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Real Friends Classic - 504: My Jiggly Ball · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: There.
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  Speaker 2: He is a down down, down, down, down, down down down.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for being a friend, travel around the world
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  Speaker 2: and back again. Your heart is true. You're a pal
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: and a confidant. And if we threw a party and
• 0:28
  Speaker 2: in inbodied everyone we knew you would see, the biggest
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: gift would be from me, and the card attached would
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: say thank you for being a friend. That's what I'm
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: talking about.
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: Are you back? Are you back on the weed?
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  Speaker 2: Am I back on the weed?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I mean not like all the time.
• 0:57
  Speaker 3: So yes, yes, ah, oh boy, you're growing your face
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  Speaker 3: your hair out.
• 1:07
  Speaker 1: No, I just haven't shaved. We did a whole other
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  Speaker 1: podcast while we waited for you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, bro, my friends, my friends, I'm so sorry.
• 1:19
  Speaker 2: I apologize to you. But the cord attached say thank
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  Speaker 2: you for me. Okay, okay, he's here.
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: He found us. Well, we waited for Donald for a
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: half hour. He had to upload his new But something
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  Speaker 1: on your computer.
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: No, for some reason, my computer just it does this.
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: It just it upgraded itself.
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: Daniel can tell you how to turn that off, Daniel,
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: can't you?
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  Speaker 4: I mean sure, I would just recommend turning it on
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  Speaker 4: more often.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about that's it's way too much
• 2:02
  Speaker 2: bong water.
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: Are you high now?
• 2:06
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not high. I'm coming down.
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: I know you very well. I know so yes, A
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  Speaker 1: and B. I know you very well. And I know
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  Speaker 1: the radius of your eyeballs when.
• 2:15
  Speaker 5: You're high, radius of your eyeballs.
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  Speaker 1: You know how much I'm talking about how much of
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  Speaker 1: the eyeball I can see under the island. I know
• 2:27
  Speaker 1: him so well I can be like, okay, eyelids are
• 2:29
  Speaker 1: that low. It was probably a joint. Forty five minutes ago.
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: We walked into a meeting for the podcast. Once I
• 2:40
  Speaker 2: was blitzed out of my mind, not realizing how the
• 2:44
  Speaker 2: what the meeting was for, like not what the meeting
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  Speaker 2: was for, but how important the meeting was. I should
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  Speaker 2: say blitzed out of my mind. Guy goes to the bathroom.
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  Speaker 2: Zach turns to me and goes, dude, you ston't And
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, I'm so so the this was.
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  Speaker 1: The very first meeting. You were also late, I think.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I was, I was, I was very I was.
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  Speaker 2: I was pointing.
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  Speaker 1: I was talking about the very first meeting with the
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  Speaker 1: company we didn't go with.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was on time, you were late and you
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  Speaker 2: know I was on time. Fuck you, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I remember the awkward small talk I had with dude
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  Speaker 1: waiting for you.
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  Speaker 2: You were early, dude, that's what happened. You were like
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  Speaker 2: five ten minutes early.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know what they say, Donald, It's better to
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  Speaker 1: be a half hour early than one minute late.
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  Speaker 2: That's true. Indeed, it's true.
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  Speaker 1: Indeed, I believe that when you're late to meet me,
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  Speaker 1: you're saying I don't respect you. Oh no, I mean
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: now because you had computer problems. But I mean in life.
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  Speaker 1: I think if you're a young person preparing to go
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  Speaker 1: out there into the professional world, it's better to be
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  Speaker 1: a half hour early than one minute late. Right, you're well,
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: you're wise.
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  Speaker 6: Listen.
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  Speaker 5: I as a black person, I feel I can never
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  Speaker 5: be late. That's what my parents told me. They said,
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  Speaker 5: don't give them an excuse not to hire. These are
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  Speaker 5: the rules.
• 4:00
  Speaker 2: Tell that to my brother. I'll be like, we're gonna
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  Speaker 2: we gotta be there at eleven o'clock. I'm like, all right,
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  Speaker 2: I'll see you at eleven one thirty. Rolls around like
• 4:10
  Speaker 2: I'm at the gate. Can y'all let me in?
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  Speaker 1: Perfect, It's good to see you, It's good to see
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  Speaker 1: you all. We have new merch out, very exciting Joel.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, it's been a while for a while. By the
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  Speaker 5: time this comes to air, well, this.
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: Is the first time we're recording audio where the new
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  Speaker 1: merchan has been out. And there's for those of you
• 4:34
  Speaker 1: have been clamoring, there's finally a Joel Monique our Queen
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  Speaker 1: T shirt.
• 4:38
  Speaker 6: It's perfect, It's so beautiful.
• 4:40
  Speaker 1: It comes in many colors. I'm gonna get yellow.
• 4:44
  Speaker 6: Yellow looks nice.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, does it.
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  Speaker 1: Say on the back if you know you know or something?
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  Speaker 1: I mean it should You're only only true fans of
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  Speaker 1: the podcast are gonna know who that queen is.
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  Speaker 5: And the to add this is a great way you
• 5:01
  Speaker 5: just spread the word of the podcast. If that's your ministry,
• 5:04
  Speaker 5: you know, wear the shirt, tell people about the pod.
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: Yes. Please.
• 5:08
  Speaker 5: Hopefully when we when it's safe to go back to
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  Speaker 5: conventions we can, we'll see your shirt and then we'll
• 5:13
  Speaker 5: recognize you as a fan and we'll it'll warm our hearts.
• 5:16
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be I think you should start. Yes, I
• 5:19
  Speaker 2: was about to say I heard it's really you know,
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  Speaker 2: we're getting to that time where people are like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: we've got a theater opening, do you guys want to
• 5:30
  Speaker 2: rent out this theater space it's happening.
• 5:32
  Speaker 1: Well, I look at all the musicians, everyone's going back
• 5:35
  Speaker 1: on tour. So I think we should start to think
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: about a tour. I mean, I agree, after I'm done
• 5:40
  Speaker 1: editing my movie in the first quarter of the year,
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  Speaker 1: but like maybe the second quarter of the year, we
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  Speaker 1: should go on a big ass tour Spring twenty twenty two. Yeah,
• 5:50
  Speaker 1: I'm seeing all these tour announcements come out because everyone's
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  Speaker 1: like so excited for touring.
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  Speaker 2: I would love that. I think that would be I
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  Speaker 2: think that would be a lot of fun. Actually, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I want to. I want to, I want I just
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  Speaker 1: want to make sure that we have a giant party bus.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, giant party bus.
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  Speaker 2: No, man, I want to sleep and stuff too. Man,
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  Speaker 2: I'm old man, now, I don't you know. It would
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  Speaker 2: be fun for like the first two days and ship,
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  Speaker 2: but then after that I'm gonna want my naps and.
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  Speaker 6: You can break the bus at a hotel.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone, are you gonna get You're saying you're gonna get woozy.
• 6:23
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not gonna get woozy. But come on, man,
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  Speaker 2: I don't think anybody in on this freaking podcast right now,
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  Speaker 2: can sit here and say to me, you know what,
• 6:32
  Speaker 2: I miss the days when I would get blackout drunk,
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  Speaker 2: wake up and do it again the next day, and
• 6:38
  Speaker 2: then wake up and do it again the next day.
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  Speaker 2: I miss those days.
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  Speaker 1: I want to go back to listen. We're not those
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  Speaker 1: people anymore.
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  Speaker 4: No, it may not be that person anymore.
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  Speaker 7: But I'll tell you what, if I could go back
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  Speaker 7: and do that again for a month, I would do
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  Speaker 7: it in a heartbeat.
