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Right in the Butt | Episode 97 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Welcome inside the Treehouse. It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey Trenholm and Raj
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Sharma, coming off of our Treehouse Plus episode number thirty where we uh just
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couldn't resist talking about old versus Young Mike Tyson versus Jake Paul once again,
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the fight that is coming up in just a couple of months, along with
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what crippling pulse rate anxiety sounds like it looks like. So if you have
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not yet subscribed to Treehouse Plus, obviously we're biased, but I'm still going
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to tell you that you should join. You can do that by going to
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Patreon dot com slash Treehouse on air. Patreon dot com slash tree House on
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air. We can also do something where listeners can put money on who has
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a higher heart rate when the next time we have a panic attack. Sure
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will do that is gonna win, but oh, no doubt, no doubt.
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Although I will notice because I do have like the heart rate monitor thing
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on my watch deal. I don't know how accurate it ever is, but
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it's interesting to see how at different times, with various activities that the heart
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rate goes up and down. M I believe we've established prison dominance of anxiety.
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Yeah, if our anxiety was an episode of OZ, Raj, you
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would beat Tobias and Trey A. Shillinger. In case you didn't know,
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if I watched that show. Oh, you watch everything, not everything.
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I actually thought about this yesterday, Raj. There are some things I have
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not seen yet that I want to. There's some things I haven't finished yet
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that I want to. Like I noticed that we were scrolling through Hulu.
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I started that movie with Denzel's kid called The Creator with the artificial kids and
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stuff. I'm about twenty or thirty minutes into that. I need to finish
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that. I'm also about forty or so minutes into not just The Covenant,
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but Guy Ritchie's The Covenant with Jake gillen Hall. So I need to finish
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that. And there's other movies I just haven't seen that I want to.
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Just haven't gone around it. I haven't seen everything, Like what's what have
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You're not seen? You've seen everything with every Corey, So I just assume
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that was that was off air outside the Treehouse conversation, Raj, how dare
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you bring up m hm, Corey Feldman movies or Corey haym uh shut up.
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Look, the eight was the eighties and a little bit into the nineties.
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And in my defense, I also had an older sister, so sometimes
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I had to watch whatever she was watching, and she was she was a
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teenager during the eighties, so I saw more Corey movies than I cared to
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would met. Although I would like to point out I did see the ultimate
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Corey's movie, and that was blown Away. I don't I don't even know
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what that is. You should, and I'm surprise Tray doesn't because it blown
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Away not only stars Corey Haim but also Nicole Eggert from Charles in Charge,
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and they enjoy each other a lot in that film blown Away. Okay,
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is this like is this one of those like straight to a Chinese video store
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movies? Like it didn't even make it. It didn't even make it to
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the American version. Probably probably Yeah. So to me, blown Away,
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which came out in nineteen ninety three, is the ultimate to Corey's film because
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it is one of the first films where they were really exploring adult hood by
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blowing things up and by both of them doing Nicole Eggert I think you really
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got to be careful when you talk about the Coreys and blowing considering Feldman's you
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knowarious claims. I don't think I'm the one that needed to be careful.
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Now, keep in mind, blown Away with Corey Ham, Corey Feldman and
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Nicole Eggert is not to be confused with the movie of the same title with
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Jeff Bridges and Tommy Lee Jones what I've which I've also seen. Of course
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you have, uh so two very different films, and that's sad and the
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same title. I'm probably more inclined to watch the two Corey's one you should
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just for sheer curiosity. The sad part is that in both movies they're all
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doing the Cole edgart Yeah, it's it's it's Corey Felderman, Corey Ham,
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Jeff Bridges and Tommy Lee Jones and Nicole Eggert's just woo filming and Willie Ames
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is outside pounding on the door with a Bible, with Kirk Cameron saying you
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everyone stopped that. Man, I feel like it's already been a good show.
