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Love Island Episodes 27-31 with Emily & Deanna · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling. Hello, everybody, we
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are back. It's a wonderful Tuesday, and Emily and Diana are joining me
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right now. Hi, ladies, good good morning, Yeah, good morning,
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yes, or afternoon whenever you're listening to this, whenever you've left the
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island long enough to listen to this. But we are recording in the evening,
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had off of what we just saw. Love Island episode thirty one is
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where we are what we're going to be covering today and just an FYI tomorrow.
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Over on the Patreon is Dubai Thursday. Right here on the public is
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below deck med and whatever Love I is and so we are very excited to
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get into that today. Wow wow, Wow, ladies, Deanna, you're
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looking a little flushed. Guys. I, first of all, I don't
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know where every I feel. I've been mostly like, well, there's so
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many I have a certain group of friends that love to hire a stripper.
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Oh yeah, sure. And when I tell you, I fall apart.
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It's not for me. I don't perform well, I can't get into it.
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I don't like watching it. It doesn't work for me. Okay,
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it's just not my thing. Sure, I'll tell you what I would pay
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Coultard cash for each and every one of these human beings. We're better,
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yeah, more professional than any like they're just each and every one of them.
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My nos, Harrison, but it's amazing, Oh my gosh, amazing.
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I don't even understand what just happened. It was. You know why
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I think that is, Deanna is because like we know them yet, that's
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a whole different story. You know. If you know the people and they
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have a personality that you've already you know, it's a different level of enjoyment.
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And so I agree with you one hundred percent. Like when it comes
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to the whole stripper thing, I'm like, it just really doesn't do it.
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It doesn't do it for me, you know what I mean. When
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Sutton was when they went to Las Vegas, Like I'm not going to be
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uptight about it, and I'm not going to be, you know, upset
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if I don't get pulled on stage or anything. But like I could care
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less, like it just it's not happening. So you know what I mean,
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Like you have to know them right well, it's just like, uh,
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half of their heart rates were up because of laughing that's right. It's
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so funny because they're seeing like Cordell being this character. The list did not
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do it for me, cose I was likely stopped doing that. God,
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I was like, you are an actor, you are amazing like Cornell.
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Honestly, I didn't even think about that, but you're right. Yeah,
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I liked everything about Cornell's performance except for that. But yeah, I mean,
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look, he was putting an offensive I don't know. I thought it
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wasn't offensive, right, Okay, it's just funny. It was. It
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was just taking me out. It was just yeah, all of a sudden,
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no, it's not attractive, like yeah, no, but it was
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so funny to watch that. It was like, that's why Emily, to
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your point, that's why he won because the heart rate was up because of
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the laughter. Yeah. Yeah. And it's also like, you know,
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there's you're kind of way removed. If you're at a stripper event, you're
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just kind of like, I don't know this guy. Events are like I've
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been to a bunch of people like have a hotel room and there here comes
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the stripper. Yeah, it's it's right there. I mean yeah, yeah,
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but if you knew the guy, you I know guys like I honestly
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feel they were amazing and I'm not like I can parse out Rob Miguel,
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like, oh my god, they were so amazing. Okay, who were
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your Okay, so you just gave us your top three, right, you
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liked Rob migallon Janney? Are those your top three picks? Leah too?
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Because I thought it was like clever and that is such a good way to
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go about it, you know, yeah, if you do not want to
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be doing all the crazy moves, Yeah, did the right thing? Yeah?
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Agree? Okay, yeah, Emily, who are your top faves?
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Uh? Yeah? I guess like Janey. I mean, I was just
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more like what the fuck? The entire time, I was impressed with everybody's
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like flexibility and upper body strength, and I wasn't like, yeah, I
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mean I guess Miguel. I guess Miguel, because I guess to Miguel too,
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you know, I guess Megel. Yeah. For the ladies, Janey,
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I was like, whoa, Okay, Janey was unbelievable, like even
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just with her, like she started off with Kenny and she was like you
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sit there and watch this. So I was like, why do you know
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how to talk like that? You're so young, young lady, you know
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all of them. Dang, how do you guys know how to do this?
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Just taking control? You're right, the flexibility, the moves were incredible.
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Serena did an incredible job as what Up Ball. But I did think
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Jane should have gone home with it, like she should have been the winner.
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But I also I loved Leah's because again it was like more of my
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alley in the sense that that's what I would do, Like I would definitely
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make more of a a bit about it. I would want to weave in
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some comedy as well as the sex. I'd want to weave that together for
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a nice piece of work. And he just where And then I loved Rob.
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I mean I was like, yes, sir, you know because when
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he was like, he said something like it's the voice or it's the things
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that you say, and I was like, oh my god, I didn't
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realize it. But he's right, you know, And I love that.
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Sure, but and was good too, But yeah, go ahead. I
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think Kaylor won. She had the most because she was first out of the
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gate, so right, right, I think I turned it out, Oh
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she did, but I think that that was to her advantage. Because she
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was first, and then their heart rates went right up because it was surprising
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that Janey didn't get votes that didn't take home others, right, Kenny,
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Kenny was great to the Kenny. Oh yeah, Kenny amazing. Kenny was
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shot out of a cannon. Truly. I'm gonna give it to Kenny because
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he was first, and he really said, I mean obviously, I'm like,
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when did they rehearse this? Like? Yeah, what you know?
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Like great? So he kind of set the bar. Yeah. I would
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say Rob would be my first choice and Kenny would be my second, and
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then with the ladies it would be Leah and then Janey and then Kaylor did
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a great job and they all did so good. But what I was gonna
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say about Rob is like, after all this time of seeing him now and
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he's this onion quote end quote, we've now figured him out. He wants
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somebody that actually has a real personality, yeah, and a sense of humor.
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He wants somebody who's funny and that is and wants Rob And I want
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them to couple up so badly. I don't know the time. We we
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do have the time, and they the couple up and close off. No,
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I know we do. We've got the time. We've got the time
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on the island. Like I know, things are starting to wind down.
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Everyone's talking about the outside, but there's still time for Rob and Aaron.
