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- 0:01Welcome to Deadlock! It's me, Omnistar! And I'm
- 0:06joined by the extremely verbose Yarn. And apparently
- 0:14I'm ascending to a new level of Super Saiyan.
- 0:17But a new patch has come. Technically, I think
- 0:20that's what they're called right when they release
- 0:21a character. But we're stewing in the major update.
- 0:25There's Red King and Baba. And a lot has happened.
- 0:29So let's jump into it! Get in the van! Today's
- 0:58date is the 7th of October, 2026, and there's
- 1:03a lot to talk about. I think you have some thoughts
- 1:06about one Rat King. Rat King? He's the king of
- 1:12the rats. Should he have been voiced by Theo
- 1:17Von? We're not sure. I think that... You mentioned
- 1:26this the other day, we were talking. He feels
- 1:29maybe like he almost is not a character from
- 1:32this game, which is interesting. How do you feel
- 1:36about that? Do you feel like that I'm... Because
- 1:37I still feel that way when I play him and see
- 1:39him. He feels like he's from a different game.
- 1:42I feel like and I said this to you at the time,
- 1:45but I feel like he feels to me like an easier
- 1:51warden in some ways less CC, but just that kind
- 1:54of like gun tank archetype. Yeah. What about
- 1:57the way he looks? Let's let's I fucking love
- 2:00the way if we're talking about yeah, if it's
- 2:01character design, I feel like he's like one of
- 2:03the most interesting characters. And you mentioned
- 2:07that you thought he's too big. I feel like that
- 2:10I wonder if maybe the model was smaller when
- 2:12they started making him and now it's bigger because
- 2:14they were like, he has to be huge or else he's
- 2:17too tanky. You know what I mean? Dude, he's so
- 2:19big. He takes up like a whole like third of the
- 2:22screen, it feels like. And he towers over even
- 2:25like Abrams, which is insane. Like I and then
- 2:28his cape like obscures so much. I think if they
- 2:30like there's almost a part of me that's like
- 2:32I want a mod that just gets rid of the cape.
- 2:34And then I'd be okay. You know what I mean? The
- 2:36capes fucking huge. Yeah, in the screen. I think
- 2:40a lot of people would like the field of view
- 2:42on the game to be a little wider than 90. You
- 2:45can put it in with like, command, whatever, but
- 2:49I have not gone that deep. So I mean, I like
- 2:54in terms of I think to be clear, I think he looks
- 2:56cool. And I think his abilities are cool. I like
- 2:58him as a character. I just there's something
- 3:00about the way he looks that doesn't It breaks
- 3:02convention with some of the other animalistic
- 3:04characters in the game. But also, like, who knows?
- 3:06They might change those characters later on.
- 3:08But he feels like from he feels like I'm watching
- 3:11like a character ripped out of like a old school,
- 3:13like animated, you know, 90s movie or something
- 3:15about like the rats control New York or something,
- 3:19which is both fun and at the same time feels
- 3:21very different. You know, I mean, I just. fucking
- 3:25love how much they're leaning into the like New
- 3:28York aspect of all of it. Lore wise, I think
- 3:32it's very, very cool. You know, they just make
- 3:35up words Ratania and all of a sudden this is
- 3:37like a new part of the lore, right? It is interesting,
- 3:42though, in terms of what sort of anthropomorphized
- 3:48characters actually live in this world, because
- 3:50up till now, I thought it was mostly just like.
- 3:53Billy seems to have changed his head into a goat
- 3:57magically, so he's not a goat person. Yeah, something
- 3:59like that. And I don't even know what Rem is.
- 4:02Like, I haven't looked into it too deeply. But
- 4:04now it's like there are anthropomorphized rats.
- 4:08And I mean, we're getting into the goofy sort
- 4:10of Pluto situation. If you guys aren't aware,
- 4:13you know, the goofy Pluto thing. So Goofy is
- 4:18a dog and Pluto is also a dog. Is that what you're
- 4:20talking about? Yes, and one of them is anthropomorphized
- 4:22So now we're getting into like there's regular
- 4:24rats and there's a rat king who's like a guy,
- 4:27right? So it's yeah, we haven't I haven't we
- 4:29try not to look at the lore So we save it for
- 4:31the lore section when we like we're surprised
- 4:33by it or whatever But I'm sure there's a reason
- 4:34why he's bigger than most other rats Just the
- 4:37same reason with like Moe from Moe and Krill,
- 4:39right? He's a giant man Yeah, I guess he's anthropomorphized
- 4:43too. Yeah. Yeah, but he might be from like a
- 4:45race of mole men. Who knows? The more I'm thinking
- 4:47about it, the more I'm realizing that there's
- 4:49actually a ton of because there's also Viper.
- 4:51And there's also like, who else? Anyway, so maybe
- 4:55being anthropomorphized, but like, are there
- 4:57regular snakes, too? Or is it all just like snake
- 4:59people? I mean, I have a feeling that all the
- 5:02characters in this game are explicitly exceptional.
- 5:05It's more just that I like I think that there's
- 5:07something about the way that the level of detail
- 5:10he has and stuff like that just feels a little
- 5:12bit. But I also think it's mostly the size. I
- 5:14think that there's something about the size of
- 5:15him that feels Gargantuan right like yeah, just
- 5:19so unbelievably big The The other thing I was
- 5:24gonna say is that you know, obviously we have
- 5:27The and what I think is a complete different
- 5:29feeling as Baba is out and Baba to me could not
- 5:33feel more Like she fits in the game, right? It's
- 5:35like you're talking about New York stuff and
- 5:37all that but she's like it feels like such a
- 5:39Classic Deadline character already even after
- 5:41coming up for one day Yeah, and one question
- 5:45I had for you because I didn't play much Dota
- 5:48or League was that is Baba similar to any Dota
- 5:53or League characters in terms of like her stealing
- 5:56spirit power and kind of leading people back
- 5:59into little like melee traps? There's definitely
- 6:01a combination of characters that are similar
- 6:04here. Like I think that there's definitely it's
- 6:07I would say I think her I think it all plays
- 6:09very differently in a third person or like, you
- 6:12know, like kind of over the shoulder feeling
- 6:14because her spirit steal, her one is very unique.
- 6:18It shoots out in the line. It runs across the
- 6:20floor and anyone that touches it like that's
- 6:22totally unique, I think, to this game. I don't
- 6:24think I can think of another character that does
- 6:25that. There are characters that passively or
- 6:27actively steal spirit power, you know, mystic
- 6:31or whatever you want to call it. the depending
- 6:35what game you're in, but the I mean she gets
- 6:37spirit sap for free and like more powerful right
- 6:40and and I don't know about you if I'm in lane
- 6:42and I'm Mina I'm you know any of these like maybe
- 6:47Calico Apollo if somebody has spirit sap on you
- 6:50you're like you just god damn it like great and
- 6:55by the way like the the long legs thing with
- 6:58the melee like that's that all feels very unique
- 7:00and different like there might be characters
- 7:02that have like ground pounds and things like
- 7:04that. But like it just playing it in deadlock
- 7:06and in this type of like viewpoint and you know,
- 7:09is just so different than it. To me, this feels
- 7:11like a very original character in a lot of ways.
- 7:14Yeah, sure. I'm also I'm kind of wondering for
- 7:16the listeners to like, if they would want us
- 7:19to go through Yeah, the kids, the kids, they
- 7:22want us to go through all of the abilities because
- 7:24like we're talking about long legs right now.
- 7:26It's like, for somebody who hasn't played in
- 7:28like a week or whatever, that probably just sounds
- 7:29insane. But like, she looks on her bed, Baba
- 7:34rides around on a bench and the wrought iron
- 7:36legs actually grow to like twice their size and
- 7:40you get a big speed boost, you get a jump boost.
- 7:43You can kind of do that Baptiste thing from Overwatch
- 7:46where you hold crouch and then like, boy, boying
- 7:50like bounce into the air and then you get like
- 7:52a big ground pound a la Mario. I mean, her heavy
- 7:56melee is just changed into literally you automatically
- 7:59fly up into the air and smash on the ground just
- 8:01by holding heavy melee, which is sick. And then
- 8:03the movement tech that I've already seen people
- 8:05doing with her is insane. Like she's on that
- 8:09character. Melee build right away. Get it done.
- 8:11Stat. Get it. Get me pictures of Baba with a
- 8:14melee build right now. Get Peter Parker in here.
- 8:18Parker. But I was just blown away that Baba made
- 8:21it in as the second character. Like everyone
- 8:23knew Rat King was coming. And I'm almost like,
- 8:26I almost wonder what streamers or like what affiliation
- 8:30of streamers like number of streamers were pulling
- 8:33for Baba because I'm like, it's just interesting.
- 8:36She's an interesting character design for sure.
- 8:38And you mentioned this before, like, she's more
- 8:40interesting than like most of the other characters.
- 8:43But I still thought people would be like, No,
- 8:45dude, I want a cool guy. That's why I thought
- 8:47for sure dead man Danny or Solomon was next.
- 8:50My favorite, my favorite meme that came out after
- 8:53she was picked was like, of course, the goon
- 8:55slop character one. Yeah. I mean, like Rat King
- 9:01was inevitable, but like I said, I the other
- 9:03day I called out, I was like, I called you and
- 9:05I was like, like, is Baba out yet or whatever?
- 9:07And you're like, well, they haven't announced
- 9:08what character it was. And then it ended up being
- 9:10Baba. But I think I might have I was just subconsciously
- 9:13going off of the voting badges that you see at
- 9:14the end, where I was like, there's a lot of Baba
- 9:16here and my own, you know, bias of being pro
- 9:20Baba. have voted for no one but Solomon and that's
- 9:25also because I've gotten into chess recently
- 9:27and I just am interested and I'm curious what
- 9:30his whole thing is gonna be somebody was making
- 9:32the joke that his alt will just be a game of
- 9:34bullet chess which would be fucking great but
- 9:37that's very unlikely my real -life son has recently
- 9:40gotten the chess he's a single digits age and
- 9:44he they have a chess club at their school and
- 9:46he calls it chest So he says, Dad, I'm into chests.
- 9:49And I'm like, yeah, me too, son. Me too. Hell
- 9:53yeah, brother. High five, kid. Get in here. Black,
- 9:58white, doesn't matter. I like them all. Yeah.
