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Walking the Plank (Love Overboard S1 E1 & 2) · The Ben and Ashley I Almost Famous Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This is the Ben and Ashley I Almost Famous podcast
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  Speaker 1: with iHeartRadio.
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  Speaker 2: Hey everybody, I'm Deanna, Welcome to the Almost Famous Podcast.
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  Speaker 2: I am here with my producer Heather because we have
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  Speaker 2: been so busy binging the new show Love Overboard, and
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  Speaker 2: we're here today to break down episodes one into Heather,
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  Speaker 2: how stoked are you?
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  Speaker 3: Shall we have our bikinis on? I mean, I love
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  Speaker 3: this show.
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  Speaker 4: I hate to like already come out the gate swinging
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  Speaker 4: about how much I love it, but I love it,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm I know people are like bum do There's
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  Speaker 4: not a season of the Bachelorette for you guys to recap,
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  Speaker 4: don't you worry. We have a lot of shows coming
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  Speaker 4: up that are Bachelor adjacent, obviously, this one being hosted
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  Speaker 4: by Gabby Wendy, so we're going to be bringing you
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  Speaker 4: guys a lot of content. But this show for sure
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  Speaker 4: got me really jazz just from the intro. What did
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  Speaker 4: you think just overall watching the show?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I saw your text message that you were like
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  Speaker 2: jazzed on episode one, and I would not say that
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  Speaker 2: I was. It was a little bit of a slow
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  Speaker 2: burner for me, but I listen, I don't jump in
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  Speaker 2: headfirst into anything. So for me, I needed to watch it.
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  Speaker 2: And I know we were just talking a second ago,
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  Speaker 2: but the first episode felt a little chaotic to me,
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  Speaker 2: like they had this idea, it came to them and
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  Speaker 2: they thought, we'll shoot it. Let's stick a bunch of
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  Speaker 2: hot people. And they're all hot. There's so many lips
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  Speaker 2: and hair and eyelashes that it's out of control.
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  Speaker 3: Great bodies too, obviously.
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  Speaker 2: Great bodies, so the fake boobs. We have so much
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  Speaker 2: to talk about, We have so much to talk about.
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  Speaker 2: But they take all these hot people, they stick them
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  Speaker 2: on a boat and it was like episode one, they
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  Speaker 2: were just like trying to figure it out. It almost
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  Speaker 2: felt like to me that it was like they got
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  Speaker 2: them all there, only a few matched ups. They were like,
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  Speaker 2: let's let's throw a wrench in it and we'll make
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  Speaker 2: some people live downstairs and vacuum and mop.
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  Speaker 3: I think that right.
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  Speaker 4: My takeaway was that when you're introing so many people
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  Speaker 4: in one episode so quickly, and you have to get
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  Speaker 4: to that plot tip twist really quick. Yeah, we were
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  Speaker 4: getting hit. But what I kind of loved is that
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  Speaker 4: we don't have really long background packages. It was like
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  Speaker 4: we had people just sit down in the chair, we
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  Speaker 4: get one or two lines about each person, and that
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  Speaker 4: is enough for us to start to categorize who these
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  Speaker 4: people are and why they're here. I loved that the
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  Speaker 4: show is silly, guys.
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  Speaker 3: This is not a.
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  Speaker 4: Serious dating show. This does not end in a marriage proposal.
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  Speaker 4: This is very silly, and it clearly loves to poke
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  Speaker 4: fun at itself. So that's what got me and what
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  Speaker 4: I think sets it apart from maybe other dating shows
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  Speaker 4: that are out there. But just you know, before we
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  Speaker 4: dive into the concept of the show and kind of
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  Speaker 4: start to break down episode one, who would you say
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  Speaker 4: was kind of your favorite character or cast member so far?
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  Speaker 3: I can't. I have too many.
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  Speaker 2: I have too many there, Okay, I need to begin
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  Speaker 2: with my boy who loves fake boobs, David. He cannot
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  Speaker 2: stop talking about how he is only dated girls with
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  Speaker 2: large breasts who have had breast augmentation. And when I'm
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  Speaker 2: watching this, you know, you're talking to someone who was
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  Speaker 2: on the Bachelor and the Bachelorette. Like, I hate to
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  Speaker 2: even say this, but it is another level, you know
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  Speaker 2: what I mean. We were not allowed to be vulgar
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  Speaker 2: at any sense, Like we were meant to like talk
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  Speaker 2: about the Bachelor or the Bachelorette had to be this like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, prim and proper and speak little girl, you know,
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  Speaker 2: and she's only gonna fall in love and that's all
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  Speaker 2: she's living life for. So I really enjoy a show
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  Speaker 2: like my favorites are like Rock of Love, Flavor Flave,
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  Speaker 2: Love Overboard, where you actually.
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  Speaker 3: Get to see people just be.
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  Speaker 2: Chaotic, like chaotic, like not hold back because maybe I
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  Speaker 2: admire it because I can't truly.
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  Speaker 3: Be like that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever felt like I could really
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  Speaker 2: be myself because I actually think that I'm pretty funny.
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  Speaker 2: I love the F word, and I didn't feel like
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  Speaker 2: I could truly do that being the Bestorette. So this
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  Speaker 2: when David gets up there and he's in his little
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  Speaker 2: ITM and he's talking about how he's he likes low,
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  Speaker 2: he's going to choose a little something different because it's safe,
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  Speaker 2: but he truly prefers Bella because of her breast augmentation
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  Speaker 2: and he's used to just motor boating all day long.
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  Speaker 3: Like I was like, let's go, everybody's signed up. Like
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  Speaker 3: that's when the show hooked me. Heather. I was like,
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  Speaker 3: oh kay, so funny. That's that's so funny.
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  Speaker 4: So we should let everybody know that the cast for
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  Speaker 4: this show is all in their twenties.
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  Speaker 3: There's a couple thirty year olds, there's like.
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  Speaker 4: One or two, but the majority of the cast is
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  Speaker 4: low early twenties to mid twenties. And so that is
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  Speaker 4: when you get the you know, throw caution to the
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  Speaker 4: wind kind of characters. Nobody cares. Everybody's here to have fun,
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  Speaker 4: have a good time. So let's go into the concept
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  Speaker 4: of the show is sixteen hot singles are on a
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  Speaker 4: super yacht in the Mediterranean. Four couples get to live
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  Speaker 4: in luxury on the top deck and everyone else is
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  Speaker 4: forced to live below deck. Below deck, they will have
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  Speaker 4: to cook, clean, and serve the official couples who live
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  Speaker 4: up top while hoping to find their own love connection.
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  Speaker 4: The contestants can compete in canoodle to get a shot
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  Speaker 4: at being on the top deck if they are willing
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  Speaker 4: to risk walking the plank. One is eliminated each week,
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  Speaker 4: and the winning top deck couple wins a trip around
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  Speaker 4: the world worth one hundred thousand dollars. I kind of love.
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  Speaker 4: We've seen this. I believe we saw this on Perfect
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  Speaker 4: Match as well. That their show also ended in the
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  Speaker 4: couple getting a trip around the world. I kind of
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  Speaker 4: love these shows not ending in a cash prize. I
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  Speaker 4: think it gives some level of seriousness to that's putting
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  Speaker 4: it lightly, Heather. I mean, I mean, like they're not
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  Speaker 4: there for the cash. Maybe they could be there for
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  Speaker 4: the trip.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, and they're not necessarily there for the real love,
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  Speaker 2: like there's a there's an in between, like they're not
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  Speaker 2: there for the real love, but they're also not getting
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  Speaker 2: this grand prize exactly.