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I'm not going to give up. Aaron's now single, although on the chopping
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block because at the end single No, I mean, I'm sorry, he's
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not single. I mean he's on the chopping block with Kaylor as the couple,
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like the three couples that are left at the end here, and they
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have to choose who the most compatible is. Obviously they're going to choose Kayler
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and Aaron. But Rob. I met Rob as single, Uh yeah Rob,
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and they're all you know Rob's going to be going home next Well clearly
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because in the preview you see Aaron sobbing like Kayler, and that only means
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that something's happening to Rob seeing Oh my god, I forgot about this.
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My apology is coming late to the game. We just came in so crazy.
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Yeah we did, Okay, Deanna, go ahead, No, I
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you know this this episode, Yes, we did learn that about Rob.
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I literally said out loud to myself, like I vacillated between Rob being amazing
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and Rob being a piece of shit, Like I just go in between those
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two at all times with him, but I kind of landed on I think
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he's all right. I'm fine with him now. I'm okay with it.
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You know. I hope that there will be redemption I for Leah at some
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point with regard to that horrible situation. But what's most important is that America
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knows, yeah, the truth, and they'll know that when they come out
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of there. And that's okay by me. And so I've made my peace
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with Rob. How do you feel about it, Emily? I am not.
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I mean, he's fine. I would never want him to date any
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of my friends, but if he was in my friend group, it would
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be fine. I just don't enjoy him. And I think he's always working
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an angle unless you've known him for six months and then he cannot work an
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angle. But I just there's something. I just think he thinks he's the
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smartest guy in the room, and it drives me. Yes, yeah,
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it's true, that's true. And he might be in that room. You
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know, he's on the nose that ladies want to hear a voice. You
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know, you look that outfit was it was really important. He looked like
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not Woody from Toy Story. He looked like Jessie from With a Woodie.
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Yeah. Yes, oh no, Am, I pause, No, you're
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fine. You're starting to slow down a bit, but you're you're okay,
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okay, weird, okay. You know the firefighter Miguel, you know,
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I am I've always had a thing about firefighters. I mean, haven't we
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all. I mean it's pretty obvious. So that was awesome. But the
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plastic hat was tough. That took me out of it because I mean,
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we just got one at the sandwich shop for Maddie. They're giving him away,
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you know. I felt like, you know, it's like wedding booth
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like props. Yes, somehow this Harrison had a professional costume, like he
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brought that. Like, I am so over Harrison. Guys, there's no
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there. I have a hard time even understanding how attractive he is until he
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takes his shirt off and we get some distance and we get scale. He's
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important in Scale, do you know what I mean? Like, when it
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comes come alone, I'm like, I don't. Yeah, let's hear it
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for Scale, Yo, shout out to Scale. I don't know what the
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big whoop is until I don't know he's just not He's not and he thought
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he was coming out and doing a lot and he should have. He's like,
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the look would have been perfect for this challenge, and he was a
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dud, you know, which which I kind of liked because I was like,
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well, they keep doing these eliminations too with when we've just met people,
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so like, you know, like there's nothing about him and Sierra,
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so you kind of feel like the producers are like, let's get them the
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hell off the show, because there is nothing exciting going on with them.
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Yeah, and they just know we're not going to vote for them, and
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so here we are. Yeah, And I like that America voted, didn't
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vote for Kaylor. America didn't vote for Kaylor and Aaron on account of Aaron
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being such an a hole, So that was important. I knew that,
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I knew that it was going to be Cordell's Serena for sure coming up,
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and you know, we all knew, and I had a feeling for sure
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that Aaron wasn't gonna win on this, and that's what happened. But with
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him asking Kaylor to be his girlfriend for that little date night, what did
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you guys make of that? I mean Kaylor's bar is pretty low because I
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mean, I get that we're dealing with like prison rules here, so you're
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going to be having whatever you can make inside the com like the compound,
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like but I was cell block villa. Yeah. Yeah, but when you
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add up all the other stuff, and again, I have no problem with
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Aaron trying to make connections, it's that he just was trying to do it
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in such a creepy way where he was like saying I love you. He
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just he was transferring everything over to you know, Danielle. So now cut
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to there's a couple of pedals and and Aaron gets to see Rob come up
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in boxers like, I'm it's okay, and then Kayler's crying because it's the
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most amazing thing that's ever happened to her. I'm good. Yeah, I
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know. It was such a light dusting of petals, small petals. Yeah,
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hard to see it. I didn't know what I was looking at when
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she was going oh wow, wow, I was looking around the bug.
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So you know, with that guy with that Aaron, I was buying so
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much of his act earlier in the season, and it is like, wow,
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is it a wrap for me? I mean, I don't. I
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am not charmed. I think we probably all feel the same way. But
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he's like, it's nothing he can do as charming me. I don't believe
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him. I don't buy it. I don't either. I'm concerned. I
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do. It's going to fall apart, you know. And when they're right
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and your seat, and he's like, we'll figure it out. I'll come
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to you know, come to America. And she's like, I'll come to
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Britain, you know, I mean, And I'm actually curious, Emily,
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because you're the one because you saw Traders, according to you, the greatest
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season of all times. Right, Okay, but Emily stand down well,
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but she has just been very vocal about how great this season. Twice Aaron
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has really knocked her, you know, I mean, he really swept you
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off your feet, off your feet from that show. And so coming into
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Love Island, you were very like team Aaron. Like this guy, he
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wears his heart on his sleeve, like you knew him in and out,
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and so I just wonder if you're feeling a little betrayed or like, where
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do you stand at this point? Yeah, Grammy Lechen, is this I
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think Aarons I like when you give yourself one that shows a nice self esteem,
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do you know what I mean? Like it's good, It's like it's
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it's what Kaylor should have, Like the way you hype, give yourself a
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hype right there. It's like Kaylor needs that, do you know what I
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mean? She won't accept weird pedals, like four pedals on a bed if
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she could give herself. Look, if I was twenty two, though,
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if I was twenty two and twenty six year old Aaron was doing this on
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a reality show, I would be worse than Kaylor. So I got to
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give her, like some credit that I did. Think about how young she
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is, and I'm like, oh, I would be a wreck with anybody,
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with anything, and with anybody. Do you know live I think she
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was twenty one. No, yeah, I've seen twenty one and twenty two.
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I can't believe that. Isn't that crazy? She's so young and she
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was like the most grown up. That is weird? Yeah all right,
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stop, but you know, I know you're trying to tap dance your way
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out of this, but no, no, I will tell you. I
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think Aaron goes into new social situations looking for a dad. I don't know
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the dad issues totally. But there's something with Rob where he like treats him
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like a daddy and it's not something that really stands out in Traders. But
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he didn't like try to woo anybody on trailers Traders. And how was he
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on trailers though, because I want to know, like how did he ride?
