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70 - S3Ep18: Golden Moments Part 1 · On The Lanai

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Speaker 1: On the LUNI is part of the Odd Pods media network.
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Speaker 2: Hi guys, Hello, Hi hye. Who is that.
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Speaker 3: Oh it's prop daddy, it's our buddy, it's our Blanche.
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Speaker 4: Oh, welcome back, James, thank you, thanks for having me back.
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Speaker 2: So good to see you guys.
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Speaker 5: What's uh? I mean? You were just telling us a
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Speaker 5: little bit before the show what's.
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Speaker 3: Going on, which is that you've got an exciting daddy you.
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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it is the Cinco de Mayo festival in Portland, Oregon,
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Speaker 2: and a buddy of mine who has an events company,
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Speaker 2: asked me to help join and help do like the
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Speaker 2: setup stuff, and then while the event is going, doing
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Speaker 2: some of the logistical things, crowd control, something greats fix
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Speaker 2: it and so yeah, the past few days have been
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Speaker 2: very active, and it's also kind of a blessing curse
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Speaker 2: thing because I'm surrounded by so much good food. It is, Yes,
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Speaker 2: it is so hard to not try to eat at
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Speaker 2: every single spot at all times during the day, so
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Speaker 2: I do so. Whenever I travel abroad, I try to
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Speaker 2: eat my way through a city, and I'm basically eating
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Speaker 2: my way through the festival right now. I just stop
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Speaker 2: at one stand, get a tacover to go to another
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Speaker 2: stand like an hour or two later, get a.
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Speaker 6: Taco to You need your booth fixed. That's gonna cost
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Speaker 6: you some food.
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Speaker 2: I'm like a mob boss with the food vendor.
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Speaker 5: What do you got?
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Speaker 3: You're like going around the world in Epcot right now,
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Speaker 3: but like just Mexico.
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Speaker 5: Stuck in that pavilion. Oh did you get any lote?
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I had a cup of cord yesterday
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Speaker 2: and it was so good. A cup of corn.
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Speaker 6: Start your day off.
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Speaker 2: I got when he grabbed the bottle of mayo and
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Speaker 2: just straight up squeezed it like he was trying to
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Speaker 2: get rid of a small child, like like.
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Speaker 3: It was sorry in that scenario. In that scenario, was
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Speaker 3: the baby stuck in.
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Speaker 5: The bottle and he was clearing a clog?
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Speaker 3: Or was he shooting the baby like a fire hose
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Speaker 3: with the mayo?
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Speaker 2: What? What was the you know, I'm going to leave
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Speaker 2: that to the listener's imagination. Oh okay, like the late nineties,
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Speaker 2: early two thousands, dead baby just so inappropriate?
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Speaker 5: Oh God, Like, how do you make a dead baby float?
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Speaker 6: Oh?
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Speaker 3: Two scoops of dead baby in a little bit of
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Speaker 3: root beer?
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Speaker 6: That implies I already have them ground up and I
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Speaker 6: have a scoop.
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Speaker 3: Oh, you just take like a melon butler or an
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Speaker 3: ice cream scoop.
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Speaker 5: I get parma.
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Speaker 2: What's worse than a dead baby? Mm hmm a dead
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Speaker 2: baby in a blender? How do you get a dead
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Speaker 2: baby out of a blender? Oh, tortilla chips.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a lot of work. Anyone wants some, you
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Speaker 6: can finish this all.
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Speaker 2: So, as I was walking the festival grounds, one of
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Speaker 2: the vendors had a pastor on the vertical spit potato
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Speaker 2: girls with the pineapple on top. But amazing, so as
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Speaker 2: it's roasting, the pineapple juices go down into the meat.
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Speaker 2: I'd only ever seen that in Mexico, any of the
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Speaker 2: street vendors here in Portland, or even some of the restaurants, Like,
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Speaker 2: I don't see that.
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Speaker 6: You like, this is legit?
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Speaker 2: I want I saw that. I was like, I'm going there.
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Speaker 4: I want to eat all of it, like Kirby exactly.
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Speaker 2: And I only initially saw that one hot, But then
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Speaker 2: as you know, the day went on, I got to
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Speaker 2: see other vendors and things like that. There's at least
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Speaker 2: five different vendors.
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Speaker 6: That way and oh the same way, yes.
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Speaker 2: And I like, all right, more tacos for James.
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Speaker 6: We'll try them all and compare notes.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and at that time the festival is five days, I.
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Speaker 4: Can be the judge and let them give a little
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Speaker 4: blue ribbon to someone I should.
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Speaker 6: It's not even like say, this isn't sanctioned.
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Speaker 7: This is just me personally.
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Speaker 2: If James all your meat.
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Speaker 8: But that loud speaker, James has requested your meat.
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Speaker 4: James, we decided you're going to be topless with a
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Speaker 4: tool belt on, so they'll know where you'll have pl
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Speaker 4: he's running.
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Speaker 2: The only thing that gives me modesty is the screw
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Speaker 2: pouch in the front.
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Speaker 3: What I'm hearing is a Blanche's boudoir calendar. But like,
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Speaker 3: just James shirtless at his various jobs eating.
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Speaker 2: What I mean, gray wig feathered cereal.
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Speaker 6: Catch him off guard?
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, all I ask is if you are doing
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Speaker 3: that at Triangle Productions, that don's barefoot somewhere just like
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Speaker 3: in the background.
