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Hour 2 - A Spitting Good Time · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: It's going to be a real spitter of a good time. Well,
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  Speaker 1: come in.
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  Speaker 2: It's our number too, our number two. And did Bengals
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  Speaker 2: wide receiver Jamar Chase actions warrant and NFL suspension the
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  Speaker 2: spit heard around the NFL? Also, what's the message for
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  Speaker 2: people concerned about Rams wide receiver Puka Nakua's physical style
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  Speaker 2: of football he was bragging about not going out of mountains.
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  Speaker 2: And James Franklin, the old Penn State coach heading to
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  Speaker 2: do the hokey pokey at Virginia Tech. Is this a
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  Speaker 2: good landing spot for Franklin who had a lot of
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  Speaker 2: schools interested in him. We'll talk about that and more
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  Speaker 2: right now here. It is our number two. It promises
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  Speaker 2: to be a spitting good time. Welcome in the beginning
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  Speaker 2: The talk follows. When the flem flies, the talk follows.
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  Speaker 2: Follow up, follow up, to a previous Mallar monologue, we
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  Speaker 2: now have the Court of the NFL ruling on what happened.
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  Speaker 2: You might remember Bengals wide receiver Jalen or Jamar rather
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  Speaker 2: Jamar Chase, the Bengal wide receiver, Jamar Chase, got into
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  Speaker 2: it with Jalen Ramsey, the journeyman defensive back. They went
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  Speaker 2: back and forth. Ramsey was ejected and he said postinghimad listen,
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  Speaker 2: that guy sped on me. That guy's a spitter, and
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  Speaker 2: uh well mol oh my god. Well, the NFL's ruled
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  Speaker 2: because at the time Jamar Chase said, well, I didn't
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  Speaker 2: do it. I didn't I didn't spit.
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  Speaker 1: No spit for me. Didn't happen.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it turns out that Bengel's wide receiver Jamar Chase
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  Speaker 2: has been suspended for one game one game for spitting
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  Speaker 2: on Jalen Ramsey. Chase can and will appeal the NFL's
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  Speaker 2: ruling to suspend him.
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  Speaker 1: They say, it's it's up.
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  Speaker 4: In the air.
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  Speaker 2: I've heard he has already started the appeal process. The
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  Speaker 2: evidence is overwhelming, overwhelming evidence that he did it, and
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  Speaker 2: barring some kind of elevel and our plea deal, some
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  Speaker 2: kind of pardon, from the NFL. Jamar Chase will miss
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  Speaker 2: the week twelve game against the New England Patriots. If
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  Speaker 2: the suspension is upheld, he'll be out. So that is
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  Speaker 2: a good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question
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  Speaker 2: did did Bengals wide receiver Jamar Chase actions warrant the
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  Speaker 2: one game NFL suspension? So my observations this, I have
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  Speaker 2: Planet Earth, Anthony Bourdain, and rotting barn in the woods,
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  Speaker 2: and we will combine all of these things together and
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  Speaker 2: we are going to make some.
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  Speaker 1: Delicious kettle corn.
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  Speaker 2: Man, if you get kettlecorn with just the right salt
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  Speaker 2: and sugar, it's one of.
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  Speaker 1: The great things. Not good for your teeth, but it's
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  Speaker 1: really good, all right. So number one number.
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  Speaker 2: To answer the question, did Jamar Chase action did his
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  Speaker 2: actions warrant the suspensioned? Uh, I'm gonna go a hell
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  Speaker 2: to the yeah with a giant chunk of mucus, big
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  Speaker 2: gooey green gob of mucus. Yes, yes, yes, yes. The
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  Speaker 2: tape don't lie, the tape don't lie. We saw it.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't ai. You spin on a guy, you're out.
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  Speaker 2: You spin on a guy, you're right now. In the
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  Speaker 2: old days, they would encourage spitting, but not right now.
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  Speaker 2: Not right now. There's really no gray area on this.
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  Speaker 2: Like I was thinking about as I was driving in,
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  Speaker 2: was there any really out on this that you can
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  Speaker 2: you can go to. It's the single most disrespectful thing
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  Speaker 2: that one can do on a football field outside of
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  Speaker 2: kicking someone in the nuts. You kick him in the pills.
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  Speaker 2: That's pretty bad, I would say, spitting a giant loogie
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  Speaker 2: right there in your face.
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  Speaker 1: Man, that's it.
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  Speaker 2: And it's it's.
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  Speaker 1: On four K video. It's not like, who's a I.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, crystal clear pristine video. And it looks like someone
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  Speaker 2: shot the video on a brand new iPhone. Like you
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  Speaker 2: know how you watch those commercials like the iPhone and
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  Speaker 2: they show like yeah, they slow down everything and they
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  Speaker 2: show you how good the camera is.
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  Speaker 5: It.