- 10:02The I also would say I told you this earlier,
- 10:05but I said I'd save it for this conversation
- 10:07is that. There is I'm sure in the 10 ,000 voice
- 10:11lines for everyone that they added that there's
- 10:12like all kinds of spoilers and you know people
- 10:14alluding to new characters, but there's a interaction
- 10:17with Billy and Baba where they ask you know Billy's
- 10:19like oh I can't believe I'm meeting the you know
- 10:22Central Park pigeon lady. This is crazy and Baba's
- 10:24like oh, you're so sweet Is that what they call
- 10:26me and he's like yeah, you're a legend. He's
- 10:29like hey is the Is the crazy guy with the like
- 10:32the doomsday guy out here who yells in the middle
- 10:34of the street and she goes, oh, Jerry, he better
- 10:36not be here. Yeah. And they like kind of allude
- 10:39to like, he's like, well, that'd be sick if he
- 10:41was. And he's like, well, for his sake, he better
- 10:43not ever show his face to me. I was like, damn,
- 10:46dude, if they have the crazy doomsday homeless
- 10:48guy on the street, like as a character in this
- 10:50game, that'd be sick. Dude, they better. That'd
- 10:54be amazing. In Boston, what was he called, like
- 10:57Screaming Phil or what? I can't remember this
- 10:59guy. There was this guy, there was a guy who
- 11:01used to hang around Park Street and go like,
- 11:04spare any change, spare any change. So like everybody
- 11:09knows him that would walk around Boston Common
- 11:11for any reason. There's a dude, there's a one
- 11:13of the cities I lived in, there was a guy who
- 11:15literally would just start talking to you explicitly
- 11:17when you went up to the, like if you cross the
- 11:20street, he'd be like, are you having a good day?
- 11:23Are you worried about the Lord and the end of
- 11:25the world? It's coming. And he'd like look at
- 11:27you and point at you and he'd comment. on the
- 11:30specific food you were eating or whatever you
- 11:32were drinking, and be like, is that a delicious
- 11:33sandwich? Is something about that level of intimacy
- 11:37with someone like that? You're like, I just would
- 11:39go around the block to avoid him, because I didn't
- 11:41want to interact with that. Yeah. He's basically
- 11:44doing crowd work. He's just taking you with the
- 11:47Patriots hat. You look like a blue collar guy.
- 11:50What's your name, Jeff? And then he goes into
- 11:52his regular material. The world's going to end.
- 11:58The by the way, I just wanted to take a moment
- 12:01to say that we've gotten a lot of people listening
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- 12:24if you want to say anything about that YouTube
- 12:26discord only fans everywhere. Yeah, wait I Said
- 12:33something I posted something on tik -tok that
- 12:35got taken down and it was a clip of us talking
- 12:37about Baba's huge slang Baba Yeah, and it ticked
- 12:41off took it down But the text said if you make
- 12:44this into fan art this audio clip, I'll send
- 12:46you a picture of my feet painted blue And none
- 12:50of that got through the filter so No one probably
- 12:53said that. Well, for your children's sake, I'm
- 12:56glad it didn't get through. Hey, you know what?
- 12:58There's nothing wrong with a nice pair of blue
- 13:00painted feet. And I would do it. I was going
- 13:02to fully commit. And also, there's no way your
- 13:05kids are on TikTok. So that's another good thing.
- 13:07Thank God. I mean, our children are on TikTok.
- 13:10The kids spread arms and gestures widely. The
- 13:13children, the kids. Your children, your heinous
- 13:17little dolls you keep in that room of blocks.
- 13:20Gross. Don't mention that on air, please. I have
- 13:23no problem playing with dolls, but I've seen
- 13:24those things. They have human eyes. Like a doll's
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- 13:43all things Breadlock as well. Breadlock. Wait
- 13:47a sec, TM, TM. Breadlock, that's a new opportunity.
- 13:51That's our secret podcast rather than a podcast
- 13:53at this point. Bakers and Internist players assemble.
- 14:00It is Breadlock. The thing I was going to say
- 14:05was that you've played quite a bit more than
- 14:08me. I've played a good handful of games since
- 14:11everything's come out, but I think you had some
- 14:12thoughts about the meta and... you know, kind
- 14:15of like the lower ELO stuff that we talk about
- 14:17and like where that is. So there's lots of, so
- 14:19there's a couple of disclaimers here, which is
- 14:21that we are not talking about the meta for, you
- 14:26know, God love them, all these streamers, the
- 14:30Deathys and the SKs and all these people who
- 14:32are wonderful and their content's great, but
- 14:35they're playing at a level that is like not gonna
- 14:38be attainable for most people. And so if you
- 14:42want to have fun playing the game and win some
- 14:44games, there's like a whole literally just everything
- 14:47from like Phantom and lower. There's going to
- 14:51be a bit of a change for your play style and
- 14:54what you're wanting to do and pick characters
- 14:55you want to pick. And for instance, somebody
- 14:59making a tier list for a turn this might not
- 15:01say Hayes is overpowered. I've never heard any
- 15:03attorney say Hayes is overpowered. Right. And
- 15:06yet and yet. in every game some, you know, haze
- 15:11or Wraith just takes over. It's okay if people
- 15:15on the other team, if there's a haze in the other
- 15:18team that's fed and the rest of the team isn't
- 15:20doing that much, the KDA is not there, they're
- 15:22missing all of their utility, they're missing
- 15:24a lot of their CC, it's totally okay to buy that
- 15:27metal skin. You know what I mean? It really is.
- 15:29And I know that I know from my own journey through
- 15:33deadlock, active items can be a little bit tough
- 15:35for people starting off. But like, Literally
- 15:39hold it until she tries to alt you and then pop
- 15:43that metal skin and you just live. I mean, you
- 15:46know, this goes into a larger conversation of
- 15:48something that like we've noticed, because like
- 15:50I'll play with you and or we'll play standard
- 15:52games or something like that. And we see that
- 15:54there's like there's people who obviously AFK
- 15:56down land and do whatever they want. You're never
- 15:58going to know those people. Those people have
- 15:59to help themselves before you can help them.
- 16:01Right. Sure. the like once they're getting into
- 16:05like people who want to get better at the game
- 16:07and they're in the low yellow, like there's a
- 16:10part of me that's just like, first of all, like
- 16:12stay back behind your wave, whatever. Right.
- 16:14We talked about that before. But like when it
- 16:16comes to buying and countering and what do you
- 16:19do and all this stuff, because people like very
- 16:21quickly give up and go, there's nothing we can
- 16:22do. These you have to remember that, like at
- 16:25higher levels of play, like to your point earlier,
- 16:28Hayes is not. that big of a deal because you
- 16:30don't want to force feed her and get her to pop
- 16:32off, right? That's a whole separate issue. But
- 16:34she's easy to counter, all things considered.
- 16:37There are characters that are way harder, that
- 16:39are much harder to counter if they get fed, right?
- 16:42Like, countering a very fed Calico is going to
- 16:45be way harder because she's going to come at
- 16:47you really hard. She's going to attack the people
- 16:48who are weaker on the team. But when it comes
- 16:50to Hayes, it's just like, just back up, get out
- 16:52of the way. You know what I mean? Like, you giving
- 16:54her space and then counter buying or you're playing
- 16:56against someone who you can buy knockdown. Make
- 16:58sure you or someone else buys knockdown and you
- 17:00save it for the exact moment that you need it
- 17:02for. Right. Because that's that's just an easy.
- 17:05It goes from being like, how do we do anything
- 17:07to being like, wow, I win every match now because
- 17:09I'm knocking down seven or or bebop or whoever.
- 17:12Right. Yeah. And dear listener, you may be better
- 17:15at the game than us. But I mean, for the listener
- 17:18that is like kind of getting it together and
- 17:20just like interested, you know, I have this thought
- 17:23in my head that is a metaphor of a yin yang.
- 17:27right? So in the world of MOBAs, if somebody
- 17:30is pushing the left lane, right, you can kind
- 17:32of think about that as like sort of the black
- 17:34part of the yin yang that's pushing up. So what
- 17:36happens? You're pushing up on that lane, the
- 17:39other lane is probably especially if you have
- 17:41like four people on your lane, you're putting
- 17:43a lot of energy and effort into it, they're going
- 17:46to push somewhere else. And if they're not, then
- 17:49they're just really, really horrible. But like,
- 17:51think about that for yourself, you see your team
- 17:54on the other side of the map. You can't get there
- 17:57in time. You're pushing the whole team's pushing
- 17:59left lane. They're on a team fight that you kind
- 18:01of feel like that's not going to go well. Just
- 18:03push the lane you're in because you know that
- 18:06less people are going to be there. I was going
- 18:08to say that the to talk about what you're talking
- 18:12about and just a completely separate way to is
- 18:15like people will oftentimes show up elite to
- 18:18things. Right. Yeah. If you have to be predicting
- 18:21where you need to go, the waves coming to Greenwich.
- 18:24and it's coming, it's almost there, you gotta,
- 18:27someone's gotta go there, we can't lose that
- 18:28tower, right? If that's the only tower left and
- 18:31there's people fighting on blue, let the people
- 18:33fight on blue. Now, if you're like the thing
- 18:34that's gonna push it over, maybe, but it's at
- 18:37the end of the day, is it really gonna be worth
- 18:38losing the tower and also potentially that team
- 18:41fight, right? You have to kind of make a snap
- 18:43judgment call of being like, how do I, you have
- 18:45to have a cue in your head of being like, what
- 18:46are the most significant things for us to get
- 18:49and what are the most significant things and
- 18:51damaging things for us to lose? And once you
- 18:53have that in your head, you can look at the map
- 18:55and go, OK, well, we lost every other guardian
- 18:57and now we're going to walker. Right. You lost
- 18:59every single guardian and walker except for one.
- 19:02And we I have to go there because there's a,
- 19:04you know, a drifter pushing it solo, which means
- 19:06that if you don't go there, he's just going to
- 19:08take it. And you look at the team fight in the,
- 19:11you know, happening somewhere else on the map.
- 19:12You're like, I don't know if I can win that.
