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We're back! Chris's College Football Totals and Sean's Big Brain Player Props! · Three For The Money

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  Music
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  Okay, okay, okay. We're here. We're back. It's three for the money.
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  Finally, after a long hiatus and many technical difficulties,
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  we are here just in time for college football season to start.
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  It's, you know, new episodes every Thursday. Obviously, I didn't have to tell you that.
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  But as of right now, when you're listening, in three days will be college football.
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  It's going to be week zero and I'm not super pumped for it, but I'm here for it.
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  Chris, how are we doing? I don't know how you can't be pumped.
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  It's called, like, I don't care if it's week zero, it's college football.
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  I don't care if there's only going to be one watchable game. It's college football.
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  Yeah, that's what we've waited for.
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  Yeah, like, I'm not going to, like, oh, we only get one game and it's on it like fucking one o'clock.
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  I don't care. It's college football. I'm going to watch every game I can.
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  Absolutely. That's right.
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  Oh, man.
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  Did you...
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  Uh, good.
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  Did you guys see that thing that was, I think it was a tweet today that was like,
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  if you didn't go to the schools that you're watching in week zero, you're a disaster or something?
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  Yeah, I saw it.
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  Yeah, like, what does that mean?
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  I'm terminally ill then.
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  Yeah, like, of course.
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  I am incredibly excited.
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  I mean, how can you not be? I don't care if, I don't care who's playing.
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  It's college football.
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  It's football. No, yeah. See, these are just the casuals. They're not like the...
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  I live and die by the sport.
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  Yeah, and this and the NFL.
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  These are the, oh, my team plays next week. People that are just jealous, honestly.
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  I don't care. I don't care. Tennessee doesn't play it all next week and I'm incredibly excited.
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  See, this is where I think it's...
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  I think this is where it's good to not really be affiliated with any team.
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  Like, it's like, yeah, I like my alma mater, but I know they're never going to do anything.
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  So it's like, they're never going to go to a national championship. So it's like, what's the point?
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  But this is good for people like me who still like football and it's just like, I don't care who's playing.
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  It's on all day. I can just sit down all day.
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  All day?
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  All day, baby. So those people can go rock and kick rocks or whatever they want to do, but...
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  If you think that we're sick or disturbed or whatever, that's your own prerogative.
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  What else are you going to do? How can you know that college football is happening and not wash it?
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  That makes no sense to me. Just be like, oh, I'll go apple picking or some bullshit.
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  If you catch me, I mean...
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  Hypothetically.
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  You catch me at an orchard?
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  You catch me at an orchard any Saturday in the fall? Shoot me, because I've lost my mind.
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  Take me out back, like, oh, yellow.
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  Yeah.
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  Because I'm just gone.
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  Yeah, it's too far gone and there's no saving you.
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  So, it puts you down like a rabid dog.
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  Exactly.
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  All right, well...
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  You went and put it there on the free will.
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  Well, how are you doing? I realized we skipped over you. Sorry.
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  Oh, yeah. I guess we did.
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  It's okay. I kind of said some words at the beginning, but...
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  I don't know. I've been kind of just vibing. We went on vacation.
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  And we're going to go to Vegas in two weeks for the week one of the NFL season.
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  I'm super pumped for that. That's going to be crazy.
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  And, you know, other than that, it's been incredibly stressful with all the technical difficulties that we've had.
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  Kind of getting over a sickness. So, if I'm over here, kind of out of the camera, it's because I'm coughing.
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  So, we're going to vibe with that. I should probably get some cough drops.
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  But other than that, I'm just here.
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  I thought you were about to make a shopping list or something.
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  I was like, I gotta get some soup, some cough drops.
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  Get some orange juice.
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  Get some tea.
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  We should have let Will go first.
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  That's his own fault. He started it. That's his own fault.
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  So, Will called from Oz back. How are you doing? Well, I mean, I'm sick.
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  The laptop's busted. It's a paper windshield.
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  Everything sucks.
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  We gotta go remote.
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  Oh, it's tragedy. We're figuring it out.
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  But we're here. And this is the last week of NFL preseason.
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  Thank God. Lots of headlines.
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  The Raven streak is dead.
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  Yes, that is important. That is important gambling news.
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  Because...
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  Commander's Moneyline all day.
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  You took that?
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  Yes, I did.
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  That's...
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  It was...
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  Crazy. That's beyond me.
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  That's like... I knew football was back. I sent this to our group chat.
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  I was standing five inches in front of my television. Arms crossed.
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  Just Will is like just getting field goal range.
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  Artie in midseason form already.
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  As I was...
