the game. There is an online game. I
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: don't know the website.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: Which, first of all, I forwarded it to both of them.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: They both seem excited by it. So I'm just telling
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: you guys that originally came from Misty. So she's doing
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: you a favor.
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: And I'll let you know, I played the game all
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: the way through from beginning to end, so I think
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: that qualifies as watching the movie.
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: And I'm not watching that movie again. Fuck that movie.
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: It was horrible. And there's my review of the movie.
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: It sucked ass although it was fun because in the
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: little video game he gets in the shower he does
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: this little naked dance little 8-bit.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: That's what's so awesome about that game is yeah it's
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: super old school graphics.
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: But he has his little 8-bits jiggling about in 8-bit
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: yeah jiggling around ass and everything horrible acting And even
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: in a video game. I had the sound down so
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: I couldn't actually hear anything going on. I don't want
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: to hear that shit.
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: So yes, I played the game.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: The game. Of the room.
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: So there.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: There you go. That's almost even better than watching the movie.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: Because nobody, everybody's watched the movie at this point. How
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: many people have given you a review of the game?
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it went on and on and on. Since I've
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: never seen the movie, I didn't know when it was
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: going to fucking end. So I kept playing it. I
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: sunk a good 45 minutes of my night the other
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: night into this game, which I'm still hoping is less
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: than actually watching the movie. So yeah, I played the
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: game all the way through. So I'm guessing that's what
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: happened in the movie. In my head, that's what happened.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: It's a lame movie, and I'm not going to watch it.
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: Screw you guys.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: With love, Misty.
• 30:49
  Speaker 7: Love, Misty.
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: No, it's nothing against them. Just fuck that movie. And
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: fuck everybody in that movie. Except for I don't want to.
• 30:55
  Speaker 9: Ew.
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: Ew.
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: There's some ugly, misfortunate people in that movie.
• 30:59
  Speaker 9: People.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: People.
• 31:01
  Speaker 6: I went to Walmart for a second. Woo, we're from Indiana.
• 31:05
  Speaker 12: Woo.
• 31:05
  Speaker 7: Noodle bombing.
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: Noodle bombing.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: Do you want to tell that story?
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: I don't know if I want to tell that story again.
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: I've already told it four times now.
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: But it's better with the accent.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: Tell it, because I think everybody wants to hear it.
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: I don't think anybody wants to hear it.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, you know, they like Marlene.
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: You've heard it enough by now. You could probably tell it.
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: No, no.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: No, you've got to do the accent. Come on.
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: I've got to do the voice?
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: It's on the shuttle. It starts off the same.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: It's on the shuttle at work. And there was this
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: redneck bitch and her friend, and they were talking. So
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: this is the conversation I heard.
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: She's like, so... We were at the Kenny Chesney concert.
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: They were tailgating.
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: We didn't go into the show. We stayed out in
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: the parking lot tailgating. And we were drinking, but we
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: forgot our beer bong. So we were out there, and
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: we had a pool noodle. So we were beer bonging
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: with a pool noodle. And there was this guy. He
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: was driving around on one of those little golf carts.
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: He was recording everybody, so they could put it on TV.
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: And he drove by, and he recorded us with our
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: noodle bong.
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: We were like, whoo, we're from Indiana.
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: I was like, oh, God.
• 32:03
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: I think the story gets better every time I tell
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: it to add new stuff.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: Noodle bombing.
• 32:09
  Speaker 7: Noodle bombing.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: Noodle bombing.
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and that's what now represents Indiana out there.
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: Yikes.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: I have nothing to do with them.
• 32:18
  Speaker 6: Me neither, and I'm from Indiana.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not claiming Indiana.
• 32:23
  Speaker 6: At least she wasn't in a garbage can when she
• 32:25
  Speaker 6: did it.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right?
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: That's Clarksville specifically. Clarksville.
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: No, seriously.
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: There was a little girl swimming in a metal garbage can.
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: It wasn't really swimming so much as bobbing up and down.
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: She wasn't a small child.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: She was probably about 12.
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: Oh, God.
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: You can't do laps in a trash can.
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: Metal trash can. Nice and rusty.
• 32:43
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: She's dead from tetanus now.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right?
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: It's okay to laugh at her. She's dead.
• 32:47
  Speaker 6: She got the Tetris now.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure her parents referred to it as that.
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: Oh, goodness.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: Can't believe Tetris killed our little girl.
• 32:56
  Speaker 7: What the hell was that, guys?
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Damn you, Russians.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: Damn, so weird.
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: It's killed her. At a Kenny Chesney concert. And I
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: just thought that's the only way you can say... Kenny
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: Chesney concert.
• 33:09
  Speaker 7: I believe so.
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: It's a Kenny Chesney concert.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: The week before I was making fun of the girls
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: from Sugar Land. I didn't know what was playing that night.
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: Were they opening for Kenny Chesney?
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I just knew it was somebody that brought in
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: all the girls in the denim skirts and the boots.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: I was just like, oh, God.
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: Oh, the Hustle Cowgirls?
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, they were all wearing that outfit.
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: I was just like, why?
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: It's the replacement for the mullet now.
• 33:32
  Speaker 10: Either it's the denim skirt or the cut-off jeans with
• 33:36
  Speaker 10: the pockets hanging out of them, which is what my
• 33:38
  Speaker 10: dad actually wears. yeah his black socks and his combat.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: Boots this is a nice look oh wait no that's
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: his chest.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: This is the cover of gq next month.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: My mom's like oh stop it mowing the yard like
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: that so i think she hired somebody to mow our
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: yard now.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: Just so he didn't have to look.
• 34:04
  Speaker 13: At him yeah exactly i don't know That's harsh.
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: There's the blue jean shorts or the denim skirt with
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: the cowboy boots look.
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: Modern country. Horrible.
• 34:17
  Speaker 10: Usually accompanied by either a wife beater or a halter
• 34:20
  Speaker 10: top or something kind of along the same lines.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: Cowboy hat, optional.
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: Which, good, many of them had it.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: But usually one beer in hand, sometimes two, and a
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: lot of, whoo! A lot of that.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: We really need to stop modern country music.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: Yes, please.
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: It's bringing down the whole world. I'm pretty sure. All
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: righty then.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: That is the key to the apocalypse.
• 34:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it opens the seventh seal.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: I believe it does. Yes, it does. It will bring
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: on the plague.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: Kenny Chesney opened the seventh seal.