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  Speaker 2: You know I wouldn't. You would go and do what
• 7:00
  Speaker 2: you used to do back in the days. Right now,
• 7:02
  Speaker 2: they'd be you know that the African dudes that are
• 7:04
  Speaker 2: carrying a casket dancing. That would be your funeral. Let's
• 7:08
  Speaker 2: put it out there.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, now how you know how you see the
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  Speaker 1: giant tour bus pulling a trailer on the back. Now
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  Speaker 1: that back thing will be Daniel's bedroom, something all over
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  Speaker 1: the road. Come on, man, No, our tour bus doesn't
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  Speaker 1: have to be like we're partying, like we're like twenty
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  Speaker 1: years old. Donald. It can be a mature adult tour bus.
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  Speaker 2: A mature adult tour bus that has freaking groupies and roadies.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to have groupies.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to be like I don't have groupies and
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  Speaker 2: roadies with the tour fork.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, well roadies maybe one. I mean I'm the road
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  Speaker 7: That's what that's literally my job. I'm the fucking roady
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  Speaker 7: carrying the gear.
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  Speaker 1: I think, Donald, I can't believe you're pooing this dream
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  Speaker 1: I've had. I had this dream that we would tour
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  Speaker 1: Europe in a giant tour bus and and just just
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  Speaker 1: bond over the sites and try ganza.
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  Speaker 2: Can't it? Can it be? But if it's a tour,
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  Speaker 2: can it be like the tour and almost famous where
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  Speaker 2: they're on the bus?
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  Speaker 8: I almost famous, some tragic tale if you don't want to,
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  Speaker 8: But don't you want don't you guys want a moment
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  Speaker 8: where we're like all mad at each other and then
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  Speaker 8: blue Jean baby?
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, I imagine the tour bus will be very
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  Speaker 1: expensive anyway, so we'll get rid of the tour bus.
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  Speaker 2: Well, there goes the tour.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there goes the tour. I only wanted to is gone.
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  Speaker 6: Now, no like to travel across the Europe, get it together.
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  Speaker 1: The only reason I wanted to do is to live
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  Speaker 1: my dream of being in a rock band. In a
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  Speaker 1: tour bus.
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  Speaker 4: It's fun.
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  Speaker 1: We should still do it, you know, with the bunks
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  Speaker 1: and it's there's like those Star Trek doors that open.
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  Speaker 2: You sleep like a baby.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. What else should we talk about? There's merch that
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  Speaker 1: you get that Merchant Cottonbureau dot Com. If you're someone
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  Speaker 1: who likes merch.
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  Speaker 2: By the time this episode airs, well Black Widow have
• 9:09
  Speaker 2: come out already.
• 9:11
  Speaker 1: I'm sure, yes, Jack, but I'm pretty sure that's yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Black Widow comes out July ninth, So absolutely.
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll be so if you want to lay down
• 9:21
  Speaker 2: the spoilers now, you might as well go ahead. No,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: Trying to ruin it for you. Three. You're gonna love it.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna love it. It's very exciting.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to look.
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  Speaker 1: I'll make sure that you reserve your don't forget that.
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  Speaker 1: We have a date July ninth.
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  Speaker 2: It really looks awesome. The commercials look really cool.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think if you're a Marvel geek, you're going
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: to go full geek explosion.
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: Well I'm ready to Are you ready to expla?
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna scream at the screen?
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not gonna. It's not gonna it's not gonna
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  Speaker 2: be that.
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: No, because you remember when we went to the Star
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: Wars premiere and you embarrassed me in front of Sean Hayes.
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: What did I do.
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  Speaker 1: Right in front of us? And so was one of
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  Speaker 1: the stranger things kids, and you were making all kinds
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: of noises and everyone was turning around, and I was like, bro,
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: you got it, you gotta hold it together.
• 10:11
  Speaker 2: But I was pissed off. I was upset.
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, this is the beginning. When
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: you first heard the music, you were like standing up
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: like you wet rocky horror Picture show.
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: I thought I was sitting there like, mm, girl, you
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: shouldn't have done that.
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: No, you weren't. You didn't decide you didn't really like
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: it until the after party when you when you accidentally
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: talked to the wrong Kathleen Kennedy and spoke to her
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: identical twin.
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: Why did moments like this continuously happen to me? Why
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: did they always happen to me?
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: That's you know. I feel like, if you're Kathleen Kennedy
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: at the Star Wars premiere, everyone's going to be coming
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: up to you. I just don't think the identical twin
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: should be invited. No, I think the identical twin has
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: to stay at home.
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: Stay home.
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: It's not nice at home.
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: It's not it's not nice to us, and it's not
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: nice to your sister either.
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you think Chewbaca is going to show up with
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: his twin? No? All right? Should we talk about Scrubs five?
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: Six stories?
• 11:21
  Speaker 9: I'm not sure we made about a bunch of dogs
• 11:25
  Speaker 9: and nurses?
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: He said, he's the stories neat so yander raun here,
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: YadA ra here. And this was a very funny episode.
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: Yes, I laughed a bunch.
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: I left quite a bit. This has a lot of
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: very funny moments in it, moments that we're I'm gonna
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: tell you something right now. This show has officially gone
• 11:55
  Speaker 2: off the rails.
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, season five is bat Ship.
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: Officially offish gone off the rails. It's glazy. There's some
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: lines in this that you know, where the fuck did
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: that come from?
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: Well? This is the jig ball, yes, which is which
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: is a hospital wide secret that only JD doesn't know
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: that they're planning on just pelting the game is pelting
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  Speaker 1: JD with tennis balls.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody really knows what the game is other than the janitor.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they know how to play.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody knows how to play. Everybody just knows that the
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  Speaker 2: janitor wants them. When they're talking to JD to mention
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: the game jiggly ball with the orderlies. That's all they know.
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, well where did they learn to play?
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: There is no game, and that's not the game. They
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: just pelt you, dude.
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: And I'm not mad at anyone. Can you imagine this
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: happened in their life? And everyone where you work stood
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: in a line and pelted you as hard as they
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: could tend balls, so much so that you have wilts, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Open swords like play paintball.
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but worse because Carl is using alcohol on me,
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: on swabs on me, like, and and JD's not mad
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  Speaker 1: at anyone, like, huh, that was crazy, guys.
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: Not only that he also has a freaking he also
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: has a coffee cup a coffee Uh what is it?
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: What is that? A mob pot? Yeah? A pot around
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: us his hand which he breaks, and now is a
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: bracelet that he can't get off.
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: Yes, and you've got your arms stuck in the canning
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  Speaker 1: vending machine.
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  Speaker 2: That didn't make any sense.
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: A lot of it didn't make sense.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: That didn't make any sense.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: What about the whole balancing wheelchair thing, and that JD
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: is balancing so hard that he but but barely keeping
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: it up. And he does it onto the elevator, down
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: to the first floor, down the fucking down the ramp.
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: It's bad ship. We are very close. I'm sensing my
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: Spidey sense is sensing that we are very close to
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: the episode where ostriches steal your can goo and wear it.
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: It might be coming.
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: That's that's how. That's how, Joelle. Will you find out
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: what episode that is? Yeah, I think it's something. I
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: think bird is in the title.
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: The fact that j D still has secrets, like him
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: being a gymnast in high school and not wanting that
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: to get out.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: Why didn't I want it to be a gymnast to
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: get out? I forgot.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but it explains a lot about it's
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: gonna find out.
• 14:27
  Speaker 6: He already calls you a girl's name any more.
