Latest / Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast / Show #233 Episode Oh Fuck Me I've No Idea
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Because fuck you, that's why is a founding member of
- 0:02Speaker 1: the Odd Pods Media Network.
- 0:36Speaker 2: Hello, and welcome to b F y twow. Episode number.
- 0:41Speaker 2: Oh god, I can't remember that one. That one? Sure
- 0:44Speaker 2: episode three number, episode number somewhere in the two hundreds.
- 0:49Speaker 3: Don't give it an episode number. We can put it
- 0:51Speaker 3: anywhere we want, guys.
- 0:52Speaker 1: Shoot, disregard that. Disregard that was never said.
- 0:55Speaker 2: Episode two x d X two x Mega Man Games
- 1:00Speaker 2: two x X twenty x twenty.
- 1:03Speaker 1: I loved that though, because then it's like they gave
- 1:06Speaker 1: themselves at least leeway where you got other like movies
- 1:08Speaker 1: and media. Going nope, twenty fifteen, the terminators.
- 1:12Speaker 2: Are speaking of movies and media. Yeah, guys, I had
- 1:15Speaker 2: a lot of fun this past week, did you. I
- 1:18Speaker 2: set up a home server.
- 1:19Speaker 1: A home server.
- 1:20Speaker 2: I've never done this before. It even though even though
- 1:23Speaker 2: at one point actually did have an actual server available,
- 1:27Speaker 2: just never bothered to set it up because I was like, oh,
- 1:28Speaker 2: I'm not going to need this for and now that
- 1:30Speaker 2: I have one, I'm like, why haven't I had this
- 1:33Speaker 2: the whole time?
- 1:34Speaker 4: For the goal?
- 1:35Speaker 2: Yeah? No, I had an old So I created this.
- 1:39Speaker 2: I challenged myself to build the strongest cheapest PC I
- 1:43Speaker 2: could out of out of strictly used parts pretty much. Yeah,
- 1:47Speaker 2: So it was like it was a it was an
- 1:48Speaker 2: hp Z four forty workstation, which one of the notable
- 1:52Speaker 2: things about it is that it's like it's like halfway
- 1:55Speaker 2: between a desktop PC and a server, right because it
- 1:58Speaker 2: has eight Rahams slides and it has a ton of
- 2:02Speaker 2: space for hard drive bays. But it's primarily used as
- 2:06Speaker 2: like a workstation for someone at work, you know. So,
- 2:09Speaker 2: but mine came with only two of the slots filled.
- 2:12Speaker 2: But the slots had sixteen gigs sticks in them, so
- 2:14Speaker 2: it was thirty two gigs out of the box at all.
- 2:18Speaker 2: And I put in like a used twenty sixty in
- 2:22Speaker 2: videographics card nice and some hard drives I had lying around,
- 2:27Speaker 2: and I made a gaming piece out of it. But
- 2:29Speaker 2: once I was done play testing it, it just kind
- 2:31Speaker 2: of sat in the corner and like I didn't do
- 2:33Speaker 2: anything with it because it was gonna be hard to
- 2:35Speaker 2: sell because it's entirely made out of used parts. Like
- 2:39Speaker 2: as soon as something fails, it's like, you know, done.
- 2:43Speaker 2: So I'm like I can't really turn around and sell this.
- 2:46Speaker 2: Maybe I can give it away, I don't know. But
- 2:48Speaker 2: it was more of an exercise in like seeing if
- 2:50Speaker 2: I could do it. And I did. But then I
- 2:53Speaker 2: was like, just recently when we were talking about like
- 2:56Speaker 2: having our own server, I was like, you know what,
- 2:59Speaker 2: maybe I should try building one on my own before
- 3:01Speaker 2: I try and build one for BFYD or whatever we
- 3:04Speaker 2: wind up doing. I had so much fun, so I
- 3:09Speaker 2: literally took this thing apart and I'm like, oh my god,
- 3:12Speaker 2: I can get I can get server hard drives for
- 3:15Speaker 2: really cheap right now. Holy shit, twelve terabytes for like
- 3:21Speaker 2: eighty dollars shipped.
- 3:22Speaker 1: It's so cheap.
- 3:23Speaker 2: I'm like that is insane. I was like, god, holy shit,
- 3:28Speaker 2: all right, yeah sold, So you know, I ordered a couple,
- 3:32Speaker 2: but I couldn't wait, so I was like, fuck it,
- 3:34Speaker 2: I'm just gonna start. I'm gonna start building a server
- 3:37Speaker 2: PC now because I got you know, small hard drives.
- 3:40Speaker 2: But I can at least, like you test out, I
- 3:42Speaker 2: can I can see if I can install this. So
- 3:44Speaker 2: there's a server OS called proxmocks. It is technically free
- 3:50Speaker 2: for testing and developmental use. Okay, if you are like
- 3:53Speaker 2: an enterprise, like if you're if you're a company, then
- 3:55Speaker 2: you have to buy an enterprise license obviously right. But
- 3:58Speaker 2: for me goofing around at home playing around one on it,
- 4:01Speaker 2: I was like, I'll download it and I'll install it
- 4:03Speaker 2: and see how it goes. Uh. It made everything so
- 4:06Speaker 2: easy really literally, once the install was done, I don't
- 4:10Speaker 2: even need like a monitor and you know, mouse and
- 4:12Speaker 2: keyboard connected to it anymore. Like it just it sits
- 4:15Speaker 2: in the corner, it's plugged in, it's got an Ethernet
- 4:17Speaker 2: cable plugged into it. I can access the entire thing
- 4:20Speaker 2: and install everything I want to install through a web
- 4:22Speaker 2: browser pointing to its ipater no. And it's so easy.
- 4:28Speaker 2: It is so easy. I had to follow a couple
- 4:30Speaker 2: of tutorials. The hardest one was building network attached storage
- 4:34Speaker 2: so I could create like a share for the yeah,
- 4:39Speaker 2: for files and stuff. And and also it's how the
- 4:42Speaker 2: the the media server connects to my movies and TV
- 4:45Speaker 2: shows and one right, but yeah, just I just spent
- 4:48Speaker 2: the past week loading that fucker up with like all
- 4:51Speaker 2: sorts of movies and TV shows and and in the process,
- 4:54Speaker 2: like I was like, holy shit, I haven't like sat
- 4:57Speaker 2: down to watch movies in a really long time. And
- 4:59Speaker 2: I was like, I'm some of these, like I haven't
- 5:01Speaker 2: seen some of these in ages, and so I've just
- 5:03Speaker 2: been watching a shipload of movies while adding them to
- 5:07Speaker 2: this massive server. Well not massive, it's still only like
- 5:11Speaker 2: two terabyted, but it's gonna be.
- 5:14Speaker 1: It's as soon as.
- 5:16Speaker 2: The as soon as the hard ris arrived. It should
- 5:18Speaker 2: be like Monday, so next week I will have an
- 5:20Speaker 2: update on the service situation.
- 5:22Speaker 1: But I'm excited for you. It was it was Eric's
- 5:25Speaker 1: been uh like sending updates through our through our check group,
- 5:30Speaker 1: and it's like really like, oh my god, it's working,
- 5:33Speaker 1: and oh my god, this isn't as hard.
- 5:35Speaker 5: As I was.
- 5:35Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm watching a movie from the server.
- 5:38Speaker 2: I thought it was gonna be so hard, and like
- 5:40Speaker 2: literally like two hours later, I was watching a movie
- 5:43Speaker 2: on my cell phone in the bathroom that was being
- 5:48Speaker 2: streamed from my server, and it was crystal clear and
- 5:53Speaker 2: it was beautiful and there was like no network slowdowns
- 5:56Speaker 2: or anything like that. It was just a and it
- 5:59Speaker 2: was it was literally like like uh like the media
- 6:05Speaker 2: server was even easier than the NOS. Like the NOS
- 6:07Speaker 2: I had to follow like a YouTube tutorial, but it
- 6:10Speaker 2: legitimately made it very easy to follow, and once I
- 6:13Speaker 2: was done, boom, I had it was working network attached server,
- 6:18Speaker 2: network attached storage, excuse me, and then like the media server.
- 6:23Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, this might be more trouble. And
- 6:25Speaker 2: then and then the same guy who had the YouTube
- 6:28Speaker 2: tutorial on the NAS was like, here's a repository of
- 6:32Speaker 2: scripts that you can just have your server run via
- 6:37Speaker 2: a shell code. Uh, and it will literally install everything
- 6:41Speaker 2: for you. And I was I was like, what the hell?
- 6:43Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, they got plexed, they got
- 6:45Speaker 2: jellyfin and I was looking into it. I was like,
- 6:47Speaker 2: which one is on there? I was like, which one's
- 6:49Speaker 2: the best? And I found one called MB which isn't
- 6:54Speaker 2: as popular as the other two, but like the reviews
- 6:57Speaker 2: on it are glowing, like it's not used by a
- 7:00Speaker 2: ton of people, but the people who do use it
- 7:02Speaker 2: really seem to love it. So I was like, that
- 7:04Speaker 2: seems like a good sign to me. So I'm gonna
- 7:06Speaker 2: try it out. Sure enough, easiest piss Like it was
- 7:10Speaker 2: legitimately very cool, Like I can set up individual users,
- 7:14Speaker 2: I could make my own Netflix, Like I could sell
- 7:17Speaker 2: access to this bitch. Like it's just be like, come
- 7:20Speaker 2: watch my movies TV. I don't own them, obviously, you know,
- 7:23Speaker 2: obviously that would be copyright nightmare. But the fact of
- 7:26Speaker 2: the matter is, like it's super easy, and I just
- 7:28Speaker 2: figured out today that I don't even have to do
- 7:31Speaker 2: anything to make it accessible on the wider Internet. I
- 7:34Speaker 2: just need to have I just need to have the
- 7:37Speaker 2: public eypiadress of my oh my not router, but you know,
- 7:41Speaker 2: my my public ipadre. And as long as it's communicating
- 7:45Speaker 2: on the right port and I set up port forwarding
- 7:48Speaker 2: to the server, boom, I can. I can literally access
- 7:52Speaker 2: my movies, TV shows from anywhere. And that part is
- 7:57Speaker 2: just ridiculously cool. And I'm hoping like the the next
- 8:01Speaker 2: step would be like VMS virtual machines. These would be
- 8:06Speaker 2: like pocket computers, little tiny like instances of computers running
- 8:11Speaker 2: on the server. They would be specifically for like server
- 8:14Speaker 2: side apps for video games, so we could eventually have
- 8:17Speaker 2: our own Minecraft server, our own you know whatever, you know,
- 8:21Speaker 2: pick pick a game that has a service side app
- 8:24Speaker 2: you can run. I was looking into maybe doing a
- 8:26Speaker 2: Left for Dead two server, yeah, because because you can
- 8:31Speaker 2: you can load that up with as many custom maps
- 8:35Speaker 2: and stuff as you want, you know, whatever you want
- 8:37Speaker 2: to add, And there were there were so many of them,
- 8:41Speaker 2: but the hard part was like finding a place to
- 8:43Speaker 2: run them. Like someone would have to have the custom
- 8:46Speaker 2: map loaded. They would have to load it manually on
- 8:49Speaker 2: the server. You literally just pick it from a list
- 8:52Speaker 2: and play it.
