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We Need Guns · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:04
  Testecleese: The.
• 0:07
  Testecleese: And now's the time when things are shifting.
• 0:10
  Testecleese: We're going to be a new world order out there unbelievable last summer who are fake news.
• 0:20
  Testecleese: I am not suicidal.
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  Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly I can circle back. I'll circle back with you.
• 0:29
  Testecleese: Do not come, do not come.
• 0:34
  Testecleese: I'm gonna come
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  Testecleese: hello and welcome to episode 282 of the Jeffrey and Brian show. I'm Jeffrey.
• 0:42
  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
• 0:43
  Testecleese: And we're just 2 guys drinking some beers talking about what's going on.
• 0:46
  Testecleese: You know, it's funny. Listen to that Intro music again that I still haven't updated. I got good laugh because I'm pretty sure I saw every single name of anyone who had an audio clip. I saw the news in the name of the news this week.
• 1:00
  Brian McFadden: Jen Psaki just took over some of Rachel Maddow's stuff right.
• 1:05
  Testecleese: And like they change up the schedule at Msnbc.
• 1:09
  Testecleese: I just saw Jesse Smollett in the news again. I don't remember why, but I remember laughing because it was stupid.
• 1:15
  Testecleese: Obviously, trump Biden. I I just thought it was funny all those.
• 1:19
  Brian McFadden: Well, Biden came out of hiding this week, you know.
• 1:22
  Testecleese: Exactly. Everybody has everyone popped up in the news this week that's in that tire intro.
• 1:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:29
  Testecleese: Oh, all right.
• 1:31
  Testecleese: Let's let's get right into our follow up here. Dude
• 1:35
  Brian McFadden: Alright!
• 1:37
  Testecleese: Might actually be a serial killer on the loose in New England.
• 1:40
  Brian McFadden: You heard it here first.st
• 1:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, we've been following this in. 6 bodies were covered right.
• 1:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that was up to 10, I think.
• 1:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, it went up to 8. Now it's up to 10 bodies been found in.
• 1:54
  Brian McFadden: Now it's popping up in my newsfeed now since we started talking about it.
• 1:59
  Testecleese: Yes, you're like Oh, my God! There it is again!
• 2:01
  Testecleese: But yeah, they're finding them. They say New England, it's not the entire area. It's like
• 2:06
  Testecleese: parts of Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut. Basically. Anyway, within an hour drive where I used to live in Massachusetts.
• 2:13
  Brian McFadden: No problem.
• 2:15
  Testecleese: So I was like, Oh, geez! Got out of bear just in time.
• 2:17
  Brian McFadden: Yes, you did.
• 2:19
  Testecleese: I keep saying that about Massachusetts, though, don't I.
• 2:21
  Brian McFadden: You do. I told you that before you moved there.
• 2:24
  Testecleese: I know that's a mistake, and you're gonna regret that.
• 2:29
  Brian McFadden: You had to do what you had to do, though you know it's all about family.
• 2:33
  Testecleese: Exactly. That's what matters more than anything. And he moved out of mass, too.
• 2:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:37
  Testecleese: So
• 2:38
  Testecleese: okay, let's we brought up David Hogg. We've been following this story. I don't know how much everyone is following the David Hogg thing, but there's plenty out there if you pay attention to it.
• 2:48
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:49
  Testecleese: The Dnc. Is about to review the election
• 2:53
  Testecleese: based on racism and discrimination in the the election that he got to be vice chair. They're saying that he stole the election from women of color.
• 3:02
  Brian McFadden: Oh, Lord! Whatever.
• 3:04
  Testecleese: I love watching this.
• 3:05
  Brian McFadden: Just click on the link.
• 3:08
  Brian McFadden: He's asking for the Id.
• 3:12
  Testecleese: What?
• 3:12
  Brian McFadden: I sent him the exact same link I sent you, and he's asking for.
• 3:20
  Brian McFadden: Let me try.
• 3:21
  Testecleese: How to get in basically.
• 3:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 3:25
  Testecleese: Well, Guapo's back.
• 3:28
  Testecleese: Oh, you can't hear us, I don't think. And
• 3:31
  Testecleese: all right. Well, so yeah, I'm curious to see where this David Hogg thing goes. We've been paying a lot of attention to him. And then, like he's saying how he's gonna put all this money into a primary against other Democrats.
• 3:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 3:45
  Testecleese: Like. It's all parties like. No, you can't. No, you're supposed to be neutral when it comes to the primary process here. That's not how this works. I'm like I love it.
• 3:52
  Testecleese: and it looks like it's gonna be a mess, because you got the oldies like Carville.
• 4:00
  Testecleese: And like Pelosi telling them, no. But then you have this young, this new young group popping up, trying to stir shit up. Basically, you know.
• 4:10
  Testecleese: Well, we we all know the Democrats right now need some kind of overhaul
• 4:15
  Testecleese: that something has to change. I mean, right now, Aoc and Bernie Sanders are the front runners, for, like their entire party, and they're not going to win a national election.
• 4:26
  Testecleese: Who? The Democrats going to run for? President.
• 4:32
  Brian McFadden: Don't worry.
• 4:33
  Testecleese: They're not going to not run anybody. But yeah, exactly. There, some throwaway, like Aoc or something, so they can just call us racist and sexist again, you know.
• 4:45
  Testecleese: So the trump administration got together with the family of Ashley Babbitt. She was the only person who actually died in January 6, th
• 4:52
  Testecleese: with the riots at the Capitol.
• 4:56
  Testecleese: He got together with them, and finally came to a settlement
• 5:00
  Testecleese: for a wrongful death, because the Biden Administration just basically ignored it the whole time.
• 5:06
  Testecleese: I mean, it did happen under Trump's admin. But
• 5:11
  Testecleese: for how long was still his administration? After that couple hours.
• 5:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 5:17
  Testecleese: So I mean, there's nothing he could have done about it.
• 5:20
  Testecleese: And once again I'm gonna toot my horn because I saw this collapse
• 5:27
  Testecleese: or correction, perhaps, if you want to call it coming up with
• 5:34
  Testecleese: the market. Now you know what I don't even want to play the
• 5:37
  Testecleese: there's a there's 5 warning signs. The market is headed for a correction. There's a video that I don't care to play.
• 5:44
  Testecleese: I swear to God I just clicked to accept him in.
• 5:47
  Testecleese: Oh, no, there he is! Oh, El Matadoro has finally arrived.
• 5:51
  Zoom user: The one and only brother.
• 5:52
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 5:54
  Zoom user: How you doing.
• 5:55
  Brian McFadden: He's been talking about the show for years.
• 5:59
  Zoom user: It's a real American beer right here. Bro.
• 6:00
  Brian McFadden: He. He's celebrating Cinco de Mayo.
• 6:03
  Zoom user: Right.
• 6:03
  Brian McFadden: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
• 6:07
  Testecleese: Hey, hey! What do you think about living right in the middle of where this serial killer is popping up.
• 6:12
  Zoom user: Amen.
• 6:13
  Zoom user: I mean, I'm not curious. Every the only white people go chasing serial killers, so I think I'll be fine.
• 6:19
  Testecleese: No man. Only white people are serial killers think it's like kill minorities.
• 6:24
  Zoom user: You're right, man. We we we try to stay out of that, you know. So.
• 6:29
  Testecleese: I know. I'm just saying, man.
• 6:30
  Zoom user: Where's really at.
• 6:32
  Brian McFadden: He's right there.
• 6:33
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 6:34
  Zoom user: El Guapo, nice man.
• 6:36
  El Guapo: Thanks, thanks.
• 6:37
  Zoom user: I'm what they call latino premium. All right.
• 6:40
  Zoom user: The Puerto Rican.
• 6:42
  El Guapo: Now it's Puerto Ricans, man. We don't.
• 6:44
  Zoom user: You know, we don't need the green card. Brother. Yeah.
• 6:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay.
• 6:48
  Brian McFadden: Oh, my God! Dude! Oh, my God! He's not wrong!
• 6:54
  Testecleese: That's right. We got. We got a whole section dedicated to immigration tonight, too. So this will be. This will be fun. Can't wait to be like fuck, you bitch. I'm already here.
• 7:04
  Zoom user: Game, right.
• 7:05
  Testecleese: I'm I'm a citizen.
• 7:07
  Zoom user: Yeah. Right. Shit. Man.
• 7:10
  Testecleese: So how's the cannabis market treating you guys up there, is it? Still, just as Bowman.
• 7:15
  Zoom user: No, it's doing pretty good, man.
• 7:17
  Zoom user: doing pretty good. I'm still at the the same spot, you know.
• 7:20
  Brian McFadden: Still enjoying his military, his
• 7:22
  Zoom user: Damn right.
• 7:23
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 7:23
  Zoom user: Doing it right here, brother.
• 7:24
  Brian McFadden: Ha! Ha!
• 7:25
  Testecleese: Oh, I love that employee! Discount! That was an insane discount.
• 7:28
  Brian McFadden: Dude.
• 7:30
  Testecleese: And then sometimes it'd be like, Hey, they'd be like, Hey, this stuff's gonna get to the like. Sell by date. So we'll sell it to you for a buck, I was like, yes, I will.
• 7:38
  Zoom user: Yeah, but it's expiring like in a day. So you could buy like 200 free rolls for like a dollar.
• 7:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. He's like, I'll take them all.
• 7:45
  Zoom user: And they all taste like shit after.
• 7:47
  Brian McFadden: Of course they do. What do you expect for a dollar.
• 7:51
  Zoom user: I agree.
• 7:52
  Brian McFadden: What did you.
• 7:53
  Testecleese: That's when you grind it up. You put it in your.
• 7:56
  Zoom user: Drive like 20 min.
• 7:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, there you go, that's all.
• 7:59
  Zoom user: Yeah, I'm actually at a I'm at a friend's house. I wanted to come onto your show, you know.
• 8:04
  Zoom user: but I won't be able to stay long. But I'm definitely gonna be interested in in joining you guys more often.
• 8:09
  Testecleese: Okay, cool.
• 8:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, man, come on all the time. I'd love to hear the point of view, especially as living in Massachusetts, I'd love to hear what you think about some of these policies they keep passing. We still have a weekly thing we do about at least something that's happened in Massachusetts that seems stupid.
• 8:23
  Brian McFadden: Seems like it. Yeah, it's not intentional, but Massachusetts keeps popping up in our news feed.
• 8:28
  Zoom user: Yeah, I listen to you guys every every week. Man.
• 8:31
  Brian McFadden: Sweet.
• 8:32
  Zoom user: I'm I'm telling you my favorite one of my favorite pocket. Don't worry. I'll send you. I'll send you $5 later. I got you guys.
• 8:37
  Testecleese: No, no.
• 8:39
  Zoom user: I owe you more than that. That's what they know.
• 8:41
  Testecleese: Tomorrow.
• 8:41
  Brian McFadden: Promise to pay for a year's worth of storage.
• 8:44
  Testecleese: Hey!
• 8:44
  Brian McFadden: He's back.
• 8:45
  Brian McFadden: You guys are there you go.
• 8:46
  Zoom user: You guys deserve every penny.
• 8:47
  Zoom user: You guys can make some more of this because you guys tell the truth.
• 8:51
  Zoom user: And and you're fucking Hella, entertaining man.
• 8:55
  Brian McFadden: That's what that's what I think it boils down to is we're just.
• 8:58
  Zoom user: I love it.
• 8:59
  Brian McFadden: Because we get shit, fade.
• 9:01
  Testecleese: Sure.
• 9:01
  Zoom user: Yeah, and you and I, every time I get in. My mother's a super anti-trump.
• 9:09
  Zoom user: You know, and every time she gets in the car the 1st thing podcast I put on
• 9:18
  Zoom user: are you kidding me.
• 9:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 9:21
  Zoom user: I lie to them I'd be like.
• 9:22
  Brian McFadden: It.
• 9:23
  Testecleese: There's a Liberal there. She doesn't believe it. The.
• 9:27
  Brian McFadden: Liberals, not that Liberal anymore.
• 9:30
  Zoom user: I'm like they got what Democrat Republican they got everybody she's like. No, they're all.
• 9:34
  Zoom user: They are Republicans.
• 9:35
  Brian McFadden: There we go. Jeffrey's gonna rebuttal that.
• 9:40
  Zoom user: No, that's definitely I don't care.
• 9:41
  Testecleese: Anyone. Anyone who's not in this tight knit. No. Anyone who's not in this tight knit group of far left basically is considered right wing like they'll put anarchists and fascists in the same category. And it's like they're they're
• 9:54
  Testecleese: antithetical to each other.
• 9:56
  Zoom user: Yeah.
• 9:57
  Testecleese: You know what I mean, and just like I'm a libertarian in general. Typically, you can do whatever the fuck you want as long as you're not hurting other people. That's the way I see the world.
• 10:05
  Zoom user: Yeah.
• 10:06
  Testecleese: But the problem is, the Overton windows moved so far left that anyone people who had the same opinion 20 years ago would have voted for Bill Clinton, or 30 years ago, would have voted Bill Clinton.
• 10:14
  Zoom user: Sure.
• 10:15
  Testecleese: But now they're voting for Trump.
• 10:17
  Zoom user: Honestly at the end of the day. It's it's what they say is the same coin that
• 10:23
  Zoom user: doubles different sides, same same.
• 10:27
  Testecleese: Same coin. Yeah.
• 10:28
  Zoom user: Yeah, or like bush was like Bush was saying.
• 10:31
  Testecleese: Fool me once! Shame on me!
• 10:33
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 10:36
  El Guapo: Again.
• 10:38
  Testecleese: Shame on just a second.
• 10:41
  Testecleese: Can't be fooled twice.
• 10:44
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 10:44
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 10:45
  Zoom user: I need to get ahead. So next time I'll join you guys properly, I'm gonna have a nice headset like you guys. And
• 10:51
  Testecleese: You know, I want to do this more often, man, because I like, I like listening to you guys stuff.
• 10:56
  Zoom user: I got. I got myself a nice microphone, too.
• 10:59
  Zoom user: Oh, nice dude.
• 11:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, I mean.
• 11:01
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 11:02
  Brian McFadden: It we? It took Ray just till the last year to finally get a headset. So
• 11:06
  Brian McFadden: I mean, that's good, hey, dude! He's been slumming for most.
• 11:10
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 11:10
  Brian McFadden: Oh, just but all that nice stuff, though he doesn't even know how to do the intro. Still, though
• 11:17
  Brian McFadden: I've been trying to get that out. That thing updated since Trump became President.
• 11:21
  Testecleese: I know.
• 11:22
  Brian McFadden: But his life got in the way he's had a whole bunch of shit happening this year.
• 11:27
  Testecleese: Yeah. The wife just had her kidney removed, for can.
• 11:30
  Brian McFadden: Oh, man!
• 11:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, so.
• 11:31
  Zoom user: Doing okay.
• 11:32
  Testecleese: That's she's doing great. They got it all out, they say, and then I just had it.
• 11:35
  Brian McFadden: 3, 4.
• 11:36
  Testecleese: My yard and light my yard on fire.
• 11:39
  Zoom user: Holy Shit.
• 11:40
  Brian McFadden: Call the Fire Department.
• 11:41
  Testecleese: I did, and well, that's in local and not just local, but it attaches to the intro. So I got a transition coming ready for that.
• 11:49
  Brian McFadden: Alright, go, go.
• 11:51
  Zoom user: Who has to pay for that removal. You gotta pay that shit for that shit.
• 11:55
  Testecleese: Well, the tree itself.
• 11:56
  Brian McFadden: They burned to the ground.
• 11:58
  Zoom user: I'm cutting it with my chainsaw, making firewood.
• 12:02
  Zoom user: Honestly. There you go.
• 12:03
  Brian McFadden: You heat partially by wood, right?
• 12:06
  Testecleese: That's that's a wood stove. I could eat my house with.
• 12:08
  Zoom user: Oh, shit alright!
• 12:09
  Brian McFadden: Need the basement with it. I don't know about the whole house.
• 12:12
  Zoom user: Hey!
• 12:12
  Testecleese: The piping goes through the house.
• 12:14
  Testecleese: Okay, and I fireplace upstairs.
• 12:16
  Zoom user: I love your house, brother. Good job over there. Man.
• 12:19
  Testecleese: But anyway, back on topic here.
• 12:21
  Zoom user: Alright man, but I'll catch you guys next time I'm gonna keep on listening.
• 12:24
  Testecleese: Oh, you're already out.
• 12:25
  Testecleese: Thank you, man. I'm at my friend's house, and we're we're watching a Ufc. You know.
• 12:30
  Testecleese: Well, I used to watch those all the time. Then record the show.
• 12:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 12:34
  Zoom user: My man being a white brother, you know, so.
• 12:37
  Testecleese: Enjoy the flight.
• 12:38
  El Guapo: Hey? Hey? I'll catch you guys next time. Alright!
• 12:40
  Testecleese: All right. Later.
• 12:41
  Zoom user: Take care, and wabow.
• 12:44
  El Guapo: Pizza.
• 12:45
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 12:46
  El Guapo: No mamas.
• 12:48
  Testecleese: Oh, all right.
