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318: Love Is Blind - Season 10, Episodes 7-9 · Reality TV Cringe

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  Speaker 1: Love is Blind Season ten. We are going to be
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  Speaker 1: recapping episodes seven through nine, which were dropped last week
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  Speaker 1: on Tuesday. The next two episodes are dropping tomorrow. We
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  Speaker 1: So this is lit, this is crazy. I'm having a
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  Speaker 1: in it's thanks. Now, let's do a little takeaway. Let's
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  Speaker 1: talk a little bit about our feelings, our emotions, and
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  Speaker 1: our reactions to episodes seventh through nine.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm probably gonna have the same takeaway you do,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm just like these men. Yeah, the audacity of
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  Speaker 2: these five foot four men that are just like shitting.
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  Speaker 1: The omens I know with tribal tattoos.
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  Speaker 2: Girl, don't even get me started. But I'm like, you're
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  Speaker 2: talking about these women like they're the ugliest trolls to
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  Speaker 2: ever exist. And they are successful. They're beautiful, they're fit,
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  Speaker 2: they've got big eyelashes.
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  Speaker 1: They're homeowners, they are homes accomplished. Yes, they have their
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  Speaker 1: shit together.
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  Speaker 2: But they're just not attractive enough for you. I'm just like, wow,
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  Speaker 2: man Wild.
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  Speaker 1: Well primarily Chris, yeah, the evil Leprechaun and Davante. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what you're doing. Why are you still on
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  Speaker 1: my television?
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  Speaker 2: You don't got a neck.
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  Speaker 1: You truly don't want to be here. You can't stand
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  Speaker 1: Brittany for whatever reason. I don't get it, and yet
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  Speaker 1: you insist on being on my television.
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  Speaker 2: I do it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm very attacked.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, me too.
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  Speaker 1: So what is my takeaway? My takeaway is that I
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  Speaker 1: am convinced that at least three of these men are
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  Speaker 1: literally homeless, well maybe not homeless, jobless. Jobless first and
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  Speaker 1: foremost CPAP Jordan, Really what does he do?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I thought he was like in sales
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  Speaker 2: or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I really haven't decided what I want to do.
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  Speaker 1: I really love to cook and I'm very creative and
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  Speaker 1: so like, I'm still in my path to discovering. So
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  Speaker 1: he's jobless. Probably, yeah, Alex, totally. I think we had
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  Speaker 1: no information the day Trader. Yeah, talking to us about
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  Speaker 1: Jerome Polly, I mean, are you kidding me? Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: are jobless, and all of a sudden, within five minutes
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  Speaker 1: of getting back from Cabo, you have a job offer
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  Speaker 1: from Florida? Is it on a stripper ballpe? I believe
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  Speaker 1: you for a second. And then there's Chris.
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  Speaker 2: Oh girl.
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  Speaker 1: Now let's do a little sidebar here, because, as many
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  Speaker 1: of you know, in the last week, his ex girlfriend
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  Speaker 1: by the name of Marta, a charming registered nurse again
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  Speaker 1: gainfully employed beautiful girl who dated Chris, came out and
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  Speaker 1: did an expose on this hobbit who he dated in
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five after he got back from Love's Blind,
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  Speaker 1: so he ended up ghosting her. She took him on
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  Speaker 1: a trip he never paid for his Porsche, of course,
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  Speaker 1: but she comes out and she tells us that this
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  Speaker 1: little man is like sixty thousand dollars in consumer credit debt.
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  Speaker 1: He has been sued by two different credit card companies.
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  Speaker 2: Woo.
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  Speaker 1: He left his job as an account manager or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: He claims he was being at the fuelonker at the
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  Speaker 1: office smatch okay, because they were about to garnish his wages,
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  Speaker 1: and so he what he does now he's a realtor.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Code for jobless, homeless and toothless, homeless and toothless. That's
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  Speaker 1: a Bravo reference. This man doesn't have a job. He's
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  Speaker 1: a realtor. I mean, I know that realtors exist, yes,
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  Speaker 1: and they work, but like you've been doing that for
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  Speaker 1: the last few months. You ain't work and you ain't closed,
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  Speaker 1: and you ain't doing anything. No.
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  Speaker 2: Most realators don't like make a sale within the first
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  Speaker 2: year or two becoming one.
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  Speaker 1: It takes a while. Yeah, and this girl Marto was
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  Speaker 1: talking about like he had this rolex that he was
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  Speaker 1: really proud of. It was the first thing that he
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  Speaker 1: bought with some of the money that he was making.
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  Speaker 1: And then she said, as they were dating, she noticed
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  Speaker 1: the rolex went missing because again his wages are getting
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  Speaker 1: garnished here, like his guns in his gun safe disappeared.
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  Speaker 1: And even the furniture that we saw in these episodes
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  Speaker 1: when Jess went over to his conto, like, the furniture
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  Speaker 1: started disappearing and she's like, what's going on? Why is
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  Speaker 1: all your stuff gone? He's like, oh, yeah, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: putting it in storage. No figure out what I want
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  Speaker 1: to do with it.
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  Speaker 2: Got This is a.
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  Speaker 1: Broke, jobless leprechaun with Rosesha. Thank you. Tammy talks with Roseaesha.
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  Speaker 1: He is not an attractive person at all. He is
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  Speaker 1: a cruel. He's taking great pleasure in hurting this lovely
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  Speaker 1: doctor and getting ahead of myself. But so my takeaway
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  Speaker 1: is that these guys are jobless except for the dumpster guy.
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  Speaker 2: And the dumpster guy. So who's the dumpster guy. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: he's the one that sells dumpsters.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I like him. Yeah, and I love Vic, I too
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  Speaker 2: love Vic.
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  Speaker 1: My husband said he'd have sex with me. My husband's like,
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  Speaker 1: I love Vic me too.
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  Speaker 2: I think everyone loves Vic.
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  Speaker 1: So without further ado, let's get into our recap of
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  Speaker 1: Love Is Blind Season ten, episodes seven through nine. Take
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  Speaker 1: it Away, Beatrice.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we start in episode seven. We have kind of
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  Speaker 2: a brief recap of Davante and Brittany's like stupid, dumbfight
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  Speaker 2: in Cabo. He fake apologizes to her, and then everybody
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  Speaker 2: returns home from their vacations because Netflix could only afford
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  Speaker 2: to send everybody to a vacation for two days. They
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  Speaker 2: fly back home and everybody gets placed in their little
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  Speaker 2: Netflix paidy apartments and they're going to tryal live together
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  Speaker 2: for a couple of weeks. I think it's like three
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  Speaker 2: weeks until the weddings. And we do like check ins
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  Speaker 2: with each and every couple, and they were kind of whatever,
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  Speaker 2: Like not a lot of things happened. In episode seven.
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  Speaker 2: We have Chris and Jessica though seeming like everything's fine.
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  Speaker 2: They had a fun time in Cabo and they seem
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  Speaker 2: in love. He seems into her, which makes the events
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  Speaker 2: that happen in the later episodes very interesting. We have
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  Speaker 2: Alex and Ashley, who are just to me so vapid so.
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  Speaker 1: Much, so very surface level.
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  Speaker 2: I can't with them.
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  Speaker 1: They make me cringe so old. They just want to bang,
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  Speaker 1: that's all. They just want to knock boots.
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  Speaker 2: Even then it's just Ashley who wants to bang. I
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  Speaker 2: don't think Alex wants to bang her. But while they
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  Speaker 2: are in their little apartment, Alex calls his mom to
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  Speaker 2: be like, hey, mom, what's up. We're back and I'm engaged.
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  Speaker 2: She's like on the road to Phoenix.
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  Speaker 1: She's a long road trucker.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, which is pretty cool. Actually, yeah, like that's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: But she's like, oh yeah, I'm like driving down to
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  Speaker 2: Phoenix right now. So like I can't really talk, but
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  Speaker 2: love you whatever. And this goes into Alex's nomadic lifestyle
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  Speaker 2: aka hobosexuality, because he likes to be a nomad and
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  Speaker 2: I saw an interview with him recently on Instagram where
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  Speaker 2: he was clarifying more of his nomadic lifestyle. He is
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  Speaker 2: a job hunter. He like hops from job to job
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  Speaker 2: to job to job to job. Apparently he lived in
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  Speaker 2: Australia for a period of time and he had like
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  Speaker 2: multiple jobs out there.
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  Speaker 1: He was a fisherman. Yeah, yeah, I forget the others.
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  Speaker 2: He was like a soccer coach. At some point he
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  Speaker 2: like ran a gym and then flew back for a wedding,
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  Speaker 2: and then he like worked at a bar or something.
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  Speaker 2: So he is kind of crazy.
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  Speaker 1: He's jobless, he.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't have a stable career, doesn't have a stable home.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds like is.
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  Speaker 1: He choosing to leave these jobs or is he getting fired?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Does he not have the appropriate qualifications to keep a
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  Speaker 1: job because he is shucking and driving and hustling and
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  Speaker 1: lion this entire time, trying to erect this facade that
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  Speaker 1: he knows what he's doing. He's got all these jobs
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  Speaker 1: lined up, you know, But I came to Ohio to
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  Speaker 1: find a wife. Why did you come to Ohio to
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  Speaker 1: find a woman from Ohio who's gainfully employed and then
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  Speaker 1: just expect her to pick up and go to Florida
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  Speaker 1: where you've got a job offer. But by the way,
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  Speaker 1: I've also got a job offer in Phoenix.
