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- 0:00Speaker 1: Robbie knows everything.
- 0:02Speaker 2: Dad knows everyone. Dingo is here too.
- 0:08Speaker 1: They're here to make love to you.
- 0:12Speaker 2: This is the Dingo Weekly.
- 0:15Speaker 1: This is the Dingo Weekly.
- 0:18Speaker 2: This is the Dingo Weekly.
- 0:21Speaker 1: This is the Dingo Weekly.
- 0:35Speaker 2: Intro Music We're good. That doesn't matter. Consider this monetized.
- 1:07Speaker 1: Not that you.
- 1:08Speaker 2: Guys are listening enough to be making enough money off
- 1:11Speaker 2: of this shit.
- 1:12Speaker 1: Well, that's fucking great.
- 1:13Speaker 2: It's good news, though. So don't worry about censoring yourself.
- 1:17Speaker 2: All right.
- 1:18Speaker 1: Hey, guys.
- 1:18Speaker 2: How you doing, guys?
- 1:20Speaker 1: Dingo's sleeping.
- 1:22Speaker 2: Yeah, Dingo's not only asleep, but his microphone's on mute.
- 1:27Speaker 2: He's straight up just not participating. He might even be dead.
- 1:31Speaker 2: Welcome to the Dingo Weekly, huh?
- 1:33Speaker 1: There he is.
- 1:34Speaker 3: Oh, he's awake.
- 1:35Speaker 2: Hey, hold on.
- 1:37Speaker 1: No, it's still on mute.
- 1:38Speaker 2: He doesn't fucking... God damn it. He's trying to talk.
- 1:41Speaker 2: He looks all confused. Like, oh, where's my unmute button?
- 1:45Speaker 3: Oh, there it is. Click.
- 1:47Speaker 1: Hey, Dingo.
- 1:47Speaker 3: Hello. Hello. Hey.
- 1:51Speaker 1: First time?
- 1:51Speaker 3: Yeah. Sorry, some of us do shit.
- 1:55Speaker 2: Yeah, what have you been doing?
- 1:58Speaker 3: To replace my gutters.
- 1:59Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 2:00Speaker 2: You were like... Fully replace them?
- 2:02Speaker 3: Yeah. And you know what? I hate heights. I'm terrified
- 2:06Speaker 3: of heights.
- 2:07Speaker 1: You're doing that yourself?
- 2:09Speaker 3: Am I going to pay someone to do it?
- 2:11Speaker 2: I mean, you just got to screw them on, right?
- 2:12Speaker 3: They deported all the Mexicans in my neighborhood. Yeah, that's true.
- 2:17Speaker 2: That's a good point. Who are you going to get?
- 2:19Speaker 3: The white guys are so expensive and they're assholes.
- 2:23Speaker 1: Are you going to put a leaf filter on? No.
- 2:27Speaker 3: Should I? Oh, yeah.
- 2:30Speaker 1: It was the best thing I ever did.
- 2:31Speaker 3: My neighbors talked me out of it. Why?
- 2:33Speaker 2: I've always wanted one. I just never went for it.
- 2:37Speaker 3: Well, I'm not going back up there. It's already done.
- 2:42Speaker 2: I've cleaned out my gutters on numerous occasions and wished
- 2:46Speaker 2: I had gutter guards.
- 2:47Speaker 3: Dude, I get like two, three steps maybe, and I
- 2:52Speaker 3: start shaking. I'm like, I'm going to fucking die. I
- 2:55Speaker 3: can't do this. I hate ladders. And anytime I do
- 2:59Speaker 3: something outside, my wife decides that she also has to
- 3:01Speaker 3: do something outside and she picked power washing the steps.
- 3:05Speaker 2: So everything is power washing.
- 3:07Speaker 3: Dude, power washing is so much fun, but it's cathartic
- 3:11Speaker 3: when I'm climbing up and down the ladder and now
- 3:13Speaker 3: my shoes are wet because I was walking and I'm
- 3:17Speaker 3: already not happy about being on the ladder and I'm
- 3:19Speaker 3: like yelling at her. I'm like, why the fuck are
- 3:21Speaker 3: you doing this right now?
- 3:23Speaker 2: I'm yelling at her like dad.
- 3:26Speaker 3: I don't hit her. I know, I know. I don't
- 3:28Speaker 3: hit my wife.
- 3:33Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate being on ladders. I hate being on
- 3:35Speaker 1: the roof even more. Yeah. I don't mind getting up
- 3:39Speaker 1: onto the roof. It's getting off of the roof, like
- 3:43Speaker 1: onto the ladder. Yeah, how do you even do that?
- 3:48Speaker 1: How do you even do it?
- 3:49Speaker 3: You just got to jump, right? Yeah, I guess. How
- 3:52Speaker 3: do you turn around?
- 3:53Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 3:53Speaker 2: It's the only way.
- 3:54Speaker 3: Or you live up there. I'm not getting on the roof.
- 3:57Speaker 2: That's also an option.
- 3:59Speaker 1: That's why I got the leaf guard filters on my gutters.
- 4:04Speaker 1: Because I didn't want to clean the gutters anymore.
- 4:07Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to do that again.
- 4:08Speaker 3: That's ridiculous. You got to take the gutters down to
- 4:11Speaker 3: clean them. What? What?
- 4:13Speaker 2: You go up there. You scoop all the stuff out.
- 4:15Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
- 4:16Speaker 3: I cleaned them up. While it was down, I cleaned
- 4:19Speaker 3: it up.
- 4:20Speaker 1: Did you replace them?
- 4:22Speaker 2: Or did you clean them out and then put them back?
- 4:25Speaker 3: I cleaned them out and put them back.
- 4:27Speaker 2: What?
- 4:28Speaker 1: You said you were putting new gutters on.
- 4:30Speaker 3: I clean my gutters. You take them down, you clean them,
- 4:34Speaker 3: and you put them back up.
- 4:36Speaker 2: Bro, what?
- 4:39Speaker 3: What? No. How do you?
- 4:41Speaker 2: You leave them attached to your house. You go up
- 4:44Speaker 2: on the ladder and you clean them out.
- 4:46Speaker 3: You clean them up there? Yeah.
- 4:47Speaker 2: You take them off and then they get so extra.
- 4:51Speaker 2: That's so much extra work that's so unnecessary.
- 4:54Speaker 3: I'm just fucking with you. I had to replace the
- 4:56Speaker 3: fascia board behind them. Oh, man. It was rotted out.
- 4:59Speaker 3: But the gutters were fine. I had to put the
- 5:01Speaker 3: gutters back up. Oh, okay. I didn't know if I
- 5:04Speaker 3: should keep going with it for the bit, but that's no.
- 5:07Speaker 2: I believe you.
- 5:08Speaker 3: I know.
- 5:09Speaker 2: This just sounds so stupid.
- 5:12Speaker 1: Before I got the filters and I got tired of
- 5:15Speaker 1: climbing up the ladder and moving the ladder and scooping
- 5:18Speaker 1: the shit out.
- 5:19Speaker 3: Yeah, that sucks.
- 5:20Speaker 1: I went and bought some PVC pipe and some elbows.
- 5:25Speaker 1: And I built an attachment for my leaf blower.
- 5:27Speaker 3: I love this already.
- 5:30Speaker 1: I can just hook into the gutter and crank the
- 5:32Speaker 1: leaf blower and just blast it all out. Worked like
- 5:36Speaker 1: a charm. Makes a hell of a mess. You got
- 5:39Speaker 1: to wear a raincoat, but worth it.
- 5:42Speaker 3: Yeah, I 100% used the leaf blower while it was down.
- 5:46Speaker 2: I took Dingo's wife's route and I took the power
- 5:50Speaker 2: washer up into the gutters. And I just power washed
- 5:54Speaker 2: the fuck out of the gutters on the inside, and
- 5:56Speaker 2: it blasted shit everywhere, and it was disgusting, and then
- 5:59Speaker 2: my whole back gutter was just covered in shit and dirt.
- 6:02Speaker 2: But got that shit out of the gutters real quick.
- 6:05Speaker 3: But the gutters were clean as fuck, dude. The gutters, though. Woo!
- 6:09Speaker 2: Yeah. Don't recommend, but don't not recommend.
- 6:14Speaker 3: So do it, maybe. Maybe do it.
- 6:17Speaker 1: Maybe do it.
- 6:17Speaker 2: That's up to you. I'm not going to tell you
- 6:19Speaker 2: how to live your life.
- 6:21Speaker 3: I am going to try that PVC thing, though.
- 6:23Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe try that one.
- 6:24Speaker 1: It's probably safer. Less of a mess.
- 6:27Speaker 3: I just don't want to get up on the ladder.
- 6:30Speaker 1: Get leaf filters. Then you don't have to clean them ever.
- 6:33Speaker 2: Yeah, I think the answer is gutter guard.
- 6:35Speaker 3: And then she got my neighbor to help. He's retired.
- 6:39Speaker 3: And she's like, hey, can you help him? Because she
- 6:42Speaker 3: didn't want to. And I was like, no, don't, no.