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How did he drive those RVs? Like was he good? Because he's
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very short? You know that'd be time? Is he short? Looks extremes?
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I don't think. Maybe I'm just getting him confused. He's normal whatever
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normal is, like, he's not super sure he's coming in around five eight,
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boy, I would have said five to seven. I don't know.
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Maybe I'm wrong, Okay, fair enough, I'll look up. That's so
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interesting, Like I'm now I'm like super curious. I thought he was tall.
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Well, I just remember, like remember Koy the nine foot dude.
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From the beginning, everybody was so overwhelmed by his height and and then I
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remember Aaron making some comment like I never felt short before. But I don't
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know because then then when Harrison came on, they were all talking about his
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height too. I am really going to have to eat shit on this,
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Oh God, like pretty hard, like he's six two. I would put
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him at six one. I can't believe this right now, what is happening?
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Because he's like a little He's like a little hobbit, you know.
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That's how I view him. I view him as like baby New Year Aaron.
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He's like a little tiny boy. He's a little and so to me,
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I've never seen him as tall. Is that not crazy? Okay?
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Like value is supposed to be crazy, Cordell feels so tall and to me
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now short is crazy. No, Amy, it's crazy. Okay, Emily,
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you're kind of giving a sociologist perspective on it. But I want to
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know how you feel personally. Well, that's how I feel. No,
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how do you feel about Aaron not being the man you thought he was?
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Well, that that's it. I think that he's just I think the things
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that I thought were endearing on traders about him, that he was so affectionate
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and sweet, are actually now I'm seeing it as like, oh you you
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really are needing some maybe some help on this, because so that's where I
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am. I wanted him and Kaylor and then I'm seeing Kasa changed everything for
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me with Aaron. That's what I was waiting to hear, yeah, well,
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I mean now we said it, but yeah, and now it's been
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said, and now it's been said, it's been said real nice. Well
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I just kind of feel bad. I mean, you know, it's like,
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you know, I don't think you feel betrayed. But I also in
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a way he isn't the person that we thought he was. You know,
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I feel I don't want him gone, and I thought he was. I
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don't want him gone either, and I do want Rob to leave, and
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he's going, well, I can't imagine that more people, but Harrison has
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been on the show before, so maybe they will get the vote, but
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I can't imagine that people would vote that Harrison and Sierra would get more votes
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than Robin Danielle and wait, but they're only voting for one couple to stay
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it out. It was crazy. They took her voice out and then put
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his in to announce what the couple's the heart rates and blah blah blah.
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But it ended on one couple that your Tink is the most compatible. And
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so one couple, just one, and it's Harrison and Sierra, Kaylor and
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Aaron, Danielle and Rob. And that's why I'm saying, they're all going
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to decide Kaylor and Aaron because they've been together from the beginning, right.
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So, m but you know what I was going to say, not one
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second, let's think about this for one second. Sure, I'm yeah,
28:18
I just want to go over it for a second because I actually think Serena
28:26
and Janey might vote Leah and Miguel. No, they're not in the running.
28:33
They're already safe. Again, that's iced tea, it's in a rocks
28:41
glass. I think it. Okay, So we're all in agreement that Kayler
28:51
and Aaron are going to stay because we have to vote them the islanders,
28:56
the islander, That's what I'm saying that and Serena will vote for Leah and
29:03
Miguel staying. Leah Miguel are on. They're safe. They're on the safe.
29:07
They're safe. They're not up for this is funny. Actually there are
29:18
three couples. Are the three couples that are in that are vulnerable? Yes,
29:26
hashtag gone boy, hashtag set it off? Hashtag, let's go hashtag,
29:36
I don't know whatever. They their hashtags are so funny and they're so
29:40
savage when they make them leave, you know. Yeah, Harrison and Sierra,
29:44
Kayler and Aaron, Danielle and Rob, those are the ones that are
29:45
on the chopping block and only one couple can stay. Yeah, okay,
29:52
I think she's got it. She's got it this time, she's got it.
29:53
Thank you. It's like, I think she's got it. What I
29:56
wanted to say was when Harrison came in, I was like, well,
30:02
this is a bombshell, so this is what we needed. Sorry, Love
30:07
Island too little, too late for your bombshell antics. But now they brought
30:12
in this other bombshell during this thing, and it's looking like Miguel, you
30:18
know, his heart rate was up the most for what's her name, Cassie
30:22
who I don't know, but she's apparently she was on another season. Yeah.
30:27
I did love her getting reacquainted with everybody. Hey, how you doing.
30:30
Here's my lap? How's it going that it's moving on? She's sort
30:36
of I mean, she was like having him in her titties, you know
30:38
what I mean? Like, oh on yeahs, you know, just not
30:47
playing too fair. Like I say, Daniella kissed Cordella in the mouth and
30:51
I didn't think that was cool. That was I don't know, and Serena
30:56
didn't like it either. I did not like that. I thought that was
30:59
pretty he yeah, yeah, it was. I feel like she was just
31:07
scorched earth in that moment when she went out there. She was just like
31:11
I'm gonna burn this shit to the ground and like it was to get back
31:14
at rab and. I just think there was some strick. I absolutely agree.
31:18
The more I thought about it, I thought, well, she's not
31:21
coupled up with anybody more anymore, and I think she got carried away in
31:23
the challenge and that's gonna have to be you know what she says if it
31:26
comes up. But I just thought, wow, this is like don't we
31:30
all know the pretty woman rules to this game, like you don't kiss on
31:34
the mouth, like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. To
31:40
uh the bombshell point though, like if Kane is to be believed post leaving
31:45
Love Island, he said that they were like up his ass to get him
31:48
to do this show in a very desperate way. So then I was like,
31:53
oh, is that were they trying? Like they needed casting so bad
31:57
for the for the to do the bombshells. They were they obviously I said
32:02
that. I was like, they had to had to have been scraping the
32:06
bottom of the barrel because it doesn't seem like a lot. We have been
32:09
so harsh everybody, but Emily has been so harsh on these. I've since
32:15
sat Chris cross apple sauce and reflected and and made you know, just I
32:22
thought I was the most harsh. No, you were like no, you
32:28
We were like, that're ugly, and you were like, well, I
32:30
don't think they're ugly. I literally called them like no, she boys,
32:37
she did all them. She did all them. Since to okay, I
32:40
set a picture as a follow up, like I mean, yeah, we
32:44
all pretty savage, We all tore them up. She was like, well,
32:47
I think individually we were like no, she may have had a moment
32:52
of like empathy and humanity, but I just what I said, But okay,
32:59
but said you said. It was more. But it was less about
33:05
like that they were busted, can't be trusted, and more just like our
33:10
girls deserved an actual bombshell that was really it. They didn't get. They
33:16
didn't deliver, not even one, not one and those. Yeah, we've
33:23
been there, We've gone over it. But yes, this gentleman was a
33:27
bombshell. And you know what, we had Nicole actually got tested legit.