- 8:52Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be nice.
- 8:53Speaker 2: That would be fun.
- 8:54Speaker 1: And I would not mind having the Call of Duty
- 8:57Speaker 1: bat Le Royale server on a private so I could
- 8:59Speaker 1: actually play it in practice, which would be kind of
- 9:01Speaker 1: nice because I can get in the fall, I can
- 9:03Speaker 1: get the files. I just can never connect because I
- 9:05Speaker 1: need fifty people to do it right, So that would
- 9:08Speaker 1: be kind of cool. But dude, that's awesome.
- 9:10Speaker 2: Hell yeah, man, It's been a lot of fun and
- 9:12Speaker 2: I'm excited to see what else I can do. Like
- 9:14Speaker 2: there there almost has to be some kind of game
- 9:18Speaker 2: playing app where you can play games that are on
- 9:21Speaker 2: the server, just just retro games, like just running the
- 9:25Speaker 2: wrong from Yeah, basically an emulation.
- 9:30Speaker 1: Streaming almost like kind of almost is yeah yeah.
- 9:35Speaker 2: Yeah, because Steam has a streaming.
- 9:38Speaker 1: Right, I'm pretty sure that's how.
- 9:39Speaker 2: The Steam link works.
- 9:40Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, something like that.
- 9:43Speaker 2: I'm excited to see what I can come up with
- 9:44Speaker 2: you too. Anyway, I know this sounds like a chill
- 9:47Speaker 2: show because we're basically bullshitting.
- 9:49Speaker 1: Well, guess what.
- 9:50Speaker 2: Guess what You're wrong. The whole point of this was
- 9:54Speaker 2: to lead into our introductory question. Yes uh, and that
- 9:58Speaker 2: is based on just the fact that I've been consuming
- 10:00Speaker 2: a ton of movies this past week. My introductory question
- 10:04Speaker 2: to you is, if I can look it up, what
- 10:10Speaker 2: movie do you think didn't get much much attention and
- 10:13Speaker 2: deserves more? And what movie didn't get much attention and
- 10:17Speaker 2: deserves to stay buried? So I'm looking for a hidden
- 10:21Speaker 2: jam and a hidden turd.
- 10:23Speaker 1: I like it.
- 10:24Speaker 2: I like it.
- 10:25Speaker 1: I like it a lot, And.
- 10:28Speaker 2: I guess I will start with he is a gamer
- 10:31Speaker 2: and a storyteller, and he used to meet my youngest friend.
- 10:34Speaker 2: It's Aggie.
- 10:35Speaker 4: He's a.
- 10:41Speaker 5: Dog.
- 10:50Speaker 3: You know. I just had a thought, Yeah, I can
- 10:52Speaker 3: never change my username.
- 10:56Speaker 2: You were as stuck as that forever. Yes, well, sir, uh,
- 11:02Speaker 2: do you have an answer to these questions?
- 11:04Speaker 1: You know?
- 11:04Speaker 3: I had to and then I then you mentioned, well
- 11:07Speaker 3: you said it out loud rather, and then I realized
- 11:09Speaker 3: that I fucked up again.
- 11:13Speaker 2: Impressive. I gave him this question.
- 11:18Speaker 1: Okay, right, exactly what you said?
- 11:20Speaker 2: Right? Exactly what intro question. Been a while since I
- 11:23Speaker 2: told you in advance, but fuck you exactly word.
- 11:27Speaker 3: That's probably where I stopped rating.
- 11:30Speaker 2: Word for words. So Aggie knew in advance he was
- 11:32Speaker 2: going to be answering this question, and he is somehow
- 11:35Speaker 2: still about to fuck it up.
- 11:37Speaker 3: Well, no, because I think I think I can pivot it. Okay,
- 11:41Speaker 3: So I'm not sure how unvisited this movie is. Okay,
- 11:47Speaker 3: But I was a huge fan of The Missed.
- 11:50Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay.
- 11:53Speaker 3: And I was a huge fan of it just because
- 11:56Speaker 3: it told an actual, like monster psychological horror story without
- 12:02Speaker 3: having the monsters you know, be the cheesy, jump, scary,
- 12:06Speaker 3: chase you around bullshit. It was like they were you
- 12:09Speaker 3: don't barely saw them ever, and then when you did,
- 12:12Speaker 3: you only saw them for small amounts of snippets whatever
- 12:15Speaker 3: they were doing. And uh yeah, and it had like
- 12:18Speaker 3: one of the best I'm not gonna spoil it, but
- 12:19Speaker 3: I had like one of the best twist endings ever,
- 12:21Speaker 3: so much so that I think even Stephen King said
- 12:23Speaker 3: he said he liked it better than his own book.
- 12:26Speaker 1: Yes he did too, Yeah, I do remember seeing that he.
- 12:28Speaker 3: Liked the ending so much better than his own. But
- 12:32Speaker 3: but yeah, I feel like that's one that should be
- 12:34Speaker 3: assuming that not a whole lot of people visited, but
- 12:36Speaker 3: I still feel like that in terms of good horror,
- 12:38Speaker 3: that should be one of the movies that should be
- 12:40Speaker 3: visited more often.
- 12:41Speaker 2: That's that's sounds like a hidden gym.
- 12:43Speaker 1: So good answer, good answer.
- 12:45Speaker 2: Do you have a hidden turn?
- 12:48Speaker 3: I worgin I was gonna say the New Barlands movie,
- 12:50Speaker 3: but that's everyone seeing that now everybody knows, so it
- 13:01Speaker 3: kind of makes this one's a little harder. I guess
- 13:06Speaker 3: I don't know which, which, Which film was it? It
- 13:11Speaker 3: was a really weird film. It was like Room four
- 13:16Speaker 3: oh eight, fourteen.
- 13:16Speaker 2: Oh eight, fourteen oh eight.
- 13:18Speaker 3: Yeah, I wasn't a big fan of it. I felt
- 13:21Speaker 3: that it didn't really make sense. It was based off
- 13:24Speaker 3: a book, right, Yeah, I feel I feel like that.
- 13:28Speaker 2: King book.
- 13:28Speaker 4: Was it really so?
- 13:29Speaker 3: I guess I guess in contrast in terms of good
- 13:31Speaker 3: Stephen king uh films and bad ones, that one would
- 13:35Speaker 3: be a one I'd say put away for a while
- 13:38Speaker 3: because it didn't I guess you had to have read
- 13:42Speaker 3: the book to really fully understand what was going on.
- 13:45Speaker 3: But it was just it felt all over the place,
- 13:48Speaker 3: and I guess that was kind of the point. But
- 13:51Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 13:52Speaker 1: Interesting it's hard to pull off.
- 13:54Speaker 3: Like single location, like only one location films where you
- 14:02Speaker 3: don't film anywhere else, just in this one specific location, right,
- 14:07Speaker 3: just because after a while, like you got tired of
- 14:09Speaker 3: seeing it. It's like you want to see something different.
- 14:12Speaker 3: And I guess it was the scares and the psychological
- 14:16Speaker 3: horror aspect was what's supposed to be, what you're mostly
- 14:18Speaker 3: supposed to be focused on. But I guess it's just
- 14:20Speaker 3: it was too disjointed to be enjoyable in my opinion.
- 14:24Speaker 1: So you were too distracted by just the scene.
- 14:27Speaker 3: Yeah, too distracted by the fact that this is all
- 14:29Speaker 3: happening in a single hotel room. It's like, okay, but yeah,
- 14:36Speaker 3: that's probably my my bury and forget.
- 14:39Speaker 2: Wow interesting all right, so pretty good. He didn't You
- 14:44Speaker 2: didn't tell that at all. He did a great job.
- 14:46Speaker 3: Yeah, my original was going to be like the room
- 14:48Speaker 3: in Idiocracy. M But I feel like both of those
- 14:52Speaker 3: have been seen a lot.
- 14:53Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
- 14:55Speaker 2: And his opponent, he is a podcaster and a veteran
- 14:58Speaker 2: and as it turns out, a veteran podcaster. It's Stevie.
- 15:02Speaker 2: It's Stevie. It's Steve.
- 15:09Speaker 1: Sub sub is up, brother?
- 15:11Speaker 4: How you doing Sam?
- 15:13Speaker 2: So I'm good man? I'm good. I'm good, same question. Yeah,
- 15:17Speaker 2: is there you've you've watched a metric ton of movies.
- 15:20Speaker 2: You gotta have some good ones. Uh, what movie didn't
- 15:23Speaker 2: get much attention and deserves more and it's a hitting gem?
- 15:25Speaker 2: And what movie didn't get much attention and deserves to
- 15:28Speaker 2: stay buried and is a hidden turn?
- 15:30Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, So I read this what yesterday? I think
- 15:34Speaker 1: you sent this to us and I read this and
- 15:35Speaker 1: I'm like, this is an amazing this is an amazing question.
- 15:37Speaker 1: It really is. And for a good twelve hours, I
- 15:41Speaker 1: couldn't think of a single movie that I wanted to
- 15:44Speaker 1: talk about. I couldn't because I'm like, I don't know, really, Yeah,
- 15:46Speaker 1: it was hard.
- 15:47Speaker 2: I would have thought you would have just like no that.
- 15:49Speaker 1: No, it took me. It took me a bit until
- 15:51Speaker 1: I want to say, I got it at like six
- 15:53Speaker 1: o'clock six this morning, and then six thirty I'm like, bam,
- 15:57Speaker 1: something I haven't I haven't seen in a while either.
- 15:59Speaker 1: And I really love the performances in as do you
- 16:03Speaker 1: and more people need to see this. I know it's
- 16:06Speaker 1: a hard subject and a lot of the stuff.
- 16:08Speaker 2: About to steal my movie, you see.
- 16:10Speaker 1: Probably, And yes, I think I am, and I know
- 16:15Speaker 1: it's tough to get, but I think everybody should see it.
- 16:19Speaker 3: But Red State, oh okay, yeah, yeah, really doesn't. But
- 16:25Speaker 3: like it's one of those where it's like.
- 16:27Speaker 1: Holy ship, Yeah, it hits so hard to real life.
- 16:30Speaker 2: It is genuinely a powerful movie, and it's an excellent
- 16:36Speaker 2: horror film because you literally have no idea what's coming next.
- 16:40Speaker 2: Like every time, every time I thought, every time I
- 16:43Speaker 2: thought I knew what was going to happen, I was wrong,
- 16:48Speaker 2: and it was. It was really impressive that that genuinely
- 16:52Speaker 2: Kevin was able to put together a movie in which
- 16:58Speaker 2: it is constantly to listing and turning, but you never
- 17:01Speaker 2: lose sight of the big picture of what this movie
- 17:05Speaker 2: is about. And and like the performance of fucking Michael Parks, Yes,
- 17:13Speaker 2: his performances the patriarch of that family is so good,
- 17:20Speaker 2: so good, He's incredible.