- 6:45Speaker 3: And then I had to pretend like I'm not afraid
- 6:47Speaker 3: on the ladder because he's like an old retired guy.
- 6:50Speaker 3: And I'm like, well, let's go, dude. fucking go six
- 6:55Speaker 3: feet in the air.
- 6:56Speaker 2: This is so embarrassing for you. Your wife got another
- 7:01Speaker 2: man to do your manly duties. That's really embarrassing for you.
- 7:05Speaker 3: No, because you need two people to hold the board
- 7:07Speaker 3: up while I screw it in and she didn't want
- 7:09Speaker 3: to do it because there were wasps. You just do
- 7:12Speaker 3: it by yourself.
- 7:13Speaker 2: Like a man.
- 7:16Speaker 3: Don't even act like you know what I'm even talking about.
- 7:20Speaker 2: Fashion board.
- 7:21Speaker 3: What is that?
- 7:23Speaker 2: It's the board behind the gutters. Nope.
- 7:26Speaker 3: Try again. Is it not? Nope.
- 7:27Speaker 1: Is it not?
- 7:28Speaker 3: Nope.
- 7:29Speaker 2: It keeps the water out.
- 7:31Speaker 1: What?
- 7:31Speaker 3: No. No. The roof keeps the water. Yeah, I know
- 7:34Speaker 3: you don't know. It totally is the board behind the gutter,
- 7:37Speaker 3: but I know.
- 7:37Speaker 2: It's the board behind the gutters. You just want me
- 7:39Speaker 2: to say I don't know. I know it's the board
- 7:40Speaker 2: behind the gutters.
- 7:40Speaker 3: You admit it that you don't know.
- 7:44Speaker 2: What is the point of the fashion board besides being
- 7:48Speaker 2: behind the gutters?
- 7:49Speaker 3: It closes up your roof. The rafters go down and
- 7:52Speaker 3: then the fascia board goes in front of it so
- 7:54Speaker 3: you don't have a gaping hole in your roof. Or
- 7:56Speaker 3: the front of your roof where it meets the side
- 7:59Speaker 3: of the house. Which I had a bunch of wasps
- 8:02Speaker 3: in there. I took out 17 wasp nests. Wasps. Nips.
- 8:11Speaker 2: Wasps nips.
- 8:12Speaker 3: And I put it all in a pile and I
- 8:13Speaker 3: took a picture of it. Were they like full of
- 8:17Speaker 3: wasps or just like yeah there were like a hundred
- 8:20Speaker 3: wasps oh yeah it was like yeah occupado i went
- 8:24Speaker 3: to the hardware store and got that spray that shoots
- 8:26Speaker 3: like 20 feet and foams up and me and my
- 8:29Speaker 3: son were out there it was like just slaughterhouse hmm
- 8:34Speaker 3: well that's fun yeah i was like this is what
- 8:39Speaker 3: it's like in the middle east right now it's rough
- 8:42Speaker 3: it's rough out there in the streets.
- 8:45Speaker 1: Speaking of slaughterhouse There's a guy who's going to fight
- 8:48Speaker 1: a chimpanzee.
- 8:50Speaker 3: Oh, yeah? I'm already invested in this.
- 8:53Speaker 2: I'm listening. This is the first I'm hearing of it.
- 8:55Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 8:57Speaker 1: So, it went kind of viral last week. This guy
- 9:00Speaker 1: on TikTok was like, I could totally beat up a chimpanzee.
- 9:04Speaker 2: I gotta get on TikTok.
- 9:06Speaker 3: Was it Joe Rogan?
- 9:07Speaker 1: No, it's just.
- 9:08Speaker 3: I hope so.
- 9:09Speaker 1: It's like an amateur MMA guy.
- 9:11Speaker 3: He's got like a weird obsession with chimps. He is like.
- 9:15Speaker 1: fully confident that he could beat up a chimpanzee. He's like,
- 9:18Speaker 1: there's no way. He's like, I'm like double the weight.
- 9:21Speaker 1: I'm two times, two times stronger than the average man.
- 9:26Speaker 1: He's like, I'm a trained fighter and I could beat
- 9:29Speaker 1: up a chimpanzee. And pretty much like every animal expert
- 9:34Speaker 1: is like, no, you can't.
- 9:36Speaker 2: I feel like they would bite. I feel like they
- 9:38Speaker 2: would just like straight up start biting.
- 9:40Speaker 3: They don't follow the rules.
- 9:42Speaker 1: That's what they do.
- 9:43Speaker 2: They don't.
- 9:44Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 9:44Speaker 1: They're not going to be like following MMA rules.
- 9:48Speaker 3: You're going to be like, all right, no hits below
- 9:51Speaker 3: the belt, no biting, no scratching. And it's going to
- 9:53Speaker 3: be like, cool. I don't fucking understand English. Yeah.
- 9:57Speaker 1: They go, they go for the face and the genitals.
- 10:00Speaker 1: and the fingers.
- 10:01Speaker 3: Yeah. They're going to rip your eyes out and like,
- 10:05Speaker 3: fuck you in the skull.
- 10:07Speaker 2: Mike Tyson.
- 10:07Speaker 1: But apparently the, uh, the young man is on his
- 10:12Speaker 1: way to the Congo right now. Democratic Congo. And, um,
- 10:19Speaker 1: He's going to fight a chimpanzee.
- 10:21Speaker 2: What's the average chimp weigh?
- 10:24Speaker 1: Like 130, 140 pounds.
- 10:27Speaker 3: And they have the strength that they are?
- 10:30Speaker 1: They're about one and a half times the strength of
- 10:35Speaker 1: a human.
- 10:36Speaker 3: 50% increase is pretty wild if you really think about it.
- 10:42Speaker 1: The thing that's really going to get them is their
- 10:45Speaker 1: fast twitch muscles. Their reflexes are like 80% faster. Also,
- 10:53Speaker 1: they have essentially four hands because their feet are hands
- 10:59Speaker 1: and they have huge teeth.
- 11:01Speaker 2: They got big teeth.
- 11:02Speaker 3: Yeah, they're big.
- 11:03Speaker 2: They will use those teeth. That's my biggest concern. Honestly,
- 11:06Speaker 2: if I'm fighting a chimp, it's the teeth.
- 11:09Speaker 3: This idiot's going to get bit once and.
- 11:11Speaker 2: Be like, Ruff!
- 11:11Speaker 1: Ruff!
- 11:12Speaker 3: Ruff!
- 11:12Speaker 2: Well, that's what he said.
- 11:14Speaker 1: He's like, they're going to have tranquilizers.
- 11:17Speaker 2: Oh, that's not fair. In case I get in trouble.
- 11:21Speaker 3: I could beat up a sleeping chimp.
- 11:24Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 11:28Speaker 1: I kind of have a feeling they're going to drug
- 11:30Speaker 1: this chimp before.
- 11:32Speaker 2: They better not. They should not be fighting the chimp
- 11:35Speaker 2: to begin with. Are you kidding me? This is already
- 11:37Speaker 2: animal abuse.
- 11:38Speaker 3: You know what? This sounds like a Jake Paul fight already.
- 11:42Speaker 3: I'm going to beat up a drugged up chimp.
- 11:45Speaker 1: I think it might be a crypto scam.
- 11:48Speaker 2: It's also a crypto scam?
- 11:49Speaker 3: What the fuck? Why is there crypto involved?
- 11:52Speaker 1: Because they're launching some chimp coin or something.
- 11:56Speaker 2: Of course they are. I just feel like besides the
- 12:01Speaker 2: fact that you'll probably get eaten by this chimp, it's
- 12:05Speaker 2: animal abuse regardless. I'm going to fight an animal? Who
- 12:09Speaker 2: has no say in the matter? Like, what the fuck?
- 12:12Speaker 3: You guys want to watch me beat up my dog?
- 12:14Speaker 2: Yeah, like, what?
- 12:14Speaker 3: I'm going to punch this cat to death. Record it.
- 12:19Speaker 1: But if it's real, the dude's going to get maimed.
- 12:23Speaker 1: He's going to get mauled. And it's going to be.
- 12:25Speaker 3: Eaten. It's a lose-lose.
- 12:27Speaker 2: I think he's going to lose some fingers. I just think...
- 12:28Speaker 2: That's what I think.
- 12:29Speaker 3: Either he loses the fight or he beats up a
- 12:32Speaker 3: chimp and, like, you're a piece of shit.
- 12:35Speaker 2: There's no winning.
- 12:36Speaker 3: It's a lose-lose situation.
- 12:38Speaker 1: I don't think there's any... human being that could beat
- 12:41Speaker 1: a chimp in a fight.
- 12:43Speaker 3: Eddie Hall, maybe.
- 12:44Speaker 1: But even then, once it tears into his shoulders, and
- 12:49Speaker 1: your arms are.
- 12:50Speaker 2: Incapacitated, what are you going to do?
- 12:53Speaker 1: They got no arms.
- 12:54Speaker 3: The strong men are strong. That's right in their name.
- 12:58Speaker 3: But they're just not agile. The chimp's going to run
- 13:01Speaker 3: circles around him and start biting his calves and stuff.
