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Mark interviews WOR weeknight host Jimmy Failla. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Mister New York, Mark Simone wr.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Jimmy Taylor, the great comedian, the great talk show host.
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  Speaker 2: He's on every night here on w o R at
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  Speaker 2: nine o'clock tonight every weeknight nine to midnight. He also
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  Speaker 2: does the best late night show on television. It's on
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  Speaker 2: the Fox News Channel Saturday nights at ten. President Trump
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  Speaker 2: has become a big fan watches every week. Jimmy Fayla,
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  Speaker 2: how you doing.
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  Speaker 3: I'm great? And you know what, I actually have to
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  Speaker 3: thank you, so listen to this. Last week on the show,
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  Speaker 3: I told anybody listening who wanted to come that we
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  Speaker 3: have free tickets there at Fox across America dot com.
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  Speaker 3: We'll dig this. We had six people in the crowd
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  Speaker 3: who are like, hey, we heard you on timone and
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  Speaker 3: we got tickets.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. So that yeah, that's the good news. Six of
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  Speaker 1: your fans made it to my show. We did have
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  Speaker 1: to throw them out, they got a little rowdy. I did, kid.
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  Speaker 3: They were great. But you know, anybody listening to trystid airy,
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  Speaker 3: you every want to come watch the show. We get
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  Speaker 3: Sergeant Slaughter this weekend, Bowl weekend, and the tickets are free.
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  Speaker 3: It's Box across America dot com. I owe you like
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  Speaker 3: a commission or something.
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  Speaker 2: Some moment come on and when do you do it?
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  Speaker 2: It's not it's Friday.
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  Speaker 3: We actually keep the show. We keep the show Friday
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  Speaker 3: night because they've got to be able to beep out
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  Speaker 3: all the horrible things that might have along the way.
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  Speaker 1: But we keep Friday night at Fox News.
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  Speaker 3: You're always welcome to.
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  Speaker 2: Come so people can get a couple of tickets. That'd
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  Speaker 2: be a great Friday night date in the middle of
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  Speaker 2: the city. Go see Jimmy fail. The show absolutely and
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  Speaker 2: when they shoot the shot of the audience, President Trump
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  Speaker 2: will be looking at you. He loves that show.
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  Speaker 3: That is a true story. That's something that's something crazy
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  Speaker 3: to think about. Is you know, it's nice to get
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  Speaker 3: a Trump tweet saying you're good, but you also realize
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  Speaker 3: you're one joke away from getting a Trump tweet saying
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  Speaker 3: the opposite. Living on a razor's.
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  Speaker 2: Edge here, Hey, super Bowl Sunday. What does what do
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  Speaker 2: you do for the Super Bowl?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: So, uh? You know, for real, I grew up in
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  Speaker 3: like a real Italian house where depending on who wins,
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  Speaker 3: some of us might be going into hiding for like
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  Speaker 3: three weeks.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of money. A lot of money being
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  Speaker 1: bed at the fail half. There's a lot of food.
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  Speaker 1: I'm psyched up.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have a lot to offer people by way
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  Speaker 3: of analysis. This is what I can tell you. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I've been to Seattle. Based on the looks of things,
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure the space needle is filled with heroin.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a mess New England for people who don't know.
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  Speaker 3: It's very cold and it's very white. It's like a
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  Speaker 3: protest in Minneapolis.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so Sunday night would be the big game. You'll
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  Speaker 2: be on Saturday night, and of course you're here on
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  Speaker 2: War every weeknight at nine o'clock The Grammys. What do
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  Speaker 2: you think that Billie Eilish.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it was so funny, like the whole stolen Land thing.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm so glad she got mocked for it, because
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  Speaker 3: maybe this sends a message to the next round of
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  Speaker 3: celebrities that they don't actually have to do this garbage.
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  Speaker 3: Like between the pins. Yeah, there's so many different social
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  Speaker 3: justice pins. They look like waitresses at Friday, you know
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  Speaker 3: what I mean. It's like you might as well wear
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  Speaker 3: suspenders on the red carpet with all the flare these
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  Speaker 3: ladies are sporting from Ukraine and Palestine and now the
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  Speaker 3: freaking abolish ice thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: So I thought it was funny, but again it's like
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  Speaker 3: back to that point of Billie Eilish. We all know
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  Speaker 3: they're not giving back the land, so why would you
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  Speaker 3: say it Mark, Because in theory, when you say like
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  Speaker 3: this this, we're here on stolen land. If you're not
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  Speaker 3: giving it back, you're.
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  Speaker 1: Just literally saying haha, we took it from you.
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  Speaker 3: It was like you're totting them. You know, it's not
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  Speaker 3: you're not being an ally.
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  Speaker 1: It's like you're spiking the football.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, I just want to point out that we didn't
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  Speaker 3: pay anything for this.
