Latest / Riggs, Katelyn, & Erica - The Q Morning Show / Q Morning Show #781 - 09-03-26
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Good morning, it's Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica. A chance for
- 0:03Speaker 1: you to see the Pasadena Livestock Show and Rodeo at
- 0:06Speaker 1: 7 o'clock. Only in 93Q could we be talking about
- 0:10Speaker 1: something completely left-handed of what we're going to talk about now.
- 0:14Speaker 1: We're just off the air talking about the Lindsay Clancy trial.
- 0:16Speaker 1: Just the switch-up you're talking about. Just the switch-up. This
- 0:19Speaker 1: crazy switch-up we have. In our conversation.
- 0:22Speaker 2: Well, I mean, the Lindsey Clancy trial has the nation
- 0:25Speaker 2: and the jurors gridlocked.
- 0:26Speaker 1: Is it too much to ask to get a verdict
- 0:28Speaker 1: in soon, I guess, so we can have some resolution
- 0:30Speaker 1: to it?
- 0:30Speaker 3: I'm thinking it's going to happen today.
- 0:31Speaker 1: Because that's what it's about right now. What is it
- 0:33Speaker 1: too much to ask for this morning? It's 713-370-0929.
- 0:38Speaker 2: I know it's not like it's a very serious, very
- 0:40Speaker 2: heavy case. There's not humor in the case itself, but
- 0:44Speaker 2: the videos of people reenacting the jurors, can you imagine
- 0:47Speaker 2: being stuck in a room with those people for over
- 0:50Speaker 2: 20 hours?
- 0:50Speaker 1: I can't imagine being stuck in the room with anyone
- 0:52Speaker 1: for 20 hours. My wife for 20 hours. Just one room.
- 0:56Speaker 1: Can't go anywhere for 20 hours straight.
- 0:57Speaker 2: The videos have been cracking me up because it's just
- 0:59Speaker 2: random people on the internet pretending if they were jurors
- 1:02Speaker 2: stuck in a room.
- 1:02Speaker 4: How do you keep having a hung jury after that
- 1:04Speaker 4: amount of time? Be like, you know what? What are
- 1:06Speaker 4: we all doing?
- 1:07Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:07Speaker 4: What are we all doing?
- 1:08Speaker 1: What's it too much to ask for? On a lighter note.
- 1:10Speaker 1: On a lighter note. Like, is it too much to
- 1:13Speaker 1: ask for people to just be happy with something and
- 1:15Speaker 1: just be content with something? Like what? Well, they dropped
- 1:19Speaker 1: the extended look at Grand Theft Auto 6 on Netflix.
- 1:22Speaker 4: He is dying to talk to anybody about this, you guys.
- 1:24Speaker 1: You guys, this is going to be the greatest video
- 1:26Speaker 1: game release in modern history. Of course. Yeah.
- 1:30Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:31Speaker 1: I have to talk about it.
- 1:32Speaker 3: What's the problem? People aren't happy with the extended preview?
- 1:36Speaker 1: They dropped this trailer, and it is amazing. There's video
- 1:39Speaker 1: game footage, and they've spent 13 years making this game.
- 1:42Speaker 1: It's insane. The graphics are incredible. The story is amazing.
- 1:47Speaker 1: If you like video games, it's fun to play. But
- 1:50Speaker 1: there are people that are like, oh, he reaches in
- 1:52Speaker 1: the refrigerator, and the bottle just appears in his hand.
- 1:55Speaker 1: Where did the bottle come from?
- 1:57Speaker 3: It's a video game.
- 1:58Speaker 1: What do you mean? It's a video game.
- 1:59Speaker 4: Wait, are you for real?
- 2:00Speaker 6: Yes.
- 2:00Speaker 1: People are saying this kind of stuff. They're like, well,
- 2:02Speaker 1: it's only 30 frames per second. They can't even do
- 2:04Speaker 1: 60 frames per second. I don't care. They're not dropping
- 2:07Speaker 1: it on the PC. I don't care. People are never
- 2:10Speaker 1: happy with things. Why can't you just be happy with something?
- 2:13Speaker 1: That a favorite video game of yours finally released footage
- 2:16Speaker 1: that you've been begging for, and you're like, they're never
- 2:17Speaker 1: going to release this video game. They finally do. They're
- 2:21Speaker 1: not happy with it. Nobody's ever satisfied anymore. Is it
- 2:23Speaker 1: too much to ask for somebody to just be... Happy
- 2:25Speaker 1: with something? Can you just be content?
- 2:26Speaker 3: On social media, yes.
- 2:27Speaker 1: Yes.
- 2:27Speaker 3: That is too much to ask.
- 2:28Speaker 7: I guess so.
- 2:28Speaker 2: People literally look to troll stuff on social media, which
- 2:32Speaker 2: is a weird existence.
- 2:33Speaker 1: My heart rate's up now. It's Caitlin. So what's it
- 2:36Speaker 1: too much to ask for? Caitlin or Erica? Either one
- 2:38Speaker 1: of you. Do you have something you'd like to complain about?
- 2:41Speaker 1: It's 713-370-0929. You can vent. You can complain. You can
- 2:47Speaker 1: get it off of your chest. And it feels so
- 2:49Speaker 1: good to do it, especially right before the weekend.
- 2:50Speaker 3: I'm going to.
- 2:53Speaker 3: I'm going to put myself out here on this one.
- 2:55Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead, Caitlin.
- 2:55Speaker 2: Is it too much to ask for Bloom energy drinks
- 2:57Speaker 2: to just kind of taper back on the prebiotics that
- 3:02Speaker 2: they put in those cans? I think we've got enough
- 3:06Speaker 2: in there. I don't think you need to put that
- 3:08Speaker 2: many because it's tearing up the stomach.
- 3:10Speaker 1: The best part is.
- 3:10Speaker 4: When she didn't know that it had prebiotics in there
- 3:13Speaker 4: and she kept going... Guys, I don't know what's wrong.
- 3:15Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on.
- 3:16Speaker 2: I thought I had this cycle of whatever that is.
- 3:21Speaker 2: Because I wasn't a Bloom drinker. I was drinking Alani's forever,
- 3:24Speaker 2: and then I switched over to Bloom and was like,
- 3:26Speaker 2: something's not right.
- 3:27Speaker 1: That's why you just drink Monster Energy, just straight chemicals.
- 3:30Speaker 3: Just, you know, I think they have chemicals in the Bloom, too.
- 3:33Speaker 3: If they could just taper back.
- 3:34Speaker 2: I'm not saying no pre-probiotics.
- 3:36Speaker 1: Whatever the biotics. You're saying it is good for you.
- 3:39Speaker 1: It is good for the gut.
- 3:39Speaker 3: We just don't need that much, you know?
- 3:41Speaker 1: Fair. Fair, Caitlyn.
- 3:43Speaker 4: Is it too much to ask that they stop poisoning
- 3:46Speaker 4: all of our food? So now we can't eat any vegetables,
- 3:49Speaker 4: no fruits. We also can't eat ground beef right now.
- 3:53Speaker 4: Did you guys hear that? For like six months at least.
- 3:55Speaker 4: When did you hear this, Erica?
- 3:56Speaker 1: When did you hear this?
- 3:57Speaker 4: You have to go to your butcher to get some
- 3:59Speaker 4: good ground beef. Anyhow, there's also jasmine rice. You can't
- 4:02Speaker 4: eat that right now either.
- 4:04Speaker 1: Jasmine rice?
- 4:04Speaker 4: Soient greenest people.
- 4:08Speaker 1: Random rice?
- 4:08Speaker 4: You have to keep checking, like, okay, which label can
- 4:11Speaker 4: I not eat? Can I eat this? Can I eat that?
- 4:13Speaker 2: I'm not going to do that. I'm going to be
- 4:14Speaker 2: really honest. If it's going to take me out, it's
- 4:16Speaker 2: going to take me out.
- 4:16Speaker 1: Same. I'm with Caitlin on that. I ate a Taco Bell.
- 4:19Speaker 4: Okay, but so I said that, right? And I bought
- 4:21Speaker 4: ground beef yesterday.
- 4:22Speaker 3: Was it rancid?
- 4:24Speaker 4: It didn't taste right. It didn't smell right. It looked fresh.
- 4:27Speaker 1: Yeah, obviously. If it doesn't smell right, don't eat it. Dude,
- 4:31Speaker 1: if it smells fine, go for it.