- 17:23Speaker 3: If nothing else, just to watch the actors and actresses performances.
- 17:27Speaker 2: Like literally, if you don't watch the rest of the
- 17:30Speaker 2: movie fifteen, just watch that scene. Oh my god, of
- 17:35Speaker 2: Michael Park's addressing the congregation. That was incredible.
- 17:41Speaker 1: I get chills thinking about it still. But it's been
- 17:43Speaker 1: a while since I've seen it, but I can I
- 17:44Speaker 1: can still picture all of it, but I want to
- 17:47Speaker 1: go back and watch it again. It's great, man, but
- 17:49Speaker 1: I think a lot more people should see it. I
- 17:52Speaker 1: really do. And the ship that should never be spoke of,
- 17:56Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with. I can't remember what year it was.
- 17:59Speaker 1: I thought it was actually gonna be something fun. Watched
- 18:01Speaker 1: it for a movie night with the family, watched the
- 18:04Speaker 1: whole fucking thing through. We should have stopped it at
- 18:07Speaker 1: the beginning when we thought this was going to ship,
- 18:10Speaker 1: because the ending came off the fucking rails. I probably
- 18:13Speaker 1: I don't know if I should spoil it for people.
- 18:15Speaker 2: But you don't want people to see it, so yeah.
- 18:17Speaker 1: Go ahead, good don't see this because have you ever
- 18:20Speaker 1: seen a sausage party? Oh? Yeah, movie?
- 18:25Speaker 2: Oh my god, adventure.
- 18:30Speaker 3: That movie out of my mind.
- 18:33Speaker 1: Someone, Okay, I get it. Okay, let's go into something else.
- 18:36Speaker 1: And at the end, all the food bang each other.
- 18:38Speaker 1: It's a fucking orgy. At the end of it, it
- 18:40Speaker 1: is fucked up and not on any good level. I'm like,
- 18:43Speaker 1: this movie is such ship, but for some reason we
- 18:46Speaker 1: kept watching it to the end, and I'm just like,
- 18:48Speaker 1: that is one thing I. I literally I've been trying
- 18:52Speaker 1: for the past eight years to smoke it out of
- 18:54Speaker 1: my memory and I can't. But yeah, that movie is
- 18:57Speaker 1: fucked up man the same way.
- 19:00Speaker 2: And good Call, Good Call. I like that call, all right.
- 19:03Speaker 2: And finally I'm your host pantsils erin.
- 19:17Speaker 4: Stones for.
- 19:21Speaker 2: A man. Thank you, Mexican, You're my hero. So uh my,
- 19:30Speaker 2: my answer to this question.
- 19:31Speaker 1: Oh, I thought about you said that.
- 19:33Speaker 4: What was that first viewers off when.
- 19:38Speaker 1: Mexie You're my hero?
- 19:42Speaker 2: So what movie do I think didn't get much attention
- 19:43Speaker 2: deserves more? Is Radio Land Murders Never This is a
- 19:49Speaker 2: George Lucas helmeda movie about a a a radio station
- 19:56Speaker 2: that is about to go nationwide. Okay, the the the
- 20:00Speaker 2: entire movie takes place over the course of their first
- 20:03Speaker 2: nationwide broadcast, and it is because George Lucas did it,
- 20:12Speaker 2: a whole bunch of famous faces popped up and agreed
- 20:15Speaker 2: to be in it. Like the main character is Brian
- 20:18Speaker 2: ben Ben from dream On. I think his wife is
- 20:22Speaker 2: played by Mary Stuart Masterson. It could be off on
- 20:26Speaker 2: the name. She has one of those three three name
- 20:29Speaker 2: names that I get the mixed up sometimes, But like
- 20:34Speaker 2: ned Baby's in it, Christopher Lloyd is in it, Michael
- 20:37Speaker 2: McKean is in it, George Burns is in it. It's
- 20:42Speaker 2: one of his it's one of his last performances. And
- 20:45Speaker 2: I think he did it because he got his start
- 20:46Speaker 2: in radio.
- 20:47Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's a lot of radio.
- 20:51Speaker 2: There's a lot of there's a lot of radio celebrities
- 20:54Speaker 2: in it, Like Rosemary Clooney comes back and does the
- 20:58Speaker 2: song in the middle of the thing. But all the
- 21:01Speaker 2: while these performances are going on, people are dying, like
- 21:07Speaker 2: like various members of the crew and the cast and
- 21:10Speaker 2: the big wigs are getting killed one by one, and
- 21:15Speaker 2: poor Brian ben Ben keeps getting blamed for it. So
- 21:19Speaker 2: he's running around trying to prove his innocence and catch
- 21:23Speaker 2: the real killer. Now, this movie is fantastic. It is
- 21:27Speaker 2: entertaining from top to bottom. Like I love all the acts.
- 21:30Speaker 2: I love the the super cheesy like serial adventure episodes
- 21:37Speaker 2: that they perform live on stage. And I love Christopher.
- 21:40Speaker 2: Christopher Lloyd plays the folly artist who doesn't say a
- 21:43Speaker 2: word everything he does. Everything he does is literal sound effects.
- 21:48Speaker 2: He literally never says anything. I don't I don't think
- 21:51Speaker 2: he speaks an entire A single line in.
- 21:53Speaker 1: The whole it's pretty brilliant.
- 21:56Speaker 2: He's hysterical anyway, Like it doesn't matter. Michael Keen is hysterical.
- 22:01Speaker 2: Corbyn Burnson is in it as the obnoxious, arrogant an announcer.
- 22:06Speaker 2: It's it's such, it's such. It's it's a very funny film.
- 22:10Speaker 2: Like the gags come like fast and furious, like whip fast,
- 22:14Speaker 2: like super quick, and and uh, the mystery is is okay,
- 22:20Speaker 2: it's it's not that it commits one of the cardinal
- 22:23Speaker 2: sins of mysteries.
- 22:24Speaker 1: In my.
- 22:26Speaker 2: The audience has to be able to figure out who
- 22:28Speaker 2: it is from clues that they were able to see
- 22:30Speaker 2: and hear in the movie.
- 22:31Speaker 1: It can't be a hidden thing.
- 22:32Speaker 2: Yeah, So in this case, it gets solved when the
- 22:35Speaker 2: main character finds some sheets of paper that inform him
- 22:38Speaker 2: of something that happened in the past and he goes,
- 22:40Speaker 2: I know who did it and then he you know,
- 22:42Speaker 2: he writes it down and it's like, come on, man,
- 22:45Speaker 2: come on man. Anyway. So but otherwise, super entertaining film,
- 22:52Speaker 2: super entertaining. I love the shit out of it. Is
- 22:54Speaker 2: one I keep returning to. But every time I talk
- 22:56Speaker 2: about it, people have no idea what the fuck, I'm
- 22:58Speaker 2: talking about it. It's a great movie, and it just
- 23:01Speaker 2: it literally just flew under everybody's radar. I think it
- 23:05Speaker 2: came out at the same time as something much bigger,
- 23:07Speaker 2: like Titanic or something.
- 23:08Speaker 1: Oh fucked everything up?
- 23:10Speaker 2: Yeah, and it just never it never got the attention
- 23:12Speaker 2: of the audience that deserved. I feel like, but anyway,
- 23:15Speaker 2: now a movie that I feel didn't get enough attention
- 23:18Speaker 2: and deserves to not have anymore is The Shadow with
- 23:22Speaker 2: Alec Baldwin. Have you seen this movie? I think it
- 23:26Speaker 2: was nineteen ninety four, nineteen ninety six somewhere around here.
- 23:31Speaker 2: It's terrible. Like I I watched it hoping it would
- 23:36Speaker 2: be like so bad. It's good because because it starts
- 23:41Speaker 2: off pretty bad and you're like, okay, okay, I see,
- 23:44Speaker 2: but it's it's gonna be one of those where it's
- 23:46Speaker 2: just so over the top cheesy that you wind up
- 23:48Speaker 2: smiling anyway, you know what I mean. No, No, it
- 23:52Speaker 2: is just bad. It's just bad Tim curries in this movie,
- 23:56Speaker 2: and it is his. It's my personal feeling is this
- 24:00Speaker 2: is his worst performance ever. I feel like he didn't
- 24:03Speaker 2: really care or he was given bad directions because he's
- 24:07Speaker 2: he plays like the bad guys like pnchmin slash Minion
- 24:13Speaker 2: and he just kind of goes crazy towards the end,
- 24:15Speaker 2: and his his version of going crazy is just really
- 24:21Speaker 2: really bad and just over the over the top in
- 24:26Speaker 2: a not fun way.
- 24:28Speaker 1: That is just I mean, it happens, ever, it happens everybody.
- 24:33Speaker 2: And the climax, like the plot is like it dances
- 24:39Speaker 2: all over the place, and the ending was just mah,
- 24:42Speaker 2: And I was like, I was really hoping it would
- 24:44Speaker 2: be worse so I could enjoy it. But it's just meh,
- 24:48Speaker 2: like all the way through and I hated it that
- 24:50Speaker 2: unlike something like Bulletproof Monk, which is a terrible movie
- 24:55Speaker 2: that I still enjoy. Yeah, it's it's fun to watch
- 24:58Speaker 2: because it's bad. That that's I enjoy that because it's awful,
- 25:03Speaker 2: you know. Anyway, Yeah, the Shadow was just disappointing on
- 25:06Speaker 2: every level. Yeah, that's about it. All right. So now
- 25:10Speaker 2: you've got our introductory question out of the way, and
- 25:12Speaker 2: we've spent like twenty minutes before you've even got into
- 25:14Speaker 2: a game.
- 25:14Speaker 1: I totally forgot we were doing regular Yeah.
- 25:16Speaker 2: We're doing regular ship. Sorry, guys. Games, it's like share block,
- 25:20Speaker 2: you know, the.
- 25:20Speaker 1: Drill Oh my god, I like it. I like it
- 25:24Speaker 1: so sure.
- 25:26Speaker 2: For one episode point. I got three stories here. All
- 25:28Speaker 2: you got to do is tell me which one I
- 25:29Speaker 2: would like, which one I would share, and which one
- 25:30Speaker 2: I would block on social media. Whoever's closest at the
- 25:34Speaker 2: end of this will win the game and earned one
- 25:35Speaker 2: episode point. Our first story electrocuted flaming birds are starting wildfires.
- 25:41Speaker 1: What the hell?
- 25:43Speaker 2: Yes, this is true? Now, so this is not something new?
- 25:48Speaker 2: Like birds, birds birds electrocuting themselves by touching power lines.
- 25:54Speaker 2: It happens more often than.
- 25:55Speaker 4: You Yeah, way more often.
- 25:56Speaker 3: Do you think there's why there's entire populations of birds
- 26:00Speaker 3: devastated every year because of our fucking power lines.
- 26:03Speaker 1: Well wait a minute, they're off the ground. How are
- 26:05Speaker 1: they getting electrocuted.