• 12:50
  Testecleese: Oh, I'm glad he managed to swing by, at least for a minute.
• 12:52
  Testecleese: That's pretty cool. We've been talking shit mad shit about them for years.
• 12:56
  Brian McFadden: I know, and if you listen to the whole time, that's even better, isn't it?
• 12:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 13:00
  Testecleese: I wish you had a douchebag button like Adam Curry.
• 13:03
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure we could find one.
• 13:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm sure I would just take theirs.
• 13:07
  Brian McFadden: I was actually.
• 13:08
  Testecleese: I was actually gonna say to him, like time, treasure and talent is how we build a show.
• 13:13
  Testecleese: All right. So let's make fun of the New York Times.
• 13:17
  Testecleese: They they published an article after a study to say that Christians
• 13:23
  Testecleese: wear a lot of cross necklaces.
• 13:26
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 13:29
  Testecleese: Yes, they've been doing this for over a thousand years.
• 13:35
  Testecleese: The shit all right. You guys ever watch Oak Island.
• 13:39
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 13:41
  Testecleese: I don't either. The wife is a big fan. They're up in Canada looking for some treasurer.
• 13:45
  Brian McFadden: They're bigfoot, aren't they?
• 13:47
  Testecleese: No, they're looking for a treasure supposedly left by the Templar Knights or something.
• 13:52
  Testecleese: but they're finding like iron crosses when they dig, and they're like, Oh, yeah, this is like, from like 1,500 or something, you know, you go.
• 14:00
  Testecleese: Obviously, like everyone knows Christians who wear crosses. I just think it's hilarious that
• 14:05
  Testecleese: the New York Times had to do like a study on it. You know.
• 14:10
  Testecleese: you guys apparently didn't think that as funny as I did. I laughed my ass off to actually read this article
• 14:16
  Testecleese: big deal at the airport in Chicago, O'hare. They had a passenger pass through with measles.
• 14:24
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 14:24
  Brian McFadden: That's not good.
• 14:25
  Testecleese: No, it's not good.
• 14:26
  Brian McFadden: O'hare is a very busy airport that every a lot of people travel through going everywhere so.
• 14:32
  Testecleese: It's 1 of the biggest on the planet, isn't it?
• 14:34
  Brian McFadden: It's like a major hub for getting across the country.
• 14:37
  Brian McFadden: Yep, sure.
• 14:38
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 14:39
  Testecleese: But they still do. The Mmr. Shot right mumps, measles, and rubella.
• 14:47
  El Guapo: I don't know.
• 14:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think, so, yeah, definitely.
• 14:50
  Testecleese: I got an Mmr. Shot when I was a kid. I'm pretty sure my kid got kids got Mmr. Shots. How is measles becoming so popular.
• 14:58
  El Guapo: Oh, there's a immigration! I'm better so.
• 15:01
  Brian McFadden: Making a comeback.
• 15:03
  El Guapo: Yep, making a comeback, I guess so.
• 15:07
  Brian McFadden: To cover anything else as a follow up.
• 15:10
  El Guapo: When I came into the States you had to verify all my shots. What shots I'm missing.
• 15:15
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 15:15
  Brian McFadden: Well, you joined the navy, too, so.
• 15:17
  El Guapo: No, no, this is as a kid like when it came into the States.
• 15:20
  El Guapo: They're like, I carry my thing with shots so like what shots I got like, okay, he got this shot that shot. Oh, okay, he need this one.
• 15:29
  El Guapo: That's it.
• 15:30
  Testecleese: Did you guys hear about this major power outage in
• 15:33
  El Guapo: The Spain.
• 15:34
  Testecleese: You.
• 15:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 15:37
  El Guapo: In Portugal. Yeah.
• 15:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, I've been reading.
• 15:41
  Brian McFadden: I've heard more about it on the no agenda show, and they're saying that Spain is like
• 15:49
  Brian McFadden: 90% reliant on green energy, and they get.
• 15:53
  Testecleese: Yeah 100%.
• 15:55
  Brian McFadden: And and yeah, they claim to be 100%. But they get a huge chunk of their
• 16:00
  Brian McFadden: reliable energy from France when the green energy doesn't work, and the pipeline from France shut down unexpectedly. So they were.
• 16:09
  Testecleese: Yes, and they're saying it was probably something that happened that made the reactor shut down as like a safety feature.
• 16:15
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 16:16
  Testecleese: And they still haven't figured out what set it up yet. Now there's been a lot of theories out there. I've heard some crazy theories everything from
• 16:23
  Testecleese: obviously a cyber attack to space weather and the magnetosphere of the earth which found interesting. Because I it's funny. This is the 1st time I've listened to the no agenda show in years, and it was this newest episode.
• 16:35
  Brian McFadden: Okay. Good.
• 16:36
  Testecleese: Oh, I was out in the yard all day with a chainsaw, and I had my headphones on that. Do, Bluetooth?
• 16:41
  Testecleese: Am I hearing.
• 16:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, sure.
• 16:42
  Testecleese: So I was like, I'm out of stuff to listen to. I was like, all right. No agenda show off.
• 16:45
  Testecleese: There you go.
• 16:47
  Brian McFadden: They're good for a couple of hours.
• 16:50
  Testecleese: The the funny thing is, they mocked the theory I like about the space weather, but they didn't. They were just talking about atmospheric vibrations, and like laughed at it.
• 16:59
  Testecleese: The theory behind it is the sun shot something out of it, like some kind of mass. Corona.
• 17:05
  Brian McFadden: Flare.
• 17:07
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 17:07
  Testecleese: Similar. Yes,
• 17:10
  Testecleese: And the Earth's magnetosphere didn't stop it, and it overpowered
• 17:16
  Testecleese: the Hertz basically like the energy in the power lines which would try shit. I thought it was interesting, because
• 17:22
  Testecleese: the sciences I've been reading up on lately concerning the Poles flipping predict exactly this would happen so.
• 17:32
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 17:32
  Testecleese: If that's what's happening or not, or it could be. Some guy got came to work drunk and pushed the wrong button, too. Right?
• 17:37
  El Guapo: It could be. It's too much demand, not enough supply tip was that.
• 17:43
  Testecleese: That was. That's 1 of the big ones going around is that Spain is just not putting out like it was. It wasn't windy, and it was cloudy, so they had no energy.
• 17:50
  Brian McFadden: Coming in on their own.
• 17:52
  El Guapo: Yeah, there we go, weather, fucking. Event.
• 17:55
  Brian McFadden: Why you keep.
• 17:56
  El Guapo: No weather.
• 17:56
  Brian McFadden: On solar power and wind power for all your generation. You know.
• 18:02
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 18:03
  Testecleese: No, but it is great for charging batteries.
• 18:06
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 18:07
  Brian McFadden: I don't know. It's patriot, something. I keep seeing the commercials they have this big.
• 18:11
  Brian McFadden: It's all over Facebook.
• 18:13
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, they got the big honking cube battery, and it's got solar panels. And
• 18:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 18:18
  Testecleese: Hey? It's nice to have a giant battery should shit hit the fan right.
• 18:22
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 18:24
  Testecleese: All right. So another power outage happened. There was this crazy storm that came out of nowhere that hit the northeast and midwest like the Ohio Valley area.
• 18:35
  Testecleese: Took a tree out in my yard.
• 18:38
  Testecleese: took out my power lines, caused the giant Charlie fire. My entire front yard was on fire. I had a tree on fire. The shrub on the side of my driveway is on fire, my neighbor's yard. I say, neighbor's yard, the guy who lived closest to me. His yard was on fire because the power line touched that, too.
• 18:55
  Testecleese: I'm still cutting this tree up to get it out of the way which
• 18:59
  Testecleese: we're talking about taking the biggest piece of the tree and making a bench of it and leaving it in the yard to wait for the school bus.
• 19:06
  Brian McFadden: Nice, very cool.
• 19:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's very rustic and homey.
• 19:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 19:11
  Testecleese: But there's something like 300,000 people without power. For a while after that it was crazy.
• 19:16
  Brian McFadden: You got an old home generator there, don't you.
• 19:19
  Testecleese: Yes, and we shut off almost everything and ran on that we went through about 20% of our tank over 3 days.
• 19:27
  Brian McFadden: That's not. That's not bad at all.
• 19:29
  Testecleese: No, but we pay about 800 bucks to fill that tank. So that was.
• 19:33
  Brian McFadden: Right? Right? I understand that. But I mean, yeah.
• 19:36
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, no. It did exactly what it was supposed to do.
• 19:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 19:41
  Testecleese: All right.
• 19:42
  Brian McFadden: And it gives you a better idea, you know, if really needed it. How long can you go without refilling the tank? You know, concept.
• 19:51
  Testecleese: I even said I was like, Okay, next time we're gonna shut this thing off
• 19:55
  Testecleese: for many hours at a time and turn it on long enough to like, do the refrigerators, the fridges, and the freezer.
• 20:01
  Brian McFadden: Turn it off at night when you're asleep. You know, baby.
• 20:03
  Testecleese: Exactly, and just turn it on to like for key key things you need to do.
• 20:10
  Testecleese: it's good to have a Mini emergency, because that shows you how to get ready for the next one. That might be worse.
• 20:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 20:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, and I busted up my grill and just cooked outside instead of using the energy from the generator to use my grill on my stove or my oven, you know.
• 20:27
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 20:28
  Testecleese: West Virginia has passed a law.
• 20:32
  Testecleese: They're calling it Lauren's law, and it's going to increase penalties for
• 20:37
  Testecleese: drug traffickers, basically like Fentanyl and other like deadly substances.
• 20:41
  Brian McFadden: I don't think that's a requirement. I think the laws are already in place, but nobody's enforcing them.
• 20:48
  Testecleese: Well, they say it's going to be a heavier penalty on top of. So if you do get prosecuted, it's going to be
• 20:53
  Testecleese: a longer time in the can, you know.
• 20:57
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 20:58
  Testecleese: You're right, it might not be necessary. Maybe you just need to actually go and crack down.
• 21:01
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 21:02
  Testecleese: I. And I do see a lot of when I do look look up local news, I find a lot of
• 21:08
  Testecleese: drug crimes.
• 21:10
  Brian McFadden: Well, it wasn't the
• 21:12
  Brian McFadden: the opioid crisis like really got its head in West Virginia. Isn't that where it was like.
• 21:20
  Testecleese: Used to be meth, and now it's Fentanyl and Percocets.
• 21:24
  Brian McFadden: Before that it was the
• 21:30
  Brian McFadden: no, and before that well, moonshine, and then oxycodone.
• 21:36
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oxycodones. Well, yeah. Percocet's a brand name.
• 21:40
  Testecleese: all right. Also out here. West Virginia. This is woman running for the Charlestown West Virginia City Council.
• 21:50
  Testecleese: Lauren she she'll of course it's taking forever to load up
• 21:56
  Testecleese: and jeez, and of course I opened up the wrong article. I opened up the Megan's law.
• 22:01
  Testecleese: Anyway, she's running for office here in West Virginia and Facebook took down her campaign account.
• 22:09
  Testecleese: claiming that she was impersonating herself.
• 22:13
  Testecleese: So she sent them a picture of her driver's license. They said, This isn't good enough to prove that you are who you say you are, and they shut down her campaign page for a city council position.
• 22:26
  Testecleese: But this is makes me wonder, is this happening in other small areas where.
• 22:30
  Brian McFadden: Guaranteed.
• 22:31
  Testecleese: Notice.
• 22:31
  Brian McFadden: There. There is no real humans behind Facebook, you know, when you got these disputes that come in, you know.
• 22:40
  Testecleese: I'm just wondering, are they doing this to other people running for office in small small
• 22:43
  Testecleese: areas, in terms of like even Charlestown? It's like a.
• 22:47
  Testecleese: It's a big city.
• 22:49
  Testecleese: But it's like the city council. Yeah, like, that's a position that nobody nobody knows who their city councilmen are. Do they.
• 22:55
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 22:57
  Testecleese: I mean, unless you know per.
• 22:58
  Brian McFadden: I know a couple of them.
• 23:00
  Testecleese: You probably know him personally, too. Right?
• 23:01
  Brian McFadden: No! Just by name.
• 23:03
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, I was that you probably made. I don't know. You probably don't go there and interact with them. But.
• 23:08
  Brian McFadden: I know. There you go. You're more plugged in than the average.
• 23:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the whole show is all about politics and even local politics. I, you know, tend to follow more than the the average bear.
• 23:19
  Testecleese: Yeah. And that's what gets so frustrating as you tell the local something. And like, Yeah, what difference make? It absolutely matters. Charlestown is a very deep red city, but their city council is blue because the Republicans don't vote on local elections.
• 23:33
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 23:34
  Testecleese: And that's why they wonder why all this policy gets passed in their home state.
• 23:39
  Testecleese: especially when they win an overwhelming election. They go ahead and elect a whole bunch of Republican Senators and governors and Congressmen, because it was all in the same ticket, right.
• 23:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 23:48
  Testecleese: But then they don't vote again for another 4 years.
• 23:50
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 23:51
  Testecleese: That's a problem that's that's 1 of my biggest peeves with the Republicans is
• 23:56
  Testecleese: Once they have it the way they think they want it. They think that's good enough to leave it.
• 24:00
  Testecleese: You know what I mean they got, and they got no spines.
• 24:06
  Testecleese: I mean Trump's doing something, but in general, the Republican party doesn't do much, you know. There's a slowdown Democrats.
• 24:16
  Brian McFadden: That's the old Republican party.
• 24:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, until trump showed up alright. One more thing that happened here in West Virginia.
• 24:24
  Testecleese: a department of transportation truck from West Virginia burst into giant fireball in a crazy picture of her burning.
• 24:31
  Testecleese: You don't see that happen often.
• 24:34
  Testecleese: Just thought I'd bring it up because, you know, local news, and it was kind of crazy.
• 24:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 24:39
  Testecleese: What's going on in Virginia.
• 24:41
  Brian McFadden: Well, we have Richmond schools have decided to terminate 5 veteran bus drivers for obstructing operation. Basically, they called out sick
• 24:52
  Brian McFadden: for after school activities.
• 24:54
  Brian McFadden: and apparently the school system wasn't paying them overtime when they hauled kids around after school.
• 25:02
  Testecleese: Well. They called in sick, and then went to go protest in front of like.
• 25:06
  Brian McFadden: At the school. No, they went well. They went to the School board meeting and protested out front of that.
• 25:11
  Brian McFadden: They said this wasn't the 1st time they did this, and there were other people there, but these 5 people were singled out.
• 25:18
  Testecleese: Well, okay.
• 25:19
  Brian McFadden: One of them had worked for the Richmond school systems for, like 29 years.
• 25:23
  Testecleese: Oh, that's 1 way to not to pay a pension. Huh?
• 25:27
  Testecleese: She's I read the headline, I was like, Oh, my God! Like vets that got out of the service, and I read the articles like oh, they meant like long standing.
• 25:34
  Brian McFadden: Fibers.
• 25:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 25:36
  Testecleese: And they know exactly what you said. They've been doing this for years and years. This sound like a good way to oh, we could fire you. Now we don't have to pay you any kind of retirement benefits, you know.
• 25:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 25:46
  Testecleese: I mean, I don't necessarily not necessarily saying that's what they did. But if there were others doing this, and only Target picked out 5. That kind of seems like what it might have been.
• 25:55
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 25:57
  Testecleese: All right.
• 25:59
  Brian McFadden: Alright he is! He! Back.
• 26:02
  Testecleese: Oh, that's right. Oh, no! We'll skip this one and come back to it, because he said.
• 26:05
  Testecleese: say, about this.
• 26:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you had a he had rant for this.
• 26:08
  Testecleese: Yes, and I want to hear it, and I bet it's similar to what I would say.
• 26:12
  Testecleese: But let's skip it on over to the next one there some dude in Virginia beach
• 26:18
  Testecleese: killed killed the woman, I guess, or at least he's accused, and he's been on the run.
• 26:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he's but he he was evaded police for overnight, you know. So.
• 26:29
  Testecleese: All right. He's still at large. From what I understand.
• 26:32
  Brian McFadden: Let's see here, yeah, he's still large.
• 26:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, man, you guys never have good news down there, do you.
• 26:41
  Brian McFadden: We do. We just don't share it.
• 26:44
  Testecleese: You should share some of the good news. Sometimes you make it sound so depressing down there in Virginia dude.
• 26:49
  Testecleese: you know. It's funny. I feel funny saying down there in Virginia. Well, I'm in a I'm further north than Virginia out here in West Virginia.
• 26:57
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 26:58
  Testecleese: And just it has like
• 26:59
  Testecleese: it's an East west thing. But I'm still further north, just like in Boston. I was further north than Toronto. It was kind of weird.
• 27:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 27:07
  Testecleese: All right. So what's up with these Ms 13 gang members here?
• 27:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Apparently they were out in a state prison in in Virginia, on Wise County.
• 27:21
  Brian McFadden: This is an area of Virginia that takes me 7 h driving to get to.
• 27:27
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, it's a long drive.
• 27:30
  Brian McFadden: Most people don't realize Virginia is that big. But you know.
