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Countess Luann on Dieting Secrets, Threesomes and Bravo · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 3: Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 1: Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 3: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I return guest, the one,
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  Speaker 3: the only, Countess Luanne, here for your big show Friday
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  Speaker 3: night at the Wiltern.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome, welcome. Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 3: There I have it.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 5: Mary, fuck you.
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  Speaker 1: How much do you love that poster?
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  Speaker 3: And I posted saying I'll be there.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, awesome.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Great.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm pretty excited we're going to have.
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  Speaker 3: A big Friday night.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I'll be having my Uber driver who I birthed. My
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  Speaker 3: son will be dropping me off at dinner before. And
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  Speaker 3: then dropping us off at the big show.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, awesome.
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  Speaker 3: So we're ready to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Awesome. It's going to be great. So, you know, Mary F.
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  Speaker 2: Kill.
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  Speaker 1: It's a game that girls play all the time. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't even know what Mary F. Kill was until I
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  Speaker 1: started doing Cabaret. And, you know, I do Q &
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  Speaker 1: A with the audience.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: And every single show, I would get asked, Mary F. Kill.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what happened is I thought the name
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  Speaker 1: was Mary F. Kill, but it's actually F. Mary Kill.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: So I named it wrongly, but guess what? It works
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  Speaker 1: for me because lyrically, because I have a new song,
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  Speaker 1: Mary F. Kill, that's dropping this Friday.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was always that too, maybe because of you.
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  Speaker 1: Right? Exactly. Well, I think it can go either way.
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  Speaker 1: It can go either way, but now I have the. com,
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  Speaker 1: so that's good. Oh, good.
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  Speaker 3: Look at you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So really, you know, the inspiration comes from the fans.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then, you know, I get every show, I'm like, well, duh,
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  Speaker 1: that should be my next tour. Because it's all about
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  Speaker 1: the ones we've married, the ones we want to F,
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  Speaker 1: and the ones we want to get rid of. We're
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  Speaker 1: not killing anybody. And so the show is really built
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  Speaker 1: around the music I love. It's a love story with
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  Speaker 1: the music. And then I go, okay, well, if I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to sing this song, what's the story that backs
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  Speaker 1: into it? Because that's what Cabaret is all about. It's
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  Speaker 1: really a personal story of the entertainer. So people don't
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  Speaker 1: understand really Cabaret. So my show is It's really pop
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  Speaker 1: culture meets comedy meets cabaret meets fashion.
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  Speaker 3: And how many, well, first of all, your body's banging.
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  Speaker 1: You look gorgeous.
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  Speaker 3: I was just saying your hair is longer. And what's
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  Speaker 3: so interesting, because first of all, you have gorgeous hair.
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  Speaker 3: You don't have hair extensions. This is your natural hair.
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  Speaker 3: And you've let it grow longer in a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: And do you ever kind of look back at all
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  Speaker 3: the years of you in your 40s with your shorter,
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  Speaker 3: more conservative hairdo?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And kind of go, I mean, granted you look gorgeous then,
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  Speaker 3: but do you look back now and.
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  Speaker 1: Go, why? Yes, exactly. I'm like, why did I have
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  Speaker 1: short hair?
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  Speaker 3: Like such a, you're like mom mode.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. Because, listen, I have like a big face and
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  Speaker 1: a big head, right? So when you have a big face,
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  Speaker 1: you need longer hair because it just makes it look thinner.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I have longer hair. Do you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean? Yeah. So, yeah, you know, I liked that
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  Speaker 1: period of having short hair, but I look back and go,
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  Speaker 1: I should have grown it out a long time ago.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because I think I look better with longer hair.
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  Speaker 3: I remember being with my mother at her hairdressers and she,
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  Speaker 3: you know, had this fabulous gay hairdresser, except that he
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  Speaker 3: said this. And I remember being like 10 and hearing this.
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  Speaker 3: And he said, no. Now, this was a long time ago.
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  Speaker 3: This has been like the 80s.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: No woman over 40 should have hair past her shoulders.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, who started that rule and why?
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: But I think a lot of women heard that or
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  Speaker 3: thought it or was like, well, I'm a mom now.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: There was even a period in my early mid-30s when
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  Speaker 3: my kids were little that I was dressing way more conservative.
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  Speaker 3: Yet I was only in my 30s.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: But there was something that was like.
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  Speaker 1: It's mom mode.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Sucker mom, you know, kind of.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then you always saw those kind of. let's call
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  Speaker 1: them the little skanky ladies that would show up you
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  Speaker 1: know with like you know their boobs hanging out and
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  Speaker 1: their shirt their skirts were too short and you know
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean so I think it's it's
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  Speaker 1: mom mode you know and um now I I gotta
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  Speaker 1: say my 50s I'm living my best life you really
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  Speaker 1: are I do what I want I don't have to
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  Speaker 1: answer to anybody uh the kids are grown and they're
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  Speaker 1: good um I have the career I've always wanted you
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  Speaker 1: know which is you know listen I have Ultimate Girls
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  Speaker 1: Trip that's streaming on Peacock. I have Crappy Lake. And
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  Speaker 1: I've got some other projects coming up, which I can't
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  Speaker 1: talk about yet. And then Cabaret, which is really my
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  Speaker 1: love affair. I love the Cabaret. I love performing. You've
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  Speaker 1: seen my show before.
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  Speaker 3: I've come a bunch.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. So this is totally different. And some people
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  Speaker 1: think they've seen Countess Cabaret. This is Mary F. Kell.
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  Speaker 1: This is all about dating apps, love stories gone wrong.
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  Speaker 1: You know, and love story's gone right.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I think, now this is, is this like your
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  Speaker 3: seventh year of doing this? How many years have you
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  Speaker 3: done it?
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  Speaker 1: Since 2018.
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  Speaker 3: And I mean, I know at least with myself performing,
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  Speaker 3: you always want to get new people.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But how many times have you had someone come to
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  Speaker 3: a meet and greet that's like, Luann, this is my
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  Speaker 3: fifth time seeing you. Yeah. And it's because, it is
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  Speaker 3: always fun and it is always different and it's a
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  Speaker 3: great vibe and when people love you you can go
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  Speaker 3: back to those cities over and over again because you
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  Speaker 3: delivered so I think that's a great testament to you
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  Speaker 3: you know a lot of a lot of reality stars
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  Speaker 3: and people are now you know doing a version of
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  Speaker 3: a live show whether it's.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's more of a Q & A moderated
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  Speaker 1: kind of experience. This is so much more than that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I work really hard at Cabaret. I put
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  Speaker 1: on a great show. My director is Richard J. Alexander,
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  Speaker 1: who works, you know, he's worked with Bette Midler and
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  Speaker 1: Kristen Chenoweth and Barbara Streisand, you know. So I get
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  Speaker 1: to work with people like that. Although, you know, as
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  Speaker 1: a director, he's amazing. But I pick all the music
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  Speaker 1: and I write the show myself.
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  Speaker 3: So speaking of that, have you had an opportunity to
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  Speaker 3: watch Erika Jayne's two-part documentary on Bravo called Bet on Blonde?
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  Speaker 1: I have not.
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  Speaker 3: You really should.
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  Speaker 1: I should, yes.
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  Speaker 3: It's very good.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, good.
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  Speaker 3: It's very good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm happy for her.
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  Speaker 3: And I think you should pitch yourself to do the same.
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  Speaker 1: I am. Well, you know, there's been talk about following
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  Speaker 1: the cabaret trio.
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  Speaker 3: I was kind of like. You know, I'm always curious,
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  Speaker 3: you know, and I know a lot of a lot
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  Speaker 3: of documentary show, you know, everyone seemed to have had one,
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  Speaker 3: including J-Lo. But knowing the person and seeing what it
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  Speaker 3: is and going through Erica's was really interesting because she
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  Speaker 3: was very raw about her situation. But it would be
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  Speaker 3: really fun to see yours.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 3: And showing a side that's not curated by housewives. Well,
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  Speaker 3: like if you're frustrated, like see the frustration, see the
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  Speaker 3: thing that doesn't work.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 1: See the Giovanni showroom. Yeah. That's just the day in itself.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, um, you know, I, uh, I think that
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot of behind the scenes, um, that people
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  Speaker 1: would love to see. Absolutely. And, you know, a lot
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  Speaker 1: of work goes into it and, you know, I have
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  Speaker 1: a team of people, I have tour managers and, you know,
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  Speaker 1: musical directors and, um, you know, and with this new song,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I Bruce Roberts who, you know, writes for,
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  Speaker 1: you know, he's written for the biggest singers in the world,
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  Speaker 1: you know, so, You know, I have a very interesting
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  Speaker 1: team of people around me. And, you know, that's what
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  Speaker 1: makes it work, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that can be really fun, too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, lighting and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I do have a couple random Mary F. Kells that
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  Speaker 3: I put together.
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  Speaker 1: I love it. Let's play. Let's play.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Jay-Z.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Think about each. Travis Kelsey, Taylor's football player. Or Blake Shelton,
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  Speaker 3: Gwen Stefani's now husband, country singer.
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  Speaker 1: Mary F.
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  Speaker 3: Kill.
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  Speaker 1: Mary F. Kill. Let's see. I am going to F.
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  Speaker 1: Travis Kelsey. Okay. Good for you. Because he's big and
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  Speaker 1: burly and he looks like he'd be a good, you know, manhandling.
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  Speaker 1: He could pick you up. Yeah, pick me up and
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  Speaker 1: throw me down. I love that stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Jay-Z I'm going to marry. Jay-Z I'm marrying for sure because,
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You know, he's– I'm sure he's– Hit maker. Yeah, he's
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  Speaker 1: a hit maker and he's got a lot of money.