- 4:31Speaker 2: If I open up a thing of meat and I
- 4:32Speaker 2: even get remotely a whiff of like something might be
- 4:35Speaker 2: off here, straight to the trash.
- 4:37Speaker 1: Straight to the trash.
- 4:38Speaker 4: So I need to find a good butcher if anybody
- 4:40Speaker 4: knows one.
- 4:41Speaker 1: There's one called Wild Fork over on San Felipe.
- 4:45Speaker 4: I'm about to just go buy a half a cow.
- 4:47Speaker 4: It's expensive, but still.
- 4:49Speaker 1: Wild Fork, I believe. I think they're a butcher. I
- 4:51Speaker 1: think they're a restaurant, too. But there's a couple. You
- 4:53Speaker 1: can find one. What's it too much to ask for? 713-370-0929.
- 4:54Speaker 1: I just want to eat healthy food.
- 4:58Speaker 5: Fair.
- 4:59Speaker 1: As do we all. And I just want to eat
- 5:01Speaker 1: Taco Bell again.
- 5:02Speaker 3: You can go to the meat market in the hood
- 5:03Speaker 3: by our house.
- 5:05Speaker 4: I'll go to the hood meat market.
- 5:07Speaker 1: See? You can ask for a butcher.
- 5:08Speaker 4: There's Vincex in East Bernard. They're pretty good.
- 5:10Speaker 1: 93Q, it's Houston's country leader. Good morning. We're Riggs, Caitlin,
- 5:13Speaker 1: and Erica. In our little rant of too much to
- 5:15Speaker 1: ask this morning, it brought us to Erica complaining about
- 5:19Speaker 1: meat and looking for places to find meat. No, you
- 5:23Speaker 1: were talking about how everything's getting bad for her, like
- 5:25Speaker 1: everything's tainted.
- 5:26Speaker 4: Yeah, they're saying don't eat ground beef for like the
- 5:28Speaker 4: next six months or something like that.
- 5:29Speaker 1: Okay, I'll eat all the ground beef. I'll be your
- 5:31Speaker 1: test patient.
- 5:32Speaker 2: Okay.
- 5:33Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to keep eating it.
- 5:34Speaker 4: Mine smelled very sour yesterday.
- 5:35Speaker 3: Okay, that's where I do draw the line.
- 5:37Speaker 1: Yes, when it starts to smell.
- 5:37Speaker 3: When meat smells weird, nah.
- 5:39Speaker 1: Is there a place to get good stuff, though, Jay?
- 5:41Speaker 8: Hey, I was just going to tell you guys, there's
- 5:43Speaker 8: a bad thing meat market over in, off of NASA.
- 5:47Speaker 8: It's called Bay Area Meat Market. They've got the best
- 5:50Speaker 8: meat in the Clear Lake area.
- 5:52Speaker 4: Bay Area Meat Market?
- 5:53Speaker 5: Yes, ma'am.
- 5:54Speaker 4: Thank you.
- 5:55Speaker 1: What's the best cut.
- 5:56Speaker 8: Of meat there? They have a barbecue place next to it.
- 5:58Speaker 6: Okay.
- 5:58Speaker 1: What do you get when you go there? They have good, like,
- 6:00Speaker 1: good chicken? They got good pork? The beef good?
- 6:03Speaker 8: Well, they actually have meat boxes, so you can get, like, $ 16.
- 6:07Speaker 4: Meat box?
- 6:08Speaker 1: I'm in. Box of meat? You want a box of meat? No,
- 6:11Speaker 1: but I'll wrestle you for that meat. I'll take that meat.
- 6:14Speaker 1: So where is this again? It's in Clear Lake?
- 6:16Speaker 8: It's in Clear Lake off of NASA. It's called Bay
- 6:18Speaker 8: Area Meat Market.
- 6:19Speaker 1: Bay Area Meat Market. I hope they go by BAM.
- 6:22Speaker 5: BAM!
- 6:23Speaker 1: Two Ms.
- 6:24Speaker 4: Exactly.
- 6:24Speaker 8: And they have a barbecue place next to them so
- 6:26Speaker 8: you can get their.
- 6:27Speaker 1: Food, too.
- 6:27Speaker 4: Heck yeah. That's what I'm talking about.
- 6:29Speaker 1: Thank you for the tip this morning, Jay.
- 6:30Speaker 4: Thank you. All right.
- 6:31Speaker 1: Take care, man.
- 6:32Speaker 5: Have a great day, guys.
- 6:33Speaker 1: 93Q, it's Houston's country leader, the Pasadena Livestock Show and Rodeo.
- 6:37Speaker 1: Tickets coming up in about seven minutes. We'll give you
- 6:39Speaker 1: the keyword to text and win. Good morning. It's Riggs, Caitlin,
- 6:42Speaker 1: and Erica. I have a question for everyone in the room,
- 6:45Speaker 1: seeing as we're all in relationships. Do you also have
- 6:48Speaker 1: couples that you're friends with, other couple friends?
- 6:51Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 6:51Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 6:52Speaker 1: Both of y'all do? We all do? When you make
- 6:55Speaker 1: plans with the other couples, who makes those plans? Is
- 6:58Speaker 1: it you or the husbands that make the plans?
- 7:00Speaker 2: Yes.
- 7:02Speaker 1: Because this is a fascinating phenomenon that I'm noticing in relationships, at.
- 7:06Speaker 3: Least in my marriage.
- 7:06Speaker 4: My husband doesn't plan anything.
- 7:08Speaker 1: I know Erica's husband is like, he doesn't even know
- 7:10Speaker 1: how much.
- 7:10Speaker 4: He is passenger princess in life.
- 7:13Speaker 1: Right. But he does take care of a lot of
- 7:15Speaker 1: other stuff.
- 7:16Speaker 4: When I tell him what to take care of, yeah.
- 7:19Speaker 1: Caitlin, like when you go out with other couples. Do
- 7:22Speaker 1: you make the plans or does Matthew make the plans?
- 7:24Speaker 3: It's a little bit of both.
- 7:25Speaker 2: A lot of times it's my husband making the plans
- 7:27Speaker 2: and then me reworking the plans. Well, I like the
- 7:30Speaker 2: overall shell of this plan. Let me go in and
- 7:33Speaker 2: tweak a few things.
- 7:34Speaker 1: I'm glad you said that, Caitlin. That's good.
- 7:36Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 7:37Speaker 1: Right now as we speak, there's a gentleman sitting in
- 7:39Speaker 1: our studio that's not speaking. His name is Jarrett. And
- 7:43Speaker 1: I have plans this evening with Jarrett. I'm going to
- 7:46Speaker 1: see him. He's coming to my house.
- 7:48Speaker 3: Are you guys, like, going to hold hands?
- 7:49Speaker 1: Or what are these plans for you and Jared? Here's
- 7:52Speaker 1: the thing. I have not said a word to Jared
- 7:54Speaker 1: about this once. And since this has been planned, like,
- 7:57Speaker 1: we just kind of know that it's going to happen. Like,
- 7:59Speaker 1: it's a weird thing with guys. Like, it's just kind
- 8:01Speaker 1: of an unspoken thing. Like, I know that he's coming over.
- 8:04Speaker 1: He knows that he's coming over. So, obviously, I know
- 8:06Speaker 1: that he's coming over. But I can show you the
- 8:08Speaker 1: string of tacks between my wife and his girlfriend, Tegan,
- 8:12Speaker 1: and My string of texts between me and Jared is
- 8:15Speaker 1: nothing about tonight. Is that correct, Jared? That is correct. Yeah, see?
- 8:18Speaker 1: We've texted it all.
- 8:19Speaker 4: And what are y'all doing exactly?
- 8:21Speaker 1: I don't know. I couldn't tell you. I mean, I'll
- 8:23Speaker 1: figure it out tonight as we go along. You're just
- 8:25Speaker 1: showing up. Yeah, we just show up in life.
- 8:28Speaker 5: Okay.
- 8:28Speaker 1: And this is a common thing that I'm noticing.
- 8:30Speaker 3: Are you complaining?
- 8:32Speaker 1: No, I'm just wondering if it's normal. Then I just
- 8:34Speaker 1: sit back and let it happen.
- 8:36Speaker 3: Yes, it is very normal that.