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  Speaker 4: So I do like that. I mean, I'm obsessed with
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  Speaker 4: reality TV. Anybody I think that's heard me on the
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  Speaker 4: show can know that I love dating shows. I love
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  Speaker 4: below Deck. And if anybody listening is like, oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 4: I love below Deck on Bravo, this show is up
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  Speaker 4: your alley, folks, because this is a straight up mix
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  Speaker 4: of a dating show and Below Deck. And I can't
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  Speaker 4: even make it more clear than that, because that's exactly
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  Speaker 4: what this is and it's so funny. So our episode
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  Speaker 4: opens with Gabby. She is the host of the show
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  Speaker 4: and calls herself the Love Captain. Then we get to
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  Speaker 4: see the singles arriving. So first we've got Gia, She's
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  Speaker 4: twenty three. She wants to find love, but she's not
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  Speaker 4: going to give everyone a chance, so she's going to
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  Speaker 4: be little selective. We've got Lexi, who's twenty six. She
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  Speaker 4: wants a confident man who's obsessed with her.
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  Speaker 2: Don't we all, Lexi, don't we all? Can we not
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  Speaker 2: just have our cake and eat it too?
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  Speaker 3: Lexi? Me too, girl me, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: We've got low who's twenty nine. She's looking for a
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  Speaker 4: genuine relationship. And then we've got Bella, who's twenty two.
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  Speaker 4: She says that here's men by how overboard she goes.
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  Speaker 4: I will say I have a very soft spot for Bella.
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  Speaker 4: I think she is hilarious. She had me laughing multiple times,
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  Speaker 4: and I think that she is a perfect reality TV
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  Speaker 4: star in so many ways.
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  Speaker 3: I would just perfect. You said it so perfectly.
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  Speaker 2: She is casting gold, she's goalie in the in the
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  Speaker 2: scene where she is crying because she has to live
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  Speaker 2: below deck. And then you've got Lexi whatever her name is,
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  Speaker 2: steering at her Leila, I can't handle the tears, like,
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  Speaker 2: get her mommy, where is her mommy? I just was like,
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  Speaker 2: this is this is the best made television show in
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  Speaker 2: a really long time.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, you know, obviously we love Ashley. Ashley is
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  Speaker 4: known for being a quintessential crier on TV. What did
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  Speaker 4: you think seeing Bella's cry face? I think we're going
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  Speaker 4: to have to put this up on our socials of
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  Speaker 4: who did it better, like Bella or Ashley.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, I love Ashley. Okay, Bella cried in the most
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  Speaker 2: beautiful way. When we're looking at that scene Heather and
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  Speaker 2: she is staring in the mirror like she knows exactly
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  Speaker 2: what she's doing. Her makeup is not tortured in any way,
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  Speaker 2: and she's got that one tissue and she is dragon
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  Speaker 2: tears coming down her face and she's just blotting her
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  Speaker 2: face but also crazy at the same time.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, and the it's genius. The pan to
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  Speaker 3: the girls behind her, who are like, oh honey, you're.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, But make this show so funny. Is the breaking
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  Speaker 4: of the fourth wall that all of these characters get
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  Speaker 4: to do. They're constantly when they do something cheeky, they're
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  Speaker 4: looking at the camera and they're winking at it. But
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  Speaker 4: he does something crazy, they're like looking at the camera
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  Speaker 4: and being like, like, it's so funny, And I love
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  Speaker 4: that in a television show. Because it just takes away
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  Speaker 4: the seriousness. We're on a boat, we're hot, and we're single,
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  Speaker 4: and we're like now forced to clean up after each other.
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  Speaker 4: Like it's just very funny.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's where some of the dating reality shows
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  Speaker 2: miss the mark. They're too serious, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: They don't necessarily show the contestants' personality.
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  Speaker 4: There.
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  Speaker 2: People love humor. They are attracted to it, and exactly that.
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  Speaker 2: The breaking of the fourth wall, it just is genius
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  Speaker 2: to me. It's like they took all the elements and
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  Speaker 2: wiped them away and we're just like, let's just have
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  Speaker 2: at it.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly Well. Then we got our single men that arrived
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  Speaker 4: to the boat. We've got Bow who's twenty five. He's
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  Speaker 4: going to do his best to fall in love. We've
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  Speaker 4: got James, who's twenty six. He says the woman he's
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  Speaker 4: going to marry has a nice personality and a flat ass,
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  Speaker 4: and a healthy dose of toxicity, the good kind, not
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  Speaker 4: the slash your tires kind.
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  Speaker 3: The good crazy, not the bad Heather good crazy.
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  Speaker 4: We've got David, he's thirty. He says he likes enhanced women.
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  Speaker 4: We talked about that. He's your favorite. Dianna he's trying
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  Speaker 4: to date more seriously. After he says the enhanced comment,
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  Speaker 4: this is what got me. This was within the first
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  Speaker 4: five minutes of the episode. Tim, who's thirty, calls himself
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  Speaker 4: a boy. He says he's ready to settle down. The
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  Speaker 4: fact that he referred to himself as that just made
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  Speaker 4: me laugh and I knew this was the show for me.
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  Speaker 4: I absolutely love somebody who is toxic but also set
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  Speaker 4: myself aware of their toxicity. I think it's hilarious and
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  Speaker 4: I think it's a great conundrum to have, and I
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  Speaker 4: can't wait to see what happens to Tim on this show.
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  Speaker 4: I'm really intrigued by anybody that calls himself a respectful boy.
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  Speaker 4: So the intestines, they're mingling. They're on the you know,
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  Speaker 4: top deck, looking around, loving life. They're on the super yacht.
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  Speaker 4: They love this, this is great. And then Gabby comes
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  Speaker 4: out and she tells all the contestants you know, go to.
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  Speaker 3: The sun deck.
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  Speaker 4: She tells them they'll be competing in challenges to test
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  Speaker 4: their commitment and compatibility, and that the strongest couple will
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  Speaker 4: win that trip around the world worth one hundred thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 4: And this is when James yells out that he's horny
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  Speaker 4: in the background, which everybody turned around and was like,
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  Speaker 4: not that guy, Like, we've only been here for five minutes,
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  Speaker 4: and this guy's already in the back yelling that he's horny.
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  Speaker 4: Did you notice a lot of the girls were like ew,
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  Speaker 4: Like they were like immediately turned down listen.
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  Speaker 3: They were ow. But they were also kind of liked it.
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  Speaker 3: They kind of liked it. Yes, they were.
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  Speaker 2: Definitely like ooh, you know what I mean, But they
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  Speaker 2: were definitely like, oh, I kind of like that. I
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  Speaker 2: got it, like their faces, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: I liked James. I mean I thought he's a little
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  Speaker 2: weird over yelling that. But I also like from the
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  Speaker 2: get go, I was like, oh, he's gonna be good.
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  Speaker 3: Like when they brought him in and they.