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  Speaker 1: Let's do that. And, you know, I'm going to have
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  Speaker 1: to kill Blake because he's the only one left.
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  Speaker 3: I totally agree with that exact scenario.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Also, Travis– Doesn't mind going to your show a few
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  Speaker 3: times over and over.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: So you can get more than one bang out of them.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. Exactly. I love those choices. Those are good.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Here's one more.
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  Speaker 1: Or two.
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  Speaker 3: I have two more. Kanye West.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Mauricio, Kyle's soon-to-be ex, or maybe just a strange husband.
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  Speaker 3: Or P.K., Dorit's husband.
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  Speaker 1: Well, what was the second one? Who was the second one?
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  Speaker 3: Kanye, Mauricio, or P.K.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to marry PK because he looks like a
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  Speaker 1: lovely man who just has loads of money and seems
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  Speaker 1: very nice, right?
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 3: And I like his accent. I like his accent. And
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  Speaker 3: you could ask for another scenario. I could do Beverly Hills.
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  Speaker 3: I could do Beverly Hills housewives. You could also ask
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  Speaker 3: for another scenario like he did with doing The Pretty Woman.
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  Speaker 3: You would like another scenario where you could act out
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  Speaker 3: something else. We have to think of another movie like
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  Speaker 3: that where he acted out the whole thing. Presented you
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  Speaker 3: with a meal. You get to wear the outfit. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That would be fun.
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  Speaker 1: You'd be into.
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  Speaker 3: That kind of role play that involves jewelry.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. I love that role play. Jewels. We love that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to have to kill Kanye.
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  Speaker 3: Yes. I think I'm okay with that one.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm effing... Maurizio. Maurizio.
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  Speaker 3: Excellent choices. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Are those your choices too?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I totally agree.
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  Speaker 1: You and I are on the same page. Yes, totally agree.
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  Speaker 1: We're on the same page.
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  Speaker 3: Also, I think Mauricio, after a few bones, I would
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  Speaker 3: be done with him because I cannot believe he's doing
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  Speaker 3: some really embarrassing TikToks right now.
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  Speaker 1: Is he?
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  Speaker 3: Some real cringy TikToks. Oh, fill me in.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's in Aspen and he was doing TikToks. The
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  Speaker 3: trending song of Beyonce, and he's dancing around doing the... Now,
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  Speaker 3: he was on Dancing with the Stars.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's true.
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  Speaker 3: Also, he could be fun for a minute, but he
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  Speaker 3: might get a little competitive with you. You might want
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  Speaker 3: to pop up on stage. So I think you're right
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  Speaker 3: to just bone and then scoot along.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, here is our gay friends. Okay, we have Andy Cohen,
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  Speaker 3: Ricky Martin, or Anderson Cooper.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to... F Ricky Martin. Right.
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  Speaker 3: I agree.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to marry Anderson. Okay. Now I have to
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  Speaker 1: kill him. I can't kill Andy. Oh my God.
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  Speaker 3: I just want to say Anderson Cooper though has a lot.
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  Speaker 3: I think he has a lot of like old money,
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  Speaker 3: but I like that. He has a lot of old money.
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  Speaker 1: He's more of a socialite. I like the socialite aspect.
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  Speaker 3: Are you ready to be a mommy all over again?
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  Speaker 1: No, that's why I'm going to marry Anderson.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to have to kill him. Cause I, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But Anderson's got kids too.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You're right.
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  Speaker 1: He's got two.
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  Speaker 3: So does Ricky. He has like three little kids.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm just effing him. I have nothing to
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  Speaker 1: do with the kids.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right.
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  Speaker 1: You're right. You're right.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Hopefully the kids won't be there.
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  Speaker 3: Turns out the gay guys were the hardest to choose from.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I want to get into a couple things. Oh, Jill
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  Speaker 3: just posted this.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of killing Andy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Jill just posted this.
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  Speaker 1: She did?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, coincidentally.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's random.
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  Speaker 3: And I was talking to her, and it's one of
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  Speaker 3: your original photos.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Which I don't think any of you guys had professional makeup.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 3: You had the short hair. You had kind of a
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  Speaker 3: conservative dress on.
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  Speaker 1: Totally.
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  Speaker 3: Look how long it is.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 3: Not showing off your great legs.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 3: But Jill's like, you know, back then, not everyone had– iPhones. Right.
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  Speaker 3: And I remember this, too. Like, I guest starred on
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  Speaker 3: so many shows.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And it never occurred to me to bring a camera
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  Speaker 3: and go, hey, before I leave set, can I get
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  Speaker 3: a photo?
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: It never occurred to me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. We never did that.
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  Speaker 3: So she's like, I'm the only one that had a camera.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: So she has a lot of these old photos.
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  Speaker 1: She's got a lot of these old photos.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I have to hit her up for some of those.
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  Speaker 1: Ramona looks amazing there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Bethany looks totally different.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: She still has her jaw the way it used to be.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: She still has her old face.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You look better now.
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  Speaker 1: I think so.
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  Speaker 3: Jill looks basically the same.
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  Speaker 1: She does. She totally does.
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  Speaker 3: Um, Alex McCord.
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  Speaker 1: She looks really cute there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I was so excited to see that, you know, show,
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: but we don't know that we ever will. She makes
• 13:26
  Speaker 3: her return to the other girls, ultimate girls.
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: To the clunker. Yeah.
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: So we'll, we'll, you don't know. Um, but, uh, Yes,
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: so there was some talk of combining possibly rumored talk.
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: Would we take some of the OGs, you being one
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: of them, and some of the favorites from the new
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: cast and maybe make that the second season of Real
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: Housewives of New York? But that does not appear to
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: be happening. They said they're filming with all the girls.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I think it's just a rumor. I think
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: it's wishful thinking on the part of the fans. You
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? But I do think that there
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: should be The OGs of New York need to go everywhere.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, I was saying to you earlier, you know,
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: we need to go on Below Deck. I mean, that's
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: a no-brainer for me.
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: Or an oil tanker. Did you see my thing, my
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: spoof with Dorinda?
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: Okay, you guys. This was really, really funny.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: And I think that I think I'm going to work
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: on something and then give you some other pranks to
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: do on them.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: Okay. Oh, let's do that.
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: Because this was a trend, a TikTok trend.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: Which thank God they were not made aware of. But
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: I think I can think of some fresh ones. So
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: it was so funny. So there's a trend where people
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: are like calling their dad or whatever saying, I finally
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: got a job, dad. I'm going to be working on
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: an oil tanker. They're going to teach me how to
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: go underwater and like fix it. And the dad is like, what?
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: So you are so convincing. Tell them how you did it.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, I cold called Dorinda because I know
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: Dorinda would pick up the phone. I mean, so, and
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: of course she picks up. And I said, you know,
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: I have this thing. I'm not sure if I should
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: do it. I need your advice. It starts with the,
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: I need your advice. ExxonMobil reached out and they would
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: like to have me go on their oil tanker in Texas.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: And Dorinda's like, really? And that's a new one. And
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, yeah. And they're looking, it pays a
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: lot of money to So the first hook is it
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: pays a lot of money.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: How long for how much money do I have to
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: do this?
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: And then she's like, um, and I said, yeah, it
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: pays a lot of money and it's in Texas. And
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: she goes, is it safe? I'm like, well, remember what
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: happened to the last one. And then I have to
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: bleep her out because she's like, well, we're going to
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: be around all these men. Are you sure it's going
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: to be okay? I mean, are we getting pillaged? You know,
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: you know, and, And I bleeped that out because I
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: didn't want her to get in trouble with Exxon Mobil. Anyways,
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: so– and then she says, you know, I'll go. Because
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: the point of that whole thing is that people are like, no,
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't go on an oil rig, but– Every single housewife.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: And that's what I love about housewives. They're like, sure,
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: I'll go.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, we get to do it together?
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: We'll go together.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: I mean, this is a far cry from three women
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: at Mohegan Sun.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: All in outfits answering some questions. But you also did
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: it to Kelly.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: I did it to Kelly, too.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: Kelly Bessamone. Kelly Bessamone.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: And, you know, it's like, sure, if I get to
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: go with you and we're on the oil tanker, we're together.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, it pays a lot of money. I mean,
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: let's go.
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: And I just love that because housewives are down to
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: do really just about anything. And I love that attitude
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: because it's like, why not? Let's go.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Especially if we're together.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: We'll go together. And I've never been on an oil tanker. So,
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: you know, let's go.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: So then wait, in the clips, when did you tell
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: them that it wasn't real? Because I don't think we
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: saw that part in the video.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: No.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: So Dorinda, which is perfect timing, she goes, oh, oh, oh,
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: I got to call. I got to take this. I
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: think her daughter called. I was like, I'll call you back.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: And I hang up and I'm dying because she's already
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: accepted to go on this oil tanker. And then I
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: call her back and she's like, oh, it's not real.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: She was disappointed, you know, and Kelly, Kelly, same thing.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: I called her and I said, you know, that was
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: just a, she goes, oh, okay. Anyway, they all accepted
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: to go, which was the hysterical part, which is like,
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: they're ready to do anything.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: I think that It's very, very funny. It was very clever.
• 17:33
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• 18:11
  Speaker 5: And yet somehow have found a way to turn them
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: into their greatest strengths.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: I'm heading to the Emmys and I have police complaints
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: filed against me.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: what would you do if it was given back?
• 18:27
  Speaker 6: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: home dad.
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: What happens next?
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: When I came in, he started crying.
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: happens next.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: every day was. You're worth the work. Listen, Dara, I'm
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: not going to pull punches.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: You can use your voice even if it shakes.