• 27:34
  Testecleese: It's enormous.
• 27:36
  Brian McFadden: And the the officer there was like 5 of them that went to the hospital.
• 27:42
  Brian McFadden: 3 of them were like they were stabbed. It was. It was obviously a coordinated riot type deal.
• 27:51
  Testecleese: Planned out in advance. Yeah. Well, just to. If everyone to make a shank for the you know what I mean.
• 27:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 27:56
  Testecleese: Cause. If you don't just walk around with a weapon on you all times, you just begging to get in trouble right?
• 28:02
  Testecleese: Alright. Do you want to? Hold this for Guapo to show up, or do you just want to go ahead and talk about it?
• 28:07
  Brian McFadden: No, let's hold it.
• 28:08
  Testecleese: Alright. Well, then, we can give him a hard time. But he had to go wipe his kids, butt, or whatever.
• 28:15
  Brian McFadden: Normal, and we start an hour later. So the kids be closer to bed. You know.
• 28:22
  Testecleese: Alright. So Canada's complaining about the migrant crisis. They're having.
• 28:27
  Brian McFadden: Right well, you know, and it's not just them complaining because we've seen it, you know. You can look at the statistics that sure we shut down the southern border. But now people are just
• 28:39
  Brian McFadden: figuring out a way to get to Canada and try to come across the northern.
• 28:42
  Testecleese: Oh, no! This is this is people going into Canada at Niagara Falls requesting asylum.
• 28:50
  Brian McFadden: They can have them.
• 28:52
  Testecleese: Well, Canada doesn't want to deal with them either, and these are the folks that are like self-deporting, so they don't get thrown out by the trump Administration.
• 28:59
  Testecleese: and Canada's like we don't want a whole bunch of gangbangers up here. It's like you're up there telling us we need to let them in and keep them. But you don't want them anywhere near you.
• 29:07
  Testecleese: More, Nimbyism, right.
• 29:09
  Brian McFadden: Yep, not in my backyard.
• 29:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. It's just oh, it's so frustrating. And
• 29:16
  Testecleese: do we care enough about Canada's government and politics? Should we at least acknowledge that they just picked a new Prime Minister.
• 29:24
  Brian McFadden: They didn't pick a new Prime Minister. They.
• 29:26
  Testecleese: I thought they did.
• 29:26
  Brian McFadden: The Prime Minister gets to keep his job, even though he lost his seat in the in the Legislature.
• 29:33
  Testecleese: So what's Kearney doing?
• 29:36
  Testecleese: I thought Guy replaced Carney.
• 29:39
  Testecleese: Oh, I thought I thought Carney took the position. I thought Kearney was okay. Kearney was temporarily holding it.
• 29:45
  Testecleese: I don't know. All sorts of weird stuff happened. I don't know how that government works.
• 29:49
  Testecleese: I just know that an election just happened that apparently was important.
• 29:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 29:56
  Testecleese: They they got a strange system. It's it's like the rest of those Uk countries, though you know.
• 30:02
  Testecleese: Alright, God DA has gone and raided a Colorado Spring club like an underground club.
• 30:11
  Testecleese: and arrested over a hundred immigrants. And I actually saw another article that I didn't bother sharing.
• 30:16
  Brian McFadden: And but also there was
• 30:20
  Brian McFadden: active duty, military people that were providing
• 30:24
  Brian McFadden: working a part-time job, doing security in that place.
• 30:28
  Testecleese: That's the same guy.
• 30:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 30:31
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, yeah, okay. I got that down conflicts, too.
• 30:35
  Testecleese: under a different. It's a different article with the same thing.
• 30:38
  Brian McFadden: And and I'm trying to figure out what the hell pink cocaine is.
• 30:42
  Testecleese: You know, they keep changing the name of this crap so often, I mean, for all we know, it could be some kind of weird mdma.
• 30:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 30:49
  Testecleese: I mean.
• 30:49
  Brian McFadden: That that just shows me that I am out of the system.
• 30:54
  Brian McFadden: I will never be back in that kind of system again. I'll just be old and outdated.
• 31:00
  Testecleese: You know, you know what cocaine is exotic enough for me. I don't need weird.
• 31:05
  Brian McFadden: We.
• 31:06
  Testecleese: Drugs
• 31:08
  Testecleese: and not that I do a bunch of cocaine. I'm saying, if I'm gonna get down on some crazy drugs, that's where I'll do that.
• 31:14
  Brian McFadden: You want to go, Pink Man. Pink's the way to go.
• 31:19
  Brian McFadden: That's the shit.
• 31:22
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 31:22
  Brian McFadden: But yeah. And apparently this guy's commanding officer told him that he couldn't take this job, and it'd be a conflict of interest. Don't do it don't do. It
• 31:31
  Brian McFadden: will get in trouble because of this.
• 31:34
  Brian McFadden: They've got in charge with distributing, you know. Cocaine.
• 31:38
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, that's the civilian charge. Right?
• 31:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 31:42
  Testecleese: Now, how long is he gonna be? Awol?
• 31:46
  Testecleese: He's going to get nailed so he's going to serve his sentence, his jail time, or whatever he's going to get right. Then the officer turn around and say you were Awol for 5 years when you sat in prison. Let's go have a court martial and put you back in prison.
• 31:59
  Testecleese: I don't know if people understand. That's how it works. They can do that if they want to.
• 32:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 32:04
  Testecleese: They might say, not worth our time, not worth our effort. Just dishonorable discharge on the spot.
• 32:10
  Testecleese: But if he's just alright, if you said, he's an officer, or just like a.
• 32:14
  Brian McFadden: He's enlisted.
• 32:16
  Testecleese: Alright, they might just kick him out.
• 32:19
  Testecleese: You know it's weird as it sounds. It's it's not worth the effort. And the money, you know.
• 32:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 32:26
  Testecleese: Excuse me.
• 32:30
  Testecleese: What's going on in this class action suit crap! I heard with the Supreme Court.
• 32:34
  Testecleese: I'm sorry. I judge
• 32:36
  Testecleese: alien enemies act. The Supreme Court said he could use the alien enemies act, and he didn't even need doesn't even need to technically right.
• 32:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and
• 32:49
  Testecleese: This judge is that white people sue him.
• 32:51
  Brian McFadden: This is a yeah. This district judge has come out and said that he he can turn this into a class action suit.
• 32:58
  Testecleese: But if the Supreme Court said, It's okay to use the Alien Enemies act. The only problem they had was this.
• 33:02
  Brian McFadden: So.
• 33:02
  Testecleese: Garcia Guy didn't get an Nis interview before he was deported.
• 33:09
  Testecleese: I mean, we could literally send a guy to El Salvador right now to do that interview
• 33:14
  Testecleese: and tell them what's what's going on, and why
• 33:16
  Testecleese: they keep talking due process like that means he gets a fucking jury trial.
• 33:21
  Brian McFadden: No, that's not what it means at all.
• 33:23
  Testecleese: Immigration's a different court altogether.
• 33:27
  Testecleese: And okay, if we're gonna say that the due process well, then, you get a fucking, speedy trial, you don't get a notice to appear in court in 5 years after you cross the border right.
• 33:36
  Brian McFadden: And I learned today on the no agenda show, which I'm sure you learned too, or maybe no, it was on the Clay and buck. Show those 2 today that
• 33:45
  Brian McFadden: that the Department of Homeland Security can actually and
• 33:49
  Brian McFadden: and ice can issue their own warrants.
• 33:53
  Brian McFadden: Yes, there are administrative warrants for arrests and deportation.
• 33:58
  Brian McFadden: you know, and the Federal court system has to
• 34:02
  Brian McFadden: acknowledge him. And they're not. That's what this one judge is getting charged with.
• 34:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, and see, that's that's what I meant by immigration is different than criminal
• 34:13
  Testecleese: court. They're they're not the same animal. They're they're done differently. They have different, I mean, you'll see different judges.
• 34:20
  Brian McFadden: And you got these judges that don't think that the immigration warrants are worth the paper they're printed on so.
• 34:27
  Testecleese: You still got it from a Federal judge.
• 34:30
  Testecleese: You know it just wasn't a a criminal court judge. It was an immigration court judge.
• 34:36
  Testecleese: and that's exactly the thing. And then, yeah, well,
• 34:41
  Testecleese: I'm gonna skip that. I'm gonna come back to that in a second. I'm not going to quite skip it. But exactly the one judge who helped that dude out like actually helped him flee.
• 34:50
  Testecleese: You see, this other judge who was like, I'm gonna shut down my court now until
• 34:56
  Testecleese: you know, until we stop the President. I'm like you can't do that.
• 34:59
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 35:00
  Testecleese: But you you should just resign your position. You don't get to decide. I'm just not going to enforce the law
• 35:07
  Testecleese: that that you're and that's the funny thing is, the judge isn't even supposed to enforce the law. They're just supposed to make sure that the case being brought up is done fairly right.
• 35:16
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 35:18
  Testecleese: Alright. Now I shared this one because I wanted to see your reaction.
• 35:23
  Testecleese: A judge has dismissed charges against the man accused of murder
• 35:30
  Testecleese: and of being an Ms. 13 gang leader.
• 35:34
  Testecleese: Why do you think that happened.
• 35:36
  Brian McFadden: Was it a State judge?
• 35:39
  Testecleese: It was the Criminal court, so it might have been Federal. It's probably State.
• 35:43
  Brian McFadden: No district court judge that doesn't surprise me. District court judges are trying to like prove that the judicial system is more powerful
• 35:54
  Brian McFadden: than the other 2 branches of service.
• 35:57
  Testecleese: Well, I'll tell you why this happened which I immediately was like. This is why, and then it turns out it was why.
• 36:03
  Testecleese: by dismissing the criminal charges. This person is not going to have a trial and boom, they're going to be deported instead.
• 36:13
  Brian McFadden: Hopefully.
• 36:13
  Testecleese: That's what that's what they've already. They've already started the process of deportation like like, well, we could put them in our prison system, or we could waste our resources and just have a trial and find him guilty and then deport them. Why don't we just deport them and say, fuck it.
• 36:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 36:27
  Testecleese: And I, I got a feeling we're gonna see a lot more of this
• 36:31
  Testecleese: as judges realize what's actually going to happen and what's happening here.
• 36:35
  Testecleese: They'll just dismiss, dismiss the charges they a they get to wash their hands and say, it's not my fault right.
• 36:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 36:43
  Testecleese: And the Federal Government gets what they want.
• 36:46
  Testecleese: So like it's it's 1 way of the judge saying it ain't my fault, and not piss anyone off, or at least appear to attempt not piss anyone off.
• 36:55
  Testecleese: And I saw this.
• 36:59
  Testecleese: Think it's a Florida bill or no. Maybe it's Federal.
• 37:02
  Testecleese: Yeah. It's a Federal bill that they're trying to push through. They're not getting a lot of Republican support, but it's it's about how judges often quit or like resign or retire to avoid misconduct investigations that's usually like in terms of like sexual harassment and stuff.
• 37:16
  Testecleese: The the Dems are trying to push something, saying, I don't care. We're still gonna come after these charts.
• 37:22
  Brian McFadden: The Dems or the Republicans.
• 37:23
  Testecleese: The Dems want to do this, that.
• 37:27
  Brian McFadden: Toronto.
• 37:29
  Testecleese: Well.
• 37:30
  Brian McFadden: A lot more of the corrupt judges come from the dem side of the house, and the Republican side of the house.
• 37:35
  Testecleese: Well, they're definitely pursuing charges. That one judge who retired or resigned his position and then was found to have illegal
• 37:43
  Testecleese: migrant gang member in his house.
• 37:45
  Testecleese: He also quit his position. They're still bringing charges against him.
• 37:50
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 37:51
  Testecleese: But yeah, I don't know exactly what they're trying to do with this. I mean, I know what they're trying to do, but I don't know how they're gonna do it
• 37:56
  Testecleese: like it's not like you're not allowed to investigate someone after they've quit their job right.
• 38:00
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 38:02
  Testecleese: So I don't know what exactly they could do to make it
• 38:05
  Testecleese: more likely they will be investigated, and, you know, prosecuted.
• 38:11
  Testecleese: Just Jasmine Crockett. Did you hear her.
• 38:15
  Brian McFadden: Or.
• 38:16
  Testecleese: Complaining about.
• 38:17
  Brian McFadden: Jesus.
• 38:18
  Testecleese: These.
• 38:18
  Brian McFadden: Next generation of Aoc right here, you know.
• 38:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, she said. How is this fair for us to send all these people back to their countries? It's like, what are they gonna do with all these people, especially all these criminals that are getting sent back. It's like, How what are we.
• 38:32
  Brian McFadden: And then she said, How would you feel if people, countries, other countries started sending all their people to us? It's been happening for quite a while.
• 38:42
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 38:44
  Brian McFadden: Nobody remembers Cuba.
• 38:46
  Testecleese: She is so toned up.
• 38:47
  Brian McFadden: The the prisons, and shipped them all over on a boat on boats.
• 38:52
  Testecleese: Yeah. Venezuela emptied their prisons and they didn't ship them over. They just said, Get out of our country, don't ever come back. The United States will take you.
• 39:00
  Testecleese: and then Venezuela won't even take them back if we try to send them back. That's why we'll send them to El Salvador.
• 39:07
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 39:08
  Testecleese: Yeah. And now the Democrats are trying to bring back the Abrego Garcia.
• 39:13
  Testecleese: Sure, I thought they were brought bright enough to finally let it go.
• 39:16
  Brian McFadden: No, they're not that bright.
• 39:19
  Testecleese: But yeah, they want some kind of transparency vote concerning who votes? What way about
• 39:25
  Testecleese: bringing them back into the country.
• 39:28
  Testecleese: which I keep hearing people say trump was ordered to bring it back in the countries.
• 39:31
  Brian McFadden: He doesn't have that. He doesn't have that ability.
• 39:34
  Testecleese: Well, he wasn't. In order to bring him back. He was ordered to facilitate the return. That just means, hey? If this dude wants to send him back. We'll send the plane down to pick him up right.
• 39:43
  Brian McFadden: If it's up to El Salvador, if they want to deport them back to the United States to be deported right back to them.
• 39:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 39:52
  Brian McFadden: I don't care how how many kids he's got in Maryland being the Maryland man and all. You know.
• 39:59
  Brian McFadden: there's all kinds of shit that's come out, you know, where.
• 40:02
  Testecleese: And stuff.
• 40:02
  Brian McFadden: He was, you know, his wife put in for a protective order on him.
• 40:09
  Brian McFadden: and he's also got that video circulating about. Well, that. And he also got a video circulating where he got pulled over in Tennessee with some weird configuration. His car, so more people could fit in it. Nobody.
• 40:24
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 40:24
  Brian McFadden: Driver's licenses, or Sue.
• 40:26
  Testecleese: You were trafficking.
• 40:28
  Brian McFadden: You know.
• 40:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. And it's like, dude. You guys picked up the wrong hill to die on. You know you did.
• 40:33
  Testecleese: And now but I've seen in the news they they're getting pissed at this 2 year old
• 40:38
  Testecleese: and 7 year old that got deported, and there.
• 40:40
  Brian McFadden: They didn't get deported.
• 40:42
  Testecleese: Exactly. They did not get to board him.
• 40:43
  Brian McFadden: They left it up to the parents to decide, and the parents decide to take their kids with them.
• 40:48
  Testecleese: Well, they only let the mother choose. They did not give the father a say, because apparently the father begged to keep the kids.
• 40:53
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 40:54
  Testecleese: So, but.
• 40:56
  Brian McFadden: That'd be the mother's right to choose. Huh?
• 40:59
  Testecleese: Apparently. But here's the thing is.
• 41:02
  Testecleese: don't you remember them a little while ago, complaining about family family separation, and you deporting someone and leaving their kids behind in the States. How, how can you argue both sides of this? Are we just supposed to let you stay here.
• 41:11
  Brian McFadden: Because they just make it up as they go.
• 41:14
  Testecleese: Like this is this is literally what trump, not trump. Obama was trying to stop was Anchor baby. So exactly this couldn't happen right.
• 41:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 41:21
  Testecleese: And that's the thing is, these folks have the memory of a goldfish.
• 41:25
  Brian McFadden: They do?
• 41:26
  Testecleese: And I mean, did they pay attention the 1st time around just forgot it? Or were they not paying attention until trump showed up.
• 41:32
  Brian McFadden: They're I mean, there's that attention of a goldfish, you know. They will forget it, you know.
• 41:40
  Brian McFadden: 5 min from now.
• 41:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, they'll argue. Well, they'll say one thing, then say the exact opposite. 20 min later, it's like, Well, which one do you want?
• 41:48
  Testecleese: And now it's just like it's the choice of the mother. So it's like she chose to take her kids with her. You know.
• 41:56
  Testecleese: Did you see all the pictures of all the people arrested illegals that were arrested, put on the White House lawn.
• 42:01
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 42:03
  Testecleese: Oh, it's hilarious! There's hundreds of them.
• 42:05
  Testecleese: and new tons of news organizations went there, and they they're blurring out the faces
• 42:10
  Testecleese: and like, well, we don't know if any of this stuff's legit like, well, how about you? Go spend a couple of minutes, and actually, Google, because their names and everything are listed right there.