- 8:37Speaker 2: The wives will plan things.
- 8:39Speaker 1: Because of what Caitlin said, I feel like if I
- 8:41Speaker 1: make the plans, it's going to be, why are we
- 8:42Speaker 1: going there at this time? Why?
- 8:44Speaker 4: But also, you guys don't think everything through.
- 8:46Speaker 6: We don't.
- 8:46Speaker 4: So then we're sitting there waiting, and you have nothing planned,
- 8:49Speaker 4: and that's like the most frustrating thing. So we don't
- 8:51Speaker 4: even trust you guys anymore.
- 8:53Speaker 1: I just wanted to make sure and see if it
- 8:54Speaker 1: was a universal thing or just a me thing, a
- 8:56Speaker 1: my little world island thing that I was living on,
- 8:59Speaker 1: that when I make plans for another couple— My wife
- 9:02Speaker 1: makes all of the plans, and I just show up
- 9:04Speaker 1: with the other couple. And I get along with the
- 9:05Speaker 1: other couple just fine. We hang out, but I just
- 9:08Speaker 1: kind of go along for the ride. She does all
- 9:10Speaker 1: of the planning for it. It seems very weird. I
- 9:12Speaker 1: feel like Mark a little bit.
- 9:14Speaker 4: Yeah, he loves his life.
- 9:16Speaker 1: That's how I feel.
- 9:17Speaker 4: He literally does. He's just like, she just tells me
- 9:19Speaker 4: where to be, how to do it, how to dress.
- 9:21Speaker 4: She has my clothes ready.
- 9:22Speaker 1: It makes it a lot easier. It makes my life
- 9:23Speaker 1: so much easier.
- 9:24Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's not easier for the wives because I
- 9:26Speaker 4: literally have to decide what we eat every day, where
- 9:28Speaker 4: we're going, what I need to bring.
- 9:30Speaker 1: Yes, but then when we try to plan it, you
- 9:31Speaker 1: end up changing it anyways. So we're never happy. We're
- 9:36Speaker 1: never happy.
- 9:36Speaker 3: Who, men are never happy?
- 9:38Speaker 1: No, the couples that are never happy because they're always
- 9:39Speaker 1: going back and forth.
- 9:41Speaker 3: I thought it was women that are never happy.
- 9:43Speaker 6: You see?
- 9:43Speaker 1: We're also never happy. We can't agree on anything. How
- 9:46Speaker 1: would you like.
- 9:46Speaker 4: To decide everything every second of your life?
- 9:48Speaker 2: I hope you guys have fun doing whatever you're going
- 9:50Speaker 2: to be doing tonight that your wives went all out
- 9:52Speaker 2: of the way to plan.
- 9:53Speaker 1: See, we have no idea what we're doing, though. You
- 9:54Speaker 1: better be appreciative. I just hope there's beer there. Maybe.
- 9:57Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 9:58Speaker 6: Maybe.
- 9:58Speaker 1: It's 93Q. 93Q. It's Houston's country leader. Good morning. We're Riggs, Caitlin,
- 10:02Speaker 1: and Erica. So Katie wrote in for Jerker Justified. She
- 10:05Speaker 1: saw her sister-in-law having what she perceived as a flirty
- 10:09Speaker 1: lunch together. Now has pictures of it. Brought it up
- 10:11Speaker 1: to the brother. The brother said, leave it alone. It's
- 10:13Speaker 1: causing issues. And she's like, saw him again. Now touching hand.
- 10:17Speaker 1: She's like, I'm going to bring it up again. Do
- 10:18Speaker 1: I go against his wishes? That would make me a
- 10:21Speaker 1: jerk or justified. Good morning. Who is this?
- 10:24Speaker 7: Hi, this is Stephanie.
- 10:26Speaker 1: Good morning, Stephanie. Where are you listening at this morning?
- 10:29Speaker 7: Tomball.
- 10:29Speaker 1: What do you think, jerk or justified?
- 10:31Speaker 7: I think if she goes to the brother, she would
- 10:34Speaker 7: definitely be a jerk at this point.
- 10:38Speaker 8: I do think.
- 10:39Speaker 7: She might need to talk to the wife one-on-one and
- 10:43Speaker 7: just ask, maybe see, you know.
- 10:47Speaker 8: If something is going on, if she can get it
- 10:50Speaker 8: out of the, out of the wife first, if they
- 10:52Speaker 8: have that.
- 10:52Speaker 7: Kind of relationship, I don't know. Um, and just say,
- 10:56Speaker 7: you know, this is what I saw.
- 10:57Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 10:58Speaker 6: I don't want to go to whatever her brother's name is.
- 11:01Speaker 1: You know, um, give the wife the chance to say, no, no, no,
- 11:06Speaker 1: this is a very good friend of mine. We go
- 11:08Speaker 1: back many years. It would make sense why you would
- 11:11Speaker 1: think that and genuinely explain it.
- 11:13Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 11:14Speaker 1: So you'd say, uh, until that happens, she's being a jerk.
- 11:16Speaker 4: That's not a bad idea.
- 11:17Speaker 6: Yeah, if she goes straight to the brother after he's
- 11:20Speaker 6: asked her not to, definitely jerk.
- 11:22Speaker 1: Okay. Well, thank you for calling this morning. We appreciate
- 11:24Speaker 1: you listening. And Tom Ball, Stephanie, right?
- 11:26Speaker 6: Yes.
- 11:26Speaker 1: Thank you. Talk to you tomorrow. Good morning, 93Q. Who's this?
- 11:30Speaker 2: Carol.
- 11:30Speaker 1: Carol, where are you listening at, Carol?
- 11:32Speaker 6: Texas City.
- 11:32Speaker 4: Carol, jerk or justified?
- 11:34Speaker 6: Justified.
- 11:35Speaker 7: But I think she needs to go to the table
- 11:37Speaker 7: and say, hi, sister-in-law.
- 11:40Speaker 6: Totally.
- 11:40Speaker 4: She should have said something.
- 11:42Speaker 1: Oh, hi. How are you? What's going on here?
- 11:44Speaker 2: Who's this?
- 11:44Speaker 1: Yeah, who's this?
- 11:45Speaker 7: Nice to meet you.
- 11:46Speaker 5: Exactly.
- 11:46Speaker 6: Introduce herself as her husband's sister.
- 11:49Speaker 1: And you know what? In doing that, she may discover
- 11:51Speaker 1: that it is totally platonic and there is nothing to
- 11:54Speaker 1: worry about, maybe, but.
- 11:55Speaker 4: Then why are you touching your hand, Riggs? Quit saying that.
- 11:58Speaker 1: What? Caitlin touches your hand all the time.
- 12:00Speaker 4: We're two girls and she.
- 12:01Speaker 3: Does it to be creepy.
- 12:02Speaker 1: I know, but I was using it as an example
- 12:04Speaker 1: to further prove my point.
- 12:06Speaker 4: She gives me creepy eyes when she does it.
- 12:07Speaker 1: You say justified, Carol. Yep. Thank you for calling this morning.
- 12:10Speaker 1: Talk to you tomorrow. Kathy.
- 12:12Speaker 6: Hello.
- 12:13Speaker 1: Our resident juror, Kathy. Good morning.
- 12:15Speaker 6: I think she's kind of a jerk. I think she
- 12:17Speaker 6: jumped the gun in the first place because it was
- 12:19Speaker 6: just her having.
- 12:21Speaker 5: Lunch with a gentleman.
- 12:22Speaker 6: That's like you going out to have lunch with Erica
- 12:25Speaker 6: or Caitlin and someone just assumes that you're cheating on
- 12:28Speaker 6: your wife. Uh-huh. You know, then she sees him again,
- 12:32Speaker 6: you know, rubbing the hand. But now you already opened
- 12:35Speaker 6: the can of worms and your brother's already tipped at you.
- 12:38Speaker 8: Uh-huh.
- 12:39Speaker 6: So I would say when you see him kissing or
- 12:42Speaker 6: going into a hotel room, then say something.
- 12:48Speaker 1: Wait until you have that kind of proof is what
- 12:50Speaker 1: you're saying, Kathy?
- 12:51Speaker 6: Yeah, have the proof, not a touch of the hand
- 12:54Speaker 6: or just sitting across the table having lunch.