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Speaking of other shows, would you ever consider going on Traders?
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: Did you watch any of Traders?
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: And I think the Housewives are really key for that show.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: They really are.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Because Housewives are just– they are quick on their feet.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? They're very conniving. Yeah. So
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: it's kind of the perfect show for Housewives, I think.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: And I think they do well with Housewives. You know,
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: maybe next season. Let's see.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: I would love to do.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: It, actually. And then what about other, like Big Brother,
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: but internationally? Would you do something like that?
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Is that a survival thing?
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: No.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: The only thing that I.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: I don't like competition shows too much. much.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: The reason why I think Traders is the perfect show
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: because the physical competitions are not hard.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: And you're kind of doing it together.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: So you can kind of be.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: And it's all for a good cause, right? Isn't it
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: a charitable part?
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: No, it's for you to raise more money for the
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: winner and you hoping to be the winner.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Right, got you.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: But the activities... They're not like that tremendous. They're not grueling, yeah.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: And also it's like I feel like it's in a
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: shorter period of time. The Big Brothers, which has always
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: kind of made me nervous if I was ever to ask,
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: is you're like in a place for like 30 days.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: No phone, no off time.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that's not for me.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: And I feel like that would be hard. And that's
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: why I think The Traitors is– a pretty attractive thing
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: to do.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: I think they can get really good stars. You know,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: I did the Masked Singer. That was fun.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, let's talk about the Masked Singer.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was hard.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Because when I hung out with you at your friend's
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: fabulous house overlooking all of L.A., you were there to
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: do the Masked Singer, and I had to be secretive.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: I couldn't say.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: Tell us about that. I haven't really heard your whole,
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: like they call you up, they ask you to do it.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. I mean, of course I was, you know,
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: I was, you know, it's a big show. And, you know,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: I was honored that they asked me. And then, you know,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: but let me tell you, it's not easy to sing
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: with a mask on, you know, to carry this big costume.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: You can't really see, you know, down. You can't see
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: to the right or left.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, peripherally, yeah.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: You can only see, you know, forward. I almost tripped and,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: you know, killed one of the dancers there.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: But anyway, you know, it was a lot of fun.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Do you have a choice in what kind of weird
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: costume you get to choose from?
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Well, we talked about it, you know, and it came as,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: you know, basically they said you could be this, that,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: and the other thing I can't remember, or you could
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: be a flower. And I was like, I like the
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: idea of being a flower. And hibiscus came up kind
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: of because, I don't know, and they asked me, what
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: does a flower mean to you? I said, well, that's
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: how my mother described puberty, basically. She said, you know,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: you're a beautiful flower that one day will bloom. And
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: that was my That was the story my mother told me.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: So I kind of put, you know, I don't know.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: I could put that out there and it turned into hibiscus.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Don't ask me. But that costume was amazing. It was
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. And they sent
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: out seamstresses from Los Angeles to New York to measure
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: every single part of my body. Like body parts didn't
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: even know that like you needed to measure or mattered,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: you know. And so, so professionally done. I mean, you
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: wear a mask around your... the set because, and you're
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: like Darth Vader, you're covered from head to toe in
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: black clothing. You wear a Darth Vader kind of mask.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Nobody knows who's, who's anybody, you know? So it's all
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: very secretive. And, um, you know, and little did I
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: know that, you know, there was, there were so many
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: people that I knew that were on the show, you know, competing.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: I had no idea. Um, I think one of the Vanderpump,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: what's his name? Um, the big scandal guy. Oh yeah.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: Tom Sandoval.
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: He was on that season too. So you have no idea, right,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: who's under the mask, like, as you're filming the show. And,
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: you know, it's a challenge. It's a challenge to be
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: able to sing well, you know, under a mask and
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: kind of navigate the stage. What songs did you do?
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I did It's Raining Men.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's good.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I was manifesting, basically.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I'm manifesting love for myself. So when they gave me
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: some song choices, I'm like, I'm doing It's Raining. And
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: that was a challenge for me vocally because– but you'll
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: see in my new show, Mary F. Kill– that my
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: range is really has grown. And, um, I'm doing some,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm covering flowers in the show, which is great.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: I'm doing Miley. And, um, she, they actually reached out
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: and said, you know, we'd love for you to come
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: and surprise Miley. We're not sure she's going to win
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: the Grammy, but would you come out? And I was like,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: and I, you know, I couldn't because I was in
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: rehearsals in New York, but I should have gotten on
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: that plane cause she won. So that must've been some party.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: I tell you that I miss, but you know, now
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: we're in contact. So hopefully, uh, She'll come to see
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: me at the Wiltern on Friday. She might pop in.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh. We are studded. And I'm not just
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: talking about myself.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: And I'm so happy for her. She won the Grammy.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: I love Miley Cyrus. I'm a huge fan. Oh, I know.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: She's abroad. She's abroad like you and me. You know
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: what I mean? She's our kind of girl. I love
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: her voice.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: I love all her songs.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: Now, what were the clues that you gave?
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: I didn't get.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: Or what were the clues they said?
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: You know, I thought they gave too many because Jenny
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: McCarthy and I know each other. Yeah. You know, our
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: kids went to school together in New York. Oh, I
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: didn't know that.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: So I know Jenny well, yeah.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: So, you know, the kind of nursing thing with the
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: hospital sign. And then there was the Statue of Liberty.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: And she knows my figure. Right? So I'm like, you know,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: tall and, you know.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you can't see it in the weird flower outfit.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: No, but still, you know, I'm tall and, you know.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: And the nurse thing was a giveaway for her. You know,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: the Statue of Liberty because, you know, the De La
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Seps family gave the Statue of Liberty to America for
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: the French. Some of your listeners might not know.
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Did you know that? No. Yeah, Ferdinand De La Seps.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: I mean, no, I knew that it was a gift,
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: but I did not know that was your family. It
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: was the De La Seps gave it to America. Oh,
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: my God.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: He was the one that presented it to America.
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Because he was so important in France because he literally
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: was responsible for the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: He was the engineer behind all of it. So anyway, yeah.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: So I felt she had too many clues that would
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: make her know it was me. And then my voice
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: is pretty particular. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, even with reigning men,
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: you know, my family was like, I knew it was you.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Because they know my voice.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: But then when you answer questions, it has to be
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: this way and that way.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: It's like the Mickey Mouse thing.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I think if we heard you're talking. Yeah,
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: for sure. That's fun. That was a fun one.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: That was really fun. That was, you know, that was
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: a great experience. You know, I didn't make it all
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: the way to the end. But, you know, listen, they
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: had amazing singers on the show. I forgot who won.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Who won the Masked Singer that season. I didn't totally
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: watch it.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Okay, but. Let's talk about, since you, you know, are
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: an international person who is a countess and everything. We
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: talked about this briefly. You're like, I don't really know
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: what's going on. So let me just, because I've talked
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: about it here. So I want to do an update
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: on Kate Middleton.
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Update me. What's the latest?
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: So a conspiracy started a few weeks ago on the
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: internet where people are like, where is Kate Middleton? We
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: haven't seen her in a couple months. Things were, she
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: was supposed to have this. scheduled surgery. But then there
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: was like, you know, ambulances coming and then something was canceled.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: And people were sort of laughing about it. Like, oh,
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: you know, maybe she's recovering from a BBL or a
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: facelift and like, you know, funny things like that. Then
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: she did this Photoshop. She put out a photo from
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: her camp of her with the kids. And it was
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: a really, really bad Photoshop. Right.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that I know.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: And then, you know, people started to wonder, well, is
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: this somebody, you know, at the palace who wants to
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: kind of screw them by saying, like, there's something more
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: going on that we did a really bad Photoshop.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: Then she comes out and is like, oh, I'm just
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: a mom who wasn't good at Photoshop, which nobody believed
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: that either.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: So more and more, like, what's going on?
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: She doesn't put out her own social media stuff? And, like,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: she's fussing around with her Mac and a mouse.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: And so then other rumors were, you know— Was he
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: having an affair with their mutual friend, this woman Rose?
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: Is she finally getting ready to divorce him? What is
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: going on?
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: I was like, you know what?
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: Maybe after she got this routine surgery, she just enjoyed
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: the time off and was finally allowed to watch The
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: Crown and was like, I want to fucking see what
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: happened on The Crown with nobody around. I don't know.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: But then just on Monday, just on Monday, the son
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: comes out with these videos of her, of she and
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: William walking around a farmer's market.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: And only one video was taken from way far away.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: Like, what is this, 1975 with the cameras?
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Not one person there said, oh my God, did a TikTok.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: Oh my God, I just saw, you know, Kate and William.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Oh my, here's my video. Not one person saw it.
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: So, And then TMZ is like, it's true. It's her.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: And The Sun is like, it's her. And people are like, oh,
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: I think the firm is paying them to convince us
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: that it's really her. People think it's a lookalike. But
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: then this woman who is the most popular lookalike who
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: gets paid to make appearances, she came forward and said,
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: I have receipts to show that I have an alibi.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: This was not me walking by. This is not– However,
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: there could be others.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: She looks more like Lisa Vanderpump than she does.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: She does. And this looks like Kate.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it does.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Maybe she had a lower facelift or something.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like she just doesn't have any makeup
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: on and she's just casual.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: But if she was recovering from any kind of surgery,
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: she's carrying a bag, she's walking, great.