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  Speaker 2: Showed his face and they introduced him, I was like, well,
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  Speaker 2: he's gonna he's gonna be a high contender.
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  Speaker 4: I love that, he goes In an interview, he goes, well,
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  Speaker 4: I only said that because I've been celibate for the summer.
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  Speaker 4: How far into summer do you think we are when
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  Speaker 4: we're filming this show?
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  Speaker 3: Do you think seven days?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, seriously, James how long were you celibate?
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  Speaker 3: Like five seconds? Like James has got to turn it
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  Speaker 3: over to Jesus. I think, oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: So we get into our first little challenge, which is
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  Speaker 4: toast or toss, and basically this is where they're going
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  Speaker 4: to get coupled up. So there's like a divider between them,
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  Speaker 4: and Gabby's going to randomly pull names and then they'll
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  Speaker 4: have to have the divider between them and they'll either
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  Speaker 4: have to toast if they want to couple up with
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  Speaker 4: that person, or pour their champagne into the bucket. And
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  Speaker 4: they'll keep like doing this until it's like, you know,
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  Speaker 4: they both toast, and then they'll they'll be coupled up.
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  Speaker 4: And so we get to four couples. Our first are
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  Speaker 4: Lexi and Reese. Which did they We've been on this
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  Speaker 4: boat for five seconds, guys. They get coupled up, and
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  Speaker 4: they immediately make.
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  Speaker 2: It eating each other's face, eating each other, Heather, Those
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  Speaker 2: were my initial thoughts. They have literally not even started
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  Speaker 2: to sweat yet, and they barely match up, and they
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  Speaker 2: just eat each other in front of everyone with no
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  Speaker 2: shame whatsoever.
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  Speaker 3: I thought, Okay, here we go. Lexi goes.
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  Speaker 4: I liked it. I liked how like forward he was
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  Speaker 4: and like he took a risk, and I was like.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well okay, he shot his shot.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it worked for him. The next we have
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  Speaker 4: his shah Day and Keith. They do a little cheek kiss. Keith.
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  Speaker 3: That's a name I've.
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  Speaker 4: Never heard before. I've never heard that way Keith and Keish.
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  Speaker 4: It feels like almost Keith.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was an interesting pairing between the two
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  Speaker 2: of them. I didn't see it coming at all, Like
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  Speaker 2: he definitely strikes me as like a Midwest boy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, low talker.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely, I didn't see it. I didn't see it. I
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  Speaker 2: was kind of surprised by that for sure.
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  Speaker 4: Then we have Enna and Tim and they go in
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  Speaker 4: for a makeout kiss as well. Now this is the
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  Speaker 4: one I was going to say that I have history with.
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  Speaker 4: So Enna is somebody that I fully took through a
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  Speaker 4: very long audition process for one of my dating shows.
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  Speaker 4: It's probably been three or four years now, and she
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  Speaker 4: made it very far and then kind of like lost
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  Speaker 4: her phone and then it was very hard to get
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  Speaker 4: it in touch with her, and basically the casting process
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  Speaker 4: had to close and she ended up not being selected
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  Speaker 4: for that season. But I have always considered Enna my
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  Speaker 4: great white whale in the cast world. I have wanted
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  Speaker 4: that woman so badly to be on TV. And when
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  Speaker 4: I saw her in the promo for this show, you
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  Speaker 4: best believe I sent it around to everybody a kiss
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  Speaker 4: that I worked with, and I said, somebody got my Enna,
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  Speaker 4: Hey scooped her up. If you're listening, honey, I absolutely
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  Speaker 4: adore you. I'm so excited to see you on TV
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  Speaker 4: and that it finally happened. I am slightly jealous it
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  Speaker 4: wasn't on the show that I did, but this is
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  Speaker 4: honestly a perfect situation for you. And the show that
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  Speaker 4: I had her in the running for was very similar
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  Speaker 4: in tone to this, very silly, very fun, very hot,
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  Speaker 4: and so this is the perfect environment for her. Our
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  Speaker 4: other couple that we have is low and David. They
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  Speaker 4: do a little kiss, and this is the one that
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  Speaker 4: you know, as Dianna was saying, was a little surprising
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  Speaker 4: because Lowe's a little bit more on the natural side,
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  Speaker 4: and David is very forward about he likes the enhanced look,
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  Speaker 4: so he's trying something different, is basically what he's saying.
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  Speaker 2: If you were confused up until this point, show as
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  Speaker 2: to what the show is when they switch to David's
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  Speaker 2: personal interviews, it lays it up pretty clearly.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean he has.
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  Speaker 2: No shame in saying like I went one way my
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  Speaker 2: whole life. You know, I was really into big fake boobs.
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  Speaker 2: But this time I'm ready to settle down with a
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  Speaker 2: good girl. And I'm like, okay, now I know. Now
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  Speaker 2: I love black and white. I do not like the gray.
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  Speaker 3: Just tell me how it is. And I thought that
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  Speaker 3: David laid it out pretty clearly, and he even is
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  Speaker 3: just like, you know, we'll see if it works or not.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that I can go the all natural side.
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't once talk about a personality that he's looking for.
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  Speaker 4: No, And David should be old enough now that he's
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  Speaker 4: at thirty years old that he should know that breast
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  Speaker 4: size does not correlate to personality and connection. It's a
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  Speaker 4: personal preference. Other than that, it does not mean if
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  Speaker 4: somebody is a good girlfriend, wife, relationship. But David, we
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  Speaker 4: hope that you get there on this journey. Are a
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: very cute couple. So we're only at four couples at
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: this point, and we still have so many singles just
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: standing there thinking that their chance to get coupled up
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: is coming up. But this is when Gabby kind of
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: congratulates the first four and then tells everyone the twist.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: She says that the four will be couples, will be
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: living together on the top deck, and the rest of
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: them are below deck working. This is when the singles
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: get extremely pissed. They were not prepared for this, and
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: they are told that they have to now get ready
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: to serve them The bottom deck people have to serve
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: the top deck people during happy hour.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: This was genius to me, and.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: The fact that they were able to keep it under
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: wraps until literally Gabby tells everyone what they're going to
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: be doing. The guys kind of handled it well, you
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: know what I mean. Imagine you sign up for this
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: reality show, this dating show. I think you're gonna live this
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: lap of luxury on a yacht out in the Mediterranean
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: and come to listen. I'm with you, Heather, I love
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: below deck. To me, it is the closest thing is
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: being a flight attendant. Like it is so similar in
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: the way that we travel, the way that we prepare food,
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: the not so pretty side of our job.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Now there was not.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: As much like communing going on, like it doesn't blow deck,
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: but I'm all for it. So when they added this
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: portion to the show, I'm like.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: Loving life right now.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: It is literally the best of both worlds being collided
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: into one television show. And we're gonna take these kids
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: and stick them in a little tiny twin bed, feed them,
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: give them a bunch of alcohol, and let.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: Them loose into the wild.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: The Best two is like the way they shoot the
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: bottom deck, it like is like a horror film.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: They're like, what's that smell?
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is where I have to sleep,
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: and they just like make it look like an actual
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: horror movie, which makes it so much funnier than in
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: all they have.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Guys too.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: Andrew was like, I don't clean I have do that
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: for me, Like.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: It was so funny.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: But then this is when we get the best line
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: ever from Bella, who is extremely emotional. She is just
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: bawling over this, and she says, why would I clean
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: up after people that I'm sexier than?
