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Set 1: Smell That? That's Football · Stugotz and Company

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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus Rex. The
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  Speaker 1: Rex was not chasing the Jeep. Murray! Murray, you there?
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  Speaker 1: You love sandwiches, huh? Let's go to 80. His name
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  Speaker 1: is Bo. Wow. That's prime time, baby. I had a
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  Speaker 1: crush on Betty Rubble. I honestly, until after the segment
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  Speaker 1: ended and we went to commercial break, had no idea
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  Speaker 1: that Jonathan Coachman was black. He cost them the game
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  Speaker 1: last night. Although they won the game. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: Stugatz & Company. It is Stugatz & Company presented by
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  Speaker 1: FanDuel and the FanDuel Sportsbook. Trey Wingo going to join
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  Speaker 1: us in set two. Jessica Smetana going to join us
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  Speaker 1: as well. Sal doing radio today. I just wanted to
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  Speaker 1: talk ball with my friend Mikey. I kicked Taylor out.
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  Speaker 1: He wanted to talk North Carolina. I didn't want to
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  Speaker 1: talk about North Carolina. He wanted to talk about baseball.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't want to talk about baseball. I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: talk NFL with my friend Mikey. I feel fucking disgusting today, Mikey.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. It is so gross. I got up
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  Speaker 2: at 530 in the morning. I sat on the couch,
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  Speaker 2: and I didn't move all day.
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  Speaker 1: I was so excited. You say goodbye to the family?
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  Speaker 1: I mean.
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  Speaker 2: I say goodbye to them on Wednesday.
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  Speaker 1: That game feels like it was played last season.
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  Speaker 2: My wife kept coming running in because I would just go, fuck!
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  Speaker 2: What happened? I was like, he dropped the ball. I
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  Speaker 2: wanted to see her in one of my fantasy leagues. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get to the games here in a second. There's
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  Speaker 1: so much stuff going on. It makes me dizzy, man.
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  Speaker 2: I'm serious.
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  Speaker 1: Between fantasy and gambling and in-game betting and all of it.
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  Speaker 1: And just watching football. And it just swallows up college football.
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  Speaker 1: You had a game of the year played the night before.
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  Speaker 1: And no one cares. No one cares about Ohio State
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  Speaker 1: and Texas and Arch Manning's coming out party. Nobody cares.
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  Speaker 1: No one. Because the NFL dominated yesterday. You were upset
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  Speaker 1: at me for picking the Jets. I was 5-1 on
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  Speaker 1: Stu Yagatz, by the way. Feeling pretty good about that.
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  Speaker 2: We'll talk about your college picks a little later then.
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  Speaker 1: What was I? I think I was 3-3, right? Or 2-4?
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  Speaker 2: No, I think you were 2-4.
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  Speaker 1: 2-4 after a 4-1 week, though.
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  Speaker 2: I got you. What have you done for me lately?
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  Speaker 1: You're right. 5-1 is what I did for you lately.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I did. But you were upset at me
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  Speaker 1: for picking our Jets. Me and Mikey are longtime Jet fans.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get to the other games. It was the greatest
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  Speaker 1: week one in the history of the NFL. In fact, Mikey,
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  Speaker 1: put that on the poll. Was week one the greatest
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  Speaker 1: week one in the history of the NFL? Because it
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  Speaker 1: was so good, so many great games. But the Jets,
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  Speaker 1: it has never been better. I cannot recall a day
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  Speaker 1: where I– maybe the day we got Aaron Rodgers– But
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  Speaker 1: I cannot recall a day in which I have felt
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  Speaker 1: better about being a Jet fan. Not only are we
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  Speaker 1: off to a 1-0 start. Not only did we win
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  Speaker 1: on the road. Not only did we beat our former coach,
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  Speaker 1: Robert Sala. We also have the third and fifth picks
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  Speaker 1: in next year's NFL draft.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. How great is it to have not only a win,
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  Speaker 2: but you're still tanking? which is so weird for the
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  Speaker 2: Jets to be in this situation. I mean, it's not
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  Speaker 2: going to get any better for the Jets. Like, I
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  Speaker 2: have never wanted the season to end today as much
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  Speaker 2: as I do right now. The season ended today, we're
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  Speaker 2: in the Super Bowl. We're playing the Cardinals, we're in
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  Speaker 2: the Super Bowl, and we're still getting Arch Manning.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, we're in the Super Bowl playing the Arizona Cardinals,
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  Speaker 1: a game no one picked, and no one wants to see,
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  Speaker 1: by the way. And we still have the third and
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  Speaker 1: fifth picks in the first round. of the NFL draft
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  Speaker 1: that we could easily parlay into the first pick if
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  Speaker 1: we wanted to. Who's going to say no? With that
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  Speaker 1: many quarterbacks in the draft, if they want Arch Manning,
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  Speaker 1: they'll get Arch Manning. Arch Manning won't want the Jets, though.