• 14:30
  Speaker 10: Few.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: By the way, this is the episode Sarah was dressed
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: as Turk, and it's been edited out. I don't know
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: if you noticed that.
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: I did notice that.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: I it's funny it happened, and it's so seamlessly edited
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: out that I thought, oh, I thought this was that episode,
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: but no, it's been edited out and restored. My Big
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: Bird five oh eight is yeah, that's coming up, guys.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: That is where Scrubs really goes off the rails. That's
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: the episode with Jason Bateman where Donald and I are
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: forced into a tree by ostriches acting like sentries.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yes.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: By the way, speaking of Bill Lawrence, I played, he
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: taught me how to play pick a ball.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you have to explain this to me because
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: you were like, Yo, you're gonna love pickle ball.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: I gotta know how lover I am.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: You know this is this is a crazy first of ball. Sorry,
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: I want you get into your store. But this's the
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: craziest thing ever. Zach never hits me up about sports ever.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: Right Ever, it might be the occasional, It might be
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: the occasional. You want to play some ping pong. This
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: looks like you gotta run around. There's some effort involved.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: It's funny. It is like it's kind of like you're
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: standing on the ping pong table, okay, and you're really
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: good at ping pong and you love tennis and it's
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: a lot of fun, and everyone's talking about pick a ball.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: It's basically a smaller tennis court game. If you don't
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: know what it is, google it. It's a lot of fun,
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: but it's kind of become this crazy seniors are playing
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: it because if you love tennis when you were younger
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: and your knees can't do that anymore. It's a way
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: like my stepmother's in her late seventies and she was
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: obsessed with it. And and of course people of all
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: ages are playing anyway. You know how when you go
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: see something and you like it, a movie or whatever,
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: a concert, and you want to call your lover and
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: be like, baby, you would love this. Well, that's how
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: I felt. As I was playing pickleball with Bill. I
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: leaned over to him. I leaned over to him and said,
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Donald's gonna love this.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Was this while you were holding his pickle.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: No, you don't. You don't hold any of the game,
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: at least the way he talking. But we were at
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: a very wasty club. Maybe at other locations you hold pickles.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Is pickleball basically picture it like a small tennis the
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: tennis court, but but like a quarter of the size,
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: and and uh it's just fast and and and the
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: rackets are smaller and it's a whiffle ball, so you
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: can like put crazy spin on the ball. Donald, You'll
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: fucking love it because you're a spin master. And uh
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: and it's it's kind of like it's I think of
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: it like you're standing on the ping pong table, except
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: obviously not that small. Okay, just google image just if
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: you're looking or you're listening and you're like, what the
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: fuck is he talking about? Just google image it and
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: you'll see what I'm talking about. It's a lot of fun.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: I played a little bit of tennis. I'm starting to
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: play a lot more tennis.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Now will you play with me? Because I'm only here
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: for a little bit and I would love to have
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: some qu I think you need to get your quality
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: time with me in before I leave the state.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: I agree with you one hundred. Why don't we make
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: that happen? Why don't you.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Well, I need you to manifest it. Bro okay, because
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: daddy's not here that long.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: Come tomorrow.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: You're gonna miss me come tomorrow.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Damn it to tennis. Yeah I will.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: JD. Okay. So I'm fondeling you with the newly edited
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: moment out and I'm feeling you up. Yes, you're nice
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: perky bees.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: They look like c's but they're really bees.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: They're definitely a perky bee. Especially season. This season, you're
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: all trim and you've got petreles majors.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: You're all trim. Now, you guys, this dude sends me
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: freaking photos. Enough's enough.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: But I don't send them anymore because the last time
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: we recorded, you said that it was you were feeling
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: that it was too homo eerotic.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: I have like six or seven of them.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know who to send them to. I send
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: them to my girlfriend and I get appreciation, and who
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: else can I send them to? You? I can't send
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: them to like what I'm gonna do with them? Trying
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: to I'm trying to get an ada boy from you,
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: out of life. I'm just trying to get out of boys.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: From you, ada boy.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, So back to the show Scrubs Deadwood, we bring
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: up did you know cowboys used to cuse?
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: You know what, even if you didn't watch even if
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: you didn't watch the show, the reference is so JD
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: and turk, you know what I mean. Like, even if
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: you didn't watch Deadwood and you didn't know that cowboys
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: cursed and everything like that just the reference. Did you
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: know Cowboys is so non sequitary it means.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know anything about what I imagine. Deadwood was
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: a very popular show at the time. I've never seen Deadwood,
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: but I.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Know the Cowboys curse.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Remember that, there's a lot of cursing. And I love
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Timothy Alphon. As you know. We made a movie together
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: called The Broken Hearts Club. I've never seen dead What
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: should I see Dead with?
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Yes, it's good.
• 19:13
  Speaker 7: Really, Oh yeah, I consider it. I consider it a
• 19:16
  Speaker 7: prestige HBO HBO show. How three or so three?
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: I think it's three, yeah, I'll double check, but not
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: that many.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: And that was unique about it was the language, like
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: they didn't speak like we always think cowboys.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: It was almost it was almost Shakespearean. No, they've said
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: ship like that too, but it was almost Shakespearean the
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: way they talked.
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: All right, yeah, three seasons.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: It's on HBO Max right now if the people want
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: to watch it. It's it was like it was coming
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: out around like the time of Breaking Bad and stuff.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: And it was not like the glossy sort of Western
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: that we were used to at the time. If you
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: think of like a tombstone or something like that, which
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: sort of like the last Westerns of the cinema age
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: until you know, recently, is there.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Se Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a lot of news.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Well, you don't say whorehouse anymore. We will cut it,
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: they say, play. No, we don't. We say place where
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: sex workers weren't volvas. That's to say that's the that's
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: the appropriate way to say. I got to go to
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: my local Vulfa dealership. Yes, it's dann Al, it's a
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Vulva dealership.
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: I'm prepared.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well I'm in. I started watching Bosh because
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: everyone said to watch what is that? Bosh is like
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: an l A Neon noir detective show, and my parents
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: were like, a lot of people are talking about it.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: You know, it's like you follow a murder mystery over
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: the course of each season, and I like, it's okay.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: I was saying, we were talking about how Jad was
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: a gymnast in high school, and then we kind of
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: left it alone. But it explains a lot about you know,
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: your pratfalls and all of that stuff, and how he's
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: able to dangle so well, and you know, you'd.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Think that he would be a bit more coordinating though
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: he's very uh goofy and clumsy.
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: I mean, how many in many schools. I'm sure there
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: are not enough boys to fill men's gymnastics team. So
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: maybe he wasn't very good, but he was still.
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: On the team.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: I remember we had to take gymnastics and as part
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: of my gym his head thing, and we had to
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: learn a floor routine. I remember, think this is.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: So Wait you had to learn a floor routine.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, in public high school in New Jersey you
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: had to take gymnastics, and like they set up the
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: whole gym with all the different things.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Wait a second.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't wear like dazzled clothing or anything.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Telling me there was a moment time where you did
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: a floor routine, Yes, it did. Did you do the horse? No?
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: But I chose No.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: No, you did not.
• 22:11
  Speaker 10: You did not.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: No, you did not know, you did not. Please tell
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: me this is a lie, this is true. No, we
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: must tell story.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Didn't we didn't pick music. We didn't pick music. But
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: I remember you had to, like you had to put
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: together a routine that was enough points, you know, and
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: you had to do like. But I wasn't a gymnast,
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: so it was ridiculous. It was like three summersaults into
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: a cartwheel, jump leap land. It was like so it
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: was like something that a beginner could do, but at
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: least showed that you were trying.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: I'm so happy I did not go to public high
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: school in Jersey.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: If this is what, yeah, you had to do it,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: you had to.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Did anybody ever take it really serious?