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We could stop right here if you want to, if you want to
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get documentary to watch. Of course, every great sentence, every great sentence
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by Trey these Days starts with if you're looking for a good documentary to watch,
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I love them because it's usually some weird uh Indian one where there's murder
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involved. So I've seen him the on Netflix. The documentary about Ashley Madison
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is pretty interesting. Yeah, yeah, that's uh. I started that and
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that's uh pretty good. And of course it that's someone from Dallas in there,
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right and smack dab in the middle of it. That seems that definitely
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seems fit. All right. So before we get into other things today that
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are actually planned, unlike the two blown Away films. In addition to moose
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babies and fishing for aliens in the treehouse, today we need to discuss something
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a little more topical that I thought was just a made up thing. I
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didn't realize this was real. That happened just a handful of days ago,
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and that is the right in the butt puzzle on Wheel of Fortune. I
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saw this when I was scrolling social media, and I just thought it was
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like just someone playing with an AI video or just creating something out of nothing.
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But Raj, you swear this happened. It did happen a few days
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ago, and it's a kind of gone viral. It's a it's gonna go
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more. I don't know how you're more viral, but it's on its way
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to being legendary. To what this happened? Did you see this? I
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thought I thought it was a joke, Like I thought it was like the
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south Park Wheel of Fortune. I was thinking the same thing, trick.
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I forgot about that. That's how do you forget about that? That's I
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mean, I haven't there's that one. There's also do you remember the the
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what was it dating? Dating? The wedding thing with bomb you bank were
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the game? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a classic.
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That's a classic. And then yeah yeah yeah, yep. Okay,
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hang on, you guys keep talking and pulling up fun videos here. The
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south Park video is still the camera guy is going that is I think I'm
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with you. I think that uh. And there's also the uncensored version of
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that one, which is uh, I can't believe they released it, but
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there's the uncensored vera happens and everybody, Oh yeah, that was that was
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pretty fantastic. But this one, uh, in this day and age,
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just to that's your first guess you didn't want to buy a vowel look at
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all. Uh yeah, so you can. Uh it's I think it's TMZ
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has the story, uh and the video, so you can we can pull
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up uh that because I mean, just a brilliant answer. I mean,
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you're that guy forever now. It doesn't matter where you go. You're the
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right in the butt. That's that's who you are. Now. All right,
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let's see here this Wheel of Fortune contestant getting major props for not winning
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big, but he did lose in spectacular fashion with a guess that you just
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got to see to believe. So thank you very much there, TMZ.
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It really is one of those things where it's like, I'm with Tray.
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I thought it was a joke. Initially, I really did thank you TMZ
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phrase. Okay, so I'm not since the first time, full disclosure,
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this is the first time I've actually seen this and heard this. So the
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puzzle clue is phrase, which isn't everything on Wheel of Fortune and phrase?
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So then they're doing I have not watched the whole episode of Will of Fortune
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in years, so they're doing it's like a fast version where instead of guessing,
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instead of spinning the wheel and guessing, the letters. They're just revealing
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themselves one after another in quick succession. And I guess the first person to
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buzz in and guess correctly wins. Yes. Okay, all right, lightning
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round, got it? Okay, here we go. So they start out
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with an exclamation point at the very end, and then a T and then
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some other letters. I E. All right, I can see where so
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tavares here buzzes in and there's four blank tiles. Then the second word is
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two tiles with it. The first tile has an I lit up. Then
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the next word is three tiles with a T, a blank, and an
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E. And the fourth word is a B, a blank, a blank,
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a T and an exclamation point. I certainly see how this happened.
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Yeah, I can, but you don't say it. There's no way that.
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Okay, I'll just leave you tomorrows right in the butt. No.
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So the other two contestant. So you've got Tomorros in the in the one
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hole. You've got what looks to be blonde hair white lady Blake in the
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two hole, and bringing up the rear is an older black lady and she's
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the one that you hear, go what Meanwhile, the white chick in the
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middle the first time for her to be taking this in stride tomorrows right in
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the butt. No, no, this is interesting. So so the black
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lady on the end, she's she's she's shocked. What look at Blake's reaction
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in the middle here again, All she does is she just kind of smiles,
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and then she does a quick little side I look over to Tavars go
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like you see it. Yeah, it's one more time here you go,
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keep an eye on Blake in the middle, tomorros right. But see now
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her reaction doesn't change much. She's already smiling, and then she just looks
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over and goes, yeah, yeah, no Blake, Yeah, of course
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she thinks it is. But he says, right, only four tiles.