• 42:19
  Testecleese: They're like, why don't you go look this up before you just blur it out and make it look like it's evil, you know.
• 42:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 42:26
  Testecleese: Alright! What's going on in the world, Brian?
• 42:28
  Brian McFadden: Well, the Mexico's president says she declined Trump's offer for a Us. Military crackdown on cartels.
• 42:38
  Testecleese: Yeah. Hmm!
• 42:40
  Testecleese: We were talking about how these Mexican politicians kept dying.
• 42:45
  Testecleese: and seems like they were killed by the cartels. And this is the one who said, No, no, no.
• 42:49
  Brian McFadden: Because she doesn't want to die.
• 42:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, she said, our country is not for sale.
• 42:53
  Brian McFadden: Oh, really, it's already been sold.
• 42:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's it's dumped in some.
• 42:59
  Testecleese: You could get it back by stopping the cartels.
• 43:04
  Testecleese: I don't know why you wouldn't. And what are we asking Mexico
• 43:08
  Testecleese: for to do this like we're not saying, Give us.
• 43:10
  Brian McFadden: No, it's not like Ukraine, where we're asking for their precious metals.
• 43:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, ex exactly. Ukraine were actually like, Hey, give us something for this right?
• 43:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 43:20
  Brian McFadden: we wasted billions of dollars on this shit, and we see the future. You know, if if we've got a interest in Ukraine, we will defend you longer, you know.
• 43:33
  Testecleese: Exactly. If we have something there to protect, maybe we'll be involved in a little bit of help. Little more help?
• 43:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. But speaking of United States military dude.
• 43:44
  Brian McFadden: Go, navy.
• 43:46
  Testecleese: Now I will say at least, it was during an unexpected high speed turn. Yeah. And you know what that can do to a ship right like a high speed, turn!
• 43:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 43:56
  Testecleese: But was it an 18? An fa. 18
• 44:00
  Testecleese: that we dropped in the ocean.
• 44:03
  Brian McFadden: 6, and the tractor the tractor that was towing it. 60 million dollars, fighter, fighter! Jet, yep.
• 44:11
  Testecleese: Luckily everyone got out of the way, but like they lost control, and it went right out the hangar bay.
• 44:16
  Brian McFadden: Yep, and into the water.
• 44:18
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! Dude!
• 44:23
  Brian McFadden: And you don't just replace a 60 million dollars fighter jet anytime soon.
• 44:29
  Testecleese: We probably. I'm sure we have more parked somewhere, but
• 44:33
  Testecleese: you take it out of the storage away.
• 44:34
  Brian McFadden: Well, this ship's on deployment. So it's not like
• 44:37
  Brian McFadden: they're getting a new fighter. Jet. So there's a pilot that has no plane to fly anymore.
• 44:43
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, his job's gonna suck, and you know it.
• 44:46
  Testecleese: These could be filing paperwork for everyone.
• 44:49
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 44:51
  Testecleese: Because there's no way they're like, well, they're not gonna say like, do nothing. They're they're gonna find something for this guy.
• 44:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he's getting paid, you know, definitely.
• 44:58
  Testecleese: Oh, man! But yeah, I was just like, Oh, my God, we just.
• 45:03
  Brian McFadden: Be the substitute pilot, you know, when somebody goes home sick, you know he'll be the one flying.
• 45:07
  Testecleese: I got the sniffles.
• 45:10
  Brian McFadden: I'll take your plane.
• 45:12
  Testecleese: 60 million dollars modern technology fighter. Jet bloop right in the ocean.
• 45:21
  Testecleese: Alright. So what the fuck is going on at the Dca air base.
• 45:30
  Brian McFadden: This is. This is Reagan National Airport again in the Pentagon, and apparently this another Black Hawk.
• 45:37
  Brian McFadden: even though they've changed the rules and they can't fly anywhere near Reagan. When it left the Pentagon it did not go in the direction it was supposed to go it towards Reagan.
• 45:49
  Testecleese: 2 aircraft couldn't land because of this right.
• 45:51
  Brian McFadden: Well, luckily, air traffic Control spotted it this time instead of how they did it last time.
• 45:58
  Brian McFadden: and they were able to, you know. Get these 2 planes to, you know. Do a fly by and come back around again.
• 46:05
  Brian McFadden: Nobody died in this one.
• 46:07
  Testecleese: Correct. Did you see? Duffy?
• 46:13
  Testecleese: Blast
• 46:15
  Brian McFadden: Headscarf.
• 46:16
  Testecleese: Od.
• 46:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 46:18
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! Dude! Here we go.
• 46:21
  Testecleese: Quote unacceptable. Our helicopter restrictions are. Dca. Around DC. Are crystal clear. In addition to investigations at Ntsb. And Faa News.
• 46:32
  Testecleese: I'll be talking to the Department of Defense to ask why the hell our rules were disregarded. Duffy put on a post on Friday. Quote. No more helicopter rides with vps or unnecessary training in congested DC. Airspace full of civilians. Take a taxi or Uber. Besides, most vips have black car service
• 46:50
  Testecleese: dude. How often do you see members of the Cabinet calling each other out publicly like that?
• 46:55
  Brian McFadden: Not very often.
• 46:56
  Testecleese: I can't think the last time I can't think of ever I've seen that.
• 47:00
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 47:01
  Testecleese: And especially after what already happened.
• 47:04
  Testecleese: Like, we won't jeez. And yeah, people died last time.
• 47:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, a lot of people died like 67 plus crew.
• 47:16
  Testecleese: This is, yeah. And the funny thing is, I came across that take a taxi or Uber quote like 5 times like, what is it. And it's from the transportation secretary. I was like, Oh.
• 47:24
  Testecleese: okay, he's talking about like, you know, just
• 47:28
  Testecleese: try to drive less, basically, you know.
• 47:30
  Testecleese: And then, after the 4.th
• 47:32
  Brian McFadden: Oh, people are using the Blackhawks as means of getting around faster, and he's saying, Screw, you're getting there faster. Take an Uber.
• 47:41
  Testecleese: Yeah. What are you doing? Using a frigging, a black hawk helicopter as a taxi service?
• 47:48
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 47:49
  Testecleese: Like that. That's ridiculous! And what are you doing? What are you doing here at all? What do you need to be at the air the
• 47:57
  Testecleese: civilian airport. For if you really want to do this like, couldn't you? They build like just a helipad close enough to the airport.
• 48:05
  Testecleese: I'm just there's gotta be something better than doing what they're doing, because it's it's fucking everything up.
• 48:11
  Testecleese: People are dying, and they're not learning a lesson.
• 48:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 48:16
  Testecleese: And actually, it's interesting. I just listened to an interview from him the other day.
• 48:20
  Testecleese: Tim Pool, when he went, did the White House thing when he was like the the new media guy, he said. He sat down for the entire day and did interviews. He's got like Sebastian Gorka. He did spoke to
• 48:33
  Testecleese: Christy Nome. He spoke to sean Duffy here.
• 48:38
  Brian McFadden: Lots of lots of stuff to to cover over the weeks coming.
• 48:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's been dropping. Yeah, exactly. He's been dropping a
• 48:46
  Testecleese: He's been dropping an interview every day. We were talking about how, when Tim Pool went to the White House he did interviews with a whole bunch of big big names.
• 48:57
  Testecleese: And he's been releasing them slowly.
• 49:00
  El Guapo: Oh, shit.
• 49:01
  Testecleese: Oh, it's dude! I really like the Sebastian Gorka one, the anti-terrorism Guy.
• 49:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, I know about him because of I don't know if you follow Mr. Reagan.
• 49:11
  Testecleese: I know the name, but I can't remember the last time I watched any of that.
• 49:15
  El Guapo: Well, he does, he does his own show, and one of his
• 49:21
  El Guapo: what's the word I'm looking for?
• 49:23
  El Guapo: His friend, close friend kind of, but he'd look up to him.
• 49:28
  El Guapo: is Sebastian Gorka. So I know about Sebastian Gorka, because he talked to him a couple times and stuff.
• 49:34
  El Guapo: you know.
• 49:34
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 49:35
  El Guapo: Like. I know some of those people, because they always are like in the same realm. You know.
• 49:41
  Testecleese: Oh, Gork, I've I've been watching him do interviews for years.
• 49:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 49:46
  El Guapo: Mentor. That's what we're looking for. That's 1 of his mentor.
• 49:49
  Testecleese: There you go!
• 49:51
  Testecleese: Well. Apparently the United States and Ukraine have finally signed an agreement concerning
• 49:56
  Testecleese: the mineral rights and some kind of investment fund.
• 50:00
  El Guapo: Yeah, I mean, if people don't know what it means, like, we're gonna have a bunch of people from the United States moving over there to mine this like minerals and stuff tax free and stuff like that because it'll be really hassle to pay.
• 50:14
  El Guapo: So it's gonna be a lot of money going back into the States, you know.
• 50:17
  Testecleese: And these precious metals.
• 50:19
  El Guapo: Yes, also, too, and a discount.
• 50:21
  Testecleese: I mean, maybe we could start making a computer chips instead of buying them from Taiwan right.
• 50:26
  El Guapo: I gotta. We just discover a bunch of metals over here by Oklahoma, Texas, and stuff like that.
• 50:31
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, this plane.
• 50:32
  Brian McFadden: We don't have. Any way, we don't have the refining capabilities. It's apparently very dirty process to do.
• 50:40
  Testecleese: To refine, to get up and running, refining. Yes.
• 50:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 50:43
  El Guapo: So doing this somewhere else would be like.
• 50:46
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 50:46
  El Guapo: Much better.
• 50:48
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, it's not gonna pollute America. Let me know.
• 50:51
  El Guapo: I mean, that's the thing is gonna be like a factory American company does. If I had to follow EPA codes, that's the question.
• 50:58
  Testecleese: Not not in Ukraine. That's for Ukraine law.
• 51:01
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 51:02
  Testecleese: So whatever the law in Ukraine is concerning environment, protection.
• 51:06
  Brian McFadden: Martial law, right now so.
• 51:08
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, yeah, I ain't going over there to mine right now. Period right.
• 51:12
  El Guapo: Going back to the post.
• 51:14
  Brian McFadden: Some blaze.
• 51:16
  El Guapo: But this is gonna save you currently, because there's a lot of.
• 51:19
  Brian McFadden: With that.
• 51:22
  Testecleese: All right. Yeah, yeah. I got a good. I got a good way to still tie that into a segment segue. But while we're still talking about conflict here
• 51:32
  Testecleese: Poland. I read this article twice to make sure I understood it, because it said Poland launches a military operation after provocations by Russian warplanes over Baltic. I was like, no, no, no, Poland is NATO. We cannot be getting in a direct conflict. NATO and Russia horrible things will happen.
• 51:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 51:49
  Testecleese: They're not engaging.
• 51:50
  Testecleese: They are simply putting up more air patrols over their own airspace.
• 51:56
  Brian McFadden: Well.
• 51:57
  Testecleese: But they are preparing.
• 51:59
  Testecleese: They're putting up their defensive posture. Basically, you know what I mean.
• 52:04
  Testecleese: I don't know why everyone's certain Poland's going to be invaded, but probably because it's the most invaded place on the planet in the history of the world.
• 52:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 52:12
  Testecleese: Alright, but all right. Well, Aoc Brian, you shared this.
• 52:19
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 52:21
  Testecleese: Her team.
• 52:22
  Brian McFadden: We had a big town Hall meeting.
• 52:25
  Testecleese: This one is indoor.
• 52:26
  Testecleese: Newark, right?
• 52:27
  Brian McFadden: Well, you would think so, since
• 52:31
  Testecleese: Well, she's been traveling the country with Bernie doing that other thing.
• 52:34
  Brian McFadden: Let's see here.
• 52:35
  Testecleese: I'm pretty sure this was in New York, and was one of her constituents.
• 52:41
  El Guapo: Basically through a temper tantrum, though. Right? Did you? Did you listen?
• 52:45
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 52:45
  Brian McFadden: They don't work. I don't know.
• 52:48
  Brian McFadden: I don't.
• 52:49
  Testecleese: Walker. You're a Walker minnow.
• 52:50
  El Guapo: So this is what happened when you create a monster, you know, and you they're paying for it. Now.
• 52:56
  El Guapo: you know. Let your emotions be out there, you know. Don't control you fucking thoughts, I mean, don't control your emotions, you know. And instead of like, Look, I don't agree with you. What you're doing. This is why, why, why, why, you know, instead of being all dramatic about it.
• 53:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, they're calling a war criminal a liar and accused of genocide. And it's like, you know, she has no authority at all. What's going on in the Middle East, right.
• 53:19
  El Guapo: They don't understand. This oralc is the one that's like, Oh, when I get elected, gonna start sending bills and stuff like no, you don't sign bills. You both for the bill, you know, and she says things like that. And people don't understand the process of things they're gonna meet. Just they're gonna take you in charge. It's your fault. You do nothing. So you radicalize these people. And now you have to fucking pay for it. You know.
• 53:44
  Testecleese: And this is where I was going to move that story to was at the top of stupid crimes. So Guapo, tell me about the the mail theft thing.
• 53:55
  Testecleese: Oh, this lady! Oh, dude!
• 53:57
  Testecleese: Ready.
• 53:58
  El Guapo: Yes, I'm upset about it. Okay, Dude. She did the crime. They caught her good, but the fucking punishment did not fucking fit, and I don't know why they're giving lenience to her. It's because
• 54:10
  El Guapo: I don't know. I don't know. They say you're gonna do repay these things. It's almost 200, like 2 almost 200 grand oh, plus.
• 54:18
  Testecleese: Yeah. Steal my Christmas card money. Yeah.
• 54:20
  Testecleese: Okay, money and stuff like that.
• 54:21
  El Guapo: Yes, and.
• 54:22
  Testecleese: We all talked about at Christmas time, too, didn't we?
• 54:26
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 54:26
  Testecleese: He talks about the money disappearing from cards.
• 54:29
  El Guapo: Like. You know how.
• 54:30
  Brian McFadden: That's why they recommend. Don't send the actual cash and cards.
• 54:33
  El Guapo: You can send like a true electronically now. Well, you got this, Grandma.
• 54:39
  Brian McFadden: Well, there's some people.
• 54:40
  El Guapo: Yeah, still can't do that, you know. They go further.
• 54:43
  Testecleese: That and no.
• 54:44
  Brian McFadden: They're not technologically literate enough to do it. So.
• 54:47
  Testecleese: Not even that. But what about your five-year-old niece, you? Gonna how are you gonna send.
• 54:52
  Brian McFadden: Trash, Hopper.
• 54:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, she doesn't have a bank account. She wants a $5 bill, you know.
• 54:59
  El Guapo: But anyways, my rent is like, Oh, she's gonna pay for it, like, okay, she's gonna go to prison. She gonna after 2 years of prison. She's gonna come out. She's gonna hide this on her record. Who's gonna hire her like you got fucking sticky hands?
• 55:14
  El Guapo: Who's gonna hire.
• 55:15
  Brian McFadden: It's.
• 55:16
  El Guapo: You know.
• 55:17
  Testecleese: And not just that. You also violated all sorts of laws just opening someone else's mail right?
• 55:22
  El Guapo: Yeah. Federal laws, yeah, big deal. You don't mess with a mailman. You're asking for trouble, but anyways, but she was a mailman.
• 55:31
  El Guapo: But anyways, it's just like, oh, what this freaking punishment did not fucking fit dude!
• 55:37
  El Guapo: She's not gonna pay this shit back. Why would we? Just, instead of like putting her in prison stuff like that. Let her pick up fucking trash in the highway on the roads.
• 55:48
  El Guapo: Until she paid this debt off, you know, like I see people get which is kind of crazy.
• 55:52
  Testecleese: Actually, I grew up. Gobble. I I like that way you put that is the Virginia
• 56:00
  Testecleese: branch, or whatever region.
• 56:03
  El Guapo: we'd still be Federal funds. But it would be the usps would pay back all of these people that have claims or whatever right.
• 56:09
  Brian McFadden: They got some kind of liability insurance because they're Federal government. So.
• 56:13
  Testecleese: Exactly. And then exactly what Guapo said was, she does community service, and so she's raised that much money to pay back the people that paid off her theft.
• 56:22
  Testecleese: I like that. Pick up trash or yeah, white graffiti.
• 56:26
  El Guapo: I see people do picking up trash on the highway, and then that fuck the fucking volunteers. You know. I can tell the fucking volunteers because they're not white or black. What else is left?
• 56:37
  El Guapo: They're doing this.
• 56:38
  Brian McFadden: I just picked up trash here in Hampton last weekend.
• 56:41
  El Guapo: Yeah. Dude this 58, where I go up and down. I see Hispanic people picking up trash, and they get paid for this, and they would.
• 56:48
  Testecleese: Interfere.
• 56:49
  Brian McFadden: What, Andrew, they may be illegals.
• 56:53
  El Guapo: Yeah. Well, this is like a city something like that. But anyways, when they finish picking up trash, you know how I know they're not criminals. They're on the phone waiting for get picked up after finish picking up the trash.