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Like first, there were girls particularly who were like you know,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: had done gymnastics as kids, who were who were naturally amazing,
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: and I would try and copy them and then get hurt. Okay,
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: how about that girl, what's her name, Simone Biles. Yeah,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: she's doing stuff that they're like, this is too dangerous
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: to be done. She's doing it.
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, not Sincinnatio. When she was standing on beams and
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: flipping over and stuff. I don't think they've banned a
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: move since then.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: I was so nervous when they when they're on the
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: balance beam doing that stuff, like they're going to break
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: their spine.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Speaking of nervous energy, when people fall, do you and
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: you see it, do you feel it anywhere in your body?
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: I think I hold my neck like I'm like, oh,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: my spine, your spine feels so fragile at the back
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: of your neck.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: I feel it in my balls, even if it's a woman,
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: no matter who it is, no matter who falls, I
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: feel it in my balls.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Like do you laugh when people fall?
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: When it's funny? Because there's time when people fall, aw,
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: it's like, ooh, that looks like it really really hurt.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: But then there's time we're.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Likely to laugh at an ice skater falling than a
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: than a gymnast.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: No, not if an ice skater falls on her face.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: No, but I mean when I think of Olympic gymnastics
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: and they fall, I feel so sad for them, but
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: I'm more apt to giggle when an ice skater falls.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Did you ever see ice castles? Did you have see
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: ice castles?
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: No? What's ice castles?
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: You've never seen ice castles? Have any of you guys
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: ever seen ice castles?
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: No?
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: With the theme song, please don't let this feeling? And
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: yes you Robbie Benson, d D y'all never seen ice castle?
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: No idea Robbie.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: You know who Robbie Benson is?
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Though, right, yeah, I can picture him.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: You don't know who Robbie Benson is?
• 24:53
  Speaker 10: I can.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: I know who Robert Benson is. I'm older than they are.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Robert Benson, Robbie Benson.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: From the nineteen seventy eight film Ice Castle.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Of course he had blue eyes. I remember he had
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: really blue eyes.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Right. He was also the Beast's voice. He was also
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: the Beast's voice.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: He was And.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Because I can't picture his face, Robbie Benson.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was in.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Movies. Whether't hen in bank shot or something like that.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: He is also in most extreme primate. That's sick.
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: He's a running brave and the chosen and.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: What this guy's This guy has a dude, he works.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, gotta you gotta google old images
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: to get his face.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't remember Robert y'all a freaking hate.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: He is shirtless here he is shirtless with the surfboard guys.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Anyway, Ice Castles, it's a movie about this girl from
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: a small, small, small small town. She's an ice skater.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: She has her chance to make it all the way
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: to the Olympics or some ship like that, and one
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: night and she forgets about every body from her town.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: It's a lot like La La Land, except one night
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: she's out freaking ice skating and she falls and hits
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: her head and goes blind, and it's her trying to
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: figure out how to you know, get it all back?
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Please does it? Don't let this feeling and with her
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: doing the big ice skating routine blind.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: You already saw it.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: No, I'm guessing what he obvious answer of the plot
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: would be.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: You just saw the movie.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Did does everyone give her a standing ovation and someone
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: has to like let her know that she's done it
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: and everyone's happy.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: There's a really sad moment that happens when she gets
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: a standing ovation.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: As she does get a standing ovation, doesn't she she does?
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: They even throw roses and what happens?
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: What happens?
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: What do you think happens?
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: She falls again and then she gets her.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: She falls on the roses. That's right, she slips and
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: falls on the roses.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: And gets her site back.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: No, does she die, but Robbie Benson comes out on
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: the on the she.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Dies, and then there's a sequel where she learns how
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: to fucking still skate while dead as a ghost. They
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: animated very there is no back to the show Scrubs everybody.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Colonel Doctor is finally introduced.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: He is introduced. Not only is he introduced, but we
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: explain why we call him Colonel doctor.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's the okay sign? Is that a is that
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: a colonel Colonel Sanders thing? Did he used to do that?
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't remember he does this in.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: The show, which now I think he's like a KKK
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: thing white power? Isn't this white power?
• 27:53
  Speaker 10: Now?
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Joe is well, I don't know why Colonel Doctors throwing
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: up fucking white power signs.
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: Was thick and it's new.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's upside down the white power. No, it's you
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: can't really do okay anymore. It's out.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: You can do okay, you can't do white.
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: It's best not to do it and just not. You know,
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: people are trying to People are like, is that what
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: it means?
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: And it is what it means.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: I think we just got to stay away from the okay.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, not that I was ever anyone throwing the
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: okay sign. I mean have you ever thrown an okay
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: sign in your life?
• 28:31
  Speaker 10: Yes?
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: How you doing? Man?
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: No, I'm okay.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: I've never done that.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: Nobody here sounds good to me.
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: Never done this, yeah, probably back in my softball years, but.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: I have never done this in my life. Well there
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: you go, how are you okay?
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: Sucking corn?
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: And yet I'm still mad about it. I'm still mad
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: that they've co opted it and we can't use it.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so we should talk about something else that
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: they co opted and that can't be used again. Sooba
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Boba Fett's ship is no longer called Slave one anymore. Well,
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: they call it now Boba fet Starship. What's the name
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: of the ship? And name? Why?
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: The star one?
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Because that was what he chose it to be called
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Slave one. It's it's a galaxy that has slaves and
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: everything like that in it, and his ship just so
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: happens to be Slave one. Robot Chicken does a great
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: does a great freaking sketch where Lando and Boba Fett
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: are standing at the doors of Cloud City and Lando
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: goes to Boba fett great ship, Boba. I'm not sure
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: about the name though.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: That's interesting. Yeah, I saw what Donald's talking about. There's
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: toy on the toys. On the box of the toys,
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: they've removed the name slave one.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's interesting.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: All right, We'll be right back to talk about more
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: chi These words.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: And Elliot's high pitch scream that shit was funny, especially
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: when she does it and you don't understand the word.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: She says, Yeah, Carla does that had me rolling?
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Carla translates for her. What about when the janitor says,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: my TV doesn't get the news, just the Bible channel
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: and some kind of Chinese boxing. Yeah, I don't even
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: know what that means. I think Neils came up with
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: that on the spot.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Just like you came up with I can't feel I
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: don't know. I'm not even saying this this right, Yeah,
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: what is the what is the actual line?
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: I say?
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: I think there may be something wrong with her.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Might be something wrong with my spine because I'm not
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: even doing that right. That's definitely one of my jokes
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: because I've done that before with you, Like I'm not
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: even telling my leg to do this right now, and
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: like I'm dancing.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: But where did that come from? That came out of nowhere?
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: It's just does z b random.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: This whole episode has a bunch of random shit in
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: so Kelso hides as a painting. Are you kidding me?
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he has a mural he hides in the mirror.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: By the way, they just threw up the mural randomly,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: and we're all supposed to just assume the mural has
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: always been there. But we've seen that wall a thousand
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: times and there's no mural on it. But in this
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: episode there's a mural.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: There isn't it there for the rest of the run.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: I think they probably left it up for the season
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: at least, But like all of a sudden in this episode,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: because they clearly came up with the joke in the
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: writer's room, they just decided, oh, now there's an elaborately
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: painted mural on the side of the hospital.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: We learned that.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: We learned that Kelso was in NOAM and that in
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: NOM they pulled out his fingernails.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: We also learned that he was caught cheating and forced
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: a diamond stud earring into Yes, but he kept in
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: We see it bleeding. That's how That's how much he
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: didn't wanted to know that he likes to sleep with
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Vulva rentals.
