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Conspiracies R Us · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

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  Things are shifting
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  who are fake news.
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  I am not suicidal.
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  We'll circle back with you directly I can circle back. I'll circle back.
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  Do not come.
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  do not come.
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  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to Episode 260 of the Jeffrey and Brian show. I am Jeffrey.
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  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
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  Testecleese: Oh, there's 2 guys drinking to be a target. What's going on?
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  Testecleese: You know that Jesse Smollett
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  Testecleese: clip in that intro didn't
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  Testecleese: age as well as I thought it would. I thought he was saying the news longer than he did.
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  Testecleese: Oh, well.
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  Testecleese: oh, well! And Jen Psaki disappeared shortly after we made this, too.
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  Testecleese: She went over to Msnbc right.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Brian McFadden: think she's still there.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: Sure
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  Testecleese: nothing that I'm gonna keep. Keep it to myself.
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  Testecleese: So if this what you shared is about those monkeys, it says 24 monkeys have been
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  Testecleese: recaptured. Yep.
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  Brian McFadden: That 24 more monkeys have been recaptured.
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  Testecleese: How many.
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  Brian McFadden: I don't know. I have no idea.
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  Testecleese: Alright!
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  Brian McFadden: I think it was 40. Originally.
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  Testecleese: That sounds right
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  Testecleese: well, apparently. South Carolina also has an issue with
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  Testecleese: emus on the loose.
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  Testecleese: Well, how they're trying to wrangle up these monkeys, which apparently are you? You told me? Apparently they're just like sitting outside just outside the lab.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: While they're trying to wrangle up these monkeys that deal with ews running around wild.
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  Testecleese: So sounds like South Carolina can't lock a cage. Huh!
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  Brian McFadden: Yep.
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  Brian McFadden: there was an employee that was
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  Brian McFadden: feed. The animals didn't properly secure the cages.
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  Testecleese: There you go.
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  Testecleese: You see this fema stuff that came out again.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Brian McFadden: yeah, she's saying, there's a lot more to it than just
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  Brian McFadden: you know, that was like a directive from Fema itself. Not just the her doing, saying that.
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  Testecleese: Yes, it was a widespread thing. It wasn't just me.
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  Testecleese: She's just the the scapegoat, the fall person.
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  Testecleese: I put something up on Facebook about this with, you know, just a Wcf question mark
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  Testecleese: Dumbass. We'll call him Sean again.
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  Testecleese: Respond to that. What's the problem, man? This guy's violent. He wants people to die. He said he was the bad guy. So what's wrong with the void in their yard?
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  Testecleese: And I was like,
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  Testecleese: 1st of all having a sign in your yard.
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  Testecleese: Does it make you that guy?
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  Testecleese: Second of all.
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  Testecleese: please cite your source, saying he called them the bad guys because all I ever saw was trump saying, Hey, we're not getting the help we need, and said, We're giving it to these illegal migrants into Ukraine.
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  Testecleese: Yeah. And of course he came back with some smart ass comment and couldn't come up with an actual quote, because I specifically said.
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  Testecleese: Rachel Maddow's opinion of of what happened does not count as a true source.
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  Brian McFadden: No, it's like using Wikipedia as a source.
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  Testecleese: Yeah, and he got all butt hurt like, well, I don't know what to tell you that I'm like well, because it never fucking happens. Dude.
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  Testecleese: All all this warfare you keep claiming is going on from trump.
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  Testecleese: It's being directed on trump supporters.
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  Testecleese: But we will definitely get into that
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  Testecleese: still dealing with the Boeing strike. And
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  Testecleese: in general they're downsizing because they've been screwing up bad.
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  Testecleese: It looks like they're gonna cut 10% of their workforce
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  Testecleese: and stop all.
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  Testecleese: I'm sorry. Almost all of the 7 67.
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  Testecleese: Commercial airline
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  Testecleese: aircraft production for a while.
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  Testecleese: or altogether, I don't know
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  Testecleese: but
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  Testecleese: we'll we'll talk about this
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  Testecleese: is boeing gonna bounce back, and if they do, how far are they gonna go, and how low is this stock gonna get before they do.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: Because this could well be a very huge money, making opportunity.
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  Testecleese: you know. Buy low, sell high.
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  Testecleese: Not even necessarily sell high.
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  Testecleese: Sit on it for 30 years, you know.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: Well.
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  Testecleese: last time we got together Saturday
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  Testecleese: we were waiting for what was Arizona to come back on the our Congress.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah, Arizona end of it. I think both.
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  Testecleese: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: Well,
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  Testecleese: the Republicans have taken control of the
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  Testecleese: both Houses. Yeah, of legislation
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  Testecleese: and have the Executive.
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  Testecleese: And I keep hearing how right leaning the Supreme Court is, but
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  Testecleese: they don't seem to vote that way. Rule that way every time.
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  Brian McFadden: No, they don't.
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  Testecleese: And.
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  Brian McFadden: And trump got 6 out of the 7. The wall states.
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  Testecleese: Yes, he shattered the blue wall
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  Testecleese: there should be.
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  Testecleese: They're gonna have a lot of opportunity to get a lot done.
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  Testecleese: But.
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  Brian McFadden: He's only got a year like a year and a half to do it in. Maybe a year.
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  Testecleese: About 18 months.
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  Brian McFadden: Okay.
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  Testecleese: Over the next
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  Testecleese: the election comes around to possibly. Yeah.
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  Brian McFadden: Our campaign in for the next election.
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  Testecleese: Yeah, flopping seats, swapping seats.
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  Testecleese: And do we ever bring up Pelosi giving Bernie Sanders shit.
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  Brian McFadden: No, I don't think so.
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  Testecleese: Okay, so we so don't bother with this guy. Brian's response up.
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  Testecleese: But we I don't think we covered it in the 1st place, so I don't care enough.
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  Brian McFadden: Well, Bernie said, that we can cover real quick, I mean. Bernie came back and said that the reason the Dems lost because they weren't listening to the people.
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  Testecleese: Correct.
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  Brian McFadden: Out of touch.
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  Testecleese: And she told him to shut up. And it's like you're not listening to people.
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  Brian McFadden: Right
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  Brian McFadden: in order to win an election. You have to like.
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  Brian McFadden: have something to have a campaign slogan that resonates with the actual people that are voting.
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  Testecleese: Well, I mean, if Bernie had a decent shot of getting the nomination in 20. But the Dems were not having that. They withdrew it.
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  Testecleese: Pop.
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  Brian McFadden: They may. They've changed all the rules in that in that primary to making sure that he couldn't win.
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  Testecleese: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: And then they I mean, they took a giant dump on Kennedy this time around.
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  Brian McFadden: Kennedy. Fix them.
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  Testecleese: Privacy.
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  Brian McFadden: He went independent, and he is now going to be well. I'm not sure it's an article in here, but he might have a Cabinet Position in the Trump Administration.
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  Testecleese: I'm not surprised by that at all.
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  Testecleese: I'm not.
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  Brian McFadden: I knew he was going to have a high level position. I didn't know if Trump would go all in on cabinet for him, though.
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  Testecleese: Yeah. Right? The secretary.
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  Testecleese: Anyway, before we get into that goodies, we still got some stuff that
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  Testecleese: I think we should talk about. That isn't necessarily going to fit into stuff
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  Testecleese: like. For example, Iraq is looking to lowering the age of consent to 9 years old.
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  Brian McFadden: What the hell.
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  Testecleese: Yes, and that includes marriage.
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  Testecleese: Is this the most.
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  Brian McFadden: One thing.
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  Testecleese: It's an Iraqi thing. I don't know enough about. Their
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  Testecleese: Iraq has an unusual or I shouldn't say unusual, different
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  Testecleese: government system than us, and I'm not sure how it works.
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  Testecleese: I know they have like one guy that's really in charge, but he's not really kind of like.
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  Brian McFadden: Can they vote at 9 years old, too.
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  Testecleese: That's an excellent question. But the girls oh, oh, the agent consent is just for girls. By the way, it's not. Boys don't matter.
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  Brian McFadden: Right.
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  Testecleese: I don't think the girls can vote in Iraq, can they?
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  Brian McFadden: Probably not.
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  Testecleese: Hmm! I'm not sure
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  Testecleese: they might. I know Iran, they used to, at least they might. Still, I don't know.
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  Testecleese: And you shared this one.
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  Testecleese: Yeah, what? The yeah, what? The fuck.
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  Brian McFadden: This spirit airlines flight was.
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  Brian McFadden: I think I can't remember where it was going.
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  Testecleese: Haiti.
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  Brian McFadden: Haiti. Yeah. And they had to divert from Haiti to the Dr. Because
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  Brian McFadden: they were trying to land in Haiti and got hit with gunfire.
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  Brian McFadden: So they went back up and
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  Brian McFadden: landed in the neighboring country.
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  Testecleese: Yeah. So a shithole country.
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  Testecleese: maybe trump wasn't wrong on that one.
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  Brian McFadden: I don't think he was.
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  Testecleese: Alright, Buddy.
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  Testecleese: you you shared this just recently. So I put it in.
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  Testecleese: You know how much I love talking about Ufos.
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  Brian McFadden: Yep.
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  Brian McFadden: There's a report that came out that they're not saying that there's actual aliens out there. But there's hundreds of new Ufo sightings.
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  Testecleese: Well, that could easily be explained away as
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  Brian McFadden: Bear with.
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  Testecleese: I think you're playing.
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  Brian McFadden: Teams.
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  Testecleese: Yeah, testing new technology for the next phase of warfare coming.
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  Testecleese: That's what I always thought. Whenever I hear Ufo, it's usually
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  Testecleese: someone developing some new top secret weapon. You know what I mean.
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  Testecleese: but
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  Testecleese: people just I don't know. Hunter Biden must be in the news. Huh? Ufos got released again.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
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  Testecleese: So, yeah, yeah.
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  Brian McFadden: Do we have the view.
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  Testecleese: That's all right.
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  Brian McFadden: About Hunter biden.
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  Testecleese: He's on trial right now, isn't he?
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: Oh, my God! So there you go! That's why we're hearing about Ufos again. Every time Ufos going on, something's going on with Hunter.
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  Testecleese: Need to get a better playbook, guys. We see through it.
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  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh.
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  Testecleese: I don't care about Charles Barkley.
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  Testecleese: Apparently Kamala Harris is doing a campaign fundraiser
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  Testecleese: for a recount.
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  Brian McFadden: Freaking out of what?
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  Testecleese: Of the vote. I thought
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  Brian McFadden: Good luck with that, because Trump's got more popular vote than she's got.
