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Dirty Little Secret: “Would you marry your best friend… just for the health insurance?” · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: Get it off your chass pross, you'll feel better. Welcome
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  Speaker 1: to the dirty little secret. It makes one or two
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  Speaker 1: point nine. It's feel like a kid. Candice slowpas producer poo.
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  Speaker 1: And if you've got a secret, bring it. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care what it is confessing. It could be a little secret,
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  Speaker 1: of big secret, funny secret, serious secret. Just call us
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  Speaker 1: okay eight three three seven eight seven one two nine
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  Speaker 1: and you have one.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So literally, I am about to tell you something
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  Speaker 2: that's knowing in my life. No, it's not a soul,
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  Speaker 2: not my parents, not my friends, no one.
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  Speaker 1: I love this. I love it. Okay, what is it?
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  Speaker 2: So I secretly married my guy best friend?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: No, one, no, no, there's a reason. So I could
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  Speaker 2: get health in for what So I could get health insurance?
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  Speaker 1: Wait, you married You married your guy best friend for
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  Speaker 1: health insurance for benefits. Yeah, you are literally friends with benefits.
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  Speaker 1: So what do you mean? So you have no romantic
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  Speaker 1: feelings for him, You're not in love with him, you
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  Speaker 1: just married him for the situation.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so let me explain. So I was dealing with
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  Speaker 2: some really like big scary medical stuff, nothing I really
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  Speaker 2: want to get into. But I'm still kind of dealing
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  Speaker 2: with it all, just like enough to make you realize
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  Speaker 2: how fast you can fall apart when you don't have coverage,
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  Speaker 2: like you need medications, and like I didn't think I
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  Speaker 2: was going to survive this financially. I mean, I was
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  Speaker 2: really sick. So he offered, like in a half joking
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  Speaker 2: way at first, that we get married and so I
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  Speaker 2: can get on his assurance. And then we both kind
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  Speaker 2: of realized it wasn't a joke at all. So when
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  Speaker 2: like random Tuesday, we went down to the courthouse and
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  Speaker 2: we got legally married, no rings, no photos, just paperwork
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  Speaker 2: and a quiet little agreement.
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  Speaker 1: Wowow married, like officially married, and nobody knows and it
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  Speaker 1: is yes, it is. Yeah, that is a big see.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, amazing insurance in his work, and like I'm so
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  Speaker 2: happy he did this for me. But like I thought
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  Speaker 2: it was safe at first because he was my best friend,
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  Speaker 2: but like I don't know, I kind of like assumed
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  Speaker 2: it wasn't into me at all or anything. And I
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  Speaker 2: always joke like he might be into guys, but all
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  Speaker 2: of a sudden, I'm not really sure, what do you mean? Well,
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  Speaker 2: like the way he looks at me has changed, and
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  Speaker 2: he like he asks me if I want to move
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  Speaker 2: in to quote save more money. I don't know. He's
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  Speaker 2: just he's.
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  Speaker 1: You think now he's starting to get more like real
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  Speaker 1: feelings for you and not just friends.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, unless, like I'm wondering, did he have them all
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  Speaker 2: along and how he kind of.
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  Speaker 1: Yes he did. There's no way a guy does well.
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  Speaker 1: There's no way a guy does this who just wants
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  Speaker 1: to be friends. I'm sorry, I know how guys operate. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's got a motive. We're nice, we could be nice.
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  Speaker 3: He wants to save money for what he if she
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  Speaker 3: moves in with him and then they split mills and
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  Speaker 3: then they both save money.
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  Speaker 1: No, he's offering this because it's a way to attach
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  Speaker 1: himself to her, and he's hoping for more than just friends.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that right away, and that's what you're feeling now.
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  Speaker 3: I never even thought that.
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  Speaker 1: Way I did. Well.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I love him so much, and like I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to lose him or hurt him, and like
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  Speaker 2: I just don't love him in the way that I
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  Speaker 2: think he's starting to love me, and like I don't
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  Speaker 2: want the secret to like explode and take both of
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  Speaker 2: us down with it, you know, right right, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: There's no world where you would ever like grow to
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  Speaker 3: like him like that.
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  Speaker 2: No, he's like my brother, like oh no, so long,
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  Speaker 2: Like it's never been that way and he's never given
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  Speaker 2: me any indication at all, but all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 2: just the way he's looking at me, like I'm looking back,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, I don't I didn't see anything.
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  Speaker 1: I do you know, I think was always there because
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  Speaker 1: there's no way a guy what is in it for him?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not saying that all guys think like this,
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  Speaker 1: but a lot of men think, like, hey, what does
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  Speaker 1: he get out of marrying you? Besides the fact now
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  Speaker 1: you could take half his stuff and he could take
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  Speaker 1: half yourself. To be fair too, like you're both at risk.
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  Speaker 3: But now he has to agree to get out of
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  Speaker 3: the marriage eventually, because clearly you're not going to literally
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  Speaker 3: be married to him forever.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good question. Do you stay how long do
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  Speaker 1: you plan on staying married? There's so many weird things right,
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  Speaker 1: like is your.
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  Speaker 3: Quiet agreement include well until I pay this off for
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  Speaker 3: like for five years, or I still you know, so
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  Speaker 3: I don't need the insurance?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, my own and whatever you're dealing with, I hope
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  Speaker 1: you get better and I don't. Don't get me wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's incredibly nice and maybe there is a
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  Speaker 1: guy that's genuinely this nice. Would you do this, pooh?
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  Speaker 1: Would you marry a friend so that she could get
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  Speaker 1: health benefits if she's going through a struggle. I probably would.
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  Speaker 1: There's a couple of girls. I'd probably do that too.
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  Speaker 3: I see him doing that.
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  Speaker 1: Would you always? I wouldn't have an ulterior motive. I said,
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  Speaker 1: a couple of girls, not a lot. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: you would. And I don't think you're a bad guy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, I don't think your man. If Cannas
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  Speaker 1: wasn't married or whatever and she was like, hey, I
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  Speaker 1: need I need a hook.
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  Speaker 2: Up, I need hook her up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah I know he would.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. I mean, I mean you, my boy,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't swing that way. But if you needed
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  Speaker 1: marry me anyway, we'd be like that movie Chuck and Larry.
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  Speaker 1: I do it for I helped Cannas out financially. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like Canis will help you. I'm gonna help you out.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna start you to go fundy. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if we can get married.
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  Speaker 3: It's fine as long as my billets.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, right, why complicate that?
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  Speaker 1: That's fair. But I think he did this because offer
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  Speaker 1: financial support it. Maybe we'll think about it. There's a strong,
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  Speaker 1: a strong prenup in place, strong because I might take
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  Speaker 1: half your house, all right, what a great guy. Then
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  Speaker 1: I hope, I hope it works out for the best
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  Speaker 1: for both of you, and I hope you hopefully get
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  Speaker 1: back on track when it comes to your health. And
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  Speaker 1: please let us know what happens, because I don't know
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  Speaker 1: a good way to handle this at this point, like
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  Speaker 1: there's no way out of it, really right, let us know,
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  Speaker 1: but good luck and if anything changes, yeah, call us back.
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  Speaker 2: I will thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: You're welcome. There. You go, dirty little