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: It's a callback.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: But this is how Elliott gets her job back at
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: the end of it all.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: You know, yes, because she catches him. Now, why would
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Kelso go to a free clinic? I mean, I feel
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: like he could probably write his own prescription for to
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: get rid of VD.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know, and doctors write their own prescriptions. I
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: don't know they I don't know.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Are they not allowed that?
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Can you look that up? Guys like, did you let
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: doctor and you get VD? Are you not allowed to
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: write yourself a prescription for VD? Begone medicine?
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Hey, so I have a I have a I have
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: a question. Were you laughing when Elliot said are they
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Are they trying not to laugh at the word duty? Yeah?
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: I was definitely laughing.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: I was laughing. I was laughing too, I was literally them.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Duty is a funny word when someone just brings it
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: up out of nowhere. So right, I mean, you can't
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: just say duty these days and not expect people to laugh. Right,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: It's just a word. It's just not fashionable to say anymore.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Do you have people in your life that use duty
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: not as a fecal matter term?
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: No? Not as Yeah, no, my kids use it as
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: a fecal matter term all the time. But no, I'm.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Saying, when do you have anyone in your life who's like, like,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: every time I passed duty free in the airport, and
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I make the same joke, either to myself or to
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: my girlfriend, I wish I.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: Was duty free.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Now, if you're listening. Every time you pass duty free,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: I want you to turn to your friend or significant
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: other and say, I wish I was duty free. Under
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: federal law, Donald, physicians in the United States are not
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: prohibited from self prescribing medications. State laws governing physicians, however,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: may vary greatly, and some may prohibit physicians from prescribing, dispensing,
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: or administering certain medications to themselves or family members. Guess
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: it depends on where you live.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: Donald. Okay, so let's talk about the theme of this episode.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: The theme of this episode really is, you know, at
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: least the a storyline is that Kelso really doesn't care
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: once he leaves the hospital, or that he puts up
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: a front like my all my troubles are gone once
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: I get out of here.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Yes, I leave it all at the office.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Do you feel like you have that in your life?
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Any of you? Any of you can answer this question,
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: But do you feel like you have that in your
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: life now? Like when you're done with work, don't you
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: feel like there's still more work to be done.
• 34:52
  Speaker 6: I have not mastered this craft.
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: My father has a downpack and he, like for a
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: long time, has been like you got you gotta get it.
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: You gotta figure how to just leave it at the
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: door so you can just go on and live the
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: rest of your life. And I don't know how my
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: email is dinging and I'm worried about did everything get done?
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: And did everyone have a good time? And are we
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: coming in on bud? Like it's just I can't I
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: don't know how.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: Same can't not respond.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what about those people you send an email to
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: and they don't reply till like Monday morning. I've never
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: been that guy.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Like, when's the last time you went on a vacation,
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: a real vacation where you were like, I'm not even
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: gonna answer my phone. Nobody's gonna hit me up.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: I never do that.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: It never doesn't happen. It doesn't happen, right, I never.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, even if I'm on some beautiful beach somewhere,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: I have my phone with me, I don't not reply
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: to an email. But that would be probably good to do.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: I know my my shrink does that. He tells me
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: that he he goes like for like ten days or
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: two weeks once a year, and he doesn't. He puts
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: his phone in the hotel safe and his wife has
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: a phone in case you know, there's emergency, she can
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: be reached, and he doesn't look at his phone for
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: like that long. That's I can't imagine doing that.
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: It sounds really nice, I aspire.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: I think it would make me anxious, right, But then
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Kelso can come to work the next day and then
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: go through everything he goes through, and then once again
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: turn it off once he leaves. Well.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: I think also he's talking about the decisions that this
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: man has to make. They're trying to human Bill I
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: think is obviously trying to humanize Kelso a bit here
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: and say, the decisions that he has to make are
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: so enormous, and he has to look at the greater good.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: So the fact that he has to kiss the ass
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: of this potential financial donor who could if that person
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: is happy, then give money to reopen the neonatal unit.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: He has to make these giant life and death decisions
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: and and and in a way he can't. He couldn't
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: function if he didn't find some coping mechanism, some way
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: to leave it all on the front steps. But we
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: see in the end that that's not true. He's still right,
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: he is human. I think this is you know, this
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: is a beautiful episode for Ken. He was incredible, but
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: you really see that he's uh, he's he's putting on
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: a facade that we the younger doctors might see him
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: as heartless, but he's actually putting on a front.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: It was actually a really good episode. Like, you know,
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: I was dreading when we got to this point in
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: the show when the show started to get wacky and
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: and silly, because our jokes were genuine before this, like
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: they were genuine jokes that we earned, and now we're
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: just making slapstick. We're being you know, we're being really goofy,
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: And I was worried that I wasn't gonna like the
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: show when we got here. But I'm laughing really, really hard.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: And somehow there's still moments in the show that may
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: you say, oh shit, that's right, this is Scrubs.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Do you think do you so far? Do you think?
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, I look at season five, is noticing a turn.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, Billy will even say he had to find
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: a way to make it new and it's interesting for himself.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: But I noticed that it's taking a sillier turn. But
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: I am still really enjoying this season.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: That's what I mean, That's what I mean, I'm still
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: laughing so hard. You know, I was afraid that I
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: wouldn't be I was afraid that I was going to
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: be like, oh man, this is come on.
• 38:28
  Speaker 11: Man.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: We look at us just not really and we're not
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: phoning it in, but we're like so, I.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Don't know I'm phoning in. If we were phoning it in,
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: I think then that would be a reason to be like, oh,
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: this has jumped the shark. What it is is just
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: it's a it's a tone shift a bit so far.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: But everybody is so gun ho with this time.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because we're all excited and we're all clearly finding
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: it funny. I mean, what about chest hands?
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Right, Okay, we go to a fantasy.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Where I've had Elliott's hands put on my chest. Yes,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: she's got stubs yeah yeah, wrists, yes, and she can
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: enjoy the popcorn so I have to feed her, yes,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: with my chest hands.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Yes. What about the pool, the four pool joke? What
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: is it?
• 39:12
  Speaker 11: Uh?
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Well with something the hotties at the pool. There ain't
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: no women at the pool. There's always women at the pool,
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: not the ymc A pool on Sundays. There you go,
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: you could go there. You ever been to the YMC
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: a pool on Mannight, It is like, what the hell, dude.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Well, I have no idea. It's just a I guess
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: it's a gay night at the YMC. A joke.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: No, yes, that is. It is a gay joke. Yes,
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: but it's like it comes out of nowhere, out of nowhere.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: None of these jokes.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of it's out of nowhere. What about
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: when I say I would never swim in a ponds serpents?
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Come on, what do we do doing?