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: And then as.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: She's crying and she's crying to the girls, the girls go, oh, yeah,
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: you're the one who smells Bella, we need to get
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: you deodorant. I was crying. I was like and then
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: she starts crying even more because she stinks, like she
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: even opened like lifts her.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Arm just like a normal human being and takes a
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: good whiff of her armpit Heather and then is like,
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: oh girls, it's me. I'm mortified.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: It was. It was so funny. It is so funny.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: So then Gabby gives the bottom deck their first assignment.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: The only way that they can actually get to the
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: top is by breaking up another couple through challenges. So
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: again we've got great twists happening here. So they're all
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: prepping for the happy hour. Happy hour happens. Now, let's
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: let's just break it down really seriously. They're not really serving,
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: they're not really making the food. They're not really cleaning
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: like they do like a couple little shots of them,
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: like with a platter of food and like rubbing a towel.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: On something, cleaning the hardwood deck. Yes, it like these people.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: It's really about the sleeping quarters and like the level
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: of like luxury food. I think that they're eating, Like
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: the bottom people are definitely sleeping in these little bunk
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: beds and the people up top are sleeping in bigger beds.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: I think that's the main difference. So Bella, you know,
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: this is when she decides, you know, I'm going to
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: make a move on David and Leila, who she tells
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: she's gonna do that too. Leela goes to low and
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: is like, Yo, watch out for Bella. She's trying to
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: cut for your man. There's like a whole little blow
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: up between them. But it's like, Leila, that's kind of
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: the point of the show. And also, I'm sorry, but
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: David and Lowe have known each other for three seconds, okay,
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: so it's part of the show. We know, we got
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: to break somebody up to get up to the top deck,
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: so she kind of, you know, blocks her.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: Do you know what I appreciate, Heather, is that.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Each person on the show has has literally slid into
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: their character, their persona, like each person like we did
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: not waste any time in this episode letting everyone slide
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: into their character of who they were going to be
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: their persona right, and each one of them has played
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: it very well.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: We get that.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Funny scene with Bella and she has no shame, like
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: she is like, I am not made for this. I
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: paid a lot of money for these boobs. I'm too
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: good for this. Look at them. When she's like bouncing
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: them around on camera, I'm like, oh my god, like
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: the where do these people come from?
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: And when Leela does that, she ain't trying to make friends.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: She it's been they've been there fifteen minutes. And she
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: walks straight up to this Girl's like, yo, Bella is
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: crawling to the top.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: She is after your boy. Guard your goods, girl, guard
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: your goods. And then go straight to Bella and is like, listen, girl,
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: he's taken. You can't have him. But like, I didn't
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: say it. It wasn't like that, like you just I
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: was clinging to by with the time we got halfway
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: through the episode, I was clinging to what was going
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: to happen next, and that very rarely happens for a
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: person like me.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: I'm always waiting for like, oh, that's crap, that's crap,
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: that's crap.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: And and we have a full cast, right and we
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: already are really great at remembering everybody's name and like
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: who they're coupled with or if they're single. So it's
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: it's a really well done show. And you can tell
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: when you're able to like recount things super quickly and
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: then follow along and not everybody looks the same. James
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: also takes happy hour as a chance to kind of
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: shoot his shot. He pulls Lexi for a chat. Now,
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: Lexi is, you know, on the top deck with Reese,
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: and you know, he's like, listen, I got eyes for you,
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: you're my vibe whatever, and she's like, yeah, like I
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: would have been interested in you a little bit more
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: if you hadn't like screamed that horny thing right as
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: we got here, you know. And he's like, oh, okay,
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: like I need to chill on that whatever whatever. And
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: then she's like, okay, cool, sign me up exactly. So
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: she's like, okay, you know, let's you know, see where
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: this goes. And that's when we find out that after
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: every happy Hour, Gabby is going to kind of reward
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: somebody from that experience who kind of took the big,
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: bold risk. And so after that, Gabby rewards James and
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: says he gets to go on a date the next
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: day off the boat with whoever he wants from the
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: top deck. So obviously James chooses Lexi. They go on
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: their little date, massaging mud on each other. You know,
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: that's something I love about these dating shows too. When
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: they're wacky and silly. Is they do wacky dates? You
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: know you would never on a first date on the
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: Bachelor of Bachelorette. Ever, Let's strip down and rub mud
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: all over each other. That's like something maybe they do
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: towards the end with like the final but like again,
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: these people have known each other for half a day
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: and they're like, you're gonna go rub mud on each
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: other's bodies and then you know, take a shower together
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: and wash it all off. I really got my ears
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: perked up when they were sitting and having their moment
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: on their date, chit chatting, and James asks Lexi if
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: she's an effective communicator? That really I was like from
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: the guy who said that he was horny yesterday and
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: that was how he chose to communicate. He's now asking
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: if she's an effective communicator.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: I wonder as someone who casts shows. I know, for
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: me having had experience on reality TV, sometimes like okay,
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: I have a hard time with lines like that because
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: you know there's a producer in their ear going like
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: there was probably dead space that two of them just
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: kind of want to make out, and they're like feeding
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: them lines to give them something to talk about. In
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: case they need some quality to air.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: I think the opposite, Oh do you. I don't think
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: somebody would have fed the words effective communicator to.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: A guy like that.