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  Speaker 1: So we will see. But that was surprising, Mikey. Geno
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  Speaker 1: looked good. The defense looked good. That looked like competent
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  Speaker 1: football to me. I couldn't believe what I was watching.
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  Speaker 2: It was... everything that you are hoping to show a
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  Speaker 2: potential quarterback of the future for the jets. It was
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  Speaker 2: look at the offensive line. Gino Smith wasn't touched. They've
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  Speaker 2: got a defensive head coach, a guy who's like, Oh,
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  Speaker 2: we're going to get after the quarterback and where this,
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  Speaker 2: that all the Robert Sala quotes and Gino wasn't touched.
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  Speaker 2: That's what you're going to sell. Oh, and Garrett Wilson's
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  Speaker 2: pretty damn good. And that's what we're going to sell
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  Speaker 2: to any potential quarterback next year. Come here, get behind
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  Speaker 2: this offensive line. Brees Hall ran for 102 yards. This
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  Speaker 2: is what you're going for. I just, I couldn't help
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  Speaker 2: watch the game and think I've seen that team before
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  Speaker 2: when I'm watching the Titans and it was Zach Wilson led.
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  Speaker 1: Jets, right?
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  Speaker 2: It was, I, I, you told me how good this
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  Speaker 2: quarterback is with cam ward.
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  Speaker 1: No, this is a fair question to ask today. At
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  Speaker 1: this stage of Cam Ward's career, it is a fair
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  Speaker 1: question to ask. Is Cam Ward good? I have no
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  Speaker 1: proof that Cam Ward is going to be. Listen, he
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  Speaker 1: was selected number one overall. When you're selected number one overall,
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  Speaker 1: you need to be great. And I have no proof
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  Speaker 1: that Cam Ward is going to be great. Like him,
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  Speaker 1: great kid, looks like a great athlete, is a great athlete.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea whether or not that guy is
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  Speaker 1: a good quarterback in the NFL. No idea.
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  Speaker 2: You sold us that, oh, it's going to be different
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  Speaker 2: this year. We got in Brian Dayball. Brian Dayball is
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  Speaker 2: going to simplify the offense. Oh, he had no weapons.
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  Speaker 2: Guess what? We went and took the fourth overall pick,
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  Speaker 2: and we got you an Ohio State receiver in Tate.
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  Speaker 2: We got a running game. We're going to do this, this, this,
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  Speaker 2: and this. And you made the Jets defense, a defense
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  Speaker 2: that was mocked religiously last year.
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  Speaker 1: Looked like world beaters.
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  Speaker 2: You made them look like they were the 86 Bears,
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  Speaker 2: the 85 Bears. It's fair now to question whether or
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  Speaker 2: not Cam Ward can even be a competent quarterback in
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  Speaker 2: the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: Right. Yes. Mikey, why are you so, like, I understand
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  Speaker 1: what you're saying. The Jets are tanking. The story of
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  Speaker 1: that game, yes, you could talk about Cam Ward, whether
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  Speaker 1: or not he's good. I have no idea. We have
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  Speaker 1: no idea. I don't think Robert Salah. has any sort
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  Speaker 1: of idea as to whether or not Cam Ward is good.
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  Speaker 1: The story, though, for me at least, obviously, as a
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  Speaker 1: Jet fan, was Geno first started as a Jet since
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  Speaker 1: the last time he was a Jet. And you're still
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  Speaker 1: talking about next season. And I think this Jet team
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  Speaker 1: is focused on this season. I think they fancy themselves
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  Speaker 1: as a team that could surprise a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: in the NFL because the defense is solid. The offensive line,
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  Speaker 1: as you mentioned, is very, very good. Braylon Allen was
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  Speaker 1: good as a backup to Brees Hall. They ran for
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  Speaker 1: 150-plus yards. Gino didn't turn the ball over. He didn't
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  Speaker 1: get touched. Listen, I know it's the Titans, and they'll play,
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  Speaker 1: I think, the Packers next week. But that was a
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  Speaker 1: nice win for the Jets. And while you're thinking about
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  Speaker 1: next year, I'm tired of thinking about next season, and
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  Speaker 1: I want to enjoy this season. How about that?