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: And I'm sitting here laughing my ass off. It's funny.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Who cares exactly? Well, exactly I want for the for
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: the fans. From the for the fans point of view,
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: I wonder if they could tell the tonal shift. I'm
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: sure they can, of course, but.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, think about it with shows that you watch
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: that aren't one that you started, and you go, oh, yeah,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: this season's a little different. I'm sensing they shifted a
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: little bit, but I'm still enjoying it, you know, Right
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: with Mandalorian and your favorite show, I think like, well,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: I was about to definitely definitely changed tones for me
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: a bit. I was still enjoying it, but it wasn't
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: exactly the same show in my opinion.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: That's what I was going to say. I was going
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: to say, it really does. Usually when shows shift tonally
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: the show has jumped the shark, or is it's over.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: I feel like we still have ton of story to tell.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: It's just going to be a new way of us
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: telling it.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: We were talking about Dave the show before you came
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: on the air, and which I think is fucking amazing.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: But definitely there's a slight shift this year's this season
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: so far, it's even darker and weirder. But I'm still
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: enjoying the hell out of it. Right.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: My point is, I feel like it's rare that it's
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: like that. And I was so worried that when we
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: got here, I was gonna be like, maybe this isn't
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: the show that I thought it was. But it still is.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: It's funny. We still you know, it might be cartoony,
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: but it's so funny it maybe it makes me laugh
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: so hard.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: I think we were all having a blast. I mean,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: I think that's why it shows. We were just we
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: were having a lot of fun.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but even my wife is still laughing. My wife says,
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: she like, what the hell is going on here? But
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: she's laughing so hard, you know, and she's the and
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: she's and she's my you know, what is it my.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Meter barometer, your barometer?
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Thank you, she's my barometer on what's funny and what's
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: not funny. Because if she laughs, I know there has
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: to be some funniness to it. And she's cracking up.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, their intimate is for serpents, the.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: Serpent?
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: What about the What about the doctor who says I'm
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: gonna have to numb you?
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no numb no no no. That was
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: another that was a joke before where okay, so it
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: was I gotta I got a case of doctor please,
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: I got a case of the gotta seums. Remember that
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: one where Elliot's showing everybody her boobs in the hospital.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's early on.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: Right, So I got a case of the God of seams.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: One of the other jokes, one of the alternates, was
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: I got a case of the numb numbs. And she
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: goes the numb numbs, he goes, yesum, number numb.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: What about when the janitor goes, I'm busy cleaning and
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: then everyone just starts laughing. But I can't decide if
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: he's meant to be a good janitor because I think
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: he's I don't.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: Know, well, he's definitely a leader. He's definitely definitely a
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: leader if he can get all of these people together
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: for Jiggly Ball.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: No, he's well connected, obviously, but he makes so many
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: jokes about all the work he doesn't do. But he
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: seems to always be working. Yeah, but then he has
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: a lot of side projects.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Squirrel Army, but that was season two.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm sure he still has and maintains his
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Squirrel Army. Or does he sell it? I think he
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: mentioned selling.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: It for for I don't know. I don't want to
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: be wrong. Let's ask Trevor. Can we ask Trevor?
• 43:18
  Speaker 6: He does so, that's an episode we already covered. He
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: does so. He sells the Squirrel Army to.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Stephen.
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: I thought it was for Elliott. I'll look it up.
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: It's here somewhere.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: I think it was to buy Steven.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: No, he owed, Is that what it was? Because he
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: owed he owed, uh, Carla a favor or something like that,
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: because he was scared. I don't know, I don't remember.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: It's crazy how we were going over this show and
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: already we're forgetting what we went over.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Well, we don't. We don't have the greatest memories you
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: and I put together.
• 43:59
  Speaker 6: You know you are right, Zach.
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: The Squirrel Army is subsequently traded over the internet for Steven,
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: the replacement for Rowdy.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: There you go. One of those smokes, a lot of
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: whed and one, doesn't.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: You know, Zach, when we put our heads together, we
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: really come up with nothing.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Yep, one one equal zero. All right? Should we go
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: to break and then we'll have a guest. We'll be
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: right back. I'm sorry, Donald, Sorry, Donald, I'm just sitting down.
• 44:35
  Speaker 6: It's just Zach's abs.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: Everybody.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Donald, did you shift? Did you shift?
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: I didn't shift.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: I got into one day.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to get into those ab crevices with you. Dick.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: I like it.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: Ah, come straight to the top.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: You have creamble in there. That was good. All right,
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: we have a caller. Let's bring them in. My friend
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Daniel got a.
• 45:12
  Speaker 11: Game you can talk to, you know, like a bottle smoke.
• 45:19
  Speaker 11: Some maybe talking about the episode. So come on, let's
• 45:25
  Speaker 11: get the show off.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, get it up. For Ryan, Hi, I
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: he been g rated today. Ryan. For you? You got
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: your kiddos with you for a little while.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Hi guys, how are you? Welcome to the program?
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: Hi?
• 45:53
  Speaker 10: Hi everyone?
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: And what's your Is that your wife's name?
• 45:57
  Speaker 10: I'm assuming.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Ryan and Lynn have two adorable children on their laps,
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: so Donald will not say anything inappropriate.
• 46:07
  Speaker 6: Really going to town on these pretzels.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Where are you guys? Where are you guys? Call us
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: from San Diego?
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: No, San Diego the.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Most beautiful place. It's the most beautiful place. I mean,
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: it's really where God invented. It's really where God wanted
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: us to live.
• 46:25
  Speaker 10: Yeah, definitely, you.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: Know it's the perfect temperature always, it's the most beautiful place.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 46:32
  Speaker 10: I was representing as well too.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: Nice. I like that Star Wars and the herse. What
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: do I keep saying in there?
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: Stuck on it?
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Now? I know why.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: I have an idea why you might be doing that.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Do you want to know? Yeah, yeah, you're stuck on
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: it like it's like this particular episode, it's become your
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: what you're talking about?
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: Willis to talk about Will list A dal Shoon.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, Ryan, welcome to the program. Do you have a
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: question for us? Yeah?
• 47:06
  Speaker 10: I was gonna start with showing you guys a picture
• 47:09
  Speaker 10: a little bit first, it's my profile pol in a
• 47:16
  Speaker 10: little bit.
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: It looks like tall doctor, but it's tall graduate.
• 47:20
  Speaker 10: Yes, it is indeed a little bit of my background.
• 47:25
  Speaker 10: I am a physical therapist, but as of this year,
• 47:28
  Speaker 10: stay home dad for obvious reasons. That picture was about
• 47:34
  Speaker 10: a week or so before my Pet School graduation when
• 47:37
  Speaker 10: we got our gowns, and that was with one of
• 47:39
  Speaker 10: my best friends from Pet School, Albert Uh. He and
• 47:43
  Speaker 10: I were big fans of the show, and we looked
• 47:45
  Speaker 10: at each other and said, world's most giant doctor of
• 47:49
  Speaker 10: physical therapy.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: Nice man. I appreciate the shout out. And you're clearly
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: a Star Wars fan, which Donald Will and Joel will appreciate.
• 47:59
  Speaker 10: Yes, as biggest fans of you guys.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: But yes, yes, you can't stump them. Do you know
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: what the name of Boba FET's ship that was just
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: changed because of the of the name of the ship.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: It was just changed to something else. I do It
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: was slave one. That's the level of knowledge I have. Yeah,
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: all right, Ryan, get ahead. Do you have a question
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: for us?
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: You just make me angry sometimes.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: I know I love you, just love just hold it
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: in y.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:28
  Speaker 10: My question, Uh kind of ties into my career story.
• 48:32
  Speaker 10: As well too a little bit. But you know, of
• 48:35
  Speaker 10: course of the pandemic, that has been a career shift
• 48:38
  Speaker 10: for me. But I've also had another career shift and
• 48:42
  Speaker 10: actually going into physical therapy. Uh. You know, I always
• 48:45
  Speaker 10: knew I wanted to go into medicine and be a
• 48:47
  Speaker 10: healthcare provider, but my wife was one who kind of
• 48:51
  Speaker 10: directed me towards, uh, physical therapy. We started dating when
• 48:54
  Speaker 10: she has a second year medical student and I was
• 48:57
  Speaker 10: studying to go into medical school. But I just saw
• 49:00
  Speaker 10: the rigor and you know how much she was studying
• 49:02
  Speaker 10: for her board exams, and you know, I kind of thought,
• 49:06
  Speaker 10: I don't know if I wanted that kind of lifestyle.
