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From Harvard to The Garden | Son of a Boy Dad #400 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 2: Already.
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  Speaker 5: Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Today it is May eleventh, It is one at twenty pm.
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  Speaker 5: We're here live from HQ three. Welcome back.
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  Speaker 1: Let me start you guys with the hypothetical drop it.
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  Speaker 1: Who do you think would win in the soccer game,
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  Speaker 1: the worst nation that qualifies for the World Cup or
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  Speaker 1: the best Uber eats drivers in New York.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, the worst nation? Probably the worst nation.
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  Speaker 1: Really, I think I think it'd be really close to
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  Speaker 1: be damn close and talented uber eats bicyclists in the
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  Speaker 1: city they are. There's a there's a game that they
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  Speaker 1: always have in the morning in Chinatown and it looks
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  Speaker 1: fucking sick.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what do they call it? Two taps to?
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  Speaker 1: Is what that to?
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  Speaker 2: What is it? One touch or two touch? What is it?
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  Speaker 5: That's the one where you like you dribble it twice
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  Speaker 5: and pass it back.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, very big in the soccer community, the food bowl.
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  Speaker 2: It's just a drill.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's a little game that people play, you know
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  Speaker 5: when they're sending circle.
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  Speaker 2: Like people, oh kind of keep away ish, Nope, not
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  Speaker 2: even close. I'm trying.
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  Speaker 5: I'm trying, and I won't anymore, not even in the.
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  Speaker 1: Oh like oh like when my Barcelona will stand in
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  Speaker 1: a circle and do this and like yeah, but.
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  Speaker 5: Typically they're not passing it. They're like juggling it.
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  Speaker 2: So this is a drill. By the way, anything that
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  Speaker 2: has cones is going to be a dress. This is
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  Speaker 2: definitely a drill. But I was more so thinking just guys,
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  Speaker 2: just you know, like Haki Sack.
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  Speaker 1: Hacky Sack is also having a massive moment.
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  Speaker 2: A you're talking about juggling.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, like this like what they're doing right here, that's
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  Speaker 5: just juggling. But it's a game. You touch it twice
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  Speaker 5: and then you pass it back and forth, one touch
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  Speaker 5: juggling or it's two touch juggling. Yeah, fair enough.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever. You got some wax in those ears this morning?
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  Speaker 2: I don't brother enough. I just don't care.
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  Speaker 1: I think if you add in the door dash drivers,
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  Speaker 1: they definitely have.
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  Speaker 2: Now we're talking.
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  Speaker 5: Now, we're talking World Takeover episode.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: We have guests on next week because we're all going
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  Speaker 1: to be away next week. So Tuesday and Thursday of
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  Speaker 1: next week we have guests episodes. Yes, banked, but had
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  Speaker 1: to record today because the president has been killed.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I wore black, oh man, imagine.
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  Speaker 1: Because Chud the Builder is dead. We had to record
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  Speaker 1: because Chudd the Builder has been shot dead in the streets.
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  Speaker 1: The Builder the worst human, if the lowest vibration human
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  Speaker 1: going right now.
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  Speaker 2: Never heard of him? New new internet guy.
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  Speaker 1: He's a new Internet guy.
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  Speaker 5: Oh I've seen this guy.
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  Speaker 1: He literally goes around Uh yeah, he's just like racist
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  Speaker 1: Memphis and is just the or no not even Memphis, Nashville,
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  Speaker 1: and it's just publicly racist, calls it black people to
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  Speaker 1: N word to their face, and it's just counting his
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  Speaker 1: days in this mortal coil.
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  Speaker 2: That's tough.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's uh he's making millions.
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  Speaker 2: This is the world.
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  Speaker 1: Now he's made generally generational wealth.
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  Speaker 2: It's time to adapt.
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  Speaker 1: He owns Walmart. No, yeah, you got.
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  Speaker 5: To get the backpack going, Francis. You got to start
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  Speaker 5: getting real racist. Yeah me, Yeah, why because that's your
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  Speaker 5: You're gonna be the you're the face.
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  Speaker 1: Why you could take a fight. You've been training for
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  Speaker 1: war and you didn't know it was a race war.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, you had no idea what you were signing
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  Speaker 2: up for.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't we need We're going to go to China
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  Speaker 1: and do it.
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  Speaker 2: All this time. I thought I was preparing to defend
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  Speaker 2: my children somehow.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, No, didn't the dude vitally do this in Uh
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  Speaker 1: he did it in like Thailand, And I don't even
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  Speaker 1: think he was racist, but he was just going around
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  Speaker 1: being disrespectful and they beat the ship out of him
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  Speaker 1: and put him in jail.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. No, he's definitely racist.
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  Speaker 5: He's got like videos where he's wearing like the swastika
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  Speaker 5: armband and.
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  Speaker 1: Ship yeah or yeah, yeah, Okay, I guess that's racist. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I guess that passes. Yeah, he's like the original. But
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  Speaker 1: my point is that other countries aren't even tolerating it at.
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  Speaker 5: The level we are now definitely not.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, it's actually free speech that I'm just allowed
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  Speaker 1: to be racist people's faces.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, hm hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Francis, you uh played an arena this weekend. Let's not
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  Speaker 1: bury the league.
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  Speaker 2: You're too interested in.
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  Speaker 5: Chud and jud Judd the racist the builder?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Was it? This?
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  Speaker 1: Was it the best professional moment of your career? Because
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  Speaker 1: from the outside looking in, it fucking looked like it.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it was by the way, it was all
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  Speaker 2: of those new common projects you got those are clean, They're.
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  Speaker 1: Clean, They're old? Are there a year old? But somehow
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  Speaker 1: they're clean?
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  Speaker 2: CP?
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  Speaker 1: Are they? I always loved CP?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: How was it? It was awesome?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was really cool. It was It was uh,
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  Speaker 2: you know, someone asked me afterwards, they were like, is
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  Speaker 2: this one of those things that you built up in
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  Speaker 2: your mind? Then after it was over, you were disappointed
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  Speaker 2: or what? And I go, I said, no, you know what,
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  Speaker 2: to be honest with you, I'm almost like disappointed in
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  Speaker 2: how can tent I felt afterwards?
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  Speaker 1: You just fell into his zen Like I.
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  Speaker 2: Was so satisfied and so pleased by the experience that
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  Speaker 2: I felt truly ready to like stop doing stand up forever.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was like, that was the That was
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  Speaker 2: everything I wanted it to be and more. And I
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  Speaker 2: have reached the mountaintop on the shoulders of a giant
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  Speaker 2: in Shane. He brought me there thanks, you know, to
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  Speaker 2: his work and success, and I have seen the summit,
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  Speaker 2: and uh, I don't need to go back up there again.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that I ever need. I certainly, let's
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  Speaker 2: put it this way. Being an opener for someone else's
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  Speaker 2: arena show at the TD Garden in Boston to me
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  Speaker 2: is like if I had wondered about what the top
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  Speaker 2: of Everest might look like and I got there in
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  Speaker 2: a helicopter.
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  Speaker 1: No, I think it's like I think it's like winning
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  Speaker 1: a championship on a team where you're not the one
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  Speaker 1: who scoring thirty points a game, but you're you're like
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  Speaker 1: one of the starters.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, ten rebounds. I don't think so, because you know
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  Speaker 2: that's all. That's a lot of credit. Like I didn't
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  Speaker 2: do anything to get Shane into the TV Garden at.
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  Speaker 5: All now, but you still got to the point where
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  Speaker 5: you could perform in the TD Garden.
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  Speaker 1: That picture is insane.
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  Speaker 2: I have so many like this. I mean, it was
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it was beyond belief.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like you cut your and yourself short. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: you're trying to You're trying to make it out like
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  Speaker 5: it's born on third. Think you hit it, Think you
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  Speaker 5: hit a triple thing. But I don't think it is.
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  Speaker 2: I think I don't think I hit a triple I
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  Speaker 2: think I was carried hunted everest by a Sherpa, the
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  Speaker 2: greatest spa who ever lived. Not once did I let go.
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  Speaker 5: But you you you did big. You didn't do arenas,
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  Speaker 5: but you had done big rooms before you were friends
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  Speaker 5: with Shane.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I'm not trying to My point in this is
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  Speaker 2: to say that I experienced every element of the arena, atmosphere,
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  Speaker 2: the top of the game. This is the top of
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  Speaker 2: the field of stand up comedy. There's nowhere I guess
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  Speaker 2: he's doing the link in July, eighty thousand people in
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  Speaker 2: a football stadium. All right, well it's.
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  Speaker 5: About eight times the size four times four.
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  Speaker 2: This is twenty Yeah. But aside from that, you know,
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  Speaker 2: nobody does fucking football stadiums. This is the top of
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  Speaker 2: the field. And I got off of stage and felt
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  Speaker 2: so satisfied, and not one time did I ever have
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  Speaker 2: I felt since boy, I really would like to achieve
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  Speaker 2: that as my as a headliner myself, you.
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  Speaker 5: Might be just cool. I think you're coming down still, No,
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  Speaker 5: you're still cool.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to me. It's important. First of all, I'm humble
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  Speaker 2: enough to know that's not in the cards for me.
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  Speaker 2: I would never get there myself, right to sell twenty thousand,
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  Speaker 2: let alone sixty thousand that he sold across three nights,
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  Speaker 2: I'm never gonn to get there, but I really fundamentally
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  Speaker 2: don't need to. I got the taste, I breathed the
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  Speaker 2: thin air, I felt the wisp of snow at the
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  Speaker 2: top of Everest.
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  Speaker 1: You saw the dead climbers along the way.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, files of track, planted my fucking flag, got the picture,
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  Speaker 2: and then I walked down, and uh, it was the
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  Speaker 2: thrill of my life. It really was. My parents came,
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  Speaker 2: my closest friends came. I had a whole bunch of
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  Speaker 2: people there.