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Speaker 6: Oh, always always trunking down hidden in the scene.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, It's like I don't even look anymore because I'm
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Speaker 3: sure he's barefoot, Like I used, like the first couple
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Speaker 3: of times I ever went to see a play at
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Speaker 3: at Triangle Productions, I was like, oh, that guy doesn't
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Speaker 3: have shoes on wild and like I don't even look
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Speaker 3: like I'm like, what's up?
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Speaker 5: Yeah?
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Speaker 3: Hey, b Arthur famously, actually Don is not alone in
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Speaker 3: his brilliance on this.
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Speaker 5: B Arthur hated wearing shoes. It's the thing.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, And there's a lot of recording artists that prefer,
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Speaker 2: like when they're in the studio to know.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: Is that because they don't want to pick up the
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Speaker 6: sound or.
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Speaker 5: I think just comfort?
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Speaker 2: They said that it's it makes them feel more grounded.
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Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, hippie ship your listeners. Before we started
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Speaker 2: recording on this lovely episode, we were talking about crystals,
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Speaker 2: various shapes, that crystals can come in all sizes, shape, sizes.
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Speaker 6: Surprises, yeah, yeah, circumcises.
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Speaker 3: Look I well, I said, look, I'm a little bit
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Speaker 3: of a hippie. I'm not trying to shit on hippies
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Speaker 3: at all. But when I said hippie ship, it's because
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Speaker 3: during COVID I met my dear friend Meryl.
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Speaker 5: I love her.
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Speaker 3: I don't think she listens to this, but if she listens,
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Speaker 3: please don't get mad at me.
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Speaker 5: Story. But we went, uh, we.
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Speaker 3: Decided to go on an open air socially distanced, like
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Speaker 3: friend date during COVID and we met in this park
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Speaker 3: and she made me like take my shoes and socks
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Speaker 3: off and like wiggle my feet in the grass to
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Speaker 3: like get grounded. And then I have a little bit
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Speaker 3: of a grass I have a little bit of a
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Speaker 3: grass allergy if I like sit on it for too long.
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Speaker 3: So I brought like a towel, but she like she
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Speaker 3: had her hands on the grass and like we're doing
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Speaker 3: this whole thing, and like I'd follow Meryl into battle.
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Speaker 3: So I just went along with it because she's just
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Speaker 3: cute as a button and the nicest human.
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Speaker 5: But like, yeah, she's renfair.
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Speaker 3: She does like she's a what's a belly dancer and
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Speaker 3: like goes to that what is it Wastelander or whatever
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Speaker 3: that big Like what's that like the apocalyptic sort of
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Speaker 3: Mad Max teams Wastelander. It's a big festival. Yeah, anyway,
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Speaker 3: so that's that's that's her, and so that's why I
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Speaker 3: was like, that's that's some hippie ship that like you
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Speaker 3: need your feet to feel the earth thrown.
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Speaker 2: To Like that said, I do love the phrase of
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Speaker 2: like go touch grass or touch some grass.
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Speaker 3: Huge that I'm not against the ground. I'm not against
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Speaker 3: I just like I don't ever think of things like
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Speaker 3: that on my own. Like my parents were eighties, like
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Speaker 3: upper middle class parents, Like, so we weren't those people.
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Speaker 3: What aren't you The swimming pool we paid for it
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Speaker 3: was that kind of.
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Speaker 6: Ship like play with that skip We got this in
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Speaker 6: for you.
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Speaker 2: Use it, god, skip it.
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Speaker 5: Skippets are dangerous.
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Speaker 6: You knock that into your shin in it earth, So
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Speaker 6: we bought that for you.
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Speaker 5: I have.
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Speaker 3: If we have time, I have a small indulgence story.
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Speaker 5: Okay, So Brittany.
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Speaker 3: Real Brittany Snow who I of like pitch Perfect and stuff.
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Speaker 3: She was in the Would You Rather film that I
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Speaker 3: worked on. It was a horror film, and so I
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Speaker 3: got to spend a lot of time with her. And
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Speaker 3: we were cleaning ants out of her pink Jan sport
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Speaker 3: backpack one day because she set it down. We were
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Speaker 3: in like a house that was like for filming, and
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Speaker 3: so it was like not occupied and the basement was dirt,
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Speaker 3: and so she set her backpack down and ran up
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Speaker 3: to set. So anyways, we're just there. Just imagine more
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Speaker 3: like disgusted and cleaning ants out of a backpack and
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Speaker 3: I don't know how it came up, but she said, yeah,
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Speaker 3: you know, you know, I was the spokesperson for Skippet,
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Speaker 3: and I was like what she was like, I was
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Speaker 3: the little girl and like some of the commercials, and
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Speaker 3: they sent the skippet to my house and I had
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Speaker 3: like a ship ton of skippets and I had to
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Speaker 3: like practice because they didn't want me to look bad.
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Speaker 3: So she's like, I got it. She got it first
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Speaker 3: and then had to practice with them so that she
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Speaker 3: didn't look like ship on TV.
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Speaker 5: But she was like I had so many of them.
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Speaker 6: Like the.
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Speaker 3: Why why would I need so many? But yeah, anyway,
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Speaker 3: so that's.
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Speaker 6: That's pretty awesome, right.