- 19:14So make a judgment call. And then whatever you
- 19:16do, at least you you made the decision to do
- 19:19what you ended up committing to. Right. Check
- 19:22I check him with myself every like 15 seconds
- 19:24like okay And I just asked this question Would
- 19:28it have been better to just be getting boxes
- 19:30right now? You know every 15 seconds how many
- 19:34souls can you get in 15 seconds on boxes a decent
- 19:37amount? How many souls am I getting from the
- 19:39kill that I'm splitting with four people on blue
- 19:41because I just keep fighting and chasing this
- 19:43one Victor You're not getting the souls you're
- 19:46not This is a difficult one because there's people
- 19:48who do that in the opposite direction where they
- 19:49just afk That's true. That's true. I mean, I
- 19:54feel like some of it's just game sense and getting
- 19:58a getting more hours in the game and being like,
- 20:00Oh, I mean, that Victor actually, he has no alt.
- 20:04He's half health. There's already two people
- 20:06on them. I'm just going to jump out of the doubles,
- 20:09you know, room and pop them right that that's
- 20:12and it's about your character. What else do I
- 20:14have? What do I have something with heel, you
- 20:16know, heel reduction, whatever. Yeah, no, it's
- 20:19true and the you know, sole economy and all that
- 20:21stuff of who's fed and who's not Yeah, the idea
- 20:24the um, the other thing I was gonna say just
- 20:26like to segue into talking about because like
- 20:28right now the lower ranks It feels like they
- 20:31are just an absolute slog to get through and
- 20:34climb through grind grind grind grind grind grind
- 20:36And then also you're stuck playing with people
- 20:39who have played the game a bunch and know that
- 20:40enough of the game But maybe they don't always
- 20:42make like the best decisions or whatever You've
- 20:44got people who are I think playing totally normal
- 20:46and should be getting out And then I there are
- 20:48people who literally have like have drool. I
- 20:51mean, there's people who have no idea what they're
- 20:52doing and they know that. And then there's the
- 20:54other people who think they have an idea what
- 20:55they're doing and they're just drooling and like
- 20:57smashing the keyboard and like raging at everybody
- 21:00and, you know, saying slurs and stuff like that.
- 21:02And that is the seemingly, you know, the first
- 21:05like three lower ranks. Just that's just what
- 21:07it is right now, which is like real rough, because
- 21:09how do you you have to be real strong to carry
- 21:12your way out of that shit? Yeah, I mean, I had
- 21:15an infernus in a game the other day. rat king
- 21:19from blue goes into his lane on green or yellow,
- 21:21whatever. And he takes he ganks, and then he
- 21:24stays for the wave. And he says he makes a calm
- 21:26he's like, you know, let's push Guardian. A minute
- 21:30later, after the kind of a failed Guardian push,
- 21:33whatever. The Infernus just starts raging and
- 21:38being like, you messed up my economy for the
- 21:40whole game. And it's like, he was in your lane
- 21:43for a minute. And I'm talking about we're at
- 21:46we're still in game at like 40 minutes 41 minutes.
- 21:48He's still complaining about that. Yeah, I understand
- 21:52the early game is important. Like it definitely
- 21:54is important right now. Arguably too important.
- 21:57I think that the comeback mechanics are probably
- 21:59not good enough right now. But like, holy shit,
- 22:03dude, get over it. Go farm something. Yeah, no,
- 22:06it's definitely I think that though, I mean,
- 22:08the rank season, like I said, got extended into
- 22:10November. And then I think that they're gonna
- 22:12I wouldn't be surprised if something Changes
- 22:14I my personal take on this and people are gonna
- 22:17probably hate this but I think they should reset
- 22:19everyone and drop them all back down and Then
- 22:21make the time to get so like in other games usually
- 22:24the time to get out of the lowest ranks is faster
- 22:27If you can win, you know ten games in a row That
- 22:31should be enough to get you out of you know a
- 22:34lower rank, right? Like it's not something that
- 22:36you should be committing to 30 games 30 wins
- 22:40and then however many other games that you're
- 22:44not losing, right? Yeah. Because like that at
- 22:47that point, to just get out of brick. Well, you've
- 22:49shown your competent if you can get, you know,
- 22:52a dozen wins in a row or something like that,
- 22:55like any more than that is just like grind, grind,
- 22:58grind. And there's nothing that doesn't it doesn't
- 23:00this game doesn't reward you for grinding yet.
- 23:02You know what I mean? Well, and it's also like,
- 23:05I mean, the classic thing of it doesn't have
- 23:08any kind of system for. taking value from what
- 23:12a character has done versus just winning the
- 23:15game. So like, if you are a rem main or a page
- 23:19man or whatever, I'm not saying it's going to
- 23:20be those characters actually might be pretty
- 23:24good to climb with just because they provide
- 23:26so much value. But like, you know, I for for
- 23:29myself, I know I just win way more games on Wraith
- 23:32than I do other characters. It doesn't mean I
- 23:33want to play Wraith every game. You know what
- 23:35I mean? Well, I have a thing that I Was thinking
- 23:40about that. I talked to you about that. I I'm
- 23:42wondering how you feel about it now after you've
- 23:44played a bit, which is that the map I have thoughts
- 23:48about. I think it's beautiful. I think it looks
- 23:52really cool. The amount of additional geometry
- 23:55on the floor in certain places and on walls and
- 23:58on corners of stuff is killing me. Like it's
- 24:01like killing some of my movement. It's like making
- 24:03it hard to play some characters like the tree
- 24:05on Greenwich that is in like the Midland area.
- 24:08where you have to go over all the routes and
- 24:10your character models like going up and down
- 24:12like that shit kills me when I'm sliding and
- 24:14stuff. How do you feel about all that stuff?
- 24:16I mean, it's been seemingly a direct nerf to
- 24:19Moe, who would love to burrow. Yeah. Indirect
- 24:24for sure. And then for the most part, I think
- 24:28I don't know how I feel about it yet, because
- 24:31like, you know, I had memorized a lot of little
- 24:34get out positions in the old map and You know,
- 24:37it's like I'm nostalgic for the old map. Now
- 24:39I'm looking up like, you know, you see a video
- 24:41of like anything from over a week ago, whatever.
- 24:43And it's like, yeah, it's very, very different.
- 24:48I I think that they I might have I kind of almost
- 24:51feel like they did too much a little bit. I think
- 24:53that the visual stuff and I think adding and
- 24:55cleaning and refining some of like them or the
- 24:58nooks and crannies and pathways and stuff like
- 25:00that. The sunken plaza, the bell tower, I think
- 25:03all that stuff is totally fine. I think that
- 25:05it's literally the lanes. to me, need to feel
- 25:09way cleaner and less chaotic and insane. Because
- 25:12right now, like if you look at Fairfax, we were
- 25:13just we just played a game where there was a
- 25:15big fight on the in the Fairfax Industries, like
- 25:18York section right towards like one of the walkers.
- 25:23And it's just this big open sandpit with like
- 25:26all these like corners that are like far off
- 25:28or it used to be that back pathway that you could
- 25:31cut through above behind the walker. And. It
- 25:34felt really good because you get to fights back
- 25:36there and do all kinds of stuff. And now it's
- 25:38just like a big, open, empty area that nobody
- 25:41would go into unless you want to fucking die.
- 25:43You know what I mean? Sure. Yeah. Shiv used to
- 25:44love to fight in there. Now it's like probably
- 25:46wouldn't. Yeah. Yeah. There's a couple of places
- 25:49like that. I mean, dude, there's some areas that
- 25:51are just like dead ends. Right. I mean, which
- 25:53might be on purpose, but I've definitely found,
- 25:57you know, where that little like cave troll guy
- 25:59is. Yeah. I mean, that whole area. Yeah, I just
- 26:03hate that because I mean, there's a couple places
- 26:07in the game where an update to cosmetics has
- 26:11made like a new dead end. And it's not even the
- 26:13big ones like that. And by the way, there is
- 26:15like a little like invisibility pit over there.
- 26:17So it's something at least. There's a part on
- 26:20I don't know if it's Greenland or yellow lane,
- 26:21but they added lights to the left and right side
- 26:24of the lane. So if you're walking backwards,
- 26:26it's just a new snare to get snared on, right?
- 26:30And by the way, that is just a little light.
- 26:32It has happened to me a couple of times. Yeah,
- 26:33I'll be I'll be doing movement like really clean
- 26:36what feels like good movement I'm like, oh, I'm
- 26:37getting used to the map and then I'm like flying
- 26:39back and I just hit a random object and also
- 26:41by the way I don't know if they change collision
- 26:43but I'm getting caught on objects way more than
- 26:46I used to where I used to just kind of slide
- 26:47around the object and I wonder if they've like
- 26:49really made the Collision boxes for some of this
- 26:53stuff more detailed or something to get caught
- 26:56on because I'm not like just sliding around it
- 26:58the way I used to. I'm kind of like getting snagged
- 27:00on stuff a lot more, which sucks. Yeah, I mean,
- 27:03and I will say, you know, on your favorite podcast,
- 27:06two old men complaining. This is the content
- 27:09you come here for, obviously. Just shakes visit
- 27:10sky. Yeah. I hate good things. It's the prerogative
- 27:16of a dad to complain. Yes. Yeah. I think that
- 27:20the old map had some weird idiosyncrasies as
- 27:26well. I just think that we had come to know them.
- 27:29And I also think that since everything was like
- 27:31the same sort of beige and brown, it was very
- 27:35easy to see what I can do and what I can't. But
- 27:37like there was places before where I'm like,
- 27:39you know, like, there's a bunch of places in
- 27:42the game in the game now and before, where there's
- 27:45just invisible walls, there's like weird skyboxes
- 27:47that are lower, seemingly in other places than
- 27:50they should be. So it's it's all just learning
- 27:52the map. And it's also, you know, I wonder if
- 27:58the community had a big problem if Valve would
- 28:01just be like, yeah, I mean, the the it's not
- 28:04finalized, right? I mean, they could probably
- 28:05change it again. I think they'll change it. I
- 28:07do think that they put a lot of work in it. I
- 28:09almost wish that they had made some of these
- 28:11changes more incrementally to see how it worked
- 28:13out. And then what happened is they made a huge
- 28:15change really quickly. And I think that the visual
- 28:18part of it will just never not be impressive.
- 28:20Right. It just is beautiful. It looks way better.