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  Speaker 2: It was that kind of thing. It was like, oh, man,
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  Speaker 2: that's really good. Look at that camera. Wow, that's expensive,
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  Speaker 2: but that's a good camera. I can see look at
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  Speaker 2: I can see that. I can see the little flem,
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  Speaker 2: the pieces of phlam. I could see it coming out
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  Speaker 2: of the mouth of the player. You can literally see
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  Speaker 2: the lugie. The launch angle. Baseball people love launch angle.
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  Speaker 2: You could see the launch angle on the lugie and
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  Speaker 2: as it approached Jalen Ramsey and his shoulder pads, you
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  Speaker 2: could see it the launch angle. I'll have to check
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  Speaker 2: with the Elias Sports Bureau, but it looked like one
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  Speaker 2: of those nature documentaries. I'm a big documentary guy, so
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  Speaker 2: I watched even nature documentaries because that's exciting life that
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  Speaker 2: I live as a middle aged man. So I watched
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  Speaker 2: these nature documentaries and it's like Planet Earth, the migrat
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  Speaker 2: of the saliva wad and you get some big voiceover
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  Speaker 2: guy there with a deep voice, and you do the
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  Speaker 2: voice over. There, the giant blob just gliding through the
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  Speaker 2: air on a thermal current right to the player.
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  Speaker 1: Boom. President has been set. We know that we talked
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  Speaker 1: about this.
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  Speaker 2: This is the at least the second spinning monologue that
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  Speaker 2: we've gotten. Remember the first game of the NFL season
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  Speaker 2: Philadelphia in Dallas, there was the there was Originally it
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  Speaker 2: was like Dak Prescott spit, but he you're allowed to
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  Speaker 2: spit as long as the phlem does not touch another
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  Speaker 2: human being. You can spin on the ground, which proves
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  Speaker 2: the NFL does not respect Mother Earth. Because the NFL
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  Speaker 2: allows you to spit giant wads of mucus onto Mother Earth.
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  Speaker 2: But if you spin on another human being, it becomes problematic.
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  Speaker 2: So Jalen Carter got tossed before the game. That counted
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  Speaker 2: as a He was like on the field, but he
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  Speaker 2: didn't play in a play, an actual snap, and so
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  Speaker 2: that counted as a game suspension. So actions create consequences,
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  Speaker 2: we all know that. And you do the crime, and
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  Speaker 2: you have to do the time. In this case, if
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  Speaker 2: you spit crime, you spit time. You have to do that.
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  Speaker 2: You have to do that. So and what would the
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  Speaker 2: defense be? Let's try to workshop that. What do you
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  Speaker 2: think the defense would be for Jamar Chase, the Bengal
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  Speaker 2: wide receiver.
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  Speaker 1: Like, what would the defense be?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, your honor, I'm sorry to have to go over
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  Speaker 2: this with you. I missed the bullseye. The lugi actually drifted,
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  Speaker 2: and since the lugi drifted, I should only be suspended
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  Speaker 2: for the first half. Well, we don't do that. We
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  Speaker 2: do full game, we don't do first time. But no, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: I did not hit Ramsey in the face with the phlem.
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  Speaker 2: I did not, Like, what are we doing? You don't
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  Speaker 2: get leniency because your spit had bad wind resistance, which
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  Speaker 2: is what happened to Jamar Chase here is he hit
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  Speaker 2: the shoulder pad the jersey, but not it did not appear.
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  Speaker 2: There might have been some shrapnel, mucus, little bits of
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  Speaker 2: bacteria that hit Ramsey, but the main lugi and I
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  Speaker 2: watched this about one hundred times, the main lugi hit
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  Speaker 2: the jersey shoulder pad area of Jalen Ramsey. You know,
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  Speaker 2: so just listen, just own it. You hawk to it,
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  Speaker 2: and that's what you did, and you know, there you go.
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  Speaker 2: Now the good news I'll be Benny Brightside because I
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  Speaker 2: am not just a negative overnight gas bag. I will
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  Speaker 2: be Benny Brightside here and as Benny Brightside. The good
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  Speaker 2: news is Jamar Chase now has dinner reservations with legends
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  Speaker 2: like Roberto Alomar and Carl Everett and who else a
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  Speaker 2: Jalen Carter, Bill Romanowski, the greatest Rojon Rondo. I remember
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  Speaker 2: when he spat on some of you did a monologue
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  Speaker 2: about that. Reggie Miller a spinner.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Reggie Miller, so pose you spat on a fan
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  Speaker 2: back in the day with the Pacers. So now, how
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  Speaker 2: cool is that Jamar Chase can can pass the breadsticks
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  Speaker 2: around the table have some Fetacini Alfredo with Roberto A.