- 12:57Speaker 1: All right. I'm with Kathy a little bit. I think
- 12:59Speaker 1: wait for a little bit more, but definitely a conversation
- 13:01Speaker 1: needs to be had with that wife, with a sister-in-law.
- 13:04Speaker 1: That's what I think what we've gotten out of this
- 13:06Speaker 1: whole discussion this morning. Well, thank you for calling, Kathy.
- 13:08Speaker 8: Okay.
- 13:08Speaker 6: Have a great day, guys.
- 13:09Speaker 1: You can still argue about it on our Facebook page,
- 13:11Speaker 1: or you can also just text jerk or justified to 52140.
- 13:15Speaker 1: We do it every morning around 715. Jerk or justified.
- 13:19Speaker 1: With Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica on 93Q. It's Houston's country leader.
- 13:23Speaker 2: Isabella and Lucas went on a first date. They actually
- 13:25Speaker 2: went on a walk in this hot, humid heat.
- 13:27Speaker 3: It was Isabella's idea.
- 13:29Speaker 2: But then Isabella kept getting contacted like the whole date
- 13:32Speaker 2: long by somebody named Jeremy.
- 13:35Speaker 8: Jeremy.
- 13:36Speaker 2: Who the heck is Jeremy? We got questions for Isabella
- 13:39Speaker 2: right now on Second Date Update.
- 13:42Speaker 7: Hello?
- 13:43Speaker 1: Hi, is this Isabella?
- 13:45Speaker 9: This is Isabella.
- 13:45Speaker 1: Hey, it's Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica at 93Q in Houston,
- 13:48Speaker 1: the country station in town.
- 13:50Speaker 8: Oh, yes.
- 13:51Speaker 6: Hey.
- 13:52Speaker 1: What's up?
- 13:53Speaker 9: I can't believe you guys are calling me.
- 13:56Speaker 6: Not much.
- 13:57Speaker 9: Is this like concert tickets or.
- 13:58Speaker 4: What's going on? I mean, not concert tickets, but you
- 14:02Speaker 4: could maybe win something if you agree to go on
- 14:05Speaker 4: another date with Lucas. Do you remember him?
- 14:08Speaker 9: Oh, yes.
- 14:10Speaker 7: Okay.
- 14:10Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 14:11Speaker 9: No, I do remember Lucas. I'm pretty sure that guy
- 14:14Speaker 9: doesn't want to talk to me anymore. I don't know.
- 14:17Speaker 9: We went on a date and I like totally blew it.
- 14:20Speaker 3: You blew it?
- 14:20Speaker 2: Usually the guy is the one that says he feel
- 14:22Speaker 2: like he absolutely blew it.
- 14:24Speaker 3: But why do you feel like you blew it?
- 14:26Speaker 9: No, I just, oh yeah. I mean, it was totally
- 14:29Speaker 9: my fault. I just like, it's got this new job
- 14:33Speaker 9: and I just really need to start being more mindful
- 14:36Speaker 9: about Like how it's impacting my life.
- 14:40Speaker 1: You said you got a new job. Is that what
- 14:41Speaker 1: you said?
- 14:42Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 14:44Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 14:45Speaker 1: Lucas said that you were on your phone a whole
- 14:47Speaker 1: bunch during the day. Is that maybe what you're talking about?
- 14:49Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
- 14:52Speaker 5: Yes. I.
- 14:54Speaker 9: Man, I just got, yeah, I got promoted to this
- 14:56Speaker 9: management role and it's like been totally consuming my life
- 14:59Speaker 9: because there's all these deadlines, there's fires all the time
- 15:02Speaker 9: to put out. And I, I really am glad I
- 15:05Speaker 9: got this promotion, but like my friends are always railing
- 15:08Speaker 9: on me about like, I'm like on my phone constantly
- 15:11Speaker 9: and everything. it's just that all these customers are in
- 15:14Speaker 9: different time zones and I just I'm like COO so
- 15:17Speaker 9: it's just like wow dang.
- 15:20Speaker 4: But I mean other than that do you feel like
- 15:22Speaker 4: the date went well with you and him yeah I.
- 15:24Speaker 9: Mean he was so cool I like I love that
- 15:28Speaker 9: you know we had such a good time but I
- 15:30Speaker 9: just like the whole time I was feeling so bad
- 15:33Speaker 9: that I had to be on my phone constantly and
- 15:35Speaker 9: I really honestly I just gave up, kind of, because
- 15:38Speaker 9: I just felt so bad. And I started ignoring his calls,
- 15:41Speaker 9: which was also probably not the greatest idea. They were
- 15:44Speaker 9: just getting lost in the shuffle. I feel, like, totally
- 15:48Speaker 9: overwhelmed by this. But I don't know. I mean, are
- 15:51Speaker 9: you guys doing a second date update right now?
- 15:54Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 15:56Speaker 1: She's just putting this together.
- 15:57Speaker 3: We are, you little business queen. Nothing gets past you.
- 15:59Speaker 4: You've been talking to us for 10 minutes.
- 16:02Speaker 2: She's all taking business text conversations on the side.
- 16:05Speaker 3: Wait a minute.
- 16:05Speaker 9: I was just distracted. Oh, my God.
- 16:08Speaker 6: So what?
- 16:09Speaker 9: Is he like, does he.
- 16:10Speaker 1: Want to see me again? As a matter of fact,
- 16:14Speaker 1: I think that he does. He's on the phone right now.
- 16:16Speaker 1: Do you want to talk to him? Lucas is on
- 16:17Speaker 1: the phone.
- 16:17Speaker 4: Are you there?
- 16:18Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm here.
- 16:19Speaker 10: Hey, Isabella, how's it going?
- 16:21Speaker 9: Hi. Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry. I cannot believe it.
- 16:26Speaker 9: I just am so embarrassed. And I did not mean
- 16:29Speaker 9: to ghost you. I, like, totally did not mean to
- 16:30Speaker 9: ghost you. I'm so, so sorry.
- 16:33Speaker 10: I appreciate the apology very much. I can totally relate
- 16:37Speaker 10: to being at a new job where you're in constant communication, too, because, like,
- 16:40Speaker 10: I'm a first responder, and I have my fair share of,
- 16:44Speaker 10: you know, on-call days. So I totally get it. Whoa!
- 16:48Speaker 4: So if I'm hearing this right, y'all want to go
- 16:51Speaker 4: on another date because you're both super busy with work,
- 16:53Speaker 4: and the other one shouldn't really care about that. Is
- 16:55Speaker 4: that right?
- 16:56Speaker 9: I mean, yeah. If you, you know, I'm working on boundaries,
- 16:59Speaker 9: so if you... Want to take the chance. I would
- 17:03Speaker 9: love to. I mean, I will just keep my phone
- 17:06Speaker 9: in my car the whole time. I won't even take
- 17:08Speaker 9: it in.
- 17:09Speaker 10: Listen, honestly, I'm just thrilled that there wasn't, like, another
- 17:12Speaker 10: man in the picture. I was like, who's this Jeremy?
- 17:15Speaker 10: You know, I was afraid that it was going to
- 17:17Speaker 10: end up in sort of, you know, weird triangle thing.
- 17:19Speaker 10: I don't know. I was not interested in that.
- 17:23Speaker 1: Did we just get another second date?
- 17:24Speaker 2: If they can find a time with their busy schedules, yes,
- 17:27Speaker 2: I think we did.
- 17:28Speaker 4: Also, sorry to Jeremy because we totally were badmouthing him.
- 17:32Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure he's just a nice, normal guy.
- 17:34Speaker 3: He's a client. Make sure he's not listening.
- 17:37Speaker 1: 93Q is Houston's country leader. We got tickets to Stella
- 17:39Speaker 1: Lefty on the 93Q app. You can see her this January.
- 17:42Speaker 1: Just win them by opening up the 93Q app. It's easy.
- 17:45Speaker 1: It's simple. It's fine. Are you crazy? Have you lost
- 17:49Speaker 1: your mind? Or are you just chilling? Are you just vibing?
- 17:52Speaker 1: What happened? 713-370-0929. You came across, it looks like a
- 17:57Speaker 1: confessional post.
- 17:59Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 17:59Speaker 2: So, and these are some of my favorite. There's no
- 18:01Speaker 2: surprise that they pop up on my algorithm.
- 18:03Speaker 3: Okay.
