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BONUS EPISODE: Warning - This story could give you the Squirmies · Matt and Alex

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  S1: Bonus. Bonus episode. The big.
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  S2: Bonus episode.
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  S3: Bonus means extra Matt and Alex bonus episode.
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  S4: Oh! Get I, you sicko.
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  S5: Yeah you love and welcome to another Matt and Alex
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  S5: bonus episode. Are these pop up very infrequently? Um, when
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  S5: something a little bit, a little bit too gross for
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  S5: our normal podcast pops up and we don't want to
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  S5: hit the, uh, the normal, respectable human beings, um, with
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  S5: the disgusting content. And so we leave it with a
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  S5: warning for people like you.
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  S4: Well, look, and I should say that that when it
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  S4: comes to the medical realm, I mean, I it is
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  S4: a really personal thing that I get a little bit. Yeah. Uh,
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  S4: eked out about it, you know what I mean? Like,
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  S4: you know, the meme. I'm sure if you showed that
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  S4: meme to a dentist, the infamous meme that we're talking about,
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  S4: they would be like, well, that's my that's that's Tuesday.
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  S4: Do you know what I mean? They just wouldn't care
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  S4: at all. And it's like.
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  S5: So it's like, but I feel that was worse than
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  S5: what you're about to see. But what you are about
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  S5: to hear is a pretty incredible story. Um, we'll let
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  S5: our past selves introduce it for you, but, um, it
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  S5: was it was pretty good. It was pretty great. I
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  S5: wasn't I wasn't too bad with it. I thought it was, uh,
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  S5: quite incredible. Matt, you, uh, been thinking about it ever since, and, uh. Yeah.
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  S5: Just give it that real shiver up your spine. So
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  S5: here it is, presented for you with full disclosure that
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  S5: some listeners may get the squirms. Now, Matt, it was
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  S5: a few weeks ago now. I introduced you to my
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  S5: pride and joy, my son. I mean, you tell us
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  S5: about your 15 month old quite a bit on the show. Um,
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  S5: I only get to mention my pride and joy. Uh,
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  S5: a little early. A little bit. Um, it's the extremely
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  S5: long eyebrow hair that I have that have been cultivating
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  S5: for a little while, at least three times longer than
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  S5: my other hairs, uh, twirling through the brow like a
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  S5: like a young, majestic, um, Ryan Reynolds, I actually think
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  S5: it looks like you, but it's been really good. I
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  S5: call him Ryan.
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  S4: Yeah, yeah. Fair enough.
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  S5: Right, right. Um, so it's right. Right above my eye.
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  S4: Um, so. No, no.
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  S5: So the, uh, love him going. Just going strong. But
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  S5: I thought the talkback was over. When have you found
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  S5: a random long hair? Because we've got had people in touch.
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  S5: There was, um, you know, some random, you know, nipple
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  S5: hairs that were in the mix. Um, and a hair.
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  S4: I remember all over the place. I saw one on Instagram.
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  S4: Someone sent me a very long ear hair not coming
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  S4: out of a mole or anything, just from the sort
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  S4: of top, the top part of the ear. And look, um, I,
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  S4: I thought it was over too, but that's the beauty
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  S4: of all day breakfast. Uh, we we can come out
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  S4: of hibernation, talk back, and come out of hibernation at
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  S4: any moment. And it's really up to you to get
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  S4: in touch with us. So if you're listening in the future. Right. Um,
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  S4: and it doesn't matter if it's, you know, four years
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  S4: from now and you think, oh, I can relate to that.
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  S4: Hit us up at Matt Dunham. Alex on Instagram. If
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  S4: Instagram still around for years, and it hasn't been banned
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  S4: by the government for leaking to the Chinese.
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  S5: But well, well, you can head to our discord if
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  S5: that's still a thing as well. And uh, you see
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  S5: all our past talkbacks have a read of of a
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  S5: few of them, add your own. Love it. And we've
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  S5: actually got Ellie from Canberra who's got in touch with us. Gidday. Ellie.
