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FULL SHOW: Megan and Ben get EXPOSED! · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: With the John oyan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Cheers to Dilma making the world a better team.
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  Speaker 3: When the Olympics are on, remember the Olympics some time ago.
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  Speaker 3: We had the Paralympics as well, which was amazing. But
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  Speaker 3: we started a torch towards the end of the Olympics,
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  Speaker 3: a dolphin torch that we found around the office.
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  Speaker 4: The batteries were used.
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  Speaker 3: We thought it would run out after a couple of days,
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  Speaker 3: and people could predict when they thought it was going
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  Speaker 3: to run out to win five hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 5: It's become torture, hasn't it.
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  Speaker 6: The tortures that just will not die. It is like
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  Speaker 6: it is like that battler grand parent Helo. Well they're
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  Speaker 6: definitely going next week and they're still here three or
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  Speaker 6: four years later.
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  Speaker 5: That's the same thing.
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  Speaker 3: It's hanging in there right now. Yeah, it felt like
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  Speaker 3: yesterday it was dimming.
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  Speaker 4: It kept in the.
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  Speaker 3: Reception here with our twenty four hour security team just
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  Speaker 3: to keep an eye on it when it does run out.
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  Speaker 3: If you predict the last the closest time to win,
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  Speaker 3: it runs out. At the Hat's Breakfast on Facebook, you
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  Speaker 3: can win five hundred bucks.
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  Speaker 5: Is Gunjan on today.
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  Speaker 4: Gunjan yes, yes, through the window.
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  Speaker 6: Here is he listening to the radio show at the moment, Gunjahn,
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  Speaker 6: if we could please get a sign that the torch
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  Speaker 6: is either dead or alive.
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  Speaker 4: He's still going to someone's coming with a big ladder,
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  Speaker 4: as John, he's distracted. Good job, good job, good job,
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  Speaker 4: good John. Yeah, it's soundproof doors and windows.
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  Speaker 5: Just yell at them.
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  Speaker 3: And I mean, if he was listening on the radio
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  Speaker 3: right now, meganstead of making some sort of waving movements
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  Speaker 3: trying to get us good job.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay. Now he's going to pull the t keeps
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  Speaker 6: the torch heading underneath the desk in a box.
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  Speaker 4: He's trying to deal with the.
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  Speaker 3: Person he's trying to deal with the thumbs up right
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  Speaker 3: now to us at the moment he goes.
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  Speaker 4: Going, it's still going.
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  Speaker 6: It does feel like the doctors said it's got six
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  Speaker 6: days to live, and now it's gone on for six years.
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  Speaker 3: It's really so amazing, amazing thing for survival, that torch.
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  Speaker 3: You know, good if you have one of those and
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  Speaker 3: you're out, you know, and you need to survive, it's
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  Speaker 3: great to know that the dolphin torch just keeps going.
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  Speaker 2: What would you for your civil defense pack?
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  Speaker 5: You don't even need to turn them off.
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  Speaker 7: No, leave all of our torches, keep it going.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, I saw this thing yesterday. I thought it was
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  Speaker 4: quite good.
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  Speaker 3: And though I'd mention on the radio if you and that,
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  Speaker 3: you know, the chances that's happening very unlikely.
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  Speaker 4: I get it.
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  Speaker 3: But if you ever lost while you know, hiking, or
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  Speaker 3: you can't, maybe is broken down and your phone's about
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  Speaker 3: to run out of battery and you're like, oh god,
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  Speaker 3: what do I do? You know my phone's going to
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  Speaker 3: be it's my way to keep in touch with people.
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  Speaker 3: Change your voice message, Like change your voice message and say, hey,
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  Speaker 3: I've run out of petrol, I'm here, I am blah
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  Speaker 3: blah blah, or I'm in the bush. The last thing
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  Speaker 3: of that, because everyone's going to try and contact you
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  Speaker 3: by giving you a call, and they'll get you your
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  Speaker 3: voice messages and if your phone dies, you're still your
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  Speaker 3: voice message still carries on. Obviously, great, that's a great hack.
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  Speaker 3: I thought i'd just share that with everyone.
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  Speaker 2: On the radio, so you're not in trouble yet.
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  Speaker 3: No, but if you think she's I'm lost in the bush,
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  Speaker 3: or like I've run out of gas and I think
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  Speaker 3: it's getting dark, I don't know if my phone's been
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  Speaker 3: to die.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't you just cool like first it's trying to
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  Speaker 2: come on with a hot fire survival survival? Are you
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  Speaker 2: using the last bit of better to change the boy?
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  Speaker 2: You're not going to like the emergency?
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  Speaker 4: I thought that was anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, yeah, just clarifying.
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  Speaker 5: So you're saying you've done all the other head and
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  Speaker 5: you've got the point.
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  Speaker 2: To pick up to help you the girls.
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  Speaker 3: You could just check, yeah, maybe you're out of yeah
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  Speaker 3: service or whatever, you know.
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  Speaker 4: So, yeah, I thought it was a good look.
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  Speaker 5: It's a great little head. Been I'm sorry that mean
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  Speaker 5: your little head?
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  Speaker 4: Damn you're great. When have you ever gone bush?
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  Speaker 6: Well?
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  Speaker 2: When he's meaning for other people?
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  Speaker 6: You know, we used to tramping and you know, so
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  Speaker 6: who would you trust to survive out of both of us?
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm here, I am honestly on.
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  Speaker 5: The front foot the survivals.
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  Speaker 2: But out of the two of you, both of you
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  Speaker 2: are shocking. Yeah, he doesn't even like do anything handy
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  Speaker 2: around the house.
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  Speaker 4: That's true.
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  Speaker 2: You've got a bit more mongrel.
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  Speaker 1: Like.
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  Speaker 6: No, I wouldn't mind, Like I'd catch a keywin slowly
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  Speaker 6: choke it to do this so we could eat that's
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  Speaker 6: the sort of stuff I'd.
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  Speaker 4: Be willing to do.
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  Speaker 2: Ben would slowly die and be like, I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to hurt then.
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  Speaker 1: The Joan Ben Podcast.
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  Speaker 3: What have you thrown out of your partners or what
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  Speaker 3: is your part? You know, basically what have you thrown out?
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  Speaker 3: Or we had thrown out for you? Because I think
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  Speaker 3: my wife may have thrown out something of mine, my sock.
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  Speaker 6: Excusing Amanda because we are on the hunt nationwide, Hunt
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  Speaker 6: a sock hunt for Ben's missing the song. It's just
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  Speaker 6: lucky sock. We have missing posters out there in the
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  Speaker 6: in the streets, don't.
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  Speaker 4: We Yeah, we're getting the word out there.
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  Speaker 3: We're trying to match and find a match, just like
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  Speaker 3: tos sock Tender.