- 13:04Speaker 1: He moves pretty quick for a guy that size.
- 13:06Speaker 3: He does, granted. But No rules. Chimps just do what
- 13:12Speaker 3: they want. And then even if you beat.
- 13:15Speaker 1: The chimp can launch at you from like 20 feet away.
- 13:18Speaker 3: And even if you kill the thing, then you're just
- 13:21Speaker 3: the piece of shit that.
- 13:23Speaker 1: Killed an animal. You're just the piece of shit that
- 13:25Speaker 1: killed the chimp. For no reason. Did it for the gram.
- 13:30Speaker 1: Did it for the likes. Do it for the lulz.
- 13:34Speaker 3: Chimps don't even have Instagram. What are you doing? Posturing
- 13:38Speaker 3: on Some monkeys. But I will watch it.
- 13:41Speaker 2: I mean, I'm definitely going to watch it.
- 13:42Speaker 1: It's supposed to happen on Friday.
- 13:45Speaker 3: Is it like pay-per-view?
- 13:47Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta pay in chip coin.
- 13:49Speaker 1: It'd probably be some kind of a paid... I'm not.
- 13:53Speaker 3: Going to make a crypto wallet and shit for this.
- 13:57Speaker 3: I'll wait until it's all over the internet. Yeah, there
- 14:00Speaker 3: you go.
- 14:01Speaker 2: It'll be out there. You'll see the highlights.
- 14:03Speaker 1: You don't have a crypto wallet?
- 14:05Speaker 3: No.
- 14:06Speaker 2: Not one attached to.
- 14:07Speaker 3: A I just got a regular wallet like last year
- 14:10Speaker 3: for Christmas. An exchange. I have a rubber band. That's
- 14:15Speaker 3: my wallet.
- 14:16Speaker 2: It's a good wallet.
- 14:18Speaker 3: And not even like a regular one. One that I
- 14:19Speaker 3: got off like some broccoli.
- 14:21Speaker 1: Those are good rubber bands.
- 14:24Speaker 3: They're so good.
- 14:25Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 14:25Speaker 3: It's blue.
- 14:26Speaker 1: Nice.
- 14:26Speaker 2: I got blue ones.
- 14:28Speaker 3: I got blue.
- 14:29Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 14:29Speaker 3: That's weird. Got some white numbers on it.
- 14:34Speaker 2: You know what? I'm thinking of asparagus.
- 14:36Speaker 3: Asparagus. Oh, no. I don't use asparagus. Not asparagus, Robin.
- 14:41Speaker 2: Doesn't matter.
- 14:43Speaker 3: Matters a little.
- 14:44Speaker 1: Well, speaking of crypto wallets, do you think Scott Besant
- 14:50Speaker 1: is crashing the dollar on purpose to move us over
- 14:54Speaker 1: to digital currency?
- 14:56Speaker 2: Probably. I haven't really thought it through, but I wouldn't
- 15:00Speaker 2: rule it out.
- 15:00Speaker 3: I keep flipping back and forth on that guy, whether
- 15:03Speaker 3: he's just a piece of shit or a total idiot.
- 15:07Speaker 2: It's got to be both. He's just so smug when
- 15:12Speaker 2: he says shit. And he says shit that is just
- 15:14Speaker 2: so not in line with the average American. But also,
- 15:18Speaker 2: it's because the dude's a billionaire. You have all these
- 15:21Speaker 2: people who are so out of touch making decisions for
- 15:24Speaker 2: people who they couldn't relate to in the slightest.
- 15:29Speaker 3: He's so smug at everyone, though. He'll go on Fox
- 15:32Speaker 3: News and they'll ask him a question, obviously, to get
- 15:34Speaker 3: him to Express his point of view. And he'll be like. Well.
- 15:40Speaker 3: And I'm like. They're on your side.
- 15:43Speaker 2: I know right. He's just a piece of shit. And
- 15:47Speaker 2: sometimes I think he believes the things he says. I
- 15:49Speaker 2: think he's a piece of shit. And he's stupid. But
- 15:52Speaker 2: I don't think he's completely stupid. I think he's also
- 15:55Speaker 2: a piece of shit.
- 15:55Speaker 3: That guy cups his hand around his asshole and farts.
- 15:58Speaker 3: And then brings it right to his nose. Oh yeah.
- 16:02Speaker 3: Loves it.
- 16:03Speaker 1: 100%.
- 16:05Speaker 2: He probably has like a nice crystal glass that he
- 16:08Speaker 2: gets his fart glass.
- 16:09Speaker 3: His fart glass. And then he swirls it around.
- 16:12Speaker 2: He swirls it.
- 16:12Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 16:13Speaker 2: He farts into it, swirls it around under his nose.
- 16:17Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 16:18Speaker 2: That dude has a fart glass.
- 16:20Speaker 3: Prove me wrong. I can't. I can't agree. He uses
- 16:26Speaker 3: a brandy snifter.
- 16:32Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 16:32Speaker 2: Speaking of crazy things in government.
- 16:35Speaker 3: Speaking of Scott Besson farting into his own hand.
- 16:38Speaker 2: Yeah, speaking of just disgusting smells of decrepit, deteriorating flesh,
- 16:45Speaker 2: there's new Mitch McConnell news.
- 16:48Speaker 1: Well, he's still dead.
- 16:49Speaker 2: Well, there's potential news. So, I mean, this is the
- 16:56Speaker 2: newsiest news we've heard since his release, since they brought
- 17:01Speaker 2: his remains home.
- 17:02Speaker 3: Heavy air quotes on release.
- 17:05Speaker 2: Well, they released his remains from the therapy center. Is
- 17:10Speaker 2: he in a hospital?
- 17:11Speaker 3: We have to report what they're saying. And he was
- 17:15Speaker 3: officially released.
- 17:17Speaker 2: That is what is being reported officially.
- 17:19Speaker 3: Heavy air quotes. Released.
- 17:22Speaker 2: No one has seen him. No one that is credible
- 17:27Speaker 2: has seen him. In public. Or in private. I don't know. But.
- 17:34Speaker 1: But.
- 17:35Speaker 2: There is new reporting from those in the Republican Party
- 17:39Speaker 2: that Mitch McConnell may return on September 14th.
- 17:46Speaker 3: Will it happen? Which was like a week ago. Yes.
- 17:50Speaker 2: As of right now, that was about a week ago.
- 17:53Speaker 2: So this is unfortunate timing. But I mean, this just happened.
- 17:56Speaker 3: Rough timing for the Dingo.
- 17:58Speaker 2: It's rough timing for the Dingo weekly crew. But potentially
- 18:03Speaker 2: a week ago, Mitch McConnell returned. my money's on a
- 18:07Speaker 2: day before a week ago. They finally announced his passing.
- 18:11Speaker 3: I don't think so. I think they kicked the can.
- 18:14Speaker 2: Yeah, they could kick the can. You think that he's
- 18:15Speaker 2: not going to show up? They're going to come.
- 18:19Speaker 3: They said something beforehand that said he's doing okay. We're
- 18:24Speaker 3: just not there yet. So he's going to take some
- 18:27Speaker 3: more time to recover.
- 18:29Speaker 2: But he also has a job. Assuming, let's pretend he's alive.
- 18:33Speaker 2: He still has a job. He needs to do it.
- 18:37Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 18:38Speaker 2: More time is just not, it's been, he's had a
- 18:40Speaker 2: lot of time, but we've, you should do your job.
- 18:43Speaker 3: They don't have like a minimum requirement for them to
- 18:46Speaker 3: show up. We went over this.
- 18:48Speaker 2: I know he went over this. That's so frustrating. They
- 18:51Speaker 2: don't legally have to do anything.
- 18:54Speaker 3: Once they get elected in, like they're golden good for
- 18:57Speaker 3: the rest of their term. So they can say he
- 19:00Speaker 3: might show up to anything. And then the last minute,
- 19:02Speaker 3: just be like, he, You know, previous engagement. Sorry.
- 19:07Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 19:09Speaker 3: And so, yeah, I think he's still out there as
- 19:12Speaker 3: far as they say. He didn't show up.
- 19:14Speaker 1: Well, his remains to be seen.
- 19:17Speaker 3: His remains to be seen? His remains remain to be seen.
- 19:22Speaker 2: His remains to be seen. Mitch Watch, 2026. We'll keep
- 19:26Speaker 2: an eye on that. We'll let you know. But it's
- 19:29Speaker 2: not looking good. We'll see. Speaking of other things not
- 19:33Speaker 2: looking good. While we're still talking about this administration, this government,
- 19:41Speaker 2: a judge... This really fucked me up. But ICE got
- 19:46Speaker 2: a judge. I don't know who this judge is. I
- 19:49Speaker 2: don't know how you can approve this. shit, but ICE
- 19:50Speaker 2: got a judge to approve stomach surgery on a man
- 19:54Speaker 2: who refused to eat. And this is not even the
- 19:59Speaker 2: first case. This is the 19th case where there are
- 20:03Speaker 2: people in ICE detainment in these concentration camps who are
- 20:06Speaker 2: on hunger strike.