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Yeah. Not only was that nowhere near the actual phrase that they were looking
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for, but it doesn't even match the proper number of tiles. Yes,
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so he was one tile off. But uh what What it really seemed to
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me is this is a classic example of him having a phrase in his mind
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already that he was trying to force into this one. He was looking at
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Maggie, say Jack off stage, who Pat's daughter is smoking hot? Really?
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Yes? Pat Sajack's daughter Maggie, Maggie, let's see this. I
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gotta look it up. You guys talk amongst or so, I gotta see
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what the say Jack is producing. It's oh okay, yeah, wow,
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oh yeah, well done. Yes, Pat obviously has some good genes.
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I don't know what his wife looks like, but I don't eat. I
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didn't know he was married, but you just thought he was married to will
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of fortune. Yeah, you know what his daughter looks like. He and
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Vanna had a baby. That's exactly what I was gonna say. Oh yeah,
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well, then in that case, Pat's not a In that case,
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Pat is not a believer of right in the butt. Well yeah, that's
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uh uh but it does it does h it does you know, make us
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think back to other times. Oh is that her? Okay, yeah,
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that's that's definitely that. That's definitely it, Pat Sage van of white Baby.
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Hang on, let me what's what's I'm gonna type, Pat say,
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Jack's wife? Yeah, hang on, because I want to see what she
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looks like, to see if it's even possible that that could be their kid.
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Uh. Well, this is actually kind of difficult because I guess he's
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on his second wife, the first one passed away in eighty six. Yeah,
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Maggie would be. She's probably in her twenties, so it'd be okay,
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Cheryl. I guess they divorced in nineteen eighty six. She's blonde.
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Okay, so they broke up in eighty six, So you think this is
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gonna be the second wife Trey. Yeah, so that would be Leslie Brown.
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Yeah, No, Maggie say Jack is very much I think the love
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child of Vana White and pat say Jack. After seeing what Leslie Brown Patsay
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Jack's current wife looks like. Yeah, but well done for I mean that's
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a she's a she's a smoke show. Good lord. Yeah, and she
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works for the show. So come on. Yeah, if you had a
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daughter that looked like that, wouldn't you want to keep an eye on her
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rash? Especially when you've got contestants running around. Actually, maybe the set
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of Wheel of Fortune is not a good spot when he got contestants throwing out
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things like in the butt on puzzles, right in the butt' that's your go
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to answer, right in the butt? You thought, Okay, my question
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is this. What if he was right? Then I think Wheel of Fortune
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will have would have taken a uh family feud with Steve Harvey turn where like
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they're doing sorts of things on purpose. Yeah, but what if what if
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it was like right in the butt, They're like, you're the winner.
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Not only does he win the puzzle, but he wins blake. But definitely
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not the lady on the other end, she is not having it in the
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butt. She doesn't want any of that speaking up in the butt. This
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from the Milliwed game many many years ago, seventies is the weirdest place that
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you, personally, girls have ever gotten the urge to make whoopee? The
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weirdest place old? Yes, Olga in the ass? No, no,
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no, no, the weirdest location. I think here's the problem with that.
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I think it's still a location. Well, it is a location,
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but back then location was a little more of a fluid term. It's not
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like today where you go to Google and drop a pin in it. Uh
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and then obviously not chis Olga is in the s Yeah, but what are
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again cookdfw dot com, coming off of the in the Butt on Wheel of
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Fortune and in the Ass on the Newlywed Game back in the seventies, which
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is not an isolated incident. By the way, there was another one that
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I was trying to find where it's the Blonde Chick, where she says,
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I believe it's in the butt Bob, So that is not an isolated incident
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on the Newlywed Game. This is the first I've seen it on Wheel of
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Fortune. So good for them for getting into pop culture again. But we
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went into that last break talking about okay, well where you know, what
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are the locations for that? And then what are the reviews like? And
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then Drey, I think you brought up yelp, and I think yelp is
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the proper place that you bring up reviews for the butt sex. That's probably
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why you don't see as many on Google, but you'll definitely find the butt
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sex reviews on Yelp. I just like the fact that she says in the
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Butt Bob, like the answer is going to be right. Look, the
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only that was not an issue. Her answer wasn't so much an issue except
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for the fact that she has her answer has to match what the husband's card
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said he said in the car. But yeah, she have been correct.