33:32
Yeah, would you think I do? I do? Do? I agree
33:37
with that? I think had he come maybe a week earlier than she would
33:42
have been but I think she was like being polite. He was late in
33:46
the game. He was late in the game. For everybody that it was
33:50
seemed so stupid that they would even do that. But it was a tiny
33:53
bit of a test. I think as the audience at home, we could
33:59
believe it was a test. Okay, but we all but she was not
34:04
ever floated. Yeah, and she'd already been in the hideaway and all that.
34:08
Yeah. Absolutely, Although yeah, he also just doesn't seem to like
34:15
anybody there, Like I don't. I've never seen someone less interested in being
34:21
He's not, you know what. He likes the pool and I gotta give
34:24
it, damn because he's the only one using that pool. I don't know,
34:30
because it's hot and no one goes swimming. I thought it was well
34:36
he got in there, huh huh. I didn't even think about that pool.
34:42
That make I think about it every time and I go microphones. I
34:45
guess, well hmmm yeah, yeah, And like the ocean is right there
34:52
and they never go to the beach. No, they're not allowed. It's
34:54
a cult. They're all. Yeah. Also, like it rains there a
35:00
lot, but never like you don't even see it in the background. So
35:04
I wonder what they do when it's raining. Mm hmm. Like one time
35:08
on the dock we saw rain with really robbing Leah Connor. She's gonna she's
35:16
gonna see something. She's gonna call what else is wearing shoes? They do,
35:25
And they took down Connor's American flag boxers from over the door, so
35:32
they are I p they've moved on from Connor absolutely as we all should.
35:37
By hash, you's going to be a bombshell for the next like cos around
35:47
whenever that happens. He would be a good bombshell in a group. He
35:52
will. He doesn't have bombshell energy, but he is a good like physically
35:57
he makes sense. But yeahz free zone. Remember I still remember when he
36:02
walked in as a bombshell and yeah, was like he walks he looks like
36:07
a dorito because he was all like shoulders. Yeah, they like he's walking
36:13
like a terminator or whatever. I did think they they have some good yuckamups
36:17
on that. Yeah, chance, I appreciated that. Wow. Okay,
36:23
well we you know we started where we started a hashtag no regrets, you
36:29
know what I mean. So now I just am trying to like go back,
36:34
yeah, in in our in our timeline here, but I will.
36:38
Oh you know what we should get to, by the way, while we're
36:40
already in episode thirty one, is that Rob starts us off by like not
36:45
being in a Daniella and that it's like that cut to him telling Aaron he's
36:51
not that into her, and then it's Daniella telling Sierra that it's like really
36:54
real and she's having feelings and then he breaks it off with her. And
36:59
I really felt bad for Danielle in her confessional when she was crying and she
37:05
was like, I I just don't understand why I'm never enough or something to
37:08
that point, and that was tough to watch. Yeah, I know what
37:16
you mean. It's like she is young, and I feel like she isn't
37:22
enough right now. And I say that because she's not really risking saying what's
37:30
she's The way she's presenting herself is very flat. You know, she was
37:37
dimentional. It's one dimensional, but I think there is more there. I
37:42
think that she feels like she's not really ready to risk speaking freely and totally
37:52
being herself. Yet I think she just has, you know, growing to
37:55
do. Absolutely so it's I mean, him saying we're mentally not in the
38:00
same place was crazy, crazy crazy. It was like, Rob, that's
38:08
crazy. Oh wait. I did love when Leo was like, oh,
38:14
it looks like you still have the hots for me, and that his heart
38:17
rate or whatever went up the most for her, and I was like,
38:21
yes, please anyway, bae. We know Rob or with Miguel. I
38:27
just want her to have too good for Miguel. That's true, she is
38:30
too good for both. But I do just want her to get the last
38:31
word in with this Rob wanting her That's what I want. Yes, for
38:36
sure, I feel like they have unfinished business. I do, that's fine,
38:40
But I just don't want her piding. I don't want her to think
38:44
that like he's the one that got away or right line for him. I
38:50
think she's in a really power position. Actually, I feel like Miguel.
38:53
I think she she's enjoying him. I think she thinks he's good, great
38:58
looking, and they're having fun. But I don't think Miguel has her,
39:01
and I don't think Rob has her. I think she's like in a good
39:05
spot. She's a great spot. But you know what's wild is that when
39:08
she said in her confessional, like I'm really learning to accept good things and
39:15
not feel bad about it. And that is so such a familiar a tale
39:21
is old as time for women that don't feel like they deserve better, like
39:28
they want men to treat them badly, and they're attracted to that, which
39:31
is why she made all those jokes earlier, like after this any therapy and
39:36
like Rob, like she just really she likes the bad boy. She wants
39:39
what she can't have and or you know, she's got that thing that a
39:44
lot of us have. And so that's why she doesn't really have it for
39:47
Miguel because fully because it's almost too easy for her in a way. Oh,
39:53
I think I think she's had Miguel's number from the beginning. So she's
39:58
not gonna she's just none metal because she's like this guy is cannot be serious.
40:04
Oh, because remember he was like in casa and she's like you know,
40:07
yeah, right right, right, but she didn't care. Yeah,
40:10
she didn't care. Yeah, Yeah, I kind of get the sense that
40:15
the girl who was like, I need, you know, a guy who's
40:19
going to put me in a mental institution. I think she's had growth from
40:22
that. I honestly kind of do. I think that she is not in
40:30
that same place that she was. I do think there's growth and I but
40:35
I still think that that's kind of there, which is why she can't fully,
40:38
you know, embrace if if you know, not that Miguel's the one.