- 28:23I think. You said something that I've struggled
- 28:26with almost immediately, and it's not just the
- 28:29map, it's also the UI. It just feels less visually
- 28:33clear what I'm looking at, and everything is
- 28:36more overwhelming and noisy to me. The HUD, we
- 28:42can talk about in a second, but in addition to
- 28:44the map being more beige and neutral and all
- 28:46these things going on, and then when there is
- 28:48stuff going on, it's a fuck ton of stuff everywhere,
- 28:50and then all these new camps, which are really
- 28:52cool and amazing, and I think they're They look
- 28:53awesome. I think they sound great. But like some
- 28:56of them like those like lantern things. They
- 28:57fly up in your face and kind of get in the way
- 28:59of the camera and all that shit. And I'm just
- 29:00like, there's a part of me that almost wants
- 29:03there to be some in between here where it's like,
- 29:06I still can know what the fuck is happening.
- 29:08And I'm not being like, what the what is happening?
- 29:10Where am I? Like, what is this? Like, you know,
- 29:12no, it really isn't. It's not just getting used
- 29:14to the space. It's literally just like how it's
- 29:16visually communicated to you. No, 100 percent.
- 29:18There was a fight that happened in I played a
- 29:20game before me and Omni just played a game. But
- 29:23before that, I played a ranked game with Wraith.
- 29:27And we eked out the victory, but we had one team
- 29:30fight in the theater. And, you know, I'm trying
- 29:35to do the thing that a good carry should do,
- 29:36which is like, sort of not get killed. I'm standing
- 29:40behind my tanks. I'm kind of, you know, in the
- 29:42mid area or like kind of a little bit behind.
- 29:44And I'm just pumping damage in. And it's like,
- 29:47there's the lighting. There's the different color
- 29:50of the theater. There's all the fucking camps.
- 29:54There's all the you know, there's all the boxes.
- 29:56There's a bunch of flashing lights from the sinners.
- 29:58Then there's three or four enemies three or four
- 30:01of my team like some of it I know is just, you
- 30:07know, it's all inscrutable when you're kind of
- 30:08getting used to something new. I remember learning
- 30:11Overwatch like When you first come into a game
- 30:13like that, you're like, there's just colors everywhere.
- 30:16You get used to it over time, right? But I do
- 30:18think that the level of visual noise that's been
- 30:20added is just maybe something to get used to.
- 30:23Maybe I would say Overwatch is the one thing
- 30:26I do like about Overwatch and like this visual
- 30:28style that game is not lacking, right? Like it
- 30:31has its aesthetic. The maps are very clean and
- 30:34I think communicated very visually well. I don't
- 30:37like to me, I don't find Overwatch to be like
- 30:40visually overwhelming. in the like this genre
- 30:43of games. I think that this game has so much.
- 30:48It's such a big map. It has so much depth. And
- 30:50like for a MOBA, if this is a MOBA and this is
- 30:52all just the trim, you'd be like, OK, that makes
- 30:55total sense because it's beautiful exterior on
- 30:57the edges and all that stuff. But at the end
- 30:58of the day, I'm like running down like a clear,
- 31:01a clear lane where I'm like right clicking through.
- 31:03When you're walking through all this stuff, I
- 31:05feel like it feels very different and there's
- 31:07it has a different impact when you're trying
- 31:08to navigate it. And I think that that increases
- 31:11the skill ceiling and skill expression potential.
- 31:14But I also think that there's parts of it where
- 31:16I wouldn't be surprised if they clean some of
- 31:18the shit up because some of it does feel like
- 31:20the dead ends, especially are like, you're like,
- 31:22oh, why am I going over here? Like, why is there
- 31:24an empty corner of the sandpit? Like, there's
- 31:26something fun over here. Like, why? Why even
- 31:28bother? Right. Yeah, there's one over by that
- 31:30sort of purple, you know, cloud pool or whatever.
- 31:33Yeah. Yeah. There's another one over there. Like,
- 31:36it's I think. when you walk down that little
- 31:39escalator stairway, whatever, to the right of
- 31:41you, it's just like, that's just where someone
- 31:43goes to die. And I understand that stuff might
- 31:48be intentional anyways. You know, because sometimes
- 31:52it sucks to be following somebody forever. And
- 31:54then they just get away no matter what. But it's
- 31:57all just knowledge checks. Like, does somebody
- 31:59know it? Like, I probably would have got caught
- 32:01there, except that I looked at it earlier today
- 32:03and was like, make a mental note. Don't die here.
- 32:07Don't go down there. Don't go to the death pit.
- 32:09Yeah. I mean, we'll see. My counter to that would
- 32:12be that the old map felt like it flowed really
- 32:14perfectly. Like you just like everything was
- 32:17easy to be like, I know where I'm going. I'm
- 32:18not going to get caught on anything. I know how
- 32:21many stamina pips I need to get through. And
- 32:23some of that will be learned. But there is stuff
- 32:24where it's like, I do want to like feel like
- 32:26I can go in any direction. And if I'm my movement
- 32:29is good, I can just flow through that segment
- 32:30like an under like I can look at it and go, I
- 32:33know exactly what to do here. to get out of the
- 32:35situation, right? Whereas like right now, it's
- 32:38not even to do with like the fact that I knew
- 32:39the previous map better. It's literally that
- 32:41some sections you just there's nothing there
- 32:42isn't an answer to that question. Right? I mean,
- 32:44I just don't like blue anymore. Like I used to
- 32:47want to play on blue a lot. Because I really
- 32:49liked especially I play a lot of pocket. I when
- 32:52I'm playing pocket in blue. Now it's just like,
- 32:57it's just like those little areas that used to
- 33:00go down into the the mid boss area. They're just
- 33:03way more claustrophobic. And and it's cluttered
- 33:06with the trucks and stuff. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 33:10So I mean, it looks cooler. It's, you know, it's
- 33:14visually very cool. Yes. And again, it just might
- 33:18take a little bit of finagling and learning and
- 33:21whatever. I mean, you know, we are we are old
- 33:24dads and brains are taking this stuff in at the
- 33:27rate that it is. I don't like that they changed
- 33:31things. I wanted to go back to the way it was.
- 33:34Put on that original deadlock on a on a Commodore
- 33:3864. Shut up, Grandpa, get back in the hole. That's
- 33:43Grandpa Lock. That's a different podcast. Somebody
- 33:45was trying to run this on a switch the other
- 33:48day, and I was like, what is going on? You know,
- 33:50good luck to them. The other thing I just want
- 33:54to mention, too, before we move on from like
- 33:56the changes and how we feel about everything
- 33:57is like the HUD, the UI is actually. personally,
- 34:03my biggest gripe, and I know we might have different
- 34:05takes on this, but my side of it is that there's
- 34:09just so much stuff they added that I just don't
- 34:10need to see. I don't like the new, in practice,
- 34:14do not like the new health bars. I'm glad I can
- 34:16change the names off them. I don't need to see
- 34:18my teammates icons floating around the map with
- 34:21an imperceptible distance measurement in meters
- 34:24that I can't even read. And then I don't need
- 34:26to see my spirit investment on the left. I wish
- 34:29I I hope that they add more quality of life so
- 34:31that because those things I think can be good
- 34:33for new people. Like I think seeing where your
- 34:35teammates are on the map, I think seeing your
- 34:37investments more clearly, I think all that's
- 34:39like helpful to people who are learning the game.
- 34:41But I do want to be able to turn it off because
- 34:43like right now the game just when I'm looking
- 34:45and I'm playing, I'm just like there's so much
- 34:47more crap on my screen than there used to be.
- 34:50I mean, I agree with all that stuff. And just
- 34:53to put things in perspective, we're talking about
- 34:55what is probably still me and Omni's game of
- 34:59the year, like everything is Graham of our life.
- 35:03I mean, you know, it's it's amazing. But some
- 35:10of the HUD changes have had, I think echoes in
- 35:14the actual gameplay. As far as like, I had a
- 35:18dynamo who bought refresher as his first item.
- 35:23And it makes you wonder if that was a result
- 35:25of the new popular items page. Because, yeah,
- 35:31I mean, there's just stuff that is different
- 35:32than it used to be. And, you know, we've played
- 35:35the game a lot. Other people haven't played it
- 35:37a lot. I mean, who knows? You know, they could
- 35:41also just been an intentional idiot. You know
- 35:43what I mean? Yeah, sure. But like, yeah, I think
- 35:46a ranked game, it's like a little crazy to buy
- 35:47your first item is refresher. But yeah, yeah.
- 35:50I mean, it could also be a meme. There's people
- 35:51doing it because I mean, in a standard, it was
- 35:53a standard or ranked. It was ranked. That's why
- 35:55I was like, oh, my God, that's we still won.
- 35:57But it's like, come on, dude. The the I I mean
- 36:00like I think that it's too early because it's
- 36:02only been like a little bit and like I'm you
- 36:04know Obviously like let it all play out and i'm
- 36:05sure they'll make some changes and obviously
- 36:07I think quality of life stuff. I have to imagine
- 36:09they'll fix and add more customization uh to
- 36:12a lot of this stuff and like I said I this game
- 36:16doesn't have you know, you talk about some of
- 36:18these things are good for new people A lot of
- 36:20this game is you know, you have to go watch youtube
- 36:23videos and have a friend teach you if you don't
- 36:25have familiarity with like MOBA stuff or team
- 36:27shooter, you know, you know character shooters
- 36:29and stuff like that and This stuff will help
- 36:32new people but also they like I said before like
- 36:36way earlier is like they need to help themselves,
- 36:38right because There's a level of you have to
- 36:40go research and listen and you know Be nice to
- 36:43somebody and see how you can help them in the
- 36:45game go refer them to your favorite YouTuber
- 36:49or whoever and be like, go learn how to build
- 36:51this character and play it right. Because that's
- 36:53the nicest way to do it. As opposed to like what
- 36:56I do, which is just rage at them and be like,
- 36:57what the fuck are you doing? God damn it. Stop
- 37:02buying refreshers, your first item. I mean, a
- 37:05negative calm is like always a bad thing. But
- 37:08I also think, you know, whatever. They're lucky
- 37:11I can't reach my hands to the microphone and
- 37:13strain. Yeah, I'm definitely doing some. I'm
- 37:16doing we've talked before about the what the
- 37:18vibe carry. I'm definitely doing some social
- 37:20engineering to get my teammates to you. You put
- 37:25your hands into a power triangle and you're like,
- 37:27you're beautiful and your family loves you. Now,
- 37:30listen to me very carefully. The next steps are
- 37:32going to be quite important. Yeah, we would we
- 37:35would be doing better in this game if you had
- 37:37thrown your computer away. I want you to sell
- 37:39everything you have and buy cursed relic. Yeah.