• 57:02
  Testecleese: Well, it's you say that we have a volunteer service here. You can volunteer, and then the county will come. Pick you up and drop you off, and that's how they pick up.
• 57:10
  El Guapo: Closed.
• 57:11
  Testecleese: We're also in the mountains.
• 57:12
  El Guapo: You want to adapt a little certain part of the road to put your name on the blocker like, Hey, this is this family, or whatever. Pick up the trash, and they pick up the trash, you know.
• 57:22
  El Guapo: and at the same time.
• 57:25
  El Guapo: but saying like they're getting paid for, it is this person's shoe like, okay, how much we paying our people picking up? Trust 12 bucks an hour. Good. You're only gonna get paid 6 bucks an hour
• 57:36
  El Guapo: because you.
• 57:37
  Testecleese: Give them minimum wage whatever. Whatever local minimum wage is.
• 57:40
  El Guapo: No, no, no, that shit they have how you like being somebody's stealing your shit, you know.
• 57:47
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 57:48
  El Guapo: And you pay it off like that, you know.
• 57:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, cleaning graffiti, upper buildings? Or, yeah.
• 57:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, something like that. And when you finish, like, you know what you do, your time. You agree to crime. You're fucking excellent worker. You could be a supervisor for a while if you want, until you get your feet on your back and we're gonna recommend you.
• 58:07
  Testecleese: Yeah. Then then we'll even give you a job working for the the government doing this.
• 58:11
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no more, no more government job. You're gonna be on your own. But we're gonna.
• 58:15
  Testecleese: No, yeah, you got in trouble, for while working for the government. Good point, I was thinking, doing this particular job of cleaning up this the roads or clean beauty, city beautification. You know what I mean.
• 58:25
  El Guapo: You give me a lot of recommendation, and somebody else can take a chance and trust in her, you know.
• 58:36
  El Guapo: But.
• 58:37
  Brian McFadden: What's up with us.
• 58:39
  El Guapo: Go ahead!
• 58:40
  Brian McFadden: Finish.
• 58:41
  El Guapo: No, just tired of this fucking crime, not fitting the fucking 2 years dude. And you're gonna repay this.
• 58:47
  El Guapo: What? How the fuck she gonna pay this thing, though I just didn't see it
• 58:51
  El Guapo: like I mean, I don't know what to kind of judge. You just follow the books instead of coming out with something original like, you know, you know what. Let me call this company, hey? Let me see, you're gonna go work for them. Get paid half until you repay this. Shit back.
• 59:05
  Testecleese: Alright. Well, let's move on to more stupid crimes.
• 59:09
  Brian McFadden: The Illinois man has been convicted of killing a Palestine boy. He gets 53 years.
• 59:16
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, yeah. Fuck it.
• 59:18
  Testecleese: He killed a 6 year old Palestinian boy
• 59:22
  Testecleese: right after the real right after the attack in Israel.
• 59:28
  El Guapo: Wow! About the.
• 59:29
  Testecleese: Israeli attack. So he's just now.
• 59:32
  El Guapo: Or what.
• 59:33
  Testecleese: That's do it.
• 59:34
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 59:35
  El Guapo: Oh, it probably it's still.
• 59:38
  Testecleese: But okay, to kill the boy.
• 59:41
  Testecleese: Building.
• 59:42
  Brian McFadden: Boy had nothing to do with the whole war. Yeah.
• 59:47
  Testecleese: And I just ate 53.
• 59:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, the guy would probably be.
• 59:50
  Testecleese: He'll probably be dead when he gets out.
• 59:52
  El Guapo: Oh, Justin!
• 59:53
  Brian McFadden: Hope, so.
• 59:55
  El Guapo: Schubach Dude that even sounds fucking American. Joseph Schubach, with his Z. 8 CZ.
• 1:00:03
  El Guapo: Uba, almost like Cuba, with a Z in the middle of it, 73 years old.
• 1:00:11
  Brian McFadden: 73. Yeah, he's definitely not gonna be alive.
• 1:00:13
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's a death sentence. Good for him.
• 1:00:15
  El Guapo: Oh, he's white.
• 1:00:19
  El Guapo: Yeah, he's white as hell, too.
• 1:00:21
  Brian McFadden: Like what the fuck man. So I think.
• 1:00:23
  Ron Pascoe: Talked about this on the last show, where.
• 1:00:25
  Testecleese: Hold on. I want to acknowledge I want to acknowledge the repeat offenders here.
• 1:00:28
  El Guapo: Oh, shit.
• 1:00:29
  Ron Pascoe: Like. I'm always.
• 1:00:30
  El Guapo: Hey? Everybody's.
• 1:00:32
  Brian McFadden: Around summertime.
• 1:00:34
  Ron Pascoe: Hey? Enjoying the summer, boys? It's autumn here.
• 1:00:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we have switched to summer hours, so I can spend more time on the boat in the sun.
• 1:00:42
  Brian McFadden: Get more shit face.
• 1:00:46
  Brian McFadden: I have not passed out.
• 1:00:49
  Testecleese: It's been months.
• 1:00:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:00:52
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:00:53
  Testecleese: But now that you're back on the boat for an extra hour.
• 1:00:55
  Brian McFadden: We'll see.
• 1:00:59
  Testecleese: But yeah, you think we talked about the Christie Nome bag.
• 1:01:03
  Brian McFadden: I thought we did. Maybe we didn't. But her. She had a bag stolen at a restaurant in DC.
• 1:01:10
  Brian McFadden: It had her passport in her government id her badges, all that shit in there.
• 1:01:17
  Brian McFadden: and surprise surprise. They found somebody using her credit card that same night at a bar locally.
• 1:01:25
  Testecleese: Listed, right.
• 1:01:26
  Brian McFadden: They were arrested, and they were illegal immigrants.
• 1:01:30
  Testecleese: Well, and they say there's $3,000 cash in this purse, and all I can think was, who cares around $3,000.
• 1:01:36
  Brian McFadden: Not in my damn purse.
• 1:01:38
  Testecleese: You know you and I would be arrested
• 1:01:41
  Testecleese: who walk around that kind of cash without telling someone, without a good reason why you had that much cash in your pocket.
• 1:01:46
  El Guapo: Well, if you're the Secretary of Homeland Security, who you got Buddy Bars all right.
• 1:01:50
  Testecleese: Oh, you're paying off no.
• 1:01:52
  Brian McFadden: What happened to her bodyguard. Her bodyguards failed. Then, if her purse got stolen.
• 1:01:57
  El Guapo: No, the way it was, I guess that she put her purse on the ground, which is not supposed to put a person on the ground.
• 1:02:03
  Brian McFadden: No no worries.
• 1:02:04
  El Guapo: And they kick it back to them, and that's why she she couldn't feel that nobody stole it.
• 1:02:10
  El Guapo: you know.
• 1:02:11
  Ron Pascoe: Someone in a high profile position.
• 1:02:14
  Ron Pascoe: someone in a high profile position. You got all your it and all that in there you don't go, leaving that shit laying around.
• 1:02:21
  El Guapo: Well, this idiot didn't know who the hell she was first.st
• 1:02:24
  Brian McFadden: No, they didn't know. But it doesn't matter.
• 1:02:27
  El Guapo: If you'll hold that, why should carry this much cash? Hold on! What's the name? Let me Google her up. Nope, I'm not touching this shit. Let me get the cash I'm out of here, you know.
• 1:02:35
  Testecleese: That's like stealing the shit box car in front of the the drug dealers house when the doors were open, that the windows open the keys were in it. It's like, yeah. You know why no one steals this car is because they know the drug dealers own this car and you're gonna get killed just like in the fast. And the furious right? Yeah.
• 1:02:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:02:55
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 1:02:56
  Ron Pascoe: Suppose if you're going down the border, you're going to have to have a lot of cash to get some good shit down there.
• 1:02:59
  Testecleese: Well, that's what gets me. I actually have 3,000 bucks. I'm not kidding you. If I got pulled over, and at 3 K. On me. The cops would take it from me, and not as I was doing. They're going to say you're probably doing something illegal with this much money. We're going to find out what's going on. Are you buying illegal weapons or drugs? No, they're absolutely allowed to do that.
• 1:03:16
  El Guapo: Well.
• 1:03:17
  Ron Pascoe: Pull the hair.
• 1:03:18
  El Guapo: She's the fuck is homeland security. So no, nowhere.
• 1:03:22
  Testecleese: So what are you doing with $3,000 cash, though? What are you doing with that much cash.
• 1:03:26
  El Guapo: I guess that's the way she rolls, she.
• 1:03:28
  Testecleese: And roll around like Donald trump, throwing $100 bills at people.
• 1:03:31
  El Guapo: Probably.
• 1:03:34
  Brian McFadden: It does seem. It's that's a lot of money.
• 1:03:37
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:03:39
  Brian McFadden: If I get a couple of 100 in my pocket, I'm freaking out about.
• 1:03:42
  El Guapo: Right me and you both me and you both.
• 1:03:45
  Brian McFadden: Really.
• 1:03:45
  El Guapo: This a 50 in there? I don't know. I need to put this somewhere else.
• 1:03:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:03:49
  El Guapo: It just bothered.
• 1:03:50
  Ron Pascoe: Bought out in Britain. A guy had a thousand pounds on him.
• 1:03:54
  Ron Pascoe: Pulled him over, suspected him, or told him that he was under suspicion. He said, you've seen an actual crime. I said, No, but we've got you under suspicion. They confiscated his 1,000 pounds.
• 1:04:04
  Ron Pascoe: Try to bed tough, alright.
• 1:04:08
  Testecleese: Prove that you're that it's legitimate and clean money, and you're not buying drugs.
• 1:04:12
  Testecleese: Get it from selling drugs.
• 1:04:14
  Ron Pascoe: Especially if you haven't got a job you're carrying around a thousand dollars.
• 1:04:17
  El Guapo: You're innocent to proven guilty, sir.
• 1:04:19
  Brian McFadden: Not in, not in the Uk.
• 1:04:21
  Testecleese: No, in the United States. They will just. They will seize your money because there's no reason to carry that much cash around unless you. Oh, this what? You're buying something illegal right.
• 1:04:31
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:04:31
  Testecleese: Or or you're trying to not pay taxes when you buy something legally.
• 1:04:36
  Testecleese: because there's no record transaction of the gold you bought at the fucking pawn shop attached to you.
• 1:04:43
  El Guapo: I mean whatever I mean.
• 1:04:45
  Testecleese: I do that.
• 1:04:46
  El Guapo: Like dude you in DC. Everything's fuck expensive. You don't know how much like you know.
• 1:04:51
  Testecleese: So swipe your card.
• 1:04:54
  El Guapo: I don't know. I just I don't. I mean I could see where it's a big deal about it, but at the same time she who, she
• 1:05:01
  El Guapo: who she was, scaring the cats like, whatever you know, I don't.
• 1:05:03
  Testecleese: No, I'm just saying you swipe your card, because then, at least, if you get robbed like that, you can show.
• 1:05:07
  El Guapo: Oh, what if! What if she lied? What if she lies? She's like man! I could get $3,000 for free, hey? They took my $3,000.
• 1:05:15
  Testecleese: Got her feeling. She doesn't care about 3 K.
• 1:05:18
  El Guapo: I know.
• 1:05:18
  Ron Pascoe: I'm going down the border tomorrow to get some money out of the bank.
• 1:05:23
  Brian McFadden: Hmm! So you see.
• 1:05:24
  Brian McFadden: Adam Schiff, is he just recounted his luggage getting stolen, and the clerk tell him that Dems are blank a-holes.
• 1:05:34
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:05:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, he was talking about how several years ago he left his badge in his car at the airport in California. I want to say Los Angeles in San Francisco.
• 1:05:45
  El Guapo: San Francisco. I don't know, but whatever.
• 1:05:48
  Brian McFadden: They don't matter.
• 1:05:49
  El Guapo: Hey? Sir.
• 1:05:50
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:05:52
  Testecleese: Phone! Oh.
• 1:05:54
  Ron Pascoe: I'll be looking at the blackness in charge of nuclear waste.
• 1:05:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know right, jeez, but he's telling this story, and he went in
• 1:06:04
  Testecleese: to go buy like toiletries or whatever. But do you need a bag for all this stuff. And he's like, Yeah, I guess this is, gonna be my luggage. For the next 5 days it all got stolen.
• 1:06:13
  Testecleese: and the the clerk at that, like the airport store, the gift shop was like, Yeah, Democrats are kind of assholes
• 1:06:21
  Testecleese: your shit. And he said it made him really think, and no brought it up
• 1:06:26
  Testecleese: again. He's like it's making me think again. It's like, I see what's going on in the party. It's stupid. I was like, shit. You are the problem in the party.
• 1:06:31
  Brian McFadden: Right is yeah, he? No, no, he doesn't see shit, because he's
• 1:06:34
  Brian McFadden: now he's a Senator in the Senate.
• 1:06:37
  El Guapo: And they're still doing the same fucking things.
• 1:06:40
  Testecleese: Well, actually, he hasn't filed articles impeachment yet. And we got some Indian guy from
• 1:06:44
  Testecleese: go to. Yeah, I know. But some someone in Michigan is trying to do it right now.
• 1:06:48
  Brian McFadden: I thought it was like, it's gonna be the 3rd time for that.
• 1:06:51
  El Guapo: Thank you.
• 1:06:51
  Brian McFadden: I shared.
• 1:06:52
  El Guapo: I thought it was a fucking skit from Saturday night. Live? I thought it was Jimmy Fallon
• 1:06:58
  El Guapo: fella with a wig on.
• 1:07:00
  El Guapo: Yeah, I thought it was like doing Brown face impersonation this time.
• 1:07:04
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
• 1:07:05
  Ron Pascoe: That's an alert.
• 1:07:05
  Testecleese: Like Indian accent, too, isn't it?
• 1:07:07
  El Guapo: Do really fucking. Take.
• 1:07:09
  Ron Pascoe: I mean lesbian, like Lesbian.
• 1:07:14
  El Guapo: I guess it doesn't pay to be a Filipino in the world these days. Why is that.
• 1:07:19
  Testecleese: Canada dude. Oh, my God! Dude went nuts with this car and attacked at this Filipino festival in Vancouver, Canada.
• 1:07:28
  El Guapo: And.
• 1:07:28
  Testecleese: He killed 11 people with his car.
• 1:07:32
  Testecleese: 11 people.
• 1:07:34
  El Guapo: Is this death sentence in Canada, or is it just gonna hang like.
• 1:07:36
  Brian McFadden: No, oh, no, there ain't no death sentence in Canada.
• 1:07:40
  El Guapo: Alright! There we go, so they're gonna pay for it for life.
• 1:07:44
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, dude! But I just can't.
• 1:07:47
  Testecleese: 11 people with your car like, and some of them were children.
• 1:07:53
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:07:54
  Testecleese: But how- how.
• 1:07:55
  El Guapo: What time has this happened to man?
• 1:07:57
  Testecleese: I it was I don't know. During some festival. I don't know. It could have.
• 1:08:00
  El Guapo: I know.
• 1:08:00
  Testecleese: It could have been a parade at night. I don't know.
• 1:08:02
  El Guapo: I'm sorry I'm not keeping my kids late at night, like I don't know why you want to bring the kids in the middle of the night, even even festivals, though I would like to go some stuff. But I like I don't want to drag my kids, you know.
• 1:08:15
  El Guapo: Oh, shoot! Hold on!
• 1:08:17
  Testecleese: Well, that's why I'm excited. This new wood shopping that I say new, this woodchopping festival coming up.
• 1:08:23
  Testecleese: But shit.
• 1:08:25
  Testecleese: I don't want to be the target of someone's fury because they're pissed off about something stupid. You know what I mean.
• 1:08:32
  Testecleese: I'm gonna go, anyway, because actually don't happen here in West Virginia. And if it does though, the
• 1:08:38
  Testecleese: the villain doesn't tend to survive each situation.
• 1:08:42
  Brian McFadden: Wonder? Why.
• 1:08:43
  Testecleese: Well, everyone's packing, heat.
• 1:08:45
  Brian McFadden: Every.
• 1:08:46
  Testecleese: Everyone has a weapon on them. I'm not kidding you. That's that's why you don't typically see like robbings and muggings out here, and more than anything you see, either murder or drug offenses.
• 1:08:57
  Testecleese: You know, people aren't fist fighting each other and robbing each other because, you know, you're gonna get shot.
• 1:09:02
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:09:05
  Testecleese: I'm just saying you don't see a lot of violent crime, and when it does it's almost always a murder, because as soon as it pops off. It escalates instantly, you know.
• 1:09:13
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's probably somebody, you know, too, they're related to. So how they know each other.
• 1:09:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, I guess if it's someone you don't know. You say dude, it ain't worth it. I'm just walking away from you right.
• 1:09:23
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:09:23
  Testecleese: But but it's always when you can't walk away. Your brother-in-law's in town, or your cousins in town, or whatever you know what I mean, and you argue, and you argue, or the guy down the road who just hates your politics. And you know he's in your yard calling you names kind of thing. That's that's how it usually happens.
• 1:09:41
  Testecleese: at least around here.