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: I think that's really him pulling out the dictionary and
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: being like, Okay, I got it. Got to really make
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: up for that horny comment I said yesterday. So I
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: got to show this girl I have a brain, Like,
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: that's what I took it.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: He's so young too that you can see the wheels
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: spinning and she's like, well, I brought you here today.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: I am entertaining conversation. But she's stunning obviously like that. Yes,
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: they did a great job with the casting. You know,
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: when you look around everyone on that boat, they're all
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: really really hot, like every single person, like there's usually
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: one or two that you're kind of like, everyone.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Is super hot. They're all super hot in their own.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: Right, and they all know it. They all know that
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: they're super which is they do, which is also what
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: leans in and makes this show fun. So after this
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: little date Lexi and James, they return back to the
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: boat and that's when Gabby tells them they have to
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: report to the bow for the plank ceremony. And this
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: is a very funny moment that we find out is
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: happening in basically every episode. Now, Lexi has to make
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: a huge decision. Would she like to stay with Reese
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: or would she like to switch with James. Whoever she
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: doesn't choose will be eliminated on the plank, and so
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: Reese this whole time was thinking, oh, she's going to
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: come back. She chooses James, I just have to go
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: to the bottom deck and they're like, oh, you have
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: to walk the plank and she has to make a choice.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: So it's so dramatic.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: They get they both walk out on the edge of
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: the plank and they basically plead with her as to
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: why they should stay, and she eliminates Reese and the
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: plank breaks from underneath him and he literally just plummets
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: into the ocean in front of everybody, which causes them
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: to scream because they had no idea that's what was
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: gonna happen. I was a.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Little like, are we really doing this? Is this really
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: what has happened here? But it's also really awesome. It's
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: also just like what else were they gonna do? A
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: rose ceremony, a champagne whatever, you know. It was like
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: for me watching that and seeing it.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: It's not even in that moment that they made it
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: a truly serious moment.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: It was still pretty funny where they're like, hey, remember that, Yeah,
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: keep me, I just rubbed mud all over your body,
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: you know, And like Reese is like, we toasted, like
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: we said we were gonna do it.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: Please keep me. You're so hot, you know.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Like it's it's it's they don't make it anything that
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: it's not exactly.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: That ends up being the end of our first episode,
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: which is so funny because, like we said, this episode
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: was jam packed. We're meeting the cast, we're getting the
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: synopsis of the show, the Twist, and we're getting a
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: full elimination all in the first episode so that it's
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: a lot to cover. We then get the preview of
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: the season, which is clearly a lot of kissing and
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: people being mischievous, which I love. We'll get into on
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: this episode two because that's when it really starts the
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: mischievous acts. We see challenges and it's like scaling walls
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: and like like big challenges, not like doing something silly.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: We obviously see the favorite thing to do on these
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: raunchy shows, which is licking each.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Other, lots of making out. Listen, making out. Somebody has
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: got to get some action. Heather, you and I are
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: just lucky enough that we get to watch exactly.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: And then the twist is that we see new arrivals
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: showing up on another boat.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: So that is all my mind was blown here.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: I was one episode in thinking I'm just gonna have
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: to watch these people dating, and then you add in
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: more attractive people. I was like, thank you, thank you.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: This is the best thing I've seen in a long time.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: It's it's the key to keeping these people on their
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: toes is to bring in more hot people. So episode
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: two kicks off with obviously Lexi and James being the
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: new top Side couple, and the next day the topsiders
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: are living their best life having breakfast and people are like, hey, Lexi,
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: so like, how's it being like without Reese and whatever.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: She's like, I actually don't even think about it anymore.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: She's like, who who are you talking about? It's been
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: like twelve hours. She's like, oh, over it. We chummed
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: the water with that one.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: And then we get a shot of what's happening on
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: the Downsiders. It's so funny. I want to call them
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: the blow deckers, but they call them topsiders and downsiders, right,
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: that's the differences. Downsiders is such a funny term, I think.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: And this is when we see Bo and Jia and
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: that they're into each other, but they're both on the
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: bottom deck, so they obviously know that their goal is
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: to get to the top. So they decide that Gia
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: is going to try and con a man who's in
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: a relationship hop to bring her up top, and then
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: she'll kick that guy off and bring Bo up. And
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: I just thought this is so genius, so genius. I
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: didn't even think that this was going to be part
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: of the show that people would be strategizing on how
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: to both get up there at the same time. I
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: thought maybe one person strategizing. But being like, no, we're
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: both going to get up there, We're both going to
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: get to the top, I was like, this is actually
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: a really fun element of this show.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: This is why this show is amazing. We're getting elements
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: from a bunch of different shows and putting them in one.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: I too did not expect that.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: But when they show, you know, and I love I
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: love the look from the little tiny room with their
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: little tiny bunk beds, like there's that's I mean, those quarters,
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: that's how it really is, you know what I mean.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: And they're down there and they're conniving and they're like,
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: how are we going to get to the top That
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: they are cutthroat, They're going to play whoever they can
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: to get to a good room on the top deck,
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. That they're willing to just
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: do whatever it takes to get there, and they have
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: a whole plan.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: I was like, this is the best thing I've ever seen.
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: It was. I was like, this is a great moment.
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: This is so not something I was expecting. We also
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: see Enna and Tim. She's kind of opening up to him,
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: and then she says in her you know interview that
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: she was previously in a relationship for six years that
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: really destroyed her because the guy cheated on her. And
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: we see Andrew is Andrew, who is in the Downsiders,
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: is only interested in Sofia. This is only person he
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: cares about. He is telling anybody in everybody that he
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: only has eyes for Sofia. And then we see Sophia
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: and she's like, I don't like.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: He's a weirdo. I want nothing to do with him.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: I don't want to date him. I don't want to
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: talk to him. And even as if you er, you
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: see them all down in the room eating together, and
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: she's not even flirting with him at the table. I
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: think he says something about being hot or something, and she's.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: Looking strong working out. Andrew loves to talk about being
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: strong working out about himself, like this is all that
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: we see clips of him doing.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: And even as a viewer though, that's the funny part
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: to me, is that we see it that she's not
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: interested and he like is not reading the room. He
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: is not reading it, clearly, not one bit.
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: We then see our girl Bella and she's now shifting
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: away from David and she's trying to chalk talk with Keith,
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: which this annoyse Shade, and Shade doesn't like this because
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: it's breaking girl code. Shada, babe, I don't know if
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: you understand the concept of the show. There is no
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: girl code on this show or guy code, because the
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: whole point is that they can only get up there
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: if they break you guys up, So like, there can't
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: be girl code. You met this guy yesterday, you have
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: spent one night with him.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: Also, on the most basic level, is there really girl code?
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: After that short period of time, Like I have some
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: girl code with women that I have known forever, but
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: like someone I don't even know her last name, we
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: don't have girl code. I'm going for the gold, baby,
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: like I'm go big or go home?
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: Why else are we here? Literally?
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: So what is Bella supposed to do? Right? Like there's
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: only four men up top? What is she supposed to do?
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: Like like that's what I'm like, Shade, Babe, I don't
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: think you understand what the show is. You can be
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: irritated by her talking to your guy, but she's not
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: breaking girl code. And this is when we find out
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: that Tim, who's with Enna, is attracted to Gia, and
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: Gia we know, is with Bo and they have this
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: whole you know plan that Gia is gonna con So
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: Enna walks by and sees, you know, Tim and Gea canoodling,
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: and this really starts to send Enna spiraling because she's
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: already told us that her ex cheated on her. Now again, Babe, Enna,
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: you've been there for a day. It's not cheating. It's
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: we don't know everybody here on the boat. We got
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: to get to know everyone. But again, it's like nobody
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: wants to get lose their spot up top. That's what's
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: so fun about this show is it's not even about
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: the relationship. It's that some of these people really just.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: Don't want to go live in the bunk beds down there.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: They're just not trying to slep it down on the
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: bottom deck. It has That's the fun thing is it's
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: like part game show, but it's also part like all
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: we're so hot, should.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: We make out?
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: It's like combining the boat. They're not really trying to
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: slep it on the bottom. They really want to sleep
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: on the nice part at the top and see the
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: waves from the ocean side.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: But like they it's just.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm like, I'm thinking about auditioning for the next season, Heather.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: I'm just you know, keeping my options open. So after
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: we see all of that, we find out that the
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: next thing is a challenge.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: It's a sink or swim.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: The top side ladies jump into the ocean where they
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: are waiting with life preservers right, and then all of
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: the men will.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Race to rescue them.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: If the downsider wins, the top side boy will have
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: to move down to the bottom deck, and then the
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: women will have to choose right, do they recouple or
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: will they follow their man to the downside.
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: I love this and this challenge. This is so funny
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: because it goes back to what we were just saying.