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  Speaker 1: Did you invite any enemies? I would definitely help them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you got tot.
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  Speaker 1: I welcome feather Off. No Decker feather Off.
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  Speaker 2: I liked Andrew Decker feather Off. I like a seat.
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  Speaker 1: Decker feather Off, have a seat. Main lobsterman who beat
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  Speaker 1: me up in the road. Look at me now, bitch.
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  Speaker 2: Reach out to an enemy and be like, hey, I'm
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  Speaker 2: playing the Garden. Let me know if you want tickets,
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  Speaker 2: And they're like, oh man, that'd be awesome. I didn't
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  Speaker 2: think we liked each other. And I'm like, here, here's
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  Speaker 2: the lenk. Yeah, game Time. I had a good deal
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  Speaker 2: with game Time. Use code boy dad twenty five dollars. No,
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  Speaker 2: it was. It was the coolest thing ever. I don't
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  Speaker 2: even know like where to begin. I'm still kind of
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  Speaker 2: in awe of the experience, and you know, coming down.
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  Speaker 5: He's coming down still, well, what do you mean off
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  Speaker 5: of it?
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  Speaker 1: Like it's a high, You're still like, Hi, literally.
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  Speaker 2: I'm done. I feel like you I'm done. First of all,
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  Speaker 2: it was the last show on my Winter Spring tour. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and so now I'm truly like done touring until September.
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  Speaker 2: It's a good way to go out, and I might
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  Speaker 2: not go.
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  Speaker 1: Back out there, go out on top, win the championship.
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  Speaker 2: Lway, what else am I supposed to do?
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  Speaker 5: I feel like you just can't be the same person
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  Speaker 5: you were before you went on stage at the Garden.
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  Speaker 5: You're right about I feel like you get off and
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  Speaker 5: You're like, Okay, so now I'm someone that talks to
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  Speaker 5: twenty thousand people at once, and I'm like, a, you're
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  Speaker 5: up there with like dictators.
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  Speaker 2: Now I said that, I was like, I felt like
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  Speaker 2: a televent. I feel like Joel Austin.
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  Speaker 5: There's like a handful of people who have spoken in
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  Speaker 5: front of that many people at once.
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  Speaker 2: Correct, And and the light is so bright on you
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  Speaker 2: and it's dark. This is an overexposed photo, but it's
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  Speaker 2: so dark outside of the ring of the small stage
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  Speaker 2: in the center. You really there's some real like God like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you're flirting a little with God's syndrome there.
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  Speaker 5: I will say, I don't want to uh, you know,
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to glaze too hard, but I will say,
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  Speaker 5: like you can definitely like watching the roast last night
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  Speaker 5: and maybe I maybe this is just me just looking
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  Speaker 5: in too much into it, but like, did it not
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  Speaker 5: seem like Shane's like noticeably more comfortable in front of
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  Speaker 5: those like big crowds from doing all these arenas.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely, and he ran his roast jokes all three nights
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  Speaker 2: at the Garden yeah. Yeah. And the fact that he
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  Speaker 2: treats the TD Garden yeah as a workshop.
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  Speaker 1: Well he can't get to the clubs. You gotta hit
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  Speaker 1: it well you can.
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  Speaker 2: He pulled out his papers. Everyone was cool. He's just
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  Speaker 2: like workshop been up there, that's how comfortable he is.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. The contrast for the first show on Thursday,
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  Speaker 2: I did not sleep one single minute the night before. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I drove from New York to Boston, which took all
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  Speaker 2: of five hours with traffic. My eyes were so bloodshot
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  Speaker 2: when I arrived in Boston and couldn't take a nap.
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  Speaker 2: Was so jacked up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he probably got the best sleep of his life.
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  Speaker 1: They probably had to wake him up five minutes before
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  Speaker 1: the set, like when Christian Bale would fall asleep on
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  Speaker 1: the set of The Dark Night because he was just
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  Speaker 1: so comfortable before scenes.
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  Speaker 2: Jane, they're waiting for you. Oh fuck all right, Oh
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  Speaker 2: my man, dude. That's another thing. His entrance song when
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  Speaker 2: it's time for him to come on and that montage plays. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I saw it twice from the I was in the tunnel. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I was so electrified by that and I just like
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  Speaker 2: couldn't contain myself. No, No, it's truly like it. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: it was the coolest shit I've ever fucking seen. It
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  Speaker 2: got me so jacked up. And then you know, on
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  Speaker 2: Thursday before the show, I was I was truly just
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  Speaker 2: like having to remind myself to swallow. Yeah, And I
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  Speaker 2: was so afraid that I was going to get on
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  Speaker 2: stage and just have an absolute mind blank. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you told me, you said that you were you were
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  Speaker 2: going to throw up on some I thought I was
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  Speaker 2: going to throw up on stage.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there was exactly what I would have been thinking.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I was so fucking terrified. And then on the
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  Speaker 2: drive in, I had this idea for a joke. I
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  Speaker 2: wanted to start with Roan, You'll appreciate this, And I
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  Speaker 2: was worried about it because I'd never told it before.
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  Speaker 2: It was kind of like an ad lib thing. So
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  Speaker 2: I call my one, my true, trusted, closest comedian friend,
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  Speaker 2: closest comedian friend who you know, when has he's called me,
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  Speaker 2: I have picked up immediately. In fact, the last time
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  Speaker 2: we had a comedy conversation, I actually looked at how
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: much time we spent talking about it. For his issue,
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  Speaker 2: it was forty six minutes on the phone. Forty six yeah,
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  Speaker 2: six minutes time, long time on the phone. And uh
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  Speaker 2: So I called this guy and I was like, I
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  Speaker 2: really just you know, needed three minutes to run this
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  Speaker 2: joke and be like, do you think that's gonna fly? Like?
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  Speaker 2: What do you think I should do that? In front
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  Speaker 2: twenty thousand people? You had him brick wall?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Green Monster ran right into him. No, just
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  Speaker 2: an absolute brick fucking wall. No, no text back. Usually
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  Speaker 2: I'll get a text back being like, hey man, I'm uh,
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  Speaker 2: I'm I'm you know, sitting up. What's what's going on?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm breathing right now.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, dude, I gotta tie my shoes in a few minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Wait does this shower today?
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  Speaker 1: I can't talk right now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm thinking about something if you'll give me like
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  Speaker 2: a few days.
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  Speaker 1: Not even that, not that.
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  Speaker 5: When connect we were able to connect down the road
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  Speaker 5: though luckily.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah after the shows when after I the joke bombed
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  Speaker 2: because I did it. Joke the joke was. I went
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  Speaker 2: up and I said, and you got to kind of
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  Speaker 2: let me finish it because you'll see why I said
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  Speaker 2: what I said. Okay, but I went up and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, you know, nice to see you Wall. Thanks
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  Speaker 2: to everyone up in the top top rows up there
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  Speaker 2: in the back. It wasn't too long ago. That I
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  Speaker 2: was a lowly lacrosse player at Harvard just down the road.
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  Speaker 2: Booze booing, yeah, booing, what like a lot of booze,
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  Speaker 2: Not like, uh, he's he's just being a you know,
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: fucking self aware douchebag. Like we didn't know that and
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: we didn't need to, and now we read so why
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: would you have said that? Ten seconds in? Why would
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: you have said that? And I was like, oh, and
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: I go uh. I was a lowly Harvard lacrosse player
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: and the Celtics were playing Game seven against the Atlanta Hawks.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: I think it was the Eastern Conference semis and my buddy,
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: my best friend and I decided to scrounge up the
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: last of our cocaine money and buy tickets to go
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: to the game. And we sat up there and our
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: noses bled for a different reason. But the Celtics beat
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: the Hawks in Game seven. So I'm one of you.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: I understand the joke was meant to be, like, you know,
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: I'm a douchebag. I'm paying for Celtics tickets with cocaine money.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: You know, I understand your plight, working class blue collar
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: people in the nosebleed seats, nosebleed joke.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: That should be good.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Those bleed joke did all right. It came around in
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: the end. But but dude, the Harvard mentioned was a
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: huge mistake. One of those things that I'm sure Boston's
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: own Duxbury zone we call her representative. Harry Settle. We
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: had a long conversation. I think you can get there
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: without that. So I was like, I know Shane's audience,
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: they're not into that kind of a thing. I wouldn't
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: do it. That's a big risk.
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: When we talked about this, I was like, dude, look
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: like I would have definitely like helped you out. I
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: was like, no, part of me would have been like, yeah,
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: drop the Harvard part. They're gonna boo, you start raining
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: down booms.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, it was. It was touch and go there
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: for a minute.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Harry didn't answer because he was in the nosebleeds booing.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: He was filming it off fucking Matt in Shane's read it.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Believe this.
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: But yeah, you said, uh, talk more about the beginning
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: because you got you had to go out cold.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I went out cold. You're the first person.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: To go out And the first words they heard was
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Harvard lacrosse.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Yes, and they booed it.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: The first words out of their mouth was boo.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. A lot of people.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: God.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: In fact, I could actually see people who were being
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: ushered to their seats by the ushers who weren't paying attention,
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: and they heard that and they're like moving to their
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: chairs and they're like, I saw ushers booing. I saw
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: people with little flashlights.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Boo, Harbor. They're not supposed to boo.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Not the USh titled dicks.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: How'd you dig out from that? I guess it's not
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: that bad.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: I got into my jokes, thank god. The first five minutes,
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: and Shane had warned me about this, and I actually
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: called Soda on the way too, because he opened for
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Shane at the Madison Square Garden. It went first we
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: saw that show, Oh yeah, And I was like, I'm
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: going first. Do you have any tips? And he's like, look,
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: you just need to know that the first five minutes
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: are going to be tough. But it doesn't mean that
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: you're not doing well. It just means that people are
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: not seated. Yeah, and at some point people will be
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: seated by in a critical mass and you'll start doing well.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: But like, assume you're going to perform that first five
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: minutes for the front ten rows or something. Yeah, so
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: that's kind of what I did. I just moved forward,
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: kept the energy up, and then I have a joke
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: six or seven minutes in the like one of my
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: better jokes.