- 18:04Speaker 2: So I'm scrolling TikTok and I see this girl that's like, okay, ladies,
- 18:08Speaker 2: I want to know the craziest thing you've ever done
- 18:11Speaker 2: for revenge. And I don't mean like, oh, I, you know,
- 18:14Speaker 2: keyed his car. I mean, absolutely unhinged, crazy things that
- 18:19Speaker 2: you've ever done. Now, my favorite one from the list
- 18:22Speaker 2: of comments, and there's a lot of comments, is where
- 18:26Speaker 2: a girl says that she went into a guy's house,
- 18:29Speaker 2: her ex's house, spread grass seed into his carpet, misted
- 18:34Speaker 2: it with a spray bottle just enough to moisten it,
- 18:37Speaker 2: turned the air up, and then left the house, which
- 18:40Speaker 2: I guess he was also out of town or something.
- 18:43Speaker 3: So when he returned... No, the indoor garden?
- 18:45Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
- 18:47Speaker 1: Shag carpeting.
- 18:48Speaker 4: He had a lawn inside of his house.
- 18:50Speaker 2: I'm sure it probably wasn't a full-grown lawn, but it
- 18:51Speaker 2: was probably enough that he was going to have to
- 18:53Speaker 2: replace that carpet.
- 18:54Speaker 4: Oh, no.
- 18:55Speaker 3: Probably pretty rotten, you know what I'm saying?
- 18:57Speaker 4: That's pretty awesome.
- 18:59Speaker 1: I read one that said, every year I unblock him
- 19:01Speaker 1: and text him Happy Father's Day and then block him again.
- 19:04Speaker 1: He's been trying to reach me for three years. There
- 19:06Speaker 1: is no baby. Wow.
- 19:08Speaker 4: That's not okay. The lawn is funny. That's wild.
- 19:12Speaker 1: That's taking it too far? Depends on what he did too.
- 19:16Speaker 1: Like some of these.
- 19:16Speaker 4: My favorite one that Caitlin read was the one who
- 19:19Speaker 4: got a spray bottle full of milk and just misted
- 19:22Speaker 4: his car.
- 19:23Speaker 3: That too. Thank you for reminding me about that one.
- 19:26Speaker 4: You ruined his whole car. It'll smell like baby throw
- 19:28Speaker 4: up forever.
- 19:29Speaker 1: There was the woman that had the, when she said,
- 19:31Speaker 1: when I got divorced, I still had the sleep number
- 19:32Speaker 1: bed app on my phone. I would randomly in the
- 19:34Speaker 1: middle of the night Sit the bed all the way
- 19:36Speaker 1: up and fold them like a pretzel, depending on my
- 19:39Speaker 1: mood that day.
- 19:42Speaker 4: My grandkids did that to my father-in-law's bed last night.
- 19:44Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh. Do you think anybody would be willing
- 19:49Speaker 1: to fess up? to something they've done?
- 19:50Speaker 2: I am hoping that all of our unhinged crazies... By
- 19:54Speaker 2: the way, guys, the floor is open to you, too.
- 19:56Speaker 2: Guys get their revenge, too.
- 19:58Speaker 1: I don't know if I've ever gotten revenge.
- 20:00Speaker 4: So I found out that the guy I was talking to,
- 20:03Speaker 4: he was talking to another girl, and she just kept
- 20:04Speaker 4: going on about how beautiful his hair was. So I
- 20:07Speaker 4: put Nair in his shampoo bottle.
- 20:08Speaker 3: That's one of my favorite stories from you.
- 20:10Speaker 1: That's a good one. Nair. Did it work?
- 20:14Speaker 4: He's bald now, but I think that's hereditary.
- 20:16Speaker 1: He's bald now?
- 20:16Speaker 4: I think that's hereditary.
- 20:17Speaker 1: Sure it is.
- 20:18Speaker 2: It was kick-started by your Nair escapades.
- 20:22Speaker 4: All his hair didn't come out, but it came out
- 20:24Speaker 4: in patches. It was great.
- 20:27Speaker 3: These are just so good.
- 20:30Speaker 1: You know what? I did do something. What did you do?
- 20:32Speaker 1: It was to a girl and a guy. I knew
- 20:34Speaker 1: they were cheating with each other. Again, it goes back
- 20:36Speaker 1: to that restaurant I used to work at, that stupid
- 20:38Speaker 1: Dog and Suds restaurant.
- 20:39Speaker 3: Dog and Suds that doesn't wash dogs.
- 20:42Speaker 1: That doesn't wash dogs. They just serve food. What happened?
- 20:44Speaker 1: I was a shift manager at the Dog and Suds,
- 20:47Speaker 1: and I remember that the girl that I was seeing
- 20:49Speaker 1: was hooking up with the shift manager, Nick. I found
- 20:52Speaker 1: out that they were hooking up, and since I was
- 20:54Speaker 1: a shift manager— I purposely didn't show up and I
- 20:57Speaker 1: locked everything so that they couldn't get back into the building.
- 21:00Speaker 1: So I locked them out of the restaurant and they
- 21:02Speaker 1: couldn't open it. So there's like customers lining up and
- 21:05Speaker 1: I'd lock them out of the restaurant for the entire morning.
- 21:08Speaker 1: It just felt good.
- 21:09Speaker 6: Oopsie.
- 21:10Speaker 3: It just felt good. It just felt so good. I
- 21:12Speaker 3: think you guys' hair fall out.
- 21:13Speaker 4: Rick is like, you can't get into work.
- 21:15Speaker 2: This woman says, I found out he cheated on me
- 21:17Speaker 2: and I acted like I didn't know until later that
- 21:20Speaker 2: night we were playing hangman and I watched his face
- 21:22Speaker 2: as he slowly realized I was spelling out her name.
- 21:26Speaker 3: It was the best thing ever.
- 21:28Speaker 4: Oh, just anticipation. That's awesome.
- 21:31Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, not me, but my mom cut his
- 21:34Speaker 2: pinky off and faked her death for a month.
- 21:36Speaker 6: What?
- 21:37Speaker 7: What?
- 21:38Speaker 4: Wait, I have so many questions after that one.
- 21:40Speaker 1: Cut off a pinky?
- 21:42Speaker 2: After we divorced, I gave every guy who asked for
- 21:44Speaker 2: my number his so that they would call him asking
- 21:46Speaker 2: for me.
- 21:47Speaker 3: These are.
- 21:47Speaker 4: Oh, that's a good one.
- 21:48Speaker 1: These are great ideas for revenge.
- 21:50Speaker 3: Go ahead, y'all call us.
- 21:51Speaker 1: 713-3700-929. 713?
- 21:51Speaker 3: Use his Sawgrass number and then take all of his
- 21:53Speaker 3: bonus points.
- 21:58Speaker 1: That's crazy. That's unhinged.
- 22:03Speaker 6: 713-370-0929.
- 22:04Speaker 1: It's unhinged. What did you do next? It's 93Q, Houston's
- 22:07Speaker 1: country leader. Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica, you know, love can
- 22:10Speaker 1: lead people to do crazy things. Revenge can make people
- 22:14Speaker 1: do even crazier things, I think.
- 22:17Speaker 3: Crazy, crazy.
- 22:18Speaker 2: This all started from a TikTok video that I came
- 22:21Speaker 2: across that said, Can all the crazy girls comment the
- 22:23Speaker 2: most insane thing they've done? Need to know if I'm
- 22:26Speaker 2: chilling or if I should genuinely be institutionalized.
- 22:29Speaker 1: Well, because it's, yeah.
- 22:30Speaker 2: The women did not disappoint in the comment section, and
- 22:33Speaker 2: some men, too, giving us all of the crazy things
- 22:36Speaker 2: that they have done over time, including one woman that
- 22:38Speaker 2: said she kept the sleep number bed app in her
- 22:42Speaker 2: phone and would fold the guy up in the middle
- 22:44Speaker 2: of the night like a pretzel after they had broken up.
- 22:47Speaker 2: Another woman who misted milk through a spray bottle all
- 22:50Speaker 2: over a guy's car.
- 22:51Speaker 3: That's not okay.
- 22:52Speaker 2: Another woman who planted grass seed in a guy's carpet,
- 22:56Speaker 2: watered it, turned the air up, and left town.
- 22:58Speaker 8: Oh.
- 23:00Speaker 3: So he came home to a nice little terrarium.
- 23:03Speaker 1: If you will.