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Speaker 3: I was like, how wild that they're like bru toy?
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Speaker 5: Yeah, figure it out.
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Speaker 2: Shattered my ankle like a little like how many times
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Speaker 2: you skipped it around?
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Speaker 6: Yeah the counter ye.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: I to just like swing it and fake.
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Speaker 3: It, but like a lot, you know, it really hurt
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Speaker 3: when it hit your ankle, like a lot of.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, fat eighties kids jumping.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, like with those moon shoes. I never had them,
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Speaker 2: and my fitness based it's just like you.
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Speaker 6: Bust your ankles.
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Speaker 3: No, Remember, there was a I don't know what it
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Speaker 3: was called there was a plastic ball that looked like
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Speaker 3: Saturn that you were supposed to put your feet on
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Speaker 3: either side of it.
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and I looked like it would kill you.
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Speaker 3: Yeah that I almost always like if you weren't paying attention.
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Speaker 3: I almost always feel like I fell off or like
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Speaker 3: step inside, like don't die.
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Speaker 5: Balance pogo sticks were fucked.
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Speaker 2: I never exactly where my mind was with like the
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Speaker 2: like side spring tubes.
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Speaker 6: I could never get those.
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Speaker 5: I never got good at stick.
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Speaker 2: I didn't own any of these. These were all like
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Speaker 2: neighborhood kids had these.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, me too.
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Speaker 2: My toys were like hot wheels or like.
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Speaker 6: My friend's the power wheels, and they wouldn't let me
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Speaker 6: ride it. It's like, well now I'm too big.
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Speaker 2: I've not seen this anywhere since I was a child.
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Speaker 2: But it was a power strike.
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Speaker 5: That's cool.
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Speaker 3: This is I repurchased this. But that was my first
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Speaker 3: micro machine I ever got. And then I needed some
12:07
Speaker 3: micro machines to make our season two winners trophy our yeah,
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Speaker 3: season two winners.
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Speaker 5: Nope, it was for A and E.
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Speaker 3: I needed a gold micro machine car for a different podcast,
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Speaker 3: and so I bought a lot of micro machines and
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Speaker 3: in that lot was this car, and I was like,
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Speaker 3: that's the first one I ever had.
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Speaker 5: Anyway, It's on my work monitor now because why.
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Speaker 2: Not Elgia nugget.
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Speaker 3: Two thirds of the cast of Bluey is on my
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Speaker 3: monitor as well. It's it's out of control up here, guys?
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Speaker 6: Is that out of control?
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Speaker 2: Control? That's probably gonna be my life later today.
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Speaker 6: No, you're gonna have gurgly l pastor tummy.
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Speaker 2: Oh man? Okay. I love Javin Niaro's. And one of
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Speaker 2: the stands that I got talked about yesterday had this
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Speaker 2: amazing hobb andyaro Saul So that tasted real good. That's
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Speaker 2: kind of revenge.
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Speaker 3: Spicy coming out.
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Speaker 6: Oh oh is it only port there though?
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Speaker 2: Yes? Yeah, And so I don't.
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Speaker 6: Eat anything, don't risk it. I don't even have to
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Speaker 6: pee last night.
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Speaker 2: You know that thing where you're like your body under pressure,
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Speaker 2: where you started like, oh, I should probably use the
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Speaker 2: rest one I'm like eight eight thirty, and I was like, no, no,
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Speaker 2: this is not happening. I'm not gonna willed it away.
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Speaker 2: I did.
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Speaker 3: Oh wow, I wouldn't ship my pants.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I wouldn't have been able to.
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Speaker 2: My calves are decently sore right now. Because to kind
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Speaker 2: of distract myself. I just kept walking because I got.
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Speaker 6: Some keep walking, just keep walking.
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Speaker 2: Walking, walk walking, walking, walking with it. Oh my god,
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Speaker 2: that food's so good. And I got a tro with
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Speaker 2: Belgian cream inside of it. And then they put sweetened
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Speaker 2: condensed milk over the top like a drizzle and.
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Speaker 5: Right like ejaculate, so it looked like.
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Speaker 2: It looked like a Belgian cream field comestick.
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Speaker 6: And then when you got home, you just started bathroom ya.
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Speaker 2: As soon as I got home, I made you.
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Speaker 6: And me date with destiny toilet.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, just eye contact with the rim of.
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Speaker 6: I'm gonna have to wash you.
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Speaker 3: I enjoy the street tros at it like that I've
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Speaker 3: gotten in Mexico the times I've been there, where they
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Speaker 3: have like the hot caramel inside, then they have the
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Speaker 3: sweetened condensed milk also looks like a big cum soak dick.
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Speaker 3: But like I like the cara, never had the like
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Speaker 3: the cream inside. I mean, I've had It's okay, let's.
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Speaker 2: Move on, listeners, take that in.
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Speaker 4: If you'd like to share with Aaron your cream in side,
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Speaker 4: please contact on the LUNAI had gmail.
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Speaker 3: Thing of spicy meat. I am for myself. Later today,
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Speaker 3: I have thrown some leftover sukiyaki thinly sliced beef in
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Speaker 3: some homemade from scratch tie beef salad salad dressing, and
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Speaker 3: that's marinating and I'm gonna gently like cook that in
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Speaker 3: a pan and make.
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Speaker 5: A tye beef salad.