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  As what's his name? Sly? Joey Sly or whatever that kicker's name is.
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  As he was lining up to kick it, I just had a self-realization moment.
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  I was like, whether this goes in or not, football's back. I'm back.
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  This is where I want to be.
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  Just standing like this, two inches from my television.
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  Just willing a meaningless game to go my way.
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  I see people are getting mad at the commanders for caring about this game.
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  Shut up. Just let that team, that franchise, has been through so much.
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  Let them get any sort of victory they can.
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  Well, if you're going off of that mindset, then nobody should care that the Ravens had a 12.
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  Ravens had a 23-0 record in the preseason.
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  Yeah. Nobody should care about... Why even televise them then?
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  What's the point?
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  If nobody should care at all about these games, then what's the point?
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  We shouldn't be able to gamble on them. We shouldn't be able to watch them.
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  We should have no information. They shouldn't even play them.
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  Just do scrimmages.
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  Play?
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  If we're not supposed to care, then don't give me the option to care.
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  Yeah. They're just haters, obviously.
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  Yeah. I saw some Ravens former reporter or some lady was saying,
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  Oh, well, the commander said they didn't care.
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  Well, Joey Sly was doing the L and all these fans and players were talking shit.
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  It's like, okay, well, you clearly don't care if you're tweeting about...
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  It just makes me so mad.
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  Well, if they shouldn't care about the streak, then you shouldn't care about the streak.
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  Because it's the preseason, it means nothing.
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  Yeah.
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  I'm just... Nobody should care then.
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  That's so dumb.
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  Don't put it on national television.
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  Yeah. Don't parade the record around like it's something to wave about then.
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  And that's all every freaking weekend I see on Twitter.
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  Well, the Ravens haven't lost a preseason since the fucking Bush administration.
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  So it's like, okay, well, am I like, stop saying if I'm not supposed to care,
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  then shut the hell up about that.
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  Oh, just...
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  There was fans...
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  People getting mad, people getting mad fans for celebrating just anything pisses me off.
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  Like, especially a tortured fanbase like that, let them have something.
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  Who gives a shit if it's their Super Bowl?
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  They need something. They need a win.
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  Yes.
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  The commanders arguably had the biggest win of any franchise in getting a new owner in the offseason.
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  So we knew they were...
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  The curse has been lifted from Dan Snyder.
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  That was the exorcism of Dan Snyder.
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  Oh, that's a good one.
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  That was the exorcism of Dan Snyder.
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  The demons are gone.
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  It's all coming together.
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  Yeah.
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  Even though their owner or new owner just botched that handshake, but...
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  That was brutal.
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  Dude, that was so funny.
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  That was hilarious.
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  Yeah, it was very funny.
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  Oh my god.
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  I don't think I've ever seen a more drunk person on TV.
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  As someone who's been in some awkward handshakes, like...
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  Give him a break.
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  Yeah.
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  Dude was...
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  He's just trying to be nice.
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  I don't even think he knew what planet he was on, if I'm being honest.
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  He looked like he was under the influence of something.
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  He's doing his best.
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  You know that is just really weird.
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  Listen, if you're a billionaire, you did something to where you're not 100% right.
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  You're kind of weird.
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  They're very different.
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  That's the fact.
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  There's always something weird with billionaires.
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  But with the Raven streak, talking about who cares versus who doesn't...
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  Like, hell, I mean...
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  There has to be some moment where they probably went, I don't know...
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  6, 7, 8 and 0 in the preseason, you know, whenever that streak was started.
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  It's like, oh, we have to keep this going.
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  We have to try and win every single game.
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  Yeah, every single preseason.
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  When the commanders were on the edge of field goal range...
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  Excuse me, on Monday...
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  The Ravens were going like cover 0.
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  They were going after from.
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  So you can't say they didn't care because they were trying to knock them out of field goal range.
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  So just shut the hell up.
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  It's fun.
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  Also, just streak aside and all that.
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  That was a fantastic game.
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  Like, preseason or not, that was like entertaining as hell.
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  I missed it.
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  It was a lot of fun. It was very back and forth.
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  Like, Jake Fromm is making plays.
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  I mean, legitimately one of the worst NFL quarterbacks I've ever seen.
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  And he's like, thriving, like, just guys coming down on, making plays in the pocket.
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  It was incredible.
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  Did he go to Georgia?
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  Yeah, he did.
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  He was obviously very good at Georgia.
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  But like, I remember last year, two years ago with the Giants,
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  he was just, it was the last year of the judge era.
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  He was terrible.
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  Like, he couldn't complete a screen pass.
