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HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show October 3rd 2025 · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Happy Friday. Friday is right. It is October
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  Speaker 1: the third, twenty twenty five. My name is Woody. That
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  Speaker 1: is Greg Gorey. Good morning, we got menace. What is up?
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  Speaker 1: Sea masses here? We got Sammy Morgan is here morning.
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  Speaker 1: The phones are open at eight seven seven forty four. Woodie.
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  Speaker 1: You can textus send us a Friday check in on
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  Speaker 1: the text over to two to nine eight seven. Just
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  Speaker 1: tell us who you are and then where around town
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  Speaker 1: you are, yep, listening to the Woody Show. Any kind
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  Speaker 1: of exciting weekend plans you got going on, or anyone
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  Speaker 1: anything you'd like to have us mentioned, Just go ahead
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  Speaker 1: and text us over to two to nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 1: We got the fail stories coming up for you this hour.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get to those. The wild Card round of the
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  Speaker 1: MLB Playoff that's over now, Padres, Red Sox, Guardians, goodbye,
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  Speaker 1: all eliminated. Bye. So the Division series that starts tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: So that's Dodgers and Phillies, Cubs, Brewers, Tigers, Mariners, and
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  Speaker 1: then Yankees Blue Jays, all all solid matchups, potential to
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  Speaker 1: make baseball interesting. Yeah right, really nothing like super random
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  Speaker 1: in there, No, no, no, I mean, but those were
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  Speaker 1: those were solid. Dodgers Phillies, that's gonna be a great series.
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  Speaker 1: Brewers had the best record in baseball and also Cubs.
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  Speaker 1: Brewers also just a natural rival, kind of like the
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  Speaker 1: Yankees Red Sox thing. Huh, those two teams always battle
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  Speaker 1: because you know, geographic they're so close. Tigers Mariners both
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  Speaker 1: have had amazing seasons, and then Yankees Blue Jays division. Right,
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  Speaker 1: But I mean it's weird, like I still, for whatever reason,
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  Speaker 1: I can't take the Blue Jays seriously. I have a
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  Speaker 1: hard time because they sucked so hard for so long.
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  Speaker 1: I just have a hard time, hard time keeping it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: k Yeah. Last night on Thursday Night Football, the forty
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  Speaker 1: nine Ers beat the Lambs in overtime twenty six to
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  Speaker 1: twenty three. That was the craziest game I've seen in
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  Speaker 1: a very long time. Yeah, Greg's forty nine ers pull.
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  Speaker 1: Now here's the thing that the game winning field goal
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  Speaker 1: ricocheted off the crossbar. It but that missed it in.
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  Speaker 1: But that that counts Now, the Rams at that point
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  Speaker 1: still had a chance. But instead of I don't I
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  Speaker 1: don't get it when teams do this, I feel like
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  Speaker 1: you're you're not really giving yourself even I mean I
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  Speaker 1: guess you do have a chance, but like, I don't
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  Speaker 1: feel like you're setting yourself up for success. That's a
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  Speaker 1: that's a term that parents use with kids. Now we
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  Speaker 1: use that. Uh is this really your best opportunity to
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  Speaker 1: set yourself up for success? Yeah? I'm not sure it is.
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  Speaker 1: But instead of tying it on fourth down, they decided
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  Speaker 1: to go for it. Yeah, came up short yep, lost,
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  Speaker 1: miracul losers. Yeah. Dan Campbell, who's the lead lead, the
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  Speaker 1: lead singer, the head coach for the Detroit Lions, he
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  Speaker 1: likes to do that, like he loves for it, dude.
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  Speaker 1: And I mean, at one point, dumbas Tyler might remember this,
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  Speaker 1: didn't he have to move Dan Campbell like he because
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  Speaker 1: he he made some call where he got a real
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  Speaker 1: balls and then he went for it and then they lost,
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  Speaker 1: and then he was getting all kinds of death threats
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  Speaker 1: and stuff and he had to move.