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  Speaker 2: Like what what are you?
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  Speaker 1: I don't what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: It's getting very irresponsible, Like I'm like, what are you?
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  Speaker 2: You're not stable at all? You need to, at least
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  Speaker 2: if you're in your thirties, like have just a stable job.
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  Speaker 2: It's one thing if you like work from home and
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  Speaker 2: you want to travel a bit and you get to
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  Speaker 2: take your laptop, your work laptop and work wherever you're at, Like,
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  Speaker 2: that's cool, I can dig it. But like, you're just
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  Speaker 2: leaving your jobs. And then at one point, I can't
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  Speaker 2: remember what episode it was in he talked about during
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  Speaker 2: COVID he like lost his job, probably from the layoffs
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  Speaker 2: or whatever. They gave him a severance package and he
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  Speaker 2: just took that and traveled. He didn't save it, he
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  Speaker 2: didn't put any of them a way, he didn't invest
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  Speaker 2: any of it. He just spent it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's wild. I would be as a woman on
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  Speaker 1: the dating market, I would be so leery of a
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  Speaker 1: guy like Alex. And I think a lot of what
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  Speaker 1: we're seeing with his constant talking as if he's reiterating
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  Speaker 1: his CV or his resume, is just this deep anxiety
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  Speaker 1: not to be found out to be a complete loser,
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  Speaker 1: which he feels himself to be. Because honestly, by the
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  Speaker 1: end of these episodes, I felt a little bad for
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  Speaker 1: Alex because clearly he was neglected by his long road
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  Speaker 1: truck or mom. We don't even know who his father is.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't know his father, Like who raised this man?
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  Speaker 1: Like he had to cling to were his achievements in soccer,
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  Speaker 1: and then he got injured and he peaked in high
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  Speaker 1: school in college and he doesn't know what to do
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  Speaker 1: with himself. And that's sad. But like, these men are
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  Speaker 1: out there and they're pretending to be these put together,
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  Speaker 1: shit together guys, right, they're not. They're an elusium.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I've been seeing a lot of people actually
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  Speaker 2: echo those same sentiments sake saying that they feel really
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  Speaker 2: bad for Alex. But then the other side of the
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: coin people responding to that is like, let's stop making
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  Speaker 2: excuses for grown ess men, because at the end of
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  Speaker 2: the day, he's in his thirties, So like, get some therapy.
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  Speaker 2: We all been through some shit, and get your shit together.
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  Speaker 2: You can't just be like going around your life like
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  Speaker 2: this crazy nil nad and then expect to settle down
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  Speaker 2: at the same time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, why are you wanting to get married if
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  Speaker 1: you want to be nomadic? Why do you want children
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  Speaker 1: if you're just gonna get an event and drive around
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  Speaker 1: the country like this. I mean, maybe you could do that,
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  Speaker 1: but it doesn't make much sense. And now us women
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  Speaker 1: don't want that. No, they want a home, they want hearth,
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  Speaker 1: they want family, most of them, because women seem to,
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  Speaker 1: except for Emma, like they want to be planted somewhere, right,
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing here on Love is Blind? You've
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  Speaker 1: got a message on LinkedIn. I guess I get some puce, sir,
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  Speaker 1: And you're like, well, I don't have a job, might
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  Speaker 1: as well.
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  Speaker 2: I need the money and a place to stay that's
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  Speaker 2: paid for by Netflix for a couple of weeks before
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  Speaker 2: I find another job. But it's like wild to me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure he could find a girl that has a
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  Speaker 2: similar value system to him, but he picked Ashley, who's
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  Speaker 2: a virgo, who's the complete opposite of that, who wants stability,
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  Speaker 2: who wants comfort, who wants to stay in one place.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't know, he's weird. Then we check in
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  Speaker 2: with Emma and Mike, who are living together in their
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  Speaker 2: little apartment, and Mike is like, immediately put off by
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  Speaker 2: how disgusting and cluttered em.
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  Speaker 1: But she's not. I know, I'm not seeing that at all.
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  Speaker 2: It's like put a sock on the ground. I don't
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  Speaker 2: like that.
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  Speaker 1: You are looking for things to be unhappy about and
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  Speaker 1: to pivot into another conversation about children.
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  Speaker 2: I am proud of you, Mike, so annoying. He also
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  Speaker 2: says he's never lived with anyone, let alone a woman,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm just like, are you gay?
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  Speaker 1: What are you gid are?
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  Speaker 2: We check in with Amber and Jordan, and this made
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  Speaker 2: me laugh because Amber had said I had a really
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  Speaker 2: great reunitation with my daughter. I mean reunion and my daughter.
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  Speaker 1: She's a nurse practitioner, and she said reunitation.
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  Speaker 2: I can't. Then we check in with Connor and Breezy,
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  Speaker 2: and Breezy is like.
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  Speaker 1: I hate her so much.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: I can't stand her. She's pissing me off. But like
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: in this episode, she's already questioning. She's having some second thoughts.
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  Speaker 2: She doesn't want to get divorced. She's worried about Connor's
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  Speaker 2: commitment to her, and I'm like, girl, Connor's like, actually
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  Speaker 2: in love with you. I think why, I don't get it.
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  Speaker 2: I can't relate. But you're over here second guessing it
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: because you saw Chris and Cabo And.
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  Speaker 1: How could you see him?
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  Speaker 2: He's so small, he didn't have a microscope.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: How did you see him in the first place? Why
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  Speaker 1: are you into him? I don't you two deserve each other,
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: and really, Connor, Connor is just disappearing in this relationship
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  Speaker 1: before our eyes. And the smaller he gets, not like Chris,
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  Speaker 1: but actually like in energy. The smaller he gets, the
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  Speaker 1: bigger Breezy feels entitled to be and it's just obnoxious.
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  Speaker 2: I can't stand it. Then we check in with Davante
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  Speaker 2: and Brittany, and Davante is so unenthusiastic. He just does
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  Speaker 2: not care. I think he's just going with the emotions.
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  Speaker 2: He's totally disassociated. Meanwhile, you have Brittany, who's like very
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: hopeful and happy and she's in love with Davante for
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: some reason, and his no neck. And then we start
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: visiting everybody's houses and getting to know their families and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: We start with Amber visiting Jordan's house, and then he
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  Speaker 2: goes and visits her house in Mount Vernon. Her house
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  Speaker 2: looked cuter, Aminion, by far than Jordan's.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, at least Jordan has a home. But did
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  Speaker 1: you not know that a part of the Love is
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  Speaker 1: Blind premise is that y'all go and check out each
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  Speaker 1: other's homes. Right, You've got bananas that are left out
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  Speaker 1: to blacken on your counter, You've got like broccoli of
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  Speaker 1: all things that has been in your refrigerator since you've
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  Speaker 1: been in Mexico's that is stinking yep to high heaven.
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  Speaker 1: And you're bringing this woman over to your house, and.
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  Speaker 2: This accomplished woman your man ca.
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  Speaker 1: I just can't like, Okay, man, I get it, you're single,
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  Speaker 1: your bachelor's I guess this is what that looks like.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess.
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  Speaker 1: But then you go to Amber's home, which she bought
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  Speaker 1: I would imagine pretty inexpensively, and she's done all of
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  Speaker 1: the renovations by herself, and we get to walk around
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  Speaker 1: her little house and it looks great. She's super cute,
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  Speaker 1: so great for herself. But then you have Jordan kind
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  Speaker 1: of bitching about it, like I generally see myself living here.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like Mount Vernon.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like you able to walk and go to where
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  Speaker 1: I want to go. But I'm like, okay, but do
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  Speaker 1: you have a job. Do you have this woman as
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  Speaker 1: a nurse practitioner with a child who has renovated her
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  Speaker 1: own house. That's why you live like a hobo in
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: your house with your seapap, with your seapop. I'm just like,
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: chill out, desperately gasping for bread.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: And then you go to Christine. You have Christine and Vick,
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: and we just get breadcrumbs of this couple. Why And
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: I don't understand we talk about this. They're objectively the
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: best couple.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: They are going to be the most successful couple. I
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: can actually see them getting married on their wedding day.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: They seem to have really mature conversations. They seem to
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: make connections with each other, and like her mom like,
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: why why aren't we spending more time? Are they even
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: in the apartments with everybody else? Like, we don't see
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: them mingle with all of the other contestants until the
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: final episode. I'm like, what's happening here?
