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Full Show 2-24-26: The Great Egg Carton War · The Alabama Show On Demand

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Speaker 1: Stirring the pot one morning at a time.
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Speaker 2: Welcome, Welcome through the Alabama Show.
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Speaker 3: Have you practiced?
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Speaker 4: Yes, you haven't. I've watched the videos.
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Speaker 3: Did you try the dance at home?
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Speaker 4: I mean when I'm listening to the song? Is?
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Speaker 3: I am Producer Blake. Tonight's the big night. He's going
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Speaker 3: to be a backup dancer and a nine year old
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Speaker 3: talent chew.
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Speaker 4: That is correct.
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Speaker 3: Don't forget your Michael Jackson costume.
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Speaker 4: I've got it right here, just didn't put.
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Speaker 3: It in your car. You cannot disappoint this kid. I know,
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Speaker 3: I'm so stressed about it.
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Speaker 4: Why are you stressed?
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Speaker 3: I'm the one doing it because I don't want it
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Speaker 3: to mess up.
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Speaker 4: I'm gonna mess up.
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Speaker 3: That's a guarantee, my god.
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Speaker 4: So welcome to the show.
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Speaker 3: How did I get here?
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Speaker 4: Because you invited?
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Speaker 3: And follow the Alabama Show, we'll post videos. Producer Blake
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Speaker 3: has been asked graciously by an eight year old to
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Speaker 3: be his backup dancer. He's nine now. His birthday was
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Speaker 3: yesterday and Producer Blake's gonna dress up like Michael Jackson.
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Speaker 3: The kid's gonna sing in sync. It's gonna be me.
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Speaker 3: I What could go wrong it's gonna be so amazing,
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Speaker 3: So tonight's tonight. I cannot wait anyway. Good morning, Hey,
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Speaker 3: thank you for listening to the show. What's your week
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Speaker 3: look like? Call Us and tell Us eight three three
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Speaker 3: five Oye Bama is the number? Good morning, It's what
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Speaker 3: the hell headlines? What the hell are you talking about?
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Speaker 1: On the Alabama Show.
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Speaker 3: A naked man stole an ambulance with a patient inside
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Speaker 3: and lead police on a high speed chase. Why streaking
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Speaker 3: more than streaking? In Wisconsin, Benjamin jumped into an ambulance
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Speaker 3: while paramedics were loading a patient, forcing the medical staff
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Speaker 3: to flee for safety. He reached speed over seventy miles
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Speaker 3: per hour during a twenty minute chase through Wood County,
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Speaker 3: with emergency lights flashing as he swerved around the tired
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Speaker 3: deflation devices and bounced through dirt roads. Police used drones
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Speaker 3: and ballistic shields. When the car finally stopped after a
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Speaker 3: tire deflated, officers found the man completely naked and unarmed
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Speaker 3: when he left the ambulance. The patient inside made it
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Speaker 3: to the hospital to be evaluated, and the cops still
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Speaker 3: never told us why he was naked, but we did
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Speaker 3: find out that he was drunk.
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Speaker 4: I'm just glad he was unarmed.
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Speaker 2: Why Super Easy Trivia with the Yellabma show.
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Speaker 3: Back for the third time in the past two weeks
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Speaker 3: to play against producer Blake Crystal, Good morning. You love
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Speaker 3: playing against producer Blake, don't you? I did?
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Speaker 1: I love to Chris Flake.
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Speaker 3: What's your plans this week? You're doing anything fun?
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Speaker 1: I'm going wedding for shopping.
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Speaker 3: You can't today? Ooh, what color are you looking for? Why?
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Speaker 3: My twenty one year old daughter, Oh, awesome, that's good means.
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Speaker 1: Well good.
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Speaker 3: I hope you have fun and she doesn't pick out
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Speaker 3: the most expensive dress?
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Speaker 1: Good? No, that's me I did.
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Speaker 3: I walked in and I said I want to try
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Speaker 3: that one on and it was the most expensive one
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Speaker 3: in the store. How much was its? Ooh girl? Yeah,
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Speaker 3: go to the thrift store. Have you seen how some
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Speaker 3: of these people find dresses that are like sixteen thousand
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Speaker 3: dollars dresses at the thrift store here in Birmingham.
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Speaker 1: Darling, my daughter.
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Speaker 3: Is too bougie to do that. Okay, well you know what,
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Speaker 3: we're not too bougie to do play. Are you smarter
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Speaker 3: than producer Blake? Are you ready?
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Speaker 4: You're ready? All right?
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Speaker 3: Crystal. Question number one, what is the name of Shrek's wife?
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Speaker 3: Use your name as your buzzer?
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Speaker 1: Crystal Fiona, good job.
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Speaker 3: I can't.
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Speaker 4: This is not a fair game, but we're gonna.