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  Legitimately, the worst NFL quarterback I've ever seen.
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  He just couldn't complete check downs.
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  So, and he's out here now in the preseason just thriving under pressure.
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  It was entertaining as hell.
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  In sort of related news to the commanders, Sam Howell was named the starting QB of the Washington Commanders.
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  Fun fact, went to the same high school that my dad went to.
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  Really?
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  He went to Sun Valley at high school in Matthews, North Carolina.
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  And like, they're like all posting on Facebook, like, go.
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  They're like the Sun Valley warriors or whatever.
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  They're like, you know, rooting them on and stuff.
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  It's like, really cool, you know?
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  It's like, you know, someone who Google went to your high school was like, kind of famous.
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  Who is crazy?
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  I think there was a guy who, I don't know his name.
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  He graduated like a year before me.
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  And he went on to play for the Denver Broncos.
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  And he played, he never started.
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  Don't get it twisted. He didn't start or anything.
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  But he won the Super Bowl with Peyton Manning.
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  Without doing a serious Thomas.
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  Yeah. Damarius Thomas went to Laverne High School.
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  That's awesome though.
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  Yeah, but the, I don't know if you guys know the Colquitt brothers and the punters in the NFL.
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  Well, they were, I think they're both retired now.
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  They went to my high school.
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  Oh, it's a bearded?
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  Yeah. One of them.
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  I can't remember which. One of them got a ring with the chiefs.
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  Nice. Wow.
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  Yeah.
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  Wait, you had brothers that were both punters?
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  Yes.
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  Were they twins?
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  No, no, they were, no.
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  I don't think they were twins.
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  But yeah, they were brothers and they were both punters.
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  They were before me, so I can tell you for sure.
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  But they went to Bearden and they played.
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  I think it was Dustin got a ring with the chiefs.
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  I don't know why, but I was, I was, I was, I was picturing twins.
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  I don't know why, but I was picturing.
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  I was like, I was like, why does this football team?
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  Why does this football team have two punters who are basically the same person?
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  I was like, how would that work? Two punters.
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  Now I can't, I need to look it up.
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  I mean, we, we, we have to now.
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  I know they weren't.
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  This is important.
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  Yeah. Yeah. Dustin Colquitt won.
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  He was a Super Bowl.
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  MVP?
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  No, no, he was whatever number when the chiefs beat the 49ers.
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  I'm bad with Roman Newborns.
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  He was on that team.
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  Two time all pro, first team all SEC.
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  So last time we met, we were talking about college football futures.
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  And I had prepared one for the next podcast that we were, that we were doing
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  before we had all those technical difficulties.
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  I'll just go ahead and say it.
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  It's not a pretty pick.
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  It's more of a vibes play.
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  I'm going Colorado over three and a half wins.
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  Listen, I know it's not pretty and it may or may not happen, but this is a vibes play.
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  Okay. Coach prime is there.
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  He has six transfers and pack 12 doesn't really have a lot to play for these days
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  because it's just going to go to shit anyway.
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  But yeah, that's really all the takes that I have on that.
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  And that's about it.
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  Feel free to dismantle it.
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  I can see that Chris, you were very much.
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  And this layer, but I have Colorado under three and a half on my card.
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  Have you seen their schedule?
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  Yeah, it's it's rough dude.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah, I think it's like other than Colorado State, there you're not really, I think they'll be like errors.
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  I think they'll win three games.
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  Get to three and a half because I was with you. I was like, all right, D on coach prime.
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  Let's go over three and a half.
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  Now it's looking at their schedule.
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  I was like, I don't know about this.
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  I mean, did you know I would say, go ahead, sorry.
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  No, no, I was gonna say I would I would say I'm rooting for you, but I bet against that.
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  So I'm not rooting for me.
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  That's fine.
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  No, it's fine.
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  I won't be mad.
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  I won't be mad if it loses.
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  How about that?
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  Yeah, I mean, this is this is not a smart play.
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  I mean, if we're going by statistics and things, it's not like it could happen because like the vibes are high with them.
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  And like you said, the pack 12 is all but dead.
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  So but we'll see.
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  Yes, this is very much like a we'll see.
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  It's like maybe they'll get three.
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  Maybe they could squeak out a fourth and like, you know, at a game that, you know, they don't really have any business winning, but maybe they find a way.
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  Win three games like that's still something because I mean, this team won one game last year.
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  Or in a way, the worst team in the country. So but yeah, sorry to poop on your on your back.
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  It's okay.
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  Did you also know that that is the most bet on college future?
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  No, that is that is the primary reason I'm at the under that is that is the public's pick.