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: Kenny Chesney, come on, sir. Tailgating, doodle-bombing.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: And then all these locusts came out. I don't know
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: what it was.
• 34:57
  Speaker 7: All these locusts came down.
• 34:59
  Speaker 6: I was like, dang, y'all, look at all this.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: What's these frogs doing here?
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: What?
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, if only you could see the hand motions.
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Kind of like gang signs, but only a really.
• 35:12
  Speaker 7: Convoluted, redneckled version of gang signs.
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: Now you've got to have one elbow up in the
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: air like this and one elbow down like this and
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: you've got to shake your hand. Woo!
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Point to your face in a Vogue-ish kind of way.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: There's not enough Vogue-ing going on these days. Fuck all
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: this Kenny Chesney. We need more Vogue-ing.
• 35:29
  Speaker 9: No, we don't.
• 35:29
  Speaker 12: We really don't.
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: I should have a visual of me doing that while
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: wearing my Bo-delicious shirt.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: Bo-delicious. We can get the camera up here, right?
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: It is pretty fucking wicked.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: I should have.
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: Wore this when I saw him. He might have ran. Alright,
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: I'm done. That was a lot of talking for me.
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: I had to make up for the last week not
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: being here.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: Alright, anything else we need to round out the Geek Week?
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: No.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: Alright, we will take a break and be back with
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: What's the Bug? But so is his name in the.
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: Years to buy me.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: Don't give a fuck about.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Fortune and fame.
• 36:05
  Speaker 9: Cause making bad movies is the name of the game.
• 36:07
  Speaker 9: Step one.
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: Step get about six million bucks.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: To get some actors.
• 36:11
  Speaker 9: Who don't give a fuck.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: Get some cameras.
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: HD and 35 milli.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: You can always choose later.
• 36:16
  Speaker 9: So why be silly?
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: Got your green screen.
• 36:18
  Speaker 9: Air to frame.
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: Plastic spoons.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Johnny's so sexy.
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: He makes the girls swoon.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: Lisa's so hot.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: And Mark's his best friend. 25 sex scenes that seem
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: like they'll never end.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: Claude S.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Teflonk.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: It's time to stretch and fetch. See what's cooking at
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: our refreshment counter. You'll find your favorite foods and beverages,
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: plus many new goodies to tempt your appetite and add
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: to your evening's pleasure. Everything's the finest quality. So treat
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: yourself now.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: Corona Extra presents the Poets and Pirates Tour, starring Kenny Chesney.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Don't miss it Friday, August 29th in the Ford Amphitheater
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: at the Florida State Fairgrounds.
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: Listen.
• 37:13
  Speaker 12: Do you hear it?
• 37:13
  Speaker 8: It's getting closer.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: Much closer. Don't be afraid.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: Be very Very afraid.
• 37:34
  Speaker 7: I've got a.
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: Message for you.
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: Pray for death.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: There will be blood.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: I'm Grey.
• 38:06
  Speaker 7: Take a journey with me through the dark side of
• 38:09
  Speaker 7: cinema in the Dark Hours Horror Podcast.
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: Find it at thedarkhours.net The Dark Hours.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Terror has no shape. Far beyond anything your mind could.
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: Ever conceive.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: Hello, this is Sonny Landon, welcoming you to Movie Meltdown. Ah!
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: This is a chopper!
• 39:02
  Speaker 12: The room is in the house. The red dress looks
• 39:11
  Speaker 12: real good on Lisa, even though she's fat as shit.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: The room is in the house. Jenny's in the movie,
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: but I don't know why.
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: Totally fucking irrelevant, just like the other guy. He's a
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: psychotherapist in his name.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: All right, we're back with What's the Buzz? Groovy.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: What's the buzz?
• 39:24
  Speaker 9: What is happening?
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: What's going on?
• 39:25
  Speaker 9: All righty.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: So, two weeks ago, news broke that 20th Century Fox
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: search for the director of X-Men Origins Wolverine 2 had
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: narrowed down to either Robert Rodriguez. That would be awesome.
• 40:01
  Speaker 10: That would.
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: Hopefully he knows better. Robert Schwinn-Wetke. He did the red
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: that's coming out next month, which does actually look kind
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: of awesome. Or David Slade, who brought us Twilight Saga Eclipse.
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: Ah, fuck him.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: But to salvage him 30 days of night as well.
• 40:21
  Speaker 7: Oh, awesome. 30 days of night was just.
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: How did he do both of those?
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: What?
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: How? That's why they brought him in. He knew he's vampires.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: He knows all about.
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, fucking hell, they don't fucking sparkle.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: You'd think he would. It's a gateway. He doesn't care.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: He went from a little no-budget horror movie to the
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: biggest grossing movie of the week. possibly the series of
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: all times. I mean, shit. That's why all these directors
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: keep coming on board for any of the Twilight shit.
• 40:46
  Speaker 7: It's a cash cow.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: Well, and it gets your name up there into the,
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: you know, okay, now I've made a movie that opened at,
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: you know, $ 100 million. So that kind of gets you
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: some doors opened up, I'd say. Of course, it makes
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: us just laugh at you. But anyway, that's a whole
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: different thing.
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: Dude, seriously, fuck Twilight.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: So yeah, they're saying the Shwetke guy was considered the
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: likely choice at the time, but now has apparently dropped out.
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: And another director has joined Slade in the running. And yeah,
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: this one is a surprise if you ask me. They
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: say Hugh Jackman recently talked to Darren Aronofsky about directing
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: the Wolverine sequel, which is strange to me. I mean,
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: how do you go to Requiem for a Dream for
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: Wolverine 2? Yeah, right?
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: That's... Was he doing The Black Swan? Yeah, he just
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: did The Black Swan. It is... Actually, it premiered this
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: week in Venice, and the critics are kind of, like, really, yeah,
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: getting into it. So that could be a good sign
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: that he's once again put together another good movie, which
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: makes me wonder why is he even considering this? I mean,
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: he's not one... It's not like the other guys that,
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: you know, he needs this to put him up there
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: as a big-name director. I mean, he already is a
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: big-name director, so why... In a series that's gone this downhill,
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: these last.
• 42:03
  Speaker 7: Maybe he's a nerd. He just has always wanted to do.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: He thinks he can save this creature.