- 37:44Can you go by knockdown? Go by slowing hex. And
- 37:47also, you don't know how to use them, so actually,
- 37:49just stop feeding, just sit and fuck. Yeah, go
- 37:51into the corner of the map and count to a thousand.
- 37:54Yeah. Literally be more useful. Yeah. But I mean,
- 37:58again, the game's still changing early. All this
- 38:01stuff, like, they're getting, I'm sure, a bunch
- 38:03of data and all that stuff. I'm curious to hear,
- 38:04like, what the higher ELO players that they listen
- 38:07to so much about, like, you know, the streamers
- 38:09and stuff like that, being, like, what their
- 38:10complaints are. Because slowly. us lowly beings
- 38:16here below in the fucking not upper ranks of
- 38:19the game. I feel like we need to I want a bone
- 38:22of some kind because like I have a family. I
- 38:25have a life. I can't be playing like 500 games
- 38:29to just get out of like whatever I got knocked
- 38:32down to. You know what I mean? I got knocked
- 38:34down to like the top of Seeker and I literally
- 38:37haven't been able to play enough to like. do
- 38:40anything other than like, oh, I win five games
- 38:42in a row and then I lose two. Right. And then
- 38:44I'm like, not moving up enough. And then I'm
- 38:46kind of like not incentivized or feel like I'm
- 38:48doing good, even though my win ratio is fine.
- 38:50Right. Like I'm I have a positive win ratio.
- 38:52I'm just not playing enough games to make any
- 38:54movement. So no, it's definitely super grindy.
- 38:59I think that that's the community seems to be
- 39:01in full agreement on that because I know, you
- 39:06know, I don't know. I've heard people talk about
- 39:08they don't want. there to be too much, like,
- 39:13and what is it? Performance based kind of like,
- 39:18oh, if he gets more kills, maybe you don't lose
- 39:20as much. It's like, I understand that sometimes
- 39:23that means somebody just pumps damage into a
- 39:25fucking useless target the whole game for you
- 39:27know what I mean? Like, we've seen those kind
- 39:29of things happen in other games, too. But there's
- 39:33I think more needs to be done with the matchmaking
- 39:35system. That's my take. Yeah, I think that. You
- 39:38can fix the point system after. I think the matchmaking
- 39:40is like what I agree. It's like, well, so this
- 39:43is I can't remember if we've talked about this
- 39:44before, but like, tell me and the children in
- 39:48the van, feel free to send us your mail to dadlock
- 39:51.podcast .gmail .com or join us on Discord or
- 39:54comment on any place where you're listening to
- 39:56this. Go to would you say only feet? Yeah, that's
- 40:00the one. Yep. And leave comments on the pictures
- 40:03of our feet. The. The thing that I'm wondering
- 40:06about other people's experience is like when
- 40:08I, you and me will do OQ and it'll be like, it'll
- 40:12drop everything on every other person on our
- 40:15team gets dropped to like the lowest possible
- 40:16rank and everybody on the other team is like
- 40:19the same rank as me or higher. And I'm like,
- 40:21how is this always the way it splits into this
- 40:24like setup, right? Or it'll be like, if I'm playing
- 40:27a solo game, it'll be like, I'm either having
- 40:29to be the carry for the entire team or it's like,
- 40:34some, you know, complete shit show with like
- 40:36everybody is just all over the place in terms
- 40:38of rank, right? Where it's like some people have
- 40:40never played the game. Some people are, you know,
- 40:42also, by the way, I still don't understand how
- 40:43you get into ranked and you don't know some of
- 40:44the stuff. But that's a whole separate issue
- 40:46because the barrier to ranked is already a thing
- 40:48that a lot of people were complaining about that
- 40:50were in like the lower yellow. And yet they still
- 40:52seem like there's people coming in and don't
- 40:54know what they're doing. I'm fully OK with that.
- 40:57I mean, this is probably an unpopular take, but
- 40:59like they should double the number of wins for
- 41:01the characters. And I understand that doesn't
- 41:04make sense for like page or whatever, but like,
- 41:08it is painful. It is so painful. And I really
- 41:13do think that if you are improving faster than
- 41:17other people, you will rise, right? But it is
- 41:21so grindy. And there have been games where like,
- 41:24you know, especially if I'm not fucking around
- 41:26and playing like some character, I just want
- 41:29to play if I'm just like, queuing as Victor Wraith.
- 41:34You know, whatever, just like high win rate characters
- 41:37carry characters just to get out. I'm still just
- 41:40like getting MVP or I'm getting a key player
- 41:44in a lot of these games. And just I understand
- 41:47it's a problem of just grinding it out. But like,
- 41:52it's sex, you know? I mean, nothing feels as
- 41:55this joke earlier, but like, how strong do you
- 41:59have to be to carry some of these teams? Right?
- 42:01Like you getting a key player when the other
- 42:03team wins and like, you know, you or, you know,
- 42:06even MVP or something and you have like the highest
- 42:08stats across the board, but you couldn't carry
- 42:09the game because one depends on what character
- 42:11you're playing. Right. And then two, it's just
- 42:15I don't know if it's possible to carry so hard
- 42:17if the enemy team is not feeding you. If the
- 42:20enemy team is feeding you, then I think you can
- 42:21easily carry a game. But if your team is feeding
- 42:24and the other team is remotely competent, I personally
- 42:27think the odds of you carrying any given game.
- 42:30is super low unless you're just like absolutely
- 42:33fucking insanely cracked and like every no every
- 42:36inch of every thing you're doing like through
- 42:38and through and through and you're like a full
- 42:39time streamer who plays like a fuck ton of games
- 42:42right i mean that that is the thing the number
- 42:45one thing i think to uh improving is intentional
- 42:50thought in a game but the number two thing is
- 42:54probably just time in game I don't think there's
- 42:57any that I really don't think there's any thing
- 43:00you can do to substitute for just repetitions.
- 43:06So it's grindy. And you know, also not to just
- 43:08be like doomer about it. I mean, the games that
- 43:10I'm losing are even like, sometimes fun. It's
- 43:13like, but for me, I'm like, you know, I'm teaching
- 43:16a lot of people the basics of the game and this
- 43:19kind of stuff. But it's a it's grindy as shit,
- 43:23man. I'm in low rank. It's grindy. Well, do you
- 43:28have anything else you want to say about the
- 43:29the new update and new characters Rat King and
- 43:32Baba? I like how good the animations are in them
- 43:38like it it bodes well for what the re reworks
- 43:42of other characters will be like I feel like
- 43:43this is so far maybe the best crop of like actual
- 43:49animation I mean, when you're walking backwards
- 43:51as Baba her body like Kind of jiggles around
- 43:55and wobbles like an old like heavyset woman's
- 43:58body would like it's just like it's just like
- 44:01the level of down. Yes. No, but like I mean,
- 44:05it's like the feathers on her, her coat and all
- 44:10this kind of stuff. Like there's such a level
- 44:12of detail in this new character. And the same
- 44:15thing is true for Rat King that, you know, the
- 44:18rats reloading the gun. Yeah, so cool, dude.
- 44:21It's just great. And I think that was there to
- 44:24a certain extent with like, I remember everyone
- 44:26was so excited about Billy kind of chewing his,
- 44:29his ammo and spitting it out, whatever. But this
- 44:34is just seems to be on another level of polish.
- 44:36Yeah, I agree with that. I think exciting stuff,
- 44:39man. I think the future looks bright for the
- 44:41game. But I think they just need to make I think
- 44:43they just need to do some janitorial work, clean
- 44:45up some stuff and quality of life and whatever.
- 44:47But they should I mean, they they should take
- 44:48a lab. This is fucking huge. Right? Yeah, like
- 44:51definitely, definitely a victory in a lot of
- 44:54ways. So I mean, and we didn't mention to this
- 44:57is actually important for the meta discussion
- 44:58and for the update. The game was at like 60 or
- 45:03maybe 5070 K every night playing it's up to like,
- 45:07I think it just peaked at its new highest peak
- 45:09of all time past like 200 ,000 concurrent players.
- 45:12So like, this update did what they wanted it
- 45:15to do, I think, right? Well, that happens with
- 45:17to be fair, that happens with every Toronto,
- 45:19new characters come out, it peaks up to like
- 45:21around like 170 to 200 give or take. But I will
- 45:25say, though, this was a new height. They like
- 45:27they have never reached this number before. Yeah,
- 45:29I'm sure. What I was going to say is that it
- 45:31usually peaks somewhere close to this, and then
- 45:33it goes down over the period of time from the
- 45:36every time a new character gets raised, it goes
- 45:38up a little bit again, and then it goes down,
- 45:40down, down. And so what I'm what I'm curious
- 45:42is, I don't know how many more characters are
- 45:44going to add to the game after this. They obviously
- 45:46have to rework some people. they have to add
- 45:48in more systems over the top of this. Right.
- 45:53And I'm like wondering when what the timeline
- 45:55looks like for like a full release. Right. Because
- 45:58I could see in a year this game being out potentially.
- 46:01Right. Within a year. And at that point, the
- 46:05reason why I bring it up now is like, I wonder
- 46:06what the amount of people who it will go up.