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  So you're going with yes. That's why I don't like it.
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  Terrible.
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  They're also like, there are a bunch of not a bunch, but there are some people betting them to win the national championship.
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  No.
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  I mean, obviously not. But the fact that the public loves them that much.
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  Yeah.
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  No, that's that's.
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  Man, maybe when you when you said Colorado, I was like, of course, of course.
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  Most of us were like, oh, I mean, I had the same thought.
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  And then, you know, I was like, Chris and I looked at the schedule and I was like, maybe not.
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  And I just kind of went on about my day and then I saw that earlier this week.
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  And I was like, well, I'm really glad I didn't take that.
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  I don't think I placed it quite yet.
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  But.
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  But let's hope not the other ones that we talked about.
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  Let's I hope.
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  Yeah, I would look for that cash out option if you if you could, if you already did.
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  That's all I'm going to say.
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  Probably what I'm going to do after this.
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  Well, I know that Chris has a list of college football futures.
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  But before we get to him.
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  Do you have do you have anything to add before Chris takes up the majority of the time on the podcast?
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  Let me pull up my list. Let me let me see.
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  I know you have NFL props.
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  I do.
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  I have an NFL prop if we want to talk about those after college football.
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  We can do that.
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  The only new one I have is for college football is LSU over nine and a half wins.
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  I think that LSU could easily play in the SEC championship.
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  For sure.
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  So yeah.
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  Yeah, nine and a half.
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  I just liked it.
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  It's minus 125 on draft Kings.
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  I think that's where I saw it.
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  Yeah, I was kind of looking at their schedule and I was like,
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  they they could win 10 of these 12 games.
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  If they won a while, if they really wanted to.
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  Yeah.
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  The LSU team last year was like pretty up and down, but also like really capitalized on some some weak moments and some other teams.
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  Like when they beat Alabama, that was that was crazy.
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  Yeah, definitely.
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  Coming at all. Yeah, I mean Arkansas Ole Miss, Mizzou, Auburn Army, Alabama, Florida, Georgia State and Texas A&M.
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  I definitely think there's 10 wins here with their possible two losses being, I'm going to say Alabama and maybe Texas A&M.
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  Florida State. More than A&M.
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  Who?
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  I'd say Florida State. More than A&M. That's a road game. Essentially, it's in Orlando.
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  Florida State's going to be good. I don't know though. Like I can see it.
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  I don't believe in A&M that much. I think they'll be better. I'm like, they'll be great.
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  But yeah, those if they win one of those that LSU, Alabama, they got it. Unless they choke tremendously, then they got it.
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  Yeah, I mean they they could choke against Ole Miss or Texas A&M and who knows.
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  But yeah, I see 10 wins there.
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  I like it.
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  Chris, if you would like to take up the majority of this podcast, talking about your college football bats, I know you have a number of them.
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  I want to hear them all. I want the people to hear them all.
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  Okay. Well, it won't take too much time. I'll just rattle them off. But I got a list.
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  By far the most bats or futures I've ever placed. 22. So we'll just rattle them off real quick.
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  Okay, these are all win totals and less said otherwise.
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  Georgia Tech under 4.5. Michigan over 10.5. Iowa under 8.5. TCU under 7.5. West Virginia under 4.5. Utah over 8.5.
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  Utah to make the Pac-12 title game at plus 260. Give me that shit.
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  Colorado under 3.5. South Carolina under 6. Eastern Michigan over 7. Akron under 4. Toledo over 9. Toledo to win the Mac at plus 180.
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  MTSU true blue baby over 6.5. Liberty over 8.5. Jacksonville State under 4.5. Charlotte under 3.5.
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  Temple over 5.5. Utah State under 5. Air Force over 8.5. Air Force to win the Commander in Chief at minus 120.
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  And my last one. Last but not least. Fuck you butch Jones. Arkansas State under 4.5. 22 bets. 22 winners. Let's go.
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  Alright. Wow. Let me just add. Let me just add. Betting 22 futures. Well I bet all these on DraftKings. I think I bet about 14 of them.
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  That's how you get an email the next day about responsible gambling. Let's say. I got an email. I placed all these yesterday.
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  I placed about 15 or so on in on DraftKings because I had a deposit boost. And then I placed the rest like the remaining six or so on MGM.
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  And yeah I got an email the day I'll send you a screenshot if you want to put it in. It's like hey don't forget to practice responsible gambling.
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  So let me. No no no. Which one. Which one. I think this is on them. I do too. This is on them. They gave you a deposit boost.
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  Yes they did. Yeah like what's the problem. And then also. I don't know if it's going to make me sound like a real the gender or not.