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: I think it's because they're the less draw malicious out
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: of everybody, and so maybe that's why Netflix wants to
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: platform all.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: They're not even in the same apartment building. I don't
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: even get to go to cabbo by not even hanging
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: out with the other couples. I'm just I'm just very confused.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: I don't get it.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: There have been other couples on Love is Blind that
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: were very in love and very successful that were featured
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: much more than Vic and Christine. It doesn't feel like
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: something's going on here.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: There has to be, because like, why else, But they're
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: just every time I see them, it's like a breath
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: of fresh air. I actually start paying attention. I'm like, oh,
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: finally a couple that's actually level headed and they're intelligent
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: and they're cool. She brings Vic to meet her mom,
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: and her mom is such a delight and she thinks
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Vic is hot, and literally everybody else.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Agrees in the world he is.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: And she's like asking about when you're gonna give me
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: a grand baby, Like she's very accepting a Vic. Vic
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: is also very respectful and knowledgeable, and I just love them.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: But then we pivot right on back to these other
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: trashy ass pos. We go to Alex and Ashley who
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: go and have dinner with Ashley's parents. Honey, And this
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: was the best part of.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: This episode, iconic.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: This was so good. So find out that Ashley's dad
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: is a lawyer and he is interrogating the fuck out
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: of Alex.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Can see right through him.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Oh so awesome, and he's intelligent and Alex of course
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: is just spewing word salad because he's compensating for the
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: fact that he had no father sorry, I don't mean
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: to laugh. I didn't have a father figure either.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: He has massive insecurities that he is constantly compensating.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: For and you can tell. But Ashley's dad is kind
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: of nice about it. Like I thought he was going
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: to totally tear Alex up any but he didn't. Really.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: He was actually impressed by Alex, and as answers was
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: he said he was impressed, but he did say something
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: very poignant where he said, I don't think honesty is
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Alex's strong suit.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, him a liar, love that. But he asked him
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: about his business, about his career. He asked about Alex's
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: licensure as a financial advisor. Alex stumbles a little bit
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: here and says, yeah, no, I didn't keep up with
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: my licensure. And I was watching Tammy Talks just today.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: I was watching her recap because she's actually in that industry,
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: in that financial industry, and she was talking about his
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: licensure and she's like, that is not how that works.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Like you transfer this a specific kind of licensure from
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: one brokerage to another, I don't know how it works.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: I'm talking out of my ass for real. But she's
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: just like, that's a lie, Like he is absolutely lying
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: because that is not how that works. And so why
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: would you let why would you let those credentials lapse?
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Or did you ever have those credentials in the first place. Yeah,
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: and then when you're talking about day trading, she's like,
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: very few people actually make a consistent living doing day trading.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: So he's full of shit there. And you can just
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: see him scrambling in this conversation with her father because
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: he realizes this man can see who it is that
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: he is. He showed up with a script prepared to
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: recite his see the and his resume. Yep, and it
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: was all just a bunch of bullshit. And then he
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: asked him how.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: He voted, I know, which is interesting.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: I was just like, y'all are wild, I.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Know well, and they were so proud about it.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: So I would have voted for Trump.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: I would I didn't vote, but I would have voted
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: for Trump. And then Ashle's like, oh yeah, hah, Like
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: she's supportive of that. Her family's super supportive of that.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: I know people are talking about it on the internet.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: We don't talk politics, no.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: We don't, but I'm just like that tracks for sure, yeah,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: for sure. But like the dad didn't say who he
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: voted for, because I had seen some of the conversations
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: online about the dad being mega, but he never actually
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: said that. And I think the brother said something like, yeah,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: we don't like Trump around here or something like that.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: The brother made a comment, so they never tipped their
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: hat as to who they voted for. But here comes Alex. Well,
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: I absolutely would have voted for Trump if I could have.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: It's interesting, calm down, chill, But I also wanted to
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: have a side conversation with you because you are my
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: daughter in law. Yeah, so if I sat you down. Now,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: see when I first met you, you were such a young
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: and I were such a baby. Yeah, you just always
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: wanted to be very differential. But say I sat you
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: down now you had just met my daughter, and I
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: started to grill you like that guy was grilling Alex.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Would you have put up with that? Do you think?
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: I probably would have, only because I'm kind of an
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: agreeable person, So like I would have just answered your
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: questions and then I probably would have gotten really read,
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: and then y'all would have made fun of me for
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: getting read, and then we would have laughed about it.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: But like Alex, I feel like held himself pretty well here.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: I think he was like he was shucking.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: He was frantic. It's like in an interview when you're
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: getting asked all these questions that you didn't prepare for,
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: and you're like, fuck, what do I say? Like what
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: generic response can I pull out of my ass?
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: And I didn't really ask questions that you couldn't just
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: have an easy answer for, like well, what do you
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: do for work? Who's your dad? Yeah, oh you didn't
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: have a dad? Who is your father? Fig? What are
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: your plans for my daughter? But like he still seemed
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: so anxious in the moment.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Well, I think the dad kind of came off like
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: a lawyer, so he was asking very fast and he
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: didn't really give an opportunity for pause, and maybe that
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: was editing. But like, I remember the first time I
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: met your daughter's dad, who's a lawyer, and he was
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: doing the same thing with me. But it wasn't like
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: in a mean interrogation way. He was just trying to
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: get it get to know me. But I remember the
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: first time I met him, I'm like, damn, you're asking
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: me a lot of questions like maybe let's not maybe
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: let's out.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: A little bit. See if that were me and my
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: in laws, and I've had a lot of them in loves,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: yesxcuse made my in loves. If they sat me down
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: and came at me like that, oh my back will
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: go right up, really in my back will go right up.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: I would give you a little bit, and I would
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: have a conversation very authentic and be honest with you.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: But if you kept pressing in a disrespectful ways so
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: as to dominate me, you would meet the bull.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: The bull and the horns.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: They would have a problem, like I would not put
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: up with that would for a little while maybe, but
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: not an entire day.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: What would you say? I guess I'm so non confrontational,
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: so I would just keep answer what question? Like just
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: if they kept asking like all the same questions that
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Alex's dad.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Or well, I would be honest about my career. I
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: think that's a normal question. If you're asking me about
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: your son and what my plans are for your son,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: I'll just be My plan is to love your son, Yeah,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: and we're going to make a life together. That's ours, yeah,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: implied being it's not yours.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, none of your business.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Kiss my cheeks right now.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: I was just like, you have a lot of audacity, father, Ashley.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but to play devil's advocate. They're getting to know
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: this dude, and she's already engaged. They didn't get to
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: be a part of any of the process. They didn't
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: know who the fuck he was, so I can understand
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: the interrogation, but at the same time, he needed to
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: cool his energy down just a smidgeon. I wanted him
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: to be meaner though, like I wanted him to be
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: like rude, and he wasn't. He was pretty respectful. And
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: then he was like, you know, you've impressed me tonight.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: And then he says to the camera, Alex is a liar.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Right, And you could tell that it was coming from
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: a place of love. Yeah, he loves his daughter like
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: he's delighted by his daughter. He reminded me a lot
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: of my brother, who just loves his children oh so
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: much and just gushes over them like he loves Ashley.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: And I love that for her me too. I think
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: he did just enough to show everybody else and hopefully
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: even Ashley, who Alex was, because for the remaining two episodes,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Ashley starts getting in that ass for sure, as she
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: should as a virgo, you know.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: And just as another sidebar, like, Ashley's talked about how
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: she has a bad picker, and her dad has said
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: that she has a bad picker, And I think it's
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: interesting because I thought her dad seemed to be like
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: a decent role model. Like he's intelligent, he's successful, he's
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: a lawyer, he can hold a conversation, he's got a
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: nice smile. So I'm like, it's interesting that she has
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: such a bad picker when she's got a good role
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: model for a dad. And I'm like, why why do
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: you pick the shitty dudes?
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Well, because her father's not attractive. Oh so she's looking
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: for a hottie with a body I.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Mean fair, Yeah, probably. I guess it's like tip for tad,
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: do you want an ugly nice guy or do you
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: want a hot asshole?
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Exactly?
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: I get fair. So that's basically how the episode ends
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: with that interrogation with Ashley's dad calling Alex a liar.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Then we get to the episode eight, A Snake in
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: the Grass, and we start off with Jessica and Chris,
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: so they're visiting each other's places. Jessica visits Chris's apartment,
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: which is like in the big city.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: And all of that furniture's now gone because he had
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: to sell it off because he's.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: A brokey, or he got it got repoded because he
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: couldn't afford the payments or something. But we visit his apartment.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: It was actually kind of nice. He had a nice
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: balcony and stuff. And now, knowing what we know now
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: about his sixty thousand dollars in craig are Dad and
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: being sued, I'm like, looking at this apartment, like, all
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: that shit's financed, all that shit's on a payment plan.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: You probably can barely afford the rent. I would be
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: surprised if you could afford it by yourself, because if
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: he doesn't have a job or he's a realtor, I'm
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: surprised if he still even has that place. But Jessica's
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: impressed by his apartment. Then we go over to her house.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Honey, and this is where it all falls apart for
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Chris for sure. And I don't know if enough people
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: are identifying that, because I think people are actually buying
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Chris's bullshit. Why about why he breaks up with Jessica,
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: which we'll get to. I won't stomp on it, but
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: like I think this is actually the reason when we
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: get to her house that he becomes so terminally emasculated
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: and just cannot go on. So I can see it
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: reject her before he's rejected because he will not be
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: able to contribute to the lifestyle to which she has
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: become accustomed because he's brokeye, and now we know he's
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: also a Joblessye. Yeah.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: Even then, I feel like Jessica's such a nice person
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: and that she probably would be fine footing the bill
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: because she knows she's a duck tour. She makes bank,
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: so of course she's gonna be like footing it. I
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: don't know. But we get to her house. It's a
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: four bedroom home. She's got a massive house, beautiful kitchen,
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: beautifully furnished.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Sort of well, some of the I liked her bedroom though,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: like the dark greeness that was like, you're sleeping in
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: her forest. Yeah, that's a pretty sexy forest. Yeah exactly.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Look it may not be my style per se, but
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: you can tell that the shit that she has is nice.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: It's probably all paid for because she makes money and
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: she's successful. And so we tore her beautiful home that
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: she outs that she pays that mortgage out right. I mean, well, Chris,
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: it's so much den and he's financing literally everything.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: So he's thinking, he's got to be thinking about that
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: in his little walnut of a chipmunk brain because he's
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: seeing what she has accomplished. He knows how much all
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: of this costs and is worth because he's obsessed with
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: money and the appearance of having money. So he's realizing
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: in real time, like, I can't keep up with that. Furthermore,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: I have lied to this woman about how successful I
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: am and all my goals and I'm an iron man
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: and I've got all that shit going for me. He's
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: going to realize that at some point that house of
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: cards is going to fall, and she's going to see
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: him for exactly who he is.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: And I think this is what gives him the anxiety,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: This is what makes his ego crack right open and
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: precipitates everything that comes after.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: I think you're right. And so after we visit their houses,
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: then we pivot back on over to Alex and Ashley,
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: who are at their dumb apartment. Alex apparently got a
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: soccer job. He got a contract in Florida, so he
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: has to move there asap, and Ashley's like, we literally
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: just got back yesterday, Like, let me talk to my
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: boss on Monday and see if I can even transfer
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: my job to Florida. Maybe cool your road.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Like adult people business, Yeah, adult people mannerisms. There's shit
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: that I've got to take care of. You wouldn't know
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: about that, though.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Because you're not an adult, Alex. But Alex is like
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: pressuring her. He's like, you gotta talk to your boss
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: because I got my contract that I got of a
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: fill for my I.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Need Florida tales on this soccer job in Florida teaching?