40:43
But it is wild to watch her journey. It is so it's like,
40:47
you know, so sped up to see somebody really truly have that kind
40:52
of growth in relationships on one show, because like we're saying, it's amazing,
40:58
I think we've seen it a lot. I feel like we saw it
41:00
with with Cordell and Serena's specifically, I think we're seeing I mean, not
41:08
Kayler and Aaron, because they're stuck in a very day they have had no
41:14
growth, no growth. Kenny and Janney. I feel like Jennay's had a
41:20
little bit of growth there. I don't know what, but I think she's
41:27
more centered, like in a weird way. I don't even know if I
41:30
can stand by that. Well, yeah, because she's not like trying to
41:32
be like she said, she's not trying to be the person that he wants
41:36
her to be, because like with Connor remembers, she's like, what kind
41:38
of house plants should I talk about? Like she was like house plants.
41:43
Oh God, worried about friggin' house plants, our queen. That's crazy.
41:49
I'm not going to do it, but yes, that is. That is.
41:52
It's like getting tips on who was trying to give her some houseplant tips?
41:58
It was and Leah. I think I forget, but they were all
42:02
sitting together and she's like, no, no, tell me, is it
42:06
Aaron? I don't sure. I don't know. Yeah, maybe I don't.
42:10
He knows a lot about plants because he's so short six level I can't
42:17
even okay. I did love when Rob when he broke up with Daniella,
42:24
he was like, I'm such a fucking donut. I was like, what
42:28
I know? It was funny and he's like, I'm so bad at Love
42:32
Island, bro, and then he just walks off. Uh. And I
42:37
did also like it when Aaron and Kaylor were sitting there while they watched Rob
42:40
and Daniella walk away and then Kayler's like, oh my god, and he's
42:45
like, oh my gold wait, what's your Oh my god. She's like,
42:49
oh my god, what, No, what's your? It was so
42:51
funny. They're so part together. I don't know, that's what I asked.
42:55
I don't know why she never learned No, yeah, maybe it was
43:00
Yeah, I don't know, but uh, I don't know. I went
43:04
I root for them, but then at the same time, I'm like,
43:07
there's no point because it's like I think Aarin is trying to win the show
43:14
in his best chances with Kaylor, and then when the show is over,
43:19
Kayler is going to cry for one hundred days straight. That one shot where
43:25
her little eyeballs were swollen to the like they were just a little puff,
43:30
little puffer fish on her face. That was just hard to believe that.
43:36
I truly really hoped that Harrison was going to come in and pick her up
43:42
and be like, I'm going to dry your tears and then just have at
43:46
it. I really wanted that so bad, and he was. But Kaylor's
43:51
not that person. She's a good person, Like she's a good sweet she's
43:54
loyal. Yeah, she's so into Aerin. It's just that Aaron. I
44:00
don't know where he is. I don't know what planet he's on. It's
44:01
like full of shit with yeah, you know Miguel. Uh oh when when
44:10
Kenny and Janey came out of the hideaway and Miguel was like, you came
44:14
in, Kenny, you'll leave as Kenneth. Kenneth too perfect, Miguel as
44:20
funny as anything. He is always making me. He's really really like perfect
44:27
for this show. I mean, he has just got the right energy,
44:30
the right vibe. He's just in it and out of it at the same
44:36
time. Like he's just perfect. Love it is. I'm so happy he's
44:39
there, Like he's a star. Leea' is a star, Janey's a star.
44:45
I mean actually everyone who's there is a star, except for like Daniella
44:50
and Kenny. I love Kenny love Kenny's the star. Different kind of star.
44:55
Okay, oh not for you. Well, I just don't know what.
45:00
He doesn't talk. There's like I don't know what's going on there.
45:04
She does, she does, No, I did. Actually two things from
45:10
this episode brought me over to him, and I'm fine with him now.
45:14
But I don't think he's a star. But his dance was incredible and he
45:20
said, what are they feeding the Pennsylvanians. I was like, I had
45:25
it in him to say something witty. Yeah, No, I think I
45:30
think Kenny is great. I think he's a he's the right vibe for the
45:35
show. I mean, you can't have I think I think he's a good
45:37
supporting cast members, supporting player. Okay, fair enough, I respect that.
45:43
I respect it. We have to talk about when these people come out
45:45
of like moments, big moments with their couple, and then they go and
45:51
they do the tell me more, tell me more, they do the Summer
45:52
Loven bit. Yeah, it's wild to see. It is uncomfortable. I
46:00
mean, you don't get to have five five steps out. You can't walk
46:07
out those doors without the whole gang. It's cheering in and cheering you out.
46:12
When I went at Apple, they did this like clap out like when
46:15
people left for good. They was and then if you pave your nude employee,
46:20
they clap you in like they clapouts and clop Wow. The same thing
46:22
happened to me. We did that. You got a nice clap you know.
46:30
I mean, there's just a lot. It's and then you got to
46:32
tell what you did. I mean, and they're just saying it and jumping
46:37
off the couches like Tom Cruise on Oprah. Yeah, it's the same energy
46:42
that I'm not buy it. Oh, I wanted to ask you guys something.
46:45
I mean, this is obviously a very naive question, but remember when
46:50
Kayler's like, Karen take a shower and you take a shower, and you
46:54
you asked her to take a shower, We took a shower. I mean
46:58
that means they had sex right in the shower. Did they have sex?
47:00
I don't know. We saw that, We saw just a blip of them
47:04
in the shower, but we didn't. I don't know. Oh you don't,
47:07
Okay, I don't know. I mean, like that is a lot
47:14
and that is a lot of upper body strength and lower body uh strength and
47:20
slipping and I mean like not to pull off. Yeah, not not in
47:27
the fogged out area of the glass, Like I mean, that's yeah,
47:31
I don't think that's happening with Aaron and Kayler. But like yeah, so
47:37
I'm gonna say no. I'm always like like, oh did they like did
47:42
Like who's having sex in that bedroom? Right? Are they allowed? Why
47:49
are they not afraid of an orgy. They're so close to an orgy at
47:55
all times. Everything is it's almost like pro orgy the show, like it's
48:01
like, you know what, you actually can do this in a group setting.
48:05
They are having they're having it having sexy challenge. Yeah, so true.
48:13
They are sampling all the goods they're they're sleeping in the same room.