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  Speaker 4: Around the country. I'm glad I'm the.
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  Speaker 3: One that's something not you on that before and hats
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  Speaker 3: what if you had thrown out of What have you
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  Speaker 3: thrown out of your partners? And we've got a Cadbury
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  Speaker 3: pack to give away, which is pretty awesome as well
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  Speaker 3: because cabri are doing cheer on Tour by any cabri
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  Speaker 3: Can featuring product before the sixth of October. You could
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  Speaker 3: win two trips to see the All Blacks Northern Tour
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  Speaker 3: games in Ireland of France.
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  Speaker 4: It's awesome.
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  Speaker 6: Would you like to go through and accuse your wife
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  Speaker 6: of throwing out all?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 8: Now, good morning, good morning.
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  Speaker 3: We're just calling about the sock, the sock. Have you
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  Speaker 3: throw it now? It's your chance, you're you're alive on
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  Speaker 3: the radio right now. It seems like a good chance
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  Speaker 3: to come clean. Yeah, have you thrown out the sock?
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  Speaker 9: It's on its last league, but it will be a
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  Speaker 9: monstrous act to just throw out of one single sock.
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  Speaker 10: But you're over.
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  Speaker 9: We've got a whole bloom container of missing socks.
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  Speaker 3: I'm really hopeful they'll come back, but they don't seem
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  Speaker 3: to come back. We don't really match them up. But Mandy,
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  Speaker 3: you thrown out stuff of mine in the past, haven't you.
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  Speaker 3: I mean you, no that I feel like a you're in.
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  Speaker 2: A safe space.
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  Speaker 3: A few my figurines and stuff like that. Toys sometimes
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  Speaker 3: go missing.
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  Speaker 9: No, No, they just maybe they Yeah, there's a history.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a chicken history.
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  Speaker 5: What funk pop and figurine did you find in the bin?
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  Speaker 3: I found a few in the bed. I found something.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure I had a woody from toy story
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  Speaker 3: and things like that, but they're gone.
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  Speaker 4: They're god.
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  Speaker 3: And I mean, I know in the movies Woody from
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  Speaker 3: Toy Story gets up and walks, so maybe that's what
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  Speaker 3: happens in real life.
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  Speaker 6: So pretty big, pretty big accusation. He's he's downloading content
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  Speaker 6: that his WiFi can't handle.
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  Speaker 4: Her accusing her of throwing out one sock? Why wouldn't
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  Speaker 4: she throw I guess they probably not. I'm just trying
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  Speaker 4: to go through. Just take off everything to be feared.
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  Speaker 2: There's probably things higher up in the less that she'd
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  Speaker 2: throw out first, rather than your sock, which can be hidden.
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  Speaker 2: You're talking about me, No, I was talking about something matching.
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  Speaker 4: So said, all right, that sounds like you're talking about
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  Speaker 4: me there, Vegan. Your fresh principal is, oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I got some shorts and stuff like that. You love
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  Speaker 4: all that sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 9: Amanda got like thirteen here's of swimming shorts.
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  Speaker 2: Thirteen swimming shorts he encountered one day.
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  Speaker 4: You never know when you're gonna go, one body, what
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  Speaker 4: are you gonna wear? I mean, what some conditions?
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  Speaker 7: Is it?
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  Speaker 6: You?
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  Speaker 2: Thirteen times?
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  Speaker 3: Do I want swimming dogs with bananas on them? Do
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  Speaker 3: I want something dogs with Will Smith's face on.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I mean. When there's other things to throw out,
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  Speaker 2: it should be first get onto the side.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what mood you're going to be and
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  Speaker 3: when you want to swim deer, that's right? Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 3: well okay, well I can tack that. Sorry, cross that
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  Speaker 3: off the list. Amanda hasn't thrown out the sock. You
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  Speaker 3: keep an eye out for it, though, Amanda. Um, okay, great,
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  Speaker 3: you're trying to wrap this up.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, have a good day.
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  Speaker 6: The heads what you've secretly or not so secretly thrown
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  Speaker 6: out of your partners. Maybe there's a holy T shirt
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  Speaker 6: that all of a sudden.
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  Speaker 5: Disappeared from your circulation, metallic one that you loved.
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  Speaker 4: Sounds like something of yours?
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  Speaker 5: Is sound a little person?
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  Speaker 4: It does?
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  Speaker 3: It sounds like for the best four for eight seven,
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  Speaker 3: We've got a capre prize pack I eally at thirty
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  Speaker 3: dollars to give away for our favorite corn.
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  Speaker 1: Next the hits that Jona wan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 3: That's Jonavan being eight forty eight on your Tuesday morning.
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  Speaker 3: We want to know, I know one hundred of the hits.
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  Speaker 3: What did you throw out of your partners or did
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  Speaker 3: your partner throw out of yours.
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  Speaker 6: Well, you are on the hunt for a sock that's
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  Speaker 6: gone missing, your lucky pair of socks, and you're accusing
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  Speaker 6: your wife, Amanda, of throwing it out, which it seems
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  Speaker 6: like an unusual accusation to be honest, especially one sock.
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  Speaker 2: You're right, especially when there's so many other things of
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  Speaker 2: yours more offensive that she could throw out.
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  Speaker 3: I know a holy sock, though it could be, but
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  Speaker 3: this one wasn't holy, so you're probably right. Probably wasn't, Amanda.
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  Speaker 6: So the nation needs closure. So we are on a
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  Speaker 6: nationwide hunt for the sock, and there's missing posters out there.
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  Speaker 6: If you have the matching one, there's a reward one
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  Speaker 6: hundred bucks a bit of washing powder as well, been
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  Speaker 6: for good measure exactly.
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  Speaker 3: But we wanted to know what you've thrown out at
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  Speaker 3: your partners or had thrown out for you. Great text
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  Speaker 3: coming through. My partner has an acy DC T shirt.
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  Speaker 3: This is one that you'd appreciate. JOHNO had ten holes
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  Speaker 3: in the front of a Holeso Berger's nipples would stick
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  Speaker 3: out come.
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  Speaker 7: The other day.
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  Speaker 3: I told him he need to get rid of it.
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  Speaker 3: He declined, So I stuck my finger and the whole
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  Speaker 3: riplet some more and guess what he's still wearing gain
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  Speaker 3: legiends that just needs to go.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, wife threw out a pair of my Levi's I
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  Speaker 4: had for over thirty five years. She denied it, and
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  Speaker 4: then one of my daughters told me it was. It's
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  Speaker 4: the thing.
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  Speaker 6: There are those items that's secretly irc You aren't they
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  Speaker 6: Have you got anything of Andrews that you liked?
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  Speaker 2: No, but my ex husband he used to always wear
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  Speaker 2: us through her mouth. Right. He had a bright green
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  Speaker 2: jersey that used to way called it as Kermit jersey,
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  Speaker 2: and I was one day I just put it in
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  Speaker 2: the wheelibin.