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  This is not the most bets I've placed on DraftKings in it. During like when the college basketball season overlap I'm easily going at least 20.
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  Easily. So for 14 I was like easy. But I was like yeah I was sitting on my couch this morning. I was like oh you got an email from DraftKings.
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  Don't forget to practice responsible gambling. But yeah if you want to know how to get on like a list or something.
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  That's how you do it. Yeah. That's beautiful. That's beautiful.
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  I'll send them an email when all these fucking win. Like hey how responsible was this. I'm up fucking 70 million units.
• 28:15
  That's all time. That's. But yeah. I think I'm going to tell anyone who will listen to that story.
• 28:28
  That's insane. I've never heard of anyone that happening to anyone. That's that's hilarious. Me neither. I didn't. It was a it was a little bit of a hit.
• 28:36
  But you know what whatever. It's very sensible if you lose. Yeah. Yeah that's how it works. Shut up.
• 28:48
  So give me your top three of those that you're in love with that you want to make long term plans with that you want to move in with that you want to have children with.
• 29:11
  Take to pleasure. Yes.
• 29:15
  I'm going to give you the top the top three that I want to spend the rest of my life with Michigan in this order Michigan over 10 and a half Air Force over eight and a half TCU under seven and a half.
• 29:33
  TCU who made the playoffs under the fall off the TCU fall off is going to hit him. It's going to hit him hard. Me and Sean. I think we talked about it.
• 29:45
  They're scheduled the first seven weeks of the season. It's pretty cake. But the last four to five. I can't remember what exactly is it.
• 29:56
  It seems like they could go they could go six and oh and then for the rest of the year they could go six and six. That's how like that schedule is set up.
• 30:09
  Yeah.
• 30:11
  It's it's it's bad like their their non conference is kind of a joke. Even though the some you think SMU is going to give them a fit but their their conference schedules brutal they have to play Texas and Oklahoma and Kansas State.
• 30:26
  I just I don't I don't see it.
• 30:30
  It's it's a tough one. It's a tough one to push that over button on for sure.
• 30:36
  They lost a lot of games last year that or they won a lot of games that they should have lost last year. So I think it's going to come back around.
• 30:44
  That's that's very true. That's very true. That was that was really like the talk of like why they like made the postseason and they made the playoffs. It was like they were just winning these games by like three or four points.
• 30:57
  And it's just like I mean they're winning the games but I mean even against Baylor who was not who is a very middle of the road big 12 team.
• 31:05
  They had to take like a 50 yard field goal as time expired. So there they were by no means world leaders last year and they're going to get the reality check is coming from this year.
• 31:22
  Hell yeah.
• 31:23
  Agreed.
• 31:25
  Let's go.
• 31:26
  And why do you love the Air Force pick so much was it because they completely were just like yeah we dropped nukes on Japan.
• 31:38
  Yeah we did that.
• 31:41
  I loved it before that but that was that was perfect.
• 31:46
  That I saw a lot of people getting upset about that that tweet is but let me let me find that tweet.
• 31:55
  That was an all timer.
• 31:58
  Yeah it's just I'll send it to you will but it's just in the bomb it or in the in the back it just says Tokyo bomb like it's a newspaper article.
• 32:11
  And then it's like the Japanese were apparently entirely unprepared for our arrival.
• 32:17
  General James do little.
• 32:24
  And they were like yeah and they're and they titled the tweet and ambush to announce their new uniforms.
• 32:34
  I thought that was one of the like I mean they're obviously just riding the Oppenheimer hype because it's like yeah nukes you know but like this is.
• 32:47
  That was so funny what cost.
• 32:52
  This is so funny.
• 32:54
  I loved it before but I saw that and I was like I can't get to the window quicker like this is this is it.
• 33:03
  This is a sign.
• 33:11
  That's funny and shut that all right well now that Chris is is done with his his his wind totals and futures how about we take it to the NFL.
• 33:22
  So NFL starts next week.
• 33:27
  It's it's here.
• 33:29
  It's around the corner one week from today Thursday.
• 33:36
  That was two weeks.
• 33:41
  Two weeks.
• 33:45
  I got I got my weeks.
• 33:47
  But anyway let's let's go into NFL futures.
• 33:51
  I might have some for for next next pod but what what do you guys have.
• 33:57
  I know that I know that Sean really got into the NFL prop prop futures.
• 34:05
  What do you got Sean.
• 34:07
  I mean pull it up because I forgot where I put it.
• 34:12
  Gotcha.
• 34:13
  All right.
• 34:14
  First off.