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  Speaker 2: I think I remember something about that, remember that story. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: But with Dan Campbell, he's just he's a gambler, man,
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  Speaker 2: He's just that.
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  Speaker 1: Guy, Dan Gambler. I hate when my team does crap
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  Speaker 1: like that. I hate it. Yeah, I like Mike Tomlin
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  Speaker 1: starts doing stuff like that I get so pissed. I
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  Speaker 1: vaguely remember what you're talking about when he when they
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  Speaker 1: came to Yeah, Yeah, I think there was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there was like a whole thing about it. I don't
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  Speaker 1: remember the specifics clearly, but what.
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  Speaker 3: I loved about the game last night, especially in my opinion,
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  Speaker 3: there was so much passing.
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  Speaker 4: It was I can't stand the handoffs where they just
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  Speaker 4: run right into a wall.
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  Speaker 1: Why do they do that? They would run right into
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  Speaker 1: the other guys. I'm like, well, the idea here, babe,
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  Speaker 1: is that to see these guys up front, that's the
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  Speaker 1: offensive line, that they're going to create some space for
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  Speaker 1: this guy. Yeah, and he's gonna be able to rip
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  Speaker 1: off like a fifteen to twenty five yard whenever you run,
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  Speaker 1: he is gonna be able to get more than you know,
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  Speaker 1: the half a yard he just picked up here. But
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  Speaker 1: that wasn't the plan your team, the Falcons did. They
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  Speaker 1: have like one of the quarterbacks he was notorious. All
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  Speaker 1: he did was handoffs, right he never.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that was last year. So Kirk Cousins was handing
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  Speaker 2: the ball off because he wasn't fully healed from his
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  Speaker 2: ruptured achilles the year before.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I thought the guy before that also Mariota.
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  Speaker 1: Mariota sucked too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, dude, they've had terrible quarterbacks for like
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  Speaker 2: six seven.
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  Speaker 1: Years that they're never throwing the ball. Oh, hey, who's
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  Speaker 1: the guy I asked you about who's on your team?
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  Speaker 1: He's got the crazy name. Saved his name right now? Uh,
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  Speaker 1: you said his name was Storm Norton. Yeah, there's a guy.
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  Speaker 1: There's a guy on the on the falcon, Storm Norton.
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  Speaker 1: The only reason they want to be a general. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: it gets better. The only reason I remembered that is
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  Speaker 1: because I was watching a game earlier in the week.
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  Speaker 1: The Dolphins have a guy named storm Duck that you
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  Speaker 1: think that's his name? Storm?
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  Speaker 5: Well, which Kardashian is a kid named Stormy? Maybe that's
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  Speaker 5: the thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but Storm Dudu. But this has to be over
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  Speaker 1: years old though. Speaking of funny names, there was a
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  Speaker 1: thing I saw this morning going through all the different websites.
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  Speaker 1: New York Post has a headline here here, I'll have u,
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  Speaker 1: I'll have you read it. Greg Harvard hires drag queen
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  Speaker 1: named Lahoreagistan as a visiting Professoragistan.
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  Speaker 6: Now, clearly that's the stage Namestan someone's gonna name their
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  Speaker 6: kid that pature you Fromagistan, Lahore Vagistan.
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  Speaker 1: My name was Lahore right after my divorce. Get it. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be teaching a class on RuPaul's drag race.
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  Speaker 1: My god, that's teaching Lahore Bagistan.
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  Speaker 7: Nice, Harvard'd be fun class.
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  Speaker 1: Studies of Gender and Sexuality program will have two classes.
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  Speaker 1: Queer I don't even know if this is f ethno group. Okay, ethnography, ethnography, ethnography.
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  Speaker 1: What is that ethnography? Queer ethnograph? I've not even seen
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  Speaker 1: that was ethnography. Maybe that's another word for geography, ethnic people, castro.