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Maybe it was in the butt in the car, but she went too specific
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and the husband went too broad. So as long as their answers matched,
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they would have had to have awarded them those points. Yes, again,
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it goes to the right in the butt wheel fortune thing. If they would
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have been like, ding, you got it, man, that's that's the
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that was the winning answer. I think that would have been the moment where
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Pat Sajack does flip the card and walk off and go, that's it.
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I'm retiring Ryan Seacrest now. Uh but yeah, that's the uh. Now
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he's the right in the butt guy for the rest of his life. Oh
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yeah, yeah, that's gotta that's gotta suck. Like everywhere you go,
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it's like, hey, man, right in the butt, and it was
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like, yeah, I got it. I messed up. Okay, you
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gotta lean into it, like make sure we Trey's gonna say right there,
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you do want to lean into it? Yeah, I think you're right merchandising
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right in the butt T shirt guy, Then you've got to be the guy
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that makes the t shirts for the right and the butt guy. Look,
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it just never ends. I think I think you can just order that through
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Vista Print. So before we can move on into uh, any of the
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aliens or the moose babies or the other thing, I'm going to mention to
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you that I witnessed over the last couple of days. Let's uh, let's
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just get this out of the way so we can get out of our system,
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because we've all been thinking it as soon as we mentioned wheel of Fortune
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and bad guesses. So here we go. Let's go with the classic South
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Park Wheel of Fortune and oh please, okay, well, looks like you're
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gonna get a lot of help. Heer category is people who annoy you on
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the shows in a blank A G, A G, an E, an
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R, and an S. And the clue is people who annoy you.
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Please okay, well, looks like you're gonna get a lot of people who
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annoy you. You're going to help you. So when they cut to the
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audience, everyone all their faces are just a dash like, oh, you're
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going to say? And then just a little bit in the foreground, the
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camera operator leads into the frame and he's a black man who doesn't not look
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as a gassed as most of the members of the audience do, because if
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you notice in the audience, all the white people are going, but if
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you look in the in the background, there are two people of color who
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also look like they have pre anger phases on similar to the camera operator.
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But that that is absolutely the best part is when that camera operator leans in,
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like what are you about to say? One of the best parts in
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the beginning is like you're gonna get a lot of help here. Oh,
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I know it, but I don't think I should say it. The puzzle
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the probably pulls the tile back, revealing it a well that you felt the
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uncensored version that you don't even I don't think they had that up anymore.
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I guess they do have the uncentered version of because I'm with you rise.
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Most of the time when I've pulled this up on YouTube, it's the bleeped
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version. Now I'm wonder hell, maybe I should bleep this. It was
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nice working with you. I know this was our last show. Hey,
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look, any anytime we get a snort out of tray, I'll take it.
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I don't care. I don't care what word had to be used beforehand
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to get it. As long as I wasn't the one that used it.
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Can you imagine being the voice actor that I had to do that. I
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believe it's either or Matt Stone. Yeah, it's one of them. I
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think at that point you got to deliver that line. Yeah, it got
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an You don't outsource that line to somebody else. They cash that in for
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nine hundred million. I think. Uh, it goes back again to when
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I go, what if they went that's correct, that camera operator would have
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had a different reaction. That would have been the last Wheel of Fortune episode.
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Yeah, that's uh, that's one of the greatest moments in cartoon history
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or just in television history. Uh. I know the answer. But you
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guys are killed me today. Okay. Uh yeah. When I start having
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a panic attack again, I'm listen to this episode because it'll take it all
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the way. That's so good. That'll solve your panics. If I was
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we're talking like, hey, you've gone to prison and you've got the single
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paper is made to kind of degrade and fall apart, And that's what they
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say when they're talking about flush oil wipe, so it's degradable. No,
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no, wipe is really degradable. You shouldn't be using those unless you have
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a PVC system and you have a golden horseshoe stuck up your bum somewhere and
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you just feel are feeling really lucky. But the cheap toilet paper is so
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much better. Not that good toilet paper is not good for your system.
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But the higher quality the toilet paper, the thicker, the cushier, the
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stronger, the harder, the longer it takes for it to break down.