- 26:06Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing. While they're touching the power line,
- 26:08Speaker 2: as long as they're on just one power line, they're
- 26:11Speaker 2: fine because the electricity won't go through them. It literally
- 26:15Speaker 2: just it doesn't bother, just continues through the wire. If
- 26:18Speaker 2: they if they touch anything else, like a second line
- 26:25Speaker 2: or you know, like a part of the metal, you know,
- 26:28Speaker 2: stand the fixture of the fixtures and things. Uh, then
- 26:32Speaker 2: they get electrocuted. And most of the time they just
- 26:36Speaker 2: fall dead. However, no, every now and then they burst
- 26:40Speaker 2: into flames. And for the third time this year, a
- 26:46Speaker 2: bird getting electrocuted, bursting into flames and falling into dry
- 26:51Speaker 2: grass caused a wildfire. What the fuck. Yeah, it's real
- 26:56Speaker 2: and it's happening.
- 26:57Speaker 1: This is why we need to have our lines underground. People.
- 27:00Speaker 3: Yeah, buryer fucking chances.
- 27:02Speaker 2: Then happened. It happened July thirteenth, It happened July thirty first,
- 27:07Speaker 2: and again in August twenty twenty seventh. Excuse me in
- 27:11Speaker 2: a rapa Ho County in Denver, Colorado.
- 27:16Speaker 1: That's so fucked up. Yeah, like does doing a good side.
- 27:21Speaker 1: I'm trying to think positive people, I really am. At
- 27:24Speaker 1: least it smells like like chicken all the time.
- 27:27Speaker 2: That's good.
- 27:29Speaker 3: It always like chicken. Somebody's always those power lines might
- 27:33Speaker 3: be giving you fucking cancrous tumor in your brain.
- 27:36Speaker 2: Yeah, but at least it smells like chip chicken.
- 27:40Speaker 3: And a little bit of copper was a little bit.
- 27:42Speaker 2: A spokesperson for Core Electric, which is the electric company
- 27:45Speaker 2: in the area, so that the company tries to protect
- 27:48Speaker 2: against this sort of thing. Uh, they said, I mean
- 27:51Speaker 2: we've we've got these protections and coatings to keep them
- 27:53Speaker 2: from pecking through, but there's also elements of it that
- 27:56Speaker 2: can't always be one hundred percent covered, or if they are,
- 27:58Speaker 2: these little tiny birds can sometimes get through that. It's
- 28:02Speaker 2: really not necessarily a bird flying into the line. It's
- 28:04Speaker 2: that they land there and they're really getting in there
- 28:06Speaker 2: and finding those energized elements.
- 28:09Speaker 1: Yeah, what's a humming noise? It must be a bug.
- 28:13Speaker 3: Well, if they have a natural nesting mentality and that
- 28:16Speaker 3: means burrowing into tree limbs or ship like that, they're
- 28:20Speaker 3: going to do it on there because that's what they do. Yeah,
- 28:24Speaker 3: just bury your lines. We can do it. It's it's fine.
- 28:32Speaker 1: We do it with oil, we do the goddamn we
- 28:34Speaker 1: do it.
- 28:34Speaker 3: With solar and wind lines right now. Why can't we
- 28:37Speaker 3: just do it with all the rest of the power lines.
- 28:39Speaker 3: I know it's going to take a lot of time,
- 28:40Speaker 3: but infrastructure, man, Well just pay text.
- 28:42Speaker 2: It's just to save time. Let's move straight on the story.
- 28:45Speaker 2: Number two two. Scientist gives fungus robot body doesn't annihilate humanity,
- 28:52Speaker 2: just flops around a bit. This is Cornell University researchers
- 29:02Speaker 2: uh in creating a pair of new robots. They cultivated
- 29:06Speaker 2: an unlikely component, fungal my celia by harnessing the my
- 29:12Speaker 2: cea sorry, by harnessing the mycelia's innate electrical signals. Uh,
- 29:18Speaker 2: the reach of researchers discovered a new way of controlling
- 29:21Speaker 2: these bio hybrid robots.
- 29:24Speaker 3: Do you want me to fungle your what?
- 29:29Speaker 2: Uh? And if you watch the video of the robot,
- 29:32Speaker 2: it literally is just kind of flopping around.
- 29:35Speaker 1: So what kind of robot? Is it? Like one of
- 29:36Speaker 1: the dogs like that the company you made?
- 29:39Speaker 2: It's basically like a like a almost like a cup
- 29:42Speaker 2: holder with legs.
- 29:43Speaker 3: Okay, like a tripod with a it's more like.
- 29:46Speaker 2: A quad pot. I think it has four or four
- 29:48Speaker 2: or five legs.
- 29:48Speaker 1: It might be a peat edition. If I have to
- 29:51Speaker 1: keep those fungus alive.
- 29:53Speaker 2: I assume, yeah, it might be in there for all.
- 29:56Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean I would do it personally, and
- 30:00Speaker 1: then I would let it loose somewhere and see what happens.
- 30:03Speaker 3: It's just mushrooms connect to other plants through what they
- 30:07Speaker 3: call the world was it the wood wide web, which
- 30:12Speaker 3: is just basically like mush mushrooms or fungus will connect
- 30:16Speaker 3: to an entire woodsland area and basically micromanage everybody where.
- 30:21Speaker 3: They'll make sure that certain plants get nutrients they need
- 30:24Speaker 3: while other plants like that don't need it, don't get
- 30:27Speaker 3: certain whatever. Yeah, it's it's really bizarre, Like there's fungus
- 30:32Speaker 3: are crazy.
- 30:33Speaker 1: Dude, so fun guys have a collective.
- 30:36Speaker 3: Fung guy They're literally called colonies.
- 30:40Speaker 1: Shit, did you menagine a whole colony? I'm one of
- 30:43Speaker 1: those bitches. And they start making little fun guy robot
- 30:47Speaker 1: hybrids themselves and then we can take over.
- 30:53Speaker 3: Or not.
- 30:54Speaker 1: I mean no, I'm on their side. I'm not getting
- 30:59Speaker 1: taken over by.
- 31:00Speaker 3: There's going to be a man on true is this
- 31:02Speaker 3: man right here?
- 31:03Speaker 1: Right? I'll eat.
- 31:06Speaker 2: They claim the project that the project is not just
- 31:09Speaker 2: about controlling a robot. It's about creating a true connection
- 31:12Speaker 2: with the living system. Because the the fungus is reacting
- 31:17Speaker 2: to its environment, but once it moves into a new environment,
- 31:21Speaker 2: it's going to react differently. And they're hoping they might
- 31:25Speaker 2: be able to use this to I guess somehow explore
- 31:28Speaker 2: new regions that haven't been explored before and learn about
- 31:32Speaker 2: what the environment is like for a fungus. I guess.
- 31:37Speaker 1: Yeh, sense because our funk guy also auto regenerative too.
- 31:41Speaker 3: Something like that. There's actually quite a bit to them
- 31:44Speaker 3: that we're still discovering today, Like there are tons of
- 31:48Speaker 3: medicines would get from them now that are really good.
- 31:50Speaker 3: So they might be a key element in us getting
- 31:55Speaker 3: the ecosystem back in check.
- 31:57Speaker 1: So you never know, sour.
- 32:01Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, Science Hour is not going to end. Story
- 32:04Speaker 2: number three. Story three. The country of India is fighting
- 32:08Speaker 2: man eating wolves in a common sense way. They're using
- 32:12Speaker 2: dolls coded in children's pea. Yep, this is absolutely true.
- 32:21Speaker 2: In a bid to catch wolves, the forest Department in
- 32:24Speaker 2: bar Reich, India has initiated the innovative effort of using
- 32:29Speaker 2: colorful teddy ball teddy dolls soaked in children's urine.
- 32:35Speaker 4: Uh.
- 32:35Speaker 2: And here's the thing, don't knock until you tried it,
- 32:38Speaker 2: because it's working.
- 32:39Speaker 1: I mean, does that have to be children's you? It
- 32:41Speaker 1: can't have be adult you'urine.
- 32:42Speaker 3: No, there's there's a specific reason for it, and I
- 32:44Speaker 3: know what it is.
- 32:45Speaker 2: Oh yeah, enlighten us so.
- 32:51Speaker 3: Commonly. I mean, it's not something we practice here in
- 32:53Speaker 3: the States, but it is something that is commonly practiced
- 32:56Speaker 3: in zoological facilities abroad, especially around India is that they
- 33:00Speaker 3: tend to do pain association. So like famously, there's a
- 33:06Speaker 3: guy out there that has a whole bunch of tamed,
- 33:09Speaker 3: not domesticated, tamed tigers that when they get uppity, he
- 33:13Speaker 3: takes off his flip flop and then they stop. Because
- 33:17Speaker 3: as cubs growing up, whenever they acted unruly, he would
- 33:21Speaker 3: hit them really hard with that flip flop. As adults,
- 33:23Speaker 3: they remember the pain. So when they get rowdy and
- 33:26Speaker 3: he takes off the flip flop, they remember that pain
- 33:29Speaker 3: and immediately stop doing what they're doing because they don't
- 33:31Speaker 3: want to get hit. And these are full grown tigers,
- 33:34Speaker 3: so this is the same thing. They're hitting them with
- 33:36Speaker 3: dolls with coded and children piss because they don't want
- 33:40Speaker 3: them going after their kids.
- 33:42Speaker 1: Oh fuck, that's crazy.
- 33:46Speaker 3: So if they see young children they run the other
- 33:49Speaker 3: way as opposed to investigate.
- 33:52Speaker 2: Damn Well in this case, I don't know about the
- 33:56Speaker 2: pain response. But they have been capturing wolves using these things.
- 34:00Speaker 2: They just st there. They've been well they have. They
- 34:03Speaker 2: have been using them for capture. I assume after they capture,
- 34:06Speaker 2: whatever they do to them, they might let them go
- 34:08Speaker 2: or not.
- 34:09Speaker 3: It's probably put them somewhere else, yeah.
- 34:12Speaker 2: If any of them have eaten people. But the reason
- 34:16Speaker 2: they had to go to these extents was because they
- 34:19Speaker 2: had wolves were starting to kill uh you know, men,
- 34:23Speaker 2: women and children. Uh, and they they'd become increasingly aggressive
- 34:29Speaker 2: with the tacks intensifying since July. They'd killed six children
- 34:33Speaker 2: and one woman since July seventeenth, So they had to
- 34:37Speaker 2: do something that's a population issue. But this apparently is working.
- 34:42Speaker 2: They're actively searching for these wolves, not just using these
- 34:46Speaker 2: these bait techniques, but also using thermal and regular drones.
- 34:50Speaker 1: Oh wownes the future.
- 34:54Speaker 2: Four of these six wolves have been captured and two
- 34:57Speaker 2: remain at large. Oh god, but they've already cut the
- 35:00Speaker 2: wolf pack in like two thirds.
- 35:01Speaker 1: Like right, holy crap.