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  Speaker 5: What did you say?
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  Speaker 6: Word?
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  Speaker 4: It just disappeared. I just disappeared.
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  Speaker 6: This is the thing people just yeah, we're going to
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  Speaker 6: get to these calls now care for and you lost
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  Speaker 6: what or you threw out what?
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  Speaker 5: Sorry?
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  Speaker 1: Good morning?
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  Speaker 5: No it wasn't me, it was husband.
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  Speaker 9: So about was eight years ago.
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  Speaker 11: My dad wrote him last card he'd ever ride in
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  Speaker 11: and I'm quite sent to meet Jill because he passed
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  Speaker 11: away five weeks later.
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  Speaker 9: But it ended up in the kids must have been
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  Speaker 9: and the kid's crafty drawer, and my husband thought throw
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  Speaker 9: it out, and.
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  Speaker 4: I was devastating.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't actually not at.
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  Speaker 7: The time, but he kind of let.
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  Speaker 9: Me completely clear up the shed and yeah, so it's
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  Speaker 9: gone and it was really quite upsetting. But I love him,
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  Speaker 9: so I forgave him.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well that's that's the problem husband's. Yeah, you have
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  Speaker 6: to love him and you have to forgive them.
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  Speaker 5: I'm the thrower out of it at our house when
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  Speaker 5: anything goes missing. Yeah, threw it out. I'm like, no,
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  Speaker 5: I didn't like, I'll vehemently.
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  Speaker 6: Deny it and then just go and sneakily check the
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  Speaker 6: recycling of the general wasteman And yeah, hundred percent of
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  Speaker 6: the time I probably had thrown it out.
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  Speaker 5: I just sweach, you know, in a frenzy, just cleaning
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  Speaker 5: stuff up.
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  Speaker 4: In a freeze, more as a horder than no.
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  Speaker 5: No, the opposite of now we're going to get cursed
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  Speaker 5: in on How are you this morning?
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  Speaker 1: Eight?
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  Speaker 9: I'm good?
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  Speaker 12: How are you?
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  Speaker 5: We're doing well? Box of fluffies? What was thrown out
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  Speaker 5: of yours?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 9: That's throughout my husband's mankey pillow. It was about fifteen
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  Speaker 9: years old and it was brown and it was revolting.
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  Speaker 9: He had a washing machine accident.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, maze, other things have accidents that you don't like,
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  Speaker 6: are they gone from yellow to brown?
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  Speaker 9: It was brown, and when all the phone came out
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  Speaker 9: in the washing machine, it was brown as well. It's
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  Speaker 9: like biohezardous.
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  Speaker 5: Really fifteen years of the same pillow, Jesus and every pillow.
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  Speaker 9: I thought, since he just complains it's just not the same, We're.
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  Speaker 3: Going to hook you up with a Cabrey Prize pack.
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  Speaker 3: It's vally at thirty dollars.
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  Speaker 4: Enjoy that and we'll keep these coming through.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, shall we have the hits that johnaan Ben podcast?
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  Speaker 3: We want to know one hundred the hits of fourth
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  Speaker 3: for eight seven? What are you throwing out of your
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  Speaker 3: partner's great text? Through my auntie throughout my uncle's false
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  Speaker 3: teeth one night when he was drunk.
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  Speaker 4: When he was there so was drunk. She obviously got
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  Speaker 4: rid of those.
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  Speaker 5: It's punishment.
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  Speaker 4: I guess.
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  Speaker 6: It's there's a good postman too, because that's not you're
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  Speaker 6: not fixing that in the afternoon.
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  Speaker 5: Ye new falses.
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  Speaker 6: I say you can buy false teeth off tem tem
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  Speaker 6: false teeth That looks incredible.
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  Speaker 2: How do they fit your mouth?
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  Speaker 6: Don't ask so many questions? Okay, yeah, they look like
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  Speaker 6: pearly white veneers, so we order some t move false.
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  Speaker 4: Teeth. Yes, some other great texts here too.
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  Speaker 6: Lots of valuable family hearloons being chucked out accidentally as well.
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  Speaker 6: Lots of garments not loved garments have been thrown out
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  Speaker 6: in secrets, so the partner doesn't know, but analyse.
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  Speaker 4: What did you check out?
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  Speaker 9: Good?
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  Speaker 12: I had a dep cluster because I'm the declutter of
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  Speaker 12: the house, and I threw out the old lunchboxes. My
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  Speaker 12: husband's was a bit MAULDI A couple of days later
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  Speaker 12: he was looking for it and I said, now I
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  Speaker 12: brought a new one, and he panicked and went away
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  Speaker 12: a bit white, and he said where is it? And
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  Speaker 12: I said, well, you want to put it in a
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  Speaker 12: sheep hole which he'd lit on fire the day before,
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  Speaker 12: and there was five hundred dollars a bit.
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  Speaker 2: As soon as the city went white, I was like,
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  Speaker 2: what was he next?
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  Speaker 4: Who keeps five hundred dollars in a moldy lunchbox?
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  Speaker 12: Good client gave it to him and I won't load it,
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  Speaker 12: but they went on fire.
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  Speaker 4: Jez.
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  Speaker 6: Then you do see how people you mentioned hoarders, how
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  Speaker 6: they end up on those documentaries not wanting to throw
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  Speaker 6: anything out, just in case appreciate.
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  Speaker 5: Good on you and Lease really appreciated Scott, good morning.
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  Speaker 5: What you're throwing out?
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  Speaker 13: I threw out a sign that we had at a
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  Speaker 13: winning when we moved house a few months ago. I
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  Speaker 13: didn't tell my wife.
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  Speaker 4: So, yeah, oh you did it on purpose. What was
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  Speaker 4: the sign?
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  Speaker 13: It was just it's just a massive wooden, handmade sign
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  Speaker 13: with our names on it. But we got married seven
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  Speaker 13: years ago and it sat in the garage of the
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  Speaker 13: old house and it was hideous.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so you're like, this thing's got to go. And
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  Speaker 5: so she did she know you threw it out?
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  Speaker 13: I know she doesn't know I threw it out. I
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  Speaker 13: think she thinks the move I kind of commenced her
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  Speaker 13: with the movie. I don't know how she's bought that
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  Speaker 13: because they want to.
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  Speaker 2: Did you think it was hideous when you were getting
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: married at the wedding?
• 14:19
  Speaker 13: Oh, you know, it's just part of the occasion.
• 14:23
  Speaker 5: He wasn't gonna say that was a brand new marriage.
• 14:25
  Speaker 5: He wasn't going to say anything.