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Speaker 3: Going to show me no because it'll burn your little tiny.
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Speaker 5: Buttole out, I don't care. It is. Yeah, I made
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Speaker 5: it real spicy.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, she'll get some white rice or something.
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Speaker 5: Abby and I are barely on speaking terms.
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Speaker 9: Oh no.
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Speaker 3: In fact, I at this point I want to say
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Speaker 3: that since I have met James's dog, I think I
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Speaker 3: prefer James's dog currently.
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Speaker 5: Wow happy.
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Speaker 2: She just so shady, like Aaron was so sweet and
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Speaker 2: it was just like I just want to be your friend,
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Speaker 2: and she's just like I'm afraid of you.
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Speaker 5: She was.
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Speaker 3: She was like, it's the Homer Simpson bush thing, but
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Speaker 3: like a cute little dog.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you do.
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Speaker 3: You can the most beautiful coloring on your dog.
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Speaker 5: She is so.
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Speaker 2: Absolutely gorgeous and then like you try to be like, oh,
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Speaker 2: you're so beautiful, and then she'll sit in the car
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Speaker 2: and just give you harsh sight. I like, do not
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Speaker 2: touch me.
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Speaker 3: Oh cool, So I just haven't seen that she's a
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Speaker 3: bitch like Abby.
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Speaker 6: It got it, don't touch me.
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Speaker 2: I just want to share my mental image that I had.
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Speaker 2: So have all of you seen Team America? Fuck?
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Speaker 5: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: Okay, So there's that scene where he's vomiting the alleyway
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Speaker 2: and then like there's air in the lines, and just
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Speaker 2: like that was your butthole, that was Abby's butt after
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Speaker 2: eating spice. That's where my mind went, And it's all
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Speaker 2: I could think about was shaking.
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Speaker 6: Picture fire coming out.
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Speaker 3: And she'd be like and just for the record, she'd
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Speaker 3: be mad at me the whole time too, Like I
17:17
Speaker 3: would have been like, Babe, I don't feel like you
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Speaker 3: should eat this, and she would be.
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Speaker 5: Like I need it, and then she'd be mad at me.
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Speaker 2: She propelling herself into space.
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Speaker 5: Did you get to.
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Speaker 2: Meet her in person?
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Speaker 4: James, No, Yett, We'll go somewhere like taking it slowly,
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Speaker 4: guess next time.
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Speaker 3: I'm trying to not introduce Abby to new people in
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Speaker 3: case she dies. I've already made enough people, sad like, realistically.
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Speaker 5: Group of people.
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Speaker 3: No, I don't mean Jesus.
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Speaker 5: She has had a lot of uncles. She's only had.
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Speaker 3: One dad ever, which was my ex that like, we
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Speaker 3: lived together for years and then one set of other grandparents.
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Speaker 4: Ause me, did dad come back with his cigarettes?
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Speaker 3: No, baby girl, Mommy through dad out.
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Speaker 6: Okay, trash.
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Speaker 2: That garbage bag made a really loud thud, and.
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Speaker 6: Garbage band is an owl.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Plus we all know hydrogen pteroxide gets blood out of anything,
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Speaker 3: so Abby, we know how to cover that ship up.
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Speaker 2: You worry.
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Speaker 4: I feel like this is going to be played on
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Speaker 4: a true crime podcast now and then Aaron gave up
18:41
Speaker 4: all her secrets.
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Speaker 3: That's my next new podcast, of course, outline.
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Speaker 5: The murder of Abby.
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Speaker 3: It'll be a whole true crime series.
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Speaker 5: I'm just kidding. I couldn't. That's the thing. I have
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Speaker 5: too much empathy for her.
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Speaker 3: Tiny had the naughty But no, next time we go
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Speaker 3: some tiny knife. Next when you're done being a prisoner
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Speaker 3: of the food court and we go out again, maybe
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Speaker 3: we'll go somewhere outside since it's getting nicer, and I'll
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Speaker 3: bring her in her stroller and you can see the
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Speaker 3: little trash faced dog.
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Speaker 2: That's the other thing about this is like, yes, these
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Speaker 2: are some long days. I'm very tired. I'm outside and
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Speaker 2: it's like beautiful weather, absolutely gorgeous. I'm eating good food,
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Speaker 2: Like it's hard to complain.
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Speaker 3: We're uh and by we're I am taking Abby and
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Speaker 3: I on like a little picnic.
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Speaker 5: Later We're gonna go.
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Speaker 3: Out to one of the nature areas and just like
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Speaker 3: sit and have a little I'm gonna take I have
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Speaker 3: grape uncrustables. I'm gonna take it grape uncrustable and some water.
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Speaker 3: I'll bring her like a little food or something, and
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Speaker 3: I'm just gonna go sit and soak up the sun
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Speaker 3: and nature.
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Speaker 2: So those prepackaged like charcooterie board things that you can
19:57
Speaker 2: get at like Fred Myers.
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Speaker 3: I do like the but I don't have any in
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Speaker 3: my fridge at this time, so then i'd have to
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Speaker 3: make a stop.
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Speaker 2: Those are my Either I want to have a picnic
20:07
Speaker 2: or I'm floating on the river snacks. It doesn't want
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Speaker 2: river charcouterie.
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Speaker 3: Oh my god, will you float with me this summer?