- 20:08Speaker 3: And.
- 20:09Speaker 2: they are getting judges to approve force feeding them this
- 20:14Speaker 2: straight up approving force feeding. And a lot of these
- 20:17Speaker 2: force feedings are by sticking a, a tube down their
- 20:21Speaker 2: nose and shoving it all the way down into their stomach.
- 20:24Speaker 2: And they like put like nutrient liquid, whatever down the
- 20:29Speaker 2: tube and right into their stomach. But this one, this
- 20:33Speaker 2: judge approved for him to actually get surgery on his stomach.
- 20:39Speaker 3: This was Judge Andrew Hannon.
- 20:42Speaker 2: Yes.
- 20:43Speaker 3: On a hunger-striking Cuban detainee without his consent. Guess what
- 20:47Speaker 3: state the judge was from.
- 20:49Speaker 2: I'm going to go and say Texas, though Florida's an
- 20:53Speaker 2: easy second.
- 20:53Speaker 3: Tad, your guess?
- 20:55Speaker 1: Texas.
- 20:56Speaker 3: You're both right. It was Texas. All right. The U.S.
- 21:00Speaker 3: District Court for the Southern District of Texas. Andrew Hannon.
- 21:04Speaker 2: So we got judges who are saying, yeah, you can
- 21:07Speaker 2: force feed these people. You can do surgery on them
- 21:11Speaker 2: without their consent into their stuff. First of all, aren't
- 21:14Speaker 2: they like anti-surgery on people? Like, oh, they're sending kids
- 21:18Speaker 2: to schools and then performing genital surgery.
- 21:22Speaker 3: Well, they didn't touch his penis.
- 21:23Speaker 1: I don't know. It just feels like they probably didn't
- 21:27Speaker 1: touch his penis.
- 21:29Speaker 3: Well, they definitely touched his penis, but they didn't operate
- 21:32Speaker 3: on his penis.
- 21:33Speaker 2: Yeah, they touched it. It just didn't operate. But besides that,
- 21:37Speaker 2: besides getting judges to approve this abhorrent shit, in my opinion,
- 21:41Speaker 2: a piece of this article, which also stood out to me,
- 21:44Speaker 2: is really also just not great for this country. It says,
- 21:56Speaker 2: the government moved to have a surgery performed on him
- 21:59Speaker 2: against his will in a sealed court proceeding. And he
- 22:03Speaker 2: faced it without an attorney. They just decided this on
- 22:06Speaker 2: their zero legal representation locked away. And they, they did
- 22:12Speaker 2: this in a sealed court proceeding. So this wasn't publicly
- 22:15Speaker 2: shown anywhere. There's no public.
- 22:17Speaker 3: Record of this.
- 22:18Speaker 2: The judge, they just got in front of a judge
- 22:20Speaker 2: and say, Hey, can we cut this guy's stomach open
- 22:22Speaker 2: and shove a tube in there so we could force
- 22:24Speaker 2: feed him? And the judge was like, yeah, No problem.
- 22:27Speaker 2: Signature signed off. Go for it.
- 22:31Speaker 1: That sounds illegal.
- 22:32Speaker 2: Fuck. How is that not illegal?
- 22:35Speaker 3: Did not have legal representation due to the lack of
- 22:38Speaker 3: a constitutional right to a government appointed lawyer in civil
- 22:42Speaker 3: immigration matters because it's categorized under civil law rather than
- 22:47Speaker 3: criminal law.
- 22:48Speaker 2: Sounds illegal to me.
- 22:49Speaker 3: So wait, you can have it both ways. He's not
- 22:53Speaker 3: a criminal. This is tried under a civil law, so
- 22:57Speaker 3: he doesn't get the lawyer, but you're trying to pass
- 23:00Speaker 3: him off as a criminal?
- 23:02Speaker 1: Well, that's what doesn't make sense why all these people
- 23:05Speaker 1: are in detention centers, because it's a civil crime.
- 23:09Speaker 3: Yeah. Immigration matters are civil law.
- 23:14Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like not renewing your license.
- 23:16Speaker 3: So they're using this gray area to do whatever the
- 23:19Speaker 3: hell they want. It seems like it.
- 23:22Speaker 2: Yes, it's inhumane. This is, I mean, I don't want
- 23:27Speaker 2: to be hyperbolic here, but this is some Nazi shit.
- 23:31Speaker 2: This is shit Nazis did.
- 23:33Speaker 3: It is. Now that they're operating on them, they're really
- 23:37Speaker 3: leaning into it.
- 23:38Speaker 2: This is, I mean, like the parallels.
- 23:43Speaker 3: It's insane. I try not to throw the N word around.
- 23:48Speaker 2: I don't like using it. I stick to fascist. Fascist
- 23:53Speaker 2: really describes it better than any other word.
- 23:56Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're really just narrowing it down to the
- 24:01Speaker 3: exact playbook.
- 24:01Speaker 2: This is something Nazis did. Yeah, this isn't... I'm not
- 24:05Speaker 2: saying they are Nazis. I'm saying they are acting like Nazis.
- 24:09Speaker 3: Right, right. Clarify. Because they will argue on this syntax.
- 24:15Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, terminology aside... you're acting like Nazis are
- 24:20Speaker 2: doing things that Nazis did. This is what Nazis did.
- 24:23Speaker 2: These are actions of Nazis.
- 24:25Speaker 3: Yes. Operating on your prisoners against their will.
- 24:28Speaker 2: I mean, that's awful. That's disgusting.
- 24:30Speaker 3: They really enjoyed doing so.
- 24:33Speaker 2: Food for thought. Stop being pieces of shit. That's just
- 24:36Speaker 2: my opinion though.
- 24:37Speaker 3: I don't know. Yeah.
- 24:40Speaker 1: Hey, speaking of Nazis, the, uh, AFD party is gaining
- 24:45Speaker 1: ground in Germany.
- 24:46Speaker 3: Oh, Yeah, they won some election. They won.
- 24:49Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 24:51Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 24:52Speaker 2: That happened. They got elected.
- 24:54Speaker 1: In Saxony-Anault state election, they won in a landslide.
- 25:00Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 25:01Speaker 2: Was it a landslide?
- 25:04Speaker 3: It was a significant win.
- 25:06Speaker 1: It was pretty decisive. Yeah. It's troubling.
- 25:11Speaker 3: That's concerning.
- 25:13Speaker 2: I'm very troubled by that. Germany, what is going on?
- 25:17Speaker 2: Is this our fault? Are we influencing this? Are we
- 25:20Speaker 2: allowing this to happen?
- 25:22Speaker 1: Yeah, I think.
- 25:25Speaker 3: There's a lot of money behind them. Yeah.
- 25:29Speaker 2: I mean, Elon Musk is a supporter of the AFD.
- 25:31Speaker 3: That's the money I was talking about.
- 25:34Speaker 1: Yeah, so is J.D.
- 25:34Speaker 3: Vance.
- 25:35Speaker 2: He's out there giving speeches to them that they need
- 25:37Speaker 2: to take back their heritage.
- 25:40Speaker 3: Is J.D. Vance a supporter of the AFD party?
- 25:43Speaker 1: He spoke at one of their events last year.
- 25:46Speaker 3: That's right. He did.
- 25:48Speaker 2: I do vaguely recall that.
- 25:51Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
- 25:52Speaker 2: What is going on? Why are we courting Nazis? Listen,
- 25:56Speaker 2: I'm really trying not to call you all Nazis, but
- 25:59Speaker 2: you definitely court them.
- 26:01Speaker 3: U.S. Vice President J.D. Vance did not speak at an
- 26:04Speaker 3: AFD party event, but rather delivered a contentious speech at
- 26:07Speaker 3: the February 2025 Munich Security Conference, where he criticized European
- 26:13Speaker 3: leaders for shunning far-right parties like the AFD. So he
- 26:18Speaker 3: danced around the outside.
- 26:21Speaker 2: By saying that they should be more welcoming to their
- 26:24Speaker 2: neo-Nazi party.
- 26:26Speaker 3: They should have a seat at the table.
- 26:28Speaker 2: I mean, that's insane, right?
- 26:30Speaker 3: Just as bad. That's almost worse because you're being secretive
- 26:34Speaker 3: about it.
- 26:35Speaker 1: Yeah. So Germany has an 83 seat legislature and the
- 26:42Speaker 1: AFD now has 39 of the 83.
- 26:45Speaker 3: Are you shitting me?
- 26:47Speaker 1: 39?
- 26:47Speaker 2: That's scary.
- 26:49Speaker 1: So they are three seats shy of a majority.
- 26:53Speaker 2: That is about 47% of germany's legislature is nazi party
- 26:59Speaker 2: right now that's wild neo-nazi party afd is stands for
- 27:03Speaker 2: alternative for deutschland alternative for germany and the alternative is nazism.
- 27:08Speaker 1: That's yes it's very strong anti-immigration mass deportation maga jesus
- 27:18Speaker 1: christ make germany great again.
- 27:23Speaker 2: I don't understand how fascism is having such a rampant comeback.
- 27:27Speaker 3: What happened?