- 35:03Speaker 2: So yeah, I mean it makes for a funny headline,
- 35:06Speaker 2: but it's fucking working. It's working. So there's our three stories.
- 35:13Speaker 2: Best of luck. Which one of these would I like?
- 35:15Speaker 2: Which one would I share? And which one would I block?
- 35:18Speaker 2: I don't remember which of you won the Well, Stevie
- 35:21Speaker 2: technically won jerk Fest last episode, so I'm gonna give
- 35:24Speaker 2: it to you.
- 35:24Speaker 3: Agy that's true.
- 35:25Speaker 1: Right over there, anybody can see.
- 35:29Speaker 2: His patriot as his trophy.
- 35:31Speaker 1: Right above Ours of Peace, Love and Bud located on
- 35:35Speaker 1: trays the Road and Lockwardyr.
- 35:38Speaker 3: Once Halloween rolls around, I'm pbably gonna fill it full
- 35:40Speaker 3: of candy.
- 35:40Speaker 1: Yeah, and then it'll be empty every Saturday.
- 35:46Speaker 3: Uh So, I'm thinking this is my idea that you
- 35:50Speaker 3: like the piss Puppets, you share the Shroombot, but you
- 35:55Speaker 3: blocked the Thunderbirds.
- 35:57Speaker 1: Thunderbirds, I like the time.
- 36:00Speaker 2: I fucking I don't know about your selections, but I
- 36:03Speaker 2: love your delivery. That was great.
- 36:06Speaker 1: Yeah, point just for this. That was really good, Stevie.
- 36:11Speaker 1: I went a completely different route, Okay, good, Yeah, I
- 36:13Speaker 1: went that you shared the Flaming Birds because you didn't
- 36:16Speaker 1: want people get an attack like in that book that
- 36:18Speaker 1: all you was talking about. That wasn't that? That was
- 36:20Speaker 1: a hitchcock never mind.
- 36:22Speaker 6: Yeah, hitchcock the birds.
- 36:25Speaker 1: And you like the robot fun guy because they'd be
- 36:27Speaker 1: cool to watch too of them battle each other in
- 36:29Speaker 1: little robot suits.
- 36:30Speaker 3: Because battle accurate accurate battles.
- 36:37Speaker 1: Hey, guys want to come over and watch the battle
- 36:39Speaker 1: and watch the fungus battle, yes, instead of actually got
- 36:47Speaker 1: like a wrestling ring of ropes and cage.
- 36:49Speaker 3: Cage guys want to come over and fungal my sea,
- 36:53Speaker 3: and I'll.
- 36:53Speaker 1: See you block the wolves in India. Just Indians are
- 36:58Speaker 1: trying to block the wolves.
- 37:01Speaker 2: Okay, interesting hypothesis. Unfortunately it doesn't matter because you got
- 37:06Speaker 2: it exactly right. I could not like the flaming birds thing.
- 37:15Speaker 2: That one. That that is just bad all around. It's
- 37:19Speaker 2: bad for the birds and it's bad for the humans.
- 37:21Speaker 2: Nobody's winning.
- 37:23Speaker 3: That's infrastructure that needs to get up.
- 37:25Speaker 1: Nobody's so that that that.
- 37:29Speaker 2: Had to be blocked. Uh. And the the of the
- 37:33Speaker 2: two remaining ones, the the fungus robot body one was
- 37:36Speaker 2: less upsetting. Yeah, you know, the wolf thing. It sucks
- 37:40Speaker 2: that they've been killing people and children, mostly children. That's
- 37:45Speaker 2: fucking disturbing.
- 37:46Speaker 3: Smaller target and a full grown adult male can fight
- 37:51Speaker 3: off a small pack of wolves easily, but not a
- 37:53Speaker 3: small child way in hell.
- 37:56Speaker 2: Yeah, it's horrifying, and my my heart out to the families.
- 38:01Speaker 2: But yeah, so that one, it could only get alike,
- 38:05Speaker 2: which means their fungus body gets a share, which is
- 38:07Speaker 2: why Augie was dead on. Well done, Augie. So one
- 38:11Speaker 2: point to Aggie and we're gonna see what happens next.
- 38:14Speaker 2: Game two is worth two points and Stevie could take
- 38:17Speaker 2: the lead right back. We'll find out what happens right
- 38:20Speaker 2: after this.
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- 39:12Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game two. Game
- 39:16Speaker 2: two is going to be the cost is correct?
- 39:18Speaker 4: Yes?
- 39:19Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes?
- 39:20Speaker 3: Oh boy? The game I suck.
- 39:22Speaker 2: At considering I've been diving so much in movies. I've
- 39:26Speaker 2: got three movie related items here, cool that went on
- 39:30Speaker 2: auction recently. And whichever view bids closer to the final
- 39:33Speaker 2: sale price on these items without going over will.
- 39:36Speaker 3: Please Let's see if you go over every single.
- 39:37Speaker 2: Time, and the first player to win two listings wins
- 39:40Speaker 2: a game and gets two episode points. Now, because there's
- 39:42Speaker 2: two of you, we're doing this final bid style, so
- 39:44Speaker 2: you go back and forth and back and forth until
- 39:46Speaker 2: I call for final bids, at which point one of
- 39:49Speaker 2: you has either gone over or you've gotten close. All
- 39:52Speaker 2: right ya, So our first item up for bids is
- 39:56Speaker 2: this beautiful DVD collection. The Walt Disney Treasure Premium Collection
- 40:01Speaker 2: features every Walt Disney Treasures set except for Legendary Heroes
- 40:06Speaker 2: and Wave nine, and only three thousand of these were
- 40:10Speaker 2: ever made. This one is in very good condition, and
- 40:14Speaker 2: this listing can be yours if the cost is correct. Now, Stevie,
- 40:20Speaker 2: you lost the last game, so you have the choice.
- 40:22Speaker 2: You want to go first, your second?
- 40:24Speaker 1: I want to go second, please the first time ever, Oggie,
- 40:28Speaker 1: give me your first bid.
- 40:28Speaker 2: Please.
- 40:29Speaker 3: Well, you know what fuck you for?
- 40:31Speaker 2: Four dollars, says Aggy Stevie.
- 40:33Speaker 1: Six sixty nine.
- 40:35Speaker 2: Six hundred and sixty nine dollars, says Stevie.
- 40:38Speaker 6: Damn, I was hoping he went over there like, Oh,
- 40:40Speaker 6: you fucked yourself, bitch.
- 40:43Speaker 3: I'll do eight grand, eight grand, he said. Sixty nine
- 40:47Speaker 3: sixty nine, right.
- 40:48Speaker 2: I thought, he said, six hundred and sixty nine, six
- 40:50Speaker 2: sixty six hundred.
- 40:52Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, then I almost fucked myself. I will
- 40:56Speaker 3: say eight hundred.
- 40:57Speaker 2: Eight hundreds.
- 40:58Speaker 1: I should be like, yeah, i'll ge that's a nice sure.
- 41:01Speaker 2: Back to Stevie, amerely.
- 41:02Speaker 6: Must fucking shot myself in the butt after calling you up.
- 41:08Speaker 1: Eleven eleven hundred, eleven hundred, Ye, we'll do maybe all
- 41:15Speaker 1: fourteen fifty.
- 41:16Speaker 2: Fourteen fifty.
- 41:17Speaker 1: Back to Stephen Ooh dang, it's getting out there. Now,
- 41:20Speaker 1: let's go fifteen fifteen hundred.
- 41:22Speaker 2: Back to Augie.
- 41:24Speaker 3: Eighteen hundred.
- 41:25Speaker 2: All right, final bits, Now.
- 41:31Speaker 1: This is where it gets difficult. Games a minute ago,
- 41:36Speaker 1: what do you say? Eighteen fifty? He said, eighteen hundred,
- 41:38Speaker 1: eighteen hundred, eighteen fifty.
- 41:41Speaker 2: Eighteen fifty. Now, Augie, do you want to stay on
- 41:44Speaker 2: eighteen hundred or do you want to overbid? Is your
- 41:48Speaker 2: last bid?
- 41:49Speaker 1: Dad?
- 41:49Speaker 3: Eighteen seventy five?
- 41:50Speaker 1: Eighteen seventy five A bitch? Well that then, of a bitch.
- 41:55Speaker 2: As long as Oggy hasn't gone over. Have you know
- 41:59Speaker 2: the actual final auction price for the Walt Disney Treasures
- 42:03Speaker 2: Premium Collection? It was two thousand even so Augie winsh.
- 42:09Speaker 4: I thought we both start second there.
- 42:11Speaker 3: I'm like, I got a what.
- 42:15Speaker 1: Very nice? Very nice?
- 42:16Speaker 2: Very nice? Indeed, all right, our next item after bids
- 42:20Speaker 2: and Steve, you need this one?
- 42:21Speaker 1: I need this one?
- 42:23Speaker 2: Is this rare sealed copy of Titanic on not one.
- 42:27Speaker 2: You don't need this one but to VHS tapes.
- 42:29Speaker 1: Hey you ever seen Leo when they're out of that tongue?
- 42:32Speaker 1: We have that, we do? Yeah, gross Titanic DHS sealed? Yeah?
- 42:38Speaker 3: Oh, not sealed now, this one.
- 42:40Speaker 2: Still has still has all the original stickers still on it,
- 42:43Speaker 2: including the Sprint bonus offer. Sprint and this listing goes
- 42:47Speaker 2: to the one of you who bits closest to the
- 42:49Speaker 2: actual sale price without going over. Uh, Steve, you lost
- 42:52Speaker 2: less bid, so you give me your first bid please.
- 42:55Speaker 1: Sprint the phone company, and it doesn't exist anymore.
- 42:58Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't remember the logo, but I do remember
- 43:00Speaker 3: yellow lines.
- 43:03Speaker 1: It's a it's a two VHS set.
- 43:06Speaker 2: Yep. See, because Titanic was too long to come on
- 43:09Speaker 2: a single.
- 43:09Speaker 3: It's four hours long or some ship back in the
- 43:12Speaker 3: day when even video games came on multiple discs.
- 43:17Speaker 1: Oh, like fifty bucks fifty.
- 43:21Speaker 2: Right age Uh?
- 43:23Speaker 3: One hundred and fifty bucks steeviee.
- 43:26Speaker 1: Oh god, I guess it's probably way higher, and I
- 43:29Speaker 1: just don't think it's worth anything.
- 43:31Speaker 2: Five hundred, five hundred, do it? Do it?
- 43:36Speaker 1: Just double my stuff. I just double yours? What what
- 43:38Speaker 1: you scared? You scared?
- 43:39Speaker 2: Two thousand thousand dollars?
- 43:41Speaker 1: See, and it's not final bid, I'll double yours. I'll
- 43:44Speaker 1: two thousand, two thousand double do it? Do it?
- 43:47Speaker 5: Do it?
- 43:48Speaker 4: Go on, double it.
- 43:49Speaker 1: I'll come on, come on, man, play the game. Double it.
- 43:51Speaker 1: What's the worst that happens? We're tie, It's okay.