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: Then the hits that JOHNA and Ben podcast and then
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: Megan you were saying this a bit of a scam
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: going around, and when you explained it to us yesterday,
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: after the show, we're like, oh my god, I would
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: fall for this.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so a lot of them they you know, you
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: get a scam and you have to put in your
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: card details, so there's a moment for you to go,
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: should I be doing this with this one? A lot
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: of people are going to fall into this trap, and
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: I think that's why the police have sent out a
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: message is elaborate. I saw this on Facebook, but also
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: I got a message a private email yesterday from people
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: being like watch out for this. So at the moment,
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: it seems like it's happening overseas in Australia. I don't
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: think it's happened in New Zealand yet, but this is
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: how like crazy it is that they're warning us this
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: like COVID.
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: You know, it started over there first, it comes here eventually,
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: you're right.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: So the scammers that they will send you a package
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: to your door. It looks like some sort of parcel
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: which you'll open, uh, and inside it's not clear who
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: it's for or who it's from. So there is a
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: QR code for you to scan to find out who
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: sent the present. As soon as you scan the QR code,
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: this is from the police. It allows the offenders to
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: then access any and all data on your phone or
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: device you use to scan the code, including financial information
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: like your bank account log and details and personal data
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: just from scanning the cars the code.
• 15:49
  Speaker 6: To be honest, if they are, you know, that's elaborate,
• 15:52
  Speaker 6: and if they're going to that lens, they deserve for
• 15:54
  Speaker 6: access to to our bank accounts and phones.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: For the front what brought some sort of gift for
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: us as well.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Investing they didn't have the prisoners.
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: That's a huge.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're allowed to keep the prison, keep the prison,
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: don't scan the QR.
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: Do we have any idea what the present is? That's
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: what I want to know. What's the gift of my getting.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: Oh so sweet and your bus or yeah, I'm you know,
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: it's almost worth giving over your details if it's a
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: good gift.
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: It is hard to know what is authentic and what
• 16:23
  Speaker 6: isn't nowadays. You know, back in the in the nineties,
• 16:25
  Speaker 6: you just had your humble Nigerian prince. It was just
• 16:28
  Speaker 6: looking to so trusting, wanting to deposit her all of
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: his family's fortune into your bank account.
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: And that's all we had to deal with them.
• 16:35
  Speaker 6: We're like, oh easy now, text message you're just getting
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: flooded with them every day.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: I do you get phone calls? I get phone calls
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: every single day. And now I'm worried because he was
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: that one where they were like, if you talk to them,
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: they record your voice and use it an AI. So
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: now I don't answer anything that's not a phone number.
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: I know, but you are your parents.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Alloyed about legitimate things, legitimate text coming through messages. You're like,
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I should trust this. You don't
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: want to be that idiots that goes.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: Oh what did you click on this?
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: That we're riddled with misinformation?
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Do you know?
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: A frightening one that I saw yesterday was that on
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: Instagram they are, you know, when you're pinching on photos
• 17:17
  Speaker 6: and zooming, that's that person will now be alerted when
• 17:20
  Speaker 6: you've been pinching.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Are you joking?
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: Frightening?
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: You know?
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: It on that seems like it came up as a
• 17:36
  Speaker 6: social video and then I did some further digging and no,
• 17:40
  Speaker 6: it was just an absolute elaborate prank.
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: But I had a lot of people very worried about that.
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: You've been pinched. I see Megan's been pinching being there.
• 17:52
  Speaker 14: Did they show you which part you're pinching it on.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: But do you two look pretty frightened? David THEO is
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: going to be worried about it?
• 18:02
  Speaker 7: You mean.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: You think a few alerts over the lasting of my
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: day was definitely.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: The hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: It's one of the highlights of the Paris Olympics. Hamish
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: cur winning the gold medal for New Zealand and the
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: high jump and an epic jump off.
• 18:17
  Speaker 6: Right handed approach and he's over twenty seven.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: I judge it in the air for Hamishkur and he
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: joins us right now in the studio with this gold medal. Great,
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: ta have you in here. How's it going?
• 18:30
  Speaker 7: Thanks for having me?
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, lovely, lovely to have you in the studio. You
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: probably get this all the time, a lot taller in
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: real life, taller.
• 18:37
  Speaker 7: In real life. Yeah, I definitely don't get sick of
• 18:39
  Speaker 7: hearing that.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: I was going to say, do you get sick of
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: people being like you should have been a basketballer?
• 18:44
  Speaker 7: I usually get that a lot less these days, but
• 18:47
  Speaker 7: definitely earlier in my career. People kind of know now
• 18:49
  Speaker 7: that's like I think that guy actually does do sport.
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, at a pretty good level. Actually, but I'm going
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: to switch it up. You're a lot shorter in real life,
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: just to make it up. Does it help? Like can
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: you dunk a basketball? And things like that? Does your
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: high jumping skills help and other another sports a volleyball?
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: You're great at that that sort of thing.
• 19:06
  Speaker 7: Probably my thing holding me back from other sports would
• 19:09
  Speaker 7: be my level of coordination. Right, is quite a repeatable skill,
• 19:13
  Speaker 7: so it's quite easy. But yes, I can dunk a bus.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: Who's the who's the most famous person? Who's called you?
• 19:19
  Speaker 7: Chris Luxon gave me a cheeky face time.
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: Alright, how did you get this number?
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: Pist has probably got there?
• 19:28
  Speaker 7: Actually I actually he didn't try, but I actually missed
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: the first one. It was like I was like going again,
• 19:34
  Speaker 7: going for all my dms, and like I had a
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: text from this random number being like hey, it's like
• 19:37
  Speaker 7: someone behalf of the Prime Minister wants to call you,
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: like does it work? Five hours ago?
• 19:41
  Speaker 6: Like when did you realize you were good at high jump?
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: Was this like primary school level?
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: Or yeah?
• 19:51
  Speaker 7: Look, I mean I was always good at it at
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: primary school. Like I think I jumped the primary school
• 19:57
  Speaker 7: record and I did a bunch of other things, but
• 19:59
  Speaker 7: I knew I really saw it as something that I
• 20:01
  Speaker 7: was super serious with. It was kind of just something
• 20:03
  Speaker 7: that I did because all my other mates did it.
• 20:05
  Speaker 7: You know. I went down to the local Fetis club
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: because it was good, good fun and we've got a
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: free sausages at the end of the night. Drew me along.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: What primary school did you go to?
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: Mongo?
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: Fol problem? We should we should call and see if
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: the records still stay that.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: It's a great idea.
• 20:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah they probably Yeah, probably isn't.
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: But have you been back to the primary school with
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: the Gold Middle.
• 20:24
  Speaker 7: I'm going to go at some point.
• 20:26
  Speaker 14: Hello, Karen speaking Karen.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: It's John O bind Meighan from the Hats radio station.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: Good morning, Good how are you going? We're going all
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: right now.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: We've got an next student of yours with us right now,
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: right great Gold Gold this morning?