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  Testecleese: Not even so.
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  Testecleese: I thought that saying anywhere to recount was equivalent to an insurrection.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Election. Denier.
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  Testecleese: Exactly.
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  Testecleese: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: And you know that recoun's really gonna pay off for 20 million dollars in debt
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  Testecleese: that the campaign still holds.
• 10:42
  Brian McFadden: Right.
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  Testecleese: Anyway, and even Charlemagne, the god asked how come after trump went to the White House.
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  Testecleese: Biden thought that trump was a threat to democracy, and then, as soon as trump shows up, he says, Welcome back.
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  Brian McFadden: Right.
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  Testecleese: Like, why is this? Why is it not a bad thing? Why is it everything gonna be okay?
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  Brian McFadden: Well, the no agenda show came out on this episode. I'm listening to right now, and said they don't believe that was the real Joe Biden, that met with trump in the White House, because apparently
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  Brian McFadden: trump is like 6, 3, and Biden is 6 foot. But Joe Biden was actually taller than trump in the pictures.
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  Testecleese: And all that.
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  Brian McFadden: Saying he had 4 inch high orthopedic shoes on. That's what made the difference.
• 11:27
  Testecleese: 4 inch.
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  Testecleese: I don't know about that, but those those dudes are kind of
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  Testecleese: kind of wacky with some of their theories. I'm sure you've noticed that. That's what makes them entertaining, though.
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  Brian McFadden: Yep.
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  Testecleese: Alright. So what's going on
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  Testecleese: with a Newport news over there?
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  Brian McFadden: We had a we had
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  Brian McFadden: a kid that started choking at lunch.
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  Brian McFadden: and the Security Officer, who was a prior military, recognized what was going on with the high maneuver signs, and
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  Brian McFadden: I don't think he did it. But one of his partners in crime, the other Security officer initiated the Heim maneuver, and
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  Brian McFadden: out popped the object that they were choking on. It was a kiwi kiwi. They were choking on.
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  Testecleese: There you go! Kiwis will kill you.
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  Testecleese: Or run your ship aground
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  Testecleese: alright, and do this next one.
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  Testecleese: And was it Norfolk? I guess.
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  Brian McFadden: No, I don't think this was Norfolk.
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  Testecleese: No, it said something about the airport, and I was like the airport.
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  Brian McFadden: Ray shared this one as a submarine.
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  Testecleese: So everybody said he's stationed in Norfolk.
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  Brian McFadden: Okay.
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  Testecleese: Yeah. Look.
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  Testecleese: anyway.
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  Testecleese: Apparel.
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  Brian McFadden: Lined the outside of apartment building to save people. That was while it was on fire.
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  Testecleese: Yeah, and pull people at the window and like toss them to safety. And I was like, what the
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  Testecleese: 1st of all, what if?
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  Testecleese: What's this guy doing? Once he scales the side of the building to get people out.
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  Testecleese: and whatever he.
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  Brian McFadden: Well, there's a picture of them here, or a video.
• 13:03
  Testecleese: Is a video.
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  Brian McFadden: Standing on the ledge, you know, and like pulling people out of the building.
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  Testecleese: But couldn't they have done that on their own? Then.
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  Brian McFadden: They could have. But you know how we're trained in the military for this kind of shit, you know, to remain calm, no matter what the situation is. Most people will free freeze in that kind of situation.
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  Testecleese: It's very true. Most people just clinch up and freeze
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  Testecleese: just like if you come across emergency situation, we have to help out. You always point at someone and say you call 9 1 1.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Otherwise, it doesn't happen.
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  Testecleese: Yeah. Cause if you if you just say someone call 9 1 1, everyone assumes someone else will.
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  Brian McFadden: Yep.
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  Testecleese: But you put that responsibility on someone. Then boom! It's easy to actually make that call
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  Testecleese: alright. Well, the burn ban has been lifted in West Virginia.
• 13:52
  Testecleese: It was, in effect, for what? Yeah? It was, in effect, for about 2 weeks, because of drought conditions which sucks because.
• 13:59
  Brian McFadden: Well, now you get rid of all your Miller light boxes.
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  Testecleese: Yeah, that's exactly what's going to happen.
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  Testecleese: I got tons of cardboard built up in the garage I gotta get rid of.
• 14:10
  Testecleese: Of course I don't burn that that's illegal.
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  Testecleese: And some woman in Putnam County
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  Testecleese: she's been indicted.
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  Testecleese: She brought in a days old baby
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  Testecleese: for help to the hospital
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  Testecleese: like 3 broken ribs, shattered orbital bruises, cutting all sorts of stuff.
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  Testecleese: and she will be facing charges for what happened, because, something horrible must have happened.
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  Testecleese: by the way, that child did not survive
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  Testecleese: so.
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  Brian McFadden: Crazy.
• 14:46
  Testecleese: Yeah
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  Testecleese: good people out there, you know, great, great people
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  Testecleese: can't wait for someone to hear someone tell me that. That's because she couldn't get an abortion.
• 14:56
  Testecleese: No.
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  Testecleese: all right. So let's talk about the losing tactics that have been going on with the Democrats. Maybe.
• 15:04
  Testecleese: there've been enough autopsies of what happened.
• 15:07
  Testecleese: or I mean.
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  Brian McFadden: So they're just getting started.
• 15:10
  Testecleese: Yeah. Yeah. More than 40% of Californians voted for trump.
• 15:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's insane.
• 15:18
  Testecleese: That is insane.
• 15:21
  Brian McFadden: But it also points out, if you look at any of the recent maps, you know.
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  Brian McFadden: 99% of the country is red.
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  Brian McFadden: and there's pockets of blues scattered throughout the country.
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  Testecleese: Yes, and they're just the very densely populated cities. And for whatever reason they always go Democrat.
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  Testecleese: not always, but almost always.
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  Testecleese: And then they wonder why they have all this
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  Testecleese: rampant crime and everything you know.
• 15:47
  Testecleese: To go, we need to get rid of the police dude. You guys are living on top of each other. You need someone around here make sure that everyone's not getting robbed.
• 15:54
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 15:54
  Testecleese: But what I've
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  Testecleese: whatever.
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  Testecleese: And look what happened in California.
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  Testecleese: the crime was out of control. I mean to the point, they said, that's not illegal anymore. We won't even bother arresting you.
• 16:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Well, then, California voted back in, voted it back in as crime.
• 16:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, just wait. I can't wait to see what that costs to
• 16:12
  Testecleese: go through all this because people have been getting away with it for so long. They aren't even gonna think twice about walking out with the TV, you know.
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  Testecleese: anyway.
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  Testecleese: okay, when
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  Testecleese: Kamala Harris did did her call her Daddy.
• 16:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: Apparently she didn't want to go up to where this woman was in California right to do the show. So she brought
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  Testecleese: the host to her and then
• 16:40
  Testecleese: built a set to match this woman's podcast channel set to do the interview, and it cost her $100,000.
• 16:49
  Brian McFadden: But she didn't pay that. The campaign paid for it.
• 16:53
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, maybe
• 16:55
  Testecleese: they went through over a billion dollars.
• 16:59
  Testecleese: And this is what they were spending on was rebuild a hundred $1,000 to rebuild a set that was gonna be used once.
• 17:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. And then I saw I saw that Chris Como was critiquing this. I think he was a little jealous that he didn't get the money to rebuild her.
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  Brian McFadden: her set for so.
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  Testecleese: Cuomo.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he's on Msnbc now, isn't he? He's on one of the
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  Brian McFadden: that works.
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  Testecleese: For some reason I.
• 17:22
  Brian McFadden: No, he's on news back, I think.
• 17:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, I think he's on like an online publication.
• 17:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 17:28
  Testecleese: That's the only place I ever see, because I get all my stuff online.
• 17:35
  Brian McFadden: Apparently. They also said that
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  Brian McFadden: they paid Oprah's company
• 17:41
  Brian McFadden: a million dollars to help the campaign, but Oprah said she didn't get paid directly.
• 17:46
  Brian McFadden: and Beyonce's company also got paid
• 17:51
  Brian McFadden: millions of dollars
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  Brian McFadden: 2. So
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  Brian McFadden: I mean.
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  Testecleese: That was so passionately helping. Harris run for President. We're just getting paid the whole time.
• 18:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: Unbelievable. And you point this shit out as it's going on like, Oh, you're out of your mind.
• 18:11
  Testecleese: And then, yeah, then, like, Oh, you know, this suddenly happened. That's the difference. Though, conspiracy theory. The difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth is, about 6 months.
• 18:20
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 18:21
  Testecleese: Recording.
• 18:23
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, oh, my God! And now
• 18:26
  Testecleese: and now they want Biden to fucking resign. So Kamala Harris can be president.
• 18:31
  Brian McFadden: That's never going to happen. You can tell that there's a lot of
• 18:36
  Brian McFadden: hatred between Biden and Harris camps, I mean, look at what Jill wore to go vote.
• 18:44
  Testecleese: I know right.
• 18:45
  Brian McFadden: To where.
• 18:46
  Testecleese: Zoom.
• 18:46
  Brian McFadden: Totally red outfit.
• 18:49
  Testecleese: Not just that. But I think the Democrats.
• 18:52
  Testecleese: especially the Progressive Democrats, wouldn't want that is, would you really want the 1st woman President to get the job because
• 18:59
  Testecleese: the guy
• 19:00
  Testecleese: oh, I feel bad for you. I'll give it to you for a month and a half. You know what I mean.
• 19:06
  Brian McFadden: Think of the logistical nightmares. To do that, the Bynes would have to move out of the White House, and she'd have to move into the White House, and then they got to do it all over again.
• 19:14
  Brian McFadden: The money that the taxpayers would have to spend to do that is insane.
• 19:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, just to have a.
• 19:20
  Brian McFadden: For no legitimate reason other than to give her the title of 1st female President.
• 19:25
  Testecleese: Yeah. And then that's what's gonna be in the history book is what the man had to step aside and let her have it because he felt bad that she couldn't win.
• 19:31
  Testecleese: and she only got to hold the position for a couple weeks, couple months.
• 19:35
  Testecleese: That's ridiculous
• 19:37
  Testecleese: like, is that, really? And you, you want to all say that
• 19:40
  Testecleese: you're gonna have the 1st female president, and then someday you have the 1st elected female president.
• 19:45
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 19:47
  Testecleese: She didn't get her. Oh, my God! She didn't even get voted in for the nomination, though, so what do they care? They just want to RAM her in wherever they can.