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Speaker 5: I have a tube and everything.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I've got a couple of tubes. I've got
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Speaker 2: one of those floating coolers. It holds like those are
20:21
Speaker 2: the best two or three cases of beer. Like it's ridiculous.
20:27
Speaker 2: I mean I just put beer there, I put you know, water,
20:31
Speaker 2: I mean it's.
20:32
Speaker 3: Like mostly beer though, right, So what you like?
20:34
Speaker 4: Lash it to your thing you're floating on and it
20:36
Speaker 4: floats along with you.
20:37
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's like a rectangle shape. It's got a
20:40
Speaker 2: decent footprint, so when you hit mild rappids and stuff,
20:43
Speaker 2: it doesn't flip over like it's my beer. I'm a
20:49
Speaker 2: I'm a Seltzer guy on the river. Oh that sounds nice.
20:55
Speaker 3: I have no preference for like what I drink. I've
20:58
Speaker 3: only floated the river twice since moved up here, and
21:01
Speaker 3: it's been down and bend. And one of the two times,
21:03
Speaker 3: I beached myself and I looked like Shamoo on the
21:06
Speaker 3: shelf at Sea World because we were going down some
21:09
Speaker 3: rapids and one section of it had like a drop
21:14
Speaker 3: with a bigger rock, but it was underwater so you
21:16
Speaker 3: couldn't see it. And so my fat ass got to
21:19
Speaker 3: that point and I was like, well, I live here now,
21:22
Speaker 3: and people were trying to help me, and it was
21:24
Speaker 3: a lot like when I fell in Colorado Springs and
21:30
Speaker 3: I was like, just leave me on this one man
21:35
Speaker 3: wouldn't like let me die. My friends like had we
21:38
Speaker 3: had come untethered from each other at that point, and
21:41
Speaker 3: so they kept like they had to pull off to
21:44
Speaker 3: the side and like go over and wait, and I
21:49
Speaker 3: was like, I said to leave me. And then we
21:51
Speaker 3: hiked up the hell and we went again, but like
21:53
Speaker 3: I was more careful when we got to that spot
21:56
Speaker 3: as not to be on like the far left by
21:58
Speaker 3: the like waterfall.
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Speaker 7: The fact it.
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Speaker 2: Is one of my so I like to make just
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Speaker 2: random noises anyways, but it's my favorite thing, like if
22:05
Speaker 2: I hit a rapid or if I like fall out
22:07
Speaker 2: of my tube to just be like whoa, and but
22:14
Speaker 2: I usually float. It's on the clockamis here.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, my the show Gina is on that
22:22
Speaker 3: I'm on on Tuesdays. Every time John reads uh clackamis yep, yeah.
22:29
Speaker 5: Says it weird.
22:30
Speaker 4: Yeah, I try to hell it's like you need to
22:33
Speaker 4: yell it clack clackamus.
22:36
Speaker 5: Yeah.
22:38
Speaker 3: Also he says will lamb it wrong, like every time
22:41
Speaker 3: he says willamette almost every time.
22:43
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's written, well damn it, will lamb it
22:49
Speaker 4: that is right.
22:51
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have not heard that one.
22:52
Speaker 5: A good way to remember it's made it up. There
22:55
Speaker 5: you go.
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Speaker 3: Well, hey listeners, thanks for listening to us. Have a
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Speaker 3: hell of a good time. We should get into this
23:03
Speaker 3: beautiful two part journey.
23:05
Speaker 5: We're headed down.
23:07
Speaker 7: Exciting.
23:08
Speaker 2: Yeah, like two parts.
23:11
Speaker 6: This is a a clip show. Friends didn't work.
23:18
Speaker 5: I don't know why I tried it that way today.
23:20
Speaker 5: It's not how I normally even do it.
23:22
Speaker 6: Tried again, Babe?
23:26
Speaker 5: That was better? Not great? Much better?
23:29
Speaker 3: What what does the fund.
23:36
Speaker 5: No?
23:37
Speaker 3: It's fine. Sorry, please, we hope you're still listening, Gina.
23:40
Speaker 5: Take it away.
23:41
Speaker 4: This is season three episode eighteen and nineteen, Golden Moments,
23:48
Speaker 4: Parts one and two. It originally aired as one original
23:53
Speaker 4: air date February thirteenth, nineteen eighty eight. Directed by Terry Hughes,
23:57
Speaker 4: written by mort Nathan Very Narrow.
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Speaker 6: And Kathy Spear. What do you guys think Golden Moments
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Speaker 6: will be about?
24:06
Speaker 10: Peeing golden showers, tinca asparagus?
24:19
Speaker 6: I think James is right.
24:23
Speaker 2: Golden Moments, Uh there, Willy Wonka fetish finally comes to
24:29
Speaker 2: the surface and they get that golden ticket.
24:32
Speaker 6: Sure, why not?
24:32
Speaker 7: It's perfect?
24:36
Speaker 5: What do you think Christen Golden?
24:38
Speaker 7: All the awards that the ladies have won throughout the
24:41
Speaker 7: years on the show, whether it be the Saint Olaf,
24:47
Speaker 7: Queen Princess Thing, or et cetera, all their achievements.
24:53
Speaker 3: Kristen, you're nervous right now about the quiz right because
24:56
Speaker 3: these are cur relative.
24:59
Speaker 2: No, because I got this.