• 1:09:43
  Brian McFadden: We also have 4 minors dead after a vehicle rams into a after school camp in Illinois.
• 1:09:50
  El Guapo: Oh! The hell!
• 1:09:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, what's up with people running people over like, why is this like.
• 1:09:55
  El Guapo: Because there's no gun.
• 1:09:58
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, Vancouver and Illinois. Good. Call on both of those.
• 1:10:01
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:10:03
  Testecleese: But yeah, I'm pretty sure this camp was. It wasn't just an after school camp. It was like a Christian school.
• 1:10:09
  Testecleese: and like children exactly, were killed. And this is just.
• 1:10:15
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. Man.
• 1:10:17
  Testecleese: What's the matter with people? These are all stupid crimes that don't need to.
• 1:10:20
  Testecleese: He's up.
• 1:10:20
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:10:21
  El Guapo: Well, people are crazy, dude.
• 1:10:23
  El Guapo: We need to bring back the looney house. Make Looney House great again.
• 1:10:27
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I don't remember this West Virginia. Sorry. South Carolina. One
• 1:10:35
  Testecleese: Oh, I'm sorry. Maybe this is the one that was this
• 1:10:38
  Testecleese: South Carolina, of course, and now I'm getting commercials popping up South Carolina man intentionally. Ran over 3 people at Sullivan's Island on Thursday afternoon.
• 1:10:47
  Testecleese: 3 mowed down 3 victims on a playground.
• 1:10:55
  El Guapo: Dang!
• 1:10:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's getting hit with attempted murder. One account of 1st degree aggravated assault
• 1:11:02
  Testecleese: for for allegedly running over parent and their 2 children. Oh, okay, this is this. At the Sunrise Presbyterian Church.
• 1:11:13
  Testecleese: come on, man, like you're you're attacking like school playgrounds and playgrounds attached to churches. What's the matter with you like? Why, why are you attacking children?
• 1:11:22
  Brian McFadden: There's no reason to attack the children.
• 1:11:25
  Testecleese: That kid didn't do shit to you.
• 1:11:27
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:11:28
  Testecleese: And
• 1:11:29
  Testecleese: I mean, I don't know. Maybe they just love abortion so much they gotta kill them after they're born too.
• 1:11:35
  El Guapo: Fucking death sentence dude, but that sense is great. Again.
• 1:11:39
  Testecleese: South Carolina, I think, does, but I'm not sure.
• 1:11:43
  El Guapo: The firing squad make it fucking. We need to bridge the fire squad.
• 1:11:46
  Testecleese: Both. Caroline does that.
• 1:11:47
  El Guapo: Public hanging dude. You know what public hanging.
• 1:11:50
  Ron Pascoe: 100% mate. I agree with you, a hundred percent.
• 1:11:54
  Testecleese: Especially the kids do.
• 1:11:56
  El Guapo: Dude like Oh, my God! Like I love my kids, too, and just thinking about something happened today, just fucking kills me, though.
• 1:12:06
  Testecleese: Robbie Starbuck. I don't remember why I know his name. He was involved in something
• 1:12:12
  Testecleese: like breaking news for something. I don't remember exactly what it was, but he
• 1:12:19
  Testecleese: was defamed by Meta's AI thing.
• 1:12:24
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:12:24
  Testecleese: And
• 1:12:25
  Testecleese: yeah, they they called him. They said he was a holocaust denier. I can't find it in here now.
• 1:12:31
  El Guapo: Well.
• 1:12:36
  El Guapo: Guy, what the hell is he talking about? What did he say? They probably like.
• 1:12:38
  Testecleese: Hold on the AI. The AI just came out and said that he was. He was at the Capitol. The J. 6 riot. They said, he's a holocaust denier, and he supported controversial Nationalist figure, Nick Fuentes. This is just the AI. Putting this information out.
• 1:12:53
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:12:54
  Testecleese: And he contacted Meta and was like, Hey,
• 1:12:59
  Testecleese: Let's do something about this.
• 1:13:03
  Testecleese: And they didn't. For 9 months they changed nothing. They were still doing this.
• 1:13:07
  El Guapo: I fucking? Shoot that man.
• 1:13:08
  Testecleese: Well, hold on, so he brings. He brings up a case to sue them right.
• 1:13:15
  Testecleese: The fucking CEO of Meta, or one of these guys that involved the legal department or something, came out and apologized to him. After the lawsuit was opened like dude. You just admitted guilt.
• 1:13:28
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:13:29
  Testecleese: That you and you could that you had all this time to fix it. And oh, dude, you never hear someone apologizing with an active
• 1:13:37
  Testecleese: legal case right.
• 1:13:38
  Brian McFadden: Hello!
• 1:13:41
  El Guapo: Subtle.
• 1:13:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, let's now they got to settle for a ton.
• 1:13:46
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:13:49
  Testecleese: Did you.
• 1:13:49
  Brian McFadden: What do you think about this picture of Trump as the Pope.
• 1:13:53
  El Guapo: Oh, my God! People dripping about this shit.
• 1:13:56
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:13:57
  El Guapo: Think it's pretty.
• 1:13:57
  Testecleese: Messed up, and I can't believe Trump put that out himself.
• 1:14:00
  El Guapo: I just do, he just trolling these fucking Liberals, and they're just going to trigger them.
• 1:14:05
  Testecleese: Well, the thing is, why are the Liberals upset? They're not Catholic.
• 1:14:08
  El Guapo: Dude. They just get upset for everything trump does dude.
• 1:14:11
  Testecleese: Like I'm a little do convenience
• 1:14:13
  Testecleese: really cool. But I'm not gonna.
• 1:14:16
  El Guapo: The meme is like trapped like air liberal is going to suffocate themselves.
• 1:14:22
  Testecleese: Yeah. And again, the Liberals aren't Catholic. So what do they care like.
• 1:14:25
  El Guapo: I know, but they just.
• 1:14:26
  Testecleese: Who? Vic? Who would?
• 1:14:28
  El Guapo: I'm picturing yourself as Jesus, but the fact that it's trump. Now, all of a sudden they're offended. Right? Yeah.
• 1:14:33
  Brian McFadden: Is, that.
• 1:14:34
  Testecleese: Remember that whole, the whole crazy shit at the Olympics in France. And you pointed out that the symbolism in the history and people like, Oh, you guys are just so so offended. Trump comes out dressed up like the fucking Pope. The Catholics like, it's really not cool, but it's kind of funny?
• 1:14:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, because it it triggers this nuts.
• 1:14:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's just to show just to show you like, whatever terms say. And it doesn't mean it. They just triggered a like 3rd fucking term
• 1:14:59
  El Guapo: like they get triggered about it like you let the emotions control you do instead of like, okay, he's just trolling.
• 1:15:06
  Testecleese: I can't wait for Trump to seriously say something like I'm in favor of breathing, and just watch all these folks just pass out from holding their breath. You know.
• 1:15:13
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:15:16
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, I saw a post the other day that trump dressed up as a judge, they said. Trump. Was it? Trump resigns as President he get a higher position.
• 1:15:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. More powerful position as a a judge, district judge.
• 1:15:29
  Ron Pascoe: -
• 1:15:29
  El Guapo: Hey? So what do you think about this this black? It's a priest or something. He's like one of the front runners for the Pope, or something like that. He's like hardcore.
• 1:15:40
  Ron Pascoe: I don't know.
• 1:15:42
  Testecleese: A hardcore. What.
• 1:15:43
  El Guapo: A hardcore Catholic.
• 1:15:47
  Testecleese: Depends on what you mean by hardcore Catholic, and
• 1:15:50
  Testecleese: they're like the opposite of fucking Francis.
• 1:15:53
  Testecleese: Oh, so he's not gonna be
• 1:15:56
  Testecleese: blessings for homosexual couples. Kind of thing.
• 1:15:58
  El Guapo: My dad dude. He's like hardcore dude.
• 1:16:01
  Testecleese: Honestly, I never pay attention to the cardinals. It's just not worth.
• 1:16:05
  El Guapo: I think he's an American, too. So.
• 1:16:07
  Testecleese: Oh, he's the American. Okay, yeah. From what I saw, there's like a 3% chance of the American being chosen.
• 1:16:12
  Brian McFadden: No!
• 1:16:12
  Brian McFadden: Oh, really not going to happen.
• 1:16:14
  Testecleese: It's not gonna happen.
• 1:16:15
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:16:18
  Brian McFadden: Where are we?
• 1:16:20
  Testecleese: We are about to talk about our.
• 1:16:22
  El Guapo: Cnn. Was shocked to find that black folks that voted for trump would vote for him again if the election was held right now.
• 1:16:30
  Ron Pascoe: It's cool. Ed.
• 1:16:32
  El Guapo: Yeah, I could have told you that
• 1:16:34
  El Guapo: that got the same shit. But dude like
• 1:16:38
  El Guapo: I can't believe they believe the old fucking Kool-aid dude
• 1:16:42
  El Guapo: because I knew they were like, oh, people are regretting the boat like.
• 1:16:46
  Brian McFadden: Well, my question is, is it
• 1:16:49
  Brian McFadden: is this a 1 time thing, or will they
• 1:16:54
  Brian McFadden: keep their minds open for the next Presidential candidate?
• 1:16:59
  El Guapo: Who's this? The.
• 1:17:00
  Brian McFadden: Who knows? I don't know. It's 3 years from now, you know. We got a long time to figure it all out, but the black voters that voted for Trump.
• 1:17:09
  Brian McFadden: Well, they keep an open mind and be willing to vote for no Republican that's not trump.
• 1:17:14
  El Guapo: Okay, what? Okay? I don't know. If you saw the video I sent you, and
• 1:17:20
  El Guapo: like one lady she was talking about like I don't care who it is a Democrat or Republican long as they go with my value.
• 1:17:28
  El Guapo: but at the same time she's the one that she found Candace Owens.
• 1:17:34
  El Guapo: and when it came to his upper high.
• 1:17:36
  Testecleese: Change your worldview.
• 1:17:38
  El Guapo: Yes, change their worldview. But I don't think
• 1:17:41
  El Guapo: she she's the kind of person that I think she would do her research from now on.
• 1:17:46
  El Guapo: So that's 1.
• 1:17:48
  Brian McFadden: We want more. We want more voters that are willing.
• 1:17:50
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 1:17:50
  Brian McFadden: We'll do some.
• 1:17:51
  El Guapo: I don't remember the other 2 people that we're talking about. I think one is just hardcore trump report trump voter, no matter what, and I don't know the other lady.
• 1:18:01
  Brian McFadden: Well, my concern about that is is, if they're only voting for trump.
• 1:18:06
  Brian McFadden: What happens in 3 years from now.
• 1:18:09
  Testecleese: Actually trump Trump's not on the ticket.
• 1:18:12
  El Guapo: Trump like trump, the second. The 1st time he he got elected. He didn't need a black boat.
• 1:18:18
  El Guapo: He just did his.
• 1:18:19
  Brian McFadden: Live, vote, always helps.
• 1:18:22
  El Guapo: Didn't help the last time, either.
• 1:18:25
  Testecleese: Did you see this video that's popping up and going viral again of the.
• 1:18:28
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's what we're talking about. Like.
• 1:18:30
  Testecleese: One who went back to Africa.
• 1:18:32
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:18:33
  Brian McFadden: No, that's.
• 1:18:34
  El Guapo: A whole video.
• 1:18:35
  Brian McFadden: I'd rather be in America with Trump as President than Africa, because.
• 1:18:39
  Testecleese: The exactly.
• 1:18:40
  Testecleese: It will be.
• 1:18:40
  Brian McFadden: When you're in America and Africa, everybody thinks you're rich, and they always got their hands out for money.
• 1:18:46
  El Guapo: Oh, you get because you who you are, they're gonna try to fucking step. You.
• 1:18:51
  Brian McFadden: If you can afford to move to Africa, you got a little bit of cash.
• 1:18:55
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing is like she had a business as a dentist, and I was like, so you went to Africa. I was like. Do you remember the feed an African child for a dollar a day? Kind of thing that we used to like? Remember that shit.
• 1:19:05
  Brian McFadden: I don't think you'd rather probably does not have a job in Africa working on T.
• 1:19:11
  Testecleese: No, no, and she's funny. She's a big girl, and she's complaining. I can't even get snacks. I'm like you eating something.
• 1:19:17
  Ron Pascoe: That's.
• 1:19:19
  Testecleese: But like she's in hot water, she has to like cook water on the stove. And I'm like, Yeah, yeah, you went to Africa.
• 1:19:25
  Brian McFadden: What do you expect?
• 1:19:27
  Ron Pascoe: Go go and kill a man. They snake and have something to eat for lunch.
• 1:19:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, that's the thing, though, is that she she's realizing now is
• 1:19:35
  Testecleese: As a black woman, American. She has more in common than white men. Americans then congrats.
• 1:19:42
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:19:43
  Brian McFadden: It's always greener.
• 1:19:43
  El Guapo: I think she's from the city. If she was a country person, probably she probably would have handled better.
• 1:19:50
  Testecleese: If she lived out in the country she wouldn't have left because she'd be like, I have it nice out here. I can make my own food.
• 1:19:56
  Ron Pascoe: Interesting.
• 1:19:56
  Testecleese: Father. Leaving. Yeah.
• 1:19:57
  El Guapo: Yeah, I know just a silly girl that doesn't know how to fucking handle things honestly, because you could.
• 1:20:03
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:20:05
  El Guapo: Here, like, yeah, there's animals everywhere. You just.
• 1:20:09
  Ron Pascoe: And this, this is where the Democrats lost guys this.
• 1:20:12
  Ron Pascoe: They go on about trump doing this and trump doing that. And why are people so happy about it.
• 1:20:19
  Ron Pascoe: Because this is what he ran on, he told him. Exactly. This is what I'm going to do. And the Democrats
• 1:20:24
  Ron Pascoe: well, nobody.
• 1:20:25
  Ron Pascoe: I'm doing that.
• 1:20:25
  Brian McFadden: To have, and now he's got Democrat.
• 1:20:27
  Ron Pascoe: Led me in. The pupil.
• 1:20:29
  Brian McFadden: The shock, and all campaign worked for the longest period of time.
• 1:20:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, they couldn't keep up with what to be upset about.
• 1:20:36
  Brian McFadden: But it's okay.
• 1:20:38
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, to bring it back. I keep want to say, Diego Garcia, Kilmar, Abrego Garcia, Abrego.
• 1:20:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we're not the nation, right?
• 1:20:48
  Testecleese: Yeah. And now you're gonna hear Diego Garcia every time, too, aren't you.
• 1:20:53
  Brian McFadden: No, I'm gonna hear everybody. Yeah.
• 1:20:56
  Ron Pascoe: Well, Congress now apparently passing some stuff to help trump out with these District Court judges.
• 1:21:02
  Brian McFadden: Not yet. It's only been passed in the House representatives has not made it.
• 1:21:07
  Ron Pascoe: They'll get it through.
• 1:21:09
  Brian McFadden: No, they won't.
• 1:21:10
  Ron Pascoe: Well, they will. They've got time.
• 1:21:12
  Brian McFadden: Oh, well.
• 1:21:12
  Ron Pascoe: You got some.
• 1:21:13
  Testecleese: Let's get you for the Senate.
• 1:21:16
  Ron Pascoe: They're doing it strategically. They'll get it there.
• 1:21:19
  Testecleese: We don't see how it works out.
• 1:21:20
  Brian McFadden: Got more faith in the American politics system than in Australia than I do in America.
• 1:21:26
  Ron Pascoe: We just had our election last night.
• 1:21:30
  Brian McFadden: Living hot lie in the herd.
• 1:21:31
  Ron Pascoe: Now democratic. You must call them Democrats. How do you go back in?
• 1:21:36
  Ron Pascoe: But I know what's going on.
• 1:21:39
  Brian McFadden: Or back for you. Everybody's going on lockdown again.
• 1:21:44
  Ron Pascoe: Hmm.
• 1:21:44
  Brian McFadden: Australia, love their lockdowns.
• 1:21:47
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, we don't make the people. It's the government. Our government here is still supporting the Who. WHO. Mate. We hate them. The who is absolutely disgusting.
• 1:21:56
  Brian McFadden: Who's going away, since since we're not paying for him anymore.
• 1:22:00
  Testecleese: Because the United States ain't paying for it's gonna triple up real fast.
• 1:22:03
  Brian McFadden: No way.
• 1:22:05
  Ron Pascoe: Hmm!
• 1:22:06
  Ron Pascoe: They'll handle.
• 1:22:07
  Brian McFadden: Back in 4 years when trump's not president anymore, and we get a dem in office that is willing to fund throw money away for no reason at all. At the United Nations.
• 1:22:19
  Ron Pascoe: But here he's all right. Let' been offered.
• 1:22:21
  Ron Pascoe: I think I think no one.
• 1:22:22
  Brian McFadden: Here's my prediction, I think if
• 1:22:25
  Brian McFadden: a Republican gets elected for as President after trump again.
• 1:22:30
  Testecleese: Maybe Vance.
• 1:22:32
  Brian McFadden: Maybe I'm not saying that, but maybe that the United Nations will have to look for other countries to set up shopping.