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  Speaker 2: You're right in a sense that my brain is conditioned
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  Speaker 2: to think next year.
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  Speaker 1: It's not your fault. I'm just trying to talk you
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  Speaker 1: out of it.
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  Speaker 2: No, I understand. But my only words of caution– to
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  Speaker 2: jet fans like yourself, who are like, we're excited about
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  Speaker 2: this season is one. What is the legitimate ceiling for
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  Speaker 2: this team? Could they sneak into the playoffs as a
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  Speaker 2: seven or six seed? Absolutely. They could, they could rattle
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  Speaker 2: off nine wins and be like, ah, that's cool. Good
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  Speaker 2: for them. They made the playoffs. They ended that ridiculous
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  Speaker 2: streak that they're on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But this is not a Superbowl contending team. And two
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  Speaker 2: is Gino Smith is not your long-term answer. So We
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  Speaker 2: watched Arch Manning. We watched Julian saying we watched CJ car.
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  Speaker 2: We watched all those guys on Saturday. And now you
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  Speaker 2: might go, huh? We could do both.
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  Speaker 1: Right. But correct me if I'm wrong, Mikey, we have
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  Speaker 1: those picks regardless of how we finish this year.
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Okay. So who cares? I mean, we still have
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  Speaker 1: the third and fifth pick in the NFL draft, regardless
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  Speaker 1: if we make it to a Superbowl. So who cares?
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  Speaker 2: Me?
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  Speaker 1: Why? Why not get to the Super Bowl and have
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  Speaker 1: the picks?
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  Speaker 2: Because they're not going to the Super Bowl. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: it's fun to be a part of that.
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  Speaker 1: Why not make a playoff? Mikey, hold on. Just hear
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  Speaker 1: me out, all right? They play Green Bay at home,
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  Speaker 1: home opener. Green Bay was terrible in the fourth quarter
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  Speaker 1: against Minnesota. What a dreadful game. Awful. They're at Detroit.
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  Speaker 1: That's a tough game. They're at the Bears. They're the
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  Speaker 1: best team I've ever seen. He's the best quarterback I've
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  Speaker 1: ever seen. I told you guys that. You guys weren't
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  Speaker 1: listening to me. He's the greatest quarterback in the history
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  Speaker 1: of the NFL. I'll announce it today. I announced it
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  Speaker 1: last year. Then they take on Cleveland. Then they have game, like,
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  Speaker 1: three of their next four after that. This is the
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  Speaker 1: only reason why I'm excited about the Jets. It's not
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  Speaker 1: about the Jets, although it is. They were solid yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: It's about their schedule. Once they get through Green Bay, Detroit,
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  Speaker 1: the NFC Central, essentially, and the Bears.
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  Speaker 2: The North.
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  Speaker 1: The North, right. I keep calling it the Central.
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  Speaker 2: The Central disbanded 20 years ago.
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting old. I'm Hank Goldberg. They have the Browns,
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  Speaker 1: they have the Dolphins, and they have the Raiders. All
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  Speaker 1: winnable games. In fact, they'll be favorites in those games.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying. Why not? We get the picks no
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  Speaker 1: matter what.
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  Speaker 2: Why not?
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  Speaker 1: I'm excited.
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  Speaker 2: You're over excited.
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  Speaker 1: I shouldn't be. You're over excited.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, how many years of being a Jet fan
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  Speaker 2: do you have to go through before you learn pump
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  Speaker 2: the brakes? Pump the brakes. They beat the Titans. That's cool.
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  Speaker 2: That was awesome. Let's live in that world for a minute.
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  Speaker 2: They beat the Titans. They beat Robert Sala. Robert Sala
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  Speaker 2: was like, no hard feelings. Okay, we beat them. We
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  Speaker 2: won on the road. Everybody that was supposed to look good,
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  Speaker 2: looked good. Everything was good. Let's just pump the brakes
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  Speaker 2: right there. Let's just stay right let's just stay in
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  Speaker 2: this world.