- 43:54Speaker 3: Three thousand, five hundred.
- 43:55Speaker 1: Three thousand, five hundred, double mine, four thousand up, four thousand, see,
- 44:02Speaker 1: I'll double it.
- 44:02Speaker 3: Come on, man, look at this motherfucker trying to go.
- 44:08Speaker 3: We'll do five thousand, five hundred.
- 44:10Speaker 2: Five thousand, five hundred final bits.
- 44:13Speaker 1: Ah, it's gonna be one of those things. If I
- 44:17Speaker 1: say six thousand, it will be five nine ninety nine
- 44:20Speaker 1: or some stupid shit like that. Yeah, you said five
- 44:25Speaker 1: what five fifty five fifty five hundred? The idiot? Is
- 44:32Speaker 1: that much money for VHD?
- 44:35Speaker 3: This idiot? Because you're about to get it.
- 44:36Speaker 1: No, I'm not bidding any.
- 44:39Speaker 2: Higher you're gonna stop at four thousand. Yep, all right,
- 44:43Speaker 2: your choice, but you might as well stop that. I
- 44:44Speaker 2: was gonna say, as we'll stop there, okay, and good choice,
- 44:47Speaker 2: because the actual sale price of this item was five thousand,
- 44:52Speaker 2: three hundred dollars. Just went over.
- 44:57Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh.
- 44:59Speaker 4: My god, Holy crap.
- 45:01Speaker 2: I'm just like no, yes, oh damn. All right, So
- 45:09Speaker 2: it's all tied up, and it's gonna come down to
- 45:10Speaker 2: this last listing.
- 45:11Speaker 1: Okay.
- 45:12Speaker 2: Our final item up forbids is this excellent condition, sealed
- 45:15Speaker 2: VHS copy of Disney's two thousand and seven movie Cars,
- 45:21Speaker 2: professionally graded by the VGA at eighty five plus. This
- 45:25Speaker 2: listing can be yours if the cost.
- 45:27Speaker 1: Is correct eighty five thousand and age.
- 45:30Speaker 2: You will start off the bidding this time eighty five thousand.
- 45:33Speaker 2: Yeah no, what.
- 45:41Speaker 6: I was gonna say, What the fuck?
- 45:43Speaker 3: What do you even bed again?
- 45:46Speaker 2: It's literally just like a single spool. Yeah, uh, four
- 45:52Speaker 2: minutes of the movie we'll start. We'll start at four hundred,
- 45:55Speaker 2: four hundred, Stevie.
- 45:57Speaker 1: Six hundred, eight hundred, eight hundred, I'm doubling this.
- 46:00Speaker 2: Eight hundred back to come on, come on, do it.
- 46:03Speaker 3: Sixteen hundred sixteen dollars.
- 46:05Speaker 1: Yeah, thirty two.
- 46:06Speaker 2: Thirty two hundred dollars.
- 46:08Speaker 6: There's no no, there's no fucking way.
- 46:10Speaker 3: There's no fucking.
- 46:11Speaker 1: Way in hell.
- 46:12Speaker 2: Four thousand, four thousand.
- 46:14Speaker 1: Back to Stevie, unopened right cars.
- 46:20Speaker 2: Sealed VHS copy of a two thousands saved movie.
- 46:26Speaker 1: Thousand dollars was the other woman that was Titanic Cars
- 46:32Speaker 1: has a lot more collectible stuff in it. Do I
- 46:36Speaker 1: double it? No? I will go let all do you
- 46:43Speaker 1: lose on last time? Fifty five hundred, I'll go fifty
- 46:47Speaker 1: five hundred, show how it's done?
- 46:48Speaker 2: Fifty five hundred, Uggie, Yeah.
- 46:52Speaker 6: I thought it was gonna be final, like fucking.
- 46:58Speaker 2: Fifty five hundred A yeah, gotta go hired in that.
- 47:02Speaker 3: Sixty nine hundred, nine hundred Stevie, Holy.
- 47:06Speaker 1: Crap, for real, what's with these people?
- 47:09Speaker 4: Nobody can even play even the full set?
- 47:12Speaker 3: You even watch it, you're missing like fifteen.
- 47:15Speaker 1: Right, damn, this thing's gonna go for like ten. I'm
- 47:18Speaker 1: gonna say, you said sixty nine hundred seventy two hundred.
- 47:22Speaker 2: Seventy two hundred, Holy damn.
- 47:25Speaker 3: Yeah, this is expensive. Eight thousand Stevie.
- 47:28Speaker 2: Nine thousand, ten and ten thousand.
- 47:38Speaker 3: Final bits oh it's fucking nine thousand.
- 47:42Speaker 4: God damn it.
- 47:43Speaker 1: I'm good.
- 47:45Speaker 2: You're gonna stay where you are?
- 47:46Speaker 1: Nine thousand, Yeah, okay, yeah, I guess say where I am.
- 47:49Speaker 2: I'm gonna stay.
- 47:50Speaker 1: So you're on nine.
- 47:51Speaker 2: Nine thousand ten The actual final sale price of this
- 47:57Speaker 2: VHS copy of Disney's two thousand than seven movie Chargers.
- 48:02Speaker 6: So night numbers are thinking about twelve thousand dollars.
- 48:06Speaker 2: Augie wins.
- 48:07Speaker 6: No, Wow, that is expensive.
- 48:11Speaker 3: Twelve thousand dollars.
- 48:13Speaker 1: Fucking car.
- 48:15Speaker 3: I mean it's Disney, it's a cars, it's a car.
- 48:20Speaker 1: Sorry.
- 48:22Speaker 2: I think it's because it might be one of the
- 48:24Speaker 2: last movies ever made on VHS, because it's two thousand
- 48:28Speaker 2: and seven, has been ounced since nineteen ninety four.
- 48:33Speaker 3: Oh shit, yeah no, they've been out for a while. Damn,
- 48:37Speaker 3: that's really available.
- 48:38Speaker 2: But that's the only reason I can think of why
- 48:40Speaker 2: this one went for so much, because it's it's insane.
- 48:43Speaker 2: But I keep looking at that date and thinking they're
- 48:45Speaker 2: still making VHS is in two thousand and seven.
- 48:49Speaker 1: Jesus future, my ass.
- 48:53Speaker 6: Future yesterday.
- 48:54Speaker 2: Fucker. So, Augie wins his second listing and he's won
- 48:58Speaker 2: the game two to one, damn, which means Oggi has
- 49:02Speaker 2: three points going into the final round. Stevie's gonna have
- 49:05Speaker 2: to pull it out just to tie. Let's see what happens.
- 49:09Speaker 2: We're gonna play game three right after this.
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- 50:07Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for Game three. Game
- 50:10Speaker 2: three is gonna be make it worse?
- 50:11Speaker 3: Oh yes, oh man.
- 50:14Speaker 2: I've got three good or at least be nine things,
- 50:18Speaker 2: and all our players have to do is make those
- 50:20Speaker 2: things worse incrementally until a player breaks one of the
- 50:23Speaker 2: rules or can't answer. Remember the rules worstenings must escalate.
- 50:27Speaker 2: You can't iterate and don't overstate, by which I mean
- 50:31Speaker 2: don't use the typical nuclear options like Hitler, pedophilia, what
- 50:35Speaker 2: have you. The whole point of this is to be creative,
- 50:38Speaker 2: So be creative.
- 50:39Speaker 1: Okay, all right?
- 50:41Speaker 2: Your first worstening highly appropriate? Watching movies. Oh, Stevie, you
- 50:51Speaker 2: lost the last game, so you have the choice. You
- 50:53Speaker 2: have the choice. You want to go first, you want
- 50:54Speaker 2: to make him go first.
- 50:55Speaker 1: I'll go first.
- 50:56Speaker 2: All right? So how would you make watching movies worse?
- 50:59Speaker 1: You're allowed to eat popcorn while you watch movies.
- 51:02Speaker 2: Oh, popcorn is banned.
- 51:05Speaker 1: Like, you'll get arrested, You'll get sent to the Google.
- 51:07Speaker 2: You get arrested, you get you get goolg straight to
- 51:11Speaker 2: the the popcorn.
- 51:15Speaker 3: Gulag thepcord glug.
- 51:18Speaker 2: What are you in for? Political canery?
- 51:20Speaker 3: Oh?
- 51:20Speaker 2: I hate popcorn. I'm a political prisoner.
- 51:25Speaker 3: Would you do?
- 51:25Speaker 6: Put butter on the popcorn?
- 51:27Speaker 1: I'm starting a movie, wasn't it? Yeah?
- 51:31Speaker 2: Movies? Movies? Agal, alright? Can you make watching movies even
- 51:37Speaker 2: worse than that?
- 51:38Speaker 3: The audio is always out of sync?
- 51:42Speaker 2: Fuck?
- 51:43Speaker 1: Oh damn?
- 51:44Speaker 2: That that feels.
- 51:45Speaker 1: Like it annoying?
- 51:48Speaker 2: Was that articular? I'm sorry, like it should be. That's
- 51:53Speaker 2: annoying for me?
- 51:54Speaker 1: Oh yeah, god's good. One.
- 51:58Speaker 3: After getting into podcasting, audio issues have never irked me more.
- 52:04Speaker 2: Oh yeah, way, it's a good thing.
- 52:06Speaker 1: I'm going deaf.
- 52:08Speaker 3: Yeah, one day, problem, loggie.
- 52:12Speaker 1: What does these things say? So I can edit this?
- 52:17Speaker 2: Can you make it worse than the audio is never single?
- 52:20Speaker 1: Man, that's difficult.
- 52:21Speaker 2: That is is rough.
- 52:23Speaker 1: Now let me ask you this because I don't want
- 52:25Speaker 1: to get hit with the reiteration. Would out of focus
- 52:27Speaker 1: be the same or would that be different? That's completely
- 52:29Speaker 1: that's visual correct.
- 52:31Speaker 3: Visual audio sounds.
- 52:33Speaker 1: So I'm gonna just mess with the visual completely. It's
- 52:36Speaker 1: out of focused and two toned all the time. She
- 52:38Speaker 1: gets Jesus. So it's like it almost looks like it
- 52:44Speaker 1: should be a three D movie but it's not.
- 52:48Speaker 2: Jesus Christ and just staring at it like training to
- 52:52Speaker 2: make out what the.
- 52:52Speaker 1: Fu migrain bam.
- 52:57Speaker 2: Now the problem is is that work that worse than
- 53:00Speaker 2: the audio being decinct?
- 53:02Speaker 3: Ah man, because now you can't hear it's all decynct
- 53:05Speaker 3: and the audio is off. But now like the videos
- 53:08Speaker 3: off too, so like it's completely fucked. I can mute.
- 53:12Speaker 1: I can mute a movie and still watch it, but
- 53:14Speaker 1: that's me.
- 53:15Speaker 6: I'm entirely sure you're watching the movie, not in reverse.