• 19:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 19:57
  Brian McFadden: I mean she has.
• 19:59
  Brian McFadden: I mean, she didn't vote. She got the primary before when she was running for President because she couldn't get any votes then
• 20:08
  Brian McFadden: she's not a good candidate. She wasn't then. She isn't now, and
• 20:13
  Brian McFadden: she didn't.
• 20:14
  Testecleese: 0.
• 20:14
  Brian McFadden: He wasn't relatable with the common person, you know.
• 20:17
  Brian McFadden: Nobody want her cackle for the next 4 years.
• 20:20
  Testecleese: Oh, good God! All right!
• 20:22
  Testecleese: Did you see the
• 20:24
  Testecleese: the polling results
• 20:26
  Testecleese: when or her likability
• 20:29
  Testecleese: I went from like nobody liked her at all. And then they said, Boom! All of a sudden, she's going to be running for President. You don't get a choice. All of a sudden people liked her right.
• 20:38
  Brian McFadden: That makes no.
• 20:38
  Testecleese: That's why.
• 20:39
  Brian McFadden: Whatsoever.
• 20:41
  Testecleese: And that's just that
• 20:43
  Testecleese: you're voting out of hate. You don't support Kamala Harris. You hate Donald Trump.
• 20:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 20:50
  Testecleese: We're definitely gonna get into those whack jobs that
• 20:53
  Testecleese: truly hate. That's nuts like, I don't.
• 20:55
  Testecleese: One thing I've noticed in general
• 20:58
  Testecleese: is
• 21:00
  Testecleese: the people what what it's called for right now. But it's not really. It's anyone freaking
• 21:05
  Testecleese: right of Hillary. Clinton is far right, apparently
• 21:10
  Testecleese: think Democrats are misinformed
• 21:13
  Testecleese: and naive.
• 21:15
  Testecleese: and
• 21:16
  Testecleese: you're left.
• 21:19
  Testecleese: thinks the other side is evil and trying to sacrifice babies to their moon. God!
• 21:28
  Testecleese: You know, like the Republican party, they're excited when I agree with them on a couple of points
• 21:33
  Testecleese: like, All right, we get along all right. Cool. Go to the Democrats. I disagree with one thing with them
• 21:39
  Testecleese: on the fly right now.
• 21:40
  Brian McFadden: Exercise.
• 21:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, far right, Nazi. I'm like what the fuck man you keep take. You can't keep hemorrhaging voters out of your party and expect to win.
• 21:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 21:51
  Testecleese: Because exactly once you get ostracized, you really want to go vote for those same people.
• 21:55
  Testecleese: What else have they been calling? They've been calling everyone a Nazi. I wonder? Let's see how wrong they were, and everything else, too.
• 22:01
  Testecleese: That's usually what takes you getting thrown out for disagreeing on something that you didn't realize the trend had changed yet.
• 22:06
  Testecleese: you know.
• 22:08
  Testecleese: Just like about a year ago Aoc took her pronouns out of her twitter profile.
• 22:16
  Brian McFadden: That's crazy.
• 22:17
  Brian McFadden: that's all. She was about back in the day.
• 22:21
  Testecleese: Well, what I keep hearing is, a
• 22:25
  Testecleese: Democrats are all about. They them trump is all about you. And I was like, Oh, that's pretty good. Actually, that was a good way to put it.
• 22:32
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 22:33
  Testecleese: But yeah, man, you left
• 22:34
  Testecleese: media is plummeting.
• 22:40
  Testecleese: Nobody's watching Msnbc. Nobody's watching any of this stuff, because, like
• 22:44
  Testecleese: you guaranteed them a win by a giant landslide blowout. They got the exact opposite.
• 22:50
  Testecleese: They just don't believe you anymore.
• 22:54
  Testecleese: What's his name?
• 22:57
  Testecleese: Pakman? David Pakman.
• 23:00
  Testecleese: Has seen. He's a big deal left Wing Podcasters.
• 23:05
  Testecleese: He's been complaining about how the trump team is coming out to destroy him because he's already lost 10,000 subscribers. They're just they've given up on political content. It's like no man. They gave up on your political content
• 23:16
  Testecleese: because you just made a bunch of shit up and get. He guaranteed they were going to win all this win all the swing States and Iowa.
• 23:25
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez Louise.
• 23:28
  Testecleese: anyway.
• 23:31
  Testecleese: Cnn is doing so bad. They're
• 23:34
  Testecleese: they're laying off
• 23:35
  Testecleese: ton of people.
• 23:37
  Testecleese: Chris Wallace is leaving.
• 23:39
  Testecleese: but apparently they're gonna be cut cutting a lot of their top talent because they're paying them so much money.
• 23:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, let me open up this article, actually, and give it another
• 23:48
  Testecleese: look for the numbers in here. Cnn wax top stars in layoffs that'll see hundreds fired as ratings continue to tank.
• 23:56
  Testecleese: Boom! Boom!
• 23:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, here we go. Anderson Cooper. 20 million dollars a year.
• 24:02
  Testecleese: Erin Burnett, 6 million Caitlin Collins, you know Caitlin Collins is.
• 24:07
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 24:09
  Testecleese: There you go. She's getting 3 million dollars a year at C.
• 24:12
  Brian McFadden: Oh, they talked about this on the the no agenda show today. It's like nobody's ever heard of her. But she's making 3 million dollars a year.
• 24:18
  Testecleese: There you go! There you go! That's just in the article
• 24:21
  Testecleese: originally released by Puck.
• 24:26
  Testecleese: How much money do they have to blow? And where is it coming from?
• 24:30
  Testecleese: Are they getting donors? Are they really getting that much advertisement in?
• 24:38
  Testecleese: And what are they selling? I mean, realistically, who's watching any network news channel?
• 24:43
  Brian McFadden: Nobody. The old people.
• 24:45
  Testecleese: You're selling Viagra pills and stool softeners right? That.
• 24:49
  Brian McFadden: And at home. Collateral ought to be tests.
• 24:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. Docolax.
• 24:55
  Brian McFadden: Color guard. It's like.
• 24:58
  Brian McFadden: think that!
• 24:59
  Testecleese: Exactly. Oh, my God!
• 25:04
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! You've watched these networks as well, though the commercials are running. You're like what they're trying to sell me more gold again.
• 25:15
  Testecleese: Oh, man!
• 25:17
  Testecleese: But yeah, even Chris Wallace is rolling out. I think that was before the he announced that before the layoffs were announced.
• 25:23
  Testecleese: He might, he might have seen the writing on the wall.
• 25:26
  Testecleese: He's a.
• 25:27
  Brian McFadden: Well. He originally was supposed to be part of Cnn. Plus.
• 25:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, that got we were getting more views with our live
• 25:36
  Testecleese: Cnn was.
• 25:38
  Testecleese: and we don't even do that. Well, we don't do that anymore.
• 25:40
  Brian McFadden: I'm gonna explore independent networks. Now, you know, I'm like, whatever.
• 25:46
  Testecleese: You should come work for us.
• 25:48
  Testecleese: I can guarantee him a job longer than he had at Cnn.
• 25:54
  Testecleese: Plus. It'd be hilarious him sitting there all sober like being a douchebag while we're hammered going. What a fucking moron!
• 26:01
  Testecleese: But yeah, he burned that bridge at Fox, too, didn't he?
• 26:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 26:06
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 26:07
  Testecleese: All right. Well, I mean, I still respect Chris Wallace as a journalist, but he definitely
• 26:14
  Testecleese: goes wherever the wind seems to be blowing him.
• 26:17
  Testecleese: You know what I mean.
• 26:20
  Testecleese: but
• 26:21
  Testecleese: it's all a hustle. They're just sitting there to make a buck.
• 26:24
  Testecleese: You know what I mean.
• 26:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 26:27
  Testecleese: All right.
• 26:29
  Testecleese: We got a lot of our
• 26:31
  Testecleese: lot of nominations to go through here. You don't have to go through them all if you don't want to.
• 26:36
  Testecleese: But oh.
• 26:38
  Testecleese: oh, there you go, Arizona, that he won the swing state.
• 26:43
  Testecleese: I put that in the wrong category, apparently
• 26:46
  Testecleese: trump picked a bunch of roles for a bunch of people. I don't care about all of them.
• 26:53
  Testecleese: I do like Ratcliffe for CIA director.
• 26:56
  Brian McFadden: What about Tulsi? Amber.
• 26:58
  Testecleese: Tulsi is gonna be what a Department of Intelligence, or something like that.
• 27:02
  Brian McFadden: National Director of Intel.
• 27:05
  Brian McFadden: The yeah.
• 27:06
  Testecleese: Director of National Intel, yeah.
• 27:09
  Testecleese: I
• 27:10
  Testecleese: I don't know. She she had a relatively high rank in the guard, or still does.
• 27:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the top secret clearance. She was lieutenant commander in the guard.
• 27:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, I had. Okay.
• 27:20
  Testecleese: army, though. Right? So yeah. So the lieutenant command is a lot bigger deal there than it is in the Navy.
• 27:24
  Brian McFadden: I thought she was. Maybe it wasn't. Then it'd be Lieutenant Colonel. It was the army.
• 27:30
  Testecleese: Whatever.
• 27:33
  Testecleese: yeah, I had a top secret clearance, though
• 27:35
  Testecleese: you know what I mean, just because I had to have that clearance to be able to do some of.
• 27:38
  Brian McFadden: She's on the No Fly List.
• 27:41
  Testecleese: Yes, that caused a whole big stink a while ago.
• 27:46
  Testecleese: How?
• 27:47
  Testecleese: Yeah? And seeing the blowback coming from the Dems is fucking hilarious.
• 27:52
  Brian McFadden: Some of these pigs. I don't like trump picking because he's picking from the House of Representatives
• 27:57
  Brian McFadden: Republicans, and I mean Gates. No big deal that's that's I like.
• 28:03
  Testecleese: He was the one who.
• 28:04
  Brian McFadden: He took a New Yorker out.
• 28:06
  Brian McFadden: He took Stefanik out of New York.
• 28:08
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 28:10
  Testecleese: so that means.
• 28:11
  Brian McFadden: They're gonna get a Democrat seat in there now.
• 28:13
  Testecleese: Maybe
• 28:15
  Testecleese: maybe maybe not, maybe people.
• 28:17
  Testecleese: especially if this vote happens soon, depending on when it happens. Because
• 28:22
  Testecleese: Gates actually resigned his position immediately from the Congress.
• 28:26
  Brian McFadden: He was worried about the investigation that's going on in the House of Representatives itself.