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: And did you do that on purpose? Like did you
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: change it at all? So it was like, I'm going
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: to have my best stuff in the like five minutes in.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: No, I couldn't. I couldn't. I couldn't do that. I
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: had run the fifteen minutes set like four times on Tuesday,
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: uh before I left. But I mean, I don't know.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: I just have time to like really rework a whole so.
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: Like weird to be like, I guess I'm gonna go
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: up and bomb for the first five and then try to.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: I also thought that if I did that, I risked
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: yeah ever coming over. Yeah Yeah, if I started week
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: they anyone who was listening wouldn't have bought in. Yeah,
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: And look, I mean I think that's probably true. You know,
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Blizz was there, and I don't think he'd mind me saying, like,
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: you know that video of him in.
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: Toronto where he was in Boston.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was in the with us, the video of
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: in Toronto bombing and getting booed en mass by the
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: entire arena and then stepping off the stage and being
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: like I'm just gonna leave, and then it's a cold
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: stage for like ten minutes. I think that, Uh, I
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: mean that video was burned. Yeah, yeah, of course. And
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: it was the specter of that failure that hung over
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: my head and caused so much anxiety because I wouldn't
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: have thought that was possible.
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: No, No, you think in your because I remember, like,
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: I'm the same, like I haven't even done it, and
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: it's still engraved in my head. Yeah. The sheer possibility
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: of that even.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Happen, that that is a possibility is what makes this
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: so terrible.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, is there other examples of people doing that, of
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: people going through that, because I've never seen that before.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: I think Tiffany Hattish bomb for an entire theater where
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: everyone started booing.
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: I think, like, the thing is like in your head,
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: you're always like, what's the worst it's gonna happen. I'm
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: gonna bomb, and then it's like, no, twenty thousand people
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: desire and clips of this side viral out. I'm not
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: selling another ticket for the rest of my life if
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: that happens to me. That is my credibility as a
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: stand up gone.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: So it's better to have like a bad sexual assault
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: claim against you.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: I'd rather your career. I've seen files. I had to
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: be like, you know, lobbing Molotov cocktails in the Goza
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: or something like your career kindergarten for your career than that. Yeah.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Whatever the point is though, that, like you know, I
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: that was the fear. Once I was getting laughs, I thought,
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: I know where this set goes. It builds. Yeah, now
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: that they're in, I'm gonna be fine, and then I
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: could enjoy it. What was crazy too, though, was that, Uh,
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: it's such an overwhelming sea of people and you're in
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: the round. I was just like spinning like a top.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Were you like? I was like walking in circles around
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: the state because I kept thinking, like, don't turn your
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: back to anyone. But you can't. Yeah, there's always going
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: to be somebody who can't see your face. Yeah, but
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: then they you know, they have the big cameras and
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: stuff like that.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: But on your back.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: Was it like hot as shit up there?
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Now? No, it was fine.
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: I would expect it to be like the temperature of
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: the sun.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: No, it was I would argue it might have been
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: even chilly, because the arena was kind of chilly. The
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: fucking enormity of it is something you cannot describe. It's
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: like you hear your voice echoing and and it's all
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: the way up in the top. It hits these and
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Shame made the point after when we went back on stage,
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: after they cleared the arena. He pointed to like one
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: small section below the skyboxes and he goes, that's a club.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: That's a club. That's a club, a full club, like
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: a like Action seventeen Rose ten to full on, like
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: restaurant bar. It's a full sold out Helium Philly right there.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, I see what you mean. I thought you meant
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: like it's an actual like.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Like this part we're looking right there. That's the best
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: weekend you've.
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: Ever Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that is crazy.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: The folding chairs in front of the If I showed
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: up to like, you know, Detroit fucking House of Comedy
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: or whatever, yeah, might I'd be thrilled.
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: You would be the biggest crowd you've ever seen, I
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: mean until now.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, it'd be It might be hard to get
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: this high.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Again, You might have to.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: Might you might be right, I think the tour is over.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Or it's heroin or it's like you're chasing the dragon.
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, or just like start doing like public speaking in
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: like Times Square.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: I mean it was it was like the coolest thing.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Ever, how'd you pick your outfits?
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: I made a mistake on the second one. You should
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: not wear white. And I don't know if you guys
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: have a picture of the second show, but the first
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: one I wore black suede jacket, black swede pants and
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: a white shirt underneath, which was fine because of the black.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: But the second one I wore sort of like a
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: khaki light over a white shirt, and I was washed
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: out on the camera. Yes, just you have to wear
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: dark clothing.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: First one, it was perfect though, dark Johnny Cash, Yeah.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Black, all black. I felt pretty cool, very cash.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: What did your parents say? Were they losing it?
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: So that was the coolest part, right, which was that
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: when my set ended and I had told Shane this
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: story and he was like, you should tell that on
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: stage if you think you can get through it emotionally.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: And I ended my set and I said if I may,
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: I was like, that's my time. Everyone was nice, they cheered,
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: and then I was like, if I May. When I
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: was a kid, I got very sick and I came
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: out of the hospital kind of destroyed, and my sense
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: of hope was destroyed. And my dad got us a
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: ten game package to the Celtics to revive my spirits,
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: and we came. We would come down to see Antoine
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Walker and Paul Pierce and Tony Batti and all these
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: guys by Tally Potapenko, and it was that Celtics team
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: that like restored my hope as a young boy. And
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: to be on the same floor as those Celtics with
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: my parents here tonight is more special than you'll ever know.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: And people started cheering, and I said, thank you Shane,
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: thanks Mom and dad, thank you Boston. Please welcome Bobby Kelly.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: And to be able to fucking Bobby was hilarious. He goes,
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Bobby comes up, he goes like, I didn't even tell
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: my mom I'm here this weekend. I'm from Boston. My
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: parents don't even fucking know I'm here.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: That's hilarious.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: And he was like afterwards, I was like, thanks for
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: letting me do that part at the end, and he
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, you gave me a good bit. Yeah,
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: but yeah, So to be able to thank my parents
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: hilarious at that place. Like again, I just feel compleat.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: I feel done. Yeah, it's pretty sick. I've reached the
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: end of the road.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Nah, it's just gotta get in there.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: I don't need to got to I'm done on the
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: fifty yard line. I'm happy. What else is there for
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: me to achieve, Gellette bro short of being that being
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: the guy, which again I don't think I ever will
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: and I don't need to. There's nothing higher. It's gotta
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: be tough being the guy.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Correct, he's just dicking around. He's fucking doing uh yeah, yeah, practicing.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: For Netflix after our Saturday show, after which I'm pretty
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: sure he was exhausted. Yeah, he got on a plane
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: straight from the show to go back to LA to
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: get ready for the roast the next day.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy, which is literally the next day that
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: it was Sunday?
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: Right, correct, Well, I guess when they're paying you billions,
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: it's worth it.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's talk about the roast really quick.
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, was great. I mean, I I thought it
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: was great. I enjoyed it a lot, me too. I
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: was howling laughing.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: I thought Chud the builder killed Chud was phenomenal Chudley.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: I only watched the I watched the first half this
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: morning at six thirty am. I thought it was good.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: I thought it was really good. Did you have a favorite?
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Did you have favorites? And yeah, I mean I thought
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Shane was the best by far. He was.
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: I thought he killed the whole like I thought the
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: whole night.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: He was hilarious, trying to play the next garden.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Trying to hit on that Lincoln so wearing the Eagles gear.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: You might think you're from Philly.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Can't let me have it? Four times?
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, TD Gardens School? But did you ever do the Lincoln.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: High ceiling?
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: I remember performing inside, performing in doors school. All the
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: sound is draped climate control. That's great. Oh you didn't
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: have a four jet fly.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: Safe actually carried me onto the stage.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: There was no national anthem before. Yeah.
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: No, I thought I thought chan was good. I thought
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: I thought that that Uh what was the guy's name?
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: A name?
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: I thought he was really funny.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: He was incredibly bold.
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I didn't really get the crazy the ending,
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: That's what I was gonna say. I didn't really get
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: the end of the peat thing too. What was with that?
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Was that him?
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: That was like they just turned to Pete Davidson and
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: was like I don't like you.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: That was crazy. He was like, no joke or anything.
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: Then he just moved on. I was like, Oh, I
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: was like, I wonder what happened there.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: It's funny if it's nothing.
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, but yeah he he fucking killed. He was funny.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: I mean really everyone, I thought everyone was funny.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: I thought Big Jay's stood out to me. Yeah, Big
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Jakes the most innovative. Yeah, I thought his where like
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: his jokes had so much nuance to him when he
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: was like I did a movie with Lizzo and I
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: got in trouble when she did a scene in her
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: stripper clothes and I started a slow class.
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah that was really funny.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Or like when he pretended that he pretended that
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Keith was dead, that was momorium. Yeah, that was so
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: subtle and so inside. Yeah, but that was fucking hilarious. Yeah.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: A lot of pieces like that that. I don't know that.
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: The ten thousand dollars thing is really funny too.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's assultingly low.
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to think of who else was who else
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: I thought was really funny.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: I thought Pete was really good. Yeah, Pete was really good.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: He was really pretty ruthless. Yeah, but that's great though.