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  Speaker 2: Lamar and Carl Everett and Jalen Carter and Bill Romanowski
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  Speaker 2: and all those guys. Rondo, that's a holy trinity of
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  Speaker 2: flem It's great, all right. Meanwhile, to La we go
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  Speaker 2: another wide receiver in the headlines, but for different reasons,
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  Speaker 2: that would be pook Gotten Nakua. It was a breakout
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  Speaker 2: star a little while back for the Rams and has
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  Speaker 2: continued to be a very efficient player for the Rams. Now.
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  Speaker 2: He played some grab ass with Pat McAfee, because that's
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  Speaker 2: all you can do is play grab ass with Pat McAfee.
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  Speaker 1: But in this particular interview.
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  Speaker 2: On Zoom, Pat McAfee was were playing grab ass and
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  Speaker 2: Pooka Nakua said that stepping out of bounds with the
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  Speaker 2: ball is soft with a capital as. It's soft, and
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  Speaker 2: he's never going to do it. He's never gonna do it,
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  Speaker 2: and this of course created some Oh my god, Sean
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  Speaker 2: mcvain needs to talk to him.
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  Speaker 1: He's gonna get himself killed. Oh my god. Yeah, people
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  Speaker 1: that panic over everything you lose.
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  Speaker 2: There is fake people, all right, question, what's the message
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  Speaker 2: do you have a message to the people concerned about
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  Speaker 2: Rams Wide? Receiver Puka Nakua and the physical style of
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  Speaker 2: football which he appears to enjoy. So yes to those
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  Speaker 2: in the corner of the room, the back right hand
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  Speaker 2: corner of the room, that's you's the back left hand
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  Speaker 2: corner of the room. The out of an abundance of
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  Speaker 2: caution crowd as I like to call them, clutching their
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  Speaker 2: pearls in the fetal position. They've got pearls in one hand.
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  Speaker 2: They're sucking their thumb, but they should be. No, they
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  Speaker 2: shouldn't be doing that because that bad hygiene. Give me
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  Speaker 2: a break, Okay, please come on. I know that you've
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  Speaker 2: tried to change, and you have succeeded in changing. This
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  Speaker 2: is not the game of football. I grew up with
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  Speaker 2: the game of football I'm watching now. I realize that.
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  Speaker 2: And if you want finesse, if that's what you're gunning for,
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  Speaker 2: I would like for theess. I recommend you go on
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  Speaker 2: the YouTube and watch some pickleball highlights.
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  Speaker 1: Very exciting. Watch the pickle ball. The injuries, Eh, what
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  Speaker 1: about the longevity?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, the wear and tear, the blankety blank
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  Speaker 2: blank blank blank blank, Spare me, spare me now, this
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  Speaker 2: is Pooga Nakou's identity. This is his brand, this's how
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  Speaker 2: he plays, it's who he is. Good for him, you know,
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  Speaker 2: it's a bit of a throwback. I used to use
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  Speaker 2: those words gamer, whatever you want to say. Not a
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  Speaker 2: gamer like today, but one of the few guys in
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  Speaker 2: the NFL that likely drives around with like a linel
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  Speaker 2: Richie Cassette stuck to the to the tape deck there.
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  Speaker 2: And he also, much like myself and al Michaels, is
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  Speaker 2: anti vegetable, so we have that in common. There's a
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  Speaker 2: kinship I have with Pooka Nkua. He's taken a strong
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  Speaker 2: anti vegetable position and that's working. And this is working
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  Speaker 2: as well. He's third in the league in catches thirteen yards.
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  Speaker 2: I'd believe he's fourth in touchdown. It's pookin the coua.
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  Speaker 2: And if that is a reckless style of football, which
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  Speaker 2: you knuckleheads, some of you, I'm talking to a very
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  Speaker 2: small percentage of the people listening, but you know who
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  Speaker 2: you are. You know, hey, if that's reckless, can I
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  Speaker 2: get a roster full of reckless players? I would like
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  Speaker 2: to have that. I love the way he plays. Good
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  Speaker 2: for him, And as the late great Anthony Bourdain, one
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  Speaker 2: of the all time wonderful TV chefs in My life,
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  Speaker 2: Anthony Bourdaine said, your body is not a temple. It
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  Speaker 2: is an amusement park. It's an amusement park ride and
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  Speaker 2: might as well enjoy it. And yeah, he's doing it.
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  Speaker 2: And you get on the ride and you buckle up
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  Speaker 2: and all that. You scream your lungs out, and you
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  Speaker 2: hope the bolts don't fall off the ride because the
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  Speaker 2: carnival was the guy the carnival, the carneie was doing
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  Speaker 2: meth in the back. You hope that doesn't have But listen,
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  Speaker 2: they're worried to be were worried about pooka Nkua not
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  Speaker 2: stepping out of bounds. Oh my god, he's gotta step
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  Speaker 2: out of bounds. Half the league gets hurt getting out
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  Speaker 2: of bed. The other half get hurt on walk crughs.