• 1:22:41
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 1:22:41
  Brian McFadden: That they will be kicked out of New York City prime real estate in New York City that I guarantee the city would love to have back on a tax basis
• 1:22:51
  Brian McFadden: to, you know, make some money on.
• 1:22:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm just the biggest concern I have about retracting
• 1:23:04
  Testecleese: the world police is, I guess, the best way to put it. And it's funny because.
• 1:23:08
  Brian McFadden: You mean the blue helmets that rape and pillage wherever they go?
• 1:23:12
  El Guapo: No, not the UN. Guys, the Americans being the war police.
• 1:23:15
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 1:23:16
  Testecleese: And, like the entire world, has hated us for it for the longest time. And now that trump doesn't want to be the world police. Everyone hates us for it.
• 1:23:24
  Testecleese: Alright!
• 1:23:25
  El Guapo: Hated. Be hating Dude. Let him do hate.
• 1:23:27
  Testecleese: Well, if we're deciding not to get involved in every conflict on the planet, how long are some of these NATO countries? Gonna let us keep military bases in their country. Now, I know, technically speaking, Japan and Germany don't have a choice right.
• 1:23:41
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:23:42
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:23:42
  Testecleese: According to paperwork they've signed under their current government.
• 1:23:45
  El Guapo: But.
• 1:23:47
  Testecleese: From World War, 2.
• 1:23:50
  Brian McFadden: Well, how many bass do we eat around the world anymore?
• 1:23:54
  Brian McFadden: We got aircraft carriers we got?
• 1:23:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, fighter jets that can be there
• 1:23:59
  Brian McFadden: within hours, you know, we really need the strategical, the strategic presence all around the world like forever and ever and ever.
• 1:24:10
  Testecleese: Well, it's nice to be able to have a carrier in the Med. It's nice to be able to have one somewhere in the Atlantic near the English Channel.
• 1:24:19
  Testecleese: It's nice to have a a force in the open Pacific.
• 1:24:22
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, those are maybe point.
• 1:24:24
  Testecleese: Those are carriers and ships.
• 1:24:26
  Testecleese: Yes, but they have to dock and have a home port.
• 1:24:31
  Testecleese: and it's convenient to have something close instead of having to steam 600 miles before you even launch an aircraft that then have to travel
• 1:24:40
  Testecleese: at near the speed of sound for another
• 1:24:42
  Testecleese: 100 miles to deploy its pay.
• 1:24:44
  Brian McFadden: Well, the b. 1 bombers can be there before the carriers can. So I'm just saying that I.
• 1:24:50
  Testecleese: In Iran.
• 1:24:51
  Brian McFadden: I think we're thinking these bases around the world that may disappear. Oh, no! What will we do? We will survive.
• 1:25:00
  Testecleese: Like, I said, we still gonna have Germany and Japan. Unless something crazy happens because they don't get a choice in this.
• 1:25:06
  Testecleese: That was boom unconditional surrender. We get to do this.
• 1:25:10
  Testecleese: But Diego Garcia is not American.
• 1:25:15
  Brian McFadden: No, I've been there. It's definitely not American.
• 1:25:19
  Testecleese: Mean. It's.
• 1:25:19
  Brian McFadden: I bought a pith helmet there.
• 1:25:21
  Testecleese: It's UK.
• 1:25:22
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:25:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:25:24
  Testecleese: Great Britain owns, but they let us run an airfield and a navy base out of there.
• 1:25:29
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:25:30
  Brian McFadden: Right and bring in aircraft carriers.
• 1:25:33
  Testecleese: And what if? Yeah, what if they say, no, you can't do that anymore.
• 1:25:37
  Brian McFadden: I don't see the Uk ever saying.
• 1:25:39
  El Guapo: Do?
• 1:25:40
  El Guapo: What the hell the Uk gonna do now? They could have fucking protect their own island right now from invasion.
• 1:25:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, we're not doing a very good job protecting our giant landmass or invasion either, are we.
• 1:25:51
  El Guapo: Well, we did. We didn't, but now we do.
• 1:25:55
  Testecleese: Oh, in that question, hey? In the question. By
• 1:25:59
  El Guapo: Trump taking over that property by by the voter and stuff like that.
• 1:26:04
  El Guapo: Remember, we were talking about like oh, why, trump! Have a military personnel over there, and.
• 1:26:09
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, over the most commonly crossed areas.
• 1:26:12
  El Guapo: He turned it into a military base.
• 1:26:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. It was Federal.
• 1:26:16
  Brian McFadden: That's the only way I need to do it.
• 1:26:18
  Testecleese: All right.
• 1:26:19
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:26:20
  Testecleese: It's
• 1:26:21
  Testecleese: Federal land, so he's allowed to put the military there. If for any reason, may as well put a base there.
• 1:26:26
  El Guapo: Yeah. So he turned into a base. So when they cross into that area, you cross a military property. What happened when you cross a military property.
• 1:26:34
  Testecleese: Even if you're a citizen, you're getting arrested.
• 1:26:36
  El Guapo: Yes, so now you don't.
• 1:26:37
  Testecleese: My God!
• 1:26:38
  Testecleese: The state.
• 1:26:39
  El Guapo: So he could go through Federal charges and stuff.
• 1:26:44
  Brian McFadden: Dope.
• 1:26:45
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's.
• 1:26:46
  Testecleese: Pass the state altogether.
• 1:26:47
  El Guapo: Yes, that's why he did that.
• 1:26:50
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I say, put any of this quote Federal. And like national parks and forests, that's all. Federally, you can put army there legally. You don't need.
• 1:27:01
  El Guapo: But.
• 1:27:01
  Testecleese: Necessarily.
• 1:27:02
  Brian McFadden: But yeah, he bypassed the Pasiku bataros and stuff. So that's why he did that.
• 1:27:07
  Testecleese: All right. So what's going on with your favorite Michigander, Michigan? What do you guys call yourselves?
• 1:27:14
  Brian McFadden: Michigander.
• 1:27:15
  Testecleese: Mr. Gander, what's going on with your
• 1:27:17
  El Guapo: The grass.
• 1:27:18
  Testecleese: Governor. She's still governor right.
• 1:27:20
  Brian McFadden: Yes, she is. She's being terminated out after this time around.
• 1:27:24
  Testecleese: She'd be. Oh, okay, so she cannot run again.
• 1:27:27
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:27:27
  Testecleese: Oh, so maybe that's why she's actually doing this stuff with trump.
• 1:27:32
  Brian McFadden: Still don't like it, because she showed up at this this National Guard base in Michigan, where Trump announced that he was going to keep funding it and bring in fighter jets to the base.
• 1:27:47
  Brian McFadden: and you think she'd be happy about that? But he put her on the spot and tried to get her to speak, and she did have to speak, and she did not like that.
• 1:27:57
  Testecleese: But she wasn't prepared to say something when they're we're bringing.
• 1:28:00
  Brian McFadden: No, she didn't expect the Republican President to ask the Democrat Governor to speak.
• 1:28:05
  Testecleese: See this. This is a huge problem man like.
• 1:28:10
  Testecleese: Obviously he expected you to say something in your state, and when you're a governor, right.
• 1:28:16
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:28:16
  Brian McFadden: If you're going to show up with him at an event, whether campaign or not, you know just an event in your State which most governors should show up, you know.
• 1:28:28
  Testecleese: Oh, the President's there! Yes.
• 1:28:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:28:30
  Testecleese: Especially, you're agreeing on something.
• 1:28:33
  El Guapo: You know why he's doing that.
• 1:28:35
  Testecleese: Well.
• 1:28:36
  Brian McFadden: Pro winner.
• 1:28:38
  El Guapo: Because he's going to eliminate her chances of running for because the hardcore leftists are not going to buff for her now like oh! He sided with trump and shit like that.
• 1:28:46
  Testecleese: Yep, no way. They're gonna vote for her for Congresswoman or.
• 1:28:49
  El Guapo: Rest of the day.
• 1:28:50
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:28:51
  El Guapo: So that's why he's doing this shit. He's like he's like dude like this Liberals like they get.
• 1:28:57
  Brian McFadden: Play, sweety, chess.
• 1:28:59
  Testecleese: Well, these, these, some of these tariffs, some of them are going to help Detroit, Michigan, a lot.
• 1:29:07
  Testecleese: I genuinely see them.
• 1:29:09
  El Guapo: Updating. Oh, Jeez, she's.
• 1:29:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, Guapo is over there unplugging and plugging in his headphones again.
• 1:29:17
  Testecleese: You know that humming sound it makes. But no, it's going to help the auto industries. I guarantee you they're going to upgrade and reopen these auto factories, especially American companies like well, I say, Ford Ford, or is already doing the American thing, make fun of all you want. They've made every effort to stay independent and American. They refuse to bail out. They're not building overseas except to sell overseas.
• 1:29:41
  Testecleese: I mean, Toyota is already building a factory in the United States. Another factor in the United States to build cars out here, because it's cheaper to sell them to the people and not have to ship it across the ocean and pay a giant tax. You know.
• 1:29:54
  Ron Pascoe: Yep, and Kurt has already committed a couple of 1 billion dollars.
• 1:30:01
  Ron Pascoe: You see, you've got more companies coming back.
• 1:30:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, that Siemens is coming back. Nike is moving their production, which they I,
• 1:30:10
  Testecleese: they should bring it back to the United States. But the problem is with the charges Nike and Adidas are charging for their sneakers.
• 1:30:17
  Testecleese: They can still charge the same amount
• 1:30:19
  Testecleese: by paying an American citizen to build their footwear. But they would take like a 50% reduction how much they're making for each pair of shoes.
• 1:30:27
  Testecleese: because let's be real. It does not cost you 130 bucks to make a pair of fucking hair. Jordans, right.
• 1:30:32
  Ron Pascoe: No.
• 1:30:34
  Testecleese: Even paying American citizens. It doesn't cost that much.
• 1:30:38
  El Guapo: Boots resolved, only cost me like 30 or 40 bucks.
• 1:30:44
  Testecleese: I mean, I'll buy a pair of boots like Doc Martin. I love my Doc Martins right.
• 1:30:48
  Brian McFadden: I used to a pair of Doc Martins.
• 1:30:51
  Testecleese: I think the last pair I bought
• 1:30:53
  Testecleese: I actually had a real steel toe in it, and it was the 1st one they made with the steel toe, and apparently there's like 2 or 3 pairs they make now.
• 1:31:00
  Testecleese: I think I paid like a hundred 50 bucks for these boots.
• 1:31:03
  Brian McFadden: They aren't cheap.
• 1:31:04
  Testecleese: No, and I'm like this. There's no way it cost this much money to make these boots. And
• 1:31:09
  Testecleese: the problem is, they're such nice boots. You don't want to wear them to work.
• 1:31:12
  Brian McFadden: You're paying for the name.
• 1:31:14
  Testecleese: Well, you destroy the boot.
• 1:31:15
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:31:16
  Testecleese: A couple of years.
• 1:31:17
  Brian McFadden: I only wore him in the mosh pits.
• 1:31:19
  Testecleese: Oh, alright! See, it's funny because
• 1:31:21
  El Guapo: Brian, the Mosfets.
• 1:31:24
  Brian McFadden: You know you can't picture that.
• 1:31:25
  Ron Pascoe: No.
• 1:31:28
  Testecleese: I've been in the pit with Brian and.
• 1:31:30
  El Guapo: You are.
• 1:31:30
  Testecleese: True, show.
• 1:31:32
  El Guapo: Move my Filipino, for he's a little bit shorter than me, or I can see him bouncing back and forth like, Oh, my God! Gotta carry his buddy from here.
• 1:31:40
  Brian McFadden: I was much younger when I was going in the mosh pit.
• 1:31:43
  El Guapo: Oh, my God!
• 1:31:44
  Brian McFadden: Ha! Ha! Ha!
• 1:31:44
  El Guapo: We drove all the way to DC. For this like, oh, my God! Gonna carry his body out of here! Dude.
• 1:31:50
  Testecleese: It's funny, actually, I was just the other day talking about you and I going to that motley grew show Brian.
• 1:31:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:31:57
  Testecleese: Dr. Field came on the radio and we were. We were rocking out while driving.
• 1:32:03
  Testecleese: and I was like, I went and saw these guys. She's like no shit what. And I was like, I went with Brian.
• 1:32:08
  Testecleese: He's like, Hey, man, I got an extra ticket, and I was like, I don't think I can cover the cost. And he's like, someone already bought it or you bought.
• 1:32:13
  Testecleese: I got it off of med ticks. Probably.
• 1:32:16
  Testecleese: Yeah. Yeah. Someone someone was gonna go but can't and.
• 1:32:19
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, I still, I just don't wanna go alone. I was like no hell. No.
• 1:32:22
  Testecleese: I was like. I'll go see fucking motley crue and dude. I remember Tommy Lee like strapped him into his drum kit, and like flipped him upside.
• 1:32:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, I remember.
• 1:32:31
  Testecleese: The whole time.
• 1:32:32
  Brian McFadden: Wasn't Alice Cooper that there that night, too.
• 1:32:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, he was the opening ad.
• 1:32:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, I remember that. Now.
• 1:32:38
  Testecleese: Oh, it's a great show, dude.
• 1:32:40
  Brian McFadden: It was.
• 1:32:42
  Ron Pascoe: It's coming back now, isn't mate.
• 1:32:47
  Testecleese: All right, all right, all right. Back on back on topic. Let's try to at least get through the topic. Maybe hit the leftovers
• 1:32:53
  Testecleese: not much leftovers. I did a pretty good job like.
• 1:32:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:32:57
  Testecleese: Trim the show a lot, and I managed to find a way to organize.
• 1:33:00
  Brian McFadden: And we talked about why Trump wasn't at the White House correspondent dinner last week.
• 1:33:04
  Testecleese: When it happened. But now again we're from the future, Brian.
• 1:33:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:33:10
  Testecleese: And they're basically saying.
• 1:33:11
  Brian McFadden: I mean, I think going back, I think Bush
• 1:33:15
  Brian McFadden: George W. Bush was the last Republican to show up at the correspondence dinner.
• 1:33:20
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, trump went at least once, I swear, and he was make. He made most of the crazy jokes, I thought, but maybe not.
• 1:33:28
  Brian McFadden: Maybe maybe.
• 1:33:30
  Testecleese: Might, he might have done it like oh.
• 1:33:32
  Brian McFadden: He might have done it once, and that was it, you know, because he realized that they didn't appreciate him being there. It was all. They're all anti-trump, even even if you look at like that. Used to be all the major networks bought tables at this thing, and that's not happening anymore. There weren't. Fox news didn't have a table at this thing.
• 1:33:54
  Brian McFadden: you know.
• 1:33:55
  Testecleese: It's not worth covering.
• 1:33:56
  Brian McFadden: No, and it's not worth the money they want you to pay for the table.
• 1:34:01
  Ron Pascoe: Maybe go ahead.
• 1:34:03
  Ron Pascoe: It's the one.
• 1:34:04
  Brian McFadden: Well, this is. This isn't just media in general. This is the White House correspondent, you know, and they think they're above everybody else in the world when it.
• 1:34:15
  Testecleese: Then.
• 1:34:15
  Brian McFadden: On, his.
• 1:34:16
  Testecleese: They're the ones that are so upset about this new media thing that the White House is doing.
• 1:34:21
  Testecleese: And the funny thing is, Brian, you probably haven't seen any of this new media thing they do every
• 1:34:26
  Testecleese: all the time, like every week. I think they do one own right, Quappo.
• 1:34:31
  Brian McFadden: Well, I know. One thing they're doing is they've moved the press conferences from the afternoon to the morning. All the press conferences in the White House are happening at like 8 30 in the morning. So that means the prima donna media people that are covering them
• 1:34:48
  Brian McFadden: have to be dressed with makeup on and in through security in the White House by 8 30 in the morning.
• 1:34:58
  Brian McFadden: and they also by doing it in the morning like this.
• 1:35:02
  Brian McFadden: They? The White House controls the narrative of much the
• 1:35:07
  Brian McFadden: media tried. So it's not the like the mainstream media putting out their spins on the morning shows, and then the White House, trying to like spin against.
• 1:35:17
  Testecleese: On to that. Yeah.
• 1:35:18
  Brian McFadden: They are now in control of it, and then the media has to respond to what the White House is coming out, saying. So.
• 1:35:27
  Testecleese: That's what got me about the Associated Press, too. They were making a big deal with not being allowed in the Oval office.
• 1:35:33
  Testecleese: and it's like this is, this is, is office in his home.
• 1:35:39
  Brian McFadden: Right he can choose who goes into there.
• 1:35:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, you don't get to just go into the oval office because you have a press pass right.
• 1:35:48
  Brian McFadden: No, that gets you into the White House, but not.
• 1:35:51
  Testecleese: Maybe
• 1:35:52
  Testecleese: okay, because the press pass is typically handed out by the White House, but just saying you're a journalist doesn't get you into the I mean, I can show up and say I'm a journalist. Is that mean? I get to go into the fucking oval office, and
• 1:36:03
  Testecleese: you know the President.