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean really everyone was good. I I do
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: agree with what we were talking about the Dave thing
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: a little bit, Like I do agree. I don't really
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: think that the celebrities need to, like I get for
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: some people that might be like a big factor in it.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Like for say, the day.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Thing for people who don't know, was Dave was on
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Wake Up Barstool this morning.
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, talking about like drama on Green, like reading
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: the jokes off the teleprompter and then everyone being like
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: he killed And it's like like, well, I will say, like,
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: I mean, they all have writers, so that doesn't really matter,
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: Like they all have writers. But also it's like why
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: is Draymond Green telling jokes at a roast? Like why
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: is that happening?
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: That's probably because Netflix is like about to launch a
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: new show with him. Oh really, it would be my guess.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know his podcast on Netflix. I don't know.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Con Coward.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: I mean I guess like he was he was, Oh,
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: Jeff Ross was really funny.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Really really good. This list is long or is wrong?
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: I mean to say that AI ship bro Tony was funny.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: I thought that Draymond Green had one of the jokes
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: of the night actually where he said I haven't and
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: I never will bang. Uh, what's her name, Chelsea Handler?
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Chelsea Handler, I'm Draymond Green. I don't hit threes. Yeah,
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: but I don't know.
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: That's like an old joke that's been done, that's old
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: and told you didn't like it. I feel like that joke,
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: that joke is in every roast.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, fine, I mean I think it's fine, but I
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: think it is.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: I thought it was self deprecating from him. It was
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: so specific to him.
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: Look, I got nothing against Raymond Green. I thought like
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: he was good, he was funny. I just don't really
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: know why all the why they feel the need to
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: have the celebrities like I guess it's good for views,
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: but it's like, does anyone really want to see Tom
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: Brady roasting Kevin Hart?
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Is there anyone that's really at people? Do a lot
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: of people want Tom Brady there? Given that he did
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: the last one?
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: Look, I love Brady Brady. I'm a Patriots fan. I
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: love Brady.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Doesn't sound like you do.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: I don't think he is good on that kind of stuff,
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: Like I think it's just like insane.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: I think that there's like but I think there when
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: it goes great. One people like to see them laughing
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: at jokes. But two, like at the James Franco roast
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: and it was all his like famous friends doing it. Yeah,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: that was very funny. That made it funnier.
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: Who were his famous friends? Funny comedian?
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Funny comedian?
• 33:07
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  Speaker 2: Netflix has elevated the roasts. This is their second one. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just like it's like every time I watch it,
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I don't think it's gonna be funny, and
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  Speaker 5: then I'm like, this is actually really fucking funny.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: I was laughing out loud in the morning.
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, alone, And then I'm like the w like this
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: one wasn't as bad as the Brady one. Like the
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: Brady one was like you got Gronk, he got Edelman,
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: you got all these and it's like no one cares
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: what you got, Like you're not. That's the thing where
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: I get what Dave is saying. It's like it's like
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: they're doing all these jokes. And they're like all these digs,
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: but it's like they're not even your own jokes. So
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: it's like the digs are.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: And they're not delivering them. Right. Yeah, Look, the Serena
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: and Venus thing was not That didn't land for me,
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: yeah at all. Yeah, it was uncomfortable.
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: I just wish it was like they would lean like
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: if they're gonna go celebrities, you know, like get Chappelle,
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: get those people.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: But no disrespect, but like people aren't tuning in for
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: some of the comedians who are great roasters. Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: you're right, Netflix, like you need star power to have people.
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Brady probably brings in an extra twenty million views.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The Cat Williams part confused me. Why. First of all,
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know that I was aware that they had
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: been I don't think I was either.
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: I don't that I'll be honest. I also have not
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: seen the Cat Williams part.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: I was. I had to go back for the bush.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: Oh we were great, so whole thing. Kat Williams came
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: out as a surprise appearance.
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, right at the end, right, and they kind.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Of like kind of like end of the middle. Oh okay,
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: I would say and he came out and did a roast.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, this was so funny. He goes just
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: because Kevin Wait, don't, don't change it. Just because Kevin
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: went to Diddy parties does not mean he did something wrong.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: The fact that he gets uncomfortable when you bring it
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: up to him, that's what means he did something wrong.
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: That is funny because he did get uncomfortable every time
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: someone brought it up.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but I mean, look they Kat Williams came out.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: It was not He alluded to the beef. He like
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: talked about it a bunch and they and then roasted
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: him in a non like appreciative way, just roast kind of.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: And then when he finished, Kevin stood up and was like,
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: let's squash the beef right now. They shook hands. Everyone
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: went nuts. And then when Kevin Hart does his monologue
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: at the end, he's like, you guys all say I'm
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: not a good actor, Then how the fuck was I
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: able to make Kat Williams think I'd squashed the beef
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: with him earlier? Like I was acting I hate that motherfucker.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but I mean I think I don't know
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: it was just like I didn't I don't know I
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: wasn't moment.
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I kind of felt like Kevin Hart was like
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: the least natural person on like you you could tell
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: he was acting the whole time.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: He has to do that. Yeah, he has to make
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: the jokes that all those comics are saying okay by
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: being like, it's okay, we can laugh at this.
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: Who was the one that said they were like they
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: were like, what a better way to do than like
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: to pretend you're having fun on here all people make
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: fun of you or something. Someone made a joke about him,
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: like his fake laughing. Yeah, I forget who.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: I hate when people stand up while they're getting Yeah.
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, when Shane kept on going, thanks Kevin, you would
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: stand yeah.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Like Tony stood up. Just uh just takes me out
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: of it a.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: Little takes me out. I liked when Shane went. I
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: liked when Shane went he was like, Okay, this is
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: going all right? Yeah, Like I didn't think it was
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: gonna be as good as the brain We're okay.
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was great. That's where I met though. He
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: was killing Like everything he said was yeah. Yeah, I agreed,
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: Like he like the difference between him hosting the SP's
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: and hosting that was like night and day for me,
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: Like he seemed so comfortable.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Totally totally. Did you think that the Chelsea Handler set
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: was angry?
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, so the Chelsea Handler set, I actually thought
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: she was really funny. I did think that, like it's it.
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: It was a little like preachy and uh, like the
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: thing with the like when when you go the route
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: of like I'm gonna like she got on stage and
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: she said like she's making fun of Tony and Chane
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: being like you know, like you guys, well she called
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: them all statutory rapist, which I thought was weird, but
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: then she was like, uh she said like they helped
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: get Trump elected and all this stuff and was like
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: saying all this shit, and then like ten minutes later
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: down the set she got like so it's like, okay,
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: you're gonna do that. You're gonna go like the super
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: you know, politically correct, whatever you want to call it.
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: But then like the end of her set, she's telling
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: the story about like, uh, like Kevin Hart sending her
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: a private plane to fly from yeah, Spain to LA
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: to make a five minute appearance on Funny af And
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: it's like I don't know, like what, like you can't
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: have the moral high ground, like play that role and
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: then be like, yeah, I chartered a five hundred thousand
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: dollars playing to go do a five minute appearance on
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: a TV show. Like I feel like those are like
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: because it's like you're trying when you when you say
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: the thing about like like Tony and Chaine all this,
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: you're trying to get on that.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: You're saying like more than more black dudes who've been
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: killed in LA Yeah.
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like you're trying to get on the side of
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: the people of like we are the morally high ground people,
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: like we're we know what's best. But then you're going
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: and telling a story it's like you're not that person.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe like you're playing a part that you're not
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: just to play devil's advocate there. I think her side
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: that she was on was women. She was being like yeah, yeah,
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: stup there, and that was why she was like, I'm
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: not gonna telling it. I'm not going to waste my
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: time telling jokes about like the other women on this
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: dais or whatever. Yeah, but there and then her kind
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: of punchline of the like of the Kevin sending her
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: a plan.
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: I thought it was like tone deaf I.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Get it, but I think I think her point was
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: like I, as a woman, took advantage. Yeah, yeah, right,
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: I got I followed for me, it followed thematically. But
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: I do agree that I found it a little cause heavy.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: It just felt like twenty seventeen la humor.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: It felt cause heavy. But I didn't have some great jokes.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: She did. Yeah, she was very like I had some
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: great joke.
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: I thought she was very funny, like I was laughing
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: out loud her whole set. But I just thought it
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: was weird, like going with the moral high ground route
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: and all this stuff and then being like, also, I like,
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: I'm I am the elite of the elite. I'm as
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: elite as you can possibly get.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: The part that was conquerable for me means by myself, right.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: The part that was uncomfortable for me was when she
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: kept taking the mic from like off stage later and
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: like throwing in comments oh yeah yeah yeah. And I
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: was kind of like, is that part of it?
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: I couldn't tell if she was actually mad or not.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was me me neither. Yeah, I couldn't either anyway. Whatever,
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: We'll have to ask Shane.
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: At some point it seemed like she was it seemed
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: like there was some beef.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: That's what I like.
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: It seemed like because it seemed like Shane was mad
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: when he got back up on stage, and then Tony
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: obviously was mad, but Tony was getting it from everybody.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, was Tony mad? I don't think he was mad. No, no,
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: but I mean you know how those guys are.
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, everyone on that stage was probably livid the entire time.
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: No one on that stage is like takes jokes about themselves.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: Well no, no.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: No one period, no, no, what do you want to hear,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: like like black belt level jokes about you in front
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: of fucking millions of people.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: It's so funny when people are like, they're like, boy,
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: you know sometimes, like earlier in my career, people would
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: be like, I can't believe Francis is so sensitive. He's
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: so sensitive considering he's a stand up comedian. I'm like,
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: have you ever met stand up comedian? The most sensitive
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: people on earth? That's why we do this.