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  Speaker 2: So life in the NFL is short. Whether you're tiptoeing
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  Speaker 2: through the tulips and whether you're trucking a safety a
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  Speaker 2: truck stick to a safety, it doesn't matter. And as
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  Speaker 2: the great Huey Lewis, one of the great lines in
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  Speaker 2: musicret said, We're not here for a long time, We're
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  Speaker 2: here for a good time. And Pooka is living that out.
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  Speaker 1: Good for him. We don't need no catch. We need dolls.
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  Speaker 1: We need doll we got. He's a dog. He's a dog.
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  Speaker 2: He wants he wants the smoke. Now, he better not
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  Speaker 2: run out of bounds this week or everyone's well, you said.
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  Speaker 1: You were going to run out of a buck.
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  Speaker 2: You run out of bound.
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  Speaker 1: So I just let the guy play his way. It's working.
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  Speaker 2: The Rams are tied for the top record in the NFC,
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  Speaker 2: although they're behind the Eagles because of the tie breaker.
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  Speaker 1: And plus this listen is Pooka's story. It's not your story,
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  Speaker 1: it's his story.
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  Speaker 2: And he's clearly doesn't have an anxiety Pooka Nicole based
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  Speaker 2: on what has happened here. And he's out there stiff
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  Speaker 2: arming people and whatnot. You know, that's that's just how
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  Speaker 2: he is. He's in a different zip code than a
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: lot of the guys that are playing today, like Justin
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  Speaker 2: Jefferson of the Vikings, who makes business decisions, and you
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  Speaker 2: all you kiss his ass. Oh, he made a good
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  Speaker 2: a couple of interceptions that ravens game and he didn't
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  Speaker 2: even bother to try to make a play because that's him.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's in his DNA, justin Jefferson, He's not He's
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  Speaker 2: not a dog. No, no, no, he's a kiddie cat
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  Speaker 2: cat gi it cat here kid kitty, kitty here, kidding kitty. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 2: to college football, that's right. Don't tell anyone the rare
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  Speaker 2: and appropriate mention of college football. I bring this up
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  Speaker 2: because it's a good story, and you know the mantra.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe you don't know the mantra. We have a mantra.
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  Speaker 2: I have no idea one of the things be So
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: how can you do a talk reader. I've been doing
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  Speaker 2: this for a long time. I got to do this
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  Speaker 2: every day, so every day it's different. If I was
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  Speaker 2: talking about the same stuff every day, I would lose
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  Speaker 2: my freaking mind.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, I don't even do what all the.
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  Speaker 2: Good talk shows, you know, these big time guys like
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  Speaker 2: Cowhard and Dan Patrick, they do like one topic for
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  Speaker 2: three hours. They don't even do four hours. They'll do
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  Speaker 2: one topic. That's what most of the shows do. I
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: get bared out of my mind if I did one topic. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I can't do one topic. I gotta change it up
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  Speaker 2: every hour anyway, So college football get to the point, please,
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  Speaker 2: So the big news out.
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  Speaker 1: It's not done done.
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  Speaker 2: I don't believe the DOCU sign has gone through. However,
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  Speaker 2: it appears James Franklin has found a new job. The
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  Speaker 2: old Penn State coach has a new game. So question,
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  Speaker 2: James Franklin to Virginia Tech. Is this a good landing
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  Speaker 2: spot or not for James Franklin. So after a minutes
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  Speaker 2: long deliberation of the available jobs and looking at the
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  Speaker 2: resume of James Franklin, I have determined yes with a
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  Speaker 2: capitol Y, Yes with a capitol Y.
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  Speaker 1: Here's why.
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  Speaker 2: Because James Franklin is walking out of a big time
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  Speaker 2: job at Penn State, which he clearly failed at against
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  Speaker 2: top opponents, and now he is going to one of
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  Speaker 2: the ultimate fixer upper gigs in college football?
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  Speaker 1: Can we all agree to anyone disagree with that?
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  Speaker 2: Does anyone disagree that the Virginia Tech job is a
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  Speaker 2: great fixer upper? The thing has been sitting on cinderblocks
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  Speaker 2: since Frank Beemer retired, and the porch is collapsing a
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  Speaker 2: little bit. You drive by, it's really tough to look at.
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  Speaker 2: The porch is collapsing, the roof leaks, there's raccoons living
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  Speaker 2: in the in the attic it's a real mess, and
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  Speaker 2: it's like James Franklin comes in here.
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  Speaker 1: This should be a reality.
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  Speaker 2: TV show, one of those HGTV shows where full gut
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  Speaker 2: rehab with James Franklin, quirky fun you know, go down
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  Speaker 2: to Home Depot, go down to Low's, buy a bunch.
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  Speaker 1: Of lumber, and Blacksburg.