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  Speaker 1: What did you make of that Packer game? Carson Wentz
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: came in. Kyler Murray got hurt. That was a dirty hit.
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: Kyler Murray leaves with a concussion. It was. It was
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  Speaker 1: a dirty hit, Mike. It wasn't?
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  Speaker 2: It was a dirty hit. It wasn't a vicious hit.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I would say. That's what I would say.
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  Speaker 2: It was a dirty hit. It wasn't a vicious hit.
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  Speaker 1: So LeFleur, who is up, I think they're up five
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: in the fourth quarter, kicks a field goal, takes points
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  Speaker 1: off the board, because it was fourth and six when
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  Speaker 1: he kicked the field goal. And he decided that fourth
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  Speaker 1: and one was a spot where he would go for it. Normally,
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: if the five yards is going to give you a
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  Speaker 1: first down, I understand it. If it's just going to
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  Speaker 1: get you five, you know, make fourth and six, fourth and,
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  Speaker 1: you know, a long one, I don't know why you
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  Speaker 1: would take the points off the board in a game
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  Speaker 1: in which you're leading by eight. Regardless, Carson Wentz and
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: the Vikings come back and win that game. And what
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  Speaker 1: a disaster for Green Bay. And the.
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  Speaker 2: that was um that might be it would be the
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: worst loss of the weekend if the browns didn't exist
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: and the chargers didn't exist right yes but the packers
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  Speaker 2: losing that divisional game when you're facing carson wentz for
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  Speaker 2: over three quarters of that game.
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  Speaker 1: Yep um.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's it's inexcusable um Carson Wentz, to his credit,
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  Speaker 2: he came in and he knew the game plan, which
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: was I have Justin Jefferson and you don't. And that's
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  Speaker 2: what I'm going to do. Green Bay, it seemed like
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: they didn't know how to pick up short yardage. They
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  Speaker 2: had no idea. They could throw the ball deep. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: they got an 81-yard touchdown to Christian Watson because he
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  Speaker 2: beat a blitz and broke a tackle and it was over. But, like,
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  Speaker 2: they didn't know how to pick up two yards.
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  Speaker 1: They couldn't.
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  Speaker 2: They couldn't run the ball. Maybe that's because they're running back.
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  Speaker 2: Josh Jacobs is unavailable at the moment. But the fact
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  Speaker 2: that they got pushed around and when they needed to
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  Speaker 2: pick up yards, Jordan Love was just smothered by that defense.
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  Speaker 1: Outscored 22 to nothing in the fourth quarter. Carson Wentz,
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  Speaker 1: 12 of 19, 133 yards and three touchdowns. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. I certainly should go back to Kyler Murray.
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  Speaker 2: Kevin O'Connell, quarterback whisperer.
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  Speaker 1: He's back. He's back. If he can make Carson Wentz good.
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  Speaker 1: He made Carson Wentz good. Yes, but I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: see if he can make Kyler Murray good.
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  Speaker 2: He looked all right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Jerry, no, he didn't look all right. It was
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  Speaker 1: three of five with an interception.
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  Speaker 2: Three of five is over 60% for 18 yards and
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  Speaker 2: a pick.
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  Speaker 1: Did have two carries for nine yards. And they got
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  Speaker 1: knocked out of the game on the second carry. Let's
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: go up. Mikey bills at Texans. What'd you make there?
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  Speaker 1: Josh Allen. I feel like Josh Allen plays the same
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  Speaker 1: game every single Sunday. Seriously, where he is just running
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  Speaker 1: down the field full blast in the fourth quarter. Cause
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: they just made a big play. And now he has
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  Speaker 1: to pray for his defense to stop Houston.
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  Speaker 2: It was a bizarro world. I mean, in all this game,
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  Speaker 2: you're sitting there going, well, I mean, the Texas defense
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  Speaker 2: is so good. that if the Texans just score 17 points,
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  Speaker 2: 20 points, and get a lead, the Texans defense is
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  Speaker 2: going to hold it. And Josh Allen was like, screw
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  Speaker 2: your defense. And he just, the man plays with his
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  Speaker 2: hair on fire, and just every single throw, every single run,
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: it's awesome to watch. I hate him, but I was
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: expecting the Houston Texans defense to shut him down a
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  Speaker 2: little bit, and they just couldn't.