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: And then people don't think that maybe they think that
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: both of them are not him. There's a different height.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: It's all of this. And, and then other people are like,
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: leave the woman alone. She's probably enjoying her time off.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Right. Recuperating from whatever it is.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know that we're going to really know, but
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: I just think if you were she, okay. And you,
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: but you were not, incapacitated.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: You just were watching The Crown.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: You were a little annoyed. You liked your time off.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Maybe you got some surgery done that taking longer to recover.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Maybe it was elective.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: What would you do? Would you just go to a
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: farmer's market and let the more talk happen? Or would
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: you do like a video and be like, I'm fine, guys.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Exactly. I would do a video.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: We would.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: We would. We would say, look. You know, I took
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: a little time off, but I'm fine. Everything's good and
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: et cetera. And just squash people's, you know, gossip about it.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I mean, for anything, if I.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: Was perfectly fine, I would want to do it just
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: for the sake of my kids.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: That I'd be like, we're fine.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Stop all the speculation.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: We're fine. You know, I got to be fine. I'm
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: just taking more time off.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: You know, thank you for your concern.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: I don't understand why they just don't do that.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: That's why I don't think this is true.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: I don't believe this was them.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Right, right. So even a photo, you know.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah. A real photo that can't be.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: That doesn't look like it's been touched, you know.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Because people, you know. And you think this is IG?
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: I think it's IG. I think maybe they found another lookalike.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: I mean, people can so easily look like each other.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: I mean, especially with plastic surgery, so many times I'm like,
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: is this Khloe Kardashian or is this Larsa Pippen or
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: is this you know with people getting stuff done and
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: then you find like a younger version like.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: It's funny because she does look a bit like Kim Kardashian.
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: What's her name?
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Larsa. Larsa, yeah.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Larsa doesn't look anything from Miami, anything like
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: she did when the show first started.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Right, right, right.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: She had a beautiful, unique nose. I think she is Lebanese.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: And then she got a nose job. And I think
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: that's what really changed her look. Then she got all
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: the fillers.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Right, right.
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: Right, right, right.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: And the butt and the curviness. And even like her
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: voice changed. If you watch like the first episode, it's
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: kind of crazy.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Really? Oh, my God. I don't follow Miami that closely,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: although I do love Mary Sol and Alexia.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think you can, you know, Miami is good.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: That's one that's come back and really been pretty entertaining.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: I know, and I love that for them, you know,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: because they were gone for years.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Like six years.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for a long time. I was with the Miami
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: girls when they just found out they were doing the
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: show again.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: Who were you with?
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: I was with Mary Sol and Alexia.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. Yeah.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And Alexia's like, you know, I don't know. You know,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: with her accent.
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you're going to be on full
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: time with Mary Sol. Mary Sol's like, well, I don't
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: know either. You know, why not? And I think, you know,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Mary Sol just loves being a friend because the pressure
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: is off of storyline for her.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: She just shows up when she feels like it. She's
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: got that lovely new husband.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Who is divine. And she's happy, you know.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: She's funny.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: She's funny. She's funny. I love Marisol. She's a riot.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Do you ever hang with her?
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've met her a couple times. I want to
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: say at some of the parties.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: Like Jill Zarin's friendly with her.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: And I think Patty's.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Friends with her. Did you go to Jill's party?
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: This year? No.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, the 60th birthday?
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: For her birthday, yes, you were. No, because my son had...
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: You would die. This was the funnest day of my life.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: He's a senior in high school. And he goes to
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: an all-boy Catholic high school. So it was the mother-son
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: fashion show.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, fun. So all the.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: Boys wore tuxes. And I invited my friends. We had
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: a table. And there was just no way I was
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: going to miss that. But I did miss a good one.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: Did you go?
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't go.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: We missed a good one.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: I would have loved to be there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: But I'm going to be in Palm Beach. Uh-huh. I'm
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: doing shows on April 5th and 6th.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, cool. Yeah. Cool. And I'm going to be in April.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: I'll be in Modesto and Sacramento as well as San Francisco.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: San Francisco, I think, is sold out.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: No, it's sold out.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: But Sacramento and Modesto.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was checking it out.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never been to those two venues.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: It's going to be great. There's going to be lots
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: of Luann fans. So, okay, now let's get into your
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: love life.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: Oh, geez.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Luann, did you or did you not date Luann? Oliver,
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: who is Mary-Kate Olsen. Olivier. Oh, thank you.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Olivier.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: How do you say it?
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Sarkozy. He's Sarkozy.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: He is Mary-Kate Olsen's, of the Olsen twins, ex-husband.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Right, but he's also the brother of the ex-president of France.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, have you known him for a long time?
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Yes, I've known him for a long time. We're friends.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: So it's just friends.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we went to have lunch, you know. You know,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: we'll see. Like I said, I'm dating.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: I just noticed you have a tattoo.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: When did you get that?
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Uh, when we went to, um, where did the witches
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: are from? Salem. Salem. I was in Salem. We were
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: filming housewives and remember Leah got a tattoo.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: He got a tattoo. I didn't get one till the
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: next day cause I couldn't figure out what I wanted.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: And then guess what? I opened up an app. I
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: have this like astrology app and it was the day
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: of the Lotus. And I was like, that is it.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Cause you know, I love yoga. I love, I'm very spiritual. And, So, yeah,
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: I just love it. Isn't it beautiful?
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: Is that your first and only?
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: First and only. You know what? That's cool. I was
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: told my whole life that I could not have a tattoo.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: And now I'm living the best life in my 50s.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: I said, you know what? I'm going to get an
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: effing tattoo if I want to. And I did. And
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: And do you feel like you want to have more now?
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: No.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: One and done.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: What do you think about how Kyle of Beverly Hills–
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Once she kind of had her, I like to say,
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: I don't want to say midlife crisis, I say awakening, sobriety, workout,
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: best friends with a country singer, maybe more than best friends,
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: Morgan Wade, separation from Mauricio of 28 years. She is
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: enjoying getting the little tattoos, which is very popular among
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: younger people. Like the tattoo style has changed.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: Like.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: 10 years ago, it would be like the really intricate.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Artwork all over an arm.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Now it's the little, little things, little things. And so
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: she's gotten a bunch of those.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, why not? Yeah. It's her body.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. That's what she said.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: It's her body. She can, you know, do whatever she
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: wants as far as I'm concerned. Listen, you know, I
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: think there's a sleeve tattoos and then there's, you know, little,
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: you know, let's call them keepsakes.
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: Right. Yeah, exactly.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: This is like a keepsake. And you know, it's so
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: funny because my daughter goes.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: It's a cool place to put it. It's just on
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: the inside of her wrist.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Because it's for me.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: It's for me. It's not for other people, you know? So,
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: and my daughter goes, mom, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: A lotus has seven points.
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: And that's my lucky number. Now, I didn't realize that
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: when I got the tattoo.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: It turned out to have even more meaning than you thought.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: That's cool. I really like that. Last night on The Valley,
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: which is a spinoff of Vanderpump Rules, they have a
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: pool party. It's about a bunch of the people from
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Vanderpump and a few new people with their kids. And,
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: you know, they used to have tarot card readers or whatever.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: They had a tattoo person. And anyone could wait in
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: line and get their free tattoo.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Right. That's kind of a cool gift.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: Kind of cool, but I mean, I'm still like... Okay,
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: it's still on you forever.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: You might want to.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: I still have this. Remember Jill Zarin? Were you at
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Jill Zarin's party in the summer where they were putting
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: these gold bracelets on?
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: I got this a few months ago and it's the
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: permanent jewelry and you don't really ever take it off because.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: There's no clasp. No, you don't take it off.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: And I love it.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: I love it too. I think it's great. Yeah. It's great.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: So speaking of gifts, you know, when you go to
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: a party, I don't know what that company was called,
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: but I love them.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's a great gift because you're right.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: You don't take it off and then you constantly remember
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: where you got it.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: Um, you have a beautiful ring on this finger and
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: I was going to ask you about this and then you,
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: I saw it. I was, I was going to say,
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: what do you do as a woman who was married twice?
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: What do you do with your old engaged, not old,
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: but your engagement rings, your wedding rings?
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Well, so this one I have on now is like,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know, it's, I guess five carats or so. And, uh,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: it was my first wedding ring to married to the
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: count and I made it into a pinky ring. Why
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: should it sit in the safe?
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: So for all those years since you've been divorced, it
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: was just sitting in a safe?
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Well, for a number of years until I finally decided
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: I'm going to wear it, make it, you know, design
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: and make it a pinky ring. And the second marriage
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: from Tom, I sold.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Because I didn't want to keep it. All right, good.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to have it in my face. And
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: that was a yellow canary. That one was like eight carats,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: that one.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: And this ring you would never consider... Would you ever
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: consider giving that to your son or anything? No, this
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: is for my daughter. Or your daughter. But only when– No,
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: because it's a pinky ring. This is not– Like you're
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: not going to– I mean.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: My son could give it as an engagement ring, but
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: I'd have to be dead by then.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: And also I think like– I'm keeping it. He can
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: get his own ring.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: I said to my boys– Because they can be a
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: little fiscally responsible, aka could be a little cheap. And
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: I said to them, I go, listen, if either of
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: you find a girl and then you see how much
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: diamonds are, and it's going to keep you from asking
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: them to marry, I want you to know, I will
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: give you the diamonds I'm currently wearing. Each of you
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: can have a ring. I have my mother's ring and
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: my ring, and they're both.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Beautiful.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Equal cost or whatever.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: Both a little over a carat. Good rings. Yeah. Add
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: to it. Design it. Make it your own thing.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: But don't ever not ask the girl to marry you.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Because you don't have a ring.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: Or because you don't have the money or something.
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: Go be in love.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Well, darling, I have plenty of rings where this came from. Yes.
• 39:22
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: I love it. Okay. What about this other cat?
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: Joe Bradley.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Joe Bradley.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: Who is he?