- 53:19Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, yeah, I guess that. Yeah, yeah, I'd said
- 53:23Speaker 2: that would make it worse because I would I personally
- 53:26Speaker 2: whenever I see like that kind of artifacting, I can't
- 53:29Speaker 2: help but just kind of like try and do the
- 53:32Speaker 2: squinty thing, like.
- 53:34Speaker 1: I stare at it, right, and it's a suma thing
- 53:38Speaker 1: to think.
- 53:39Speaker 2: It just hurts my face, like right.
- 53:43Speaker 1: You're trying to get the perfect prescriptions of the right
- 53:46Speaker 1: in your oracles or what the right?
- 53:50Speaker 2: So yeah, the the audio being decinct is irritating, but
- 53:53Speaker 2: that actually causes me physical pain. So I'm gonna say
- 53:56Speaker 2: that is worse and move on. You gotta beat that.
- 53:59Speaker 5: Can Okay, picture of this if you will. Every scene
- 54:06Speaker 5: you get a brief taste of it. Oh God, you're
- 54:11Speaker 5: watching Human Centipede watching, so every scene you can physically
- 54:21Speaker 5: taste it.
- 54:22Speaker 1: Okay. I don't think there's anything that can beat that.
- 54:26Speaker 3: Well.
- 54:26Speaker 2: I thought the audio decinc would be hard to beat.
- 54:29Speaker 3: I mean you could be watching like Sausage Party and
- 54:31Speaker 3: be like, okay, but then you could be watching Human
- 54:35Speaker 3: But then you could be watching like Human Centipede.
- 54:38Speaker 2: Like almost any almost any other movie would be unwatchable.
- 54:42Speaker 1: Yeah, Like it would have to be.
- 54:45Speaker 2: Everything.
- 54:46Speaker 6: You can't it's all usually fucked audibly fucked. You taste
- 54:50Speaker 6: every scene. You're not even sure what you're seeing, but
- 54:52Speaker 6: you taste it.
- 54:55Speaker 2: God, yeah, I'm gonna say that's worse. Jesus Christ's it is.
- 55:00Speaker 3: It is.
- 55:02Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of a movie I want to
- 55:03Speaker 1: go see now because I taste the whole thing. And
- 55:06Speaker 1: actually there's a couple.
- 55:08Speaker 4: All right, walk chocolate, just do it.
- 55:19Speaker 1: We're here in the factory. Oh yeah, because I was
- 55:21Speaker 1: just chilling that main area with the river.
- 55:23Speaker 2: Just keep playing. Just watched the last hour over and
- 55:26Speaker 2: over again, and skip the apartment grand parents.
- 55:31Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
- 55:31Speaker 2: I don't want to taste.
- 55:33Speaker 1: They were sitting in that bed.
- 55:35Speaker 4: For how long.
- 55:37Speaker 6: The snaeberries tast berry.
- 55:40Speaker 1: I'll tell you what doesn't taste good, his grandma and grandpa.
- 55:43Speaker 6: Grandma tastes like all right, he's been in the bed
- 55:48Speaker 6: for too long.
- 55:49Speaker 1: So fucked up?
- 55:50Speaker 4: All right.
- 55:51Speaker 1: Movies are free. It makes it worse. You want to
- 55:55Speaker 1: know why, because now the cost is is you have
- 55:58Speaker 1: to cut off some portion of your body for entrance.
- 56:02Speaker 1: M you get to choose to give you physical pink
- 56:07Speaker 1: a little joe.
- 56:09Speaker 6: You can't pay with money.
- 56:10Speaker 3: You have to pay with putty parts you because they
- 56:13Speaker 3: have to be your body parts.
- 56:18Speaker 2: I mean, that's a sociopath I've ever seen one.
- 56:21Speaker 1: It's a good question, you know what with you know
- 56:24Speaker 1: what I can answer. That's a genuine question that it
- 56:29Speaker 1: goes based on location and his manager's approvals.
- 56:33Speaker 4: Approval.
- 56:37Speaker 2: Such a company line.
- 56:40Speaker 3: Oh no, we don't accept those gift cards.
- 56:45Speaker 2: I am crying. I thought, I thought. I keep thinking
- 56:50Speaker 2: we're done, and no, we're not done. That is worse.
- 56:53Speaker 2: That is genuinely worse. Can you beat you have to
- 56:58Speaker 2: amputate part of someone's body to get in?
- 57:04Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I don't know if I can beat this one,
- 57:08Speaker 3: because I thought I had it with the last one.
- 57:10Speaker 3: So that's pretty good. But when you're sitting there and
- 57:15Speaker 3: you're watching.
- 57:15Speaker 9: All the fucked up chick going on, and you taste
- 57:19Speaker 9: it too, so you know it's fucked up shit.
- 57:21Speaker 2: Yeah, and the.
- 57:23Speaker 6: Audio is on of sink you just lost a fucking
- 57:25Speaker 6: pinky toe.
- 57:28Speaker 4: Sitting there bleeding.
- 57:29Speaker 9: Now you can't even eat fucking popcorner. You'll go to
- 57:32Speaker 9: the gulag and while it's all fucking taking place periodically
- 57:38Speaker 9: randomly throughout the whole movie, that you get stabbed in
- 57:40Speaker 9: the balls to the seat.
- 57:54Speaker 2: It's funny. It's funny, but I'm gonna call iteration. Yes,
- 58:02Speaker 2: we've already had body eat body mutilation to go on,
- 58:07Speaker 2: could you I'm curious you've won the point already.
- 58:10Speaker 3: Yeah, he got to all the senses before.
- 58:14Speaker 1: The last thing I had is all those donated body parts.
- 58:17Speaker 1: That's the only thing you get to eat during the
- 58:18Speaker 1: movie that bars all these body parts they collect Jesus Christ.
- 58:24Speaker 1: So then you may be tasting the movie.
- 58:26Speaker 4: You're eating your.
- 58:27Speaker 2: Neighbor's hard pass hard pass.
- 58:32Speaker 1: But luckily it did have to get there though, so
- 58:33Speaker 1: it never had to get there, guys, So it never happened.
- 58:36Speaker 2: So it's okay. You never want to watch another movie as.
- 58:38Speaker 1: Long as damn well got well done.
- 58:44Speaker 2: Stevie won the first point. You will start us off
- 58:50Speaker 2: on our next topic, which is the legend of Zelda.
- 58:55Speaker 2: How would you make the legend of Zelda worse? Mm hmm.
- 59:01Speaker 3: How would I make the legend of Zelda worse? Mm
- 59:04Speaker 3: hmm hmmm.
- 59:08Speaker 9: Stall, I know right, I'm trying to have to do
- 59:12Speaker 9: crazy because I don't want to be.
- 59:13Speaker 3: That guy leisure of Zelda worse. It is always iron Man,
- 59:22Speaker 3: So no matter what game you're playing. You can't save.
- 59:27Speaker 3: You have to play it all the way through, and
- 59:28Speaker 3: if you die, have to start all the way at
- 59:30Speaker 3: the beginning.
- 59:31Speaker 1: Okay, I'm okay with that. I like that. That's a
- 59:36Speaker 1: good one.
- 59:38Speaker 3: Yeah, iron Man, I like I.
- 59:41Speaker 2: Was confused by the iron Man. You're not playing link anywhere.
- 59:44Speaker 2: You're playing iron Man.
- 59:45Speaker 4: No, No, that.
- 59:47Speaker 2: That explains the shooting and you can't. It's because he's
- 59:49Speaker 2: not a juice.
- 59:50Speaker 3: Iron Man is what we used to call it in Halo.
- 59:52Speaker 6: Because.
- 59:54Speaker 2: I recognize speed running. Days before they call it permit
- 59:58Speaker 2: Death called it iron Man.
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: That's a good one.
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, well done. Uh so you can no longer save.
- 1:00:05Speaker 2: You have to play through in a single life, which,
- 1:00:08Speaker 2: which is.
- 1:00:10Speaker 3: Horrible, would make the game worse.
- 1:00:13Speaker 2: Games like that, but specifically is very very fun.
- 1:00:17Speaker 3: First one, because you know you can play the whole
- 1:00:19Speaker 3: game without die possible.
- 1:00:22Speaker 2: First one, suck believe to die. Yeah, it would suck
- 1:00:26Speaker 2: to die, but if you.
- 1:00:28Speaker 6: Died in a cut scene, it's still counted.
- 1:00:30Speaker 4: You can.
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: Those bestards, all right, Steve, make it worse.
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: That annoying fairy Nobby. She's in every panel of the game,
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: so every screen that comes up on the screen, she's there. Hey, hey,
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: you like whatever the whole oh god, the whole time,
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: and she can not be turned.
- 1:01:03Speaker 6: And hello, she's unaffected by the audio setics.
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: Yeah, she's hacked that ship because she knows how annoying
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: she is. She's very magic, got every car.
- 1:01:14Speaker 6: Ghost in the machine.
- 1:01:17Speaker 2: I mean, this might be controversial, but I'm gonna say
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: that's not worse. I don't think that's worse than than
- 1:01:23Speaker 2: than having to get through the entire game on a
- 1:01:25Speaker 2: single life.
- 1:01:26Speaker 3: Damn.
- 1:01:27Speaker 2: Now, if you'd said every Zelda game, what do you
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: mean you said every panel? I assume meant every stage
- 1:01:37Speaker 2: of every of every part of the game that Navvy
- 1:01:40Speaker 2: was in.
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: No, I met, like every stream, everything, every screen, every
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: screen of every game, no matter what, like if you
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: go left, right, whatever.
- 1:01:48Speaker 6: It's a permanent fixture under ui.
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: She's floating around, annoying the so taking up space on
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: the screen.
- 1:01:56Speaker 2: All right, I'll give it to you. Then I'm misunderstand.
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, I met.
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: I'm like, doesn't understand what you meant by panel?
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: Hey, Hike, this at the beginning of your story. Blah
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: blah blah. Guess what, bitch, guess what.
- 1:02:07Speaker 2: I'm here forever anyway. Uh oh.
- 1:02:15Speaker 3: Man, I don't know if this would be terrible terrible,
- 1:02:27Speaker 3: but it is definitely terrible.
- 1:02:29Speaker 2: It has to be worse than Novi aggravating you on
- 1:02:33Speaker 2: every screen in the game.
- 1:02:36Speaker 3: It's it's played, each game can only be played. Fuck no, no,
- 1:02:46Speaker 3: it's dumb stupid.
- 1:02:49Speaker 4: Uh stop.
- 1:02:57Speaker 3: Uh but yeah, no. All the controls are completely wonky, like, uh,
- 1:03:04Speaker 3: you're up your arrows not everyone was the direction like
- 1:03:10Speaker 3: maybe like the left direction is actually down, but everything
- 1:03:13Speaker 3: else is like different buttons like it's your y button
- 1:03:16Speaker 3: and then your select nothing's oriented, nothing's oriented right.
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: For your button scheme so completely.
- 1:03:24Speaker 3: Jumbled and random controller scheme. Honestly didn't have anything for this,
- 1:03:32Speaker 3: but I don't play Legends all there to know to
- 1:03:35Speaker 3: what way it would make it worse.