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  Speaker 1: No, Mikey, that defense, there is no defense for that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't care how good your defense is.
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  Speaker 1: They might have a world-class defense. There's no defending Josh
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  Speaker 1: Allen when Josh Allen's playing like that. When he's 20
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  Speaker 1: of 29, 334, two touchdowns, rushes for another two, he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't turn the ball over. There's no defending that. I
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  Speaker 1: don't care how many great guys you have playing defense
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  Speaker 1: for your team. When he's playing that well and he's
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  Speaker 1: on his game and he was on his game and
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  Speaker 1: he's never beaten Houston in Houston, There's no stopping Josh Allen.
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  Speaker 1: He is so– do it in the playoffs. I understand.
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  Speaker 1: And he needs to do it in the playoffs. But
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  Speaker 1: what a win. It was the game of the year.
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  Speaker 1: Week one. How about that?
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  Speaker 2: Game of the year of the week.
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  Speaker 1: Game of the year of the week.
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  Speaker 2: And finished in second.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. And C.J. Straub wasn't terrible. I mean, we keep
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  Speaker 1: saying that the Texans are a quarterback. He was bad
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  Speaker 1: in that final drive. He turned it over. He cannot
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  Speaker 1: make those turnovers. But he was 26-38, 274 and two touchdowns.
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  Speaker 1: He wasn't terrible, you know?
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  Speaker 2: So if you're a Houston fan this morning, are you
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  Speaker 2: happy that you saw what you saw from C.J. Stroud,
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  Speaker 2: or are you worried that you saw your defense just
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  Speaker 2: get demolished?
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  Speaker 1: That's a great question. I'm not worried about– no. The
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  Speaker 1: big question headed into the season was not the defense. Again,
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  Speaker 1: when he's playing like that, Josh Allen, there's not much
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  Speaker 1: you can do. I don't care who you have. You know,
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: it's got it reminds me. I'm not saying I'm not
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: comparing the Texans defense to the Bears of 85. But
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: that defense was so overwhelming. Right. And then they came
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: into Miami on a Monday night. They were undefeated. They
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: played Dan Marino, high powered offense. And when Marino's playing
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: like that, there's nothing you can do. And they lost
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: that game. And when Josh Allen's playing like that, there's
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: just nothing you can do. So if I'm a Texan fan,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, we hung in there with one of
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: the favorites to make it to the Super Bowl. The
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: big question was C.J. Shroud headed into the season. Quarterback
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: looked pretty good. If we put up 31 points every
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: single week or somewhere around there, we're going to win
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: most games that we play. We're not playing Josh Allen
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: and Buffalo every week. So I'd be excited if I
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: was a Texan fan. You?
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you trust that D'Amico Ryans is going
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: to get that defense better. You trust that D'Amico Ryan
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: is going to get the job done. You didn't trust
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: that C.J. Stroud was going to be able to go
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: point for point for most of the game with a
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: high-powered Bills offense, and he did. So I'm a little optimistic.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: It hurts to lose that game because you know end
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: of the season you're going to say, ah, well, the
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Texans are behind the Bills because of the tiebreaker because
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: they lost the head-to-head back in week one. But, yeah,
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: it's something definitely to– It's a good loss.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. How'd you feel about the Bengals, my boy Burrow?
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, geez, I got to tell you, man, the NFL,
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: this is going to be such a great season. You
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: have three guys in the AFC. First off, Mahomes is
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: coming back, and he plays tonight. But you have three
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: guys chasing a ring in the AFC. They are so desperate,
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: so craving. I'm talking about Burrow. I'm talking about Josh Allen.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about Lamar Jackson, who were all so great yesterday.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Not all three of them are going to win a
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Super Bowl, Mikey. I don't think it's likely that all three.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: And you have three guys chasing a ring. All three
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: of them are three of the top 15 quarterbacks I've
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: ever seen play in the NFL. And a couple of
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: them are not going to get any credit because they're
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: not going to win a Super Bowl. It's crazy.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: They can't all win a ring. I don't know if
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: they can. They can't even all make it to the
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: AFC Championship. They all can't make it.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Can all three of them win a ring? It seems improbable.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: It's not going to happen. No, it's not going to happen.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: It would have to happen, like, soon. Like, in the
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: next five years, it would have to happen.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: One of them needs to get it quick. One of
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: them needs to get it soon.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: This year.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Because it's getting late. It's getting late for all of them.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: And it stinks because, you're right, they're all so good.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: But they all just kept running into juggernauts, whether it
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: was Brady early or it was Mahomes now or it was,
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know, is Drake May in there now? I
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: say no, but that's... He's 0-1.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: We're 1-0. Football.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: About it.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, the Rams are 0-1. The Jets are 1-0.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: So are the Giants.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: So are the Cardinals.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: What?