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  Speaker 1: It's good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but again it's Billie Eilish. You know, who needs
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  Speaker 2: her speaking about the political mass It's like asking her
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  Speaker 2: about the FED rate change. I mean, who her opinion
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  Speaker 2: on anything except nobody.
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  Speaker 3: But that's what I mean. It's like the Grammys were
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  Speaker 3: the first.
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  Speaker 1: Music show that was better with the sound off.
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  Speaker 3: It was bizarre.
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  Speaker 2: Also, as one of the great comedians in the world,
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  Speaker 2: What the hell do they have Trevor Noah hosting that for?
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  Speaker 2: Is he really a comedian?
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  Speaker 3: I know?
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  Speaker 1: And he's like such a stiff.
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  Speaker 3: Like Trevor Noah is where like the Disney Hall of
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  Speaker 3: Presidents would go to feel charismatic, you know, those like
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  Speaker 3: Wooden presidents barely haven move. It's like they look at
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  Speaker 3: Trevor Noah and they you know, they look like Olympians.
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  Speaker 3: He's just such a stiff and every joke he delivers
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  Speaker 3: he has like this kind of throwaway energy.
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  Speaker 1: And it's just so hard to care because he doesn't care,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. And it's like when it
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  Speaker 1: comes to the.
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  Speaker 3: Grammys, right, it's actually, in theory, the greatest comedy gig
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  Speaker 3: in the world because you have all of this musical
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  Speaker 3: talent and everyone's heard of them, so there's jokes to
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  Speaker 3: be told, the people know the.
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  Speaker 1: Songs, the vibe is good, and then they bring this
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  Speaker 1: guy out there. It's like, you know what it reminds
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  Speaker 1: me of.
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  Speaker 3: I hate to say it, but it reminds me of
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  Speaker 3: like a Biden speech. You remember how a Biden speech,
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  Speaker 3: like the band would play and people would stand.
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  Speaker 1: Up and sheer, and then this guy would.
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  Speaker 3: Go the wrong way and they have to drag.
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  Speaker 1: Him back to the podium.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're just like understaffed in this one area.
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  Speaker 2: But a great comedian comes out like you in a
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  Speaker 2: big bubbly smile, like a real fun Adam. He comes
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  Speaker 2: out with that elitist smirk, kind of look on his face,
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  Speaker 2: like I'm smarter than you. It really doesn't work for people.
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  Speaker 2: It's like that John Stewart, I'm smarter than you kind
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  Speaker 2: of attitude.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody wants that because the truth is, like Mark,
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  Speaker 3: when you get into comedy, right, you know, we're clowns.
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  Speaker 1: We say this all the time.
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  Speaker 3: Like Rodney Gaingerfield, as successful as he was, his catchphrase
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  Speaker 3: was I don't get no respect. He never showed up
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  Speaker 3: and said, I know what we need to do with
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  Speaker 3: the border.
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  Speaker 1: Say that you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: The bananas to me, And.
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  Speaker 1: That's the part I think it's so stupid. It's like comics.
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  Speaker 3: We've entered a profession where we actually get paid and chicken.
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  Speaker 2: Fingers the first five years.
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  Speaker 3: Like, we're not economists, Mark, there's got to be a
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  Speaker 3: better wage out there.
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  Speaker 1: Than dipping sauce.
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  Speaker 3: We haven't figured it out as a profession yet, and
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  Speaker 3: yet they're lecturing on the economy.
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  Speaker 1: It's bananas.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of comedy. You're on tour, right, you tour all
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  Speaker 2: over the country, right, every weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yes, yes, ma'am. I just got back from Wichita, Kansas,
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  Speaker 3: and that was not an easy gig to get to.
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  Speaker 3: My GPS actually told me to fire my agent.
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  Speaker 1: It was really tricky.
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  Speaker 2: So but make sure you listen tonight nine to midnight,
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  Speaker 2: great show every weeknight on w r watch them every
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  Speaker 2: Saturday night on the Fox News channel at ten o'clock.
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  Speaker 2: And now, how would you rate mayor? Mom Donnie? I
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  Speaker 2: will say, today all the garbage was picked up on
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  Speaker 2: our street here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Finally, I mean, did you see last week? Mom Donnie
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  Speaker 3: left so much trash on the streets. The rats are
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  Speaker 3: on ozempic like it's not good. So then I supposed
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  Speaker 3: toe rat on a treadmill. But under the Mom Dottie administration,
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  Speaker 3: anything's possible. So I don't know. I hope he gets
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  Speaker 3: his act together. I mean I do root for the city.
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  Speaker 3: I just don't have high hopes.
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  Speaker 2: So what about Minnesota. They're pulling out seven hundred dice
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  Speaker 2: agents that President Trump says, maybe we need a softer touch.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like it's getting dialed down a little in
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  Speaker 2: a nice way.