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  Speaker 1: Uh and then and then also she's given me a
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  Speaker 1: politics stop it right now, politics drag race and desire.
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  Speaker 1: Of course there's people out there, uh.
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  Speaker 3: Prot I have a question paying for this class expressing
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  Speaker 3: their disapproval, and some saying that the higher drags Harvard's
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  Speaker 3: name quote through the mud.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love the name Lahore Magistrates.
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  Speaker 8: That's the best professor on my Starbucks order next time.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think it would be rude for me to
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  Speaker 1: be like Professor Vadge it is to be all catch
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  Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, Storm the duck, he's a cornerback for
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  Speaker 1: the Miami Dolphins. Storm Okay, that blame the first one
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  Speaker 1: Storm Norton, Norton place for plays for the Falcons and
• 7:07
  Speaker 1: what was it? What was that? What was that? Bit
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  Speaker 1: Key and peel? Oh the best? Yeah there is. It's
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  Speaker 1: like the done the East West. Yeah, oh dude, the
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  Speaker 1: guy and hey, uh you guys, this is a real person.
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  Speaker 1: He plays for Eastern Michigan. In his legal name, not
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  Speaker 1: a stage name, is Noah Nigga k and I G
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  Speaker 1: g A. And people are having a field day with that,
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  Speaker 1: as you can imagine. But he's leaned into it. He
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  Speaker 1: is selling merchandise, damn and and so of course there
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  Speaker 1: are people who are upset by it. But it's it's
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  Speaker 1: legally his name.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, don't blame him.
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  Speaker 1: It's not like his parents even like changed their name
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  Speaker 1: as a joke like that. I guess that's just the family.
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  Speaker 8: Does the parents know that when they named him to
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  Speaker 8: what's the difference?
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  Speaker 9: It's their last name.
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  Speaker 8: The name though wasn't Yeah, but to pick Noah's the
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  Speaker 8: first name.
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  Speaker 1: There was like a Dave Chappelle, just crazy, there's that
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  Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle. But the Chappelle show bit where like like
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  Speaker 1: the family. They had an I don't I'm not even
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  Speaker 1: guess the name because I'm gonna get it wrong. It
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  Speaker 1: is yeah, but it's like, oh, look he's got those lips,
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  Speaker 1: He's got those whatever, dude, it was. That show is
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  Speaker 1: so good. I feel like I'm seeing more Chappelle. That's
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  Speaker 1: a bit that that pop up. Yeah you were You've
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  Speaker 1: never been a Key and Peel fan. And thank god
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  Speaker 1: our friend Charlamagne and the God just backed me out
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  Speaker 1: recently on a podcast saying how terrible that they had. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you want to hear some other good college football name?
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  Speaker 9: Yes, please?
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  Speaker 1: The realist Clark. He plays for Kent State. There's a
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  Speaker 1: wide receiver who plays for Rice Mo m O h
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  Speaker 1: Billity Mobile.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, you need to get a a scooter.
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  Speaker 1: Road Tuggle is a wide receiver for Purdue.
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  Speaker 9: Is he an American gladiator?
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  Speaker 1: Nitro Tuggle? Yeah, it does sound like You're right, It
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  Speaker 1: does sound it does sound like that. Rocky Beers is
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  Speaker 1: a tight end for Colorado State. Now these names are cool.
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  Speaker 1: Yea a defensive end for cal His name is Legend
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  Speaker 1: Journey Rocky Beers.
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  Speaker 9: By the way, it looks like a Rocky.
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  Speaker 1: Bears UNLV as a player defensive lineman Chief Borders. You
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  Speaker 1: got Squirrel White who plays for Florida State. Hell yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my Indian Princess group King Large is an offensive lineman.
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  Speaker 5: Hell yeah, Sir Bible for San Jose States.
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  Speaker 9: Absolutely not.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, sir, Central Arkansas has a defensive back. His
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  Speaker 1: name is Dude person. Dude person, dude person. U T
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  Speaker 1: s A What is U T S A wide receiver? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Alpha Khan it's his name. And then you got Panda Askew.