- 23:03Speaker 2: And the list has gone on. I think we don't
- 23:07Speaker 2: have enough time in the day for all you crazies.
- 23:09Speaker 1: We don't, but we have time for you to call
- 23:10Speaker 1: at 713-370-0929. How about you, Michelle?
- 23:15Speaker 4: So my friend and her boyfriend had broken up.
- 23:20Speaker 7: It was a couple years ago.
- 23:22Speaker 9: And she was very angry, so we decided to put sushi.
- 23:26Speaker 1: We went to Kroger, bought some sushi.
- 23:29Speaker 4: Put it in curtain rod spaces, anywhere that you wouldn't.
- 23:32Speaker 7: Know to look while he was out of town.
- 23:36Speaker 4: So when he came home, the house would smell of
- 23:38Speaker 4: sushi and gross.
- 23:39Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
- 23:40Speaker 4: And he would never find it. Because who would think
- 23:42Speaker 4: to look in a curtain rod?
- 23:43Speaker 1: You wouldn't.
- 23:44Speaker 2: That's also some very expensive revenge to get sushi and
- 23:47Speaker 2: place it around the house. You probably could have just
- 23:50Speaker 2: gotten a fish from the river.
- 23:53Speaker 7: It was so worth it, though.
- 23:55Speaker 1: I bet.
- 23:56Speaker 3: Genius, honestly.
- 23:57Speaker 4: Could you imagine that smell right by the window?
- 24:02Speaker 1: Thank you for calling this morning. We'll talk to you tomorrow.
- 24:04Speaker 6: Thank you.
- 24:05Speaker 4: Jay, give us your unhinged revenge story.
- 24:07Speaker 9: So I found out.
- 24:08Speaker 7: My ex was cheating on me.
- 24:10Speaker 10: And what I did was I called her up and
- 24:13Speaker 10: told her to meet us at the hotel where we
- 24:15Speaker 10: always met, you know. And, you know, I had to
- 24:18Speaker 10: get my last one in, you know.
- 24:20Speaker 1: So I got my last one in.
- 24:22Speaker 10: And while she was taking a shower, I took all
- 24:24Speaker 10: her clothes and I left her butt naked.
- 24:26Speaker 4: That's all.
- 24:28Speaker 8: Oh, oh.
- 24:29Speaker 3: Did she at least have a phone to call somebody?
- 24:31Speaker 10: At the time, yes, she certainly did, but... But I
- 24:35Speaker 10: left her bud me.
- 24:37Speaker 1: He's laughing as he's saying that. He's like, I had
- 24:41Speaker 1: to get my last one in. The last one in
- 24:44Speaker 1: got me right here. Killer wild.
- 24:47Speaker 10: Needless to say, it's over.
- 24:49Speaker 1: It's over.
- 24:50Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 24:51Speaker 3: Thanks for clarifying.
- 24:53Speaker 1: That video that you sent, Caitlin, one of the comments said,
- 24:55Speaker 1: this comment section is making me realize I need to
- 24:57Speaker 1: be crazier. Exactly. Welcome to the show this morning, our
- 25:03Speaker 1: friend Elaine. Good morning, Elaine. How are you?
- 25:06Speaker 7: Hey, good morning. I'm doing well.
- 25:07Speaker 6: How are you?
- 25:08Speaker 1: We're all right. So how did you and Paul meet?
- 25:11Speaker 7: Oh, well, it sounds kind of weird, but we met
- 25:13Speaker 7: in like a Facebook comment thread. I know that's strange.
- 25:17Speaker 4: Okay.
- 25:18Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 25:19Speaker 2: It's where you either find the most controversial takes or
- 25:21Speaker 2: the funniest takes.
- 25:22Speaker 1: One of the two, yes.
- 25:23Speaker 6: I know.
- 25:23Speaker 7: It's so strange, but basically we were like helping a
- 25:27Speaker 7: mutual friend find a missing animal, you know, so we
- 25:30Speaker 7: were both commenting on the post. And, you know, we
- 25:33Speaker 7: started like, I think, looking at each other's pages and
- 25:35Speaker 7: eventually that led to some messages. And then, you know,
- 25:38Speaker 7: we decided to meet up. And we've gone on three
- 25:42Speaker 7: dates so far. The first two I thought went really well.
- 25:46Speaker 7: But after this third one, he just has not answered me.
- 25:49Speaker 7: He hasn't called me back. No text, nothing.
- 25:51Speaker 1: What was different about the third date?
- 25:53Speaker 7: Um, well, the first two days were kind of just
- 25:55Speaker 7: like a quick meetup for coffee. Um, and then like,
- 26:00Speaker 7: you know, I think on the second one, we actually
- 26:02Speaker 7: had like a little bit of a bite to eat
- 26:04Speaker 7: between like our busy schedules. And, you know, I have
- 26:06Speaker 7: like a lot going on at the house. I'm going
- 26:08Speaker 7: to be really honest. So I was like really struggling
- 26:10Speaker 7: to find time to meet for the third date. I
- 26:12Speaker 7: really wanted to, though. I just was like, you know, super,
- 26:15Speaker 7: super busy.
- 26:16Speaker 3: What are you, a lot going on at the house?
- 26:18Speaker 3: What do you mean by that?
- 26:18Speaker 2: Are you like doing a renovation or you, do you
- 26:21Speaker 2: work from home and there's a lot going on? You
- 26:23Speaker 2: run a babysitter service? Like what's, what's happening over there?
- 26:26Speaker 7: No, I'm just like, I'm in the middle of a
- 26:27Speaker 7: lot of stuff. I don't really, I don't know. I
- 26:29Speaker 7: don't really want to get into it, but. I'm just
- 26:31Speaker 7: like struggling to find time to meet with him or
- 26:34Speaker 7: like even see friends or anything. So I actually, I
- 26:37Speaker 7: had to cancel twice and I know that that is
- 26:40Speaker 7: not a good look. And then like at one point
- 26:43Speaker 7: he offered to come to the house and I'm, I
- 26:46Speaker 7: was a little worried because I felt like maybe I
- 26:47Speaker 7: sounded a little defensive and And like maybe he got
- 26:50Speaker 7: the impression that like someone's living with me or something.
- 26:53Speaker 7: But like that is not the case. No one's living
- 26:55Speaker 7: with me. I just have a lot going on at home.
- 26:57Speaker 1: Yeah, that would probably put up some red flags for
- 26:59Speaker 1: me as a guy, too. I would think like, do
- 27:01Speaker 1: you think that's why he hasn't called? Because from what
- 27:03Speaker 1: you're telling me, it sounds like you're living with someone
- 27:06Speaker 1: and you don't want him to know about it. Is
- 27:07Speaker 1: that what's going on?
- 27:08Speaker 7: Yes. I promise you that it's nothing like that. I
- 27:13Speaker 7: don't want to get into it on the radio or whatever,
- 27:15Speaker 7: but I did try to tell him at dinner, but
- 27:18Speaker 7: I don't know. I felt uncomfortable.
- 27:19Speaker 2: Something just sounds fishy here because you're saying you're not
- 27:22Speaker 2: living with someone, but you really reiterated that, and then
- 27:25Speaker 2: you're saying there's a lot of things going on at
- 27:26Speaker 2: your house, but you're not letting us know what it is.
- 27:30Speaker 2: You don't have to tell us, but if you were
- 27:31Speaker 2: being this vague with him, I could see why he's
- 27:34Speaker 2: probably not saying anything at all.
- 27:37Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll give him a call and get to the
- 27:40Speaker 1: bottom of why he's not calling you back. Does that
- 27:41Speaker 1: sound good?
- 27:42Speaker 7: Yeah, thanks a lot.
- 27:43Speaker 1: Cool.
- 27:44Speaker 3: We'll do that coming up with Second Date Update.
- 27:46Speaker 1: So Elaine and Paul met in a Facebook comment thread. Interesting.
- 27:50Speaker 1: But they came together, went on a couple mini dates
- 27:52Speaker 1: and kind of a third date. Elaine apparently has a
- 27:55Speaker 1: very busy schedule at home, had to cancel a few times.
- 27:57Speaker 1: She's being kind of dodgy. Is that why he's not
- 28:00Speaker 1: calling her back? Is that the reason? Let's get him
- 28:02Speaker 1: on the phone and find out this morning with Second
- 28:04Speaker 1: Date Update.