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  Speaker 2: Virginia has not mattered for years, for years, it hasn't better.
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  Speaker 2: The last ten win season twenty sixteen, the last ACC title.
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  Speaker 1: It's been almost a generation.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: It's twenty ten, so we're about fifteen years twenty years
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: as a generation, so another five years it will have
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: been a generation. And the program is essentially it's a
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: it's a time capsule. It's kind of like I was
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: having some conversations with someone who's a friend of mine
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: and we were talking about how like you tell somebody
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: who's under the age of like twenty that the Raiders
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: and Cowboys used to be a big deal. And I said,
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: what are you talking about. Will you tell someone under
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: the age of like thirty, You say, well, Virginia Tech
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: used to matter, and they said, no, you're out of
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: your mind, you boomer.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: But they did.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: I remember, it was like a time capsule when Michael
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Vick was there for a couple of years. You kind
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: of dust it off. You squint really hard, and you
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: might see a highlight from nineteen ninety nine. My god,
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: it's it's been a while. But that's why this is
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: a perfect fit for James Franklin. The blessing of low
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: expectations and a guy who's still got old juice. James
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Franklin go out in the recruiting trail. Of course, get
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: these days, you got to have a big booster to
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: cut checks. But he knows the region. That's the point.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: He knows the region. The same pipelines that Penn State
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: looked at to get offensive linemen, defensive linemen and all
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: that Virginia Tech they do. They do the hokey pokey
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: and they're doing the same thing. And the other thing
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: is Franklin does not have to build old a spaceship here.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: You're not trying to go to Mars. You just have
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: to have the Hokies look like a respectable program, something
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: other than a rotting barn out in the woods, which
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: is what they look like right now, a rotting barn
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: out in the woods. And it's a it's a great
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: bounce back job. It's the old trampoline. Franklin doesn't have
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: to win a national title. That's not happening. He's win
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: nine games, have a couple of nine win seasons at
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Virginia Tech. Sniff just the expanded playoff. Something smells weird,
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: but just slip it in. Boom boom boom boom boom boom.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: He's back, baby, he's back on the coaching seesaw. You're down,
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: you're up, you're down, You're up, and he'll get floated
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: for some big money jobs again. So well, Franklin, he
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: went down to Virginia Tech, and now he's ready to
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: bounce back up to a big ten or an SEC job.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: And there you go. The minute some athletic director panics
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: and all that and we got hi this guy Franklin,
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: and they'll forget. They'll have amnesia about everything that happened
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: at Penn State. And so it's the classic real estate play.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: You buy the rundown property, you slap some pain on it,
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: you fix the issues with the foundation, you do enough
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: there that you stop the tilting, and then you flip it,
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: and you flip it real good. You flip it up
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: in the air. Everywhere and Virginia Tech. It's a good
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: marriage because they need relevance. They've been off the grid
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: at Virginia Tech for a while. Franklin needs redemption. So
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: it's a transactional relationship, is what it is for James Franklin.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: It's a bit cynical.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: That's not a bad thing, and it's perfect because the
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Hokies again, they're worn down. They're a time ravaged relic
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: that was good twenty five years ago. But if James Franklin,
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: if he can just get them from ramshackle to respectable Ramshackle,
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: the respectable, get them out of the ten district, then
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: he becomes a hot name again and a good gig
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: will find him with a great escape route, which is
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: out of Virginia Tech. Everyone will be happy until he leaves,
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: and then the people of Virginia Tech will be upset.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: And the best laid plans of mice and men. This
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: was supposed to be Michael Vick's job, remember, except Michael
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Vick's done a terrible job in his coaching debut.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: But the idea was that vic would go.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Down coach at the lower level for a couple of
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: years and they end up at Virginia Tech. He could
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: still end up in Virginia Tech if he figures out
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: how to coach Michael Vick, because Jane Franklin, if he's
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: any good, will not be at Virginia Tech very long.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: And if he sucks, he won't be at Virginia Tech
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: very long because they'll get rid of him. It is
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• 22:47
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• 22:49
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• 24:13
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• 24:18
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• 24:20
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• 24:23
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• 24:42
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• 24:47
  Speaker 2: and she loves the cowboys too. She loves the cowboys
• 24:49
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• 24:52
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• 24:56
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• 25:00
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• 25:04
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• 25:08
  Speaker 2: news here, big news. Ask a weed Man. I have
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: reached out to weed man hippie. Do you think a
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: weed man hippie is online ready to go for Ask
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: a weed man b weed man hippie is asking us
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: to pay him money to continue? Ask a weed man
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: that we are taking advantage of his talents for free,
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: or see that weed man hippie is not answering his
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: phone or d none of the above. All right, what
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: do you think here? Let's go, loraino. We're doing multiple
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: choice here with weed Man. This is his segment. Here
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: is the online right now, waiting yell doesn't seem like
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: the he needs money type, So I'm gonna go with ye.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: See so you.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Think, see he's just not answering this. Yes, I think
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: he's just not here right now. All right, Coop, what
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: do you think the answer is?