• 1:36:05
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:36:07
  Testecleese: Alright, so
• 1:36:09
  Testecleese: I guess Columbus Day is going to come back instead of what what do they call it now? Indigenous peoples? Day.
• 1:36:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Trump's vowing to bring back Columbus Day and get rid of indigenous people day.
• 1:36:21
  Testecleese: I got nothing against honoring the indigenous peoples. I really don't. But why.
• 1:36:25
  Brian McFadden: Get rid, will Trump try to get rid of Juneteenth.
• 1:36:28
  Testecleese: Well, you know what Juneteenth's not a thing.
• 1:36:32
  Brian McFadden: It's a Federal holiday.
• 1:36:34
  Testecleese: Oh, that's bullshit oh, Biden, no, Obama did that, didn't he?
• 1:36:40
  Testecleese: I don't remember.
• 1:36:40
  Brian McFadden: Biden. It was Biden.
• 1:36:42
  Testecleese: Was it? Was it? Biden?
• 1:36:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, I think it's a Federal holiday is a mess. It's
• 1:36:49
  Testecleese: I guarantee you. Most people. They couldn't tell you what Juneteenth was.
• 1:36:54
  Testecleese: what it is, and why why, we even call it a thing.
• 1:36:58
  Brian McFadden: Well, I mean, it's very, very convoluted, to begin with, because it's not like the the day that the slaves were actually free. It's the day that some general made it from the east coast to Texas to tell the slaves out there that they were free.
• 1:37:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, when they said, That's the day the last slave found out. It's like, Yeah, you know what? I bet it probably took 6 years.
• 1:37:20
  Testecleese: Some dude turned out that technically his slave was free, and there's nothing you can do about it. He's like I'm going to keep my mouth shut.
• 1:37:25
  Brian McFadden: The only.
• 1:37:26
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 1:37:28
  Testecleese: And exactly, it's convoluted. Why don't we just celebrate the day it was passed, instead of
• 1:37:36
  Testecleese: instead of just trying to say, No, you're wrong. It's this. Instead, you know, and like again, indigenous peoples day, you could pick another day. Let's replace. Let's replace Juneteenth with indigenous people's day. How's that.
• 1:37:47
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I'd be! I'd love it if trump did the.
• 1:37:50
  Testecleese: I would, too. Let's let's honor the indigenous peoples at the same time. We can still have Columbus Day.
• 1:37:57
  Testecleese: you know, and then everyone's upset with Juneteenth. We're just gonna celebrate that on the actual date it was signed by Abraham Lincoln right.
• 1:38:04
  Brian McFadden: Right? Yeah.
• 1:38:06
  Brian McFadden: So you see where Mike Waltz is not no longer the National Security Advisor.
• 1:38:12
  Testecleese: Yes, and this frustrated me.
• 1:38:14
  Brian McFadden: This through the the press for the loop.
• 1:38:18
  Testecleese: Like he got fired. How many more was he gonna fire? I was like he didn't get fired. He's getting a promotion.
• 1:38:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Now he's gonna be the ambassador to the UN.
• 1:38:29
  Testecleese: Like, Oh, oh, is he gonna fire? This is he gonna fire head size net. Next I was like,
• 1:38:34
  Brian McFadden: I've never been.
• 1:38:35
  Testecleese: Job for him.
• 1:38:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, he's out. He's been fired. Yeah, no. He got you got a promotion to shit. One of the most powerful positions on the planet, right?
• 1:38:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:38:46
  El Guapo: He didn't like.
• 1:38:46
  Brian McFadden: But there was a delay between his his quote, unquote firing to his hiring.
• 1:38:53
  Testecleese: And that's what happens when the media jumps on it, and like fucking sharks in the water when they smell blood. You know.
• 1:39:01
  El Guapo: I think we got fired. You know what.
• 1:39:03
  Testecleese: Oh, so anyway, apparently
• 1:39:06
  El Guapo: Do you guys see him.
• 1:39:07
  Testecleese: Apparently Biden kept like censorship documents, and like paperwork.
• 1:39:13
  Brian McFadden: I'm like perfect.
• 1:39:14
  Brian McFadden: He's Jaeger Hoover, Jr.
• 1:39:17
  Testecleese: That's what it sounds like on these trump folks, and one of them is like in the cabinet, I guess.
• 1:39:23
  Testecleese: and Guapo's having trouble with his headphones again.
• 1:39:25
  El Guapo: No, I just checked. You guys can hear me.
• 1:39:27
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:39:28
  El Guapo: Okay. Alright!
• 1:39:30
  Testecleese: I just heard you unplug and plug back in.
• 1:39:32
  El Guapo: No, no, but you hear me by the part about like I think he got fired.
• 1:39:36
  El Guapo: You just.
• 1:39:37
  Testecleese: He got he got. He's been nominated for the UN Ambassador.
• 1:39:41
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's just like, you know, what? What should I do but like he got fired for that precision.
• 1:39:46
  El Guapo: They're like, you know what? Let me retire you over here, that's all. It.
• 1:39:51
  Testecleese: UN ambassador is a big deal job.
• 1:39:54
  El Guapo: Yeah, but where he went to enjoy Ambassador Puerto Rico.
• 1:39:58
  Testecleese: No, he's the Ambassador from the United States to the United Nations.
• 1:40:02
  El Guapo: Oh, I think he got fire.
• 1:40:06
  El Guapo: Hello!
• 1:40:06
  Testecleese: Why would you give them a job that pays more and has more responsibility.
• 1:40:09
  El Guapo: Probably because you don't have to be to stop secret sensory to the.
• 1:40:14
  Testecleese: I don't know. I'm saying he got a promotion, not he didn't get fired. He got a promotion.
• 1:40:19
  El Guapo: Well, he didn't get fired, but he got like he got moved. Let's put it that way.
• 1:40:25
  Testecleese: Oh, repeat offender has left.
• 1:40:28
  El Guapo: Yeah, I guess you got other things to worry about.
• 1:40:30
  El Guapo: Oh, shit alright! Where are we.
• 1:40:34
  Testecleese: Yeah. Now, Pbs and Npr are saying it's illegal for trump to stop paying them. Oh, he's a bad guy.
• 1:40:42
  Brian McFadden: Well, if it's congressionally mandated funding, sure. But what? That's not what the Executive Order says. It says that
• 1:40:51
  Brian McFadden: they should. You know that the the organization that funds them should be looking for ways
• 1:41:00
  Brian McFadden: not to take the money. Basically.
• 1:41:03
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 1:41:05
  Brian McFadden: Nothing he said was unlawful.
• 1:41:08
  Testecleese: These would get me. I'm going to go to Harvard because they've been in the news a lot in general lately, especially this week, but I tried to not bring it up.
• 1:41:16
  Testecleese: But oh.
• 1:41:19
  Testecleese: you know that they have 800 billion dollars. I'm sorry. 800 million dollars, or maybe it is.
• 1:41:26
  Brian McFadden: In an endowment.
• 1:41:27
  Testecleese: And endowments.
• 1:41:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, it's 800 billion, almost a trillion dollars, I think.
• 1:41:33
  Testecleese: And here's the thing is, these endowments are tax exempt.
• 1:41:37
  Brian McFadden: What are they doing with this money?
• 1:41:39
  Brian McFadden: Well, in the school is tax exempt, too, because it's a public institution.
• 1:41:44
  Testecleese: No, it's not a public institution. That's a private school.
• 1:41:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but they got a tax exempt status. And that's what trump's threatening to take away from when they're freaking, freaking out about it.
• 1:41:53
  Testecleese: And they should not have taxes, and they are a private facility that charges through the nose rates, and they have near a trillion dollars.
• 1:42:03
  Testecleese: Let's for real.
• 1:42:05
  Testecleese: How about you? Just give up free education to the students you can cover, because you're apparently bringing enough in endowments to pay for tuition at the school. Just pay your staff that way. Become the most popular school on the planet, because you have been historically known as one of the best. And now it's free. If you can get in.
• 1:42:24
  Testecleese: because once you get out, you make so much money that you're gonna help pay everyone else's tuition
• 1:42:30
  Testecleese: like this is just insane. How much money they have sitting in a bank account that hasn't been taxed.
• 1:42:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:42:39
  Testecleese: All right.
• 1:42:41
  El Guapo: I thought they were having. They were having an issue because
• 1:42:44
  Testecleese: Because they hate the Jews.
• 1:42:46
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no, no, because they've been accepting like students with low math scores they had to introduce, like algebra stuff like that to
• 1:42:55
  El Guapo: to the classes this year, like what.
• 1:42:58
  Testecleese: At Harvard.
• 1:42:59
  El Guapo: Yes, because.
• 1:43:01
  Testecleese: That's embarrassing.
• 1:43:02
  El Guapo: Yes, they were like, oh, we don't need like they were like giving a extra
• 1:43:09
  El Guapo: extra classes because you have. People have done separate with no like hardcore math.
• 1:43:14
  Testecleese: Can't do, can't do. Basic algebra.
• 1:43:16
  El Guapo: No can do a calculus, too, or something like that. And they're like, Oh, yeah, we need to fucking. Do this shit. I thought I saw it like, I need to share with you guys.
• 1:43:26
  El Guapo: not everybody needs to study calculus nobody.
• 1:43:29
  El Guapo: If you, if you're gonna go to harbors to do this math stuff like, why do you need extra basic math for that? You know.
• 1:43:38
  Testecleese: Well, I mean, just for example, you say calculus 2. Granted. Yes, I took calc 2 in high school.
• 1:43:44
  Testecleese: That's good, that that's very uncommon to have that much math education in high school
• 1:43:52
  Testecleese: like typically you don't get the calculus until you get to college. And like I took pre-calc
• 1:43:57
  Testecleese: my sophomore year calculus in Junior Year, calc. 2 senior year.
• 1:44:04
  Testecleese: Most people don't get to even pre-calculus in high school.
• 1:44:10
  Testecleese: I mean, do you know how to do you know how to take a a number equation and turn it into a wave sign.
• 1:44:18
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:44:18
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:44:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, no. And most people don't. They have no need to know that, you know.
• 1:44:23
  Brian McFadden: You're not. I don't care.
• 1:44:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, that that's what calculus does, though
• 1:44:32
  Testecleese: it does more than that. I finished another beer.
• 1:44:36
  Brian McFadden: I have.
• 1:44:37
  Testecleese: I know. You know what. We only got 3 topics and leftovers, and we we haven't hit 2 h yet, so we're doing better on time, anyway.
• 1:44:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:44:47
  Testecleese: So let's go ahead and hit all 3 leftovers, and you know, difficult was to figure out how to organize these things so it would sound like it flowed. I had to come up with a category called stupid crimes.
• 1:45:01
  Testecleese: But what what happened in
• 1:45:04
  Testecleese: with the falcons, Guy, like a bunch of people got fined or a couple of people got fined. I guess.
• 1:45:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, this was the Shadar Sanders prank call that was done by the head coach's 21 year old. Son.
• 1:45:18
  Testecleese: No check this out. The 21 year old Son found the information, found this guy's phone number in his father's phone.
• 1:45:25
  Brian McFadden: No, not an ipad on an ipad.
• 1:45:29
  Testecleese: But gave the information to his buddy, who made the prank call.
• 1:45:34
  Brian McFadden: Yes. Well, the.
• 1:45:36
  Testecleese: The falcons and the defensive coordinator have both been fined a lot of money for this prank call.
• 1:45:43
  Testecleese: Yeah. And you know it's not for the prank call it's for the doxing is what they're saying.
• 1:45:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, of course.
• 1:45:48
  Testecleese: Like you gave out his personal information. That's just absolutely unacceptable. You need better security stuff going on.
• 1:45:53
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:45:54
  Testecleese: And you know what Nfl is a private organization that can hand out fines as they see fit.
• 1:46:01
  Testecleese: I'm okay with this.
• 1:46:04
  Testecleese: Normally, I would be frustrated about
• 1:46:08
  Testecleese: a giant fine, because these were like hundreds of thousands of dollars.
• 1:46:12
  Testecleese: Normally, I'd be upset if this is like the Government doing it, but the Nfl. Can do as they see fit. They pay these assholes a ton of money.
• 1:46:19
  Testecleese: and you know what I say. Ago.
• 1:46:22
  Testecleese: Guy, with a helmet defending the country should get paid more than a guy with a helmet defending a football. Yeah, you know what?
• 1:46:27
  Testecleese: No, no, awesome.
• 1:46:28
  Testecleese: You know what. Don't watch football. Don't buy their merch if you don't want them to get paid right, and don't offer to donate money to the Dod. If you think the enlisted should get paid more.
• 1:46:39
  Testecleese: So the falcons of the the Nfl can find these guys. I don't care.
• 1:46:43
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:46:45
  Testecleese: But oof someone learned a lesson out of this, I think.
• 1:46:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:46:54
  Testecleese: The ups is going to close dozens of facilities
• 1:46:58
  Testecleese: and cut like 20,000 jobs this year.
• 1:47:03
  Brian McFadden: This is a union facility.
• 1:47:07
  Testecleese: It's more than I thought. It was several facilities.
• 1:47:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. But I know ups is unionized in general.
• 1:47:14
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 1:47:15
  Brian McFadden: The whole company is unionized.
• 1:47:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, they're trying to cut costs. Because they're concerned about less.
• 1:47:21
  Brian McFadden: They lost bye?
• 1:47:23
  Brian McFadden: Didn't they lose Amazon shipments, or something like that?
• 1:47:28
  Testecleese: Ups wasn't getting it. Oh, no, you make.
• 1:47:30
  Brian McFadden: No, that was the postal service that was getting them.
• 1:47:34
  Testecleese: Well, I get some from the post postage usps, and I get some from ups.
• 1:47:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:47:40
  Testecleese: Like Walmart and Lowe's, and a handful of others still use Fedex.
• 1:47:49
  Testecleese: But did you see what's going on with Msnbc.
• 1:47:53
  Brian McFadden: Not really. I don't really watch Msnbc. I really don't care.
• 1:47:57
  Testecleese: Nor do I in general, but they are.
• 1:48:00
  Brian McFadden: I know on. There is Rachel Maddow. She's only on once every 3 months now, so.
• 1:48:05
  Testecleese: Jen, psaki.
• 1:48:07
  Brian McFadden: Oh, well, her, too. Okay.
• 1:48:09
  Testecleese: They're moving her to prime time to fill in Rachel Maddow spot
• 1:48:14
  Brian McFadden: Original is not going to be on once a month.
• 1:48:16
  Testecleese: Rachel Maddow's doing Monday once.
• 1:48:19
  Testecleese: What game?
• 1:48:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, once a week. And now.
• 1:48:22
  Brian McFadden: All the other days of the week.
• 1:48:25
  Testecleese: Through Friday, and they're doing a whole bunch of stuff like this trying to revamp with Msa.
• 1:48:29
  Brian McFadden: Well, I guarantee that Jen Psaki's not getting paid while Rachel Maddow gets paid for one night.
• 1:48:35
  Testecleese: Here's the thing is
• 1:48:37
  Testecleese: sake, was the one who just recently came out and said, yes, we're obviously biased, and it's like you. You just came out and told people that you can't really trust what we're saying, because we already have our minds made up.
• 1:48:50
  Testecleese: But whatever I don't know what to tell you.
• 1:48:55
  Testecleese: red head with giant boobs could be making a ton of money doing something.
• 1:49:00
  Testecleese: but she's instead just wasting her time
• 1:49:04
  Testecleese: talking shit about trump, you know.
• 1:49:07
  Ron Pascoe: Yep, she should have started her with.
• 1:49:13
  Testecleese: You know what? Just get out of politics altogether, after which
• 1:49:18
  Testecleese: she was the the 1st press secretary, for by.
• 1:49:21
  Brian McFadden: And right.
• 1:49:21
  Ron Pascoe: Pardon. Yeah.
• 1:49:22
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:49:23
  Testecleese: She should have got out and got right into acting and just left politics behind altogether.
• 1:49:30
  Ron Pascoe: I'm watching you circle back, mate. There's no coming back from that.
• 1:49:34
  Testecleese: Oh, so many circle backs. That's why I mentioned in the the intro that, like all all the people in our opening theme right now was in the news this week.
• 1:49:48
  Testecleese: She's all right. Msnbc's got to do something
• 1:49:53
  Testecleese: their their numbers are plummeting, and you know a lot of people don't want to admit that, but they're they're in the gutter. They're they lose viewers every month.
• 1:50:03
  Testecleese: Go ahead.
• 1:50:04
  Testecleese: and then they're gonna put sake to fill in the a prime time slot like, why don't they do something like what at least Cnn did with
• 1:50:14
  Testecleese: shit. Who Scott Jennings.
• 1:50:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:50:18
  Testecleese: And then they also have the guy who does the polls all the time and shows you the numbers. And it's like, you guys are all wrong, they would still vote trump, right?
• 1:50:28
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:50:29
  Brian McFadden: I don't know. I think that's our show, Brian. What do you think?
• 1:50:32
  Brian McFadden: I think I'm gonna cut that shit.
• 1:50:34
  Testecleese: All right. Let's pinch this sucker off.
• 1:50:37
  El Guapo: Date.