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: It's like some of them really just don't even like
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: these guys. They just don't want to give up their.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: Bed and Heather.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: We get all those side conversations too, where like people
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: have no shame, They're like absolutely not, no one likes
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: this guy.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: I'm darting for him.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: I'm a swim as fast or sweat swim as fast
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: as I can for her, and I'm going to rescue
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: her that we can kick her out and bring so
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: and so up.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean. There's just no shame.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: It's all strategy, which is just so funny. Except for
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: Andrew's strategy is Sophia. He has eyes for no one else.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: But uh, Sophia is not a top decker, so she's
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: not in the life preservers. So the only people in
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: the life Preservers the women are Enna, Lexi, Sha, Da
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: and Low. But all the men are jumping in and
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: swimming towards these four women. So only four guys will
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: will win.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: So we see it.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: We see all the guys racing towards these women, and
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: we end up with the Andrew and Enna, which is
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: a whole thing right there, right, we'll talk about that
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: in a second. Bo and Lexi, Corey and Sade shot
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: a Corey and shot a David and Low. Now we
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: have to talk about Andrew and Enna. What happens. I
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: just I just like wish that I could be there,
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: and a lot of the part of the show, I
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: felt like I was a part of the conversation, the
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: audacity of this man to say the things that he said.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: And even Enna, she's blown away, you know what I mean,
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: Like she doesn't have a whole lot of shame herself,
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: but she is like, did he really just say this
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: to me?
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: And she doesn't even stop there.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: She swims back to shore with everyone and says, this
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: is what this man says to me.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: He's going to kick me out and bring Sophia up.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: She doesn't even like him, but like, I need to
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: see I need him to stay so that I can stay.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: I'll just sleep on the floor exactly.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: So the choice, right is up to Enna. At the
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: end of this competition, does she go and follow Tim
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: who's now having to go below deck or does she
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: stay with Andrew. And Andrew is like, if you stay
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: with me, I'm sleeping on the floor. I only want
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: to be with Sophia, and and then he's basically telling her,
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: like you just said you keep me, I will be
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: kicking you off at some point and bringing Sophia up,
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: because she's the only one I care about, So Enna,
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: you would I don't know if I'm hearing this, and
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: I'm Enna, screw this guy. I'm gonna follow Tim, who
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: like doesn't talk.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: To me like that or doesn't talk to me at all.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: But Enna is really caught up in the fact that
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: Tim and Gia we're talking. It's like she just doesn't
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: want to give up being on the top deck, so
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: she stays with Andrew. And then Andrew apologizes like five
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: seconds later, but I mean the writing is on the wall.
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: He has basically said I only want Sophia. So now
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: all of these new couples, so David in Low, they
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: were already a couple. He's the only one who went
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: for his own girl in the life preserver and got her.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: But now David has a medical emergency after this swimming
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: competition and needs oxygen and he's down bad this guy,
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: and so Low is rubbing his.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: Back a nice supportive lover is supportive.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: And he's like, you know, this is what I really want,
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: like somebody who's going to support me. So they end
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: up having to take a boat off to shore to
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: go get him checked out medically, and they leave the competition,
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: and then Lexi chooses because Bo got to Lexi. So
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: Lexi chooses to go to the downside with James because
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: she just met James yesterday. They had this amazing date
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: and she's into it.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Listen, I'm calling it. I think that Lexi and James
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: make it all the way to the end. I just
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: do it is bold and listen. I know how to
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: show up and admit when I'm wrong if it happens.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: But I just think that Lexi and James make it
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: to the end. Are they going to live happily ever after?
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Probably not, But I do think that the two of
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: them make it to the end of the show together.
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: Interesting I'm going to say, I'm going to say David
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: and Logo far but I think that something is going
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: to happen too, because they're already setting them up and
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: all the other contestants are saying they're the strongest couple here.
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: They're the strongest couple here, which means inevitably they won't be.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: At some point, he's.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Going to He's going to get back to his comfort
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: zone and realize that he cannot play it safe.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: We already know.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: New people coming in. He is gonna be like a
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: kid in a candy store. Something's gonna flip, something's gonna
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: change for that one. I think Gia and Bo could
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: go pretty far, and they're kind of vibe together, and
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: I love that they that he will get to it
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: in a little bit, but he sits her down and
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: is extremely clear with her and is like, I only
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: have eyes for you. I want you to know so
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: that there's no like uncertain feelings that like I like you.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: I do think that Bo and Gia, out of all
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: of the all of the people on the boat, they
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: are the most realistic. I definitely think that they're great characters,
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Like, they're both attractive. She
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: for me, is like a brunette Jennifer Lawrence. I cannot nay.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Yes, I thought that too. I can't unsee it.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: Heather, I thought that too, and then I I don't
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: know how inappropriate this is for me to say that
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: girl's got a booty that is so cute, right, I
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: could not stop being jealous of it.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: Same same she is just aesthetically like her whole thing,
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: her hair, her face, her symmetrical thing. You know, she's gorgeous.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: They all are, but she is I think, feels like
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: the most naturally beautiful. But just given their conversations and
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: the way that they speak to each other, they're just
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: the most realistic to me. They have very realistic, normal conversations,
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: and it seems promising. I don't know, don't I don't
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: necessarily see the chemistry, but I just think that what
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: they are looking for seems the most promising.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: I like.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: And we obviously see that their strategy comes to life
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: that they had set earlier in the episode, but reverse
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: because Bo gets up there first. Lexi chooses to go
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: down with James, which means Bo gets to bring Gia
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: up to the top deck with him because of he,
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: you know, won this competition. And then we see Shada,
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: she you know, was with Keith and Corey is the
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: one who got to her first, so she chooses to
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: stay up top with Corey.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: You're not shocked by this. She is not a blow decker, uh,
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: A bottom sider, she's not. She's not a bottom side
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: she is.
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: Not, and she's also extremely beautiful. But I think what's
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: funny about this is we get the interview moment from
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: from Corey right away, who is like I was hoping
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: she wouldn't stay with me, like I don't want her here,
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: like I want to choose Leela.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: And bring her up.
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: So so Shaday, your days are numbered that top deck,
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: I think, honey, because because Correy is not into you.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: I mean having it he is. I think that's what
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: I love.
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: I love the most about this show is just that
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: there's no like uh kind of like back and forth.
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: People do not mince words in these interviews. They are
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: very blunt and very straightforward of I do not like you,
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: or I am going to manipulate this person to the
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: best of my ability. Like it's it's so funny and
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: so honest, and I just absolutely love it. So Enna
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: chooses to stay up with Andrew like we said, because
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: she's not a downsider.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: She's not a downsider either. That did not shock me.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: Tim says in his interview, He's not even bummed, he goes,
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: if it were me in that situation, I'd have done
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: the same thing. So like him and Enna are not
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: like by any means. And like we said, Andrew apologizes
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: right away to Enna for the comments, and then after
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: the challenge, Andrew tells everyone that he only cares about
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: Sophia again, only eyes for Sophia, and Sophia decides she
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: is going to use the fact that Andrew has a
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: crush on her to her advantage to get to the
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: top deck.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Here we go again with another contestant on the show,
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: not messing around, and and just the whole piece of
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: the side stuff that is going on on the show
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: every single moment.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: I am here for it. I was watching it. I
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: love it.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: The whole game side of it is like, it's truly magical.