- 28:07Speaker 6: Hello.
- 28:07Speaker 1: Hey, this is Paul.
- 28:09Speaker 6: It is.
- 28:09Speaker 1: Paul, it's Riggs and Caitlin and Erica from the 93Q
- 28:13Speaker 1: Morning Show here in Houston.
- 28:14Speaker 5: Okay. What do you guys call me for?
- 28:18Speaker 2: Well, we're calling you because we know someone that really
- 28:20Speaker 2: likes you and wants to go on a date with you.
- 28:22Speaker 2: And if you're cool for it, we're going to pay
- 28:24Speaker 2: for the whole thing. And you already know this person.
- 28:26Speaker 4: Who is it?
- 28:27Speaker 1: Well, her name is Elaine. It's someone you've been out
- 28:30Speaker 1: with before. And she's, I guess you've been out with
- 28:32Speaker 1: a couple of times, actually. She said that she's kind
- 28:34Speaker 1: of worried why you're not calling her. She thinks that
- 28:36Speaker 1: it's because you think she's living with someone. Is that
- 28:39Speaker 1: why you're not calling her back?
- 28:40Speaker 2: It's already a lot to unpack.
- 28:41Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 28:44Speaker 5: Yeah, actually, that's 100% why I haven't called her back.
- 28:50Speaker 5: But it doesn't really have anything to do with the
- 28:52Speaker 5: person living with her. So, I mean, during our final,
- 28:58Speaker 5: you know, last date we got together, she actually told
- 29:01Speaker 5: me she... She fosters and adopts animals and is living
- 29:07Speaker 5: with 11 cats.
- 29:09Speaker 1: With what now?
- 29:09Speaker 5: 11.
- 29:09Speaker 6: 11.
- 29:10Speaker 5: 11 cats. 11 cats. 11 cats.
- 29:12Speaker 10: Oh, no, no.
- 29:14Speaker 5: And look, look. I mean, guys, come on. I mean,
- 29:17Speaker 5: it's like, look, she has a big heart. I mean,
- 29:19Speaker 5: I like that she's trying to help animals, but that
- 29:21Speaker 5: is just.
- 29:22Speaker 2: It's a lot of litter boxes and cat hair and food.
- 29:25Speaker 5: It's not my speed. I don't like cats. I think
- 29:29Speaker 5: they're kind of evil. I've never gotten along with them.
- 29:32Speaker 5: There was this one as a kid that used to
- 29:34Speaker 5: bite and scratch the hell out of me. I'm just
- 29:37Speaker 5: not I'm not a cat person. Like my dad was
- 29:40Speaker 5: allergic growing up.
- 29:41Speaker 3: Are you a dog person then?
- 29:42Speaker 2: Because she said that y'all met in like a comment
- 29:45Speaker 2: section about an animal needing to be fostered or something
- 29:48Speaker 2: like that.
- 29:49Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 29:49Speaker 5: I mean, I, I like animals. I just don't like
- 29:52Speaker 5: cats really. And yeah, I mean, I like dogs, but
- 29:54Speaker 5: just cats are not my jam. It's just like, I
- 29:57Speaker 5: just growing up was just never, it was never like
- 30:00Speaker 5: a good experience and just.
- 30:01Speaker 1: Did you tell her that this is why you weren't
- 30:03Speaker 1: calling her back because she had 11 cats in her house?
- 30:06Speaker 5: So, I mean, I didn't have time because she got
- 30:09Speaker 5: a call and she had to leave early to go
- 30:11Speaker 5: foster another cat that a friend of hers found like
- 30:15Speaker 5: on the street or something. And look, I mean, look,
- 30:19Speaker 5: I respect what she does, but I just that's not
- 30:22Speaker 5: kind of like the scene or the world that I want.
- 30:24Speaker 5: kind of be hanging out and look like all these,
- 30:26Speaker 5: you know, felines, like in the, in the, in the
- 30:28Speaker 5: living room, like looking at me, you know, it's like
- 30:30Speaker 5: every move I make, you know, I'm thinking they're going
- 30:32Speaker 5: to lunge on me or something, you know? I mean,
- 30:35Speaker 5: I don't know. I just I don't know. It's not
- 30:37Speaker 5: really my thing.
- 30:38Speaker 2: And all of this came out on the third date.
- 30:40Speaker 2: Y'all had gone on a couple of dates and y'all
- 30:41Speaker 2: never really talked about the amount of cats. It wasn't
- 30:44Speaker 2: until this third date you realized.
- 30:46Speaker 5: Well, we went out a few times before that. I mean,
- 30:48Speaker 5: she mentioned that she was into rescuing cats. But the
- 30:51Speaker 5: extent of it, like the proximity of everything, the masses
- 30:58Speaker 5: of everything was not revealed until the last date.
- 31:00Speaker 1: Well, we've got Elaine on the phone and she's been
- 31:03Speaker 1: listening in. So we're going to bring her on the line. Elaine,
- 31:05Speaker 1: are you there? Gosh.
- 31:07Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 31:07Speaker 7: I mean, look, like I'm sorry for leaving so abruptly,
- 31:11Speaker 7: but like I'm telling you, like this is not something
- 31:14Speaker 7: that's like a forever plan for me. You know, like
- 31:16Speaker 7: I plan to rehome every single one of these cats
- 31:18Speaker 7: in the next few years.
- 31:20Speaker 5: Look, I mean. So Elaine, I just, I think you're
- 31:23Speaker 5: a great person, but I don't want to date someone
- 31:25Speaker 5: who lives in a humane society. And I think it's just,
- 31:27Speaker 5: I think it's kind of, I've always been kind of
- 31:29Speaker 5: very clean freak, germaphobic kind of guy. And I just
- 31:32Speaker 5: feel like it's kind of like an unsanitary way to live.
- 31:35Speaker 5: And look, I respect that. your big heart and, but
- 31:39Speaker 5: there's no way like I could do another date. I mean,
- 31:43Speaker 5: it's just, I don't want to waste your time or
- 31:45Speaker 5: my time. I just, I can't do the cat thing,
- 31:47Speaker 5: especially 11. What now?
- 31:49Speaker 6: 12 cats.
- 31:49Speaker 5: I mean, do you have any more since the one
- 31:51Speaker 5: you had to go run off and, you know, help?
- 31:53Speaker 10: I mean, it's just, I'm sorry.
- 31:54Speaker 7: Hold on one sec. Can you just hold on? Cause
- 31:56Speaker 7: I have another call and it's my friend who's coming
- 31:58Speaker 7: over with like a litter of kittens.
- 32:00Speaker 4: What?
- 32:01Speaker 3: Is that a joke? More cats?
- 32:04Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.
- 32:05Speaker 1: It's just like, Well, I think she hung up, actually.
- 32:08Speaker 1: She's not there. You guys see what I mean, though?
- 32:10Speaker 5: It's too much.
- 32:12Speaker 2: 11 cats is a lot, and now we're adding a
- 32:14Speaker 2: litter of kittens to the cats.
- 32:15Speaker 1: That woman loves cats. This really is too much. So
- 32:18Speaker 1: I'm going to go out and say probably not going
- 32:20Speaker 1: to be any more dates between you two.
- 32:22Speaker 5: No, there's not. I mean, I'm just going to be
- 32:23Speaker 5: up front with that. There's not. We're through and through.
- 32:26Speaker 5: Null and void.
- 32:27Speaker 1: Not meow, not ever.
- 32:28Speaker 2: Wow.
- 32:30Speaker 1: It's the dingus.
- 32:31Speaker 8: Yeah, dingus.
- 32:32Speaker 1: It's the dingus of the day. Something stupid. This guy's
- 32:43Speaker 1: been arrested multiple times for doing the same thing. Welcome
- 32:47Speaker 1: to the bizarre world of the alleged serial butt sniffer.
- 32:51Speaker 4: Oh, they're going to say Tiger Woods.
- 32:53Speaker 1: No. Kind of.
- 32:56Speaker 4: Wait, this guy's sniffing booties?
- 32:58Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 32:58Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh. Where?
- 32:59Speaker 1: Why? He's out of California. He's a 39-year-old. He's a
- 33:02Speaker 1: registered sex offender. He's been arrested again after police say
- 33:05Speaker 1: he was caught crouching behind women and allegedly sniffing their behinds.