• 42:09
  Speaker 7: He's got a vision.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: They said he'd been trying to do... He was supposed
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: to do Batman Year One and it fell through. He
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: was still... I don't know if the Robocop reboot is
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: completely thrown out. He's got these super comic book kind
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: of ideas that he wants to do and they all
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: keep falling through. There's a reason they keep falling through.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: Is this where it's going to end up? Is Wolverine 2?
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: Electric electric boogaloo the musical well hugh jackman is on
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: board it's gonna be dumb so i don't know it's
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: just a weird direction for him so yeah i don't
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: know if they're trying to redeem themselves since the last
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: wolverine went so bad that maybe they want to bring
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: in somebody like aronofsky but um at the same time
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: Are they going to let him do his thing? Because
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: he has a very specific vision when he goes into these.
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: And him working with big studios, I can't see. I'm
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: assuming they would want to be very controlling with a
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: property as big as Wolverine.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I could see them having issues there, too. I
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: don't know. I just thought that was weird.
• 43:11
  Speaker 7: I'm indifferent about the Wolverine.
• 43:14
  Speaker 6: I didn't see the last movie.
• 43:15
  Speaker 7: You missed nothing.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: I haven't either.
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: I watched the X-Men movies. That was about it. I
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: don't remember the third one that well.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: I don't remember it being awesome. It went downhill.
• 43:24
  Speaker 6: I don't remember everybody thinking it was good.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: As they always do.
• 43:28
  Speaker 10: I kind of lost interest, the same thing with I
• 43:29
  Speaker 10: lost interest in Boba Fett and lost interest in Snake
• 43:32
  Speaker 10: Eyes when it all became super hit popular.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: And everybody loves them.
• 43:36
  Speaker 10: I liked it better when they were just the kind
• 43:38
  Speaker 10: of obscure, down and dirty, gritty character.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: Do I still like them? Yeah, I still like them,
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: but not as much.
• 43:43
  Speaker 7: Not as much as people nut over them.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:45
  Speaker 7: God, I wear t-shirts. It looks like Boba Fett. I'm
• 43:48
  Speaker 7: wearing his armor. It's like it's a t-shirt, dude.
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: I've got that on right now.
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: Shut up.
• 43:52
  Speaker 7: What are you trying to say?
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: I wear that every day.
• 43:55
  Speaker 7: I have a friend who has one actually.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: All right, so the HBO miniseries The Pacific was nominated
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: for 23 Emmy Awards.
• 44:04
  Speaker 7: Sweet. Never heard of it.
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: And won eight of them this past week.
• 44:08
  Speaker 7: I never saw it. I want to see it. Apparently,
• 44:10
  Speaker 7: my friend said it was better than Band of Brothers.
• 44:12
  Speaker 7: Which Band of Brothers?
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 44:13
  Speaker 7: It was phenomenal.
• 44:14
  Speaker 10: See, I still haven't gotten around to watching that.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: That's pretty huge. I need to.
• 44:18
  Speaker 6: I'll put it on our.
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: List for you.
• 44:19
  Speaker 9: Really?
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: Band of Brothers?
• 44:20
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 44:20
  Speaker 7: I can let you borrow it.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: See, I've got more of a fan of the European
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: front than I.
• 44:26
  Speaker 7: Am of the Pacific Theater, which... I can see the
• 44:29
  Speaker 7: Pacific Theater being a lot more depressing because it was
• 44:32
  Speaker 7: just literally hell on earth for those guys. But more
• 44:36
  Speaker 7: of them I want to see.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: So the day before all that happened, the news broke
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: that Warner Brothers, a corporate cousin to HBO... has picked
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: up a pitch from the Pacific co-executive producer for a
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: $ 200 million 3D action epic about the Battle of Midway.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, God, I'm going to screw this up.
• 44:54
  Speaker 6: I told you about this.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 44:55
  Speaker 7: It could be cool.
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: Because I had to ask you, what war was that in? Oh,
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: my God. Really?
• 45:00
  Speaker 7: I don't know if it.
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: Was World War I or II. I don't have all
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: that shit memorized.
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: I don't know what battle happened during what fucking war.
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: Most people don't.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: It's either going to be really cool. and historically accurate.
• 45:11
  Speaker 7: I think it could be really cool.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: Or it's going to be a complete and total flop.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: It's going to suck balls.
• 45:17
  Speaker 7: It's going to be like Pearl fucking Harbor. It's going
• 45:18
  Speaker 7: to be like Pearl Harbor.
• 45:19
  Speaker 10: They're going to throw a bunch of fucking modern day
• 45:21
  Speaker 10: cliches and a bunch of fist pumps and stupid.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: Shit in it.
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: If they do that.
• 45:29
  Speaker 10: They need to be castrated now if they're going to
• 45:31
  Speaker 10: do that. But if you're going to do that shit,
• 45:32
  Speaker 10: you better do it right and you better do it
• 45:34
  Speaker 10: enough to honor these guys.
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: See, that's what I think. I mean, they, they used
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: to do so many of these movies that were big,
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: epic war movies and they were pretty cool and awesome.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: Especially if you liked, you know, those battle oriented movies.
• 45:46
  Speaker 10: If it's one thing that I liked, it's, it's, it's
• 45:49
  Speaker 10: anything having to deal with World War II.
• 45:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 45:51
  Speaker 10: You know, I mean, I grew up, I mean, hell,
• 45:53
  Speaker 10: my grandfather and his brothers, they all had something to
• 45:57
  Speaker 10: do with World War II.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: One was in the Navy. One was in the army.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: The other one was in the Marines.
• 46:02
  Speaker 10: I mean, uh, Dad's friend was in the Navy and
• 46:05
  Speaker 10: the Air Force.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: Simultaneous? Yeah, actually he did go to the.
• 46:09
  Speaker 10: Navy and then got out of the Navy and went
• 46:11
  Speaker 10: into the Air Force. A lot of these guys were
• 46:14
  Speaker 10: just really just awesome guys.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: These kind of heroes that you don't have anymore.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: And those were different wars that we don't even understand.
• 46:24
  Speaker 15: They were different wars because nowadays wars, you're fighting against
• 46:29
  Speaker 15: this thing yeah fighting against terrorism which can take any
• 46:32
  Speaker 15: shape in any form back then you were fighting against
• 46:34
  Speaker 15: the japanese and.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: The germans yeah you knew who they are you knew
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: what they look like and you knew you're.
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: Gonna kill them and it was like a bigger thing
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: too like now it's it's like this muddled mess of
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: its money and its power and it's all this where
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: it was just evil man i mean world war ii
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: was good versus evil especially looking back at it now
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: we see that but even then everybody was kind of
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: like this is wrong and we have to stop it.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: It's the last real war we had where we were like,
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: there's no, you know, gray area. It's cut and dry.