25:02
Speaker 5: No, I saw you because I saw you searching for.
25:05
Speaker 3: The name of the san Ola thing, which I, truthfully
25:08
Speaker 3: I don't even know. And I was like, oh, no,
25:09
Speaker 3: you're trying to pull names out of your head. Oh,
25:12
Speaker 3: I just I'm just tired, bitch.
25:16
Speaker 8: I don't know.
25:19
Speaker 6: We're gonna We're gonna do a mad lips. There's a
25:21
Speaker 6: little different.
25:22
Speaker 3: Kids, We're trying something new.
25:26
Speaker 6: Also, deal with it.
25:28
Speaker 3: I like change management so much at work. I'm trying
25:32
Speaker 3: it on our podcast.
25:35
Speaker 2: Not just for college. Yeah, trying new things later in life. Fingers,
25:43
Speaker 2: three fingers, take that as you will.
25:49
Speaker 3: Oh, no, I got it.
25:50
Speaker 2: I just three fingers a whiskey maybe, yeah, we all
25:55
Speaker 2: we all know that's what I meant. Yeah.
25:58
Speaker 6: I think James woke up.
26:02
Speaker 5: Good because he's alive.
26:03
Speaker 3: I was just taking a lip class break. All right,
26:06
Speaker 3: what else you got for us?
26:07
Speaker 5: Anything else? You know?
26:09
Speaker 6: Yil Y'll go watch it?
26:12
Speaker 2: Yeah.
26:13
Speaker 3: Hey, uh, there's some really rad commercials coming up that
26:16
Speaker 3: you're gonna fucking love. Bye bye.
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Speaker 6: Feel bad, Yes, we feel bad. James has to work
27:25
Speaker 6: instead of hang out with us.
27:27
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to work, bang.
27:36
Speaker 3: Well, welcome back, Welcome back. I think I promised not
27:40
Speaker 3: to sing on something I was on the other day.
27:42
Speaker 5: Oh, we broke that ship.
27:44
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, we did rose Pedal Place on uh Bill
27:48
Speaker 3: and I's show, and I sang some of the songs
27:55
Speaker 3: for argue that everybody, It's still it was still a
28:01
Speaker 3: fantastic soundtrack by Maria Osman or like sung by Maria Allsman,
28:05
Speaker 3: of course.
28:06
Speaker 6: Was that nice?
28:07
Speaker 2: Yeah?
28:08
Speaker 3: Yeah, James, I feel oh sorry, No, you're fine, James.
28:12
Speaker 6: You feel all caught up now that you saw a
28:14
Speaker 6: bunch of clips.
28:16
Speaker 2: So caught up now. I'm kind of curious though, are
28:19
Speaker 2: these clips from other episodes or did they do like
28:22
Speaker 2: how sometimes sitcoms will just like take ten minutes or
28:25
Speaker 2: whatever re costume redress.
28:29
Speaker 3: These are no, these were legit clips from clips from
28:33
Speaker 3: seasons one, two, and three.
28:35
Speaker 2: That is fantastic, Yeah, because I was thinking about that
28:39
Speaker 2: the whole time. I was like, okay, so these are
28:41
Speaker 2: either yeah, like the redress thing, or actual clips, which
28:45
Speaker 2: for fans of the show that's going to be like,
28:47
Speaker 2: oh nostalgic. I get to like see these little bubbles
28:49
Speaker 2: of things. But because of my experience with the show
28:53
Speaker 2: where I actually have not seen a bunch of it,
28:56
Speaker 2: a lot of that was fresh.
28:57
Speaker 6: Yeah.
28:58
Speaker 2: One that wasn't fresh was the Herring story because that
29:01
Speaker 2: something I loved it. Oh yeah, it pops up in
29:06
Speaker 2: my like algorithm all the time of the Golden Girls,
29:11
Speaker 2: look at them breaking character.
29:15
Speaker 7: War.
29:15
Speaker 3: I've probably sent that also to you. To be honest,
29:18
Speaker 3: I share that a lot, like.
29:19
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's but it's everyone at James sharing houses.
29:26
Speaker 2: And the same clip please oh for good. As a performer,
29:34
Speaker 2: there's genuine joy in that moment. It's fun to watch
29:37
Speaker 2: and it's fun to also like connect with just like,
29:40
Speaker 2: oh yeah, I get that too.
29:42
Speaker 6: As an audience, I love when they break character do it.
29:47
Speaker 5: I love I love that on Saturday Live. Dude, like that.
29:49
Speaker 3: It's not like it doesn't have to be a sitcom.
29:52
Speaker 3: Like I love seeing that someone is so into.
29:54
Speaker 5: Their joke that they're having so much fun they.
29:56
Speaker 3: Can hold it together.
29:59
Speaker 5: Oh it's so good.