48:19
It's as close to an orgy, I think as you can have an extended
48:22
orgy, right that we a very long arduous orgy. Arduous orgy. Welcome
48:31
to us, Argie, are you taking for the next challenge? Lovers?
48:37
Tink Tink? It's like I feel like a PA was like what what she
48:43
said? Too many tanks and they were like, we gotta we gotta cut
48:45
guy. The America is not gonna be able to understand what Tink is.
48:49
I know by the way, I was like, whoa, Sierra dropped a
48:54
bomb, but she pierced her own nipples. That was just shocking piece of
48:58
information. Game that was Yeah, that's something that I'm glad she shared.
49:04
Yeah, you want to know that upfront, like you know, like you're
49:07
either someone who's gonna pierce their own nipples or you're not you know what I
49:10
mean, Like, there's no one between. And she said it like the
49:15
way she would like say it if she was setting up a bank account.
49:19
Like it was just so matter of fact and like delivered dryly, and I
49:22
was just like, holy shit, holy shit, I'm really taking it in
49:28
right now for the really life for the first time. And her sweet face
49:30
is like, yeah, I can do yourself. I want you to know
49:32
that I pierced my own nipples and you should know that I would like to
49:37
do it to you. I would have been in the middle of the ocean
49:42
at that point, because that takes a certain kind of person. It does.
49:46
Yeah, made kind of stock unless she does body piercing a living,
49:52
but that's exactly the only other option. But she didn't offer that information.
49:58
Yeah. True. Also, how do you stand on permanent jewelry? It's
50:01
the trend now. I am the wrong person to talk to about permanent jewelry
50:07
because I don't even have tattoos. I don't either, but I don't have
50:10
a problem with tattoos, but when I see these permanent jewelry things, like
50:14
the bracelets, they just look so tacky and I just want to get that
50:16
out there. How about you, Deana anything before we move on. I
50:21
have seen the one really thin that's just soldered together, that thing, that
50:25
one. I like that you do, but I'm not. Yeah, I
50:30
think that's cute, but I'm not a piercing tattoo gal, so it would
50:36
you know, that's about as far as I could probably imagine as one little
50:40
bracelet. Well, it's really popular right now. Heather Dubro had it at
50:45
the at one of her stations at her party, and like it's everywhere,
50:49
the permanent jewelry thing. So all right, what else against it? I
50:52
just don't. Personally, I have not one opinion on it. I guess
50:58
is where I'm at with that. Oh yeah, okay, fair enough kind
51:01
of like how never mind what I was going to say something mean, and
51:08
I don't want to because I've I've grown in this journey as well. Okay,
51:16
so let's get beyond the piercings. Let's back, let's rewind a little
51:21
bit. And I'm happy that Harrison stole Sierra and that she she was,
51:28
you know, free from Cain, because that was not going anywhere. He
51:30
seems he was not awful since he's left. His little tiktoks are little tiktoks.
51:45
What a loser. I'm kidding. I don't like it. Oh wow,
51:50
Well that's because he said something negative about Serena and that's why I called
51:53
him a name. So there, there you go. Because the thing I
51:57
was starting to like him on the show and then he got and then once
52:01
he was on his own with his tiktoks, I was like, oh no,
52:07
we are living up to our neck tattoo. I don't like this permanent
52:12
jewelry neck tattoo. By the way, Like Live did an interview about being
52:15
off the island and stuff. Was there anything important that she said, just
52:21
that she really liked Leah and I guess they didn't show it, but I
52:24
think that when she was read the mean girl tweet and Leah just came and
52:30
sat with her so she wouldn't have to sit alone and get slimed alone or
52:34
something like that. That's weird. Yeah, because somebody was asking like,
52:37
is are you and Leah like like actually not front and she's like no,
52:43
no, no, like we fight like sisters, but we're great. That's
52:45
cool. I do love their relationship. I think that's awesome. Yeah,
52:50
I did. I'm looking. I think you're in episode twenty nine. Is
52:52
that correct? Sure? Yeah, yeah, I think so. I did
52:55
you know, Kendall, We've been all over the map with Kendall. I
53:02
but I did really laugh in his like confessional when he said they're sending Avengers
53:07
over to try and break us up, Like that was hilarious, and I
53:14
was like, Kendall, that's good. That's a good one. You know.
53:16
I think the thing with Kendall that makes that irritates me. It goes
53:20
back to Leah in that, like Kendall was saying way more divisive things than
53:24
Leah ever did and misrepresenting it way worse than Leah ever did, and all
53:30
Kendall has to do is say, oh, hey, I'm sorry, and
53:34
Leah has to like openly weep and have two horrible days apologizing, and she's
53:40
still in purgatory in terms of like the guys. Yeah, because Miguel then
53:46
took her aside and was like, you know, the one I really wouldn't
53:50
be with someone like you know, it's like just flat out was like when
53:53
I saw that side of you, I don't like that after yelling at that
53:57
movie night, and she was like, I agree, my queen, Like
54:07
it takes a lot for me to say my queen because it's such an overused
54:09
term that people do and I never say it, but like, Leah truly
54:15
is my queen again reminder that what she was saying that she agreed with was
54:21
terrible because she was defend she should have been doing. No, you're right,
54:25
but I think what the reason why I am saying my queen is that
54:29
she just completely like deactivated the bomb that he was trying to drop up.
54:35
Yes, yes, by being like, yeah, you know, no one
54:37
wants to be that person, like I lost my temper. I don't want
54:40
to lose my temper. But in doing that, it's like she's still not
54:45
necessarily apologizing for her you know, her her personality or what she did.