• 28:33
  Testecleese: Maybe, but I doubt it. This is Florida.
• 28:36
  Brian McFadden: You know Crystal Gnome is gonna be
• 28:39
  Brian McFadden: the homeland department of Homeland Security.
• 28:43
  Testecleese: Oh, no! The Pentagon Pick Department of Defense was my favorite.
• 28:48
  Brian McFadden: That really threw a that
• 28:50
  Brian McFadden: that pissed off the left wing went crazy on, that he's not qualified. He's not qualified.
• 28:58
  Testecleese: Like first.st Okay. Why can't I think of the guy's name?
• 29:01
  Brian McFadden: Hedgepeth, or something like that hedgepeth.
• 29:04
  Testecleese: Except.
• 29:05
  Brian McFadden: So he's he's
• 29:06
  Brian McFadden: he's on the fox weekend morning show.
• 29:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's on. Fox, and friends are like that. Great. Really he should be. He has no no experience, like, 1st of all, the guys got 2 bronze stars.
• 29:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 29:17
  Testecleese: Shut the fuck up.
• 29:18
  Brian McFadden: He's in better shape than all you guys are, you know.
• 29:21
  Testecleese: Right? Yeah, I was like this guy. Seemed he's actually seen the shit. He's got his combat infantry badge. He's got 2 bronze stars he's got. Do people understand what a bronze star is? They don't hand these things out like good conduct medals. Okay?
• 29:37
  Testecleese: Oh, my God.
• 29:38
  Testecleese: yeah, it's this is a way bigger deal than.
• 29:40
  Brian McFadden: Well, and people. Trump tried it the other way before.
• 29:44
  Brian McFadden: where he he brought in people that were supposedly really qualified for the job.
• 29:49
  Testecleese: John Bolton.
• 29:51
  Brian McFadden: Exactly, and it bit him in the ass. So he's trying things differently this time.
• 29:58
  Testecleese: And you know what.
• 30:00
  Testecleese: I've heard a lot of people saying something similar that it's a good thing that he lost in 20
• 30:05
  Testecleese: because he had. He wanted 20, he would have done the same exact thing. He would have kept trying to do what he was doing.
• 30:11
  Testecleese: And now he's gonna turn the entire shit on upside down on its head.
• 30:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 30:16
  Testecleese: But you got Rfk. Juniors gonna be heading up Hhs.
• 30:20
  Brian McFadden: No, that had to blow some people's minds. But I've seen Democrats come out and say that they think it's a good idea.
• 30:26
  Testecleese: It's brilliant idea. The man's old, his entire life. He's been talking about all this garbage we're putting in food that doesn't need to be there, and we know it's dangerous.
• 30:35
  Testecleese: and he didn't.
• 30:35
  Brian McFadden: He's gonna take away everybody's vaccines. He just said he was gonna like.
• 30:39
  Brian McFadden: require more
• 30:41
  Brian McFadden: studies on vaccines and stuff.
• 30:43
  Testecleese: Make sure they're safe before we release them to the public.
• 30:46
  Brian McFadden: Unlike the Covid vaccine.
• 30:48
  Testecleese: Yeah. And it that's hilarious because people are like, Oh, he's an anti-vaxxer like. No, he's not. He's.
• 30:52
  Brian McFadden: No, no, he's not.
• 30:54
  Testecleese: And they're saying how unhealthy is. 1st of all, this guy looks like he's like
• 30:58
  Testecleese: looks like he's been working out every day of his life for 50 years in a row. The guy! Have you seen him without a shirt on.
• 31:05
  Brian McFadden: Yes, I think we had it as a thumbnail one at 1 point.
• 31:09
  Testecleese: Maybe.
• 31:10
  Brian McFadden: Go.
• 31:10
  Testecleese: I didn't guys.
• 31:12
  Testecleese: And I'm like this guy here, 68, 70, something years old is in better shape right now, obviously, than the current Hhs, which is a dude that thinks it's a woman.
• 31:25
  Testecleese: Rachel Levine.
• 31:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and then wait until fauci gets investigated.
• 31:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's nothing. Gonna happen. No one cares.
• 31:35
  Testecleese: Well, actually.
• 31:36
  Brian McFadden: Well can we pull Fauci's
• 31:38
  Brian McFadden: personal government security detail.
• 31:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, maybe he will. Maybe maybe they will go in and.
• 31:46
  Brian McFadden: We're spending a million dollars on fauci security, and he retired from the military, from the government.
• 31:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, are we genuinely worried that someone's going to try to assassinate fauci.
• 31:57
  Brian McFadden: Not our problem. He can hire his own private security if he's worried about it.
• 32:02
  Testecleese: God knows he made he was the highest paid employee in the Government. Wasn't the Us. Government.
• 32:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 32:08
  Testecleese: Dear God! He was getting almost a million dollars a year.
• 32:12
  Testecleese: supposed to be public service, motherfucker.
• 32:15
  Testecleese: I'm sure
• 32:17
  Testecleese: trump should have fired him too, but
• 32:20
  Testecleese: well.
• 32:21
  Brian McFadden: Jack Smith ain't wasting no time. He's out.
• 32:24
  Testecleese: Yeah. And Texas has asked them or no. Florida has asked him to.
• 32:28
  Brian McFadden: Not destroy any files.
• 32:30
  Testecleese: Not destroy all of the records with the trump case.
• 32:34
  Brian McFadden: Because there's gonna be investigation.
• 32:36
  Testecleese: We are coming in behind you to look at what the hell is going on here, because, alright.
• 32:41
  Testecleese: it's pretty scary.
• 32:42
  Brian McFadden: You may wanna find a country to practice long and other than the United States.
• 32:48
  Testecleese: You know you'll be hilarious, though, because all these people like flee to Canada, or something.
• 32:54
  Brian McFadden: We have this tradition with Canada.
• 32:57
  Testecleese: That's exactly what I was gonna say is like, if if you actually committed a crime and tried to like oh, I'm getting out of here. I'm gonna go live in Canada. Oh, fuck trump! Huh!
• 33:04
  Testecleese: You get arrested there, picked up for anything, even a speeding ticket. They're sending you right back to get tried for the crimes that you're wanted for.
• 33:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 33:13
  Brian McFadden: And I'm not sure what I think about this Doge.
• 33:18
  Testecleese: I love it, we memed it into existence. Dude.
• 33:22
  Brian McFadden: But.
• 33:23
  Brian McFadden: We know how well the government changes, and these 2 people both are businessmen.
• 33:30
  Brian McFadden: Musk really hasn't created anything of his own. He just saw the writing on the wall and bought a bunch of companies.
• 33:37
  Testecleese: I don't know. He's doing a pretty good job
• 33:40
  Testecleese: I don't know what how much actual building and designing he's doing.
• 33:44
  Brian McFadden: None.
• 33:45
  Testecleese: Well, I don't know.
• 33:45
  Brian McFadden: Too busy flying around on his private jet, talking to trump. He spends a lot of time in Mar-a-lago these days.
• 33:51
  Testecleese: So he was intelligent enough to see the opportunity, and wealthy enough to make a move is what you're saying at the right right place, like right time. Kind of thing.
• 33:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 33:59
  Testecleese: And brighten, and know how to do it.
• 34:02
  Testecleese: Possibly.
• 34:02
  Brian McFadden: But we.
• 34:03
  Testecleese: Pretty sure he's.
• 34:04
  Brian McFadden: Other other people have tried to make the government more efficient. But
• 34:10
  Brian McFadden: let's see what they come up with and see what happens. But you know how ingrained the Government Civil Service is. You know.
• 34:18
  Testecleese: They are.
• 34:19
  Testecleese: but I mean we we blow too much money on too much stupid shit we don't need to deal with.
• 34:26
  Testecleese: I mean, we? We used to pay a guy to see how long a prawn could run on a treadmill underwater. Why.
• 34:35
  Testecleese: oh, Rubio for Secretary of State don't know what I think of that.
• 34:40
  Testecleese: So much so I think of Rubio honestly.
• 34:43
  Testecleese: and don't see much out of him except around election season, you know.
• 34:51
  Testecleese: So.
• 34:51
  Brian McFadden: Can't do any worse than Hillary did as Secretary of State.
• 34:56
  Testecleese: That's a good point.
• 34:58
  Testecleese: that's a good point. Oh, and Huckabee.
• 35:01
  Testecleese: Governor Huckabee, from Arkansas, former
• 35:05
  Testecleese: governor, is going to be the ambassador to Israel.
• 35:08
  Testecleese: assuming that goes through.
• 35:10
  Testecleese: I've always liked Mike Huckabee
• 35:14
  Testecleese: don't know why he used to be on fox news, too.
• 35:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. He was.
• 35:20
  Brian McFadden: Governor. Arkansas.
• 35:23
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 35:25
  Testecleese: all right. Now, apparently a lot of people are saying that.
• 35:29
  Testecleese: there's some kind of giant conspiracy theory
• 35:32
  Testecleese: about
• 35:33
  Testecleese: Elon Musk stealing the election with starlink.
• 35:37
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 35:38
  Testecleese: I thought that was impossible, like they assured us last time that was absolutely impossible to do this kind of stuff.
• 35:44
  Testecleese: So I and this is spreading. I've seen people screaming about it online.
• 35:49
  Testecleese: and it just makes me laugh a little bit. I'm like.
• 35:52
  Testecleese: Do these folks really have the memory of a goldfish like, are they really just don't remember what happens.
• 35:57
  Testecleese: or
• 35:58
  Testecleese: are they? It just
• 36:00
  Testecleese: cognitive
• 36:02
  Testecleese: God.
• 36:03
  Testecleese: dissonance, denial of reality around them? Yeah, I
• 36:08
  Testecleese: you swore up and down. It was impossible. Then you called everyone who even asked a question as an election denier.
• 36:16
  Testecleese: and then turn around, do the same exact thing. As soon as you lose again.
• 36:19
  Brian McFadden: Right? It's crazy.
• 36:20
  Testecleese: Oh, my
• 36:22
  Testecleese: yeah!
• 36:23
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez you closed an arc. There we go!
• 36:27
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ!
• 36:30
  Testecleese: Oh, Jesus Christ! These this prosecutor was talking shit about trump supporters, and like I, you discussed me, and I hate you and all this other stuff.
• 36:40
  Brian McFadden: Then we got fired.
• 36:41
  Testecleese: Got fired like Copa.
• 36:44
  Testecleese: There's a there's a there's a place and a time to do.
• 36:47
  Testecleese: I don't like this.