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: Oh you Gold Middle hamous curs with us right now?
• 20:42
  Speaker 7: Good, good morning, Hi, how are you going. We've got
• 20:45
  Speaker 7: a quick question. We're just wondering if I still have
• 20:48
  Speaker 7: the school high jump record.
• 20:50
  Speaker 12: Most likely miss Ball if you remember her?
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: I remember, here is.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Miss Ball at work? Can we can we be transferred
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: to her?
• 21:00
  Speaker 15: I can see she's here.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: Your whole life. Thank you so much.
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: Official record keepers?
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: You still you've got the Olympic gold? But have you
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: still got the teacher? Teacher? How old are you?
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Ball?
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: Was your teacher probably like ten, ten years old?
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 21:18
  Speaker 14: Does she remember you?
• 21:19
  Speaker 7: She actually an email?
• 21:22
  Speaker 8: Oh hello Robin Bull speaking.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: Oh miss Ball, It's John A. Binter Meghan from the
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: Hats radio station.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Good morning, good morning, very random coll but we have
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: an ex student of yours with us right now, Hamska.
• 21:35
  Speaker 7: Hello, how are you going?
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 21:38
  Speaker 16: How are you?
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: I love?
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: How no?
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Mad?
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: How old you are?
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: You still call them?
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah?
• 21:43
  Speaker 7: You can't break the heather, can you?
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: We wanted to know does he still have the record
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: for the high jumped at the school?
• 21:49
  Speaker 7: Yes?
• 21:49
  Speaker 12: He does.
• 21:50
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 21:50
  Speaker 8: I remember measuring it and him going home and telling
• 21:53
  Speaker 8: his mother what it was and she didn't believe us.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: Oh really, wasn't that good? Your mom was like, he
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: didn't do that high?
• 22:03
  Speaker 8: And I've lost your autograph Hamish, So you need to
• 22:06
  Speaker 8: make sure that you ve me a new one. Yeah, yeah,
• 22:10
  Speaker 8: you need to because I need to sell it. Watching
• 22:15
  Speaker 8: you on TV was amazing. It was just like watching
• 22:17
  Speaker 8: you eleven year old self.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: Oh be brought nex some memories and you're like, hey,
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: he's done some stuff.
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 22:23
  Speaker 8: I'm taking credit for all of it, of course, was
• 22:27
  Speaker 8: he a good student? Is a student?
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 22:35
  Speaker 10: Thank you so much for your time, and we really
• 22:37
  Speaker 10: appreciate it. Appreciate its official record keeper there at MAUNGFL Primary.
• 22:41
  Speaker 10: I still got the record there, Hamish. Hey, thanks for
• 22:44
  Speaker 10: coming in, mate, Hey, thanks for having you guys. Congratulations
• 22:47
  Speaker 10: on everything.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: It's huge.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: It's the Jonaan Ben podcast.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: My lucky sock and it's been missing for some time now.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: I don't know where it's gone, and you guys kindly
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: have tried to help me get it back.
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: What luck has the sock brought you all these socks
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: over the years.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: To be honest, that's not a huge amount of luck.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: You know, sometimes you put it on, you will wear
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: this today, but I feel luckier than usual exactly when
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: you take.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: The socks off at night and you're like, I had
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: a lucky day. Yeah, socks are.
• 23:15
  Speaker 6: I don't won a lotole or anything like that, but
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: you know, the nationwide sock hunt is on at the
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: moment where we're trying to match Ben's lucky It's got
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: like a four leaf clover On at the black there's
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: street posters out there, missing posters. There's a reward of
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: It'll put a big reward for it to be spent
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: the majority on the street poster again. Yeah, one hundred
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: dollars reward.
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and some washing powder.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: Many people saying, actually, just buy a new pre socks
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: for the baddy we've anyway, But that's not the point.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: You know that I want.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: I want the sock, but I also don't know where
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: you got them from.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: No, I dine actually, and I was googling online. I
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: couldn't find them anywhere else.
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we're joining the studio by the hit general manager,
• 23:49
  Speaker 6: Harriet Whiting.
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: Have you seen ben sock?
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: I've not seen your sock unfortunately.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: Well, but thank you for the street posters. That's really
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: a lot of efforts.
• 23:57
  Speaker 6: You keep saying it as if you knows undertones of
• 23:59
  Speaker 6: huge waste of time and reasons.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: No, I appreciate it. I don't know who's anyway. Thank you, Harriet.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: You've got a story about how these things can go missing. Yes,
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: and probably a clue as to where you should look too.
• 24:10
  Speaker 17: Yeah, which is kind of mind blowing. But my partner
• 24:14
  Speaker 17: yells out to me the other day. I've just found
• 24:16
  Speaker 17: a pair of your undies and my sleeve comes around
• 24:19
  Speaker 17: the corner, not my undies. The first question was do
• 24:25
  Speaker 17: you have anything to tell me? He said, well, would
• 24:28
  Speaker 17: I be telling you if I had cheated?
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Nobody's hiding in plain sight. That's a great excuse.
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: This is how your mind thinks though. He's just gone,
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: of course, not because I wouldn't come out holding undies.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: And it's just yours ie. There's bringing a lot of unnecessary.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the rubbish men would have just been easier.
• 24:45
  Speaker 17: And then through a process of elimination, we discovered that
• 24:48
  Speaker 17: it was our good friends.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: She has been living in London.
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: For a year, So hang on, how did you find
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: out this?
• 24:54
  Speaker 17: Well, I sent a photo to all the people I thought, did.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: You tag people in social media?
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: I used old school snapchat.
• 25:02
  Speaker 17: Anyway, eventually found the owner, my friend Ella, and she's
• 25:06
  Speaker 17: been living in London for a year. He brought the
• 25:08
  Speaker 17: shirt last November. That's the most confusing thing. So she's
• 25:11
  Speaker 17: been gone twelve months. Undays have been there six months.
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: Suspicious timeline.
• 25:16
  Speaker 17: She did live with us two years ago. Come to
• 25:19
  Speaker 17: the conclusion that these undies were lost in the washing machine.
• 25:23
  Speaker 17: For the last two years, and when we've washed his shirt,
• 25:27
  Speaker 17: they've somehow ended up in the sleeve for that long.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: They've been in. Just so I reckon my sock, there's
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: a good chance it could be still somewhere in the machine.
• 25:34
  Speaker 17: It might come back in a year.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: Take the machine apart.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, agitator and stuff.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: That is not a job for me to do.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: You know that, right, Well, you're going to get your
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: wife to do it. She needs to clean the washing machine.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: I'm just saying, I'm not precus.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Like what your head washing machine. It's her jurisdiction, is it.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: He's more put the washing on.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: She's more maintained exactly the washing, probably more than anyone
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: else the house.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Also, as soon as you pull out the agitator, you
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: see like muck.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: I don't know what the agitator is. That's making me
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: agitated just talking about it.