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Coop?
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: You want to play our game? It's multiple choice, ask
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: a weed Man. We're playing the game right now. This
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: is very exciting here.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go jail.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: You're gonna go jail, all right, so you're going option
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: D well cool? We Uh, you may.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Be right because I called his Obama phone.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Weed Man's got a government provided phone, the Obama phone,
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: and he the phone went, it didn't ring it. It
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: said this number is not available, which is usual. That
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: that means that either you're right, yeah, yeah, like he's
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: probably he's probably in jail. And we we had our
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: we used to have our guy in the Bay Area
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: who passed away, who used to check the jail records
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: to find weed Man in jail.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: But he's not the one who did that.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he would look for he would look for the
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: raider A's Tom Brady roast fan. Yeah, but he's not
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: around any more unfortunately, so we don't know. But yeah,
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: he passed away at the end of last year, so
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: who knows what's going on with him. I don't know,
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: but hopefully he's okay. I do have Lisa's contact information,
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: believe it or not. She's emailed the show before or
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: email me about about stuff, so I can contact Lisa
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: who's on Long Island and see if I can find out.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: But he's not here right now, so we'll go on
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: with the regular show. I know, Blind Scott, you're very
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: disappointed that we don't have weed Man. You had a
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: question for him.
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: I know, I know weed Man in IRL. We're actually friends.
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: I don't know, like he has different numbers, but I
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: have thought voicemails deepen up until like a month ago
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: from him. One time Ed and Christina rented a car
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: in Portland, Maine. Remember they went to see him, and
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: they thought they could leave the car down there, and
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: then they drove all the way back up here.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they had to drive all the way back because
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: if they had left the car in Miami, they would
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: it would cost like five thousand dollars or something to
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: leave the car shipped or just lead to leave it there.
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: Yea, yeah, so they the Tiny Tim. He made three
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: appearances on Howard Stern in nineteen nine.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: I was I was actually telling Lorena and Coop about
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: some of the legendary Tiny Tim appearances back before whence
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: was good, back in the day. Yeah.
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, So I'd like to get on radio shows like that,
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: but they won't let me go into the studio. So
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: I have bits and stuff like that, and I'm trying
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: really high to emulate that type of radio culture. And
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: it's hard nowadays, but I do know, like some of
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: the big people like it.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: I radio.
• 28:18
  Speaker 6: They do do a lot of shows like that still,
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: but it's just hard because culture is changing so fast
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: right now. But Tiny Tim was ahead of the time
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: and culture. You could probably I mean, you don't really
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: it would be. The good part about Tiny Tim is
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: he was an alcoholic, so it was really entertaining because
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: he drank when he was on the air.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: You know, yeah, well, he's just probably a bunch of
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: stuff other than alcohol. Weird Al Yankovic vibes like looking
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: at weird Out.
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: He was small though, he wore woman's clothes.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: And you know a lot about it's okay, and then.
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: Lenny Kravitz's daughter is like really famous. Now, what would
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: your wife check to ask you a question? What would
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: you wife say if you just started interviewing all these
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: fans models on the fifth hour?
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: Like how long?
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: That's a good question.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess i'd find out if she's listening.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: I'm not attracted to women.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well those I might be, but yeah, anyway, who knows? Anyway,
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: all right, very nice, I thank you, Scott. Hey, one
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: more thing never goes well.
• 29:24
  Speaker 6: You know that your vacation time you haven't taken much
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: to have you take him to take a week before.
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: I have a job, I like, I will. What were
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: you worried about me taking time off?
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Are you concerned?
• 29:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, could cruise the routine your.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Least, cruise up your schedule.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, I actually will be working on Thanksgiving. I believe
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: I was asked by the boss about that. I don't.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: I will not.
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: That's great.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: I don't see any reason not to work on Thanksgiving.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Four football games on Thanksgiving Day after thanks even the
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: football game.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: So I'm so excited.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: The yeah I heard there's probably a wicked marathon on
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Thanksgiving one.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: I might watch that at night, you know.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Top it off, I.
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: Heard Kevin Harland talking to Ross Tucker and they were
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: separating for like three weeks. That's his partner. But Kevin
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: Harland was making jokes. He was like making like he's
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: like this is for American Airlines and he was like
• 30:19
  Speaker 6: talking about his personal experience. He was being a little
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: goofy tonight. But where's he working for the next three weeks?
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: Like if they're not going to be together, you know,
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: And I don't.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know their schedule, but thank you. I'm gud
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: you're concerned. There's blind Scott there, amazing phone call. Let's
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: say hello to helmmt Man, the superhero helmet Man to
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: the rescue.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: For the morning.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: There he is the famous helmet Man.