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: This has to be stopped. So, I mean, it was
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: a more innocent era because you had that. It's like,
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: we don't have that take now. All we have now
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: is like, this sucks. And, you know, our guys are
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: getting killed and everybody wants to argue about who's right
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: and who's wrong and where the funding's going and stupid
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: shit like that.
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: Whereas like, I'm too worried about killing civilians now. Back then,
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: we would.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: Have just wiped all that shit out. Nuke them. That's
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: what I say.
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: Seriously, if this problem had happened 50 years ago, that
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: would have been the solution.
• 47:31
  Speaker 6: We would have been okay with it.
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: Take them out.
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: They've been done a long time ago.
• 47:38
  Speaker 7: I would like to see this movie. I would like
• 47:40
  Speaker 7: to see it. Take a cue from Battlefield 360. I
• 47:45
  Speaker 7: think it's on the History Channel or Military Channel. Or Dogfights,
• 47:49
  Speaker 7: which they did also for battleships and stuff. Them fighting, which.
• 47:54
  Speaker 11: If you did it in any way, shape, or form
• 47:56
  Speaker 11: like that, reenactments like.
• 47:57
  Speaker 7: That, then it would be badass. Because I'd love any
• 48:02
  Speaker 7: of those.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: That's what I was thinking. I mean, they used to
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: do so many of those, and it's like they just
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: kind of stopped. I mean, granted, it's a new several
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: generations now that probably aren't into it the same level
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: they used to be. But, I mean, the closest thing
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: we had was Pearl Harbor, and that was crap. Absolutely.
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, it's like I would like.
• 48:19
  Speaker 7: What are you talking about?
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: That was awesome.
• 48:22
  Speaker 8: Jesus.
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: Kubo.
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: Michael Bay.
• 48:23
  Speaker 10: If anything, they really need to have a lot of
• 48:26
  Speaker 10: veterans sitting at, well, there's not a whole lot.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're running out at this point.
• 48:29
  Speaker 10: Which is sad, you know, because these are old guys
• 48:32
  Speaker 10: that I grew up with, you know, that were around
• 48:36
  Speaker 10: my friends' grandfathers and guys.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: That hung around the garage, you know.
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: Jeez.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: I mean, I guess that's why I'm so interested in
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: that time period. But, yeah, they really need to do
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: this right.
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I think would be cool.
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: But what are the chances of that happening?
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, very slim.
• 48:54
  Speaker 7: Miracles can happen.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: But, again, they're on board with HBO in some way, shape,
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: or form, which has, I mean, after Bands of Brothers,
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: they really did sort of put a lot of heart
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: into it and try to make it something legit. So
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: let's hope they go that route and not the Michael
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: Bay bullshit.
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: I don't think it's my fault that I didn't know
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: which war... Adal Midway was in. I'm not as interested
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: in that stuff.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: It's not you.
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: Again, most people don't at this point.
• 49:19
  Speaker 6: I mean, I know it was in one of the
• 49:21
  Speaker 6: world wars.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: That Vietnam.
• 49:24
  Speaker 6: The Crimean War.
• 49:26
  Speaker 7: That's the Ho Chi Minh.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: So two of the most wanted and busiest actors in
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: Hollywood are, and they pretty much are, back and forth
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: who gets the next leading role, Ryan Reynolds and Bradley Cooper.
• 49:36
  Speaker 13: Hmm.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: So they are now attached to co-star together in an
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: untitled buddy cop action movie.
• 49:42
  Speaker 10: Oh, God.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: Another buddy cop.
• 49:43
  Speaker 6: I fucking hate buddy cop movies.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: Wait a minute. Are these two white guys?
• 49:46
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: Then it's not going to work.
• 49:48
  Speaker 6: And Wyrm's not a dog either.
• 49:50
  Speaker 7: You can't have two white.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: Guys be a buddy cop movie. It's got to be
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: either one. It's got to be a black guy and
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: a white guy or a black guy and a Chinese
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: guy or a white guy and a Chinese guy.
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: Or a dog.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: Or a dog.
• 50:00
  Speaker 7: Or a dog.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: Or maybe a, I don't know, a fucking.
• 50:04
  Speaker 7: A macaw.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: A Russian guy and a Mexican guy.
• 50:07
  Speaker 6: Or a chick.
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: Or a chick.
• 50:09
  Speaker 6: Wacky.
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: Or a wacky Russian chick that's from Mexico. Then it'll work.
• 50:14
  Speaker 6: Hold on. Russian chick from Mexico?
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:16
  Speaker 9: What?
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: She moved.
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: She moved.
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: That's allowed.
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: What, like it's not possible?
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: Well, how did anybody move to Mexico?
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: So they could cross the border. We'll get to that later.
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: The project got its start five years ago under the
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: title Blowback as a potential vehicle starring Dwayne, back then
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: The Rock, Johnson. And the story follows two friends who
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: are San Francisco cops whose fathers are also partners in
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: the department and who are forced out of retirement to
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: help their sons crack a particularly tough case. This sounds great.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 50:50
  Speaker 6: Wackiness sounds like it will try to ensue.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah. There's no word on who will play their dads. So, darn.
• 50:58
  Speaker 7: I can't wait.
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: Shatner.
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: Let's go with Shatner. He's a dad now.
• 51:02
  Speaker 6: He's a dick.
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: I just like that that's how they're billing that new commercial.
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: It's like, but he can't handle fatherhood. So, picture him
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: as your dad.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: As dicks go.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: That's what she said. But anyways, I mean, I love
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: him as a performer and everything. He's an actor, but
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: as a person, he seems kind of like an asshole.
• 51:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, kind of. I still watch him. Shit, I don't care.
• 51:28
  Speaker 6: Funny as hell.
• 51:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know.
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: So, yeah, it says there's no director, so we don't
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: know anything else other than Ryan Reynolds and Bradley Cooper.
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: God.
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: So, yeah.
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: I was kind of hoping Ryan Reynolds would have raised
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: above this already. He's actually making a career for himself.
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: Why would he stick back down to this level? I mean,
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: he was doing good.
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: I think that's still his audience, though. His audience is
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: people that liked him in the pizza place.
• 51:53
  Speaker 6: Two guys, a girl, and a pizza place. I love
• 51:55
  Speaker 6: that show, dude.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: Dork. He's a dork for being in it.
• 51:59
  Speaker 6: Then he got changed to two guys and a girl,
• 52:01
  Speaker 6: and they dropped.
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: A pizza place. Yeah, because that just took up too
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: much of the bill. Yeah. Didn't want to take up.
• 52:06
  Speaker 6: Fucking long-ass name.
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: Take up the whole TV avenue.
• 52:08
  Speaker 7: People don't have the attention span to read that whole thing.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Not nowadays.
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: Just got to shorten it down.
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right.
• 52:14
  Speaker 6: He had his shirt off in Amityville Horror, though. That
• 52:16
  Speaker 6: was fucking awesome. He was ripped like Jesus.
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: All right, since we brought up The Rock.
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: So the news is that Dwayne Johnson is returning to
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: action movies, and people were all excited when it was
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: Faster and Fast Five, which I don't even think I
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: realized they were going to try to stick him in
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: Fast Five.
• 52:34
  Speaker 7: Oh, really?
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: Interesting.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: The Rock and Fast Five.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: What's Fast Five?
• 52:38
  Speaker 7: Next Fast and Furious.
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: Fast and Furious Part 11.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, God. How many fucking Fast and Furious movies do
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: we need?
• 52:45
  Speaker 7: Five, obviously. Apparently.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: Who fucking cares? It's the same thing. Fast guys with
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: fast cars. Woo.
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: Driving. Woo.
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: Crazy.
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: But now one of them's Rock and he won't even
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: fit in them cars.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, jeez.
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: Gonna crush the thing.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: Quit making these dumb movies.
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: Well, no, it gets worse, really. So the fans were
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: excited because he was doing that kind of stuff and
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: trying to get away from silly kids' movies. Well, this week,
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: Dwayne has signed on with New Line Cinema to star
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: in Journey 2, The Mysterious Island. effectively replacing brendan frazier
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: which i'm all right.
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: With anybody replacing brendan frazier but if he could go
• 53:23
  Speaker 5: back and like retroactively replace him in every movie that's.
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: What i'm thinking could you replace him in the mummy
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: please do the mummy.
• 53:30
  Speaker 16: Films wouldn't he be going against himself yeah technically he
• 53:33
  Speaker 16: was in the second one so it's okay it's okay
• 53:36
  Speaker 16: i mean it was cgi half the time anyway so
• 53:38
  Speaker 16: he could fight himself okay i'm all for that so
• 53:40
  Speaker 16: mysterious island.
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah this one well it's um let's see where we
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: go yeah journey to mysterious island um although playing a
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: different character than brendan but yeah i'm fine with taking
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: brendan fraser.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: Out of the equation the whole deal with this movie it's.
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: Like uh like journey to the center of the earth
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: this sequel is adapted and modernizing another novel from jules
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: verne the mysterious island So, yeah, it's basically they're now
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: saying that they influence for Lost, so they're trying to
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: probably tap into the fact that Lost is over with now, so...
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: When are they.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: Going to do another Island of Dr.
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: Moreau?
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: Never.
• 54:15
  Speaker 7: Because that movie sucked.
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: You didn't like that last one.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: Who did?
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: When are they going to redo it?
• 54:21
  Speaker 6: Why are you wanting this?
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: I read the fucking story. The story's good. In my imagination.
• 54:28
  Speaker 6: In my imagination, yeah.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: But see, that's the thing. They need to make a
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: good movie. Good movies.
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: Have you seen like the Universal? They did like an
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: Island of Lost Souls or something. There was one that
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: was kind of taken from the same story. It was
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: fairly decent, but.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: No, I want a good one. I want a really
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: fucking good one. Not some half-assed, cheesy motherfucker. Well, give
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: me some fucking money and I will. I'll make you
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: a goddamn good fucking movie.
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: Who are you going to put in your movie?
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: Fuck, I don't know. I'll put some shit. The Rock.
• 54:57
  Speaker 7: I'll put some shit.
• 54:58
  Speaker 9: The Rock.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: Fucking Rock.
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: Rock's going to turn into a big cat person.
• 55:01
  Speaker 7: Dog man.
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: Dog guy. Fucking Rock.
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: Dog rock.
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
• 55:09
  Speaker 6: The Rockbiter? No.
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: The Rock is The Rockbiter. I'm afraid if they tried
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: to do another Island of Dr. Moreau at this point,
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: since their go-to is CGI, you would just have nothing
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: but CGI cats and dogs.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: No, there would be no CGI in my movie.
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's why I'm afraid for
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: them to ever do another one.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: People in cat costumes.
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, right.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: It would be like the Kiss of Cats.
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was thinking it. Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Island
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: of Dr. Moreau.
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: Mr.
• 55:41
  Speaker 7: Mistoffelees.
• 55:42
  Speaker 6: Oh, memories.
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: No, it won't be like that.
• 55:46
  Speaker 7: Oh, shit.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: But no, there would be no CGI.
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: It would be a kickback to the good old movies.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: Little tiny models. Oh, nice. Stop motion animation.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: Stop motion cats and dogs.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: Good stuff.
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: Speaking of which.
• 55:59
  Speaker 10: I want an epic Indiana Jones adventure-esque type fucking deal.
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: See, and if they did that with The Rock, I'd
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: be okay, actually. Again, I don't complain about him as
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: a leading man. I like him, and I think... Oh,
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: he's good.
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: He's quirky.
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's got a good sense of humor, but yet
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: he can play the action stuff, too. So I don't
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: have a problem with him. I have a problem in
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: the crap they keep sticking him in. And the fact
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: that he keeps going along with it, it's like he...
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: That's one of the main offenders in this, yeah. So
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: that's one of the main things I'm worried about in
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: this is like, He was sort of getting away from that. So,
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: you know, if he could leave the Tooth Fairy behind,
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: he might be okay.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: See, this is going to destroy him.
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: This is backsliding.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: This is the shit that destroyed Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yep.
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: And Vin Diesel.
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: Fucking badass.
• 56:44
  Speaker 10: And he kicked people's asses and shot people and took
• 56:47
  Speaker 10: names and shit like that.
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: And it's not a tumor came along.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: It's not a tumor. And Junior.
• 56:53
  Speaker 7: And everything changed. And Twins.
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: I like Twins.
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: Come on, man. Twins was early on, though. He skated
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: by with Twins.