• 36:48
  Testecleese: so
• 36:50
  Testecleese: don't publish other that you people, you find people disgusting
• 36:55
  Testecleese: like these nut jobs.
• 36:58
  Testecleese: Well, I guess. Oh, there you go! Psychiatrist at Yale.
• 37:01
  Testecleese: They're saying it's essential to cut off your trump voting loved ones in the holidays like, Don't go to Christmas. Don't go to Thanksgiving.
• 37:08
  Brian McFadden: Whatever.
• 37:10
  Testecleese: What the, as they say that these trump supporters are all in a cult. It's like, No, actually, the 1st thing cults do is separate you from everyone else, so you don't hear differing points of view.
• 37:19
  Brian McFadden: You guys are the call, not the Republican.
• 37:21
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 37:22
  Testecleese: mean cults don't let their people go home.
• 37:25
  Testecleese: That's the whole thing is like, because then you'd see that how crazy what they're doing is, you know what I mean?
• 37:31
  Testecleese: And this is exactly what they're doing like. Nope, Nope, don't! Don't even talk to your family, because they might explain to you what's going on.
• 37:39
  Testecleese: And you know I thought this. These are the people of tolerance and love, and they say I'm not going to talk to my own father.
• 37:44
  Testecleese: because he voted a different way than me.
• 37:47
  Brian McFadden: That's.
• 37:47
  Testecleese: Ridiculous.
• 37:49
  Testecleese: ridiculous!
• 37:50
  Testecleese: And, by the way, just now
• 37:53
  Testecleese: do people even realize that? How much do you think who the President is directly affects your everyday life?
• 38:00
  Brian McFadden: Very little.
• 38:01
  Testecleese: Very little.
• 38:03
  Brian McFadden: Very little.
• 38:04
  Testecleese: Your governor has more control on how your day to day life goes.
• 38:08
  Testecleese: Your city council has more control over how your day to day life goes.
• 38:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 38:15
  Testecleese: You should realistically your city council. You're probably paying more money to them in taxes than you're paying to the
• 38:23
  Testecleese: Well, I shouldn't say more per in taxes depending on where you live. You might be paying more in taxes to your
• 38:29
  Testecleese: for your property tax than you're paying to the State
• 38:35
  Testecleese: when I was in Massachusetts property taxes like
• 38:38
  Testecleese: 1,200 bucks a year.
• 38:41
  Testecleese: Massachusetts, with the child tax credits. I paid no tax.
• 38:46
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 38:47
  Testecleese: Like. I literally paid more to the the town of Pembroke
• 38:50
  Testecleese: for my home, just for the plot of land. I already own that I paid to the State of Massachusetts, the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.
• 38:58
  Testecleese: And yeah, the town definitely had more control over my day-to-day life
• 39:04
  Testecleese: to everything, from
• 39:06
  Testecleese: speed limits getting to and from Mark. You know what I mean. Well, there's.
• 39:09
  Brian McFadden: Surely.
• 39:10
  Testecleese: How early, how late I can buy beer.
• 39:13
  Testecleese: what days of the week I'm allowed to buy beer.
• 39:16
  Testecleese: how late the fast food joint can stay open.
• 39:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 39:20
  Testecleese: They make all of these decisions.
• 39:23
  Testecleese: Federal government, realistically, shouldn't be doing much.
• 39:27
  Testecleese: Sorry. My!
• 39:29
  Testecleese: My libertarian is starting to show, isn't it?
• 39:32
  Testecleese: The lower the government is, the more powerful it should be
• 39:35
  Testecleese: obviously an inverse, the higher up you go. It should be less powerful in terms of your day to day life.
• 39:40
  Testecleese: They shouldn't be Federal government shouldn't be getting involved in your day to day life at all.
• 39:44
  Testecleese: The big job should be national defense
• 39:48
  Testecleese: anyway. Back on track. The view, even that double down on this. Don't speak to your own family thing.
• 39:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 40:00
  Testecleese: yeah. And then, of course, Whoopi goes
• 40:02
  Testecleese: to get a
• 40:03
  Testecleese: some kind of giant pastry for her birthday.
• 40:07
  Testecleese: and apparently they turned her away because of her political views.
• 40:11
  Brian McFadden: But they've got a different story, though.
• 40:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, they like their oven wasn't working, or something like that. We can't make pastries.
• 40:21
  Testecleese: is it? Her show in New York?
• 40:26
  Testecleese: New York bakery is not going to serve you because you voted Democrat.
• 40:32
  Brian McFadden: I don't know any New York bakery that would do that, you know, and let's say, unless she had, it was going to a bakery out on Long Island, or upstate New York, which I highly doubt.
• 40:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm sure it was right there in the city next to our studio, right.
• 40:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 40:46
  Testecleese: Oh, my God.
• 40:49
  Testecleese: yeah.
• 40:50
  Testecleese: they didn't. They didn't say I'm not making you your birthday dessert because of your political views.
• 40:57
  Testecleese: and it made me laugh a little bit, though she genuinely believes this, and how offensive it is. It's like you told people not to talk to their family anymore.
• 41:05
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 41:06
  Testecleese: Because of their political views.
• 41:08
  Brian McFadden: What do you expect to happen.
• 41:10
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 41:10
  Testecleese: try many. You're so.
• 41:12
  Brian McFadden: I mean, how about just doing a family dinner without talking politics? How hard is that.
• 41:18
  Testecleese: I try not to bring it up.
• 41:19
  Brian McFadden: I don't either.
• 41:21
  Testecleese: Someone always has something stupid to say.
• 41:24
  Testecleese: I'll just.
• 41:26
  Testecleese: I'll ask 3 or 4 questions and try to lead them in a circle
• 41:30
  Testecleese: and prove their circular logic, but most of the time they don't get it, and if they do realize.
• 41:34
  Brian McFadden: I don't talk politics with people until I figure out what they're
• 41:38
  Brian McFadden: their political bent is, you know.
• 41:41
  Brian McFadden: And then, if I realize that they're amenable to an actual debate and conversation.
• 41:48
  Brian McFadden: Then I'll talk to him about it a little bit.
• 41:51
  Testecleese: And that's unfortunate, too, because this is a problem is, we've taught everyone not to talk about politics and religion. And now we can't have a conversation about politics or religion. Right? How about we just do this civilly?
• 42:03
  Testecleese: Yeah. But we've been telling people not to have these conversations for.
• 42:07
  Testecleese: but generations. Now, right.
• 42:09
  Brian McFadden: You know.
• 42:10
  Testecleese: Hey! Look at that now! No one knows how to do it without someone screaming and yelling.
• 42:15
  Testecleese: or, for the love of God! You see this crazy, broad Corey Burke.
• 42:24
  Testecleese: She's at the bottom of the category.
• 42:27
  Testecleese: She's she calls herself a power lesbian.
• 42:30
  Testecleese: She is a great.
• 42:30
  Brian McFadden: What the hell is a power? Lesbian.
• 42:32
  Testecleese: That's an excellent question.
• 42:35
  Testecleese: Well, she's married to a
• 42:37
  Testecleese: trans. Woman. So a person with a penis.
• 42:43
  Testecleese: this is no, no, surgery is happening. We know this because this person is a reporter, for
• 42:49
  Testecleese: one of these is a big deal reported for one of these online Lgbtq things. I believe it's called Bay.
• 42:57
  Testecleese: Big deal apparently brings in a ton of money.
• 43:01
  Testecleese: Well, Cory Burke went nuts on election night and killed her father with an ice pick or an ice axe.
• 43:10
  Brian McFadden: And strangle those.
• 43:12
  Testecleese: Yes, and strangled them.
• 43:13
  Testecleese: He had ice axe holes through our gashes through his head chest
• 43:19
  Testecleese: in our ribs.
• 43:21
  Testecleese: Exactly, and strangle him. The Guy was.
• 43:25
  Testecleese: What's the word disabled, I guess, is the right. The nicest word.
• 43:29
  Testecleese: She was basically his caretaker. He couldn't get move around anymore. And he was he was working for that was Jeff Bezos's
• 43:37
  Brian McFadden: Amazon.
• 43:38
  Testecleese: Blue origin.
• 43:41
  Testecleese: the the space one.
• 43:43
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 43:46
  Brian McFadden: but I don't. She freaked out about keeping the lights off on election night. I don't understand
• 43:51
  Brian McFadden: the point of that.
• 43:53
  Testecleese: Yes. Well, I think this person wasn't well
• 43:56
  Testecleese: in in general.
• 43:58
  Testecleese: because apparently after killing
• 44:00
  Testecleese: allegedly, not even allegedly, she came out and said, yeah, I killed him, and I smashed out all the windows as a rebellion against the patriarchy. It was very liberating.
• 44:09
  Testecleese: This person isn't right in the head, and
• 44:13
  Testecleese: probably all worked up because of the election just.
• 44:15
  Brian McFadden: She's never going to go to jail. She's going into a mental institution for the rest of her life.
• 44:22
  Testecleese: Nope, that doesn't sound much better than jail dude.
• 44:26
  Brian McFadden: No, it's not.
• 44:27
  Brian McFadden: I mean, we got a lot of these stories here, you know. We got this Minnesota father, who went on a on a trump rant
• 44:34
  Brian McFadden: and kills his wife and 2 kids in a murder scene.
• 44:38
  Testecleese: Oh! And then himself.
• 44:40
  Brian McFadden: Called murder-suicide.
• 44:42
  Testecleese: Yes, he killed his whole family and himself, because Trump won
• 44:46
  Brian McFadden: I'm sorry
• 44:47
  Brian McFadden: I may not have been happy when Biden won, but I'm not going out and murder anybody and killing myself in the process. It ain't that big a deal.
• 44:55
  Testecleese: But but their life is gonna be so terrible they'd be better off dead now.
• 45:02
  Brian McFadden: So far.
• 45:02
  Testecleese: How do you put your head that far up your ass?
• 45:06
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 45:08
  Testecleese: And then there's this crazy shit going on, Matt. Make aqua termine, or whatever great. Again, it's a fucking poison
• 45:16
  Testecleese: that women used to use in, like the 17 hundreds, to kill their abusive husbands and get out
• 45:21
  Testecleese: so you know.
• 45:22
  Brian McFadden: Never heard of it.
• 45:24
  Testecleese: Apparently it's like a 4 dose thing. It was actually put in your food or drinks 4 separate times in like in a row to kill you.
• 45:31
  Testecleese: So this is like I planned it out. I took my time. I did it.
• 45:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Premeditated murder.