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  S6: Yeah. Hey, how are you doing?
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  S4: Great. Thanks, Ellie. Now, you, uh, you connected with our
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  S4: long hair talk back. So, uh, so what what sparked
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  S4: a memory for you?
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  S6: Yeah. So I was a bit late to the podcast.
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  S6: I'm still catching up, and, um. Yeah, I just. I
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  S6: don't have any cool long hair stories for myself, unfortunately. Um,
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  S6: but I do have a story from back in the
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  S6: days before we had this sort of progressive, um, long hair,
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  S6: body confident stuff. So, um, so, so I had a
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  S6: friend back in the university days as my sister's friend,
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  S6: so about ten years ago, and, um, she is having
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  S6: a shower. And when she got out of the shower, um,
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  S6: she was doing a bit of, you know, check over
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  S6: and doing a bit of grooming and that sort of thing. And, uh,
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  S6: she found a quite a thin hair, but, um, poking
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  S6: out of her nipple. And so, you know, um, a
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  S6: bit embarrassed by it. So she decides to pluck it out.
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  S6: So she gets the tweezers and she she yanks on
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  S6: that one pretty hard. And, um, next thing she knows,
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  S6: she's passed out on the bathroom floor and her mum's
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  S6: calling the ambulance. Um, yeah. And, uh, yeah, it turns
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  S6: out that it wasn't a hair. It was a nerve
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  S6: ending sticking out of her nipple. And so. Yeah. Oh, what? Yeah.
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  S6: How young? Tried on that one. And the pain being
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  S6: so excruciating. She's just passed out. No. Yeah.
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  S5: Since when did nerve endings come out of the skin?
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  S4: Does that happen?
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  S6: Yeah. Well, you know, there's always the exception to the rule.
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  S6: And I think just back in those days, you know,
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  S6: you didn't want. You got happy about hairs coming out
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  S6: of your nipples? So, um.
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  S5: Even a small one. Oh my goodness. Well, I mean,
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  S5: the nipple is an erogenous zone, so it makes sense,
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  S5: but that's where the nerve endings would be.
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  S4: You have extremely sensitive nipples. It means, you know, the
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  S4: nerve endings are quite, you know, close to the. And
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  S4: if there's been grazing or something, maybe there that it
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  S4: could happen, I think, I don't know.
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  S5: Ah so no no no no. How do you fix
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  S5: a plucked nerve ending.
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  S6: Well I just and then obviously her mum comes into
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  S6: the bathroom, finds her naked, sprawled out on the floor,
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  S6: unconscious from. Oh my God, yeah. Oh my.
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  S4: God.
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  S5: Are you okay? Go to the hospital. And they gave
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  S5: the painkiller. How do you fix that?
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  S6: Ah, I think it is just a matter of time.
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  S6: And you know like I say, maybe some painkillers. And
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  S6: I think more that they were a bit worried about what?
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  S6: Why she suddenly collapsed. So they come and said, well,
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  S6: what were you doing right before it happened and and that. Yeah.
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  S7: Oh, well.
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  S4: And like, everything's, everything's okay with her, right. Like, uh, nothing,
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  S4: nothing bad has happened since then.
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  S6: No, no. She's fine. Oh. She's survived.
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  S4: Oh, I'll tell you what, Ellie. That was a roller
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  S4: coaster ride that I did not expect to be taking
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  S4: this early.
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  S5: Yes, and it is. If anything, it is hard evidence
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  S5: that you should just let your long, random hairs cultivate
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  S5: and grow and be themselves. Treat them nicely.
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  S4: Maybe get them checked out.
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  S7: As well.
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  S6: Yeah, exactly. It's a good lesson for hair confidence and positivity.
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  S7: Oh, it's a hell of a.
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  S4: Lesson, Ellie. All right. Thank you very much. See you later.
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  S6: Bye. That's it.
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