• 34:16
  I played a little Adam rank this week.
• 34:21
  I just predicts.
• 34:24
  Well yeah I know but.
• 34:28
  He's just the the guy that I associate this with and I just just took.
• 34:34
  So.
• 34:39
  It's it's weird when you go through so the website I was using you go through each week in each matchup and you say who's going to win or who's going to lose.
• 34:52
  I had the.
• 34:55
  San Francisco 49ers going like 15 and one.
• 35:01
  Which is nuts because I didn't realize how.
• 35:06
  Easy their schedule is but.
• 35:09
  This brought me to a very interesting one.
• 35:12
  And it is the Panthers over seven and a half wins.
• 35:19
  Go.
• 35:20
  To me.
• 35:22
  Well.
• 35:24
  As Chris had predicted a couple weeks ago when we read out the division Parley he has the Carolina Panthers winning this division anyways and I very much think it is a definite possibility that the Carolina Panthers could win this division.
• 35:39
  And they could also win eight games which isn't really that hard with their schedule.
• 35:47
  The Panthers obviously play in the NFC South that division stinks.
• 35:53
  They could easily they could easily accumulate six of their wins just from their division.
• 36:01
  And then it can happen.
• 36:03
  The NFC South is playing the AFC South this year.
• 36:08
  So they get the Jags the Titans the Texans and the Colts.
• 36:12
  I can pretty much rule out two of those.
• 36:16
  Colts and the Texans as being a very winnable game for the Carolina Panthers.
• 36:23
  And already that's eight.
• 36:25
  We're there.
• 36:26
  That's it.
• 36:28
  And you know they play a couple teams like I think they play the bills I think they play the jets.
• 36:36
  But they do play the Bears and the Packers.
• 36:41
  I think I should have looked up their schedule.
• 36:48
  Yeah I think I mean if they play the Bears then they definitely definitely have a shot of winning.
• 36:55
  I fell too.
• 36:56
  Like it's so hard to go through a schedule and be like oh dub dub dub like unless like you said to put on that bill.
• 37:03
  That's probably a loss.
• 37:04
  But I mean any given Sunday.
• 37:06
  Al Pacino shout out but anything can happen in the NFL.
• 37:12
  Oh yeah.
• 37:13
  So big fan of big fan of games in the Carolina Panthers schedule games that I am concerned about are the Jags.
• 37:31
  The Cowboys the Dolphins the Lions the Vikings.
• 37:39
  And that's kind of kind of it.
• 37:46
  I think any game within their division is winnable.
• 37:49
  I'm on the fence about the Titans.
• 37:54
  But yes I this team could go 11 and 5 if they really wanted to.
• 38:05
  That'd be a big jump.
• 38:07
  So I think yeah yeah it'd be pretty huge.
• 38:11
  Love that.
• 38:12
  I would love that.
• 38:14
  But yeah that's my first one.
• 38:20
  I think I already talked about this but I have Josh Allen to win the MVP plus 850.
• 38:28
  You know Dayton and actress all that all that junk.
• 38:32
  Speaking of Josh Allen I have him to rush over six and a half touchdowns minus 125.
• 38:41
  Yeah that's it.
• 38:43
  Yeah that's it.
• 38:45
  What is that at?
• 38:47
  Six and a half rushing touchdowns at minus 125.
• 38:51
  Oh minus 120.
• 38:53
  That seems like free money.
• 38:56
  Unless he gets hurt.
• 38:58
  Yeah it seems like free money.
• 39:02
  That's interesting.
• 39:04
  Yeah I saw that and I was like well I'm taking that.
• 39:09
  Are you kidding me?
• 39:11
  What book was that on?
• 39:13
  I believe that was DraftKings.
• 39:16
  I'll probably be taking that.
• 39:18
  Yeah I don't know.
• 39:20
  They might not let you Chris.
• 39:24
  Yeah like hey that's another future.
• 39:26
  We're gonna go ahead and send the police to your house.
• 39:29
  Call the IRS.
• 39:34
  Too much money off of us.
• 39:37
  Yeah that's the thing.
• 39:39
  Why are they sending me this unless they know these are winners.
• 39:43
  Yeah anyway.
• 39:46
  They're scared.
• 39:50
  Other two players, last two that I'm gonna talk about.
• 39:55
  I have Justin Jefferson and Tyreek Hill to have over 1500 receiving yards.
• 40:03
  At plus 130 for Jefferson and plus 200 for Tyreek Hill.
• 40:10
  Justin Jefferson has hit over 1500 receiving yards every year but his rookie year.
• 40:25
  He's gonna do it again.