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: He's on Southern Hospitality. So talk about Vanderpump. It's kind
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: of a spinoff of Southern Charm.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: I obviously have heard of the show. It's one that
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: I have not watched.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: It's new. It's a new show.
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: And you were on the show with him.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: I was on Watch What Happens with Andy.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: And it was fun and flirty. And then this girl, Danielle,
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: who is a regular on Summer House, was in the
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: small audience.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: And they had dated or they were dating.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: They were dating. They were dating.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: And then there was all this stuff that said that
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: after you guys finished the taping of Watch Homes Live,
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: the two of you, what is the story?
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: So it wasn't the two of us. What is the
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: true story? He was with some of his Southern Charm,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Southern Hospitality cast.
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: And Danielle was there as well at the Dream Hotel.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: And I was with a couple friends who had come.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Pam was there, who I'm staying with here in L.A.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Pam was there and my friend Lucas.
• 40:27
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: So we went out as a group, right? And we
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: were having a good time. I like him. He's charming, right?
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: Charming.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: And it's interesting. Boys that are– I would never go
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: out with a 28-year-old in my life. My son is 26.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: But somehow he's much more mature and has good manners.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: I think mothers in the South– give those boys, you know,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: the rules of, you know, being with women and how
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: to treat women. You know, he's the kind of guy
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: who opens the door and who asks me first if
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: I want something to drink. And, you know, I love
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: that kind of thing. I love good manners. Anyway, so
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: I thought him very charming. And we had good chemistry,
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: the two of us on the show. You can see it.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: Have you seen when they had their little reunion with
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: Andy and this came up?
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Yes. Yes, I did. I saw a clip of it.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: It definitely seemed like his friends do not believe him
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: when he says, I did not hook up with Luann.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Should they believe him or should they not believe him?
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: They should believe him because he did come over to
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: my house with my friends, exactly. And we had kind
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: of a nightcap and everybody kind of went home. So
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: they think because he came over to my house that
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: he slept with me.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: But he did not.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, good. But, you know, I would love to.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: Now you say, you would love to. You would love to.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure. He's hot.
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Well, then why don't you?
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Well, because, you know, he lives in South Carolina.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: Well, don't you have a show in the South?
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Not yet. My friend's begging.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: Me to go to Charlotte.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: I've never been. I've never been. Have you?
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: I've done shows in Charlotte.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: But that's North Carolina, no?
• 42:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: He's in South. Yeah, but you could do where Southern
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: Charm is.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Wait, Charleston. Charleston. Yeah, Charleston.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: I've done Atlanta. You've done Atlanta, haven't you?
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: I've done Atlanta. Yeah. All right. So maybe I'll have
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: to get over Charleston.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: I think so.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Well, I heard, first of all, that Charleston- is like
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: a great place to meet guys because it's teaming with,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: you know, boys with good manners. And I love that.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: Well, my friend got divorced in Charlotte and she's in
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: love now with, you know, someone, but I'm telling you
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: between her divorce and who she's with now, never have
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: any of my LA friends dated so many eligible people
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: as my friend did.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: It is like, It's like a utopia.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. We need to go. You're not single.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: I'm married.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: You're not single. I'm going to go.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: No, but I'm telling you.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm going to do? It's very good.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: I'm going to take my niece there. She needs to
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: meet a guy. I'm going to take my niece.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: You should. It's good.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: Divorced men. It's good men of a certain ages. It's like,
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: it is just a plethora. And it's kind of, I
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: kind of like the weather, too, because it's sort of
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: similar to California weather.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go in April or May for my birthday.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Why not?
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: You know, you can go on the boat, too. They
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: have lakes and stuff, and you know how to run.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Your own boat. Oh, my God. I love my Boston Whaler.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: I love that thing. I miss it so much. Oh,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: my God. I have to text my guy and make
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: sure he gets my boat and the water on time.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: You know, because the Hamptons, it's a big rush for
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Memorial Day, like to get the boats out. Okay. And
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: they're overwhelmed. So it's like I have to hit them
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: up early because otherwise my boat's late. What are they
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: supposed to do?
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: Like just clean the boat? What are they supposed to do?
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Get the boats out? They have to scrape the bottom.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: They have to repaint it. It's like a whole thing. Oh,
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: it is.
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's a whole thing.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: I got to go on the boat.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: Yes, you did. On the new one? I think the
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: old one you went on.
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: It was this summer.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, so you went on the new one.
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: Yes. Yes.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: And you were able to do the whole thing? You
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: turned on your yacht rock music? Yeah.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Here we go. I love it. I even hate to
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: come home at night because it's so gorgeous up there.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: So fun.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: It's so fun. You'll come back.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely. Okay. Now, Oprah has come out and she said,
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: I have been using the semi-glutide. Yeah. And Weight Watchers
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: now can offer it. It's much more accessible to a
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: lot of people and there's a big special on it
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: on Hulu. And obviously, I've talked a lot about it.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: I have a lot of friends. I understand all the controversy.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: I also understand... I've joked about it. When people are
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: angry that their friends that maybe were never as thin
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: as them and they had skinny privilege, meaning they didn't
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: ever suffer from any kind of eating issues and they
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: could pretty much stay thin their whole life. I didn't
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: like when those women were mad that their friends were
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: getting thin. And I talked to my one friend who
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: was naturally thin her whole life.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: And I go, that's not like being a Christian. Like
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: you should be happy.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: You should be happy that America can finally get a
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: hold of this because of.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Obesity is a problem in this country. We're like this
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: because of our food. That's right.
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: And like all this.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: And the portion sizes and all these.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: Things that we.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: And she goes, well, it's the one thing that came
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: into me. She's like, it's not like I can just
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: take a shot and sing as well as Adele. And
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: I was like.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: That is so funny to me because I think people
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: are like, oh. And you have a great figure and
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: you've never struggled with weight, but you're also athletic and everything.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Right, right.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: I just want to get your opinion on the whole
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: thing and how many women and probably women you know
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: are taking it and enjoying it.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, I think it's great for people that
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: really struggle with their weight. Why not? You know, I
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: just wonder, you know, what happens when you go off
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: of Ozempic? Do you have to live with it the
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: rest of your life? Well, what is the story there?
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: What are the side effects? Do we know a lot
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: about that? You know, that's the only concern for me.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: It's like when you go to have liposuction, right? you know,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: are you going to get the fat back and is
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: it going to come back in a different place? You
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: know what I mean?
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: Like in your bra strap.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: It does. And I do think, I.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: Actually talked to a plastic surgeon recently, like at a party,
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: and he was like, yeah, business is like really slow.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: And I think it's because they don't need to get
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: the liposuction. They don't need to get you know, the
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: cool sculpting and stuff because they could do this and
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: lose that stubborn 15 pounds.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: Exactly. But I just wonder, you know, the long-term, you know.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: How do you- Well, I know some people, first of all,
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: I didn't, it's been around, people have been on it
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: on the DL in New York and stuff for like
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: seven to eight years.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Is that right? Or I didn't even know that.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: And they actually, it's been even around even longer. And
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: with some people that can afford it and want it,
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: They're like, I'm going to be on a low dose
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: for the rest of my life.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: And I don't care. Other people will go maybe, you know,
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: if they feel like they're gaining a little bit of weight,
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: every six months go on it for a little. And
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: then other people... you know, was managed to get off
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: that post-menopausal weight, that COVID weight, get back to their vibe. Right. And,
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: and just relearn to like, I don't have to finish,
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: even if it's a healthy salad, I don't have to
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: finish that salad.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: Once you start to feel the pangs of fullness.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: Pretend that you're still on Ozempic and just stop.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: I like going to restaurant with a bunch of girls who, um,
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: I know they're on Ozempic, but they're not admitting it.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: And then I order everything I want. And then we
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: split it six ways and I get to eat my
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: face often. It is weird when you're with girls and
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: nobody's eating. And I'm like, wait, can we do splitskis? Like,
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: I'm so excited to eat.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: And everyone's just like.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: I know. They're picking.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Because I guess it makes you actually nauseous. I mean,
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to feel nauseous. Right. You know. Um,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: I think smaller meals are so much better than, cause
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: we overeat, we eat too much food. You know, I
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: just came, I was in Europe, um, at a cure
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: with my daughter and you know, the, the, the thing
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: with digestion is the whole thing, right? It's what we
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: put in our mouths, but you know, we drink a
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: lot of fluids when we eat and digestion is starts
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: in your mouth. That's where, that's where you break down
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: the first part of et cetera. And I feel like
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: we don't give ourselves enough time to even realize that
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: we're full. Because we're eating too fast. So the whole
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: premise in Austria is that you have to chew really well.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: You cannot have liquids 30 minutes before a meal or
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: 30 minutes after because it ruins the digestion. So when
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: you salivate, right, when you think about something and you're hungry,
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: that saliva has enzymes to break down the food. And
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: so their whole system is that you have to chew
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: 30 times every bite, right, before you swallow it because
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: that's where digestion starts. And if you drink fluids, it
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: washes away those digestive enzymes. So already you're screwing up
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: your digestion.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: That's the key. And the Europeans are thinner because they
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: drink but they'll sip wine. Small sips. You know, they're
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: not having cold drinks while they're eating.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's a good trick.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Ice water at a table when you're having lunch. Don't
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: touch it. What? Don't touch it. Oh my God.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: This is, this is juicy.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: It's key.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: This is key. These are things nobody knows. It cost
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: me thousands of dollars to go and learn this in
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Austria at a gut health. It's called the Meyer Clinic.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: It's very well known in Europe. People from all over Europe. Um, what's, um,
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Hugh Grant's girlfriend was there with the ex-girlfriend, um, Yeah.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: Um, I know who you mean.