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: Now that would suck. The problem I'm having is is
- 1:03:39Speaker 2: it worse than nothing on top?
- 1:03:43Speaker 8: So now every screen, hey listen, it's like you shut
- 1:03:47Speaker 8: up and trying to figure out these goddamn controls.
- 1:03:49Speaker 6: So you have to you have to play the game completely.
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: I'm trying to right, You have to.
- 1:03:57Speaker 3: Play the game without dying or saving. Now he's always
- 1:04:01Speaker 3: on your fucking screen, screaming tips at you.
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: I want to and now every and now every.
- 1:04:07Speaker 3: Control your your control scheme is completely jumbled and completely different.
- 1:04:11Speaker 3: So like now you have to memorize buttons that are
- 1:04:14Speaker 3: not in a coherent pattern like they are normally.
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: Genuinely Yeah, that that does suck. Yeah, I just don't
- 1:04:22Speaker 2: think it sucks as much as the previous two.
- 1:04:24Speaker 3: No, it doesn't, Yeah, it doesn't, it doesn't.
- 1:04:26Speaker 2: It doesn't know, which means Stevie wins that one, and
- 1:04:30Speaker 2: Stoebe has effectively won the third game Make It Worse
- 1:04:34Speaker 2: and gets high points. He has tied the whole thing.
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: Up, fully tied it up.
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: Yeah, us three points piece. Yeah, damn no, we need
- 1:04:44Speaker 2: a tiebreaker, and it just so happens we have one
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: more make it Worse topic left, Well wins this is
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: going to get an extra point and win the whole thing.
- 1:04:55Speaker 2: All right, you lost this one, so again you'll go first.
- 1:04:58Speaker 2: I want you to make Snoop Dogg worse.
- 1:05:02Speaker 3: He's always sober, sold so quick, just instantly.
- 1:05:10Speaker 2: Uh and yeah, that would make him worse.
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: Like he just won the game. Oh, I don't know,
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: I just see that.
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: Uh hm hmm, I know, I know what I would say.
- 1:05:28Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean there are this is one.
- 1:05:30Speaker 2: I've got one for.
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: Yeah you, Oh man, this is difficult. I'm like I
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: was trying to, like, oh, change his genre of music,
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: but I'm like, i'd still probably listen to say.
- 1:05:37Speaker 3: I don't know, he could probably because.
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: He's done other stuff worse than he's just sober, okay, whatever,
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: he's gone sober before once or twice. Let's see for sure.
- 1:05:50Speaker 3: It was always on April Fool's Day.
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: Make him worse. Oh shoot, all right, he sides with
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: Sugar Night on everything.
- 1:06:06Speaker 2: Just my fucked up oh ship, yeah, oh ship. Okay, Yeah,
- 1:06:15Speaker 2: that's worse. He's constantly sober and he's just like, yeah,
- 1:06:21Speaker 2: Sugar Night, yes man.
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be so fucked up man, such a piece
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: of ship. I don't give a funk the off bitch you.
- 1:06:33Speaker 2: You're so hard.
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: I don't give a don't.
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: He just doesn't care whatever.
- 1:06:41Speaker 1: You're not gonna come get me too far away. You're
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: on the other coast, and in person, I believe we're dead.
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: I can't remember one of you. Whatever. That guy you.
- 1:06:54Speaker 2: Being a yes man for Sugar Night.
- 1:06:57Speaker 3: Oh God, damn it, stee thought I had I really did.
- 1:07:02Speaker 2: Don't think I got one.
- 1:07:03Speaker 3: That's I mean The only thing I can really think
- 1:07:09Speaker 3: of is that he actually did do hard time and
- 1:07:12Speaker 3: did some bad ship.
- 1:07:15Speaker 4: H m.
- 1:07:15Speaker 3: I don't think he has ever did hard time.
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: He caught dealing me even there a murder charge at one,
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: but it was not Oh, just a charge.
- 1:07:24Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know if he's convicted.
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: I don't know if it was a murder charge, if
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: it was an assault thing, what about assault? I can't remember,
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: looked at her. I don't know.
- 1:07:34Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 1:07:35Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I mean just in just in general, if
- 1:07:37Speaker 3: he was an actual like killer.
- 1:07:39Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Oh he's a full blown criminal.
- 1:07:42Speaker 3: Yeah, well sober a soberer, which literally makes him a
- 1:07:49Speaker 3: serial killer.
- 1:07:56Speaker 2: Uh. Snooped was acquitted, Yeah, what was it? Yeah?
- 1:08:05Speaker 3: And he's friends with Arthur Stewart.
- 1:08:08Speaker 2: Who so yeah, apparently the prosecution's evidence mysteriously disappeared.
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: Up in smoke.
- 1:08:29Speaker 2: Okay, So now I have to decide if Snoop Dogg
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: being a murderous criminal.
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: Is worse than him siding with I'm assuming that.
- 1:08:40Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, technically, technically that is worse. If you're
- 1:08:46Speaker 2: just if you're just saying some bad ship, that's one thing,
- 1:08:48Speaker 2: But if you're actually doing bad ship, that's worse. So yeah,
- 1:08:51Speaker 2: I will, I will give Aggie the point on that
- 1:08:53Speaker 2: it is. It is worse. So we continue, and Stevie,
- 1:08:57Speaker 2: can you make Snoop Dogg? Can you make Snoop Dogg
- 1:09:01Speaker 2: worse than he is now an actual murderous criminal?
- 1:09:07Speaker 5: Mm hmmm.
- 1:09:12Speaker 2: By the way, Snoop, mister broad us, if for some
- 1:09:14Speaker 2: reason you happen to listen to this.
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: No, no, this is real.
- 1:09:17Speaker 2: We think you're great.
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: We love you, God with you any day.
- 1:09:23Speaker 2: We wrapped Snoop Dogg in this house back Snoop Dogg,
- 1:09:30Speaker 2: ship man, he did the jokers a while, Yeah, he did.
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: And Juice, it's so difficult to figure out what to do.
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: So you said what I have right, So he's a murderer.
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: Here's what you're saying in this scenario.
- 1:09:53Speaker 2: Yes, okay, so hypothetical worstening correct, possibly true. Yes, this
- 1:10:00Speaker 2: is hypothetical, imaginary Snoop Dogg is now a murdered.
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: As part of a comedic performance we were gonna go with.
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: He has actually been sent by our government to take
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: out the ones that they don't feel are worthy.
- 1:10:15Speaker 3: He's a deeper selation.
- 1:10:18Speaker 2: What the fuck?
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's actually like just going around murdering people,
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: but they're actually hits by the government for people they
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: don't deserve. They don't think I would deserve to be
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: in our society anymore.
- 1:10:30Speaker 3: I'm gonna call it alliteration.
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's yeah, it is. I was just trying
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: to change it, like how they Yeah.
- 1:10:40Speaker 2: It's pretty bad, but I don't. I don't think it's
- 1:10:42Speaker 2: worse than him just murdering people. If anything, it kind
- 1:10:45Speaker 2: of flavors his murdering people. Oh he's got a reason.
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: It's okay, he's got a reason. He's always had a reason.
- 1:10:52Speaker 4: It is. We thought he was just a murderer.
- 1:10:55Speaker 3: Turns out he gets paid.
- 1:10:58Speaker 2: All right, it's a job. It's job, job, just a job, whatever.
- 1:11:02Speaker 4: Job.
- 1:11:02Speaker 2: So if it's not worse than that means Stevie is
- 1:11:05Speaker 2: out and he has one nice game man from a tiebreaker.
- 1:11:10Speaker 2: Stevie came all the way back to bring it back
- 1:11:12Speaker 2: and make a hell of a game man. So neither
- 1:11:16Speaker 2: of you said which, which to me would have been
- 1:11:18Speaker 2: the ultimate nuclear option. All of his lyrics are slightly
- 1:11:22Speaker 2: out of sync with the music.
- 1:11:27Speaker 1: That's good.
- 1:11:29Speaker 2: It would be annoying as fun, and it's a callback
- 1:11:31Speaker 2: that is a good one. Just imagining zipping on juice
- 1:11:40Speaker 2: just out of just just just a music video is
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: just bobbing on a tune.
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: Oh, it's so good.
- 1:11:51Speaker 2: That's fantastic. Uh, this is always so much fun. Thank congratulations.
- 1:11:59Speaker 2: A yeah, well done job.
- 1:12:01Speaker 3: Damn that was a I think it's a race.
- 1:12:04Speaker 2: It's been a while since you've won a solo game.
- 1:12:06Speaker 3: It's been a bit.
- 1:12:07Speaker 2: Yeah, well done, well done.
- 1:12:08Speaker 3: I really love I was making in there. It's it's
- 1:12:11Speaker 3: I really love him. And sometimes they come to it
- 1:12:13Speaker 3: right away. Sometimes I'm just like, I.
- 1:12:14Speaker 2: Don't, but you were such a sniper like that.
- 1:12:17Speaker 8: You immediately said your talk is sober. Immediately, We're not
- 1:12:22Speaker 8: even needing anythinking. I barely said his name.
- 1:12:26Speaker 6: It was like it's always been in the back of
- 1:12:28Speaker 6: my mind.
- 1:12:29Speaker 2: I never thought comes up. I'm saying he's sober, that
- 1:12:33Speaker 2: motherfucker so fucking.
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: I should have went where he dropped the double G
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: at the end.
- 1:12:39Speaker 2: He snooped dope.
- 1:12:41Speaker 3: I was gonna I was gonna change the synonym for
- 1:12:43Speaker 3: his name instead of Snoop Dogg. It was gonna be
- 1:12:46Speaker 3: like Prowler, puppy.
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: Prowler, Yeah, it's me Prowler, pup shop deal, double nothing.
- 1:12:54Speaker 4: Deal, double p.
- 1:12:56Speaker 2: Oh my god, you double p P. Why that's fantastic. Well,
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- 1:14:44Speaker 2: We are going to do that again. I have at
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- 1:14:47Speaker 3: Give away, so hopefully not back to us.
- 1:14:53Speaker 2: Well we can't win.
- 1:14:55Speaker 3: Yes, I still have to come back.
- 1:14:58Speaker 2: So you were going to play in the Well, that's
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- 1:15:05Speaker 2: a weekend. Game shows aren't the kind of thing you
- 1:15:07Speaker 2: typically can spoil, so yeah, I wouldn't worry about it. So, yeah,
- 1:15:11Speaker 2: this is coming out until week after that comes out,
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- 1:15:44Speaker 2: that's gonna be it from us, Why, because that's why.
- 1:15:52Speaker 4: That was what you gonna do.
- 1:15:55Speaker 2: You did a character this I was without without saying
- 1:15:59Speaker 2: anything there. He just all decided to do it in some.
- 1:16:03Speaker 8: Sort of characters.
- 1:16:03Speaker 6: I like to go back Holy Ship? Was it destinctive?
- 1:16:07Speaker 2: Put too?
- 1:16:07Speaker 3: Like h