• 40:29
  He's been the best receiver in the league.
• 40:32
  He is the best receiver in the league.
• 40:35
  It's not close.
• 40:39
  If you're the top fantasy draft pick, you're the best receiver in the league.
• 40:45
  As a wide receiver.
• 40:47
  Yeah as a wide receiver.
• 40:49
  You're the best receiver in the league.
• 40:51
  Tyreek Hill on the other hand has never gotten above 1500 receiving yards until last year when he played with Tua.
• 41:03
  And then Tua got hurt.
• 41:05
  Really?
• 41:06
  Yeah.
• 41:07
  Do you know how many receiving yards he had last year?
• 41:12
  Would you like to take a guess?
• 41:14
  Is it 1501?
• 41:16
  Nope.
• 41:18
  I was gonna say 1508.
• 41:22
  Is it 16?
• 41:24
  Nope.
• 41:25
  No.
• 41:26
  Is it 1710?
• 41:32
  Holy shit.
• 41:33
  Yes. Tua was hurt for a lot of that season.
• 41:39
  I did not know he had that many.
• 41:41
  Holy shit.
• 41:42
  Yeah.
• 41:43
  So I feel pretty confident in both of those.
• 41:47
  Again, these are the two best receivers in the league.
• 41:51
  And you're saying they're not gonna get 1500 receiving yards.
• 41:57
  They're gonna get it.
• 41:59
  I feel very confident in these picks.
• 42:02
  Probably the most confident I've ever felt about anything.
• 42:07
  Wow.
• 42:11
  The numbers are there.
• 42:13
  They are there.
• 42:18
  But yeah, that's all I got.
• 42:22
  And then I fell.
• 42:23
  Oh yeah.
• 42:25
  Chris.
• 42:27
  I got a couple.
• 42:28
  I got a win total and a player prop.
• 42:31
  I actually have two player props.
• 42:33
  I'll do my first one.
• 42:36
  This is not a whole lot of research.
• 42:38
  I'm going Calvin Ridley over 990 and a half receiving yards.
• 42:43
  Fella degenerate.
• 42:47
  But I mean, yes.
• 42:50
  But in like an actual sense, he's gonna be pissed off.
• 42:55
  He's still really good.
• 42:58
  I would assume at least.
• 43:00
  He's gonna be a wide receiver one by a long shot.
• 43:03
  So I think he gets over a thousand.
• 43:07
  So if you're gonna take, give me 990 or 991, I guess I'll take it all day.
• 43:13
  Hell yeah.
• 43:15
  My wind took my wind.
• 43:17
  Actually, my other player prop real quick.
• 43:19
  Jordan love to leave the league and interceptions at plus 1300.
• 43:24
  All right.
• 43:25
  I just, he's not really, he's not played a lot of football, like real meaningful football.
• 43:32
  I, the, the Packers are gonna ride him like, unless he is just that terrible, they're gonna start him every game.
• 43:41
  Unless he's hurt, obviously.
• 43:43
  But I think, I mean, for what I just said, and plus 1300, let's go cash it.
• 43:51
  And then my wind total, I'm gonna find the number real quick, bears under seven and a half wins plus 110.
• 43:59
  Yeah.
• 44:00
  Yeah.
• 44:01
  They won two games last year.
• 44:04
  Correct.
• 44:05
  Yeah.
• 44:06
  Yeah.
• 44:07
  Yeah.
• 44:08
  And they're gonna win eight this year.
• 44:12
  Where, like, what am I missing?
• 44:14
  Something's wrong.
• 44:15
  Like, someone's made a mistake.
• 44:18
  Yes, I think it is a mistake.
• 44:22
  Like, what am I, what am I missing?
• 44:24
  Like, why is it set at eight?
• 44:29
  That makes it so it makes no sense.
• 44:32
  At least last time I checked it was plus money.
• 44:34
  Like, what, what, what do we do?
• 44:37
  This team was the worst team in professional football last year.
• 44:44
  I know, like, yeah, Justin Field, he's looked better.
• 44:48
  They've added a couple of weapons.
• 44:50
  People forget that defense was atrocious.
• 44:55
  Like, Justin Field, he could be an amazing quarterback this year.
• 45:00
  He won't be.
• 45:01
  He'll be pretty good.
• 45:03
  He'll probably be pretty good.
• 45:05
  If he's even pretty good.
• 45:07
  Five wins.
• 45:10
  Even that, that's a significant, that's three wins.
• 45:13
  That's a significant improvement.
• 45:15
  I don't know why it's at seven and a half, let alone at plus money.