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Now, I have a PVC sewer system, and I'm a prima donna,
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so i want my shaman though, you know, the like Cadillac of toil
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eight the website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. Would you like to what that's
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only fitting if you title this one in the button? I titled the last
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one slippery Slope. And if we're being honest and unbiased, I think two
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of our strongest back to back episodes to date. One might even refer to
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these two episodes as asked ass butting up against each other. It's just so
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good, like I hate that my brain works this way, where I'm like,
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what if that was the correct answer, I would love for the show
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to be I love that your brain works in that bash, because one of
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these days it's gonna be right. It might. And maybe that was why
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the guy at the beginning who said, you know, right in the butt
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on the wheel of fortune thing, maybe he was thinking He's like, you
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know what, it's one of these days that is gonna come up on a
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puzzle. Maybe he's been watching the show his entire life. Yes, and
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he thought, you know what, I think this is a pretty common phrase.
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And when he saw the puzzle come up and the clue was phrase other
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than the first of tiles, it all fit, especially with the exclamation point.
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Had the exclamation point not been in there, he may not have gone
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down that path, You don't think so. You don't think he would have
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just gone right in the butt, not be excited about it, like when
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he buzzes in. Instead of yelling at he would have whispered it right in
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the butt. I really think the exclamation point is what I think you do
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an experiment. You can't do any experiment because the guy's already said what he
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was going to say. But if you could go back in time remove the
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exclamation point tile, I bet he says something different. Yes, and I
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like how you said and didn't even realize what he said it or maybe it
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did. And it's brilliant. Is it all? It all fit in of
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this entire episode. That's the one I did not intend. Look, you're
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you're in that journal vicinity. Sometimes you missed the whole. Sometimes it's unintended.
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I call that an oopsy speaking of oopsis, is this for a segue?
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Uh? This is a terrifying headline if I've ever seen one. Experts
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admit they're trying to lure UFOs to Earth with small handheld nuclear reactors. Let
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that sink in it. Did experts admit they're trying to lure UFOs to Earth
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with small handheld nuclear reactors? Mm hmm? Who finished this? Who are
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these experts? A quote unquote top professor has gone public to admit that a
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colleague of his has already created a handheld a handheld many nuclear reactor with the
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aim of trying to lure aliens and UFOs to Earth. Yeah, it's like
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we're in a race to see, you know, who's gonna who's gonna stick
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it up humanities. But it's definitely not various this episode. Uh yeah,
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that's okay. This is why okay. According to according to Kevin Nuth,
35:54
professor of physics at the University of Albany, the ex uh the experimental ideas
36:00
already being created as efforts to bring extraterrestrial beings to our planet, claiming scientists
36:09
are making small handheld nuclear reactors to try and lower aliens to Earth, and
36:14
in an idea that couldn't go wrong no matter how hard they try. The
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professor told an audience that the handheld many nuclear reactors are already being patented.
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He said, we were trying to figure out how we can lure UFOs and
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work out how to make contact. Also, the University of Albany sounds like
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something you do online to get your CDL. That's where you get your graphic
36:42
design degree, the University of Albany. Yeah, University of Albany online now
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offering many nuclear reactor classes. Why not just ghostbuster classes? I would I
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would sign up. I think I'm gonna go print myself a fake diplumber right
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now. That sounds like what The University of Albany degree sounds like. Somebody
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walked up, like, you know, I graduated from the University of Albany.
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You're like, okay, but it sounds good. You have You have
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hundreds of degree choices to choose from on the clickdown menu for your eventual print
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out of your degree. But then if if yours doesn't pop up, you
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can always select others. I want to be a certified University of Albany.
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I want all three of us to be certified the University of Albany. Ghostbusters
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Master's an egon. Yeah, but I'm gonna write my my thesis on Ray.
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My thesis will be titled what did you do? Ray? See you
38:16
now about the movie I've seen? I'm not sure if you've seen this one,
38:22
so before before we get out of here, I want to share this
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other classic Newlywed Game clip with you, Raj. I'm not sure if you've
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seen it, Trey. I believe we've played this on the radio show in
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the past, but it's another one of my favorites, coming in a close
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number two behind the lady on the Newlywed Game? Who Said? Who Said?
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In the ass Bob, I would now like to present you with one
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of possibly the dumbest game show contestants in the history of game shows. This
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happened in the seventies, I believe on The New Lewed Game, which I
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still say to this day is one of the best all time classic game shows
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to watch because of moments like this husband say he is basically more urban or
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rural now they the first person they talked to is this very pretty blonde woman,
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very tan, very blonde, and she think of the third Mandrell sister.