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  Speaker 1: Like that, there's an offensive lineman for East Carolina. You
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  Speaker 1: also get really good names when you start getting into
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  Speaker 1: March Madness because people go here are the best names
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  Speaker 1: in the bracket, and they'll make a bracket of fun
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  Speaker 1: names of players who are on teams that are in
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  Speaker 1: the bracket like that, or you know, in the tournament.
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  Speaker 2: D A T.
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  Speaker 1: You can help us with this one. Didn't like the
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  Speaker 1: coach's son of the Warriors. He changed his name because
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  Speaker 1: the broadcasters were having like too many issues with it.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Oh yeah, yeah, Nick, Oh no, well Steve Kerr,
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  Speaker 3: Steve Kerr's son is Nick Nick Nick Kerr.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, you know now he like I want
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  Speaker 1: to say I one nice and deliberate and slow. So
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: he's he's finally just yeah. No, he changed nick, but
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: it took a couple of years. The broadcasters like, again, dude,
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  Speaker 1: we can't do this.
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  Speaker 8: No couple of years.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah no, they're in eastern Michigan. He's just leaned into it.
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  Speaker 1: He's selling all kinds of gear. Dude, he's making dumb
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  Speaker 1: money on the merch. They're they're writing articles about it.
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  Speaker 8: I've seen tons of memes on mind.
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  Speaker 1: People try to they're uh, they're wearing their gear, and
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  Speaker 1: there have been people trying to get it shut down,
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  Speaker 1: and you just think, hey, man, here's the thing you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna hear about it anyway.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, he looks like the whitest frat boy on her.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah he does. And it's not like he chose his name,
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  Speaker 1: especially his last name. He was born into it, embracing it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven forty four, Woody, that's phone number. Hit
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  Speaker 1: us up with the text over to two to nine
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  Speaker 1: eight seven. We're gonna take a break, we'll come back.
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  Speaker 1: How about the Friday Fail store. Yeah, we'll have those
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  Speaker 1: for you next on the Woody Show. Hang on, Oh,
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: I think I know this is I got an email
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: here this is from Sarah subjects Menace Birthday wishless Oh.
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: Sarah says, hello, we heard Menace wanted some water as
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  Speaker 1: part of his birthday month wish list. We would like
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: to send a few cases over to your studios for
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: the Woodies show team and of course Menace to enjoy
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: the purest tasting water on Earth. Please advise on delivery
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  Speaker 1: address so we can have some of the cases dropped
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: off early next week. That's from Sarah, who's at Icelandical
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: the best I don't.
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  Speaker 9: Remember that being no, keep it on the list.
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: Now here's the same brilliant move from Sarah. That is
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: really I think she's gonna win employee of the month
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: because she knows how to get the plug. You know, hey,
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: we'll just send something to Menace for his birthday month.
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  Speaker 5: I'll say, I feel like the tag for Icelandic water
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  Speaker 5: should be Icelandic. It's not just for the airport anymore,
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  Speaker 5: because I only ever see at the.
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  Speaker 1: End that's true, you know, yeah, that's true. Anyway, Thank
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  Speaker 1: you to Sarah.
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  Speaker 9: Sarah will be hydrated.
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  Speaker 1: She's the director of HR and Administrations. Job over there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the Menace Birthday month wish list. If you can help
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: with any of those things. We got it posted for
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: you on our Instagram at the Woody Show. I think
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: we're getting closer to being able to, you know, start
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: doing the contest to win the trip to Dubai. You're
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: really ripping out for the extreme weekend trip. You'll go
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: with Medicine I first class on Emirates to Dubai. But
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: we're not well, I'm not leaving the airport. Medic going
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  Speaker 1: to leave the airport for a couple of things, only
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  Speaker 1: going to be on the ground in Dubai for about
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  Speaker 1: six hours and then it's right back sixteen hour flight back.