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: So if these undays can stay hidden in the machine
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: for over a year, then your your sock could be
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: made of Riley's Harriett's Partners.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: The hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: It doesn't look Epicca's the weather today. They're talking snow,
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: snow road warnings in the North and the south as well,
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: very very chilly conditions, the thunderstorms rain yesterday. There was
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: talk of potential. I've totally lost the word.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: What's so?
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: What was the whoa?
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: As well? But we get on a cane.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: But it was a tornado, That's the word I was
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: looking for. I was talking of a tornado heading New
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: Zealand yesterday as well. So did it I don't know
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: if it did, hats not as far as I know.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Problem is with whether you do so much talk in
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: the lead up, don't you. There's so much preamble of
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: many times and I don't want to talk with the
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: events they don't they don't, you know. We build up
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: for the ones that never come. Yeah, but then the
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: ones that do sneak up on us. Everyone's like, what
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: we're warning, you know, Like there's been some shocking weather
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: events to New Zealand over the last couple of years,
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: you know, and people like, where's the warning on?
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: So you know, so I guess it's been like every time.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: Now I'm like, oh, tie the tramper.
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: That's your thing?
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Is I go tie the tramp up?
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Because the one time I'm not, it's it's going to
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: go flying to someone else's backyard.
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: To be honest, the state of our trampoline covered and
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: moss and molded, I think the next person that jumps
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: on is going to fall through it. If mother nature
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: took it away from us and delivered to someone else,
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: they'd be doing us a huge fa.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: Otherwise, I'm going to take it to the landfill. But
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: now I'm like, well if I don't, If I tied up,
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: then I know it will be fine.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: How are you tied up?
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: I just put like some rope around to the house.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: I put it on that to break for story actually
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: last night. Yeah, as well, you know, little personal content.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: When I came out and feel me, I'm like, yeah,
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: she's like, what are you It's a pystal So you
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: tie around the actual house? Oh yeah, like one of
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: the the Verandah, basically one.
• 28:12
  Speaker 14: Of the laugh off.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: You look outside and it's just like flying, like.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: With any weather of it.
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: Has it even slightly moved in the past.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: Not that I have, but you have seen those stories
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: of it ended up in another yard. No, not my one,
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: because I've always tied it up, mate, I've always tied
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: it up.
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: I've seen an amazing YouTube video try and fight and
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: put it on the breakfast where a tramp has obviously
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: been taken by the wind and it's flipping and flowing
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: and then it lands perfectly and someone else's back.
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: Yut sitting up right, I belong to you.
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: Now.
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: It looks like it was there the whole time.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: It was all on their security camera footage. I mean,
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: you don't want to be doing tying up the trend
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: with them when the weather is bad.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: That's my theory.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: I'm like, you know it now, because you don't want
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: to got up at four in the morning and go,
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: oh my god, I need to tie the tramp out.
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: Amen. Amen, a tornado going on? Why don't we check
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: this out there? Because it is chilly outside.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: Degrees and the car were yesterday who zero degrees?
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: Let's see if we can find the coldest listener right now.
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: We have some nice warm hell pizza to warm the cockles.
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: Of your cold heart.
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: Oh eight hundred the hits four four eight seven, the
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: coldest listener? Can you care your fingers too cold to
• 29:25
  Speaker 6: call the phone?
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Hopefully not the heads that johnaan Ben podcast?
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: Now? Am I the only person in the world who
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: picks up their television remotes? And I realized yesterday as
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: I picked up. I've gone through my entire adult life
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: not knowing what I would say, thirty percent of those
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: buttons are doing on that remote there. You know, I've
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: got the you know the numbers. I know where I'm comfortable.
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: They're the power on and off av I can switch
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: around with that stuff.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: But then there's honestly, there's about a dozen buttons on there.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: Maybe they just pad it out, maybe them wrack the
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: remotes berg and then they just sort of put more
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: buttons on it, just thinking why don't you.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Go rogue and see what maybe your TV does all
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: than you realize it does.
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: I'm too scared to push them, you know, when you've
• 30:03
  Speaker 6: gone too far gone there. I don't know what happens
• 30:05
  Speaker 6: if I push them. But I had that theory too,
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: that the remote architects were like, oh, there's all the
• 30:10
  Speaker 6: buttons we need, and they're like, there's a lot of
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: real estate on here, team, and they've.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: Just filled it up with unnecessary buttons to confuse.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: I'm so glad that you're the buttons guy here at
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: the show. Do you know what all the buttons in
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: front of you do right now?
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: Honestly, no.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: Sit in front of them all, well, push one at random,
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: don't die because boss, this meant like probably ninety percent
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: of them, I don't know what they do?
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Good?
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like all those oxins and what's all this stuff link?
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: What is it linking to?
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: Questions one?
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: It gives you options options for a bit of radio show.
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: So many great buttons.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: I don't know there was options that freeze. What is
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: the freeze for? Crazy?
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: I kind of want you to push freeze.
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: I know, but we can't as our boss, Met would
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: be very nervously listening to this for good reason. But yeah,
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: do you know all the remotes on your button?
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: That's one of the buttons?
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: I know, No, they're differently not but I feel like
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: I'm a remote only had three buttons, then Bobby would
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: be it's impressive.
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: I've taken a photo of mine. I want to know
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: these ones. See you go along the middle pitch there
• 31:15
  Speaker 6: there's just colors red, green.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know what the colors are.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: The colors four four eight seven on the text this
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: morning and then they've got letters on tell of them
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: are G y B.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: What is this? What?
• 31:26
  Speaker 9: Red?
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Green, blue?
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: Yellow?
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: It's probably the way you could find out, but let's go.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the R is above the red, and the G
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: is about the green and the above the yellow.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: I got you, but they need a little going to
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: solve it. Right now. O'clock has said before your options
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: better show show.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Definitely the heads that John and Ben podcasts.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: I'll talk about the weather today, shocking conditioned spring. I
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: know you're a big supporter of spring.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: And as it gets towards the summer months, Megan, Yeah,
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: but spring is always tumultuous.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: We always get a bit of snow and a bit
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: of frost and everyone's.
• 32:02
  Speaker 6: Like, what wait, it felt like tops off on Sunday,
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: didn't It was getting into tops off.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: With Yeah, all of a sudden, we've got negative degrees
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: down south, We've got snow warnings, road warnings. There's a
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: whole lot going on.
• 32:14
  Speaker 6: Philip Duncan and the man who always takes the weather
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: with him. He listened to Crowded House back in the
• 32:18
  Speaker 6: day from weather Watch. How is the weather that you've
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: been watching?