- 27:29Speaker 1: Racists were allowed to come out of their holes.
- 27:35Speaker 2: Why did we let that happen? Why did we allow that?
- 27:38Speaker 1: Well, we elected a black president, which made them very angry.
- 27:44Speaker 2: Yeah, I always hear them say that it was Obama's fault.
- 27:47Speaker 3: Why are they mad at that? Why are they mad
- 27:51Speaker 3: that there are black people here?
- 27:52Speaker 1: Because they're white supremacists?
- 27:54Speaker 3: I mean, you guys captured them and brought them here.
- 27:58Speaker 3: They didn't want to come here.
- 28:00Speaker 2: They didn't want to be here.
- 28:02Speaker 3: We put you in chains, brought you here, and then
- 28:05Speaker 3: we're pissed off that you're here.
- 28:06Speaker 2: Well, we didn't know that we'd give them rights.
- 28:09Speaker 1: They're not pissed off so much that they're here. They're
- 28:12Speaker 1: pissed off that they're not still in chains.
- 28:15Speaker 2: Yeah. They want them, just... They want to use them.
- 28:20Speaker 3: You can stay, but you have to do whatever I
- 28:22Speaker 3: tell you. And I don't have to pay you. And
- 28:25Speaker 3: there's no word for that.
- 28:26Speaker 2: There's a word for that.
- 28:29Speaker 3: There is. That the Democrats like.
- 28:35Speaker 2: The fuck is going on? The world is on fire, man.
- 28:40Speaker 2: I mean, shit is so fucked up. Can I? I
- 28:44Speaker 2: got another one. I got another one for you. So
- 28:46Speaker 2: this Lindsay Clancy trial, right?
- 28:49Speaker 3: Oh, man. That bitch.
- 28:51Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
- 28:52Speaker 3: Can't believe her husband did that. He totally did it.
- 28:57Speaker 3: Shut up, dad. People actually think that.
- 29:02Speaker 2: Whatever, however this trial ends up.
- 29:04Speaker 1: We did a proper investigation.
- 29:06Speaker 2: Listen, however this trial ends up, I don't give a shit.
- 29:09Speaker 2: She deserves to be locked up. Now, for those who
- 29:12Speaker 2: have been following along. There was recently a mistrial. So
- 29:17Speaker 2: one juror, who apparently was the only man. I might
- 29:22Speaker 2: have read that wrong, but I read somewhere he was
- 29:24Speaker 2: the only man.
- 29:24Speaker 1: No, it was, I think it was nine women, three men.
- 29:30Speaker 2: Okay, so one of the few men was the holdout.
- 29:35Speaker 2: And it sounded like everyone was like, oh, she's insane.
- 29:38Speaker 2: She was insane.
- 29:39Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 29:40Speaker 2: Postpartum psychosis and she should be in an insane asylum
- 29:45Speaker 2: or something. Either way, she's getting locked up. So I
- 29:47Speaker 2: don't really care how this ends. But there was one
- 29:49Speaker 2: holdout who was just.
- 29:50Speaker 1: Like, I don't know.
- 29:51Speaker 2: I don't have reasonable doubt or something. And the judge
- 29:54Speaker 2: was like, all right, mistrial. So now we're in a mistrial.
- 29:58Speaker 2: And they're going to have to redo this all over again.
- 30:00Speaker 2: But a few hours before the mistrial was called, somewhere
- 30:06Speaker 2: in Illinois, there was another mom who was obsessed with
- 30:10Speaker 2: this Lindsay Clancy trial. And hours before this mistrial was called,
- 30:16Speaker 2: she decided to hang her two-year-old son in her basement.
- 30:19Speaker 2: She had other kids she was planning on killing, and
- 30:21Speaker 2: then her husband was out of town. She was going
- 30:24Speaker 2: to harm him, too.
- 30:25Speaker 1: Are they somehow linking this to... this or what? Where
- 30:30Speaker 1: are we going with this?
- 30:31Speaker 2: They're linking them in the sense that she was adamantly
- 30:36Speaker 2: discussing the Lindsay Clancy trial with her friends. She was
- 30:40Speaker 2: texting about it all the time and even up until
- 30:44Speaker 2: the point where she went and killed her kid.
- 30:48Speaker 1: Was it like she killed her kids in solidarity or something?
- 30:52Speaker 2: She said that he was the devil.
- 30:57Speaker 3: But what about My kids are the devil. I'm not
- 31:01Speaker 3: going to hang them. What the fuck?
- 31:03Speaker 1: Since the trial started, eight men have committed family side. Yeah.
- 31:11Speaker 1: Are we linking this woman to this?
- 31:13Speaker 2: Were those men speaking about Lindsay Clancy and.
- 31:16Speaker 1: Adamantly following Lindsay Clancy? What difference does it make? They
- 31:21Speaker 1: still murdered their families.
- 31:23Speaker 3: People murder their families all the time.
- 31:25Speaker 2: People murder their families all the time, but this is
- 31:29Speaker 2: an interesting case where Lindsay Clancy is getting a lot
- 31:33Speaker 2: of support in a weird way. And I'm not saying
- 31:37Speaker 2: that they're supporting her killing her kids, but they're supporting
- 31:40Speaker 2: her saying she was in a right mind. It's not
- 31:44Speaker 2: her fault. And she has a lot of supporters. People
- 31:49Speaker 2: are actually like, it's not her fault. She didn't do it.
- 31:53Speaker 2: She did it, obviously.
- 31:54Speaker 3: Even she was like, no, I did it. Yeah.
- 31:58Speaker 2: So, like, it's kind of, and I'm not one of
- 32:01Speaker 2: those people. I don't support it at all. I don't
- 32:03Speaker 2: care what kind of mind I'm in. If I kill my,
- 32:06Speaker 2: I know murder is bad. There's no state of mind
- 32:08Speaker 2: where murder is good. Like, I'm sorry. I just can't,
- 32:11Speaker 2: especially not my kids. Regardless, she's getting a lot of
- 32:15Speaker 2: weird support throughout the country, and amongst these mom groups,
- 32:19Speaker 2: they're talking about it. And a lot of women, I'm
- 32:22Speaker 2: not saying that like, well, women are doing this on
- 32:25Speaker 2: all women, whatever. I mean, this is one instance. This
- 32:27Speaker 2: is obviously like this, no one should be doing this,
- 32:30Speaker 2: but it seems that she was one of the people
- 32:32Speaker 2: following this trial very closely, constantly talking about it, texting
- 32:37Speaker 2: with her friends about the trial and then doing exactly
- 32:40Speaker 2: what Lindsay Clancy did to a degree. I mean, only
- 32:44Speaker 2: one of her kids. And then she tried to kill
- 32:45Speaker 2: herself too. She was like cutting herself, in the bathtub
- 32:48Speaker 2: upstairs or something. And then the neighbor came, I don't
- 32:51Speaker 2: know why the neighbor came through, but found the kid
- 32:53Speaker 2: in the basement, found her cutting herself in the tub
- 32:56Speaker 2: and took the knife away. There's must've been screams or something.
- 32:59Speaker 3: There's a lot of weird things. Why is your neighbor
- 33:01Speaker 3: coming into your house uninvited? Yeah. I don't, why did
- 33:05Speaker 3: you pick one kid to kill?
- 33:06Speaker 2: I don't think the other kids were home yet, but
- 33:09Speaker 2: then she's like, Oh, I had plans to kill the
- 33:11Speaker 2: other kids. But if you're, why are you killing yourself?
- 33:13Speaker 3: If you're offing yourself, then your plans are out the window.
- 33:17Speaker 2: Feels like... I don't think she was thinking straight, so
- 33:21Speaker 2: she's probably innocent, and I bet the husband did it.
- 33:23Speaker 3: Your plans are out the window like Lindsay Clancy.
- 33:27Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not saying that I'm connecting the two,
- 33:30Speaker 2: but there's dots, and connections are being made.
- 33:33Speaker 3: Well, this happens all the time when cases are sensationalized
- 33:36Speaker 3: like this. There are copycats.
- 33:38Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, copycat killers is not a new thing, so...
- 33:43Speaker 2: The country's on fire. The world's on fire. Everything's on fire.
- 33:46Speaker 2: What the fuck's going on? It was on fire so
- 33:49Speaker 2: hard that other shit that should just be normal is
- 33:53Speaker 2: also just not acting right. Like Clorox just sold 6.3
- 33:58Speaker 2: million bottles of cleaner that was full of drug resistant bacteria.
- 34:04Speaker 3: How? Again?
- 34:05Speaker 2: How is a cleaner full of drug resistant bacteria? All
- 34:09Speaker 2: you're supposed to do is clean bacteria.
- 34:11Speaker 3: Didn't they do that a couple years ago with Pine Sol? Yeah,
- 34:14Speaker 3: they did.
- 34:14Speaker 2: Also owned by Clorox. It wasn't Clorox Bleach, by the way.
- 34:18Speaker 2: These are cleaner products. And it was actually mostly, I think,
- 34:23Speaker 2: in Mexico and the U.S. Virgin Islands. But at Walmart
- 34:27Speaker 2: and other places in those areas. And it's cleaner. It
- 34:32Speaker 2: usually kills 99.9% of bacteria.