• 45:36
  Testecleese: Yeah. And everyone's saying, Go ahead and do it, get rid of them. And it's like what the fuck and it's like, why don't people start doing shit like this.
• 45:44
  Testecleese: me saying, I don't know if I trust the vote puts me on a fucking watch list. These people saying, Here's how to kill your husband, and he'll think he's just got the flu.
• 45:52
  Testecleese: Whoa! What!
• 45:56
  Testecleese: Dear God!
• 45:58
  Testecleese: These people! They've they've lost the plot. Dude.
• 46:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 46:04
  Testecleese: And I I
• 46:07
  Testecleese: this neuralink thing right?
• 46:09
  Testecleese: You've heard of it.
• 46:11
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 46:13
  Testecleese: Elon Musk has been working on for a while
• 46:15
  Testecleese: where you can plug in
• 46:17
  Testecleese: your brain
• 46:19
  Testecleese: to like a computer system.
• 46:21
  Brian McFadden: The light matrix.
• 46:22
  Testecleese: Yes, kinda
• 46:24
  Testecleese: they've actually used it to to help some guy walk again
• 46:28
  Testecleese: by like bypassing his spinal cord with this.
• 46:31
  Brian McFadden: Oh, there was a show on
• 46:34
  Brian McFadden: recently about that called brilliant Minds, where they use that kind of thing because the guy was like a paraplegic and brain dead, and they use that system to like, allow him to be able to communicate again. Yeah.
• 46:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, but he wants to like, be able to plug you in like you actually are in a reality at the medieval night. Kind of thing.
• 46:53
  Testecleese: For a long time. I was like, I don't want to see this, because everyone's just going to plug in and frigging, eat the bug drip down their throat and think it's a filet Mignon.
• 47:02
  Testecleese: But now I'm realizing that who's gonna go in there, Jimmy, these lefties who life is
• 47:07
  Testecleese: and they're going to stay in there.
• 47:11
  Testecleese: Everyone else will go on and actually live in real life. And we'll just maintain these systems for them.
• 47:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 47:18
  Testecleese: Oh, my goodness, dude.
• 47:19
  Testecleese: if you can't handle
• 47:21
  Testecleese: disagreement that much, maybe you should go live in the matrix, and we'll just. We'll design the whole world to bend you. We'll make you the actual god of the work. You know, universe.
• 47:31
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 47:33
  Testecleese: All right.
• 47:35
  Testecleese: and the parent and some teacher, I guess, in Connecticut
• 47:39
  Testecleese: threatened to
• 47:42
  Testecleese: terrible trump supporters
• 47:45
  Testecleese: on her social media.
• 47:47
  Brian McFadden: Is there anything gonna happen to it?
• 47:50
  Testecleese: She got fired.
• 47:51
  Testecleese: she said it was taken out of context. It's like, no, you said. You hope they try to test their gangsta on you so they could find out.
• 47:58
  Brian McFadden: Next.
• 47:58
  Testecleese: And you'll and you'll kill them.
• 48:01
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 48:03
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 48:05
  Testecleese: And I'm getting good laughs, though, for some of these far lefties like flipping out online.
• 48:09
  Brian McFadden: Well, we knew this was gonna happen.
• 48:11
  Testecleese: I know I was expecting more
• 48:14
  Testecleese: memes.
• 48:16
  Testecleese: but these people's reaction is great, and I love trolling. I'm watching how far they'll go.
• 48:21
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 48:23
  Testecleese: The other day.
• 48:25
  Testecleese: Dude is talking on this trash, or whatever, and I'm just all I'm doing is just trying to get him to flip out. It's hilarious.
• 48:30
  Testecleese: He's like, Oh, I'm gonna come fucking. Kill you, man, I'm gonna kill you.
• 48:33
  Testecleese: I was like, Oh, you think you can kill me.
• 48:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm gonna come kill you. You don't know where I am. I'll find you. I'm gonna I'm gonna find you. I was like, all right. Tell you what, Buddy, I'll give you my address. I send him a picture of myself holding a shotgun. I was like
• 48:47
  Testecleese: just a heads up. You're not coming here with a baseball bat to kill me. There's like, Oh, well, you got guns. I'm like, yeah, I see that.
• 48:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I have got it.
• 48:53
  Testecleese: You just threatened to kill me. That's why I have a shotgun.
• 48:57
  Testecleese: You think I'm just gonna sit here and wait for you to beat me to death with a baseball bat.
• 49:01
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 49:03
  Brian McFadden: just it.
• 49:03
  Testecleese: It didn't click in his head like
• 49:05
  Testecleese: you just told me. If I see you coming towards my house I should shoot you
• 49:10
  Testecleese: all right.
• 49:12
  Testecleese: I guess we carried out some attacks
• 49:15
  Testecleese: in Yemen.
• 49:17
  Brian McFadden: All they say.
• 49:19
  Testecleese: Groups and houthis, I guess.
• 49:22
  Brian McFadden: Biden's doing his thing.
• 49:23
  Testecleese: I'm not seeing much of this being covered anywhere. How involved the Us. Is in this war?
• 49:31
  Testecleese: No.
• 49:33
  Testecleese: I really thought we would have seen more. I mean, I'm seeing more about what's going on in Ukraine, North Korea.
• 49:40
  Testecleese: than I am the United States so military, actually deploying
• 49:43
  Testecleese: ordinance. You know what I mean.
• 49:45
  Brian McFadden: Right?
• 49:46
  Brian McFadden: Nobody cares anymore.
• 49:49
  Brian McFadden: I mean, Kamala, Harris said. We don't have troops in war zones anymore.
• 49:55
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 49:57
  Testecleese: do you see any of those videos of the soldiers watching like, where the fuck are we? Then?
• 50:02
  Testecleese: Okay?
• 50:04
  Testecleese: And I and
• 50:06
  Testecleese: some employee. I remember reading about this a little bit ago, like leaked information about the
• 50:10
  Testecleese: Israeli plans for a retaliation on.
• 50:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, or what?
• 50:15
  Testecleese: Honestly, I,
• 50:16
  Testecleese: Iraq Iran, they're both right there.
• 50:19
  Testecleese: They're both involved in this conflict.
• 50:22
  Testecleese: Oh, I
• 50:24
  Testecleese: looks like they are.
• 50:25
  Brian McFadden: We found the guy.
• 50:27
  Testecleese: And they're actually bringing up charges already.
• 50:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 50:34
  Testecleese: I guess that's
• 50:36
  Testecleese: I'm curious what crime they're going to charge them with. Then.
• 50:40
  Brian McFadden: Probably it'll be espionage.
• 50:44
  Testecleese: Maybe. Maybe. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. But espionage don't you have to? Well, we are technically involved in this war. If we're blowing shit up ourselves, so I guess we are involved.
• 50:55
  Brian McFadden: Well, I mean.
• 50:58
  Brian McFadden: the guy was arrested in Cambodia and brought to Guam.
• 51:02
  Brian McFadden: and
• 51:03
  Brian McFadden: he has been charged with
• 51:07
  Brian McFadden: leaking
• 51:09
  Brian McFadden: information on the Internet
• 51:11
  Brian McFadden: exposing American Allies national security. So.
• 51:18
  Testecleese: That's a crime like
• 51:20
  Testecleese: I understand what people mean like. Oh, that should be a crime. Maybe it should be a crime. But you need something better than leaking. That's a ridiculous.
• 51:28
  Testecleese: You gotta have a better name for a crime than that.
• 51:31
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure it's gonna
• 51:33
  Brian McFadden: involved leaking, classified information to people that aren't authorized that know the classified information. So.
• 51:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, they're gonna charge the people that actually went and published it, too.
• 51:46
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 51:48
  Testecleese: Guys just.
• 51:48
  Brian McFadden: Good.
• 51:49
  Testecleese: They should not. Well, realistically they shouldn't. That's freedom of press.
• 51:54
  Testecleese: That was the big issue with
• 51:57
  Testecleese: What's his name? There? The guy who fled
• 52:00
  Testecleese: was in the airport, and then the Embassy
• 52:04
  Testecleese: from Wikileaks.
• 52:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 52:08
  Brian McFadden: I can't think of his name.
• 52:10
  Testecleese: That's gonna drive me nuts. I can see the guy's face, too.
• 52:16
  Brian McFadden: Julian Assange.
• 52:18
  Testecleese: Julia said. That's why he had to disappear was because he they wanted to arrest a reporter for publishing information he got.
• 52:25
  Testecleese: He was the one who he was, the one who published the stuff from
• 52:28
  Testecleese: the army dude there, that became a woman after it came back and
• 52:32
  Testecleese: leaked all that information out.
• 52:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 52:34
  Testecleese: Chelsea, Manning.
• 52:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 52:37
  Testecleese: Yeah. The Manning went through.
• 52:39
  Brian McFadden: Thank goodness, Obama, you know, commuted her sentence.
• 52:44
  Brian McFadden: got her out of Leavenworth.
• 52:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, so yeah, exactly. The person who actually committed the real crime
• 52:50
  Testecleese: did less time than the reporter that published
• 52:54
  Testecleese: the the information to the people.
• 52:56
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 52:58
  Testecleese: Now exactly the releasing that information was the crime, just like with Snowden.
• 53:03
  Testecleese: even if the people.
• 53:04
  Brian McFadden: Don's a Russian citizen. Now.
• 53:07
  Testecleese: Yes, he's full on gone. I'm out of here. I bet he's looking around. Going. Oh, fuck! I picked the wrong country to run to.
• 53:17
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 53:20
  Testecleese: apparently we I I didn't even notice this out of
• 53:23
  Testecleese: how I didn't read this article
• 53:26
  Testecleese: cent con, which I.
• 53:29
  Brian McFadden: Think this is all part of the.
• 53:31
  Testecleese: But thanks.
• 53:31
  Brian McFadden: Strike. I think it's the same.
• 53:34
  Testecleese: No.
• 53:35
  Testecleese: these are Iranian links.
• 53:36
  Brian McFadden: Oh, Yemen and Syria. Okay, you're right. 2 different countries.
• 53:41
  Testecleese: That entire part of the world. Dude is erupting into war right now over Israel
• 53:46
  Testecleese: in Egypt, sitting there trying to mind its own business like me.
• 53:52
  Brian McFadden: I love this next article, where Biden's going to try to lobby trump, not to abandon Ukraine.
• 53:57
  Testecleese: Well, obviously.
• 54:00
  Testecleese: hyper
• 54:02
  Testecleese: problem is, what do you do like? Do you honestly just say I'm cutting off funding to Ukraine's war?