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: We have our happy hour again this episode, which is
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: when we see Bo and Gia. They go and have
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: their little romantic moment and he says he's only got
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: eyes for her and he wants her to be reassured
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: about his feelings, which feels really genuine and sweet and cute,
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: and I liked that moment. And then Andrew and Sophia
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: they chat and an Andrew says, you know, he wants
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: to take Sophia on a date, and this is where
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: she kind of really is like leaning in and working
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: her plan and says like, oh, Andrew, you're kind of
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: my type, you know, and then saying an interview literally
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: the opposite, just saying like that she does not like
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: this guy, and you know, and she's like winking to
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: the camera when she's saying things that are cheeky.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: I give it to these people for being able to
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: do this, Heather, because I could not do it being
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: a woman who dated twenty five other guys at the
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: same time. I could not differentiate, I could not fake it.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: It was incredibly hard for me. It made me feel gross.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: And maybe it's because the scenario is different. This is,
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: you know, somewhat of a game show, like you're trying
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: to stay on and that wasn't the competitive piece when
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: I was on television. But I just give it to
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: them the way they're doing it flawlessly without a second thought.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: They don't give it a second thought.
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: And this is what I like about this very overt
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: gameplay element that we're seeing in this show, is that
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: if anybody's watched Love Island, anybody knows that the gameplay
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: and to stay in the villa is something that happens, right,
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: because they're constantly recoupling, and you never know if that
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: recoupling means the one person that's left single is going
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: to be able to stay in the villa or if
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: they get the boot at that exact moment. Like Love
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: Island is always keeping you on your toes like that,
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: because that's just how that show is. But they never
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: really overtly talk about like, oh, hey, I'm just you know,
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: staying here to like, you know, I'm just flirting with
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: him so that the next recoupling, you know what I mean.
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: They don't overtly say that, and I kind of just
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: like love that they're saying it on this show, because
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: that is what happens on these shows. People just don't
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: want to leave. They don't want to leave the show,
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: and they don't want to lose. David and Low return
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: from his medical drama, and David wants to tell Low much,
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: you know, he really appreciated this her caring for him,
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: and he actually starts crying while he is saying this
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: to her. Did you think that those tears were real
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: or did you think that that was a little put on?
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: I thought I was a little put on and I'm
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: trying to be the nicest person possible. But it is
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: almost like we're getting two sides of him, you know
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: what I mean. We see the person he is with
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: low and I imagine there's probably genuine connection and attraction.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: But then we get the other side when he's just
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: in his personal interviews, and we get in that almost
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: feels like the real version of him. So yeah, when
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: he's having this conversation, it's almost like he's got two personalities,
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: Like he likes her, he feels very.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: Touched by it.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: But the whole extra piece of turning on the tears
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: felt a little gross to me. It just didn't feel
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: it felt disingenuine.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: Did it feel like he knew he wanted to get
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: some that night, because fast forward to that night, we
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: know that they get it on.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: Like that's what I felt like.
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: I felt like it was like, I'm gonna show that
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: I'm a sensitive man, and then when we're in bed tonight,
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna get some.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: I have so many thoughts about this because they all
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: have to know that there's cameras everywhere, right Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: Some of them are a hard pass, like you can
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: see them we're not going to do this after we
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: get off the boat, but not on the boat. And
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: he has no shame. He's like, I'm gonna lay it
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: on this girl thick tonight and we're gonna get down.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: And my part of me wonders, was he also trying
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: to do that to see if the physical chemistry was there,
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: because he is so used to this other physical appearance
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: in women, So part of me is trying to like,
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: he's also trying to figure out if the physical chemistry
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: is there between the two of them.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, for sure.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: This is definitely not a guy who commits to a
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: serious relationship.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: Without test driving the car prior to test driving the car.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: Sure for sure.
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: Right, we also see Corey and Leela. They you know,
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: Corey is now at the top deck, Leela's you know,
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: below deck, and you know he's expressing, you know that
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: they're they're interested in each other. But Leila is saying
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: like she will not be a second choice, So AKA,
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: don't mess around with somebody up here and then expect
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: to get me up here. And we become a thing
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: like you better like work your magic to get me
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: up here asap. And then this was the little bit
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: of a curveball, we see Tim and Gia. Tim pulls
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: Gia for a chat because now Gia's up top, Tim
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: is down and so he's you know, he's got to
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: work his magic. He's not gonna work Enna again because
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: Enna's the one who sent him down there. So he
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: pulls Gia and you know, we just saw Gia and
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: Bo have this really beautiful kind of connection that they're
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: interested in each other. And Tim is basically like, YO,
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: shoot it straight with me. Are you interested in me?
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: Because I don't want to waste my time, AKA, I
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: will go talk to somebody else if you're not that
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: interested in me, and she reassures him that she's open
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: to both him and Bo.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go back to what I said that
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: I believe now that Tim is in the picture, these
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: are the only three people with a genuine connection. That's
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: what I feel.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think Lexi and James whatever, but I
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: believe that the connection between.
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: Tim, Gia, Gia Bo.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: This at this point feels like the only true connection.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: I believe that they are being honest, the three of them,
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: the little situation that they're in. I believe that Gia
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: really likes Tim, and I believe that she also really
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: likes bo I believe that that is a genuine connection.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: Interesting. Interesting, Okay. So then we see after the Happy Hour,
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: Gabby gives her reward to Sophia for being the sneakiest
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: because Sophie it is being very over with Andrew that
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: she's interested when we know he's not. And then that's
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: when we also get to see the camera footage of
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: David and Low getting it on and I will not repeat.
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: Also what's captioned on the screen about what they talk
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: about after, but it is not PG. And the next
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: day again starts like similar episode. Topsiders are having their breakfast,
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: Sophia comes up and says, you know, she gets to
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: go on a date with somebody she chooses. She chooses Andrew,
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: and then they go have an extremely awkward tant trick
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: yoga date off shore.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: I couldn't.
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: First of all, I've never done tantrick yoga, neither of I. Okay,
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: I can't believe that tantrick yoga is somebody just saying balls, ejaculation, vagina,
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: breathe from your vagina, over and over and over again.
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: That had to have been some weird editing that they
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: were doing, like every other out of her mouth was
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: vagina balls penis.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: I actually think it's kind of like that.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: Like I actually think it's maybe not to that extreme,
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: but I do actually think it is very much like
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: get centered within your inner core of your vaginal cavity.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: Like I actually think it's really like that. I think
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: they over sexualized it, for sure.
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: He was saying, breathe through your vagina, which she.
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: Also told her to breathe through her nipples.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: I remember, But then I got sidetracked because because Andrew
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: is very concerned that he's in his swim trunks and
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: he's afraid someone's gonna see his dinosaur walking around that
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: That's where everything went off the rails for me in
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: that date, because she asks him to spread his legs,
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: to which he does, but he is very concerned with
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: the fact that he showed up to this date in
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: his swim trunks, and he clearly maybe there's no.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: Mesh net in those shorts.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: I'm unsure I'll they make them these days, Heather, but
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: he's very concerned that he might be walking the dinosaur
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: during the day.
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: Please tell me you notice what they did to him
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: and the scene after their date when they're like debriefing
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: sitting on that little wall.