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: Someone could get off stage and you could be like, yeah,
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: they were, they sounded weird, huh, and then like the night's.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: Over, Night's over, that relationship is over forever. Yeah, It's
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: all a defense mechanism to like mask our securities. That's
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: why we're up there fucking telling jokes. It's like we
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: can make fun of ourselves the second anyone else does,
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: unless it's a comedian I respect. Yeah, yeah, it's better
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: than I am. How fucking dare you? Who do you
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: think you are? Yeah?
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: But I mean yeah, it definitely seemed like there was
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: a little uh well, uh did Shane say that she
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: went to that she was friends with Epstein before she
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: said all that stuff?
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, as part of his introduction. Yeah yeah, then
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: why what's wrong with that?
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: No, I'm saying that's pretty fair of her to come
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: back at them if he said that.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: How is that joke anymore? Over the line? That's what
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: I'm curious. I don't think that joke.
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: That's the thing that's that's that's the thing that is
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: uncomfortable about watching it is because like the Diddy stuff
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: and the Epstein stuff, and like Shane being like, there's
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: a lot of people in here that are pedophiles. Like
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: he's right, Like he's not, like he's joking, Like he's joking,
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: but it's also true. It's like, yeah, there's a lot
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: of people in here that went to the ditty parties
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: and we're probably really good friends with Epstein. Yeah right,
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: So it's like it is a little uncomfortable in that sense.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: What so, Okay, so that's now over the line, because no,
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's over truth.
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: I don't think it's over the line, but it is
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: like uncomfortable because it's like, Okay, Chelsea Handler was she
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: actually had a dinner with Woody Allens and fucking whatever
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: the other person.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: Here's my point, right, because that's pretty bad. It's bad.
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: That's those are the Epstein's closest friends.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: So then it sounds to me like there were two
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: different kind of categories of jokes. One one where like
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: cartoonish exaggerative sort of like Shane looks like he has
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Down syndrome. Yeah, and Chelsea Handler fucks a lot of
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: black guys and short all that. Yeah, right, and everyone
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: was on board for that. As soon as you start
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: saying stuff that it plays on the reputations. Yeah, that's
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: all these people they draw the line.
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think so, I mean I get it. If
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: I was Chelsea Handler, I would probably be like, hey,
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: let's not talk about that please.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: But I thought that most jokes, most roast people get
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: to say stuff like they get to say what's off limits.
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: I think that was the whole Yeah, that was I
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: think it's the host. Look, there were like I think
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: Kevin Hart's allowed to do that. I don't know if
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: Chelsea Handlers.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: Oh everybody should be can say everything.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: That's the thing.
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: So yeah, or get what Roan's saying, like get they
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: get to say like don't talk about this, like Chelsea.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: No, I'm saying that nothing should be off Well maybe
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: that's the I know, like the pent stuff or like
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: other roast levels like that.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: It's been like, hey, you could touch on this, this
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: and this, don't say anything about this. But there's all
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: there's the same with Tom. Tom Brady definitely had that ship.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: He did hundred Yeah.
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: I think he said a thing about his like I
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: don't know kids, maybe dude.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: No, they said into Tom Brady roast like your wife's
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: fucking a jiu jitsu instructor, which I would.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Have allowed, but then they they went overboard with it
• 46:37
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• 46:38
  Speaker 5: Maybe oh yeah, But there's also clearly there was clearly
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: stuff that you're.
• 46:43
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• 46:45
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• 46:55
  Speaker 2: don't talk that, Yeah, don't talk about that again. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It's always, I mean, when it comes down to them,
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: to the sex freaks. That's what it is, right, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: that's the line. So no, you can't tell people that
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: I fuck kids.
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  Speaker 2: That's great.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought we're joking. This was not a joke.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: Sex traffic Korean massurs, No, yeah, surely not. The other part,
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  Speaker 2: the other part that that I thought was really interesting
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: was that the I didn't know that black woman comedian.
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  Speaker 6: She was scared unbelievably funny, she was unreach she was
• 48:24
  Speaker 6: so good, and she like went off script a bunch,
• 48:27
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• 48:31
  Speaker 2: Himself were so fucking funny. Yeah, he kept coming back
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: to it.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: It was that she the black doone crack except for
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: what her husband.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Don't show the Golden State Warriors logo to her husband.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: And then like they did a movie where she was
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: choosing the air Force, but she couldn't fly, just like
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: her husband couldn't fly when he fell to his death.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: He died from that. Yeah, that was really good.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: She was really Two great jokes about Draymond Green were
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: when they said that the the Golden State Warriors sound
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: like what they would call dudes who beat aids in
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: the age. Yeah, that really good and that Draymond Green
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: looks like a shitty color that you'd paint your Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: And I also like when they were like they didn't
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: know who the father was, so would they just combined and.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Drag tip of the capture the writers to our brothers,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: Mike Lawrence and J. P. McDade. I think my favorite sacho, Yeah, yeah, I.
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: Think my favorite joke of the whole night was the
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: the chain one where he said the thing about Kevin
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: Hart the Oscars and he was like, you were supposed
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: to He's like, but you were a homophobe, and then
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: he just like sat on that for like five seconds,
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: and then he talks about breaking the dollhouse over here.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: That amazing. You used to be funny.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how about Dave saying that? How about Dave not
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: including either of you guys in his dream roast writing
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: team when you guys are actual stand up comedians who've
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: written that's all right roast jokes before.
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: I don't think Dave is that tuned in to me.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: I'm not. I don't.
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: That doesn't bother me.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: I think Dave's already fired me again in his head.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: I just don't know. I think he's like like written
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: me off as an ex employee already.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Don't say that.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: I mean that, I don't know that he knows for
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: sure that I still work here. He definitely does.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Not say that so so closely concocts this is just
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: finishing out his contract.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's as I can't have him France, it's right
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: for my roast because he I don't think he'll still
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: be here. Then. Yeah, by the time that's coming after
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: his when's his contract? The months of time?
• 50:51
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was I was good.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: I was personally insulted when he said that. I was like,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: put I'll put my brothers up against anybody. I'll put
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: these roast riders up against anybody.
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: I would not put myself up against most of the
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: people on that screen.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not talking about talking about locally.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: I mean I could throw you in that category. Two Roan,
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: you wrote for the Roast Battle Show. You are world
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: champion battle rapper.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: I literally like, with no do with no disrespect meant
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: towards the people he named, but like, if you're not
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: putting any one of the three of us, let alone
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: all three of us into a roast writing room. Good luck.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: Wait wait this, this was this barstool people only.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Yes, Dave and that same clip you're talking about. Dave
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: was like, I didn't I put our best writers, Big Cat,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: p F, T, Nick, and KB in a room and
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: let them write for you.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: Like you said, our best comedy writers.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: Best comedy writers, and I think all of them are
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: great comedy writers. But then I was. It was just
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: like there wasn't a word count limit, Like he could
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: have just kept going.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: We were omitted. Yeah, he intentions.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: You could see him like mouth over the words and
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: choose not to say them.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: You couldn't have me at a time when I would
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: have been more top of mind. You can't not see
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: me under the lights at t D Garden. And then
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: the next day be like, surely there's no stand up
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: comedian that I could throw in that writer's room that
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: I'm forgetting.
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, and that's true for you too. I
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: mean I wrote on the s pis what I'm saying.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: I did the roast at the fucking Barstool Awards where
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: he loved the joke that he wrote, and I presented No,
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: it's all it's all love though, Yeah, it's no problem.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: I don't I've given up on trying to win any
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: kind of fucking.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: Well luckily brothers. Yeah, that's the thing too, that's very funny.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: You can't pick one of them too. But he just
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: could have kept on going and just said, you guys, yeah, it.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: Gets it gets onerous. I'm sure you know, to say
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: names to list the people that doesn't remember.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm just saying, let let him go, let him
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: have his four. I'll take my two.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, let's see what was he?
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Who comes in locked, locked the door, who comes out
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: a roast off, classic roast off, no cameras, no cameras.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: We just see who comes out.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: Of the everybody comes out crying, fucking dick, just hating
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: each other forever. To his credit, though, do you think
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: that the names he named like, I would put those four?
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's who I would have to best the best.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: But i'd have the three of us and I would
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: have I would have us in there as well.
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I'll be fine, I'll be good.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know what not a big deal? Is that
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: a red Sox hat? It is? Bought it off of Amazon?
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: Oh that's cool. Yeah, so I was supposed to it's
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Boston to.
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: Boston Baseball has not Red Sox.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: That's like an off brand, like you buy it from
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: African dude who's like selling stuff set up on the
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: side of the road and he's like getting a ticket
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: but still sells you.
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: This is just you're a fan of baseball and Boston,
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: so most likely the Red Sox, probably the Born Braves
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: as well. Yeah, that's sick you guys never saw the
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: Born Braves been to a couple of games. Yeah, Cape team.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: It can't be me. I can't be going to minor
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: league baseball right.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: By the Born Bridge.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't be going. And actually that name is racist.
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: Brother, I don't think the name is racist. And one
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: of those two feathers that are racist, what.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: Are the feathers? Okay, can't be wearing fucking feathers.
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: I do feel like it's a little lame to be
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: like and I'm not going to make fun of any
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: of the black women on stage because.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: Like that's a little pre that's just very twenty seventeen. Yeah,
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: that lily like, yeah, talking.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: About that is agenda driven.
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, someone was like this is gonna say this, They're
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: gonna change.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: And by the way, by the way, the Cheryl Underwood.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: She came on, and she did deliver a little bit
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: of a preach point, but it was a great point,
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: which was, we have all of us up here, we're
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: all making fun of each other. Yeah, and that's the
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: way it should be. This is freedom of speech. Like
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: this is great. Everybody, chill the fuck out.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: So she's a chud the Builder fan, because that's his argument.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: His argument is that it's just freedom of speech to
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: call black people the N word in the streets with
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: a hard R on the end of it.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: Well, I would love to see have a conversation with
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: her because I think she would bury him. Yeah, right, him,
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: of course, and then and then he would just fight
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: her physically.