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Speaker 3: Try again next I'm gonna wipe next one. He might
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Speaker 3: like that. Okay. What imaginary line divides the earth in half?
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Speaker 1: Blake?
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Speaker 4: Equator?
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Speaker 3: What is it? What is it?
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Speaker 4: Crystal?
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Speaker 3: The equator? Good job, girl, you got it? What and
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Speaker 3: last one for the wind? How many days are in
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Speaker 3: the week?
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Speaker 1: Blake? Crystal seven?
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Speaker 3: Crystal, Congratulations, Crystal, you are in fact smarter than producer Blake,
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Speaker 3: no doubt.
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Speaker 1: It's three things you need to know. With the Element Show.
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Speaker 3: We're gonna get more roadwork in Trustville, but it won't
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Speaker 3: be until twenty twenty seven. Deerfoot Parkway is going to
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Speaker 3: be expanded into a five lane road between the Interstate
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Speaker 3: and Highway eleven, but they say it's going to take
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Speaker 3: about one year to plan and then it's expected to
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Speaker 3: go out to bid in spring of twenty twenty seven,
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Speaker 3: so it may not even be done until twenty twenty eight.
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Speaker 3: So we'll just see what happens. But they are going
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Speaker 3: to widen it up because traffic gets really congested down
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Speaker 3: there by the publics in the gas station. If you
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Speaker 3: live on that side of town, you know what I mean.
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Speaker 3: So thank you officials for making that better. Harry Styles
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Speaker 3: is returning to Saturday Night Live after six years. He
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Speaker 3: will be the host and musical guest. He's going to
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Speaker 3: be there for the March fourteenth show, so this is
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Speaker 3: a busy March for him. He's releasing his album Kiss
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Speaker 3: All the Time Disco Occasionally on March sixth, and then
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Speaker 3: he'll be on Saturday Night Live. The last time he
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Speaker 3: was there was in two thousand and nineteen. And The
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Speaker 3: X Files is getting a reboot. Hulu has officially ordered
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Speaker 3: a pilot with Danielle dead Weiler cast in one lead role.
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Speaker 3: The pilot is going to follow two highly decorated but
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Speaker 3: vastly different FBI agents. Neither of the original stars are
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Speaker 3: attached to this version of the reboot, but as soon
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Speaker 3: as it comes out, we will let you know. That's
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Speaker 3: three things you need to know more at the Alabamashow dot.
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Speaker 2: Com The Alabama Show on demands free on the iHeartRadio app.
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Speaker 3: There's a problem in my neighborhood and I need your help.
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Speaker 4: Okay, what do you got this time.
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Speaker 3: Thank you for listening to the Alabama Show. I'm Alabama
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Speaker 3: with producer Blake. I live in a neighborhood that's full
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Speaker 3: of rednecks. But then there's this one person.
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Speaker 4: Okay, go on. I've got my.
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Speaker 3: Notepad across the street that has dogs a lot of dogs,
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Speaker 3: more dogs than me. Okay. And the dogs keep coming
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Speaker 3: into my yard and they have killed a lot of
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Speaker 3: my chickens. There's one dog that has bitten my dog twice. Now, yes,
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Speaker 3: and a few weeks ago I fussed out. We did
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Speaker 3: the rating. Remember we did the rating of the text
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Speaker 3: messages because I said, get your dogs out of my yard. Yes, yes,
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Speaker 3: And I blocked her because it became a whole argument.
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Speaker 4: Yes okay, yeah.
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Speaker 3: Well before the argument, she was them me egg cartons, okay,
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Speaker 3: to give her eggs, and I was like, I don't
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Speaker 3: want to give you eggs because your dogs have killed
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Speaker 3: my chicken. You can pay for the eggs, and I'm
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Speaker 3: selling them to her. Well for the argument, I don't
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Speaker 3: want to.
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Speaker 5: She keeps hanging egg cartons on my mailbox in a
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Speaker 5: bag empty egg cartons, and this weekend they blew off
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Speaker 5: and blew all over my yard.
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Speaker 3: So then I had to walk all over the yard
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Speaker 3: and pick up her stupid egg cartons and they smell
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Speaker 3: like cigarette smoke. I'm not bringing them into my house.
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Speaker 4: It just keeps getting worse for you.
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Speaker 3: So I was like, read the room, lady, why are
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Speaker 3: you giving me your egg cartons? I just chuged you
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Speaker 3: out two weeks ago. You're blobog? Did you learn your lesson?
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Speaker 3: I have put up? And then she had her nephew's
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Speaker 3: over a few months ago, and.
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Speaker 5: They were coming into my yard, these kids, and we
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Speaker 5: had to yell at them. So I put a private
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Speaker 5: property signed face in her yard. I don't like you.
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Speaker 5: She terrible neighbor. She's the worst neighbor I've ever had.
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Speaker 4: Has she learned her listen at all?