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: What a weird sport. I fucking love it. And hate it.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: And I feel gross.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: I need to shower again.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: I tried to wash football off of me last night.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: I didn't want to. You crawled into bed with my wife.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: I said, smell that. That's football.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: I took a shower. I took a shower after the
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: four o'clock and my wife said, oh, you smell great.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: I said, why? She said, you got that football smell
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: off of you. And then I sat down to watch Cowboys-Giants. Halftime,
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: smelled terrible.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Crawled into bed.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Jackson Dort's good.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: It's football.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Jackson, I mean, listen, that was impressive, Mikey. Everyone talked
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: about the Cowboys. Sunday night football, Giants-Cowboys. Jackson Dort looked
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: so good in that game. That's the perfect story for
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: John Horbaugh. It was so good.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: It really was. I just find it funny that the
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Giants and that broadcast would have you believe that the
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: only thing that's stopping every team from winning is a
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: good fullback. Because that's what they did.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Scataboo.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: No. Richard. Oh, Richard. They were like, just watch where
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: this guy goes. And that's where the ball's going. And
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: you watch him. You're like, oh, yeah, that's where the
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: ball's going. And they just keep going. They just keep going.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, they had 37 carries for 165 yards. Remember,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: a Cowboys defense was fixed. Right. I mean, you got
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: to give Dar credit, right? You have to. You got
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: to give John Horbach credit. It's one game, I understand,
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: but all the hype was about the Cowboys. There were
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: five possessions in the second half of that football game.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Five possessions in total. But Jackson Dar, 23 of 29,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: 230 yards. He ran. He ran smart. He had three touchdowns,
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: no interceptions. He was great. He got down. Yeah, that division.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Anyone can win that division, man. Anyone. Yes, except the Commanders. Why?
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: They were two points. They gave the Eagles a run
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: in Philly yesterday. Except the Commanders.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. That wasn't nice, Washington.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Why'd you take half the Commanders? Yeah. There's no one
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: really to take out today. They were great games. I
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: guess if you're going to take out somebody, you take
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: out the Chargers. Enough of Herbert. Enough of Harbaugh. Enough
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: of Mike McDaniel. I am so fucking tired of that team,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: of that quarterback, and everyone telling me how great the
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: coach is and how great the quarterback is. Question for
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: everyone who tells me that. What the hell have those
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: two done in the NFL? Somebody. Anybody. Harbaugh with the Niners.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: What have the two of them done together in the NFL?
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Nothing is the answer.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: I am officially calling the Los Angeles Chargers frauds until
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: they prove me otherwise. Until they can show, and the
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: Cowboys too. Those are two teams that I am told
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: every year how good they are, how good the quarterback is,
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: how much the coach is going to figure it out
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: this year, whether it's McCarthy or now Schottenheimer in Dallas
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: or Harbaugh. I they are officially frauds until they can
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: prove otherwise and I don't even know how they do
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: that because it's not going to take a first round
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: exit in the playoffs like we've seen so many times
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: from those teams like you have to do something I
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: want to see a championship game before I start going
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: you know what this team might be good.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Yep uh Mikey it was great talking ball with you
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: we didn't even talk about the game of the weekend
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: which was uh which was uh Saints and.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: My boys shuck. My boys shuck better than Cam Ward.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: I said it. There was so much football. We could
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: even get to 3130 Detroit Saints. That took us till
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: 5 p.m. in the afternoon. What a magical game. We'll
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: talk about it with Trey Wingo. We have plenty of
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: more time to talk more football. We'll talk about that game,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: all the games coming up here with Trey Wingo. I
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: just wanted to quickly here before we get out of here, Mikey,
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: thank the Dolphins for being As awful as advertised.