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: Pete Davidson's joke about her being the what was it
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: the guy the horror movie? Yeah, that was crazy, was it?
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: Tony? Oh No, it was Big Ja. Big Jay did
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: this run where he was like, you look like someone
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: wished a genie to bring a puddle to like, yeah, yeah,
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: if if there were walls, someone painted a wall, you
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: you'd be the you look like the hole that someone
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: painted on a wall that road runner could run through.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: And then his run of like the fucking fifty cent
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: and Chelsea Handler. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he goes he's like
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: incense and fired gun.
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: This this is what I was saying. This was the
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: Chelsea Handler. Thing that I was confused by was the
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: end of her set when she kept on talking about
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: how like all of the men are like shitty men,
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: but like Kevin Hart is like a great man and
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: family man, and it's like he has multiple cheating scandals.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: But that's I think. Was that a joke though, I
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: gotta be because that's obviously I don't think so.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: I think she was like, he's the only man who
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: never has said anything inappropriate. Yeah, but did you see
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: the moment where Kevin Hart was talking to Pete Davidson
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: and was like, how do you get on You've you've
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: got the best dick, you fuck all the girls? Yeah,
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: and and Pete went you and he goes, no, cut
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: that cut that What are you talking about, Pete? Oh
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: I didn't see that. Yeah, go back and watch that part.
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the thing that I was like when I
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: was saying that there's obviously stuff that they weren't allowed
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: to talk about. That's clearly one of the things, because
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: how does that not come.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Up that he cheated?
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: Well, there were.
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: It was like massive scan.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: It was a big public yeah area.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: Right, literally in the it was on the news like
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: CNN was showing it.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Who would you, guys, you would want to roast Dave
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: if it was somebody within barstool. It's the only person
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: that would makes sense.
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: Right, Yes, yeah, Dave's the only one that would make sense. Yeah,
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: you're a big cat, but I know I don't think
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: I would want to roast Dave, to be honest.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Well, because you couldn't make Jewish jokes exactly.
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: It's always amazing to me when they like really track
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: carefully the point in the wife's pregnancy at which the
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: husband cheated on her. Yes, she was just into her
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: second trimester when it was found that he had banged
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: a tiltal World operator at the Coney Beach Fair and
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: U clearly horrible.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: You got to stop trying to defend Rassini out here. Brother,
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: she did what she did.
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: I was saying, I think Rabel might have to claim gay.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: It's my bestie.
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that's the only way out, Grabel Gable.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: I mean, there he's in he's in big trouble. Why
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: what what now? Oh? It just keeps getting worse.
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: But it's like every day it's worse than the last.
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: They got photos of him while she's pregnant, and they're
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: like on a boat together.
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: They were how generous child it was their baby moon,
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: their child baby were on their baby mothers.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, it's a vicious time against him.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Tell you what.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: There has to be some other kind of story that
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: can distract from it.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bring back Mayo. I don't know why anyone would
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: give Rabil a hard time for that, as far as
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: I am concerned. That's goddamn noble taking your pregnant lover
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: on a but that is actually vacation eight months pregnant.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: That is some day my wife's pregnant eight months, we're
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: not going outside. They covered up.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: Or just the fact that he didn't deny her, you
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, that he just like stayed attracted
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: to her like there if it is, if it is
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: true love, they just get if they just get married,
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: like it all goes away. Sure, she's already married to
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: another person.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: And so is he. I don't know if that.
• 59:52
  Speaker 5: I don't know if they get I think if they
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: get married, it gets a lot worse.
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: What No people accept it at that point. That's what
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: happened with Prince Charles and Camilla Camilla Cabello. Yeah, Like
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: everyone was upset about him having an affair on Lady Diana,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: and then he got married. He just like forever stayed
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: with Camilla, and people like, oh, that's who we loved
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: all along, Johnny Cash.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: We else? Who else.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: Did Johnny Cash? What happened there?
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: He had an affair with what's her name?
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: June?
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, and oh who's the girl that he does the
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 5: songs with, Loretta Lynne? His his his side, his bad.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Well he was Vivian was his wife.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: But how old was June? Or who had the young girlfriend?
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: Was it him or Elvis?
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: Probably Elvis?
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think Johnny Cash was always with June after Vivian.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: Elvis was a freak ginger Alden.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: Apparently Elvis got got Johnny Cash onto the drugs he did.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: According to the movie Blalk, the line.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: I could do, I could go for another watch, or
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: that it's.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: So good, Well, this was on lean. Elvis had a bit.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: He had a big walk of lean, and that's why
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: he couldn't ship. That's why he died on the toilet.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: That's why he was so damn backed up.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: Did you see that video of Chief Keif getting off
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: the plane?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're just talking about crazy. The captain was even
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: funnier though.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they all got ship in their ass.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: That between the between the ten of them, they've taken
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: two ballots movements in the last week.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 5: Look at the second guy that gets off, Look at
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: his stomach.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: Is there a better life?
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: That's Chief Keith right there? No, no, no, you'll see that's.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: Just that's just his friend who gets to do drugs
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: and go around the world with him, the dude who's
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: hit the actual ears pot.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: So they're all really fucked up, is the point on lean.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: I mean they look at this guys, that's all ship,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: just stumbling in all different directions. Just a terrible lifestyle,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: o man or the best life style? Oh what do
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: they do that they're rich? Like, how do they get
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: their money?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: Nothing?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: They're just friends with Chief Keef.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: And does he buy their clothes because their clothes are thinking.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: So he gives them like a per DM I guess.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: But how much money does Chief Keef have? Realistic Keef,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: he hasn't been Chief's got a lot of money, but
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 5: he hasn't put out a heater in decades.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: I think if you can tour, you can put some
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: heat out. But is he still touring like that? He's
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: the Seinfeld of the rap game.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: Always not he is.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: He just has like, Yeah, he's independent, he's independent.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know that.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: Estimated networks.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: I think they've got a lot more than four million.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: If he's flying private.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: You'd be surprised, though, because some rappers are actually not
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: responsible with their money. Yeah, some of them are, isn't right,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: some of them will. Actually you're thinking money.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: You're thinking of NBA players. Oh, he's signed with Inner Scope.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: That's true too, in the Scope.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 5: Three hundred thousand dollars advance. That's crazy for Chief Keef
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 5: would have thought.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: But that's twenty twelve though. Yeah, you could still be
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: still be racist, dude.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: I'll say one more thing about Boston. Every time I
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: just went and I'm like, why aren't we living there
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: in Boston? Bro Boston is fucking amazing.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: Boston's amazing because it's like the whole city.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: Is like the West Village.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: Correct, but it's freezing and it's impossible to get around
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 5: and the public transportation could not be worse.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: Well, that seems a Little Repeative one of the most
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: expensive places in the country. I live. Oh, wouldn't know
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: what that's like paying fucking this kind of this city
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: is fucked Yes. As far as expensive, yeah, the most
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: expensive city I've in the I think, like oh or
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: London maybe, but like.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: I feel like in the last three year, it's bumped up,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: like it's crazy. It's like every day, I'm like, what
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: in the fuck.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: There's just no way that Boston's rental reach prices are
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: are as bad as New York City. No chance, I don't. Yeah,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: I think you're probably right. And I also didn't find
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: that the public transportation was as bad as you said.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: I thought that the tea worked pretty darn well. It
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: was quick and clean, and.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: You were taking the tea. What are you doing?
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: See? How can you say you're going to the EI
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: think you're jay Z?
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: How can you say famous?
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: The public transportation in a city is terrible when you
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: are not.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: I don't know why you're taking the tea to the garden.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't. I the last time I was there,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: I went over to Harvard to walk around and they
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: came back. Yeah. Yeah, of course. I grew up in Massachusetts,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: I know that, but I'm saying, why is the tea bad?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: It's just not as good as other cities. I didn't
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: think it was worse necessarily than New York.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: I mean, if you look at the map like, it's
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: just it is, like New York, you can get anywhere
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: with public transportation.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: In Boston you can They got dead zones. Okay, that's true.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: Probably that's what you meant. Boy, it took a lot
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: of work to get you right on that one. We
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: really had to work. I think you misunderstood me. It's
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: all right, nothing wrong with that. I misunderstood you because
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: I took you at your word exactly. Big mistake forgot
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: there was a lie within a truth that was concealed
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: by another lie that needed a truth in order for
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: it to become altru exactly. Yeah.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: Any updates on our Indian brother over at JP Morgan.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen anything this entire week. No, my algo
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: has just been chutting Spencer Pratt. I haven't even really
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: been on the Algo lately. So you see Spencer Pratts
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  Speaker 1: running from aero of Los Angeles.
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  Speaker 2: I heard that. I heard he's actually gonna like got
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: a shot.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: He's very reasonable Wow. He's just like, Yeah, we need
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: to get rid of crime, and we didn't need to
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: stop any people be naked, use drugs, have do violence,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: and abused dogs in public if they're homeless. If you
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: have a house, you can do those things. But if
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: you're homeless, you're not allowed to do those things. And
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: he says it's going to be a two week grace period.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: Then he's cleaning everybody the fuck up.
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  Speaker 2: Love I like that. I love that a lot.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: So two weeks of fucking unbridled crime and then you
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: just get fucking prodded.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think the homeless should be allowed to
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  Speaker 1: It's not very progressive of you. Oh, I'm just Chelsea
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't heard anything about my Indian bro. Sad
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: to say he fell out of the spotlight and those
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: people's lives are just ruined in the wake. I know
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: they've ran out of stuff to come out about that,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: Like the Chelsea or the Diana Rossini, there's always something
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: new that comes out about it. They just ran out
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: of new info. Yeah, you know that New York Posts
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: would find it at all.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: How powerful do you think, like JP Morgan is in
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 5: the grand scheme of things?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: Like do you think that they like they're like a
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: nation state?