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  Speaker 5: I have a possibly stupid question, is it the same
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  Speaker 5: exact plane that just waits or is probably it's probably
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  Speaker 5: can't have that many right, it's.
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  Speaker 1: Probably the same plane. Yeah, a lot of time this
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  Speaker 1: this plane will be on that thin How tired the
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: plane is going to be? Yeah, because that's because that's
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  Speaker 1: the plane is thinking. Boy, am I tired? Hours express?
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  Speaker 1: I had some conversations yesterday. Yeah, we're working through that
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: whole thing. I still don't have the answer on if
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: you're able to go there and back with medic and
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  Speaker 1: I Medicin I are doing that. We're getting there be
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: there for six hours, fly right back because we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be back for the show Monday morning.
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  Speaker 5: But also, you're an adult. You don't need menace and
• 14:20
  Speaker 5: what need to hold your hand coming back?
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: No, you don't. But if we can do that, if
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: the company can figure out a way, you know, for
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: the lease or whatever it is that you'd have to
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: sign for that, that's what you're doing. Yeah, we're not like, oh,
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: just stay. No, the whole bit is going there for
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: an extreme weekend trip if we have to and there's
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: no other way around it, rather than not do it
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  Speaker 1: at all, you'll stay there for the forty eight hours. Again,
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: the hotel's on your dime. I'm not paying for it,
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: and we're not paying the taxes on the trip. We're
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: already giving you a twenty five thousand dollars round trip
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  Speaker 1: first class ticket on Emirates. Yeah. And there's so many
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: hotels available and Dubai they're actually surprisingly affordable and super luxury. Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: And there's one at the airport.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was like we looked it up like a
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: luxury airport at the hotel's like two hundred bucks a
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: night for a luxury spot. I'm not sure i'd want
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: to stay like at a hostel, and you don't need
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  Speaker 1: to in Dubai. But yeah, so anyway, I'll have some
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  Speaker 1: clarity on that, hopefully here in the next couple of days,
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: and then we'll give you a chance to go to
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Dubai for an extreme weekend trip with medicine noise, all right?
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven forty four what Friday check ins on
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  Speaker 1: the text two to nine eight seven. Time for the
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: Friday Failed story. Gentlemen, boys and girls, Time for the
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  Speaker 1: Friday fail starting. Oh, people thought to have a perfect plan.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: The planet could never go wrong. But then somewhere along
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: the line it went from being a great idea to
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: one big stake in mega uber ulpstro good dude, that
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: was strong in the water today icelanding, icelandic apparently not
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: just for the airport anymore. That's right, all right, So
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: first Friday Fail story of the week. This guy in Nevada.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: He decided that he was going to skydive for his birthday.
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  Speaker 1: He was excited when he jumped out with his instructor,
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  Speaker 1: but then the main parachute didn't open. Now, don't worry,
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: of course, there are backup shoots, except that one didn't open. It.
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  Speaker 1: So now uh, now they're falling toward earth from eleven
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  Speaker 1: thousand feet high. The only thing they said they could
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  Speaker 1: do at this point was prey. So there's your spoiler alert.
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  Speaker 1: They did live. They hit the ground somehow survived. I
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: don't know how that happened. I mean airlifted to the hospital.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: The instructor is still in critical condition. The birthday boy
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  Speaker 1: fractured pelvis, broken ribs, perforated lung, kidney laceration, back fractures,
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  Speaker 1: but alive and telling the story.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, good god, Yeah right, there's no reason for skydiving.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: From Missouri where this guy, he was in the parking
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: lot of Missouri State University, just chilling. Decided to cure
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: his boredom by vandalizing seventeen different cars there in the
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: parking lot. He shattered windshields, he ripped off wiper blades,
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: tore off side mirrors, dented some hoods because you're bored. Yeah,
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: I'm bored, just doing this to other people's crap. Yep,
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: people suck. I'm just bored.