- 46:09Right. When the game is just free to download
- 46:11and it's not like an invite system, it's not
- 46:13early access or whatever. Like, I wonder if what
- 46:16are the numbers going to be? Because I've seen
- 46:17this before. You joked about this being game
- 46:19of the year or whatever It's like like it's such
- 46:21a silly thing to think about in my head because
- 46:23I'm just like this is such an it's like when
- 46:25I was playing League It's just an all -consuming
- 46:26ever -present thing where I'm like what's gonna
- 46:28be game of the year every year? And you know,
- 46:32I'm like I'm out over here being like ready to
- 46:34bring a goat to the top of a mountain and fucking
- 46:36sacrifice Game of my new religion And I mean,
- 46:47we started a fucking podcast about it. You know
- 46:49what I mean? And I said this before we started
- 46:52recording, but there's not all, you know, Smite
- 46:54exists. There's Paragon or whatever the other
- 46:56thing is called. The those games are fine. There's
- 47:00nothing wrong with them. But this game has it's
- 47:04so many things going on and it's still got this
- 47:07MOBA juice and it's got more action. It's cleaner
- 47:09to me. And the map is amazing. And it's got that
- 47:12valve touch of just like all these fun little
- 47:14things. This game has a potential to ascend to
- 47:17the heights of, to me, League of Legends and
- 47:20Dota for this genre, right? Where it can go past
- 47:25and explode way up. Where we have fucking pop
- 47:29stars doing the fucking opening ceremony of the
- 47:31Deadlock tournaments or something. Yeah. I mean,
- 47:35it has the ability to take in people from Overwatch,
- 47:39Rivals, Valorant, Dota, League. It's obviously
- 47:45doing a little bit of fight game mechanics. It's
- 47:47probably not going to take too many Street Fighter
- 47:48players. But I mean, there's something for a
- 47:51lot of people. And I think the new day friends,
- 47:54I think the thing that they've done with this
- 47:56map update and with the new character updates
- 47:58is that it's now it's starting to look less like
- 48:02a play test. And I think that is reflecting in
- 48:05the number of players like a lot of things a
- 48:08lot of the thing that brings people to a game
- 48:09that aren't like super duper the most like you
- 48:13know, gamer gamer is just how it looks. And it's
- 48:16starting to look like something you'd want to
- 48:18spend time in, you know? Yeah, I wonder. I really
- 48:22do wonder about the player count and see if it
- 48:24really does go up and above, because I do think
- 48:26it's been close to 200 ,000 before. And I'm sure
- 48:28it's hit a high. But I wonder like what I'm curious
- 48:31to see if it'll stay at a high with like new
- 48:33people entering or if it'll be something where
- 48:36there's kind of like a limit that it hits based
- 48:38off just so it's not like out yet. Right. I have
- 48:41a couple of numbers here. So It was at the public
- 48:45publicity restrictions lifted. It was at 171
- 48:50,000. That's pretty high, right? That's in 2024
- 48:53when the first game first first came out. And
- 48:55that's like, I mean, that's when it had four
- 48:57lanes, I think, right? The next high was in 2025.
- 49:01It's 62 ,000. And that was when the six new heroes
- 49:05came out, which would have been like Mina and
- 49:07Drifter. The second one was old, new. By the
- 49:11way, these are much lower, right? The next height
- 49:14was somewhere around 100. Yeah, Old God's New
- 49:16Blood was 125 K and then a little not even a
- 49:20bump just kind of like kept people playing for
- 49:23the matchmaking update. Yeah. And then it just
- 49:25soars above all of that for the this update up
- 49:28to currently 236 K. Yeah, that's good. Yeah,
- 49:32that's that's like 100 K over the last peak or
- 49:35whatever. Which is not bad. Yeah. No. Oh, it
- 49:38also explains a lot of people coming in who have
- 49:39no idea what the fuck's going on. But that's
- 49:41what I was going to say about the meta is that
- 49:42like it's also if when you're in low rank or,
- 49:45you know, probably a lot of ranks, you're just
- 49:47going to have a lot of people who actually don't
- 49:49know what the fuck they're doing. Yeah. But I
- 49:51mean, I to me, I think that this game just has
- 49:55much like Baba's bench, his legs. Oh, yeah. I
- 49:59think that this game has grainy long legs. I
- 50:03believe in it and I believe in you. As you said
- 50:07earlier, dear listener, I believe in you, our
- 50:11beautiful children, our horrid swarm of disgusting
- 50:14Deadlock creatures. I love you. And I love Deadlock.
- 50:20Go Deadlock! Cue the credits music. I freeze
- 50:25frame throwing a football. In the arms of the
- 50:28angels. Deadlock would go on to kill 10 ,000
- 50:30people in a murderous rage. This will be played
- 50:35on a newsreel. He was a promising young game.
- 50:42The he, she, it, they, them. The other thing
- 50:45I was going to say real quick before we move
- 50:47on to our next section is that I feel like the
- 50:51amount of stuff that they added that even with
- 50:54all the people combing through it, I bet you
- 50:56there's stuff that we haven't even seen yet or
- 50:59like that have learned yet about. you know art
- 51:02that's like tucked away in places or things that
- 51:04people have in mind yet or whatever character
- 51:06lines which is like always you know for us i
- 51:09think that's an exciting thing because you're
- 51:10just like more more me and you are definitely
- 51:13going to be looking when there's less updates
- 51:15uh we're going to be looking through character
- 51:18lore voice lines all this kind of stuff because
- 51:20that's for a deadlock comedy podcast i think
- 51:23that's fun to do right now there's just so much
- 51:26update to talk about right we could talk about
- 51:28this update for two more weeks probably right
- 51:30and they'll already be new characters because
- 51:33this stone over here is perfectly made have you
- 51:35noticed this specific this cobblestone baba's
- 51:39toes are so the um well is there anything uh
- 51:43that you want to cap off with or you want to
- 51:44move on to a little bit of lore speaking of lore
- 51:47let's move All right. Well, normally I would
- 51:50ask you, I would make you spin the wheel. But
- 51:53do you want to switch it up this time and ask
- 51:54me? I would. And I actually found, if anybody
- 51:57cares, statlocker .gg slash random dash heroes.
- 52:02So we have a real slot here. All right. All right.
- 52:11It actually isn't working for some reason. Just
- 52:14pick a character. Never. You always try to go
- 52:16to technology. You got to believe in the power
- 52:18of making sounds with your mouth. People people
- 52:21people people people. Oh, dude, we got ratking
- 52:26Rat we got ratking baby. All right, so I have
- 52:28to guess his lore. Is that what's going on? Hit
- 52:30me with some wrecking lore. All right. Well,
- 52:32I have played enough to know that he is the ruler
- 52:35of Ratania and hates humans I have ascertained
- 52:40that from his voice lines and He has lots of
- 52:44rat friends. He clearly wants to rule the upper
- 52:47world We talked about earlier, I wonder what
- 52:51his story is of how he became this way. So in
- 52:55my mind, I feel like we got a Teenage Mutant
- 52:58Ninja Turtle situation going on. Some kind of
- 53:01mystic ooze dribbled onto a rat and he just became
- 53:04fucking huge and learned how to use a machine
- 53:06gun. Which is obviously what would happen to
- 53:08a rat who got radioactive mystic ooze dribbled
- 53:11on him. I will say... Think that I'm curious
- 53:17about the like nature of like I want to know
- 53:20is Ritanya the sewer area underneath that he
- 53:26rules and was he elected or is it like a divine
- 53:28providence of because he became an anthropomorphized
- 53:31rat like in my mind like he has viewed that as
- 53:35like a like a divine right of Whatever heinous
- 53:39gods exist in this world and now he's like the
- 53:41ordained of Ratania, because otherwise I'd be
- 53:45like, I mean, he's the biggest rat. So obviously,
- 53:48are there other big rats? Did he win an election
- 53:51of some kind? Did they vote him to be king? I
- 53:55think that he's a pretty straightforward character
- 53:57in every other regard. I do want to say that
- 54:00I love his flag, and I think that the rats...
- 54:07Really am I so hold on I want to say one more
- 54:10thing before I was gonna wrap it up with just
- 54:12kind of like it's Relatively speaking a giant
- 54:14rat and that's it. I want to join in What is
- 54:18yeah, what is his origin? He's a giant rat actually
- 54:20I wanted to point out It must be very lonely
- 54:24to be the rat king because if there are not other
- 54:27giant rats when you tell me this lure right now
- 54:28And it's just not Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
- 54:31but a giant rat. I'm gonna be a little bit sad
- 54:34for him because he must not have any lovers.
- 54:38You know what I mean? No one's his size. That's
- 54:40a rat. Unless he wants to go outside of a species.
- 54:43Like, does he have like a concubine rat that's
- 54:47smaller than him? What if he has dozens of lovers?
- 54:50Dozens of little lovers. That's like a whole
- 54:52other weird thing, right? So like, you know,
- 54:54maybe he's quite lonely. He doesn't have a queen,
- 54:57right? So then the question is, who would his
- 54:59queen be? And I, you know. I would say I mean,
- 55:02you're opening up the you're giving valve ideas
- 55:05for just further characters, right? Rat Queen.
- 55:07Rat Queen. By the way, I just want to say it's
- 55:10to follow the real trope. Rat Queen would have
- 55:12to look like Jessica Rabbit or something completely
- 55:15left field where it's like not even close to
- 55:18being a rat. I would love it if she was just
- 55:20like, way more musco than him like he let himself
- 55:24go. She's been in the gym. You know what I mean?
- 55:27like a fucking horrid like those things from
- 55:29like 40 and not 40 K, but like the OG Warhammer,
- 55:32like the giant Skiven rat. Yes. Or here's an
- 55:35idea. She is not even one rat. She is like, and
- 55:40like sort of hundreds of little rats making up
- 55:44a human form. Oh, my God. No, that's real. That's
- 55:47I want that. By the way, what a great idea for
- 55:51a character, too, by the way. What movie is that?
- 55:53I'm taking that from like Willard or some old
- 55:55movie. Yeah, dude, we got to do that. There's
- 55:59a movie called Willard. It's a woman made of
- 56:02rats. It's not a woman made of rats, but somebody
- 56:05find its stat. This summer, it's Willard. Little
- 56:09Tony finally found his girlfriend, but she's
- 56:12made of rats. This is by the way, this is a good
- 56:16pitch for Willard to I think but Willard to I
- 56:21have no other idea for the name of this movie
- 56:25Willard to she's rats There you go All right
- 56:31rat King's actual backstory. You hit me the cryptid
- 56:35ruler of the New York Warrens The rat King towers
- 56:38over his subjects in size strength and ambition
- 56:41No longer content with hiding underground, the
- 56:44King has revealed his bold vision for a future
- 56:47where he and his subjects can walk the surface
- 56:49without fear of pest control vans that roam the
- 56:52streets of New York, or as the rats call them,
- 56:55human death squads. Step one, take control of
- 56:59Long Island. Step two, declare Long Island as
- 57:02the new sovereign nation of Ratania. And step
- 57:04three, execute every human that refuses to leave
- 57:08this new rat utopia. But airtight as this plan
- 57:11is the king of rats didn't want to take chances
- 57:14and so he's decided to take to summon the patron
- 57:19to help hedge his bets and then cue the Cue the
- 57:24ending song from the matrix So that None of that
- 57:37surprises me. I do think that I would be happy
- 57:39for rats to take over Long Island and take it
- 57:41away from us. I think that's fine. Sure. The
- 57:44other part of it, though, is that it didn't actually
- 57:46get on the origin of him at all as a character.