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Is it a preschool soccer team? He was gonna say, say,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: elementary kids? Is it at the nursing home? Is it
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: in your mind? Yeah? Is this your imagination? Are you
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: here on the planet with us?
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Alex? No, Okay, the answer is no. And so after
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: they talk about moving to Florida, he keeps repping it.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: He's like, I'm a world traveler and I really want
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: to settle in Florida because it's gonna be really great
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: for us politically and really good for us economically. She's
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: could be like better, it's could be more opportunity, and
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Ashley is open to it. But she's also like, we
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: gotta figure out logistics. I have a job, I have
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: a lease, and I've got family, Like, we need to
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: figure that out first, And then they have a bit
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: of an argument, and it starts off with like Alex
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: getting upset that Ashley rearranged the water bottles in her
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: refrigerator that he put in. He's like, I feel like
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: I'm failing in the house already because I can't put
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: water bottles on the side of the fridge that I
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: want to put them on. And then they get into
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: a more in depth argument about initiating intimacy and having
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: sex because Ashley is sexually frustrated because they haven't had
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: sex in like three days since Cabo, and then they
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: argue about who needs to initiate more and physical intimacy
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: is so important to me. I just want to know
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: that you think that I'm pretty and that you want
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: to have sex with me.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Well just fuck me, then, God, just wake me up
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: and fuck me. Oh cringe. It was very cringe. And
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: then it got into the topic of her period and
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: he doesn't know how ovulation works. So I'm watching this
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: and he's like, well, I don't know when you ovulate
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know when you're done with your period. I
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: don't know when we can have sex. And I stopped.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: I paused to television, and I turned to my husband.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: I'm like, do you know innovulation for curs and a woman?
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: He's like, no idea. I'm like, are you serious?
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: For real?
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: I consider my husband to kind of be the gold
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: standard of men. Yeah, very intelligent, maren scientifically minded, like
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: very very intelligent. And he's like, I have no idea.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. Man could get pregnant right now.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: I could be pregnant right man. Why don't you know
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: basic facts about female reproduction? All you know is about
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: your own dick and ball.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: God, men do better well.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: And Alex is like arguing with Ashley about how he
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: didn't want to have sex with her because she was
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: on her period. He's like, well, I don't want to
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: get you pregnant, and she's like I'm on my period,
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: Like it's gonna be fine. I want you to fuck
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: me still, and then it's just like such a weird
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: conversation to have on camera.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: You can get pregnant on your period at usually doesn't happen. Yeah,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: it almost felt like he was afraid to get his wings.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Maybe sometimes period sex is great.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: Well, and some men are kind of squeemish about it.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, which men are pussies.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: He's such babies. Amber says, See, here's my thing. While
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: I'm watching this as a lisbian, I'm like, so, y'all
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: are fucking raw. You're not using a condom, You're not
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: using any bird.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: The method or whatever.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: So we're just pulling out and just risking it all.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: And he's like, well, I don't want to have a kid,
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: then wear a condomn Why wouldn't you?
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Why what are you doing it all on her to
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: track her period?
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: It's always the women.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: It is always this man.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: It's always the women.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Bad men sucks. So not all men.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: They're just wear a condom. It's not that big of
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: a deal.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: But I like how it feels without a condom. Ew
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: I want to feel skin on. Stop that's men. That's ridiculous.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: I won't go on a rant about irresponsible sex, Okay,
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: it's just piss me off. Then we go over to
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Jordan Amber. Apparently in the interim, Jordan has already met
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Amber's baby daddy Matt off camera, and he thinks that
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: he's a really nice guy, seems like a good father
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: to her kid. And then Amber has her brother Jacob
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: over to meet Jordan and they seem to hit it
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: off pretty well, and they talk about how Jordan loves
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: to cook, therefore he loves to eat. We all know that.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Then we go over to Christine and Vic who are
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: walking in a park, right and this is the little
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: morsel of them that we get this episode. It's a
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: very short one, but this was kind of an interesting
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: conversation because they're talking about their relationship as a biracial couple,
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: what that would mean for their family, what that would
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: mean for future children, and what it would mean to
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: be parents of bi racial children, and how Christine specifically,
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: like would have a hard time relating to her kids
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: one hundred percent of the time because they would be
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: half black, and how can she relate to that experience.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: And then Vic has a really enlightening conversation with her
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: about like educating their kids on racism, educating them on
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: racial profiling as a black man who grew up in
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: New York and was the victim of that, and like
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: police stuff, and it was just really interesting and really
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: enlightening for a show like Love Is made.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And at some point Christine says something like, I
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: have so much to learn from you. Yeah, and I
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: have a lot to learn from you. I don't know.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: They're just so mature.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: I love that.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: They're just so connected. I know, they're so fair and
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: gracious with one another, Like they need to be on more.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: These other couples need to be around these two more.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Seriously, because they are really awesome. And then at one
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: point Christine asks Vic if he would be okay with
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: her being like a white mom to his children, and
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: he was like absolutely, like I have no fears about
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: that whatsoever. I have no like what's the word predisposition, yeah, yeah,
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: or like country, I don't know whatever. Yeah, he's got
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: no issues with her being a white mom to his kids.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: And I just love that. And then we go over
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: to DeVante and Brittany.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Well, before we do, I do want to say that
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: these two are Christians, and it's obvious that they center
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: their Christianity yep, and the love for each other flows
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: through the Christianity. And I liked that. I just I
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: really liked to see a couple on popular television who
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: has a firm set of values and it doesn't even
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: necessarily need to be the same as our values, your values,
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: but they have their own values and they're sticking to them.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: And I just kind of loved to see that and
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: me too, praying together and all of that.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: I love it so much. They're just very wholesome, and
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: maybe that's why Netflix doesn't center them in these episodes,
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: because everybody else is debaucherous and terrible. So then we
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: go to Brittany and Davante and Davante's meeting Britney's family
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: and it's like her whole family, it's like her parents
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: and her siblings and stuff like that, and he seems
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: to really hit it off with everybody, which I'm kind
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: of surprised because he's so b Brittany.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: So he's repulsive, Yeah, so fucking It's like her dad
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: seemed to love him, I know why. Super playful, very engaging.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not seeing what they're seeing.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: I'm not either. I don't understand it. And then Britney's
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: dad has like a private conversation with Davante and he's like,
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: do you love my daughter? And Davante lies and says
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: he does and he's gonna marry her, and I'm just like,
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: why are you why do you lie into her family?
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Why would you put yourself through this? Why would you
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: put her through for real?
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: It's so cruel. I just don't understand it. And Brittany
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: seems to be like falling more in love with him,
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: which I don't get either, because he is so gross.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Well was it last episode or is it in this episode?
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: And if I'm jumping ahead, I apologize, but she even
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: tells him he's Christ.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: Like, yes, it is this episode.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: It's this episode of Yeah, what Christ? Where? Christ? How
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: I know Christ? When I'm not getting Christ from Davante
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: with his talltag had.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: I don't either at all. And I think Britney's dad
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: also like lectured them on divorce. He's like, we don't
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: believe in that in this household, and they're not. They're
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: not the only ones that are like that. I think
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: it was some other family who cares.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Who cares? They don't not believe in something that exists.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Divorce does exist. You don't believe. What you're saying is
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: we don't believe in divorce? Sings Yeah as a couple,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: and I understand the sentiment of that, but the reality
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: is that just about fifty percent of married couples will
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: end up in a divorce. I've had a couple myself,
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: it happens. I just feel like I don't like to
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: trap people in this idea that they have to stay
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: no matter what.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: For real, how about just don't get married? Yeah?
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Please, they're not getting married. They are not going to
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: get married.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: They can't.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: She's got I hope, she says me, he's not even
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: going to show up.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: I hope he goes, sir, for her sake, because I
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: don't want her to be trapped to this lump of
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: a man. Like I understand Britney's parents' value system in that, sure,
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: we you should work things out in your marriage, like
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: don't just leave at the first sign of like bad
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: issues or whatever. But don't get married to somebody that
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: you're not ready to get married to and that you're
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: not one committed to. How about that?