• 45:18
  I feel like I'm getting tricked.
• 45:20
  I feel like someone's pulling a fast one.
• 45:22
  Yeah.
• 45:23
  But I'm going to take it just because I don't get it.
• 45:28
  Like, what, why?
• 45:29
  So, Bear's under seven and a half.
• 45:33
  Yeah, I think, well, the Bears play the AFC West this year.
• 45:40
  It's already chiefs, Broncos, Raiders, and, yeah, and Chargers.
• 45:45
  They could easily lose to every, like, all four of those games.
• 45:50
  Yeah.
• 45:51
  Like, the Raiders are going to suck, and I can see the Raiders being in them by two touchdowns.
• 45:56
  For sure.
• 45:58
  But, I don't know, man.
• 46:02
  Yeah, I don't get it.
• 46:04
  It makes no sense.
• 46:06
  But I'm taking it.
• 46:09
  It's real.
• 46:11
  I saw, I, uh,
• 46:13
  See, that's another thing.
• 46:15
  Well, I saw a video the other day where it was this, it was this Bears fan, and he was
• 46:23
  just like, the NFL is scared now that Chicago has a legit team.
• 46:28
  And I was like, what are you talking about?
• 46:32
  Who?
• 46:33
  Who has a legit team?
• 46:35
  You?
• 46:37
  Who has a legit team?
• 46:39
  I don't know.
• 46:41
  Like,
• 46:43
  threw me for a loop.
• 46:44
  I was like, hold on.
• 46:46
  And then I head to the comments, and, you know, the comments say everything that I was thinking.
• 46:51
  This man is just delusional.
• 46:54
  Just, uh,
• 46:57
  just, just blind fandom.
• 47:00
  And I think, I think we've all been
• 47:04
  guilty of that.
• 47:06
  Um, yeah, I mean, years.
• 47:08
  Sure.
• 47:10
  But, um, God, you gotta,
• 47:14
  I mean, there are, there are Titans fans that I follow on Twitter that are like,
• 47:22
  this is our year.
• 47:24
  And they're like serious.
• 47:26
  And I'm like, no,
• 47:29
  you have to be realistic at the same time.
• 47:32
  Like,
• 47:34
  it's not fun to be in a loser franchise.
• 47:40
  You know, like,
• 47:42
  Yeah.
• 47:43
  But,
• 47:45
  those real high moments, those like,
• 47:50
  like when the Titans beat the Bills on,
• 47:55
  uh, what was it, Thursday night football,
• 47:59
  or Josh Allen slipped.
• 48:02
  Like, Tuesday.
• 48:04
  No, it wasn't that.
• 48:06
  It wasn't that.
• 48:07
  That was, that was a Sunday.
• 48:09
  I was sitting at football.
• 48:10
  Okay.
• 48:11
  Um, whatever.
• 48:13
  But those moments feel like Super Bowls.
• 48:19
  You know what I mean?
• 48:20
  For sure.
• 48:21
  I know exactly what you mean.
• 48:22
  Yeah.
• 48:23
  So, let us, let us have our,
• 48:26
  let us have our Super Bowl.
• 48:29
  But at the same time,
• 48:31
  be realistic.
• 48:33
  And then you can have those moments
• 48:36
  where it feels like a Super Bowl.
• 48:38
  Because you're like,
• 48:39
  we weren't supposed to win this game.
• 48:43
  Be realistic.
• 48:45
  Don't say this is our year if you're a Chicago Bears fan.
• 48:49
  Don't, don't say that.
• 48:51
  That doesn't make any sense.
• 48:53
  All right.
• 48:54
  Well, that's going to do it for us this week.
• 48:57
  Um,
• 48:58
  might be a little bit of a shorter of an episode
• 49:00
  just because we had a few technical difficulties.
• 49:03
  We're still trying to figure some things out.
• 49:05
  Um,
• 49:06
  hopefully we can get back together next week
• 49:10
  and, you know,
• 49:12
  fix all these technical difficulties that we're going through.
• 49:15
  And, and we'll get through it.
• 49:17
  Giving you guys the quality content that y'all deserve.
• 49:20
  Because y'all are the real ones.
• 49:24
  Um,
• 49:26
  but yeah,
• 49:27
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• 49:30
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• 49:31
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• 49:33
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• 49:34
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• 49:37
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• 49:38
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• 49:39
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• 49:41
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• 49:44
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• 49:45
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• 49:46
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• 49:48
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• 49:50
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• 49:51
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• 49:52
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• 49:53
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• 49:54
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• 49:55
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• 49:56
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• 49:57
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• 49:58
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• 50:00
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