• 50:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: The gorgeous, gorgeous, um, weird science. Like, yeah.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: Elizabeth Hurley.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Yes. Elizabeth Hurley was there with the week before.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: So I'm going to give you all tips.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: Yes, please.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: 30 minutes before, after a meal, chew your food. Well,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: because it gives your, it gives your, your mind, uh,
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: It has to be told by the stomach, I'm full.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: But if you eat too fast, it doesn't have time
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: to register. So you've already overeaten before you feel full.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying? Yes, totally.
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: And sometimes I am so hungry that I'm literally inhaling
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: the food.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Exactly, which is not good for– you don't have weight problems. No,
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: but I do. But people that do these things are
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: very key. The other thing is not to eat between
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: meals because– You should leave three to four hours between
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: each meal. Because what happens is then you spike insulin
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: for your body to make insulin to break down sugars
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: and enzymes, of course. So the body's working. So eating
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: in between meals is not good either. And eating after
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: 7 o'clock at night is not good.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that I always knew.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: And also, no salad after 4 p.m. No salad at night.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Cooked vegetables, cooked. you can have like arugula. I cooked
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: arugula the other day. It was delicious. So, so raw,
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: you shouldn't eat after four because there's a lot of
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: water in salad. It's 99% water. So there you are again,
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: breaking down all those digestive enzymes to digest the food.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: That is so crazy. It's like when you, yeah, like
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: it's a complete miss. So now what about, so that
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: is kind of against the thought. And I know some
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: people love the, Intermittent fasting where they would only eat
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: from like 11 a.m. to like 5 p.m.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: That's great.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: Which I hated. That did not work for me.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: I like to go to dinner and I was like
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: too hungry.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: But go to dinner at 6. You live in L.A.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, people eat early here.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but wouldn't that break up the four-hour breaking thing
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: that you said?
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: No. Well, listen. If you eat at– let's say you
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: eat breakfast at 10 a.m.
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: Right. And then you have lunch at what? 1, 1.30,
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: three to four hours in between meals.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: Anyway, I don't like it. That just doesn't work for
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: me because it doesn't work socially for me.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: So my routine is I get up, I have a coffee.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Me too. I go to the gym, right? Because if
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: I don't go, then I get hungry too early.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: Right. Right.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: So I go to the gym, work out, drink a
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: lot of water, wait half an hour, and then I
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: have breakfast.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Right? Right. Then, you know, I work and do my
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: thing and whatever. And then lunch is at 1, 1.30.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: And then I try to have dinner before 7 o'clock.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: I really do. And if I do eat later, I'll
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: eat really light, you know. Vegetables, you know, shrimp cocktail,
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: you know, very light. Fish, you know, light, light, light.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: And a handful like this, a handful, that's for rice
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: and potatoes. Because there's nothing wrong with having rice and
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: potatoes with your food, but stay away from packaged things, obviously.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: And then you don't eat more than the size of
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: your hand in terms of fish, meat, whatever. So those
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: are two good rules.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: Very good.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Make a cup with your hand.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: Now, are you enjoying a glass of wine here or
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: there now again?
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Like I say on Ultimate Girls Trip, I said, you know,
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: I drink on special occasions, and that trip was a
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: special occasion. And, you know, I'm just in a totally
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: different place with that, you know? I mean, you've watched
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: me for how many seasons on The Housewives? Would you
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: ever say that I had a drinking problem?
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: I never thought you did. That's why I didn't really
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: understand what— I mean, there were so many housewives that
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: were way, way worse having trouble drinking.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm doing— I did fall into a bush,
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: but that's okay. You know, I had a good time
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: doing it.
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: I mean, here's Leah.
• 54:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: On your ultimate girl strip. You were there, right?
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: This was at Ramona's house. But I wasn't stripping naked
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: in the pool. No, and this is where the- The
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: Tiki torches, yes. The dildo was in the chicken. The
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: dildo was in the chicken. And Ramona was so upset.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: I know. She's like, this is my house.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: I hate this. It's happening.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: And so we saw that. That was where she threw
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: the Tiki torches. And now she is suing Bravo.
• 54:49
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: And all this stuff, though, everyone has- A lot of
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: housewives have come out in defense of these accusations for
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: Andy and, you know, of like, oh, you know, he
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: parties with housewives and they're the ones that get deals
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: and things, which doesn't make any sense because someone brought
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: up candy on Atlanta has the most deals of anybody.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: And I didn't even know. But she doesn't drink or
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: do anything.
• 55:14
  Speaker 6: No.
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: No.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, I don't think it's who's a party friend.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: The Atlanta girls are not big drinkers. Some of the
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: franchises are bigger drinkers than others. But listen, I was
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: sober on the show. I did the first Ultimate Girls
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: trip with Kyle, et cetera. And Kyle said to me,
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: you don't drink? I said, no, I don't.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, that was before she was sober.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Exactly. Interesting. But I think I inspired her because she
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: was like, wow, you're so much fun without drinking.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: And I could do this show without drinking.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: And I can do this show without drinking.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: I can definitely understand.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: And Bravo supported that. That's when I had my Fosay,
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: you know, at that point. And we shipped Fosay down
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: there for the show for me to drink while I
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: was there. In fact, Bravo was very supportive of my sobriety,
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: you know, at the time. So listen, you know, we
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: know what the Housewives is. It's parties. It's drinking. It's
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: part of the show. You know, if you can't handle it,
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: then you should put yourself in that position first of all.
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: Now, I feel for her because it's not easy, right,
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: to be sober. And she needs a job, et cetera.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: I get that. You know, but you can't blame Bravo
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: because they're not forcing anybody to drink. It's just not true. Yeah.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: It's not true. I mean, I've been doing it a
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: long time. And I've been sober on the show. I've
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: been drinking on the show. You know, Crappy Lake. I
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: didn't drink on Crappy Lake. I was sober then as well.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: You know, thank God, because I do real insomnia all
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, yeah. Snatch card.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And, you know, Lala, who's on Vanderpump, I think
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: she celebrated four or five years of sobriety.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good for her.
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: And is, you know, always bringing it. I mean, I
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: understand why there are certain people that, The alcohol is
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: a crutch. They're not performers. They feel conscious when the
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: camera's around. They feel nervous. They feel that's the only way.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: That they can be more fun.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: Because, I mean, watching the Housewives shows, whether it's New
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: Jersey or whatever, where they'd be like, shots, shots. I'm like,
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: I have not done a shot since I was in college.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: And I'm a drinker. Like, I love drinking.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you like your wine, though.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but who the hell does shots? But I'm like, oh,
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: I think they're doing shots because they want to get drunk,
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: get a buzz right away because they are nervous.
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: But that's on them.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: That's not the way– but I understand it and the
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: whole thing is interesting.
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: No, I get it. But it hasn't been– I've never
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: had a problem. I've never seen Andy party with any
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: housewives really aside from his baby shower.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: Right. Which was in the afternoon and fun as shit.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: And fun as hell.
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: And also people were drinking but they were also– you're
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: kind of– inciting each other to perform and be funny
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: and film. Exactly.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: Brenda was doing her dancing and Kylie.
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: I actually missed that baby shower.
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: You missed it.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: That was a mistake.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: Well, I had to be in New York.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: So Brandy Glanville recently posted, the last time I was
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: on Bravo... Watched What Happens Live with Jenny McCarthy. And
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: he stopped the show in the middle so that Jenny
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: McCarthy could take a 10-minute bathroom break, which was the
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: only time that's ever happened on All My Times. Now,
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: I don't know what she's getting at. Obviously, she's hinting
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: that there's something true.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: It doesn't take 10 minutes to do, you know.
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: A line.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: A line. In fact, she... She would be going so
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: much faster if she didn't lie.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I think this is... Speedy, speedy, speedy.
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: If I was Jenny, I'd be like, yeah, guess what?
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: Had to take a giant dump.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: Had, you know.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: I had diarrhea.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, maybe she had, you know... But who knows
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: what it could be? A malfunction of the wardrobe. Who knows?
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: It could be that.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: It could be an emergency with her kid.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: Who knows?
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: I think grasping... This is grasping.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: It's a little grasping.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: And I also just don't think the general audience... This
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: is not the thing that's going to get the Housewives
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: fans up in arms about the person, Andy, who's brought
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: them so much entertainment for the last 15 years. This
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: isn't it.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: So I think that's the problem. Now, this is kind
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: of juicy.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: You know, you know.
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: Mauricio has a second season of his show on Beverly,
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: buying Beverly Hills on Netflix.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: And we're going to see the play out, more of
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: the play out of why Kyle and Mauricio broke up.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: And part of it was he left his original real
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: estate firm, which was Hilton and Highland, which is Paris's
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: dad and Kathy Hilton. So Paris put this out. My
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: father is a consummate gentleman and has always taken the
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: higher road. He would never speak negatively about his family,
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: especially in the press. Frankly, we're all sick of him
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: using the Hilton name every chance he gets to plug
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: his lame show. It is enough already. So now I
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: think this is all helping people want to watch Buying
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: Beverly Hills.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: Right. Right.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: Because the nieces are friends. I mean, the nieces are close.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: They're cousins.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: Of course. And this is her... I mean, she's essentially
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: her cousin, so that she's close to all the stars
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: of the show, but she's sticking with her.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: She's sticking up for daddy.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because he had said, oh, he should have made
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: me a partner or whatever, and he didn't.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: So I think, you know, it's going to get people watching,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: but I think it's kind of.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have said anything.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: Because, you know, if you don't want people to talk,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, why make a statement?