30:00
Speaker 3: Plus as a bad actor, I think I'm a good actor,
30:05
Speaker 3: but as a bad fellow actor. When I would be
30:09
Speaker 3: in shows, like I did a lot of stuff through college,
30:13
Speaker 3: Like Out of Back College was a community college near me,
30:16
Speaker 3: and I did built props for them, and then I
30:18
Speaker 3: did all their kids theater shows and we had to
30:20
Speaker 3: do like sixty seven shows and like four weeks or
30:25
Speaker 3: something because they were like done for children over the summer,
30:28
Speaker 3: and it was like all day doing plays. We made
30:32
Speaker 3: like one hundred dollars for sixty seven shows, so we
30:34
Speaker 3: did the math one time hourly at like the sad
30:37
Speaker 3: amount of money we made. But in that it became
30:41
Speaker 3: very important to me to do what happened to me
30:44
Speaker 3: when So this is such a terrible story. I'm sorry,
30:47
Speaker 3: I'm telling this poorly. In a high school, I went
30:50
Speaker 3: to Greece, not Greece, the country Grease the play with
30:53
Speaker 3: John Sakata at the time, because they were just throwing
30:56
Speaker 3: any celebrity in to get it to stay open on Broadway.
31:00
Speaker 3: And the people in the chorus were so fucking bored
31:02
Speaker 3: that they started talking to me because we happened to
31:05
Speaker 3: be in the front row, and this sexy chorus boy
31:07
Speaker 3: who had no idea I was like in high school,
31:10
Speaker 3: was chatting me up. And I became that person in
31:14
Speaker 3: these shows at Saddleback College where I was like talking
31:17
Speaker 3: to other people or kids in the audience because I
31:19
Speaker 3: was just like I could fucking play these parts.
31:22
Speaker 5: In my fucking sleep.
31:23
Speaker 3: At this point, I hate this show and I was
31:28
Speaker 3: a terrible actor, so I would try to like make
31:30
Speaker 3: other people laugh, like across the stage.
31:33
Speaker 5: I'd be like.
31:36
Speaker 3: And just like make crazy. That was a face for
31:39
Speaker 3: those of you listening at home, and it was great.
31:41
Speaker 3: But I would do whatever I could to like crack
31:43
Speaker 3: my coat, hosts up. If there weren't children or like
31:46
Speaker 3: teachers or parents I could talk to because there was
31:50
Speaker 3: a lot of downtime.
31:51
Speaker 4: You would just talk to them during the performance because
31:55
Speaker 4: there was Hey, how's it going.
31:57
Speaker 6: Nice seats you got because.
31:59
Speaker 3: There was Yeah, there was a it was like a situation.
32:05
Speaker 3: I wouldn't do it now, but like as as a teenager,
32:08
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't fucking give.
32:10
Speaker 5: A shit about this anymore.
32:11
Speaker 3: Like I gotta sit in this little pop out cutout
32:14
Speaker 3: like window anyway, whatever, you know what, I want to
32:18
Speaker 3: see video.
32:19
Speaker 6: Of this Saron talking and Danny Zuko is like, hey,
32:24
Speaker 6: can you keep it down?
32:25
Speaker 2: Like if I was doing like some I don't know,
32:28
Speaker 2: I guess more professional production and like one of my
32:30
Speaker 2: co co stars was you know, fucking off like that,
32:33
Speaker 2: then yeah, I probably be like, well that's not that's
32:36
Speaker 2: not above board. But I love messing with my fellow
32:39
Speaker 2: actors on stage, and I love it when they mess
32:41
Speaker 2: with me. I'm here for it because to me when
32:45
Speaker 2: it challenges your technique and it challenges you as a
32:47
Speaker 2: performer to keep it together. And like when you do
32:51
Speaker 2: the same show over and over again, oftentimes it can
32:54
Speaker 2: get a little stale or a little dry, and like,
32:56
Speaker 2: doing these things keeps it super fresh and it actually
33:00
Speaker 2: helps you do your job better because it keeps you
33:02
Speaker 2: more engaged and grounded in the material. I love it.
33:07
Speaker 2: I absolutely love it. I did a production of How
33:11
Speaker 2: I Learned to Drive, which for listeners at home, if
33:14
Speaker 2: you don't know that show, it's recently dark material. It's
33:18
Speaker 2: about how an uncle teaches his knees how to drive,
33:21
Speaker 2: but in the course of doing so, he touches her inappropriately.
33:25
Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, yeah, so dark material, but it's told
33:29
Speaker 2: as like a dark like there's moments in the show
33:33
Speaker 2: that have dark comedy or straight up almost borderline slapstick,
33:38
Speaker 2: and so it's gives you or initiates the conversation without
33:42
Speaker 2: kind of like hounding the audience with it. And there's
33:47
Speaker 2: a couple of moments, like there's a high school dance
33:50
Speaker 2: scene and so it's me and one of my co
33:51
Speaker 2: stars were dancing, and so anytime one of us had
33:54
Speaker 2: our back to the audience, we were like making faces
33:57
Speaker 2: or just like straight up fucking with the other person
33:59
Speaker 2: that we're dancing with, and you know it's high school dancer.
34:01
Speaker 2: We're awkwardly dancing with each other on purpose, you like
34:05
Speaker 2: leave room for christ straight up, Like I had my
34:11
Speaker 2: back to the audience and I just like gently blew
34:13
Speaker 2: in my coast and she she was trying so hard
34:18
Speaker 2: to keep it together. As soon as we go, She's like, James,
34:25
Speaker 2: I'm gonna fucking murder the same thing because I love
34:30
Speaker 2: heart noises, so straight up. She was like right next
34:33
Speaker 2: to me, and she's like, there's something I need to
34:34
Speaker 2: tell you, because we're all like supposed to be having
34:36
Speaker 2: these like quote unquote private conversations. So she just leaned
34:39
Speaker 2: over and made a part sound in my ear. And
34:41
Speaker 2: I'm supposed to be like grandpa or something like super serious,
34:44
Speaker 2: and it's just like nice.