- 57:48No, not at all. Yeah. They just call him a cryptid
- 57:51and move on. And they say he was bigger than
- 57:52the other rats. So like they've completely left
- 57:55that out of it. Yeah, it's probably fine. I mean,
- 57:59like if I wonder if they explain any of them
- 58:03that much. Right. Tell me why rat big. Why rat?
- 58:07Why rat big? Why rat big and talk? And then Valve
- 58:10say, rat grow big. Valve comes to my house and
- 58:13puts a black bag over my head and puts me into
- 58:16a van and drives me to fucking Britannia and
- 58:20feeds me to the rats. That's what Valve does.
- 58:23That's my favorite voiceline. My favorite voiceline
- 58:26from him so far is like, we're not scurrying
- 58:30like rats. We're biting faces off like rats.
- 58:34You've pointed out to me yesterday that his rat
- 58:37attack that he is to or whatever just has a different
- 58:40line and there's like a billion different names
- 58:41for all the rats and like I just I Spammed it
- 58:44in the hideout forever and just listened all
- 58:46of them and it's just so good. He's like get
- 58:48in there Ingrid It's like yeah now you got to
- 58:52deal with second call or whatever Yeah, that's
- 58:56so good. Yeah, great character. Holy moly The
- 59:00I also can't wait to see all the amazing mods
- 59:03that people make for that character with his
- 59:04flag and song that plays like that's going to
- 59:06be a whole separate thing that happens that I'm
- 59:08sure is already well underway. Those flags are
- 59:11going to be flying at Comic Con for sure. Oh,
- 59:14yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm definitely going to get I'm
- 59:16going to put a Ratania flag in behind me somewhere.
- 59:20Represent the cause. All right. Well, that that
- 59:24that wraps it up for a little bit of dead law.
- 59:27And then you said you had a new section you wanted.
- 59:29So I have I have a new segment for the pod. It's
- 59:34called Build Browser Lovers, BBL for short, a
- 59:39segment where we focus on a particularly interesting
- 59:41build or a thoughtful build could be troll, could
- 59:46be just something I found 10 minutes ago, which
- 59:49is why we thought of this. I love a good BBL.
- 59:52So hit me. So the one I have for us today is
- 59:58a Baba build Baba BB BL and It's called Babas
- 1:00:07hit me with Baba's BPL Don't please it's called
- 1:00:12grandma steals your cookies and ganks you ASMR
- 1:00:16That's almost good as a investigating sexual
- 1:00:20misconduct So what I loved about this build by
- 1:00:26the way don't love the actual build It's too
- 1:00:32disjointed. There's a lot, too many options.
- 1:00:35There's like a million options in this build.
- 1:00:36However - You want a build to tell you, you're
- 1:00:38a fan of a build that tells you exactly what
- 1:00:40to build. I want a build to have, like, to be
- 1:00:43honest with you, I know that Decay and Knockdown
- 1:00:47and Disarming Hex and Silence Wave are gonna
- 1:00:48do what they're gonna do. I don't need you to
- 1:00:50put it on the thing. Like, give me a good left,
- 1:00:52give me a good left to right, and... It's like,
- 1:00:57even if it's a, even if it's a flow chart and
- 1:00:58says like, oh, you can do, this is what you can
- 1:01:00do for this. You'll understand what I mean when
- 1:01:02I read you the names of these, these little folders.
- 1:01:06You're saying stop putting a healing right off
- 1:01:08to the right of every single early. I don't even
- 1:01:10mind that. But it's like, you'll, you'll see
- 1:01:12what I mean. Like this just gives you, you can
- 1:01:14play her like six different ways and nobody gets
- 1:01:16this. So, okay. First one's called feeding pigeons
- 1:01:21with the flesh of her enemies. Okay. And that's
- 1:01:24going to be your normal stuff, your monster rounds,
- 1:01:26your melee lifesteal, extra regen, extra spirit,
- 1:01:30spirit strike, extra charge, mystic regen. You
- 1:01:33know, you probably get like a four point eight
- 1:01:35K investment on the purple there. Next section,
- 1:01:41knitting ugly Christmas sweaters. You tell me
- 1:01:45what that means. All right. Tanky, tanky greens.
- 1:01:51Mystic expansion, heel bane. Melee charge improved
- 1:01:56spirit and healing booster. Yeah, a little. I
- 1:02:00mean a little bit of green, but random combination
- 1:02:02of stuff. Little random. I mean, I guess the
- 1:02:05charge for her thing. Yeah, sure. Melee charge
- 1:02:07helps with the melee life steal. You said the
- 1:02:09life strike is in there or melee life steal.
- 1:02:12Melee charge is in there, but then melee life
- 1:02:14steal is in with feeding pigeons with the flesh
- 1:02:16of her eyes. Right. Interesting. Next area is
- 1:02:20called baking with fentanyl. This is Compress
- 1:02:28cool down quick silver reload spirit lifesteal
- 1:02:32rapid recharge Okay, you tell me all right. Yeah,
- 1:02:38you're sure these are all meant to be built differently
- 1:02:40I Are you supposed to just go left to right here?
- 1:02:43I mean, I don't know if I would go left to right
- 1:02:44there I mean, I can't tell I'm trying to count
- 1:02:47it up in my head But like the fact that the melee
- 1:02:49items are spread out at all where all three makes
- 1:02:50me think that it's supposed to be pick and choose
- 1:02:53from all three. It could be left to right, could
- 1:02:54be left to right. Hi, I'm Yarn. I don't know
- 1:02:58how to read. I don't and I won't learn. Next
- 1:03:02part. Grandma needs her meds. Right. Radiant
- 1:03:06regen, healing tempo, leech. This one makes sense.
- 1:03:10But also, this is what I want the build to tell
- 1:03:13me so that I don't have to think about it in
- 1:03:15the middle of the game. Do I do all of these?
- 1:03:18No, right. Do you just get one? Yeah, I mean,
- 1:03:22I think you'd yeah, this is definitely doesn't
- 1:03:24sound like a build for people who are just getting
- 1:03:25started. That's for sure. No, it is not. No,
- 1:03:27it is not. Anyways, by the way, I love this build.
- 1:03:30And I did I did okay with her just picking out
- 1:03:33of it randomly. I did not go left to right at
- 1:03:35all. I went left to right for feeding pigeons
- 1:03:37part right? Who made the build? Do you have the
- 1:03:40name credit them? I the person who built this
- 1:03:46prefers to remain anonymous. Is his anonymous
- 1:03:49on it? No, I have no idea. I just can't find
- 1:03:51it. All right, well, shout out to whoever made
- 1:03:54that build, because I want to make sure they
- 1:03:55get their credit. If someone listening to this
- 1:03:59finds it, feel free to comment. 686. You can
- 1:04:03see where it's by, though, if you're in the game.
- 1:04:06Oh yeah, so it's made by somebody named Domino122361.
- 1:04:11Domino122361, I love you, and I love your amazing
- 1:04:14ideas and creativity. You're much loved by dads.
- 1:04:20Even if yarn is illiterate. I hate it. The next
- 1:04:24part is the part she punches you. That's good.
- 1:04:28Are you doing the tier two and three melee stuff
- 1:04:31now? Yep, exactly what you'd expect. Crushing
- 1:04:33fist, boundless spirit. I go up to four now.
- 1:04:35Next one. Fastest old lady in the West. Duration
- 1:04:39extender. Yep, greater expansion, superior cooldown.
- 1:04:44Hold on, can I freeze frame for a second? Domino122364,
- 1:04:49I would love it if you came up with a better
- 1:04:51name for that section. I think it's not so good.
- 1:04:53I think you can be more creative. The fastest
- 1:04:56old lady in the West. Yeah, fastest old lady
- 1:04:57in the West. What does that have to do with any?
- 1:04:59Go back to the making jokes about New York stuff.
- 1:05:02You know what I mean? You got lazy in the end
- 1:05:04there. Yeah, a little bit, a little bit. Yeah,
- 1:05:06come on. OK. So next, it gets better. Her entire
- 1:05:12existence is fueled by spite. So it sounds like
- 1:05:16a lady I can get into. Yeah, Mercurial Magnum,
- 1:05:19Superior Duration, Transcendent Cooldown, Spirit
- 1:05:21Burn. Not bad. That's your power spike right
- 1:05:24there. Uh -huh. If you're on Spirit. Stop those
- 1:05:27pesky rapscallions, right? This is the disarming
- 1:05:29hex knocked down to pay Silence Wave. These are
- 1:05:33optional, these next two. I think actually the
- 1:05:35rest of the build is optional. Grandma just tanks
- 1:05:37it. I'm not even going to raid them. You can
- 1:05:39imagine what's in there. Greens. Send Grandma
- 1:05:42into the stratosphere. I bet you can guess what
- 1:05:45that is. I can't. Majestic leap magic. Oh, okay.
- 1:05:49Yeah, I should I was not thinking literally I'm
- 1:05:51trying to think of like escalating but I guess
- 1:05:53it's kind of like I don't really know where you're
- 1:05:54reading off of it. Yep Yep, and then the last
- 1:05:57one is my favorite which is half off sale on
- 1:06:00avocados, which is just a bunch of random greens.