• 18:23
  Speaker 8: I'm just going to destroy the can I terrorize the
• 18:25
  Speaker 8: community a better than doing drugs.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: So he was out of there, not so much. He
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: made it out of there without getting caught by the
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: security cameras. They saw everything, and the cops they were
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: able to use that to id him. But when they
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: picked him up and they questioned him, he denied everything,
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: of course. But then they went through his phone and
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: they saw some questions that he had pumped in the
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: chat GPT, including can I get in trouble for damaging cars?
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Chat GPT's response quote seek help. So he was arrested
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: for felony first degree property damage and he's looking out
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: four years in Fail jail. Idiot sailed. A couple of
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: cops in Texas were patrolling on horseback when they stopped
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: a guy for walking in the middle of the road.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: There was clearly something off of the guys. They started
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: questioning him. They asked if they could search him. He
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: says no. That's when one of the officers cracked a
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: joke and they go, hey, man, you know this horse
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: I'm on it's a drug sniffing horse. Just a joke
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: spook the guy. He takes off running. They caught up
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: with him and guess what, yeah's no drugs at all.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: He had drugs on him. He was arrested, taken to
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Fail jail, slud trying to outrun a police horse jail.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, your dad works with horses. Do you think
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: you could train to horse the sniff out drugs? I
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: mean they're pretty smart. I don't know. I don't know
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: if their sense of smells any good.
• 19:51
  Speaker 8: How would they tell you, like their tails, stop their foot?
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: This is Colcaine, probably sniff at all. How about this one?
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: You got this story about this person in Rhode Is
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: on this chick, she gets pulled over by the cops.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: According to the report, she committed multiple traffic violations. Greg,
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: was she drunk? You bet? You know it. She was arrested.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: They get it out of the police station. She uses
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: her phone call to hit up her husband, Hey, come
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: pick me up. He shows up. Greg. Was he drunk?
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: You bet it? Definitely was so, And they weren't together,
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: so they were both drunk different places, so they arrested
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: him as well. Now he tried to fight them, like
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: physically fight them as they were arresting him. All that
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: did was add more charges in sales. The next one
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: here is from Charlottesville, Virginia, which I understand is for lovers,
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: but it's also where you've got this guy who's known
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: for climbing things in the area. He decided that he
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: would climb to the roof of the local aquatic center,
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: you know, to entertain people. Yeah, Medice was known as
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: headstand Guy in high school climate building guy. Remember he
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: told us that's where he screwed up his neck because
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: we had him try to recreate headstane guy. See. The
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: only problem is in high school, I was eighty pounds
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: the rest that I am. Anyway, so this guy throws
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: his Spider Man costume on, does some climbing. Everybody saw
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: him make his way up there. They noticed that he's
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: on the roof for a while. Well because Spider Man,
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: I guess, dislocated his kneecap on the way up and
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: couldn't get back down. So the fire department had to
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: come get Spider Man take him to the hospital. Dumping sailed. Yeah. Fox,
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: and here I'll give you my favorite story of the week, Morgan,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: you are going to love this. It's it's from Florida
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: where this family was at home. They were sleeping. The
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: husband heard a noise woke him up. He wakes up.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: He realizes, hey, man, someone broke into the house, which
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: for most people would be a terrifying experience. But the
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: burglar picked the wrong house. The homeowner is a guy
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: named Henry Rojas. He's an MMA fighter. Oh n and uh.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: He confronted the intruder and then proceeded to kick the
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: ever living ish out of this guy.
• 22:06
  Speaker 8: I love these stories.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: According to the police report, the intruder was already black
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: and blue by the time they arrived.
• 22:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, first round knockout.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: He was arrested in charged with breaking and entering. No
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: charges for mister Rojas, and to add insult to his
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: multiple injuries, he wasn't even supposed to be there. I
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: guess he had gotten drunk and accidentally mistook this house
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: for a friend's house who lived in the area.