- 34:35Speaker 1: How is there bacteria in the cleaner?
- 34:37Speaker 3: Send that shit to the brown countries. Don't sell it here.
- 34:40Speaker 2: Apparently. Well, the last time they did it, it was
- 34:43Speaker 2: like 30-some million bottles, and it was in, I think, Georgia?
- 34:49Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 34:50Speaker 2: It was in America, wherever it was.
- 34:52Speaker 3: Yeah, but Georgia, whatever.
- 34:55Speaker 2: Yeah, but Georgia. Regardless, this is not the first time
- 34:59Speaker 2: this has happened, and that's crazy. You have one job.
- 35:03Speaker 2: The cleaner is supposed to kill bacteria, and it is
- 35:06Speaker 2: full of drug-resistant bacteria. What is happening? Everything is just crazy.
- 35:12Speaker 1: Sounds like they're not doing the proper testing on their product.
- 35:16Speaker 2: I don't think they're doing any testing. How?
- 35:19Speaker 3: They don't have to anymore. You're not required. You can
- 35:22Speaker 3: do whatever you want now, as long as you're a company.
- 35:25Speaker 2: It's got to be like an automated facility where it's
- 35:28Speaker 2: like two people work in the whole place and everything
- 35:30Speaker 2: is just like robots doing it all, right? Like, how
- 35:34Speaker 2: does that happen?
- 35:34Speaker 3: I would assume, but I don't know.
- 35:37Speaker 1: Fucking robots. Robots, man.
- 35:41Speaker 2: Fucking robots. This is robot salt.
- 35:43Speaker 3: Dirty clankers.
- 35:43Speaker 1: Fucking robots. Did you see that company that just launched
- 35:47Speaker 1: that robot? I can't remember the name of the company,
- 35:53Speaker 1: but they decided to call their robot the T-800.
- 35:57Speaker 2: Oh, don't do that.
- 36:00Speaker 3: Please don't do that.
- 36:01Speaker 2: You know what comes next. Don't do that.
- 36:03Speaker 1: And you know what? The video I saw of it,
- 36:07Speaker 1: it's like she's talking about like it can do uppercuts
- 36:12Speaker 1: and like robots, like, like bouncing around, like fighting stance.
- 36:17Speaker 1: It's like, well, what, why, why, what, what, why are
- 36:20Speaker 1: we teaching the robots how to fight?
- 36:22Speaker 2: Like, that's the first thing you teach it. Is it uppercut?
- 36:26Speaker 1: Like, I thought, I thought we were like, like the
- 36:29Speaker 1: robots were going to like, help, help us do things.
- 36:32Speaker 2: Teach it, make dinner, teach it, make the bed.
- 36:34Speaker 1: What's the point of teaching it how to, how to
- 36:37Speaker 1: do an uppercut?
- 36:38Speaker 2: That's, that's, that's crazy. What dystopian nightmare are we barreling towards?
- 36:45Speaker 1: Engine AI, full-size humanoid robot designed for strength, mobility, and
- 36:49Speaker 1: real-world applications. The T-800.
- 36:54Speaker 3: It's going to kill you.
- 36:55Speaker 1: 6 feet tall, 190 pounds, and it can fight.
- 36:59Speaker 2: Good tagline. Yeah, they shouldn't do that. They should stop.
- 37:03Speaker 2: They should just stop.
- 37:05Speaker 1: But, like, why was there not someone in the room
- 37:07Speaker 1: that was like, maybe we shouldn't call it the T-800?
- 37:09Speaker 3: Maybe.
- 37:10Speaker 2: At a minimum, don't call it that. Like, at a minimum.
- 37:13Speaker 3: Come on.
- 37:14Speaker 2: It's too on the nose.
- 37:16Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 37:17Speaker 2: Just call it Skynet. At this point, just call it Skynet. Like,
- 37:21Speaker 2: fuck you. We're building Skynet.
- 37:24Speaker 1: But yeah, watch the video.
- 37:24Speaker 2: Why sugarcoat it? That's what it is.
- 37:26Speaker 1: Watch this thing. It's got, like, agility and shit. It, like,
- 37:31Speaker 1: bounces around. Like a boxer.
- 37:35Speaker 2: What's its stats, bro?
- 37:37Speaker 3: Could it beat a chimpanzee in a fight, though?
- 37:39Speaker 1: Yeah, probably.
- 37:40Speaker 2: You know, I bet if a chimp bit it, that
- 37:43Speaker 2: a chimp would break its tooth.
- 37:44Speaker 1: Do you know that chimpanzees' teeth sharpen themselves every time
- 37:49Speaker 1: they close their mouth?
- 37:51Speaker 3: That's terrifying.
- 37:52Speaker 1: The way their mouths are shaped and the way their
- 37:56Speaker 1: teeth line up, their, what is the fang called? The
- 38:03Speaker 1: canine rubs up against one of its molars, and every
- 38:07Speaker 1: time they close their mouth, it, like, sharpens it up.
- 38:11Speaker 1: to ready for the next bite.
- 38:13Speaker 2: Well, ain't that some shit?
- 38:15Speaker 1: Ain't that some shit?
- 38:16Speaker 3: Yeah, good luck punching that out of them.
- 38:18Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 38:19Speaker 2: Well, speaking of.
- 38:21Speaker 1: Oh, you got one?
- 38:22Speaker 3: I got one.
- 38:23Speaker 2: Speaking of clankers.
- 38:25Speaker 1: All right.
- 38:26Speaker 3: On topic.
- 38:27Speaker 2: So there's like a theory. I don't know if it's
- 38:30Speaker 2: a theory. It's more like a reality that's upon us
- 38:35Speaker 2: where I think... his name is Nalai Patel at the
- 38:39Speaker 2: verge coined this term. He calls it Google zero. We're
- 38:43Speaker 2: basically soon. Probably Google is not going to have any
- 38:50Speaker 2: more traffic. Traffic is just going to go down to
- 38:52Speaker 2: zero and Google will just be an AI that gives
- 38:57Speaker 2: you an answer. And that's all Google will be. It's
- 38:59Speaker 2: not going to be a search engine to find websites.
- 39:02Speaker 2: It's just going to be like an answer.
- 39:03Speaker 1: Yeah. I can ask you that happening. it's already kind
- 39:08Speaker 1: of doing that.
- 39:10Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 39:10Speaker 2: I mean, it's already started. So then people are like
- 39:13Speaker 2: asking what happens to publishers and media companies, because like,
- 39:16Speaker 2: that's how they're getting found on the internet is through search,
- 39:20Speaker 2: like Google search. Google's the biggest one really. And that's
- 39:24Speaker 2: like how people find things on the internet. So like
- 39:26Speaker 2: what happens, like no one's gonna be able to find anything.
- 39:28Speaker 2: And then all the answers are going to be from
- 39:33Speaker 2: AI looking for other sources of information, but all the
- 39:36Speaker 2: other sources of information are kind of going to be
- 39:39Speaker 2: synthesized and generated by other AI. So it's going to
- 39:43Speaker 2: be Google AI looking is going to be talking to
- 39:46Speaker 2: other AI for answers about things that you're requesting. So
- 39:51Speaker 2: humans aren't even going to be creating content anymore. It's
- 39:54Speaker 2: just going to be a computer talking to a computer,
- 39:57Speaker 2: asking about what a computer is saying. And it's just
- 40:00Speaker 2: going to be a recursive problem where no one's going
- 40:03Speaker 2: to know anything because all the information is being synthetically
- 40:06Speaker 2: generated by AI and then it's getting fetched by a
- 40:09Speaker 2: different AI when you ask about it. So nothing is
- 40:12Speaker 2: going to be real anymore and the internet is just
- 40:14Speaker 2: going to be poisoned.
- 40:17Speaker 3: Is that like.
- 40:20Speaker 1: End-stage dead internet theory?
- 40:22Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the next part of dead internet theory.
- 40:27Speaker 3: But there's no new information being inputted to these large
- 40:31Speaker 3: language models to base off of.
- 40:34Speaker 2: Exactly, so they're creating it themselves. It's a recursive problem
- 40:37Speaker 2: where they create the information and then they query the
- 40:41Speaker 2: information they're creating.
- 40:43Speaker 3: So it's just replacing humans.
- 40:45Speaker 2: Yeah, and nothing is going to actually be real at
- 40:48Speaker 2: that point. Nothing is going to be human generated.
- 40:51Speaker 3: It's just like replacement theory.
- 40:53Speaker 2: Yeah, and then the information could just end up being
- 40:55Speaker 2: made up. But instead of people of color, it's computers. Yeah,
- 41:00Speaker 2: and it could be inaccurate. I mean, it might not
- 41:02Speaker 2: even be real. Everything is just synthesized now. It's just
- 41:04Speaker 2: being generated, and you know how AI can hallucinate things,
- 41:08Speaker 2: and that's where the information is coming from now. So
- 41:10Speaker 2: Google will tell you that, and now Google is just
- 41:13Speaker 2: going to start telling you weird shit because... That's what
- 41:15Speaker 2: AI said, and that's the only source of information that
- 41:18Speaker 2: they can pull from.