• 49:10
  Speaker 10: And so she had worked amongst physical therapists in the
• 49:13
  Speaker 10: hospital while she was rotating, and yeah, she kind of
• 49:16
  Speaker 10: steered me that direction. And you know, I haven't looked
• 49:19
  Speaker 10: back since and havn't regretted my decision. You know, I'm
• 49:21
  Speaker 10: still in the healthcare field, got my doctorate of course, still,
• 49:26
  Speaker 10: So I was just wondering for you guys, was there
• 49:28
  Speaker 10: any moment in your guys' careers or was like a
• 49:30
  Speaker 10: role or anything that caused you guys to kind of
• 49:33
  Speaker 10: like shift or change career path a little bit.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: No, you know, I Hm, I always knew I wanted
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: to be an actor. Since I was five. I had
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: been saying, you know, I'm going to be an actor
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: when I get older. That was one thing that all
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: my when my friends were like, I don't know what
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: I want to do, I was very clear on it,
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: and I had already started making moves to make that
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: dream come true at a very young age. You know,
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: I talk about stop motion a lot on this podcast.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: And.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: You know, I like to think that would have been
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: my career path if I had not. Animation would have
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: been my career path if I had not chosen to
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: be an actor. But there's never been a moment where
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: I was like, you know what, I'm just going to
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: shift careers and change what I do or what I
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: want to do, because it's always been acting.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah me too, man, I can't say that I know
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: that's been a Choosing careers can be really stressful and
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: confusing for a lot of people. I guess I've been
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: always blessed that the second I knew it was a job,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: I've said on here, the second I saw my dad
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: doing a community theater for fun. He was a trial attorney,
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: but his hobby was doing the local plays. And I
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: was like eight years old, and I remember thinking like,
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: wait a second, hold on, this is a job, like
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: you can do this, This could be something that you're
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: allowed to do and you make money doing this. I never,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: I never, I never looked back. I knew that I
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: would somehow be involved in trying attempting to entertain people
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: really well with it, Thank you so much. I've liked
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: physical therapists. It feels nice. Oh god, it does right
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: when they get into that spot. I had a I
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: had a rotator cuff injury from skin.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: I have a rotator cuff injury right now.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Dude, baby said, listen, you gotta take a thera gun
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: and put it on there. My therapist is the one
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: who introduced me to the thera gun. I didn't know
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: if they're a sponsor on here anymore. They used to be,
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: but they that's that's a great product. And it felt
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: so nice when he did it.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: Let me ask you a question, Yeah, could you just
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: go on like this hurts?
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: I feel it, but I but the doctor told me
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: eventually He's like I did everything. I did everything you
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: can do. PRP is that what's something Ryan. I did
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: everything you can do, and he said, the only thing
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: I have to do is surgery, and he goes, you
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: don't want to have shoulder surgery. It's a fucking nightmare.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: So I just live with it. Surgery is one of
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: those things that they sometimes don't get it right.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Huh No, it's just that well Ryan can answer, but
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: that I do. But he said, you're at least six
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: months in a sling and I was like, I'm good.
• 52:01
  Speaker 10: M Yeah, yeah, you want custods, especially if you're active.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: And yeah, he said, he said, you know you have
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: to peel. You have to peel the muscle back to
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: fix it and then put it back. And he's like,
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: this is if you can operate with it, and you're
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: just He's like, just don't do that. So I don't
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: raise my hand anymore. Right, Basically, if you called upon yeah,
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: if I have a question, I go left you all right, Ryan,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: you got another question for us?
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 52:30
  Speaker 10: And this one actually is directly related to an episode
• 52:33
  Speaker 10: of Scrubs. The episode was in season eight, which I
• 52:36
  Speaker 10: know is a little bit further along or you guys
• 52:38
  Speaker 10: are The episode was my cousin you guys recall that
• 52:42
  Speaker 10: episode or not, But that one involved the Wiener cous pledge.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Wien your cousin.
• 52:48
  Speaker 10: Yes, yes, that had to be one of the funniest
• 52:51
  Speaker 10: episodes of TV I've ever watched at any show.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Thank you, of course. And do you have Wiener cousins
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: in your line?
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: I was about to say, do you have a winder Custer?
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: This is leading to you having a Wiener cousin.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: I hope this, I truly hope. This means that you
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: have locked, you have docked.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, no, no your cousin. Yeah, Wien your cousin is
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: not docking. Donald, It means that you have connected. No,
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: you don't recall. It means that you have occupied the
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: same volva.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: Not at the same time, but.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: No, no, at different times, at different time. Yes. So, Ryan,
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: is this leading to you having a share a volva
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: volva with a friends story because we love those?
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: No.
• 53:40
  Speaker 10: Not, but I was just dying with laughter when they
• 53:45
  Speaker 10: were showing all the background players, especially Colonel Doctor and
• 53:48
  Speaker 10: Snoop Dogg residents at this time. Yeah. Uh, they were
• 53:53
  Speaker 10: enacting the you know bow or plag the shape right uh.
• 53:58
  Speaker 10: And what got me was us the last scene when
• 54:01
  Speaker 10: it was Kelso and the janitor and acting these.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: I don't even remember. We haven't gotten that far. Donald
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: and I are not Wien your cousins.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, No, I don't think we don't and I don't
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: know that we will ever be Wiener cousins.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Well now I can say that we won't be.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: But well, you never know.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: You might we might have been Wiener cousins and not
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: known it.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: You might jump back into my past and get with
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: some of the young hotties that I grew up with,
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: or I don't know.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's in my future, but.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: I don't think it is.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: It's pretty hard to be you know, I I you know,
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: I think good friends have a rule saying that obviously
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: things happen accidentally. You didn't know that you that you
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: that you had you had vacated that particular.
• 54:49
  Speaker 10: Volv Well, I was just wanted to find out who
• 54:55
  Speaker 10: you guys thought was there Kelso and the janitors.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Oh that's a good question. Who would Kelso and John
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Nitder have both been with Laverne? Yeah, Oh my gosh,
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: gotta be Laverne at the pool party, at the above
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: ground pool party, Oh my gosh. Because we never know
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: what goes down at those above ground pool parties and
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: we assume that it's definitely sexual and that there's drugs involved.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious. A bunch of doctors high on drugs. Fucking
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: you can't beat that with a baseball.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would love that. That would be a great
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Everyone's like, make a Scrubs movie. I would make the
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: above Ground I would make the LaVerne's above Ground pool
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: party movie.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: The movie's basically a comedy for the first forty five minutes,
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: and it's just straight porn for the last minutes.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know if Aloma Wright's going to be down
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: with that. Do you want to make the call? Because,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: as you recall, she is a church going woman. I
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: don't think she's going to be down for part What
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: if you're like, Alma, you're only in part one. By
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: the way, if we did make a Scrubs movie, it
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: would be a great sort of spine, if you will,
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: for the film. The structure to make it all cutting
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: in and out of one insane day at LaVerne's above
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: pool party. Yeah, like it splinters off from but it
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: all takes place at the pool party, and it combs
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: off to all the mayhem that happened kind of like
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: that movie you Love with Rogan and Franco Maine about
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: the end of the World.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: I love that movie. Let's take a break.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back after these fine words. All right,
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: it's time for San Diego's favorite segment. Everyone, It's time
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: to fix your lie. All right, Ryan, you seem like
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: you've got a great life. You live in San Diego.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: For goodness sakes, everyone would love to live in San Diego.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Do you live in La Joya?