• 22:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, god works, It's all right. Yeah, here's before
• 22:34
  Speaker 8: to another fire too.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Here's mister Rojas on the news. I'm prepared. You know.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: My first thing, I don't lie your guns. I've been
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: looking for for a knife or nothing, only got on
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: my hands. That's it. Nice that wrong house, brother, What
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: what did you would say of people at ninety three?
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: I would sell the world. Yes, come near my house.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: The wood show.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: I got a text here pot show. It's my birthday.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: But like what it's just another day when you're this old,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: being a dad of a sixteen year old girl. I'm
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: curious what app what he is using the track his
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: son's phone. Oh yeah, looking to see all of her
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: texts from her boyfriend. Oh side, stay stoopid. Yeah, is
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: greatly appreciated. Happy birthday month, menace. Thank you. I appreciate it.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: That's from the text nine four nine send your text
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: go to two two nine eight seven. Now I will
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: say my son is responsible for being in the situation
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: that he is in with mommy daddy phone, as I
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: call it, I look into his information. There's a couple
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: of different things you can do, and I'll tell you that,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: but I will tell you that, yes, you need to
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: be hypervigilant as a parent. You need to know as
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: best you can do your best work to figure out
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: what your kids are up to and where they're going
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: and who they're with and are they really doing the
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: things that they say they're doing. And you could do
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: that without being super obvious, but it's a way to
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: test to make sure that they are earning and keeping
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: your trust. Like if they tell you're gonna they're gonna
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: be a particular place, like maybe one of these days
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: follow up just kind of just kind of roll down
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: there without even them knowing that you went down there,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: but just to see if they're actually there, like, oh,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: we went to the mall, Like just maybe to see
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: if they're at the mall, yeah, costume or even call
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: them hey, Uh, I was out and you know, I
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: just popped by. Hey, I wanted to give you a
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: couple of bucks for something. I'll just figure that I'm
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: right outside the Macy's once you pop on out, give
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: you a half.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: Hour, you know.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: So there's different things. But the other the other part
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I will say, before you give whatever, you have your
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: medas on the on the subject, also be aware that
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: you may learn things and find out things that you
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: didn't want to know. So you're not super concerned about it,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: but it's something that you didn't want to see or
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: he didn't want to know.
• 25:04
  Speaker 10: Yeah, right, because it is it is Uh, it is
• 25:09
  Speaker 10: an invasion of privacy for sure, but I think it's
• 25:12
  Speaker 10: also part of your job as a parent to make
• 25:15
  Speaker 10: sure that you know what's going on.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: GAB is the company that uh that's my son's mommy
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: daddy phone is why I call it, And so they
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: can't add context. There's no web browser. There are apps,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: but it's apps that I would have to then put
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: on his phone from my phone. So he's got like
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: the ESPN app, He's got stuff like that so we
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: can see hockey scores and things that he's interested in.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: But there's no social media apps, there's no web browser,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: nothing like that. He's on lockdown and that was since
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: what April we were on the Disney cruise.
• 25:48
  Speaker 8: How much longer is he going to have this phone?
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: We'll see, I don't know, we'll see because here's the thing.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: We've been burned a handful of times, and so now
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: we're here and it's not gonna be one of those
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: things where after like a week of gone, oh, I
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: got you're been fine for the week, I said, man,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to earn your way out of this.
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: And is I mean, I'm sure kid would be like
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: uh no, But is there any part of him that's, like,
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: you know what, I feel better not having all this
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: crap on my phone?
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: He says he doesn't really care.
• 26:13
  Speaker 9: Okay, that's awesome actually, but.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: He doesn't say in a way like I don't care,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: doesn't say it like in a defiant way.
• 26:18
  Speaker 9: It doesn't change his life, and honestly.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Probably for the best because social media is nothing but poison,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: right exactly.