- 41:19Speaker 3: I don't think that will happen, and I'll tell you why.
- 41:21Speaker 2: They can't let it get to that.
- 41:23Speaker 3: It's just one reason. That's their whole business model. Yes.
- 41:28Speaker 3: And they will not give up their business model for that.
- 41:31Speaker 3: They have a very lucrative business model.
- 41:34Speaker 2: But they are really working towards an AI-only future, and
- 41:39Speaker 2: you can already tell.
- 41:41Speaker 3: There's no money to be made there.
- 41:43Speaker 2: With Google search, though, I mean, honestly, with Google search,
- 41:47Speaker 2: you search something on Google today.
- 41:48Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 41:50Speaker 2: AI is giving you the answer.
- 41:51Speaker 3: There's the AI overview at the top, typically.
- 41:54Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 41:55Speaker 3: But underneath, there's still all the search results.
- 41:58Speaker 2: But it's getting a lot less clicks. Honestly, I've been
- 42:01Speaker 2: reading a lot of subreddits about SEO and stuff, and
- 42:04Speaker 2: people are just not getting clicks anymore because of the
- 42:07Speaker 2: Google AI thing. it's already cannibalizing all of the people
- 42:11Speaker 2: who are trying to place well on the search. I
- 42:14Speaker 2: feel like it's taking over the search results.
- 42:16Speaker 3: That's temporary.
- 42:18Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 42:18Speaker 2: I don't, I mean, it's, it's cannibalizing them.
- 42:22Speaker 3: It's happening.
- 42:22Speaker 2: Uh, whether it will completely take over.
- 42:26Speaker 3: Is, uh, there has to be a question, a tipping
- 42:28Speaker 3: point where without new information coming in that the information
- 42:34Speaker 3: AI is spitting out is no longer reliable and they'll, they'll,
- 42:38Speaker 3: pull back.
- 42:39Speaker 2: Well, I mean, at that point, then yeah, I mean,
- 42:41Speaker 2: people are going to start looking for other avenues outside
- 42:45Speaker 2: of Google in order to get their information out there.
- 42:47Speaker 3: Like on a day-to-day basis, anytime I speak to AI
- 42:50Speaker 3: at least once, it's like, oh yeah, my bad. Thanks
- 42:53Speaker 3: for catching that.
- 42:54Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 42:55Speaker 3: You need humans to figure this shit out. AI is stupid.
- 42:59Speaker 2: It's, but the thing is a year ago, it was
- 43:02Speaker 2: way stupider. Right now it is wildly smarter than than
- 43:07Speaker 2: it was a year ago. A year from now, it
- 43:09Speaker 2: might not make any more mistakes.
- 43:12Speaker 3: But once you stop the new information coming in, then
- 43:16Speaker 3: it will start making mistakes again.
- 43:18Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I don't know. I don't know where
- 43:20Speaker 2: this is going to go. And again, this is all
- 43:23Speaker 2: Nilay Patel at the Verges theory. Fuck that guy.
- 43:28Speaker 3: I could be wrong and they just plow through and
- 43:32Speaker 3: hope for the best and we are all doomed. But
- 43:35Speaker 3: I think that they're not going to make any money
- 43:38Speaker 3: off of wrong answers.
- 43:41Speaker 2: I will also say is Google search specifically where they're
- 43:44Speaker 2: making their money. Is it more of the parts of
- 43:48Speaker 2: Google search, like the ads and the other stuff that
- 43:51Speaker 2: is baked into it?
- 43:53Speaker 3: Yes. I don't know that they make their money off
- 43:54Speaker 3: the earth, but if it's going to spit out wrong answers,
- 43:58Speaker 3: people aren't going to go there. I mean, yeah, of course,
- 44:01Speaker 3: alternate search engines will pop up just like it did
- 44:04Speaker 3: in the nineties when like, yahoo stopped being a great
- 44:08Speaker 3: search engine people moved away.
- 44:10Speaker 2: What happens what happens when 80 of the internet is
- 44:13Speaker 2: ai right what if all the sources are ai what
- 44:16Speaker 2: if all the news is ai and all the whatever
- 44:18Speaker 2: is ai and then.
- 44:19Speaker 3: Google 80 is ai yeah i don't know yeah then
- 44:23Speaker 3: we're fucked if it gets to that point that's what.
- 44:25Speaker 2: I'm saying because a lot of a lot of humans
- 44:28Speaker 2: right now are just using ai to do all the
- 44:31Speaker 2: writing for them.
- 44:32Speaker 3: But if you think of how vast the internet is,
- 44:35Speaker 3: AI accounts for what? 10, 15% of all the information
- 44:40Speaker 3: out there.
- 44:41Speaker 2: And how old is AI?
- 44:43Speaker 3: No, I understand it's not old and it's accelerating quickly,
- 44:47Speaker 3: but there is really fast. There is a tipping point with,
- 44:50Speaker 3: without new information.
- 44:52Speaker 2: If everyone with a website decided from now on, I'm
- 44:56Speaker 2: using AI to write all of my content. All of
- 44:59Speaker 2: a sudden, the entire internet's AI. I mean, it's that simple. Like, sure,
- 45:03Speaker 2: there's going to be some.
- 45:04Speaker 3: People that are... You would have to get, you know, what,
- 45:07Speaker 3: 80% of people to decide that all at once?
- 45:09Speaker 2: They're already doing it. They're doing it now. I mean,
- 45:11Speaker 2: some people are doing it way more than other people.
- 45:13Speaker 3: Yeah, and there are a lot of companies out there
- 45:15Speaker 3: that are regretting that decision and they're moving away from
- 45:17Speaker 3: their AI-based models.
- 45:19Speaker 2: If they move away from it, then sure. But I'm
- 45:21Speaker 2: saying they're not. It's accelerating. Right now, it's accelerating. It's
- 45:25Speaker 2: the tipping point is that's what you're getting at. And
- 45:28Speaker 2: when is the tipping point and what happens at that point?
- 45:30Speaker 3: I think the tipping point is sooner rather than later.
- 45:34Speaker 2: People are mad. People are irrationally mad at AI right now,
- 45:37Speaker 2: but maybe it's not that irrational.
- 45:40Speaker 3: AI has a purpose and it has its place a
- 45:43Speaker 3: hundred percent. Yeah. Yeah.
- 45:45Speaker 1: It's just in, I feel like it's being controlled by
- 45:48Speaker 1: the wrong hands.
- 45:50Speaker 2: And it's the unknowns. It's the future of the unknown future,
- 45:53Speaker 2: the job market, the, What's going to happen? What's happening
- 45:57Speaker 2: to the internet right now? Dead internet theory and all that.
- 46:00Speaker 2: I mean, there's reasons to be mad at it. It's
- 46:03Speaker 2: the unknowns. I don't think that there's any... Well, actually,
- 46:08Speaker 2: there's the water issue, too. That's a thing.
- 46:10Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 46:11Speaker 2: It's got some negatives.
- 46:12Speaker 3: There are a lot of physical aspects to AI's overtaking
- 46:17Speaker 3: of the internet.
- 46:18Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 46:19Speaker 2: We'll see. I think it's accelerated. I think there's a
- 46:21Speaker 2: lot of people who are mad at it, but there's
- 46:24Speaker 2: way more people who are embracing it. And at the
- 46:28Speaker 2: end of the day, you kind of have to embrace it.
- 46:30Speaker 2: At this point, it's either embrace it or get left behind.
- 46:33Speaker 2: I mean, this is just the next technology. This is
- 46:36Speaker 2: the newest tool.
- 46:37Speaker 3: Yes. Embrace it, but don't let it take over you.
- 46:41Speaker 2: Yeah. The problem is what happens when it gets too
- 46:44Speaker 2: big and starts, I don't know, Becoming AGI?
- 46:49Speaker 3: Shit.
- 46:50Speaker 1: Skynet.
- 46:51Speaker 3: I don't even know what AGI is. What is that?
- 46:54Speaker 1: Artificial General Intelligence. It's basically like actual AI. Actually thinking
- 47:01Speaker 1: for itself.
- 47:02Speaker 2: Yeah. Not a large language model. Like real artificial intelligence.
- 47:07Speaker 3: I don't like that. Yeah.
- 47:09Speaker 1: And then they put it in the T-800 and.
- 47:13Speaker 2: We're fucked.
- 47:14Speaker 1: Then we're fucked.
- 47:15Speaker 3: A calculator?
- 47:16Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah.
- 47:20Speaker 3: Was that the TI-84?
- 47:21Speaker 2: No, it was TI-84.
- 47:23Speaker 1: I had a TI-83.
- 47:25Speaker 3: TI-83, TI-84. I had both. I had one of each.
- 47:29Speaker 1: Actually, I had a TI-84.
- 47:30Speaker 2: I had a TI-84 Plus also.
- 47:32Speaker 3: Back when they cost like 200 bucks?
- 47:34Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, they were so expensive. It was more than 200.