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: Their film?
• 32:22
  Speaker 11: Oh it's with me that terrible Sorry?
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: No, do you never apologize?
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: We the song references now crazy times? Is this unusual
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: for this timing year? Philip Duncan, No, not.
• 32:37
  Speaker 11: Really, it's you know, there's only just the very very
• 32:40
  Speaker 11: early start of spring, and to some people it's still
• 32:42
  Speaker 11: technically even winter. Spring is all defined by winter slowly
• 32:47
  Speaker 11: fading away and gradual hints of summer coming in.
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: We want you to come on here and go this
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: is catastrophic climate change.
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: That is what we want some headline grabbing comics seeks
• 32:56
  Speaker 6: philm Okay.
• 32:57
  Speaker 11: The most dramatic thing I've got is that the storms
• 32:59
  Speaker 11: around the sun an Ocean and around Antarctica, they are
• 33:03
  Speaker 11: huge at the moment. They are much bigger than usual,
• 33:05
  Speaker 11: and that's part of the reason why we've got this
• 33:08
  Speaker 11: blast coming up at the moment, and why we may
• 33:10
  Speaker 11: have more as we go through spring. This may not
• 33:13
  Speaker 11: be the last blast of winter as we as we
• 33:16
  Speaker 11: get through the next couple of months.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: That's what I was going to ask here, Is there
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: more to come? And then when can we expect summer
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: to really kick in?
• 33:23
  Speaker 11: What we've got at the moment is sort of a
• 33:24
  Speaker 11: gradual warming up. In the month of September, we gain
• 33:28
  Speaker 11: twenty minutes more sunlight every single week, which means the
• 33:32
  Speaker 11: hour in the month of September we gain a whole
• 33:34
  Speaker 11: hour of sunlight, and that extra sunlight so only month
• 33:37
  Speaker 11: in the year where it does it. That extra hour
• 33:39
  Speaker 11: adds more heat into the atmosphere, and so we start
• 33:42
  Speaker 11: to get warmer days feels more like summer. But when
• 33:45
  Speaker 11: you got these big storms going around down Tarctica, only
• 33:48
  Speaker 11: takes one of them to sort of blast up and
• 33:50
  Speaker 11: you're back to winter for a few days.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: Late this week there was a lot of talk, you know,
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: yesterday about all the shocking weather. Arriving at Tornado was
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: the rumored to be heading New Zealand as well. I
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: tied down the train. My kids were like, we're gonna
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: go to sit in the bath if it happens. Apparently
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: that's the safest place. I don't know where they heard that.
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: Did you have a family bath?
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: Well no, they were just like sitting in the bath,
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: no water in it. That's where they're like that.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: Apparently, if a tornado is sitting in the house, they reckon,
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: that's the safest place.
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: I don't know where they got it. I don't know
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: if that's true.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Is that right?
• 34:16
  Speaker 11: You get into the bath, yeah, because it's got the
• 34:18
  Speaker 11: metal edges to it, and some of them went so
• 34:20
  Speaker 11: a good safe place with her to hit your sideways.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: I guess it's locked down into the house. But was
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: there a tornado at all anywhere?
• 34:28
  Speaker 11: I didn't see any that I was aware of. The
• 34:30
  Speaker 11: news headlines yesterday were utterly ridiculous, but they were just
• 34:33
  Speaker 11: clickbait central, so I don't I wouldn't really get too
• 34:36
  Speaker 11: deeper of that stuff.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: We bought into it.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I have time. When should I?
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: Can you just text me for I'll give him a
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: number and just say when I need, when I need
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: to tie the tramp, because I have a habit of
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: just tying the tramp to the house when bad weathers
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: on the way. And then my family are like, why
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: are you doing this again? And so next time, can
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: you text me and tell me this is good tramp
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: tying weather.
• 34:57
  Speaker 11: Absolutely, I am more than happy do.
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: That for you.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: What about some a then, as some are going to
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: be like early hot, like give us some good news.
• 35:06
  Speaker 11: Well, I think you know this. This month has already
• 35:09
  Speaker 11: been warmer than average and many many parts of the country,
• 35:12
  Speaker 11: and we forget that whenever it gets cold. You're sort
• 35:14
  Speaker 11: of like, oh, this winter's never ending. But a week
• 35:17
  Speaker 11: ago people were saying, wow, it's twenty five degrees and
• 35:19
  Speaker 11: we're breaking records and it's going into summer. I think
• 35:22
  Speaker 11: we might be looking at some pretty hot weather this
• 35:24
  Speaker 11: summer compared to usual. But it's you know, forecasting for
• 35:27
  Speaker 11: two mountainous islands that are stuck out at sea halfway
• 35:30
  Speaker 11: between Antarctica and the equator. It's really hard to do.
• 35:34
  Speaker 11: We struggled to get two weeks right, let alone two
• 35:36
  Speaker 11: months right.
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: All a Marion's problems.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Maybe we want today the heats. The johonaan Ben podcast.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: Yesterday announced to celebrate fifty years of pizza art being
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: in New Zealand, a well you can eat buffet the
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Pizza Hut is back for three days only. They're calling
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: it pop up Hat because it's just a little pop
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: up version of what it used to be. But a
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: very iconic thing from the nineties, wasn't that all you
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: can eat pizza?
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: I think eventually it probably started to sink Pizza Hut
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: to the all you can eat because people went in
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: there with a very technical plan, yeah, to basically try
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: and completely eat the buffet out of out of all
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: food you know you would have you wouldn't eat for
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: like a day or so leading into it, so you
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: could pile up a magnificent memory and then you'd always
• 36:25
  Speaker 6: end it with the ice cream machine. They'd leave children
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: are responsible responsible of the ice cream machine exactly. And
• 36:32
  Speaker 6: so this one as well is going to have pizza, salad,
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: soft drinks, dessert bar as well, the ice cream machine,
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: hot fud search.
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: So all sold out within and now at the tickets
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: all gone.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: The dessert.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: It was such a nostalgic thing.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Wasn't it.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: It didn't matter how full you were on pizza. There
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: was always like seeking dessert stomach.
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: The salad felt unnecessary to requirements, but it was good
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: that they put it there.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: It wasn't it like pasta salad.
• 36:56
  Speaker 14: It's from them.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can eat fries and garlic bread.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: It was just yeah, I always loved that when you know,
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: because you look for the pizzas that'll be up there,
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: and then all of a sudden you'll be like, oh, combination,
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: what's combination pizza? But it was just felt like it
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: was all the stuff that they were left over. We'll
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: put that on another pizza.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: I'm sure it wasn't, but it just was like, oh, combination.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: I haven't heard of that one before.