54:51
But yeah, but she didn't like to apologize over and over again after that
54:57
was aired, and I'm like, Kendall so so much worse. Yeah,
55:01
and he's like, brings the girls a little treat some avocado toast, and
55:06
he's like, sorry, I over you know, I didn't have your back
55:08
and they're like we don't, we love you, get up right, And
55:10
that was it. Yeah. If I'm starving in the morning and someone brings
55:16
me breakfast, I'll be pretty quick to accept your apology. Well, they're
55:22
right, you know, listen, they're kind of they're going to see this
55:23
show, but they're right to accept it. Let's move on. But it's
55:27
like Leah's not getting the same grace, right, It's not fair. That's
55:30
the problem, and with the audience most importantly, she is. And I
55:35
have to remember that in order to get through because like, yeah, and
55:39
the girls, the girls all have Leah's back too, but it's just the
55:44
guys that are putting her in this place, which can be contagious because then
55:50
live like live against her and stuff too. So yeah, yeah, yeah,
55:55
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, let's see, is
56:00
there anything else that we would I mean, after the movie night, you
56:05
know, the second movie night, Aaron was just such a little bitch walking
56:08
off and Kayler is just crying and stuff like that, and when it's like
56:13
he's the one he shouldn't have been walking off. She should have because she
56:17
was seeing more stuff about what he was doing and saying, and that that
56:23
was just a mess. I couldn't believe they bounced back from that again too,
56:27
Like it's insane to me. I can She's twenty two. I would
56:30
have done the same thing. I mean, I I cannot believe the shit
56:35
I put up with when I was twenty two. Yeah, no, I
56:37
hear you, yeah yeah. But also to that, the things that they
56:43
left up on that screen for movie night. I couldn't believe that they left
56:46
Challengers up there. And I because Challengers is that movie with Zindia where there's
56:53
a threesome. And if I'm sitting there and I'm like, wait, Challengers
56:58
threesome? Who had a threesome? I'm at the casa. But nobody even
57:01
asked for it, which I'm sure it's about Rob Aaron and Daniella. But
57:09
to leave a threesome concept, yeah ask Yeah, just goes to show how
57:15
smart there. Although I didn't know that movie either. I didn't put it
57:19
together, so it went right over my head. But they should know because
57:22
they're young. Yeah maybe not, maybe nobody saw it after that, Thank
57:30
you nice one. That second movie night after it was finally over, was
57:37
like the worst night. It was so depressing. Everyone was just like sleep.
57:40
Someone was just sleeping in the ocean, like everyone was separated. It
57:45
was so bad. And then to think that they were able to all bounce
57:49
back from that, it's just crazy, crazy. I am seeing guys Janay
57:57
in those shoes. That once when she tried to hobble through the villa,
58:05
she was like it was so not happening, and she was basically holding on
58:08
for to Kenny, for dear life. It was just psychotic. I was
58:15
like, what is she doing? I literally didn't think Janee had it in
58:20
her. I underestimated to Janee for the Stripper night this evening because she's so
58:25
funny and so she's so problematic. She's probably yeah, she's like she's a
58:35
you know, she's solid, but she's also and he loves it. She's
58:40
like Kenny, like whenever she says her things and she's just going talking about
58:45
this, that and the other. Sometimes she's like making sense. Sometimes she
58:49
isn't. She's going off on her own. She's like Dolulu in the best
58:53
way. You know. She's yeah, she loves her own drama. She
58:57
loves it all. And she's also amazing and grounded. You know, she's
59:01
just perfect. So I did not think she had it in her tonight.
59:06
I literally said out loud, like you're gonna have it in you, Jenney,
59:09
And then like the minute she started, I had to just sit back
59:13
in I mean the way. She bent really bad. The shot that they
59:16
had of her her buttocks straight up, and I don't know how she did
59:22
that. She was actually bent in half. It looked like, yeah,
59:24
I don't know how. I don't know how, and I don't fit the
59:30
outfit. I loved it perfect. Which one would you choose? Which outfit
59:34
would you choose to dress up in? I will? I listed them.
59:37
Okay, we've got cheerleader, Cowgirl, nurse, ring master, firefighter,
59:45
race driver, and then the Devil. Which one can you wear pants?
59:51
Oh? I'm sorry, you meant to say slackslas? Which one can I
59:55
wear slacks? Slack? Guys, your accountant is here needs to crunch some
1:00:06
numbers, so seriously, I want to see some of your receipts. Seriously,
1:00:09
seriously, like I have to actually run the No, No, really,
1:00:13
I really do. I don't know. Well, I think I would
1:00:19
have maybe been a police officer. It wasn't an option, but I think
1:00:22
I would have gone police, okay, because I think there's a lot of
1:00:27
bits with that. Maybe they're overdone bits though, you know what I mean,
1:00:30
like the handcuffs and stuff like that, but like, you know,
1:00:32
I could write tickets. I'm just thinking of the things that I could do
1:00:37
with the props you're doing. You're doing blackouts, I'm doing blackouts. Yeah,
1:00:42
and like siren I can have Like I could be like make a siren
1:00:44
noise, you know, and that's gonna be really hot, Like you know,
1:00:46
just listen. Their heart rates would be up and I would win because
1:00:53
they would be like, oh my god, I'm getting pulled over and your
1:00:54
heart rate would go up. So then I would write wait right, so
1:00:59
something. It would be great. Anyway, I will tell you this,
1:01:05
I will never ever share, moving or borrow your lingerie. That's just never
1:01:12
going to happen. And so when I see that happening with those costumes or
1:01:16
going to the hideaway, I'm just like, why are they lending each other
1:01:22
lingerie? Well, part of me thinks it might be new that they just
1:01:28
brought to the but you had the red one because somebody was wearing the red
1:01:32
one before. Oh right, okay it Nicole. Didn't she show up in
1:01:39
the red maybe? I think? So, yeah, yeah, I think
1:01:45
that's accurate. I do. Yeah. I mean they're all sharing their swimsuits
1:01:49
too, and they're way up there. I mean, there's they're nowhere to
1:01:52
be found. Like you need tweezers, okay, so soak you need to
1:01:55
get in some epsom salts and soakos out. It's all day, all day,
1:02:05
and when are they having theirs? And how do you hide that because
1:02:08
they're all just in swimsuits all day. I don't know. I'd just be
1:02:12
bloated and I would just be like in a strong I'd be the only girl
1:02:15
on the island in a fucking I'd always in a full like wool, you
1:02:22
know, cover up. I'd be like rash guard top to bottom. You
1:02:29
know you're not going to see these like pershudos out there, these lights that
1:02:34
they haven't seen a lick of sun since like two thousand and one. Like
1:02:37
they're just not available. They're never available. But back in the day,
1:02:44
back in the day, even when in my best form, you know what
1:02:49
I mean, Yeah, I could never compete with the likes of what we
1:02:52
are seeing on this television. I mean, it's unbelievable. It's unbelievable.