- 47:37Speaker 3: There's no way.
- 47:38Speaker 2: 200 sounds cheap.
- 47:39Speaker 3: Whatever it was. And then in high school, and they
- 47:42Speaker 3: were like, you have to have one. I'm like, I
- 47:43Speaker 3: don't fucking know. $ 300. You had to. I'm just going
- 47:47Speaker 3: to play Mario on it.
- 47:48Speaker 1: I played Tetris and I played Drug Wars.
- 47:52Speaker 3: Drug Wars.
- 47:54Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 47:57Speaker 3: That was my whole math class was Drug Wars.
- 48:01Speaker 2: I remember playing this one game where there was like
- 48:03Speaker 2: a block and you had to get the block in
- 48:05Speaker 2: the hole, but there was all these.
- 48:06Speaker 1: Obstacles and it was a fun game.
- 48:08Speaker 3: Golf? No.
- 48:09Speaker 2: It's not like golf. No, it's like a guy with
- 48:13Speaker 2: a boulder and you had to push it. But like, oh,
- 48:15Speaker 2: there's a hole here. You got to push something to
- 48:17Speaker 2: fill the hole and then you can push it. I
- 48:19Speaker 2: don't know. There's like different things. But it was all
- 48:21Speaker 2: on the TI-84. It was like.
- 48:23Speaker 3: A little fucking game. It sounds familiar, but Drug Wars
- 48:26Speaker 3: came right back to me.
- 48:27Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 48:28Speaker 2: Good times. Good times.
- 48:31Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 48:33Speaker 1: Two planes crashed this weekend.
- 48:36Speaker 3: Oh.
- 48:37Speaker 1: In the United States.
- 48:38Speaker 3: I wanted to end with some good news.
- 48:40Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I heard that it was three.
- 48:45Speaker 3: Oh, three.
- 48:46Speaker 2: I heard there was two in Florida, but then I
- 48:48Speaker 2: heard there was one somewhere else just now.
- 48:51Speaker 1: Yeah, I heard about the one in Miami that was
- 48:54Speaker 1: an Amazon plane that overshot the runway. And then I
- 48:58Speaker 1: heard there was one in San Diego that was a
- 49:02Speaker 1: passenger plane that people actually died.
- 49:05Speaker 2: Well, the Amazon one ran into a bunch of cars
- 49:09Speaker 2: and killed like five people.
- 49:10Speaker 1: Oh, some people died there too.
- 49:13Speaker 2: Yeah, that one that one also killed some people uh
- 49:17Speaker 2: five dead three critical people trapped in their cars like
- 49:21Speaker 2: but i heard there was one even before that maybe
- 49:23Speaker 2: a i don't know i i know of at least
- 49:27Speaker 2: the two you're talking about but i i swear there
- 49:29Speaker 2: was a second one to florida too um planes planes
- 49:34Speaker 2: are not having a good year.
- 49:35Speaker 3: Yeah uh yeah a couple years.
- 49:37Speaker 1: Now okay good A couple years Since.
- 49:42Speaker 3: Like Around like January 2025 January.
- 49:45Speaker 1: Yeah January 2025 I don't know I can't put my
- 49:49Speaker 1: finger on what happened though.
- 49:50Speaker 3: I don't know But hey, I assume Trump didn't show
- 49:54Speaker 3: up to the September 11th memorial service.
- 49:57Speaker 2: Oh, he's probably busy Is he? Yeah, I mean, you
- 50:00Speaker 2: know Busy? Golf or something Something He's.
- 50:05Speaker 3: Running the nation, Bob Okay Into the ground Which nation?
- 50:11Speaker 3: A couple of them.
- 50:12Speaker 1: Apparently.
- 50:13Speaker 2: Oh, shit.
- 50:14Speaker 3: Yeah. The U.S. He's got his hands in Russia. I
- 50:19Speaker 3: guess Argentina now because we took that over.
- 50:23Speaker 1: Venezuela.
- 50:24Speaker 3: Venezuela. Yeah, nobody's running that. He's got to do that, too.
- 50:30Speaker 3: Greenland's probably still on the table. He's busy.
- 50:33Speaker 2: He's busy.
- 50:34Speaker 3: Just because.
- 50:35Speaker 2: He couldn't make his son's wedding.
- 50:37Speaker 3: Just because... All other presidents were able to do it.
- 50:40Speaker 3: Doesn't mean he can.
- 50:41Speaker 2: Well, I mean, he also hates this country. I mean,
- 50:45Speaker 2: he doesn't respect.
- 50:46Speaker 3: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 50:49Speaker 1: It doesn't really seem like he really cares about the people.
- 50:55Speaker 2: Well, I mean, let's be fair here. He did care
- 51:00Speaker 2: about 9-11 on the day that 9-11 happened in 2001.
- 51:02Speaker 2: He got on. on the phone with some news reporter
- 51:07Speaker 2: saying how now this is very exciting because Trump Tower
- 51:13Speaker 2: is now the tallest tower, not the trade centers anymore.
- 51:17Speaker 2: So he's pretty excited about that. That was the first
- 51:20Speaker 2: thing that he mentioned.
- 51:21Speaker 1: Because that's totally what you say.
- 51:23Speaker 2: Immediately following the attack on 9-11-2001, he said that.
- 51:28Speaker 1: It's totally normal. It's a totally normal train of thought
- 51:32Speaker 1: for a totally normal person to have.
- 51:34Speaker 2: Not like, oh my God, what a horrible, horrible thing
- 51:37Speaker 2: that happened. These poor people, the victims, our country. This
- 51:41Speaker 2: is like, we need to come together. Like, I have
- 51:43Speaker 2: the tallest building now.
- 51:45Speaker 3: So.
- 51:46Speaker 1: Got that going for me.
- 51:48Speaker 2: If you need to get a measuring device, I'm sure
- 51:50Speaker 2: we can figure that out. But it's the tallest.
- 51:53Speaker 3: He's like a special needs child. Literally.
- 51:56Speaker 2: He's like pro-terrorist because they took down the taller buildings. Like,
- 52:01Speaker 2: are you kidding me? That was his first reaction. Thank you, terrorists.
- 52:06Speaker 2: Now I have the tallest building. Jesus Christ. She doesn't
- 52:10Speaker 2: deserve to go to a 9-11 memorial.
- 52:13Speaker 3: Man.
- 52:13Speaker 1: So gross. Did you see his stupid new brown hair?
- 52:16Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't care. He's got dark.
- 52:19Speaker 3: Brown hair now.
- 52:22Speaker 1: Some hairstylist was on TikTok and she was like, he
- 52:26Speaker 1: totally grabbed the wrong box. Because I guess he dyes
- 52:29Speaker 1: his own hair. And he also cuts his own hair.
- 52:33Speaker 2: I don't believe that for a second, though.
- 52:34Speaker 1: Maybe not anymore, but there's some interview he did in
- 52:39Speaker 1: the 90s. He talked about how he cuts his own
- 52:41Speaker 1: hair because he doesn't trust anybody to touch his hair.
- 52:44Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, but he lied. I just don't believe him.
- 52:47Speaker 1: But she said the color he normally uses is number nine,
- 52:52Speaker 1: and the color he is now is number six. So
- 52:56Speaker 1: whoever bought the hair dye, the box was probably upside down.
- 53:00Speaker 1: They just grabbed it. And he had no idea until
- 53:05Speaker 1: they washed it out.
- 53:06Speaker 3: And what he was like, oh, I guess they just
- 53:08Speaker 3: print their faces upside down on the box now.
- 53:15Speaker 2: That's probably how that works.
- 53:17Speaker 1: That's probably how it went down.
- 53:19Speaker 3: Just for men. Now it's just for new. Oh, it's new.
- 53:24Speaker 3: Must be better. Oh, God.
- 53:31Speaker 2: Why is that so plausible?
- 53:34Speaker 3: It's not. He wouldn't go into a Duane Reade.
- 53:36Speaker 2: No, he's not doing this himself. He's not reading boxes.
- 53:39Speaker 2: I don't know who's doing this.
- 53:42Speaker 3: An aide picked it up.
- 53:44Speaker 1: Some aide who hates their life just went and grabbed it.
- 53:48Speaker 1: Didn't care. Yeah.
- 53:51Speaker 3: Weird.
- 53:53Speaker 2: Why is that even news, though?
- 53:55Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 53:57Speaker 1: Because if we don't laugh, we'll cry.
- 53:59Speaker 2: It's just like some tan suit-ass shit. I just feel like,
- 54:04Speaker 2: you know what else?
- 54:06Speaker 1: Besides his hair, we still don't.
- 54:08Speaker 3: Have health care. No, we don't.
- 54:10Speaker 1: It's probably two weeks away, though. Concepts of a plan
- 54:14Speaker 1: are two weeks away. We're busy with a war right now.
- 54:19Speaker 1: That's not a war that we won seven times. Yeah.
- 54:27Speaker 1: Give us two weeks. Get it all figured out. What
- 54:33Speaker 1: were we talking about?
- 54:35Speaker 2: Don't kill your kids.
- 56:12Speaker 3: Bye. Bye.