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:46
  Speaker 7: I couldn't make it.
• 30:47
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 30:47
  Speaker 7: The weber tricked me because I looked at the phone
• 30:51
  Speaker 7: fantady night and they was gonna be raining in the morning.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: All wait up, Yeah.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: You could have.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: You could have look you could have looked out the
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: window though, you know, you could have looked.
• 31:03
  Speaker 7: Out the windows. But it was the opposite as it
• 31:07
  Speaker 7: later and later I thought it was gonna rain.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, now, helmet Man. For those who don't know, Helmet
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Man was planning on going to as you say, Sofa Stadium. Right,
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: You're gonna be out at Sofa Stadium? Is that correct?
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 31:22
  Speaker 7: What's you out there?
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: Uh? No, I should, I don't. I probably will be
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: out there this weekend. They're playing the Rams are playing
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: the Sunday night game. They played Tampa Bay. And when
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: it's a it's in the evening on Sunday on Sunday,
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: more weeks or no, it's this week, it's this Sunday. No,
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: but my guy, my guy TJ. Reeves the Bucks, he's
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: a sideline guy for the Bucks on Radio's He's gonna
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: be there and I I will.
• 31:50
  Speaker 7: Try to coming back from the dead. People who were
• 31:54
  Speaker 7: counting them ount.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, are they are there? Demon the ravens are that
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: you're coming back from the dead.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Here.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: It's like a pole your guys situation. What do you think?
• 32:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm talking about the games.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: The game.
• 32:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I think they got to win at home this week.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know who cares about that. Any celebrity sidings.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Have you hung out with any famous people? Helmet Man?
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: People don't understand. You're a famous person. You've been on
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: TMZ multiple times. You hung out with George Lopez back
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: in the day, Snoop Dog.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: They love you, these guys.
• 32:23
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, well no, the weather kept me.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, the weather's keeping in. You don't like that.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: You're from Baltimore. I thought you have like thick blood
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: from Maryland. You're not afraid.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: You've been in California too long, dude, you're going soft,
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: that's what's happening.
• 32:36
  Speaker 7: No, I didn't like the rain trying, That's what I'm saying.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, the rain's going to mess up your stuff?
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Is that why?
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 32:43
  Speaker 7: The water might or wet up my uh good clothes
• 32:47
  Speaker 7: and uh it got down in the bags to my
• 32:50
  Speaker 7: uh you know.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: The equipment, your stuff you're selling. You've got a lot
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: of You got a lot of merch. You like to
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: sell theirs.
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah. I put some turf bag in the other bags
• 33:01
  Speaker 7: and mountain fine, you know, like the hard bags.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure yeah.
• 33:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, brown black bags, so they won't my merchant dice.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta protect them. You gotta protect the merchant
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: all costs, summer man.
• 33:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, dude. Chargers playing home this week coming up?
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Well they I just, I literally just the Rams play
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: on Sunday night, right, so they can't The Chargers can't
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: play on Sunday because therefore they wouldn't like.
• 33:33
  Speaker 7: Those night games.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Man like.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: The Chargers actually have their bye week this week, so
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: they're not playing at all.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Play, aren't you? The Ravens?
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: What am I?
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: What am I Google?
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Or ai? What am I doing here?
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: My god?
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with you? The Ravens have a bye They
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: play the Jets this week. That's a bye that's.
• 33:56
  Speaker 7: For the Broncos.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Uh. Okay, uh, we gotta catch up. It's been too long,
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: helmet man. We've been been we got we got to
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: catch up. Helmet Man, I got to go, but we
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: got to catch up. Okay, okay, all right, how we
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: want to play the shower? Let's play the shower game?
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Do you know how? I'm oh, you haven't even.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: I was gonna play the shower game, and the shower,
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  Speaker 2: helmet Man, is legendary for very long showers. But we
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  Speaker 2: can't play the game because you haven't taken the shower yet.
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  Speaker 2: Are you going to be Are you going to be
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  Speaker 2: in the shower for the rest of the show.
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  Speaker 7: No, I'm gonna be out at two in the morning.
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  Speaker 7: I'm getting ready to get it there now.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so you'll it's twelve forty two or so in
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  Speaker 2: La right now, so you'll be in there.
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  Speaker 1: For only an hour and twenty Oh yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'm confused. He's trying to save water. He's trying to
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  Speaker 2: save water. Do you just stand there? Do you read
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: a book?
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  Speaker 1: Do you have a TV?
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: He's got your show what he does? Yeah, well that's
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: probably true. He's confirmed. There's a lot going on there.
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  Speaker 2: The giggles it all yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, helming man.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta go.