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah of course, but like so like how do
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: you think that works? Like so JP Morgan has Okay,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 5: they have a situation where they got this this Indian
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 5: bro who says that his boss, hey, he was a
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: sex slave and all this shit. Yeah, like if JP
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 5: Morgan wants that story to not like we all know
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 5: the story, we all heard the story, or there's probably
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 5: a shit ton of people that have no idea, right,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: people that aren't online all day. Yeah, like if JP
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: Morgan is like, we don't want this to become a
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: public thing at all. Like they have the power to
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: just like not like can they just what do they do?
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 5: They just like go to Elon Musk and they're like, get.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: This out of rhythm. Here's a billion dollars no once, No,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: I don't think. I think that once that genie's out,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: the only way for them to do that is to
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: catch it before it leaves the walls. But like when
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: but like it'd be like here here's ten million dollars,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: don't say another word about this, and here's an nda
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: and blah blah blah, and they they catch and kill it.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, speak, But I guess more what I'm asking is
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 5: like in like everyone says that all these multi trillion
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 5: dollar billion dollar companies and whatnot are like they like
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: control everything. So it's like what do they do to
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 5: do that? Like if like like it like for example.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: Threats money, that's it's it's it's a combination of instilling
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: fear and paying off like for like like if you
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: don't take the money, we will do this and you
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: will be ruined. We will reach out to every other
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: bank on the street. You will never work another you'll
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: lose your trading licenses whatever. Yeah, you'll never get another
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: job on Wall Street.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: That's it seems.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: Stand.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: See, if I was I would just save the ten
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: million dollars and kill the person. Yeah, I feel like
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: killing like has to be a little bit higher on
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: the list.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: But that's another good question, Like do you like, how
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: many people do you think JP Morgan is a company
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 5: have had killed?
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: Probably realistically, well, probably fewer now because but back in
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: the day, maybe maybe some Putin does this. Putin is
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: the last one to like almost brag about doing this.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: What killing people, killing the oligarchs, killing anyone who spoke
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: out against you know, his regime.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: Isn't there a big tree of people who were like
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: wasn't there like some like people who are close to
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: some alien shit getting killed? Isn't there? Isn't that happening?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: Right now? I keep going seeing.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: Like scientists, scientists are dropping left and right. They're dying,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 5: like ten of them die a week, right.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: Can we pull up the scientists the the like flow
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: chart of all the scientists that help.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm asking it's like, wow, how do they like,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 5: how is this? How does this happen?
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: Because it's not Putin and it's not JP Morgan that's
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: doing it.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: There could be a JP We don't know that.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: Recent scientists deaths and there's even there's even more than
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: there's like there's like twelve of them and they're all
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: just they're dropping like fucking flies. Scientists JPL, a lot
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: of JPL people.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: So it's like what happens?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: Like they're just like what are they just at work
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 5: one day and they stumble upon something and then.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: Twelve missing or dead scientists.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: And who's doing it and who's killing them?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah? And then why would JP Morgan not just kill
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: and if it's going to cost ten million dollars?
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: I just want to I just want to know how,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 5: Like they should have to release how many people these
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: companies have killed, because don't you want to know the
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 5: companies who they're killing exactly? Don't you want to know?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 5: Like if go Puff has ever had anyone killed? Door Dash, Yes,
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 5: like like I want to know that ship yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 5: we had to kill that one.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: We put him in the dogs. Yeah, and they had
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: I'm sure that they had Go Puff definitely has door
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: Dash one.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: Well, DoorDash has had many guys die and they always
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: erase the cam footage from the like traffick, Yeah exactly,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: because it's like, why have.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: Your search history? Why is my order not here yet?
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: They had him because he was a scientist delivering door
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: Dash exactly.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: Harry. My question for you would be that if you
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: know you live a rich, fruitful life, as I suspect
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: you well, and you die someday, do you will you
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: feel disappointed if at the end of your life you
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: don't have answers to these questions.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: No, no, No, I'm not one of those people that's like,
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 5: because there are people that are like that, you know,
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 5: like I need the answers. Mine's more just speculation and
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 5: just wanting to know. Does it Like I think it's just.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: Does it occupy you? Does it? Does it? No? Not
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: at all? Spin your wheels all a lot. No, So
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: you're content in the not knowing this.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: I think like during the Epstein stuff and like the
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 5: beginning of the Iram War and all that, it was
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: occupying my brain a good bit. But then you get
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 5: to a point where you're like it's all fucked, like
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: it were it's so fucked and there's just nothing anyone
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: can do about it.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: So it's like I still keep up with all the stuff.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: And I still read about it and pay attention, but
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 5: like there's nothing you can do.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you say it's all a mess, and then
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: you just say there's nothing I can do, and that's
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: how you kind of make your piece of it.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 5: I mean, it sucks. Like I remember you said something
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 5: similar but like that a while ago, and I remember
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 5: in my head being like that's stupid, and then now
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 5: I'm like, you're not wrong. Yeah, there's nothing you can do,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 5: just like the like that your like viewpoint on big
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 5: news stories and stuff like like that. When we were
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 5: talking about the Epstein stuff like months ago, and you
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 5: were like, I don't there's nothing we can, like I
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 5: can do about it.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: So I try to have an impact my day to day. Yeah,
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: that's that is what you know. It enhanced knowledge to
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: me gets me nowhere. Yeah, it's like I know, then
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: I'm going to become a citizen journalist or a fucking
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: swathe and start like hunting down leads and obsessing over it. Yeah,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: I think it's good to like be educated on like
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 5: the big things that are happening in the worlds, but
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 5: at the same time, like, yeah, it's like if you
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: go down the rabbit holes enough, you just really like
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 5: nothing makes sense, Like none of these things make sense.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: And it's like you can listen to the news and
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 5: all that, but like they're just lying their asses off.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 5: So it's like, yeah, there's really nothing you can do, dude,
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 5: just being lied to constantly.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: I read it.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: Holy shit.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: I know I invoked Japan a lot, but I read
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: an article about how Japanese citizens one don't really have
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: a great sense of like who their politicians even are. Yeah,
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: they're not following it, and it's because their overall feeling
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: is that it's they're doing a decent enough job. Yeah,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: they have a like latent, if not willfully ignorant, faith
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: in their political system, which is the other side of
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: where I've gotten to, which is that I have a latent,
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: willfully ignorant loss of faith in our political system. And
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: that's everybody. So I've just chosen like I'm not going
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: to rail about it. Yeah, it's all broken, it's all
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: a mess. That's a thing.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 5: It's like it's so like it in the beginning, you're like, well,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 5: someone's got to do something, and then you're like, there's
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 5: so many more things, and then like even in we're
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 5: just going off of what we know.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: The second you try to do something, you're gonna run
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: into a guy your next like fucking high school reunion,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: who's going to get in your face and start screaming
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: at you for like feeling a certain way or trying
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: to say anything proactive. You're like, oh, I've I've met
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: my match. Time to sit back, sit out again for
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: the next ten years.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just it's it's it's a it's a never
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 5: ending Look.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: My point in that is winning, No, but the win
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: is being a good person. Yeah, and just not don't
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: ruin anyone else's day or life. Yeah, right, Like you know,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: you can still contribute by just like not being shitty. Yeah,
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: don't drive drunk and put other people at risk. Like,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: don't fucking trash the internet, yeah, and spam and all
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: that shit. Don't don't throw literal trash in the ground.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know, pick your fucking clause, but.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, guy plays TD Garden has all the answers.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: I don't think I have a single one of the answers.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: I'm just totally zen right now.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: That's so nice.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: I'm very zen.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: Let me borrow a little bit of it.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: You're the most zen person I know. Because he's on
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: so much drugs.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: I don't even know where the fuck I am right now.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: You start your day stretching for an hour. I can't
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: even imagine.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: That's just terrible anthing, because my body is a fucking
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: train wreck.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: God stretch, I spent it. I spent thirty minutes stretching
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: at the gym yesterday, and it hurts so much doing
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: it that I was like, I don't think I can
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: ever do that again.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: People hit me up every day asking for what my
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: stretching app is. It's called Bend. It's called Bend, the
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: stretching app, And I can't recommend it.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: And you ever wake up and you're like, I don't
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: want to fucking do this.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: Then I do the nighttime one. Nothing wrong with that,
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: Nothing wrong with that. Helps you sleep better if you
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: do a little stretched happy.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: Baby, Oh yeah, sleeping like it.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: I always get so scared somebody's gonna walk into the
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: room while I'm doing happy Baby. Do you know what
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: happy baby is?
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: Some one where you're like kicking your feet around.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: You lay on your back and you hold your feet
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: with your asshole like with as a wind tunnel. Your
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: asshole whistles. Well you do it. Imagine fucking somebody opening
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: like the like a babysitter, like walking in on me
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: doing Happy Baby in my own living room. That'd be
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: fucking horrified. I'd take the kids, it'd have to. I'd
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: have child protective services definitely come by and just see
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: what's up.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: Oh look at this, this guy's doing Happy Baby. If
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: it isn't the uh Drake May game Warn card that
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: Connor Mook so graciously gave to Harry as a birthday present.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: Course has not left our studio since he was gifted
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: second house. It has not come home.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: But you moved and you have way more room now,
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: and you're still not doing You're still not putting up
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: the stuff that has been gifted to you. You're not
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: just playing it.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: Anyone's going to hang the card sign personalized book from
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: Louis c. K Straight to the Shredder. It's in my apartment.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: Autographed game Warn card from Drake May as a gift
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: from your opener. It's not autographed, well not yet.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: Future autograph card. Yeah, Robert Robert de Niro card, is
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: that hanging.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: In the in the fucking I guess My question is,
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: since I still love giving you presents even though you
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: treat them like shit, my question is, what could I
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: give you that would have enough sentimental value to you
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: to bring home?