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you have options. Yes, it's good to know
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: that as women, because there was a time, yes in
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: our history, that we couldn't walk away from toxic men. Yeah,
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: but now we can and we need to know that exactly.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Then we bop on over to Connor and Breezy. He
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: meets her mom who is kind of a carbon copy
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: of Breezy Breezy, super annoying. Then we have Emma meeting
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Mike's parents and Mike's overbearing Italian family.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: They were Italian, yes, Oh, I didn't notice they were Italian.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, which makes sense actually why they're so harsh
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: with her and they're so direct. So we immediately get
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: into like a conversation about Emma and kids again, and
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: I'm like, why are we Why are we doing this?
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Why are we doing this?
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: I don't have any idea. I feel bad for Emma.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know why she hasn't walked out. I don't
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: know why she's with the wax Lumberjack, but for whatever reason,
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: she wants to be. But like to be constantly hounded
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: about your personal choice that you made very clear day
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: one with this mic yep, I'm just I don't understand
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: why they're continuing to pressure her. It's pissing me off.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: It's honestly so annoying to keep talking about it every
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: single episode, because we know why she doesn't want to
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: have kids, and whatever reason somebody has to not have
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: kids is completely valid no matter what. But like, she
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: has a legitimate reason because of her medical history from
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: her adoption and everything. I don't know why we have
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: to rehash that.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: But it's not just that. She has also said that
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: she doesn't have a maternal instinct, that she never has
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: really seen herself having kids, like she doesn't really want to,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: irrespective of the fact that she might have some questionable genetics.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Like and that's okay, yep, why are you pursuing this
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: woman if this is like your heart and fast rule
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: that you need to have all these children because she
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: told you who she was, you did not believe her.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: You just chose to pressure her so you could go
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: to Cabo exactly. That's exactly why for screen time.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: And also you're doing this whole love is blind thing.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: When your mom said in this meeting, she's like, I
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: sobbed when I found out that he was doing this
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: because this is not what I wanted for any of
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: my children, let alone Mike. So his parents are not
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: even even supportive of this experiment, of this way of
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: finding a partner. So why would you even do this?
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: Like this whole thing is so stupid.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: I do appreciate her Mike's parents apologizing to Emma for
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: being so like direct about it and or like, we're
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: not trying to be offensive. This is just how we
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: are because we're Italian or whatever, and we're we're just
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: trying to get to the facts.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: And also it is a critical issue. You guys cannot
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: get married if you don't have complete agreement on this issue.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: What are you two dumbky it's doing.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: They're just here for the paycheck, like obviously, like they're
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: so grifting because this whole thing is just so dumb.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: Then we get back to Chris and Jessica. They're at
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: their booty ass Netflix paid condo. Apparently it's like the
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: next day or whatever. Chris up and left after they
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: visited each other's places. He left for like thirteen hours,
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: left overnight, didn't tell Jessica where he was going, where
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: he was staying, and what he was doing. And it's
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: the next day they've gone back together. Jessica's like, hey,
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: I would appreciate that next time, just let me know
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: where you're at. Just want to know. Like it's totally fine.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: You're a grown man who's five foot seven, You're allowed
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: to do every five five foot he's so short. You're
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: a grown man, you're allowed to do whatever. I'm not
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: expecting you to text me all throughout the night. I
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: would just like a little bit more communication, because you know,
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: you're my fiance or whatever. I just want to make
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: sure that you're okay. I didn't know that you were
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: going to be hanging out with a friend and staying overnight.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: I just want to make sure you're fine.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Completely reasonable, totally.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: Reasonable, totally mature. And of course Chris like is upset
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: by this. He's like, well, I'm not gonna teest you
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: like all day, every day.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: That's ridiculous. That's literally not what I asked for, not what.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: I asked at all. And she's like, well, so what's up?
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Like I feel like the vibe is off, Like we
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: had such a great day, we had such a good
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: time in Cobo, and then you just up and left
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: me and I didn't know where.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: You went back to your shire indeed did come back
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: to the looking for the Ring, the.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: All powerful Ring. I just want to know what's going on.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: And this opens up the conversation about Chris not being
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: attracted to Jessica, and he starts off by saying, I
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: don't want to sound like a dig or anything. I
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: don't want to sound meat or whatever. But like, I
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: like used to date girls that like do fucking like
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: fucking CrossFit and fucking pilates and shit, that's exactly I know.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: I know they do it every single day and you
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: don't work out at all, even though she's got a
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: bang in bod.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: We saw her in like a previous scene where she's
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: like wearing the skin tight pink jumpsuit. She's thin, she
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: doesn't look like she's like athletic per se, but she's fit.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: We saw her in Cabo in her with the cutouts,
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: and she looked fire. I wish I could look so
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: good in a black bikini.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: Same, but apparently she's not fit enough for Chris, and
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: he's like, I'm just you know, the physical connection is
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: really important to me, and like having sex is really important,
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: and it's like the vibe is not there, but you know,
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: the emotional connection with you is there, like I love
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: you or whatever, but like I'm just not feeling the vibe,
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: just not feeling the physically physically. Yeah, And this is
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: how the episode ends. And then we get into episode nine.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: But wait, oh my god, women gathering the dumpster because
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: I think so many of us, especially when we were younger.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: We we're connected to a guy like this who was
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: going out of his way to find weapons to use
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: against us. And he cannot come for her work, he
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: cannot come for her home, he cannot come for her lifestyle.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: The only thing he could try to come for, and
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: it doesn't even land is her physicality, which of course
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: she cannot change. And she ultimately tells him this. But
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: like you're hitting into the most vulnerable parts of a woman,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: especially in this society driven by social media or image
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: and appearance is absolutely everything, and women in particular are
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: struggling up against this fake, fucking ai beauty standard that
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: all of these mid ass, homeless, jobless, truthless men expect
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: them to live up to. If a beautiful, literally, beautiful,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: objectively beautiful, accomplished woman like Jessica Uh has to put
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: up with this noxious behavior, what does that mean for
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: the rest of us? And may I just say, though
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: I'm married to a good man, my second husband, good man,
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: first husband also a good man, I've known a lot
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: of really great men that would never ever do something
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: like that to me. But the fact that these fucking
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: dudes exist out there makes me so filled with rage
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: flames I was ready to ride at dawn for our girl, Jessica.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: She's beautiful, she's lovely, she's gracious, she's kind, and this
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: little fucking toddler with probably a three inch micro a
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: one and a half inch micro penis, well, she's gonna
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: she's willing to put up with for the rest of
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: my life and also subsidize your pro Guess, Yeah, you're
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: going to put her down on camera, on camera, on
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: a global stage. You're going to humiliate her like this.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: And that's the thing. That's the thing, because you have
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: two guys now on this cast that are not attracted
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: physically to the girls that they're with. Three Well, yes,
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: DeVante the racist and then Alex in this but like
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: with Alex, at least he hasn't necessarily said it in
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: like an ugly, awful, terrible way where he's like, Ashley,
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: you're ugly, you don't you're not fit enough for me.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: He just said, like, you know, typically I go for
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: girls with darker features. It's one thing to have preferences.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: It's one thing to go for a specific type, but
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: it's not okay to say it in such a mean way.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: And that was the thing, Like with Chris I'm watching this,
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you're just doing this just to hurt her.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: You're being cruel, objectively cruel. You're saying all of this
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: shit on camera, and then you want to have like
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: a little talking head where you're on your little hobbit
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: couch and you're gonna be like, well, I do you
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: want to say it very mean? Like it got misconstrued
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: and like the wrong way, because that's not what I meant,
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: Like I don't expect her to do CrossFit and beloates
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: every day. I'm just saying that that's what I go for.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: That's my type.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: And I totally get the hold on let me adjust
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: in my high chair. I totally get how like we
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: get older and stuff, and one day we're all gonna
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: be ninety and we're not gonna look we were not
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: gonna want to look at that bullshit. But I'm not
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: ninety now, kind of implying that she was old, yes,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: a couple of times, trying to hint that she was old.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: I'm not ninety now, yeah, you know, And sex is
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: really very important to me, and I'm just like, oh
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: my god, the audacity of the average male.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: I just can't And so like in episode nine, we
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: resume this conversation with them, and it gets worse because
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: he literally tells her, I don't know if I can
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: get past your body acting like she's a literal troll.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, this woman is so accomplished and objectively beautiful,
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: like I don't see, so.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Out of your league, so oh my god, not like
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: not even a question.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Otherworldly, Like you are lucky to have bagged this woman
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: who is an accomplished whole.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Doctor's gonna give you everything. You are so insecure, yep,
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: that you could not even stand to be around her.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: That's what it is. And so you want to call
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: her ugly? And then to the camera because obviously he
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: makes Jessica cry and she gets up and leaves. That
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: killed me, pissed me on.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: I got so upset.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: She handled it so well and so graciously. I would
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: have punched his little pan face. I would have beat
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: his ass because I could take him. But to the camera,
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: he sits there and says, I can't stop thinking about
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: my number two. It gets stop thinking about Breezy because
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: I'm so much more attracted to her. And I'm like,
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: so we're more attracted to busted.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Breezy big mouth Breezy, big mouth Breezy. Well you called
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: it bro for real.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: So we're more attracted to her because she's blonde or
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: whatever and she likes to.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Go sky but he's literally not. He's just saying that
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: to hurt Jessica. And in that moment, Jessica did handle
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: that really well. I thought she gave a little too
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: much of her vulnerability because he doesn't deserve any of it.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: But like she's just being in that moment, an authentic
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: person who is hurting, and he has a little smirk
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: on his face the entire time, like he loves to
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: see her that way. And I'm just like, why did
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: you Chris? Why did you come on? Love is blind?