34:51
Speaker 6: That would I struggle with that.
34:52
Speaker 3: I'd be like, I'm now going to find out every
34:55
Speaker 3: play that James auditions for, and I'm an audition with
34:59
Speaker 3: the hopes that we can with each other on stage.
35:04
Speaker 3: Hell yes, you know, in all my free time, okay, r.
35:11
Speaker 6: Four minutes a month.
35:12
Speaker 2: This episode literally so enjoyable. To watch and there's just
35:16
Speaker 2: like so many great one liners.
35:19
Speaker 6: Oh I love that.
35:21
Speaker 5: Yeah, glad that you were a guest for this.
35:24
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to have a conversation with the makeup
35:27
Speaker 2: artists this one, because across the board what.
35:31
Speaker 4: Happened very Sophia had it was so different enough was rough, it.
35:37
Speaker 3: Was well and two of the clips from that from
35:41
Speaker 3: this clip show came from see from episode one, and
35:47
Speaker 3: so it was almost like a pilot, like there were
35:50
Speaker 3: different furniture and someone to say.
35:52
Speaker 5: No eyebrows.
35:54
Speaker 3: Her glasses were not her glasses. They were these like
35:57
Speaker 3: square things.
35:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't just though there's that one scene with
36:01
Speaker 2: Blanche then I mentioned I was just like, what is
36:04
Speaker 2: with Blanche's makeup?
36:06
Speaker 6: Yeah?
36:08
Speaker 3: That was That was a Mary kay I by the way,
36:10
Speaker 3: I can tell you for certain because it had the
36:14
Speaker 3: It had the browbone highlight, the darker in the crease,
36:17
Speaker 3: and then a complimentary lighter shade on the lid. So
36:22
Speaker 3: likely whoever did their makeup had at some point also
36:28
Speaker 3: known how or taken a Mary Kay like intro course,
36:31
Speaker 3: because it was that was the I of the eighties
36:35
Speaker 3: and nineties.
36:36
Speaker 5: It's falling dark crease.
36:39
Speaker 4: Aaron, your makeup master at home where the Mary Kay
36:42
Speaker 4: I and send it to on the linna's email.
36:45
Speaker 6: Yeah, just kidding, Get a box of eyeballs. This is
36:49
Speaker 6: Mary Kay and this was a rise. Oh god, oh god?
36:58
Speaker 3: Yeah?
37:03
Speaker 6: Why are they two different colors?
37:06
Speaker 3: I shook come from.
37:07
Speaker 5: Two different marriage? Oh? Fuck?
37:13
Speaker 3: Well, And I can also tell you that I'm reasonably
37:16
Speaker 3: certain that the lipstick that Dorothy wears all the time
37:20
Speaker 3: is either Cherries in the Snow or I can't remember
37:24
Speaker 3: the other one, it's a it's a fuchia something. But
37:26
Speaker 3: they're the two almost pink blue based reds that like
37:30
Speaker 3: existed around that time, because I owned that color for
37:33
Speaker 3: a while, because they were like, oh, this was what
37:36
Speaker 3: Marilyn Monroe used to wear, but in like the eighties
37:39
Speaker 3: they added a bunch of pigment to it to be
37:41
Speaker 3: more eighties. And so now that lipstick, if you buy it,
37:44
Speaker 3: is basically magenta, and then's when she's wearing anyway. Okay,
37:48
Speaker 3: that's enough boring shit about me.
37:53
Speaker 4: Okay, thanks, Metis.
37:58
Speaker 2: Now are no fucks given? They're like sluts in the
38:02
Speaker 2: sunset red inner labia?
38:08
Speaker 3: Sorry? Would inner labia be sort of like a pleach color?
38:14
Speaker 6: Or like it depends on the woman.
38:17
Speaker 5: Okay really does Oh what if it was one of those.
38:20
Speaker 3: Adaptive shades inner labia.
38:23
Speaker 6: Like reaction different look like.
38:26
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a Mickey Mouse lipstick that's black and
38:29
Speaker 3: it turns a different shade of.
38:31
Speaker 5: Red on everyone.
38:32
Speaker 3: There's an Ariana Grande one from Wicked that did that.
38:34
Speaker 3: Kristin has a Sleeping Beauty one.
38:36
Speaker 5: Right, it goes from blue to pink.
38:39
Speaker 3: Yeah, so do one of those that's just whatever color,
38:42
Speaker 3: But then it turns to the color of your labia chemically, so.
38:47
Speaker 6: You're walking around.
38:48
Speaker 3: Huh, felt like that color.
38:52
Speaker 5: Down there? Bitches Ariola pink.
38:55
Speaker 3: Aren't so sexy?
38:57
Speaker 5: Ape our last.
39:01
Speaker 2: Cousin, Hala pink.
39:07
Speaker 3: That needs to be someone's drag name. If it's not already,
39:12
Speaker 3: I'm readyay.
39:15
Speaker 4: Tune in next week, guys, We're going to finish our
39:18
Speaker 4: two parter on This Golden Moment's Clip show episode featuring
39:22
Speaker 4: Aaron's nail biting quiz.
39:25
Speaker 6: Next time on on the Luni killby Contigued.
39:30
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm