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Mark's 11am Monologue. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: The Mark Simone Show on seven Arms. Well, you know
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  Speaker 1: what they got to this hour. We'll get to everybody
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  Speaker 1: loves Raymond in a second, we'll get to Epstein, We'll
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  Speaker 1: get to Mom Donnie. Just want to warn everybody there's
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  Speaker 1: a horrible, horrible guy who's unleashing a political campaign. He
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  Speaker 1: wants to run for Jerry Nadler's house seat. It's Jack Schlossberg.
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  Speaker 1: He's the only grandson of John F. Kennedy. He is
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  Speaker 1: the son of Caroline Kennedy. He's just an awful, awful
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  Speaker 1: kid with He's had an Instagram account and a TikTok
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  Speaker 1: where he just said the most disgusting, awful things. He's
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  Speaker 1: to the left of Mom Donnie. He's just a horrible, horrible,
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  Speaker 1: awful guy. Here's the veteran political strategist, Hank Schinkoff says,
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  Speaker 1: the whole idea of his campaign is ridiculous. He has
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  Speaker 1: absolutely no qualifys, which makes him perfect to run as
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  Speaker 1: a Democrat. But he's imitating John F. Kennedy Junior by
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  Speaker 1: dressing like him, photographs of him riding his bike around
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  Speaker 1: Manhattan like just like jfk Jr. And jfk Jr. Was
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  Speaker 1: a friend of mine. He was a wonderful guy, a
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  Speaker 1: wonderful guy. His sister I didn't know, but she always
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  Speaker 1: seemed unpleasant whenever you were around her. And her husband
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  Speaker 1: was a terrible guy, just awful. And this is the
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  Speaker 1: son of Caroline. And what's the husband's name, Ed Schlossberg,
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  Speaker 1: something like that. So again he's just awful. If you
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  Speaker 1: go back and check his early Instagram YouTube, TikTok saying awful,
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  Speaker 1: terrible thing, he's just an awful guy. He's how old
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  Speaker 1: is see? I think he's a young guy in his twenties.
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  Speaker 1: So he's been inspired by mom Donnie. He wants to
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  Speaker 1: run for Jerry Nadler's old seat. Now I'm saying how
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  Speaker 1: Nadler was about as low as you can sink as
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  Speaker 1: a human being. So it's not like it's not like
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  Speaker 1: seats getting any worse. But here's Schlosberg, his big announcement.
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  Speaker 2: Two and fifty years after America was founded, And our
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  Speaker 2: country is at a turning point. It's a crisis at
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  Speaker 2: every level, a cost of living crisis sponsored by the
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  Speaker 2: big beautiful Bill, historic cuts, his social programs, working families
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  Speaker 2: rely on healthcare, education.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it this sounds pretty bad, but you got to
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  Speaker 1: watch the early Instagram TikTok stuff he did. It's just him, yell,
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  Speaker 1: it's the real HIMMI. This is him being formal, and
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  Speaker 1: he still sounds terrible. This guy is like he's mom
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  Speaker 1: Donnie with half the IQ.
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  Speaker 2: We deserve better and we can do better. And it
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  Speaker 2: starts with the Democratic Party winning back control of the
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  Speaker 2: House of Representatives. With control of Congress, there's nothing we
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  Speaker 2: can't do without it, We're helpless to a third turn
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  Speaker 2: encounter great.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, so now the problem is whoever runs against
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  Speaker 1: him can go back and get that old Instagram stuff,
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  Speaker 1: those videos he did where he just says all kinds
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  Speaker 1: of awful things and just run them against him. However,
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  Speaker 1: it's Nadler's district. It was jerry mandred, so no Republican
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  Speaker 1: has a shot, but hopefully Democrats will keep him away
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  Speaker 1: from the nomination.
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  Speaker 2: My name is Jack Shlosberg, and I'm running for Congress
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  Speaker 2: to represent my home New York's twelfth Congressional district, where
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  Speaker 2: I was born and raised, where I took the bus
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  Speaker 2: to school every single day from one side of the
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  Speaker 2: district to the other.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, thank you you can. I mentioned that guy that
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  Speaker 1: talks like that right, Well, he's being formal. You got
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  Speaker 1: to go back and watch his TikTok and Instagram where
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  Speaker 1: he's just raging like a like a nut. Hey mom.
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  Speaker 1: Donnie's been doing a few interviews, one yesterday where he
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  Speaker 1: sounded more definite about keeping Jessica tish. You know, he
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  Speaker 1: said the earlier interviews he was open to it, but
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  Speaker 1: this was more like, that's my plan. My plan is
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  Speaker 1: to sew We'll see what she wants to do. If
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  Speaker 1: he's going to try to take control of her or
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  Speaker 1: push her to do things she doesn't want, she'll leave
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  Speaker 1: in a second. She doesn't need to stay there, so
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  Speaker 1: we'll see. We'll see what happens with that. He also
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  Speaker 1: had with him. Now, this is a TV interview with
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  Speaker 1: Channel four. He's being interviewed and he's going to sit
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  Speaker 1: right there into the interview, but next to him is
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  Speaker 1: Dean full of Han. Keep an eye on this guy.
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  Speaker 1: This is his first deputy mayor, and it was interesting
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  Speaker 1: that he had him sit with him at the interview.
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  Speaker 1: So this guy's going to play a big role. Now,
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  Speaker 1: this is not the guy you want running city hall either,
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  Speaker 1: because he's a crazy left winger. But he was Deblasio's
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  Speaker 1: first deputy mayor for many years. So as we keep
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  Speaker 1: telling you, this could be just a repeat of Deblasio,
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  Speaker 1: which wasn't great. Obviously was terrible. New York declined under Deblasio,
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  Speaker 1: but we got through it. We got through eight years
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  Speaker 1: at de Blasio. So he's brought in this guy full
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  Speaker 1: of Hand and had him right next to him at
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  Speaker 1: the interview. And I noticed tonight, Full of Hand's doing
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  Speaker 1: his own inn New York one. Nobody sees New York one.
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  Speaker 1: But it's interesting that that he would let Full of
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  Speaker 1: Hand do all these interviews. So this guy's gonna have
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  Speaker 1: a lot of clout. Now, the bad news of this
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  Speaker 1: fool of hand Dean full of Hand, however you say
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  Speaker 1: his name, he's got a lot of clout in Albany.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody better connected plugged into the legislature of the Assembly.
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  Speaker 1: So if you need to get stuff passed, this is
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  Speaker 1: a guy that can get stuff done up there. So
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  Speaker 1: that means Mom Donnie would have have some influence up
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  Speaker 1: there with him. Now. The other interesting thing is Mam
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  Speaker 1: Donnie that we actually asked about Trump. Mam Donnie said
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  Speaker 1: he will reach out to Trump. He said it's a
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  Speaker 1: crucial relationship. This is quite a concession on his part. Remember,
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  Speaker 1: before the election, I'll fight Trump, I'll battle Trump. I
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  Speaker 1: would never talk to Well, now the election's over, he says,
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  Speaker 1: it's a crucial relationship, I will reach out to him.
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  Speaker 1: So when they report it, well, you'll talk to Trump. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'll reach out to the White House. Now what all
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  Speaker 1: that mean. Well, if he tries to talk to Trump,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think Trump would talk to him. Usually the
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  Speaker 1: way this stuff goes, he'll reach out to the White
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  Speaker 1: House and get a meeting, but the meeting will be
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  Speaker 1: with someone else first. Probably Susie Wiles will meet with
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  Speaker 1: him chief of staff. She'll have the meeting with him,
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  Speaker 1: and then they'll see how that goes, and then that
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  Speaker 1: will lead to probably not a meeting with Trump because
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  Speaker 1: neither of them would want that photograph out. But if
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  Speaker 1: it goes well with Susie Wiles, it will lead to
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  Speaker 1: a phone call with Trump and they'll talk and see
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  Speaker 1: if they can listen. They're not going to be friends,
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  Speaker 1: but they'll see if they can come out to some
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  Speaker 1: kind of an arrangement, some kind of relationship where they
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  Speaker 1: could at least be civil with each other. He was
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  Speaker 1: asked about parades and things. You know, he didn't show
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  Speaker 1: up for the Veteran's Day parade. Is he going to
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  Speaker 1: go to parades? You got to remember he certainly you're
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  Speaker 1: not gonna see it at the Israeli Day Parade. There's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of parades you won't see this guy at
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  Speaker 1: and he was asked about it.
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  Speaker 2: There are many parades that I would not be attending
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  Speaker 2: because I'd be focusing on the work of leading the city.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's focused, focused. You want to see some focus,
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  Speaker 1: watch this guy, But the parades are on Sunday. You
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  Speaker 1: don't have to focus on Sunday. And what he's really
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  Speaker 1: saying is I hate these people. I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: their parade. Hey, Mikey. Cheryl who won the governor's race,
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  Speaker 1: there was a lot of people analyzing how she did it.
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  Speaker 1: People thought Sheitarelly was a great candidate. He was Okay,
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  Speaker 1: he wasn't a great candidate. The truth of the matter,
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  Speaker 1: she had a lot more charm than he did, despite
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  Speaker 1: her lying, despite her insider trading, despite her Navy scandal,
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  Speaker 1: despite her her horrible positions on things, her terrible positions,
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  Speaker 1: despite her bad record. Still, you know, even when she
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  Speaker 1: was lying and conning. She still had more charm than Shlosburg.
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  Speaker 1: He was kind of a charmless guy. I'm sure he's
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  Speaker 1: a nice guy. He just didn't have the personality you need.
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  Speaker 1: But Politico and others doing these examinations of how she won,
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  Speaker 1: her incredible strategy with social media, her staying on mess
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  Speaker 1: her media strategy. Now here's what's going to happen twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty eight. Looks at this point like Gavin Newsom is
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  Speaker 1: way out in front. If it were right now, he's
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  Speaker 1: the nominee in twenty twenty eight. Of course, a lot
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  Speaker 1: can happen. It's a couple of years away, so a
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  Speaker 1: lot could happen. But right now it's Gavin Newsom and
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  Speaker 1: Mikey Cheryl wants to be the VP candidate. Newsom Cheryl California,
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  Speaker 1: New Jersey, West Coast, East Coast ticket. That's what they're
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  Speaker 1: looking at. Newsom way out in front. Now, this is
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  Speaker 1: what they call the shadow primary. It doesn't mean much.
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  Speaker 1: Now you go back in a lot of campaigns, there
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  Speaker 1: was one guy that was way out in front, the
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  Speaker 1: obvious one, but that was so early that by the
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  Speaker 1: time it got to that election year, somebody else rose up.
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  Speaker 1: But one thing about being the shadow primary winner is
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  Speaker 1: you can raise a lot of money. So Newsom will
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  Speaker 1: spend a lot of time raising money. And look for
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  Speaker 1: Mikey Cheryl to get involved with Newsom somehow she wants
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  Speaker 1: to be the VP candidate. Just turn on the news.
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  Speaker 1: Eric Adams said he will be traveling. He's going to
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  Speaker 1: Israel and he wants to do more travel and he
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  Speaker 1: wants to write a book, and he wants to do
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  Speaker 1: a documentary. And he said he's going to go back
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  Speaker 1: to school and get his doctor at a PhD. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know that way he'd be a doctor. I'm doctor Eric.
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  Speaker 1: It's not going to sound good. First of all, anytime
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  Speaker 1: you hear PhD, you'll lose all respect for the person.
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  Speaker 1: It means they spent too many years in school. If
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  Speaker 1: you said to somebody, Hey, the guy over there, he's
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  Speaker 1: a PhD. Do you say to your oh, I got
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  Speaker 1: to talk to him. No, you run the other way.
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  Speaker 1: Who wants to talk to him? But Adams will find
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  Speaker 1: things to do. He's going to do a lot of traveling.
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  Speaker 1: He's very good at profiting off other countries, you know, Turkey, whatever,
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  Speaker 1: So he'll be doing a lot of traveling see what
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  Speaker 1: he can pick up over there. Everybody loves Raymond. I
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  Speaker 1: love that show. I still watch it every night. They
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  Speaker 1: have these marathons every night. Everybody loves Raymond marathons. And
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  Speaker 1: I could watch that show over and if it's absolutely timeless,
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  Speaker 1: it holds up well. You know, I was trying to think,
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  Speaker 1: why does this hold up so much better than other sitcoms. Well,
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  Speaker 1: the guys that put it together, Ray Romano and Phil
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  Speaker 1: what's his name Rosenthal and the other guy say one thing.
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  Speaker 1: They say they were very careful not to put any
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  Speaker 1: technology in the show. They don't show him on the phone.
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  Speaker 1: You never see him pick up his phone once. All
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  Speaker 1: they have to. But you generally don't see any computers,
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  Speaker 1: any phones, you don't see the TV, you don't see
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  Speaker 1: any of that. So and they did that deliberately because
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  Speaker 1: they didn't want to look outdated. You know, when you
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  Speaker 1: watch Seinfeld and he's got an answering machine and a
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  Speaker 1: you know, a regular desk telephone, and you see his computer,
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  Speaker 1: it's like a primitive, primitive computer. It looks so outdated,
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  Speaker 1: but they were very careful to keep it that way,
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  Speaker 1: so it looks absolutely timeless. You can watch it over
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  Speaker 1: and over again. But they're going to do this thirtieth anniversary. Sure, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: believe it or not, thirty years since Everybody Loves Raymond
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  Speaker 1: started nineteen ninety six. This special will be ninety minutes now.
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  Speaker 1: One reason they're doing this is TV has run out
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  Speaker 1: of money. Primetime TV has very few viewers. A primetime
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  Speaker 1: show used to get twenty thirty million viewers. Now it's
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  Speaker 1: one million, two million, so that's less revenue, that's a
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  Speaker 1: smaller budget. All they can afford now are game shows,
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  Speaker 1: and these documentaries are cheap to do. Last night, you
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  Speaker 1: might have seen that Golden Girls special reunion. Well they're
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  Speaker 1: no longer with us, but people talking about it. This
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  Speaker 1: Everybody Loves Raymond will be a reunion. They rebuilt the
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  Speaker 1: or they found the original set the living room in
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  Speaker 1: the house, and they're going to all go back. The
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  Speaker 1: cast gets back together. Now. The problem is the two
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  Speaker 1: of the most key players, the mother and the father,
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  Speaker 1: are dead. They're no longer so they're not going to
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  Speaker 1: be in it, but there'll be a lot of clips.
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  Speaker 1: It'll be ninety minutes long. They got to fill time.
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  Speaker 1: It's really cheap to do these reunion shows. Ninety minutes
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  Speaker 1: will fill an hour and a half. So they can't
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  Speaker 1: afford to do dramas or sitcoms anymore, too expensive to do.
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  Speaker 1: But November twenty fourth, keep an eye out for that. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you ever use open table to make a reservation. A
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  Speaker 1: lot of people use open table. You know they're spying
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  Speaker 1: on you. Open table keeps track of everything you do.
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  Speaker 1: So you make a reservation, open table, you go to
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  Speaker 1: the restaurant. You do this all the time. Open table
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  Speaker 1: compiles data from the restaurants. What you ordered, how you behaved,
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  Speaker 1: if you gave the restaurant, any problems the staff, any
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  Speaker 1: problems where you rude, where you're a good tipper, what
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  Speaker 1: did you spend? All that kind of stuff goes into
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  Speaker 1: a big, big open table file and then you kind
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  Speaker 1: of get a rating. So when you make the reservation,
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  Speaker 1: the restaurant can look you over. If you're a real problem,
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  Speaker 1: they can cancel your reservation, or they can look at it.
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  Speaker 1: See what kind of customer you are. Oh, he's a
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  Speaker 1: big drinker, big wine drinker. Oh there's all kinds of
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  Speaker 1: fancy went, well, we'll see them next to the wine cellar.
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  Speaker 1: That kind of stuff. It's kind of like uber You
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  Speaker 1: know you got a rating the uh you know the driver.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you get a you try to get an uber.
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  Speaker 1: One person tries, oh, there are no cars available. It's
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  Speaker 1: twenty minutes. Someone else tries one minute, they'll be right there.
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  Speaker 1: It's because that person has a higher rating as a passenger.
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  Speaker 1: The uber driver sees your rating. You got a five,
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  Speaker 1: we'll be right there. You got a two. Let somebody
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  Speaker 1: else take this one. So just remember that when you
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  Speaker 1: use open table. So if you're going to go to
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  Speaker 1: a restaurant, get drunk and be rude, make the reservation
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  Speaker 1: on the phone, don't put it on an open table.
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  Speaker 1: That way it won't be recorded there. So hey, we'll
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  Speaker 1: take some calls in a minute. Eight hundred three two
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  Speaker 1: one zero seven ten is the number. Hey, check out
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  Speaker 1: my instagram if you didn't see it. The actual Johnny
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  Speaker 1: Carson desk from the Tonight Show. The actual set was
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  Speaker 1: at the Paley Museum, a wonderful museum you should visit.
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  Speaker 1: But I went over there and sat in the Carson desk.
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  Speaker 1: The actual Johnny Carson desk pictures up on Instagram. Mark
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  Speaker 1: Simone Nyc at Instagram, Mark Simone Nyc at Instagram. Also,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be on Cudlow later today between four and five
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  Speaker 1: on the Fox Business Network. But we'll take some calls
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