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  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, Because the thing about it is Tom Holman
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  Speaker 3: really is the adult in the room.
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  Speaker 1: You know, he served under six presidents.
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  Speaker 3: Obviously we all talk about how he was awarded under
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  Speaker 3: Obama for the deportations. But like when he talks, he
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  Speaker 3: doesn't talk to the politics of the moment. He talks
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  Speaker 3: to the Hey, we're here to get bad guys. You're
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  Speaker 3: allowed to protest, but help us out so we can
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  Speaker 3: make the community safer. He's basically saying what their leaders
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  Speaker 3: should have been saying. But as you know, they wanted
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  Speaker 3: this chaos man, because what the Democrats like to do
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  Speaker 3: is set the world on fire and then go look
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  Speaker 3: how crazy the country is under Trump.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 3: But the point is they're setting the fire in hopes
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  Speaker 3: that you'll owe for them to calm things down. So
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  Speaker 3: who are they really but arsonists trying to get paid for.
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  Speaker 1: Putting out their own fire. It's nuts.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, yesday, I know yesterday last night, no mention to
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  Speaker 2: Don Lemon. You think he's getting upset that he's not
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  Speaker 2: getting the the coverage he needs to get his career back.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not good. That means I'm going to see
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  Speaker 1: him at church this weekend.
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  Speaker 3: If you're picking up.
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  Speaker 1: He wants that attention, he'll be bad.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you can listen to Jimmy Fail every night at
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  Speaker 2: nine o'clock on w o R. What he got on
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  Speaker 2: tonight's show?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, tonight's a crazy one. So we just had with
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  Speaker 3: all of this crazy Minneapolis stuff. We just had Homan
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  Speaker 3: on last week. But I'm told we're getting a return
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  Speaker 3: appearance later tonight, So I'll get the inside on what's
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  Speaker 3: happening from Tom Holman himself with any luck at nine pm.
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  Speaker 2: Now we've all had whatever. We have Tom Homan on.
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  Speaker 2: There's always a contest. See if anybody can make him laugh.
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  Speaker 2: It's impossible. I think you're the only guy that ever
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  Speaker 2: did it because it's otherwise impossible to get the guy
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  Speaker 2: to laugh.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. No, I can break him up a little bit,
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  Speaker 3: but he's also threatened to beat me up a few
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  Speaker 3: times with the in and the yang.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So uh, and where're gonna Where are you gonna
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  Speaker 2: appearing next? You're always on tour all over the place.
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  Speaker 3: Oh man, So the next thing I gotta do, okay,
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  Speaker 3: is I'm going to the Capitol Theater in Rome, New
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  Speaker 3: York again.
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  Speaker 1: Talk about my agent. He's like, yeah, booked you in Rome.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh wow, but I get my passport.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, no, no, New York. They'll be Rome, New York.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm uh north of Utica in that region, like
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  Speaker 3: the Mohawk Valley region. A lot of good Italian food
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  Speaker 3: up there for real. But I'll be there.
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  Speaker 1: And then I got to go to Saint.
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  Speaker 3: Louis Reno, back to Vegas, and then I am in Northfolk, Nebraska,
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  Speaker 3: home of Johnny Carson. I can't wait.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, hey, you read the new Johnny Carson book
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  Speaker 2: by Mark Melcoff.
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  Speaker 3: Of course I have, with the one where they quote
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  Speaker 3: Mark that Mark Simone character on.
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  Speaker 1: I love that book.
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  Speaker 3: That's amazing book ever.
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  Speaker 2: On Johnny Carson. Unbelievable ever. Yeah, and you are the
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  Speaker 2: closest thing to Johnny Carson in that the only show
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  Speaker 2: on television Saturday nights with the monologue there's a joke
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  Speaker 2: about the left of joke about that right. It's very balanced.
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  Speaker 2: It's exactly what Carson would have done.
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  Speaker 1: And well, thanks, And if you keep comparing me to Carson,
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  Speaker 1: I guess that means I can have three more wives.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm excited. Go.
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  Speaker 2: Well, listen to Jimmy Fayler tonight nine to midnight right
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  Speaker 2: here on WOR every weeknight nine to midnight and watch
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  Speaker 2: his TV show Best Late Night Show Saturday nights at
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  Speaker 2: ten Fox News Channel. Jimmy Fayla, thanks for being with us.
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  Speaker 1: You're the best Mark.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks, Buddy, all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, take care. Yeah, that book on Johnny Carson is
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  Speaker 2: the best book ever. It's the most definitive book on
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  Speaker 2: Johnny Carson. In fact, the author will be with us
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  Speaker 2: on tomorrow show. It's called Love Johnny Carson. Hey, I
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  Speaker 2: don't forget Jimmy Fayalo tonight at nine o'clock, and don't
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  Speaker 2: forget Buck and Clay. They'll be here at noon today
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  Speaker 2: right after the News on seven to ten WR