• 54:09
  Testecleese: I mean, I wouldn't necessarily be opposed to that, but
• 54:16
  Testecleese: that would.
• 54:17
  Brian McFadden: Is anything really being accomplished there, though
• 54:19
  Brian McFadden: we've spent billions of dollars that could be better spent
• 54:23
  Brian McFadden: in the Us.
• 54:25
  Brian McFadden: On an unwinnable war.
• 54:28
  Testecleese: Over a strip of land that doesn't matter to anyone besides Russia.
• 54:32
  Testecleese: Again, it's it's triple land that will give them access to their own military but Navy Base down there.
• 54:41
  Testecleese: I'm not taking Russia's side by any means, but
• 54:44
  Testecleese: sometimes you have to take a step back and look at the situation. Say, is it really worth all this money and all these lives being lost over.
• 54:52
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 54:53
  Testecleese: It seems like they're intentionally poking this bear trying to. You know what I mean.
• 54:57
  Brian McFadden: -
• 54:58
  Testecleese: Trying to get it to bite you. I swear that that's exactly what's going on is
• 55:02
  Testecleese: both sides just waiting for the other one. NATO and Russia are both just waiting for the other one to do something that is perceived as an attack.
• 55:09
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 55:14
  Testecleese: I don't know about you, Buddy, but I don't want to see another.
• 55:16
  Testecleese: I don't want to see a World war.
• 55:18
  Brian McFadden: Oh.
• 55:19
  Brian McFadden: not at all.
• 55:21
  Testecleese: Question is, would China come to Russia's aid
• 55:24
  Testecleese: or not?
• 55:26
  Brian McFadden: Well, North Korea already is so.
• 55:28
  Testecleese: North Korea. But
• 55:29
  Testecleese: China might just say, No, I'm not getting involved.
• 55:32
  Testecleese: and then, when everyone else is distracted, go ahead and take take time.
• 55:36
  Brian McFadden: Over to Taiwan.
• 55:38
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 55:38
  Brian McFadden: But I guess they have more reasons to go for Taiwan now, because,
• 55:43
  Brian McFadden: I heard on a podcast today that their birth rate in China is way down.
• 55:49
  Brian McFadden: so they need more people.
• 55:52
  Testecleese: Interesting.
• 55:54
  Testecleese: didn't they? Just recent. I say, recently, last 30 years have a law that just repealed.
• 55:59
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 56:00
  Testecleese: That you're only allowed to have one child.
• 56:03
  Brian McFadden: Oh.
• 56:04
  Brian McFadden: one girl.
• 56:06
  Testecleese: No, I thought it was a I thought it was one child, and then they were. Then you had mothers.
• 56:11
  Testecleese: and father's like drowning. Their child is like well.
• 56:15
  Brian McFadden: I thought it was one girl but you, because they wanted more sons.
• 56:20
  Testecleese: Maybe
• 56:22
  Testecleese: that would imply overpopulation, though, wouldn't it?
• 56:25
  Testecleese: Well, either way, it's still implying overpopulation.
• 56:31
  Testecleese: Yeah,
• 56:33
  Testecleese: new York was trying to sue Texas over the busing of the migrants, which is funny because Texas is busting them back. Florida's tough.
• 56:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you were right. It was a single child.
• 56:43
  Testecleese: Hmm!
• 56:45
  Testecleese: A judge had to step in and say, no, it's not illegal. And, by the way, you're doing it too.
• 56:50
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 56:53
  Testecleese: And a lot of these sanctuary cities are sending migrants back to Texas. And it makes you.
• 56:58
  Testecleese: It's that nimby thing again.
• 57:01
  Brian McFadden: Right, exactly.
• 57:02
  Testecleese: I support all this stuff, but it's not in my backyard. It should be way down in Texas where all them dirty Texans live. It's like what the
• 57:09
  Testecleese: fuck Texas
• 57:13
  Testecleese: like. Honestly, I can't think of anything that's made in Texas.
• 57:16
  Testecleese: but I'm sure there is stuff.
• 57:18
  Brian McFadden: Cattle's. A huge industry in Texas. Oil's a huge industry in Texas.
• 57:24
  Testecleese: There you go. I love me some beef, and I love me some beef.
• 57:30
  Testecleese: Oh, the wife is making the best beef jerky.
• 57:33
  Testecleese: We even got our Kelly slicer to cut meats up to make jerks with. It's so good.
• 57:41
  Testecleese: Well, Michigan, okay.
• 57:43
  Brian McFadden: We got more
• 57:45
  Brian McFadden: more people getting their money back from the Covid vaccine.
• 57:50
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 57:51
  Testecleese: getting fired because they didn't get back.
• 57:53
  Brian McFadden: This is this is, gonna keep on trucking, you know. It's only gonna get worse.
• 57:57
  Brian McFadden: I'm waiting for the
• 57:59
  Brian McFadden: the military to get reinstated and get back pay for getting kicked out of the military for reusing the Covid vaccine.
• 58:06
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 58:07
  Testecleese: I it says Catholic woman. She got.
• 58:09
  Testecleese: or 12 million dollars. Why is it specified? Catholic.
• 58:14
  Brian McFadden: Let me look at this again.
• 58:16
  Testecleese: Because
• 58:17
  Testecleese: the Catholic Church isn't necessarily opposed to vaccines. It depends on.
• 58:21
  Brian McFadden: Well, she was trying to get a religious exemption.
• 58:25
  Brian McFadden: She was employee of Blue Cross, Blue Shield of Michigan.
• 58:30
  Brian McFadden: and they didn't they? Never! They denied her request for exemption.
• 58:37
  Brian McFadden: because because she insisted that it, in conflicted with her Catholic faith.
• 58:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, there's only certain vaccine types that'll would actually conflict with Christianity. And it's the ones that are using the
• 58:50
  Testecleese: stem cells from aborted baby fetuses.
• 58:53
  Brian McFadden: Well, they're also saying that she was remotely working.
• 58:58
  Brian McFadden: and there was no reason to need the covid vaccine.
• 59:02
  Testecleese: That one blows my mind every time like you work from home, and then they're gonna fire you from not having a vaccine.
• 59:08
  Brian McFadden: That's what it boiled down to.
• 59:10
  Brian McFadden: She worked for this company for 38 years.
• 59:14
  Testecleese: Sounds like an excuse not to have to pay a retirement fund. Huh!
• 59:17
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 59:18
  Testecleese: When that blew up in their face.
• 59:20
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 59:21
  Testecleese: Well, hurry!
• 59:22
  Brian McFadden: Retirement funds a whole lot better now.
• 59:24
  Testecleese: Right, and it's in a lump sum.
• 59:26
  Brian McFadden: She was given
• 59:28
  Brian McFadden: 10 million dollars, imputed damages, another 1.7 lost wages, and another 1 million in non economic damages.
• 59:38
  Testecleese: All right.
• 59:40
  Testecleese: easy.
• 59:41
  Testecleese: Well, on the category there's a large, the largest Christian university in the Us.
• 59:47
  Testecleese: One is battle.
• 59:50
  Testecleese: with Department Biden's DOE. Not even.
• 59:53
  Brian McFadden: No reason. This is just another example of why Trump wants to get rid of the Department of Education.
• 1:00:00
  Testecleese: I want to get rid of it, too. I it was only made in what like 1973 or 76, or something like that.
• 1:00:07
  Brian McFadden: And everybody's freaking out about his plans to try to get rid of it.
• 1:00:10
  Brian McFadden: But they don't realize that it reverts back to the States where it should be. In the 1st place.
• 1:00:17
  Testecleese: Yeah. And instead of dumping all this money in the Federal Government for them, trying to figure out a perfect education system for.
• 1:00:24
  Brian McFadden: Every all 50 States.
• 1:00:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, this. Oh, my God!
• 1:00:28
  Testecleese: Like the 4 h, you know. 4 h. Right?
• 1:00:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Of course, I grew up in Michigan.
• 1:00:34
  Testecleese: Okay, okay, not everyone.
• 1:00:36
  Testecleese: 4 ages.
• 1:00:36
  Brian McFadden: I used to go to forage fairs every year, you know. Check out the livestock, and I was actually a member of 4 H. For a few years, so.
• 1:00:45
  Testecleese: There you go. So you know exactly what I'm talking about. And that was attached to your school, too, wasn't it?
• 1:00:51
  Testecleese: We had a four-h in our school, and we also had a vocational department at school. You go do an actual vocational high school education
• 1:00:58
  Testecleese: in the public school, which is awesome.
• 1:01:00
  Testecleese: But that's exactly. There's there's different things that can be done that are
• 1:01:04
  Testecleese: going to be more beneficial here than it is somewhere else.
• 1:01:08
  Testecleese: Vocational schools are great like, let's get these.
• 1:01:12
  Testecleese: Let's get this kid to be
• 1:01:14
  Testecleese: a journeyman welder
• 1:01:17
  Testecleese: by the time he's 20
• 1:01:19
  Testecleese: and like, oh, you didn't go to college. Well, by the time he was 20 he was making $110,000 a year, welding
• 1:01:26
  Testecleese: you owe $80,000, and you can't find a job.
• 1:01:31
  Testecleese: There's an episode of South Park with the
• 1:01:34
  Testecleese: The the tradesmen are all the wealthiest people, the plumbers and the mechanics, because no one knew how to do anything.
• 1:01:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:01:43
  Testecleese: But different areas, different jobs, helpful like, I'm sure 4 H. Would be a lot more helpful in a very rural area like West Virginia
• 1:01:51
  Testecleese: than it would be in Boston.
• 1:01:55
  Testecleese: You don't have a whole lot of cows to milk in Boston.
• 1:02:00
  Testecleese: although I believe it is still legal to let your cow graze on the Boston Common.
• 1:02:05
  Testecleese: so that'd be pretty cool if someone actually made it a point to do that
• 1:02:11
  Testecleese: and check without Boston Common is not subject to the Boston Police department.
• 1:02:17
  Testecleese: It is a Park Rangers job.
• 1:02:21
  Testecleese: pretty cool.
• 1:02:23
  Testecleese: That's why I always got away with all sorts of crazy, smoking up weird shit at concerts on the common.
• 1:02:28
  Brian McFadden: Right. It's.
• 1:02:29
  Testecleese: Sit there, talk to the cops. Well, get a joint talking to him, and he's like, you know, you have to leave the comment. Yeah, but I won't have this joint on me when I leave.
• 1:02:38
  Brian McFadden: it was just a hand rolled tobacco, cigarette.