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Speaker 3: No, she's still giving me egg It was literally this
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Speaker 3: weekend that she put the egg cartons on my mailbox.
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Speaker 3: I even took the little hook off of the top
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Speaker 3: of my mailbox so they would quit doing it. And
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Speaker 3: she's still doing it. She found another place to hang them.
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Speaker 6: Go get some Easter eggs and fill them with notes
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Speaker 6: on how she could be a better neighbor, and then
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Speaker 6: give it back to her.
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Speaker 3: It's a great idea.
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Speaker 4: I'm telling you that, so you do it.
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Speaker 3: I thought about putting them back on her mailbox. I've
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Speaker 3: thrown them away in the trash in front of her.
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Speaker 3: I'm like, I know you see me do I hate?
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Speaker 4: I don't want your.
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Speaker 3: Stupid mail I can't even give them words out. I
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Speaker 3: don't want your stupid egg cartons. I hate that they
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Speaker 3: do this. You're so flustered right now because this lady's
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Speaker 3: dogs have ruined my life. They've killed like twenty of
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Speaker 3: my chickens. They keep coming into my yard. She won't
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Speaker 3: keep them in her yard. And then oh my.
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Speaker 5: Well, and now she's given me egg Carden's thinking, I'm
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Speaker 5: gonna give her free eggs?
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Speaker 3: What is wrong with you? Show? Who has a neighbor
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Speaker 3: like this? What'll I do? Can I?
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Speaker 4: Edgar know no, you shouldn't do that.
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Speaker 6: But I mean so, I've got a few ways I
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Speaker 6: can help you with this. I'm not gonna say it
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Speaker 6: right now, but off the.
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Speaker 3: Air, if you have a neighbor like this, or if
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Speaker 3: you have neighbor wars, I want you to call the show.
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Speaker 3: This will make me feel better about it. Eight three
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Speaker 3: We're gonna bring the mood up today because I went
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Speaker 3: Eight micro habits that can help you live a happier.
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Speaker 4: Healthier life. Okay, what are they?
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Speaker 3: Number one, Take a breath before reacting or making a decision.
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Speaker 4: I need that for here.
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Speaker 3: I needed that for the egg gardens. Number two. Make
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Speaker 3: your bed in the morning. It takes a minute or two,
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Speaker 3: but it'll make you happier, and it signifies the day
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Speaker 3: This is according to the experts. Write down one thing
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Speaker 3: you're grateful for every day. Let's try that. What are
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Speaker 3: you grateful for today?
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Speaker 4: Today? I'm alive, I woke up.
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Speaker 3: I'm grateful that you're going to dress like Michael Jackson
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Speaker 3: tonight and dance at a kid's talent show. Do a
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Speaker 3: quick stretch every hour, get some fresh air first thing
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Speaker 3: in the morning. Spend time unplugged from your phone. Oh yeah,
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Speaker 3: social media makes me a terrible person.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: I don't want to know how to answer that without
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Speaker 4: getting me a trouble.
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Speaker 3: Drink more water. Drinking water has a ton of benefits
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Speaker 3: for your health, and I'll make you healthier and happier.
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Speaker 3: And then read a page of a book each night
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Speaker 3: before bed.
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Speaker 4: I like that. I like these, well most of them.
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Speaker 4: I don't like the bed one, but everything else is
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Speaker 4: They're out pretty good.
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Speaker 3: So if you're like me and you like to have
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Speaker 3: a lot of ants, do some of those habits and
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Speaker 3: they'll make you a better person.
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Speaker 1: It's what the hell headlines?
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Speaker 3: What the hell are you talking about?
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Speaker 1: On the Alabama Show.
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Speaker 3: A woman got arrested for biting a police officer at
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Speaker 3: an airport. Why what was the charge? I don't know.
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Speaker 3: It happened at Memphis International Airport, So when you're flying,
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Speaker 3: don't do this. A twenty nine year old woman allegedly
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Speaker 3: hit an attendant while boarding a Delta flight, and then
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Speaker 3: when an officer was trying to restrain her, she bit him.
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Speaker 3: So then she went to jail and did not make
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Speaker 3: it to her final destination, thank goodness.
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Speaker 1: Why it's three things you need to know with the
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Speaker 1: Alabama Show.
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Speaker 3: Hummingbirds are in Alabama earlier this year, which could mean
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Speaker 3: that spring is here sooner.
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Speaker 4: Oh I love a good hummingbird.
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Speaker 3: There have already been sightings along the Gulf coast states
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Speaker 3: including Alabama, Louisiana, Florida. They are three weeks early and
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Speaker 3: that usually does not happen. Shila Buff has a new
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Speaker 3: girlfriend and is still partying with her in New Orleans.