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: You know, I mean, because... The show is already shot
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: in any case, so it's not going to change whatever's
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: going to happen.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: Good point. Do you know what I'm saying? By putting
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: this statement out, it doesn't change what's already been filmed
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: and what he's already said.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: It just gives it more attention. So she should know
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: better than that.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: Do you think Kyle and Morgan are more than just friends?
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: Morgan Wade?
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I really don't know the answer to that.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: Would you ever date a woman?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: Never say never, but, you know, it's not my thing.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: You know I love men.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: Have you been hit on ever? Hardcore hit on and
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: tempted by a woman?
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: I've had an experience with a woman once. Absolutely.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: Let's talk about that.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: Well, she didn't even know what hit her. I can
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: tell you that. When was that?
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: How long ago?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: I would say probably like five summers ago.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: And it was just you and her. It wasn't like
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: a threesome situation?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like it just happened so naturally. You know,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: it was just like. You know, I don't know how
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: it happened. It just happens. I think that.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: And you, and you had never, you knew what to do?
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah. Darling.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know that I would really know what to do.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: Well, what do you do to yourself? Okay.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: But I mean, I don't, how do you go down
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: on yourself?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: No, I would not. We do have hands, darling. We
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: do have hands.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: And then after that, you never saw the girl again? No.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: And we remained friends.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're friendly?
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: So you're friends before. You had a wild night.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: Were you both?
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: Listen, listen, listen.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: This is juicy.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: No, I had just met her. I just met her
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: at a party. And then we remained friends after that.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: Because why not? It was just an experience that I
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: never had. Because she came on to me and I
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: was like, I've never had an experience with a woman.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: Okay, she came on to you.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah, I'm going to try it out. Just to
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: have the experience.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: I like to try everything once. Okay, good. Within reason.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: And have you done a threesome too?
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: No. No.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: No, that I don't. I find sex intimate.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: I don't think that would work for you.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: I don't think that would.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: Work for you.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: It's too intimate.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: I don't think you'd want to share.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: No. No, I don't think so. But, you know, unless
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: there were like two amazingly hot guys.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: Would you ever do two guys?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: I agree.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: Why not?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: I agree. I would never.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: I totally agree with you.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: First of all, I've never had a threesome with another girl.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: I would never want to do that. I joke about
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: it in my act because honestly, that would just make
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: me so... We went to a strip club once right
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: after we got married in Cabo, my husband and I.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: And I thought I would never judge mental about stripping
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: or anything like that. So I thought I would love it.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: And then we went to the little room and the
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: little girl was so cute. She had a little bikini on,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: little tits. And she starts doing it and she starts...
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: clawing him.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: And I did not like it. You did not like it.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: Not like it.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: And then she was like, oh, let me give you attention.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh. And my husband just threw some
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: money at her. He's like, she doesn't know what she wants.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: He's like, we've got to get out of here. She
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: doesn't get it.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: And I just don't think that's for me.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: Well, because guess what? With three, there's always somebody who's
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: going to get hurt.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: Somebody's going to get hurt. I mean, if it continues.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: If it's just a one-off, that's one thing. But I'm
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: talking about, you know, because there's throuples now.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, I know. I watched the show on Peacock.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: Couples to throuples.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: Couples to throuples. Oh, I haven't seen that.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 6: Oh my God.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: You know what? When you're flying back, when you're flying back.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: Is it on the airline?
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: Well, no, like download it on your iPad. Oh, download.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, got it.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it might be on the airline. Yeah, I don't
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: think so. But it's pretty sexual. they show the three
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: of them in bed.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: And there's, you know, most of it is, uh, a
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: heterosexual couple, a guy, girl looking for a girl, but
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: there's a couple of queer and gay ones. Right. And, um,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: At first, I was like, what the fuck is this?
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: And then I couldn't stop watching it.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: Because I was like, what if this was the norm? Like,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: what if we were growing up and everybody had, like,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: three parents or a throuple thing?
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: Then you wouldn't think it was so weird.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: It's only because we only– We've been conditioned that way.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: We've been conditioned that way.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: Two parents. Right. But, yeah, it's always– and it was
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: exactly what you said. Even the girl– in all of
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: the scenarios, the girl or the third is– almost like
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: a little play thing for the two that already have
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: the history and the, and the, and the bond.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: Which I would never want my child to be a third.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: I would never, I would like absolutely not. If this
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: is something you want, no.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. Yeah, exactly. No, for me, you know,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: sex is a intimate thing. And, um, you know, but
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: I did have, I got hit on by two guys.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: I'm talking years ago in New York and I, I
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: always regret that moment, which is, that I had these
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: two really hot Italian guys that wanted to sleep both
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: of them with me. At the same time? At the
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: same time. And I was so like nervous and Catholic and,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: you know, I was like, oh no, I can't do that.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: But I think about it now and I go, shit,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: I should have slept with the two Italian guys. But,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: What do you regret most? Not going to the Miley
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: Grammy party. Not screwing the two Italians at the same time.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: I regret not going to Miley's Grammy party.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: Or not going to Andy's baby shower. Of the three.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: Miley.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: Come on.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: Miley, I mean, I love her.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, good.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: I think that's the appropriate answer.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Appropriate. We're not being appropriate here today. Nothing
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: appropriate about this conversation, but I love it. I love it.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: I talked to one time. I've only talked to one person.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: She was a makeup artist.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: Who told me that she had a threesome with two guys.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: And I got every detail.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: Did she love it?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It sounded fucking hot. And then, but then she
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: said she was in a relationship with a guy, a boyfriend. And,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: you know, they're having their intimate talks about, you know,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: what they've done. And when she told him, he shortly
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: broke up with her.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah. He was really, so I would say.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: He was turned off.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: I think he was insecure or turned off. I don't
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: know what it was. And he had said I'd had
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: two girls and this and that. But when she said it,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: I think it is such a unique thing. And I
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: think my advice to women is if you do have
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: that experience that Luann.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: Passed up, don't pass it up.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: And then also, I don't think you need to share.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: I don't think you need to share it.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: You don't need to tell people.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: I don't think you need to share it with your friend.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: And I think those are one of the things that,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: I would say maybe don't, don't tell the guy, don't
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: tell a guy. You might not be cool with it.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: It's your thing. It's your life. Why do you have
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: to share it? You don't, you know, why do you
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: have to tell your body count or whatever? You don't.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: But we tend to tell people way too much. I mean, it's,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: you know, uh, I was somewhere the other night for
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: dinner and, and somebody commented, you know, who's that? And
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: I said, well, they just told me their whole life
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: story in two minutes. I was like, Oh, sorry about that.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: You know, it's like, no, you know, like around my friends, like, no,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: we don't need to hear your life story.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: You know, spread it out.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: Don't, you know, don't share too much.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: I say save it for the pod.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: Save it for the pod and save it to be
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: a little mysterious. You know, there's, there's something to be
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: said for mystery.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: Let people wonder more, you know, I want.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: To tell you about this. This is a kind of
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: interesting thing. So Nini is supposed to do our show.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: Nini's the blonde.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: I don't even recognize her.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: Well, What do you think?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: What do you think?
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: Look, look at this one. I was not going to
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: bring this up. Look at Kathy Hilton in this photo. Now,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: this is just Photoshopped. Kathy Hilton looks beautiful in person.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: Of course, she's had some work done. Who the hell hasn't?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: But this is extreme Photoshopped.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: She looks about 12.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 5: 12.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: I was going to say. She looks like a wax museum.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: She literally looks like 12.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: She looks like if she was a wax museum of herself.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: You know how those wax museum figures are like a
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: little off? Yeah.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: And have you.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: ever had friends either overly Photoshop you or overly Photoshop
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: themselves and leave you? Or like, what is your opinion
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: of the face tuning apps and stuff?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: Well, listen, I think a little here and there is,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: you know, because who wants to see, you know, bags or,
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: you know, you know, because oftentimes we'll smile really big
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: and then we have all these lines when we smile, right? So,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: you know, we just can clean those. up a little bit.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Like the other, I, I'll give you a great example.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: I posted the other day for the Meyer clinic that
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: I went to in Austria and I was going into
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: the cold thing. What's that called?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: The, um, cold plunger.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: No, no.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: The ice room. Yeah.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: The ice room, whatever they call it anyway. And, You
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: put on gloves and stuff because you don't want to
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: get freezing. Anyway, so I was holding myself like this,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: and it made all kinds of wrinkles on my belly
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: that I don't have.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: But it was the way I put my hands made
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: my stomach look really wrinkly. Right. So I fixed it
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: because that's not how I really look.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying? Why not?