- 33:08Speaker 3: Where was this happening?
- 33:10Speaker 1: It was a discount store in Glendale after witnesses reported
- 33:14Speaker 1: seeing him crouching down and getting unusually close to women's behinds.
- 33:17Speaker 3: God, that could have been me. I love a good
- 33:19Speaker 3: discount store.
- 33:20Speaker 1: Store manager says, this is the third time. You didn't
- 33:22Speaker 1: even notice. The third time they've seen this guy.
- 33:25Speaker 4: Either she drinks one of her energy drinks.
- 33:30Speaker 1: Better be careful back over there. Yeah, careful back there.
- 33:33Speaker 1: You better watch it, pal. Here they are talking about him.
- 33:35Speaker 1: He's harmless, but it's a weird fetish.
- 33:37Speaker 5: Crouching down like he normally would, and he'll just look
- 33:40Speaker 5: around and then just try to take the chance to
- 33:43Speaker 5: sniff any woman's butt.
- 33:44Speaker 1: First time I caught him, I was like, what is
- 33:46Speaker 1: this guy doing? He looks creepy. If you want to
- 33:48Speaker 1: sniff butt, you can do a sniff somewhere else.
- 33:50Speaker 2: If you want to sniff butt, you can sniff somewhere else.
- 33:53Speaker 1: He's just happened at a Walgreens, a Nordstrom Rack, a Walmart,
- 33:56Speaker 1: a Barnes & Noble, and now apparently he's also.
- 34:00Speaker 3: In the discount stores.
- 34:01Speaker 1: In the discount store, yeah.
- 34:02Speaker 6: Man.
- 34:03Speaker 1: He said that he was tying his shoes. Sure he was. Sir,
- 34:07Speaker 1: if tying your shoes involves the police report, you might
- 34:11Speaker 1: want to buy Velcro shoes, dude. Come on now. He
- 34:13Speaker 1: was already on parole for these previous incidents. Tying his shoes.
- 34:17Speaker 1: It's a wild, wild excuse, right?
- 34:19Speaker 2: Wait, is he on parole right now or he was
- 34:21Speaker 2: on parole at the time of the rogue sniffing?
- 34:24Speaker 1: Here's the problem. They keep letting him out because technically
- 34:27Speaker 1: just the act of sniffing isn't. He's just smelling. He's
- 34:29Speaker 1: not touching.
- 34:30Speaker 6: He's just smelling.
- 34:30Speaker 1: It's just weird at this point.
- 34:32Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, it reminds me of like, I'm not
- 34:34Speaker 3: touching you.
- 34:34Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 34:35Speaker 4: Pointing at your eyeball. I'm not touching you.
- 34:38Speaker 1: But you're sniffing me. Stand back.
- 34:41Speaker 2: I'm going to get hit with some of that stanky stank.
- 34:44Speaker 1: I just ate a whole plate of cabbage, sir. You
- 34:46Speaker 1: may not want to be back there.
- 34:47Speaker 4: And beans.
- 34:48Speaker 1: And beans. The musical fruit.
- 34:50Speaker 3: He's like, all right, I'm coming for more.
- 34:52Speaker 1: That's my kind of woman. Riggs, Caitlin and Erica present
- 34:57Speaker 1: the Rico Report. What's trending in Houston and beyond?
- 35:01Speaker 4: Well, yesterday, Miley Cyrus dropped Cyrus from everything and she's
- 35:04Speaker 4: just Miley now. She's going to stay like that forever.
- 35:08Speaker 4: So what does Billy Ray have to say about it?
- 35:09Speaker 4: I'll let you know in just a second. First, this
- 35:11Speaker 4: is kind of a funny story only because of the outcome.
- 35:16Speaker 4: So Tiger Woods struck a plea deal. with his DUI
- 35:19Speaker 4: case and lost his license for five years. Five whole
- 35:22Speaker 4: years he cannot drive in any way, shape, or form.
- 35:26Speaker 4: So the question is, what about golf carts? In a
- 35:30Speaker 4: lot of states, it does require registration rules, right? So
- 35:35Speaker 4: for instance, Florida doesn't because they're Florida.
- 35:38Speaker 1: They just don't care.
- 35:39Speaker 4: They're like, there's two-year-olds driving golf carts. What do you want?
- 35:41Speaker 1: It's the wild west.
- 35:42Speaker 4: But in a lot of states... It does require a
- 35:45Speaker 4: lot of registration and paperwork. He cannot drive in those states.
- 35:48Speaker 4: So at the golf course, he cannot drive.
- 35:49Speaker 1: I think they're just doing this so if he tries
- 35:51Speaker 1: to go to a golf course, they're like, hold on,
- 35:53Speaker 1: we saw the news. We don't think so, buddy. Because
- 35:56Speaker 1: he could go to a golf course and be.
- 35:57Speaker 8: Like, what?
- 35:57Speaker 1: I'm Tiger Woods. Let me drive a cart.
- 35:59Speaker 6: No.
- 36:00Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 36:00Speaker 2: The man just shouldn't be. We have brought this point
- 36:03Speaker 2: up several times. You're Tiger Woods. Pay for a.
- 36:05Speaker 3: Driver, my guy.
- 36:06Speaker 4: You have the money, dude.
- 36:07Speaker 6: Yes.
- 36:07Speaker 1: Hire someone.
- 36:08Speaker 4: Quit playing around. Okay, so Dollywood is going to introduce
- 36:12Speaker 4: a new character next year called the Dream Maker in
- 36:15Speaker 4: honor of Dolly Parton. Also, we are going to find
- 36:20Speaker 4: whoever vandalized her Hollywood Walk of Fame star, and we
- 36:24Speaker 4: are going to stalk you.
- 36:26Speaker 1: Tie them up by their toenails. String them up by
- 36:28Speaker 1: their feet.
- 36:29Speaker 4: It will be fixed by tomorrow. They promise they're going
- 36:31Speaker 4: to fix it by tomorrow.
- 36:32Speaker 3: They still haven't fixed it?
- 36:33Speaker 7: No.
- 36:34Speaker 3: You get out there that day. Immediately.
- 36:37Speaker 1: They should have backups of all of those stars and just...
- 36:40Speaker 1: Real quick.
- 36:40Speaker 4: Who would do that?
- 36:42Speaker 1: A deprived person.
- 36:43Speaker 6: Anyway.
- 36:44Speaker 3: A madman. I want to know the Miley Cyrus drama.
- 36:46Speaker 4: So she dropped her last name, professionally speaking, not legally, obviously.
- 36:51Speaker 4: So all her Instagram, all her social is Miley. And
- 36:54Speaker 4: she says, it's going to be like that forever. I'm
- 36:56Speaker 4: dropping Cyrus. And so everyone's like, oh, my God. Because
- 36:58Speaker 4: her and her dad are always fighting.
- 37:00Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 37:00Speaker 4: They've had a tumultuous relationship for quite a while. So
- 37:03Speaker 4: then he posted on Instagram and says, and I quote,
- 37:07Speaker 4: Family means more than ever now. I always called my
- 37:10Speaker 4: little girl Miley just Miley. Like, just like I always
- 37:15Speaker 4: called my little boy Brayson. Bet you didn't know I
- 37:18Speaker 4: was just Cyrus before Achy Breaky Heart came out in 92.
- 37:22Speaker 4: What else would you call your kids?
- 37:24Speaker 3: Hi, Miley Cyrus.
- 37:26Speaker 6: What?
- 37:27Speaker 2: I think in a weird way, like, he's trying to
- 37:29Speaker 2: be supportive of whatever decision she's making.
- 37:33Speaker 4: He's trying to say, like, she's going to be huge,
- 37:35Speaker 4: you know, like Dolly, like a Cher, like an Elvis,
- 37:37Speaker 4: like a Prince.
- 37:38Speaker 3: Is that why she's doing it?
- 37:40Speaker 2: Is it because she wanted to separate herself from her
- 37:42Speaker 2: dad or is it because she's wanting to do the whole, like, Madonna, Cher?
- 37:46Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 37:47Speaker 4: She doesn't say.
- 37:48Speaker 1: Interesting. All the great ones only use one name. Cher, Oprah.
- 37:52Speaker 4: But he came out immediately because everybody was speculating, and
- 37:54Speaker 4: he's like, hey, hey, hey, it's not because of me.
- 37:58Speaker 4: I think it's great.