• 57:02
  Speaker 10: But everybody's like, oh, we've got to make these action
• 57:05
  Speaker 10: stars seem quirky so that everybody's moms will go see them.
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: And then you get Stop or My Mom Will Shoot,
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: which took down another one.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: Exactly. There went Stallone.
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: What the fuck? It's the pussification of America. stop it
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: stop killing my action.
• 57:20
  Speaker 11: Guys it does suck it's like they don't have a
• 57:22
  Speaker 11: place anymore no like really.
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: They really kind of don't that's why it's weird that
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: we you know fell back into these last couple of
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: weeks of cool movies again because.
• 57:31
  Speaker 10: Spendables but still it's too late for some of these
• 57:34
  Speaker 10: guys yeah you know i mean granted that.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: Maybe jet lee didn't do a buddy cop film uh did.
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: He He's in Lethal Weapon, doesn't that count?
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: No.
• 57:42
  Speaker 7: He was the bad guy in Lethal Weapon, though.
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: But he was in a buddy cop movie.
• 57:47
  Speaker 10: I don't think Jason Statham never fell into that category.
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, when's the romantic comedies with him kicking off?
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: But, you know.
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: Katherine Heigl and Jason Statham.
• 57:57
  Speaker 13: Oh, fuck her.
• 57:58
  Speaker 6: Stupid names.
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: God, I hate her.
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: He'll be the new boy.
• 58:03
  Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: They kill off our action stars. They kill them off.
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. How long till they try to
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: stick Danny Trejo in a fucking movie? Danny, do not
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: do it. Please don't do it. For the love of God.
• 58:13
  Speaker 6: Just say no, little bonkhead.
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: Don't do it. So, yeah, I think from Barack standards,
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: this is like moving backwards for him. Or worse, it's
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: falling into the footsteps of Brendan Fraser, who completely killed
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: his career doing that kind of shit. He's doing, you know,
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: Crazy Animal. What the fuck was that thing called?
• 58:31
  Speaker 6: He's had a fucking shitty career in the first place.
• 58:32
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 58:33
  Speaker 6: Because I hate Brendan Fraser and his stupid face.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: Encino Man was great, but after that, it went all downhill.
• 58:38
  Speaker 9: Yes, it did.
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: Because he's terrible.
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: He is.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: God.
• 58:42
  Speaker 6: Punch him in his face.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: I don't want to like him.
• 58:44
  Speaker 9: No, I don't.
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: You don't want to like him.
• 58:46
  Speaker 5: I don't want to like him at all. You all
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: made me fucking watch that movie in Chicago. God, I
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: was pissed.
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: What was this?
• 58:51
  Speaker 8: The Mummy.
• 58:52
  Speaker 7: The Mummy.
• 58:52
  Speaker 6: They made me watch The Mummy in Chicago.
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: Was this last?
• 58:54
  Speaker 6: When I was asleep?
• 58:55
  Speaker 7: It was The Mummy 3.
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: Thank God I was asleep. You were asleep.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: Me and Johnny were staying up and watching it and
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: making fun of it. See, I like The Mummy. You
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: were asleep. I saw some of it.
• 59:02
  Speaker 7: You saw some of it.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: We were sitting there making fun of it the whole time.
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: I mean, I was like, the idea of The Mummy,
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: I hated that he was in it.
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: I was like, i wish they would have taken better
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: writers and a better crew you know crew of people
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: and actually made get rid of but i didn't like
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: that chick either and i was like he replaced both
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: of them get some better writing in there and it
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: would have been you know it wanted to be a
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: knockoff indiana jones anyway So just make it, you know,
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: a full-on cool action-adventure movie and not stupid. You know
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: how many Indiana.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: Jones knockoffs came out during Indiana Jones? A lot.
• 59:32
  Speaker 7: Alan Quatermain and the last.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: Of the Sullivan's gold mines.
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: Of such and such.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: There was fucking tons of them.
• 59:39
  Speaker 10: Yep.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: There was Romancing the Stone. There was all types of
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: those things.
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: They were all tapping in and we went for a
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: long time and didn't have that. And that's why mummy
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: felt like it was that return to that. They were
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: trying to get back into that, but they put Brendan
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: Fraser in the middle of it. And the writing was
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: so stupid that I was just like, you've got a
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: good budget it's like why not do something useful with
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: this and not just make another dumb movie it's like
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: they had kind of cool special effects at the time
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: now they look dated very quickly but that was you
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: know one of the first big cgi movies that they made.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 10: Use of and i love egypt stuff egyptology yeah anything
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 10: having to do with fucking mummies and pyramids.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's the hottest porn ever. Fucking mommies.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 7: It's hot.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: Actually, I think there is a porn for it.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: But anyway.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 6: Mommies unwrapped.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, when you're going at it and your leg breaks off.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: That is so hot. Anyway.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, I don't know.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: This is just, yeah, for him, this is moving backwards.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: And they're saying that the other downside of this is the,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: let's see. The creative people involved are best known for
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: the sequel of the Cats and Dogs, The Revenge of
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: Kitty Galore.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, good God. You know it's going to suck.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: So, yeah. This is what I'm saying.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: I'm going to watch this shit, too, because I got
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: a kid.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: This is right up there with Tooth Fairy. I mean,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: it's that kind of stupid writing.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 12: So, yes.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: It's written for, like, four-year-olds.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: And even four-year-olds are smarter than that these days. So
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: stop playing down to them. Yeah.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: Quit it.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: So please, Dwayne, get the hell.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: Out of these movies.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: That's all I'm saying.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 12: Eject, eject.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: I know there's one sequel I'm ready for, whether it's
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: going to suck or not.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 6: They're working on the fifth Final.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: Destination movie, and they have the big tragedies already revealed
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: as to what their big catastrophe.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: Is going to be.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: What kills them all.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 6: Suspension bridge. I'm still waiting for the boat, though. The
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 6: boat's going to be awesome whenever the boat happens.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: When did the boat get rolled out?
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 6: That was supposed to be for the third one.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah. It was supposed to be the third or fourth
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 5: one was supposed to be the boat, but now that's
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: not going to happen.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 6: But, yeah, next one's supposed to be Suspension Bridge. So
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 6: I'm waiting for it. It's going to be in 3D,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: I'm hoping. I'm sure. Because you know those cables are
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 6: going to be snapping at your ass.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: I mean, they made so much money on the last one,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: and it was retarded, too. So, I mean, how could
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: they not cash in on more 3D?