- 1:06:02Yeah Yep. So is this a good segment? We should
- 1:06:06bring back. We're not even sure yet, right? Yeah
- 1:06:08Well, I have I don't have a full page up but
- 1:06:10I did I was working on a build that I want to
- 1:06:13mention that I know other people have done before
- 1:06:15but I was really enjoying it before the update
- 1:06:17and I I've poked around with a little bit with
- 1:06:19it after the update and I'm probably gonna I
- 1:06:23don't know if it has legs the way that Baba has
- 1:06:26granny long legs but the I'm feeling horny Celeste
- 1:06:30build that's all melee that I was building it
- 1:06:35is a exactly as you might imagine a classic like
- 1:06:39Abram style melee build but it is something about
- 1:06:43meleeing with Celeste where the her alt is flying
- 1:06:46around and you have your shield on you and the
- 1:06:48animation for her ult. It's one of those builds
- 1:06:50that I think I could see a melee Baba build taking
- 1:06:55off because of the same reason where like meleeing
- 1:06:57with her is just fun. It's one of those things
- 1:06:58where you're like, it doesn't even make sense.
- 1:07:00It makes sense in like a little bit where it's
- 1:07:02like, oh, you have a shield and you're in the
- 1:07:03middle of the fight and yada yada. But when you
- 1:07:06really think about it, you're like, nothing scales
- 1:07:07off of melee in a real actual way that you would
- 1:07:09be like, oh, yeah, it's going to obviously be
- 1:07:11a melee character. Baba does have a good at like
- 1:07:15the melee scaling on the two. Right. And so,
- 1:07:18like, I do wonder if we're going to see some
- 1:07:20some like I'm trying to think of what a melee
- 1:07:23Baba build would look like or be called as a
- 1:07:25job. Well, she's got an interesting thing, because
- 1:07:28like so there's already a lot of melee builds
- 1:07:30with her. She doesn't say it has to be something.
- 1:07:33This is the thing, too. It's like so her heavy
- 1:07:35melee damage scales off of spirit. So it's actually
- 1:07:39pretty good. And then her heavy melee does a
- 1:07:4150 percent slow, which is fucking crazy. I mean,
- 1:07:46this character also may get fucking nerfs by
- 1:07:48the time we this episode comes out. The melee
- 1:07:50stuff might get nerfed the most because it's
- 1:07:52just that too is really nuts. I was crushing
- 1:07:54people earlier. However, I will say the the parry
- 1:07:58does stop the damage, I think. Yeah, it doesn't
- 1:08:03it doesn't stun Baba, though, which makes it
- 1:08:05like totally OK to just throw that heavy melee
- 1:08:08out the whole time you have granny long legs
- 1:08:10up. By the way, did you see that they changed
- 1:08:12the They changed the parry again a little bit.
- 1:08:17They made it so that the like there's an issue
- 1:08:21with like registering parries or something like
- 1:08:24that. I have I can't I it's not super relevant
- 1:08:26because it was like a very minor change. But
- 1:08:28it just was another way that they cleaned up
- 1:08:31like some of the parry issues that people were
- 1:08:33having, which I think is nice because the more
- 1:08:35they clean that stuff up, I feel like the nicer
- 1:08:36it feels. Yeah, that's great. On that more of
- 1:08:39that, please. Yes, yes. Yes. Yes. Well, do you
- 1:08:42want to is that enough for your is your BBL big
- 1:08:44enough? Do you feel like you've got in there
- 1:08:46too big? Say goodbye to Baba's BBL. Bye And then
- 1:08:53you want to we can get into our last little bit
- 1:08:55here. What are you? What are you playing? What
- 1:08:57are you doing? What are you watching? How you
- 1:08:58feeling? Are you okay? What am I playing? What
- 1:08:59am I doing? We just finished watching Green Lantern
- 1:09:04the our lanterns and Yeah, man, good stuff there.
- 1:09:10Not bad. Do they kiss? That's my question. Not
- 1:09:14just two, three Green Lanterns. Yeah, and a three
- 1:09:16-way kiss. They all kiss at once. And a big three
- 1:09:18-way kiss, yeah. Sick, dude. I have to watch
- 1:09:20this. I watch one episode. I have to catch up,
- 1:09:22obviously. Yeah, but it's just good stuff. Pretty
- 1:09:26great show. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's it. That's
- 1:09:32pretty much it. I've watched a TV show and played
- 1:09:34Deadlock. That's fair enough. I've hydrated lots.
- 1:09:39I drank lots of water. No, I watched two things.
- 1:09:43One is that I watched the new season of the show
- 1:09:45called Slow Horses. Have you ever heard of this?
- 1:09:48I have not. It's on Apple TV. Crapple. No, I
- 1:09:52love Apple TV. Apple TV, the home for all things
- 1:09:55Apple and TV. Please don't remove our podcast
- 1:09:59from Apple Podcasts. It's a really good show.
- 1:10:05It's got a Gary Oldman in it and it's a bunch
- 1:10:07of like shitty spies that uh, it's not comedy
- 1:10:10necessarily Although there are like late -hearted
- 1:10:12moments, but it's like an actual spy thriller
- 1:10:14but the whole like setup is that it's like the
- 1:10:17shitty spies that have to deal with like all
- 1:10:19the people have been kicked out for like gambling
- 1:10:20and drugs and that shit like kind of shit and
- 1:10:23Gary Oldman just plays like a fucking awesome
- 1:10:26character his name is his character's name is
- 1:10:27Jackson Lamb and he's just he's this like gross
- 1:10:31disgusting washed -up spy who's like fat and
- 1:10:33like farts and like does all this like gross
- 1:10:36shit like drinking all the time eating a bunch
- 1:10:38of food getting shit like messy everywhere it's
- 1:10:40really good you should check it out dude that
- 1:10:44looks sweet also gary oldman is like that you
- 1:10:46know he's great legend absolute legend yep um
- 1:10:49and then uh i've been watching uh i love you
- 1:10:53um i don't know if you know this or not but i
- 1:10:54love eurovision if you're familiar with eurovision
- 1:10:56at all do you do you know what what is whoosh
- 1:11:03No, not really a musical competition that happens
- 1:11:06once a year where all the like a bunch of European
- 1:11:08countries submit a somewhat mediocre musical
- 1:11:12act and Performance from their own like selection
- 1:11:15shows in their own countries and then they all
- 1:11:18compete in Europe and the world votes on which
- 1:11:20ones are the best And it's like this like a ridiculous
- 1:11:24show That happens, but they're doing it for Asia
- 1:11:27right now I think it's the first time they've
- 1:11:30ever done it, but it's only Asia, and it's only
- 1:11:32in certain countries. And there's like Bhutan,
- 1:11:37Korea, Laos, Thailand, Vietnam are all participating,
- 1:11:41and the Philippines. It is much lower budget
- 1:11:44than the other ones. And you'd think that Korea
- 1:11:47would go like apeshit on this, but they like
- 1:11:50way phoned it in, and it literally looked like
- 1:11:52their contest was happening like in a mall. Where
- 1:11:56they just feel like, like international television,
- 1:11:59but they're like coming out of like a stadium,
- 1:12:02or not a stadium, like a little stage that's
- 1:12:03in like the basement of a mall was the vibe,
- 1:12:06with like three people like clapping, being like,
- 1:12:07oh, yes, very good, very good. But you know who
- 1:12:11took it away? It's the Philippines, Philippines.
- 1:12:13Give me like a bit of a 90s vibe of like the
- 1:12:16weird competition in the mall with like the J
- 1:12:18-pop type star or like 90s American, you know,
- 1:12:22pop princess. If you want to if you want to have
- 1:12:24an experience of like just watching something
- 1:12:26completely like you're just like I have no cultural
- 1:12:30Touchstone for this like the Eurovision Asia
- 1:12:32stuff you watch and you're like, wow, this is
- 1:12:34crazy Some of it's like feels like state -sponsored
- 1:12:35television and some of it feels like an actual
- 1:12:38like musical like competition, right? Like so
- 1:12:40the Philippines like win ham and their music's
- 1:12:43all really good. That one is amazing You should
- 1:12:45actually like just objectively watch that but
- 1:12:48The other ones, some of them 100 % feel like
- 1:12:50stated. There's like, we have the Minister of
- 1:12:52Finance here. And he's sitting on a golden pillow,
- 1:12:55just grimacing. And then everyone's quietly clapping.
- 1:12:59And there's drones flying around everywhere.
- 1:13:01You're like, a casual musical event here. It's
- 1:13:06on YouTube, so you can go watch it. And if you're
- 1:13:09a member of that song competition, and you want
- 1:13:13to guest on our illustrious podcast, you just
- 1:13:15send us an email. Will say everyone there are
- 1:13:18in each country. There was for the most part
- 1:13:21There was a person who did really well and so
- 1:13:22if any I would love To have a random person.
- 1:13:25He was just some guy from Bhutan being like what
- 1:13:27he's dead. I don't I Would love it if you were
- 1:13:31like my tube and throat singing song. I would
- 1:13:34imagine that they're probably a red man. That's
- 1:13:36what I was thinking Well, that's where that vibe
- 1:13:40comes from but yeah Rem I feel like Rem would
- 1:13:43be I don't know what kind of music room would
- 1:13:45be in Probably in the band Rem, right? Day, yeah,
- 1:13:50there you go Losing my religion. Yeah, that's
- 1:13:56the But that's a yeah, that's all I did and then
- 1:14:00you know, obviously deadlock We already talked
- 1:14:04about that But yeah, let's get into some and
- 1:14:07and finally let's get into some deadlock talk.
- 1:14:09I think that's Let's circle back around the podcast
- 1:14:11just plays again The yeah, I mean I I'd say before
- 1:14:16we go like the I'm very hopeful. I'm excited
- 1:14:20to see what character is going to get picked
- 1:14:22next. My guess is they're going to pick Deadman
- 1:14:23Danny or Violet just for the meme. You know,
- 1:14:28I'm hoping for Solomon because again, I just
- 1:14:30I'm interested in like how chess is going to
- 1:14:33play into his kit. I think would be interesting.
- 1:14:36Yeah, we'll see. Yeah. Well, as always, dads
- 1:14:40never say goodbye. Not really. So we'll be right
- 1:14:43back. We're just going to go get some stuff.
- 1:14:44I got to I got to get two French fries. I got
- 1:14:48a carton of cigarettes and a gallon of milk waiting
- 1:14:51for me. I gotta go meet with your teacher, she's
- 1:14:52gotta tell me something in private. We'll be
- 1:14:56back, we'll be back.