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  Speaker 1: We love you man. Enjoy your shower, clean all the
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  Speaker 1: important parts there. Thank you are.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: There's a helmet man where he goes only he knows time.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Now though for the Insta Trivia, and here it is
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: the Insta trivia.
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  Speaker 1: Lions quarterback Jared Goff.
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  Speaker 2: We'll have Mallard of the third degree coming up. Lion's
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: quarterback Jared Goff seven for twenty five passing in the
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  Speaker 2: second half on Sunday night. The twenty eight percent on
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  Speaker 2: completions the lowest in the second half for a player
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  Speaker 2: with twenty plus attempts since blank again.
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  Speaker 1: Jared Goff was seven of twenty five.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: He had eighteen incompletions in the second half of the
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Sunday night game in Philly. The Lions quarterback was at
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: twenty eight percent on completions, the lowest that is the
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: lowest in the second half for a player with twenty
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: plus attempts since blank. That's the insta tribua, the answer
• 35:53
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• 35:54
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• 36:10
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• 36:42
  Speaker 2: for the insta trivia. Then we'll get to mallor to
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: the third degree. But here's the insta trivia before we
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: go there, And here's the question of the hour. So
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Lions quarterback Jared Goff was just seven for twenty five
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: in the second half against Philly on Sunday Night. That
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: twenty eight percent completion rate on the pass is lowest
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: in the second half for a player with twenty plus
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  Speaker 2: attempts since blank.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: That is the question. What is the answer?
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Rob the goat Man going with Freddie Mercury is his answer?
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Andy and Lionel Lake's going with Christian Ponder. Why would
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: you even ponder passing? King Rory, says Grandpa Simpson. Wolfgang
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Puck from Shane in Des Moines. Sir scratch Off guest
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: by Malard Propyo. Those are good image of Sir scratch Off. Well,
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: he enjoys a good burger. Who else do we have?
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: David Ortiz, who is fifty today from the Late Night
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Drug Tester, Tiny Tim Tebow from Nurse Jockey, Just Josh
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: going with Billy Blanks is his answer, Well, we hope not.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: Who else do we have? Let's see page down. Cody
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: Carlson guests by Paully dee Eke is going with Jeff
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: George as his answer. Rodney Pete guest by Dante Tony
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Romo from Johnny Q. Who else do we have? Page
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  Speaker 2: NW Deeter Brock guest by Ryan Ron in San Diego,
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  Speaker 2: Rich Gannon from Larry D. What say you, Lorena? It
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: is not George Bland. I guess by a via the right.
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  Speaker 4: I've gotta go with my Dallas Cowboy quarterback Troy Aikman.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: You saw him in Wicked. No, that is incorrect. The
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: correct the answer would be Brian Hoyer way back a
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: decade ago versus the Dolphins in twenty fifteen.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Brian Hoyer. Here we go, Here we go, Here we go,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Here we go, Here we go, Here we go, down.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: To the third degree. This is one big event.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Gets grilled cool it.
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: Bryce Young has had an up and down career so
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: far in an up and down season multiple times this
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: year he seems close to losing his job, but on
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: Sunday he beat Cam Newton Panthers single game passing record.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: Does this game prove that the jury is still out
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: on Young?
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: No? Because he'll have a three hundred or four hundred
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: yard passing game. Then he'll come back and throw for
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty yards and two interceptions or anception
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: here and a fumble there, and he's I believe he's
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: been under two hundred yards in every game other than
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: two this year where he's had breakout games.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: That is not something you can build a football team around.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: He's not.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: Every time I watch him, he sucks. I didn't see
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: much of the game against Atlanta. Look good, fine now
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: that the jury is still out.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: Next, Miles Garrett is a generational talent on a really
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: bad team. He got four more sacks on Sunday against
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: the Ravens to get to fifteen on the season. Do
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: you think he breaks straighthand and TJ. Watt's record.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Well, the records really not straight hands because of what happened.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Now here's what I'd like to see happen. I want
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: to see history repeat itself.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Coop. The Brown's final game of.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: The season is against the Cincinnati Bengals. I would like
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: to see Joe Flacco take a dive if he's playing
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: there and allow allow the record.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: But no, I'm gonna I'm gonna go. No, Miles Garrett.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: There'll be some kind of injury.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: He'll miss out next.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: Lebron James is close to returning to the Lakers, and
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: so far the team has been pretty good without him.
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: Do you think Lebron's return will help or hurt the team?
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: They'll inevitably lose a game they're supposed to win with Lebron.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Lebron won't play well and then it'll be killed Lebron.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: That'll be here, that goes.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: So then let it. Lebron came back, Yo, Lebron, it
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: was so good without Lebron.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: What are they doing? Oh god, that's how that's gonna
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: go by there? It is malary third degree?
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: How did we do? He passes that as they went
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: played on the barn. I won the game. That's right.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Good out the milkman Mike in Colorado.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: I won the game.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: I want it for him