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: Because as bad as they are, I always look forward
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: to the Final Destination movies.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: They're fun.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: They're fun.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: Horrible they're terrible yeah but they're fun.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: I love fun bad movies i hate bad bad movies
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: but i love fun bad movies and these are so
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: fucking fun the first one was legitimately awesome the first.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 6: One was actually awesome i actually have respect.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: For the first movie the first one was trying to
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: do something different than the other ones and it.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 5: Did it fairly well yeah And then the second one
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 5: comes along and it's like, eh, we're getting a little
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: bit more jokey with ourselves.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: That's the third one.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 7: Third one, it's just like out the window.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the second one's pretty damn jokey as it is.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: But still, they're fun. And I like a movie that
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: doesn't take itself too fucking seriously when it's that kind
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: of movie.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 10: Yep.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 6: I love them. I don't care. I'll watch Final Destination 18.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 6: I don't care.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm wondering is when they quit making tons
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: of money at the box office, which it's sad that
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: they still do. if they're going to hit the like
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: direct to DVD, if there really is going to be
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: like part seven. Yeah. The final destinations, whatever.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 10: I was going to say, as long as they still have, um, Saw.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: Saw.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 10: As long as they keep making Saw movies and people
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 10: keep seeing them, I think Final Destination is quite safe.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: I think they're pretending like this is the end, isn't it?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: I don't believe them. I mean, yeah, The Final Destination
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: was the end, too, but here we are at number five.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: See, that's the thing. I'm happy about this. Usually sequels,
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: I'm like, dude, fuck a sequel. Final Destination, you just.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 6: Keep on bringing it. You bring it. I want to
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 6: see Bloodscore.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 5: I want to see ridiculous Beyond Belief deaths.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 6: They're fun.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 7: I'm okay.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: Well, speaking of Beyond Belief, M. Night Shyamalan. So whatever
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: the majority of M. Night Shyamalan film, whatever you think
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: of the majority of M. Night Shyamalan's films, the movie
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: that is often singled out as being his best, most
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: narratively successful, at least definitely since that first one, would
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: be Unbreakable. That's actually a cool movie and was really
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: trying to do something different. They're citing it as sort
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: of taking a different look at superhero genre before heroes
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: and Hancock and kick-ass and all these that try to
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: sort of play on that same thing. This was doing
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: it well before that. So that's, you know, that was
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: kind of cool and different at the time. Well, now
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 4: it said that, uh, or originally they'd said at the time,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: M if you will, had envisioned.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 6: Stand for.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: Mill house.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: Monkey.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: I don't really know. He might've made it up. Who knows?
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: So Emma envisioned that Unbreakable was the first of a
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: trilogy following Willis' character. And for the last nine years,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: fans have been like, dude, where's part two? And quit
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: making this other crap. So instead, he's been making, you know,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: The Happening and Last Airbender and not giving us, you know,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: the only thing that he did that was kind of cool.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: I wish Willis was going to be too old for
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: any of these movies.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: So now, yeah, once again, he's gotten away from that
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: idea and he started producing The Night Chronicles. which he's
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: basically giving these story ideas to new directors and seeing
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: what they do with them since he can't do anything anymore.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 4: Since he can't do shit with them. So the first
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: of which I guess he is kicking off because the
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: devil is part of the Night Chronicles now. So now
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: they're saying it is revealed that he's actually taking the
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: villain and the idea for what would have been Unbreakable
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: 2 and rewritten it instead into the third Night Chronicles movie. Okay.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: The Night Chronicles movie will be called 12 Strangers and
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: is about a jury dealing with a case involving the supernatural. M.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: Night went on to say that originally this villain was
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: supposed to be an unbreakable, but he removed the character
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: to avoid having too many villains in one movie like
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: Batman and X-Men and basically like every freaking superhero movie does. So,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: I don't know. To me, it's like... let's take what
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: probably could have been a good followup movie and destroy it.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: And rip it up into pieces and then make a
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: bunch of crappy little movies that you're going to give
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: to other directors anyway.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 6: He's just greatly overrated and just needs to stop.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: He's lost his damn mind is what he's done. So
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I just thought that was weird that
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: he's taking his idea, breaking it up into pieces and
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: now handing it out to other, yeah, other up and
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: coming directors that are probably going to completely eclipse them.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Whatever.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 13: Nutty.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: Makes no sense to me.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 6: I like my story better.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: Which one of yours?
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 6: Oh, I was just talking about the story of Final Destination.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 6: My buzz was better than your buzz. Fucking much, I mean.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: Alright, well, let's go out with yours then.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 6: Are you good, man?
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: Do another one. No. Come on, you're loaded up with
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: good buzz. Let's go. No, I'm good.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 6: I've used up all my good buzz.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 7: All my buzz is gone.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: Slacker ass slacker.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 6: I am a slacker ass slacker.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: Here's my buzz.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 5: Uh-oh.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 10: Fucking hell, what's the name of that damn movie? God,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 10: I hate it when I go blank because it's really
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 10: not a lot of shit going on in my brain.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 6: Give me something to go on.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: Space Nazis.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: Scott.
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  Speaker 6: Iron Scott.
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  Speaker 3: Iron Scott. Thank you. Thank you. Iron Scott. Yay! When
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: the hell is that coming out? I'm tired of waiting
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  Speaker 3: for it.
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  Speaker 4: Never, because nobody will finance it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, come on. Bastard. How can nobody finance Space Nazis?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: Because it's a comedy.
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  Speaker 3: The fuck? It's a romantic comedy.
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  Speaker 9: Yes, it is.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no Katherine Heigl in it.
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  Speaker 5: What is your deal with Katherine Heigl?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 4: She's in every god-awful movie they make now.
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  Speaker 3: God, I hate her.
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  Speaker 6: She's a bitch.
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  Speaker 4: Have you not seen every new trailer that comes out?
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  Speaker 4: If it's even close to a romantic comedy, damn if
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: they haven't jammed her in there.
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  Speaker 3: They'll make this movie, damn it.
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  Speaker 10: They'll make Space Nazis because they're going to go outside
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  Speaker 10: of Hollywood.
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  Speaker 5: Fuck Hollywood.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck Hollywood. Because Hollywood doesn't want to make it. They
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: want to see the films they want to see, which
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: is stupid, idiotic films.
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  Speaker 6: With Katherine Heigl.
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  Speaker 3: With Katherine Heigl. I want to fucking see Space Nazis.
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  Speaker 6: You're all worked up today, sir.