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Speaker 3: If you remember, he got arrested last week in New
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Speaker 3: Orleans for partying for Marti Gras and he was partying
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Speaker 3: too hard. Then we found out that he and his
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Speaker 3: longtime girlfriend secretly split a year ago. Now he was
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Speaker 3: seen with a new girl and they were kissing and
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Speaker 3: hold hands and dancing on each other all weekend long
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Speaker 3: in New Orleans. So it looks like he's moved on
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Speaker 3: and he's still having a good time. And Doctor Pepper
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Speaker 3: producer Blake I know you drink your Doctor Peas is
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Speaker 2: Oh?
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Speaker 4: Yes, I have all. I love it.
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Speaker 1: My good news is that I finally passed the National
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Speaker 1: Yes?
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Speaker 4: That and my wife and in school.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and if you're married, it's like you got
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Speaker 3: There's a new baby giraffe at the Memphis Zoo that
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Speaker 3: has just gone national all over the country for a
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Speaker 3: staring contest. We were just watching the video and it's
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Speaker 3: so funny. The zoo keeper Emily saw the baby draft
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Speaker 3: walk over to the ostrich and then do a stare off,
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Speaker 3: and so she videotaped Rahishi the giraffe with the staring contest.
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Speaker 3: But it's a super cute video. If you're not following
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Speaker 3: I would like to mark this day in history, the
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Speaker 3: day that producer Blake moves into the hometown, my hometown
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Speaker 3: that I grew up in and we become neighbors.
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Speaker 6: That's probably the only questionable part about what I'm doing.
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Speaker 3: Thank you for listening to the Alabama Show. I'm Alabama
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Speaker 3: with Producer Blake. Here's the fun thing. You are going
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Speaker 3: to start moving today, right Some of it, yes, is
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Speaker 3: the plan here. Some of it Producer Blake, you only
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Speaker 3: have one bedroom of stuff to move this.
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Speaker 4: I have enough to fill three bedrooms of stuff.
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Speaker 3: Here's the other thing. I know your landlords because I
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Speaker 3: went to high school with them. It's a couple, and
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Speaker 3: they're letting you move into one of their properties. Correct,
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Speaker 3: And they're leaving. They inherited this house and their grandmother
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Speaker 3: lived there, and they're leaving the grandmother's furniture too. So
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Speaker 3: you're like moving into an already furnished house.
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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yeah.
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Speaker 3: Are you going to sleep on the grandma's bed? Are
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Speaker 3: you gonna use your bed?
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Speaker 4: I don't know yet.
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Speaker 6: I'm gotta I'm nervous to stay on another.
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Speaker 4: Person's bed.
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Speaker 6: Because I don't want, like, you know, anything left on
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Speaker 6: there to me.
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Speaker 3: Have you been to the house in the past few days.
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Speaker 4: No, not in the past few days.
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Speaker 3: I've seen photos they decorated for you.
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Speaker 4: What kind of decorations we're talking you'll just have.
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Speaker 3: To see today because you're gonna do some today, right,
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Speaker 3: You're gonna go move some today before you do the
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Speaker 3: talent show.
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Speaker 6: I need to get the key, and I need to
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Speaker 6: put some stuff that I have my car in there,
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Speaker 6: and I'm going to.
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Speaker 4: Actually start moving this week. Yes, okay, so I'll probably
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Speaker 4: see part of the inside today. If that's what you're asking.
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Speaker 3: I'm gonna get a spare key too.
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Speaker 4: No, I don't really have a party at your house.
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Speaker 4: You can come over to a party, but we're not
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Speaker 4: doing I'm.
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Speaker 3: Doing a party. Why would you because I'm got a
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Speaker 3: spare key.
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Speaker 4: I don't want you to have a spare key.
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Speaker 3: But whether you want me to or not, does it
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Speaker 3: mean that I'm not going to get one.
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Speaker 4: That is insane.
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Speaker 3: This is what happens when you move in and your
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Speaker 3: landlords are people I went to.
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Speaker 7: High school with. That is not acquaint to that at all.
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Speaker 7: This basically means that i'm your landlord. By by I
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Speaker 7: am I am the landlord. Now now I am in
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Speaker 7: charge of your entire life.
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Speaker 4: You understand the orienting works. That is not yes, not
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Speaker 4: even close call the show.
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Speaker 3: How should we mess with Producer Blake at his new home.
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Speaker 4: We're not doing that.
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Speaker 3: You would like to help me give Producer Blake at
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Speaker 3: you're of the country. Oh you are moving to my
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Speaker 3: side of town. I'm driving you to the most redneck
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Speaker 3: hill billy places. We're going off roading in a golf cart.
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Speaker 3: Okay and zero point eight hours. Producer Blake will be
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Speaker 3: on stage dancing as Michael Jackson to in Sync. It's
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Speaker 3: going to be me with our nine year old friend
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Speaker 3: John at a school talent show. I'm so excited, so
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