1:02:59
Geeze crossed it. Yes, they get they have no days off. It's
1:03:04
it's they are. It's a special person who can do Love Island correctly,
1:03:10
like honestly, between the making out with everyone being in the suit all day,
1:03:19
the emotional you know journey, it's really something you know. Yeah,
1:03:24
and they have to be likable. It is the other hard yeah. Yeah.
1:03:30
By the way, I don't really watch the what is the after show
1:03:34
called, like after the Sun or Sun after Sun? Okay, So I
1:03:37
did watch when Arianna and Katie Maloney were on at the same time, and
1:03:43
that was cute. I only saw clips. I didn't watch the whole thing.
1:03:47
I mean, it was just like not much. But it was just
1:03:51
nice to see Katie there with Arianna. It was just great to see them
1:03:53
there. How did they bring her in? Like? Was it they brought
1:03:57
them both in at the top of the show of the top of Your Son
1:04:00
and Maura Higgins was like, I know, you think you know who's coming
1:04:02
up and you try to teton and and then she was like kendaman on it
1:04:09
and she can say Katie Maloney really and then and then they came in and
1:04:15
then they just chatted it up. Now, was there a reason that it
1:04:19
was a different gal than Ariana tonight? Like? Was that is that just
1:04:24
crossover stuff? Like because she's a host, I'm assuming for others she does
1:04:29
After the Sun right after Son whatever, after son. But I mean also
1:04:36
like Arianna, are you yeah, like she's a show yourself. She's there.
1:04:44
I don't know why. Again, it's not on her. I'm just
1:04:46
like, pretty baby Arianna had her period. Oh lord, I mean it's
1:04:53
very AnyWho. All right, well do we leave every stone unturned? Is
1:05:03
there anything else that you guys want to say about like any summer sports day?
1:05:10
Pretty uneventful? Oh yeah, that felt crammed in for the Olympics because
1:05:15
Peacan. Yeah, I was sure. Wing was like, what do they
1:05:19
win? And I'm like, great question, nothing, there is nothing.
1:05:28
Right. They got to vote on who got the hideaway that night, someone
1:05:33
from their team got to get in and then there What about in the past
1:05:41
for challenges, Yeah, I don't remember. It's so it's about winning something,
1:05:47
right, Like the in general, like the challenges aren't very you would
1:05:54
think it would make sense to have them mean something like we add money to
1:05:59
the like in Traders, Yeah something, It's like why not bump that up
1:06:04
a little bit? So they get so hyped up that it doesn't seem needed.
1:06:10
I mean, but it does feel like as a viewer it would be
1:06:13
kind of fun to have. Yeah, I want to share something with you
1:06:18
guys that you might not know about. But during the Summer Sports thing that
1:06:26
they did, the Summer Sports Challenge, you know, they were on those
1:06:29
little like hobby horse pole things. Yes, yes, Serena was like an
1:06:33
amazing track star. Incredible. So there is a sport and it's called like
1:06:41
hobby horsing where it's legit where like girls take those little fake horses and they're
1:06:46
running around and they're jumping over obstacles and it's really intense. Wow. Wow,
1:06:54
it's a real sport, okay, And it looks insane because they're riding
1:07:00
these fake little ponies. But I saw a TikTok where this girl was like,
1:07:06
fucking hobby horsing is not for the fucking faint of heart, like,
1:07:11
and she was like all bruised up and she was she was like hyperventilating.
1:07:18
It was tragic, and wow, what is hobby horsing? And then I
1:07:24
had to look it up and it's it's like running around the damn So I
1:07:30
just wanted you guys to know. So they were pulling from like a real
1:07:35
situation. Yeah, something that seems really really odd. Yeah, it's hard.
1:07:41
It seems hard to find, you know, like your way to it.
1:07:45
Yeah, you know, I'm thinking, yeah, okay, hi yah
1:07:55
brity. I used to be thought i'd get to that, Jakes. I
1:07:58
used to work get a holt of yours. She does have big hobby horse
1:08:04
energy, big hobby energy. Yeah. On that note, should we close
1:08:11
it out? Wow? Yeah? Oh you know what I'll tell I'll leave
1:08:15
you with this. Yeah. Cain is twenty eight Yeah that wait, that
1:08:24
makes sense to me. How how old did you guys think he was?
1:08:30
Like twenty two twenty ycause he seems so immature. Yeah, he's the same
1:08:34
age as Harrison. Oh, Harrison's twenty eight. Wow, he looks like
1:08:41
I mean, he acts like he's forty five. Yeah, Harrison. Do
1:08:45
you guys feel Harrison? I can't tell. I mean, I don't do.
1:08:49
He's like there's nothing, there's no personality there. Yeah, I see,
1:08:55
and so I can't get with it. But when he walked in,
1:08:58
I was like, uh, yes, mother, you know, I was
1:09:00
like mommy. So I was very happy, and I was like, finally
1:09:05
a bombshell. And I love like the goal and I love the suits,
1:09:09
and I love how he slicks his hair back. It's a great look.
1:09:13
Love the facial hair. Hot well hot for the suits thought, oh,
1:09:16
definitely hot, which is why he had to take it off during ping pong.
1:09:19
I expected more pecks. I'm not gonna lie. However, that was
1:09:25
just but that was only at first glance, and then later I was like,
1:09:30
oh, no, he's good, he's fine. Yeah, I mean
1:09:32
he seemed pretty good, fairly good, but yeah, he doesn't have the
1:09:36
personality to back it up, so you know, yeah, yeah, if
1:09:42
he was just there longer, maybe and we would get to know him,
1:09:45
but right now, I don't care. Yeah, Like there were some girls
1:09:49
that from Casso I felt really did want to make to be to be on
1:09:56
the show and make their way back, and like, yeah, I'm just
1:09:59
like this guy seems so cocky and so full of himself. I'm just like,
1:10:05
I don't know what. Maybe it just feels he is at the end
1:10:10
and who cares, But if he does, that's how it feels. You
1:10:14
know, you're right, I mean, you're right. There's there's nothing wrong
1:10:16
with what you're saying. Thank you. Amy's like you're saying what is plainly
1:10:24
there and there's no nothing additional, but you are saying it. But I,
1:10:29
yes, I think you're welcome, and I just want to mention that
1:10:33
I think that uh, Serena and Janet will vote for Lee and Miguel.
1:10:40
Yes, they will. I thought about it. I actually kind of do
1:10:45
think they will, though. Bombshell YouTube bombshells. Thank you very much.
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