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: It was very quick. If you didn't see it, I
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: didn't see it.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: They're sitting across from each other being like, whoa, that
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: was such a weird date, like weird, weird, weird. They
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: pan out and he's sitting there in his shorts and
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: they pixelated. I didn't see it. That plated his penis
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: as if it was hanging out of his shorts in
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: that moment, which just was so funny. It was a
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: blank and you miss it moment. It was very fast,
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: but it was so funny. Guys, this show is hilarious.
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: Like that's what I love too, is not only when
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: they make the concept cheeky, but when they make fun
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: of the contestants on the show. I absolutely adore it.
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: So they then have this weird thing where at the
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: end of the date, Andrew leans in like for a
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: very awkward kiss, and she, like Sophia like grabs his
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: face after he's already made contact and like turns it away.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: And when did he say, I'm not a mind reader,
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: but I think that was good or something like he
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: thought it was good.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, Andrew missed the mark from the second
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: he stepped foot on the yacht. He missed the mark.
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: It is sometimes really fascinating to see someone miss so
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: be so unaware and miss all of the signs. She
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: does not.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: Look attracted to him at all, like some of the
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: other contestants. Play it really well, play it really well.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: She does not look into it, not in the slightest bit.
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: And that kiss. You hear Gabby's voiceover when she says
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: that that is the most awkward kiss of all time,
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: Like it truly was.
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: I mean it was.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: They should have just screeched, halt on everything. His face
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: was turned and the fact that he walks away and he.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: Was like it was amazing. It was amazing.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: We're in love, we're gonna get married, and we're gonna
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: have seventeen children. But he's very clueless.
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: It was so strange.
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: But back on the yacht, Enna is having an absolute
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: meltdown because she already knows how this goes, Like she
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: knows that she's walking the plank tonight.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: And these girls I think it's so funny.
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: And she's like she's like losing it right, Like she
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: it's not that she's into Andrew. She just doesn't want
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: to go home, and like I wanted to be like Nna, babe,
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: why didn't you just follow Tim below deck like you
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: want to be in this situation?
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: This is the point in the show Heather where I
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: got hooked from this point where Menna.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: I mean, I was.
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: Really five minutes in on this thing. This is just
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: so funny.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: I was enjoying myself, but I wasn't so sure I
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: was enjoying myself at this point when Enna spark starts
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: to spiral out of control, the way that she starts
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: planning from this moment, how she's going to figure everything out.
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: It is like life or death, save or be saved?
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: How are we going to do this?
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: The way that she starts to spiral out of control,
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: and how she's going to save herself in this moment.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: I clung to every single word from this moment.
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: So she starts to tell everybody that's still up top
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: or that she can speak to that like Sophia, who
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: was her homie up until this whole situation, Like right,
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: we saw her in Sophia earlier in the episode. Just like.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: Each other.
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: She is like my my other half, like they're very close.
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: Everything moves very fast on this boat your besties or
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: you're in love. And so she's really liking her. And
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: now Enna is like this, her blood stabbed me in
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: the back. This chick is like, she is being conniving.
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: Da da da da she So she's telling everybody on
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: the yacht. Sofia doesn't like.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: This guy, I'm going home.
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: This is insane, like and she's just really starting to
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: tell everybody. So Sophia is feeling really confident that Andrew
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: is going to choose her based on their little date
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: and everything that she's told him. And so they walk
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: the plank, both of them. And Enna says she's been
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: honest with Andrew and tells him that Sophia is a
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: master manipulator.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: This does it for me.
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: She is not interested in him at all. And she
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: says that Sophia is going to turn him into a
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: joke and he is not a joke.
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: She says, you and you are not a joke. The way,
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: just the whole thing.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: These two women are hanging off the ledge of a yacht,
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: however many feet up, and the way she goes at
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: it in that moment, it is not cute. They are
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: not like, please, I love you.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: Pick me. We're gonna live happily. Ever, after a run
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: into the sunset.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: It is not that this woman goes for blood in
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: this moment and tears Sophia down, and you can when
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: they pan the camera to Sophia, she is blindsided, like
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: she's like, oh, absolutely not me, not me, you know,
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. She doesn't know what to say, and
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: Enna doesn't stop her whole in that moment as she's
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: over the ledge of this yacht when she throws Sophia
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: under the bus and looks this man dead in the
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: face and is like, it doesn't have to be me, bro,
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: But it's not her.
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: Don't do it exactly.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: She's not being like, let's let's be in a relationship.
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: She's just being like, don't choose this chick because she
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: doesn't like you at all.
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: She's playing you like a fiddle.
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: Sophia goes but I do like him, and everybody watching
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: goes girl be so for real, which only backs up
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: Enna Moore that like, everybody knows it, bro, but you
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: Andrew nobody, you know what I mean. But what happens
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: is then the episode ends and we don't know who
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: goes overboard. So I mean, for a first two episodes,
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: if you're looking after listening to this, guys, I don't know,
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: but this is hilarious. And Deanna's already jumped ahead and
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: watched more episodes.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: But I didn't stop, Heather. I couldn't stop. Once I
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: got in. You were like, hey, we're going to give
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: it a go, and I was like, yeah, sure, I'll.
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: Give it a shot.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: I couldn't stop. I had to see what was happening.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: I had to know who went home. I had to
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: know what happened next. I just I couldn't stop. I
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: I literally had to turn my TV off. I had
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: to stop myself, and that rarely happens for this woman.
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: I hardly ever do that with television show, especially reality TV.
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: It gives me so much hope and so, I mean,
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: this was a great first two episodes for me. I'm
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: so excited that we're going to continue to recap this
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: season and hopefully you guys watch it this weekend and
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: you know, follow along with us as we bring you
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: these episodes. Because all the episodes of the show are
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: already out and most people binge, we will be bringing
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: you these recaps really really quickly.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: All right, Heather, you have not seen the next episode,
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: who do you think he chooses.
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: I think he's reluctantly going to choose Enna.
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: Why Why?
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: Because I think Andrew is here the comments and hearing
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: the reactions from everybody else on board. That is then
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: going to make him have to rethink that weird kiss
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: that they had. And I think that he is probably.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: I don't think he's an egomaniac, and he loves to
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: talk about himself, and I think the last thing he
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: will want to do is to look stupid, and so
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: I think he will reluctantly choose Enna based on what
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: she said. And I hope that somebody else hot shows
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: up because he doesn't have eyes for Enna, which is
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: crazy because Enna is gorgeous.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: I'm like busting at the scenes here. I'm so glad
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: that you said that. I was so hoping you were going.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: To say he's pretty, but he's not stupid. I am
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: just like I'm hoping. I'm hoping for the same for him,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. I need to see more
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: of him, and I need to see Enna, like I
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: can't have her go home yet.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: I'm not ready. I'm not ready to let her go.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: This is the thing. I love you, Enna, and I
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: knew you were a star, and I just don't think
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: you go home. Episode two two of A show, Sophia.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: We've had less camera time until this episode, which makes
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: me think that also she goes home.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's our star.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: I need to see Enna and Tim and that whole
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: thing kind of like play out, because I have a
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: feeling that Enna is probably going to go back to
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: Tim because I don't really think she's interested in anyone else.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: This is what I'm thinking.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: I'm so excited. Yeah, amazing.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: Well, Deanna, thanks for going overboard with me on our
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: new favorite show, and I can't wait. We'll be back
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: with more episodes.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: Thanks Heather, Bye bye.
• 1:01:39
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