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  Speaker 5: I do.
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  Speaker 3: I want to see Space Nazis.
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  Speaker 6: You are just all kinds of.
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  Speaker 3: I want to see us kicking Space Nazi ass.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 6: You've got fire in your pants today, sir.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: They do need to go outside of the system. If anything,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: we learned from Kick-Ass. They were unconventional and they went, okay,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: fuck this. They went to independent people and went, back
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  Speaker 4: our movie.
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  Speaker 3: I'm tired of this fucking bullshit.
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  Speaker 10: Fucking make the same old fucking goddamn shit all the time.
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  Speaker 3: I'm fucking tired of it. I want to see some
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  Speaker 3: new fucking movies.
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  Speaker 6: Did you not get enough caffeine today?
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: I got plenty of caffeine.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe that's the problem.
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  Speaker 4: A little too much.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 14: Get the hell out of me.
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  Speaker 10: I was doing research on Nazi occultism last night, so that's.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: Probably what got me wound up about it. It's all jazz.
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  Speaker 3: I just, that and World War II movies and And
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: what we're talking about as far as like having an
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: actual evil to fight against.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We don't have that anymore. Who the fuck's evil? You
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: don't know.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 3: You don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Just individuals.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, just individuals like, oh, the Islam extremists are evil.
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  Speaker 3: But then you've got other Muslims that aren't evil, but
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  Speaker 3: they're just Muslims. And you're like, what the hell, man?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: Who the fuck's evil?
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: We've got plenty of evil people in this country, too.
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  Speaker 10: But they're not together as one big force of fucking
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 10: evil walking across the earth ready to take over and
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  Speaker 10: kill it.
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  Speaker 12: Everybody.
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  Speaker 3: They don't care.
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  Speaker 4: You don't have that anymore.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: No, you don't.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: That's not how warfare happens.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 6: You're too worried about offending everybody.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: Now you can't have one enemy without worrying about offending somebody.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: Well, everybody's got to look into the backstory of the enemy.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: Why are they the enemy?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: Why are the Nazis bad?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: Why are the Nazis bad?
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: Who fucking cares?
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: They're evil.
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  Speaker 4: Let's do that. Let's look into it.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: They're space Nazis. They're coming to get us.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: They're coming to get you.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: They're going to take over the world.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: Let's have a nice look back at Hitler and see
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: what made him such a wacky guy.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: Nobody bought his artwork that's.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: The problem see if you guys would have just given
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: him like 40 bucks for some sort of crappy artwork
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: and we would have not had world war.
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  Speaker 8: Ii i still can't find that fucking shirt what apparently
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 8: there's a t-shirt it's got a picture of hitler with
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 8: a kitten and says think about all the good things
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 8: hitler did.
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  Speaker 7: That's awesome.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: It's just offensive.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: In our usual PC mode, that's awesome.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: I love things that are offensive.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 6: Well, you love me.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: I don't care. I don't get offended about things.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: I think we're all quite.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 10: I've had people say all kinds of shit to me
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 10: about all kinds of things, and I don't get offended
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 10: by it because it's just whatever.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty hard to offend.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: I'm all like, yeah, whatever, man, you know.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: That's just why I say adorable, horrible things. I assume
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: everybody else is too. Then I learn the hard way.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, sorry.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: All right. I think on that note, we should round
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  Speaker 4: out the first half of the show.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 6: I can't breathe. Let's round it out.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 4: So we will wrap things up here and invite you
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 4: to come back and join us as we head out
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: on the town this week. Leave out of the bright
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: sunlight and go out into the world. It's kind of scary, so.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 6: Am I going to have to be near people?
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: Well, at least the temperature will be mild. No, because
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: it's Sunday.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 7: Unless I'm going to sit next to you.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and it's early showing, which means there will probably
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 10: be only a handful of people in the theater.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 6: No drunken people throwing glass bottles?
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: No, that's late.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 7: Breaking shit.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: All the, you know, grandmas going out to see Machete.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 6: Good lord, I got to, never mind.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: So, yes, come back and join us for this.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: Week's We love that dandy trail.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: This week's out of the town feature, Machete. Machete.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 5: Or Machete.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: Machete.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 6: Fuck your scam.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 4: Come back and join us. Yay!
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 9: You're the love of my life, but it cuts like
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 9: a knife.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: And I feel that I'm being misled.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 9: See, I'm a little concerned, for I recently learned of
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 9: the swastika.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 7: Tattoo on your head.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 9: And it makes you smile when you hear Zeke Heil.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: You love the smell of.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 7: A burning cross in the yard.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 9: Do goose-step salutes in your Doc Martin boots And you
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 9: quoted Mein Kampf in our fifth anniversary card I think
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 9: you're a Nazi, baby Are you a Nazi? You might
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 9: be a Nazi, baby You keep extensive files on the
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 9: Nuremberg trials And you watch them whenever they're airing I
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 9: guess I should have known when you bought a new
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 9: bone For your puppies named Goebbels and Gehring You showed
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 9: up late to our very first date I said, how
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 9: are you? You said, white power Call me paranoid, but
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 9: I'm not overjoyed When you ask me if I want
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 9: to shower I think you're a Nazi Don't be lyin',
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 9: baby Are you a Nazi? Are you anti-Zion, maybe? Every
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 9: dress is monogram SS. You hold an Aryan picnic and bash.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 9: And it makes me irate when you say I look
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 9: great when I wear a little tiny mustache. Your social
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 9: politics say that races don't mix and you.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: Call it pure blood pollution.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 9: And whenever I'm sad, you say it's not so bad.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 9: For every problem, there's a final solution. I think you're
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 9: a Nazi. Give me an answer, baby Are you a Nazi?
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 9: You drive a f * * * ing Panzer.
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  Speaker 3: Baby.
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  Speaker 9: You say that love is blind So how could I
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 9: have guessed? But then again I met you at the
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 9: Wagner Fair I know you're a Nazi, and that's why
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 9: I'm leaving. I know you're a Nazi, sure as my
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 9: name is Steven Lynch Bergstein. What is in this mysterious package?
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: Is the wizard finally to come into the open?
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: Be sure to see Robin Meets the.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: Wizard, Chapter 8 of Batman and Robin, at this theater
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: next week.
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  Speaker 4: This show is a production of Movie Meltdown, produced and
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  Speaker 4: edited by Brian Renfro, with opening music performed by The Empires.
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• 1:14:51
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