• 57:08
  Speaker 10: No?
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, we'll move to La Joya because that's your neighborhood
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: in San Diego.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: Where are you living in San Diego?
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Del Sero?
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: Okay? You haven't go to the Old Glob the Old
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: Globe theater.
• 57:19
  Speaker 10: I walked fasted any times?
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: Well, Donald wants you to go see a play there
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: because he wants to a place.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: They do a lot of Shakespeare.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: There's not just Shakespeare, they do regular non shakespeare in
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: plays as well. Donald, I believe like yours, Steve Martin
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: wrote it.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, very nice.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: You didn't go see it, No, but it is a
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: La Joya playoffs as well. Great place to see theater
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: and a great place to go to the beach. And
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: it's a beautiful place. I feel like we're doing an
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: ad for San Diego. How can we help you, Ryan,
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: We want to fix your life. Even though your life
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: seems to be amazing, beautiful wife, two children. You gotta
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: smile on your face. You can't possibly need anything fixed.
• 57:52
  Speaker 10: Thank you, Thank you. I was actually contemplating this section
• 57:57
  Speaker 10: for a while, and originally I wanted to ask me
• 58:00
  Speaker 10: about kids, but I think we had that cover. But
• 58:03
  Speaker 10: you know, since I had the chance to talk with
• 58:05
  Speaker 10: you guys as artists, I was thinking, you know, what
• 58:09
  Speaker 10: does it take to start a podcast? I've thought of
• 58:14
  Speaker 10: some idea one, you know, during my time at home,
• 58:17
  Speaker 10: and I was just curious on your guys thoughts of that.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: Well, you you got the hardest part down. You came
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: up with an idea for a podcast. That's the hardest
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: thing to do. It's easy to say I want to
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: start a podcast, but then it's like, well what am
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: I going to make the podcast about. You seem to
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: say you just said you thought up the idea during
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: your your quarantine. It's it's you know, we got very lucky.
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: We have Daniel and Joel and they handle a lot
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: of the business for us. And I'm not business. A
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: lot of the uh mischis thank you for us. But
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: you know, to start up a podcast, one you need
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: an idea, and too you need people that want to
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: listen to it, and you need to find a platform
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: to use to deliver it to people. I mean, that's
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: really all I can say. We got lucky. Somebody said
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: to us, we really want to do a podcast with
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: you guys, and we were like, we really want to
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: do a podcast with you, And that's how iHeart happened.
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: It doesn't happen like that for everybody.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: So you know, I think that if you have a
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: good idea and it's something you're passionate about, first of all,
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: it should be something you're super interested in. Donald and
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: I are super interested in being silly and laughing with
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: each other. We're very lucky that we have going through
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: the show to help us because it kind of gives
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: us a framework of things to talk about, but also
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: we could just sit here and giggle with these two
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: characters all day long. It's something we really enjoy. So
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: I think your audience, and you know, you have to
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: talk about something that that there will be an audience
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: that will be just as interested in the subject matter
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: as you are, and something you look forward to doing,
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: because this isn't it's not zero amount of work. You know,
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: it does take some work to put it out and
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: and of course Joel and Daniell do a lot of
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: work behind the scenes to make it all sound good.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: But that's my advice is that if you're going to
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: do it and take it on, to have it be
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: something that you're just could talk endlessly about. And also
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: to surround yourself with good people who are great conversationalists, because,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: as we've said a few times, Donald and I love
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: to chat and be silly, but we pulled Joel and
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Daniel onto the show and and and pulled them from
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: behind the scenes to in front of the scenes because
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: we find them so genuinely interesting and and good people
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: to chat with. What you're trying to get it? Wait,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: that's not the one I met w Tank. I can't
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: find you. Honor me, Daniel, you honor me, you honor me.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: Don't get you some stickers and we can put the
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: little stickers on it.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: All.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: You're supposed to come fix the pad, you're supposed to
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: update the pad. You're supposed to put labels on the pad.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: And now, yes, you think I've got a brother P
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: touch Daniel bring You know how when people tweet shit
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: their like, they put the clap sign after Daniel, Bring
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: over your P touch.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: You should do it all at the same time.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, let me try that, bring over your P touch. Okay, okay. Now,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: when your podcast becomes a global hit like ours, Ryan,
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: you're gonna need a sound pad and you're gonna need
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: an engineer who refuses to update it. Okay, that's part
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: of the sound pad. Make sure Ryan that you get
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: an engineer who gets you a soundpad that takes a
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: computer programmer to operate because it's so complicated. In honor
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: of Daniel not updating the sound pad, I'm just gonna
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: hit a random button. See what comes up.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: Okay, appropriate, You're welcome.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: This is my new favorite. We got point Dexter run
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: the violin and Lewis then Gill would from little.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: We have something something on the guitar and by little
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: old me Jamal Lamarmar Tamar.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: All right, Ryan, you're welcome. You're welcome. Good luck with
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: your podcast.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: Thank you, and I hope enjoyed. San Diego Man, I
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: find an.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: Engineer who can give you a sound pad that What
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: is it? Donald? We're doing a show here? What's going on?
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: I got I got a kid in here? What's up on? Yes?
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: Go what did he ask for?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: Jesus Jesus and Jesus Jesus so good right now?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: Yo, this kid is right now, this kid's getting good
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: at basketball, man, like for real, for real, Like I
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: believe he's starting to shake him bake. He's starting to shoot.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: It looks like he knows how to shoot now, you
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: know what I mean. Like it's starting to happen. I'm
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: watching him play with his friends and go buy his
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: friends and shoot floaters, and he's watching basketball games with me.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: He's staying up late to watch basketball games. Like my
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: dreams are coming true. They are coming with this.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: By being too like agro dad about.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: It, I'm not, dude. He's the one that freaking gets
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: me to the point He's like, Dad, can we go
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: play basketball again? I'm like, my god, I just played
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: basketball with you five minutes ago. I'm done playing basketball.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: But okay, let's go. You know what I mean. Yeah,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: it's a lot of.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: Telling you one thing. Don't get too into it or
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: he will not want to play. Okay, all right, Ryan,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: we gotta go. Thank you for coming. Thank you so much.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: Take care of a good one.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be asked with you guys. I think we
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: did it.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: We did do it. Oh yeah, all right, well, thank
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: you to Ryan, and thank you all to listening. Hey,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: there's new merch. This is the first episode where we
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: can tell you. Go to Cottonbeureau dot com. There's a
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Joel t shirt. You can finally have the quick on
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: your shirt. There's an awesome drawing that we licensed from
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: a beautiful artist of me riding Donald, And there's a
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: thought bubble of an eagle, and and there's the character
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: names on unshirt. And I don't yell at me. People
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: are already yelling at me Donald. That says we didn't
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: put ted on the shirt. There was only room for
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: certain amount of we'll put ted on the next shirt.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: I said the same thing when I saw the ship.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna put it out there.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: But you said you didn't say it to me.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: I know, I said it in my head.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh great, that's so helpful that you
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: said it in your head. I said the same thing,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: oh to me, No, in my head. All right, we
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: love you guys, thank you so much for listening.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: And I don't tell you guys this enough. Dan, Joelle,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: I love you guys. I love you so much. Tank Forever, Forever.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: Settings ABOUTIC seven eight.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 9: Old stories that show we made, about a bunch of
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 9: talks and nurses in Canada.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: Hula I said, here's the stories next. All should know.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 9: So gadder round you here, ur, gather around you here
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 9: our Swiffe shows and no