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: So Photoshopping, I think, comes in handy for those odd angles,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: the bad lighting.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: You know, the smile too big.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: Or you smile and there's some cord.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: Or, you know, you're looking down and your chin looks like,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? I think it's good for that.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: But to make yourself look like you're 12, I think
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: that's just stupid. Because nobody believes you're 12.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: I have to say, our good friend Jill Zaret and
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: Patty Stanger, who I love them both. Patty Stanger posted
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: a photo of she and Jill.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: And I sent it to Allie. And I go, who dis?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: And she goes, oh my God. I'm like, Jill didn't
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: even look like Jill. It wasn't a younger version of Jill.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: It looked like- Somebody else.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: Completely different smile, completely different nose. It would look so hilarious.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: But Patty kind of knows it. And she's like, I
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: don't care. I kind of love that people- She doesn't
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: even care. And Patty looks beautiful in person too.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, she looks great.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: But her photos are like, who is this 25-year-old model
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: that just was in Sports Illustrated? I don't know who
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: this is.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: Exactly. Well, we're not 25. I mean, and that's okay.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm living my best life at 50, so
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: I'm embracing it.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: I love when I do a show and people are
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: so sweet and they're like, you're so pretty in person.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: You are.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: But I think it's also because I don't, Photoshop my
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: Instagram much, so when they see me, they're like, oh,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: you look like you, and you have nice skin in person. Exactly, exactly.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: And I think so many people don't really look like that,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: or the teeth are bigger or whatever.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: But it's kind of a.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: Well, you look because you know not to overdo it.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: That's the key, is really not to overdo it. You
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: can get Botox and fillers and things, but it can
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: go south. Not everybody can have... You know, the right
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: doctor who, you know, who does the right job. Right.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of charlatans out there.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: Right. So I thought this was kind of an interesting story.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: So they were both supposed to be on this Netflix series,
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: Portia and NeNe, called The Upshaws. But NeNe claimed she
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: thought she was going to be collaborating with Portia Williams,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: but Portia failed to show up on set. And according
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: to NeNe, Portia cited that past issues was the reason
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: why she didn't want to work with NeNe.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: But in the midst of this divorce– so Portia married
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: this guy.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: Who turned out to have all these legal issues.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: I see.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: A little shady. But she was also the boyfriend of–
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: or the husband of a girl that was like a
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: friend of in one season. They got married right away,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: but he was very wealthy. But now they're getting divorced. Wow.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: And Nene took a photo with him and Nene's man
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: right after the announcement that they were getting divorced and
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: posted it. And an unnamed woman.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: So Nene was with her man. Nene and her man.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: And her and Portia's ex. Portia's ex. And Portia's ex
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: had another girl there. And they all took a photo
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: smiling and posted it.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: And then they were supposed to do an episode or
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: a show together on Netflix.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: And Portia was like, I'm out. Like, I don't want
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: to be around Mimi. And I totally understand that.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, I wouldn't miss up a part. I wouldn't
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: miss up a TV opportunity. I don't think I'd miss
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: a TV opportunity. Because of a girl. It seems a
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: little insecure to me.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: And also I'm thinking maybe the guys were friendly.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and maybe this is just a girlfriend of NeNe's
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: and not a girlfriend of her ex.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: Here's the other thing.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: If the photo showed up, that's one thing.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: But NeNe didn't have to post it. So I'm writing
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: this that Nene posted it and some things, you know,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: not all facts are correct.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: If Nene chose to post it.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: After knowing that they're getting divorced.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: That was a little bit of rub your face in it.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: I think that's kind of me.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: That's rubbing her face in it.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: But I don't know if I would lose money and work.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: To now she's just, you know, hurting herself.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: But maybe she's got other options, darling. And she was like,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: you know what? I don't need to work with Nene.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: I can do something else.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: Who knows? Who knows?
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: Okay, the last thing I'm going to show you is
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: this is Kanye and his new wife.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, goodness.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: Have you seen the outfits that he makes the new
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: wife wear?
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: What is this?
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: So these are green tights, and she actually, this is
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: on two different occasions, because she has two different shoes. Yeah.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: So she's wearing all this.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: What is he doing up to the top on the right?
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: What is he doing?
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: I don't know, like fixing her? Is he fixing her?
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: And then this is the back. The back is she
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: rolled down the tights to show her ass crack.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Wow.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: Have you seen some of the things that are going
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: on in fashion right now? Like full, like sheer, sheer,
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: going out with sheer nips and sheer vagina.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow. Yeah. Well, you know, this is, I mean,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: that's quite the look. Does she have a brand or something?
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: Is this her brand?
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: No, her brand is that she's married.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: Shapewear or something?
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: No, I think I've been saying this for a long time.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: A lot of people think she's like, you know, where
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: they're worried about her and everything. I think she's getting
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: paid by him. a huge amount to be with him
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: every month. And she's becoming famous and eventually she'll leave
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: and then be able to like tell her story or whatever.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't think, I think she's got
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: a great body.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: They're not married. Are they?
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: They are like fake married. Oh, like he says his
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: wife and they said, she's a great body. And like,
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: how old is she?
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: Do you think?
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: I don't think she's older than 30, 30, maybe younger.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: But the other day, Kim, Kim was with her and
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: they hugged each other and, So I don't know. But
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: then he's wearing all sweats. It wasn't a warm day
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: when this happened.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: He looks like he could be sweeping the streets.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, he wears nothing. It's very bizarre. But anyway,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: here's the naked look, see? But then I feel like
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: he has influenced people. Fashion, because everybody's wearing this naked stuff,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: just full nips out.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: Would you ever wear a sheer top, just nips out?
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: You know what I did? I went to a clothing
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: store recently, and you know those little rubber nip covers
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: that we'd always wear?
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes. They're good, those.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: I said, but now nips are so in.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: Like Skims even has a bra with the hard nips
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: on the outside of the bra.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: And I asked the girl, I go, is anyone buying
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: these anymore? She goes, no.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: No. Right.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: Remember how we'd always have to wear those and then
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: you'd lose one while we'd be falling out of your toe?
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's a crazy sheer world we live in.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: Free the nip. Free the nip. Okay, so for the
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: people that are going to be extremely jealous that cannot
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: come on Friday.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: Which we will all be there.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: So the doors open at 7, show is at 8.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: It's at the Wiltern, LA Peeps. If you get your
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: friends together, go get the last few tickets that are left.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: But where are you going after that if they can't
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: join us on Friday?
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm going to be in Modesto and Sacramento and
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: San Francisco. Now, San Francisco is sold out, but I
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: hope they can get to the other dates in California.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: And then, you know, I have a little bit of
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: a break because I had a little blip in scheduling
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: in terms of filming something, another TV gig. So I
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: have some time off. So I'm going to go to Europe. Um,
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: or I'm going to go to Charleston, South Carolina. I'm
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: going to go to Charleston.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: And you got to shake out, get your golfing outfit together.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: And then I'm, you know, I'm going to be in London.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: I'm doing, you know, the mighty hoopla festival, June 1st
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: and 2nd. Um, and then I'm in Manchester, England. Um,
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: and so I have dates in England. So But people
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: can check out, you know, my countessluanne.com for dates because
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: I've got it all there. And this show I am
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: so proud of because it's so good and it's so
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: much fun for me.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: And I love the photo shoot of this poster. So
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: it's like.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's Mike Ruiz. Do you know Mike Ruiz? He's
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: a great photographer in New York. He's shot Kim Kardashian,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: Kyle Richards.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: It's super clever. It's you in like a cute little
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: bride outfit for Mary. Then there's you in like a
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: classy lingerie. And then there's you as the murderess.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: Very, what a fun shoot that must have been.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: It was amazing. And Thomas, Thomas, his name is Thomas.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: It was the same guy in all three photos.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: Exactly. Okay. Exactly. So handsome. I mean, look at the
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: way he's looking at me, right?
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: Anything happen with him?
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: So looking in the mirror, right? I see him because
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: now he doesn't have anything to do, right?
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: With makeup or whatever. So he's waiting in between takes
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: and whatever. And I know, and I think for sure,
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: you know, he's, he's, he's gay. So, um, getting my
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: makeup done and I can see him looking at me
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: in the mirror. I'm like, Oh my God, he's straight.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: And he's from Paris. Um, super handsome. And yeah, we, we,
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: we kind of hung out for a little bit after that.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: So good.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: So good.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: Thank you. Obviously, everything you go to, hopefully you're following Luann,
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: but for the tickets, I always tell people this over
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 3: and over again, for me, you've got to go to countessluann.com.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: That is where you'll get the real tickets, the best tickets,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: not the ones that were bought and being resold. Isn't
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: it heartbreaking when someone's like, oh, I can't go and
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 3: I paid this much for the tickets. You're like, why
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 3: are you paying that much? I'm not getting that. The
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: minute you hear That Luann or myself is coming to
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: your city, go right to our websites, I'm HeatherMcDonald.net, and
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: get the tickets there then.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: Don't wait. Exactly. Because, you know, they do go fast.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, California is interesting, though, because people tend to
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: wait longer.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: It's slower. Like, Boston, I sell out. Chicago.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: Et cetera, New York and wherever I go. LA is
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: the worst. London's already sold out, but it's so funny
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: because it's LA is like slower. It's like a slower vibe.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: The bigger, better thing. Well, there is none. Go to
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: the show Friday. We are going to have a blast.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: And there's only a few tickets left. So I'm looking
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: forward to seeing you all at Mary F kill. And
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: I can't, Oh, can't wait. Let me give you a
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: snippet of the song.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah. Let's hear it.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: You have to hear a snippet of the song.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: Hold on.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: All right. I love, I'm seeing Lance Bass tonight. He
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: just said dinner at five 30. I love that. You
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: like it?
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: I do like it.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: Great view. Written by Bruce Roberts. I mean, I wrote it,
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: but produced by Bruce Roberts, I should say. And guess what?
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: I think Tracy Young... is going to do the remix
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: for me. She won a Grammy with Madonna. I've got
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: a huge remixer, super famous, Tracy Young. Do you remember her?
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  Speaker 1: So we had dinner about 10 years ago. She used
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: to date Kim Zolzniak. Do you remember when she had
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: that love affair? And they did that song playing piano
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  Speaker 1: behind her? She's a massive DJ, and she's remixing my
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  Speaker 1: song right now. And she's won a Grammy, girl. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going all the way with this. Mary F. Kale. What
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  Speaker 1: a great hook, right?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: Does she ever talk to Kim Zolciak?
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 3: What do you think about that divorce?
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  Speaker 1: Mary F. Kill.
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  Speaker 3: I like that we're still talking over the music.
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  Speaker 1: Mary F. Kill. Amazing.
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