• 1:02:44
  Testecleese: It's not well, it's not. It wasn't necessarily illegal to be stoned in Boston. It was just illegal to have the pot on you, for until a certain until recently.
• 1:02:50
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:02:51
  Testecleese: So yeah, you smoke on the common. No one cares.
• 1:02:58
  Testecleese: Okay? Oh, geez, go figure the Va healthcare system doesn't work right?
• 1:03:02
  Brian McFadden: Well, this is that program where they wanted everybody.
• 1:03:06
  Brian McFadden: They were trying to
• 1:03:07
  Brian McFadden: more privatize it. They were trying to let people, the veterans to go out into the community
• 1:03:15
  Brian McFadden: when they couldn't get Va. Appointments quickly. And it it's costing so much more money to do this.
• 1:03:22
  Testecleese: Why can't we just do it
• 1:03:24
  Testecleese: like you? Don't just give him tricare.
• 1:03:28
  Brian McFadden: The screw ups right here, too.
• 1:03:31
  Testecleese: How? No, just.
• 1:03:34
  Testecleese: I have tricare health insurance. I go to my doctor. I pay my doctor with tricare.
• 1:03:39
  Brian McFadden: I attract there, too.
• 1:03:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. Why these people, instead of trying to do the Va thing.
• 1:03:45
  Brian McFadden: I do both. I've got Va. Doctors, and I got tricare doctors. I do both.
• 1:03:50
  Testecleese: I don't have to be at all.
• 1:03:51
  Testecleese: actually, no, I don't anymore. I did have one. That's only because I,
• 1:03:55
  Testecleese: waiting for you know, my claim.
• 1:03:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:03:59
  Testecleese: And of course that asshole was the one who said, Oh, you might have been. I'm a neurologist. You might have been born with this issue. Fuck me.
• 1:04:09
  Brian McFadden: Well, this was a specific program that was set up
• 1:04:12
  Brian McFadden: that
• 1:04:14
  Brian McFadden: wasn't supposed to cost that much more than the Va. But it's already
• 1:04:19
  Brian McFadden: the cost of the Referrals have been rising, and it's up to 30 billion dollars in 2023,
• 1:04:26
  Brian McFadden: and it was only established in 2019.
• 1:04:29
  Brian McFadden: It was set up to bypass long wait times, and instead, it's actually made them longer.
• 1:04:35
  Brian McFadden: So not only is it more expensive, but it it's just making the wait times even longer. It's called the Community Care Program.
• 1:04:46
  Testecleese: Well, you know.
• 1:04:47
  Testecleese: that's government efficiency for you. Right.
• 1:04:51
  Brian McFadden: Maybe Elon can fix it.
• 1:04:53
  Testecleese: See, that's what I'm hoping I'm hoping.
• 1:04:55
  Testecleese: Vivek and Elon show up.
• 1:04:58
  Testecleese: 4 years actually cut down on a ton of governmental waste.
• 1:05:03
  Testecleese: And then they close the department up.
• 1:05:07
  Brian McFadden: It's not even going to be a real department. The only the only way to have a department is by an act of Congress.
• 1:05:13
  Testecleese: Are you sure of that?
• 1:05:14
  Brian McFadden: Yes, it's got to be made into a law
• 1:05:17
  Brian McFadden: to get a new department.
• 1:05:19
  Brian McFadden: He can create a committee trump can create any committees he wants.
• 1:05:24
  Brian McFadden: you know, via executive order. But you don't create a new department.
• 1:05:28
  Brian McFadden: The executive order.
• 1:05:31
  Testecleese: I thought it was the same thing as
• 1:05:33
  Testecleese: any of his advisors. You know what I mean.
• 1:05:35
  Brian McFadden: He. They can be the the Doge advisors. He can do that he can. He can have Czars, all the Czars he wants.
• 1:05:44
  Testecleese: There you go! There you go! Maybe that's the term you should have gone with. But Doge is just too perfect. Man like, have you seen the memes?
• 1:05:53
  Testecleese: They got the Shinu ibu Shih Tzu in the in the picture with the Doge thing. It's hilarious.
• 1:06:00
  Testecleese: In case you're unaware. Brian Doge is a crypto.
• 1:06:02
  Brian McFadden: I know exactly what it is. My brother's all about it. He says he's making tons of money at it now that
• 1:06:10
  Brian McFadden: trump's been reelected.
• 1:06:12
  Testecleese: Well, Doge is very affordable.
• 1:06:16
  Testecleese: and you can buy a whole bunch of it. So if it moves significantly, you can see a decent bump very quickly.
• 1:06:23
  Testecleese: I I rode on that train for a little while, just for shits and giggles.
• 1:06:28
  Testecleese: I put like a hundred bucks into it.
• 1:06:30
  Testecleese: and when I went to move here, I was like, you know, I'm just gonna catch it all out, whatever.
• 1:06:33
  Brian McFadden: Sooner than that.
• 1:06:35
  Testecleese: No, I shouldn't have. I cashed out my bitcoin too.
• 1:06:40
  Brian McFadden: That was dumb.
• 1:06:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, I made like 900 bucks of $100 investment in Doge, which is pretty cool.
• 1:06:48
  Testecleese: But I bought it when it was literally like a thousandthth of a penny.
• 1:06:53
  Brian McFadden: It's not much more than that now.
• 1:06:55
  Testecleese: So.
• 1:06:56
  Brian McFadden: Only increased.
• 1:06:57
  Testecleese: So yeah, it went up to it. Went up to like a 10th of a cent or something like that. And I was like holy crap. I just made so much money. I had something like 30 or 60 million of them, or something stupid. You know what I mean.
• 1:07:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:07:08
  Testecleese: So even a slight shift. Whoa!
• 1:07:17
  Testecleese: And it's going to come back down. And that's what's fun about Doge is. It's very affordable. You can play around with it. Just goof off.
• 1:07:23
  Testecleese: Put a couple of bucks here, watch it disappear tomorrow, then come back the next day, and then it's you have 20 bucks. You know what I mean.
• 1:07:29
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:07:32
  Testecleese: I'm not suggesting anyone do that, but it is fun actually to move with the super vol. Play with the super volatile cryptocurrencies.
• 1:07:39
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, here it is.
• 1:07:41
  Brian McFadden: Fauci had received 15 million dollars in taxpayer funded security perks since he retired. 15 million.
• 1:07:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's a lot of money that sounds like government waste.
• 1:07:53
  Testecleese: What what kind of security does this guy have for 15 million dollars?
• 1:07:59
  Brian McFadden: He had a whole security detail from Secret Service.
• 1:08:02
  Brian McFadden: Us. Marshals. He had him you fully staffed.
• 1:08:05
  Brian McFadden: and a funded chauffeur from US. Marshals.
• 1:08:11
  Testecleese: Dear God!
• 1:08:14
  Testecleese: Why.
• 1:08:17
  Testecleese: that that just seems that just seems excessive right.
• 1:08:20
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:08:23
  Brian McFadden: not at all.
• 1:08:26
  Testecleese: Alright! What's this last one you got in here? I
• 1:08:28
  Testecleese: I couldn't open it up, and I even put that in there. And you
• 1:08:31
  Testecleese: said, I know, like thanks, a lot douche.
• 1:08:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Well, this court case was brought in Alexandria, Virginia, Northern Virginia.
• 1:08:39
  Brian McFadden: A Us. Jury awarded
• 1:08:42
  Brian McFadden: 42 million dollars to 3 former detainees of Iraq's notorious Abu Ghrai prison.
• 1:08:52
  Brian McFadden: and the people they charged was the Virginia-based military contractor that was responsible.
• 1:09:00
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:09:00
  Brian McFadden: And that was CACI,
• 1:09:05
  Brian McFadden: they're blaming the civilian interrogators
• 1:09:09
  Brian McFadden: along who worked alongside the army.
• 1:09:14
  Brian McFadden: So these people, these people that
• 1:09:18
  Brian McFadden: that were criminals. Got a nice payday.
• 1:09:23
  Testecleese: That's strange how they keep working out. Huh?
• 1:09:26
  Testecleese: So anyway, everyone.
• 1:09:30
  Testecleese: Ron, if you've made it to the end of the show
• 1:09:32
  Testecleese: it'd be awesome if you could process a buck or 2 to help us pay our fees. But you know what's even better than sharing a show up, because maybe someone else will throw us a buck or 2.
• 1:09:40
  Brian McFadden: And and we are back up on Youtube, on the
• 1:09:43
  Brian McFadden: under the Jeffrey and Brian show email. Yup.
• 1:09:48
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 1:09:49
  Brian McFadden: We've had 14 views in the last 28 days.
• 1:09:53
  Brian McFadden: You.
• 1:09:54
  Testecleese: I completely forgot that that page even existed.
• 1:09:57
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I just. I just set it back up recently. So.
• 1:10:01
  Testecleese: Alright! Well, that's pretty.
• 1:10:02
  Brian McFadden: People are complaining that they've been blocked on Facebook for whatever reason. So you know.
• 1:10:08
  Testecleese: You can still watch the video version if you want to.
• 1:10:10
  Brian McFadden: But I love the guy. I love the strikes we get on Youtube. Still, you know, months later they'll come up with a strike, and I'm like.
• 1:10:17
  Brian McFadden: whatever. Take my! They said, I won't be able to stream. Live for a week. Oh, no, not that. We don't.
• 1:10:24
  Testecleese: 3 h.
• 1:10:24
  Brian McFadden: On Youtube, anyway.
• 1:10:28
  Testecleese: That's actually why I stopped the 1st time on the testing, because I kept getting strikes. I was like what the fuck every time we even brought up Covid like Nope.
• 1:10:37
  Brian McFadden: They're still striking us for that.
• 1:10:40
  Testecleese: I believe it.
• 1:10:41
  Testecleese: Are we still getting hit? With the occasional copyright infringement.
• 1:10:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but I always complain about those, and I always win. So yeah.
• 1:10:49
  Testecleese: That's because they just hope you just give up and accept it. Yeah. But yeah, anyway, share the show out.
• 1:10:55
  Testecleese: Daniel, you think might be interested. We are just 2 drunk jackasses, yup.
• 1:11:00
  Testecleese: being jackasses.
• 1:11:02
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:11:03
  Testecleese: Until next time.
• 1:11:04
  Brian McFadden: Later. No music.
• 1:11:06
  Brian McFadden: Alright!
• 1:11:08
  Brian McFadden: It's coming!
• 1:11:11
  Brian McFadden: Oh.
• 1:11:13
  Brian McFadden: I'm out.