39:30
Yeah, it's actually pretty good surprise, that one. That is a
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hell of a reference. Well, on occasion, Rog likes to remind people
39:46
that he grew up in Mesquite in interesting ways. I was in love with
39:52
the third Mandrell. And that's this and this contestant, the blonde hair of
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the blue eyes. She stand. She embodies the blonde stereotype to a t
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husband. Say he is, uh, basically more urban or rural Kathy,
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Roj, you noticed the blank stare in her face? Excus just I mean,
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she might physically be there, but there's no brain inside that head,
40:27
not even close. It's in a jar somewhere being studied by monkeys. She
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is dead behind the eyes. Say he is basically more urban or rural?
40:40
Kathy. I don't know what they mean. Yeah, she's sweet, Roger.
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I'm just gonna ask you this now, have you ever seen this?
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No, I've never real you know you married? What do you say?
41:05
Heck, he's urban? How long has he been that way? Too much?
41:19
Do you think there's anything he can do about it? He went to
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a doctor. Jesus, Raj, tell me this is not uh a classic.
41:31
This would be proud work one oh one in a stand up class that
41:37
Bob you Banks is putting on on the newly web game. I mean,
41:40
this is the kind of stuff that I see you do when you work a
41:44
crowd at the improv. Yeah, how long has he been that way?
41:49
It's like a brilliant follow up. His face is like this dumb bitch,
41:55
and thankfully he leans into her. All right, let's art this over.
42:00
Then, was a little playoff. He is basically more urban or rural,
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Kathy, I don't know what they mean. You know now you married?
42:15
What do you think he he's urban? He's urbana? How long has he
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been that way? Do you think there's anything he can do about it?
42:36
He meant to a doctor. The doctor give him anything for his urban.
42:52
He gave me something. Oh my, oh my, gosh, I and
43:08
that lard. Oh yeah, there's there was nothing wrong with that. The
43:14
FCC could have there's no no issue with that. We still don't actually know
43:19
what we think Bob thinks she means by urban. I think she means he
43:22
was impotent. I think that's the only thing I can think of. I
43:29
don't think urban is a thing you know, a doctor for in her head
43:36
it is. But I like how she's so you know when she starts off
43:39
with the heck, heck she's from around here, she's from Garland, Like,
43:50
heck, he's urban. It's a it's a it's a Dallas look.
43:58
But uh but a long view brain like she's she got her undergrad at s
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f A. You're right, Raj, that that's definitely a rangerrette right there,
44:25
and there's currently still one. That's the thing. She's still there.
44:30
She's like the Kelly fin Glass of the ranger eats well done newlywed game.
44:39
And and Bob you banks what what a what a gym? Uh? When
44:45
he just kept playing into it, I was like, that's a that's a
44:49
masterclass. Like they have to show that at the beginning. That's that should
44:53
be the beginning video of every stand up comedy show. Is showing this great
45:00
warm up. Yeah, oh man, you know what, let's just uh,
45:09
let's do this. How about this before we leave? Hm, let's
45:13
just bring this all back to the beginning. Okay, mm hmmmm here up,
45:22
I'm working on it. Is this what we're doing? Oh? No,
45:24
is that is what we're doing? I thought we were doing the other
45:28
one. I lose my ship Tomorrows right in the butt. No, you
45:39
know, I didn't realize this. I didn't realize this the first time we
45:43
watched it. Look how stoic Vanna White is here? When when like when
45:49
he says, when he when he gives his guests, look at Vana White
45:57
tomorrows right in the butt. Nothing, no, yeah, nothing. She
46:04
does not move. She's like she's frozen in time. She looks like a
46:07
statue. Yeah, that's uh, after Maggie, that's that's right. That's
46:22
where it went from then on, No more accidents as like as once again,
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this is full. I love you guys, it makes my heart happy.
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Just remember rise next time your anxiety level gets too high, just you
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know, right in the butt. We'll see you next time. It makes
47:06
me anxious, not Bana in the treo seems like that stone place from here,
47:14
from here. No no more magnies, no more magmies. He did
47:24
it, He went there. Try tru everybody, joke explorer, see you
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next time.