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, great, And it was nine to ninety five, I
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: think it was at first one, Yeah, ninety five All
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: you can eat Wildlation. It's thirty dollars now, which I
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: guess seems it seems reasonable. Still pretty great for and
• 37:33
  Speaker 6: all you can eat though, isn't it. Yeah, Yeah, just gorge,
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: just gorge. That's the planners to have. Halfway through you
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: can somehow empty yourself to restart again and get a
• 37:43
  Speaker 6: new lease online.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: But do we need to like lead them into a
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: false sense of security, like go in there and just
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: be chill, because then like it might last longer, they
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: might want to do more. You know, if we go
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: there and abuse it, they're going to be like, no,
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: this is why we shouldn't like.
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: No in COVID and we're fighting over toilet paper and
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: we can't be trusted.
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: We can't be trusted.
• 38:06
  Speaker 6: But also you got effector in staffing hours nowadays too,
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: don't you shift times closing hours, because I imagine the
• 38:14
  Speaker 6: back of the day people were like, I'm not full.
• 38:16
  Speaker 6: As they're shutting the restaurant, you said all you can eat, you.
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: Know what we mean, just go home.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: So that's coming back for just three days only in
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: the school holidays, but who knows, there could be some
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: more around the corner.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: You know we're going to.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Ruin the hits. That johnaan Ben podcast.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: Today was pretty rubbish as well. We're talking thunderstorms, snow,
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: a whole lot of coldness. They're really heading New Zealand
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: until Thursday. They reckon the wintery wallop as they're calling it,
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: met service.
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: I never heard of a wallopping before. What is a wallopping?
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: Does it good old fashioned letching?
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: I think heavy slape.
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: I feel like our grandparents would have got walloped by
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: the cane at school. Uh. It's what we want to
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: do right now is find the coldest listener listening right
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: now now. Cody, our dear friend Cody, who phones through
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: every morning.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: Lovely to hear your voice.
• 39:09
  Speaker 18: Cody, Guys, how's Oh?
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: She's I hung up with?
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: How do I hang up on? Cody?
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: Cody? Call back?
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: Cody?
• 39:17
  Speaker 14: Cody waiting?
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Stay Cody?
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: Bye?
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: But you had him? He's said alone? Then is this Cody?
• 39:27
  Speaker 16: Sorry?
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Bro?
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: Fat fingers early in the morning.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: I'm so sorry? How cold is it where you are?
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: And like?
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: And I there, Cody?
• 39:33
  Speaker 18: So when I left home it was a nice, lovely,
• 39:35
  Speaker 18: warm for degree tropical weather.
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: I know people are saying.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: Zero and a vocado.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: I'm just looking at the map of the country right now,
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: Tahuna at bottom of the south.
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: Negative one degrease this morning.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you can't complain if you're in the north.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: That's all I could say, because you know.
• 39:56
  Speaker 18: It's lovely warm compared to competes one.
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: Are you a shorts all year round sort of person, Cody?
• 40:04
  Speaker 18: I usually am, but the job site that I weark
• 40:06
  Speaker 18: on requires for cover, so not too bad in the winter.
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: Sounded like a shorts all year round sort of person.
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: Legs out.
• 40:13
  Speaker 6: There's a guy here at work studies studies in a
• 40:17
  Speaker 6: black T shirt all year round. It doesn't change no
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: matter what the conditions. And I love the consistency of that,
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: Like Steve Jobs will the same thing every day, don't
• 40:26
  Speaker 6: need to put any effort into thinking about what you're wearing.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: Hey, thanks for your cool, Cody, appreciate it.
• 40:31
  Speaker 11: Thank you.
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: Safe driving to work. Now we're going to take this international.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're talking about the coldest listener right now right
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: around the country is very cold.
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: And then someone texts your saying, what about the hottest listener?
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: And we're going to go to Las Vegas, or, as
• 40:45
  Speaker 6: Travis Kelcey calls it, Viva Las Vegas.
• 40:52
  Speaker 14: Lol Vegas, it really does.
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: We have tim live from Las Vegas. How are you
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: hi there?
• 41:08
  Speaker 11: How are you?
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: What are you doing in Vegas? Timbo?
• 41:13
  Speaker 15: My my wife's Americans. So we're just over for a month. Yeah, holiday.
• 41:18
  Speaker 15: And it's and it's twenty five degrees today. It was
• 41:20
  Speaker 15: forty one when we arrived last week.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: For jeez, you're talking. You're talking hot to us, hot conversations.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: So she'll Las Vegas right now. So what are you
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: looking at right now? Because it's about eleven thirty in
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: the morning.
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: What are you looking at?
• 41:36
  Speaker 16: We're looking at a oh well done.
• 41:38
  Speaker 15: Yeah, it's eleven thirty on.
• 41:39
  Speaker 16: Monday, So looking at yogat land. We're just about to
• 41:42
  Speaker 16: go get some yogat land with frozen yogat. And we've
• 41:45
  Speaker 16: just been for some canes chicken ray canes.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah mate, it's good. I had that when I was
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: in the States. It's really really good. The whole land
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: of yogurt, yogurt dz. They've got it all over there,
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: don't they.
• 42:00
  Speaker 11: And is your wife from everything?
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: Is your wife from Las Vegas?
• 42:05
  Speaker 6: She is indeed well, because yeah, you don't see much
• 42:08
  Speaker 6: of the Sibila as a tourist of the suburban life.
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: It's all about the casinos and the ras and matais
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: and showbas on the strip.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: But what's it like living in suburbia?
• 42:18
  Speaker 16: Suburbia, it's still the same. You walk into a petrol station,
• 42:21
  Speaker 16: there's Pokey machines and the petrol station Pokey machines and
• 42:25
  Speaker 16: Walmart alcohol sold in Walmart.
• 42:28
  Speaker 15: It's just a totally different life over here.
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: God bless America. You never know when you want to
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: play the Pokeys, even your car.
• 42:36
  Speaker 15: I'm going to check out a Walmart, get my groceries
• 42:39
  Speaker 15: and then have a slap on the pokey.
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: I'm sure Yoga Land even have po as well.
• 42:47
  Speaker 18: Poke from the local man.
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: Oh well, thanks for thanks for listening to us.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: Over there in Las Vegas.
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: Some are sitting in a BARMI twenty five degrees in
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: Viva Las Vegas.
• 43:01
  Speaker 15: What's it living city two on a Friday, twenty five
• 43:05
  Speaker 15: on Mondays?
• 43:06
  Speaker 16: Sorry, twenty five degrees?
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: Oh good on you, hey, it's cold and miserable here
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: in New Zealand. So you started Las Vegas.
• 43:13
  Speaker 15: I just looked on my I just looked on my
• 43:15
  Speaker 15: phone at seven degrees back in Wellington.
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, no, don't worry about don't worry about us, mate,
• 43:20
  Speaker 6: We're about Lena Wai