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: I know what The answer is a blue hoodie. If
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: you gave him a blue.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: Hoodie, you're not wrong.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: I saw a unc Wilmington Seahawks blue hoodie this past
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: weekend that I was like, I'm about to fucking gift
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: this ship to Sass because it had you would have
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: worn it for a fucking definitely two hundred day streak.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: No doubt in my mind.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: Absolute just get him blue hoodies from now on with
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: like a little bit of like localized writing on them.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: I just don't really need anything, you know. That's that's
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: not what gifts really are, though, right now, who's the.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 5: Most nothing more zen than turning down a gift saying
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 5: I think you would actually like that more than me?
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: Did you guys give your mom's gifts?
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: Of course, the gift of my voice tickets to the
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: TD Gardens show backstage passes by the way. After the show,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: we were in the sort of like green room lounge
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: area and all the Boston Bruins were Who was there?
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I'd have to look through the I
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: think I asked if Pasta was there. He said no, Well,
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  Speaker 2: they just gave me their first names. They were like, Hi,
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  Speaker 2: I'm Bobby.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah you said you said you thought Charlie mcloy was there.
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  Speaker 2: I think so, yeah, But I mean as it's it
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: was such a surreal moment to me because the first
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: game professional, the first non minor league game that I
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: ever went to in my life as a kid, was
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: a Boston Bruins game for my birthday in first grade,
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: and we sat in the nosebleed seats and it was
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: the most like exhilarating, scary thing I've ever seen, never
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: been in a place that big. It was beyond belief.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: And and for me to be in their stadium and
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: then having these guys come up to me, it sounds arrogant,
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: but they were like happy for me. Yeah, this was
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: like the Comedians night and they were like, hey, great
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: to meet you, Like great show, great set. And then
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: I was with my parents and they were like, want
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: to come see our locker room. They were like excited
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: to show us their locker room. And I'm like, well,
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: first of all, you got to remember they're all they
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: all are like twenty four. Yeah, so they're like giddy
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: guys who are also just the.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: Best definitely because they worked their trunk so much.
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  Speaker 2: And it was just like, so, what a surreal flip
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: on my life that that's pretty sick. The Bruins, Yeah,
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: are coming to see me in their stadium, you know.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: But they all on the show, they saw you, they
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: got there on time. Hockey Hockey players do just look
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: like in shape barstool fans too. Yeah, yeah, you know,
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: like football players just like, oh that's a football player
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: when they walk by you, Like hockey players are like
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: six one one ninety, just like in shape young bros.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: They all are pretty that they were better looking than
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: I was expecting. And I think a big part of
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: that is that face masks are mandatory in the NHL now,
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: or maybe they're not mandatory, but everyone wears them.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 5: No, I would say almost no one wears them.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about the visor, oh the glass, a visor
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: that goes across their eyes. He still does bang dump,
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: for sure, they do, But dude, the faces of hockey
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: players like twenty years ago looked like old punching bags.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, Now I just remember charliemcvoy specifically last year
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 5: at the end when they got booted from the playoffs.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 5: Like his face was destroyed.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, look at a was it Jack Eichel?
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: No was the guy who scored the game winning goal
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: in the Olympics.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, the I forget what his name is,
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 5: jacket the teeth. Yeah, his face got all mangled up.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, you know that definitely still happens. But the
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 5: residual scar tissue that like the holes in their faces
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 5: of your Yeah, maybe I'm wrong. This is just my theory.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: And now the guys are like biz and like have perfectly.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah face and they're not fighting as much in the NHL. Now,
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: probably true, if they were probably true. Yeah, pretty cool experience,
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: Pretty cool weekend. Boston was amazing. Then I drove back
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: yesterday and the drive was five and a half hours. Yeah,
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: why'd you drive? Because I was playing golf down there,
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: and uh just had to carry my golf clubs, and
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: like didn't know exactly what my plans were going to be.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: I didn't know if I was doing Saturday night Oh,
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: and if I hadn't been I would have thought about
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: leaving early and coming back or going up to my Yeah.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: So did you go on Friday? No? No, no?
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: What did you do on Friday?
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: Went out to dinner? Nice? Yeah, nothing crazy? And then
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: on Saturday I was going to go to the Red
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: Sox game, but it got rained out, so I was
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: at a bar in Fenway and that was when I
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: got the text Shane. I was talking to Shane and
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: he told me to come by and do the show again,
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: at which point I was like, I really wish I
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: hadn't taken that pickleback. Oh, we're hammered. You told me.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 5: I was on the phone with you. You told me you
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 5: had like four Jamison shots.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: I had one and uh three coronas and was on
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: my way. Oh, loosen you up a little bit. Well,
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: I thought I was going to a Red Sox game.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: Did you skip the first joke the second time or
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: like the first?
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: I didn't do the Harvard thing again? Uh no, I
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: mean I didn't do that at all.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: And it worked to not do it. It was helpful.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You know what would have been more helpful, though,
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: was connecting with Harry to have him tell me not
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: to do it. Yeah, I still don't. I think I
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: would have been like, yeah, that's great. You know that.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: I remember in biology learning about I think it was
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: more eels where they told us that the more eel
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: attaches to the host, whether it's a you know, a
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: much bigger fish or something like that, and it just
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: rides along with it through the water.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 5: Things that are next to the sharks, those little tiny fish.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: No more eels are like long, longer eels.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they go clamp on and then they literally
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: suck the life out of the thing. That's oh, I
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: see fly. And it's called a parasitic relationship where it
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: only benefits one and hurts the other. I see. That's
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: how I feel about our friendship. You call me, I'm
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: excited to give you advice and help you pick up.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: We talked for a while. I call you. It's like
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: I was on live stream.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 5: They literally the entire weekend, so we could probably see you.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: There's probably banging on the text. You probably footage of
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: you not answering the call. When exactly did you call him?
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: Let's receee if we triangulate three pm.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 5: Well, I wasn't on I wasn't on the stream. Then
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 5: I was getting ready for the stream. You know, three
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 5: pm on a Thursday. I will say, time of day
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 5: when people are usually not reachable. That's an an off hour.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 5: I will say, I was uh when you called me,
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 5: it never registered.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: And then after I was in then I was like, fuck.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: You know what bummed me out? What really bugged me
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: was that I called you like a few days earlier,
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 2: and you picked up and I didn't have anything particularly
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 2: important to talk to you about. And I remember hanging
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: up from that phone call being like, I just burned
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: one of my important phone calls. That's the only call
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: I get with Harry this month where he will pick
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: up and I know I'm going to have something more
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: important I need him for, and he'll be like, I've
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: already talked to Francis this month.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: You got a ration. Then it's like the new I mean,
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: if you don't have a certain card, there's only you
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: only get fifteen visits to the Delta Lounge. Oh yeah,
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: for a year, you have to ration them.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: Harry picked he saw my phone ring. He's like, Francis again,
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: I talked to him three days ago. The do you
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: think we're dating or something? Parked him a week ago.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't go to the Delta lounge on the
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: way there and on the way back on the same trip.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: You gotta space it out. Yeah, too close in the Delta.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm three quarters the way through. My reserve card
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 2: spend to reach unlimited access to the Sky Club for
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: the entire year.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: So seventy five seventy five grands, No big deal.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: You're so pretty far off, I.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: Gotta check my status, he says. Two thirds.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 5: Oh, I thought you said you were one third.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: No, I'm two thirds of the way there. You're cruising. Yeah,
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: I'm crausy.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: I hit United on the way back this weekend. It
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: was fucking what a joke of an airline slams.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: I'm fine. Delta tomorrow. You're back, did me right? You're
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: back on? Oh yeah, back on the d Yeah, happy
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: to hear it. Riding the d had to buy one
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: of our coaches a ticket. Let me see how far
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: along you are. Got a couple of extra m QDs
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: from that. I'm at like twentything. I'll be there by
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: next week because I'm going to I'm going to Europe
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: this weekend.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, where the fuck are you going?
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 2: We're going to Paris for four days and we should
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: how far in are we?
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 5: I didn't talking about that tomorrow, to be honest, right,
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 5: I'm just thinking, like, what do we know?
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: You really cut it? No, what do we talk about tomorrow?
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: Find fine?
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever you want to do, you keep going on.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: I don't worry about I don't worry about what we talked.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: I think we I don't know.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 5: I'm just thinking, that's a whole another that's a whole
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 5: another hour right there. If we could find we could
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 5: use that tomorrow.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: I didn't mean.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 5: I didn't mean to like, don't tell the story. I
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 5: just meant, no, I don't know.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: A little come back on Thursday and hear a little
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: bit about, uh, are you about to give a sneak peak?
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: Give us a I'm going to I'm going to Paris
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: this weekend and then Ireland for like ten days with
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: four play which I'm so fucking excited for. All of
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: it feels like a victory lap after I mean, ending
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: the tour and doing change. Yeah, it's like your France six. No, no, no,
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: don't get back to back to your thought. Not a
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: goddamn senator or some shitt one year.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: He's a lifer two terms. Yeah. Fuck, you can't vote
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: him out.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 2: That'll be it, all right. Yeah, we'll be back on Thursday.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: Thanks everybody for four hundred episodes. Thanks everyone for subscribing
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: and being part of the journey.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 5: We will see you guys on Thursday.