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: No? For real?
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Why are you here? What are you doing? Is it
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: just for the gram? Is it just for the cloud?
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Because we learn from Emma later in this episode that
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: he buys bought followers for his Instagram. Yeah, and we
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: also know that his AI avatar on Instagram is absolute fakeness, Like,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: what are we doing here? Just? Are we just here
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: to hurt women? Because I guarantee you, if Breezy makes
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: a choice for Chris, which I can't believe she would,
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: he would do the exact same thing to her, and
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: he would take great joy in doing so. And I
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: just want to say something. Let me just be a
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: mom to the ladies out there. When you are such
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: a beautiful person, you know, and Jessica is such a
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: beautiful person. She's filled with a quality of what we
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: could call light, and that light shines out from her.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: But then you surround yourself with these fucking demons, the
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: light shines right onto them and they realize, oh fuck,
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be exposed for the dark entity that
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: I am the longer I hang out with this beautiful
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: woman of light, and so I gotta scurry away because
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: you know, the darkness cannot abide the light. And so
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Jessica stood in her light and she said, she just
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: hurts me. You know, I don't. I thought three days ago,
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: if you would have said this to me, I would
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: not have believed this. But she picked herself up, yep,
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: with the pride of a queen. She packed up her
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: bag and she's like, I'm just going to go home
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: to my literal palace.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: Ah, straight up. She does say something really good too
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: before she leaves, because he says about CrossFit and pilates
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: she's like, yeah, I'm sorry. I don't work out every day.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: I literally work at the hospital every day instead.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: I save lives.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: I save lives. I have an important, big girl job.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: I know you can't handle that because you're still a
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: little child.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Probably getting twenty five thousand steps a day. Watch it's
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: all over this hospital. I just I probably get more
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: exercise actually than you do. And we all saw your
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: body in Cabo. You fucking doey front for real, So
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know who you think you are with your
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: iron man and your CrossFit. You ain't showing up to that.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: I have seen some reels of some actual queens who
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: do CrossFit who were calling his ass out because that's
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: just like, it's just not like what women want. We
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: don't want you, Chris. Nobody wants you Chris, Nope. And
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: that is the source of your actual pain. You're unlovable fundamentally.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, Jesus loves you. I'm sure I get I
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: hainte Jesus. Nobody in the dumpster here is Jesus.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: I just couldn't believe it, Like I literally had to
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: pause it multiple times to gather myself because I'm like,
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: how what are we doing? I just don't understand how
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: you can look at her and be like, yeah, I'm
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: not attracted to you. And then he goes on to
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: say some worshit at the end of the episode. It's
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: just disgusting. So we bought back on over to Connor
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: and Breezy because this is kind of setting it up
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: for the drama that I'm assuming is gonna happen later
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: between like Breezy and Chris and Connor and everything, because
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: Chris is still hung up on Breezy for some reason.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: We go to Breezy and Connor, they're at their regular
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: Netflix apartment, and I actually forgot to mention that she
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: visited his place and totally shot.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: All over it, all over everything, all over everything, Like
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: you live in a frat house, You're disgusting, you don't
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: want to park your car in your man cave. Like
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: every single thing she said to him was a judgmental joke.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: She's a bit of a bully.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: She's not a bit of a bully. She's a total bully.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: And if she gets a sense that you're weak in
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: any way, she's going to exploit that and make you
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: feel bad about yourself. Yeah, in this regard, Later in
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: the episode when Chris talks about the kind of man
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: she needs, he's kind of accurate a little because if
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: she gets the sense that she can push you around,
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: that's what she's going to do all day, every day.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: And it's just not fair to Connor. And I know
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: he sells dumpster some whatever, but he seems like a
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: nice dude.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: That that's an actual job.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: I know, And he seems nice and I'm like, yeah,
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: his house is messy or whatever. He's got a cake.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: He's a dude.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: He's a dude though he's a he's a bachelor. So
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: I'm like, are you really expecting it to be Martha Stewart.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: I know I've heard stories about your husband's house.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: Listen, my husband's house when I met him, he owned
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: his house, so that's right there. And he had four
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: cars because he corrected me. I said you had two
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: cars when I met you, and he's like, I had
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: four cars and two motorcycles and a half acre in
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: the city of Denver. But I mean it was a
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: dude's He had a poster of a guy with a
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: coffee cup that said, shut the fuck I have a
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: nice cup of shut the fuck up. He had a
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Metallica poster. I mean, he's a total dude, dude, and
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: his carpet was like industrial berber shabby, so very much
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: not cool. Yeah, but it was clean and it was
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: organized and he owned it as he owned it. Yeah,
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: so kind of similar I think to something like Connor,
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: because Connor, like that garage was a bit abysmal from
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: a lady's perspective. But if you enjoy it and you
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: can afford it, you own your own home, then who
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: am I to piss all over your joy? I mean, really,
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: let Breezy do it exactly. She'll take any opportunity to
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: do it.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: And she does. So, she shits all over his place.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: Then they go visit her dumb apartment and it's like
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: cleaner whatever. And then they're at their Netflix place and
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: they're like cooking dinner and she's shitting all over him
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: for that, like shitting on him for how he cleans
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: and how he cooks his dinner and what he seasons
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: his chicken with. I'm just like, girl, you talk to
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: me like that, we're gonna throw him.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: And at some point Connor says, like you're being mean, yeah,
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: and she kind of corrects herself, but it felt more
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: to me in the moment that she was conscious of
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: the cameras. Yeah, and how she might be appearing to
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: the rest of us, because I don't think she actually
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: legitimately cares if she's mean to Connor or not. But
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: she's like, Okay, that's a good note. Yeah, I'm sorry,
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: I'll stop.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: They don't care. She doesn't care.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: I does not care.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: But while they're cooking dinner, they both get texts from
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: Chris and Jessica. So I think Chris probably texted Connor.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: Jessica texted Breezy and told them the situation. Of course,
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: it's two different realities here. Chris is just like, you
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: just got dumped me. She won't talk to me. I
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: don't know why. And then of course Jessica tells Breezy everything.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: But is Breezy a girl's girl? No, no, And we'll
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: find out that later. And then we go to Amber
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: and Jordan. She meets his family. All of his family
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: look the exact same.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: They seemed great though. He seemed a nice, happy family.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: But they love Jordan. But they do all share the
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: same genetic profile.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: That's what We'll leave it there. And then we have
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: Davante and Brittany having dinner together. And this is where
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: Brittany's like, why don't you tell me I'm pretty though,
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: Like you don't compliment me at all, Like I feel
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: like you're not attracted to me, and it's because he's not.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: And of course DeVante's like, don't pressure me, don't ask me.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: Why don't you ask me if I'm okay?
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, again with these midmen, I can't and
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: their audacity. And she's literally asking for what she needs
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: from you. This is what we're supposed to do in relationships.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: It's called communication. She's communicating with you what she needs
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: from you, and this is what you want, because if
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: you like her and or love her, you want to
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: give her what she wants. But he takes offense to this.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: He's like, you know, when you tell me what you want,
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: when you tell me what you want me to say,
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: then I'm not going to do it because I'm not
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: going to do it because you told me to do it,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: like such a petulant little child for real.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: Like such a toddler. And of course Brittany laps it
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: up and she's like, well, maybe I've got work to do,
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: Maybe I need to do some inner healing.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: I'm like, girl, know, why why are you doing this
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: and adjusting yourself around this just asshole of a man.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: He doesn't have a neck head, he really, I don't
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: get it.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: So far out of his leave, so anybody. She's a
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: beautiful girl, I mean, and then he goes into telling her, well,
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: and you have a beautiful smile, and I love your
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: natural beauty. I don't need you to wear makeup. I
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: like your curly hair.
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: And that's it. Oh my god, can you just say
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: that she's pretty? That's all you need to say.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: I really want to know more about DeVante's family, Like,
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: where do you come from that you're this fucked up?
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we haven't met his family yet.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: Who's his mama? I was his dad?