• 26:25
  Speaker 9: That's why I have kids.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do have a story where I did lie
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: about my location once and my mom never ever checked
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: in on me. But I told her that I was
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: staying at my buddy's house. But I was actually going
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: on a trip with my girlfriend at the time, two
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: and a half hours away to go stay at her
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: sister's house. She showed up to my friend's house just
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: to check on me, and dude, she's like, you get
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: back right now. And we just got to the sister's
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: house two and a half hours away and I had
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: to come. That had to be the longest ride home. Oh, dude,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: knowing on the other end was deaf. It was the worst. Yeah. Now,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: the gab phone is also where you know if there
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: there have been times like where I texted him like
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I don't give an ish, like you call me right now, yeah, right,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: and it shows up as oh, there's a there's a
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: questionable text that was sent to you, so it won't
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: show me all of his text messages. Yeah, there's like
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: certain things like language or if there's like maybe some
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: kind of violent thing or some kind of sexual thing.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: It will let me know.
• 27:27
  Speaker 9: Can you put in the keywords you want to have
• 27:29
  Speaker 9: notified that.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think it just kind of
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: screen standard. Yeah, there are some apps that you can
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: get that you can see everything. You could see every
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: web search, you can see every action, you can see
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: every text in out, every photo that's taken, every video,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: every and that one's called And we don't have this one.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: We did at one point, but then I said, you
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: know what, mommy daddy phone's better. It's called m spy,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: like Mary M spy and you can look that up.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: You can just go online m spy and but that
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: that will is the person using that know that it's
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: one of those phones. No, it's any phone. I could
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: put spots on your phone, but probably without you knowing.
• 28:14
  Speaker 9: Yeah, aust my settings.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying people people use it to spy on
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: their spouse. The spouse is up to if they're cheating,
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: you know, different things. Exactly what I looked in, Like
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: I said, I know about it because I looked into
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: because we're trying to figure out, like how do we
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: keep an eye on this stuff? And then I figure, like,
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: you know what, this is too much. The the mommy
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: daddy phone is a much better way to go. It's
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: really a thing. The gab phone is really more for
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: it's forget like kids first cell phone. Your kids have activities.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: You're looking to coordinate where the pickup or whatever it is,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: or if they need to get a hold of you,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: they can get a hold of you or you set
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: like whatever context they're able to text or call. Could
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: do that start her phone exactly. It's an it's an
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: android yook, but it's called gap G A B B. Yeah,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: if you, if you, if you want to check it out.
• 29:13
  Speaker 7: So Gina, I have a funny little thing real quick.
• 29:15
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, you know how you love air tags?
• 29:17
  Speaker 9: Oh A big fan?
• 29:17
  Speaker 8: Well I found out.
• 29:18
  Speaker 7: They work because I have one in my suitcase and
• 29:20
  Speaker 7: my friend picked up my suitcase last night for me,
• 29:23
  Speaker 7: and then she called me like an hour later, like
• 29:24
  Speaker 7: freaking out. She's like, do you have an air tag?
• 29:27
  Speaker 7: Like this thing's going off in my car and this
• 29:29
  Speaker 7: my phone's like these alerts are going off saying someone's
• 29:31
  Speaker 7: following me and I didn't know that it did that.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, because I remember when they first came
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: out people were taking the air tags and like putting
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: them under people's cars, and so like a creeper would like,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: you know, or people that wanted to steal your car,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: they would just put an air tag somewhere on your car.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: They wouldn't steal it right there, they'd wait for you
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: to drive it home and then in the middle of
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: the night going then take your CA. So now a
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: phone will alert you.
• 29:56
  Speaker 8: It's actually really cool that it does.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Alert you if you have an air tag you that
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: is not part of registered, you know, in.
• 30:02
  Speaker 8: Your time and it may be the alarm go off too.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Covin does that with the AirPods too, Like you
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: have some air pods inner you that are not yours,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: let you know eight seven seven forty four. Wooding set
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: us a text two two nine eight seven back in
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: a bit