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: Serious? I would love to see that. I'd love to
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: see that. And then we go to Ashley and Alex again.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: They made up and they had sex, so therefore Ashley
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: is happy for now, she's no longer sexually frustrated. And
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: then we meet Alex's mom, the truck driver, and she's
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: pretty sure, but I'm like getting the vibe like she
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: don't give a shit about Alex.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: She's a neglectible mother. Yeah, she has neglected Alex. A
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: person that Alex is so fucked up is because he
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: was not nurtured by his mother or his father.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: And she was too concerned with driving across the country,
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: I guess, and having sex with the lot lizards, I guess.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: So just don't understand. And then we learn more about
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: like Alex's past relationships and stuff like that.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: And his mother was just like very defensive of Alex
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: and also making excuses for his nomadic lifestyle and his
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: various relationships. And when Ashley was trying to dig down
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: into some of those relationships, like was that with the
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: traveling nurse, and she's like, oh no, that wasn't her.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: It obviously didn't align with what Ashley had heard from Alex.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: So she's onto him. She's trying to cross check the
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: information that she was given from Alex with his mom
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: and she can't keep it straight.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: And she can't and so then I think Alex's mom
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: leaves at some point, and then she grills him about it,
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: and it's like, give me the timeline, because I'm a virgo.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: I need to know the facts. And of course Alex
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: kind of man explains it. He's very muddy with his timeline,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: and there's like this weird overlap between like one of
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: his ex girlfriends, like they broke up in September or something.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: But then he goes to Austin to visit another ex
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: girlfriend who he ends up fucking, and then he ends
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: up in a relationship with another girl. And she's like, wait, wait,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: you need to clarify the timeline because I need to
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: make sure you're not a cheater. And of course he
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: fixes his story up a little bit to make it
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: seem like there was no overlap. He's not a cheater,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: But I'm like, this dude likes to fuck around.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: He most definitely does, and he tells her in the moment.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: The reason I'm stumbling over my words, though, is because
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: I just want to remember the dates accurately whatever. It's
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: not because I'm trying to come up with a lie
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: on the fly to get you to believe that I'm
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: a good guy. Okay that rhymes.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: And Ashley in her stupid turtleneck believes it.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: I don't think she does.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: She pretends like she does.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: I don't what do you guys think out there? Like,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: I think Ashley is clocking at all. I think she
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: caught him in a lie, and she is registering that
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: for later use.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: I think she's the type of girl that like, as
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: long as he gives her a good fucking she'll believe anything.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: God, I hope not.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: I think she. I think, so okay, that's my vie.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: I remember her father said, and she's just like me, remember,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: which is interesting. Yeah, she's just like me. She sees
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: what I see. She's direct like I'm direct. She's intuitive
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: like I'm intuitive. This girl is just like me. I
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: remember he said that, and then the way that she's
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: watching him in subsequent scenes, she's clocking him.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: I hope she says no at the altar. I hope
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: he shows up pretending to give her a fake yuss
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: and then she's like, no, I won. That's so bad.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: And then we have a Mike meeting Emma's family out
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: on some terraces, all freezing to death and their coats,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: and again we have a whole conversation about her adoption
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: and her birthsto and her not wanting kids, and her
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: family's like, yeah, we've never envisioned her having kids at all,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: and Mike is like, but I want her to have
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: kids because I come from a big Italian family and.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: I don't get she's great with her dog, so she
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: can obviously nurture a thing corn. And her sister's like, yeah, no,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: if I had it all to do over again, I
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: would have chosen not to have children.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: Yikes.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: And Mike's reaction or response to that is, but you
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: don't regret them, right, She's like, well, of course I
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: don't regret them. But I'm just telling you from a
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: place of experience, having already had children and knowing what
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: is entailed in the raising and nurturing of those children,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: like I wouldn't do it again. There's something to be
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: said about living your own life on your terms. Yep.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: But Mike is a blockhead, and all he can hear
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: is kids, kids, kids, kids, kids. My friends are having
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: kids in the six months and they're having kids. Oh,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: it's just a one track Mine is driving me crazy.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: Get them off my television. They're both boring, Emma, You're boring, dude, so.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: Boring, and like, at first in the Pods, I thought
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: Mike was like a quality dude. But now the longer
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: that we see more of him, I'm like, maybe there's
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: a reason why you're single.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, most definitely, I'm like you're really.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: Annoying and you're pushy. And then everybody from the whole cast,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: it seems, gets together at some bar because we have
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: like Kia and Kevin are there, and like some girl
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: named Prianca's there we didn't get to see from the
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: pods because nobody wanted to date her, and all the
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: other couples are together, and this is where shit starts
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: getting juicy.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: Well, the girls start talking first, and they start talking
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: about Chris because it made it through the group chat
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: that Chris said these things to Jessica, and they're all pissed.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: And here we have the emergence of the real MVP,
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: and that's our girl Amber, and she's like, he is
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: too short to be that cocky. He is a narcissistic asshole.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: This is Chris. Of course I told you about these
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: pussy ass bitches and I'm just like, yes, thanks love, Amber.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: We all deserve a friend who will stand by our
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: side and fight for us when it counts.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: For real, talk about a girl's girl. I loved Amber
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: coming through and she's saying all this shit loudly for
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: everybody to hear, especially Chris, because you're a short little man.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: And then we also hear from Breezy revealing that he
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: is in her DMS already. So apparently, after Jess broke
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: up with his ass, Chris made an Instagram. He started
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: posting pictures of him sitting on a not sitting at
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: a strip club. At a strip club. I was gonna
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: say that he was sitting on like.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: Strippers laugh like a baby.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like a baby with Santa or something. That's what
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: I was envisioning, But like, made an Instagram. He's posting
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: these fuck boy pictures and then he immediately slides into
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: Breezy's DMS and is trying to talk to her. Does
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: she elaborate on the things that he's saying to her
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: the DMS? Not really. I mean she says like Chris
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: got drunk and was saying that she was hot or whatever.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, did you tell Connor about well, she
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: says she.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: Did show Connor the messages. Do we believe her? No,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure, you know. And she's also like, what
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: are you banging on about? And Chris is like call me. Eh,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: She's like, I did not call him, but did you
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: block him?
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: You did not? Because you want to entertain it. Definitely,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: because you're such a fucking pick me. She is totally
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: a pick me. And then we I think it was
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: Emma saying that she thinks that Chris is buying followers
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: because his follower account is way too high and for
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: his lack of popularity, and like all of his followers
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: are a bunch of like blank bought pages, which I
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: just think is so fucking funny that this little man
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: is so insecure that he's buying Instagram followers, Like how pathetic.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: It's so pathetic. And so then Jessica opens up to
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: some of the girls about how awful Chris was to her,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: and all the girls just cannot believe it. I think
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: at one point all of them start saying really loudly
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: about how hot she is and how she's got such
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: a fit body. Oh my god, do you do CrossFit?
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: Do you do Billadates? And they say it so loud
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: enough for Chris to hear, and Chris is like, I
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: don't give a flying fuck that they hate me. I
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: don't give a fuck.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: Every time he says that, it just underscores how much
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: he actually gives a fuck. Mm hmm.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: And then Christine, who's also a girl's girl, is telling
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: jess like, straight up, you know this isn't about you though, right, Like,
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: don't let this affect your confidence because you're beautiful, Like,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: don't let this affect your value. And Jess does say
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: if this would have happened to her a couple of
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: years back, she would have been a complete wreck. But
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: she's matured enough now, she's grown, she's done a lot
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: of healing that she's really not letting it affect her
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: because she knows Chris is a dummy queen. I love
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: your queen behavior. Then at one point, Chris goes to
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: the bathroom and he's on a hot mic and he
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: says something like, Breezy is so fucking hot. Oh my god,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: she's so the.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: Breezy is medium ugly. I know Breezy is not I
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: mean total me. She's an Ohio five. Yeah, he's an
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: Ohio three.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: She looks like she could ride on a broomstick.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: Sorry, well, she's a hoe. I know she's a bit. Yeah,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: and she's not a girl's girl. She's to give a
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: fuck and her self. Tanner is atrocious. She looks like
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump, I know, bitch ass.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: And then Chris goes to Amber and Jordan at one
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: point to talk to them, and I think he's like
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: doing the rounds and he's trying to like come off
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: like he's unbothered by the fact that everybody fucking hates him.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: Amber is totally mean mugging him. She's looking down on
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: him because she's taller than him, because he's literally five
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: foot and Chris is like, you hate me, don't you?
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: And Amber's like, well, yeah, you're kind of a dick,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: but are you gonna find another doctor?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Though?
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: And then she just walks away.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: Before that, though, he starts nagging Amber. He does a
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: little bit you know, I heard like you were really
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: crazy and like everybody called you crazy, but like you're
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: actually perfect.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: Sum Yeah, just.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: Like you little motherfucker munchkin ass bitch just need to
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: be dropkicked through the end zone or asshole seriously.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: And then Chris goes over to Breezy and Priyanka and
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: some of the other girls and he's like trying to
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: talk to them about his side of things about Jess.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, just telling her like I'm just not
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: into it and like, you know, the physical connection is
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: really important to me, and like if it's not there,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: like you know, how good is the emotional connection. It's
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: just like really difficult and breezy. The total pick me
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: is like, you know, I totally get it, totally understand.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: You got the dick. I mean I understand. It's like,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: now it wasn't the dick, it was her fucking body.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: I like to fuck. I'm thirty years old and I
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: want to fuck. I mean, can we just have a
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: sidebar about what you would do as a woman if
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: this little red faced man came up spouting this bullshit,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: because I'm a little shocked that Ashley and whoever Priyanka
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: is like actually stood around and entertained whatever the fuck
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: he was talking about. Like the minute you start talking
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: about my friend, you don't even have to be my
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: best friend. No, you could just be an acquaintance. You
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: just have to be a woman. The minute you start
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: talking about how this was the worst sex of your
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: fucking life, how you know you just want to fuck,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: Like how you don't like her body, she doesn't do
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: pull ottis like the I would I would at the
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: very least turn around and walk away mid sentence, ghost
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: you in that sentence, but I would probably start to
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: get really uppity and talk back to you, and I
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: would say something like, well, I think it was actually
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: because well Jessica told me though, that you have like
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: a fucking little dick, do you? Is it true, though, Chris?
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: Do you have like a really little dick?
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: And she said you don't last either, like you premature ejaculate,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: and so maybe like the reason she didn't really put
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: up much of a fight is because you're a little
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: fucking short dick man.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: Straight up, the fact that he said, he said it
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: multiple times to multiple people, that it was the worst
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: sex he had ever had, and he's just like it
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: was so bad, like she was so bad, I can't
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: do it, she was so ugly, Like this is the
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: worst sex I've ever had?
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Who does that?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: Who says?
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, I can sit here and think about the
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: worst sex that I ever Sure, I would never even
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: if that person had done me dirty, I would never
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: betray that intimacy with that person.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: I so messed up.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: The kind of person that would do that has such
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: bad character, absolutely no integrity. Chris. The fact that you're
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: not even thinking about how this may make you look
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: for future employer's, future possible mates, like you are going
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: to be blacklisted across the board. Why would I ever
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: want to hire a person with no integrity who's gonna
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: fucking sell trade secrets because you can't keep your little
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: fucking baby mouth thrill who has absolutely no dignity and
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: integrity and treats people like shit. Why would I hire
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: you to take care of my accounts or service my customers?
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: Why would I ever go out on a date with
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: you when I know you don't pay for your share
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: and you're just a fucking little fake poser. Bitch.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: It's fucking disgusting, honestly, And I think one of the
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: guys at one point says like, kind of in a
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: side conversation, like Chris told me he usually goes for
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: twenty one to twenty five years Bri. Was it brief?
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: Brie said that he told Brie that, and she's thirty three.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: Disgusting, and I'm just also, shut up, dude.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: Well, and the reason you go for twenty one year
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: olds is because a thirty three year old it's not
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: gonna put up with your fucking horseshit.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: Yep, you go for twenty one.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: Year old girl is not gonna know better.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and also you're not like Leonardo DiCaprio, who also
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: says the same thing. He's like, I only go for
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: twenty five year olds, like he only goes for the
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: young ones. I'm like, you're not even a high status,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: high value man, Like you're not even like a mamisphere.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: He's in the manisphere, for sure, he totally is.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: And that's why I'm saying it. It's like, you're not
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: even an alpha man. You're not dominant. You're just a
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: little turd on the bottom of my shoe.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: And you were a brokeie. You're so and you have
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: no furniture, not at all. And I heard your phone
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: call with Marta where you were drunk and talking about
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: how jealous you were of everybody else's coins, you coin
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: counting Leprechaun. I just hate him so much. I'm gonna
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: shut up, but I just hate him so much. I'm
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: in the same camp, I mean, the same dumpster as
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: the rest of you that also hate him.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: Straight up. And then Chris goes to talk to Breezy
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: by herself, and Brazy is so dumb she like entertains
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: the conversation with him. I almost kind of think she
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: likes him a little bit. I don't get it. I
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: don't see what she totally does such a pig me like,
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: she mentions Connor and he laughs in her face, I
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: can't believe you said me.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: And Connor like, eh, he's so submissive.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: I can't see you being with him long term. Like
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: he's way too submissive of a guy for you. And
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: does she defend him as well as her fiance. No,
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: she doesn't say jack shit. She actually agrees with him
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: at one point she's like, yeah, he's a little shit.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: She also talks about her sex with Connor because he's like,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: I guess he the best you ever had, and she's like, well,
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: nobody's fine, It's okay, he loves me. How fucking dare
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: you talk about the sex you're having with the man
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: you're in a current relationship with. You ate shit, bitch,
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: this is another person who should be blacklisted, off flace,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: off the face of the planet.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: Well, and if I was Connor, and if I've watched
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: this footage, bag, I'd be like, I'm divorcing your ass
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: right now, because like, you're not defending me whatsoever to
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: this man who's literally talking shit about me. You claim
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: to love me, you claim to have this like soul
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: connection with me, but the fact is we saw what
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: happened in the Pods. Connor was also Breezy's number two.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: She only went with him because Chris dumped dumped her, so.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: No, she no, she ended it with Chris, and Chris said, oh,
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: I was gonna do the same thing. I was going
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: to end it with you as well, because she picked Connor.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: Well, I thought she had no It was Emma that
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: I liked Connor.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: That's right, it was Emma.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: But anyway, it's like when she came out of the pod,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: she was not that impressed with Connor. She was like, okay,
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: whatever they made out and stuff, and she's I can
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: deal with it. But then she saw Chris and was like,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: oh my god, he's so hot.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: I don't get it. I don't get it.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: He's not even fit. I mean, I guess. And then
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: Chris tells Breezy that she's so fucking hot and that
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: he really likes her or whatever, and he would literally
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: propose to her right now. And that's how the episode ends,
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: is like on a cliffhanger. And then we get to
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: the preview for the next few episodes, and it looks
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: like Breezy is still falling in love with Connor. But
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: I feel like there's gonna be some back and forth
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: between her and Chris. I wonder if they're even gonna
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: make it to the altar.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: Do you think that she'll leave him?
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: I don't because I was watching the way she was
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: looking at Chris when he was saying the things he
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: was saying, in particularly that he was going to propose
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: to her. It felt to me, based on how she
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: was looking at him, that she wasn't buying it. So
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: I think we're gonna come back when the episodes air tomorrow,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: and she's gonna be like, nah, I hope so. I
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: hope so as well. She'd be a fool if she
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: fail for that bullshit, because he's just looking to do
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: to you what he did to Jessica, because he gets
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: off on hurting women.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: Totally, totally, and he wants to be the one to
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: end things too, Like he doesn't want women to break
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: up with him. He wants to have the upper hand
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: because he's such a small dick shrimp of a man.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: And we have Vic and Christine like falling more in
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: love with each other. I think Vic at one point
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: in the preview says he loves her very deeply, which
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: is really sweet. She's a little insecure, but I think
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: they're ultimately going to end up together. DeVante looks like
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: he's getting cold feet because he's repulsed by Brittany aldy
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: racist and he's racist. And then we have Alex saying
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: that he wants a brunette though, like, your hair color.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: Is just not doing it for me, banging on about that. Yes,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: Ashley is gorgeous, I know she is, but beautiful and
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: you are jobless. You're jobless, you're homeless, you're toothless, and
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: you've got those two strategically placed curls. Did anybody else
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: clocked that because he's balding. He is bald which is
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: why he's always wearing his baseball cap, which my husband
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: clocked and we looked at it, and he's got these
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: little curls that are trying to cover the balding, like
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: around his widow's peak, because he's desperately, painfully insecure.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: And then him and Ashley have like another fight where
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: he feels attacked because Ashley's like a little uncomfortable with
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: the fact that he's friends with an ex. He's like,
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: we're just friends, though I know that I like flew
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: to Austin and fucked one of my other exes, but like,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: it's not gonna happen with this one. We're just friends,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: and he feels attacked. And then it looks like Jordan
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: might be getting cold feet too, which I'm a little
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: disappointed by because I was kind of rooting for him
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: in Amberg because I think they're kind of cute. And
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: then of course Mike really wants kids and he doesn't
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: know if he can marry Emma because she doesn't want kids,
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: and I really want to get.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: So sick of it.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: I'm like, please stop talking about it. And then we
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: get to the weddings, which I am most excited for
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: because I do love seeing people get left at the
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: altar from on this show.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: We're expecting to get an I do and they're like,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you don't. No, I do not, And we're
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: getting a reunion for this, aren't we I believe? So,
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: oh my god, please call out.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: And so a lot of people are asking whether he
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: even is going to show up, because I think people
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: have not shown.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: Up in the past.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: But it's got to be some kind of a contractual
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: obligation right to be there, like or else. You don't
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: get paid or something like that, because I hope he
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: is there. He is catching so much shit. I know
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: that he recently did an interview for like I don't know,
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: Entertainment or Weekly or People dot Com. I don't know.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: But he didn't seem reflective of like why people might
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: be having a problem with him, Like I didn't mean
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: it like that though, like, oh my god, drag him.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: Guarantee he's in the hemisphere. Guarantee he's in the minisphere.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: And he's like, but it's okay, though, Like I'm allowed
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: to have preferences. I'm allowed to think that you're amid us, bitch.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: And you know, is going to show up to the
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: reunion having taken the temperature of social media and how
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: much everybody is calling out and hating on christ and
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: she's going to show up and she's going to act
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: like she's indignant and how you know, he was totally
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: inappropriate and out of line. But we see you, breezy pick,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: and how you are entertaining his horseshit. You ain't shit.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: They all ain't shent. I saw some Instagram reel earlier
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: today where everybody was like shitting on every single person
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: on the cast except for Vic and Christine because they're
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: really the only redeemable people. And Amber, Amber's cool.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: I love Amber.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: Jordan's on the fence.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's going to shit the bed. He's gonna
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: shit the bed. He's going to do something because he's
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: got cold feet and he doesn't have a job. And
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: she'sa a nurse practitioner that renovates her own home.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: And has a kid, and maybe he's just really insecure
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: about filling that stepdad.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: But you're in your mid thirties and you're going to
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: attract to you women who are at that demographic or
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: in that demographic, and a lot of those women are
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: going to have children because they're not a perpetual toddler
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: like you who doesn't even have a job. So, like,
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: I don't get it.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: I don't either.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: I just don't like any of these men, except for Vic.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, really, the audacity of all these men. You
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: guys are so many earned entitlement yep of their perspective.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I just don't get it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand it either. But I'm having a good time.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: Me too, or I am entertained me for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Well, is there anything else that we need to say
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  Speaker 1: to these beautiful raccoons before we get up on at
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  Speaker 1: a here.
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  Speaker 2: the pod and we would really appreciate it, so thank
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  Speaker 2: you very much.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: We will be back next week to talk sister Wives
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: and also the next two episodes of Love Is Blind.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: Make sure to come back for that. Until then, please
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  Speaker 1: do not forget that we have nothing but love for you.
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  Speaker 2: And pee bye bye
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: Mhm.